Mitt Romney on Monday stopped by the studios of CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" to deliver the popular late night host's satirical "Top ten list" - in this case, the "Top ten things Mitt Romney would like to say to the American People." 
 
 The candidate, who made only a brief appearance on the show, put his self-deprecating side on display - and managed to take a gentle dig at his fellow frontrunner, Newt Gingrich, in the process. 
 
 "What's up gangstas, it's the M-i-double tizzle," Romney recited as the number nine thing he wanted to say to the American people. 
 
 "I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon," Romney quipped, as the number four thing he wanted to say to the American people. 
 
 Number two on the list perhaps resonated a little more strongly with the candidate: "Newt Gingrich, really?" 
 
 Romney saved his "big reveal" for the top of the list: "It's a hairpiece," he joked. 
 
 Watch Romney read the list above. 
 
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 10. Mitt is short for Mitt-thew. 
 
 9. I can't begin my day until I've read the Washington Post and Kim Kardashian's Tweets. 
 
 8. I'm the guy in the photo that comes with your picture frame. 
 
 7. I spent 6 months in a Mexican prison for selling black market Pillow Pets. 
 
 6. Do I smell as good as I look? No! 
 
 5. In high school, I was voted "Mittiest." 
 
 4. I got into politics for the piles and piles of paperwork. 
 
 3. Look for my best selling biography "They Call Me Baba Romney." 
 
 2. I have absolutely no idea where my birth certificate is. 
 
 1. Oprah is my half-sister.
– Mitt Romney is now in a dead heat with Newt Gingrich. In a bid to perhaps claw his way back into the No. 1 slot solo, he made his second appearance of the year on the Late Show last night, and shared the "Top 10 Things Mitt Romney Would Like to Say to the American People." OK, American People—here are some of the very important pieces of information Romney would like to make sure you know: "Isn't it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?" "What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle." ("No, it is not," laughs Letterman.) "I have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something." And No. 2: "Newt Gingrich? Really?" What could possibly beat that? At No. 1: "It's a hairpiece."