text: 6 words I hate.
  
  Portsmouth - no explanation needed.
  
  Symbiotic - No way you know what that means.
  
  Synergy- As above.
  
  Brit - No, English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish. The exception is if you’re talking to a yank.
  
  Bowel - You yam yam fool, it’s a bowl.
  
  Aluminium - Fine until a septic says it.