vaginal yeast infection
"The only thing giving me the least bit of comfort (while it feels as if Daenarys Targaryean (Game of Thrones...) has released her three fiery dragons to savage my lady parts) is reading through everyone else's horrible experiences- and laughing. 
DOWN WITH MICONAZALE. 

PS this is so awful if you haven't used it yet go destroy it & if you have and your in my boat- best of luck."