Wife : "Go to the shops and get a bottle of milk, If they have Eggs get 6."
I return with 6 bottles of milk.
Wife : "why do you have 6 bottles of milk?????"
ME : "They had eggs"
Why does Dos never say good command or filename?
Senator of Arillia, Senator of Albrat-6.
I love the h2o one. I wish I would have thought of that in school.
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!
davh62 wrote: A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object? The alien answered, No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!
lol ! in the spirit of Ascent!
These jokes come from a "Space" joke book we just uncovered at home.
Why did the spaceman wear a football helmet when he landed on the moon?
Because he was making a touchdown.
How do aliens tie up spacemen?
Why do spacemen make terrible boxers?
Because they are always seeing stars.
What do you call glactic poetry?
How fast does a scared spaceman travel?
At the speed of fright.
What's a spaceman's favorite way to take medicine?
What's another name for a dog star?
If athletes get athletes' foot, what do astronauts get?
Yes. It is very attractive.
What do you call an unhappy space transmitter?
I actually skipped the bad ones.
davh62 wrote: After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun.