There's nothing worse than when a partner totally betrays you and leaves you for his mistress — except when he gives her your most prized possession. Fortunately, the Internet makes it easy for good, righteous ladies to get their comeuppance on douchey offenders. 
 
 Case in point: this hilarious GoFundMe set up by one woman's two friends, who are on a mission to crowdsource money to get their friend Heather a Burberry scarf after her "WASband" (their A+ term) and father of their eight children gave hers to his mistress. 
 
 The campaign has already met it's $500 goal, and if you need any more proof that Heather has the best friends ever, look no further than their words, which are very persuasive and make Heather sound like a dignified lady who was very, very wronged: 
 
 "Heather spent those years at home raising her wild, wonderful herd of offspring while Joe was out sowing his wild oats with a neighborhood tart," her friends wrote. "His departure from the family home was less than graceful as it was accompanied by the discovery of said tart being pregnant." 
 
 "Fast forward about a year. Heather is moving on. Got a tattoo, got herself a great job, another kid has graduated high school and she might even be able to finally take a proper trip to Mexico next year to help celebrate Vanessa's [one of her friends who is writing the post] 40th. Here's the thing. Heather was the quintessential stay at home mom, complete with all the necessary sacrifices that go along with that. Raising 8 kids is expensive and Heather's a pretty low-key chick who doesn't fuss over all that fancy shit that some women do. Except for her one treasured designer item — a Burberry scarf. She shared that scarf with her daughters freely. They wore it because they took good care of it. Then it disappeared. Turns out Joe — the WASband — gave it to his mistress. FUCKER!" 
 
 Definitely sounds like one. He's a regifter! (And, uh, what sort of girl wants a regift from the person you're having an affair with's wife?!!?) 
 
 And then, the call to action: "Let's replace that for Heather. She'll never buy it for herself. OK? OK. The scarf retails for about $400CAD. We'll have it shipped to us in Canada so we can add a few tidbits for Heather because we love her and this shit is fun. Then we'll ship it to her so she can rock that motherfuckin' scarf like the boss that she is." 
 
 Wouldn't you want someone to help you get a new version of your favorite scarf if your ex gave it to some rando lady? 
 
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 We are Brooke and Vanessa. We are friends of Heather (the wife). We are pissed off about how our friend Heather has been screwed over by her WASband, Joe. 
 
 Joe and Heather had been together for about 20 years and have 8 kids together, too many dogs to count and a few other random pets (a pig, fish, some cats - it's like a domesticated zoo. ) 
 
 
 
 Heather spent those years at home raising her wild, wonderful herd of offspring while Joe was out sowing his wild oats with a neighborhood tart. 
 
 
 
 His departure from the family home was less than graceful as it was accompanied by the discovery of said tart being pregnant. 
 
 Fast forward about a year. Heather is moving on. Got a tattoo, got herself a great job, another kid has graduated high school and she might even be able to finally take a proper trip to Mexico next year to help celebrate Vanessa's 40th. 
 
 Here's the thing. Heather was the quintessential stay at home mom, complete with all the necessary sacrifices that go along with that. Raising 8 kids is expensive and Heather's a pretty low-key chick who doesn't fuss over all that fancy shit that some women do. Except for her one treasured designer item - a Burberry scarf. She shared that scarf with her daughters freely. They wore it because they took good care of it. Then it disappeared. 
 
 Turns out Joe - the WASband- gave it to his mistress. 
 
 FUCKER! 
 
 Let's replace that for Heather. She'll never buy it for herself. Ok? Ok. 
 
 The scarf retails for about $400CAD. We'll have it shipped to us in Canada so we can add a few tidbits for Heather because we love her and this shit is fun. Then we'll ship it to her so she can rock that motherfuckin' scarf like the boss that she is. 
 
 
 
 Ready? Yeah, you are. 
 
 
 
 
 

– Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned—or the woman's kick-ass friends. As Canadian women Brooke and Vanessa write on GoFundMe, after about 20 years of marriage and eight kids, their friend Heather's husband (or "WASband," as the ladies call him, dubbed an "A+ term" by Redbook) was found to have been "sowing his wild oats with a neighborhood tart" who became pregnant. Heather is OK. She moved on, got a tattoo, and has a new job. But she lost more than her marriage—she lost the "one treasured designer item" she managed to own amidst the expenses of raising a brood of that size: a Burberry scarf, which Joe gave to his mistress. Brooke and Vanessa set out to replace it "so she can rock that motherf---in' scarf like the boss that she is." The $500 goal was intended to ship the $300 scarf to the ladies in Whitehorse, Yukon Territory, where they'd add some other goodies. Since the campaign's Monday launch, $1,046 has been contributed, along with a sea of punchy, slightly obscene comments. A sampling: "You have awesome friends and I love that they're so supportive (and hilarious). I hope your ex gets the clap. And raging diarrhea." "Oh hell no! Sisterhood of the scarf." "I don't know you, but this was too fantastic of a listing to not donate. Enjoy the scarf!" "Supporting a fellow single mom who was scorned by an asshat! Get that scarf and someone who knows your worth! Good luck!" The women say the extra money will help fund Heather's airfare for a girls' trip in Mexico, but Vanessa also explains "it was never about the scarf. The scarf is just a ‘thing’. What this is about is rallying around an incredible woman who has been shit-kicked by life in the past year who didn’t deserve it." (This woman wrote a hilarious eBay listing after finding out her own husband was cheating.)