Things I learned from "The List".A decent cinematographer, a hot girl who can act and Malcom McDowell couldn't stop this movie from sucking.Blockbuster won't give you your money back.Even when he reads the script and says "Ugh! Really?!", Malcom McDowell still tries.Chuck Carrington desperately needs acting classes.Hire a writer.Jesus hates me too and punished me by making me pay $ 5.50 to see this movie.When making a movie, you don't need an ending. Just leave everything unexplained, unresolved an uninteresting enough so that the audience falls asleep BEFORE the ending. Genius.Any random landlord can cure death just by drawing a cross on a window. So make friends.Your maid can sing you back to life.Chuck Carrington still needs acting classes.Your roommate will hate you and make fun of you if you bring home this movie.Apologies will not be accepted.
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