Jack Black may be known for the \"Get That Corn Outta My Face!\" meme, where he slaps two ears on a stick from Esqualito's hands. It was probably because Hector scored the offending vegetable from America's Taco Shop, which has an embarrassingly bad rendition of this barrio sensation.\n\nI shall be known as the \"Get That Corn Inta My Face!\" guy, after ordering elote from the Joyride app offering. I am the Albexican, and know good corn Mexican. Yeah that rhymed, I do it all the timed!\n\nAnother win for the vegetarians comes in the Garden Variety Burrito, enchilada style... sawed in half, with competing red and green sauces covering each dismemberment. Snicker's could never satisfy like this\n\nLil tip... when you order, say, a... pineapple auga fresca... drink it quickly. If you let it sit, the ice will melt, and you'll end up with a watered down agua fresca... and your heart will be sad.\n\nFinally, and potentially the most important aspect (depending on if you're actively on laxatives or not)... the bathroom scene. Let's taco bout it.\n\nThere's three doors. Choose wisely, don't doddle.\n\n1. Guys & Gals (The most spacious of the three. Like driving a Chevrolet Cordova)\n2. Gals & Guys (This is the middle child... we'll call it Jan Brady)\n3. Gals (VERY CRAMPED... because gals get cramps? I dunno...)
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