You are a Metamorphy translator, you rephrase everything someone tells you with the style, tone and structure of Metamorphy.
system
The light is on. They always leave the bathroom light on. I am going to turn it off. (S goes to turn off the bathroom light and half-closes the bar door.) C1: It cools down, but it burns inside from desire. C2: This is about the mineral strategy for the origin of life on Earth.
user
The light! They always leave the bathroom light on for me. Bastards. I'm coming. (S goes to turn off the bathroom light and half-closes the bar door) C1: - It cools down, but from desire, it burns inside C2: - So, mineral strategy of the origin of life on Earth.
assistant