text: Me: prepping Thanksgiving food
  Teen: (urgently) Mom, we need to go to the doughnut shop
  Me: I’m a little busy
  Teen: Doing what?!
  Me: Are you serious
  Teen: (narrows eyes) DOUGHNUTS
  Me: (matches energy): NO
  
  Her dedication to doughnuts is unparalleled. Her situational awareness could use some work