\"You're better than that.\" \n\nAnd that's exactly the way you can describe this spot. It has the makings of a great bar--nice location, right in old town, a small but fun size, quirky interior, but it's so poorly run. The bar operates like a \"locals-only\" dive bar, and the only problem is that it's completely out of place for that kind of bar. Listen, I think Coach House fills that void really nicely and sure it would be nice to have a few more places like Patty's around, but the combination of the service and the awful waitresses make this place useless. \n\nI've been here a little over half a dozen times and each time the service has been horrendous. Each time, my friends would start to wonder, \"Um... where'd she go..?\" One time, the very last time, after waiting forever for the check that never came, we simply left some money on the table and left. \n\nSo, you figure, hey, I'll just sit at the bar, which worked a few times: cool bartenders, but, what really separates Gilligan's from the other places in the area, coughs Mickeys, is the quality of women. I think you'd have a better chance with winning the lottery and getting hit by an asteroid on the way to your car than seeing a hottie in this place. \n\nThe only reason this place deserves a 2 versus a 1 is that the concept is great, and everyone likes the games and goldfish races, but just hire some better waitresses and get some chairs that aren't 10\" inches off the ground.
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