A woman with long, red-hair dances, perched atop church pews.
The woman cannot dance.
If the woman cannot dance, she can't be dancing on the church pews.
exists e1 s1 s2 s3 x1 x2 x3 x4 x5.(a_topic(x1) & atop(e1,x4) & n_pew(x4) & of(x4,x5) & n_church(x5) & Theme(e1,x3) & v_perch(e1) & (x1 = x3) & with(x1,x2) & n_dance(x2) & a_red-hair(s3) & Theme(s3,x2) & a_,(s2) & Theme(s2,x2) & a_long(s1) & Theme(s1,x2) & n_woman(x1))
exists x1.(n_woman(x1) & -exists e1 p1.(exists e2.(Actor(e2,x1) & v_dance(e2)) & Topic(e1,p1) & Actor(e1,x1) & v_can(e1)))