Well, we're all in trouble, yet again. The fabled Faerie Army has come to take over our dimension.

This is the battlefield:

[![enter image description here](https://i.stack.imgur.com/HaGbp.png)](https://i.stack.imgur.com/HaGbp.png)

However, their soldiers don't work quite like ours...

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> Their **pawns** move as ours, but they capture the same way (one space in front of them). They can't capture with a two-space move. Due to some ancient curse, they can't move a pawn three turns in a row (whether the same pawn, or three different ones)
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> Their **knights** move as a knight, but they make multiple knight moves in the same direction. They jump over anything in their path, but **they can't stop** (they must go until they literally can't because of the edge of the board.) They capture only if they land on a piece on the last square they would move to.
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> Their **bishops** can only move an even number of squares.
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> Their **rooks** move like our rooks but capture as our bishops.
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> Their **queen** moves like our queen but captures like our knights.
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> Their **king** moves like our knights, but can't capture. We have to checkmate the king to win.
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Oh hey, they just made their first move.

[![enter image description here](https://i.stack.imgur.com/Lws5g.png)](https://i.stack.imgur.com/Lws5g.png)

Well, over to you. Can you win or at least draw?

(Yes, you must assume the worst.)