Roach eating my darn toothpaste Yesterday I was just doin the midnight pee dance when I spotted a roach sitting on my sink. Now, usually I'm the real hospitable type but on that particular day I just wanted to get to bed without any hoo haa so I backed away slowly and shut the door. 

This morning I had to brush my teeth and it was gone. 

At 10pm however, I opened my door to take a shower and lo and behold Mr Unannounced House guest was there taking a captain's perch standing on my toothpaste... And the fucker was devouring it like mashed potatoes on thanksgiving.

Well I know I'm gonna keep all my toiletries in a box from now on. Never had food in my room, but I've learnt that roaches have a diverse palate.