Ok not exactly a ton of laughs in comparison to some of the others, but still some pretty good lines.
The Margeary/Sansa scene was amazingly mean spirited in a funny way.
Also couldn't believe they put that line about having a pigs nose in there. D&D have to have a lot of balls to even think about putting something like that in.
"I never thought Bannen could smell so good"
Some of the humour in this episode also comes not from actual lines, but subtlety, to me.
Olenna's remarks on the Tyrell sigil (I've said literally the same words on a couple of occasions, lol).
The Old Bear: "He came to us from... err... Where did he come from?"
Joffrey trying to act like a pimp telling Margaery horror stories. Also his waving like a douche.
Ramsay's horrible expression also made me laugh, in a 'Ramsay you're such a douche' kind of way.
Locke: "Can't say I've ever seen a man drink horse piss that fast." :D I know it's horrible, but I didn't see it coming and it made me laugh in an uncomfortable 'oh god no' kind of way.
I just made a thread about this kinda, and am suprised nobody above mentions the scence with Joffrey talking about how the women targaryn was eaten by her brothers dragon while her babies watched. All the while Joffrey is giggling like a schoolgirl. Brilliant acting by that kid, just amazing..
Arya: You slung him over your horse like he was some deer.
Hound: Aye, he was a bleeder.
I thought it was such a sad scene. Sansa almost cried of happiness when Marg told her her place would be at Highgarden is she married Loras.
Great acting by Sophie Turner and Natalie Dormer.
This was so sad! He said something like; 'My real father's head was cut off in Kings Landing.' 'I had to make a choice and I choose wrong' I almost cried. But when we saw the Bolton cross and I felt really excited. I went from feeling bad for Theon to feeling really really excited about the rest of his storyline.
I also really like the witty Lady Olenna to the Tyrell cousins about the Golden Roses. ' I even have a golden rose painted on my chamber pot, as if that makes it smell better' and making fun of how not scary the golden rose and their words going strong are lol.
The QoT was spot-on this episode. I preferred her line delivery this time around much better than the first time we saw her and she was hilarious. I kept laughing and laughing.
I also loved Tywin's remarks to Cersei, especially telling her she's not as smart as she thinks she is.
Ramsay's glee at his elaborate ruse made me laugh out loud.
I also always chuckle at Joff trying to impress Margaery.
Edd while tending the pigs cracked me up but his line "I never thought Bannen could smell so good" was priceless, I love Edd!
Tywin scene with Cersey was also funy in his cold and kind of annoyed way to say the lines.
"I even have a golden rose painted on my chamber pot, as if that makes it smell better" and "What happens when the non-existent bumps against the decrepit". Varys face on that scene was great!
But Olenna's lines, all of them really, were great. Especially the 'non-existent and the decrepit'. Why did you look, Varys?
All these. You summarize them pretty well.
It's a perfect time to ship them while they're still together --- Ser BOrah!
And we have the winner.
Almost all of Olenna, especially "My chamber pot has a rose on it, but it doesn't make it smell any better!"
Joff's laughter at "They buried what's left of her in the crypt!"
The QoT was a boss. I love how she mimicked the North's accent when talking about "Winter is coming." And her acerbic flirtation with Varys, paired with his downward glance at his nethers at her "nonexistent" line.
This is funnier on a rewatch, but Ramsay's saying "wait" as he lights the torch. It sounds so much like he's getting to a punchline--there's a subtle uptick that sounds overeager. Plus, his total jackal grin.
Joffrey acting like a lovesick puppy--giggling like a schoolgirl is dead on. Also, his little "Ha!" glance at Cersei when he walks by, arm around Margaery's waist.
Totally this. It might well be my favourite one liner for the series. I nearly died. He sells a psycho so damn well. WOW. That was just... brilliant.