One in five American families is totally unemployed, meaning not a single person in the household works.
42.2% of Americans don't have enough food.
But it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
But not as naked. Or maybe more naked. Just wearing clothes.
When I introduce myself as Nakedjen these days.
And I go into a lengthy explanation about how being naked has far more to do than just standing there without any clothes on your body and while all the words spill out of my heart and my mouth I watch the glaze descend over the eyes of the person to whom I am speaking like they're a rich, hot Krispy Kreme donut and really, honestly, just don't give a damn.
They just want a naked body.
Actually, these days, I much prefer a truly naked heart.