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SOME people complain that my recent reviews have all been East European beers. So, to correct the balance, here is a bottle of Švyturys Baltijos. From Lithuania.
Truthfully, this is one of the most requested and recommended beers out there. Thanks to the brisk growth of East European shops here, I've ended up trying a few Švyturys bottles. And each time, the comments section has filled with recommendations for Baltas, and for Baltijos. Commentors; you were right about how good Baltas was. Now you've got a reputation to uphold with Baltijos.
For the curious, and those in East London, this bottle came from Russkij Bazaar. The excellent East European shop on Cambridge Heath Road, near Bethnal Green underground station. The price was £1.70 pence, which could have been worse.
Luckily, I didn't have to ask for it by name. Which would have been a problem. I think it's pronounced Bal-Tee-Oss. But I'm probably wrong. Much more fun is my botched Anglicisation, in the form of Balty-Joes. As usual, leave your corrections and interpretations in the comments section.
I make a point of doing zero research with these 'reviews', hopefully persuading brewers to design more useful labels. With only a tiny scrap of foil around the bottle neck however, much of it in Lithuanian, I broke with tradition. You can read the description and see a photo of it in a fancy glass on the official Švyturys website at http://www.svyturys.lt/produkcija. Then, you either need to ask a Lithuanian friend to translate it for you, or, use Google Translate, which spat out the following:
"Lighthouse in the Baltic (5.8%) – dark dreams / Oktoberfest camp,"Lighthouse "collection of traditional beer, brewed since 1965 Ethnographers believe that this "fighting " style of beer its color and taste of the coming of the first "lighthouse" of beer in 1784 proposed brewery founder of German merchants Rainkės. Baltic beer category has its won the World Beer Cup Bronze Medal, and the international "Siberian Fair" at the time – the great gold medal. "Dark red, amber-colored beer is sweetish, rich, mouth, long lasting caramel taste. "Lighthouse Baltic aroma and flavor characteristics of the best demonstration of it in a special tasting glasses – large, bubble or tulip-shape with a strong leg. "Lighthouse" Baltic beer in perfect harmony with game, dark meat, oily fish dishes, a strong blue cheese flavor and hard, sweet desserts, predominantly caramel and chocolate combinations.
I don't think I need to write any more. No one can possibly top that translation for entertainment value. To paraphrase the gist of it, Švyturys Baltijos based on the very first beer introduced to Lithuania by Germans. It's won lots of awards and is yummy. Or is it? This is where I thrust my subjective opinions into the background noise of online beer reviews.
Starting with the bottle, it's the same gorgeous bottle that Švyturys use across their Traditional Beer" range. The intricate embossing is exquisite. It looks great, but all the details is squeezed onto a flat of neck-foil.
In fairness, almost everything you want to know about it, i.e. whether you'd like it, is in English, on the front of the foil. As well as the usual logos and medals, it describes it as "Dark Red" and "Made with Caramel Malt". For an East European beer, this is surprisingly helpful.
It goes downhill from there.
On the left is a multi-lingual block of text squeezed into a small, undulating foil flap. Some squinting reveals this to be a 500ml bottle with an above average alcoholic volume of 5.8%. The ingredients are water, barley malt, caramel malt and hops.
The other side is even more futile.
It has a barely visible web address of www.svytusys.lt. And the out of context detail that Švyturys Baltijoshas been pasteurised. Don't think about those details. Concentrate instead on the fact that my last mention of "caramel malt" was way back on Ukrainian Obolon Velvet. And that was marvellous.
Will Švyturys Baltijos be as tasty as Obolon Velvet? Will it live up to the hype? And, if you've never tried it before, should you go through the hassle of buying this expensive bottle? To attempt to answer those questions, I cracked open the bottle and poured it into the wrong shape of Pint glass. Well it's all I had available. Okay?
Pouring it, my first impressions are how different is looks to the photo on the official website. There's almost no head, just a few thin cream coloured patches. The hue of the official photo is well off, too. Instead of the near-blackness of the official website photo, in reality, it's red, dark red or copper.
Next, the fun and subjective opinions. How does Švyturys Baltijos? Rich, malty and slightly hoppy. I found it triggered memories of British ales. Not what you'd expect, but then I like the unexpected. Since you're reading this blog, you probably will too.
What does Švyturys Baltijos taste like? The translation-mangled official description uses words like "sweetish", "rich" and "long lasting". I can't disagree with any of them. The first couple of sips were very nice. I'm going to add "complex", because you need much more than a couple of sips to figure out what you're tasting.
On the flavour side of your gulp, Švyturys Baltijos is finely balanced between sweetness and sourness. When the aftertaste kicks in, you can't miss it. A humungous hit of maltiness swooshes into your mouth and refuses to leave until long after your gulp. You can taste some caramel in the finish, but only if you pay attention. At one third of the way through, Baltijos has turned into a very rich, malty, drinkable beer.
What am I enjoying about Švyturys Baltijos? It's not just different to other Lithuanian or East European beers, it is truly distinctive. You won't easily confuse it with anything else. I love it when a brewer takes a risk or tries something new. Švyturys Baltijos with its heavy maltiness and hints of caramel does that, and it as ancient as flint arrowheads. I like how it manages to be a dark, heavy, full-on beer, and yet is still easy to drink. I like how accessible it is by not being bitter. The "sweetish" flavour could even help it pass the female test. And I like the exclusivity of having something hard to find.
What don't l like about Švyturys Baltijos? That strong taste is going to put some people off. That's the hazard of taking risks and being principled. Either the flavour-phobes who love lager, or ale fans that can't stand rich sweetness could object to it. Then there's the light flavours and massive onslaught of malty taste. Not smooth. And surprisingly burp-filled for a beer with little visible carbonation.
I tried to compare it to Ukrainian beer, Obolon Velvet. Sorry, but Švyturys Baltijos can't quite match it for unqualified deliciousness. But that's unfair. It's the wrong product comparison. Švyturys Baltijos is more like British ale. And yes, I'm as shocked as you are.
How can I sum up Švyturys Baltijos? Not easily. It is special and well worth your effort to track down. It is even worth spending money on. For Lithuania and Eastern Europe, it is remarkable. I can see why so many of you recommended it. You can easily compare it to the great ales from Britain. And that's the problem. Because that's where I live, I can easily find good bottled ales for the same price, without the iffy availability of East European shops. That suddenly makes your location important. No wonder so many Americans are nuts about it. In summary: surprising and satisfying.
Rating: 4.175
Have you tried Švyturys Baltijos? Think you can you correct my mistakes? Leave your comments, opinions, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments section.
Tags:alcohol, ale, Baltijos, beer, bottle, Lithuania, Lithuanian, rating, review, Švyturys, Švyturys Baltijos
I STOPPED trying to review cider for good reason. Trying to review them was like comparing potatoes. There's not much to choose between them, and at the end of it all, you wish you hadn't bothered. Nowadays I only bother if I find one that is genuinely different and closer to the mythical 'Real Cider,' or if it's been recommended in the comments section. With both of those conditions being true, feast your eyes upon this: Westons Old Rosie Cloudy Scrumpy.
Look carefully, and you'll spot the reasons why I couldn't miss the chance to try Old Rosie. First is that it's cloudy. You can see sediment at the bottom of the bottle. That's not something you see in many, if any bottled ciders. Second, this Old Rosie is Westons Old Rosie.
Readers who have bookmarked or subscribed here might remember way back how much I liked Westons Premium Organic Cider and Henry Westons Vintage Special Reserve Cider. What you can't see on the bottle is the price tag. I procured this bottle from Nisa Local on London's Old Street for the exorbitant price of £2.25 pence.
For that wallet-emptying price, you get front and back labels that are clear and straightforward. On the front label, there are simply the facts you need to know, to help you decide whether to buy it or not. And, for some reason, a picture of a steam roller. I can only guess that they are working through clip-art of traditional imagery, and that the next product will feature an anvil or a turnip. Nevertheless, this press release answers some questions.
Seam rollers aside, it says everything you need to know. Specifically, that it is "Cloudy Scrumpy" called "Old Rosie" that has been "Inspired by Tradition". Toward the bottom are the vital statistics and a brief description. Westons describe it as " lightly carbonated traditional scrumpy cider fully matured in old oak vats". Even as just a part-time cider drinker, I like the sound of that. Those vital statistics are that this is your regular 500ml bottle and that the alcoholic volume is a heady 7.3%.
The back label is off-putting until you realise that nearly all of it is taken up with foreign language translations. Nevertheless, there are a few details worth reading. There is at the top a more detailed description of Old Rosie. They describe it thusly:
"A light, crisp and dry lightly carbonated scrumpy cider. Allowed to settle out naturally after fermentation to retain its cloudy appearance. Gently invert to ensure an even distribution of natural apple sediment."
I don't normally copy entire descriptions verbatim, but then I've never tried a cider that has so much to explain. Who am I to argue with the label? I will try holding it upside down for a minute or so before opening.
After that, we quickly reach small-print details, which I shall reel off in quick succession. The web address is www.westons-cider.co.uk. The Ledbury, Herefordshire postal address is on there. The cider does contain "sulphites to preserve freshness". It is best served chilled and is suitable for vegetarians, vegans and coeliacs. Westons are a member of The National Association of Cider Makers. And, at 7.3% alcoholic volume in a 500ml bottle, it weighs in at 3.7 UK units of alcohol. So women, even a single bottle of this stuff it too much for you. Not that the women of Cardiff or Scotland will pay much attention to that.
With all of that out of the way, it's time for the fun part and the reason you're reading. What does Westons Old Rosie taste like? Will it be noticeably better than the big-name brands? Will it be worth the huge premium? The only way to find out will be to hold my fridge cooled bottle upside down for a minute and crack it open. When it's the right way up, obviously.
The whole process or turning it upside down for a couple of minutes was an interesting one. You could see the sediment slowly tumbling downwards to the top. Careful balancing, and you can get the bottle to sit upside-down on its top.
Pouring it was no problem. Westons Old Rosie is so lightly carbonated that there is no foam whatsoever. In fact, I can hardly see any bubbles in it at all. In the glass, it is the cloudiest and most naturally looking hue of straw-yellow I've ever seen.
How does Westons Old Rosie smell? Mildly of apples. Just as you'd hope for. But there's a difference. Many ciders smell of apples in the same way that air-fresheners can smell of alpine berries; artificially. Old Rosie on the other hand smells like there are squished up scrumpy apples in the glass.
How does Westons Old Rosie taste? The first sip was an easy and pleasant one that made me burp moments later. As did the second one. But the taste is worth it. The label described it as "light, crisp and dry lightly carbonated". I can't disagree with those words. It is quite simply all of those words, together with a natural taste of apples and the tangy, citrusy quality that goes with it. The flavour is a light one of apples. And the aftertaste is a strong one of apples, bitterness, tanginess and citrus. Imagine eating a scrumpy apple. Drinking Old Rosie is a little like that, but in pleasant liquid form.
What am I enjoying about Westons Old Rosie? In two words, a lot. This is the most natural, proper and closest to 'Real Cider' that I've had the pleasure of trying. I like how natural it smells. I like that you can taste the sediment in each sip. I like very much how natural and apple-y it tastes. Yes, it does have a slightly bitter aftertaste, but not an off-putting one. If it was a beer, I'd describe it as well-balanced or bittersweet, because it's neither very sweet, not very bitter. It's not too gassy, with the burps soon subsiding. I also like how strong it is at 7.3% and the exclusivity of it.
What am I not enjoying about Westons Old Rosie? Unless you hate all cider, it's difficult to find any reason to dislike Old Rosie. If I had to nitpick, I could say that the strong-ish finish to the taste could put off some girls and alcopop drinkers. I don't think lager drinkers will be fazed by the aftertaste one jot, though. It is a palaver to find somewhere that sells it, and to serve it at the right temperature with the turning the bottle upside down first. But the biggest complaint is the price. Old Rosie may well become my favourite bottled cider, but at this price, I won't be buying many bottles to take over to friends and family to spread the word.
How can I sum up Westons Old Rosie? It has completely won me over. By some distance, it is better than any other cider I've reviewed so far. I may not be able to tolerate mainstream cider ever again. Yes, it's scarce and expensive, but that natural scrumpy taste and cloudiness make it worthwhile. Yes, it is that good.
Have you tried Westons Old Rosie? What did you think? Leave your opinions, corrections, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
Tags:alcohol, apples, bottle, Cider, cloudy, herefordshire, label, ledbury, much marcle, old rosie, rating, review, scrumpy, weston's, westons
IT'S a good day on this blog when I can tick-off a 'must-try'. Today is just such a day. That is because I have here a bottle of Švyturys Baltas, bought for £1.70 pence from nearby East-European supermarket, Russkija Bazaar. Why is Baltas a 'must-try' in the first place? Well, it's an unfiltered wheat beer and it comes highly recommended by you. Few other beers have been recommended by so many people in the comments sections on my other 'reviews'. Švyturys Baltas even got a mention in a recent edition of Fuller's First Draught magazine. It is, apparently, Lithuania's most popular beer, and has won lots of awards. It's taken years to finally find a bottle, so let's get straight down to business.
This Švyturys goes for the neck-foil approach, showing off their excellent embossed bottle. It's a good looking thing, with an embossed Švyturys logo with the 1784 established date, and predictable hops and barley imagery at the bottom.
If you know your beer, it won't be that which catches your eye. What you will notice is that it's not dark or transparent, but opaque and white. Very noticeably so, when next to other bottles on the shop shelf. Who can blame Švyturys for wanting to show it off with as little obscuring it as they can get away with.
All the way up on the bottle top is the name "Baltas" and the words "Kvietinis Alus". "Kvietinis" sounds a little like "wheat" and "Alus" I know means beer. So by clever deduction, "Kvietinis Alus" must mean "Rhubarb Crumble". Or "Wheat Beer", which frankly, is much more probable.
Down on the front of the neck-foil, in English, is pretty much all you need to know about Švyturys Baltas. Under the Švyturys logo are "White" "Baltas" and "Unfiltered Wheat Beer".
If you couldn't already tell by the opaque white hue of the bottle, those words confirm it. If you like your beer cloudy and wheaty-white, any lingering uncertainty about choosing Švyturys Baltas will have just vanished.
The neck-foil doesn't end there. It wraps around on both sides with some very hard to read text on both sides. For the benefit of the detail junkies out there, here is a photo of the right-side of the neck-foil.
The only interesting things I can read on it are that it's best stored, or served, I can't tell for sure because of wrinkles in the foil, at between 2 and 20 degrees C. Also, that it is pasteurised. Now that is a surprise. Under my admittedly limited knowledge, I would have thought that an unfiltered wheat beer wouldn't be pasteurised. Shows how much I know.
For completeness, here is a photo of the other side of the neck-foil.
This side has the vital statistics. That Švyturys Baltas has an alcoholic volume of 5% and that the bottle is 500ml. Next, in a multitude of languages, comes the list of ingredients. For the incurably detail hungry, they are "water, wheat malt, barley malt, hops, yeast". Credit where it's due, these imported bottles do a better job of the ingredients list than most domestic ones. Lastly, that imported status is confirmed with "Product of Lithuania" and a web address of www.svyturys.lt. A spot of clicking through product pages featuring photos of other Švyturys that you want to try finally brings me to the Lithuanian language product page for Švyturys Baltas: http://www.svyturys.lt/index.php/produkcija/91.
At long last, I've reached the good bit. What does Švyturys Baltas taste like? How will it compare to the other wheat beers that I love so dearly? Will I like Baltas as much as all of my blog commentors do? I've no idea, but I'm looking forward to finding out. So, from fridge-cold, here is Švyturys Baltas poured into what is probably the wrong glass, but will have to do because it's all I've got.
After an easy, non-glugging pour into my pint glass, everything looks and smells delicious. Unlike some other wheat beers, you can't see yeast floating around. Instead, you get a vivid straw colour with a thick white head. Helpfully, everything fits neatly into a pint glass, so I'm happy.
What does Švyturys Baltas smell like? Beer writer Richard Morrice described as smelling of vanilla. I'm not so sure. It is vanilla-like in how immensely rich, fresh and uplifting it smells. I think it smells wheaty and citrusy. Like bread baked with oranges and lemons somehow stuck in the dough.
What does Švyturys Baltas taste of? One gulp and a sip in, and first impressions of Švyturys Baltas are that it is another example of good wheat beer. On the flavour side of the gulp, everything is light and mild. Pay close attention, and you notice wheat and malty, leading to a taste of fruit. This then smoothly transitions into the aftertaste and finish which taste of… Almost nothing, strangely. Okay, there is a light, beery, maltiness, but the bitter finish of nearly every beer I've ever tried is nowhere to be seen.
What am I enjoying about Švyturys Baltas? A lot as there is much to enjoy. I'm loving how light, refreshing and easy to drink it is. This is compared to other wheat beers, to lagers and so much else. This has to be down to the distinctive and unusual way it tastes. Yes, it tastes somewhat like most other wheat beers at first, but it has almost no bitter aftertastes. This makes it supremely easy to drink and no wonder it is so popular. Švyturys Baltas can easily be drink of choice for the boys and the girls. And it manages it without being sugary sweet and syrupy. I also love how good it smells. That it's not gassy at all, so no big burps to worry about in social settings. It is rich and thick enough to feel like you're drinking a real beer. And, outside of Lithuania, you get a sense of superiority by drinking something exclusive.
What don't I like about Švyturys Baltas? If I had to nit-pick, I'd start with parts of the taste. Is the absence of aftertaste deliberate or an accident? What would it be like if that gorgeous wheaty-fruitiness lasted longer? Then there's availability. The exclusivity, outside of Lithuania is awesome, but even my persistence was tested with trying to find a bottle. At least the price at £1.70 pence isn't bad.
To sum up, Švyturys Baltas is one of the more distinctive and easy to drink wheat beers I've tried. In fact, it's one of the most easy to drink beers I've tried. It's right up there with watery lagers for being easy to drink, yet it is a 'proper beer'. No wonder it's won awards and become as popular as it is. You can glug a bottle down in a minute or savour every sip. And with no bitter aftertaste there's nothing holding non-beer drinkers back from trying it. Švyturys Baltas is practically a beer without drawbacks.
Have you tried Švyturys Baltas? What did you think of it? Can you translate the Lithuanian? Do please share your comments, corrections, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
Tags:alcohol, alus, Baltas, beer, bottle, label, Lithuania, Lithuanian, rating, review, Švyturys
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you brewed ale using every grain type available? I have, but that question has thus far gone unanswered. Now however, from a Nisa Local shop on Old Street, London, comes the answer, in the form of this bottle:
It is what I presume, Bateman's standard issue, built-like-a-tank brown bottle. Embossed around the shoulder is the Bateman's name, their windmill logo and "Est 1874". There's a strange, lumpen bulge around the neck of the bottle. Presumably it has something to do with stopping the beer 'glugging' when you try to pour it. It's certainly not there for reasons of elegance.
Good news on the labels begins immediately with the neck label.
"Gold Winner" at the "International Beer Awards" is something to be proud of. No wonder they advertise the fact right at the top of the bottle. Expectations are rising.
The main front label is a picture of idyllic, rural, agricultural imagery.
The top has the main facts. The name of the brewery, the name of the beer and the alcoholic volume are plain to see for anyone browsing the shop shelves. I'm surprised it's not a little higher than 4.7% alcoholic volume, but why quibble over a few decimal points when the taste is as good as I'm imagining it will be.
The main part of the front label is a take on the roundel. Except this time, the roundel-y shape is made up of illustrations of hops and grains and other crops. Supposedly, the same things that went into this ale.
Helpfully explaining for dummies like me, why this is called "Combined Harvest" "Multigrain Beer", are the names of the different arable crops that went into it. "Barley" is the staple. No surprise there. Then there's "Wheat" which I remember from most of my all-time favourite beers. "Oats" and "Rye" are the surprises, and al combined, make you wonder what the heck it tastes of.
Fortunately, a back label crammed with facts helps you get to grips with what "Combined Harvest" is all about.
Not only do they have an exceptionally detailed description, but also a taste profile box. I love it when brewers don't skimp on detail. With so much to get through, I better start at the top.
They open by describing it as "a unique combination of barley, oats, wheat and rye". That it appeals to lots of different groups of drinker because of its "subtle, smooth bitterness". We also learn that Batemans is "one of the few remaining family brewers", having been brewing since 1874. And that they're brewery is in the old windmill of the logo, "on the bank of the river Steeping".
Then they take it up a notch. Instead of writing a description of the brew themselves, they instead print an independent description by celebrity beer writer and socialist, Roger Protz. Unlike me, he is an old school beer writer, so here he is quoted verbatim from the label:
"A bronze pale ale brewed with pale and crystal barley malts, combined with malted wheat oats and rye and hopped with Phoenix and Target varieties. The superb aroma is dominated by tart orange and lemon slices fruitiness, with a bready note from the rye. As it contains no fish based firings it is vegan friendly".
He does rather well with that description. And so have Batemans for using it. It sounds as interesting as you can get.
Before reaching the taste profile chart, they also describe Combined Harvest as "an ideal accompaniment to most dishes due to its well balanced delicate flavours". On to the taste profile chart itself, and I love these devices. Okay, it's not called a 'taste profile' this time, but Badger who use it most consistently across their range, do. So what does this 'taste profile' tell us?
This 'taste profile' tells us values from one to ten for aroma, bitterness, fruitiness, maltiness and spiciness. The main points we can take from the chart are that it has fruitiness and spiciness in abundance, and that it's also quite malty and strong smelling. The fruitiness, spiciness and maltiness would come from the all of the grains squeezed into the bottle, and from strong hoppiness. The rest of it, I can't wait to discover for myself.
Then we reach the small-print. For the curious, this is a 500ml bottle, which with its 4.7% alcoholic volume contents, comes in at 2.4 UK units of alcohol. In you want to write them a letter, their address in Wainfleet, Lincolnshire is printed. As is their web address of www.batman.co.uk. A website best described as trade orientated. Persevering with their website which looks like it was developed in 1999, I managed to find the Combined Harvest homepage at http://www.bateman.co.uk/BeerF.htm. If you want to subject yourself to the horror of a website that still uses frames in 2010, then go to http://www.bateman.co.uk/HomeF.htm.
On to the last bits of small-print, and there is a Vegan Society logo if you happen to be the sort of person who looks for such things. They also recommend that you "Serve Cool". Not knowing whether my fridge counts as 'cold' rather than 'cool', I'm going to leave it in the fridge for just an hour or two before drinking it.
So what does Combined Harvest taste like? Finally, I've reached the part I've been looking forward to. With ale this complex, the only way to answer that question is to crack it open, so let's do just that…
Pouring was no problem. The funny shaped neck causes it to come out in lots of tiny 'glugs' before settling into a smooth pour. In the glass, my fridge cooled Combined Harvest is a copper-amber colour. The head has depleted down to a patchy layer of white foam. And you can see a fair bit of carbonation in the glass.
How does Combined Harvest smell? Rogre Protz described the aroma as "superb" and being "dominated by tart orange and lemon slices fruitiness". I'm going to ignore all that and describe it as smelling strongly of bread. A few more sniffs, and I'm figuring out that the breadiness comes from the wheaty maltiness. After getting used to it, a few sniffs later, I'm starting to fall into line with beer guru Roger Protz. I am now smelling a citrusy fruitiness that can only come form hoppiness.
What does Combined Harvest taste of? The 'taste profile' chart hinted at bags of fruitiness, maltiness and spiciness. Beer legend Roger Protz didn't describe the taste in his description. What a pity. That means you'll have to go by mine instead.
So what does Combined Harvest taste of? The first gulp is an easy and yummy one, leaving the first impression of that this is going to epitomise what a British ale could and should be. A couple more equally easy and pleasant gulp confirms the direction in which Batemans Combined Harvest is going.
On the flavour side of the gulp, you have a nice, light, savoury maltiness. On the aftertaste and finish side of the gulp, you have a smooth, gentle bitter finish and the taste of that maltiness, carrying with it hints of the taste of all the grain types that went into it. None of them are overpowering. You begin to think of bread, but then the citrusy, spicy, hoppy bitterness creeps in. All of which leave your tongue swiftly, making Combined Harvest very easy to drink.
What am I loving about Batemans Combined Harvest? I'm loving that they took the risk of putting every grain they have into it. I like the distinctive taste experience it gives you. And I love how, despite being a complex, unusual beast, it remains immensely light and easy to drink. Well balanced is another way of putting it. There is no strong bitterness to scare you away. I also like that it isn't too gassy. And I like very much how good the bottle labels are.
What am I not loving about Batemans Combined Harvest? It is not perhaps, the taste explosion that I was expecting. There's no in your face flavour. Eight out of ten for "Fruitiness" on a 'taste profile chart' from other brewers might have produced much fruitier results. It's also very hard to find and quite expensive. At least here in London.
To conclude, Batemans Combined Harvest will remind you why you love British ale. It takes chances, it does things differently, it's delicious and very drinkable. If you can't tell, I like it.
Have you tried Batemans Combined Harvest? What did you think of it? Leave your opinions, corrections, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments section.
Tags:alcohol, ale, barley, Bateman's, Batemans, beer, bottle, Combined Harvest, label, Lincolnshire, multigrain, Multigrain Beer, oats, rating, review, rye, Wainfleet, wheat
MONTHS ago, I vowed not to 'review' the national beers of hot countries anymore. Inevitably, once away from their home country, those beers lose what makes them special. Then I compare it to high quality ale and lager, and then people from the beer's country of origin take it as an insult, and express their disgust in the comments section.
Sometimes however, curiosity gets the better of me. That's exactly what happened when I found an Ethiopian shop in central London (WC1) near King's Cross. There was no way I could miss the opportunity to try an Ethiopian beer. So, cast your eyes upon St. George Beer.
The bottle is generic and brown. There is only one label; the yellow one on the front. And I don't care about those things, because it's come all the way from East Africa and it still only cost £1.29 pence.
The label has just enough English language for you to guess what you're getting. The top corners for instance give the alcoholic volume as 4.5% and the contents as being 33cl. They describe it as a "Premium Lager Beer". And, best of all, it is "Ethiopian Beer Brewed & Bottled by BGI Ethiopia". I'm just glad it is genuinely imported.
The most confusing thing about the label is the name and logo. It has a Medieval knight, apparently engaged in dragon slaying. And it's called St. George Beer. Why is this? None of that imagery is African. Nor is it a colonial remnant, because Ethiopia was, according to this website, never colonised.
The rest of the writing is, I assume, in the Amharic language. Translators, if you can translate what it says, leave a comment at the end of this post.
There is not, it seems any official website for this beer. But I did find a lot of questions answered about Ethiopian beer at http://www.ethiopianrestaurant.com/ethiopian_beers.html. The most shocking fact of all, being that Ethiopia has a well established brewing industry. I'm truly impressed.
With no more labels to write about, it's time for the taste test. It doesn't say "serve cold" anywhere, but I'm going to guess that if you're in Ethiopia, you'd want your beer to be a touch chilly. With that in mind, this one has been in the fridge. Now let's crack it open and try some Ethiopian beer.
Even with the rough ride home I gave the bottle, it didn't froth up. In fact, it was easy-peasy to pour. In my half-pint glass (which wasn't big enough for the full 33cl), this fridge-cold St. George Beer is clear, carbonated and yellow. A thin, patchy layer of which foam sits atop the liquid.
What does St. George Beer smell like? A variation on the same malted barley formula that all Pilsner style lagers smell off. This one however, does seem to have a richness and intensity to the smell that is uncommon.
For the taste, because it's a lager, I'm looking for a clean, crisp and refreshing character. A distinctive hoppy finish is an optional bonus. So, what does St. George Beer taste like? The first gulp went down without problem. So did the second. First impressions are that it's going to be a solid, normal lager.
Being a lager, there's nothing on the flavour side of the equation, but there is on the taste and aftertaste finish. With St. George Beer, the transition is smooth, but prompt and definite. You know you've reached the aftertaste by the malted barley taste. A taste that starts mild, but keeps on building, somehow becoming more evident with each gulp.
What am I enjoying about St. George Beer? I like how it seems to be a perfectly acceptable, honest, well made lager. Why do I think it's well made? Because, at least whilst cold, it is pretty clean, crisp and refreshing. And it wouldn't be those things with good ingredients. It also scores points for being all the way from Ethopia.
What don't I like about St. George Beer? It did make me burp a lot, but that could be down to the bottle riding in my back pack on the walk and bus ride home. The main grips is that taste. It's not quite a love it or hate it lager, but it's nearly there. That rather intense malted barley taste won't be for everybody. A few more touches like a hint of hoppiness would be nice too. Still, St. George Beer is all the way from Ethopia.
How can I sum up St. George Beer? Ethopia has produced a lager and it's perfectly fine! So it's lacking in sophistication and you could lump it with other hot country lager beers. But come on. It's not from South-East Asia or South America. It's from Ethopia in East Africa, on the doorsteps of one of the world trouble spots. It's like Luxembourg starting a space program. I'm just impressed that it exists and that it's perfectly drinkable.
Have you tried St. George Beer? What did you think of it? Can you translate anything from the label?
Do please leave your comments, translations, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
Tags:alcohol, beer, bottle, Ethiopia, Ethiopian, label, lager, rating, review, St. George Beer
YES, I do read your comments. That's why, whilst browsing the shelves of the Bethnal Green Food Center, the name Pacifico rang a bell. That means I open this post with a thank you to the people who recommended Pacifico in the comments section of my reviews of Mexico's lack-lustre big-name beers. For those of you, like me, who'd never heard of it before, here's what it looks like. At least in its export version, Pacifico Clara form.
It's a svelte, un-fussy, brown bottle. The big yellow label is equally straight forward.
It's yellow. So you can guess that it comes from a hot country. The only graphics are an illustration of a life ring with an anchor and what looks like a silhouette of land in the background. This compact square inch of nautical imagery leaves me baffled until I realise that Pacifico refers to the Pacific ocean.
That same poor grasp of Spanish comes in handy with the rest of the label. I've done enough of these labels now, to know that "Cerveza" means "beer". That "Clara" means "clear", hinting that there might be a dark version of this beer out there. And the slogan "La cerveza del pacific" means "The beer of the Pacific". Unless, of course, I'm wrong, in which case, leave your correct translation in the comments section.
The vital statistics are clear enough for even me to read easily. This is a 35.5 cl, 355 ml bottle, and the alcoholic volume is an unremarkable 4.5%. Under all of this, it quickly becomes a dense block of multi-lingual small print and symbols. Because of the gold on yellow colours, this is nearly unreadable.
Fortunately, I can make out the main facts. First, it really is "Imported Beer from Mexico". Not some domestic imitation of a Mexican beer (I can't think of anything worse). Lastly it has 1.6 UK units of alcohol.
What;s on the back label? This is what's on the back.
With that out of the way, we can get to the interesting part. Will Pacifico Clara be the best Mexican beer that I've tried? Let's find out. For this test, I've cooled it to fridge temperature and I won't be adding any lemon or lime. Because Pacifico Clara will almost certainly be a pilsner style lager beer, I'll be looking for clean, crisp refreshment and ease of drinking.
If you do what I did and try and pour it into a half-pint glass, the first thing you'll notice is that 355ml won't go. Seeing as most people will probably be swigging it from the bottle, that won't be a problem.
In the glass, it looks like any other pilsner style lager: yellow and fizzy. This one does lack a head though with just the odd patch of white foam. Pacifico Clara doesn't smell surprising either. The only odour I could detect was a variation of the same malted barley blend that all lagers have. Quite strong smelling too, I must say.
What does Pacifico Clara taste like? The first gulp was a, easy one. So was the second. No surprises and so far, everything much as you'd hope for from a lager from a hot country. If you've ever tried a pilsner style lager (you're reading this blog, therefore you have), then you'll know what to expect from the taste and flavour. That frees me up to focus on the minutiae that pleases the detail freaks so much.
There is no flavour. No surprise there. There's almost no taste and aftertaste either. The transition from where the flavour would be to where the aftertaste is, is so gentle as to make you think you missed it. There's a gentle, slight bitterness. That mild bitterness fades away to almost nothing. Then a barley-malt powered, mild bitterness pops up out of nowhere, leaving a surprisingly long finish. This is the most noticeable part of the entire gulp.
What am I enjoying about Pacifico Clara? Well it is clean, crisp and refreshing. It's also very easy to drink. These are undeniable facts. It possesses all the qualities that a hot country lager is usually judged by. I like the straightforward honesty of the beer and the bottle. And I like the reports that it's what the locals would probably choose.
What don't I like about Pacifico Clara? The cleanness, crispness, refreshment and drinkability come at a price. And that price is watery-ness and lack of taste and character. If you want a thirst quenching, refreshing and drinkable beverage, tap water is an option you may want to consider instead. It would have the added benefit of being less gassy than Pacifico Clara.
To sum up, Pacifico Clara is different to the big-name Mexican beers by being a trade-off. It trades taste for drinkability. Don't get me wrong, I don't dislike it for that. On a hot day, no one would complain about a cold bottle of Pacifico Clara. In a rainy, autumnal London however, there's something seriously lacking. All of which means that Pacifico Clara is pretty good and doing what it does. Even if few of us love it for that.
The closest competitor I can think of is Aguila from nearby Colombia. That too, opted for the watery drinkability compromise. And I'm sure you can think of others.
Is Pacifico Clara my favourite Mexican beer? On a hot day in Mexico, probably. At least until I try one that I can really love. When that happens, you'll read about it here.
Have you tried Pacifico Clara? What did you think? Leave your translations, opinions, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
Tags:alcohol, beer, bottle, cerveza, clara, label, lager, Mexican, mexico, pacifico, rating, review
THIS year's meagre summer has made a feeble reappearance this week. Seizing the moment, I bought a bottle of one of this year's Badger summer ales from the Hall & Woodhouse stable. This one is called Cricket, and cost an outrageous £2.29 pence from the Bethnal Green Food Center.
I love Badger ales. Not only are their beers high quality and quirky, as all British ale should be, but they get how important a useful back label is. How is Hall & Woodhouse one of the only industry players who understand that value of this? How?
The neck-label gets things going marvellously.
I like the summer-y yellow, and the pictures of musical notes and hops floating around. But most of all, I like that they sum it up with two simple words: "Beautifully composed." Simply because when you're glancing at a shop shelf full of bottles, you need something to tell you something about the character of the beer you're looking at. From those two words, I'd be surprised if it doesn't turn out to be a well balanced, solid all-rounder.
The sense of Summer and of fun continues on the front label.
There's a jolly, if frightening image of, presumably, a cricket. Who, for some reason, is playing a fiddle, amidst a backdrop of falling leaves and hops.
Sticking with Badger conventions, the vital statistics are exactly where you expect them to be. In the corners, one can easily identify this as a 500ml bottle, and that the beer within is a moderate 4.4%.
Toward the top, they elaborate somewhat on the description, with "Harmonious Notes of Lemongrass". Straight off, I can't remember what lemongrass is supposed to taste of. Maybe if I shopped in Islington, I would do. For now, I am content that lemongrass sounds like the right sort of flavour to have in your summer salad or ale.
Again, sticking to Badger tradition, the back label is outstandingly helpful.
The 'story' opens by explaining the connection to crickets. No, they're not an ingredient. Rather "the hum of crickets on a summer evening" is "the perfect background to enjoy this fresh, zingy ale". They go on to describe it as " well hopped with a depth of character complemented by harmonious notes of lemongrass". Sounds lovely. They even suggest that it would go "well with barbecued Tiger prawns or a light Thai curry".
This being a Badger, they go one step further, with their immensely helpful taste profiles. If this is the first Badger ale you've seen, have a look at the close-up below. They describe how it looks, smells and tastes, and rate the bitterness, sweetness, hoppiness, maltiness and fruitiness from 0 to 5.
The taste profile pretty much backs up the "Beatifully composed" quote. It does look like it's going to be a fruity, balanced ale.
Down in the small-print, there's the usual smattering of facts and warnings. For those that care, Cricket's combination of bottle size and alcoholic volume means that it has 2.2 UK units of alcohol. The full Dorset postal address is on there, in case you want to write them a letter. And their website is given as www.badgerales.com. A quick browse of which leads us to the homepage for Cricket at http://www.hall-woodhouse.co.uk/beers/badgerales/lemonycricket.asp on which for some reason, they refer to it as Lemony Cricket.
Does Cricket taste as good as I'm expecting it to? How close are the label descriptions to what I can taste? Let's find out.
Nowhere on the bottle did it say "Serve Chilled". Being a summer ale I took a chance on leaving it in the fridge for a while. If you know the right temperature to serve it at, leave a comment at the end.
Cricket was easy to pour. Even I was able to decant it into a pint glass with minimal glugging, leaving a patchy covering of foam, sitting atop the brew. What does Critcket look like? The taste profile describes it as "Tawny, golden brown". I can't disagree. That said, the word that popped into my mind was "copper".
What does Badger Cricket smell like? The taste profile describes it as "Robust citrus hop and lemongrass". First impressions are that it's not a simple smell. There's a lot of complementary odours buried in there. Which is what you want from ale. I'll describe the smell as like that of a hedgerow. Agricultural with lots of foliage. Specifically, a zingy hoppiness. I think it smells lovely. Like a proper old ale.
What does Badger Cricket taste like? The taste profile describes it as "Malt with citrus undertones". And of course there's the rest of the label description and taste profile to go on. Once again, those Badger label copywriters are spot on. What you taste is exactly how they describe it. A fact that renders this review unnecessary.
That aside, first gulps of this fridge cold Cricket are that it's easy to drink and tastier than those ciders that get all the attention at this time of year. On the flavour side of the gulp, there's little to report. On the taste and finish side of the gulp, you feel how well balanced it is. You can taste the maltiness, hoppiness and some citrusy zing, subtly coming together. All of which leaves your mouth with a long lasting, slightly dry, bitter finish, that's balanced in a way that makes it more palatable that it sounds. The main impressions it leaves you with is how malty, zingy, light and refreshing it is.
What am I enjoying about Badger Cricket? I'm liking how they've somehow managed to fuse rich, ale-like qualities, with a light, refreshing summer ale. For ages, I complained that the summer ales all stuck to the same old formula. Cricket does something different. At last! I also like the zing, the smell, and how it doesn't make you burp,
What am I not enjoying about Badger Cricket? I want to say that it would appeal to more people if it was sweeter and fruitier. But Badger already does ales that are like that. A little more citrusy zing and a little less malt perhaps? Unless you take the view that the genius behind Cricket is that it has complex maltiness in a refreshing summer ale form. Something we call all agree on is that it is too difficult to find and the £2.29 pence I paid for it is shocking.
How can I sum up Badger Cricket? It is a proper ale, that's also a summer ale. A niche that's remained unfilled for too long. I've complained here time and again that every brewer produces nearly identical summer ales. Well, here's the answer. It tastes malty and hoppy, and it looks the right colour. Yet it also has some zing, and it's light, refreshing and very easy to drink. All of which scores it serious points.
Have you tried Badger Cricket? What did you think of it?
Have you got anything to add or correct? What about your own recommendations and places to buy? Leave your comments here!
Tags:alcohol, ale, badger, beer, blandford, blandford st mary, bottle, cricket, dorset, hall, hall & woodhouse, label, lemony cricket, rating, review, st mary, woodhouse
Beer Review: Ursus Premium
AFTER the disappointment of Timişoreana, can Romania redeem itself? Hopes are high for this promising looking green bottle of Ursus Premium. Again, bought for about £1.59 pence from the Romanian shop in Edgware, North London.
It's called Ursus Premium, but how premium is it? Well, it has neck-foil. The beer bottle equivalent of pleasing, melodic front door bell.
Down on the front label, and Ursus Premium sports a conventional roundel.
The bottom border say "King of Beer in Romania". Whilst the top border has "Regele Berii In Romania", which, I think, both mean exactly the same thing. In the middle, "Foundat 1878", making a wild guess, could possibly mean "Founded 1978".
Elsewhere, things are kept clear and uncluttered. In the bottom half, there are what look like medals. Squinting closely, it looks like they won the prestigious Monde Selection, international silver medal in 2005. I can tell you, having seen that sort of award on bottles before, that only the good ones get it. Expectations are rising then, for Ursus Premium.
The top half of the roundel has a picture of a bear, for some reason wearing a crown. Head-wear aside, two seconds of Googling reveals a Wikipedia page here, enlightening us that "Ursus" is Latin for "bear". We can only speculate if either the "King of Beer in Romania" or the Ursus bear was crowned, only after a typo.
Over on the back-label, things are the way I like them. Impossible to understand. Translators, I need your help again. What does it all say?
There are however, a few things even I can pick out from the label. It's pasteurised, not draught, for instance. The official Romanian website for Ursus is at www.regeleberii.ro. Which doesn't work. So go to http://www.ursus.ro/ instead. It's a 0.5L bottle, and the alcoholic volume is the usual 5%. Lastly, Ursus Breweries is part of the South-African beer monster, SAB Miller.
In short, there's nowhere near enough understandable detail on the label to quench my curiosity. So I spent a couple of minutes doing research. By which I mean Googling to read what strangers had to say. A process which quickly led me to the Wikipedia page at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursus_%28beer%29. Upon which we learn that Ursus comes from the city of Cluj, and that they do make beers I want to try but can't. Ursus Black, dark lager and Stejar strong beer, for example.
Until those beers turn up in a London Romanian shop, it looks like the medal winning Ursus Premium will be the best we can get. Which returns to my original question… How good is Ursus Premium? What is it like and should you buy it? This is probably a Pilsner style lager, so I'll be looking for clean, crisp, refreshing, hop tinged, easy to drink beer. So let's crack it open and see if it is…
Fridge cold, my bottle of Ursus Premium was easy to pour. The white froth, filling my pint glass to the brim perfectly.
In the glass, the yellow, gold coloured liquid looks clear. And it would be, were it not for the massive carbonation. In the time it's taken to get this far in the description, that full, white head of froth is already half what it started out as. Hopefully it won't decay any further. I think it looks good. For a lager.
What does Ursus Premium smell of? Lager. Predictably, it has that familiar odour of blended malted barley, that most big-name lagers suffer from. Living up to its Premium billing, that smell is more delicate and ever-so-slightly more hoppily tinged than it's cousin, Timişoreana.
Finally, you've reached the part of this review that you skipped the rest for. What does Ursus Premium taste like? The first couple of gulps were uneventful. So uneventful, it may be difficult to think up words to describe it. First impressions are that it's lagery.
To elaborate, my fridge chilled Ursus Premium has a neutral, tasteless impression on the palate. But that's ok. Most lagers don't try and do anything there. Instead, it hinges on the all important aftertaste and finish. And Ursus Premium's aftertaste rolls onto the tongue smoothly, but with increasing intensity. You can feel the carbonation, and you're left with a long-lasting lagery bitterness.
Where Timişoreana was like being hit in the face with a brick made of taste. Ursus Premium is like that first big drop on a rollercoaster. It starts off slowly and smoothly, but a moment later everything's intense, and you're either loving it or wanting to stop.
What am I enjoying about Ursus Premium? A premium Pilsner style lager is usually supposed to be clean, crisp and refreshing. Bonus points if it's also easy to drink and has some distinctiveness like hoppiness. Ursus Premium, to its credit is pretty clean, crisp, refreshing and easy to drink. At least while cold. Lager boys will like it's lagery taste, an might even call it distinctive, compared to the big-name lagers. I'm just pleased to have found a drinkable Romanian lager. And that will earn you social points for originality, should you decide to bring it to a social gathering or family occasion.
What don't I like about Ursus Premium? Not everyone is going to like that taste. I can't imagine many girls enjoying that intense, bitter taste. That strange 'taste curve' it has probably won't go well with curry, although leave a comment if you've tried it. It is one of the fizziest beers I've ever tried, so it will make you burp. And, if you're not in Romania, it's going to be imported, hard to find and very expensive. For the premium you'll pay, there will be much better tasting ales to buy instead.
To sum up, Ursus Premium is a perfectly drinkable, strangely tasting lager that I've warmed to over the course of this review. Nearly at the bottom of the glass now, and I've gotten over that unusual bitterness rush. If you're in Romania, I have no problem recommending it. If you're anywhere else though, there are much better beers and ales for the price. And that makes it one mostly for the beer explorers and Romanian ex-pats.
Have you tried Ursus Premium? What did you think of it? Can you translate anything from the labels? Got and recommendations of your own, or places to buy? Then leave a comment here.
Tags:alcohol, beer, bottle, Cluj, label, lager, premium. Ursus Premium, rating, review, Romania, Romanian, ursus
Beer Review: Timişoreana
HAVE you tried Romainian beer? Neither have I. To remedy that, I brought back two interesting looking bottles from the Romanian shop in Edgware, North London. This is the first one, Timişoreana.
Breaking with Big Log tradition, I did some research first. And by research, I mean spending a couple of minutes Googling what strangers have to say. The net result is that the official Romanian language website is at http://www.serbariletimisoreana.ro/. And the best English language summary is on the Real Beer Blog; on which we learn that this is probably Romania's oldest beer (or "bere" as they prefer to call it). And that it's now owned and run by the makers of the Romanian beer that I'll post about next. Everything else, we can glean from the bottle labels themselves. I hope.
The neck label has a picture of a frothy tankard and some writing. Correct me if I'm wrong, but "Anno 1718" means that's the date the brewery dates from. Quite impressive for the region.
Down on the main front label, they've opted for a big roundel with an even bigger letter "T" in the middle.
In the middle of it all are what look like medals. The one of the left looks like a prize from "1891". The big middle one is a "Grand Prix" from 1908. And the one of the right is un-readably small.
I learnt somewhere that the Romanian language is much like the Latin world languages of Italian, French, Spanish and Portuguese. Let's put that, and my limited knowledge of Latin Indo-European linguistics to the test by attempting to make sense of the words around the edges of the label. The bottom one, I think, means something like "Best" or "First" "Made Beer in Romania". The top border might mean something about "Very" and "Traditional". Translators, help me out. What does it all mean?
If the front label left me struggling, I might as well give up on the back one.
Translators, I need your help again.
Ignoring the writing, there are things even I can understand. The 5% alcoholic volume for instance. The web address of www.serbariletimisoreana.ro and telephone number. The best before date. That this is a 0.5 litre bottle. And that it's owned by Ursus Breweries and brew-zilla, SAB Miller.
Digging a little deeper into the Romanian language, I spot the words "Bere Blondă Pasteurisată". So, it's pasteurised, not draught. Fine, but "Blondă"? Is this going to impress me by being a blonde ale and not a Pilsner style lager?
Next comes the address of the brewery. Timişoara must inspiration behind the name Timişoreana. Then comes the list of ingredients, and I'm all out of linguistic talent again.
So, big thank you to the translators out there who've done most of the describing for me, this time around. Now it's on to the fun bit. What does Timişoreana taste like?
I take a chance on it being a lager, and wait until it's fridge-cold until opening. Pouring is a doddle. That big frothy head is as controllable as any, so no counter tops to wipe down afterwards.
In the glass, it's a very fizzy looking yellow, gold colour. The head is snow white. On the nose, you get a big whiff of that malted-barley formula that most big-name Pilsner style lagers deliver. Quite grainy and ever so slightly hoppy. I'd describe it as lagery.
What does Timişoreana taste like? The first gulp was easy enough. So I promptly took another swig. Then the aftertaste hit me. First impressions are that Timişoreana is going to be a lager as subtle as Mel Gibson.
On the flavour and taste side of the equation, you get a reasonable sourness and initial bitterness. This you can skip by gulping it down, if that's your style. On the feel and aftertaste side of the equation, you get hit by just a block of lagery, malted barley bitterness. No quirks or flourishes. Just a block of simple, lagery bitterness. So brute force is it, that it's a long lasting finish. No hoppiness as far as I can tell. Just that another twist on that familiar malted barley formula.
What am I enjoying about Timişoreana? Cold from the fridge, it's easy enough to drink. It's an honest, simple, down to earth lager. That taste is distinctive. And if you judge your beers by quantity, Timişoreana could easily be your friend over the course of a football match or night out.
What don't I like about Timişoreana? It's not the most sophisticated lager I've tried. That taste is as enjoyable as meningitis, and only gets worse as it reaches room temperature. A good lager is clean, crisp and refreshing. Even while cold, it is barely refreshing. After a couple of bottles, your mouth would quickly feel like a muddy puddle. It's a little on the gassy side, too.
How can I sum up Timişoreana? If you're in Romania, where, hopefully, it's much cheaper than it is here in Britain, and you want a sub-standard lager, this is the one for you. If you have no choice and you prefer quantity over quality, Timişoreana is adequate. For the premium you pay in this country, and even in the depths of Romania, it's hard to think of a reason to choose Timişoreana over something better. If you can think of a good reason to buy Timişoreana, leave a comment. Otherwise, treat yourself to something less ghastly.
Have you tried Timişoreana? What did you think of it? Can you translate the labels? Then leave a comment here!
Tags:alcohol, beer, bere, bottle, label, lager, rating, review, Romania, Romanian, Timişoara, Timişoreana
Beer Review: Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer
A NEW beer turned up in the Brick Lane off-license a few months ago. Taking the spotlight from, but not replacing the colourful, mock-Bengali curry beer, Bangla Premium Beer, is another beer designed to compliment your curry. Costing a national deficit creating £2.95 pence, here is a bottle Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer.
Nowhere near as bright as Bangla, there's no mistaking the India and curry connection. It might say "Premium" on the label, but it looks economy. Even so, we know better than to judge a beer by its bottle.
The neck-label hints at why it really is "Premium". "Slow brewed in India" is why I hope it's going to be worth your time.
It's called "Taj Mahal" and has a photo of said Indian landmark to prove it. To hammer home the point of this beer, the label background seems to be taken from the wallpaper from a curry-house.
Cosmetics aside, it does say everything you need it to say. It has the word "lager", so you'll know where to align your expectations. It's a big 650ML bottle and the alcoholic volume is 4.5%. Normally I'd be moaning about it not being very high, but this is a curry beer. Trust me, the last thing you want to cool your mouth down with is Robinson's Old Tom Strong Ale.
Then there's the few more hints about why I'm hoping that Taj Mahal is going to turn out well. "Slow brewed in India from the finest malt & hops". First, it's brewed in India. Not a deceptive pretend-foreign beer like so many others. Second, fine ingredients are always good. There are still a lot of questions though. Let's see what the back label has to say…
Quite a lot, apparently. All of which I'd class as small-print. I know you love details so, (takes a deep breath), here goes…
Ingredients are "barley malt, adjuncts, hops for bitterness". Some hoppiness is good for a lager. But what the heck are "adjuncts"? Leave a comment if you know.
It's "best served chilled" and you need to "consume within day of opening". Whether that means it'll still be good to top-up your hangover with your Pot Noodle breakfast the next morning is unclear.
It is, I'm utterly delighted to report, "Produce of India for export". It was even "Brewed under license from United Breweries Limited, Bangalore, India by Blossom Industries Ltd., Village Jani Vankad Nani Daman 396 210".
Also on there are the details of the imported and exporter. The Hertfordshire based importer is SOP International Ltd, with a website at www.sopinternational.com and a homepage at http://www.sopinternational.com/d-chi467-taj-mahal-taj-mahal-premium-lager-beer/. The Indian exporter is UB Global with a website at www.ub-global.com and an interesting beer page at http://www.ub-global.com/beer.html.
And that's all the small-print. So, what does Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer taste like? How does it compare to the other curry beers? Not just the against specialists like Bangla, Cobra and Kingfisher, but the ones that get it spot-on by accident, like Grolsch and Holsten Pils. It's time to find out.
This fridge cold bottle poured so easily, not even I made it glug. Much. For those of you, like me, who don't do Euro measuring, 650 millilitres (the size of this bottle) is more than a Pint glass can hold. As I discovered.
What does Taj Mahal look like? In the glass, it's predictably Pilsner lager yellow. Very carbonated, yet it only manages a thin, patchy layer of foam. It really is very fizzy. So much so, the fizzing is audible.
What does Taj Mahal smell like? If you've ever sniffed a Pilsner lager before, you'll have a good idea. It has that familiar whiff of malted barley. At this stage, I was hoping to smell at least a some hoppiness. But alas, I can detect none.
What does Taj Mahal taste like? The first two gulps are easy ones. Being a lager, especially one for your curry, you might not expect it to have flavour. And… it doesn't.
A good curry beer needs to be refreshing, clean and crisp, ideally with a mild, bitterness. And a few gulps in, that seems to be what Taj Mahal is. While it's cold, it feels refreshing, clean and crisp. But does it have the bitter, hoppy finish? It is slow brewed and even mentions "hops for bitterness" on the label. Apparently, they didn't add all that many hops. You just can't taste them. You do get one of the gentlest, mildest bitter finishes of any lager, ever. Will that be enough to soothe your mouth from chilli agony? Only partly, I suspect.
What am I liking about Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer? While it's cold, it is supremely easy to drink. Even not beer drinkers will be fine. It is very accessible to the curry munching masses that frequent Brick Lane every evening. If you like your lagers to be clean, crisp and refreshing, Taj Mahal fits the bill nicely. Rather surprisingly, it's not gassy. And it's one of the few that comes in bigger-than-a-pint 650ml bottles.
What am I disliking about Taj Mahal? That drinkability and refreshment comes at the expense of watery-ness. It is very light and watery. Normally I like that in a lager. But for something that's "slow brewed" and so bloody expensive, you expect more than fizzy water. And that leads onto the next issue. The price. I wouldn't mind so much if it was exclusive ale brewed with myrrh. But it's a curry beer, to be drunk in vast quantities because your mouth is on fire. With so little in the flavour and taste department, it's also lacking anything to differentiate it, or to add any charm. And, as it gradually reaches room temperature, which it inevitably will, it loses some of the crisp, refreshing-ness.
How can I sum up Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer? I would like to try it with a curry because it would probably do rather well. At least while it's cold, it is crisp and refreshing enough to extinguish the inferno raging in your mouth during a curry.
Compared to my other curry favourites, it's no failure. But neither does it win. It's just lacking something in the taste department that the others have. Something hoppy. If you're having a night out, need a beer for your curry and have the money to spend, Taj Mahal is perfectly fine.
Normally, I like simple, cheap, watery lagers. They're honest and drinkable, so I rate them highly. Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer though is slow brewed and expensive. Sure, Taj Mahal is fine, but cheap lagers a third of the price are at least as good. For that, I'm rating it low.
Have you tried Taj Mahal Premium Lager Beer? What did you think of it?
Leave your comments and recommendations down here.
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Beer Review: Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager
REGULAR Budweiser Budvar lager turned out well in the end. Especially after discovering that it needs to be cooled to Arctic temperatures to taste good. So it's with lots of optimism and some trepidation for the comments section that I face a bottle of Budvar's cousin; Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager. From one of a growing number of London shops that sells it, for a price I can't remember. It's also my first dark lager.
So far, so similar. It looks just like ordinary Budvar, but with a black bottle and matching neck foil and labels.
The front label is little changed either. Apart from the colour scheme and words "Imported Dark Lager".
All of which is good news, because it means I don't have to describe every little detail again. And again. Instead, we can go straight to the back label.
Same layout as common Budvar, but this time with enough changes to warrant a little more of your time until we get to the interesting bit. That's because this one has a completely different story behind it. This one talks about "finest available ingredients", "devotion to the brewers art" and "an inimiatable flavour straight from the heart of darkness".
Down on the ingredients list, and here's the first sign of what the alcoholic volume is. At 4.7%, it's nothing to be embarrassed about. Why are they hiding it?
The ingredients, which if you bought this kind of beer, you're probably interested in, do indeed look good. They are "water from artesian wells, barley malt (Pale, Munich, Caramel, Roasted), Saaz hops." That's the sort of ingredients list you'd expect of ale. Not a lager. So I'm guessing this will take the route of being a lager that wants to be ale. Like the sublime Pilsner Urquell or Samuel Adams Boston Lager.
For the detail fanatics, this Budvar has the same EU Protected Geographical Indication as the other Budvar. It has the same UK importer. And the same web address, which is www.original-budweiser.cz. It's in the same 500ml bottle. Surprisingly, it is a little weaker at 4.7% alcoholic volume instead of 5%. And like its cousin, the label shouts at you to "Serve Cold!" After last time, I intend to do just that.
So here's the interesting bit. What does it look like? What does it smell like? How does it compare to normal Budvar and to the other best lagers the world has to offer? I can't wait to find out.
First impressions leave me speechless. It's by far the darkest lager I've ever seen. It's dark ale, porter or stout darkness. I thought the bottle was brown or black, but it wasn't. It's a normal green Budvar bottle that happens to contain the only lager I've seen that you could mistake for the famous Irish brew. Apart from the head. It's a patchy, creamy white. Nothing to worry you during pouring.
What does Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager smell like? A quick sniff promptly reveals that familiar odour of roasted barley. Again, just like a dark ale, porter or stout. Incredible for a lager. Though I should have seen this coming. The ingredients list did say it had roasted barley malt. It goes to show what an immense difference that little fact makes.
So, what does this cold, nearly full pint of Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager taste like? The first gulp is a very satisfying one. And one that seems a million miles from any over lager experience. Is this really a lager? It tastes like a dark ale, porter or stout. Which shouldn't be a surprise seeing as it looks and smells like one.
What can I taste exactly? A few more gulps in, and I'm beginning to make some sense of it. On the flavour side of the equation, you're reminded that this is indeed still a lager. There's little more than a slight savoury bitterness. Quite light, clean and refreshing. Then, smoothly arriving, is the aftertaste. This goes into a mixture of lagery bitterness and long lasting ale, porter or stout style roasted flavour and taste combo. It's dry and mildly bitter, but without the sharp "bite" you get with lots of lagers. It also tastes much more full bodied and heavier and more syrupy than most lagers. More like, you guessed it, a porter.
What am I enjoying about Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager? As already worked out, I'm thoroughly enjoying this perplexing brew. Partly because it is such a mystery. If you insist on calling it a lager, it is the most un-lager like I've ever tasted. You could give it to an ale pan, tell them it's a porter and most probably wouldn't argue. With that potential for mischief and the originality and distinctiveness, Budvar Dark is off to a flying start.
I love how it's got some of the best of ale and lager. It's crisp and refreshing but also rich, tasty and satisfying. I like very much how smooth and easy to drink it is. It's not too gassy. And you can just tell it's well made with excellent ingredients.
What aren't I enjoying about Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager? Not much. What little I can find is mostly nitpicking. Because it feels so much like ale, I'm left wishing it had more interesting and unusual flavours. Like an ale. If you really like ale, why not buy a real one with the complexity you get with it? Also, that roasted taste is going to quickly stop feeling refreshing, and it's still expensive and hard to find here.
How can one possibly sum up Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager after just one bottle? Which reminds me, I better buy some more. So far, Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager is possibly the most intriguing, distinctive and delicious lagers I've ever tried. It's firmly up there with the favourites. It's also a great stepping stone for you to wean your friends off big name lager and onto proper beer. Outstanding lager action. But if you love this stuff, why not just get dark ale, porter or stout instead?
Have you tried Budweiser Budvar Imported Dark Lager? What did you think of it? Leave your opinions, corrections, translations, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
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Beer Review: Marston's Oyster Stout
THE streets outside are covered with snow. The temperatures are freezing. What I need is a rich, warming, Winter drink. What I have, is a bottle of Marston's Oyster Stout which cost a whopping £1.99 pence from the Bethnal Green Food Center.
It's not the first Marston's I've tried. Pedigree and Old Empire Original Export India Pale Ale were both perfectly fine. Just completely unmemorable. This though, is a stout. And stouts can be much more fun.
On the neck of the Marston's bottle, is the Marston's neck label. Cricketests might be interested to know that Marston's is the ECB "Official Beer of England".
The front-label is a traditional beer bottle roundel. It's all very traditional and very Marston's. The alcoholic volume is 4.5%. It's "Brewed at the Marston's Brewery, Burton Upon Trent". And they describe the stout tersely with three simple words: "Dark" "Rich" "Smooth". All the kind of words you want to sum up your stout to be.
Then it all gets a bit different. I've never put the words "Oyster" and "Stout" together in the same sentence before. And the pictures are positively coastal. A long way from the industrial west-midlands that strings to mind with Marston's.
Let's see if the back label can proffer some explanation.
Yes it can. Albeit it a tenuous one. Above the big "Marston's Don't Compromise" banner is the description we've been looking for. They describe it as "dark in colour with a mocha coloured head and a slight fruity aroma with a hint of chocolate. It delivers a rich, smooth, full bodied flavour"
Then comes the oyster and seafood connection as they inform us what it might go with: "the ideal accompaniment to eating oysters and other shellfish or just on its own". Possibly the most tenuous beer name connection yet.
Most of the label is small print in several different languages. To save you time, I'll rattle off the main details. The website listed is the long-winded www.marstonsdontcompromise.com. They apparently use lightweight bottles that are better to the environment. But bad news for those of us who like beer bottles built like nuclear bunkers.
The full name and address of Marston's Brewery is printed on there. A complete list of ingredients isn't. It's your typical 500ml bottle, which, at 4.5% alcoholic volume, comes in at an unremarkable 2.3 UK units of alcohol.
With that out of the way, we can get to the interesting bit. What does Marston's Oyster Stout taste like? How does it compare to other stouts? Will I like it and should you buy it? Let's find out.
With no glugging, Marston's Oyster Stout is easy-peasy to pour. The thin head you get at the end quickly collapses into a thin patchy layer of coffee colour. The drink itself is as black as stout. Which is a good thing.
What does Marston's Oyster Stout smell like? The label promises a "slightly fruity aroma with a hint of chocolate". And do you know what? That's pretty much how it smells. It has that fruity hoppy smell that you get with some ales that aren't stouts. But you also get a slight whiff of the roasted chocolate smell you get with stouts and darker ales. It smells breezy and good.
What does Marston's Oyster Stout taste like? The first two sips are powerful ones. On the flavour side of the equation, there's not much to write about. Just a mild, slightly roasted malty flavour. I think. It's hard to tell because whatever flavour was there on your tongue is immediately swept away by a torrent of aftertaste. And that aftertaste just isn't as interesting as I hoped it would be.
As far as I can tell, it's mostly just plain old bitter-sweetness. The bitterness has the edge of the sweetness. And it all feels quite dry. There's not much more to say. That bitterness lasts a long time. It is, just like the label promised, "rich, smooth" and "full bodied". It's all of those things. But where's the fruitiness and chocolate that it hinted at being capable of? Those things would have lifted it above mediocrity.
What am I enjoying about Marston's Oyster Stout? Ignore the niggles, and it's still a very good drink. I like how light and easy to drink it is. For a stout. I like how quickly you get used to the initial punch delivered to your taste buds. I like how well balanced the taste is. And I like how rich, smooth and full-bodied it is, at the same time as being drinkable. All things that point to good ingredients, a good recipe and a well made brew.
What aren't I enjoying about Marston's Oyster Stout? I've already said it. It could have stood out from the crowd by doing something a bit different. It hinted that it could do fruity and chocolaty, but it didn't have the courage to go through with it. And that's a pity. The strong taste, before you get used to it, will put some people off. It's a little but gassy. And, at least down south, it's hard to find and expensive.
How can I sum up Marston's Oyster Stout? It's not bad, but it could be so much better if they'd had the courage to pull off something original. As it is, there are better stouts and more interesting, easier to drink ales. Most of which also go just as well with sea food. So a lot like the other two Marston's. Good, but lacking inspiration. This is one for the stout fans out there.
Have you tried Marston's Oyster Stout? What did you think of it? Leave your opinions, corrections, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
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Beer Review: Švyturys Švyturio
GOOD news! I've 'discovered' a new East European shop in London's East-End. Called Russkiye or Russkija or something similar (I'll have to check), they are on Bethnal Green's Cambridge Heath Road. Expect some fun oddities to appear on these pages over the next few months.
As a start, I picked up a £1.45 pence bottle of Švyturys Švyturio. Why did I choose this, when the same Lithuanian brewers' Ekstra and Ekstra Draught were so unmemorable? Curiosity. And I like the people from the Baltic states. So it would be useful if I could find something from there that I like, besides Estonia's excellent Viru.
So here it is. A bottle of Švyturys Švyturio. It's a brown bottle.
Is there anything worth mentioning on the neck-label?
No. It has the familiar (to anyone who has had a Švyturys before) crest, and the rather impressive date of 1784. The big, sort-of-roundel front-label is the real place to case your eyes.
The middle has the big "Švyturys" name and crest logo. Under it, the words "Alus" and "Beer" provide us with a useful translation for that all important word, should one ever be thirsty in Lithuania. There's a picture of the barley and hops. And, under the Švyturio name, are words which must surely translate into the vital statistics. This must mean that this is your regular 0.5L bottle, and the beer is your Continental standard of 5.0% alcoholic volume.
There's a red border. Which is important because in Lithuania, they know this beer simply as "Red". The last little detail you notice is the very welcome "Lietuva". Welcome because it must be the Lithuanian for 'Lithuania'. And that's good, because it means that it wasn't produced here before being dressed up to look imported, like some big name brands.
So the front-label didn't say much about what it will taste like. Will the back-label have much to say?
No. There's almost nothing worth reading on this side of the bottle. We discover that it's been "pasteurized". There's what looks like some sort of description in Lithuanian. In English, there's the very briefest of ingredients lists. There's what looks like the name and address of the brewer. A Švyturys-Utenos alus, from a city called Utena.
There's an incomprehensible formulae to contend with. "Storage Conditions: +2 ÷ +20 °C" is the first time I've seen an equation on a beer bottle. Finally, there's a web address of www.svyturys.lt. To save you time, the English language homepage for Švyturio is at http://www.svyturys.lt/en/main/info/production/svyturio. According to which, Švyturio will have a taste somewhere in between that of the rich Ekstra and of light and watery Gintarinis; which I haven't yet tried.
What am I hoping for with Švyturys Švyturio. Not much. I'm keeping those expectations low, in the hope of being impressed. It is, I presume, Pilsner style lager beer, so the hopes are for some taste of hoppiness and a light, refreshing and drinkable beer that isn't watery. Will it manage that? There's only one way to find out.
In my pint glass, my fridge cooled Švyturys Švyturio looks much like any other lager. Carbonated and pale yellow, with a thin white head.
What does Švyturys Švyturio smell of? Not a lot. You'd be hard-pressed to notice the slight whiff of hops.
What does Švyturys Švyturio taste like? The first couple of gulps are easy enough. The website described it as having a "rich taste and bitter freshness of hops". That seems as good a description as any. I think I can reduce it even more. It's a lager, and one of the most lagery lagers I've tried.
With no flavour, it's all in the taste. This one has a mild take on the familiar malted barley theme. Where it really delivers is in that familiar lagery "bite", so beloved of lager heads. And it's a bitterness that lasts, long after the gulp.
What am I like about Švyturys Švyturio? I admire its straightforward lagery-ness. Instead of taking the full-taste or light route of its cousins, it is instead hitting the lager mainstream right in the face. It is light and crisp. It tastes like they used good quality ingredients. All of which make it fairly drinkable.
What aren't I enjoying about Švyturys Švyturio? The same thing I admire it for. That most lagery of lagery-ness. Just personal taste mind. Bear that in mind before you fire off an angry comment. I've never liked that lagery "bite" that this, and others have. Compared to the great lagers, it doesn't have the hoppy character. And that "bite" makes it less drinkable, and less refreshing than other lagers.
I'm not a fan of Švyturys Švyturio. But I'm sure a lot of you lager heads will love it. As a lager, it's good. But I'll have to keep looking for that favourite Lithuanian beer.
Have you tried Švyturys Švyturio? What did you think of it? Leave your translations, corrections, opinions, recommendations and places to buy, here, in the comments.
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Beer Review: Young's Kew Gold
THE Bethnal Green Food Center has been useful lately. Over the last few weeks, they've sold more bottle conditioned British ales than I knew existed. Here is my most recent purchase. A £1.99 pence bottle of Young's Kew Gold.
This is the same Young's that brought us Special London Ale and Luxury Double Chocolate Stout. And part of the same Wells & Young's behind Banana Bread Beer and Bombardier Satanic Mills. As such, hopes are high and the bottle looks very familiar.
Why do I like bottle conditioned ales? Who wants yeast floating around in their drink? Simple. It turbo-charges the flavour, and it's divisive. And that makes for interesting comments at the end of this post.
Back to this particular bottle, and the neck-label is where a lot of the detail lives.
It informs us that it was "inspired by hops grown at the Royal Botanic Gardens, Kew." And that some of the money from each sale of this bottle, goes to support Kew. I like that fact, because it muddies the waters for people who like to take a moral stand on beer.
Lastly, they describe it as "Light, golden & full-flavoured with a refreshing bite." And that it is "Perfect with grilled marinated chicken or pasta". That all sounds very run-of-the-mill for an ale. Where's the quirkiness and imagination?
The small-print lives on the back of the neck-label.
And it's almost identical to the small-print on every other Wells & Young's bottle of beer. Is has their full, Bedford postal address. It has their web address of www.wellsandyoungs.co.uk. But this one has one more. Because of the Kew connection, it also has the address of www.kew.org. If you want to know about the Royal Botanic Gardens at Kew, it is a very good website, indeed. I'll have to re-visit it when I stop being young.
With the neck-label done, it's onwards and downwards to the front-label.
Although, frankly, there's not much reason to look down here. It's pleasant and green looking. There's a simple picture of a bunch of hops. And the live, bottle conditioning is the main marketing point. "Bottle Conditioned Ale" takes pride of place above the Young's 1831 rams head logo.
Along the bottom of the label is the main selling point: "Matured live in the bottle for a fresher taste". Along with the vital statistics either side. That this is a typical 500ml bottle (why not a proper pint?) with a modest 4.8% alcoholic volume.
Next is the back-label. Again, much the same as the back-labels for most other Wells & Young's beer, so I won't waste your time by going through every tiny detail.
Helpfully, the back-label opens with a bit more detail. Their choice of words for the benefits of bottle conditioning are that it's for a "fresher taste". They talk about how you can pour it slowly if you don't want it cloudy. How you should store it upright. And that it's best served between 10 and 12 degree Celsius. By chance, that's exactly how chilly my flat is.
Sadly, it's nowhere near strong enough to help me get over the cold of my flat. At a moderate 4.8% alcoholic volume, and in a standard 500ml bottle, Kew Gold comes in at 2.4 UK units of alcohol.
The only other details worth mentioning are the ingredients. Well, maybe not. But here they are anyway: "natural mineral water, malted barley, hops, yeast". Nothing suspicious. Just good, normal, ale ingredients.
So, what does Young's Kew Gold taste like? Will I like it? And will I think you should buy it? Will the yeasty goodness be worth it? Let's find out.
It poured easily enough. Certainly much easier than the European wheat beers. It wasn't cloudy at all until I gave the bottle the old Bavarian-swirl near the bottle. That 'livened' up the glass. All without overflowing it.
True to the label description, the hue is golden. The head quickly collapsed to a network of white patches. It's cloudy, but not overly opaque and looks well carbonated.
What does Young's Kew Gold? Smell of? Not that much, and not very strongly. You need to give it a good sniff to detect that it's all hops. A couple more sniffs, and you realise that it smells good, in a pleasant, hoppy way. Fruity, spicy and a bit malty are the words I'll go with on the smell.
What does Young's Kew Gold taste like? The first gulp started easily enough. As soon as the aftertaste kicks in, your mouth is swamped by the hoppiest taste I've had out of a bottle. And that brought with it that familiar hoppy bitterness. It still caught me off-guard.
A few more sips and I'm starting to make some sense of the flavours and tastes in Young's Kew Gold. On the flavour side of the equation, there's not much to say. It's got a light, savoury, slightly leading bitterness. No flavours really stand out. At least none that my tongue was aware of.
The aftertaste is what Young's Kew Gold is all about. It has a very full, hoppy, agricultural taste. At first, I was overwhelmed by it and the bitterness, but a third of the way through now, I'm not so sure. It's turned into a light, smooth and strangely refreshing beverage. Almost a complete 180 degree from where it was on that first gulp.
Nearing half-way through, and what am I enjoying about Young's Kew Gold? A admit it. I wasn't expecting any surprises when I cracked it open. So I'm genuinely happy to have had a couple. I like how immensely hoppy it tastes at first. I like how that will put off the less intrepid beer drinkers, meaning you're in an exclusive club if you've got this far. It also scores it points for distinctiveness. I very much like how easy it is to get used to it, and how well it becomes drinkable and smooth. I like how it's taken the light and refreshing summery ale and put a very hoppy twist in it. And I like how it gives money to the Royal Botanic Gardens of Kew, even though I'd rather experience mild electrocution than learn about foliage.
What aren't I enjoying about Young's Kew Gold? That massive, initial hoppiness isn't going to win it any lager or alco-pop friends. Personally, I'd like more interesting flavours, not just pure hoppiness. With such a hoppy beer, it would be good if the labels told us what hops and malts they used in the brew. It's a little on the gassy side. It's expensive and hard to find. And, here, now, in a cold flat, in winter, it's just not right. Summer, or at least spring, is where Young's Kew Gold belongs.
To sum up, Young's Kew Gold is one of the hoppiest tasting ales I've ever tried. Do I like it? Yes, but despite myself. I didn't want to, but it's grown on me. Was the bottle conditioning worth it? For the distinctive, hoppy quality, yes. Should you buy it? In the right season, if you like strong, hoppy ale, if you can find it and afford it, then yes. Definitely.
Have you tried Young's Kew Gold? What did you think of it? Leave your comments, corrections, opinions and places to buy, here in the comments
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Beer Review: Suma Penumbra Organic Stout
BACK to beer, and this time something, hopefully, as interesting as it is expensive. For £2.69 pence from the Bethnal Green Food Center, here is a bottle of Suma Penumbra Organic Stout. Why did I choose it when they also had a bottle of Suma blonde ale which also looked good? Simple. Every little brewery has a go at a blonde-this or golden-that. If Suma are taking the risk of stout production, I'm going to applaud them by trying it.
Interesting looking bottle, isn't it? That funny shape neck should make pouring interesting. Talking of interesting, have a look at the label. Abandoning tradition, they've gone for a stylish up, to the minute design on a big wrap around label. With so much black, Penumbra looks different to just about everything else on the shop shelf.
With a nod to traditional roundels, this one has a spooky photo of a half-moon. And, for some reason, the name Penumbra is in a font more at home on anarchist newsletters. If nothing else, Suma are going to corner the market in stout for emo students.
Around the edge of the 'roundel', we learnt that Suma is not a normal company at all, but a workers' cooperative. That makes it the first beer I've tried where the brewery is managed and owned by the people that work there. It's as if they've made a list of everything a normal beer is, and then set about trying to do it all differently.
The left-side of the label continues in a similar vein. They start, though, with a description. They describe it as a "Rich black stout containing chocolate malt mixed with oats and wheat, Pemumbra Organic Stout has a full and creamy roasted flavour with aromas of orange, citrus and berry". Two reactions to that… First, it sounds delicious. Second, it sounds a bit like the excellent Young's Luxury Double Chocolate Stout.
Then the label goes bonkers. First with a suggestion of drinking it when the moon is out. Then with a health warning you could either describe as the most public spirited yet. Or the most patronising. Suma is a cooperative, so I'll assume they were aiming for caring public health message. At only 2.4 UK units of alcohol, there's no reason to panic. More proof of their lefty inclination can be found littering the bottom. Penumbra Organic Stout has full organic certification and a vegan logo. Fortunately, they also have a "CAMRA says this is Real Ale" symbol.
Next comes the list of ingredients, and you have to give them credit for detail. They could have just said 'malted barley' and been done with it. Instead, Suma have gone above and beyond, not just listing darn near ingredient, but denoting if it's organic. The highlights for the beer-nerds out there are Pale Ale, Wheat, Chocolate and Crystal malts, Pacific Gem and First Gold hops and orange peel. Even I, with my miniscule knowledge of how beer is made, know that that is a lot of ingredients.
Over on the right-side of the label are what I call the 'story', the small-print and the vital statistics.
The highlights from the 'story' is that Suma comes from the Calder Valley, where they've bagged an ex-pat "Dutch Master Brewer". The good news continues by learning that this is bottle conditioned beer. That spells yeast sediment and all the adding interesting-ness that comes from it. Unusually though, they recommend serving it clear, by stopping pouring when you spot yeast sediment in the neck of the bottle. That would explain the funny looking neck. It does mean you won't have the novelty of swirling the last of the contents to get the yeast out, so drinkers who can't stand cloudy beer will be happy.
Down to the small-print now, and there's a postal address in case you want to write them a letter. They also have a telephone number and an email address.com. Deciphering the email address lands us at the Suma homepage at http://www.suma.coop/. After a surprisingly tough search, I eventually tracked down the Penumbra Organic Stout homepage at http://sumawholesale.com/index.php/branded-goods/beers/suma-penumbra-stout-organic-12-x-500ml-rt214.html. It doesn't look like Suma are set up for consumers just yet.
Lastly, those vital statistics. This is your regular 500ml bottle and the stout within has an ABV of 4.8%. Presumably that makes it a little more middle of the road than, say, the politics of the people behind Suma.
Hopes are high for Suma Penumbra Organic Stout. Will it be as quirky and interesting as the bottle is? There's only one way to find out…
In the glass, the most expensive stout I've ever tried looks the part. Almost totally black, it's topped by a thin, cream head. But ignore that. It's the smell you should concentrate on.
What does Suma Penumbra Organic Stout smell of? The label says orange, citrus and berry. Whatever it is, it's complex, rich and good. The sort of odours you want an expensive and interesting beer to smell of. It sort of reminds me of fruit cake or Christmas pudding, so I'll go along with citrus and berry.
What does Suma Penumbra Organic Stout taste like? The label describes a "full and creamy roasted flavour". Just like with the smell, my tongue on my first, and very pleasant sip can't disagree. Packed with more malty types than I thought existed, I can't help wondering what happened to them. And all the other ingredients. It takes a couple more sips to figure out that they didn't disappear. Rather they're all doing their jobs in the subtlest of ways. That makes it complex and interesting, but a challenge to try and describe.
How can I possibly describe the flavour of a stout that has more unusual ingredients than a meal prepared by Heston Blumenthal? The creamy roasted flavour is just the starting point. Unlike most other stouts and dark ales, that roasted-ness is much gentler. More like a porter. In this brew, that gives the other flavours and tastes room to breathe.
What does it all add up to? A combination of flavours and tastes that goes something like this… creamy roasted-ness with a hint of citrus and fruit. Smoothly and effortlessly followed by tastes of malt and hops. All wrapped up in a dry, understaded, rich, exceptionally well balanced and very satisfying package. You could probably write an essay on how it tastes, but that paragraph will have to do.
Half-way through the bottle, and there are a few things I'm enjoying about Suma Penumbra Organic Stout. I love how quirky and different it is. One of the things the world loves about British ales is how eccentric and full of character they are. Penumbra Organic Stout is no exception. I love how distinctive and interesting it is. I love that it manages that without being difficult to drink. It's practically girl-friendly. I like how it smells and that it is bottle conditioned. I like how different it looks
What don't I like about Suma Penumbra Organic Stout? I don't like how difficult it is to find, and how expensive it is in shops that only bought in a small quantity of bottles. It's a little gassy. And I am somewhat amazed that with all those ingredients, it doesn't shout more strong and unexpected flavours at you. A tiny bit more risk-taking in the flavour department would be welcome by those of us who pay through the nose for unusual beers. That said, these are minor quibbles.
How can I sum up Suma Penumbra Organic Stout? It is one of the most distinctive and delicious stouts I've ever tried. Which, admittedly, isn't that many. I'll happily drink it again, though I'll probably need a mortgage to afford another bottle. If you find it, and you can afford it, even if you don't normally drink stout, buy a bottle of Penumbra Organic Stout. In a sentence, an interesting and satisfying drink.
Have you tried Suma Penumbra Organic Stout? Have you tried another other Suma beer or cider? What did you think? Leave your opinions, corrections, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
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Beer Review: Samuel Adams Boston Lager
AMERICANS are brilliant. They leave some of the best comments on this blog. And they keep mentioning a beer that they like called 'Samuel Adams'. At long last, that beer has started turning up in British shops. It's great that they finally sorted out distribution in this country. But it leaves me with a problem. If I 'review' it and like it, my Sam Adams loving friends will be delighted. If I try it and hate it, then my polite and informative American readers will be somewhat irked. Still, it'll be fun to see what happens. So, for an expensive £1.19 pence, on a very fine line, here is a bottle of Samuel Adams Boston Lager.
As bottle's go, it's brown and fairly plain. For some reason, the stuff you normally read on the back-label is up on the neck label where you wouldn't normally think to look for it.
For added quirkiness, they split paragraph with the first half on the left and second half on the right of the "Samuel Adams" logo. But quirkiness is good. I like that.
It's good to read the sort of description that you normally find on an ale. About the care, attention to detail and recipe that goes back generations.
Rotating it around to read the rest, and it keeps getting better. We get the names of hops. And interesting, those aren't names I remember reading on anything I've tried so far. So extra marks for distinctive ingredients.
Then they take the risk. "No other American lager matches this rich robust and complex taste", finishing with a pretend signature from Jim Koch. The cynic in me says that that means it's only average because of the dire state of American brewing. The optimist says that there's plenty I've not tried yet, and that Samuel Adams Boston Lager must be something special. Either way. It's a brave statement.
Down on the front-label, and there's a big, traditional looking roundel.
…a label that gives me déjà vu. I've seen it before somewhere…
I think it looks good. And so does the Samuel Adams one.
"The Boston Beer Company", "Product of USA" and "America's World-Class Beer" all add to the sense that this should be good, and not mass-produced fizz.
Oddly, the small print is tucked into two flappy bits either ride of the roundel. One the left is the address of The Boston Beer Company in Boston, Massachusetts. On the other side is some recycling information for other countries and the all important vital statistics. This is an unusual 355ml bottle. Until you realise that it was designed with fluid ounces in mind, which case one of the numerous online converters brings it to 12 oz. Does that sound normal to you? The alcoholic volume is 4.8% which is unremarkable for a lager. Neither strong nor weak.
Is there a back label? Yes there is. Is it worth reading? Not really.
It is literally a list of importers. Here in Britain, the rather excellent Shepherd Neame of Kent arranged this bottle's arrival on the shop shelves.
So, what does Samuel Adams Boston Lager taste like? Will I like it as much as our friends over the pond do? For the sake of the comments at the end of this post, I sure hope so.
The fun and quirky touches keep coming. On the underside of the bottle-top, yes, the side that's inside the bottle, is a proudly displayed "#25 Brussels Gold 2000 International Award Winner". Well done chaps.
In the glass, it froths up, but the head collapses fairly sharpish into a lumpy layer. Must say, I was surprised at how dark it is. It's a kind of copper-y amber colour with an almost cream head. It looks well carbonated, but not too fizzy.
What does Samuel Adams Boston Lager smell of? First reaction was "it smells good for a lager". Almost every pilsner style lager beer I've sniffed has some variation on the malted barley formula. Very few stretch that into something distinctive, but Samuel Adams Boston Lager seems to have managed it. Unbelievable, I think it smells of hoppy spiciness and biscuit malt. Normally, you'd only read those words in a review of English ale.
What does Samuel Adams Boston Lager taste like? The first sip is a good one. A very good one in fact. Much like the smell, it's almost like drinking ale. Some people won't like that, but I do.
To elaborate a bit, because it is an ale, it still can't manage much in the flavour department. All I can pick up there is a hint of savoury malty. It's the aftertaste where Samuel Adams Boston Lager comes to life and where it makes a bold stride away from the crowd. The finish is tingly, tangy, salty, hoppy and spicy and a little bit malty. All this makes it bitter overall, but balanced and with a long and quite smooth finish.
With most of the bottle now gone, what am I enjoying about Samuel Adams Boston Lager? Thankfully, quite a lot. I love how different it is to almost every lager I've tried. That scores it serious points for distinctiveness. I love how it's a lager trying to be an ale. I like the hoppy taste that you normally have to buy an expensive bottle of ale for. I like how it looks and smells different. I like how not many people this side of the pond know about it yet. And I like what a funny size it is, sitting uncomfortably between smaller and bigger Euro bottles on the shop shelf.
What aren't I like about Samuel Adams Boston Lager? Fortunately for the comments section of the post, not that much. First, I'm burping more than usual, so it's a gassy drink. It is quite bitter and strong tasting, so I won't be getting any girls to try it any time soon. Incidentally, if you are a girl who likes Samuel Adams Boston Lager, leave your thoughts in the comments. It's also unlikely to appeal to the committed lager drinker, unless you're using this as a stepping stone to real ale. That puts it in an awkward spot between what you think of as lagers and ales. It's not as crisp and refreshing as other good lagers and not as complex and flavourful as ale. It's also rather expensive.
How can I sum up Samuel Adams Boston Lager? It is that rare thing. A lager that truly is different. One of those few that thinks it's an ale. It is better than any of the mass-produced American lagers I've tried by miles. I'm going to buy it again.
Have you tried Samuel Adams Boston Lager what did you think of it? Can you correct any of the mistakes that you've spotted in my 'review'? Do please leave your opinions, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments section.
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Beer Review: Brakspear Triple
THIS is Brakspear Triple. From ASDA in London's Isle of Dog, it's the first Brakspear I've tried. And boy, have I thrown myself into the deep-end.
You just know that it's going to be something special. Something backed-up when you look at the neck-label.
On the sides of the classy "Brakspear III' logo is an award.
Brakspear Triple was "Silver Medal Winner" at "The Brewing Industry International Awards 2005". And that raises my expectations one notch higher.
Down on the front-label, and Brakspear have taken to the trend of putting their back-label on the front.
It's not bad. You just feel that an olde roundel would fit better, if you know what I mean. Especially as it's "Since 1779".
The bee logo is a mystery to me. There's probably some sort of funny story about it online, but I haven't got that far yet. So it'll remain a mystery for now. Unless you're a rule-breaking reader who scrolls down.
Where a picture of some sort would normally be, you instead find a quote by the head brewer. You can tell it's by him, because it has his unreadable signature by it. He describes Brakspear Triple thusly: "Thanks to the two fermentations in the Brakspear 'Double Drop' system and another in the bottle, this highly aromatic and satisfying strong beer delivers its rich flavour with subtlety and balance".
If you've already spotted the big "Alc. 7.2% Vol." and "Bottle Conditioned", your hopes and expectations will be creeping even higher. Three very good things are leaping out at me from all of this. First, it sounds delicious. Second, it's a bottle conditioned British ale with yeast sediment floating around, which is hard to find and turbo-charges that flavour. And third, it's shaping up to be no compromise strong ale of the sort you don't see enough of.
Down at the bottom of the front-label is another thing you don't see very often. Next to the pretend stamp saying "Quality Brewing Tradition Since 1779" is a unique bottle number. I've got "B262633". What do you have? Leave your number in the comments at the end of the post.
On the other side, the back-label continues on the, erm, back.
No wonder some of the back-label made it onto the front. There's not enough room for a single punctuation mark on here. In fact, having to work through it all is what put me off getting around to 'reviewing' this bottle in the first place.
Starting at the top (because you have to start somewhere), we get a nice and detailed little description. Plenty of ingredient names and brewing details for the beer buffs and taste descriptions for the rest of us. And it goes "Crystal, Black, and Maris Otter pale malts provide the backbone of this outstanding rich beer. Hope are added three times to provide a good balance between bitterness and fragrance. Then, bottle-conditioning allows the flavours of this beer to develop further complexity as it matures."
All very interesting and yummy. Then comes something that elevates it even further. What you can do is use the bottle number on the front of the bottle and their website at www.brakspear-beers.co.uk to find out when the bottle was filled. To test their claim, I went to the website to investigate. I managed to avoid getting distracted by their other beers to find the Triple homepage at http://www.brakspear-beers.co.uk/brakspear2006_packaged.htm. Well I say homepage, it's more a section half-way down the page, with a table of bottle numbers. A bit of effort reveals that this bottle was filled on the 26th of May, 2009. Interesting, but not the interactive experience that got my hopes up at the start of this paragraph. The date is also not that long ago. I'm tempted to leave it longer for it to bottle condition some more. But I won't.
The comes the ever welcome sediment advice. This one advises that "this beer can be enjoyed cloudy, or wait for the sediment to settle and pour carefully for a clear sparkling glass". Which shall I do? The Bavarian swirl for as much sediment as I can get. That should turn the taste dial to eleven.
Then we get to the small-print. It turns out that Brakspear is a Marston's brand, and that it comes from Wolverhampton. That means that this bottle of Brakspear Triple needs only to be average to be possibly the best thing to come out of Wolverhampton.
Finally we get to a small group of symbols. First is the welcome sight of "CAMRA says this is Real Ale". Now that's something you want on your bottle of British beer. For those that care, this 500ml bottle (why not a full pint?) at 7.2% alcoholic volume weighs in at 3.6 UK units of alcohol. That's your whole day's worth of units in a single bottle.
At last we reach the fun part. What does Brakspear Triple taste like? Will it be as good as I'm hoping? Should you buy it? Let's find out.
From the moment you hear 'fft-chh', things start going well. It's easy to pourwith no massive head to work around. This makes swirling the bottle to get all that yeast out a piece of cake instead of the frustrating pour-wait you endure elsewhere.
In the glass, it's a deep reddish brown that doesn't look all that cloudy. The small head is cream-coloured and collapses to an even smaller, patchy layer, soon enough.
One of the first things to hit you is the smell. There's simply no avoiding it. If you're going to make a pungent beer, you better make darn sure that it smells good. And would you believe it; the brewers from Wolverhampton have done it. It smells incredibly richly. I'm noticing malty, biscuity and hoppy odours, though you can probably spot more in there.
So it looks and smells good. But what does Brakspear Triple taste like? The first sip is rich, strong and satisfying. So good, that I promptly follow with another. Gut feeling is that this is going to be every bit as no-nonsense and delicious as a strong ale should be.
A couple more civilised and noble sips, and I'm beginning to make some sense of the flavours and tastes. On the flavour side, all is straightforward. A surprisingly sweetness and maltiness take the lead here. On the aftertaste, that sweetness is balanced, perfectly I might add, by a gentle hoppy bitterness. One that finishes not into bitterness like most others, but into a smooth malty and hoppy combination.
What other words can I use to describe it? Well, rich is a good start. And full-bodied, too. You'll know this, because it isn't at all watery. Warm is another, which makes it a good autumn and winter beer. Not overly carbonated. Incredibly well balanced and extremely satisfying. Not particularly complex, but then it is a strong ale, so you don't expect it to be. Like a good strong ale, it manages to be strong and satisfying at the same time as being easy to drink.
So what am I enjoying about Brakspear Triple? As you've no doubt have noticed, quite a lot. It deserves special kudos for being so well balanced. It's sweet and bitter at the same time. It's as strong as strong ale should be, yet easy to drink, even for the less adventurous. I like that it's bottle conditioned. I like how many good ingredients are in it, all of which add up to a quality and drinkability that you notice. In fact, I'm nearly at the bottom of the glass, and wishing there was more to go.
What am I not enjoying about Brakspear Triple? I don't like that it's so hard to find in shops. Not picking here, it is a beer drinkers beer. Sure, it's more accessible than any strong ale I've ever tried, but lager and alcopop drinkers won't be making the switch to this one. And maybe a bit more complexity would add something. But this are tiny gripes.
To surmise, Brakspear Triple is one of the best strong ales I've tried. Which, admittedly, isn't a lot. I loved it. If you are an enthusiastic beer drinker or just want a high-quality, no-nonsense ale, Brakspear Triple deserves to be on your shopping list.
Have you tried Brakspear Triple? What did you think of it?
Leave your opinions, corrections, recommendations, places to buy and other tomfoolery here in the comments.
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Beer Review: Früli Strawberry Beer
THIS is Früli. I bought it from Tesco without spending much money in the process. And it might just be the first time I can properly compare something to one of my favourites; the awesome Hoegaarden Belgian White Beer. That's because unlike everything else I've tried to compare it to, Früli here is Belgian and white. And what's more, it's Strawberry Beer.
It's a funny looking, diminutive bottle. It looks a bit delicate if you ask me. But it does have a lot of neck-foil.
Besides what you can read in the photo, there's not much to say about it. So let's look at the little front label instead…
It's a sort of roundel. More of a circle really. It has a picture of a tree, lots of strawberry red and some words to read. The most important of which are in the sentence that reads "Premium Belgian White Fruit Beer". It might not have many words, but each and every one is good. Belgian beer is good. White beer is good. So is fruity beer. And Premium anything is better than economy.
Then there's the name Früli. If you know the right way to pronounce it, leave a comment at the end of this post. My guess it that it's pronounced "Fruh-lee". What do you think?
In the corners of the front label are two vital statistics. The alcoholic volume which is a moderate 4.1% and the bottle which is a miniscule 250ml. Could this be a girls beer? Leave your thoughts in the comments at the end.
There's not much more to say about the back label of Früli Strawberry Beer either. It's much the same characterless multi-lingual block of text that you find on most imported European bottles. They do flesh out the description a little with "Früli is a premium Belgian white beer brewed with pure strawberry juice". Look at the ingredients list and they're right! It really does have strawberry juice as an ingredient! Früli Strawberry Beer is becoming more and more interesting.
For the obsessively curious, the full list of ingredients is "water, barley malt, wheat, strawberry juice, fructose, hops and yeast". The wheat alone would have me interested, but strawberry juice as well? Luckily there's not much small print to read through before getting to the fun part of this test.
Früli was brewed and bottled in Belgium by the Van Diest Beer Company Ltd, and they have a UK address in London. Does anyone know where in Belgium this beer came from? The last bit of small print is the number of UK units of alcohol which is, get this, 1.0. Not a decimal place out. One exactly. Was that by accident or design? Either way, it'll help you keep count. If that's something you like to do. Not me. The Government is welcome to jumps off my back and stop looking over my shoulder.
So, what does Früli Strawberry Beer taste like? Is it as good as I'm hoping it'll be? And should you buy it? I can hardly wait to find out.
Yes, I've probably used the wrong type of glass. But it's all I could find. And this time, it was not a bad choice. A half-pint glass does the job nicely. Just make sure you've either got the glass or your lips very nearby as soon as you open that bottle, because it froths up explosively. Then it collapses back down again quickly enough to fit your little glass.
I'm note sure if the photo captures quite how unusual it looks. It's red. But not red like a ruby beer. Or any other normal beer. It really is strawberry red. And cloudy and opaque. As is the head.
Some strange darker bits also came out of the bottle and landed on the head. At first, I thought it was bits of foil or dirt. But now I'm not so sure. Looking closely at the empty bottle, I think it is yeasty sediment. Great news. Partly because that's what Belgian White Beer is supposed to be. Partly because it'll annoy the people that hate cloudy beer.
What does Früli Strawberry Beer. The clue is in the name. It smells of bananas. No, wait. That's not right. It smells, strongly, of strawberries. Now that's a smell I know well. Back in Pembrokeshire, we grew dozens of strawberries in the vegetable garden. And I think, that this beer, smells not of the fake strawberries that sweets are made of, but of real strawberries.
What does Früli Strawberry Beer taste like? The first sip is an easy, smooth and fruity one. Unlike Wells Banana Bred Beer, it isn't a beer with a subtle taste of something else. This is full on strawberry juice that happens to be a beer.
The flavour. That tastes of strawberries. The aftertaste. That tastes of strawberries too. It's very sweet and very easy to drink. As easy as drinking strawberry fruit juice in fact. Also in the finish is a hint of wheat and touch of dryness and bitterness, helping balance it out.
It's also smooth, rich and full-bodied. But does it have that unmistakeable Belgian-ness? If you've fallen for the other Belgian ales, you'll know the thing I mean. Well, it is hidden under a huge pile of strawberries, but yes, I think that Belgian-ness is just about still in there. If you don't know what I mean, try Hoegaarden White Beer or Duvel Belgian Golden Ale.
Nearly half-way through the glass already, so what am I enjoying about Früli Strawberry Beer? I like the wackiness of it. How they've combined the incredible quality of Belgian White Beer with fruitiness of a novelty girls drink. I like how it's as easy to drink as strawberry juice, and the way it manages not to taste at all artificial. It's uncommonly sweet, easy to pour and not at all gassy.
That sounds like a lot of risks to take. What are the downsides of Früli Strawberry Beer? Well, if you don't like strawberries or fruit, you might want to skip this one. If you like the experience of drinking beer, not an alcoholic juice, you might want to skip it. Next, imagine the taste of sugar. It's sweeter than that. Almost sickly sweet. Then there's the whole ambiguity over whether it is a girls drink or not. If, like me, you're a guy, you won't want to run the risk, so you'll probably avoid it altogether.
How can I sum up Früli Strawberry Beer? The closest equivalent I can think of is the revolting Polish raspberry Karmi Malínowa Pasja. Früli Strawberry Beer is like that, but done properly. Without the horrendously artificial taste. It's drinkable and good. Some people will love the sweetness and taste. They'll find it delicious. Not me. It's not bad. Just not my kind or thing. I didn't like it as much as I hoped, and it's hard to compare to the sublime Hoegaarden. Recommended for the intrepid beer adventurer and for women.
Have you tried Früli Strawberry Beer? Can you answer any of the many questions I asked above? Can you correct any of the mistakes that crept in through my complete lack of knowledge? If so, do please leave your opinions, comments, requests, recommendations and places to buy, here in the comments.
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Beer Review: Morland Hen's Tooth
THE next bottle from ASDA is the stronger and more upmarket cousin to above-average, mass-market bottled ale, Morland Old Speckled Hen. It's called Morland Hen's Tooth, and it looks familiar. That same bottle has turned up here, here, here and a thousand other places, all easily traceable back to Suffolk's Greene King. Meaning, what we have here is Greene King Morland Hen's Tooth. It should be at least above-average then.
Besides the overly familiar bottle, it looks good. Copper is a good colour to see inside your transparent glass bottle. They have gone an unusual route with the labels though. Not a bad route, just a different one. What they've done is put the important bits on the front and all the small-print on the back. And I think it works well.
For starters, this is what you normally find on the back of a bottle. But instead, it's up here on the neck label. They describe it as a "fine ale" that "matures in its bottle producing a richer and more distinctive character". Then they move onto the taste with "a warming blend of fruit and malt flavours are followed by a smooth finish".
Sounds delicious. But "matures in it's bottle"? That would mean it has yeast still in the bottle, making it cloudy. Something you hardly ever find in British ales. Look at the bottom of the bottle however and yes, that is yeast sitting on the bottom. That means it truly is maturing in the bottle, and it gets my hopes up even more that this is going to be something special. Bad news for those that hate cloudy beer though.
The front-label takes the quirky-ness even further with two paragraphs muddled into one another. One of them describes it tersely as "A bottle conditioned strong ale" with a correspondingly strong alcoholic volume of 6.5%. The other one describes the same things that you read on the neck label, only this time ending with a quote from the head brewer that ends with "a combination of flavour and character that's as rare as a Hen's Tooth". I've never read a label so difficult to describe. Let me know what you think of it, in the comments at the end of this post.
Over on the back-label, and it's a business as usual mass of multilingual small-print.
I won't bore you with all the details, so these are the highlights. At 6.5% alcoholic volume, this disappointingly un-Pint sized 50cl bottle weighs in at 3.3 UK units of alcohol before the nanny-state starts wagging its finger. They also have the complete Suffolk postal address, in case you want to send them a letter.
So, what does Morland Hen's Tooth actually taste of? Is it any good and should you buy it? There's only one way to find out.
I opted for a Bavarian-swirl to get the yeast out for that full flavour punch. Several actually. The head exploded when I tried to pour leading to a cycle of swirl, pour, wait for the head to collapse and repeat. Clearly I was doing it wrong. If you know the right way to pour Hen's Tooth, leave a comment at the end of this post.
Once finally in the glass, it looks ok. The head is cream coloured and a thin layer of bubbles. The liquid is a cloudy amber-red colour. Although I'm sure you could get rid of the cloudiness if you wanted to by pouring it differently. Oh, and it doesn't look carbonated at all.
What does Morland Hen's Tooth smell like? A couple of sniffs, and all I can think of are Greene King's other bottles of ale. It's not a pungent odour. Quite mild really. A kind of malty, slightly spicy-hoppy smell. Maybe a hint of dry fruit. It smells of Autumn. Some smell of Christmas or Summer. This smells of Autumn.
What does this room temperature Morland Hen's Tooth taste like? The first sip is a slow and civilised experience that reminds you that you're drinking a strong ale. You just can't hide from the strong ale taste, even though, at 6.5%, it's at the low end of the strong ale spectrum. How do they fit such an onslaught of flavour and taste into such a low alcoholic volume? My guess is that the yeast somehow turbo-charges it.
Three slow sips in, and I'm starting to figure out Morland Hen's Tooth. The flavour is mild. So mild that it's hard to tell what it is. A couple more sips and I think it's dry, biscuity malt and fruitiness. Bitterness and some saltiness also hit you right away.
The aftertaste is where Morland Hen's Tooth comes alive. It is incredibly rich, warming, full-bodied and smooth leading to a very dry, long, bitter finish. The immense horse power of that finish was a lot to take onboard at first, but now, after about seven sips, I'm warming to it. Or it's warming me to it. One of the two.
What am I enjoying about Morland Hen's Tooth? I love the intense taste. I love the fun and novelty of having yeast floating around in the bottle to make your poured glass cloudy, or clear, whichever you choose. I like that the flavours and tastes blend well. I like how it's a drink to be sipped in a slow, civilised fashion. And I like that it's not too gassy. Not burp free, but it could be worse.
What don't I like about Morland Hen's Tooth? Sure, the flavours and tastes dominated by malt and fruit are nice enough, but it feels like it's missing something. Complexity, layers of interesting-ness and some sweetness for a start. Then, the whole time, I kept thinking, this is Morland Old Speckled Hen with a loud exhaust and even louder stereo fitted. And that looses it some marks for originality and distinctiveness. And there's the packaging. The quirky and contemporary design would be superb on a trendy summer brew, but it's all wrong for this warming, civilised, autumnal brew. It's like putting Helen Mirran in denim mini-skirt and tee-shirt.
So sum up, Morland Hen's Tooth is tasty, high quality and optionally cloudy way of enjoying a fairly strong ale. If you liked Greene King's other ales, particularly Morland Old Speckled hen, then Hen's Tooth is definitely Worth your time and money. If you're looking for something to help you wind down after a hard day at work this Autumn, this is a great choice. If you like your strong ale to be strong in the alcoholic sense or quirky and unusual, then you can probably find a better choice on the supermarket shelf. In a sentence, very good but not special enough.
Have you tried Morland Hen's Tooth? What did you think of it? Got any corrections, facts, places to buy or opinions? Any recommendations or suggestions for what I should look out for next review? Then leave a comment in the boxes below.
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