Back in June, I wrote about Intel's Museum of Me, which used information from your Facebook page to create a little online museum dedicated to your awesomeness. Now, social-media marketing agency Doodem in Germany has taken the technology to its logical creepy conclusion by personalizing a special Facebook stalker movie starring you! That's right, this Notruf Deutschland site asks you to log in with Facebook, then creates a very personalized video in which three fan-girl stalkers warble about how great you are, showing off pictures of you they put in a frame and even a tattoo of your name. It's all impressive digital showmanship, until the inevitable creepy ending makes you think twice about allowing them to access your profile. The message? Facebook is scary. Oh, and watch this Web-based show in Germany called Notruf Deutschland (Emergency Germany) starring Peter Langhorn. I would reject their friend request if I were you. They seem creepy. 
 
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 Being absolutely adored by female teenagers might not seem like such a bad deal. But wait till you see this teaser for German show “Notruf Deutschland” (Emergency Call Germany). Connect through Facebook and you will find yourself in quite a tricky situation. 
 
 
 
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 The show will be web-only and available on YouTube style site MyVideo. In the reality-based format of “Notruf Deutschland” presenter Peter Langhorn wants to “fight for law and justice – fast, determined and more passionate than ever” (PR blurb). Let’s see what he can do about your violent abduction by love-hungry teens. 
 
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– Leave it to the Germans to come up with something fun. A new Facebook app by Notruf Deutschland creates a personalized video of three teen girl "stalkers" gushing about you. Thanks to personal details and photos you've plugged in, the three giggle over their computers about your astrological sign, and one shows off a tattoo of your name. But wait a minute, one is a little creepy. She's using a blade to trim a straw, then greedily sucks from a glass of ... milk. Oh no! She confesses she has you. The camera pulls back to show blood-splattered walls and someone struggling in a bloody sack. The app serves as a teaser for the German web-only program Notruf Deutschland, which translates as Emergency Call Germany, reports Adverblog. The point of the reality-like program? To encourage a “fight for law and justice—last, determined and more passionate than ever," according to the program's presenter. Fun, nein? Try the app for yourself here.