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[Illustration: THE FOOLISH ALMANAC 2nd]


PERPETUAL PASS

Issued to:
Edw. C. Smith
_From_ Worryland
_To_ Laughter

(To be used only on The Foolish Almanack 2nd Limited)
GOOD TILL DOOMSDAY

_With the Compliments of the Season_
John N. Luce & Co.


[Illustration: SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC UP-TO-DATE]


_THE_
FOOLISH ALMANAK
For Anuthur Year

THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THE
MUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, AND
THE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ

By THEODOR ROSYFELT


Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this.
Thingz wil Hapn.

313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wil
be 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz.
Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.

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LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND

By kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs the
Sun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize and
Shine. The Shuberts wil regulayte the
Starz, and the Planits wil du
the best they kan.

Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed the
Wethur.

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_WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY