Gay marriage is pure profit.  Think about it. 

Two bridal showers (presents!).

Two bachelorette parties (drinks!).

Two chances for our guy friends to take us out, too, for a bachelor party (drinks!).

Two bouquets to throw (spread the love!).

And when one of us gets pregnant, the other one can have a baby shower in solidarity (presents!). 

What other capitalism-minded arguments can we think of?? ;)
