At least he would have a better than average campaign theme song. Or worse than average.
Seriously though, wouldn't hurt to try it; he can't be much worse than the average Haitian leader, so long as he recognizes what he isn't good at and puts people who are good at it in place, having others do the actual work of running the country and rendering himself a figurehead in the way Presidents are in Parliamentary systems.
And in all realisticness, he would probably be a US puppet leader, which would IMO make Haiti more likely to receive funding and official support. (But whether this is in the financial/security/political interests of the US at this point however is a whole other question).