Yu Chen's Mighty Lesson **Pointer**

What is this I have in my pocketsies? Look! 

**Case**

One day during assembly The great teacher Yu Ching sat upon a pillowed cushion^^1. A novice approached, asking Yu Cheng what type of tea he would like most^^2. The Teacher, Yun Chang sat still for quite some time, before gently raising his right arm^^3. Again, he remained still, before quickly slapping the novice across the face. The teacher, Yung Chien, regained his composure then proceeded to stand. He addressed the small assembly, and said, "Jet fuel cant melt steel beams."^^4

**Notes**

1. Who can see those who do not have pillows on which to be seen? The great teacher prides himself on having a comfy butt.

2. Disrespectful. The ever-wise Iun Cheing likes nothing.

3. The tortoise, with grace, attacks without falter. The rabbit, with haste, attacks like drunk father.

4. It just cant
