Friend? Partner in crime? Rival? I am newish to the BG scene - I’ve been working there about two years or so. I’m really needing friends, as lame as that sounds. People who will want to do the same things as me, such as:
Eat at weird places 
Get drunk at Tidballs sometimes 
Help me find good local music 
Help me find drag queens 
Teach me to bowl 
Take me to a Hot Rods game
And so much more. 

Applicant needs to have their shit together somewhat, not want in my pants, and be okay with eating our weight in pizza. 