Here’s a growing collection of the funniest Facebook status messages I have seen. Feel free to add to this list by leaving a comment with hilarious facebook status messages you have read.
Erik M. Transformers 2 comes out Wednesday. Too bad Michael Jackson didn’t live long enough to see tformers2. He would have loved it. So sad.
Erik M. I just opened the memory card slot on the company digital camera and seriously thought, “oh no I just spoiled the film”.
Juan D. WHY RANDY JACKSON!!! WHY!!! A FRICKEN HEART ATTACK!!! HE WAS GETTING SO HEALTHY!!! ITS NOT FAIR!!! WE LOVE YOU RANDY JACKSON FROM T.V’S AMERIAN IDOL!!!!!
Marco B. My dog must’ve been on an Old Style and White Castle bender earlier in the week, judging by the little gifts she keeps leaving in the yard and the basement.
I ate a bunch of Post¬Æ grape-nuts yessterday and I know what you mean.
Erik M. my brother started to collect Roy Smalley, Jr baseball cards (he found a great deal on an autographed card…50 cents or sumthin’). He couldn’t figure out why he felt intrinsic value for this player. Then I figured out that his son, Roy Smalley III is on the lengendary R.B.I. Baseball game. So he started to subconsciously collect baseball cards because a player’s son was on a video game from the 1980s.
A few weeks ago, one of my friends was on a Metra train that was delayed due to problems on the train ahead of them. The conductor came on the loudspeaker to inform the passengers that they were delayed because the train ahead of them “busted a nut on the caboose.” Of course, Ryan posted this as a status update, Best .Metra Conductor. Announcement. Ever.
Wendy A i dreamed i doodled a headless pirate, with spraying blood and the words “ARGHH!!!” coming out of his neck.
Erik M: Welcome to Chicago, you big shiny silver pasta bowl. Enjoy your stay, Stanley.
Hi folks! I love to stand beside yourself 😀 Just found a lot more fun stuff from facebook on: http://www.facebooksbestof.com Is this out of your facebook profile?