JW Has A View\nBy The Rue \n\nI was at the JW Marriot,\nParked my jeep in the lot,\nUp to the lobby I did walk,\nAfter check in, my room I sought,\nPaid for the room I didn't squat,\nDropped my bag didn't give it much thought, \nI think I smelled someone smoking pot,\nNBA Finals game 3 I caught,\nBTL is where I watched,\nLebron James make his shot,\nAngie the bartender is pretty hot,\nOKC lost, I was distraught,\nI like coming here a lot,\nClose to hiking trails to trot,\nThe staff on hand - none were snots,\nRoom was clean carpet without spot,\nNothing in the gift shop that I bought,\nYou cannot sail here on a yacht,\nFoiled your plans, killed your plot,\nThe lightbulbs there are 60 watt,\nDon't tie your prostitute up with knots,\nIf you do they will call swat,\nAllowed to return you cannot, \nDump your boyfriend whose name is Scott.\n\nStaycation!
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