Do punk houses still exist in/around DC? I live in Baltimore, and work in Vienna. The commute is pretty rough. 2 and a half hours one way, 4 different modes of transit. I wake up at 4:30 in the morning, I'm out the door by 4:45, and I don't get back until 6:30 at night. The money is totally worth it, but it's killing me. 

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I keep joking that all I need is a closet with a mattress in it at a punk house, an outlet, access to a bathroom, and internet access and I'm set. The punchline to the joke being that there are no punk houses anymore because gentrification. 

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Tell me I'm wrong, that there totally are, and that one fitting the bill as delineated above exists for me to move into after the holidays. 