(This is an asian persons attempt at rapping, I'm sorry in advanced)\n\n*Throws a beat*\n\nShit I feel like a balla right now...\n\nI should have a prostitute on my left arm right now...\n\nWhere the prostitutes be at right now...?\n\nOh shit, this place is fancy right now... \n\nThe prostitutes must be high class in disguise right now.... \n\nScanning the room looking for hooks and tricks right now....\n\nI'm not quite sure why...but I thought it would be fun for right now...\n\nI don't really know what me and the prosties would do, maybe grab a coffee and discuss how they got into the biz maybe...who knows? *pictures Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman* Naw I ain't that lucky...\n\nThis hotel is new, and with new things comes an exciting new smell. Like buying a new jacket and wearing it out the store. Or driving out of the car dealership in a brand spanking new Benz and sniffing the leather. It's all about the small little things that matter. And this hotel didn't miss one detail. Everything was impeccable, down to the wallpaper, amenities, service, decor, rooms, staff. No detail was left unworked. Even the crystals in all the lights in the hallways made me smile as they twinkled.\n\nThe bars and shops inside this hotel were beautiful, except everything was honking expensive so I didn't really buy anything except drinks. The pools are beautiful, the spa offers deliciously decadent services and massages. I have no idea if they have a gym because I didn't go looking for one because I'm on vacay!\n\nThe room was like a mini apartment, careful for the mini bar though because if you move the bottles they'll try and charge you! Make sure to check!\n\nThe bed was super comfy, the tv that controlled everything in the room was really cool, the balcony view overlooking the strip was stunning.\n\nThere are so many things to see and do in this hotel you don't even have to leave. We barely left the hotel to do anything because its like a little city in here. No need to venture out into the elements :)
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