I got food poisoning, I’m not pregnant guys! 
I (17F) got food poisoning a couple weeks ago and was throwing up like crazy. But guess what? My aunt was saying how I’ll be a great mom and she’s happy for me. Which is...um...


1. I’m not pregnant. I was feeling really awful because I accidentally ate something raw and needed some help.
2. What the hell? Who congratulates a teen for being pregnant?


So yeah. That pissed me off. And she knows full well I don’t want to have kids either.