TIFU by moving drinking, ping pong, and cunnilingusing We were at a party, drinking all day and night, lots of beer pong, so plenty of ping pong balls around the house. 

I was going down on my girl later on at night and thought it would be funny to put a ping pong ball in my mouth while doing it. Then while in the process, realized it would be a funny surprise if I blew the ball in. Well, it was a surprise; funny, not all, as it became a nightmare to take out. The ball would spin back as I tried to finger it out. Had to go in deep with two finger to arch around the ball and push it back out. Yeah.

Even now she doesn’t find it funny. She says she has grown immune to my absurdity. 

Ladies, is it possible that something could have seriously gone wrong in a situation like this? 

TL;DR got a ping pong ball stuck in my gfs tunnel of love