Thanks for dumping me, now I am a bizillionaire!
Truth #3. I got dumped. Twice. This year. Like, in the past 4 months. I know what you are thinking--how is that even possible? And trust me...I have had those same thoughts. The reason why I am saying (I guess typing is the better word) this is because I recently watched The Social Network and think there is a good chance I am currently inventing The Facebook.