Ha Ha Ha 
2002 BMW X5 SUV 3.0i AWD 4dr SUV (3.0L 6cyl 5M)
This is a SUV
 After a year of casual driving, this 
3.0i still performs like new.  You can 
see and feel the craftsmanship from in 
and out.  The Neon lights are nice, the 
bold rear mirrors, and of course, it's 
BMW name (not someone said:  Big 
Mouthed Woman).  After a year of 7,000 
miles endend driving, there has no 
problem yet.
 The set-up of on-board computer seems 
to be more than sophisticated than you 
want, but, live a real life then.