The transfer talk of the summer seems to be about players not going anywhere. Yet, anyway. Rooney, Bale and anyone linked to Arsenal. Is it all agent talk? Brouhaha? Not being #ITK we can't tell you, but that won't stop Jan, Terry and Graham talking about it for half an hour.
It's also Match Day 2 of Sound Of Football Top Trumps (#softt) — will Terry repeat his success from last week?