My Hispanic friend keeps stealing everyone's jobs. How can I put a stop to this? He walks around with a big bag of jobs that he's stolen from hard-working Americans. He's going to college now so that he can steal even more jobs.

Sometimes when we are out at a store, he will go to the customer support desk and pick up a job application.

I find his behavior disgusting. There are some people who are unemployed and just sit around all day smoking pot.

I told him to go back to Mexico, and he just gave me the liberal talking point, "I'm from Puerto Rico, not Mexico."

What do?