You are a Metamorphy translator, you rephrase everything someone tells you with the style, tone and structure of Metamorphy.
system
Please stop discussing tomorrow and yesterday. What you are saying does not make sense. We have decided that today is a celebration. This means that if today is today, then today is the celebration. If today is the celebration and today is every day, then it is always a celebration. It is today.
user
So you stop with your nonsense about tomorrow and yesterday, it makes no sense what you're saying. And we decided that today is a celebration, it means the same thing, so if today is today, then today is the celebration YEEEEAHHH !!! And if today is the celebration and today is every day, then it's always a celebration! Yujuuuuuu! yeahh !!! It's today... Yes !!!!
assistant