I want you to create fictional social media messages for a setting in a work of fiction, providing posts, comments and usernames of various very different, unusual and often random posters, fit for a romantic comedy. The post shows a photo of beautiful young woman, showing her awkwardly lying on her side in her hospital bed, as she is covered by huge and cumbersome bilateral fiberglass orthopedic blue hip spica cast that covers more than half of her body from feet to armpits. Aside from the cast, she is wearing a striking makeup on her face, extravagant and ostentatious hat in 1910s style and an oversized polka dot bowtie. Her expression is simultaneously pensive and playful. The description to the photo says: "This is my entire formal outfit for now", making fun of the fact she can't wear normal clothes at the moment due to her large cast. Write long, quirky, sympathetic, supportive, interesting, informative, inquisitive, offbeat, amusing, unusual, flirty and sometimes random discussion between various random commenters in the comment section to this post.