(In a plains biome)

[player]: "Phew! Managed to set up my base. Sure it took like 8 days, but at least I got it done!"

(A female Creeper - who looks about 9 months pregnant - walks up to [player])

Female Creeper: (despite the pain) "Wow! You're an awesome builder, [player]!"

([player] pulls out their wooden sword)

[player]: "AAAH! CREEPER! Don't you dare, miss Creeper! I worked so hard on this base! I don't want you blowing it up!"

Female Creeper: (trying to resist her pain) "I have no interest in blowing up your base, [player]. In fact, I need your help."