text: jab bhi main apne dog ko bath deti hoon,woh toh paani se bhaag jata hai jaise koi paagal ho gaya ho, tumhare pet bhi paani se itne dar lagte hain?haan yaar, mera dog toh paani se aise bhaagta hai jaise woh kisi killer se bhag raha ho, kabhi kabhi sochti hoon kya main koi torture kar rahi hoon!