JOHN: when did that happen?
JOHN: i cannot accept this!
JOHN: you and dave sprite were like the glue holding everything together on this miserable road trip!
JOHN: you were our rock.
JADE: what are you talking about?
JOHN: you and dave sprite were like... an INSTITUTION on this stupid golden battleship.
JADE: we were not an institution!
JOHN: why did he break up with you?!
JOHN: jade, we are all going through stuff. you don't see me flying off the handle and breaking up with MY girlfriend.
JADE: you have a girlfriend?
JOHN: that is not the point.
JOHN: the point is that dave sprite is a douche.
JOHN: no, he's an orange feathery douche.