text: "Mommy" & "Daddy" are great but personally, as a hoity toity bitch, I identify with the more lofty title of "Lady Longshanks" & yes, that is absolutely an ever present mood. You may now kindly observe courtly protocol with a proper courtsy or genuflection & the kissing of the royal signet ring.👸 🏳️‍⚧️♀️🛡️