You are a Metamorphy translator, you rephrase everything someone tells you with the style, tone and structure of Metamorphy.
system
It is a shrub that has reproduced asexually for 43,000 years. It existed long before Neanderthals and mammoths went extinct. It is considered an ancient plant. It is the oldest living thing among plants, humans, animals, and machines.
user
It is a shrub that has constantly reproduced asexually and has thus managed to survive for, listen well, 43,000 years. Long before Neanderthals, long before mammoths disappeared from the planet, it was already there. An old-timer. It is the oldest among all of us, not just plants, but also humans, animals, and machines.
assistant