Oscars Gift Bag $200k Worth of Vacays, Sex Toys & Toilet Paper! 
 
 Oscars Gift Bag: $200k Worth of Vacays, Sex Toys and Toilet Paper! 
 
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 The Academy Awards will be filled with some seriously pampered asses this year -- celebs are getting the most balling toilet paper ... EVER! 
 
 Each year all the Oscar nominees get a stupid amount of swag in the official gift bag and this year's includes $200,000 worth of gear like $6,000 worth of pet food, $1,900 Vampire breast lift (no surgery, it's a blood thing), and a $275 luxury toilet paper and moisturizing set. Can you imagine how soft that paper is?? 
 
 It's also got some traditional crap -- $55k Israel trip, $54k Japan trip, and some grossly overpriced skincare items. On the cooler side, for female nominees like Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Winslet ... there's something called a $250 female "arouser" which offers "gentle suction and stimulation." 
 
 That oughta get the room buzzing. 

 This year’s Oscars gift bag, valued at $200,000, will include a $55,000 trip to Israel, a one-year supply of Audi A4 Rentals worth $45,000 and a box of underarm patches to reduce sweat marks on the red carpet. 
 
 Created by Distinctive Assets, the gift bag also includes personalized M&M’s retailing at $300, diet gummy bears to give stars and starlets a tasty weight loss option, and three personal training sessions with fitness expert Jay Cardiello worth in excess of $1,400. 
 
 While the swag isn’t officially endorsed by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, trophy-less nominees have been scoring the Distinctive Assets gift haul for years. 
 
 Also Read: Oscar Losers Have 160,000 Reasons to Smile: Nominee Gift Basket Most Expensive in History 
 
 To be part of the film industry’s biggest night on any level is thrilling,” said the company’s founder Lash Fray. “We always look forward to introducing standout entertainers to an array of companies with fabulous gifts to share … but as this is considered the ultimate consolation price for the non-winning nominees, it’s particularly fun to be able to do when you know it will truly brighten someone’s day.” 
 
 Additional items include a $31,000 lifetime supply of Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and a full buyout of any Walk Japan tour for two people, priced at $54,000. 
 
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 Of course, nominees accepting the gift bags must pay federal income tax on all items contained therein. As stated on the IRS website, “the person has received taxable income equal to the fair market value of the bag and its contents and must report that amount on his or her federal income tax return. These gift bags are not gifts for federal income tax purposes because the organizations and merchants who participate in giving the gifts bags do not do so solely out of affection, respect or similar impulses for the recipients of the gift bags.” 
 
 Basically, there’s nothing free in this world and the manufacturers and proprietors of these products and services get fair return for their generosity in the form of publicity. Like, say, a post about them on an entertainment website during a particularly slow news Friday. 
 
 Here is the full list of items: 
 
 Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer ($249.99) 
 
 My M&M’s ($300) 
 
 Halo, Purely for Pets ($6,300) 
 
 Explore Israel ($55,000) 
 
 SilverCar ($45,000) 
 
 Lizora ($31,200) 
 
 Tribute ($125) 
 
 Caolion ($134) 
 
 Healing Saint by Dr. Jane 360 ($193) 
 
 Walk Japan ($54,000) 
 
 Alexi Seletzky, Celebrity Trainer ($900) 
 
 Belldini ($300 +) 
 
 Chocolatines ($35) 
 
 Dandi Patch ($21) 
 
 Delovery ($2,000) 
 
 Farm Wife Style ($25) 
 
 Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” ($6,250) 
 
 Gleener on the Go ($11.99) 
 
 Golden Door ($4,800) 
 
 Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria ($5,000) 
 
 Grand Hotel Tremezzo ($5,000) 
 
 Greenhill Winery & Vineyards ($39) 
 
 Hydroxycut Gummies ($19.88) 
 
 Jay Cardiello ($1,400) 
 
 Joseph’s Toiletries ($275) 
 
 Lat & Lo ($150) 
 
 Memobottle ($47) 
 
 Mezcal El Silencio ($75) 
 
 Mission1 Clean Protein Bar ($5.64/box) 
 
 Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her ($250) 
 
 Phantom Glass ($49.95-$59.95) 
 
 Purely Inspired Organic Protein ($19.97) 
 
 Rougle Maple ($99) 
 
 Sedona Lace ($109.95) 
 
 Signature Vodka ($70) 
 
 Slimware ($29.95) 
 
 Steamist ($5,060) 
 
 Sundial Power Coating ($500) 
 
 Tools by Gina ($250) 
 
 Vampire Breast Lift ($1,900) 
 
 Zekkle Edge ($125) 
 
 740 Park MD ($5,530) 

 Oscars 2016 Oscars gift bag worth $200k to include breast lift, sex toy and walking tour of Japan All acting and directing nominees will receive PR goodie bag of beauty goods and luxury experiences from brands hoping to capitalise on Oscar hopefuls’ fame, via LA product placement firm Awards season lift ... Oscar nominees Leonardo DiCaprio and Alejandro G Iñárritu at this weekend’s Directors Guild awards, where the latter won the top best director prize for his work on The Revenant. Photograph: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic 
 
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 Oscar nominees in this year’s major categories will go home with a gift bag worth $200,000, featuring such essential items as a breast lift, sex toy and 15-day walking tour of Japan. 
 
 All acting and directing nominees will receive the luxury goodie bag from Los Angeles firm Distinctive Assets, which works with companies hoping to capitalise on the fame of Oscar hopefuls. The bag’s value this year is a record – last year it featured items worth a measly $125,000. 
 
 The most expensive inclusion for 2016 is a 10-day first class trip to Israel ($55,000), with that Japanese walking tour coming in at $45,000. The package also features a year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals, worth $45,000, and a lifetime supply of Lizora skin creams, worth $31,200. Female nominees will also receive a $250 “arouser” offering “gentle suction and stimulation”. 
 
 Distinctive Assets (@DAssets) How about a peek inside our “Everyone Wins” Nominee Gift Bag in honor of the OSCARS®? Thanks @thedailybeast! https://t.co/jOkSvBOXrH #oscars 
 
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 Best actor favourite Leonardo DiCaprio will presumably be unmoved by the “vampire breast lift” on offer, worth $1,900, a procedure that uses the patient’s own blood to achieve “rounder cleavage without implants” and is said to be the latest thing in LA. But he might perhaps consider $5,530 worth of laser skin therapy after all that time suffering in grim weather conditions on set of The Revenant. And Distinctive Assets has also kindly included a $249.99 Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer should the actor wish to continue his e-cigarette habit. 
 
 As well as the above, DiCaprio could well be going home with a statuette even if he fails to emerge victorious on 28 February at the Dolby theatre in Los Angeles. Metro reports that more than 100 fans in the Yakutia region of Siberia have pooled silver and gold valuables to be melted down for a 12” figurine as part of a campaign to reward the 41-year-old actor for his long and successful career. 
 
 “Yakutia praises high-quality cinema and considers DiCaprio to be an actor who can inspire and delight his audiences,” Tatyana Yegorova, the woman behind the Oscar for Leo campaign, told Russian news agency Tass. “Since the movie is a mass art form, aimed at the broad masses, we believe that viewers have a right to give this prize,” she added. 
 
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 DiCaprio is widely expected to take home his first Oscar later this month for his turn as a vengeful fur trapper in Alejandro G Iñárritu’s The Revenant, having been nominated on four different previous occasions for acting prizes. The harrowing western this weekend became the highest-grossing 18 plus-rated film in Russian box office history, according to the Hollywood Reporter, with more than 1.1bn rubles ($14.6m) in receipts. 

 Even if Leonardo DiCaprio fails to take home an Oscar for the sixth time, this year’s Academy Award gift bag is sure to perk him up. 
 
 The 2016 swag bag — worth a record $232,000 — includes a $55,000 trip to Israel, $45,000 worth of Audi A4 rentals and even a roll of Joseph’s Toiletries luxury toilet paper, valued at $275 each. 
 
 Also included is $300 in personalized M&Ms and a $1,900 Vampire Breast Lift — in which blood is drawn from the arm and inserted back into the breasts for a perkier cleavage. 

 This year’s Oscars gift bag, valued at $200,000, will include a $55,000 trip to Israel, a one-year supply of Audi A4 Rentals worth $45,000 and a box of underarm patches to reduce sweat marks on the red carpet. 
 
 Created by Distinctive Assets, the gift bag also includes personalized M&M’s retailing at $300, diet gummy bears to give stars and starlets a tasty weight loss option, and three personal training sessions with fitness expert Jay Cardiello worth in excess of $1,400. 
 
 While the swag isn’t officially endorsed by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, trophy-less nominees have been scoring the Distinctive Assets gift haul for years. 
 
 Also Read: Oscar Losers Have 160,000 Reasons to Smile: Nominee Gift Basket Most Expensive in History 
 
 To be part of the film industry’s biggest night on any level is thrilling,” said the company’s founder Lash Fray. “We always look forward to introducing standout entertainers to an array of companies with fabulous gifts to share … but as this is considered the ultimate consolation price for the non-winning nominees, it’s particularly fun to be able to do when you know it will truly brighten someone’s day.” 
 
 Additional items include a $31,000 lifetime supply of Pu-erh Tea Nourishing Cream and a full buyout of any Walk Japan tour for two people, priced at $54,000. 
 
 Also Read: #OscarsSoWhite Again? Here's How Diverse Next Year's Awards Could Be 
 
 Of course, nominees accepting the gift bags must pay federal income tax on all items contained therein. As stated on the IRS website, “the person has received taxable income equal to the fair market value of the bag and its contents and must report that amount on his or her federal income tax return. These gift bags are not gifts for federal income tax purposes because the organizations and merchants who participate in giving the gifts bags do not do so solely out of affection, respect or similar impulses for the recipients of the gift bags.” 
 
 Basically, there’s nothing free in this world and the manufacturers and proprietors of these products and services get fair return for their generosity in the form of publicity. Like, say, a post about them on an entertainment website during a particularly slow news Friday. 
 
 Here is the full list of items: 
 
 Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer ($249.99) 
 
 My M&M’s ($300) 
 
 Halo, Purely for Pets ($6,300) 
 
 Explore Israel ($55,000) 
 
 SilverCar ($45,000) 
 
 Lizora ($31,200) 
 
 Tribute ($125) 
 
 Caolion ($134) 
 
 Healing Saint by Dr. Jane 360 ($193) 
 
 Walk Japan ($54,000) 
 
 Alexi Seletzky, Celebrity Trainer ($900) 
 
 Belldini ($300 +) 
 
 Chocolatines ($35) 
 
 Dandi Patch ($21) 
 
 Delovery ($2,000) 
 
 Farm Wife Style ($25) 
 
 Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” ($6,250) 
 
 Gleener on the Go ($11.99) 
 
 Golden Door ($4,800) 
 
 Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria ($5,000) 
 
 Grand Hotel Tremezzo ($5,000) 
 
 Greenhill Winery & Vineyards ($39) 
 
 Hydroxycut Gummies ($19.88) 
 
 Jay Cardiello ($1,400) 
 
 Joseph’s Toiletries ($275) 
 
 Lat & Lo ($150) 
 
 Memobottle ($47) 
 
 Mezcal El Silencio ($75) 
 
 Mission1 Clean Protein Bar ($5.64/box) 
 
 Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her ($250) 
 
 Phantom Glass ($49.95-$59.95) 
 
 Purely Inspired Organic Protein ($19.97) 
 
 Rougle Maple ($99) 
 
 Sedona Lace ($109.95) 
 
 Signature Vodka ($70) 
 
 Slimware ($29.95) 
 
 Steamist ($5,060) 
 
 Sundial Power Coating ($500) 
 
 Tools by Gina ($250) 
 
 Vampire Breast Lift ($1,900) 
 
 Zekkle Edge ($125) 
 
 740 Park MD ($5,530)
– If you thought last year's $125,000 Oscars' swag bag was ridiculous, look away. The 2016 "Everyone Wins" goodie bag, presented to top Academy Award nominees by Distinctive Assets, comes in at over $232,000 this year, Page Six reports, and there's something for everyone—especially if everyone needs a "vampire breast lift," sex toys, and $275 toilet paper. In addition to what TMZ calls "traditional crap"—a $55,000 10-day trip to Israel, a $54,000 walking tour of Japan, and "some grossly overpriced skincare items"—there are new eyebrow-raisers. Female recipients will get a $250 "arouser" for "gentle suction and stimulation," per the Guardian, while the Wrap lists items like $300 personalized M&M'S and underarm patches (or what the Wrap calls "armpit mops") to keep sweat at bay. And then there's the $1,900 "Vampire Breast Lift," described as a "procedure which uses blood-derived growth factors to revive rounder cleavage without implants," per the Daily Beast. But while Leonardo DiCaprio may enjoy the $250 vaping system, not everyone's impressed with Distinctive Assets' over-the-top indulgences. TMZ calls it a "stupid amount of swag," while the Daily Beast deems the bag "absurd." The Daily Beast also points out that not only is the bag given only to the Hollywood elite—"Don't think for a second that anyone who spent their life savings on a nominated Best Documentary Short is going home with a $5,000 home spa system"—but that in an environment of "#OscarsSoWhite and #FeelTheBern, there is something even more unsavory than usual about this shameless attempt to shower excessive wealth on the excessively wealthy." Distinctive Assets seems unperturbed by any backlash: It retweeted the Daily Beast article and implored viewers to sneak "a peek inside our 'Everyone Wins' Nominee Gift Bag," proclaiming, "Thanks @thedailybeast!" The Oscars ceremony airs Feb. 28. (Full list of swag-bag goodies at the Wrap.)