I'll never go here again. The food was excellent. The service supreme, and the decor to die for. Who cares though.\n\n$120 Stone Crab appetizer, because once they are out of season you can't get them again! This fish plate is $30 because a diver coaxed it out of its home and invited it to be your meal...seriously.\n\nIf you enjoy masturbating while looking in the mirror and need to pay a ridiculous amount of money for stuff in order to: impress a client, mistress, or friends who hate you...this is the place to do that. There are plenty of places that also have fine food but do not have $17 Macaroni and Cheese.\n\nThe shear quality and tastiness of the food make it impossible to rate this place less than 3, otherwise its a bunch of douchebaggery.\n\nNote: This is the first time I saw a note on a menu that told me that the restaurant was required by state law to inform you that eating raw, undercooked...etc foods could be bad. Most other places just inform you of that, Mastro's lets you know that they are only telling you that because they have to, the group that I went with were absolutely convinced that it was because no one would ever get sick from eating there.\n\nI did not get sick from eating here (see my Filiberto's review for reference)
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