text: Imagine how insane this holiday looks to non-Americans. 
  
  “We eat this bird this one celebratory day every year. Never any other day.”
  
  “Oh. What’s it celebrating?”
  
  “Well, ostensibly, family and thankfulness.”
  
  “Thankfulness for what?”
  
  “Our successful genocide and colonization.”
  
  “Huh.”