I walked up to the temperature scanner knowing BLARDY WELL THAT I WAS ALONE AND SUDDENLY A FIGURE STOOD BEHIND ME. of course I yelped and the store clerk checked to see what happened la... Thanks… https://t.co/3zqz1OPcby
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It seems that the post you provided does not mention anything related to maintenance report feedback for public flat houses. The post appears to be a humorous anecdote about a person's experience with a temperature scanner and a store clerk.