Issan just got me... I don't know what is happening...

I drive around issan with no license making my own road rules.

I sit down on the mat and eat food with my hands.

I joined the local Soi dog pack and fight with other dogs over local bitches.

My isaan wife threatenS to cut off body parts if the i cheats.

The temples local monk said I pray beautifully. After I gave him some food.

Bugs crawl on my face when I sleep and the toilet frog let me pat it today.

There is a fish in the bath and the bath doesn't have a plug or even a hole.

Today I bashed a bunch of chillies up in a big clay pot with a club.

Well go havest this week.