Alibi for the comedown needed So the stash is finally gone. Sober for years, but got a nice big bag that lasted me a month.  Upheld job, upheld family, kept it under controlled. Now it is about to end, time to reset to normal... and it SUCKS. In anticipation of my impending crash, overpowering sleep urges and endless eating, I need a plan.

I need a good excuse to tell work/wife to explain the comedown. Any recommendations? 