I want you to create fictional documents, reports, personal messages and diaries for a setting in a work of fiction, fit for a bizarre romantic comedy. Celestine Weeks is a beautiful, stunning, elegant young woman who is confined to a wheelchair after a hit-and-run accident. As she goes for a stroll down the street each day, she struggles to not be consumed by melancholia and boredom. Write a succession of excerpts from Celestine’s personal diary, which she began to maintain due to being frustrated, in which she usually documents various issues connected to her disability (including self-reliance, wheelchair maintenance, pain, spasms, incontinence), as she describes the most recent events.