text: Anthony Jeselnik went away for a few years but his new Netflix special has him better now than ever. 
  
  Current comic rankings as of 11/28/24
  
  1: Shane Gillis
  
  2: Anthony Jeselnik (with a bullet)
  
  3: Nate Bargatze
  
  4: Me
  
  5: John Mulaney
  
  *Note
  does not include legacy kings like Burr and Chappelle