chlamydia infection
"Alright so look. He GAVE me Chlaymdia. Here I am at home when I get a call from my doctor that I have Chlaymdia.  I take these two treatment pills, I'm fine. A hour later MY STOMACH IS ON FIRE! I'm in so much pain at the moment, I decided to write this in order to distract myself from the pain. Moral of this. USE A CONDOM!"