MACON, Ga. – A man accused of robbing a McDonald’s in Georgia at gunpoint accidentally shot himself, according to the Bibb County Sheriff’s Office.
The Macon Telegraph reported that Donte Sherrod Grayer, 26, of Macon, Ga., allegedly entered the restaurant Saturday armed with a handgun and wearing a wig.
Too bad he didn’t shoot his scrotal sac off to prevent gene replication.
Mad props to the police and first responders that fielded this call, because they really are cut from a different cloth than I.
....Had it been ME there, the article would have been discussing the perp's untimely demise from acute blood loss and MY needing oxygen treatment from my own partner for laughing too hard.