Make a vividly detailed fictional Far Cry 3 story about Jason Brody’s morning routine on the island. First, he wakes up and decides to take a shower. He scoops up a bucket of water and hangs it on a branch. He tosses his clothes on another branch (describe his physique and butt). He pulls on the rope, tipping the water on him. His butt jiggles as he shivers from the cold water hitting him, he continues to scrub himself with a loofah until the water runs out. Next, he walks to a mirror nearby and brushes his teeth. Next, he gets dinner by entering a pond and letting out a relieving fart into the water, causing some fish to go belly-up from how bad it stinks underwater. He happily collects them and goes to make a campfire to cook them.