Why the hell do our baby making parts have to be so high maintenance?  I woke up with a damn UTI this morning and the beginnings of my period.  But seriously it's like why are all our sex parts so temperamental.  My boobs decide to be super sensitive once a month.  That fucking period, where I have to pad my undies or jam cotton up my cooter for a week. Constant vigilance to keep everything clean. Annual visits to the gyno.  And then sex, we have to go through crazy ass rituals to get ready, pretty much have to bond with the guy to like it, then there's a 12 step program just to have a damn orgasm.

Fuck me. Rant over.