text: yeh toh funny hai,jab main apne kutte ko bath deti hoon, wo itna paagal ho jata hai jaise paani mein koi chhupi khazana ho, kya crazy hai yaar!haan, aur jab wo paani se bahar aata hai, toh uski speed aisi hoti hai jaise wo olympic mein gold medal jeet raha ho, mujhe toh hansi aati hai!