Ashen one, stop touching things! What is the protagonists obsession with touching everything? He has to fight Iudex because he wants to pull the sword out of him, he has to fight Wolnir because he molests the goblet which couldn't say don't touch more clearly than being a fucking skull cup on a pedestal in an empty room! 

He has to fight the dancer because he messes around with the statue, he has to fight the nameless king because he rings the bell on a whim. 

He peers into Father Ariandels bowl setting that particular fight off and now in the ringed city trailer he's touching more shit that clearly says leave me alone! 

Some people never learn 