Breastfeeding is basically a cheat code My son turns one at the end of the month (1 year was my goal, woohoo!) but I have no plans to wean him any time soon because breastfeeding is basically a cheat code.

Is the baby cranky? Give him the boob.

Baby won’t nap? Lie in bed with him and give him the boob.

Baby fell down and hurt himself? Boob.

Teething? Boob. 

In the last week, he developed a very sudden and severe aversion to his baths. I got in the tub with him, and when he still wouldn’t calm down, I gave him the boob and he ate while I bathed him.  I honestly don’t know what I’d do if I’d weaned him already.  99% of parenting challenges that I’ve faced have been solved with my boobs. My husband is so jealous 😂