birth control
"Ok so I'm just tossing my 2 cents in. I had my liletta inserted 7 Days ago. I'll start with my best friends good luck text as I walked into the exam room "enjoy those 2 little contractions once it's in" (She is the only person I know who has had an IUD). On a scale of 1-10 this was a solid praying for my own death 15! (I have broken bones that have hurt less, not to mention 8 tats and a body piercing). I screamed out loud! And almost passed out twice once on the table and once on my way to the car. The cramping died down at day 5 it's random now, the bleeding is down to spotting. 
But the BLOATING is insane.. I almost look pregnant. (5'10 175 lbs before insertion, I have not stepped on a scale since.) I fear it will not go away."