TIFU By injuring my vag 
Occasionally this happened in August, but the sudden pain I get sometimes still reminds me of it.

Back then I was running errands and riding my bike. I was going fast then I saw this boy and of course I got distracted (lol) I felt the sudden urge to get up on the sidewalk so I tried to bunny hop my bike as I usually do. Instead on landing gracefully I managed to hit the curb , slipped on the seat and then my precious sexual organs hit the bike's stem. Jesus, the pain was so intense I needed to sit down for solid 15 min praying i did not lose my ability to have children. When I felt better I managed to walk back home still thinking how much of an idiot I am . 

4 months lates I still feel some sorts of sudden pain down there that would last 10-15 seconds. 

P.s. I'm not that good in English and I make some mistakes so excuse me.

TL;DR Caused myself a trauma on my sexual organs by a bike accident.