With 800 stories breaking daily about how she’s getting a divorce, Beyonce is quickly figuring out that one Instagram pic isn’t going to put this shit to bed, so here she is letting Jay Z hump her on stage and wearing a fucking wedding dress. (Subtlety? How does it work?) On top of that, she just dropped a new remix of “Flawless” with Nicki Minaj where she shoots down rumors that the Solange elevator fight was about Jay Z banging Rihanna. It’s just billionaires be doing how they do. Via Just Jared: 
 
 We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators 
 
 Of course sometimes shit go down 
 
 When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator 
 
 Of course sometimes shit go down 
 
 When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator 
 
 So when rich people get on elevators they try and slap the money out of each other? That actually makes sense. Although, personally, I like to picture international venture capitalists hanging like pinatas while well-dressed businessmen take turns with a bat until Miranda Kerr pops out. Why else be rich? 
 
 Beyonce ft. Nicki Minaj “Flawless (Remix)” 
 
 Photos: Pacific Coast News 

 On Saturday night Beyoncé dropped her highly anticipated HBO special and a full-length album, both titled Lemonade. Filled with lyrics and imagery that tell the tale of a woman scorned, it seemed to many amateur observers to be a working through of the rumored infidelity of her husband, Jay Z. Less than 24 hours after the album dropped, social media has been rife with theories about the state of the Carter-Knowles marriage, and has centered on Rachel Roy, the fashion designer and ex-wife of Jay Z’s former business partner Damon Dash. As of Sunday, Roy’s cryptic Instagram comments had driven Beyoncé’s ferociously loyal fans into overdrive. 
 
 There are lyrics throughout Lemonade that obliquely point to an affair at the center of . . . someone’s marriage—whether the work is autobiographical, or the result of a songwriter doing character work is an argument many of the loudest Web class have mostly chosen to pass right over. (You can read a pretty complete rundown here.) But the lines that grabbed the most attention come from the track “Sorry.” Beyoncé sings, “He only want me when I’m not on there / He better call Becky with the good hair.” Just a few hours after Lemonade aired, Roy posted a photo on (her now private) Instagram that read, “Good hair don’t care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always. live in the light #nodramaqueens.” 
 
 That was all the Internet needed, given that Roy had previously been connected to rumored Beyoncé–Jay Z marital strife back in 2014. At the time, tabloids cited Jay Z’s close friendship with the designer as the reason Solange Knowles attacked him in the elevator of Manhattan’s Standard Hotel after that year’s Met Gala. 
 
 Roy may have posted her response to get out in front of the Lemonade backlash, but she possibly wasn’t prepared for the coordinated efforts of Beyoncé fans. The designer’s Wikipedia page came under attack, and the comments on her Instagram post turned into such a bee-emoji-crowded frenzy, she locked her account down. Roy did post a comment on Twitter obliquely calling out the Beyhive for online bullying. 
 
 Roy probably should have seen that coming, but an unforeseen consequence of the online dustup is that Food Network star Rachael Ray (who does have amazing hair, by the way) is getting caught in the crossfire with several people confusing her for Roy. 
 
 One of the most popular memes springing up around Lemonade Saturday night centered on how uncomfortable, shocked, and in trouble Jay Z must be after Beyoncé may have aired her personal process of turning the lemons of infidelity into Lemonade. (Chapters in the HBO special identified stages of that process as “Denial,” “Anger,” “Apathy,” etc.) 
 
 But the couple seem to be in good standing whatever the case may be—appearing lovingly by each other’s side at countless events, including Solange’s 2014 wedding and sealing a 2015 performance of “Holy Gail“ with a sweet public kiss. 
 
 Beyoncé incorporated images from her own wedding, her pregnancy, and even included her daughter, Blue Ivy, in the film. The video for “Sandcastles” includes tender moments between Jay Z and Beyoncé and leans heavily on the theme of forgiveness. “Although I promised that I couldn’t stay, baby, but every promise don’t work out that way,” she croons in the raw, stripped-down track. 
 
 Lemonade is currently streaming exclusively on Jay Z’s flagging music service, Tidal, so all the juicy speculation over the meaning of Beyoncé’s newest tracks is actually helping her husband. Tidal, for what it’s worth, heralds the album as “a conceptual project based on every woman’s journey of self-knowledge and healing.”
– Beyonce fans have a prime suspect in the Jay Z infidelity strongly hinted at in her new album Lemonade—and Rachels everywhere may get caught in the crossfire. In a now-deleted Instagram post, fashion designer Rachel Roy appeared to out herself as the "Becky with the good hair" referred to in the song "Sorry," Jezebel reports. "Good hair don't care, but we will take good lighting, for selfies, or self truths, always," wrote Roy, who was rumored to have been the cause of the famous 2014 elevator clash between Jay Z and Beyonce's sister, Solange Knowles. Roy, the ex-wife of Damon Dash, Jay Z’s former business partner, locked down her Instagram account after it was inundated with comments from angry Beyonce fans, who also made some unflattering edits to her Wikipedia page. But some of them put their bee and lemon emojis in the wrong place: The Daily Dot reports that TV chef Rachael Ray also found herself the target of fans' wrath on Instagram and Twitter, with her photos of food becoming a comment battleground. Jay Z, meanwhile, is actually being helped by the whole drama, Vanity Fair notes, since the "juicy speculation" is boosting sales of Lemonade—which is streaming exclusively on his "flagging music service," Tidal. (Beyonce has rapped about the elevator fight before.)