Sometimes you're baking cupcakes or something and drinking, and you run out of alcohol. So you think to yourself, "I wonder if I could get a drunk with vanilla extract?" The answer, apparently, is yes.
On Saturday night, police in Macedon, New York arrested a woman for driving erratically in the parking lot of the local Wal-Mart. The police said she was drunk on vanilla extract.
The woman apparently told police she had gotten lost on her way home.
A breathalyzer revealed the woman's blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit.
What do you think a vanilla extract hangover is like? Like worse than that time you drank half a bottle of cupcake-flavored vodka because you'll try anything once?