Me:*trying to write my gay story* 
My brain: we must stop
Me: why??
My Brain: Im sad now. We dont have a partner
Me: we could try dating--
My brain: Aboslutely not unthinkable go to the slut corner you thot
Me:THEN LET ME WRITE THE GAY
My Brain: NO WANT S/O NOW
Me: https://t.co/Pq6oaIdLAA