My stupidity never ceases to amaze I was at school the other day (I am doing summer school) and a dude I know saw some fresh cuts and asked me what was up. I decided to lie and tell him it was just my cat. Well I don't have a cat and he knows me well enough to know that. He just looked at me like I was crazy and said okay. Thinking back there were countless things I could have said that would make sense, but no now I seem like the crazy cutter with an imaginary cat. The only logical thing for me to do now is get a cat and pretend I have had it for a while.