Seeking DD! After seeing Bitcoin Miami I believe we need a "Man bun to Market cap" indicator. I am curious what the "man bun to market cap" ratio is for different crypto communities?

I saw more man buns in the footage of the BTC convention than I'm comfortable with.  I believe the number of MB's per capita at a convention could be directly corelated to *something.*   

I feel like this needs to be discussed as we could possibly spot new trends based on the per capita man bun to Market Cap ratios.

Perhaps a high MB to MC is desirable? Or could it be the harbinger of a Bear Market?  Do Man Buns indicate an incoming BM?