... I'm only 5'5\".\n\nFor the bartender to hear me over the din of noise and ruckus, I had to lean up and over the bar a bit. That's when she made her move. She was an attractive and curvaceous woman, maybe 5-6 years my senior at most, a half-drank Cosmo(?) in one hand... the other hand... firmly posited upon my derriere.\n\n\"Oh, hi... \" I squeak, a bit taken aback.\n\"Hey there... \" she singsongs.\n\"... eh, you having a good time?\" I query.\n\"mmmmmHmmmmm... I always do... you?\"\n\"..oh yeah, yeah...\"\n\nAfter some conversation and flirty banter, the bartender, either oblivious or desensitized to such comedy, brings my drinks over and gives me the tab.\n\n\"Let me get those for you, Hon...\" she offered, gesturing to the bartender to put it on her tab.\n\"Oh, no, thank you I'll...\"\n\"My treat\" she protests. \nPressed against me she says, \"Come find me in a little bit, okay?\" as she takes one last chance to let her hand wander.\n\nI never did see her again that night. Perhaps she had caught some new prey...\nShe treated me like so much meat.\nI felt cheap.\nI felt dirty.\n\nI kinda really sorta liked it... =)\n\n________________________________\nOh, the actual hotel and casino? For the SUPER CHEAP RATES you can get on southwestvacations.com, its really not that bad, if you don't mind staying way off at the end of the strip. Don't let the fact that you can SEE it fool you, its friggin' far! Cab fares will eat your budget up...\n\nThe 7th floor saltwater pool is really awesome though. I highly recommend laying out up there, if you stay at this hotel. Nevermind the topless pool on the 21st(?) floor, its kinda *meh*.\n\nPoly Esther's Nightclub here APPEARS to be a jumpin place, if a bit gimmicky and un-Vegas-y in regards to chic and hype.\n\nThere are at least two really good cover bands that play at the casino/stage/bar towards the back that kept me entertained as SE tore through a Hold'em tourney (never underestimate the pretty girl, she's a shark...!)\n\nMy encounter with Lady McGrab-@ss happened at the main bar in the middle of the casino.\n\n... ah, Vegas, where \"hey, i never get picked up on at home\" happens.
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