Is this the correct translation of what Tomoko is saying? In Watamote Episode 10, Tomoko comes back to school to find out that her seat has been changed, she gets a little agitated and says this (well according to the subs, that is):


  I have to sit here for the whole goddamn second term? Fuck me with a chainsaw dildo!


Now, I can't really Read/Write Japanese or even understand it, but I'm not quite sure that she is actually saying that. Is she?
The Japanese is:


  ニ学期ずっとこの席だと？ストレスで胃が蜂の巣になる！


More or less literally,


  I have to sit here for all of second term? The stress will turn my stomach into a beehive [i.e. thing with many holes]!


The subtitles you have there are from [Commie]; their subtitles for Watamote were edited by one of their more, um, liberal editors.