Waterslide Hyperdrive\nBy The Rue\n\nSunday I took my boys to Sunsplash,\nIt was a party I had to crash,\nAfter five hours we were gone in a flash,\nNone of us developed a rash. \n\nBeen a while since I went down the slides,\nKids had fun going down on their hides,\nThe wave pool doesn't have tides,\nEntertainment this place provides.\n\nChecked out moms in their bikini,\nDid funny things to my weenie,\nI didn't wear a hat or a beanie,\nRub the side of a lamp, get a genie. \n\n$50 bucks for the season pass,\nI mostly chilled in the grass,\nMy kids are awesome and never sass,\nI like to fish for trout and bass.\n\nWhile the kids played I read a book,\nEvery 2 minutes gave those moms a look,\nThey probably thought I was a crook,\nThere was nothing of value that I could've took.\n\nWe'll probably go again this Sunday,\nInstead of sitting at home they'll get to play,\n5 really fun rides that aren't painted grey,\nGoing down the halfpipe, you better pray. \n\n\nRubber Ducky
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