text: 13) Random fact?
  
  In Detroit, MI. It's illegal to tie up your pet alligator to a fire hydrant.
  
  ...Oh, you mean a fact about ME! Um...
  
  Hm... I had Bell's Palsy the same year I was in band. Paralyzed the entire left side of my face.
  It made playing the flute impossible! Faded after the winter tho.