text: Yaar, meri cat ko toh birthday par party milti hai, aur mujhe toh bas ek chocolate cake ka tukda diya jaata hai, kya unfair hai na yeh sab?Haan, aur dekh, woh cat ko toh designer collar bhi milta hai, jabki mujhe toh meri birthday pe bas ek ordinary sa t-shirt gift kiya gaya tha, seriously!