Ouma: Dad, I'm gay! 
me: I'm definitely not your dad. 
Chabashira: I'm gay too, dad! 
me: Y-yeah, but I'm still-.. 
Kiibo: Dad, I'm a robot. 
me: … 
Harukawa: Dad, I'm an assassin. 
me: …Do you probably want to discuss it with Tou-.. your mother first?