text: Happy Thanksgiving all!
  
  Remember, today is a day to huddle up with family & friends to give thanks and share some laughs!
  
  Just abide by a few simple rules:
  1- puff puff pass
  2- no tequila until 10am 
  3- stabbing w/ a plastic spork is acceptable
  4- pie is non-caloric today
  
  Go Buckeyes - fuck ttun