So maybe don’t watch porn with AirPods. Was watching stuff. Like ya know. Stuff. And my AirPods start connecting and disconnecting all in the middle of a girl moaning loud right. My mom is on the same floor as me, which I did not know until I heard her ironing clothes. There’s no way it wasn’t heard and both my parents definitely know. Fuck AirPods. Fuck that. Fuck the Church, here’s 95 reasons why.