Check it out whens the last time you bought a CD disc of music songs that game with a book inside of it that was fill with games, recipes, poems from 7 year old kids (the one about the puppy is SAD but then get’s super funny, make sure to read it all the way through it) plus picture of the band guys (no girls this time, sorry, they are just dudes only in this fun time band—) probably you never bought one this FUN since maybe when you were a actual kid…but forget about that, this CD is a bunch of silly songs to sing and clap and dance and leapfrog and macaroni and cheese around the house with, while also holding a book inside with fun games for quieter times when you’re just sitting there chewing or watching something fun and polite on the television.
Even kids will love it too, because of what I mentioned just like a minute ago FUN. It’s almost got so much Fun inside of it that it’s like almost spilling out all over the place like a puddle. Or like something that got soaked with moisture and the moisture was really FUN in disguise and started glopping all over the place but you didn’t care because it was FUN. Well, here it is then, all that fun I have been mentioning over and over again like I was crazy about the word fun, and couldn’t of think anything other else way to say it.
Just breathe in this mentholated rubbing jelly of songs: YOUR SHIRT BUTTONS ON THE LADY SIDE, LET’S ALL WORSHIP SATAN, I LIKE YOU BUT YOU ARE WAY TOO FAT TO TAKE SERIOUSLY, MY FIST AND YOUR FACE ARE GOING TO THE PROM TOGETHER, GLUE-HUFFING MANIAC, LIGHT THAT TURTLE ON FIRE, OH BY THE WAY THANKS FOR MAKING ME INSANE, CELEBRITY NOSEPICK BLUES, and the great hit that all the kid’s are singing from the open windows of a school bus pointed on a field trip to Happyland, UPON CLOSER INSPECTION YOU HAVE A WEIRD POINTY FACE.
This is what I like to call Top Notch Fun, times one hundred. If you are little, or know someone who is little, young or even short (slower to mature, proven science fact) then put down this record CD in the thing, and let the instant fun times start up like a tickle party at a day care filled up with soda pop. Its THAT GOOD.
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