"an ambulance is not a taxi miss" So thIs is a quick one that happened yesterday, for context, i work as an EMT (currently in paramedic course) and i do shifts during the weak

So i was called to a bad case, i'll spare the details but i wasn't sure if the one i treated would make it all the way to the hospital (thankfully, he did)

As me and my team are getting the patient onto the Ambulance, this woman (EP) gets up to my face

"GET THIS HOBO OFF, MY DAUGHTER NEEDS TO GET TO A HOSPITAL, NOW!"

I look at the daughter, about 4, And she Looks fine

"what's the problem?"

"she has a splinter!"

I laugh in her face and we drive off, but not before she cusses us and says "worst taxi company EVER!"   