The world’s unluckiest love life My current ruler just can’t catch a break. His first wife had an affair. He was forced to legitimise the bastard daughter to ensure a dynastic heir. She had another affair, so he divorced her. His next wife had an affair. He imprisoned her, and she died taking a shit. His third wife had an affair, but he forgave her in the hopes of finally getting a son. She gave him 3, then cheated again, with the guy who fucked his first wife. He imprisoned her. The queen of Epirus asked to marry a courtier, so he divorced his wife and proposed marriage between the two of them. She accepted, then died of rabies a week later. 

Let’s see how #5 goes.