Make an immaculately detailed and lengthy Lord of the Rings movies story about Samwise Gamgee’s (played by Sean Astin) morning routine after waking up and exiting frodo’s hobbit hole, sam now married to frodo. follow these story beats:
- he undresses (describe his face, butt, stomach and arms), then takes a bath in the Brandywine River describe how his belly, butt, hair and armpits looks as he washes himself.
- thanks to his diet, he’s always been gassy. he always uses this to get breakfast for frodo and him. he forces out a absolutely horrible-smelling fart in the water. fart bubbles and fish killed by the smell float to the surface near Sam’s butt. sam turns around and collects the fish.
- sam walks back to frodo’s hobbit hole still in the buff
- frodo and sam cook a meal using the fish. describe the cooking process and what they make.
- describe frodo and sam eating the meal

add dialogue from sam throughout