vaginal yeast infection
"Y'all. Okay. So I tried this about a year and a half ago and it was awful. But I forgot about that and bought it again today and didn't remember my last experience until my best friend said something after I had already inserted this little egg from the pits of hell. I was fine for the first 3 hours so I thought I was in the clear. Took a shower. Dried off. Then felt a little itchy so I decided to apply the external cream before going to bed. Apparently this cream is the detonator. Cue the most severe burning, itching, and tingling of my life. Scooped out what I could with a cold towel. Also, do NOT get any on your back end hole because that will burn too. Currently cooling off in front of my  fan. Never again."