Splitting on SO because of laundry SO told me to take the dry laundry off the rack before hanging the wet ones, which I obviously took as clear sign that he thinks I’m a moron and that I can’t do anything right , which obviously sent me into a tailspin the whole morning, which was spent seething, being convinced that I need to leave this relationship and therefore change job and city as we work together.

Yeah. That’s clearly a totally logical sequence of thinking. Where’s the off switch for this shit? 