Seems like the girls are extra aggressive these days. Walk in and you immediately get asked for dances. DAMN give me 15 mins for my eyes to adjust to the room! I know this is how you ladies make money, I know you don't like me, damn you probably would walk the other way if you saw me walking down the street, but you gotta put in some better effort if you want to some dude to fork over their hard earned cash. \n\nFor starters, it would help if the first thing that came out of your mouth was a simple introduction, HI MY NAME IS (insert random madeup identity), what's your name? If the first words out of your mouth are 'how about a dance', my first words will be no thanks. Don't bother asking why I don't want a dance from you, no means no!\n\nDamn and what's with all the unhappy looking ladies sitting around on the couches while on shift? Looks real bad, like you're all illegals being forced to work there. No guy would want a dance from any of you, that's a depressing sight. \n\nAlso, don't tell me you hate dancing on stage. Holy crap, you work at a strip club, you're sitting on my lap and you tell me you hate your job. Good job killing the mood and my boner. What do you expect a guy to say after that? I'm not dropping 400 bucks in the VIP, paying for 4 drinks while back there, to spend time with a depressed girl who at best will provide horrible service, or at worst gouge my eyes out with her stilettos. \n\nOne final note, stop begging for tips! What the hell is with this town and tips? Why the hell are you asking for me to tip the bouncer? Feels like a freaking shake down. Here's ten dollars bro, thank you for not kicking my ass and tossing me out, keep up the good work!\n\nI'd recommend going to sapphire if you're in vegas. It's not as dark, the girls are nicer and you don't get pressured into tipping a goddamn bouncer.
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