vaginal yeast infection
"I'm dying.  I'm pretty sure of it.  I'm seconds away from getting a spoon to dig this out.  I think it's part acid.  Maybe that's how it kills the yeast.   The burning is at a solid 8 and the itching is a 12 and rising.  I don't remember inviting hell into my vagina, but it happened.  I need an ice cream filled syringe to relieve the burning and itching, but I may opt for a cool bath. Next time I think this is a good idea, I should light a match made of poison oak and stick it my vagina for a few... Maybe I'll get the point."