I want to like e4. I really do! I've been here a handful of times. Most were on Tuesdays, when there's no cover and dress code. It's a more relaxed night with the upstairs open, DJs, like Kevin Brown, playing in the main room, and the red (fire) room open for those who want to sit and talk. \n\nYet, this is not a place to go alone - no matter what night it is. It's like no matter how much you want to be invisible and just enjoy a night out, you have to contend with the \"hey there! and the \"oh, nice!\" remarks that come from the least intelligent of men. I'm pretty good at ignoring them though, even if they try and dance around me like I'm a tiki god. Yet, spare me. Do you honestly think I find that endearing? More like insane. I want nothing more than to ram a hot steel rod up your dick. Please, leave me alone. I just came to dance. \n\nBut, there's not much space to dance. Here you'll find too many people \"bopping,\" standing around or grinding on somebody they probably just met point-six-fve seconds ago. I despise that. \n\nCome here on a weekend night and be ready to be mauled by what appears to be lions that haven't eaten in 150 days. You're prime rib, baby, and they're one hungry pride of lions. I even came here with a date and managed to get grabbed, tugged and teased more times than I can count. After a bit, I just gave up. I mean, standing in the corner can be fun, right? I mean, who really wants to dance to Gabriel and Dresden mixes after all. Yawn, eh? Yeah. \n\nI really want to like e4. They need to put down \"Roach Traps\" to get rid of all the obnoxious losers. Maybe then people like me - those mellow types that like to go out to dance every now and then, while sipping a drink or two - can have some place cool to hang.
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