Health Effects of Drinking Slowly I really like the flavor of dark beer, but I hate getting buzzed. Thus, I have developed the habit of drinking a single beer over the course of 1-3 days, because then I can keep my BAC low (ie. sub 0.01%). I am curious if the health effects of drinking slowly differ from drinking fast and intermittently.
For example, will the following have different health effects and how?

1 beer drunk in 10min every day
1 beer drunk in 8 hours every day
I would have to guess that the health effects are very different.  The kidneys will have a tougher load to process with 1 beer/10 min/day versus  1 beer/8 hours/day.  2 beers or 96 beers a day using awake time of 16hrs.
So you would have Drunk, overloading the kidneys and liver, along with withdrawal symptoms if you stop for a couple days.  The 2 a day can also give withdrawal symptoms if you do this for awhile and then stop for a couple days.  I currently have a patient who for the most part drinks 2 a day, and is having withdrawal symptoms.
Obviously the more per day will have more bad effects.