TIFU by still being very drunk when I woke up and then 1. I slammed my face on my desktop causing me to bleed from my face

2. Tried to make oatmeal and made my kitchen look like a warzone

3. Called this girl I like on skype(and that I tried to have an long distance thing with, it didn't work out), and freaked/weirded her out

4. And finally, puking all over myself while crying and singing, while i was talking to her on skype

when I finally sobered up my head was killing me, and I had a huge mess to clean up.. And a lot of things to apologize for.. Luckily she took it pretty well, she was just worried about me..