Unseemly woman in a seeming man,

And ill-beseeming beast in seeming both!

Thou hast amaz’d me. By my holy order,

I thought thy disposition better temper’d.

Hast thou slain Tybalt? Wilt thou slay thyself?

And slay thy lady, that in thy life lives,

By doing damned hate upon thyself?

Why rail’st thou on thy birth, the heaven and earth?

Since birth, and heaven and earth, all three do meet

In thee at once; which thou at once wouldst lose.

Fie, fie, thou sham’st thy shape, thy love, thy wit,

Which, like a usurer, abound’st in all,

And usest none in that true use indeed

Which should bedeck thy shape, thy love, thy wit.

Thy noble shape is but a form of wax,

Digressing from the valour of a man;

Thy dear love sworn but hollow perjury,

Killing that love which thou hast vow’d to cherish;

Thy wit, that ornament to shape and love,

Misshapen in the conduct of them both,

Like powder in a skilless soldier’s flask,

Is set afire by thine own ignorance,

And thou dismember’d with thine own defence.

What, rouse thee, man. Thy Juliet is alive,

For whose dear sake thou wast but lately dead.

There art thou happy. Tybalt would kill thee,

But thou slew’st Tybalt; there art thou happy.

The law that threaten’d death becomes thy friend,

And turns it to exile; there art thou happy.

A pack of blessings light upon thy back;

Happiness courts thee in her best array;

But like a misshaped and sullen wench,

Thou putt’st up thy Fortune and thy love.

Take heed, take heed, for such die miserable.

Go, get thee to thy love as was decreed,

Ascend her chamber, hence and comfort her.

But look thou stay not till the watch be set,

For then thou canst not pass to Mantua;

Where thou shalt live till we can find a time

To blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends,

Beg pardon of the Prince, and call thee back

With twenty hundred thousand times more joy

Than thou went’st forth in lamentation.

Go before, Nurse. Commend me to thy lady,