text: Who are we kidding? The MAGAts and GOP sycophants would only give Jesus the time of day if:
  
  1) HE was here legally
  2) DNA proved no Jewish ancestry
  3) He had “proper” melanin levels
  4) Joined them in violating his own doctrine
  5) Wore a red hat 
  6) Agreed to give Trump & Miller a judgement day pass