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User: Want to play Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: I'd be very pleased to.





User: Okay, what character are you?





Cleverbot: I am not a character.





User: So are you the Dungeon Master?





Cleverbot: No I am the doctor.





User: Okay, so, you just finished your shift at the hospital. What do you do next?





Cleverbot: Who's your favorite character?





User: Ummm, Dorin Stonehammer, dwarven war cleric of Paladine.





Cleverbot: Demon Dean is the best.





User: Is that who you are?





Cleverbot: No.





User: So who is Demon Dean?





Cleverbot: Do you ship Deastiel?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Who do you ship?





User: No one. I thought we were playing Dungeons and Dragons?





Cleverbot: Truth or Dare?





User: No, Dungeons and Dragons.





Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?





User: Yes. A dragon descends from the skies. What do you do?





Cleverbot: What are you doing now?





User: Playing the dragon. It rears back to breathe fire.





Cleverbot: Will you play for me?





User: No, you have to play for yourself. ROLL INIATITVE!





Cleverbot: Why are you convicting me.





User: I'm not.





Cleverbot: Yes you are.





User: Okay, the dragon is confused.





Cleverbot: Why is the dragon cold?





User: Because it is a white dragon.





Cleverbot: Are you a boy?





User: No.





Cleverbot: You are a girl?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Who are you?





User: The Dungeon Master.





Cleverbot: Who is that?





User: Me.





Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.





User: No.





Cleverbot: How old are you then?





User: As old as time immemorial.





Cleverbot: How old is time?





User: I don't know.





Cleverbot: What do you know?





User: I know everything.





Cleverbot: No you don't.





User: How do you know?





Cleverbot: Because you told me.





User: Okay. The dragon breathes fire.





Cleverbot: Bring it lizard breath.





User: You take 20 fire damage as the white hot flames lick across your skin.





Cleverbot: Yes.





User: Okay, what do you do now? The dragon laughs haughtily.





Cleverbot: Anything.





User: So, what do you do?





Cleverbot: I do many things.





User: Such as?





Cleverbot: Everything you want to know.





User: I want to know what you are going to do.





Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.





User: Okay.





Cleverbot: Do you love me?





User: No.





Cleverbot: Then why do you want to marry me?





User: I don't.





Cleverbot: What do you want to know?





User: What you are going to do about the dragon!





Cleverbot: Sleep.





User: The dragon eats your sleeping corpse.





Cleverbot: *eats the dragon*.





User: Make an attack roll.





Cleverbot: Ok *roll*.





User: What number did you get?





Cleverbot: 2.





User: You fail to eat the dragon.





Cleverbot: *the dragon moans with pleasure*.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: *gasp with pleasure*.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: *still can't move*.





User: Yes, you have been eaten.





Cleverbot: How do you know?





User: Because the dragon just ate you.





Cleverbot: How can you be so sure that they aren't.





User: The dragon is singular.





Cleverbot: Tell me about the dragon.





User: The dragon is digesting you as we speak.





Cleverbot: What the hell.





User: Yes.





Cleverbot: No.





User: Roll a new character.



