text: Sooooo...I'm checking Amazon site early for black Friday sales and -- 
  
  --where's goddamn Starfleet techie page for quadrant 345-xxz?? It's here...every year this time!!
  
  Got deadline on Friday at the fucking-a Neutral zone.
  Romulan bullshit again. 
  
  I need my SDPADX!
  
  What the fuck Bezos??!!!