I love having hotels close by in my own city that are nice. Sometimes you just don't feel like falling asleep at your own house. So, make it a date night and get comfortably drunk without having to worry about driving home and killing a line of cute baby ducks or hopping on a bus with a bladder full of beer-induced urine.\n\nThe property itself is, of course, very, very nice and big and sprawling. The rooms are pretty nice themselves. Even if a suite is small, I always enjoy having a separated living area and sleeping area. It really doesn't do much for a lot of people aesthetically, but I love it. Even if it's the size of a regular room, I just enjoy having that segregated living area with a couch and a TV.\n\nThe ballrooms and the meeting spaces are all uniformly gorgeous. If you're hosting a corporate even and need to have dining arranged for a couple hundred attendees, this place is just about perfect for it.\n\nOf course, I have my complaints. Some of the decor around the property is beyond cheesy. Some of the columns and other decorations looks like they're made out of a reinforced paper mache. The TV's you get in your room are really, really crappy. Like, if my TV at home is better, it's gotta be pretty shitty because my TV at home is pretty damn shitty. If you have a kid and you want them to be distracted, you're gonna have to get those fuckers pretty pickled because I think the most technologically advanced gaming they have is a Game Cube and the games are expensive as hell to rent.\n\nBecause it's a resort, expect to pay a buttfuck load of money. A cup of coffee with your breakfast is like $4.25. Jesus fucknuts. Pretty serious shit.\n\nOverall, if you're offered a reasonable rate for a room here, it's worth it. There's a 21+ swimming pool--no kids. Ahhhh it's sweet. There's a waterpark, too and the waterpark has a bar so if you don't have the guts to conquer the tall slide, take a shot of their cheapest tequila and see what you're made of.\n\nThe customer service here, I thought, was really awesome. Everyone was so nice. They must have decent management because I used to work at a resort and everyone who worked at that one was in a bad mood all the time.
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