I told my mom I was going to the gym but really I went to McDonald’s My moms been trying to get me out of the house lately and so she told me to try the gym on for size. I accepted her proposal and off I went to the gym. I even walked in and tried to admit myself,  but my luck took a turn for the worse when a staffer asked me for my photo ID. I’d left it in the car and told him I’d return shortly. In reality, I got discouraged and drowned my sorrows in McDonald’s. Sorry mom :(