TIFU by being behind my wife on the couch This was a couple weeks ago I think. So for context. We just watched the conjuring. So here’s where we fuck up. Yes we. I’m not taking all the blame. 

We’ve never watched the movies. Just conjuring 1 and annabelle. Well howdy I decided we would watch conjuring 2. We had both never seen it. So I’m busy doing my thing by making dinner and what happened killed me. 
I had the food almost ready. So I crept back into the living room and stood behind the couch. Spoilers of an older movie coming up. 


I saw the nun lady come out that painting and literally jumped and said “wo—“. I didn’t get that off before my wife  (and I’m not sure what happened) cracked my face with a remote.

I’m still getting over a fractured bone. Idk if she kicked me or gave me the Smackdown with the remote. I’m very proud except for bills now. 



TL;DR my wife tried to kill me during a horror movie cause she didn’t know I was behind her and cracked my damn face open.