Is Khloe Kardashian the next Patti Stanger? 
 
 The 27-year-old reality TV beauty paid a visit on last night’s episode of Kim and Kourtney Take New York, during which she gave a little advice on dating to her older sisters. 
 
 For starters, Khloe said her peace about Kourtney’s relationship with her boyfriend, Scott Disick, and how she needs to let go a little now that Scott is drinking again. Though Kourtney laughed a bit, she seemed to take her kid sister’s advice to heart. 
 
 Meanwhile, Khloe had some stern advice for Kim, too, who was still in New York while her then-husband, Kris Humphries, was spending time in Minneapolis. 
 
 Did Kourtney and Kim listen to Khloe’s advice? Find out by watching the clip above. 

 If "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" is all about rehabilitating Kim's image in the wake of her marriage disaster with Kris Humphries, Sunday night's episode didn't do much to help the cause. The victim of this Kim outburst, however, was not her soon-to-be-ex, but her sister, Khloe. 
 
 The youngest of the original trio of Kardashian gals, Khloe played a major part in the latest episode of the new season. Recently named one half of one of the happiest celebrity couples of the year, she's the only Kardashian sister with a successful marriage, and so she was doing her best to bestow wisdom and counseling upon her two older sisters. Kourtney needed guidance with an argument over a trip to the Hamptons with Scott Disick (the horror!), while Kim was having trouble with her living situation with Kris. 
 
 Well, her non-living situation, anyway; he was in Minnesota, while she was living in New York. 
 
 All the help in the world, however, couldn't make up for Khloe's cardinal sin: waking Kim up early (it was her one f*cking day to sleep in!). That earned a massive freakout from the middle sister, as well as a pointed, hurtful email calling Khloe a troll. It doesn't get much better, either; while Kris decides to come to New York (for a little while, anyway), the sister fight still rages (on TV, of course, since none of this is actual reality). 
 
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 Didn't catch Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's fight with the Kardashians this weekend? You missed a golden opportunity to weep for the state of humanity. Keep in mind that everyone involved in this story is paid thousands of dollars to star on a TV show and regularly appears on magazine covers while you languish in obscurity. 
 
 On Friday, Farrah criticized Kourtney Kardashian for getting pregnant again, saying: 
 
 Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding SAD 
 
 Of couse, Teen Mom has nothing to do with Kourtney's situation because the whole point of the show is that it isn't the best idea to have unprotected sex and get pregnant when you're under 18, entirely dependant on your mother, and are dating a jerk with no discernable occupation. Oh, right. Well, as Kourtney points out, she isn't 18: 
 
 Why would I have anything to do with teen mom? I'm 32 years old! I may look young honey, but don't get it twisted. :) 
 
 Things should have ended with that insincere smiley face, but the rest of Kourtney's crew (okay, krew) felt the need to defend her against a far less famous 20-year-old who said something silly on the internet. Scott Disick retorted, "Were not teenagers ya fucking moron" and Khloe chimed in, "I don't even know who this person is?" The always eloquent Scott answered, "I just thought she was some shit stain on twitter, no?" while Kourtney spent the rest of the day sharing unrelated Tweets about the Kardashians' staunch anti-bullying policy. 
 
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 It took poor Farrah a while, but finally yesterday she started to piece together the complexities of this feud. She later clarified that she didn't mean to insult Kourtney, but hopes she "takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children." Though Kourtney is a 32-year-old millionaire in a long-term relationship with the father of her child, for the sake of the kiddies they should marry (when E! allows it, of course). Farrah added: 
 
 caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys , is Shit Stain< racist 4 black? Great dad!NOT 
 
 Sorry Farrah, we don't have enough information to comment on Scott Disick's true feelings on ethnicity, but we're pretty sure he wasn't speaking in racist. To be honest, your comments were pretty shitty, and we resent that you've forced us to even somewhat agree with Mr. American Psycho.
– Why bother watching any of the Kardashian reality shows when you can get all the entertainment you need from their Twitter streams? We have Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham to thank for the latest drama: Abraham, who apparently forgot that Kourtney Kardashian has a good dozen years on her, tweeted Friday, "Im Shocked Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant again, Did she not learn anything from TEEN MOM? Maybe its a fake pregnancy like kims wedding. SAD." How it went down from there, according to the New York Daily News and Jezebel: Kourtney: "Why would I have anything to do with Teen Mom? I'm 32 years old! I may look young, honey, but don't get it twisted." Farrah: "Guess what! Age and money honestly do not change a person's poor choice. Quit making excuses." Kardashian's boyfriend Scott Disick: "We're not teenagers, ya f--king moron." Khloe Kardashian: "I don't even know who this person is?" Disick: "I just thought she was some sh-t stain on Twitter, no?" Farrah: "4 all who mistunderstood: regards to kourtney K.~I hope she takes her relationship w/her boyfriend more serious 4 their children-takecare." Farrah: "Caught wind of these dramatic articles, w/ loser scott disick or some boyfriend of kourtneys, is Sh-t Stain < racist 4 black? Great dad! NOT." For more Kardashian fun, click to watch Kim throw a hissy fit when Khloe wakes her up early, or check out Khloe's relationship advice for Kourtney.