Interpreting Manthink Y'all. This might ACTUALLY be the thing that breaks me. 

Text conversation: 
Me: "what's with this pile of laundry *ON THE KITCHEN CHAIR*???" 
 
Lunatic Male Spouse: "I'm compiling enough for a load. I didn't want to add to what was already there." 

Whatthefuck?? 

Please interpret and make me understand. And please come and get me out of this dysfunctional hell hole. SOS! SOS!