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Yogi Berra: philosopher, 1967.
Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra (born May 12, 1925), known from infancy as "Mahesh" due to his predelication for spicy Indian food, was born in St Louis, Missouri. He played out almost all of a hugely successful baseball career at the New York Yankees and became one of the twentieth century's greatest philosophers despite quitting school in the eighth grade.
Having won the world series a record eight times, he went on to influence the lives and thinking of tens of thousands of devoted followers with his published works and collected wisdom, "Things that I done said and thunk". Despite its success, and the devotees his new philosophy attracted, Berra remained typically modest about his achievements, telling Time magazine:
" I really didn't say everything I said. "
2 A Sporting Hero
3 Spiritual career
4 TM in the 1970s
5 Continuing baseball success
6 Reaching the End
Berra was born to Italian immigrant parents in "The Hill " district of St. Louis, attending the same Junior High School (Holy Mother of Ganesh Hindu College) as contemporary Joe Garagiola. Lawrence considered himself to be "Smarter than the average Berra" but was not a gifted scholar. He reportedly enjoyed the Physical Education offered and the long hours spent sitting cross-legged in morning assembly, but struggled with written work and examinations. Despite his own modest scholastic achievements, Berra retained a lifelong affection for education. One of his earliest public statements was:
Ranger-Smith's baseball camp in happier times. Yellowstone, 1936.
" Don't buy your children encyclopedias. Let 'em walk to school like we had to. "
The turning point in Berra's spiritual and sporting life was a 1940 visit to Yellowstone National Park. Here he came under the influence of mystic Swami Swaroopanand Jaui Ranger-Smith. Under his given name, (John Ranger-Smith), the Swami had been a hero of Berra's and had given up an All-Star career with the St Louis Cardinals to seek a simpler existence among the thermal springs, buffalo and yellow stones of Wyoming. As a keen baseball fan and aspiring player, Berra was keen to learn all he could from this enigmatic figure, in the hope of becoming a Yogi himself.
Over the next 18 months, Ranger-Smith began to teach Berra the basics of meditation, initially by encouraging him to recite the 71 names of God. When it became apparent that reciting the only two names Berra could recall ("God" and "Keith") was not having the desired effect, Ranger-Smith suggested a more radical approach. He insisted that only if Berra surrendered his will completely to that of his guru would he ever achieve the inner calm that would allow him the razor-sharp focus needed to succeed at baseball. Berra agreed, even when the Swami insisted that his acolyte wear nothing but a traditional Indian Dhoti (loin-cloth) and agreed to allow Ranger-Smith to anoint his skin with ghee each morning and evening. Days later he had his first meditative success by focusing on the heavy breathing of Ranger-Smith in the foetid darkness of a volcanic cave. As the intensity of Ranger-Smith's breathing accelerated Berra "Felt a sensation like hands all over my body. Just like a soft caress at first but then lifting me bodily over until I found myself on my knees. Then I felt sensations like I'd never considered possible before - I wouldn't have got none of that if I'd stayed in St Louis."
The strange trance-like meditation was repeated most days, often several times. In between, Ranger-Smith began to focus on Berra's baseball skills. A favourite technique involved the loading of Old Faithful with up to a dozen baseballs which the young Berra would either catch with his bare hands despite the searing temperature, or bat away safely through the timber wolves in the outfield. Berra's skills improved dramatically and he was awarded the honorific title of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi Berra. But he began to chafe at Ranger-Smith's continued insistence on the cave rituals. Finally, tragedy struck when Berra awoke to find the Swami had been brutally murdered - impaled rectally on a sharpened Louisville Slugger. Following a brief investigation, state troopers placed the blame on Yellowstone's notorious Marmots.
At the same time, an urgent call from the New York Yankees offered Berra a new life in the big city. He remained in Yellowstone long enough, however, to preside over Ranger-Smith's cremation pyre.
" Always go to other people's funerals," he told the assembled mourners. "Otherwise they won't come to yours. "
He left the park never to return next day, having improved his batting average, achieved inner-harmony and gained an abiding passion for "pic-a-nic" baskets.
A Sporting Hero
By now insisting on being addressed as Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, Berra joined the New York Yankees in 1946 and made an instant impact. He played 86 games that season, becoming known for his uncanny ability to catch even with his back to play, and for awaiting his turn to bat in the dug-out while sitting in the Lotus-position. In subsequent years he would play over 100 games a season, his habit of levitating above the back-stop to try to work out the pitcher's technique making him equally popular with spectators and team-mates alike.
The logo of "Junior TM" - the controversial youth wing of the movement
"You can observe a lot by watching," he claimed.
In 1947, he won the first of his World Series pennants, following a thrilling series of play-offs against the London Beef-Eaters, Berlin Blue Sox and Paris Ponces. 1948 saw his first selection for the All-Star team (a feat he repeated in each of the subsequent fifteen seasons) and a further twelve World Series followed, allowing the Yankees to eclipse the exploits of the Guadalahara Greasers earlier in the century.
"Baseball," the Maharishi informed the public when pressed on his unprecedented success. "Is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
The Maharishi's soaring popularity (15 times consecutive MVP) and his sagacious post-match press-conferences allowed him to launch a revolution the like of which the world had not been seen since the Romans had put an end to Jesus of Nazareth's burgeoning conjuring career in first century Judea. America had seen nothing like Transcendental Meditation and soon its influence was spreading across the globe. TM (as it became known) was the Maharishi's design for life, a way to overcome the mental clutter generated by day-to-day existence. According to Berra, higher level practitioners would not only be able to levitate, but also to walk through walls and to become invisible - an ability he claimed allowed him to steal bases almost at will. Adherents to this revolutionary movement needed only to follow the simple precept of his seven-step course over a four day training program, and deposit $1500 in one of his many off-shore bank-accounts.
TM was an unprecedented success. Within five years tens of thousands of practitioners had transformed their lives and exhausted their savings. In a 1952 interview with the Maharishi, the New York Times asked how he had developed the technique.
"I have deep depth," Berra explained.
Pressed on why he had chosen to follow a spiritual path rather than merely enjoying the trappings of sporting fame he delivered the maxim by which TM devotees worldwide now live:
" If you come to a fork in the road, take it. "
Spiritual career
Berra's ability to blend enthusiasm for baseball with eastern mysticism inspired the creation of this Bhuddist shrine in Nagano, Japan.
The Maharishi's playing career continued to flourish even as his religious community grew. Whereas traditional Hindu mysticism stressed self-denial, rigorous concentration and aceticism, TM seemed a much more navigable path to enlightenment. Berra explained that trying to control the mind was like trying to fall to sleep - the more effort one put in, the more active the mind and the more distant the goal. In Berra's view the natural tendency of the mind to move towards its own gratification meant that the less effort one made, the sooner one would approach Nirvana. TM, he said, was ideally suited to the modern American life in which thinking deeply was discouraged and treated with suspicion. And thousands seemed to agree - attracted to TM by the fact that lack of preparation or intellect were positive advantages.
By the mid 1960s celebrity endorsement had become a factor in the success of the movement and the Maharishi had an income in excess of that of Mexico. It was The Beatles who brought TM to the attention of millions, and allowed it to become the phenomenon we know today. John Lennon first encountered the Maharishi at a week-long meditation workshop in Bangor, North Wales - a location chosen for its lack of any external visual stimulus.
By 1968 all three musicians in the band and Ringo were sitting at his feet at the Maharishi's newly established Long Island Ashram. Though they arrived full of hope that TM would help fill the void left by LSD, Starr and McCartney left after 3 weeks; McCartney due to a lentil-allergy while Ringo had found his inability to keep time on the Tabla embarrassing from the start. Two weeks later, Lennon and Harrison also departed. George Harrison told Melody Maker that he simply couldn't overcome his frustration at Berra refusing to play any of his songs around the camp-fire. Lennon had been incensed by the Maharishi's sexual advances towards female members of Beatles' entourage.
Interviewed about the catastrophe by the Wall Street Journal, the Maharishi was appropriately philosophical "Even Napolean had his Watergate" he said before claiming that "half the lies they tell about me aren't true." But the die had been cast and his personal mystique never again rose to the same heights. Especially damaging was the song Lennon wrote about the incident, which appeared on the White Album as "Beefy Berra" and paid testament to Lennon's personal disappointment with his former idol.
" Beefy Berra, what have you done? "
" Copped-off with Mia Farrow - scored a home-run. "
In later years the actress and others claimed that there had been no genuine impropriety.
" We were sitting in a dark cave together and there was the usual sensation of hands all over my body, particularly the breasts - but that happened every time we went into the cave. The Maharishi told me to concentrate on being a fielder in an imaginary ball-game and then he asked if I wanted to move beyond second base - that kinda freaked me out but I guess English wasn't his thing. He must have noticed me starting to panic because then he asked if there was a position I'd be more comfortable with and I just ran out screaming. "
TM in the 1970s
By the mid-1960s many celebrities were practising Transcendental Meditation.
Following the Beatles debacle, Berra threw himself into his work. His deep understanding of the game and the advanced meditative techniques he brought to coaching allowed him to be a World Series winning coach for both the New York Mets and, later, his beloved Yankees. At the same time, Berra began to invest profits in prestigious property such as Mentmore Towers in England and Vedaland - a Vedic amusement park in Orlando where visitors could pay $50 for a day pass to sit in a field and contemplate the fun they would be having if the rides were not purely imaginary. To fund his ambitious plans for more worldwide purchases, rates for the TM induction programme and further training were doubled, the first increase for eight years. Berra justified this dramatic price hike by noting that: "Nickel ain't worth a dime no more."
An unintended consequence of the price-hike was a slow change in the focus of TM away from its initial enthusiastic but inconveniently penniless hippy base. The new target was the booming urban professional classes who, Berra noted, "Had more money than incense". Money poured in and TM spread its net even wider. But all was not well at home. Indian tax officials raided his home forcing the Yogi to move to the Netherlands. "Even Napolean had his Watergate," he told followers.
Here he set up a new base at Vlodrop, and even claimed to find the Northern European climate better suited to him than the closeness of the Indian monsoon season. "It ain't the heat," he told Newsweek. "It's the humility." It was from Vlodrop that he launched the Natural Law Party (NLP) as a means for achieving a "natural government" to enact his "Master Plan to Create Heaven on Earth". It was important to set out a strategy for the future he claimed as "If you don't know where you're going, you might wind-up someplace else."
Continuing baseball success
Even as TM was spreading, and the Natural Law Party made moves to become the World government, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi continued with his first passion - Baseball. As his playing days began to draw to a close, he had begun to manage the New York Yankees in 1963, moving to the Mets when Yankees owner, Arnold Benedict, objected to his management style. Berra had been content to coach the team by the pure power of his thoughts, while relaxing on his various ashrams worldwide. Benedict fired him despite the coach's objection that it was thought-power alone had led them to the 1964 American League pennant.
NASA astronauts practise Yogic Flying exercises, 2008, following the announcement of the retirement of the Space Shuttle fleet.
The Mets, however, appreciated the need for inner peace and harmony. Their owner, Jefferson Thomas, inserted a clause into Berra's contract that, provided he meditated on their form for an hour daily, he need never take a coaching session himself again. Berra though continued to visit whenever TM work led him to the US, enjoying their hospitality but always asking that they; "Cut that pizza into four slices, I ain't hungry enough to eat six." He led them to the World Series by "remote control" in 1969, and to the National League pennant in 1973 through the mere projection of his karma directly from Calcutta.
He returned to the Yankees as coach in 1976, expressing his delight to be back at the Yankee Stadium, his spiritual home, with the famous epithet; "It's like déjà vu all over again." Here his talents were again recognised and the Yankees took World series in both 1977 and 78, and American League pennants in 76 and 81 despite Berra spending much of the period buried up to his neck in cow dung in the city of Allahabad in order to overt the otherwise immininet impact of a large meteor. Inevitably, such intense meditation took up most of his efforts and he was inevitably fired once more by Benedict after the disasterous 1985 series culminated in defeat at the hands of the Sunny days Retirement Village Elasticated Sox. Unsurprisingly, Berra was philosophical;
"We made too many wrong mistakes," he said.
Reaching the End
He retired formally from baseball in 1989 to concentrate on training teams of Yogic Flyers to levitate between the warring factions in the Middle East and in Yugoslavia. He never again attended a game at his beloved Yankee Stadium. "No one goes there any more," he told friends. "It's too crowded." With his full attention back on the promotion of TM, the Natural Law Party won general elections in Britain, Germany, Italy and Uganda between 1990 and 2003, going into a coalition government in Britain in 1997 with the Bring-a-Bottle Party. Despite having achieved immortality through meditation, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi regretfully chose to die peacefully in his sleep on February 5, 2008. "The future ain't what it used to be," he told devotees before ascending to heaven.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi's remains were ceremionially burned in a private ceremony attended by millions. His ashes were collected in an urn and ritually scattered across the surface of the Holy River Hudson. They are said to have dissolved. In New York's Central Park a small memorial stone reminds visitors of his profound impact on both baseball and the spiritual health of the planet his Natural Law Party now governs in universal peace. Its simple inscription reminds people of the need to not only meditate, but to live a good life, putting the Swami's teachings at its centre:
" In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. "
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Retro Contemporary:— Beeth Oven • Mozrat
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Football:— Real football • Wimp Football • Indianapolis Colts
Baseball:— Canadian baseball • Chicago Cubs • White Sox
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Meridian West, together with Message Consulting Ltd and Coast, hosted the first of the year's roundtable breakfasts discussing changing trends and the ambitions of firms in their 2019 thought leadership programmes.
The answer? Start with strategy. What is the overall strategic direction of the firm or practice area? Involve early on smart people who are responsible for delivering against that strategy and tap them for ideas. Do those ideas best reflect the strategy and ambitions of the firm?
One of the problems facing larger professional services firms is the weight and frequency of campaigns created. Can one firm create too much thought leadership?
There are, of course, many ways to measure the success of a campaign but the starting point will always be knowing what the purpose of the campaign might be. A clear purpose will shape whether research is needed and if so to what extent. It will help identify target audiences and the most appropriate distribution channels.
The roundtable concluded with acknowledgement that thought leadership is overused and as a result can lose its impact. Questions were also raised over the name itself – thought leadership is misused and misunderstood – although a viable alternative has yet to be settled on.


new stable version 18.7.2354 has just been released. This time it's more about fixes and internal improvements.
didn't you forget to mention that "Software Updater" has migrated from "Protection" to "Performance" in the IU?
Hi NON, new settings are planned for V18.8, afaik.
This new update is causing my AvastSvc process to chug data within minutes of startup for about 10 minutes and recurs (which is a problem for an old computer like mine), rather than once per session if that (which is more reasonable). Even Repair doesn't work, while it did work last time AvastSvc went on the fritz for me.
2:54 AM EDIT: Hasn't acted up again, but still something to look into.
10:33 PM October 10th EDIT: AvastSvc is still chugging on my data, multiple times in a single session. Once when starting my computer, then again an hour and a half later, and one other time all in one session. It acts up for 12 minutes at a time a little after initial start-up, then 2 minutes on subsequent times.
I initially installed the "Recommended installation", as well as when I changed Avast before trying Repair.
Disabling all shields while disconnected from the internet did not stop AvastSvc's activity, so the shields or online connections aren't the problem. It must be one of the other "Recommended" components that got borked in the update, causing AvastSvc to scan for 12 minutes for no reason.
I keep looking back at my harddrive space, and it seems to be very subtly shrinking over time. I was at 412 GB last night. I'm at 409 GB now. While I have saved files during today, I doubt they even reach 100 MB. Again, there is definitely something wrong with a component or two of the "Recommended" installation.
11:00 PM EDIT: I couldn't really wait any longer, since I didn't like the idea of dealing with this problem for an elongated period of time. On a hunch, I Changed the installation to a Custom one, omitting the following components: Software updater, Wi-fi Inspector, SafePrice, Passwords and Cleanup. And it seems to have worked for start-up- the early AvastSvc fits didn't happen. So one of those five components is the culprit.
I'll update again if something happens.
This new version has caused my Logitech Squeezeboxes to quit working. LMS (the sever software) uses ports 3483, 9000, 9001, 9090. I can't find anyway to allow specific ports to be open through Avast.
Which Avast version ??? Free - Paid - which version if paid ???
Sounds like a firewall problem. Avast Free and Pro do not have a firewall.
Hi, out of interest, any valid reason why the SU got moved to "Performance"..!??
I updated from the UI and no problem and the Software Updater got moved to 'Performance' (like Asyn, I wondered why it would be considered a performance component). Driver Updater is there also, hoping I might purchase it.
Why you wouldn't have it move on a clean install is strange unless the downloaded installation file wasn't the same build number (18.7.4041.0). Presumably you also did a restart after your installation.
Mind you this is on my XP system so there could well differences as the new settings won't be applied to XP/Vista systems.
There seems to be differences in different installations with the same supposed version number. The driver Updater is something I would never install even if it were a free option.
I also thought paid options had a padlock on them as they are in the Protection section of the UI, but not so in the Performance section.
Performance components haven't had padlocks on them ever(atleast i haven't seen them). I'm not sure why.
A theory could be because they are half free, driver updater shows outdated drivers and cleanup still shows problems. Mabey that's why they don't have padlocks.
I have 4 devices with avast (3AIS + 1 free) , SU move to performances on 3 (2AIS + 1 free (W10,W7,WXP)) but not on the 4 (W8.1) , SU is always on "Protection" even after reboots and repair.
This new version appears to block Firefox "Nightly" (beta version) from most web sites on my bookmark list, such as CNN, ABC News, and many other commercial sites.
There is an error message, although it does not specifically mention Avast. It does, however, point to an anti-virus program possibly causing the problem. These sites all loaded properly before this latest upgrade (installed yesterday).
If I turn off Avast, the sites load as before. My apologies for not capturing the error message before posting this.
Strange, Software updater is back in protection tab.
Here is the message shown when it's not possible to get to the web sites. This particular site was google.com.
Nightly detected a potential security threat and did not continue to www.google.com. If you visit this site, attackers could try to steal information like your passwords, emails, or credit card details.
www.google.com has a security policy called HTTP Strict Transport Security (HSTS), which means that Nightly can only connect to it securely. You can't add an exception to visit this site.
So this is a block from Firefox not Avast.
This is definitely a (known) Nightly issue. Mozilla (and Chrome for that matter) have now invalidated all Symantec certificates.
See: http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=3041212 (http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=3041212) and https://www.ghacks.net/2018/08/24/expect-an-increase-in-browser-privacy-and-security-warnings/ (https://www.ghacks.net/2018/08/24/expect-an-increase-in-browser-privacy-and-security-warnings/), for example.
Updated okay on both computers ... Noticed the UI opening even my XP PRO SP3 P4 is much faster. I only use Behavior, File, Web Shields and the Rescue Disk option when installing. I personally have no need for the extra stuff.
It belongs in protection since an outdated program is a potential security risk.
If he thought (like us , users) that SU was a protection tool, he wouldn't have moved it into performance, and if it was a mistake, MartinZ wouldn't have edited the "what's new"
This version of Avast on 2 laptops now exhibit "Avast is down, something has gone wrong" when doing a Smart Scan or basic scan.
Coincidentally Windows 10 V1803 2018-10 cumulative update applied.
The scan seems to complete in the background but the Avast interface crashes.
Been there, done that, problem still exists.
Brand new laptop last week.
Just preparing laptop again, doing a Macrium Reflect backup then I'll install it again!
Did that Brand New Computer come with a trial version of a 3rd party AV ???
If so, which one and how was it removed ???
If there was a trial of a third party AV, check my signature for Successfully Installing Avast.
No AV product installed - quite bloat free actually.
I'm aware of the correct procedure, already tried, so just repeating it isn't going to solve it.
1): Download the "Full Offline Installer" for what you are trying to install. Using the On Line Installer can cause problems at times.
2): Use "Avast Clean" to completely remove the current installation and then reboot.
3): On some computers you may have to Right Click on the Installer File and Select "Run As Administrator"
It doesn't seem that r44flyer has confirmed that he used the offline version.
From experience, tutorials are rarely followed step by step.
bruce_b insists particularly (in red) on this.
I don't insist on anything, just trying to help the OP ... And I still stand by what I say: The Full Offline Installers work better than Stub or OnLine Installers and this seems to hold true for just about any stub installer used. Look at the issues Windows 10 users have MS does an online upgrade .. Takes hours and sometimes does not work correct. But if you download the latest Windows 10 version and then use that to upgrade, it is faster and usually trouble free.
Those suggestion had already been passed along.
For a reliable product ALL installers should work correctly.
Offline installer obtained and custom scans work fine so far, existing licence applied and new device added to the account.
However the Smart Scan 'reliably' falls over.
It didn't before on the 18.6.2349 version and before the October Windows updates.
Which downloads ??? Program and VPS OK Installation downloads also working for me.
Received an email from Whom ??? What version are you running now ???


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It happens to be my dad's birthday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDIO!
In honor of that event, here is a picture of a pigeon I call POP, which is short for "Pile O' Pennies," because that's what it looks like to me. In this lighting, you don't really get the hint of iridescence that brushes some of the feathers.
Back when I worked in Beverly Hills, there was a pigeon that would strut up Beverly Drive that was a smooth copper color, almost like a cedar waxwing, but with that iridescent neck you see in the standard-issue gray birds. He was beautiful (I know it was a he because of his behavior).
This bird is beautiful in a different way; it is more like the sparrows who come to the yard. You don't really notice the subtlety of the colors because the overall impression is "brown."
Anyway, there is a POP for my pop. I love you, Dad.
or, "why I love my zoom lens"
The salvia isn't perfectly in focus, but considering that was nearly 20 feet away and through glass ... not bad.
I am routinely seeing birds perching on the sunflowers that they planted. It's cute, especially when they land on a leaf and then fall off.
We saw these little dudes as we were leaving the Pt. Arena Lighthouse area.
Taken from the (stopped) car, obviously, so better composition wasn't really an option. Their mother was on the other side of the road. Cute li'l varmints!


artrepublic provides its pick of the top 5 Brighton Art Exhibitions July 2016.
In this show, select artists from the Cameron Contemporary Gallery roster will show their most vibrant, exciting works. The gallery promises a varied, vibrant and uplifting exhibition to celebrate the season from artists including Pippa Cunningham, Dinah Dufton, Luke Hannam, Hetty Haxworth, Kevin Hendley, Maria Kuipers, Simon Laurie, Annie Mendelow, David Storey and Kirsty Wither.
Alongside this riot of colour, the gallery also welcomes two new artists and the renowned ceramicist Rowena Gilbert. Showing for the first time, visitors will see a selection of new works by Nic De Jesus, and Richard Whadcock.
For summer 2016, Fabrica presents internationally renowned Italian artist Michelangelo Pistoletto. His installation will feature an elaborate labyrinth constructed from cardboard, with a symbol laid out in coins on a mirror in the centre.
The symbol, which is the infinity sign altered to add a central loop represents The Third Paradise. According to Pistoletto's manifesto written in 2003, The Third Paradise seeks to reconcile the conflict between the first and second paradises of nature and human artifice. This conflict has led to globalized, destructive problems and by imagining a third paradise representing a socially responsible path to a new planetary civilization, Pistoletto aims for a resolution that will save the planet and humanity.
This month the Royal British Legion's award-winning Bravo 22 Company will run its first 'Recovery and Wellbeing through Art' Project. Set up in 2014, the Bravo 22 Company was formed to help improve self-awareness, confidence, self-esteem and motivation in order to move wounded, injured and sick service personnel (WIS) along their individual paths to recovery.
The Royal British Legion, in partnership with The Drive Project and Phoenix Brighton, will be working with a group of WIS personnel, veterans, and their family members, on model making, sculpture, and collage exploring the theme of recovery. This exhibition is a culmination of this four-week project.
Hinterlands are defined as those areas that are beyond what is known and visible and is possibly the most poetic of geographical terms.
Bailey Alexander Gallery will show works by their resident artists and other local artists as well as select artists from across the globe – from South America to Africa to Eastern Mongolia, as well as Surrey, London and Dorset.
Hove Civic Society has launched a crowd funding campaign to raise the remaining £35,000 of £100,000 needed to build a plinth on Hove promenade.
Launched in June, the campaign has already reached a third of its target and organisers are calling on the people of Brighton and Hove to make this new site for public art a reality. A film about the campaign, including interviews with the artists behind the first three sculptures, is being shown throughout Brighton's Big Screen event.


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practicing your faith as a registered, regularly attending member of our parish.
Certificates are not issued to anyone who does not meet these criteria.
We receive many requests for sponsorship letters for Baptisms and Confirmations. A sponsorship letter is a letter from the pastor of the parish attesting that the person is eligible to be a sponsor. The Church, and not the pastor, defines eligibility. To be a sponsor for the sacrament requires that you are a registered member of the parish in good standing with the church, and that you attend Mass regularly and support the church to the best of your ability. Most people who are asked to be sponsors qualify without any question. However, several times a month the pastor is asked for a letter from persons who he does not know or recognize, or who are not in good standing with the church and who infrequently or never attend Mass. If we do not know you, and have no record of your attendance at Mass, we cannot in honesty issue a sponsorship letter. Using envelopes is a good way of tracking, but it is not the only way of assuring that you are a practicing Catholic, and an appropriate spiritual role model for a young person about to receive the Sacrament. If you are asked to be a sponsor, and we do not know you, please provide some evidence that you are in fact a practicing Catholic, and if you are not, please don't ask the pastor to change the rules for you.
2. A baptized person who belongs to a non-Catholic ecclesial community is not to participate except together with a Catholic sponsor and then only as a witness of the baptism.
Can. 892 Insofar as possible, there is to be a sponsor for the person to be confirmed; the sponsor is to take care that the confirmed person behaves as a true witness of Christ and faithfully fulfills the obligations inherent in this sacrament.
Can. 893 §1. To perform the function of sponsor, a person must fulfill the conditions mentioned in Can. 874.
2. It is desirable to choose as sponsor the one who undertook the same function in baptism.


A huge array of fixtures for the coming week. Beginning Monday 9th April to Sunday 15th April.
** U-14 girls home to Milltown/Listry on Monday at 6pm in Cloon.
** B-Team away to Glenbeigh/Glencar on Tuesday at 7pm in Glenbeigh.
** U-14 boys home to An Ghaeltacht on Wednesday at 7pm in the Track.
** U-12 girls (Div.1) away to Cromane on Friday night at 7pm in Cromane.
** U-12 girls (Div.2) home to Scartaglin, on Friday night at 7pm in The Track.
** U-16 boys away to Ardfert on Friday at 7pm in Ardfert. - GAME POSTPONED!!
** A-Team away to Gneeveguilla on Sunday at 12:30pm in Gneeveguilla.
** B-Team home to Asdee on Saturday at 7pm in the Track.
** U-12 boys away to Legion on Sunday at 7pm in Direen.


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Q: How to send a message when a trello card is moved to a certain list I'm currently making a bot that informs me when a card is moved to the list titled Passed Applications.
I have already made the code and it basically sends a message once a card is moved to the specific list, however, it will randomly send a message and pull a card minutes/hours after it has already been pulled and sent the message.
What I've done so far is:
trello.js

var Trello = require("node-trello"),
    EventEmitter = require("events").EventEmitter,
    extend = require("extend"),
    config,
    trello,
    timer,
    e;

module.exports = function(options) {
        var defaults = {
            pollFrequency: 1000 * 60,
            minId: 0,
            trello: {
                key: "",
                token: "",
                boards: []
            },
            start: true
        };
        e = new EventEmitter();
        config = extend(true, defaults, options);
        trello = new Trello(
            process.env.TRELLO_API_KEY,
            process.env.TRELLO_OAUTH_TOKEN
        );
        if (config.start) {
            process.nextTick(function() {
                start(config.pollFrequency, true);
            });
        }

        function start(frequency, immediate) {
            if (timer) {
                return;
            }
            frequency = frequency || config.pollFrequency;
            timer = setInterval(poll, frequency);
            if (immediate) {
                poll();
            }
        }

        function poll() {
            config.trello.boards.forEach(function(boardId) {
                getBoardActivity(boardId);
            });
        }

        function getBoardActivity(boardId) {
            trello.get("/1/boards/" + boardId + "/actions", function(err, resp) {
                if (err) {
                    return e.emit("trelloError", err);
                }
                var boardActions = resp.reverse();
                var actionId;
                for (var ix in boardActions) {
                    actionId = parseInt(boardActions[ix].id, 16);
                    if (actionId <= config.minId) {
                        continue;
                    }

                    var eventType = boardActions[ix].type;
                    e.emit(eventType, boardActions[ix], boardId);
                }

                config.minId = Math.max(config.minId, actionId);
                e.emit("maxId", config.minId);
            });
        }

index.js

const conf = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync("trelloconfig.json"));
let latestActivityID = fs.existsSync("./latestActivityID") ?
    fs.readFileSync("./latestActivityID") :
    0;
const eventEnabled = type =>
    conf.enabledEvents.length > 0 ? conf.enabledEvents.includes(type) : true;
const TrelloEvents = require("./trello.js");
const events = new TrelloEvents({
    pollFrequency: 60000,
    minId: latestActivityID,
    start: false,
    trello: {
        boards: conf.boardIDs,
        key: process.env.TRELLO_API_KEY,
        token: process.env.TRELLO_OAUTH_TOKEN
    }
});

client.on("ready", () => {
    events.start();
    console.log(`[STATUS CHANGE] ${client.user.username} is now online.`);
    client.user.setActivity("Cookout Grill");
});

events.on("updateCard", (event, board) => {
    if (event.data.old.hasOwnProperty("idList")) {
        if (!eventEnabled(`cardListChanged`)) return;
        if (event.data.listAfter.name === "Passed Applications") {
            let robloxId = event.data.card.name.split(" | ")[0];
            client.channels.get("730839109236424756").send(robloxId);
            if (database.find(x => x.RobloxUser === robloxId)) {
                let data = database.find(x => x.RobloxUser === robloxId);
                const person = client.users.get(data.DiscordID);
                let embed = new discord.RichEmbed()
                    .setThumbnail(
                        "https://www.roblox.com/bust-thumbnail/image?userId=" +
                        data.RobloxID +
                        "&width=420&height=420&format=png"
                    )
                    .setTitle("APPLICATION RESULTS | Passed")
                    .setColor("3ef72d")
                    .setFooter("Cookout Grill", client.user.avatarURL)
                    .setDescription(
                        "Greetings, **" +
                        data.RobloxUser +
                        "**!\n\nAfter extensive review by our Management Team, we have decided to accept your Trainee Application at Cookout Grill. We believe that your application showed that you're ready to become a staff member at our establishment.\n\nWe would like to congratulate you on passing your Trainee Application. Your application met our critical expectations and requirements in order to pass.\n\nIn order to work your way up throughout the staff ranks, you must attend a training at [Cookout Grill's Training Center](https://www.roblox.com/groups/5634772/Cookout-Grill#!/about) during the specific session times. If you're unable to attend one of our designated sessions, feel free to schedule a private session with a member of our Management Team.\n\nWe wish you the best of luck in continuing throughout the staff ranks at Cookout Grill. If you have any further questions, please do not hesitate to create a ticket in our main Discord Server."
                    )
                    .addField("**NEW RANK**", "`Trainee`");
                person.send(embed);
                roblox.message(
                    event.data.card.name.split(" | ")[1],
                    "APPLICATION RESULTS | Passed",
                    "Greetings, **" +
                    data.RobloxUser +
                    "**!\n\nAfter extensive review by our Management Team, we have decided to accept your Trainee Application at Cookout Grill.\n\nWe would like to congratulate you on passing your Trainee Application. Your application met our critical expectations and requirements in order to pass.\n\nIn order to work your way up throughout the staff ranks, you must attend a training at Cookout Grill's Training Center during the specific session times. If you're unable to attend one of our designated sessions, feel free to schedule a private session with a member of our Management Team.\n\nWe wish you the best of luck in continuing throughout the staff ranks at Cookout Grill."
                );
            }
            let embed2 = new discord.RichEmbed()
                .setTitle(`Card list changed!`)
                .setDescription(
                    `**CARD:** ${
            event.data.card.name
          } — **[CARD LINK](https://trello.com/c/${
            event.data.card.shortLink
          })**\n\n**EVENT:** Card moved to list __${
            event.data.listAfter.name
          }__ from list __${event.data.listBefore.name}__ by **[${
            conf.realNames
              ? event.memberCreator.fullName
              : event.memberCreator.username
          }](https://trello.com/${event.memberCreator.username})**`
                );
            client.channels.get("730839109236424756").send(embed2);
            Trello.addCommentToCard(
                event.data.card.id,
                "User has been ranked.",
                function(error, trelloCard) {
                    console.log(error);
                }
            );
        } else return;
    } else return;
});

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APEAL's new report Good Practices on Separate collection, Sorting and Recycling of Steel for Packaging was formally released at the Steel for Packaging, a Pioneer of Circular Economy conference, held in Brussels, last Wednesday 11th April, organised in conjunction with The Parliament Magazine.
The conference brought together a wide range of stakeholders and speakers including MEP's Nils Torvalds and Tibor Szanyi, as well as Gwenole Cozigou and Julius Langendorff, from the European Commission's DG GROW and DG Environment respectively and Eve Tamme from the Permanent representation of Estonia.
After a scene-setting debate between keynote speakers from the Parliament, Commission and Council on the importance of recycling for the circular economy, 3 subsequent panels clarified the importance of separate collection and sorting for quality recycling, the need for transparent reporting to correctly measure recycling rates and the importance of raising public awareness.
Indeed APEAL is committed to helping all EU members states achieve the higher recycling targets set out in the EU's Circular Economy Package (CEP).
With an average of 77.5% recycled across Europe in 2015, steel for packaging is already the most recycled packaging material in Europe, bringing great savings in emissions, resource and energy use.
But APEAL believes more can be done. This report, compiled using examples of good practice from countries across the EU showcases the varied projects, systems and processes by which steel packaging is recycled.


Bernice Christian, 92, of 130 Tunita St., Eutawville, departed this life on Tuesday, November 27, 2018 at her residence. There will be no viewing after the eulogy. The final resting place will be Hillcrest Cemetery, Summerville.


Dogs on the Den! We're back with our annual dog show in a brand new location; the Den in Teignmouth. There will be lots of stalls, refreshments, kids activities and, of course, a fun dog show. We will also be hosting a Big Hound Chill Out area so we look forward to seeing you there!
All proceeds are in aid of Forever Hounds Trust.


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1. Levels and Trends of Wanted and Unwanted Fertility in Uttar Pradesh
Shubhagata Roy, Anjali Pandey and K.K.Singh
Levels and Trends of Wanted and Unwanted Fertility in Uttar Pradesh
The present paper examines levels and trends of fertility decline in Uttar Pradesh, which has occurred over time. The two major factors viz. wanted fertility and unwanted fertility have been the theme of several discussions over decades, among other aspects of population policy. Wanted births are those which are planned by couples and accepted socially, whereas unwanted births are those which do not adhere to certain social norms and may be categorized as illegitimate births, births after achieving a desired family size, births after marriage of own children etc. The study of unwanted pregnancy has been essential to demographers and public health practitioners to understand the levels of fertility and prevent unwanted childbearing. However, still a large number of the Indian women are forced to give unwanted births and this can be observed from the reports of NFHS-1, 2 & 3. Rural women in Uttar Pradesh are still having more children than their urban counterparts and the unwanted fertility rate is also higher. The fertility differentials exist by residence, education, religion, and caste/tribe in Uttar Pradesh. Research on wanted and unwanted components of fertility can lead to frame important policies which in turn may bring considerable decline in fertility and enhance the well-being of mothers and children. This paper measures the unwanted fertility by comparing total wanted fertility rate with the total fertility rate in Uttar Pradesh, which will ultimately help policymakers in designing proper action plan so that replacement level fertility can be achieved. Keywords: Fertility, TFR, TWFR, TUFR, NFHS, WFS, DHS
2. Perio-Esthetics: Frenectomy With Lateral Pedicle Graft
Swati Agarwal, Abhinav and KK Chaubey
Abstract | Pdf Category : Medical Sciences | Sub Category : Dentistry
Perio-Esthetics: Frenectomy With Lateral Pedicle Graft
Smile is an expression that exhibits a feeling of joy, success, sensuality, affection, and reveals self-confidence and kindness. The harmony of the smile is determined not only by the shape, the position, and the color of the teeth, but also by the gingival tissues. In case the gingival tissues do not exhibit harmony with that of smile the individual loses self-confidence. The maintenance of esthetics in the anterior zone is important and especially if the patient is female the importance increases. The present case report, highlights the importance of perio-esthetics in maintaining the harmony of the gingival tissues.
3. Socio-Economic Determinants of Adoption of Improved Rice Production Technologies Among Rice Farmers in Ebonyi State, Nigeria: A Logit Regression Model Approach
Chukwu, Victor A, Eze, Anayochukwu, V. and Osuafor, Ogonna Olive
Socio-Economic Determinants of Adoption of Improved Rice Production Technologies Among Rice Farmers in Ebonyi State, Nigeria: A Logit Regression Model Approach
Adoption is a decision to make use of an innovation on a continuous basis. This study investigated the socio-economic determinants of adoption of improved rice production technologies in Ebonyi State, Nigeria. The study employed multi-stage random sampling techniques in the selection of 420 rice farmers from the three agricultural zones of the state. Primary data were sourced through field survey with the aid of structured questionnaires and interview schedule. Both descriptive and inferential statistics were used in data analysis. The result of the socio-economic characteristics of the farmers shows that majority (66.67 percent) of the respondents were males whose age ranged between 41-50 years with mean age of 42 years. Most of them (62.50 percent) were married and had household size of between 6-10 persons with average household size of 8 persons. Majority (50.83 percent) were full-time farmers whose farm size ranged between 1.1-2.0 hectares. Most of the farmers (43.33 percent) had been involved in rice farming for 21-30 years and earned monthly income of between N31,000-N40,000. The result of logistic regression analysis showed a log likelihood ratio of -188. 40 and Chi-square value of 682.559 which was significant at (P= 0.01); implying that all the variables jointly determined the dependent variable. The Pseudo R2 (Nagelkerke) which was 76.6 percent implied that about 76.6 percent of the variation in the adoption of improved rice production technologies was explained by the farmers socio-economic characteristics. Most of the variables were significant and met a priori expectations. The result of factor analysis identified: technical, financial and institutional constraints as major bottlenecks limiting adoption of improved rice production technologies in the area. It was concluded that the socio-economic characteristics of the rural farmers significantly influenced their adoption of improved rice production technologies. Necessary recommendations such as: reviving youths' interest towards rice production; employing and training more extension workers; timely provision of subsidized agricultural inputs as well as incentives for the formation of cooperative societies; were made.
4. The study of artistic aspects of Darius relief in Bisotun
Majid Yazdanpanah
The study of artistic aspects of Darius relief in Bisotun
This article first examines the artistic aspects of Darius in the Bisotun relief. The purpose of this paper is to analyze the artistic aspects of Darius relief beyond the historical documentation to show the art that world is causing this important relief to the world. The method of this article is library documents, which means the necessary information is collected and then precisely will be analyzed. The result shows that the world's first read inscription, Bisotun inscription, is one of the world's most valuable inscriptions that can be seen in its straw Anobanini embossed effect which both of them have been affected by the Assyrian Naram Sin inscriptions. This inscription gives full information to the world, which makes it's worth a hundredfold.
5. Comparison of Delphi and Analytic Hierarchy Process (AHP) techniques in locating flood spreading
Hamid alipor, Seyed Negar Hashemi Nasab, Amir Hosen Hatefi Ardakani, Mohamad Najim Cheshmidari and Saeed Shojaei
Comparison of Delphi and Analytic Hierarchy Process (AHP) techniques in locating flood spreading
A main part of Iran is considered as arid and semi-arid regions as well as water is one of the limited factors for these areas. Controlling the destructive floods is an important activity due to destructive floods and water shortages. In this regard, flood spreading is an effective strategy to control and use floods. To determine suitable areas for flood spreading and direct water into a permeable formation is one of the most important factors in determining the success of flood spreading projects. The present study was conducted to combine and compare the Delphi and Analytic Hierarchy Process (AHP) for flood spreading in Ivar watershed, NE Iran. For this purpose, 4 main criteria, 8 sub-criteria and 24 indices were selected. Percentage and degree of importance for criteria, sub-criteria and indices of flood spreading was determined by AHP in Expert Choice. Questionnaire forms were filled in by experts so that those which have high degree and percentage of importance are more important. After that, the maps were prepared by geographic information system (GIS). Based on the results of AHP and Expert Choice, the highest and lowest relative importance was recorded for sediment volume and Unemployment rate, respectively. According to Delphi technique, indices of soil permeability, flood quality, soil texture, slope, aqueduct, and sub-criteria of water, aquifer, topography, as well as criteria of permeability and flood are important in order in locating flood spreading for Ivar watershed. According to the results of the techniques used in this study, it is revealed that criteria, sub-criteria and indices in Delphi and AHP have approximate results. Hence, using these techniques interchangeably in location of flood spreading can be effective and practical.
7. Universe discrete and Reality Granular
Alberto Coe
Abstract | Pdf Category : Physical Sciences | Sub Category : Space Science
Universe discrete and Reality Granular
Is reality continuous or discrete ? As for the matter and the energy , both are composed of concrete elements : photons , electrons , molecules…Therefore it is pertinent to ask whether spacetime is made of any type of discrete , elementary ingredients . A preliminary approach to this issue is presented . It consists of numerical and geometric equivalences. The introduction of few parameters will help us to analyze some physical and cosmological subjects.
9. Quantum chemical investigations and FTIR, FT-Raman, NMR, FMO, NBO, MESP of 1,2,4-triazine-3,5(2H,4H)-dione
P. Dinesh
Abstract | Pdf Category : Chemical Sciences | Sub Category : Chemical Physics Review
Quantum chemical investigations and FTIR, FT-Raman, NMR, FMO, NBO, MESP of 1,2,4-triazine-3,5(2H,4H)-dione
The experimental and theoretical study on the structure and vibrations of 1,2,4-triazine-3,5(2H,4H)-dione have been carried out by ab initio HF and DFT/B3LYP method with 6-311++G(d,p) basis set. The FT-IR and FT-Raman spectra of the title compound have been recorded. The molecular structure, vibrational wavenumbers, infrared intensities and Raman activities were calculated. The force constants obtained from this study have been utilized in the normal coordinate analysis. The temperature dependence of thermodynamic properties has been analyzed. Molecular electrostatic surface potential (MESP), total electron density distribution and frontier molecular orbital's (FMO) are constructed at B3LYP/6-311++G(d,p) level to understand the electronic properties. The atomic charges, electronic exchange interaction and charge delocalization of the molecule have been performed by natural bond orbital (NBO) analysis.
10. Acceptability and Adequacy in Translation of John Steinbeck's Novel by Valiallah Ebrahimi
Reza Fatemi
Acceptability and Adequacy in Translation of John Steinbeck's Novel by Valiallah Ebrahimi
This study examines a novel written by John Steinbeck and correspondingly its translation into Persian by Valiallah Ebrahimi (1990). Gideon Toury's Acceptability, Adequacy and Cultural Norms (1995) have been applied in this study. The researcher gathered some information about Toury and his theory of "cultural norms", and also the two types of translation, namely "adequate" and "acceptable" defined by the same scholar. The translated text was analyzed against the original work to determine if it is source-oriented (adequate) or receptor-oriented (acceptable). The impact of the ideology of the translator on adequacy and acceptability in translation has also been considered as the most important case in the study. The findings of the study revealed that Ebrahimi's translation was acceptable.


The show lasts about an hour and starts with the sea lions.
The trainers all have a great bond with the animals.
Amazing dolphins and beluga dolphins!
We've been there expecting just a show of dolphins, but we got more!!! There were also two seals performing, very funny. Perfect match of music, perfect afternoon for kids and also adults, recommended!
Difficult to get there due to works being done in the gardens of Kharkiv city center but in spite of that it was a magnificent show worth it the walk.
To get a wonderful mood, come to the dolphinarium "Nemo"
Not something I expected in Kharkov.
Here is a good place to visit and it is on everyone's list of things to see when visiting Kharkiv, you don't have to be a SeaWorld lover to appreciate this place.
Excellent show! Must see if you are in Kharkov.
Great for a date, especially with a child. For an extra $100 they give you a wet suit and you can ride a dolphin around the pool after the show..... Very cool!!
Very nice show. About an hour and a half of sea mammals acrobatics they seem to enjoy. The trainers are very good and professional.
I felt really gratefull for the show. It's fantastic to see the Delphins to climb and dance the rhythm of the music. My next visit to Kharkov I am going to attend again.
Get quick answers from Kharkov Dolphinarium staff and past visitors.
What about the fare? Does that cost is seperate for the show and swiming with dolphins?
Swim a few rounds 1200uah, diving for half hour is 3000uah!!! Very cheap and very good feeling.
There are supposed to be Buy one get one Free tickets somewhere for this show, does anyone know where?


Dan Dunne (Ryan Gosling) is a young inner-city junior high school teacher whose ideals wither and die in the face of reality. Day after day in his shabby Brooklyn classroom, he somehow finds the energy to inspire his 13 and 14-year-olds to examine everything from civil rights to the Civil War with a new enthusiasm. Rejecting the standard curriculum in favor of an edgier approach, Dan teaches his students how change works - on both a historical and personal scale - and how to think for themselves.
Though Dan is brilliant, dynamic, and in control in the classroom, he spends his time outside school on the edge of consciousness. His disappointments and disillusionment have led to a serious drug habit. He juggles his hangovers and his homework, keeping his lives separated, until one of his troubled students, Drey (Shareeka Epps), catches him getting high after school.
From this awkward beginning, Dan and Drey stumble into an unexpected friendship. Despite the differences in their ages and situations, they are both at an important intersection. Depending on which way they turn - and which choices they make - their lives will change.


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a.k.a. Oswald Arnold Gottfried Spengler
Author Code: GOAS
Born: May 29, 1880 - Blankenburg, Germany
Died: May 8, 1936 - Munich, Germany
Initially educated at the Gymnasium in Halle, Spengler then studied at a number of universities in Munich, Halle and Berlin. He failed his initial doctoral thesis in 1903, but succeeded the following year. From 1906 to 1911 he worked as a teacher in Saarbrucken, Dusseldorf and Hamburg. In 1911, he moved to Munich which became his home for the rest of his life. He wrote the first volume of Decline of the West over the next two years, finally getting it published following the war in 1918. It was an immediate success and propelled Spengler on to the world stage. During the 1920s, he published a second volume of Decline which continued the success of volume one. In 1924, Spengler unsuccessfully backed Seeckt in the election and it proved that Spengler was not practical when it came to politics. Nevertheless, his writing on political subjects remained visionary. After meeting Hitler in 1933, he rejected him as a leader for Germany. He became an avid critic of National Socialism and denounced anti-Semitism as idiotic. Spengler died of a heart attack at his home in Munich. His other works include The Metaphysical Idea of Heraclitus' Philosophy (1904), Prussianism and Socialism (1920), Man and Technics (1932), The Hour of Decision (1933) and Selected Essays (1937 Posthumous).
GOAS003 Aristocracy and Democracy in Industry 1924 4 202k
GOAS005 The Hour of Decision 1934 86 558k
GOAS006 A Man and Technics 1931 30 325k
GOAS002 Our Backs Are to the Wall! 1932 5 209k
GOAS007 Prussianism and Socialism 1919 52 414k
GOAS001 The Return of the Caesars 1934 8 223k
GOAS004 Style As An Organism 1923 3 198k


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Is Torture Part of Police Investigation?
Stan Swamy | 18 Jun 2019
Asks the author, Stan Swamy in his piece, about the accused in Bhima Koregaon case. Stan, a human right activist from Jharkhand and many other well-known activists have been termed 'Urban Naxal' and arrested too.
Stan Swamy, one of the accused in the Bhima Koregaon case, whose house was raided twice by Pune police has written a piece which we are publishing here:
"Torture means any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him information or a confession, punishing him for an act he has committed or is suspected of having committed," (https://www.apt.ch/en/what-is-torture/)
Couple of years ago, India's Attorney General had said at the UN that "Ours (India) is a land of Gandhi and Buddha. We believe in peace, non-violence and upholding human dignity. As such, the concept of torture is completely alien to our culture and it has no place in the governance of the nation." (Baljeet Kaur in EPW Vol. 53, Issue No. 36, 08 Sep, 2018)
Fine words indeed. However the 2015-2016 NHRC Annual Report states:
Custodial violence and torture continue to be rampant in the country. It represents the worst form of excesses by public servants entrusted with the duty of law enforcement.
Between September 2017 and June 2018 news reports noted 122 incidents of custodial torture resulting in 30 deaths. There has been no consistent documentation of torture-related complaints. The National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) does not document cases of custodial torture. (Baljeet…)
Let us enumerate some of the tortures taking place in the context of Indian government's efforts to do away with so-called 'extremism' in the country:
Several intellectuals, artists, writers, journalists, legal professionals, poets, dalit & adivasi rights activists, human rights activists have now become suspects in the eyes of the ruling class. They are now invariably called 'Maoists', 'naxals', 'urban naxals' etc. Cases, including serious cases such as Unlawful Activities Prevention Act [UAPA], Sedition have been foisted on them. Several of them have already been jailed, others are being harassed with raids on their work places and residences.
Now let us ask 'who' and 'what' are these individuals. They are perhaps the most precious human beings who have given the most and best of themselves for the cause of truth and justice and have clearly taken the side of the deprived, marginalized sections of society. They have expended their individual charisms, professional expertise, unconditional solidarity with the deprived masses and many of them have achieved phenomenal success in bringing relief to the abandoned lot of human beings about whom the rest of society does not bother. They have deprived themselves of social & economic security which they otherwise would have enjoyed.
When the ruling class instead of commending their commitment is bent upon punishing them in meanest ways, it is deplorable.
Is this not torture?
The condition of the economically and socially deprived sections is even more a cause of concern. The fact is two-thirds [67%] of prisoners in India are under trials. Besides, one in every three under-trial prisoners in India is either SC or ST. Although they constitute only 24% of the population, 34% of them are under-trials. A random sampling study of under trial prisoners in Jharkhand reveals that the family-income of 59% of under trials is below Rs.3000 p/m and 38% of them earn between Rs.3000 and 5000 p/m. That means a total of 97% of under trial prisoners in Jharkhand earn less than Rs.5000 p/m. The inevitable conclusion is that practically all under trial prisoners are very poor people. (Finding taken from 'A Study of Undertrials in Jharkhand' by Bagaicha Research Team, 2016, p.54)
A vexing question is how did they come to be arrested as 'naxals'/'sympathisers of naxals'? The above-mentioned study found out that about 57% were arrested while they were at their homes. 30% were arrested while travelling, at railway station or at a town while shopping. Eight percent said they surrendered themselves on being informed that there was a case registered against them, and five percent said that they were summoned by the police to the station ostensibly for some other purpose but on arrival they were arrested. However, most of the charge sheets filed by the police state that these arrests were made from forests. This mismatch is a clear indication that the police habitually fabricate cases against Adivasi villagers. (From above-mentioned study, p.56)
It is important to remember that greater part of them are young people. 22% are in the age-group of 18-28 which is the most creative part of one's life and 46% are aged 29-40 which is the most productive part of one's life. (Facts from above study, p.50)
But the repercussions of their imprisonment on themselves and their families are tragic. Many families have mortgaged or sold off the little assets such as their land, cattle. The sole breadwinner of the family is either in jail or implicated in cases. It is heart-rending to see many many families have been reduced to destitution and their small children are growing up without paternal love and care. And knowing full well that if and when they are tried most of them will be acquitted. Hence their trial is deliberately prolonged no end.
It is common knowledge that prisoners are systematically tortured in our country. The poorer you are, the more liable you become a victim of physical torture in prison. Even very educated, knowledgeable, professionals are not exempt from physical as well as mental torture. It became evident when one of the accused in Bhima-Koregaon case who is himself a lawyer was repeatedly slapped during police custody in Pune jail to the extent he had to be taken to the hospital. If this can happen to an eminent legal professional, the fate of poor helpless under-trial prisoners is best left to one's imagination. Is this not torture?
And yet we are told 'India is the land of Buddha and Gandhi and torture is just not part of our culture'!
We can only take solace from the endearing song of our revered patriot, philosopher, poet Rabindranath Tagore. . .
Where The Mind Is Without Fear
Where the mind is without fear and the head is held high
Where knowledge is free
Where the world has not been broken up into fragments
By narrow domestic walls
Where words come out from the depth of truth
Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection
Where the clear stream of reason has not lost its way
Into the dreary desert sand of dead habit
Where the mind is led forward by thee
Into ever-widening thought and action
Into that heaven of freedom, my Father, let my country awake.
Courtesy: E Newsroom,
Original published date:
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Elgar Case: SC to Hear NIA's Appeal Against Anand Teltumbde Bail on Friday
SC Rejects NIA Plea, Orders Navlakha to be Placed Under House Arrest Within 24 Hours
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WordPress announced WordPress Widgets to accessorize the sidebar in WordPress.com Themes, then announced a WordPress Plugin for any full version WordPress user or WordPress Theme designer to incorporate WordPress Widgets into their Themes. Now, Typepad is launching Blog Widgets to accessorize Typepad blogs.
Now that the race has started, stay tuned for a ton of new WordPress Widgets, and who knows how we will all benefit from the competition.
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Although typepad has more widgets then, WordPress but wordpress rocks in speed, so no fear from the difference of both the lists length, WordPress is cool.
As I posted in my blog, at this point both Typepad and WordPress seem be equal in what I call the "Widget Wars". 😀 But maybe Typepad has a slight edge due to more apps. But the future looks strong for both!
In less than 24 hours, I have already encountered seven themes and seven widgets. It was enough to start a WordPress Widgets blog! We'll see what tomorrow brings.
Hi – I don't have a TypePad or WordPress version yet, but I have just launched a fun new Daily Painters Widget that can be pasted into any blog or web page. Displays a rotating selection of new paintings from over 40 'one-a-day' painters.
one thing make the difference.
most typepad's widget (afaik) made by sixapart.
most wp widgets made by community.
you cant beat the wp community!
And the world of widgets continues to grow! WordPress is the best though.


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