Hotel Decor/Lobby/Eateries/Ambiance = 5/5\n\nHotel Room/Cleanliness=2/5.\n\nThe hotel itself is lovely. Glittering chandeliers, boisterous crowds, general amicability from the staff (April at the front desk is a 6/5), all of it lends itself to the positive hum not only of gay Paree but also buzzin' Las Vegas. BUT!\n\nStaying at Paris was like the cursed, gradual decline of a bad relationship. Everything is platinum when you walk in, but then disappointment takes hold when you see your girlfriend without makeup for the first time (i.e. when you finally get a look at the coupon booklet you paid extra for that, turns out, is NOT worth the additional money). \n\nThen you find out she's a sloppy drunk (or when you are told no, there are no king-sized beds left, even though that is what you specifically booked. Are you happy with the two queens, ma'am?). \n\nAnd finally, you realize you've both gained fifteen pounds, she lost her job, and you've picked up smoking ( the room is dingy, the shower water reeks of rotten eggs -thanks, sulfur- and the tiny shampoo and conditioner are Not. Even. Worth. Stealing).\n\nDarn you, Paris!\n\nBut....we were hardly in the room, so if you can get a deal, I'd recommend it. For the lobby. And for April. Use the coupon booklet for the buy one, get one and go see Jubilee at Bally's, and take your picture in front of the Eiffel Tower.\n\nEnjoy!
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