Please create a vividly detailed and comedic story about Serie A Roma player Edoardo Bove, he decides on going to bathe in a pond au naturel (compliment his physique, butt, face), he leaves home then goes to the pond. Describe how he looks as he enters the river and washes off. He feels gassy. Describe how he looks as he farts into the waters, enjoying the relief. The water near his butt smells so foul now that a few fish die. He happily grabs them for a campfire roast. Add dialogue from Edoardo throughout the story