bowel preparation
"I drank down my Suprep in about 10 mins, trying to just get it down in one shot (and I thought I was supposed to drink it kind of fast, not sure about that).  Drank down my next 32oz of water, and felt like a innertube I was so bloated.  I was worried it wasn't working, because I've heard the stories of the sounds and gurgles and my stomach was just distended.  



But then.....I felt a little feeling that made me worry tremendously if I were to even coughed too hard.  I hightailed it to the bathroom with the bidet (over the toilet, no need to move), and holy cannoli.  I was there for literally (yes, LITERALLY) one hour.  Then I was able to take a shower and so far so good.  2am is the next dose, and I'm sure nothing will be left!"