ONE: Thou Shalt buckle up in HONOR of those who have gone before us.
TWO: Thou Shalt REFRAIN from asking a tourist for directions when lost.
THREE: Thou Shalt ADMIRE ‘hands free’ that motor mouth when their in the absence of others.
FOURTH: Thou Shalt SMILE at the moron pumping gas while pointing to the warning sign that their cell phone could blow the whole station up.
FIVE: Thou Shalt wave HAPPILY at the frantic lane changer who ends up waiting at the same stop before you do.
SIX: Thou Shalt JUMP out of the car and start ‘running in place’ while a police officer writes the speeding ticket.
SEVEN: Thou Shalt RESTRAIN oneself from giving the ‘super finger’ to the maniac who cuts them off in traffic.
EIGHT: Thou Shalt not HAUNT the creep who kills you in a car accident.
NINE: Thou Shalt SAVOR the moment while pulling out of a parking spot because this is when you’re the most loved.
TEN: Thou Shalt BLESS the ground we drive on but pray every day we can stay above it and not below it.