text: yaar,jab bhi main apne kutte ko khana deti hoon, woh pehle toh mujhe aise dekhta hai jaise samajh nahi aata, kya tumhare pet bhi aise behave karte hain?haan, mera kutta toh khana dekh kar aise excited hota hai jaise usse lottery mil gayi ho, pehle toh dekhta hai, phir chakkar lagata hai!