How can my girlfriend watch Dogma on her birthday if we don't have a functioning VCR? Dogma is my girlfriend's favorite movie.  She owns it on tape but our old VCR won't cooperate.  I can't buy it, stream it, or even steal it.  I'm aware that it's owned by that fucking fat old fucking rapist Harvey whats his nuts.  Her birthday is Sunday and she's exhausting every cable I've collected over the years in order to make one electronic device play nice with another fucking device.  Am I crossing some line asking for a version of Dogma?  Asking for a friend.  The girlfriend.