Charlie Sheen You Dissed Me, Lorre?? Watch Your Back Motherf***er! 
 
 Charlie Sheen -- Chuck Lorre Was Stupid to Diss Me ... Watch Your Back Motherf***er 
 
 Charlie Sheen is blasting Chuck Lorre for the "Two and a Half Men" finale with the most thinly veiled threat ever, saying ... "You must feel safe where you live!" 
 
 Sheen was out at an L.A. mall with some pals (including Darius McCrary) when he was asked about the way Lorre killed him off in the last episode -- falling piano, if you missed it -- and Charlie went into classic warlock mode. 
 
 Just a taste -- "To be that stupid ... in my face, really? You must feel safe motherf***er!" 
 
 Watch the video ... there's much more, and even if Sheen plays the "it was a joke" card -- Lorre can't be laughing. 
 
 Must-See: McCrary's reaction to Charlie's verbal attack. Classic. 

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 Are these two the most amicable exes ever? 
 
 Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Denise Richards put on big smiles while out together for dinner at Barton G in West Hollywood on Monday night. 
 
 The former couple celebrated their oldest daughter Sam’s 11th birthday on Monday, taking an adorable selfie and showing off the pre-teen’s new pink highlights. Denise, 44, tweeted about it later saying “#pleasedontjudgemyparenting.” 
 
 Sami's birthday dinner! @Barton_G fun & delish! A photo posted by Denise Richards (@deniserichards_officialpage) on Mar 9, 2015 at 9:08pm PDT 
 
 Though Sam and her sister Lola have lived mostly with Denise since she and Charlie split in 2006, the father has been spending loads of quality time with his girls recently. 
 
 And his relationship with Denise is showing. The pair joked about how “real” they are with photographers while leaving the restaurant last night. 
 
 Watch the video above and let us know what you think! 

 Two and a Half Men had its hour-long sendoff tonight; in other words, it answered the question of whether Charlie Sheen's character (Charlie Harper) would be dead or alive and whether Sheen would show. The answers to those questions are complicated, but creator Chuck Lorre tried to explain. [Spoilers ahead.] 
 
 Sheen last took part in a Two and a Half Men episode in 2011, the fate of his character — and his relationship with the show — more or less sealed shortly thereafter. However, in a finale with nostalgic guest stars, meta jokes, and a mystery involving Harper, royalties, his stalker-cum-wife, and a Silence of the Lambs–style hostage scenario, a body double dressed as Sheen's character rang the doorbell of his old house — and was then promptly crushed by a piano. Lorre, after smiling and saying, "Winning," was also crushed by a piano. Symmetry! 
 
 Earlier in the day, Sheen (indirectly) addressed the drama and whether he'd be taking part in the madness: 
 
 Attention World: If you're looking for my much anticipated cameo on network TV, you'll have to check out "… http://t.co/XERXpEbnZc — Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 19, 2015 
 
 And here's Lorre's explanation of the ending (and lack of total Sheen): 
 
 In which Chuck Lorre explains the Charlie Sheen of it all for the #twoandahalfmenfinale pic.twitter.com/Pqw2fO4GVi — Joe Adalian (@TVMoJoe) February 20, 2015 
 
 Full text:
– Charlie Sheen is not happy about his character's exit from Two and a Half Men. In case you went to a lot of trouble to neither watch nor read about the series finale last month, here's what you need to know to appreciate this story: The finale involved a body double dressed as Charlie Sheen's character (who was last seen on the show in 2011) ringing the doorbell of his old house and then getting crushed by a piano. Series creator Chuck Lorre was also crushed by a piano, after uttering Sheen's catchphrase, "Winning!" And, in the vanity card note he always runs at the end of an episode, Lorre explained that Sheen was offered the chance to play himself in the finale—in this plan, he would have been crushed by the piano after going "on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse" and calling himself a "ninja warrior from Mars," reports Vulture, which has the full text—but Sheen refused. TMZ caught up with Sheen at an LA mall this week and captured his reaction on video to the Men finale. Needless to say, it must be seen to be believed, but it includes the line, "To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid, in MY face, really? You must feel safe, motherf---er. You must feel safe where you live." (Sheen was recently spotted with his ex.)