“some of the words have got altered.”


“It is wrong from beginning to end,” said the Caterpillar

decidedly, and there was silence for some minutes.


The Caterpillar was the first to speak.


“What size do you want to be?” it asked.


“Oh, I’m not particular as to size,” Alice hastily replied;

“only one doesn’t like changing so often, you know.”


“I don’t know,” said the Caterpillar.


Alice said nothing: she had never been so much contradicted in her life before,

and she felt that she was losing her temper.


“Are you content now?” said the Caterpillar.


“Well, I should like to be a little larger, sir, if you

wouldn’t mind,” said Alice: “three inches is such a wretched

height to be.”


“It is a very good height indeed!” said the Caterpillar angrily,

rearing itself upright as it spoke (it was exactly three inches high).


“But I’m not used to it!” pleaded poor Alice in a piteous

tone. And she thought of herself, “I wish the creatures wouldn’t be

so easily offended!”


“You’ll get used to it in time,” said the Caterpillar; and it

put the hookah into its mouth and began smoking again.


This time Alice waited patiently until it chose to speak again. In a minute or

two the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth and yawned once or twice,

and shook itself. Then it got down off the mushroom, and crawled away in the

grass, merely remarking as it went, “One side will make you grow taller,

and the other side will make you grow shorter.”


“One side of what? The other side of what?” thought

Alice to herself.


“Of the mushroom,” said the Caterpillar, just as if she had asked

it aloud; and in another moment it was out of sight.


Alice remained looking thoughtfully at the mushroom for a minute, trying to

make out which were the two sides of it; and as it was perfectly round, she

found this a very difficult question. However, at last she stretched her arms