Helen Mirren has some sharp words for drunk drivers in this Super Bowl ad 
 
 Yes, we are terrified of this stare. (Photo: Budweiser/YouTube) 
 
 Do you drink? That's cool. Do you drink and drive? Not so cool -- and Dame Helen Mirren is here to berate you if you do. 
 
 In an unexpected team-up with Budweiser for a Super Bowl commercial that acts as a drunk driving PSA, Mirren puts on her stern British headmaster face to tell you why you are a waste of a human being if you drive drunk. Actually, what she really said is much worse, and we're kind of terrified of her: 
 
 "If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a short-sighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting, human form of pollution. A Darwin-award deserving, selfish coward. If your brain was donated to science, science would return it. So stop it." 
 
 Watch the ad below: 
 
 OK, so we're never stepping within 10 feet of a car with any alcohol in our system from now on, because we feel like Mirren will jump out of the bushes and tell us why we're failing at life. Plus, Budweiser's social media campaign that would donate $1 to safe ride programs each time its program was used sounds pretty cool. 
 
 And because we give a Dame. 
 
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 Budweiser is taking a break from Clydesdales and puppies for Super Bowl 50 with a new straightforward ad against drunk driving. 
 
 Featuring Oscar-winning actress Helen Mirren, who describes herself as “a notoriously frank and uncensored British lady,” the ad called ‘Simply Put’ takes on drunk drivers in a bold way. 
 
 “The collective we are dumbfounded that people still drive drunk,” Mirren says. “If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a shortsighted utterly useless oxygen wasting human form of pollution…if your brain was donated to science, science would return it. So stop it.” 
 
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 She gets a little less stern as the ad goes on, but the woman who once played Queen Elizabeth II still gives it straight. Budweiser is also launching a site called StandWithBud.com that will allow users to search for ride services based on their zip code. Using the hashtag #GiveADamn will create an emoji of a Budweiser bottle next to a hand dropping a set of car keys. The hashtag will also prompt Bud to donate $1 for up to $1 million to safe ride programs every time the hashtag is used until 11:59 p.m. Sunday. 
 
 But don’t worry, the iconic Clydesdales are still coming back. This year’s spot will reportedly feature the horses in a “new light,” according to Advertising Age. 

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 In a stern message to drunk drivers, self-proclaimed "notoriously frank and uncensored British lady" Helen Mirren doesn't mince words in a new Budweiser commercial that will air during Super Bowl 50 on Sunday. 
 
 In an anti-drunk driving spot titled "Simply Put," the Oscar-winning actress calls drunk drivers "stupid" and uses the British slang word "pillock" to reaffirm the "stupid" sentiment. 
 
 "If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a short-sighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting, human form of pollution," she says in the commercial. "A Darwin-award deserving, selfish coward. If your brain was donated to science, science would return it. So stop it." 
 
 After her diatribe, she adds, "This is supposed to be fun." 
 
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 In conjunction with the commercial, Budweiser has announced that for gameday it will have a mobile site, StandWithBud.com, that allows people to enter their zip code and search for ride services in their area to get home safely. 
 
 The company also is running a social media campaign with the hashtag #GiveADamn in which it promises to donate $1 to safe ride programs every time it's used until 11:59 p.m. on Sunday, capping the donation at $1 million. 
 
 In addition to the sobering ad with Mirren, the Budweiser Clydesdales are also back, as they will make their 27th appearance in a Super Bowl commercial of their own, according to Advertising Age. 
 
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– Helen Mirren, Oscar winner and part-time twerker, has a seriously stern message for anyone thinking about getting behind the wheel after downing a few Bud Light Limes during the big game this weekend, Time reports. “If you drive drunk, you, simply put, are a shortsighted, utterly useless, oxygen-wasting human form of pollution," she states in Budweiser's new Super Bowl ad. "If your brain was donated to science, science would return it." She also calls drunk drivers "selfish cowards" who are "Darwin-award deserving." To be fair, Mirren warns viewers she is "a notoriously frank and uncensored British lady." "We're kind of terrified of her," USA Today writes. "We're never stepping within 10 feet of a car with any alcohol in our system from now on because we feel like Mirren will jump out of the bushes." In addition to having the actor berate Super Bowl viewers, Today reports Budweiser is launching StandWithBud.com, which lets users find a ride service using their zip code. The company will also be donating $1—up to $1 million—to safe ride programs every time someone uses the hashtag #GiveADamn on Super Bowl Sunday.