text: yaar,kya tumhe pata hai, jab mera cat koi khidki ke paas baithta hai toh wo aise behave karta hai jaise wo duniya ka sabse bada watchman ho?bilkul, mere dog bhi aise hi hota hai, jab koi doorbell bajata hai toh wo aise bhaukta hai jaise wo ghar ka protector hai, itna funny lagta hai!