Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!
I hit emlightened with a rolled-up contract which states that emlightened will pay me one million dollars; the contract specifies that, in lieu of signatures, both parties to the agreement will indicate their consent by rolling up the contract and hitting each other with it.
One circle, two ovals, and three lines.
Banned for banning your sibling.
I hit heuristically_alone with Russell's Teapot.
It would take me a lot longer than 15 seconds to figure out whether my mouse uses a laser. I can't think of anything else in the room that would.
Something which weighs almost exactly 5 pounds?
Granted. The other six swore vows of virginity, and not even being one of the last seven humans alive will make them break those vows.
I wish the Hurt and Heal thread hadn't died.
5: 1 cat, 1 pair of rabbit ears, and 3 vertical yellow lines.
Banned for assuming I have feelings.
I hit emlightened with a surprised Cyclops.
Banned for using an animated emoji.
Banned for blaming the bad punctuation I stole from heury on me.
Banned for linking to YouTube.
Banned for stealing my wallet.
Banned for not using capitalization.
Banned for not speaking American English.