Ministry of Education, Science and Technology - INVITATION FOR TENDER NO. ME-024/2018-19/HQ/G/26-FOR THE SUPPLY, INSTALLATION AND COMMISSIONING OF MULTIMEDIA AND NETWORKING TECHNOLOGY AND MAINTENANCE EQUIPMENT FOR ARUSHA TECHNICAL COLLEGE.
INVITATION FOR TENDER NO. ME-024/2018-19/HQ/G/26-FOR THE SUPPLY, INSTALLATION AND COMMISSIONING OF MULTIMEDIA AND NETWORKING TECHNOLOGY AND MAINTENANCE EQUIPMENT FOR ARUSHA TECHNICAL COLLEGE.
FOR THE SUPPLY, INSTALLATION AND COMMISSIONING OF MULTIMEDIA AND NETWORKING TECHNOLOGY AND MAINTENANCE EQUIPMENT FOR ARUSHA TECHNICAL COLLEGE.
1. This Invitation for Bids follows the General Procurement Notice (GPN) for this project that appeared in the Tanzania National e-Procurement System (TANePS) on13th September, 2018, on the Ministry Website and on the African Development Bank Group's Internet Website.
2.The United Republic of Tanzania has received Financing from the African Development Bank in various currencies towards the cost of Support to Technical Vocational Education and Training and Teachers Education (STVET-TE). It is intended that part of the proceeds of this loan will be applied to eligible payments under the contract the Supply, Installation and Commissioning of Multimedia and Networking Technology and Maintenance Equipment for Arusha Technical College.
3. The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Education, Science and Technology (MoEST) now invites sealed bids from eligible bidders for the Supply, Installation and Commissioning of Multimedia and Networking Technology and Maintenance Equipment for Arusha Technical College.
4. Interested eligible bidders may obtain further information from and inspect the bidding documents at the office of Secretary, Ministerial Tender Board, Ministry of Education, Science and Technology, College of Business Studies and Law University of Dodoma (UDOM) Block 10, Room no.320 P. O. BOX 10, 40479 DODOMA, TANZANIA, Telephone no. 026 – 2963533 from 08.00 to 15.00 hours, Mondays to Fridays inclusive, except on public holidays.
5. A complete set of bidding documents may be purchased by interested bidders on the submission of a written application to the above address and upon payment of a non-refundable fee of TZS. 100,000.00(Tanzania shillings one hundred thousand only) ,Payment should be done through Government e-Payment Gateway (Gepg) , where the bidder should get control number at office room No. 327, at the Ministry of Education, Science & Technology.
6. The provisions in the Instructions to Bidders and in the General Conditions of Contract are the provisions of the African Development Bank Standard Bidding Document: Procurement of Goods.
7.Bids must be delivered to the above office on or before 02.00p.m on Friday 17th May,2019 and must be accompanied by a bid security in acceptable form (in the form of bank guarantee) of Tanzania Shillings Fifteen Million (Tsh. 15,000,000.00).
8.Bids will be opened in the presence of bidders' representatives who choose to attend at 02.00 p.m on Friday 17th May, 2019 at the offices of Ministry of Education, Science and Technology, College of Business Studies and Law, University of Dodoma (UDOM) Block 10, Ground floor at Conference Room.
9. Late Tenders, Portion of Tenders, Electronic Tenders, Tenders not received, Tenders not opened and not read out in public at the tender opening ceremony shall not be accepted for evaluation irrespective of the circumstances.


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NFPs Win MoneySmart Awards
Thursday, 4th September 2014 at 3:35 pm
Four Not for Profits have been honoured in the annual MoneySmart Week awards that recognise the outstanding achievements of organisations and individuals working to improve the financial literacy of Australians.
Thursday, 4th September 2014
The Salvation Army's You're the Boss program received an outstanding achievement award in the Community category.
The program is run over a series of face to face workshops and provides participants with the opportunity to identify how past experiences or current situations can impact upon how they make financial decisions and making positive changes by developing new, positive money habits in a non judgmental supportive environment.
The Salvos say the goal of the program is to encourage people to take action with their finances. The program is run in partnership with Virgin Money and IAG.
The Judges described the program as well thought out and targeted.
"The Salvation Army works with some of the most disadvantaged groups within the community to provide opportunities to those who would not otherwise have them. It is always positive to see new corporate and community partnerships form to help better the financial literacy levels of others," they said.
"Part of the program's success within the community can be credited to how easily accessible the program is to individuals."
The awards are the initiative of Financial Literacy Australia a Not for Profit organisation founded in 2012 by members of the Federal Government's Financial Literacy Board.
St. Vincent de Paul Society (Tasmania) received an Outstanding Achievement award in the community category for its Fresh Start Program started in 2012 with the aim of providing life skills and support to those already receiving assistance.
Funding for the program was secured through a state government financial literacy grant in 2013.
Vinnies said the program was designed to be delivered with a non-threatening gentle approach with Fresh Start participants encouraged to discuss their financial decisions throughout the process in order for volunteers to facilitate discussions around the individual's future.
The Judges said there was much to commend about St Vincent De Paul Tasmania's program.
"They are doing such positive work in the community with a great program. It is incredible to see just how many people the program has helped over the years, considering the geographical area the program covers. With over 200 volunteers supporting the program it is evident just how much community support there is."
The Good Money community finance stores run by Good Shepherd Microfinance were also recognised in the national MoneySmart Week Awards.
The Good Money project received a 'Highly Commended' in the Community category for its innovative approach to providing alternative financial products for people on low incomes who are excluded from mainstream finance.
In December 2012, three stores were opened in Victoria as part of a partnership between Good Shepherd Microfinance, National Australia Bank (NAB) and the Victorian Government.
Since opening, the stores have received almost 10,500 enquiries and provided 1430 loans.
CEO of Good Shepherd Microfinance, Adam Mooney, said Good Money is an example of community, government and business working in partnership.
"We know that three million adults in Australia are locked out of mainstream banking. If we are going to solve this, we need new and innovative solutions that work such as Good Money. The financial services provided by Good Money make people feel valued, included and in control of their finances," he said.
Good Shepherd Microfinance was also recognised at the MoneySmart Awards for its research with Strategic Project Partners into 'Microfinance, Inclusion and Economic Growth'. The research quantified the overall benefits of moving people collectively from financial exclusion towards and into financial inclusion. It found that financial inclusion was a critical support to economic growth.
It says the Victorian Government has invested $6 million since 2010 to support the operation of the three Good Money stores.
Women's Health Goulburn North East (WHGNE) – the first women's health service in Australia to develop a NILS scheme for women leaving family violence – was also awarded a Highly Commended for its campaign against domestic violence.
The Judges said commended Women's Health Goulburn North East for picking up an important issue, and presenting it in a good, clear, innovative way without the benefit of corporate sponsorship.
"The Keep Your Boat Afloat program has created a pool of resources that speak directly to those women affected by this issue and has the potential for wider distribution amongst community financial services," they said.
Lina Caneva | Editor | @ProBonoNews
Lina Caneva has been a journalist for more than 35 years. She was the editor of Pro Bono Australia News from when it was founded in 2000 until 2018.
Tags : Awards, Finance, Financial Literacy, MoneySmart, Not For Profits,
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1 – Hamilton – DL Linden Gaydosh: With Gaydosh not getting an NFL offer so far this one becomes a no-brainer for the Ticats.
2 – Winnipeg – LB Mike Edem: Bombers are the toughest 1st round team to predict as this pick could go a lot of ways. Given Edem's versatility in being able to back up Henoc Muamba at LB and likely Cauchy Muamba at safety. My best guess is they go with Edem.
3 – Montreal (via Edm) – OL Matt Sewell: The Als are not in need of Sewell immediately but do need to ensure a future supply of Canadian tackles if they want to continue their much envied all-Canadian OL. Sewell's NFL will not scare off Popp.
4 – Saskatchewan – DL Ben D'Aguilar: With Ricky Foley starting on DE, the Riders are in need of Cdn depth along the DL. Despite having 2 NFL tryouts lined up, D'Aguilar is worth the risk.
5 – Montreal – WR Seydou Junior-Haidara: With their 2nd first rounder of the day, the Als will address a position of need by taking the top receiving prospect in the draft who has the added bonus of being a local Laval product.
6 – BC – DL Ellie Ngoyi: Lions really want to give 2012 first rounder Jabar Westerman more playing time. That will require a Cdn back-up. Ngoyi may not be the highest profile DL prospect but Buono has a keen eye for talent and Ngoyi's immediate availability will entice him to pull the trigger.
7 – Calgary – DL Brent Urban: With no real pressing needs, the Stamps can afford to wait out Urban's last year of college.
8 – Toronto – OL Nolan McMillan: The Argos have a history of making high risk picks early on players who they rarely see for a couple years (if ever). McMillan is tremendous prospect at tackle. He has a year left of college but that won't concern the Argos.
9 – Ottawa – OL Brander Craighead: With the franchise's first ever pick, they will wisely look to starting stocking the shelves along the OL.
*** Two caveats on Round 1. #1 I know Ed Hervey would like to continue his aggressive streak and trade the Esks up into the 1st round. #2 I think BC would really like to land both an OL and a DL in round 1 (like they did last year). Buono has a history of making moves for multiple first rounders. Montreal and Toronto strike me as the most likely to trade back.
10 – Edmonton (via Ham) – OL Brett Jones: The Eskimos OL was beyond abysmal last year so they should look to add the best available OL prospect with their first pick.
11 – Winnipeg – OL Matt Vonk: Given their choice to once again roll with the ever-fragile Buck Pierce, the Bombers will need to build up the line tasked with protecting him.
12 – BC (via Edm) – OL Cory Watman: Depth at the interior of the BC OL is pretty thin so Buono will target a reliable guard in Watman.
13 – Calgary (via Sask) – OL Matt Albright : The Stamps are one of those teams that believe you can never have too many OL. Albright's stock has been on the rise.
14 – Montreal – OL Hunter Steward: The Als will continue stocking the future OL shelves by taking a promising redshirt junior in Steward.
15 – Hamilton (via Edm via BC) – LB CO Prime: Most teams will want to drop Prime's stock due his deal with Indy but Hamilton has their shelves stocked from last year's draftees that didn't report and can afford to wait on one of the better LB prospects in the draft.
16 – Calgary – DL John Miniaci: Stamps have a hole to fill with the departure of Bulcke and Miniaci is a good fit.
17 – Toronto – DL Andy Mulumba: Toronto needs help on the D-line with all their offseason departures. They are willing to risk Mulumba's NFL interests.
18 – Ottawa – DL Connor Williams: After taking an OL in Round 1, the RedBlacks will look to start addressing the other side of the trenches.
You're right. Not sure how he ended up on my list of 2013 prospects but its an error nonetheless.


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Date: 3 May , 2018 Author: movierob	Category: 2010's, 2018, Action, Globe worthy, MovieRob Premiere viewing, Sci-Fi, Thriller
← Cronos (1993)
Shining Through (1992) →
"If you say one more word, I'll feed you to my children! [Ross shuts up, beat] I'm kidding. We're vegetarians." – M'Baku
Number of Times Seen – 1 (2 May 2018)
Brief Synopsis – After ascending to the throne of Wakanda following his father's death, T'Challa must try and rule his Kingdom properly and secretly in order to keep the technological advances of is nation secret from the outside world.
My Take on it – Glad I finally got to see this film after waiting so long.
Was a bit disappointing since I felt that there was so much hype about how amazing this film is.
The story is told quite well but feels too formulaic in its structure and predictability.
I had hoped that they would take the cue from the Guardians of the Galaxy films or even the latest Thor and stay true to the overall MCU themes, but still stray away to make it even more fun and unpredictable.
The supporting characters and main villain are more interesting and enjoyable to watch than T'Challa, who should be the main focus here.
Michael B. Jordan has a much stronger screen presence than Chadwick Boseman and the film suffers because of it.
They get too political in certain scenes and that takes away from the enjoyment of a film that should stay action oriented for the continuity of the MCU films.
Visually, this film is stunning to watch and is put together really well.
Loved the way that they focus on the mix of technology and magical elements when dealing with how their powers and weapons work because it opens up so much for the future of the MCU.
The action scenes in South Korea are great and we get a taste of what this film could have been had they not reverted back to a standard formula right afterwards.
I'm very curious to see where they will now take the characters from Wakanda and use them in the future films of the MCU.
Bottom Line – Nice addition to the MCU despite its flaws. The action is great and they do a great job with the supporting characters and the main villain yet the main character of T'Challa feels outshone by everyone else even if the film is supposedly about him. The technology and magic used by the Wakandan's is great to watch because it shows so much about the possibilities for the future of the MCU which can combine both elements. The story itself comes across as being too formulaic for its own good and unlike some of the other recent MCU films, stays predicable the whole way through. Gets a bit too political at certain points instead of trying to just tell a great action story. Recommended!
MovieRob's Favorite Trivia – The filmmakers created a unique culture for each of the Wakandan tribes, to get a sense of the country being a mix of different tribes: The Golden Tribe (the royal tribe) uses a motif of black and purple, and a continental symbol for the sun found throughout Africa. They also have panther-themed designs. The Border Tribe was inspired by Lesotho architecture/language, and uses a motif of blue and wood. They have rhino-themed weapons (attack rhinos, shields and horn-shaped blades. The River Tribe uses a motif of shells and green, and wear crocodile skins and leather. The Mining Tribe wear lion-themed designs. The Jabari Tribe wears fur and wood to represent their naturalism and to honor their sacred animal the gorilla. They also speak in a Yoruba dialect of West Africa, in contrast to the Wakandans having the Xhosa dialect of South Africa, to represent their outsider status. (From IMDB)
Rating – Globe Worthy (7/10)
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Rajinikanth Joins 'Ra.One' Brigade, SRK Looks to Build a Franchise
In a bid to draw all nationwide audience for Anubhav Sinha's upcoming film 'Ra. One' the south Indian super hero Rajinikanth has joined the 'Ra.One' brigade with a cameo in the super hero film.
October 3, 2011 21:12 IST
Bollywood actor Shah Rukh Khan smiles during a news conference for his forthcoming movie "Ra.One" at a multiplex in the western Indian city of Ahmedabad June 2, 2011. The movie is directed by Anubhav Sinha and is scheduled to release on October 26.
In a bid to draw nationwide audiences to Anubhav Sinha's upcoming film "Ra.One," the South Indian superhero Rajinikanth has joined the "Ra.One" brigade with a cameo in the superhero film.
Despite his doctor's advice not to resume work till the end of November, the 60-year-old actor flew down to Mumbai to shoot a cameo role in "Ra.One" at Whistling Woods Studio, reported IBN Live.
The reports also mentioned that the ailing Rajinikanth decided to shoot the sequence at the Whistling Woods Studio Mumbai instead of a scheduled shoot at Ramoji Rao studio in Hyderabad on Oct. 4.
Meanwhile, Shah Rukh Khan, who wants to set a new trend with his superhero film, has left no stone unturned and has come out with some 50 products as an allied franchise ranging from graphic novels to social games and action figures for the film.
According to koimoi, a Web-based media, "Ra. One" has spent around Rs. 125 crore to make the film, and Rs. 25 crore on promotion.
"Every film has its own space. I am happy that in the recent past there are three or four films which have done great business. When it comes to box office, I hope even my film is good enough. We hope we will be able to touch the success of those films," said Shah Rukh who is anticipating breaking the Bollywood box office records by his dream project.
"I have worked as an actor and producer in the film and I would love to get double returns," he added.
'Ra.One' which would be release in more than 3000 prints all over India is expecting to yield a distributor share of around Rs. 55-60 crore from Indian theatrical markets in its first week and around Rs. 40-45 crore from the overseas markets.
The 45-year-old Khan, who is busy in promoting "Ra.One", wants this dream to memorable as he plans to quit smoking after the film's release.
"I am waiting for 'Ra.One' to release and after that I will quit smoking once and for all. At least I will try," he said.
'Ra.One' will release on October 26 and will be release in Telugu, Tamil and German.
Vatal Nagaraj's advise to Rajinikanth: 'Learn from Simbu when dealing with sensitive issues'
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Accueil » Joachim Nikolas Eggert
Joachim Nikolas Eggert
Lundi, Février 22, 1779
Gingst, Rügen
Violonistes, Trombonists, Chefs d'orchestres ou chœurs
Mercredi, Avril 14, 1813
Cliquez une catégorie pour voir toutes compositions de Joachim Nikolas Eggert dans cette catégorie. Cliquez le titre d'une composition pour voir informations plus détaillées.
Maures en Espagne (Les) • (1809) • Opéras
Svante Sture ou Märta Leijonhufvud • (1812) • Opéras
Cantate pour l'Arrivee du Prince Karl Johan à Stockholm • (1810) • Cantates profanes : soli-chœur-orchestre
Cantate pour la Paix entre la Russie et la Suede • (1809) • Cantates profanes : soli-chœur-orchestre
Cantates de circonstance • Cantates profanes : soli-chœur-orchestre
Morena i Spanien : musique de scène • (1809) • Musiques de scène - Masques
Svante Sture ou Märta Leijonhufrud : musique de scène *-Granberg • (1812) • Musiques de scène - Masques
Quatuor : piano-cordes • Op. 3A • (1811) • Musique de chambre piano-cordes
Quatuors : cordes • Op. 1 • (1807) • Musique de chambre cordes
Quatuors : cordes • Op. 3B • Musique de chambre cordes
Sextuor : 2 violons-2 altos-cello-ctrebasse • (1811) • Musique de chambre corde-vent
Sextuor : clar.-cor-violon-alto-cello-ctrebasse • (1807) • Musique de chambre corde-vent
Musique symphonique
Symphonie 1 • Symphonie
Symphonie 5 • incomplet • Symphonie
Musique du Couronnemnet du Roi Karl XIII de Suede • (1809) • Pièces
Musique Funebre pour le Duc Fredrik Adolf d'Östergötland • (1804) • Pièces
Compositions sorted on opus (if available)
incomplet
Op. 1
Quatuors : cordes • (1807) • Musique de chambre cordes
Op. 3A
Quatuor : piano-cordes • (1811) • Musique de chambre piano-cordes
Op. 3B
Quatuors : cordes • Musique de chambre cordes
Sheet music for Joachim Nikolas Eggert
Nocturne in G Minor — Nikolas Korolog
Piano Solo — Sheet Music Single — Contemporary Classical,Post-Romantic
Composed by Nikolas Korolog. Contemporary Classical, Post-Romantic. Sheet Music Single. 9 pages. Published by Nikolas Korolog (S0.105243).
Eggert: Symphonies Nos. 1 & 3 - Incidental Music to Svante Sture — Gavle Symphony Orchestra; Gerard Korsten
By Gavle Symphony Orchestra; Gerard Korsten. By Joachim Nikolas Eggert (1779-1813). Classical. CD. Published by Naxos (NX.8572457).
Eggert: Symphonies Nos. 2 & 4 — Gavle Symphony Orchestra; Gerard Korsten
— listening CD — Classical
By Gavle Symphony Orchestra; Gerard Korsten. By Joachim Nikolas Eggert (1779-1813). Classical. Listening CD. Published by Naxos (NX.8573378).
Sextet — Joachim Georg Nicolo Eggert
clarinet, horn (basset horn), violin, viola, cello and double bass — Score and parts — Classical
Composed by Joachim Georg Nicolo Eggert. First edition. Effective work. Basset-horn enthusiasts, make note. Classical. Score and parts. Rosewood Publications #RP 82. Published by Rosewood Publications (RW.RP-82).
The Grieg for solo piano — Nikolas Sideris
Piano,Piano Solo — Score — Romantic Period,Classical Period,Blues,Repertoire
Composed by Nikolas Sideris. Romantic Period, Classical Period, Blues, Repertoire. Score. 20 pages. Editions Musica Ferrum #979-0-801164-61-2. Published by Editions Musica Ferrum (S0.19586).
Partita on veni creator spiritus — Eggert
organ — —
Composed by Eggert. Published by Concordia Publishing House (CR.97-7652).
Hammerklavier — Moritz Eggert
piano, french harp and kazoo (1 player) — — Classical
Part XII, Highway 61, after a blues by Fred MacDowell. Composed by Moritz Eggert. This edition: Saddle stitching. Sheet music. Edition Schott. Classical. Composed 2001. 32 pages. Schott Music #ED 9520. Published by Schott Music (HL.49015647).
Hammerklavier XV: Nose Dance — Moritz Eggert
Piano — Softcover — Classical, Contemporary
Piano (and Nose). Composed by Moritz Eggert. Piano. Classical, Contemporary. Softcover. 6 pages. Sikorski #SIK8738. Published by Sikorski (HL.50499552).
Partita on NETTLETON — John Eggert
organ — — General
Composed by John Eggert. General. Published by Concordia Publishing House (CR.97-6862U1).
Holy Spirit, Gift of God (Choral Score) — Ralph Vaughan Williams
SATB choir divisi, optional descant, optional congregation, organ, optional oboe or C instrument or B-flat instrument — choral score — Trinity, Pentecost, 20th Century
Composed by Ralph Vaughan Williams (1872-1958) and John Eggert. Arranged by John Eggert. Catholic Year C Pentecost; Catholic Year C Ordinary3; Catholic Year C Ordinary4; Year C Pentecost; Year C Epiphany3; Year C Epiphany4;; Year C Pentecost6. Trinity, Pentecost, 20th Century. Choral score. MorningStar Music Publishers #50-5415. Published by MorningStar Music Publishers (MN.50-5415).
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Joachim Eggert
Trombone Pioneer
by Avishai Kallai
Though Ludwig van Beethoven has long been credited with introducing the trombone section to the symphony orchestra, the little-known Swedish composer Joachim Nikolas Eggert preceded him in this accomplishment by 18 months!
Eggert's Biography
Joachim (Georg) Nikolas Eggert was born on 22 February 1779 in Gingst, Ruegen (then part of Sweden, but now Germany). He started to play the violin at the age of 11 under the tutelage of local musicians.
In 1794, Eggert moved to Stralsund to study violin and composition under Kuhlow. During the period between 1800-1802, he studied music theory under the guidance of Fischer and Fleischer in Brunswick, and Forkel in Goettingen.
For six months in 1802, he was music director at the Court Theater of Mecklenburg-Schwerin. Eggert was appointed as a violinist to the Swedish Royal Court Orchestra on 9 August 1803. Later that year, he began to receive commissions to compose music for special occasions. In 1807, he was elected to the Swedish Royal Academy of Music and made his debut as a conductor. Eggert was the acting Kapellmeister of the Swedish Royal Court Orchestra from 1808-1810, and its Kapellmeister from 1810-1812.
He brought Viennese Classicism to Sweden and was the first to put Beethoven's major works on a Swedish concert program. Eggert conducted the Swedish premieres of Haydn's Die Jahreszeiten (The Seasons) in 1810, and Mozart's Die Zauberflöte (The Magic Flute) in 1812. During this period, his four completed symphonies received much attention and both of his musical dramas were staged. On 14 April 1813 in Thomestorp (Ostergotland, Sweden), Eggert succumbed to tuberculosis at the age of 34.
Eggert's E-flat Major Symphony
The E-flat Major Symphony, Eggert's Third, was composed in April 1807. On 4 May 1807, Eggert presented and dedicated it to the Royal Academy of Music as a token of his esteem to the Academy for electing him as a member. The score calls for the following instrumentation:
2 flutes, 2 oboes, 2 clarinets, 2 bassoons, 4 horns, 2 trumpets, 3 trombones (alto, tenor, and bass), timpani, and a full string section.
Of his four completed symphonies, only the third has three movements, requires trombones, and lacks the large percussion section of the others. The tempi of the movements are as follows:
A. Adagio maestoso-Allegro spiritoso (E-flat 4/4 sonata form).
B. Marche: Grave (E-flat 4/4).
C. Fugue: Adagio maestoso-Allegro (E-flat 4/4).
The second movement, a "Trauermarsch," and the third movement, a "Double Fugue," are taken from Eggert's Funeral Cantata for Duke Fredrik Adolf.
Interesting here is the use of three trombones. In French music at that time, a single trombone often doubled a bass line, totally denuded of any rhythmic or melodic significance, and only during loud tutti passages. If the bass line displayed any thematic importance or technical difficulties, the trombone doubled another simpler line. In contemporary Austrian music, on the other hand, three trombones frequently doubled the strings or the woodwinds, in unison or an octave below, often playing intricate rhythms and ornate passages.
Eggert's trombone writing is unusual in that he shunned the French and the Austrian practices. Unlike French composers, Eggert wrote rhythmic and articulate trombone parts, and he took advantage of the instrument's wide dynamic span, from ppp to ff. Unlike Austrian composers, he abstained from continuous doubling and florid writing. This E-flat Major Symphony was avant-garde. Many of its tonalities and symphonic effects came to be commonplace by the end of the nineteenth century.
The Swedish Royal Court Orchestra
Except in Austria and southern Germany, competent trombonists were rare commodities in continental Europe and England during the eighteenth century and the first decade of the nineteenth century. By 1685, the trombone virtually disappeared in England and France. In London of 1738, Handel scored three trombones in two oratorios, Saul and Israel in Egypt. Since there were no trombones in England at that time, it is presumed that Handel exploited visiting trombonists, possibly from Germany. Shortly afterward, he discarded a trombone movement-a "Dead March"-from yet another oratorio; evidently, the foreign trombonists were no longer available. Even as late as 1784, the organizers of the Handel Commemorations were faced with a dilemma: no trombones and no trombonists. Eventually, they did find six German musicians in the king's military band who could play tenor, bass, and contrabass trombones. In 1774, Gluck reintroduced trombones to France in Parisian productions of his operas Iphigenia in Aulis and Orpheus and Eurydice. He utilized German trumpeters and hornists, already living and working in Paris, who were able to double on the trombone.
Around 1810, a handful of European orchestras started to hire trombonists. The Royal Orchestra of Berlin, the Frankfurt Opera Orchestra, and the Grand Opera of Paris listed three trombonists each at that time. Other orchestras slowly followed suit, but most had no need for trombones on a regular basis until around 1840.
There was one amazing exception: The Swedish Royal Court Orchestra. As early as 1790, this outlying orchestra had three trombonists on its payroll. In essence, the Stockholm Hovkapellet anteceded all of the late Classical and early Romantic orchestras of Europe in having a full-balanced wind and brass section. The full 1790 personnel roster was as follows:
20 violins, 6 violas, 8 violoncello, 4 contrabasses, 2 flutes, 2 oboes, 2 clarinets, 2 bassoons, 4 horns, 2 trumpets, 3 trombones, and 1 timpani.
The Norlind-Broman Article
Did the first presentation of Eggert's E-flat Major Symphony predate the premiere of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony on 22 December 1808? In an article in the Svensk Tidskrift for Musikforskning (Swedish Journal of Music Research), Tobias Norlind and Sten Broman actually did provide evidence of the first performances of the four completed symphonies. The premiere of Eggert's First Symphony in C Major took place on 29 April 1805 at a reception for the King and Queen of Sweden in the Rikssalen (State Hall) in Stockholm. The performance was repeated for the public on 14 May 1805. His second, in G Minor entitled "Skjoldebrand," was first performed on 20 February 1807.
A concert on 14 May 1807 marked Eggert's debut as a conductor, and he used this occasion to introduce several of his own compositions. According to Norlind and Broman, the program included:
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1. A symphony by Eggert, including an Adagio with four obbligato French horns, originally from the Funeral Cantata for Duke Fredrik Adolf.
2. An aria by Joseph Martin Kraus, sung by Mrs. Waesselius.
3. A string quartet by Eggert, performed by Messrs. Westerdahl, Chiewitz, Reddewigh, and Megelin.
4. A symphony by Eggert, dedicated to the Royal Academy of Music, including the March and the Double Fugue from the previously mentioned Funeral Cantata.
5. "God save the King" with variations for three bassoons, performed by Messrs. Preumayr.
6. A sextet by Eggert for violin, clarinet, French horn, viola, cello, and bass, performed by Messrs. Mueller, Crusell, Hirschfeld, Askergren, Salge, and Wirthe.
7. A symphony finale by Eggert with a Fantasy on a Swedish folksong.
Which symphonies did Eggert conduct that evening? Clearly, two different symphonies were performed, and both of them used material from his 1804 Funeral Cantata. The C Minor Symphony could be one of the two symphonies that Eggert presented. The other symphony was dedicated to the Royal Academy of Music and contained a March and Fugue. Only the E-flat Major Symphony fits this description.
The Verification
Did the premiere of Eggert's E-flat Major Symphony take place on 14 May 1807, as asserted by Norlind and Broman? The main problem with their dating of the performance has been the lack of corroborating evidence. Here we receive help from the Dagligt Allehanda (Daily Potpourri), the first Swedish daily newspaper, which appeared in Stockholm from 1769 until 1944. At the time of the concert in question, it was an established gazette of 40 years.
On 11 May 1807, the Dagligt Allehanda announced that Eggert scheduled a concert featuring the Royal Court Orchestra and soloists for the coming Thursday, 14 May at 6:00 pm at the Rittarhussalen (Great Knights' Hall). The concert program as given in the Dagligt Allehanda is identical to that provided by Norlind and Broman (see above).
On 14 May 1807, the Dagligt Allehanda again printed the concert announcement of 11 May 1807, but with several minor changes. The phrase "the coming Thursday 14 May" was changed to read "today Thursday 14 May" for obvious reasons. In addition, two changes were made in the concert program itself: Preumayr had replaced the instrumentalist Hirschfeld in item 6, and an aria by Mayr had replaced the aria by Kraus in item 2. Apart from these three details, the announcements of 11 May 1807 and 14 May 1807 were identical.
On 20 May 1807, the Dagligt Allehanda published the following notice:
"The Sextet and the English folk tune that I promised to perform in my most recent concert at the Rittarhussalen were withdrawn owing to the illness of Messrs. Crusell, Hirschfeld, and Preumayr."
[Signed] J. Eggert
The Dagligt Allehanda program notices of 11 May 1807 and 14 May 1807 are not identical. This significant point attests to Eggert's penchant for accuracy. His published apology of 20 May 1807 confirms this. The cumulative weight of the three newspaper announcements is most compelling, and certainty proves that the E-flat Major Symphony was performed on Thursday 14 May 1807.
The notice of 20 May 1807 is of utmost importance. It was published after the concert indicating that the concert had taken place as announced, with the exception of the Sextet and the English folk tune. The E-flat Major Symphony must have been performed on Thursday 14 May 1807. Otherwise, Eggert would have mentioned its absence from the concert program as well.
Until another Eggert symphony is discovered-a symphony with a Funeral March and a Fugue as two of its movements-it seems certain that the E-flat Major Symphony was performed on Thursday 14 May 1807.
The notice published in the Dagligt Allehanda on 11 May 1807 was the original source for the Norlind and Broman. They quoted this newspaper elsewhere in their article and copied the concert program verbatim from the 11 May 1807 issue. Because they obviously had overlooked the announcement with the program changes published by the Swedish daily on 14 May 1807, Norlind and Broman erred in their account of the concert program.
In light of this, we do not return to that bitterly cold evening of 22 December 1808 at the unheated Theater an der Wien where Ludwig van Beethoven mounted his marathon Akademie in order to hear the first use of a trombone section in symphonic music. We must revert to the earlier and unusually snowy evening of 14 May 1807 at the Rittarhussalen in Stockholm, Sweden. It was here that Joachim Nikolas Eggert conducted his E-flat Major Symphony, the musical piece that most likely marked the symphonic birth of the trombone section.
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We are using the Pulldata function with barcode labels for inspection of assets. Our Asset IDs are 5 digit numbers with some that begin with a 0 ie. 02243. Excel ignores these zeroes when reading csv files. I have tried several different methods to create and save the .csv file, but the leading zeroes are not read in Survey123. we require the Asset ID data to be the 5 digit number including any leading zeroes so that we can link it back to our SCADA system. Has anyone else ran into this problem? Suggestions?
I have attached the survey, .csv file and a jpg of a barcode for testing.
You can explicitly make a cell in Excel a string by using the =TEXT() function; this takes a format that allows leading zeros. Then, you can copy and paste Special (Values) to set those as text.
Right, but when the csv is read by excel, aren't the zeroes then ignored? I can open my csv in notepad and the zeroes are there, it is only in excel that the zeroes disappear.
I will try this and see if it will work.
The TEXT function changes the nature of the data stored from being a number to being text, so characters are preserved; it's the formulaic equivalent of starting a text entry with a leading apostrophe (if you type '00123 into an Excel cell, the leading 0's will be retained; you'll also see the default formatting is left-justified (instead of right-justified for numbers) and a warning icon should appear asking if you want this to be a number.


Item is for 2018 Boston Red Sox World Series Championship ring Coming With MVP Player Name Pearce 1st Design,8-14Size choose Hand Made which need 3-5 days to prepare the ring Ship the item by USPS, EMS,DHL and Fedex as u wish.
Popovski spoke with a male reporting party who owns a business on Washington Street.
The Boston Red Sox are again World Series champions, dispatching the Los Angeles Dodgers in five games to win the 2018 Fall Classic.
Each engraved baseball is hand numbered, as a limited edition of 5000 pieces.She stated she retains the services of a house cleaner, and a sprinkler company technician had recently been in the house. On Nov. 7, the woman called Griffin and stated she had located the items.
Moments after the final out Sunday night, Topps launched pre-orders for special edition sets of 2018 Boston Red Sox World Series champion baseball cards.
This could very well be an epic World Series, even if it appears one-sided on paper. The franchise that now has nine World Series titles continued its extended trolling of the franchise with 27 championship rings late Sunday night.
HOUSTON -- Red Sox manager Alex Cora and bullpen coach Craig Bjornson now have the jewelry to go with their golden memories from last fall.Shop for Red Sox World Series Hoodies, Hats, Tees and more at MLBshop.com.
The Red Sox can win the World Series tonight behind David Price (16-7, 3.58 ERA) as they square off with the Dodgers and Clayton Kershaw (9-5, 2.73 ERA) in Los Angeles (8:15 p.m., FOX).
Game 4 of the World Series, perhaps more than any, exemplified the 2018 Red Sox.Majestic Athletic has been bringing innovation and new styles since 1976.
The reporting party stated an unknown individual used his identity to open a fraudulent account with Square.These funny jokes for the 2018 World Series are a hit with baseball fans of all ages.
The Los Angeles Dodgers are back in the Fall Classic after coming up short in the 2017 World Series.
Schilling, who pitched six innings during game two with an infamous bloody sock, was notably absent from the 2004.They retired 20 of the final 21 Dodgers, the last six by strikeout.
Red Sox Face Dodgers in 2018 World Series Los Angeles defeated the Milwaukee Brewers 5-1 Saturday night to win the NLCS.Capping that off with a performance in the World Series that absolutely merits the Most Valuable Player award was the only merciful way for this to end for the Red Sox. The Dodgers will face the Red Sox at Fenway Park on Tuesday night.
Curt Schilling may have been one of the most vital parts of the championship-winning 2004 Red Sox team, but he was notably absent form World Series revelries in Boston on Tuesday night.The Red Sox, likewise, have just two players with rings: shortstop Xander Bogaerts and reliever Brandon Workman, the last holdovers from their 2013 World Series roster.
Five of the 23 World Series champions in the wild-card era have had the best record in baseball -- but those five include two Red Sox teams (2007 and 2013).Red Sox-Dodgers World Series pits two high-payroll teams By Evan Drellich October 23, 2018 12:39 PM BOSTON -- There are two courses to take on the 2018 World Series.Former Sea Dogs catcher Dan Butler will get an unexpected reward from his brief call-up this summer.


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Aaron Parchem (born June 6, 1977) is an American former pair skater. He competed at the 2006 Winter Olympics with partner Marcy Hinzmann.

Personal life
Aaron Parchem was born June 6, 1977, in Columbus, Ohio. He was adopted by Al and Georga Parchem from the Chicago area and was raised with an adopted sister. In spring 2003, he graduated from the University of Detroit Mercy with an undergraduate degree in economics. As of November 2017, he is a senior financial consultant at Comerica Securities Inc.

Parchem married Polish single skater Zuzanna Szwed in Chicago in 2004. They have a daughter, Sofie (born  2011).

Career
After trying pairs at age 19, Parchem switched to the discipline a year later. He initially skated with Shawna Winter.

Coaches at the Detroit Skating Club paired him with Stephanie Kalesavich in March 1999. The pair won the 2000 Golden Spin of Zagreb and took bronze at the 2001 Nebelhorn Trophy. They competed at one ISU Championship, the 2002 Four Continents, where they placed fifth.

In April 2003, Parchem teamed up with Marcy Hinzmann. She tore the anterior cruciate ligament in her left knee during a practice in August 2004 and skated with the injury during the season. She underwent surgery following the U.S. Championships in January 2005 and was off the ice for four months.

In 2005, the pair won the bronze medal at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships. In 2006 they won the silver medal at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships and represented the United States at the 2006 Winter Olympics in Torino, Italy.

Programs

With Hinzmann

With Kalesavich

Results

With Hinzmann

With Kalesavich

With Winter

References

External links

  U.S. Olympic Team bio

American male pair skaters
Figure skaters at the 2006 Winter Olympics
Living people
1977 births
Olympic figure skaters of the United States
Sportspeople from Columbus, Ohio
Competitors at the 2001 Goodwill Games
20th-century American people
21st-century American people

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When I'm in editing mode, or on a deadline, the first thing to go is the mobile games. They're a distraction I don't need, with one exception: Words With Friends.
That's an exception because I've turned a pet peeve into a learning tool.
When I first began playing, I noticed one of my friends had a wider vocabulary in the game than they did in real life. A suspiciously wider vocabulary.
In my mind, this was straight up cheating. Spit-balling a word that you've never heard, that might not even sound like English, in the hopes that the game's logic would take it perverted the whole point of Scrab … er, Words With Friends. My grandmother, who taught me to play, never allowed dictionaries or thesauri around the board – even though she would play to lose when I was young. Neither would my father, who played to win.
Outside a game setting, both were happy to define new words for me. In the game, though, you only checked the dictionary if you were officially challenging someone's word.
If it was a word, the challenger lost their turn – if not, the word was removed, and the offending party lost theirs.
I stewed about my opponent's unfair behavior for a few days before realizing – I still didn't know what oleate meant. So I looked it up on the phone, and a light went on.
By looking the words up, even if opponents 'cheated,' my vocabulary increased. Why get upset about learning?
Since then I've embraced Words With Friends. I no longer consider spit-balling a cheat, but an opportunity to explore this beautiful, pleniloquent* language.
* – Not guaranteed to be accepted by the game, but I'm working on it.
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Mission Product Holdings, Inc. v. Tempnology, LLC
139 S.Ct. 1652 (2019)
Tempnology, LLC, (D) manufactured clothing and accessories designed to stay cool when used in exercise. It marketed those products under the brand name "Coolcore," using trademarks to distinguish the gear from other athletic apparel. D entered into a contract with Mission (P) giving P an exclusive license to distribute certain Coolcore products in the United States. It granted P a non-exclusive license to use the Coolcore trademarks, both in the United States and around the world. The agreement was to expire in July 2016. In September 2015, D filed a petition for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. And it soon afterward asked the Bankruptcy Court to allow it to "reject" the licensing agreement. The Bankruptcy Court approved D's proposed rejection of its executory licensing agreement with P. D could stop performing under the contract and P could assert a pre-petition claim in the bankruptcy proceeding for damages resulting from D's nonperformance. D claims that its rejection of the contract also terminated the rights it had granted P to use the Coolcore trademarks. Section 365(n) nor any similar provision covers trademark licenses. D reasoned that a different rule must apply wherein D's rejection must extinguish the rights that the agreement had conferred on the trademark licensee. The Bankruptcy Court held that D's rejection of the licensing agreement revoked P's right to use the Coolcore marks. The Appellate Panel reversed. It focused on Section 365(g)'s statement that rejection of a contract "constitutes a breach." Obviously, a breach of an agreement does not eliminate rights the contract had already conferred on the non-breaching party. So neither could a rejection of an agreement in bankruptcy have that effect. A rejection converts a "debtor's unfulfilled obligations" to a pre-petition damages claim. P could thus continue to use the trademarks. The Court of Appeals reinstated the Bankruptcy Court decision terminating P's license. It reasoned that special features of trademark law counsel against allowing a licensee to retain rights to a mark after the licensing agreement's rejection. The goal was to release the debtor's estate from burdensome obligations and forcing the debtor to continue the transaction would work against that goal. The Supreme Court granted certiorari.


Revocable vs. Irrevocable Living Trusts: Which is the best option?
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As it were, whether you have apprehensions about an arrangement in a trust or alter your opinion about who ought to be a recipient or the trustee of a trust, at that point you can change the terms of trust through what's known as a trust alteration. Alternatively, on the other hand, in case you conclude that you don't care for anything about the belief by any means, at that point you could either disavow the whole assertion or modify the entire content through the trust alteration and restatement.
As the revocable living trust is so adaptable then why aren't all the trusts revocable? Since the drawback to the revocable trust is that resources supported into a belief will, in any case, be viewed as your very own assets for leaser and estate assess purposes. This implies that the revocable trust recommends no lender assurance on the off chance that you're sued, the more significant part of the trust resources will be viewed as yours for the Medicaid planning purposes as well as all the assets held for the sake of trust at the season of your passing will be liable to both state estate taxes as well as government estate expenses along with the state inheritance taxes.
Irrevocable living trusts are mostly the kind of faith that cannot be modified after the understanding has been marked, or a revocable living trust that by its plan winds up noticeably irrevocable after a Trust creator dies or after another particular point in time. Be that as it may, allude to could the Irrevocable living Trusts Be altered? For more data about specific circumstances in which irrevocable living trusts might be modified.
The irrevocable living trusts, for example, irrevocable living trusts, are ordinarily used to expel the estimation of the assets from a man's estate so that the property cannot be burdened when the individual bites the dust. As it were, the individual who moves assets into the irrevocable living trusts is giving over those resources to the trustee as well as the recipients of trust with the goal that the individual never again claims the assets. Accordingly, if the individual never yet possesses the assets, at that point, they cannot be saddled when the individual later bites the dust.
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What's more, as said over, the different irrevocable living trusts that could be made for the advantage of the Trust creator's surviving life partner or different recipients after the Trust producer of the Revocable Living Trust kicks the bucket can be intended to offer the asset insurance for the recipients of the trust.
One more basic utilization of the irrevocable living trusts is to achieve beneficent estate planning, for example, through a magnanimous leftover portion trust or a charitable lead trust. If the Trust producer makes the underlying movement of assets into the charitable trust while still breathing, at that point the Trust creator will get a magnanimous pay impose derivation in the time of the exchange is done. Alternatively, on the other hand, if the underlying moves of the assets into the charitable trust doesn't happen until after a Trust producer's passing; at that point, the Trust creator's estate will get the charitable estate taxes deduction.
Keep in mind that when you set up revocable or irrevocable living trusts, know about any potential duty results required with property exchanges, and note that you ought to dependably have a pour-over will to get any assets that didn't make it into the trust or your last will as well as confirmation.
Since you know the contrasts between the two sorts of living trusts, you are prepared to proceed onward to the following stage in making the estate plan and you can make the program with the help of an estate plan agent that will help you thoroughly and guide you through the process. Just make sure do a little searching about the agent.


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Civic Paths
Participatory Culture and Politics
Civic Paths Alumni
The Contested World of Civic Hacking
March 25, 2014 by aschrock 1 Comment
(Part of the Hot Spot series "By Any Media Necessary")
By Andrew Richard Schrock
(@aschrock)
Ethical Engineers?
Engineers of the 1960s and 1970s were vexed by the path their profession had taken. Many leaned to the political left and objected to the "military-industrial complex" that was promoting an agenda of technological progress through an escalating Vietnam War, the rise of nuclear technologies and a wasteful space race. The majority of engineers followed one of two professional paths: they swallowed their objections and continue to buttress the status quo, or quit in protest.
In Engineers for Change Matthew Wisnioski describes an awakening by a cadre of engineers who advocated for ethical reform while working within government and industry. In his words, "a small and vocal minority attempted to redefine engineering by rethinking the nature of technology through collective action" (p. 6).
Stephen H. Unger, one of these reformers, believed that because engineers were key allies for pushing against the tide of a rhetoric based purely on technological progress. His argument was that because engineers understood how technology worked and saw the inside of government, they were key to its improvement. In the introduction to Controlling Technology: Ethics and the Responsible Engineer, Unger describes his book as addressing:
"…the problem of democratically controlling technology for the benefit of mankind. Its central thesis is that such control cannot be accomplished entirely from the outside. Those who are developing and applying technology must take responsibility for the consequences of their work and participate in directing it towards humane ends. This must be done in cooperation with their fellow citizens, and an important part of their task is to ensure that the general public is properly informed about the technological alternatives, as well as about impending problems."
Tech-savvy geeks in our current cultural moment are confronted with equally ethically dubious uses of technology by our government. Edward Snowden revealed that the same ideologies of openness that drive open data initiatives also enable a hidden back-channel of massive surveillance. Big data is the buzzword for extracting value from information, yet it is unclear what unintended consequences might arise from this speculation. Through a representative democracy we implicitly back the use of drones dropping munitions on targets tracked by no more than a cell phone, leading to civilian casualties.
In the current day hackers, rather than engineers proper, are often first to note and object to the intense contradictions in government's use of technology and ideology that positions dire consequences as inevitable. Geeks and pre-geeks come to understand themselves as hackers through a variety of paths. Some become involved through free and open-source software (F/OSS), while others discover hacking through involvement in a hackerspace. These cultural offshoots can have vastly different histories, participants, goals and trajectories. Never the less, some boundary drawing is necessary to capture nuance in individual experience while denoting a family resemblance to serve as a provisional definition.
I approach civic hacking as both a system of government entities, organizations and residents cohered through open data and software production, and a set of tactics that seek "thick" or maximal participation in this system. Beyond this, competing definitions are emerging through competing top-down bureaucratic (open data initiatives, claims of politicians, policy making), organizational, and bottom-up (hackathons, decentralized software production) participation.
In this post I focus on the latter question — the nature of civic hackers' political participation — by comparing civic hacking tactics to those used by two other strands of hacker culture. One employs an model of protest (Anonymous) and another is a corporate production culture that belies political ideologies behind production and a hacker lifestyle (Facebook). These strands serve as comparisons to situate civic hacking as a similar "third way" for political participation similar to Unger's ethical engineers.
First there are hacker cultures that are politically active through technology, either overtly or through shared work. Anonymous is a digital protest ensemble that is constantly undergoing changes in membership and technologies while members splinter off to engage in a range of issues and efforts. Their preferred mode of collective action — distributed denial-of-service attacks (DDOS) — started by being simply technologically disruptive and have moved towards taking advantage of online mediation in other ways. Molly Sauter traces how Anonymous, emerging from online culture, moved from "hacktivist" to distributed digital activism, co-evolving their tactics and enlarging their membership. In this way they moved from being framed as "a tool of direct action to a tool of media manipulation and identity construction."
Anonymous predominantly operates on the internet, but also use any medium necessary to make themselves heard. As Rhea Vichot argues, offline modes can be equally vital. Her work describes how the emergence of Anonymous through Project Chanology and into the streets coincided with an understanding of themselves as a movement, troubling easy dichotomies of "online" and "offline" communities. In Sauter and Vichot's work we can see how the digital tools used by Anonymous co-evolved with the needs of the group members' tactics for protest.
Corporate Hackers
Wall At Check-in Station for Facebook
Then there are hackers for whom technology is simply integrated with their professional life. Facebook famously claims the terms hackathon and hacker. To Mark Zuckerberg, the "hacker way" simply means bootstrapping: "an approach to building that involves continuous improvement and iteration." At Facebook hacking is a mode of production disguised as a lifestyle. Employees have the luxury of living within a fast-paced world of technical challenges. They are assured by a constant stream of posters produced by their in-house art print shop that they are doing the right thing by connecting everyone in the world. They never have to confront the repercussions of this search for the next billion users.
Hackers have always crossed over into technical occupations as part of professionalization. Yet, Facebook's love affair with hacking is something new. They invert hacking's valence as a branding strategy to both drive and deny a political agenda. It's tempting to lament Facebook as not being "real" hackers. But beyond that many Facebook employees are bright geeks, Facebook's invoking of hacking has meaning for our current cultural moment. Here might be the sting in the tail of the oft-noted "pragmatism" of hacker culture when applied to corporations: as much as it unites hackers to work on shared political causes, it can also further a neocolonialist vision and easily slide into "solutionism," in the words of Evengy Morozov.
Rather than lament hacking as being "overloaded," in the words of McKenzie Wark, I argue we should "see what kinds of social forces are overloading them" (and examine where this might lead). Communication, both informational and ritualized, has been implicit in previous work on hacker cultures, identities, and publics. I'm interested in using communication through, around, and with hacking as an inroad to examining participation and power dynamics during a time of semiotic expansion.
Hacking as Civic Engagement
Long Beach Code for America Brigade, February 28th.
Civic hacking promises a mode of participation that lies between complicity and protest. At best, it might open up space for considering how hackers, geeks and pre-geeks can participate in civic causes. Technology is still an intrinsic part of a geek worldview — a source of intense debate and pleasure. Indeed, similar to other hacker cultures, civic hackers desire participation through technological production that values direct action and expertise over deliberation. As a cursory glance at related movements such as urban prototyping would suggest, there are also key differences. Unlike many hacker cultures, civic hacking confronts community-based social problems and embraces, rather than buries, identity and affiliation. In this sense, civic hacking is a "thick" mode of participation in community issues common to civic engagement.
There is another sense of local in addition to a focus on geographically-situated communities. The recent federal invoking of civic hacking belies how civic hacking and open data initiatives exist mostly at the local level. New York City, San Francisco and Chicago are held up as models of how to distribute open data and create new software, the dual lifeblood of civic hackers. To civic hackers, apps serve as working evidence: to provoke a conversation or encourage an initiative. There are certainly significant disputes among civic hackers as to what outcomes are possible, but center around software as objects that can travel and change opinions and processes. For example, Jacob Solomon (CfA fellow 2013) worked with San Francisco's human services agency to create an app to improve the complex and difficult experience of receiving food stamps through re-thinking the process and integrating an SMS texting alert system. He describes the most important role of civic hackers is to "raise the value of user centered design in government." Similar to Unger, he advocates for an humanist shift in the way bureaucrats employ technology.
Civic hackers are re-imagining of how government might operate, and engage with what Henry Jenkins refers to in the video introduction to these blog posts as a "civic imagination." This notion is by definition speculative. But I should emphasize that civic hackers are not simply "white hats," a friendly face to be contrasted with "black hats" engaged in activism. This dichotomy commonly used to describe hackers is coarse and perpetuates misunderstandings about groups' goals and methods. Both activism and civic engagement engage with political causes and both can lead to positive change in law and government. Civic hacking is simply a different mode of engagement than other hacker cultures that engage politically in an activist mode (Anonymous) or not at all (Facebook). And it's no less fraught with conflict.
Belief in technological progress has only gained momentum with an increasing reliance on code and open data at local, state and federal levels. Civic hackers are thrust on to a different sort of front lines. Despite the long odds, I argue that their voices and diversity of interests are important because they present a competing vision to the more prevalent top-down vision for civic hacking that draws on cyberlibertarianism and emphasizes mutual aid over government improvement.
Nowhere is this vision more palpable than in the rise of "civic tech." The Knight Foundation recently described "civic tech" as framing for-profit "sharing economy" companies such as AirBNB and Waze as the connection between open government and community action. Even though some rightly saw this as a stretch, benefitting individuals through transactions rather than society, this corporate-friendly notion of "civic tech" is gaining traction. If you ask the corporate partners in hybrid hackathons what they are interested in, you will get vague responses about wanting to "extract value" and "seize opportunities." This vision of civic hacking aligns with Crabtree's initial definition from 2007 or O'Reilly's notion of "algorithmic regulation." For another day, perhaps, is a fuller discussion of how open data initiatives threaten to recycle perpetually just-on-the-horizon promises of software and sensors doing the heavy lifting of governance.
The second vision for civic hacking is more liberal-democratic and oriented around improving governmental processes. Efficiency is still a motivation, but it recognizes the encroachment of corporate interests as a central cause of concern and prefers limiting their influence, or even seeing open data as a way for governments to gain more control. Anthony Townsend makes such an argument in Smart Cities where he advocates for a "civic code" to go with open data initiatives and services built from them. He advocates for increasing public ownership, transparency, and careful use of crowdsourcing.
Townsend's point was that relying on civic hackers could slip into their being a long-term source of free labor. Much of the future of civic hackers relies on the movements of corporate and government partnerships. There is ample disagreement here as well. Michal Migurski describes Code for America as part of a "shift in power from abusive tech vendor relationships to something driven by a city's own digital capabilities." In other words, quite opposite from David Golumbia, who sees CfA in a cyberlibertarian mode of driving businesses, Migurski argues that city's production of open data can help it gain ground against these encroachments.
Civic hackers are on the front lines in a tangled world of infrastructure and rhetoric around technological progress and politics. At best, civic hacking evokes an alternative mode of civic engagement, modeling algorithmic citizenship through code and data that is simultaneously locally-instantiated and global. Few participants in hybrid hackathons share a vision of government disintermediation, as it's difficult to employ solutionism when you encourage cultural specificity and include community organizers and activists in your ranks. Despite this potential, significant risks are emerging as governments fall into previous rhetorics of technological progress, and corporations draw on open data to sap rather than bolster public goods. These tensions through civic hacking and open data represent a critical moment in modernity, demanding engagement and participation even as they produce new and murky ethical dilemmas.
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Warehouse Jokes
Jeff Bezos is informed about the passing away of a warehouse worker on a Sunday after working continuously for 12 hours leaving behind a wife and 2 young kids
"Let's make sure his hard work and sacrifice are not wasted...."
Jeff Bezos orders his subordinates
"Find someone who can finish the remaining 2 hours of his shift"
Me and my buddy Jack got a job at a warehouse...
Things got slow and the boss called me into the office.He told me that he was going to have to either lay me or Jack off. I told him to jack off. He's not my type.
Two blondes are working at a warehouse...
One blonde, tired of working, says to the other: "Watch this, I'm going to act crazy so that the boss will send me home."
She climbs up the racking and hangs from the rafters yelling "I'M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A LIGHTBULB, I'M A LIGHTBULB!!"
"What are you doing?! Get down from there and GO ...
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
I had a friend who worked in a sex toy warehouse. He was killed when a pallet of dildos dropped from a lift and smashed him...
...hit him like a ton of pricks.
A warehouse manager was sent to HR for disciplinary action, but he swore he was innocent
"I ain't done nothing! They after me for 'cultural insensitivity,' and I haven't done nothing!"
The HR lady frowned. "Multiple witnesses overheard your insensitive words, but please explain your side of the story."
"In the warehouse forklift drivers are assigned to use the outward lane...
Corny joke from a warehouse worker.
Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like hell. Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.
"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."
"What's it sound like?"
(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."
"Autotune...
3 men in a warehouse
3 men are hiding from a gang in sacks in an empty warehouse. A gang member kicks the first sack. The man barks like a dog. The gang member moves on thinking he kicked a dog. The second man gets kicked and meows. The gang member moves on thinking it was a cat. When he gets to the last sack, the man s...
My friend is a stripper, I'm a warehouse associate. She asked how her job is any different than mine if we both use our bodies.
I said "well it's simple really; I grind metal and you grind wood."
What do you call a warehouse full of prostitutes?
Orifice Depot
Did you hear about the fire at the Designer Shoe Warehouse?
Countless soles were lost.
This joke got me fired when I worked as a cook. Credit goes to Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
A husband goes to his wife and says "You're either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I'm fucking you in the ass. I'm gonna go get the dogs ready and I'll be back for your answer."
After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him "I'm not going hunting and there's...
A hooker starts a job at an Amazon warehouse, and her bosses give her bonus starting pay.
She had previous package handling experience.
One day at Macy's
The department store manager was giving final instructions to the new sales clerk before sending him out onto the floor for the first time.
Said the manager to the clerk, "The most important thing to remember is that we NEVER tell a customer that we don't have it. Times are tough, and we can'...
Did you hear the Jim Beam warehouse was destroyed in a fire?
It burned all the way down
How do warehouse workers fight?
Boxing.
Did you hear what happened to the dyslexic pimp??
He bought a warehouse.
So me and Death are trying to steal a sofa from a warehouse
The guard caught us and told us if we took the sofa there would be repercussions from it.
I asked my buddy how is Amazon warehouse job was going
He said it was fulfilling.
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock
Now I'm a bouillonaire
Few policemen were chasing a thief on the run. Thief ran into a deserted warehouse and police followed him there.
After searching the entire warehouse police could not find the thief and there were no other exits. In frustration, police officer kicked one of the boxes and cat started to meow from inside. Officer kicked another box and dog started to bark from inside. Officer kicked one more box but no sound cam...
"Has anyone here seen my shrink-wrap?" asked someone in the warehouse.
"I never knew your psychiatrist likes hip hop music," I replied.
After a fire, the corpse of a man is found in a burned-out warehouse. The investigation found that he first set a fire, ate an excessive amount of salt, then used a contraption to bury himself in tons more.
The investigators concluded that his self-preservation instinct must have kicked in.
Warehouse fire (long)
There was a warehouse that caught fire. It started as a single alarm fire but quickly grew to a 3 alarm blaze. The owner of the warehouse arrived on scene and quickly realized that the fire department wasn't going to be able to save the building. His biggest concern was the secret formula stored in ...
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died.
The director started looking for a new one to hire. A retired Marine A-4 pilot, drunk and with a ragged dirty look, came to apply for the position. The director wondered how to send him away.
They gave him a glass of wine to taste.
The old pilot tried it and said, "It's a Muscat three ...
What do you call an Amazon warehouse worker who likes hip hop?
A bubble wrapper
(My 15yo son came up with this while assembling his computer chair popping the bubble wrap to a beat)
A man goes to Heaven and meets Jesus.
Upon arriving at the pearly gates, Jesus said, "Come on in. I'll show you around. I really think you'll like it here."
Walking through the gates, the man noticed that there were clocks everywhere. It appeared that Heaven was nothing more than a giant clock warehouse.
Surprised at how H...
A building supplies company placed an ad for an experienced warehouse person for their warehouse operation...
Bright (not that he could see it) and early the next morning in walks a guy wearing dark glasses and using a white cane.
"I've come about the timber sorting position", he tells the lady at reception.
A bit taken aback, she goes to get her husband, the boss.
He takes one look at...
A man walked into a warehouse looking for a hula hoop.
Once he found one of size, he measured it. A nice length it was! The width of the hoop was 1 meter.
The man began to hack away at the hoop, when suddenly, a voice emerged!
"Please don't cut me! I was created with a circumference of 3.14 meters!"
The man chuckled, and continued t...
Two businessmen meet up. One says to the other, "So sorry to hear about the warehouse fire."
He replies, "Shush! That's tomorrow."
Two Mice Live in a Movie Studio Warehouse
Two mice live in a movie studio warehouse and are looking for food. Suddenly one hears the other chewing.
"What did you find?" he asks.
"I'm not sure, it looks like a piece of film celluloid from an old movie. Let me see...ah, yes - it's from 'Gone with the Wind'".
"And how is i...
A man buys adult diapers
The clerk asks "are you one of those weirdos with a diaper fetish?" with a judgmental look on his face
The man says "no, I'm an Amazon warehouse employee."
The clerk says "Ah, I understand now."
Two guys are standing in an empty warehouse at night, looking around
One of them turns to the other one and says, "You know, maybe we should start talkIng about Fight Club."
A warehouse worker...
A warehouse worker is getting ready to ship a bunch of cases of disgusting, prepackaged food, but he can't get it to fit properly on a skid.
The food was unpalletable.
Clock warehouse
A kid goes walking in the woods and stumbles a upon a warehouse. He goes inside the warehouse and there are hundreds of large grandfather clocks. After walking around a little he sees a wizard and he asks the wizard what the clocks are for. The wizard tells him that each clock is assigned to a diffe...
2.1 million dollars worth of textbooks have been recently stolen from a warehouse.
Police have successfully recovered all eight books.
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
What do you call a pleasing manufacturing warehouse?
A satis-factory.
Inspired by post on reddit/ technology
Police stop a guy.
-Name
Wankbreak
-Excuse me?
Wankbreak....Fred Wankbreak.
-Listen mate you're coming down to the station if you carry on like that.
No seriously I work in the Warehouse over there give them a ring they'll vouch for me.
Cop sighs but can do without the paperwork...
What do you call a warehouse district?
A post-industrial park.
Three thieves enter a warehouse full of crates...
Three thieves enter a warehouse full of crates, just as they were being chased by policemen who chanced upon them breaking into a jewelry shop. Now, the warehouse was for various farm produce, and sounds of farm animals still alive in the crates could be heard from some of them.
The first of ...
Unfortunate sign in discount warehouse near a retirement community:
Shop till you drop!
Robbing a bank in Greece is like raiding a food warehouse in Uganda.
You look stupid and you get nothing out of it.
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store
A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store.
At court he explains to the Judge that it was a case of a simple misunderstanding.
Judge: I don't see how this can be a misunderstanding. You were arrested for drinking straight out of the wine bottle at the register!
What do Michael J. Fox and the new guy at the warehouse have in common?
Both have trouble with the fork lift
when the cops raided the warehouse, the crack dealers were fast asleep while production was going on
this was a case of a rested development.
This guy gets a job at warehouse...
This guy gets a job at warehouse and does amazing work. His superiors are extremely impressed. However, that Monday he calls in and says, "I can't make it in today, I'm sick."
The rest of the week he does the work of two men and, again, impresses his boss. Then on Monday he calls in and says,...
Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down?
Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost.
What happens when you put a bunch of cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon?
You make it a warehouse
Do you have an email address?
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that...
Three men find themselves at a beach-side resort in the Caribbean...
... and they soon begin to discuss their lives and how they came to be there.
The first man says, "I use to run a successful business in the Mid West. One day unfortunately there was a huge fire and my entire warehouse burned to the ground. I collected the insurance on it and decided to move ...
Where do werewolves live?
A woman contacts her brother-in-law last minute to ask him to watch her daughter for the day...
The brother-in-law, Tim, grudgingly agrees. He picks the girl up and takes her down to the shoreline where he works.
"Do you know what I do for a living?"
She nods. "You're a fisherman, right?"
"Well, kind of. See, we get a lot of fish around here, and in order to catch as ma...
Did you hear the one about the horny, dyslexic, narcoleptic?
He kept falling asleep in warehouses.
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find...
A man in Shanghai named Sam wakes up one morning to find that his car, a Mustang, has had all the internal components removed, leaving only a hollow, useless shell. He calls the police and soon an investigative team arrives.
The lead investigator approaches the victim and says "It appear...
A trucker drives through some industrial estate,
He stops near a warehouse and ten minutes later a prostitute approaches nearby.
"50 and I'll do anything, love."
The trucker stares at her up and down.
"deal, grab the forklift and start unloading the truck."
TIFU - I made a bad decision and now I can't get my laptop fixed.
FYI This is a story from last year, not today.
So I had a laptop that was playing up. The screen kept going all janky. One day there was a popping noise and a smell of burning plastic, so I thought that was enough and I contacted the service department.
I found out they had an office...
A shop assistant calls the police saying:
"Officer, the same guy who stole stuff from the warehouse yesterday is in my store!"
"Alright, make sure you close off every exit. We'll be there as soon as possible!"
10 minutes pass, and the agents arrive at the store seeing the man has es...
There was once a dyslexic who decided to become a pimp
but ended up buying a warehouse
They say "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take".
That's why I'm raiding this vaccine warehouse.
Inmate escapes prison
Johnny had been in prison for only a year into his life long sentence with no hope for parole that he had decided that he would not be dying in prison. Using outside connections and some small favors he was able to get a small spoon and a local map of the surrounding area to the prison. After ten ye...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by an axe-murderer...
when they stumbled upon an old abandoned warehouse. Deciding that it was the safest place to hide, the three women entered the warehouse.
Along the back wall of the warehouse were three empty potato sacks laying on the ground. Thinking on their feet, each women got into a sack to hide from c...
Three thieves were fleeing the cops
they went inside a potato warehouse and each saw a sack and hid inside.
The cops walked in and saw the first sack and kicked it. The robber went "meow", so the cop said, oh it's only a cat.
They went to the second sack and kicked it and second robber went 'arf". So cop said, oh, this...
Houdini has just finished a magic show and walks backstage, only to be grabbed roughly, knocked out, and tied up.
When he wakes up, he's in an abandoned warehouse, and a man in a ski mask is standing over him, a sheep by his side. The sheep is using its teeth to tie him up with a very strong rope, which confuses him. Houdini smiles, remembering that he can get out of any knot known to man. He tries to untie the...
Indian police.
[Please excuse my bad english, I'm still an amateur]
An american man with a briefcase full of illegal drugs was walking through an busy crowd somewhere in Mumbai.
"Sweet! Imma sell this for thousands of dollars"
As he made his way through the crowd, he heard someone screaming, h...
Class Discussion: Carbon Footprints and its Anatomical Impact.
Student 1: "I live next to a truck warehouse. There's always a lot of smoke."
Student 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that. You must be exhausted."
Three American men are sitting on a beach in the Caribbean sipping their rum and they get to talking...
Soon they happen to inquire about each other's backgrounds.
The first man says, "I used to own a matchstick factory back in California. But one day there was a fire and the entire factory was burned to the ground. I collected my insurance money and decided to retire here in the Caribbean." <...
Death in the Supermarket
Constantly being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.
A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, da...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops...
They duck into an abandoned warehouse, each find a an empty sack, and climb into it.
Cops follow and poke the bag with the brunette. The brunette goes "woof!" The policeman says, "Oh, it's just a bag of dogs," and walks on.
They poke the bag with the redhead. The redhead goes "meow!"...
What do you call a building you can't locate?
A warehouse
Job Security
After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Joe was hired by a warehouse.
One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.
Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he'd have to withhold 10 percent of Joe's wages to pay for the re...
Veteran Wine Taster
At a wine merchant's warehouse the regular taster died, and the director started looking for a new one to hire. He posted a sign at the entrance to the building... EXPERIENCED WINE TASTER NEEDED --POSITION STARTS IMMEDIATELY.
A retired veteran named "Ace," drunk and with a ragged dirty look a...
Prom night.
This high school kid had a crush on the girl of his dreams, but she was dating someone. However! The pair broke up a month before prom, and he decided to make the move.
He didn't ask her out on the first week because that would be too soon. And he got sick on the second week.
Week 3 he was a...
A security guard and a midnight shift
This is a joke my father told me long ago. I probably don't have it word for word, but this is basically how it goes.
So it's midnight and this security guard is making his usual rounds outside some warehouse when all of a sudden, he sees a shadowy figure exit the building. The guard approa...
Update- Mexico has 2000 plus cases of Corona
At the Corona beer factory warehouse
A man was studying to be a filmmaker...
Since he was big live music fan, he started hitting up his favorite local bands and offering to do behind-the-scenes documentary sessions as promotional materials. He got a few bites and after shooting a few small acts, his work really took off, developing a reputation for the way he seemed to disap...
I took my son to the space museum last weekend.
They charged us $5.50 to stand in an empty warehouse.
Renting a dirty video
A blonde decides to do something she"s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back.
After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles...
This guy has been suffering these terrible, excruciating headaches for months and finally decides to go to the doctor, despite his aversion to doing so. He explains to the doctor what's going on, so the doctor decides to run the gamut of tests on him to see if they can pinpoint what's wrong.
A very rich man gave birth to a son.
On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room...
I was trying to find out where my local pelt-merchant was hosting a "Lupine Designs" fashion gala for his fellow lycanthropes this year
So I asked "Where is the werewolf's wolf-wares warehouse where werewolves wear wolves' wares?"
My poor reading skills ruined my future as a pimp
But now I own a warehouse
A mob boss has a job...
A mob boss was looking for some new thugs to take care of problems with the business. Having just lost several men to a warehouse accident, there were a few vacancies. One of his close friends offered some advice.
"There's this new company that's producing automated thugs. Supposedly, these...
Dumb joke I thought of while bored at work.
Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
One thing kids like is to be tricked.
For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
"Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.
I started to drive over ...
Getting back on his feet
A man working in a warehouse suffers a terrible accident when a heavy crate falls on his feet crushing and severing all of his toes. At the hospital he undergoes several hours of surgery. After months of rehabilitation he is able to walk again.
He decides to visit his favorite local bar. Seei...
I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana...
I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.
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