birth control
"Literally have never been in so much pain in my life. After what felt like 20 minutes (it was probably two) she asked me to calm down...right then and there I said stop. Nope. I absolutely can not calm down if another thing is inserted onto or into my cervix.

Did not successfully insert. 

I'm definitely just getting my tubes tied, hormones are super awful anyways.

PS I have a high pain tolerance, this was a super anomaly for me."