The thing about being engaged to a rich prince is that you can’t turn your head without some social climbing, crown-digging harlot skank with no morals rolling up to steal your man. That is why Meghan Markle made a big mistake in not escorting Prince Hot Ginge to last night’s London premiere of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Because look at that petite Rubenesque ginger beauty charming both Prince William and PHG. Well, at least Duchess Kate and Meghan Markle can share an Uber after their men kick them out of Kensington Palace and leave them for this more voluptuous piece.
Prince William and PHG play stormtroopers in The Last Jedi, because when you’re a prince you can say, “Hello, I am a prince and I command you to make me a stormtrooper in your movie.” They joined their co-stars at last night’s premiere and spent way too much time falling for the transparent charms of BB-8.
People says that royal protocol is going to be broken later this month when Meghan Markle becomes the first royal fiancee to spend Christmas Day with the royal family. Usually you need a wedding ring to spend Jesus’ born day with THE QUEEN. Err, royal protocol is going to be broken this Christmas but not by Meghan Markle. Meghan Markle will be weeping into a bag of mini pretzels while on a commercial flight back to the U.S. as Prince Hot Ginge shows up to Christmas Day celebrations with, yup, that palacewrecking tramp BB-8. And I’m sure BB-8 will wear a capelet that will sell out faster than anything Meghan or Duchess Kate has worn!