"why did hannibal not just kill you"
"Bc he wants to be my friend"

SHUT UP WILL. I HATE HOW FAKE STRAIGHT THAT SOUNDED?? "Just had to, ya know, clarify, NO HOMO, not like he ✨like likes✨me or anything 👉🏼👈🏼😗 that would be GAY 🤪🤪"