text: Happy Turkey Day, yall! 🦃🍗
  
  Eat as much Turkey as possible, for it is written: 
  
  “And Buzz spake unto them: Verily, I tell you, unless you eat the flesh of the Bird of Life (me, an actual turkey) and drink his blood (giblet gravy, delicious giblet gravy), you have no life in you.”
  
  -John 6:53 NTD