So many more R. Kelly scandal details are coming out! 
 
 As we previously reported, alleged victim Jerhonda Pace decided to break her nondisclosure agreement in order to bring to light her underage sexual relationship with the singer when she was only 16! 
 
 The now 24-year-old sat down with The Real on Monday, describing how she was "trained" by another woman in how to please the star sexually. 
 
 Related: R. Kelly's Sex Cult Scandal Might Spark Criminal Investigation 
 
 Jerhonda explained: 
 
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 Shia LaBeouf should maybe start going by Lie-a LaBeouf. Dude loves plagiarizing more than your little nephew loves the Tickle Me Ferbie he got from Santa. This all started a couple of weeks back when people noticed that the Beef’s debut short film, HowardCantour.com, marked a strong resemblance to Daniel Clowes's comic Justin M. Damiano. LaBeouf apologized on Twitter, but then it was revealed his apology was plagiarized from a four-year-old Yahoo Answers comment. Well, he’s back to apologizing for plagiarizing while plagiarizing. 
 
 Here are the two tweets in question: 
 
 I can't apologize enough. I'll always be sorry this happened. Trust is hard earned and I messed that up. #Gottadobetter — Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 30, 2013 
 
 I am sorry for the hurt and pain that my actions caused. This is not a publicity stunt. — Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) December 29, 2013 
 
 The first is ripped verbatim from Jade Goody’s apology for being racist on Celebrity Big Brother. The second is word for word (hashtag for hashtag) the same as an apology porn star Mr. Marcus tweeted in 2012 for hiding his syphilis (though MM's tweet was eventually deleted). As Picasso famously said, “Good artists copy, great artists steal syphilis apologies.” 

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 No one in the world—not even those who genuinely love Duck Dynasty—could love Duck Dynasty more than Shia LaBeouf right now. Because while everyone else is debating freedom of speech vs. the male anus, LaBeouf continues to quietly and shamelessly exercise his freedom to steal speech. The LaBeouf Plagiarism Train of 2013 shows no sign of stopping; at this point, he's either the world's biggest asshole and doing it on purpose, or the world's stupidest asshole and can't stop himself. 
 
 Let's review. 
 
 Here is the statement from PictureBox: 
 
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 And here is the statement from LeBeouf's site: 
 
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 So there you have it. The definitively incomplete guide to LaBeouf's nicely curated plagiarism shitshow. But tomorrow is a new day and, well, there are so many great apologies left to steal. We can only hope. 
 
 UPDATE: Reader ctygirl has drawn our attention to another LaBeouf apology and its "parallels" to a 2008 Mark Zuckerberg apology. 
 
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– Shia LaBeouf is either engaging in some sort of grand "performance art" experiment, or he has a disorder that causes him to rampantly plagiarize. The latest incidents, pointed out by Jesse David Fox on Vulture, are two more apologies LaBeouf tweeted (one yesterday and one the day before), apparently related to the original plagiarism scandal in which he's currently embroiled. Both of these latest apologies, though, were also copied—word for word and even, Fox writes, "hashtag for hashtag"—from other apologies. The two latest plagiarized apologies are from Celebrity Big Brother star Jade Goody and porn star Mr. Marcus. But they're not the only recent plagiarisms from Mr. LaBeouf: Last week, Perez Hilton pointed out that the actor had also "apologized" using the words of Tiger Woods, Eliot Spitzer, Russell Crowe, the Nelson Mandela funeral interpreter, the CEO of BP, Alec Baldwin, Shepard Fairey, and Mark Zuckerberg. And before that, Defamer pointed out he'd also cribbed apologies from Kanye West and Robert McNamara. That website and BuzzFeed also rounded up many, many other instances in which LaBeouf appears to have plagiarized, so the documentary about all this trolling is sure to be coming soon.