text: 
  Upior the Floating Wizard,
  With bestest friend, an ugly lizard,
  O'er fungal forests fancy free,
  Lizbeth the Dolphin tweets merrily!
  
  Oh what fun, frolicking friends,
  In Arden Vul, with loot to spend!
  Oh sure, they freed an undead witch,
  Killed the Beastmen, that nasty lich!