TIFU by taking a shower I'm a 6' tall 250lbs college senior. I went to go take a shower when I woke up. After I turned on the water, I noticed that the tub was extra slippery due to a bottle of shampoo conditioner that fell. I tried to "scrub" the conditioner off of the tub with my feet. I began to slip, and I struggled to catch myself for about 2 seconds. Next thing I know, my feet completely slipped from under me, my arms flailed, and my 250lbs body was falling. I landed on my ass with all my weight and created an alarmingly loud thud that probably woke up my neighbors. I stood up and realized that I bruised my tailbone and my elbow.

Because of this lovely early morning incident, I was not able to attend my morning ping pong class. I used up my "free" absence because I fell in the shower. The next time I fall, I lose 10pts. off of my grade.