Are astronauts aboard the International Space Station headed for a Milky Way melee? Relations among the six-member crew aboard the satellite are reportedly tense this week following the discovery of a small but dangerous hole in the craft’s exterior, possibly hand-drilled in an act of starry sabotage.

The current orbiting team includes scientists from the United States, Germany and Russia. It’s not yet clear which country’s space cadet might be responsible, but a July report from NASA called for improvements in mitigating mental breakdowns on space missions.

The US agency’s existing mental-health measures include close screening and monitoring of astronauts before, during and after their journeys. Once in space, crew members are encouraged to video chat weekly with family and friends back home; in some cases, they even receive homemade care packages. Psychologists regularly chat with astronauts to make them feel “more connected to the ground,” according to the program’s website.

In the event a space traveler still snaps in the sky, NASA reportedly has strict protocols in place for other crew members to follow. According to a 1,051-page document obtained by the Associated Press in 2007, crews are provided a medical kit that includes tranquilizers and other antipsychotic meds for subduing rogue scientists. Because guns and other weapons are prohibited aboard, astronauts must rely on physical strength to control a misbehaving crew member — if necessary, binding the out-of-control flyer’s wrists and ankles with tape to force-feed them drugs.

NASA did not respond to The Post’s requests for confirmation.

So far there’s no word on whether President Trump’s Space Force will be adopting similar measures.