birth control
"I had this removed yesterday morning and within 24 hours my sex drive kicked back in again. Funny that. This thing works effectively as birth control because you probably won't want your partner to touch you. Yep, here are 10 things I won't miss by having a stick owned by one of the world's largest pharmaceutical corporations in my arm:

1. Headaches.

2. Bleeding. Every. Day.

3. No normal period. See point 2.

4. No sex drive.

5. Weight gain.

6. Mood swings that made me feel insane.

7. Sensitivity to the stupidest things.

8. Lower bone density and higher risk of osteoporosis. See 2007 study.

9. Unchartered, unknown long-term effects.

10. Having a stick that might break through my skin when grabbed accidentally.

Satisfaction: never again."