How to survive as Joffrey So Joffrey’s situation at the beginning of the Clash of Kings start point is rather dire. Tywin is occupied with Robb Stark and the Northerners, Mace Tyrell takes his time rallying the Reach, and Stannis comes knocking on King’s Landing’s doorstep early on.

What then, besides console commands and praying to RNJesus, is there to do to help Joffrey do the utmost he can survive the initial stages of the Clash of Kings bookmark.