Liam Neeson made a surprise appearance in the cold open to scold Vladimir Putin for moving troops into Crimea: "I hate it when things are taken." 
 
 Lena Dunham brought nudity, Scandal and more Girls to Saturday Night Live. 
 
 The show's money shot came when the first-time host debuted Girl, a spiritual sequel to SNL's much-loved Girls parody from last year's season opener. In Girl, Dunham and Girls costar Adam Driver (Taran Killam) told the story of Adam and Eve -- Lena Dunham style. 
 
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 Dunam's Eve pestered Adam to define their relationship ("are we like, man and wife?") and became angry on feminist grounds when he reassured her that she was part of him ("Literally. God made you from my rib, kid."). Vanessa Bayer reprised her role as Shoshanna, playing the snake in the Garden of Eden story and convincing Eve to eat the infamous apple. 
 
 Eve's response when God scolded her for the sin? 
 
 "Can you please not apple shame me right now? Seriously, I know I committed original sin, but at least it's original." 
 
 SNL totally hit it out of the park with its cold open, where Liam Neeson made a surprise appearance as himself to help President Obama (Jay Pharoah) condemn Russian President Vladimir Putin for moving troops into Crimea. 
 
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 "Recently, I got a very disturbing call. Crimea had been taken. I hate it when things are taken," Neeson said, before speaking into the camera to address Putin directly. 
 
 "Mr. Putin. Vladimir. I've never met you. I don't have experience in international diplomacy. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. Skills that would make me a nightmare for someone like you," Neeson said, channeling his Taken character. "By which I mean I'm an actor. In Hollywood. With a lot of connections." 
 
 New castmember Sasheer Zamata had her biggest role on SNL yet, playing Kerry Washington's Scandal character Olivia Pope -- an interesting choice as Washington helped SNL mock the show's lack of diversity back in November. 
 
 In the sketch, Olivia assigned impossibly difficult tasks to her team -- who all were unfazed by the demands. That's except for the newest member (Dunham), who got hung up on the logistics and asked endless questions about how they were going to accomplish these impossible tasks. 
 
 Dunham's opening monologue got really awkward when castmembers -- emboldened by her racy HBO show -- kept wanting to tell her about their sex lives. 
 
 SNL also had plenty of fun with the Oscars, with Killam playing newly crowned best actor winner Matthew McConaughey. Wearing a white tux, McConaughey spoke in gibberish in the style of his much-talked-about Oscars speech: "Don't congratulate me. Congratulate the man I was a week ago. Congratulate the man I'm chasing. Congratulate the man who never existed." 
 
 Later, Pharoah starred in Pimpin' Pimpin' Pimpin With Katt Williams, where the 4/20 friendly comedian welcomed Liza Minnelli (Dunham) to ask " How did you not whoop Ellen's ass?" when the Oscars host joked she was a transvestite, and to tell Harrison Ford (Killam) the actor's earring really wasn't working for him: "Seeing Indiana Jones with an earring is like seeing Darth Vader in Uggs." The kicker? Noel Wells reprised her role as Dunham. 
 
 The episode also saw cameos from Fred Armisen (playing one of Putin's friends growing up) and Jon Hamm as the guest on a teen girls talk show. 
 
 ﻿SNL is taking a few weeks off, but returns March 29 with host Louis. C.K. 
 
 SNL airs at 11:30 p.m. ET/PT on NBC. 
 
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 The hype that surrounds the announcement of an interesting “SNL” host like Lena Dunham is always odd. Usually the extra noise will come from the fans of that host, as opposed to people who watch “SNL” on a weekly basis. And then the show starts and … well, there’s Lena Dunham dressed as a teenager for a sketch like any other host would be doing. And Dunham was fine as a host – some of her sketches were funny, some weren’t; like pretty much any other show – though I suspect that her performance will be maddeningly over-analyzed because it’s Lena Dunham and that kind of thing seems to happen to her. (Oh, see, Nikki Finke has already done just that, tweeting, “One of the worst hosts of one of worst SNL shows.” I mean, that’s insanity.) Anyway, let's take a look at this week's Scorecard, shall we? 
 
 Sketch of the Night 
 
 ”Ohh Child” (Killam, Thompson, Strong, Dunham, Wheelan) First of all, it really is impossible to get a good car sing-along going when GPS is constantly interrupting the song. I’m not always a fan of the tacked-on sketch ending that has nothing to do with the rest of the sketch – in this case, the joke of Dunham constantly being interrupted by the GPS turns into the fact that that the foursome is going to kill Brooks Wheelan. But, whatever, this one worked. 
 
 Score: 9.0 
 
 The Good 
 
 ”What’s Poppin’” (Thompson, Pharoah, O’Brien, Bryant, Strong, Dunham) Aidy Bryant’s sad delivery of the line, “Hey, my flute amp,” may have been the funniest non-McConaughey moment of the entire show. And it’s great when Mike O’Brien gets something on the air – it’s just a spectacle of weird and this certainly qualifies. Also, “Tim” is a fantastic rap name. 
 
 Score: 7.5 
 
 ”Weekend Update” (Strong, Jost, Killam, Bayer, Armisen) First, Taran Killam’s Matthew McConaughey was a highlight of the show. Killam nails McConaughey’s manic digressions and wisely doesn’t overdo the more easily parodied cartoonish elements of McConaughey’s persona. And, look, I’m a fan of Armisen and Bayer’s “friends of a tyrant” characters, but with a crowded enough cast already (I wrote about this problem this week), it was a little odd seeing Armisen pop back up for a character that wasn’t 100 percent necessary to see again. 
 
 Colin Jost was better than last week, but for whatever reason he’s not being allowed to do something that would show off his personality. (Since he’s the co-head writer, perhaps this is his own decision.) He reminds be of a backup quarterback who has just entered the game and has been told to just hand the ball off to the running back until he feels comfortable. Well, eventually he’s going to have to throw a pass downfield. 
 
 Score: 7.0 
 
 ”Scandal” (Zamata, Dunham, Bennett, Pharoah, McKinnon, Strong, Killam) So … people who love “Scandal” seemed to really like this sketch. I do not watch “Scandal” so I had pretty much no idea what was going on. Regardless, there were still a couple of funny jokes in there for people like me. 
 
 Score: 7.0 
 
 ”Cold Open: Obama Ukraine Address” (Pharoah, Neeson) Liam Neeson is really starting to own this whole “I’m Mr. Tough Guy” persona. I think part of Neeson believes that Putin might see this sketch and actually think twice about his actions. Actually, at this point, Neeson might be right in thinking this way. 
 
 Score: 6.5 
 
 ”Biblical Movie” (Dunham, Killam) There was little chance that we were going to get through the night without seeing Taran Killam’s Adam Driver – which is good, because Killam does a great Adam Driver. I mean, I get it, “SNL” had to do some sort of “Girls” parody at some point in the evening (or they didn’t have to, I guess) and this was fine. Though, this feels like one of those sketches that I’m supposed to like – hey, it skewered a contemporary example of popular culture! – than a sketch that I actually do like.) 
 
 Score: 6.5 
 
 The Bad 
 
 ”What Are You Even Doing” (Pedrad, Dunham, Moynihan, Mooney, Hamm) Well, Jon Hamm showed up, so that’s fun. You know, I get the feeling that his look of “What am I doing here?” wasn’t 100 percent acting, in that, “Of all of the sketches I could be used for, this is the one you choose?” (Kind of incredibly, all of the cameo appearances aside, Jon Hamm hasn’t hosted “SNL” since October of 2010.) I didn’t love this sketch, but I hope they try it again at some point. It just feels like a recurring sketch with a lot of potential that isn’t quite there yet. (Well, except for Bobby Moynihan, who looks like he’s been playing that part for ten years.) 
 
 Score: 5.5 
 
 ”The Katt Williams Show” (Pharoah, Wheelan, Dunham, Killam, Wells) Yeah, I kind of had a feeling that with Dunham hosting that it would be a rough night for Noël Wells. And, here, she got to do her Lena Dunham impression, which just seemed a little odd. Dunham was fine as Liza Minnelli – she perhaps hammed it up a bit too much, but it’s not like Dunham is known for her ability to do impressions, so good on her for even attempting this. Taran Killam’s unfocused Harrison Ford is, sadly, about right. But, in the end, this all just felt like “an excuse to do impressions.” 
 
 Score: 5.0 
 
 ”Lena Dunham Monologue” (Dunham, Bayer, Bryant, Moynihan, McKinnon) Dunham seemed nervous at first – which is fair! – then seemed to settle into her monologue. The problem is the concept of the cast revealing their sex secrets to Dunham went nowhere and actually made little sense. 
 
 Score: 5.0 
 
 ”Concert Tickets” (Bennett, Mooney, Wheelan) Honestly, this just feels like a lesser version of some of the other shorts that Bennett and Mooney have put on throughout the season. It’s like, here’s our quirky concept (in this case, Will Smith tickets); here’s our monotone banter; here’s where we talk to a normal person who is confused by all of this (in this case, Brooks Wheelan). I like Bennett and Mooney and these two have come the closest out of all of the new cast members in actually making a real impact on the show, I just wish they’d do something new. 
 
 (Not online due to song rights issues.) 
 
 Score: 3.0 
 
 The Ugly 
 
 ”Jewelry Party” (Strong, O’Brien, Bryant, Dunham, Pedrad, Bayer) Boy, this was a dud. It’s like someone decided that there needed to be a sketch about “issues,” but forgot to add any comedy. Then, at the last minute, someone realized there wasn’t any comedy so it was decided that Cecily Strong would do “a voice.” It was really weird: Instead of satirizing the goofy concept of “men’s rights,” they put poor Mike O’Brien in the sketch and he comes off as a nice guy (it’s impossible for O’Brien not to come off as a nice guy) while everyone tells him he’s awful. Where’s the joke? It was interesting to see “SNL” get somewhat political, but this feels like a huge missed opportunity. 
 
 Score: 1.5 
 
 Average Score for this Show: 5.77 
 
 · Lady Gaga 6.06 
 
 · Melissa McCarthy 6.03 
 
 · Edward Norton 5.91 
 
 · Paul Rudd 5.90 
 
 · Drake 5.82 
 
 · Jimmy Fallon 5.80 
 
 · Lena Dunham 5.77 
 
 · John Goodman 5.76 
 
 · Josh Hutcherson 5.75 
 
 · Jonah Hill 5.73 
 
 · Bruce Willis 5.68 
 
 · Kerry Washington 5.60 
 
 · Jim Parsons 5.51 
 
 · Tina Fey 5.35 
 
 · Miley Cyrus 5.20 
 
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– Lena Dunham took to the stage of Saturday Night Live last night, working her way through an Opening Monologue interrupted by castmembers oversharing about their sex lives, and spoofing Girls with a Garden-of-Eden themed movie. "Can you please not apple shame me right now?" Dunham's Eve asks God. "Seriously, I know I committed original sin, but at least it's original." The show "hit it out of the park with its Cold Open," writes Aaron Couch at the Hollywood Reporter, with a Liam Neeson cameo in which he schools Jay Pharoah's Barack Obama on how to handle Vladimir Putin. Other highlights included an improved turn from Colin Jost at the "Weekend Update" desk, a spoof on Matthew McConaughey's weird Oscars speech, and a breakout turn from newcomer Sasheer Zamata as Scandal's Olivia Pope. Mike Ryan has his scorecard over at the Huffington Post, in which he concludes Dunham, though much hyped, did "fine."