text: Turkey Day means it’s time for my annual Thanksgiving meal matchups! What spread (get it?) are you betting?
  
  Ham
  Turkey -7
  
  Sweet Potatoes
  Potato Casserole -1.5
  
  Brussel Sprouts
  Green Beans -1
  
  Cranberry Sauce
  Gravy -13.5
  
  Pecan Pie
  Pumpkin Pie +7.5
  
  Mac & Cheese
  Stuffing -3.5