In exactly 1024 characters, no more, no less: 

* Must print `Hello World`.
* Must not use unnecessary whitespace.
* Must not use comments.

Judging should favor creativity and/or humor over simple obfuscation when voting up answers.

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The earliest I will select an answer is the 11th (Sunday) of November (2012). I'm seeing some awesome entries so far, can't wait to see what else people come up with.