Hopefully the Anger Management folks don't try for a similar campaign. We do NOT need to see Charlie Sheen naked…even if it's only implied. Ha! 
 
 Check out the newly released raunchy ad (above) for the return of Two and a Half Men, featuring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones wearing Zero and a Half articles of clothing…or so it seems. 
 
 Our interest is piqued! Although…WHAT is Jon Cryer frowning about? What have you got going on down there, Ashton? LOLz. 
 
 What do U think of the new Two and a Half Men ad campaign? Does it make U want to tune in for the show? 
 
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 Charlie Sheen's sexual proclivities -- amongst many other things -- got him booted from "Two and a Half Men," but CBS, it seems, has no problem emphasizing the svelte body of their new star. 
 
 Ashton Kutcher, who was announced as the show's new star in May, goes semi-nude for an amusing little promo photo for the show's upcoming season. 
 
 (Oh, also nude are Jon Cryer and Angus Jones.) 
 
 And while Kutcher had to kinda sorta had to bare it all for this promo, whether he'll be a ladies' man, in the vein of Sheen, remains to be seen. 
 
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 CBS has released a new poster teasing the revamped, Ashton Kutcher-packed season of Two and a Half Men, and there's something unpleasant about it. All the nakedness, perhaps? 
 
 The human body is a beautiful thing, and it should be noted that oftentimes Ashton Kutcher's human body is a very beautiful thing (too bad about his human voice and human brain). But that does not mean I want to see him standing next to the naked cadavers of Angus T. Beefburger (or whatever) and Jon Cryer. Especially when Jon Cryer is doing some sort of "comedy joke" about looking at Ashton Kutcher's male parts in a way that suggests revulsion, respect, or even desire. (I mean, this is Ducky we're talking about here.) I don't know! I just do not like CBS doing a terrible gross poster for its terrible gross show (watch a few episodes and observe the sex jokes, they're like knock-knock jokes from a Playboy magazine in the '70s). Go away, everyone! Just go away. Or at least put some clothes on and get those smug smiles off your faces.
– Ashton Kutcher's new Two and a Half Men promo poster is out, and it's a doozy (click to see it). It features a maybe-naked Kutcher alongside similarly un-clothed co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones. Reactions: "Hands up right now: Which red-blooded American women out there never ever want to see Jon Cryer naked? How about his young Two and a Half Men costar, Angus T. Jones?" writes TL Stanley in AdWeek. "No. I repeat, NO." "The human body is a beautiful thing, and it should be noted that oftentimes Ashton Kutcher's human body is a very beautiful thing," writes Richard Lawson on Gawker. "But that does not mean I want to see him standing next to the naked cadavers of Angus T. Beefburger (or whatever) and Jon Cryer. ... I just do not like CBS doing a terrible gross poster for its terrible gross show." There is one thing, at least, to be happy about: That this campaign started after, not before, Charlie Sheen left the show. "We do NOT need to see Charlie Sheen naked … even if it's only implied," writes Perez Hilton. But not everyone is disgusted: "Jones sure doesn't look that little anymore. Does he even qualify as a 'Half' anymore?" writes Sheri Reed on The Stir. But don't worry, she's not lusting after the nearly-18-year-old child star, she just thinks it's "adorable" how grown-up he looks. Click to see the ad in all its nearly-nude glory.