bowel preparation
"The taste was like no other. Gagging quickly ensued followed by desperate attempts to wash down the vile substance with applejuice. Just when I thought the worst was over and realizing I had finally finished drinking the suprep, a rumble consumed my entire body and I ran to the bathroom. I am not a fan of excercise, but this made me wish I had done more cardio in the past. When I reached the toilet, I cannot express the rate at which liquid projectiled from my butt. I swore that I lifted at least a foot from the toilet on some thrusts. My boyfriend was nice enough to bring me a TV, ipad, cell phone, heater, and water bottle as we realized i would have to bunker down for the night."