Himself 
2003 BMW 5 Series Sedan 540i 4dr Sedan (4.4L 8cyl 5A)
When driving is fun
 Easily the finest sport sedan I have ever driven.  Amazing performance and very responsive.  It goes precisely where you point it - so pay attention all the time!  Soft high performance tires last 23000 miles in my car, but its worth it.  Four hours of driving with a brief stop at two hours - and no low back misery.  Must watch out for speed - it will cruise at 80 mph with no noise, total control and plenty left to go much faster.  (Don't do it!)  This car has prevented at least two accidents for me - erratic driver (drunk?), and multi vehicle crash on LA freeway.  What I love is how much control the driver enjoys and the high level comfort.  Cup holders shouldn't be used. Enjoy!