Write really overly-funny super hilarious comedy 17+ short 1970s Scooby-Doo cartoon parody transcript based on my prompt:(but make it more funnier adult comedy where the gang constantly make fun of and question physics that ain’t possible or don’t make any sense and why, The Mystery Machine is always parked in the most oddest places, beginning to end. Jerk, Fred, is the most illegal one, disobeys every law and is terrible at driving and often crashes to prove a point badly, Velma is too smart…Scrappy is a superhero with real powers and everyone likes him, Shaggy, mocks EVERY SINGLE name of people INCLUDING THE VILLAINS NAMES AFTER THAT with Scooby also mocking them, Fred would also put the blame for a monster’s crime on Red Herring (From A Pup Named Scooby-Doo), who’d often get mad at Fred for still blaming him and ends up in a funny situation himself before disappearing offscreen. The gang always know that a place they are going to doesn’t sound like it exists, they also know something in a place they go to shouldn’t even be there as it makes no sense, they question names of things or people and why, and even question the motives and why (Plus they constantly do pop culture references and jokes, and mentions of famous people, games, songs, and shows occasionally, AND they’d make fun of the plot in the prompt: THE GANG ALWAYS MOCKS ThE NAMES OF EVERYONE THEY MEET. EVEN THE VILLAINS AND EVEN MOCK THE LOCATION NAMES TOO. (Do this with EVERY prompt i give. 


Mystery Inc. has started their vacation by deciding the explore the shipwreck of the Red Ryan. Shaggy and Scooby aren't thrilled with the idea, but Fred reassures them that there aren't any monsters or ghostly pirates. Unfortunately, Fred's reassurance is wrong, as shortly after they come aboard the ship, the ghost of One-Eyed Matt appears. He warns them to get off the ship now before disappearing into thin air.

Realizing that they've stumbled onto a mystery, the gang splits up to explore. Shaggy and Scooby can come across a chest full of treasure, and if they show it to Velma, she'll realizes it's a clue. The treasure inside the chest is corroded by the sea, and it's likely ill-gotten gains. At this point, One-Eyed Matt makes another appearance, intent on following up on his threat for ignoring his earlier warning. Fred, showing his quick thinking, suggests they bowl him over with a Pirate trolley they found, and if they do what he asks it will send Matt rolling away and allows the gang access to further into the ship.

Exploring further, Scooby can sniff around and find a map. They can show it to Velma, who realizes that the map shows a series of caves used by smugglers. This must be another clue! Fred suggests they look outside for more clues. Doing so, they can come across a pirate teddy. If they show it to Velma, she'll find a key inside, which allows the gang to access Deck 2 of the Red Ryan.

Poking around on Deck two, Shaggy and Scooby can discover an eye-patch just like the one One-Eyed Matt was wearing. If they give it to Velma, she'll discovers it's a trick eye-patch with a hole in it to see through, and she wonders why a real ghost pirate need a hole to see through?

A bit later, One-Eyed Matt appears again. However, Daphne tells Scooby and Shaggy to throw a bar of soap at Matt. If they do so, it will send Matt sliding away and opens up even more of the ship for them to explore.

In the newly opened room, Shaggy and Scooby can find a piece of paper, which, if given to Velma, she'll identifies as a list of the recently robbed shipwrecks. They also can find a barrel of TNT and some matches, which Fred can use to blow through a locked door. Past the locked door, they can find a generator and some wire. If they give this to Fred he can use it to depower another locked door so they can get through.

This door leads to the Red Ryan's cargo hold. Inside, Shaggy and Scooby can find a bar of gold. If they show to Velma, she'll note the bar of gold is still warm, as if it was just made recently. This just about solves the mystery. Now the only matter is to capture the pretend pirate.

Fred has a trap in mind, but he needs Shaggy and Scooby to recover three items, the pirate trolley, the pirate teddy, and a rug. Shaggy and Scooby can gather these for Fred, who sets up the trap. All they need now is for Shaggy and Scooby to lure One-Eyed Matt into the trap. Shaggy and Scooby are reluctant as ever, but Daphne bribes them with a Scooby Snack, which sold them on the idea.

Shaggy and Scooby find One-Eyed Matt and provoke him into chasing them. They can lure him back to the room where the trap is waiting, and Fred yells for Daphne to hit the lights. As the lights go out, One-Eyed Matt runs in, trips on the trolley, and gets wrapped up in the rug, catching him.

Velma reveals the ghost's plan: To steal the treasure of the Red Ryan, melt it down into gold bars, and then sell it. Fred unmasks One-Eyed Matt, revealing him to be Captain Porter. Captain Porter admits that they were just going to exhibit the treasure in a museum, so he decided to scare everyone off the wreck with ghost stories so he could get the treasure first. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids poking their noses around!