Q:

Sort, with your hands tied behind your back

The problem is very simple: write a program that accepts a single unsigned integer from the command line, and prints out that many random numbers on the standard output, in ascending order.
For example:
input:
5

output (you can use any type of whitespace):
557
9424
19212
32293
39135

However, you are not allowed to define any variables. Any at all. 
Score is given by code length, shortest wins, and by up-votes if equal.

The random numbers can be anything generated by a reasonable pseudo-random generator with a uniform distribution: for example, integers at least 8 bits long (no cheap "0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 " one bit solutions, please), or real numbers (e.g. float) between 0 and 1.
In dynamically typed languages, the fist assignment counts as definition in our context, so no cheap Matlab solutions, please :) 

A:

J, 8 characters
If we can take the number of numbers to be generated at the end of the program like the Q solution, then:
/:~256?~

Example:
   /:~256?~8
18 21 91 201 212 226 246 253

If not, then taking input from the keyboard requires another 8 characters:
/:~256?~".1!:1[1

A:

Q, 10
{asc x?1f}

.
q){asc x?1f}5
`s#0.08724017 0.1024432 0.2310108 0.2560658 0.8671096

