vaginal yeast infection
"It's like my vagina was a good little catholic who played around with Monistat 7 and became possessed by Lucifer Himself.  

I do have one tip.  If you get the itchy fire ants from hell reaction,  try lying in bed on a towel,  naked from the waist down and just opening your legs.  The air helps to soothe it.  Don't take a bath or you'll remove the only thing that's curing the infection. 

Also,  as much as the side effects make scratch my own vajayjay with fork sound like a sweet relief.... The medication itself does work.  So stick with it because it doesn't feel like this by day 7."