text: So I am walking home at 6-something AM with cum on me as people walk past me to get to work.
  
  And, I
  
  Well
  
  I stop to take over a Team Blaze gym. 💀 I had to, for Team Mystic's pride 😭😭
  
  A year later I found out the friend? His boyfriend 💀 I was like WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE MOOD--