if i have paid for this meal, i'd be pissed, period!\n\nbut since i was among work colleagues, i faked my smile, i toasted my glass, i ate my meal in small bites, and filed just a little tiny complaint to our waitress at the end of my meal. \n\nMe: \"I understand you are a improvisational cuisine restaurant, so you pretty mudh dictate what is being offered to my 4-course meal. yes?\"\n\nWaitress with smile: \"Yes\"\n\nMe - afraid my colleagues might hear my complaint and judge me as hard-to-please bitch - wispered in my best manner: \"not that i am complaining, but i clearly indicated on my direction list no veggies. Can you please explain to me why i started up my meal with a salad and ended it with a carrot cake?\"\n\nWaitress still in smiles: \"I am sorry, we should have paid more attention to it. Here is some chocolate.\"\n\nsuuuuuuure.. \n\nand that frigging chocolate bar is something to compensate for my goddamn 4-course $100 bucks meal??! I have had Salad! some Veggie mixed crap, more veggie mixed beef, and at the end, CARROT cake! you gotta be effing kidding me!!\n\nand let me tell you, that foie gras tasted GAMY! GAMY!!\n\nI have decided, this is the perfect place to bring a much-hated-but-you-can't-say-no-date, storm out and stiff him with the check!
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