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$string['toc'] = 'TOC';
$string['navigation'] = 'Navigation';
$string['aicchacptimeout'] = 'AICC HACP timeout';
$string['aicchacptimeout_desc'] = 'Length of time in minutes that an external AICC HACP session can remain open';
$string['aicchacpkeepsessiondata'] = 'AICC HACP session data';
$string['aicchacpkeepsessiondata_desc'] = 'Length of time in days to keep the external AICC HACP session data (a high setting will fill up the table with old data but may be useful when debugging)';
$string['aiccuserid'] = 'AICC pass numeric user id';
$string['aiccuserid_desc'] = 'The AICC standard for usernames is very restrictive compared with Moodle, and allows for alphanumeric characters, dash and underscore only. Periods, spaces and the @ symbol are not permitted. If enabled, user ID numbers are passed to the AICC package instead of usernames.';
$string['activation'] = 'Activation';
$string['activityloading'] = 'You will be automatically redirected to the activity in';
$string['activityoverview'] = 'You have SCORM packages that need attention';
$string['activitypleasewait'] = 'Activity loading, please wait ...';
$string['adminsettings'] = 'Admin settings';
$string['advanced'] = 'Parameters';
$string['aliasonly'] = 'When selecting an imsmanifest.xml file from a repository you must use an alias/shortcut for this file.';
$string['allowapidebug'] = 'Activate API debug and tracing (set the capture mask with apidebugmask)';
$string['allowtypeexternal'] = 'Enable external package type';
$string['allowtypeexternalaicc'] = 'Enable direct AICC URL';
$string['allowtypeexternalaicc_desc'] = 'If enabled this allows a direct url to a simple AICC package';
$string['allowtypelocalsync'] = 'Enable downloaded package type';
$string['allowtypeaicchacp'] = 'Enable external AICC HACP';
$string['allowtypeaicchacp_desc'] = 'If enabled this allows AICC HACP external communication without requiring user login for post requests from the external AICC package';
$string['apidebugmask'] = 'API debug capture mask  - use a simple regex on <username>:<activityname> e.g. admin:.* will debug for admin user only';
$string['areacontent'] = 'Content files';
$string['areapackage'] = 'Package file';
$string['asset'] = 'Asset';
$string['assetlaunched'] = 'Asset - Viewed';
$string['attempt'] = 'Attempt';
$string['attempts'] = 'Attempts';
$string['attemptstatusall'] = 'Dashboard and entry page';
$string['attemptstatusmy'] = 'Dashboard only';
$string['attemptstatusentry'] = 'Entry page only';
$string['attemptsx'] = '{$a} attempts';
$string['attemptsmanagement'] = 'Attempts management';
$string['attempt1'] = '1 attempt';
$string['attr_error'] = 'Bad value for attribute ({$a->attr}) in tag {$a->tag}.';
$string['autocommit'] = 'Auto-commit';
$string['autocommit_help'] = 'If enabled, SCORM data is automaticaly saved to the database. Useful for SCORM objects which do not save their data regularly.';
$string['autocommitdesc'] = 'Automatically save SCORM data if the SCORM package does not save it.';
$string['autocontinue'] = 'Auto-continue';
$string['autocontinue_help'] = 'If enabled, subsequent learning objects are launched automatically, otherwise the Continue button must be used.';
$string['autocontinuedesc'] = 'If enabled, subsequent learning objects are launched automatically, otherwise the Continue button must be used.';
$string['averageattempt'] = 'Average attempts';
$string['badmanifest'] = 'Some manifest errors: see errors log';
$string['badimsmanifestlocation'] = 'An imsmanifest.xml file was found but it was not in the root of your zip file, please re-package your SCORM';
$string['badarchive'] = 'You must provide a valid zip file';
$string['browse'] = 'Preview';
$string['browsed'] = 'Browsed';
$string['browsemode'] = 'Preview mode';
$string['browserepository'] = 'Browse repository';
$string['calculatedweight'] = 'Calculated weight';
$string['calendarend'] = 'The SCORM activity \'{$a}\' closes';
$string['calendarstart'] = 'The SCORM activity \'{$a}\' opens';
$string['cannotaccess'] = 'You cannot call this script in that way';
$string['cannotfindsco'] = 'Could not find SCO';
$string['closebeforeopen'] = 'You have specified a close date before the open date.';
$string['collapsetocwinsize'] = 'Collapse TOC when window size below';
$string['collapsetocwinsizedesc'] = 'This setting lets you specify the window size below which the TOC should automatically collapse.';
$string['compatibilitysettings'] = 'Compatibility settings';
$string['completed'] = 'Completed';
$string['completionscorerequired'] = 'Require minimum score';
$string['completionscorerequireddesc'] = 'Minimum score of {$a} is required for completion';
$string['completionscorerequired_help'] = 'Enabling this setting will require a user to have at least the minimum score entered to be marked complete in this SCORM activity, as well as any other Activity Completion requirements.';
$string['completionstatus_passed'] = 'Passed';
$string['completionstatus_completed'] = 'Completed';
$string['completionstatusallscos'] = 'Require all scos to return completion status';
$string['completionstatusallscos_help'] = 'Some SCORM packages contain multiple components or "scos" - when this is enabled all scos within the package must return the relevant lesson_status for this activity to be flagged complete.';
$string['completionstatusrequired'] = 'Require status';
$string['completionstatusrequireddesc'] = 'Student must achieve at least one of the following statuses: {$a}';
$string['completionstatusrequired_help'] = 'Checking one or more statuses will require a user to achieve at least one of the checked statuses in order to be marked complete in this SCORM activity, as well as any other Activity Completion requirements.';
$string['confirmloosetracks'] = 'WARNING: The package seems to be changed or modified. If the package structure is changed, some users tracks may be lost during update process.';
$string['contents'] = 'Contents';
$string['coursepacket'] = 'Course package';
$string['coursestruct'] = 'Course structure';
$string['crontask'] = 'Background processing for SCORM';
$string['currentwindow'] = 'Current window';
$string['datadir'] = 'Filesystem error: Can\'t create course data directory';
$string['defaultdisplaysettings'] = 'Default display settings';
$string['defaultgradesettings'] = 'Default grade settings';
$string['defaultothersettings'] = 'Other default settings';
$string['deleteattemptcheck'] = 'Are you absolutely sure you want to completely delete these attempts?';
$string['deleteallattempts'] = 'Delete all SCORM attempts';
$string['deleteselected'] = 'Delete selected attempts';
$string['deleteuserattemptcheck'] = 'Are you absolutely sure you want to completely delete all your attempts?';
$string['details'] = 'Track details';
$string['directories'] = 'Show the directory links';
$string['disabled'] = 'Disabled';
$string['display'] = 'Display package';
$string['displayactivityname'] = 'Display activity name';
$string['displayactivityname_help'] = 'Whether or not to display the activity name above the SCORM player.';
$string['displayattemptstatus'] = 'Display attempt status';
$string['displayattemptstatus_help'] = 'This preference allows a summary of the users attempts to show in the course overview block in Dashboard and/or the SCORM entry page.';
$string['displayattemptstatusdesc'] = 'Whether a summary of the user\'s attempts is shown in the course overview block in Dashboard and/or the SCORM entry page.';
$string['displaycoursestructure'] = 'Display course structure on entry page';
$string['displaycoursestructure_help'] = 'If enabled, the table of contents is displayed on the SCORM outline page.';
$string['displaycoursestructuredesc'] = 'If enabled, the table of contents is displayed on the SCORM outline page.';
$string['displaydesc'] = 'Whether to display the SCORM package in a new window.';
$string['displaysettings'] = 'Display settings';
$string['dnduploadscorm'] = 'Add a SCORM package';
$string['domxml'] = 'DOMXML external library';
$string['duedate'] = 'Due date';
$string['element'] = 'Element';
$string['enter'] = 'Enter';
$string['entercourse'] = 'Enter course';
$string['errorlogs'] = 'Errors log';
$string['eventattemptdeleted'] = 'Attempt deleted';
$string['eventinteractionsviewed'] = 'Interactions viewed';
$string['eventreportviewed'] = 'Report viewed';
$string['eventscolaunched'] = 'Sco launched';
$string['eventscorerawsubmitted'] = 'Submitted SCORM raw score';
$string['eventstatussubmitted'] = 'Submitted SCORM status';
$string['eventtracksviewed'] = 'Tracks viewed';
$string['eventuserreportviewed'] = 'User report viewed';
$string['everyday'] = 'Every day';
$string['everytime'] = 'Every time it\'s used';
$string['exceededmaxattempts'] = 'You have reached the maximum number of attempts.';
$string['exit'] = 'Exit course';
$string['exitactivity'] = 'Exit activity';
$string['expired'] = 'Sorry, this activity closed on {$a} and is no longer available';
$string['external'] = 'Update external packages timing';
$string['failed'] = 'Failed';
$string['finishscorm'] = 'If you have finished viewing this resource, {$a}';
$string['finishscormlinkname'] = 'click here to return to the course page';
$string['firstaccess'] = 'First access';
$string['firstattempt'] = 'First attempt';
$string['floating'] = 'Floating';
$string['forcecompleted'] = 'Force completed';
$string['forcecompleted_help'] = 'If enabled, the status of the current attempt is forced to "completed". (Only applicable to SCORM 1.2 packages.)';
$string['forcecompleteddesc'] = 'This preference sets the default value for the force completed setting';
$string['forcenewattempt'] = 'Force new attempt';
$string['forcenewattempt_help'] = 'This setting hides the "Start new attempt" checkbox and prevents review mode.

SCORM allows a student to return to the same attempt at any point and a new attempt is not possible unless the previous attempt has been set as "completed", "passed" or "failed". If the SCORM package does not do this, the student will always re-enter the same attempt.';
$string['forcenewattemptdesc'] = 'This setting hides the "Start new attempt" checkbox and prevents review mode. SCORM allows a student to return to the same attempt at any point and a new attempt is not possible unless the previous attempt has been set as "completed", "passed" or "failed". If the SCORM package does not do this, the student will always re-enter the same attempt.';
$string['forcejavascript'] = 'Force users to enable JavaScript';
$string['forcejavascript_desc'] = 'If enabled (recommended) this prevents access to SCORM objects when JavaScript is not supported/enabled in a users browser. If disabled the user may view the SCORM but API communication will fail and no grade information will be saved.';
$string['forcejavascriptmessage'] = 'JavaScript is required to view this object, please enable JavaScript in your browser and try again.';
$string['found'] = 'Manifest found';
$string['frameheight'] = 'The height of the stage frame or window.';
$string['framewidth'] = 'The width of the stage frame or window.';
$string['fromleft'] = 'From left';
$string['fromtop'] = 'From top';
$string['fullscreen'] = 'Fill the whole screen';
$string['general'] = 'General data';
$string['gradeaverage'] = 'Average grade';
$string['gradeforattempt'] = 'Grade for attempt';
$string['gradehighest'] = 'Highest grade';
$string['grademethod'] = 'Grading method';
$string['grademethod_help'] = 'The grading method defines how the grade for a single attempt of the activity is determined.

There are 4 grading methods:

* Learning objects - The number of completed/passed learning objects
* Highest grade - The highest score obtained in all passed learning objects
* Average grade - The mean of all the scores
* Sum grade - The sum of all the scores';
$string['grademethoddesc'] = 'The grading method defines how the grade for a single attempt of the activity is determined.';
$string['gradereported'] = 'Grade reported';
$string['gradesettings'] = 'Grade settings';
$string['gradescoes'] = 'Learning objects';
$string['gradesum'] = 'Sum grade';
$string['height'] = 'Height';
$string['hidden'] = 'Hidden';
$string['hidebrowse'] = 'Disable preview mode';
$string['hidebrowse_help'] = 'Preview mode allows a student to browse an activity before attempting it. If preview mode is disabled, the preview button is hidden.';
$string['hidebrowsedesc'] = 'Preview mode allows a student to browse an activity before attempting it.';
$string['hideexit'] = 'Hide exit link';
$string['hidereview'] = 'Hide review button';
$string['hidetoc'] = 'Display course structure in player';
$string['hidetoc_help'] = 'How the table of contents is displayed in the SCORM player';
$string['hidetocdesc'] = 'This setting specifies how the table of contents is displayed in the SCORM player.';
$string['highestattempt'] = 'Highest attempt';
$string['chooseapacket'] = 'Choose or update a package';
$string['identifier'] = 'Question identifier';
$string['incomplete'] = 'Incomplete';
$string['info'] = 'Info';
$string['interactions'] = 'Interactions';
$string['masteryoverride'] = 'Mastery score overrides status';
$string['masteryoverride_help'] = 'If enabled and a mastery score is provided, when LMSFinish is called and a raw score has been set, status will be recalculated using the raw score and mastery score and any status provided by the SCORM (including "incomplete") will be overridden.';
$string['masteryoverridedesc'] = 'This preference sets the default for the mastery score override setting';
$string['repositorynotsupported'] = 'This repository does not support linking directly to an imsmanifest.xml file.';
$string['trackid'] = 'Id';
$string['trackid_help'] = 'This is the identifier set by your SCORM package for this question, the SCORM specification doesn\'t allow the full question text to be provided.';
$string['trackcorrectcount'] = 'Correct count';
$string['trackcorrectcount_help'] = 'Number of correct results for the question';
$string['trackpattern'] = 'Pattern';
$string['trackpattern_help'] = 'This is what a correct response to this question would be, it does not show the learners response.';
$string['tracklatency'] = 'Latency';
$string['tracklatency_help'] = 'The time elapsed between the time the question was made available to the learner for a response and the time of the first response.';
$string['trackresponse'] = 'Response';
$string['trackresponse_help'] = 'This is the response made by the learner for this question';
$string['trackresult'] = 'Result';
$string['trackresult_help'] = 'Shows if the learner entered a correct response.';
$string['trackscoremin'] = 'Minimum score';
$string['trackscoremin_help'] = 'Minimum value that can be assigned for the raw score';
$string['trackscoremax'] = 'Maximum score';
$string['trackscoremax_help'] = 'Maximum value that can be assigned for the raw score';
$string['trackscoreraw'] = 'Raw score';
$string['trackscoreraw_help'] = 'Number that reflects the performance of the learner relative to the range bounded by the values of min and max';
$string['tracksuspenddata'] = 'Suspend data';
$string['tracksuspenddata_help'] = 'Provides space to store and retrieve data between learner sessions';
$string['tracktime'] = 'Time';
$string['tracktime_help'] = 'Time at which the attempt was started';
$string['tracktype'] = 'Type';
$string['tracktype_help'] = 'Type of the question, for example "choice" or "shortanswer".';
$string['trackweight'] = 'Weight';
$string['trackweight_help'] = 'Weight assigned to the question when calculating score.';
$string['invalidactivity'] = 'SCORM activity is incorrect';
$string['invalidmanifestname'] = 'Only imsmanifest.xml or .zip files may be selected';
$string['invalidurl'] = 'Invalid URL specified';
$string['invalidurlhttpcheck'] = 'Invalid URL specified. Debug message:
{$a->cmsg}
';
$string['invalidhacpsession'] = 'Invalid HACP session';
$string['invalidmanifestresource'] = 'WARNING: The following resources were referenced in your manifest but couldn\'t be found:';
$string['last'] = 'Last accessed on';
$string['lastaccess'] = 'Last access';
$string['lastattempt'] = 'Last completed attempt';
$string['lastattemptlock'] = 'Lock after final attempt';
$string['lastattemptlock_help'] = 'If enabled, a student is prevented from launching the SCORM player after using up all their allocated attempts.';
$string['lastattemptlockdesc'] = 'If enabled, a student is prevented from launching the SCORM player after using up all their allocated attempts.';
$string['location'] = 'Show the location bar';
$string['max'] = 'Max score';
$string['maximumattempts'] = 'Number of attempts';
$string['maximumattempts_help'] = 'This setting enables the number of attempts to be restricted. It is only applicable for SCORM 1.2 and AICC packages.';
$string['maximumattemptsdesc'] = 'This preference sets the default maximum attempts for an activity';
$string['maximumgradedesc'] = 'This preference sets the default maximum grade for an activity';
$string['menubar'] = 'Show the menu bar';
$string['min'] = 'Minimum score';
$string['missing_attribute'] = 'Missing attribute {$a->attr} in tag {$a->tag}';
$string['missingparam'] = 'A required parameter is missing or wrong';
$string['missing_tag'] = 'Missing tag {$a->tag}';
$string['mode'] = 'Mode';
$string['modulename'] = 'SCORM package';
$string['modulename_help'] = 'A SCORM package is a collection of files which are packaged according to an agreed standard for learning objects. The SCORM activity module enables SCORM or AICC packages to be uploaded as a zip file and added to a course.

Content is usually displayed over several pages, with navigation between the pages. There are various options for displaying content in a pop-up window, with a table of contents, with navigation buttons etc. SCORM activities generally include questions, with grades being recorded in the gradebook.

SCORM activities may be used

* For presenting multimedia content and animations
* As an assessment tool';
$string['modulename_link'] = 'mod/scorm/view';
$string['modulenameplural'] = 'SCORM packages';
$string['nav'] = 'Show Navigation';
$string['nav_help'] = 'This setting specifies whether to show or hide the navigation buttons and their position.

There are 3 options:

* No - Navigation buttons are not shown
* Under content - Navigation buttons are shown below the SCORM package content
* Floating - Navigation buttons are shown floating, with the position from the top and from the left determined by the package.';
$string['navdesc'] = 'This setting specifies whether to show or hide navigation buttons and their position.';
$string['navpositionleft'] = 'Position of navigation buttons from left in pixels.';
$string['navpositiontop'] = 'Position of navigation buttons from top in pixels.';
$string['networkdropped'] = 'The SCORM player has determined that your Internet connection is unreliable or has been interrupted. If you continue in this SCORM activity, your progress may not be saved.

You should exit the activity now, and return when you have a dependable Internet connection.';
$string['newattempt'] = 'Start a new attempt';
$string['next'] = 'Continue';
$string['noactivity'] = 'Nothing to report';
$string['noattemptsallowed'] = 'Number of attempts allowed';
$string['noattemptsmade'] = 'Number of attempts you have made';
$string['no_attributes'] = 'Tag {$a->tag} must have attributes';
$string['no_children'] = 'Tag {$a->tag} must have children';
$string['nolimit'] = 'Unlimited attempts';
$string['nomanifest'] = 'Incorrect file package - missing imsmanifest.xml or AICC structure';
$string['noprerequisites'] = 'Sorry but you don\'t have the required prerequisites to access this activity.';
$string['noreports'] = 'No report to display';
$string['normal'] = 'Normal';
$string['noscriptnoscorm'] = 'Your browser does not support JavaScript or it has JavaScript support disabled. This SCORM package may not play or save data correctly.';
$string['notattempted'] = 'Not attempted';
$string['not_corr_type'] = 'Type mismatch for tag {$a->tag}';
$string['notopenyet'] = 'Sorry, this activity is not available until {$a}';
$string['objectives'] = 'Objectives';
$string['optallstudents'] = 'all users';
$string['optattemptsonly'] = 'users with attempts only';
$string['optnoattemptsonly'] = 'users with no attempts only';
$string['options'] = 'Options (Prevented by some browsers)';
$string['optionsadv'] = 'Options (Advanced)';
$string['optionsadv_desc'] = 'If checked the width and height will be listed as advanced settings.';
$string['organization'] = 'Organisation';
$string['organizations'] = 'Organisations';
$string['othersettings'] = 'Additional settings';
$string['page-mod-scorm-x'] = 'Any SCORM module page';
$string['pagesize'] = 'Page size';
$string['package'] = 'Package file';
$string['package_help'] = 'The package file is a zip (or pif) file containing SCORM/AICC course definition files.';
$string['packagedir'] = 'Filesystem error: Can\'t create package directory';
$string['packagefile'] = 'No package file specified';
$string['packagehdr'] = 'Package';
$string['packageurl'] = 'URL';
$string['packageurl_help'] = 'This setting enables a URL for the SCORM package to be specified, rather than choosing a file via the file picker.';
$string['passed'] = 'Passed';
$string['php5'] = 'PHP 5 (DOMXML native library)';
$string['pluginadministration'] = 'SCORM package administration';
$string['pluginname'] = 'SCORM package';
$string['popup'] = 'New window';
$string['popuplaunched'] = 'This SCORM package has been launched in a popup window, If you have finished viewing this resource, click here to return to the course page';
$string['popupmenu'] = 'In a drop down menu';
$string['popupopen'] = 'Open package in a new window';
$string['popupsblocked'] = 'It appears that popup windows are blocked, stopping this SCORM package from playing. Please check your browser settings before trying again.';
$string['position_error'] = 'The {$a->tag} tag can\'t be child of {$a->parent} tag';
$string['preferencesuser'] = 'Preferences for this report';
$string['preferencespage'] = 'Preferences just for this page';
$string['prev'] = 'Previous';
$string['protectpackagedownloads'] = 'Protect package downloads';
$string['protectpackagedownloads_desc'] = 'If enabled, SCORM packages can be downloaded only if the user has the course:manageactivities capability. If disabled, SCORM packages can always be downloaded (by mobile or other means).';
$string['raw'] = 'Raw score';
$string['regular'] = 'Regular manifest';
$string['report'] = 'Report';
$string['reports'] = 'Reports';
$string['reportcountallattempts'] = '{$a->nbattempts} attempts for {$a->nbusers} users, out of {$a->nbresults} results';
$string['reportcountattempts'] = '{$a->nbresults} results ({$a->nbusers} users)';
$string['response'] = 'Response';
$string['result'] = 'Result';
$string['results'] = 'Results';
$string['review'] = 'Review';
$string['reviewmode'] = 'Review mode';
$string['rightanswer'] = 'Right answer';
$string['scorm12standard'] = 'Enable SCORM 1.2 standard mode';
$string['scorm12standarddesc'] = 'Disabling this setting allows Moodle to store more data than the SCORM 1.2 specification allows.
If your SCORM packages allow users to enter large amounts of text or if your package tries to store large amounts of data in the suspend_data field disable this.';
$string['scoes'] = 'Learning objects';
$string['score'] = 'Score';
$string['scorm:addinstance'] = 'Add a new SCORM package';
$string['scormclose'] = 'Available to';
$string['scormcourse'] = 'Learning course';
$string['scorm:deleteresponses'] = 'Delete SCORM attempts';
$string['scormloggingoff'] = 'API logging is off';
$string['scormloggingon'] = 'API logging is on';
$string['scormopen'] = 'Available from';
$string['scormresponsedeleted'] = 'Deleted user attempts';
$string['scorm:deleteownresponses'] = 'Delete own attempts';
$string['scorm:savetrack'] = 'Save tracks';
$string['scorm:skipview'] = 'Skip overview';
$string['scormtype'] = 'Type';
$string['scormtype_help'] = 'This setting determines how the package is included in the course. There are up to 4 options:

* Uploaded package - Enables a SCORM package to be chosen via the file picker
* External SCORM manifest - Enables an imsmanifest.xml URL to be specified. Note: If the URL has a different domain name than your site, then "Downloaded package" is a better option, since otherwise grades are not saved.
* Downloaded package - Enables a package URL to be specified. The package will be unzipped and saved locally, and updated when the external SCORM package is updated.
* External AICC URL - this URL is the launch URL for a single AICC Activity.  A psuedo package will be constructed around this.';
$string['scorm:viewreport'] = 'View reports';
$string['scorm:viewscores'] = 'View scores';
$string['scrollbars'] = 'Allow the window to be scrolled';
$string['search:activity'] = 'SCORM package - activity information';
$string['selectall'] = 'Select all';
$string['selectnone'] = 'Deselect all';
$string['show'] = 'Show';
$string['sided'] = 'To the side';
$string['skipview'] = 'Student skip content structure page';
$string['skipview_help'] = 'This setting specifies whether the content structure page should ever be skipped (not displayed). If the package contains only one learning object, the content structure page can always be skipped.';
$string['skipviewdesc'] = 'This preference sets the default for when to skip content structure for a page';
$string['slashargs'] = 'WARNING: slash arguments is disabled on this site and objects may not function as expected!';
$string['stagesize'] = 'Stage size';
$string['stagesize_help'] = 'These two settings specify the frame/window width and height for the learning objects.';
$string['started'] = 'Started on';
$string['status'] = 'Status';
$string['statusbar'] = 'Show the status bar';
$string['student_response'] = 'Response';
$string['subplugintype_scormreport'] = 'Report';
$string['subplugintype_scormreport_plural'] = 'Reports';
$string['suspended'] = 'Suspended';
$string['syntax'] = 'Syntax error';
$string['tag_error'] = 'Unknown tag ({$a->tag}) with this content: {$a->value}';
$string['time'] = 'Time';
$string['title'] = 'Title';
$string['toolbar'] = 'Show the toolbar';
$string['too_many_attributes'] = 'Tag {$a->tag} has too many attributes';
$string['too_many_children'] = 'Tag {$a->tag} has too many children';
$string['totaltime'] = 'Time';
$string['trackingloose'] = 'WARNING: The tracking data of this package will be lost!';
$string['type'] = 'Type';
$string['typeaiccurl'] = 'External AICC URL';
$string['typeexternal'] = 'External SCORM manifest';
$string['typelocal'] = 'Uploaded package';
$string['typelocalsync'] = 'Downloaded package';
$string['undercontent'] = 'Under content';
$string['unziperror'] = 'An error occurs during package unzip';
$string['updatefreq'] = 'Auto-update frequency';
$string['updatefreq_error'] = 'Auto-update frequency can only be set when the package file is hosted externally';
$string['updatefreq_help'] = 'This allows the external package to be automatically downloaded and updated';
$string['updatefreqdesc'] = 'This preference sets the default auto-update frequency of an activity';
$string['validateascorm'] = 'Validate a package';
$string['validation'] = 'Validation result';
$string['validationtype'] = 'This preference set the DOMXML library used for validating SCORM Manifest. If you don\'t know leave the selected choice.';
$string['value'] = 'Value';
$string['versionwarning'] = 'The manifest version is older than 1.3, warning at {$a->tag} tag';
$string['viewallreports'] = 'View reports for {$a} attempts';
$string['viewalluserreports'] = 'View reports for {$a} users';
$string['whatgrade'] = 'Attempts grading';
$string['whatgrade_help'] = 'If multiple attempts are allowed, this setting specifies whether the highest, average (mean), first or last completed attempt is recorded in the gradebook. The last completed attempt option does not include attempts with a \'failed\' status.

Notes on handling of multiple attempts:

* The option to start a new attempt is provided by a checkbox above the Enter button on the content structure page, so be sure you\'re providing access to that page if you want to allow more than one attempt.
* Some SCORM packages are intelligent about new attempts, many are not. What this means is that if the learner re-enters an existing attempt, if the SCORM content does not have internal logic to avoid overwriting previous attempts they can be overwritten, even though the attempt was \'completed\' or \'passed\'.
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FFanzeen: Rock'n'Roll Attitude With Integrity
Through the writings and photography of Robert Barry Francos, a view of the arts and culture, including everyday life.
LEVI DEXTER: Hepcat Heartthrob [1982]
Text by NanSuzy Q. Foster / FFanzeen, 1981
Introduction © Robert Barry Francos / FFanzeen, 2015
Images from the Internet
This interview was originally published in FFanzeen, issue #8, dated 1981. It was written by "NanSuzy Q. Foster," aka Nancy Foster, Nancy Neon, Nancy New Age, and Suzy Q.
Note that I have linked some music to artists mentioned by Dexter throughout this piece. Click on them to hear it.
Fanzine publisher / music fanatic / "The hottest thing from the North to come outta the South" / my-sister-from-another-mother Nancy Foster and I had tickets to see the Clash play at Bonds, in Times Square. It was the thing to do, I suppose, more than anything else. When we got to the venue and we saw the over-sold crowd on line being obnoxious and bullying, Nancy suggested that we ditch the gig and head downtown. The Rockats were performing that night, recording their Live at the Ritz album. We sold our tickets to someone for just enough of a profit to pay for our way into the Ritz, and hopped on the subway. If you are thinking, "Are you crazy?" then I recommend you check out the video clip below. The Rockats were an exciting band, in a way that the Stray Cats could never achieve, even though they were better at marketing themselves because they were all Yanks. The encore, which does not appear on the record, was a cover of Chuck Berry's "'Round and 'Round," which Levi bend down on stage and shared his mic with Nancy, who has a booming voice of her own. It was a great show. – RBF, 2015
FFanzeen: Was the Rockats your first group?
Levi Dexter: Yes, they were the first group that I ever professionally played with. A couple of years before that, there were other rockabilly bands in London, like Crazy Cavan, the Flying Saucers, and Shakin' Stevens.
FFanzeen: What year was that?
Levi: Late '75 to late '77. I'd get up and do one song with them for a laugh. I never had a band. One day I was doing a song with Shakin' Stevens in a movie theater, of all places, and Leee [Leee BlackChilders, famous photographer and scene maker who worked for MainMan, managed the Heartbreakers, and is currently Levi's manager – NF, 1981; Leee passed away in 2014 – RBF, 2015] saw it and said, "Wow!" and helped me to get a band together.
FFanzeen: So, were Smutty Smiff and Dibbs Preston in the original Rockats?
Levi: The original Rockats formed in 1977. It was an all English group. There was Don Deveroux (on drums), Dibbs on guitar, Smut on bass, and Mick Barry on rhythm, and me.
FFanzeen: How did you meet Dibbs and Smutty?
Levi: It was really quite a punk thing. Leee said, "I'll get you a band." And I was with Smiff's family then, and Dibbs was hangin' around the Vortex (a punk club) and said, "Hey! I can play guitar kind of okay." And so, Leee introduced me to him; and we met at the Vortex. We met the drummer at a Wayne County concert and we said, "Do you want to be in our band?" Smut was there fussin' around and Leee said, "That looks great. Why don't we have him in the band?" He could play enough instruments.
FFanzeen: So, he started playing bass after he joined the band?
Levi: Yeah. He could play. Originally, he learned like, two songs that we would play first, really horribly loud. Then we'd unplug him and say, "Oops! Sorry, something went wrong with the bass amp." And then he got into this trip where he'd have half a drum stick and he'd just wack on the upright bass. It sounded awful, but it was good fun.
FFanzeen: Where were the two Levi and the Rockats singles recorded ["Room to Rock" / "All Thru the Nite"; "Rockabilly Idol" / "Note From the South," both 1979, on Kool Kat Records and Peer Communications – RBF, 2015]?
Levi: Out in Los Angeles. I can't remember the name of where we actually recorded it [LRS – RBF, 2015], because it was such a little place. But out in Radio City, there's a big joint, where we mixed it [Greg Lee Processing – RBF, 2015].
FFanzeen: Were your British fans exclusively Teds, or did you have punks as fans, too?
Levi: No, we never played to the Teds or rockabilly audience because it wasn't pure, original – Charlie Feathers – they would freak out. Back then; they could deal with it now. The first date we did was, like, a reggae thing. Then we played with the Fabulous Poodles at some college date. And then the next date we did was with Spiv, of Athletico Spiv. I think it was Spiv Oil back then. The Unwanted, Siouxie and the Banshees, and Adam and the Ants.
FFanzeen: So, your fans were mostly punks, right?
Levi: Yeah. We went on last that date, so it was really scary. The punks really loved it, cos it was noise and fun and rowdy. And it gave us time to learn to play.
FFanzeen: When did you first get into rockabilly?
Levi: My father was a drummer so there was always a lot of that goin' on. And my mother would play rock'n'roll records, like Eddie Cochran and Little Richard, and Elvis and stuff. I was eleven or twelve, and I got into being a Ted for about two years. And then I just started goin' out to the rock'n'roll joints and just started hearin' nothin' but '50s music. When I was (first) bein' aware of music, the only places I'd go were, like, Ted joints. It was all pre-'60s and it was really all a small-minded, simple attitude of, like, if it's after 1960, it's not cool. "The Twist" is not cool because it's, like, the third number is a six. But some garbage song from 1955, of some guy singing rockabilly was cool, because it was rare. There's two levels of music: there's the constant changing thing, level one, where this is in, that's out, this is in, that's out; and there's a level just below that, of the boring, middle-of-the-road stuff, like the radio plays.
FFanzeen: Like AM pop?
Levi: So, either you're one of those kids that gets into what's on the radio or you get into the cults, like Teds or Mods or skinheads. But it seems that everybody eventually gets sick of all this constant switching, so thy just settle into whatever fits them most. So, if they're into, like, '50s rock'n'roll, they become Teds, or not really Teds anymore; they're finished now. Well not really finished. They'll be around 'til doomsday. But they became rockabillies, or hepcats – things like that.
FFanzeen: Do you like the new stuff, like Tex Rabinowitz?
Levi: My kind of stuff. Now that I'm into live (performing), it's hard to tell what's going on, record-wise. In Los Angeles now, it's the Blasters, the Cramps – even though they're going psychedelic. In England, the Hepcats. They're brilliant live. Always dependable live; they're gonna be really crazy. The Meteors. They're the ones to watch cos they're coming up out of the underground. They're sort of like the English equivalent of the Cramps, their sort of style. They do horror, like, "My Daddy Is a Vampire." They're really scary, but they're lots of fun. They haven't played America yet, but they're brilliant. They're really great.
FFanzeen: When did you decide that you wanted to make music your career?
Levi: When it first dawned on me that I would put a band together.
FFanzeen: What was your first impression of America or New York?
Levi: When we first came over to America, we landed in California. And I went, "This is it! This is America! I've made it!" and just stated huggin' palm trees. I loved it. We were there six weeks and then we went down South. The idea, when we first came, was that we weren't gonna play. We were just gonna drive around because we'd been singin' songs about New Orleans and down South, and stuff like that. We'd never been out of England, so we couldn't really sing about American rock'n'roll stuff. Then we went to Texas and we got into a lot of crap there. We went to Dallas, had a party there for about two days. Then we went to Kentucky. We were expecting guys with guitars coming out of their pockets, and it was all these farmers and rednecks and hippies, and people who were into KISS and Aerosmith and stuff. And I thought, "This is not what I thought it would be!" We stayed there for four months. Then we finally made it to New York and it was like a breath of fresh air. Kids that were really sick of that stuff. To me, rockabilly doesn't have a lot of messages. It's supposed to be spontaneous fun, but it has a lot of passion in it. The only people that I believe can really do it right are the kids. They do not only rockabilly, but rock'n'roll in general – with a lot of passion – and people can feel it. If somebody's stuck-up and they've got a cushy number, they come off real polished and slick, and people feel that. It's just not what it's all about. To a lot of straight people, that's why rock'n'roll is scary. You can have a whole band gettin' sweaty and throwin' themselves all over the place and rolllin' around on the floor. And straight people will go, "What the hell is goin' on?" It's just as scary for the kids, with problems and a hard time to watch some slick band. I believe that you should be larger than life. I'm not saying that you shouldn't wear jeans and a t-shirt, cos I'm supposed to be bigger than life, as opposed to who I am – or what I am. I like to dress flashy. And I don't like people to tell me I should or I shouldn't.
FFanzeen: Who are some of your favorite rockabilly singers?
Levi: My taste fluctuates to whatever I'm being exposed to at the time. If you asked me that question two years ago, I would have gone, "Oh, Charlie Feathers, Johnny Carroll and all these very obscure rockabilly guys. But now, that's not really enough for me. I like the sex life of rockabilly. I like it to be really wild and crazy. But I like it to be pretty sick. Old stuff I like are the guys that never really made it, like Jackie Morningstar that did horrors in the '50s. And this blonde girl, Sparkle Moore, who does a song called "Skull and Crossbones." She was really sick. She does this heavy breathing, like panting and stuff, like really bad taste. She was great. Pure '50s trash! She wore a leather jacket with skull and crossbones on the jacket. Like trashy, mayhem stuff. That's what I like now. I've gone through all the, "Oh, I like that stuff cos it's rare." Now I'm just into what gets me excited.
FFanzeen: Have you found any places in New York that are cool to pick up rockabilly records?
Levi: Yeah. The trouble is it's, like, record companies release the record and they're, like, country-swing rockabilly stuff. There's too many people rippin' off the rockabilly kids cos they put out an album that has two wild rockabilly tracks and the rest of it is bad. It's not fun; it's not wild; it's not sick – it's garbage. It's just like third-rate country and western with a beat. I may dress in things that cost me a lot of money that I work hard for, but that won't stop me from rollin' around the floor and getting' it all scuffed up. It doesn't' matter to me. All that matters is that you're doin' what you feel.
FFanzeen: Do you dress the same offstage as on?
Levi: Pretty much. When I'm playin' I like to wear baggy pants, mainly cos I can move. I like to wear jackets for security. Like some people like to go out holdin' their guitar, even though they don't play nothin'. I like to wear a jacket, then take my jacket off. Once I get my jacket off, then I'm, like, "Now I'm ready to deal with the whole thing!" I'm not some prissy showman. I don't buy $300 suits and then I'm too scared to get them wrinkled up. When I'm on stage, I like to dress like I'm on stage. When I'm off stage, it doesn't matter. But if there's gonna be a lot of lights, I like to clash colors, sparkles; cos if you're on stage, no matter what ya are, no matter if you're in the biggest joint or the seediest hole, if somebody is watching ya, somebody is watching ya. I'm not going to pretend that I don't want people to look at what I'm doing. A lot of bands – not just in rockabilly but music in general – are brilliant bands, but I just don't wanna look at them. Some bands I can watch that are dressed in jeans and motorcycle boots and I'm just entranced by their music. But I really don't' give a crap about what they're doing onstage. Some bands look good in boots, a t-shirt, and a leather jacket. And some bands are so obviously miserable cos they think that's what they have to wear. No matter what anybody says, an audience of honest kids can feel whether you're fakin' it. Whether it's music or attitude, or clothes or anything.
Posted by Robert Barry Francos at 12:01 AM
Labels: 1950s, 1980s, Levi Dexter, Nancy Foster, punkabilly.voodoobilly, Robert Barry Francos, rock'n'roll, Rockabilly, rockabilly revival, Rockats, Smutty Smiff, teddy boys, Teds
DVD Review: Circle Jerks – My Career as a Jerk
Text © Robert Barry Francos / FFanzeen, 2015
Circle Jerks – My Career as a Jerk
Photographed, edited and directed by David Markey
MVD Visuals
96 minutes, 2012
www.wegotpowerfilms.com
www.mvdvisual.com
The one time I saw the Left Coast SoCal hardcore Circle Jerks, it was at Irving Plaza in the mid-1980s, and if I remember correctly, they opened for the Dickies (rather than the other way around). There were more bands, but for many reasons, none of them pharmaceutical-, herbal- or alcohol-related, my memory of the night is quite fuzzy. As was my tendency, I started off standing by the stage, but very quickly I learned that was not a smart thing, as slamming had become more than just moshing. This was when the transition from jocks hating punks to jocks joining punks, so they can smash, crash and bash anyone and everyone. Yes, I was and remain a wuss about this mostly masculinist (especially at that point in hardcore history) activity, but I still have my teeth, so it was worth it.
By the end of the first song of the opening band, I was waaaay in the back near the bar, a place I had successfully avoided at the joint for most of the times I was there. Even the balcony was a ruckus of flinging bodies, so I just listened to the music without being able to see the stage, and enjoyed the noise. What I do remember is the distorted sounds over the PA. This was quite a different audience than when Eddie & the Hot Rods played at Max's a few years before, and was annoyed that those in attendance just sat there, like there was anywhere else to go in that confined space, eh wot?
Also, I remember safely seeing the Jerks do a few songs on a special "punk" version of Rock Palace in 1985 (see clip below), sharing a bill with the likes of Rank and File. I still have it on VHS somewhere, which I taped off the telly.
Yes, I have their first three albums, and enjoyed them – though honestly I was more of a Descendants fan back then – but the Circle Jerks definitely had an appeal. They certainly had one of the best logos around, a drawing of a hardcore kid skanking, possibly only outdone by Black Flag's four black bars. The irony, of course, is that the lead singer of the Circle Jerks, Keith Morris, started his life as the singer of BFlag. With the nearly infant guitarist from Red Cross (soon to be renamed Redd Kross), Greg Hetson, joined with drummer Lucky Lehrer and a series of bassists – most notably Zander Schloss (who appeared in both Repo Man [1984] and the Ramones' "Something to Believe In" video) – they were on their way in the early days of Hermosa Beach's infamous scene.
Using a somewhat standard formula, director David Markey gives us a mixture of present-day interviews with some of the key players; at this point, it seems like dreadlocked Keith Morris will let himself be interviewed in just about anything, as I see him in so many music documentaries about the '80s. There is also some exciting live clips, and tons of interesting information. Happily, while the violence in the early hardcore scene escalated by the police and fire departments in California is mentioned a little bit, they don't swim in it, which is fine because it's been covered so many times.
What Markey does instead is to focus on the band itself, discussing the flow of successes and failures, tensions within the band over songs, people coming and going so quickly, good musicianship drummers Chuck Biscuits and Lerher over some guy who replaced him who Morris truthfully posits, "[Lerher] was replaced with a guy who played drums."
Of course, it's the anecdotes that make any of these kinds of documentaries, and people like Henry Rollins (who will also appear in any documentary music-related), Flea from the overrated Red Hot Chili Peppers who was in the band very shortly (there is a clip of him playing a show), Dinosaur Jr.'s J. Mascis, and Lisa Fancher, who ran the infamous Frontier Records, among others including other band members, flush out the stories from third parties. One interesting comment is that even though Rollins replaced Morris in BFlag, he still has respect for the Jerks as musicians, claiming in their own way they were better than his home-town Bad Brains. One thing that is missing, I am happy to say, is the music critics and writers to discuss their historical importance. I'd much rather hear it from the band themselves, and those that were there.
After a semi-disastrous turn towards mainstream – and I say this for the quality of the work, not the "sell-out" fantasy – by signing to Mercury Records, the Jerks began the very slow melt into the inevitable darkness of dissolving. One thing that often gets mocked about the band that I've heard in real life was when Debbie Gibson sang with them, but to tell you the truth, that made her more interesting (okay, just interesting) than putting anything on the band. For me, it was their stage dive into more "rock" (as Morris puts it) and dreams of the Nirvana bandwagon fame and wealth that put the final nail in, years before the relative final curtain.
The last third of the story by the Jerks is sad¸ including death, resentment and fading away with the occasional reunion show, such as the one shown in 2009, outside of North America.
It's kind of telling that with all the interviews with several of the Jerks, some obviously done at different times (no historical discussions, all done recently with rearview mirror memoirs), nearly all of the conversations are in single rooms, and not once do you see any of the other members occupy any of the same space at the same time. One of the things I liked about the story of the Cockney Rejects, East End Babylon (reviewed 'ere), is that you see some of the band interacting, often walking around the area they grew up. In this one, you see almost nothing of Hermosa Beach or the area, other than a couple of quick shots such as Morris standing on the block where he grew up. Photos and videos of the past are good, but they a difficult to get a peripheral feel of perspective.
Usually, over an hour and a half is quite a bit long for this kind of oral history, when dealing with a single group (in my opinion), but Markey wisely not only uses many clips of the band playing in its many stages, he also either shows entire songs, or much of them. I find it a bit of an annoyance when you see a 25 second or so clip; just as you start getting the song and the direction it's either coming from or going, it's over. Here, you get a better picture, and if that means a longer-length documentary, then it's worth it. That is especially true if the band was as interesting as the Jerks. If this was a documentary about, say, Maroon 5, complete songs would probably drive me bonkers (Levine has a decent voice, but the music is awful, and the productions are worse, but I digress…).
Extras include some deleted scenes and 30-minutes of some very interesting additional interviews, including one of Rollins talking about being on tour being a roadie with the Teen Idles and seeing steel-tip boots, moshing and stagediving for the first time at a Circle Jerks show in San Fran, and then bringing it back to the East Coast, where it was very quickly adopted.
Labels: American hardcore, Black Flag, Chuck Biscuits, Circle Jerks, David Markey, FFanzeen, Greg Hetson, Henry Rollins, Keith Morris, Lucky Lerher, My Career as a Jerk, punk rock, Robert Barry Francos, Zander Schloss
Damned Fans Talk to CAPTAIN SENSIBLE, DAMNED Bassist in N.Y.C. (at CBGB's after first Damned Set [1977]
Text by Bernie Kugel / Big Star fanzine, 1977
This interview was originally printed in Big Star fanzine, issue #2, dated August-September-October 1977. It was written by its publisher, Buffalo Musicians Hall of Fame Inductee Bernie Kugel, who kindly granted permission for this reprint.
I feel lucky to have seen the first generation of the Damned (i.e., pre-Goth) a few of times at CBGB's in the 1970s, usually with the Dead Boys. For the interview below, Big Star publisher and good friend Bernie Kugel wanted to interview them for his Buffalo-based fanzine (I hadn't started mine yet), so Bernie, his college roommate and The Good original bassist Steve Lum, and myself headed down to see them play. Somehow, Bernie managed to get the Damned's bassist Captain Sensible to sit down at a table with us along the north side brick wall and talk. He was not aware there was a tape recorder right there, so he was in Raymond Burns mode, rather than the aggressive, punk Captain, and we actually got some straight answers off of him. That is, until he realized the tape recorder was on and taping, and with a surprised, non-verbal WOT! he took off in seconds flat. When Bernie published the interview, he took the questions asked by Steve and myself and listed us as "Kid at CBGB's." I asked the Ramones question, natch, and Steve asked the others. [Quick note from Bernie: We have not been able to ascertain the whereabouts of Steve Lum for a few decades, so if he reads this please contact this Website."]
In its latest incarnation, Captain Sensible and lead singer Dave Vanian are the two remaining original members. – RBF, 2015
Dave Vanian, Rat Scabies, Brian James, Captain Sensible
The Damned came to America, saw lots of stuff (most of which they didn't like) and if they did not quite conquer the place, they at least played some really alive rock and roll. They're now in England again and after finishing a tour with the Adverts (where it was advertised that the Damned know three chords and the Adverts know one, so you should come to the concerts and hear all four!) they have put out a new single ["Stretcher Case Baby" – RBF, 2015] and are supposed to be working on their second LP [Music for Pleasure – RBF, 2015]. Meanwhile the first album [Damned Damned Damned – RBF, 2015] contains many stunning cuts and their "Neat Neat Neat" and "New Rose" singles are a couple of the best songs out of the new wave; all their stuff stands up well, even after large doses. The only complain I might have with these guys is that they sometimes don't seem to really want to talk, and most of the interviews done with them in the States seem to reflect that type of attitude. But when a bunch of Damned fans cornered Captain Sensible, Damned bassist, after the very first Damned set in the U.S., he spoke openly, happily, and had some really interesting things to say. Here's the conversation…
Bernie Kugel: We hear that all you guys like the Damned and Clash can't play in England anymore…
Captain Sensible: Well, we can't play in London. There's nowhere we can play in London apart from the Roxy, which is a crappy, silly little club a little bit bigger than this place. But around the country we can play. We can't play in London because of the GLC, the Greater London Council, who won't have any punk bands because it threatens the morality of the children or something stupid like that. [Of course, since this conversation the Damned have been playing in major halls in London and in all of England – BK, 1977.]
Bernie: Do you have a favorite band that you like?
Captain: Yeah, sure. My favorite band is the Sweet and Abba and…
Kid in CBGB's: Whadda ya think of the Ramones?
Captain: I like them but they're not my favorite band. I like Gary Glitter, people like that.
Bernie: Have a favorite British New Wave band?
Captain: Yeah… Ever hear of a group called Chelsea?
Bernie: Yeah… What about this group called Eater?
Captain: Eater are young kids. I like Eater 'cause they're young kids and they put two fingers up [like saying fuck you – BK, 1977] to their school. They put their two fingers up to the headmaster who don't want them to do music or anything. They're working on stage when they should be doing their lessons.
Kid: Hey, are you gonna do "One of the Two" in the second set?
Captain: Yeah, we are…
Kid: Uhh, "Fish"?
Captain: Yeah…
Kid: "Born to Kill"?
Captain: Yeah… My favorite.
Kid: "Stab Your Back"?
Kid: Then you're gonna do the rest of the album?
Captain: Yeah, all the rest of the album.
Bernie: Got any future singles planned?
Captain: Well, I've got a song I've written, but we haven't done it yet on stage. The first song I've ever written for the group.
Bernie: What's it called?
Captain: I haven't got a name for it yet. It's all about normal things like how fuckin' materialistic the world is and all that shit, ya'know? Like we don't usually do political songs as you probably know, and my song isn't political, it's just about how the media in one form or another, i.e., either television, newspaper or anything like that, molds and brainwashes people. It's like non-stop propaganda and the masses don't realize just what mucks they're taken for. Now, you tell me, if there's 5-1/2 million people in Britain, how can they have 1-1/2 million people unemployed who don't kick up fuckin' hell about it? All the people I'm friends with are unemployed now. We were all unemployed when the Damned formed, ya'know? I was unemployed for two years.
Bernie: What do you think of what you've seen of America so far [being basically New York City]?
Captain: I love it. I've only experienced it in one other place: Edinburgh, Scotland. Like when I went to Edinburgh I was knocked out by the people, by how so over the top nice the people were. Like in London, they're all poseurs, ya'know? When you talk to a poseur in London they're all "cool" and all. They're into their pose. They're into status, right? By status I mean one person is high up on the status thing than another person 'cause they're either a journalist or a rock star or a rock promoter or something in the music industry. There's so many people like that in London. They come to our concerts, they go to other concerts and you see them there. They make you sick, 'cos they have nothing to do what I think is honest and real. Like, I don't know if we're honest and real, maybe we're poseurs on a stage; offstage I don't know.
Bernie: What was the trouble you had with being kicked off the Sex Pistols' tour?
Captain: That was a mix-up. I'll tell you the true story about that. Starting out, there were four bands on the tour: us, the Pistols, Clash, the Heartbreakers. Pistols topped, us second, Heartbreakers third, Clash fourth. Now, the Pistols needed us on the tour to pull the punters in the seats, 'cos we're as big as the Pistols in London and (the rest of) England at the time. At the time, they needed us. Then the Pistols started getting into the press by doing bizarre things like any group does – like swearing on TV, we wouldn't have done it – or smashing up flower pots in hotels, sticking things out a window, which we do; we've done that, it just so happens that the press aren't there when we do it. Like maybe they were conscious acts, maybe they weren't. They got a very, very shrewd manager who I respect tremendously, Malcolm McLaren [d. 2010 – RBF, 2015]. He used to be my manager. And I know how clever the geezer is and I know how he's a genius 'cos he's made the Sex Pistols the biggest, most popular thing in the whole world. I mean, who do you wanna see? You wanna see the Sex Pistols. So do I, I'd love to see them. But that was before the controversy, so they needed us. There were 3,500 seat halls and they couldn't fill that. Sex Pistols could get about 500, we could get about 500; they needed us. So they got all that publicity, front pages for about a week in all the British daily press, so they didn't need us anymore. Also, the fact that we're sort of a hot band and we're better musicians, anyway. They're good because they got a real good attitude, you know? I mean they really don't care. I don't think we care, but they really don't care, you know? In fact, they're real chaos. When they're good, they're great. In fact, the worse they are the better it is to watch 'em. Incredible. Like, we played one gig with them, we blew 'em offstage completely; we were on the tour then. I think we blew 'em offstage anyway, and they were getting booed off. So they didn't need us anymore, we were too good to play before them so they said, "No, you can't play with us." Also, the fact that we agreed to do the gig like you said. [Meaning that they would do a demonstration of their set before a local council so that the council would let the concert go on. The other groups refused to do that. So that just about cinched the Damned getting thrown off the first – and possibly last? – Sex Pistols UK tour – BK, 1977.] But we had a bomber manager at the time – he's not our present manager – called Rick Rodgers, and it blew the whole thing for us. It cost £2,000 to get on the tour, so we lost £2,000. That's why we're very poor. We're selling a lot of records, but it costs money to play gigs. We just done a tour with Marc Bolan & T. Rex we lost £1,000 on. We're losing a £1,000 coming over here. We lost £2,000 on the Sex Pistols tour and that's wiped out anything we've earned from the album.
Bernie: There was a band called SS Something…
Captain: London SS.
Bernie: Yeah. Who of the band was in that?
Captain: Brian [James], the guitarist, Rat [Scabies] on drums, Mick Jones from the Clash, and Tony James of Generation X. And they didn't like Rat so they threw Rat out, and Brian went with Rat 'cause Brian liked Rat. Then I got together with the two of them 'cause I used to work with Rat. I used to be a toilet cleaner with him. It's an easy job, toilet cleaning. Then we got Dave [Vanian] in. We picked him out of an audience. Not when we were playing but thought that guy was the best, weirdest lookin' guy we could see.
More recent: Vanian and Sensible
Bernie: Was he dressed like he is now, with makeup and all?
Captain: Yeah, he was. And we went up to him and said, "You wanna join our group?" and he said, "Doin' what?" We said, "Singing," and he said, "But I've never sung before," and we said, "Yes, great, sounds good."
Bernie: He was a gravedigger before, I hear?
Captain: That's true, really. And I was a toilet cleaner, that's true.
Bernie: Meet a lot of people as a toilet cleaner?
Captain: I cleaned toilets in a concert hall, so I met people like Glen Campbell and what's-his-name, Bert Kampfert [d. 1980 – RBF, 2015], and all shitty people like that; and Mrs. Mills [aka Gladys Mills, British singer, d. 1978 – RBF, 2015]. And just a load of really different people. Wrestlers, boxers, all that lot. Really interesting. We got sacked.
Bernie: Are you gonna do "Singalonga Scabies"?
Captain: No, we're not gonna do that. Have you heard that?
Bernie: Yeah, it's really good.
Captain: It was my idea. Why are you taping this?
Bernie: We're from a fanzine here, Big Star."
Captain: Send us a copy.
Bernie: Sure. See ya.
Labels: 1970s punk, Bernie Kugel, Big Star, British punk, Captain Sensible, CBGB's, Dave Vanian, FFanzeen, goth, Robert Barry Francos, The Damned
DVD Documentary Review: Positive Force: More than a Witness
Positive Force: More Than a Witness – 30 Years of Punk Politics in Action
Directed by Robin Bell
We Are Family DC
www.morethanawitness.com
www.positiveforcedc.org
www.wearefamilydc.org
As with any other kind of music, there are not only different styles of punk, but reasons for existence. Everyone knows the populist cars, girls, surfin', beer attitude that was especially prevalent in the First Wave, the anarchy in the [fill in the blank] anti-politics of Second Wave and the anything goes of the Third Wave [quick nod here to Jersey fanzine publisher Paul Decolator, RIP, 2002] hardcore scene.
However, in each one of these, there was also an undercurrent of political activism that did not get as much mass media attention, as the mainstream focused on the anti- rather than the pro-. Remember Joy Ryder (d. 2015)/Avis Davis Band in the 1980 film No Nukes? Probably not, as the film focused more on the big money makers like Springsteen and Carly Simon/James Taylor.
There were other bands from around the world whose focus was political, such as Crass, D.O.A., the Dead Kennedys (to some extent), and just about anything associated with Ian MacKaye. Though the one person who is the thread that runs through everything is Mark Anderson, who helped found the organization, and is still it's voice and face after all these years.
Positive Force is a Washington DC-based punk activist collective (there's a word to make the Republicans shiver under the covers) initiated in 1985 as a reaction to Ronnie Reagan's (and others') destructive pattern of 1% government that would continue until this day as the Re-PIG-licans (a term used by Long Island, NY activist and punk rocker Jimi LaLumia) take over both of the US's Houses after years of obstructionism and blaming. But I digress…
Early on, this documentary shows its hand by quoting Karl Marx. No, no, no, I'm not saying I'm pro- or anti-Communism, as I believe that most forms of government have positive and negative aspects depending on the actions of the leaders and/or number of constituents involved. For Positive Force, being a relatively small organization with big ambitions and ideals, communal-think is beneficial for them. Along with other DC organizations and bands, they produced a large amount of material that questioned the government, took action against poverty and animal cruelty, and made awareness of world issues more prevalent.
As for this documentary, there are a lot of big names giving talking heads testimony, including among many, MacKaye (Minor Threat / Fugazi), Henry Rollins (Dead Kennedys), Kathleen Hanna (Bikini Kill), the ubiquitous Dave Grohl (Scream / Nirvana / Foo Fighters), Jenny Toomey (Simple Machines), and members of other bands including 7 Seconds. Lots of topics are covered, such as (listed on the DVD cover): "homelessness, hunger, racism, corporate globalization, sexism, homophobia, war, gentrification, ageing, and animal / earth liberation." The problem with this kind of thing is that left-leaning (which includes me) activists tend to be, well, kinda boring.
The reason for this is the same / flip problem with Middle American conservatism: seeing issues through "isms" and code words (my friend and punker Tony SQNS would call this PC), or slogans. "1-2-3-4 / "We don't want [pick a topic] any more" is all well and good – and necessary – but it becomes underwhelming in its simplicity. The earnestness of those involved here makes their causes almost a religion. For example, those of us old enough remember when Ian MacKaye's Strait-Edge became a synergic thing unto itself that had followers demeaning those who have the odd and rare drinks (like me) as if they were raging alcoholics (e.g., I once wrote a blog about this called "On Being Straight-Edge, Kinda Sorta," and the response I received was as follows [errors included]: these is only one level to straight edge. you are or you arnt. no gray area. I think its cool that you arnt a junky, but you arnt straight edge. These is no closes with straight edge. If you are close to being completely sober, why not take it to the next step and commit?). The point is the zealousness of activism can both raise awareness and bully it closed.
I admire people who can find a focus that is important enough to them to give themselves to it. There is someone close to FFanzeen who works with the charity God's Love We Deliver, and promotes the foundation, but doesn't beat anyone's head over it. Hell, I've marched in a number of protests for Murdered and Missing Indigenous Women, to rally against the raising of tuition at CUNY schools, and even participated in one of the Yusef Hawkins marches in my Bensonhurst neighborhood. Point is, there is commitment and there is commitment. Believing in a cause can be constructive, but if it reaches a certain level of shrill, well, it's no better than the NRA. Left wing nutjobs are as annoying as right wing nutjobs. I offer PETA as an example.
That being posited, I think this documentary is important, because it needs to be said that not all punk is nihilistic, and that there is a strong level of many wanting to improve, as well. The question I have is what is the percentage of people represented here who came to punk through political activism, and how many found activism through punk rock (both of which are suggested by the end)? That would make an interesting documentary in itself. Kathleen Hana does broach the subject when discussing the origins of the Riot Grrrl movement (e.g., Bikini Kill, Babes in Toyland, and perhaps Hole), which I consider much more interesting than the male-based alternative bands in Seattle at the time (Soundgarden, Nirvana, etc.).
About halfway through the documentary, the tone of focus changes from the formation of the political / activism movement to a more music / activism direction, which is additionally interesting. Starting with the Riot Grrrl, as I mentioned, what is discussed is the corporatization of punk starting with the Seattle scene (Fourth Wave, if you want to label Alternative as Punk). Positive Force co-founder Mark Andersen correctly discusses how before Nirvana, Rolling Stone magazine had no interest in punk, and Henry Rollins posits that punk music was good and eventually the corporate music entities would become more involved as the interest (money) started to flow.
There is a lot of good clips of music by many interesting bands, such as Bikini Kill (doing a rare live version of "Girl Soldier"), 7 Seconds, Fugazi, and others. A longer version of these performances totaling 34 minutes is included along with three (30-minutes each, on average) short doucmentaries included as extras, films between 1991 and 2014. The first is "Wake Up! A Profile of Positive Force," another one-sided stroke-fest. "Green Hair, Grey Hair" is a bit more interesting as we follow the We Are Family organization, founded with a donation by Good Charlotte (also from DC), which focuses on destitute elderly African-Americans displaced by gentrification, and how Positive Force punkers help deliver food and company to them (similar to the aforementioned God's Love We Deliver, FYI).
The last film is called "Punks Votes, Riots," which deals with the Punk Vote movement that was started by Fat Mike of NoFX to get rid of George Bush in favor of whomever was running against him, and the riots that followed the benefits. This is the best of the three, and explains how the movement caused a rift within Postiive Force. My only issue with this one is the maaaaany jump cuts, and the lack of identification of the speakers, some obvious like Jello Biafra and Ian MacKay, others not so much for those outside of DC. Of course, the live music is the best part, hands down.
Of course, I realize that this documentary was produced by the very group that is being discussed, so there is not going to be critical thinking about its mission as much as self-back slapping, as it is a self-promotion tool. His makes it sound preachy, and a lot like those late night Christian Feed the Children infomercials. That to me is the core of the problem here, and what makes it less interesting, even though the topic being discussed is incredibly important. And yet, if you are interested in activism, this is a worthy manifesto to check out.
Bonus video from DVD:
Labels: DC hardcore, FFanzeen, Fugazi, Ian MacKaye, Mark Anderson, More Than a Witness, music documentary, MVD, Nirvana, NOFX, Positive Force, punk rock, Riot Grrrl, Robert Barry Francos, We are family
DVD Review: The Advocate for Fagdom
The Advocate for Fagdom
Directed by Angelique Bosio
Le Chat Qui Fume
www.thedavocateforfagdom.com
www.lechatquifume.com
Usually it's the second wave that is more adamant, and more militant that what preceded. For punk, the British scene blasted through the American predecessor; in feminism, the second wave presented the angry side with the likes of Andrea Dworkin as its poster child. For transgressive media, the roots of this documentary had its nascent rising with filmmakers Richard Kern and John Waters, and the No Wave movement of Teenage Jesus and the Jerks and the Contortions.
From the foundation of transgression came Bruce LaBruce, blasting out of the furnace of a place that started building by breaking through fear, and into the face of society in a way no one could have predicted. In many ways, one of the focal points that made LaBruce such a powerful force was his consolidation of many difference scenes and genres, and laser focusing them out through a queer prism.
Hailing from Ontario, LaBruce started making small films with gay themes that were grainy 8mm, which somehow made enough of an impact that Nirvana's Kurt Cobain (from whose quote the title of this film was taken) was known to have said that LaBruce was his favorite filmmaker. LaBruce also produced a Queercore (aka Homocore) fanzine in the '80s that promoted a scene that didn't exist, with enough energy that an outburst of the style arose from it. A hardcore fan (or, as is commented here, a fan of hardcore boys), he wanted to acknowledge a level of queerness that was in the music that was not being noted because of the scene's violently homophobic element. At this point, I believe it would have been good to interview members of the Pansy Division , or MDC (Millions of Dead Cops, or Multi-Death Corporation), who could tell stories about being on the road with some of those gay-bashing bands (e.g., Bad Brains).
However, it is his cinema of transgression that has made Bruce LaBruce not just famous, but infamous. They look a bit like real-life aspects of '60s Warhol mixed with the bizzaro unexpectedness of John Waters. Using both script and improvisation, LaBruce shows a world of hustlers, S&M/B&D, and a copious amounts of graphic M2M sex; it should be noted here that he also shocks his regular audience by having W2W, on which some of the audience walked out). And, please note, that this documentary has some of these clips included in this doc, so if you are a right wing religious nut, you may not want to watch this or it may recruit you to making the choice to go to the other side. Yes, that's sarcasm.
Okay, back to the serious review. As someone points out in the doc, this isn't just anti- to be different: having studied deconstructionism via Foucault and Derrida, he uses it to express his agenda, in what seems like crude attempts, but is actually quite astute. And as Waters says in one of the interviews, LaBruce also having fun (Waters tells quite the amusing and telling anecdote about when he stayed at Waters' house).
I believe it's true, as is noted on the DVD, that when you make a hardcore gay porno film – especially if you star in it like LaBruce has done numerous times – it probably is harder to get funding to reach the level of Waters or especially Gus van Sant. Even Richard Kern, who directed a number of violent and (straight) experimental films is acknowledged as an auteur and somewhat respected on a cult level, probably will never reach the A-Line. That being said, there probably would be no Shortbus (2006) or arguably The Brown Bunny (2003) without people like Bruce LaBruce breaking the barriers on the micro-budget end. And I would like to point out that the directors of both those films, John Cameron Mitchell and Vincent Gallo, respectively, have not done much feature-length film directing since those releases over a decade ago. For LaBruce, however, his biggest budgeted film came after this documentary.
The third act here is an in-depth look at his insertion of – er – insertions, blow-jobs, and what makes this art with some pornographic images rather than being dismissed as porn. This is, to me, an important topic that deserves to be discussed, especially in today's world of right wing religious fanatics around the world, and in the West, who are intent on going Biblical and - Koranical? - on all things gay, explicit or a quarter of an inch beyond the ken of their interpretation of "moral."
But that is not what makes LaBruce so interesting to me. What I find fascinating is a two edged sword that he wields so sharply and intensely. On the one hand, he is bringing homosexuality to the forefront in a way none of the other directors have before, even with Waters' touchstone being the amazing Divine (d. 1988), mixing transgression with usually leftist politics.
At the same time, he holds up the gay lifestyle to the queer population themselves, showing their own weaknesses by focusing on explicit lesbian sex in The Raspberry Reich (2004), or cultural and material consumerist mentality (borrowing Romero's zombie = consumer from Dawn of the Dead [1979]) in Otto; or, Up With Dead People (2008). By wagging his finger at both sides, his statement becomes all the louder.
Angelique Bosio keeps a very balanced film going here. There are clips from many of LaBruce's films, including the explicit scenes; we see the action from his public photographic art performances, and interviews with most of the writers and actors in this film to talk about both LaBruce what it means to them to be involved in a hotspot political movement. There are also a number of directors, including those mentioned beforehand, like Waters, Kern and van Sant, writers such as Bruce Benderson, and even performance artists, including Vaginal Davis. Susanne Sachsse also gives some pointed feminist notes as being one of the few females in the group.
The world is swinging ever further to the Right, and it's good to have a strong voice pulling in the opposite direction in a way that is so extreme to make its point. This film is both exquisite and at times anguish to watch, which is to say, that it represents Bruce LaBruce and for what he stands. This should be in Gender, Queer and Film Studies departments/programs around the world.
Trailer HERE
Bonus video HERE
Posted by Robert Barry Francos at 1:37 PM
Labels: Advocate for Fagdom, Bruce LaBruce, Canadian cinema, FFanzeen, Gus van Sant, John Waters, LGBTQ, Queer, Richard Kern, Robert Barry Francos, transgressive
CLINT RUIN: The Foetal View of Heaven, or, the Top-40 From Hell [1986]
Text by Julia Masi / FFanzeen, 1986
While I never saw Clint Ruin play, I did have the opportunity to meet him, sorta, back in the 1983, when he appeared on Videowave, the long-running cable access show while I was a floor manager on the program.
He was interviewed along with fellow Aussie Nick Cave by present-day fashion maven Merle Ginsberg. They arrived with Lydia Lunch, as they were all collaborating on a join project called Immaculate Consumptive. When they appeared in the studio that late morning, Clint and Nick entered with literal bottle in hand, and were already smashed out of their minds, giggling like little girls. They were courteous, nice, and seemed to have a good time with the whole event, never letting go until the container was empty; whether they remember it or not is another matter. After the taping, they disappeared into the late afternoon. A clip of the interview is at the bottom.
Considering the categories that describe his music, such as Electronic, Experimental and Industrial, it should come as no surprise that I'm not a listener, though I respect the work he has accomplished over the years, with his own music and his production work with bands like Jon Spenser Blues Explosion, the Swans, Pantera and Nine Inch Nails.
This interview was originally published in FFanzeen, issue #14, dated 1986. It was written by the Managing Editor of the magazine, Julia Masi. – RBF, 2015
No one understands red haired people. Our intellectual superiority is ignored by the masses who fail to appreciate why we contemplate death during a day at the beach or the fact that we face aesthetic terrorism every morning when we look in a mirror. Although some of us have been accused of possessing a persecution complex, Clint Ruin's work on the album Nail, which hasn't a prayer for commercial success, and his confession of a "crucifixion addiction," inspires the revelation that he is either an extremely avant-garde genius or his brain has rusted.
Clint Ruin is the current alias of Jim Thirlwell, the man who introduced the Foetus concept to rock'n'roll. "It's the lowest common denominator. Everyone will not deny being one, yet everyone is offended by it. So, it's basically the words that surround it that people take offense to, I suppose," muses Ruin, who has fronted such bands as Foetus Art Terrorism, You Have Foetus on Your Breath, and now, Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel.
All of the LPs that he has released have four letter titles (Dead, Ache, Hole, and Nail) and his music has a strange appeal. It's your basic Top-40 From Hell, concerned with subjects running the gamut of negative situations from murder to death and disease. Oddly enough, some of these songs sound almost pretty. And Nail would be a great score for a (very modern) ballet. But not even in your wildest nightmares could you imagine this stuff being mainstream enough to make elevator music.
Nail is a concept LP. A short of catalog of oppression that describes Ruin's vision of "the balance of power" and a state of mind called "Kingdom Come, a Foetal View of Heaven." Nail culminates with "the ultimate tour de force in my positive negativism theory, which is a song called "Anything," which is a rejection of all that oppression.
"So, having built a seemingly negative landscape beforehand, I am rejecting it." Further questions on the theory of positive negativism lead Ruin to fix his laser-like blue eyes into a piercing stare that scores your soul as he sneers, "Buy the record." He also declines the offer to share his concept of death with a menacing growl of, "I'd rather show you." But he does love to talk about his theory of aesthetic terrorism.
"I see aesthetic terrorism as plundering various forms and throwing them together in a way they're just not supposed to be thrown together. I mean, plundering forms of music as well as visuals, for the sleeves, and juxtaposing them in such a way that they haven't been seen before and, as a result, terrorizing them."
One of the most terrifying images of Ruin is a poster that he put out a few years ago that depicts him nailed to a cross. "It was the natural culmination of the recording that I was doing that time, and the visual equation of the rigorous schedule that I'd been holding. Just the basic rigors that I'd put myself through under such a situation. I think everyone, to a certain extent, has a Christ complex."
He acknowledges that his music is a "cathartic experience. It's getting a lot of the seemingly negative aspects of my personality out."
One of the more positive aspects of his personality is that, when he likes a question, he gives an honest answer. "As an artist, I don't' feel oppressed because my art is carried out in fairly rarefied circumstances, like a recording studio. As a human being, I feel oppressed."
As with his audience, he feels (aesthetically) terrorized.
Labels: Aussie music, Clint Ruin, electronica, experimental music, FFanzeen, Foetus, Jim Thirlwell, Lydia Lunch, Merle Ginsberg, Nick Cave, NoWave, Robert Barry Francos, Videowave
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Every goddamn day: 01/21/21
Neil Steinberg's blog
It isn't as if we're ALL for Lipinski
Ichabod Crane
A few readers expressed shock on my Facebook page that the Sun-Times would endorse Dan Lipinski. While I generally try to stand behind the paper—we're all in the boat together, pulling on the oars—this is a case where I have to set my face into a blank expression and mutter "sorry, not my table," as I hurry past. I'm not on the board. I don't make these decisions.
But as people were also explaining to me the sketchy circumstances of Lipinski's elevation, I found myself grumbling, "I know, I KNOW!" and thought I should dig out a few examples of my handling of the man, to illustrate that we might have lapsed on this race, but generally have done our part in the past and might do so again in the future. Even noble Homer dozed.
Perhaps due to my own manifest bodily deficiencies—eggplant nose on a garbage can head teetering on a Baby Huey physique—I tend to notice personal flaws.
When the Jedi Council sits around, for instance, trading tales of Sen. Peter Fitzgerald's shortcomings as a politician and legislator, I am apt to chime in, "And he's got that awful facial tic."
Or when Rep. Rahm Emanuel—whom I admire—first visited, to be quizzed about his views, I had to restrain myself from chirping, "What happened to your finger?"
Childish, I know. Even more starkly so on Wednesday, when college professor and hereditary Congressman Dan Lipinski stopped by to introduce himself. The mood in the room was somber, as befits a subversion of the democratic process, and as my colleagues established that he was going to stick to the ludicrous tale of how his father, Rep. Bill Lipinski, just happened to decide to retire so his son could miss the primary and run against a sham opponent, I fixated on his looks.
An unsettling, bird-like quality to the man—rail-thin, glittering, deep-set eyes, a prominent Adam's apple. Like a character from literature, and I struggled to conjure which one. Then it hit me—Ichabod Crane, the guy from the Washington Irving tale, fleeing the Headless Horseman. He had the same timidity, the same lack of ... something.
He spoke in bromides. "I believe my job is to help my constituents," he said. "My campaign is about what I'm going to do for the people." Golly.
He said how he will be his own man, then explained his goal of finding a perch on his dad's congressional committee.
The more I studied this frail, awkward-speaking academic (his poor students; the heart breaks) the more I felt an odd pang of sympathy. Clearly, he wasn't burning up the scholarly world, even down in the backwater of Tennessee. I'm convinced that, rather than run the risk of his son ending up behind the counter at Wendy's, Bill Lipinski decided to plunk him into a comfortable berth. He got his boy a good job, and while the U.S. Congress is supposed to be more than a sinecure for one's relatives, this can't be the first time it has happened. I can't see into the future. Maybe Dan Lipinski will surprise us, and surpass expectations. He certainly will, now that I think of it. He couldn't do worse.
—Originally published in the Sun-Times, Aug. 20, 2004
Six years ago, when Rep. Bill Lipinski bequeathed his seat to his son, the fortunate boy visited the editorial board to try to charm us. I described the meeting this way:
"College professor and hereditary Congressman Dan Lipinski stopped by to introduce himself. The mood in the room was somber, as befits a subversion of the democratic process, and as my colleagues established that he was going to stick to the ludicrous tale of how his father, Rep. Bill Lipinski, just happened to decide to retire so his son could miss the primary and run against a sham opponent, I fixated on his looks.
"An unsettling, bird-like quality to the man—rail-thin, glittering, deep-set eyes, a prominent Adam's apple. Like a character from literature, and I struggled to conjure which one. Then it hit me—Ichabod Crane, the guy from the Washington Irving tale, fleeing the Headless Horseman. He had the same timidity, the same lack of . . . something. He spoke in bromides. 'I believe my job is to help my constituents,' he said. 'My campaign is about what I'm going to do for the people.' ''
It turns out, what he is going to do for the people is make sure that not one federal dollar finds its way to an abortion clinic, even if it meant that the 57,000 voters in his district without health insurance never get any. He was one of the Democrats who said he was voting against health-care reform, out of his concern for life.
It was surprising to see Lipinski making a stand—sort of like a guy who crashes your party turning around and complaining about the dip.
Six years ago, I concluded that, considering the low expectations for this Tennessee carpetbagger, "he couldn't do worse."
I stand corrected. He has done worse. The Sun-Times regrets the error.
—Originally published in the Sun-Times, March 22, 2010
Posted by Neil Steinberg at 7:14 AM
Here are a few of my thoughts on Lipinski.
He said he would get Central Ave. put through to 65th. Street (like his dad said) in 2011, not a weed has been pulled.
Me and others had tried to get help navigating Social Security benefits from his office and were given the same form we got on the internet.
One thing that really sticks though is, a couple of years ago we went to a Veterans Day ceremony in Oak Lawn. Our granddaughter was singing in the program. Congressman Lipinski, when asked to say a few words, got up and gave a rambling speech that was mostly about the CUBS.
A. R.
Eric February 18, 2018 at 12:31 PM
I hope the editorial board asked Danny if his daddy picked his Republican opponent this year like he did back in '04.
Jakash February 18, 2018 at 1:37 PM
Love the second piece being framed as a correction. Funny!
Off-topic with regard to this, but applicable to the swell photo atop the blog today. Uh, that's a swell photo atop the blog today!
It was like a visit to Brigadoon, or something, yesterday. Even the side streets in the city looked pretty much like that, for a few hours. Fortunately, we were able to get out and enjoy it while it lasted, as I figured the charming, snow-clad effect would be short-lived, which it was.
Now, completely off-topic, did y'all notice how fast the previous snow-pack melted? I thought it seemed fast. Turns out it was "the largest 2 day snow melt in recorded Chicago weather history," which is saying something, no?
https://twitter.com/NWSChicago/status/964658154079424512
Grizz 65 February 18, 2018 at 7:42 PM
The Buckeye State has produced some real winners (Dennis Kucinich was my Congressman from 1997 to 2013, and I actually voted for him--not once, but multiple times), and after 25 years here, I don't miss Illinois politics one damned bit. My condolences to youse guys.
Being on the "wrong" side of Lake Erie, Northeast Ahia gets far more snow than Chicago does...two or three times as much, depending on location and elevation. As for record snowmelt, we once lost nine inches of snowmelt in a single night of heavy early-spring thunderstorms that produced record flooding and a 17-foot river rise in 12 hours' time. Not long before that (Feb.2009), we saw a 22-inch snow cover (an all-time record) disappear over a single weekend.
Basically, I traded Chicago's winter sunshine and brittle cold for endless gray skies and endless shoveling. But eventually, you can get used to almost anything...sort of. And there are worse places if you hate snow...like Buffalo, to name just one. And closer to home, New Buffalo (MI)...hence the name.
What did happen to Rahm's finger?
Neil Steinberg February 18, 2018 at 5:03 PM
Nicked it at an Arby's where he worked as a teen. Ignored the cut and it got infected.
Carl February 18, 2018 at 5:22 PM
Tic. Not "tick". Tic.
Sorry, I am among other things the owner of nitpicking.com
Bitter Scribe February 18, 2018 at 9:23 PM
This is the guy whose opponent is a full-fledged, self-acknowledging Nazi, right? Yay democracy.
When Dolt 45 finally goes down (whether it's this year, next year, or...God help us...in 2020), the celebrations will make the Cubs' 2016 victory look like a neighborhood block party. Millions will spontaneously express their joy in outpourings of jubilation and relief, and not only in Chicago, either.
Of course I'm one of the folks who,18 months ago, predicted a lopsided Hillary blowout, but this is one prognostication you can take to the bank. Or to the streets.
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Quality and Effectiveness: Versatility and brightness are the strengths of this projector. It can be used at desktop level, or ceiling level, and from front or rear of the projection screen. A nice variety of inputs is readily accessible. Dual computer inputs make it a snap to switch between presentations, and an HDMI input port connects to high definition sources. With a maximum brightness of 3000 lumens, the V330X can clearly display images up to 300 inches (measured diagonally) from a computer, DVD player or document camera. With XGA native resolution, it is compatible up to UXGA. Although still portable, it is not exactly petite; the unit measures 12.2 by 9.7 inches, and is almost 4 inches high, yet it weighs only 5.5 pounds. No carrying case is included, although it is available as an accessory.
Ease of Use: Start up is quick and easy; the projector is ready seven seconds after the power is turned on. No cool down period is required, either. With AutoSense, the projector "intuitively" syncs with most computer signals, and was easily ready to use whether the computer or the projector was powered up first. It is easy to correct color, keystone, zoom and focus from both the remote and the unit.
Creative Use of Technology: Using a single chip projection system called BrilliantColor from Texas Instruments, the V300X projects true colors with its six-segment color wheel, even in a brightly lit room.
The V300X is also an energy-miser, with an ECO mode that is easily accessed on the remote control, and which reduces the brightness to 75%, extends the lamp life, decreases energy usage by 50W, and slows the fan speed. Energy-savings for the particular session or life of the projector can be displayed by the Carbon Meter, in terms of CO2 emission reduction when ECO mode is on. The percentage of the lamp's remaining life can also be projected, as a percentage of the estimated 3000 hours.
Suitability for Use in a School Environment: Internal settings automatically optimize the image for Power Point presentations, TV viewing, movies, graphics or standard color value. Built-in closed captioning enables decoding and display of text information from a video, and a 7W speaker provides the volume needed in large rooms.
• This projector displays clear and bright images, with true colors, even in bright rooms and without a white screen.
• The V300X is an energy miser in ECO Mode, yet the image is not visibly dimmer, and the fan is noticeably quieter; timer ensures that the projector is not left on for long periods while not in use.
• Built-in security features help prevent theft and unauthorized use of or tampering with the projector.


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This lot includes 23 DVDS, Razor 3D system w/Two pairs of High Performance Shutter Glasses (works with any TV), and a bunch of 3-D Glasses as seen in pics.
Condition of items vary, some of these we have had for many years, some we purchased used, and some were just Flat-Out-Hard-To-Find and we were lucky to obtain any copy that we could get. As far as I can remember, I can't recall ever having a problem with playback of any of them so all should be playable in any decent DVD Player. The condition of the standard glasses also vary as we have had many of them for a long time, some used more than others. Condition varies from good to bad, please zoom in on pics for details.
About the Razor 3-D System, We previously UPGRADED the Video Synchronization Controller (main unit) of our system a few years back to a HIGHER-GRADE model so the unit looks different than the pic in the instructions and on the box shows (the Video In/Out loop connections are on the back and the two jacks on the front are for the glasses). Everything that is needed to hook up and use the system should be in the box as we have always kept the system stored in the original packaging when not using to keep the system from getting damaged.
About the DVDS, some of them may have the original 3-D Glasses that came with the DVD inside, Some of them were purchased used and did not have the original Glasses when purchased.
6. GIRLS: WET & WILD IN 3-D- NR- 1993. This DVD originally came in a CD-Sized case with a sleeve over it. The sleeve has been cut and inserted into a standard DVD case. The original CD case cover and insert are still inside DVD case in very good condition. The disc has wear and tear. Somehow this disc has a chip of the disc missing from the top? You can't tell it from the bottom of disc, so it should still play OK. no glasses.