‘OW TO RIASE YER GROT GROTS ARE PROBABLYEH ‘E BIGGEST OBSTA-OBST- CHALLANGE FOR DA WAAAGGH! SO, IV MAED A QUICC TING, ON ‘OW TO PUNISH EM, SO WE KAN WAAAGH FASTAH

“WOT IF YER GROT WANTS TEH REBYEL?”
KRUMP DA GIT, EM GROTS AREH TEW STEWPID TO CAER IF DER LEADAH DYES

“ME GROT KENT FIX STUFF, WAHT SHULD I DO?”
KRUMP DA GIT, TAEK ‘IZ TEEF, AND GIT A NEW ONE

“ME GROT SEYD SUMTHIN DAT MAED ME ANGRI!”
TAEK HIS TEEF AND GIV EM ENGIEN DUTEH, OR TAEK A TOE, OR BOFF

“ME GROT ALMOST GOT MEH SHOT”
USEH EM AS A SHEELD NEXT TIEM

I ‘OPE DIS ‘ELPS WIFF SOM KOMMON GROT PROBLEMS