chlamydia infection
"So long story short contracted the clap from a boyfriend who had sex with a girl who waited months to tell him that she had it. Yay me. Took four pills with little in my stomach, ate a couple hours before. Let's just say I'd hate me if I were my toilet. I'm currently on it with diarrhea pooping (have been for 30 mins) my life away while my stomach makes these weird sounds. I feel nauseous but I don't think I'm going to throw up. Sucks to suck. I would say have safe sex but it's already too late if you're up here so that's pointless. But I will say I'm sorry and prepare for your colon cleanse. I feel pounds lighter!"