text: aapko pata hai,bhai, aapko to 'instagrammable' shabd ka craze hai, kuchh bhi likho to 'instagrammable' hi likh do! garden mein lights kya hai, aise hi koi 'saada' sa garden banayenge. sab kuchh 'modern' hi banate rehte ho, bas.are, aunty! you're sounding like a millennial, jaise 'modern' is a bad thing! modern gardening is more sustainable, efficient, and adds value to the property. we need to update our style, you know?