I just undertook a tour of ALL the porn shops in Vegas -- all 30! And I am here to tell you, at the end of my research...\n\n...this store is the Best of Las Vegas! Adult Superstore is a chain with multiple locations, but this one is the best A.S.S. in town (even better than *MY* ASS, LOL). \n\nOn a practical level, the place is right off the freeway, with discreet parking in the back of the building, out of sight of prying eyes. It is clean, well-kept and feels safe.\n\nTwo stories, huge selection, reasonable prices (better than Deja Vu's prices, for sure). Two-screen theater and arcade upstairs for those who like to jerk it in semi-public. Amazing selection of rubber vaginas and creepily life-like masturbators (\"20 pounds of pussy!\")...Mexican pocket pussies...giant dongs...cringe-inducingly-circumferenced buttplugs...\n\nI could go on and on, but it would be like trying to describe the contents of the Library of Congress. Futile!\n\nYou must be 18 to enter, which is a real shame....because instead of Bar Mitvah-ing and Quinceanera-ing our teens, plying them with useless shit like Last Dolls and wristwatches, a MUCH MORE PRACTICAL rite of passage would be to take them here and buy them a dildo/pocket pussy. I mean, we want to keep the teenage pregnancy rate down, right?!?!?!?
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