Tips for avoiding the upcoming food stamp zombie apocalypse? I live in a mid-sized city.  Fair amount of decent people, unfair amount of welfare dependent ne'er-do-wells.  Of course we all know that some of these people aren't going to be getting their food stamps / welfare checks this month.  What are some good ways to avoid conflict with welfare zombies?  I ride my bike around town because I don't have a car, and I don't have any weapons.  I am, however, tall and athletic, and would win in a (fair) fight with most food stamps zombies.