text: yaar,mujhe lagta hai office ka coffee machine sirf mujhe hi samajhta hai, kyunki har baar jab main use karti hoon, toh mujhe perfect coffee milti hai!waah, tu toh coffee ki bhi bhasha samajhti hai, mujhe toh woh bhi samajh nahi aata, main toh sirf chai se hi survive kar rahi hoon!