birth control
"I was on a hormonal birth control pill for many years.  I could set a clock by my periods... start on a Tuesday, off by Saturday.  It was great.  I turned 35 and my Doc would no longer prescribe the hormonal pill.  So, enter Jolivette.  The first two weeks, my nipples were so sore and I was so bloated that I thought I might be pregnant.  Then, my period started 1 week early and lasted for 9 days!  A very heavy 9 days as well.  1 week later, heavy bleeding again.  I don't think Jolivette and I are going to be friends."