I’m declaring a War on Liberalism in Austin As a White Christian Leander resident, I am sick and tired of Liberalism and Commiefornication taking over Austin. I have sold my house and moved into a 90s Ford Econoline Conversion Van, which I park under the I-35 overpass downtown so that the Deep State can’t find me.

Instead of working, I will stand on the corner of the I-35 service road and Cesar Chavez with a megaphone and shout to passing motorists: “LIBERALISM IS A MENTAL DISORDER. REJECT SOCIALISM. THE US TREASURY SHOULD
BE BACKED BY GOLD. I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN.”