In 1988 Donald Trump wrote, directed, and starred in a made-for-TV movie based on his bestselling book 'The Art of the Deal.' BUT the film never aired, because legend has it, when his movie got pre-empted by the Monday Night Football game between the Browns and the Colts, Trump was furious, so he pulled the movie. Now Funny Or Die has unearthed this delightfully dated masterpiece for the world to see. We have an all-star cast and crew behind this incredible film, which, as the poster states, is “The New Film (Not) Based on the #1 National Bestselling Book by Donald Trump.” Directed by Jeremy Konner ('Drunk History') and written by Joe Randazzo (The Onion, '@midnight') with an intro from Academy Award winning director Ron Howard, the movie stars Johnny Depp as Donald Trump, Patton Oswalt as Merv Griffin, Jack McBrayer as Der Scutt (Trump’s architect), Alfred Molina as Jerry Schrager, Henry Winkler as Mayor Ed Koch, Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump, 'Room’s' Jacob Tremblay, as well as Andy Richter, Stephen Merchant, and other iconic ’80s stars like ALF (as ALF). And of course, because it’s the time period, the maestro of 80’s soundtracks, Kenny Loggins, sings the theme song, entitled “The Art of the Deal." Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie can be seen for a limited time exclusively on FunnyOrDie.com, the Funny Or Die app for Apple TV, and our mobile app for iOS and Android. 

 While demonstrators plan "Dump Trump" protests outside of NBC Studios, George Lopez and Funny or Die are teaming up to expose the absurdity of Donald Trump hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend through comedy. 
 
 MORE: WATCH: Protestors Demand NBC "Dump Trump" at Rally Near 'SNL' Studio 
 
 The funny man returns as Donaldo Trumpez, a Mexican version of Trump, though this time appearing on "Noche De Sabado En Vivo," which translates to "Saturday Night Live." 
 
 The clip begins with Trumpez dressed in a "Humpty Trumpty" costume, as a Mariachi band sings, "Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." Of course, Trumpez hilariously adds in, "In the polls!" 
 
 Trumpez then delivers a speech that couldn’t be more spot-on. 
 
 "There was a time when I could call leaders stupid, and let people know I could fix any problem without any explanation, and no one would question me," Trumpez, taking a jab at the real Republican hopeful’s lack of proposals, said. "A time when all I had to do was call a foreigner a rapist or refer to a female candidate as ugly and the whole world would cheer." 
 
 For the more than 520 thousand petitioners who have called on the variety show to disinvite Trump, this is exactly what producers are doing: applauding Trump’s racist and sexist speech by giving him a platform to spew it. 
 
 Despite cries from politicians, celebrities and thought leaders, the petition and a rally, Trump is still scheduled to host SNL Saturday, Nov. 7. 
 
 PLUS: Adrienne Bailon Sounds Off on Donald Trump's 'Saturday Night Live' Gig 
 
 Watch the short "Noche De Sabado En Vivo" episode above.
– Donald Trump doesn't just wake up today as the star of New Hampshire but as the subject of his very own biopic featuring a huge Hollywood name. Sort of: Funny or Die has a released a 50-minute "biopic" of Trump starring Johnny Depp, reports the New York Times. Depp isn't the only big name: Ron Howard introduces the faux film, the joke being that it was supposedly made in the 1980s as a never-aired TV movie of the week. (Complete with theme song by Kenny Loggins.) Others in the fake Art of the Deal project are Patton Oswalt, Henry Winkler, Andy Richter, and Michaela Watkins as Ivana Trump. Given the star power, the Times notes that the site pulled off quite a feat in keeping it secret. "With Donald Trump somehow still in prime-position to become the next President of the United States, Funny Or Die has released what might end up being the most politically important film in American history," says the site's own promo. "Well, certainly since Dave." Funny or Die's Owen Burke tells the Times that they generally just slap a wig on people and call it a costume, but this time was different. "Johnny brought, like, a whole team of professionals to help him get into character. Or at least style his hair.” (Here's George Lopez's Trump parody.)