text: seasonally-appropriate 🦃 #redwhiteandroyalblue fic for your feed!
  
  - oneshot / gen / ~1.5k 
  - great turkey calamity pt 2 electric boogaloo
  - aka president!alex attempts the turkey pardon, gets chased instead
  - crack treated seriously
  
  tags #rwrb #alexclaremontdiaz
  
  archiveofourown.org/works/43241613