Copying my iphone stuff to android? I've got a ton of purchased and non-purchased music on my iphone. Same with movies. I've also got a pretty big collection of audio books. I'd like to dump a copy onto my android tablet. Is there any way to pull all the media off my iphone and strip freeplay so i can copy it into my android?

Bonus points if I can also transfer text history, apps, etc. Ideally I'd like to just run 'something' that will make my android have everything my iphone has.
You will have far better luck syncing the iPhone to a computer or otherwise getting the media from a computer to Andriod. 

The economics of the flow is such that people seem motivated to make quality tools for Andriod to iOS but not the other way. 

On Mac, your first step at liberating data might be a tool like Phoneview. It hits your music sync, text history sync and can generate a list of apps I believe.