I’m such a greedy old man. When the young fishmonger flashed his extremely fresh “package”, my fingers explored it hungrily . Guess my eating out plans have been shelved. 

Can’t wait to unleash my lust on my catch… https://t.co/2xk14KQcQX
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such greedy when young fishmonger extremely fresh package hungrily guess eating have been cant wait unleash lust catch
greedy old man young fishmonger flashed extremely fresh package fingers explored hungrily guess eating plans shelved wait unleash lust catch
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It seems that the Twitter post you provided does not mention anything related to maintenance report feedback for a public flat house. The post appears to be a fictional story about a man who is old and greedy, and a young fishmonger who has a fresh package of fish that the old man wants to eat. The old man's fingers are described as exploring the package hungrily, and it seems that the old man's plans to eat the fish have been shelved for the time being. Therefore, this post does not relate to the specified topic.