write a comedic story set in the movie Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides about Philip Swift (played by Sam Claflin) waking up in his cabin on the Queen Anne’s Revenge while it's docked at a port, and decides to go skinnydipping. He goes outside to a pond. Once he reaches the pond, he undresses. Write a comedic description of his butt. Describe how he looks while entering the pond and relaxing, then as he lets out a fart he’s been holding in all day. Describe how the fart bubbles look. Describe how he looks as he’s enjoying the feeling of relief afterwards. some of the fish die from how horrible it smells. Philip then happily collects the fish and goes back to the ship. He makes a dinner out of the fish. Describe the dinner he makes, and describe Philip eating it. add dialogue from Philip throughout the whole story