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 (Oct. 5) -- Police say Kenneth Bonds committed a crime against fashion.Law enforcement officials in Memphis, Tenn., believe the 45-year-old shot a 17-year-old in the buttocks after getting into an argument with the teen over his baggy trousers. According to MyFoxMemphis.com , the incident occurred after Bonds confronted the victim and his 16-year-old friend and ordered the pair to pull up their sagging pants on Sept. 25.The teens -- who were on their way to buy candy -- refused, and Bonds allegedly shouted a profanity at the duo and demanded they "do what he told them to do" because he is an adult, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by TheWeeklyVice.com The victim and his friend reportedly called Bonds a "fat ass" and continued heading toward the candy store.After the teens made their purchases, they passed Bonds again. But by that time, the suspect had allegedly retrieved a handgun from his home.Police say Bonds fired several shots, striking the 17-year-old once in the rear end.The victim was treated and released from a local hospital, and Bonds was arrested after getting picked out of a police line up.He has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault. 

 MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A 45 year-old Memphis man is out on bond after police say he admitted to shooting a teenager following an argument over saggy pants. 
 
 Kenneth Bonds is charged with 2 counts of aggravated assault after two teens say he asked them to pull up their pants, they refused, and he started shooting. One of the teens, a 17 year old, was hit once in the rear end. 
 
 He was treated and released from the hospital the same day. 
 
 According to the police report, the shooting happened in the 4400 block of Whiteside in Whitehaven September 25th. The teens tell police they were on their way to a woman's house to buy candy when Bonds yelled at them to pull up their pants. 
 
 They didn't, an argument began, and that's when Bonds is accused of first firing a shot and missing, then firing more shots and hitting the 17-year old. 
 
 Bonds was arrested a week later. Police say they contacted him by phone after he was identified in a line up and he admitted to shooting the teen. Bonds is now out on $25,000 bond.
– Sure, saggy pants are irritating … but irritating enough to shoot someone over? A 45-year-old Memphis man admits he did just that. Kenneth Bonds apparently yelled at two teens who were on their way to a candy store, telling them to pull up their pants. When they didn’t, Bonds started arguing, Fox 13 reports. He then got a gun from his home and shot at the pair when they passed by him once again. One of his bullets hit the 17-year-old, not surprisingly, in the butt. Click here for more on the argument that started it all.