- How did you get to fly? Thick. Fat. Wings tiddly.
- Look at yourself, freak!
Penguin and a zebra came to the photographer.
- Color photo? - asks the photographer.
- No, black and white will be enought.
- Dad, look - Linux!
- The same as usual.
- I have a minimum of 500 customers every day! Maybe you want me to remember that which tastes?!
Sensational news! New hybrid is created - joined MS Windows and Linux. New logo will look like - penguin falling out from the window.
Young man enters parameters in dating website: not too hight, shy, should not request expensive presents and should be able to swim.
Computer gives immediate answer: Penguin-female.
All you have to do is to pull them out from a airplane.
The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"