text: I woke up the computer.
  Oh. No! I've been hacked!
  Then I saw who done it.
  It was the program I installed to prevent malware from putting stuff on my computer.
  "Hurry"
  "save up to 80%"
  "BUY NOW"
  psst, "SAVE UP TO 80%"
  ~~~~~
  Hey. I've got a plan.
  On how to save 100%.