In all seriousness, Maddox would have been better off representing himself At first we joked that Maddox must have written the lolsuit himself because it was such a pile of shit and he’s a narcissist who thinks he knows better than the professionals...

In this case, that might actually be true. I seriously don’t think he could have fucked this up worse than Landui. I don’t know if perjury carries jail time, but we’re looking at a situation where Maddox could lose everything he owns in counter suits and possibly find himself in a New York jail cell.

If he’d handed the court a fucking scroll written in crayon, he’d be better off than he is now.