To the best of my recollection, Stevie was the first cat integrated under the If it eats, we must greets line of reasoning. As you may know, during the Salem witch trials the accused were thrown into a pool of water, if they floated they were deemed witches. If it eats, we must greets is a similar false dichotomy that states that if you place food out for a stray cat, and it eats it, then it must be your cat.
Also, this picture is just begging for a lolcat interpretation.
The most mysterious of all our cats.
Claims to have previously belonged to both D.B. Cooper and Jimmy Hoffa.
My daughter thinks she is sweet.