please create a vividly detailed and comedic The Last of Us story of a young, blonde, au naturel Clicker. He enters a pond and washes himself. While washing, he decides to relieve himself by farting in it (describe his physique, butt and face), with a few fish near his butt dying due to the awful smelling bubbles. the Clicker eats one of the fish that had died from his farts as more fish die behind him. add dialogue from the Clicker throughout the story