In its own unique way, The Onion’s satirical restaurant review of Cage shows how public consciousness is growing when it comes to mindful (or insane) food choices. Maria Rodale in her Organic Manifesto revealed the surprising detail that Monsanto’s Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Hugh Grant, chose to eat organic food (citing an interview of Mr. Grant by Kai Ryssdal, “Using Technology to Grow More Food,” Marketplace, America Public Media, August 20, 2008). Might we suggest that The Onion’s mythical chef/owner Mason Kelfani for his own restaurant eats is dining at Farmstead at Long Meadow Ranch, just down the road from his Cage in St. Helena, or perhaps one of the other farm to table restaurants listed in our California directory.