text: Mon am nurse:
  "Drove past ___ Street on the way in. I wish I could sit on my step and drink all day."
  Me: "No you don't."
  Nurse: "Yeah, I do. But I have debt and bills to pay..."
  Me: "Oh well trust me - that lifestyle costs WAY more."
  
  The nice thing was, this one actually got my point! Rare, tbh.