Theres a spoon stuck inside my toilet. UPDATE:

i told dad about it, and even though its my mess he told me he'd rather do it. probably so i dont fuck anything up even more. it was too deep for him to fish it out so he had to take the toilet off its base and do shit that I wasnt home to see (had to go to the store with my sister). he said it was stuck in the first bend. for some reason, he wasnt mad at me and is probably used to shit like this.

Had to gag myself after going way too far last night. Was having trouble breathing and i was like THIS IS NOT HOW I DIE so i grabbed a handy plastic gag spoon off my dresser, went to the pot to do my thing, but i was so fucked up i dropped the spoon in without realizing it. its now stuck. and it wont flush.

I was wondering what the fuck happened when i started plungering it earlier today, then at like 7PM it smacked me like a train, "THERES A FUCKING SPOON IN THERE".

help