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The Orville Interactive Fan Experience Update #2
Back in July I first told you about the awesome new Orville Interactive Fan Experience, a kind of game, sort of simulation you can play online courtesy of Steam.
It's made by fans, for fans of The Orville, and it 100% free to download and play. Players can roam a highly detailed version of the ship, complete with the Bridge, Sickbay, Mess Hall and Shuttle Bay. You can even fly the ship!
Right now it's very much a work in progress, as there are only two or three decks completed, and there's no actual gameplay as yet. The makers have assured everyone that it'll eventually be a fully-fleshed out virtual version of the ship, and they add various rooms and features in regular updates.
Like now!
I recently fired up the game, and discovered that the Replicators, er, I mean the Synthesizers now work. Woohoo! You can now step up to one and order coffee, alcohol and even a giant jar of pickles! Obviously the makers of this game are fans of the show and well versed in its lore.
On a whim, I walked down to Bortus' quarters and strolled over to his Synthesizer.
I activated the Synthesizer, which gave me the option of ordering fruit, vegetables, beverages and... tobacco (!).
I clicked on tobacco, and was given the option of whipping up one, two or sure enough, FIVE HUNDRED cigarettes (regular viewers of the show will understand the significance of that number)!
Of course I had to pick five hundred, and wasn't disappointed.
I mentioned it in my initial post, but it's worth a repeat: Messy Desk, the developers of the game, even included the infamous "pee corner" mentioned (but mercifully not seen) in Identity, Part 2.
Note that if you walk over to the pee corner, your Union avatar will slip and fall down in it, complete with a slide whistle sound effect. Classy!
I'm looking forward to further updates, so I can finally fly the Shuttle out of the Bay and crash it into the engine rings.
By the way, I didn't deliberately choose an avatar that resembles Gordon from the series— this was just the standard generic crewman that comes with the game. You can customize the look and species of your avatar if you want.
Labels: the orville interactive fan experience, update
It Came From The Cineplex: Ad Astra
Ad Astra was written by Ethan Gross and James Gray. It was directed by James Gray.
Gross previously wrote... well, not much. A film called Klepto (?) and a handful of episodes of the TV series Fringe.
Gray previously wrote Blood Ties. He wrote and directed Little Odessa, The Yards, We Own The Night, Two Lovers, The Immigrant and The Lost City Of Z (oh, so HE'S the one responsible).
So is Ad Astra a technical and emotional triumph, or a tedious and languid dud? Judging by the reviews, the critics all seem to be overwhelmed by Brad Pitt's stunning performance and the film's moving emotion core. Here's a sampling of their reviews:
"Existential but also intimate, Ad Astra is a stunning, sensitive exploration of the space left by an absent parent— and the infinite void of actual space."
John Nugent
"Daddy issues in all their forms may be humanity's greatest common experience, and so writer-director James Gray's space drama will be relatable to most adult viewers."
Tara McNamara
"At heart, it's a short story set in space, decorated with major FX (the double rings of the evanescent blue Neptune are its most memorable image), held together by Pitt's stalwart presence."
Owen Gleiberman
"Just when you thought Brad Pitt's acting career was over, he resurrects it in director James Gray's gripping Ad Astra, a sci-fi drama that morphs into a psychological thriller."
Johnny Oleksinski
"As the icily competent, pathologically controlled McBride, Pitt delivers one of the finest performances of his career."
Ann Hornaday
"May strike some viewers as biblical, Shakespearean and/or Greek. It's certainly unforgettable."
Holy Shiite! I must have taken an extra fistful of my crazy pills again, because I didn't get ANY of that out of this movie. It's a slow-moving sci-fi art house film that's part Joseph Conrad, part 2001: A Space Odyssey. It practically sprains a hamstring trying to be deep and existential, but the best it can muster is pretentious and shallow
I don't get all the love for Brad Pitt's performance either, as he practically sleepwalks through the entire movie. There's a running gag of sorts in the film, in which Pitt's character prides himself on the fact that his pulse never rises above 80 beats per minute. Apparently Pitt's a method actor and did his best to match that zen-like state during filming as well.
It's as if Pitt noticed the popularity of Ryan Gosling and his drowsy performances, and was determined to out-doze him. I seriously do not understand the praise heaped on him here.
And don't get me started on the ridiculous science. Ad Astra may be the dumbest "smart" movie I've ever seen in my life! Virtually every bit of science it presents is completely inaccurate, as if the writers based their technical knowledge on an episode of Lost In Space.
"But Bob," I hear you cry, "You're missing the point of the movie! It's not about the science and whether its accurate or not. It's all about reconnecting with family and discovering one's humanity!" If that's the case, then the movie doubly failed. For a film that prides itself on its emotional core, it feels hollow, clinical and oddly detached. In fact it's so devoid of emotion that the director had to insert voiceovers to tell us what the main character's actually feeling! I've honestly seen TV commercials with more heart.
Even if you ignore the egregious science, the film still contains plenty of plot stupidity. The characters are apparently all brain damaged, as they say and do the most idiotic things possible in order for the story to progress.
The film's also slow and laborious, and worst of all, just plain dull. I generally never have trouble staying awake in the cineplex, but I nearly dozed off a couple times during Ad Astra. It's 124 minutes long, but I swear I was in the theater for four hours.
So far Ad Astra's grossed $45 million worldwide against its "$80 to $100 million" budget. Only $19 million of that gross came from the States. Since movies need to make twice their production budgets just to break even, Ad Astra's going to have a tough row to hoe, and will likely turn out to be an expensive flop.
SPOILERS, I GUESS.
"In the near future," SpaceCom officer Major Roy McBride (played by Brad Pitt) is working on a massive, miles-high space antenna jutting out from the surface of the Earth. Suddenly a mysterious energy Surge from space fries the antennae's electronics, knocking McBride off the scaffolding and sending him plummeting to Earth. He opens a safety chute and lands safely. It's an impressive, immersive and nail-biting scene. Enjoy it while you can though, because it's the last one we get.
McBride is the son of Dr. Clifford McBride (played by Tommy Lee Jones), the world's most famous astronaut and space pioneer. When McBride was just a child, Clifford left home on a mission to deep space, which caused a rift between the two men— emotionally as well as geographically.
Clifford commanded the Lima Project, a mission to set up a listening post outside the solar system in order to search for signs of intelligent life in the universe. Unfortunately SpaceCom lost contact with the project sixteen years ago near Neptune.
During McBride's debriefing, SpaceCom informs him that the powerful Surges are coming from the vicinity of Neptune. If left unchecked, they could end up destroying all life in the Solar System (?). SpaceCom also believes McBride's father may still be alive, and is somehow responsible for the Surges (??). They order McBride to travel to Mars (???) and send a message to Clifford telling him to knock it off.
McBride meets up with Colonel Thomas Pruitt (played by Donald Sutherland), an old friend of Clifford. He accompanies McBride to the Moon, where they're to catch a rocket bound for Mars. Once there, they make their way to the launch pad on the dark side of the Moon. On the way, their military convoy is attacked by Moon pirates (no, really!). Amazingly their military escorts are all killed, and McBride and Pruitt are the only ones who make it to the dark side.
The excitement's turns out to be too much for Pruitt, and he gives McBride a flash drive containing top secret info about Clifford, along with a vague warning before abruptly exits the movie. Well, that was a pointless character! McBride boards the SpaceCom ship Cepheus, and they take off for Mars.
Along the way they receive a distress call from a Norwegian biomedical research station (?). Somehow the Cepheus slows down and docks with the station (??) and McBride and Captain Tanner enter and investigate. They float through the empty station (???), which seems devoid of life. Suddenly Tanner's attacked and killed by a CGI baboon from the med lab. McBride kills another baboon, and barely escapes with his life. And that's it for that useless little side plot.
The ship continues on to Mars and begins landing. Suddenly another Surge hits, causing the ship to malfunction. Acting Captain Stanford freezes with indecision, so McBride takes command and lands the ship flawlessly (of course his pulse never rises above 80!). Inside the underground Martian base, McBride meets Helen Lantos (played by Ruth Negga), head of the facility.
McBride records several voice recordings to his father, which are sent to Neptune. After getting no response, McBride goes off script and sends out a heartfelt appeal to his emotionally distant Pop. SpaceCom instantly receives an answer from Clifford (which is impossible), but McBride's not allowed to hear it, as they fear it'll damage his already fragile psychological state. He's ordered to return to Earth.
Helen visits McBride & says her parents were on the Lima Project. She shows him classified footage of Clifford, who was rabidly obsessed with finding evidence of alien life. The crew mutinied against him, so he shut off their life-support system and killed everyone but himself so he could continue his search.
Helen says SpaceCom is planning to send a ship to Lima and destroy it with a nuclear bomb, in order to stop the Surges. McBride decides he should be the one to confront Clifford and attempt a peaceful resolution. Or something.
Helen smuggles McBride out of the base, and he swims through an underground lake (?) leading to the platform where the Cepheus is about to take off for Neptune. An underground lake. On Mars. He sneaks into the ship seconds before it blasts off. When he's discovered, the Cepheus crew attack him, but end up accidentally killing themselves (??).
McBride then continues on the months-long journey to Neptune by himself. As the ship heads into deep space, he reflects on his relationships with his absentee father and estranged wife. This, plus the constant isolation, takes a mental toll on him. Or not. With McBride's immobile mask of a face it's difficult to tell what— if anything— he's thinking.
Eventually he arrives at Neptune and spots the Lima Project station. He takes a small shuttle over to it, and finds the bodies of the other researchers inside. He locates the faulty anti-matter power source (which is apparently safe to approach) and attaches the nuke to it.
He then encounters Clifford, who is indeed still alive. Clifford explains that when the crew mutinied, they inadvertently damaged the anti-matter power source. This is what's been causing the Surges that are wreacking havoc on Earth.
Clifford says ever since then he continued the Project's goal of searching for intelligent life in the universe. Unfortunately he found absolutely nothing, which apparently drove him insane. He moans that he's a failure. McBride says the fact that he found no other life is a win, as it means we should cherish one another.
McBride asks his father to return to Earth with him, but he refuses. So he grabs his father's research, arms the bomb and dresses Clifford in a space suit to return to Earth. Once they're in space, Clifford cuts himself loose and floats off toward Neptune.
McBride helplessly watches his father drift away, then fashions a shield from the base and uses his suit's thrusters to barrel through Neptune's rings, back to the Cepheus. He makes it back to the ship, but doesn't have enough fuel to return home (???). He then uses the shockwave from the exploding Lima station to propel him back to Earth. Nope!
McBride crashlands on Earth and is rescued. Armed with the knowledge that humans are the only intelligent life in the universe, he realizes that we're all we have. He then reconnects with his wife Eve (played ultra-briefly by Liv Tyler), who walked out on him some time ago. The audience then wakes, stretches and then slowly files out of the cineplex.
• For the record, the phrase "ad astra" is Latin for "to the stars."
• Credit where it's due: At the beginning of the movie a caption informs us that the story takes place in "The Near Future." Regular readers of my blog know that one of my many pet peeves is when a sci-fi story features ridiculously advanced technology, but then takes place in the far off year of 2040. By not mentioning a specific year, the film will never have an "expiration date." Kudos for that!
• More credit where it's due: The movie starts out with an intense and harrowing action sequence, in which McBride is working on a massive space antennae. Suddenly the Surge hits, causing a series of explosions. To avoid being killed he jumps off the antenna and falls thousands of feet before he can open his chute and float to safety (sorry about the black bars in the video).
It's a breathtaking, nail-biting scene that's beautifully filmed and filled with top notch FX. Sadly, things immediately go downhill from there.
• In a recent interview, director James Gray boasted, "Ad Astra will feature the most realistic depiction of space travel that's been put in a movie."
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Ad Astra is about as "realistic" as an episode of Jason Of Star Command. There are so many scientific inaccuracies in it that I'm convinced James Gray has some deep-seated hatred for astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson, and filmed this movie specifically to make him have a stroke. The errors are that glaring.
Defenders of the film are quick to point out that its science doesn't matter, as it's just a backdrop for McBride's poignant emotional journey.
Eh, nice try, but I ain't buying it. I agree that scientific accuracy is unimportant in movies like Star Wars, The Last Starfighter or Battle Beyond The Stars. Those are all space fantasies, so the audience expects outlandish or non-existent science.
But Ad Astra fancies itself a serious, hard sci-fi movie that's grounded in reality. You know, like 2001: A Space Odyssey, Gravity or First Man. The science in those films was integral to the plot, and their stories literally could not happen without it.
Ad Astra desperately wants to be like those films and play by their rules, so I feel perfectly justified judging its scientific accuracy. Or rather its astonishing lack of it. Especially after reading Gray's jaw-dropping statement! So sit back and get comfortable while I tear this movie's science a new asshole!
— Every single thing about the Surges is completely and utterly ridiculous. We're told that cosmic ray bursts are emanating from the vicinity of Neptune, caused by an antimatter power source. These bursts inexplicably grow stronger as they radiate toward Earth. If left unchecked, they could destroy all life in the solar system!
Jesus wept, I hardly know where to begin. First of all, it's unlikely that the Lima Project's energy source would be powerful enough to generate any form of energy that could threaten the Earth. Or the entire solar system! It's simply not big enough.
And the idea that the energy surges get stronger the farther they travel is utter nonsense. I'm pretty sure all forms of energy fade and dissipate with distance, so the Surges would likely be harmless by the time they reached Earth.
— SpaceCom believes Clifford McBride is still alive and well in orbit around Neptune and is responsible for the Surges. They contact his son Roy McBride, and order him to send a message to his father, asking him to cut it out. FOR SOME REASON, instead of simply sending the message from Earth to Neptune, he flies to the Moon, then on to Mars to transmit the signal.
What. The. Hell.
Radio signals travel at the speed of light. At that velocity, it would take a signal about four hours to reach Neptune (give or take, depending on the planetary positions). It takes McBride NINETEEN days to travel to Mars in order to send the signal. An Earth-born signal would have reached Neptune in 1/24th of that time! Jesus wept!
The writers seemingly know this is bushwah, and try to explain it by saying they need to send a top secret signal, and Mars has the "only secure laser transmitter" in the entire solar system. Seriously? We're supposed to believe there are no private modes of communication anywhere on Earth? Nice try, movie!
— The citizens of the Ad Astra universe use spaceships that are just slightly more advanced than the ones we have now. When McBride takes a commercial flight to the Moon, we see his rocket actually uses booster rockets that fall away after it leaves the atmosphere.
Rockets with booster engines are an incredibly expensive way to get into space. Yet somehow they have commercial flight between planets. How much were the tickets for that ride to the Moon? A billion dollars?
— The spaceships of Ad Astra are all incredibly fast. It would currently take us ten or twelve years to reach Neptune, but McBride travels there (from Mars) in just seventy nine days.
Granted, this movie takes place in the future, so they may have some way to travel faster than we do now, so I'll reluctantly overlook this one.
— Both the Moon and Mars have significantly lighter gravity than the Earth. Absolutely zero attempt is made at depicting this though.
Granted, it's entirely possible that by the time this movie takes place, science has figured out a way to simulate higher gravity. So I'll give 'em this one.
— As the Cepheus travels to Mars, it picks up a distress signal and makes a detour to investigate, and actually stops at a nearby research outpost.
Sorry, that's not how the laws of physics work.
Put simply, a spaceship traveling from the Moon to Mars would set a direct course, then accelerate gradually to prevent the G-forces from killing the crew inside. Once the ship reached the halfway mark, it would begin decelerating, again to avoid turning the passengers into chunky salsa.
The Cepheus simply CANNOT make a detour and come to a full stop next to a research station. It just can't. Take my word for it. Attempting to do so would tear the ship apart, kill everyone on board or both. It'd be like traveling 130 mph on the Autobahn and suddenly slamming on the brakes and turning.
— After McBride reaches Mars, he sends a series of messages to his Dad. When he sends the third one, he gets a near instant reply from Clifford.
Nope! As I mentioned above, it takes a radio signal approximately four hours to reach Neptune, and vice versa. Unless they have some sort of faster-than-light communication system in this universe, it should have taken at least eight hours for them to receive Clifford's reply.
I get that they sped things up for dramatic purposes, but it's still wrong.
— McBride swims through an underground Martian lake to get to the Cepheus. He then climbs up the side of the rocket as it blasts off, and somehow manages to get inside.
OK, I freely admit I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure water can't exist in liquid form on Mars. Even underground.
I'm not even going to comment on the "Climbing Up The Side Of A Ship In Flight" thing, as it's just too stupid to discuss.
— McBride enters the Lima Project base, and sets a nuclear bomb on top of the faulty anti-matter power source. Despite the fact that the source is generating destructive cosmic rays that can be felt on Earth, it's apparently OK to stand next to it. Or live on the same station with it.
— By far the most preposterous moment in the film is McBride's return to the Cepheus. He lets his little shuttle float away for plot purposes, and is then trapped on the Lima Project. In order to return to his ship, he concocts an ingenious plan.
First he pulls up a panel off the station to use as a shield. Then he clambers on top of a rotating radar antenna and sits on it as it spins him right round baby right round. At a precisely calculated moment, he jumps off the antenna, using its momentum to propel him back to the Cepheus.
He then plows through Neptune's rings, using the borrowed panel to protect himself from the numerous rocky chunks and particles. Eventually he passes through the rings, and lands exactly on top of the Cepheus! Amazing!
Again, I dunno where to start. As McBride rides the spinning antenna, he looks up and sees the Cepheus whizzing by at regular intervals. He then apparently calculates the exact moment to jump off the antenna to fly back to the ship.
Christ Baby Jesus, I don't think even Spock could accurately calculate all the variables needed to perform that maneuver! Not to mention the fact that if you jump off a spinning object, you won't fly in a straight line. McBride would have launched into an arc and missed his ship by a mile.
And then there's the idea of using the panel as a shield. Nothing wrong with it per se, but every time one of the ring particles smashed into his shield (which happens a lot during his journey through them) it would slow him down slightly. After a couple hundred small collisions he'd stop dead in his tracks. Additional hits would then propel him back toward Neptune. Again, it's all about physics.
The most puzzling part of this sequence is the fact that we clearly see McBride's spacesuit has tiny thrusters on the back. He could have easily used them to launch himself above the rings and back to his waiting ship. But that would have taken a lot longer, and wouldn't have been as exciting, so instead we get a ridiculous scene of him aping the Silver Surfer. Feh.
— After reaching the Cepheus, McBride tells the audience what he's doing, er, I mean makes a "log entry" saying there's not enough fuel to make it back to Earth (I think). He then decides to use the shockwave from the nuke he planted onboard the Lima Project to propel him back to Earth.
Sighhhh.... OK, first of all, why the hell didn't the ship have enough fuel for a return trip? Was this some kind of kamikaze mission? Did they burn up all their fuel hurrying to Neptune? Who the hell knows.
And then there's the idea of using the shockwave to propel the ship back home. Shockwaves can only travel through some sort of medium, like air or water. There can be no shockwaves in the empty vacuum of space. The Cepheus would have either been vaporized by the blast or ripped apart by debris.
There's a lot more stupidity, but that's enough for now.
• I kind of like the idea that the cosmic space between McBride and his Dad is mirrored in the emotional distance between them. That's an interesting notion, and in the hands of a competent director, could have made for a compelling story arc. Sadly, James Gray is not that director.
• McBride spends a good chunk of the movie being psychologically evaluated by a medical computer. Every time this happens, he calmly and methodically states what he's thinking and how he feels to the computer, and of course to the audience as well.
I can't be sure of course, but I'm betting these voiceovers were added after the fact, when director James Gray realized Brad Pitt's sleepy performance was virtually devoid of any sort of emotion. C'mon, guys! It's a movie for corn's sake. You're supposed to SHOW, not TELL. They teach that the first day of film school!
And before anyone says something, I understand that McBride is SUPPOSED to be distant throughout the movie. That's so he can finally reconnect with his emotions at the end. I get it. But the trouble is, he acts exactly the same after his emotional epiphany.
• So Clifford McBride is the world's most celebrated astronaut; a beloved hero and pioneer. Fifteen years ago he lead a mission to the outer edge of the solar system, which went dark in the vicinity of Neptune. So... no one ever thought to go hunt for him until now? It's not like it would take decades to reach his last known location. McBride gets there in a few weeks! Why the hell did no one ever try to find such an important public figure?
• At one point McBride looks through old photos of his father. Among them are several shots of a much younger Cliff decked out in an orange flight suit.
These shots of Tommy Lee Jones come directly from 2000's Space Cowboys, which concerned a quartet of aging astronauts who're drafted to fix a malfunctioning satellite. If you look closely you can clearly see Jones' Ad Astra suit features the exact same zippers and patches!
Oddly enough, Donald Sutherland also starred alongside Jones in Space Cowboys.
• If you stare at this photo for two minutes, you'll have seen Liv Tyler for longer than she's in this movie. Now that I think about it, Tommy Lee Jones' screen time isn't much longer either— even though he receives second billing!
• For some reason, every single character who's introduced in this film makes a hasty retreat minutes later, never to be seen again. It's as if they can't wait to flee from the set.
McBride's wife Eve is introduced through flashbacks, then instantly walks out of his life (she does reappear briefly at the end, but still). He meets with a group of Generals who assign him his mission, then dash out of the movie.
He's then partnered with Colonel Pruitt, who wants out of the film so badly that he has a heart attack. Pruitt undergoes surgery and— you guessed it— is never heard from again. McBride then joins the crew of the Cepheus, who all end up getting killed before the third act. On Mars he meets Helen Lantos, who helps him escape before vanishing forever.
Even McBride's father Clifford can't wait to exit. Minutes after reuniting with his son, he dives into Neptune to escape from the film.
I'm not sure if these various characters were part of subplots that were cut out of the final edit, or if Gray just doesn't know how to properly write an exit.
• There's kind of a half-assed subplot in which it's implied that SpaceCom may be part of some conspiracy to do... something. But it's all very vague and ambiguous, and nothing ever comes of it. Victim of more cut scenes, perhaps?
• When McBride reaches the Moon, we see there's an advanced, bustling space port there, complete with a concourse featuring Subway and Applebee's restaurants. I actually like that idea, as it seems like something that would really happen.
Inexplicably, the Moon is somehow also a lawless frontier riddled with space pirates that attack any convoys leaving the space port. This despite an armed military presence that's stationed at the base.
• When the Cepheus makes its impossible pit stop to check on the Norwegian station, McBride and Captain Tanner enter and check it out. Inside they find the base is completely devoid of any kind of life, save for two wild and crazed baboons.
So where did the Norwegian crew go? There aren't even any corpses. Are we to believe that the baboons ate the entire crew? Even their bones and clothes?
• After McBride makes it to Mars, he sends out a signal to his Pop on Neptune. This entire scene is a goldmine of stupidity and nonsense.
Why the frak is there a dedicated recording studio in the Martian base, complete with acoustic tile-lined walls and a control booth? For a second I expected McBride to start belting out a song as he cut his new album.
McBride then records a scripted message to his father, in hopes he'll reply. The message reads, "This is Major Roy McBride. I'm attempting to reach Dr. Clifford McBride. This is Dr. McBride's son."
Wait, what? Why in the name of sanity would he word his opening statement like that? Was McBride afraid his Dad forgot he had a kid? Was this movie written by aliens?
Ah, but we're not done yet! Supposedly the Mars Base is protected from the Surges because it's located deep underground. After sending out the message, McBride leans back in his chair and gazes wistfully into deep space— through a skylight in the ceiling.
A skylight. In a recording studio. That's allegedly underground.
• There are three major action setpieces in the film, inserted at strategic intervals to wake the audience from its slumber.
One is the awesome space antenna scene at the start of the film, which I've already covered so I won't rehash it here.
Next there's the Moon buggy chase, in which space pirates (yeah, space pirates) pursue McBride's little convoy over the lunar surface. It's a short sequence, but marginally exciting.
Lastly there's the inexplicable spaceship rescue. As the Cepheus heads for Mars, the crew picks up a distress call from a Norwegian research station. They stop to investigate (which shouldn't be possible), and find the place is devoid of humans (?) but filled with angry CGI baboons which attack the rescue party.
I cannot emphasize this enough— none of these scenes have anything to do with the main storyline, and don't further the plot in any way. This is especially true with the whole baboon attack sequence.
I'm convinced that 20th Century Fox saw the finished film, were appalled by how deadly dull it was and demanded Gray spice it up with some random action scenes.
• Sadly, Ad Astra's production design is just as dull and uninspired as the script. For example, the spaceships all look like standard 20th Century rockets with a few solar fins glued to the sides. Exciting!
I get that they were probably trying to ground the ships in reality and not give them "movie designs," but c'mon! A movie this dull needs to give us something interesting to look at!
The set design is equally unremarkable, as is the film's overall cinematography and color palette. Rarely have I seen a movie as downright ugly as this one.
The only bright spot in the look of the film are the stunning scenes of Neptune and its system of brilliant blue rings.
• More jaw-dropping plot stupidity: McBride flies a little shuttle from the Cepheus to the Lima Project. Unfortunately once he gets there, the airlock's damaged and he can't dock. He crawls out of his tiny pod and floats over to Lima's hatch, where he opens it and enters. He then turns and watches dolefully as the pod slowly floats away.
Are you f*cking kidding me here? That shuttle pod was his ride back to the ship. He's screwed without it! Why the hell would he just let it drift away? All he had to do was tie it loosely to the hatch.
Technically he probably wouldn't have needed to tether it to Lima's hull in the first place. There's no wind or currents in space, so objects at rest stay right where they're placed. There was no reason for the shuttle to drift away at all.
• The big revelation in the film is that the Lima Project failed to find life in deep space, which drives Clifford insane. McBride's OK with this though, as it means all we have is one another, and humanity needs to start acting accordingly.
The movie treats this as a hopeful and uplifting message. I took it just the opposite. I found the idea of humanity being the only life in the universe to be profoundly depressing. Seriously? THIS is all there is? Excuse me while I go hang myself.
Ad Astra could have been an interesting sci-fi drama about a father and son whose emotional distance is equaled only by the cosmic space between them. Unfortunately it's hampered by bad science, poor plotting, glacial pacing and mediocre direction. Even worse, the performances (especially Brad Pitt) are all bland and lethargic, giving what should have been a highly poignant film a cold and clinical feel. Might be worth a look on home video, but I wouldn't seek in out in the cineplex. I give it a very disappointed C+.
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Sounds Perfectly Logical To Me!
If you've ever shopped at Costco before, you've experienced the infamous "receipt check" as you exit the store.
According to a recent article, the reason they do this isn't because they think you're a klepto. Instead they're "making sure you didn't get overcharged." They don't want you getting charged for four cases of toilet paper instead of three, or for a gross of tuna you didn't actually buy.
To quote Henry Blake, "Everyone who believes that, stand on their head!"
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Kids Are Kids In Any Era
I've been seeing this meme and others like it online for quite a while now. It depicts a group of 1980s kids making their own fun outdoors, next to a trio of sullen modern tweens who can't look away from their cell phones.
The implication of course is that 80s kids were far superior because they were active and adventurous and didn't walk around texting and tweeting nonstop like their current counterparts.
To that notion I politely say "Bullsh*t."
There's a good reason why 80s kids weren't constantly checking their cell phones— BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T HAVE THEM!
There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that if smart phones had been available in 1980, every kid in America would have had one and would have gazed at them twenty four hours a day.
Don't believe me? Then substitute "smart phone" for "video game." The Atari 2600 debuted in 1977, and lasted well into the 1990s. The instant the system came out, kids began playing it non-stop, leading parents to worry they were spending too much time staring at their TV screens.
If the internet had been around forty years ago, you'd have seen memes very similar to the one above, comparing active 1950s kids next to sedentary 1980s kids parked in front of a video game.
This attitude goes back even further. TV became a thing in the early 1950s, and kids immediately started spending all their time watching. Which no doubt led to parents comparing them to more active 1920s kids!
Despite what these smug, self-righteous memes would have you believe, there's nothing inherently wrong with today's phone-gazing kids. It's just the latest in a long line of distracting new technology. And thirty years from now, someone will post a meme showing active 2019 kids next to 2050 tweens with computer chips in their heads.
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Legends Of Tomorrow Season 4, Episode 14: Nip/Stuck
I'm playing catch up this month, so please excuse this dreadfully late review. I'm determined to finish the season even if it kills me.
This week on Legends Of Tomorrow we get an actual decent episode, something that hasn't happened a lot in the back half of the season. Thing is, if this episode had aired during the heyday of Seasons 2 and 3, it'd be considered average at best. As part of the very uneven Season 4 though, it feels like freakin' Shakespeare.
I'm convinced part of the problem is the sudden importance of Gary Green and Mona Wu. Unlike many fans out there who actively loathe them, I actually kind of like Gary and Mona. That said, I feel they work best in (very) small doses, as supporting characters. I'm at a loss to understand their sudden meteoric rise to prominence, as they literally shove the regular cast aside.
If I had to identify the theme of this episode, I suppose I'd say redemption. Heat Wave makes a rash decision that almost kills the Legends, but makes up for it in the end. Nora's given a chance at a new life with the Time Bureau. And Constantine rises above his dark nature and sacrifices himself to save Atom.
And then there's the pointless Gary subplot that trashes my little analysis.
There's also a not-so-subtle jab at trump and his stance on immigration that I found grating and annoying. Not because it disrespected the embarrassment-in-chief mind you, but because it was so painfully obvious.
Atom, who's been possessed by Neron, brings Constantine to the Donner Pass in the Ice Age. He orders him to open up a doorway to Hell, so the mysterious Tabitha (first mentioned in The Eggplant, The Witch & The Wardrobe) can come through. Constantine refuses, and asks what happened to Gary Green. Neron says he's taking care of things at the Time Bureau.
At the Bureau, Nora Darhk starts her first day as an agent. Unfortunately, rather than sending her out to rescue Atom, Director Sharpe gives her a stack of paperwork to fill out. When Nora balks, Sharpe reminds her she was an evil witch, so she needs to be a team player and prove herself. Nora admits she's right.
Sharpe enters her office and finds Gary sitting in her chair. When she asks what the hell, he tells her to shut the door and says they need to talk.
On the Waverider, Steel and the others want to race off to find Atom and Constantine. White Canary says they have no idea where or when they are, and until they do they'll have to sit tight. She has Gideon search the timeline for magical signatures.
Meanwhile, Neron taunts Constantine by telling him Atom is completely gone and impossible to save. To prove it he starts to slice Atom's throat with a knife (wait, wouldn't that destroy his vessel?). Constantine turns the knife into a feather (I think).
Back at the Bureau, Sharpe exits her meeting with Gary, acting oddly. She gathers the staff and announces they're all to report to Gary's office for performance reviews. Mona asks if this is really the best time for such a thing, and if Gary's the right person for the job. Sharpe mechanically says "Gary Green is all the man we need."
On the Waverider, Steel's playing music for the dragon egg and seeing that no harm comes to it. Zari worries that he's going overboard, but Steel says he has to hatch the dragon so Atom can see it. Gideon detects Constantine's magical signature in the Ice Age, and the Legends take off to rescue him.
The ship arrives at the Donner Pass, and Neron contacts the Legends and tells them Atom's dead. Constantine tells Canary to open fire and kill them both while she has the chance. Steel says if they destroy Atom's body, they'll never get him back. Canary hesitates, so Heat Wave steps in and hits the fire button. Neron teleports away with Constantine, and the blasters cause a massive avalanche. The Waverider's then buried under tons of ice and snow.
Gideon reports that the ship's hopelessly trapped (?) and main power's almost gone (???). She says the ice will melt off the ship in eleven thousand years or so. Canary tries contacting the Bureau, but Sharpe ignores her. The Legends blame Heat Wave for trapping them, but he says when a team mate goes dark you have to end them.
Neron takes Constantine to a Celtic village near Stonehenge in 55 BC. Constantine reminds Neron that even if he did help him, the portals he generates are one way— they lead into Hell, but nothing can come through one. Neron says that's why he brought him to Stonehenge— so Constantine can learn more powerful magic from the locals.
Just then they see King Konstentyn arrive with his men. Constantine's surprised to see the King looks exactly like him, and Neron says he's a distant ancestor. Konstentyn's carrying a cage containing a "dangerous" magical creature he captured.
Back at the Bureau, Mona's suspicious of Gary and asks Nora to help her figure out what's going on. Nora doesn't want to rock the boat on her first day, until a fellow Agent enters and blankly states, "Gary Green Is All The Man We Need." Nora agrees to help Mona.
On the Waverider, Canary, Heat Wave & Charlie open the cargo door and try to hack their way through the ice (?). Canary says this wouldn't have happened if Heat Wave & Charlie hadn't been off scamming Romanti-Con. Heat Wave reminds Canary that she was having fun with her girlfriend instead of captaining the ship as she should have been. The two stalk off in opposite directions.
At Stonehenge, Konstentyn gathers his people, as Constantine and Neron look on. Konstentyn tells the crowd their lives are being threatened by magical creatures. He reveals a Puca (some kind of little troll-like thing) in a cage, and says it's a bloodthirsty beast that should be condemned to Hell. Constantine's puzzled, as he says Pucas are harmless. Neron tells him that Konstentyn is fanning the flames of fear, and using them to bolster his own magical powers.
At the Bureau, Mona notices more and more agents have been hypnotized. She pretends she's been zapped as well, in order to avoid suspicion. Suddenly Nora yanks her into an office and says something bad's definitely going on.
Meanwhile the temperature continues to drop on the Waverider. Steel and Zari try to keep the dragon egg warm, but end up heating up one another as they kiss. As Canary tries to figure a way out of their predicament, Gideon informs her there are only thirty four hours of power left. Charlie gets Canary and Heat Wave to make up, and they all agree that Atom would have a plan.
Nora tricks Mona into entering the a containment cell and locks her in. When Mona asks what's happening, Nora reveals she's been zapped as well, saying, "Gary Green Is All The Man We Need." Mona immediately freaks out, saying she's going to die alone in a government jail. Suddenly her hand morphs into Kuape form and scratches, "NOT ALONE" into the concrete wall. Mona realizes her Wolfie persona's with her (more on this nonsense below).
At Stonehenge, Constantine approaches Konstentyn and tries to convince him not to send the Puca to Hell. He says there's a real demon in their midst, and asks his ancestor to help banish him. Konstentyn sees a man with his own face, assumes Constantine's the demon in question and knocks him out.
On the Waverider, Heat Wave finds a book titled Ray Palmer's Survival Guide. They look up "What To Do If You're Caught In An Avalanche," but see they've already tried all his suggestions. His final piece of advice is to enjoy the time they have left with each other. Canary then orders Gideon to turn up the power full blast, saying if they're gonna die, they might as well do so in style.
Constantine wakes tied to a pillar, next to the Puca. Neron shows up and taunts him, asking if he knows what his former enemies will do to him in Hell. He says the only thing he fears is having to watch Atom and Astra suffer there. Neron asks Constantine once again to open the portal, but he still refuses. Constantine asks who Tabitha is, and why she's so important to Neron. He only replies that Constantine sent her to Hell once before (Hmmm...).
Just then Konstentyn's men arrive and bring Constantine and the Puca to an altar. Konstentyn whips the crowd into a frenzy again, and their hate and fear are absorbed into his magic (I guess?) sword. He points the sword at a stone slab, which generates a portal to Hell. Constantine and the Puca are pulled toward it.
On the ship, the Legends play Atom's Cards To Save The Timeline game while eating, drinking and generally living it up. Suddenly Gideon informs them that the heat generated by their wasteful use of power has melted the ice around the ship. The Legends take their seats on the bridge, and Canary guns the engines. The ship breaks free, and Gideon reports all systems are back online. The Legends blast off to save Constantine.
At the Bureau. Sharpe and Nora escort Mona into Gary's office. Inside, he accuses her of being disloyal and says he'll have to correct that. He opens his shirt and reveals his nipple, which is actually a bloodshot, hypnotizing eye. Mona shrieks and transforms into Wolfie.
At Stonehenge, Constantine and the Puca are about to be pulled into the portal. At the last second, Constantine uses a spell to siphon the villager's fear and use it to stabilize the portal. He tells the Puca to run, then grabs a sword and begins fighting Konstentyn.
He tells the King he used his own magic against him, then chops off his ancestor's hand. Konstentyn vows he'll always choose his people over magical creatures, and is lead away by a villager.
Neron approaches and Constantine attacks him. Neron summons a sword of his own, and the two fight. Constantine manages to pin down Neron, and prepares to kill him. Just then the Waverider arrives, and Canary and Heat Wave see what's happening. They tell Constantine not to kill Neron, as they're not ready to give up on Atom.
Constantine's torn, but then makes a decision. He says he's going to save Atom and jumps into the portal, which now opens both ways. The second he disappears, the mysterious Tabitha comes through. As the sparks clear, we see she's actually the Fairy Godmother from Witch Hunt (!), who was banished to Hell by Constantine in that same episode.
Neron approaches Tabitha and welcomes her. She says it's great to finally be back, and she and Neron kiss. They teleport away.
At the Bureau, Gary runs from Wolfie, yelling for help. Sharpe and Nora respond and begin battling the were-woman. Wolfie grabs Sharpe and Nora by their collars and knocks their noggins together, Stooges style. They shake the cobwebs out of their heads and are themselves again. Wolfie tells them that Gary has a Hellspawn nipple that turned him evil, and bites it off.
Neron and Tabitha appear, and Gary asks them to save him. Tabitha waves her wand and instantly turns Wolfie back into Mona. The two then teleport away with her. Nora tells Sharpe to alert the Legends, while she goes after Mona.
Cut to Hell, which looks a lot like downtown Detroit. Constantine falls from the sky and lands in a dumpster. He looks around, lights a cigarette and walks off.
• Once again, the writers put more effort into this episode's title than they did the actual script. Nip/Stuck is obviously a nod to the FX series Nip/Tuck, and references both Gary's evil nipple and the fact that the Waverider spends most of the episode trapped under and avalanche.
• At the end of the previous episode, Neron (in Atom's body) grabs the unconscious Constantine and Gary and the three of them teleport off the Waverider. At the beginning of this episode, Neron & a fully conscious Constantine appear in the Donner Pass during the Ice Age. Constantine asks, "Where's the muppet?" referring to Gary. We then see Gary's in the Time Bureau, using his hell-spawned nipple to hypnotize the staff.
Wait, what? How'd they all split up when the three of them teleported away together?
I suppose it's possible that Neron, Gary and dozing Constantine materialized in the Time Bureau. Neron then gave Gary his orders to entrance everyone there, and then he grabs Constantine and traveled back to the Ice Age— all while we weren't looking.
• The episode begins at the Donner Pass during the Ice Age. As Gideon so helpfully points out, the Pass was named after the Donner Party, named after a doomed group of settlers who attempted to go through the area in 1846. The group became trapped by ice and snow, and famously resorted to cannibalism in order to survive (although recent info suggests that didn't actually happen).
I assume Neron brought Constantine to such an infamous local because he has a flair for the dramatic.
• The brutal weather of the Donner Pass causes Constantine to slowly freeze to death. For some reason though, Neron seems completely unaffected by the frigid temperatures. But why would that be? He's currently occupying a human body— one that isn't immune to the cold. Seems like Neron should be freezing as well.
Is this some case of mind over matter? Or is Neron using his formidable powers to protect his human host?
• At one point Neron tells Constantine that Atom's dead and can't be saved. To prove it, he starts slicing Atom's throat with a knife. Luckily Constantine stops him by transforming the knife into a feather.
What the hell? Neron spent two whole episodes trying to possess Atom. Why in the name of sanity would he try to destroy his body? He couldn't jump over into Constantine, because he needs a willing host. If he'd gone through with it and "killed" Atom, he'd have been screwed.
I honestly don't get his motivation here. I guess maybe he knew Constantine would stop him?
• Heat Wave fires on Neron/Atom, saying "When a team member goes dark, you end them before they end you."
Looks like he conveniently forgot about all the times he went dark himself (as in Marooned, Left Behind and Fellowship Of The Spear) and the Legends didn't give up on him.
• Neron tricks the Legends into trapping themselves under an avalanche. This entire scene is a goldmine of lazy plotting and complete nonsense.
First of all, Gideon reports that the Waverider's trapped under 357 feet of ice and snow, which will melt in approximately 11,000 years.
Gosh, if only there was a member of the team whose sole "power" is wielding some sort of heat weapon. Something like a flame thrower, perhaps. If there were, maybe he could use it to help them melt their way out.
They do make a lame attempt at an explanation here, as Gideon says Heat Wave's flame gun would deplete their already low oxygen reserve. It's pretty weak sauce though. Why would it matter if their oxygen level was depleted if it meant they'd be freed a few seconds later?
Then Gideon says, "Plus, our primary temporal delineator has been rendered nonfunctional with the extreme weather."
So wait... their time machine can't work because it's cold outside? Is the Waverider a '59 Chevy?
Finally, in the third act the Legends say screw it, and decide if they're gonna die, they might as well go out in style. To that end, they order Gideon to activate full power and crank up the furnace. A bit later the Waverider begins shaking, and Gideon informs them, "Due to your reckless use of our rapidly depleting energy, internal temperature of the ship has melted the surrounding ice enough to shake the ship loose."
So... apparently this highly advanced artificial intelligence was unable to figure out that heating up the ship would melt the surrounding ice. Got it.
And by the way, are the walls of the ship paper thin? How else could you explain the fact that turning up the thermostat on the inside would heat up the outer hull?
• Poor Nora! Her Time Bureau security photo looks much like the ones I've had taken at every job I've ever worked.
• Legends Of Tomorrow apparently subscribes to the Back To The Future School Of Geneology— in which every one of your ancestors and descendants looks exactly like you.
Sadly, Matt Ryan's portrayal of King Konstentyn was uninspired and so-so at best. The main problem was that the King had the exact same voice as Constantine, with maybe a few "thees" and "thous" thrown in That seems unlikely. At the very least his provincial accent should have been quite different from Constantine's modern, urban one.
Would it have killed him to have altered his voice a bit when playing the King? Maybe Ryan wasn't crazy about playing two characters or sitting in a makeup chair for an extra hour to become Konstentyn, who knows?
• You don't have to be a genius to see that King Konstentyn's attitude toward magical creatures mirrors that of a certain orange leader in the real world.
Konstentyn gives a rousing speech to his people, warning them that dangerous magical creatures are invading their land and threatening their safety and very way of life. He even tells them, "You are truly blessed that I am here, for I alone can save you from these monsters."
He then whips the crowd into a frenzy of fear and hatred toward the creatures, as he used their xenophobia to increase his magical powers and make himself even stronger.
Gosh, a leader who encourages his people to hate immigrants as a way to bolster his own political power. Subtle!
Look, I loathe trump and everything about him just as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean I want a thinly disguised version of him in my entertainment. I watch Legends for fun, not so I can hear lectures.
• For some reason, Neron consistently pronounces King Konstentyn's name with a "teen" sound on the end, rather than the usual "tyne."
• A nice touch— when the Legends are trapped under an avalanche and freezing to death, they find a cache of Captain Cold's fur-lined parkas and put 'em on! Why he felt the need to have so many extra jackets is a mystery though.
While seeing the cast in the parkas was fun, it also served to point out how much Cold is sorely missed.
• When the Waverider's trapped, Canary and Heat Wave reminisce about old times. Heat Wave points out that with Atom gone, they're the last of the original team. Canary then picks up a photo of the team in Old West gear and stares wistfully at it. A couple things here:
First of all, the photo comes from the Season 1 episode The Magnificent Eight. Secondly... who the f*ck took this photo? And why? They're not even posing for it, it's a still from the episode that's been Photoshopped to look like a Daguerreotype.
• For some reason there are quite a few Star Wars references in this episode.
— When Neron tricks the Legends into burying the Waverider under an avalanche, Canary shouts out, "It's a trap!" This is likely a reference to Admiral Ackbar's famous line from The Return Of The Jedi.
— When the Legends are playing Cards To Save The Timeline, one of the questions is "You and your team are stuck in a trash compactor in an impromptu and possibly fatal homage to Star Wars. What do you do?" That one's pretty self evident.
— When the ice begins to melt, Canary tells Gideon to fire up the engines and free them. Gideon replies, "We're running on very low reserve power. The odds of us successfully pushing through the avalanche above us are 3,720 to 1." Canary replies, "Never tell me the odds, Gideon."
Gideon's calculation of odds and Canary's go-for-it reply are virtually identical to the exchange between 3PO and Han Solo in the asteroid scene in The Empire Strikes Back.
The shot of the Waverider breaking free of the avalanche and flying into the sky mimics a similar scene of the Millennium Falcon taking off in A New Hope.
— Constantine fights his forefather and chops off his hand with a sword, much like Vader did to Luke in The Empire Strikes Back.
— Finally, just to shake things up, there's an ALIENS reference in the third act. When the hypnotized Sharpe sees Wolfie threatening Gary, she yells, "Get away from him, you beast!" This is no doubt a riff on everyone's favorite Ripley quote.
• By the way, Atom's Cards To Save The Timeline game. The game made its first appearance back in Lucha de Apuestas.
• When Mona's locked in a Time Bureau containment cell, she whines that she'll probably die alone there. Her hand then transforms, as Wolfie scratches "NOT ALONE" on the wall.
Wait, what? I thought "Wolfie" was just Mona's nickname for her superpowerd Kuape form. As if her enhanced form was simply Mona with a reeeeally strong adrenaline rush.
But now we're suddenly expected to believe that Wolfie's a completely separate entity that lives in Mona's mind, and manifests herself in times of stress. What the hell? When the f*ck did that happen?
• Sigh... this show is positively obsessed with Gary and his goddamned nipple. Although I have to admit the sight of his man-teat turning into a bloodshot eye was pretty disturbing and effective.
I love the part at the end when Gary witnesses the full fury of Wolfie, and modestly covers his offending nipple.
• So what exactly was the point of the entire "Gary Green Is All The Man We Need" subplot? The rest of the storylines had a purpose— the Legends are faced with death and their familial bonds are strengthened through adversity. Constantine discovers he comes from a long line of assholes, and decides to act against type by sacrificing himself to save Atom. Even the lame Steel/Zari scenes served to further their relationship.
But the Gary plot? Bupkis! It went nowhere and accomplished absolutely nothing. In fact it's not even clear why Gary hypnotized the Time Bureau staff in the first place.
At one point Sharpe says, "His nipple? (she gasps) Neron gave you back your nipple which became bad in Hell, which is now poisoning your mind and making you evil, and that's why you came back to the Time Bureau So that you could nip-notize everyone and Neron could take over!"
If that really was the intent, then it was sorely understated and needed to be clarified.
As is, the only apparent function of the Gary scenes was to eat up twenty minutes of airtime.
• Apparently Wolfie's a fan of the Three Stooges. When the hypnotized Nora and Sharpe burst in, she grabs 'em both by the collar and bonks their heads together, breaking the spell! It's a move that'd make Moe Howard proud.
• In this episode we finally find out that the mysterious Tabitha is actually the Fairy Godmother, who first appeared earlier this season in Witch Hunt. I have to say I wasn't expecting that particular revelation, as I was convinced Tabitha would turn out to be a dragon for some reason.
Eh, whatever. It ties the whole season together nicely, I suppose.
By the way, I'm assuming Tabitha was named after the Stephenses daughter on Bewitched.
• At the end of the episode, Constantine sacrifices himself by entering the portal to Hell in order to rescue Atom. In the Constantine comic, he visited or was damned to Hell several times during its run.
• At the end of the episode, Constantine lands in Hell. Oddly enough, rather than the typical red stalactites and lakes of fire, this particular version of Hell looks much like a green-tinted downtown Detroit! Take that, Michaganders!
Constantine: (to Neron) "And what in that demented demon brain of yours makes you think that I'm going to open a vortex for you, eh? Unlike Gary, I've still got both my nipples, so you don't have much to bargain with."
Mona: "That's your ID picture?"
Nora: "They wouldn't let me retake it."
Sharpe: "Oh, it can't be that bad. Let me see."
(She looks at the monitor.)
Sharpe: "Uh, maybe we'll just use your photo from the wanted poster."
(Sharpe enters her office.)
Gary: "Director Sharpe. I've been waiting for you."
Sharpe: "Gary, I told you, no playing with my chair until after hours."
(Gary addresses the Time Bureau staff.)
Gary: "Thanks, doll. How are my babies doing? Let's rap for a sec."
Mona: "Is Gary cool now?"
Agent: "That's impossible."
Gary: "Now, I know performance reviews can be quite a drag, but this year's gonna be different 'cause you've got super agent Gary Green in your corner. So no need to stress unless your infraction is looking too good in that suit. Agent Reyes knows what I'm talking about!
(Agent Reyes giggles.)
Mona: "Oh, my God. I think she just swooned."
Agent: "This is a nightmare."
Gary: "So I'll be meeting with agents one-on-one, and, uh, wait till I call your name. Looking forward to some good face time."
Gideon: (reporting on Constantine's location) "He's in the part of North America that would come to be known as the Donner Pass, named after a doomed group of settlers in the 1800s who resorted to cannibalism after their food supplies ran out."
Canary: "There is such thing as too much exposition, Gideon."
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Q: Navigation bar color has slightly different color in different devices in iOS I am designing an iOS app and my app's navigation bar appears slightly different on different devices. Here are two screenshots demonstrating the issue:

As these are taken directly from screenshots (not camera-shots), we are eliminating the issue of some devices having slightly different color rendering in hardware level. All devices have the same and the latest version of iOS (7.1.2). In the above screenshots, one is taken from an iPod and one is taken from an iPhone 5, however, other iPhone 5 are also rendering the colors like the iPod. More interestingly, I've taken the exact colors RGB values in Photoshop (and I use it by setting UIColor values in setTintColor: from the Photoshop's eyedropper RGB values), and Photoshop renders the like the latter screenshot. To sum it up: Photoshop and one single device renders slightly darker (our intended color) (second screenshot), all the other devices (mix of iPods and iPhones) render slightly lighter (unintended, first screenshot). They all run on iOS 7.1.2.
What could be the reason?

A: After many weeks, we, by coincidence, found out that my friend had his Increase contrast option On on his iPhone's Accesibility settings. He turned it off and it became normal.

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The Canadian Union of Public Employees is speaking out against changes to the Healthcare Employees' Pension Plan (HEPP) announced on October 17, 2017.
"The changes to the plan announced today may force some health care workers to delay or change their retirement plans, and creates an unnecessary division between existing plan members and the future generation of health care workers," says Shannon McAteer CUPE's Health Care Coordinator.
The Health Care Employee Benefit Plans (HEB Manitoba) which administers HEPP announced their decision to eliminate all supplementary and bridge benefits for new members after January 1, 2018, creating a two-tier plan with reduced benefits for new employees, among other changes to the plan.
"Health care staff work tirelessly every single day to support the health and well-being of the people of Manitoba," said McAteer. "A strong workplace pension plan like HEPP is critical in recruiting and retaining health care workers in Manitoba, and with so much uncertainty in health care these days its unfortunate that health care workers now have one more thing to worry about".
CUPE issued a letter to HEB Manitoba in response to these changes and is calling for a meeting with HEB Manitoba to open discussions on the governance structure of the plan and how these decisions are made to ensure better transparency for CUPE members who are members of the plan.
CUPE members are encouraged to contact HEPP for more information on the changes.
We also have an email petition for members to fill out to express their opposition to HEPP's changes.


Jim Cramer: What Just Happened at Citi?
Was the board about to fire Vikram Pandit or did Vikram Pandit leave of his own accord? Jim Cramer has takes a hard look at the stunning developments at Citigroup .
The beleaguered bank had many critics over the past few years and, admittedly, the Mad Money host was certainly among their ranks.
In fact, Cramer placed former CEO Vikram Pandit on the Mad Money 'Wall of Shame' during Citi's long slide lower with Cramer arguing that Pandit wasn't acting fast enough to fix the balance sheet and develop a strategy to get out from under the thumb of the U.S. government.
However, when the stock traded $2, Cramer spent a lot of time with the Citigroup team and saw the genesis of a turnaround coming together.
"I saw a strategy developing that could bring the bank out of its morass, one that emphasized emerging markets and international growth while simultaneously getting control over the $100s of billions in bad loans that the company had made during the boom of the late 2000s, again not under Pandit's watch."
Cramer added that the environment in which Pandit found himself wasn't easy or friendly.
"Pandit had to report to a host of regulators, especially an extremely hostile FDIC head, Sheila Bair, and he had to deal with a surprising slowdown in the very markets he'd set his sights for, the developing markets. He also had to preside over the undoing of a huge U.S. government stake courtesy TARP, a stake that ultimately made the United States $12 billion on its investment, something that couldn't have occurred if Pandit were a horrendous operator, " Cramer said.
Then, on Monday, it seemed as if Citi's fortunes had finally turned a corner.
Citigroup beat Wall Street expectations with the bank's latest quarterly report showing it earned $1.06 per share, beating the 96 cents predicted by analysts. Citi's revenue, after special charges, was $19.4 billion, well above expectations of $18 billion.
"So, it was a little jarring, to say the least to find out that Pandit was out as CEO the morning after that universally acclaimed report, " said Cramer.
The Mad Money host always has his ear to the ground.
"Pandit's out telling people that he was done, and he wanted it this way. The company? They aren't saying that at all. They are saying that Pandit got them as far as he could possibly take them and now it was time for a change, to a seasoned pro, Michael Corbat, who can better negotiate the governmental thicket that's standing in the way of a higher stock price."
"I think that Pandit finally got the bank to the promised land of good earnings and revenue growth but that the bank wanted someone new to be able to tell the regulators and the shareholders, look, we hear you, we know your frustration with us, " said Jim Cramer.
"The ironic thing? The frustration was finally over. Pandit had succeeded at last. But the die had apparently been cast and he was no longer the board's man in the room."
What's it mean for shareholders?
"Pandit gave Corbat a real good hand, and now you get to play it with him as he gets the government off of Citigroup's back and begins the process of returning capital to its long suffering shareholders, " said Cramer.


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Q: Custom Spring Validator Doesn't Get Injected The problem is this:
Using Spring Boot, I have a hibernate entity (Message) and I want to create a custom validator for it.
import org.springframework.validation.Validator;

@Component
public class MessageValidator implements Validator {
@Override
    public boolean supports(Class<?> clazz) {
        return Message.class.isAssignableFrom(clazz);
    }

    @Override
    public void validate(Object target, Errors errors) {
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}

Then, I have a service
@Service
public class MessagesService {

    @Autowired
    Validator validator;

    public void doSomething(Message m) {
        Errors e = new BeanPropertyBindingResult(new Object(), "dummy");
        this.validator.validate(m, e);
    }
}

The problem is that the call to this.validator.validate(m, e); never makes it to my implementation.
My pom.xml has (amongst others):
<dependency>
    <groupId>org.springframework.boot</groupId>
    <artifactId>spring-boot-starter-validation</artifactId>
</dependency>

So, am I missing something glaringly obvious here? If I name the validator component and I qualify the reference in the service, it's all good. But I'm expecting the Spring wiring to provide the proper validator for the type of object I call for. Or is this expectation too much?

A: Problem must be with your Autowiring.
Since you are using interface here, it could autowire the default (one of the implementation provided by Spring) instance.
  @Autowired
  Validator validator;

Solution:

*

*Use MessageValidator instead of Validator
    @Autowired
    MessageValidator validator;

OR 2. Use qualified name:
    @Autowired
    @Qualifier(value = "messageValidator") //note lowercase m
    Validator validator;


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Замбра () стил је плеса фламенко, карактеристичан за Роме из покрајина Гранада и Алмерија (Андалузија, Шпанија).

Верује се да је замбра наставак ранијих морискосих стилова плеса. Постао је карактеристичан током церемонија ромских венчања, мада га данас посебно често користе туристи у пећинама Сакромонте (Гранада) и Алмерија.

Плес је забрањен у Шпанији у 16. веку, за време инквизиције, из политичких разлога Филипа II Шпанског у жељи да тако елиминише све трагове било које културе осим католичке, иако се и даље вежбао тајно. Такође, сматрало се да је овакав плес грешан. У модерно доба, представници су Кармен Амаја, Лола Флорес и Пуела Лунарис, које су прве прихватиле забру. За овај босоноги плес користе се чинеле и дувачки инструменти.

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Jackson Police have arrested one suspect with more yet to be identified following a shoplifting incident at the Polo Ralph Lauren store in the outlets on Saturday December 8 around 5:49 pm.
The suspects reportedly had all hopped in a silver Nissan, floored it and took off down Cassville Road.
The responding Jackson Police Officer then heard the revving of a car engine and screeching tires as he drove towards Cassville Road where he spotted the Nissan.
A police chase ensued with the Nissan driving aggressively with cars swerving to avoid being hit.
As the officer caught up with the vehicle and attempted a motor vehicle stop near the intersection of Green Tree Drive, the Nissan increased its speed as it was continued to be operated in a reckless manner, crossing over double yellow lines.
The pursuit was called off police say at that time due to the heavy traffic conditions as the vehicle began to pull away from the patrol car.
A short time later, Jackson Police Officer observed the Nissan on West Veterans Highway as it approached him in the opposite lane at 80 miles per hour in a 50 mph zone.
Two officers then tried to stop the vehicle on West Veterans Highway as it traveled at a high speed and again drove over a double yellow line to pass other traffic.
As the Nissan turned onto East Veterans Highway, the officers terminated the pursuit again.
An Officer then responded to the Jackson Premium Outlets where he spoke with security about the shoplifting at the Polo Ralph Lauren store.
As the investigation continue, the driver of the vehicle was identified and Lakewood Police were able to locate him and his car on Martin Luther King Boulevard in Lakewood.
Jackson Police Officers responded to the scene and took the driver, Dante Holly, 28, of Lakewood into custody and seized the vehicle for a search warrant application.
He was charged with eluding/resisting arrest, speeding, reckless driving, careless driving, failure to maintain lane, failure to yield to an emergency vehicle, improper passing and failure to signal.
Holly was processed and later lodged in the Ocean County Jail.
Jackson Police say the investigation is ongoing and additional complaints may be signed as it proceeds and other suspects involved in this incident are identified.


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What is the cost of pelvic organ prolapse to the NHS?
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Pelvic organ prolapse affects 1 in 3 women and a small percentage of men but many aren't aware of the symptoms or causes. To find out the true cost of pelvic organ prolapse, pelvic healthcare company Kegel8 has analysed exclusive data* to reveal which areas in England are the most affected and how it impacts NHS Trusts financially.
According to the NHS, pelvic organ prolapse is when one or more of the organs in the pelvis – e.g. the uterus, bowel, bladder, rectum or top of the vagina – slips down from its normal position.
Although not life threatening, prolapse can have a significant impact on a person's physical, psychological and social wellbeing, ultimately reducing their quality of life. Symptoms can include a feeling of heaviness around the lower stomach and pelvic area, a loss of intimate sensation or performance, pain and discomfort, and problems urinating.
So, how much does pelvic organ prolapse cost the NHS annually?
The most recent data reveals over £45 million was spent by the NHS on treatments between 2017 and 2018. A staggering 25 percent of this spend was in the South West alone (£12,665,050.90), with NHS Trusts in London (£7,675,072.94) and the South East (£8,991,321) also spending vast sums treating pelvic organ prolapse
NHS Trusts in the North East (£347,440), East Midlands (£1,331,491) and East of England (£2,013,371.17) had the lowest spend compared to other regions.
Pelvic organ prolapse is caused by a weakness in the pelvic floor muscles which support the pelvic organs. Several things can affect the strength of your pelvic floor, including:
Ageing and the menopause
Being overweight or obese
Undergoing a hysterectomy
In fact, hysterectomies are the leading cause of pelvic organ prolapse in women due to the removal of the uterus compromising structural support at the top of the vagina. However, 1 in 3 women will end up prolapsing again as the other pelvic organs lose support, creating a vicious cycle.
Of those studied, NHS Trusts in England performed over 23,000 hysterectomies between 2017 and 2018 alone. The most common reason cited for a hysterectomy was uterine fibroids (non-cancerous growths in the uterus), followed by endometrial cancer, irregular menstrual bleeding and uterovaginal prolapse.
Pelvic organ prolapse will usually be classified on a scale of 1 to 4 to show how severe it is, with 4 being a severe prolapse which requires surgical intervention.
According to NICE guidelines, pelvic floor muscle training should be the first treatment option for women with stage 1 or 2 pelvic organ prolapse. However, despite the value of pelvic floor training for both prevention and treatment, Kegel8 can reveal only 16 NHS Trusts in England studied offer this.
Coupled with the findings of a recent study that women in particular miss out on early treatment due to a lack of awareness or feeling too embarrassed to speak to a GP, catching a pelvic prolapse before it becomes stage 3 or 4 is rarer than it should be.
Stephanie Taylor, Managing Director of Kegel8, commented:
"This study highlights the need for greater awareness and education about pelvic health and treatment options, both among the general population and healthcare professionals. For too long, both women and men have been kept in the dark about pelvic floor issues which can be devastating to quality of life and intimacy. It is also costing the NHS huge amounts of money to put right.
"Just like brushing your teeth, looking after your pelvic floor should be an important part of your daily routine. By practicing Kegel exercises, either manually or with the help of an electric toner, both women and men can strengthen and build muscle tone in just a few weeks, helping to prevent prolapse."
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Hi Anatoli, I faced same problem. it's resolved by installing powershell 3.0. your powershell version is old.
Thanks Terry, you're right, the specified script is compatible with PowerShell 3.0 or above.
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Gulf Hammock is an unincorporated community in Levy County, Florida, United States. It is near the edge of, and named for, the large wetlands area known as Gulf Hammock. It is located where US 19-98 and County Road 326 cross, near the Wekiva River, approximately  southeast of Otter Creek.

History
The area that is now the community of Gulf Hammock was settled by 1846, near where a north–south road crossed the Wekiva Run. The crossing was originally called Walker Landing. After the Civil War, freedmen who had formerly been enslaved on plantations in the area bought land and established farms. A hunting lodge, called the Wingate Hotel, was located in the area in the 1870s (the hotel was later converted to a barn).

In the early 20th century, Gulf Hammock was a small community with a post office, a general store and a school. The Otter Creek Lumber Company started operating in the area around 1905. S. J. Gunn bought the Otter Creek company and  in 1910, and established a crate factory in Gulf Hammock. After the Atlantic Coast Line Railroad opened a rail line through the area in 1913, the community moved to a location adjacent to the railroad. In 1916 a post office named "Gunntown" was opened, named for S. J. Gunn. In 1926, patent medicine entrepreneur Edwin Wiley Grove and two brothers, James and William Dowling, bought the crate factory and all of the land in the community of Gulf Hammock, as well as  of timber land between the Suwannee and Withlacoochee rivers. That same year the name of the post office was changed to "Gulf Hammock", which remains in use as of 2021. Grove died in 1927, and the Grove-Dowling company went bankrupt in 1929. All the holdings of Grove-Dowling were bought by the Patterson-McInnis Company in 1930.

In 1929, Gulf Hammock had about 1,500 residents. It was a company town: all of the houses, two (segregated) churches (schools met in the church buildings), hotels, a hospital, the crate factory, a saw mill, a planing mill, a commissary, and a garage and Ford dealership, were owned by the company. The commissary was housed in a  building which also housed offices for company officials and the post office. The commissary was well stocked, attracting customers from other communities in the county. The Orange Blossom Hotel, built in 1927, held Saturday night dances which attracted people from neighboring counties. The company paid the salaries of the doctor and nurses at the hospital, the pharmacist in the commissary, and the white preacher, and sometimes subsidized the salaries of the white teachers, who were employees of the county school board. Patterson-McInnis had about 600 employees through the 1930s. The sawmill had three  steam engines, and produced 125,000 board feet of lumber in 1930. The Georgia-Pacific Company bought Gulf Hammock and the timber lands from Patterson-McInnis in 1940.

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Konrad Häfner (* 5. Oktober 1885 in Allertshausen, Unterfranken; † nach 1945) war ein deutscher Offizier und Verwaltungsbeamter. Er war unter anderem von 1939 bis 1943 Landrat des Landkreises Erding und von 1943 bis 1945 Landrat des Landkreises Deggendorf.

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Bis zum Ende des Ersten Weltkriegs gehörte Häfner als Berufsoffizier der bayerischen Armee an, seit 1914, nach einer Verwundung zu Kriegsbeginn, diente er bei der Fliegertruppe. 1920 schied er im Rang eines charakterisierten Majors aus der Reichswehr aus.

1939 wurde Häfner zum Landrat von Erding ernannt. Diesen Posten bekleidete er bis 1943, wobei er von Ende 1939 bis Juli 1942, bedingt durch seine Kriegsteilnahme, beurlaubt war. Im September 1943 wurde Häfner nach Deggendorf versetzt, während der dortige Landrat Franz Sefferth von Deggendorf nach Erding kam.

Neben seiner Karriere im Staatsdienst war Häfner auch führend in den Kampfverbänden der NSDAP (Mitgliedsnummer 89.073) tätig: um 1930 gründete er den ersten eigenen SS-Motorsturm in München, bestehend aus 25 Mann, drei Autos und zehn Motorrädern. In der SS erreichte er den Rang eines SS-Oberführers (SS-Nr. 1.896). Um 1932 wechselte er in die SA, in der er vom 1. Oktober 1933 den Rang eines SA-Brigadeführers erreichte.

Literatur
 Hans Niedermayer: Pflugschar und Hakenkreuz. Erding im Dritten Reich, 1985.

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'Juror 83' Is First Tsarnaev Juror To Speak About Trial Experience, Death Penalty Decision07:37
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Kevan Fagan, 23, speaks about his experience serving on the jury in the trial of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. (Robin Lubbock/WBUR)
The judge in the Boston Marathon bombing trial has rejected a motion brought by The Boston Globe and joined by WBUR to publicly release the names of the trial jurors.
In a ruling Monday, the judge said the list would remain under seal while the defense seeks a motion for a new trial. The judge stated that because the defense wants to examine social media activity of trial jurors, releasing the jurors' names will enable reporters to interview the jurors and muddle the inquiry with "headlines and evening news." Neither the defense nor the prosecution have opposed the release of the jurors' names.
As the judge was issuing the decision, Kevan Fagan, "Juror 83" in the trial of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, sat down for an interview in our studio with WBUR's Jack Lepiarz and David Boeri, who both covered the trial.
The 23-year-old became the first juror to agree to be named, to have his picture taken and to talk about the trial, though he would not discuss the jury's deliberations.
Fagan told WBUR that he may not have voted for the death penalty had he known that some bombing victims wanted Tsarnaev to get life in prison. He said he likely would have changed his vote had he been aware of opposition to the death penalty by the parents of 8-year-old Martin Richard, the youngest victim killed in the bombing.
"If I had known that, I probably — I probably would change my vote. But then again, if I knew that I wouldn't be on the jury either," he said in the interview. The jurors were ordered to avoid media coverage of the trial.
He is co-authoring a book about his experience titled "Juror 83 — The Tsarnaev Trial: 34 Days That Changed Me" that is expected to be released at the end of September.
The full interview is transcribed below.
Jack Lepiarz: If you could just paint a picture for us, of what was going on with you as we go into this trial [on] January 5th?
Kevan Fagan: Sure, at the time, I was still 22. I had a part-time job at Best Buy. Trying to stay up on school work and all that stuff and figuring out, like, 'alright, where am I going to go with my life?'
David Boeri: You're the closest in age to Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
KF: That's correct.
DB: Could you relate to him in any way?
KF: Of course.
DB: How?
KF: I mean first and foremost, you know, being so close to his age I remember — or I tried to remember, how it was when I was 19, 20, 21 and the attitude that I had. You know, I was a little bit more staunch and haughty as a person, and now I'm a little bit more humble and respectful — or I try to be. So, yeah, I could totally relate to him in that regard.
DB: You're looking at him during the testimony, what do you see in his demeanor? Did that influence you?
KF: No, not any more than anything else. I saw a disheveled, pale, frail for his age, man in front of me. But that's pretty much it. It was hard to read him.
DB: In the end what was the key element that led you to decide that he should receive the death penalty?
KF: I — I, you know, thought about it obviously a lot. But he still chose even with what I think — there was influence from his brother. He still chose to leave that bomb there for about four-and-a-half minutes. So it's hard to get away from that and the damage and strife that it caused. You could try to brush it up. There's just no brushing anything like that up as much as you want to. As much as I, you know, wanted to.
DB: So you're talking about brushing things up. I mean were you trying to brush up the reasons?
KF: I did maybe a little bit, you know, especially in regards to his brother and the influence that his brother had — which I think he did. And also, you know, there was a lot of testimony from his former classmates and friends and trying to view him in the best light possible as well given the circumstances and his actions. So in that regards that's kind of my brushing up.
In this courtroom sketch, Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, center, stands with his defense attorneys as his death sentence is read in federal court in Boston last May.(Jane Flavell Collins via AP)
DB: What impressed you? Did you find anything persuasive in the defense case?
KF: I think it was a very hard case, and I'm not a lawyer, so I don't know if there have been harder cases to defend. I think they did the best that they could for their client.
DB: You didn't know at the time that the Richard family and other families had written to the U.S. Attorney and to the Justice Department saying they were opposed to the death penalty?
KF: Oh sure. No, I had no clue about that.
JL: If you had known that, would you have changed your vote?
KF: If I had known that, I probably — I probably would change my vote. But then again, if I knew that I wouldn't be on the jury either.
DB: What do you mean?
KF: If I went out of my way and disrespected the judge and went against his orders about researching things. That wouldn't have been very fair or judicious of me.
DB: How did you manage to stay off social media during this whole time?
KF: It was actually really easy. The only thing I use is Facebook, and I usually cater to, you know like, fitness posts, you know, humorous posts. So avoiding the trial was actually really easy. If it was on the news, my dad would turn off the news or change the channel. I didn't hide the fact, before the whole process started, with my immediate family that I was potentially on this jury, and I can't speak about it. So I didn't want to know anything about anybody's opinions or whatever. And I made that very clear with people.
DB: Do you think this trial should have been conducted somewhere else? That it would have been better off had it been conducted somewhere else? That it would have got more public confidence?
KF: You know, I don't know how the rest of the country feels about the trial, and Mr. Tsarnaev and everything that went on. Could it have? Maybe, but you know, I think anywhere people could have been exposed to what happened on that day and been somehow affected, so I think it'd be really hard to get away or find like one group of people that had no connection whatsoever to what was going on, you know. The Internet's done a great job at kind of breaking down those barriers.
DB: So you've sought counseling because of your experience as a juror?
KF: Yes. You know at first I said, 'you know, maybe I don't need it. You can just kind of process it on your own.' But talking about it does help. Getting it out in the open and trying to be a little bit more OK with it and what you saw.
DB: Was it what you heard, what you saw, what you witnessed or partly what you decided what the verdict would be?
KF: For me personally, it was definitely what I heard and what I saw, and then, of course, you know, I've never had to make a decision like that in my life. Choosing between somebody getting the death penalty and somebody getting life in prison. And I hope I never have to do something like that again.
JL: You say you're still in the process of decompression. What happens now?
KF: Well, some of the things I know I'm not going to forget. But to try and take away very emotionally jarring testimony and images and try to view it objectively and put it in some sort of perspective for myself is definitely part of that decompression. But my mind still goes back every now and then. It's not something that I'll ever forget, that's for sure.
This segment aired on August 25, 2015.
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So apparently it's big sporting news that Phelps lost out in the swimming world championships this week. Japan's Junya Koga took the gold for the men's 100 m. backstroke, as reported here.
"The suits make a difference," he said. "I hope there will be a time when I can beat Michael Phelps without these suits. I hope next year. I hope it's really soon."
"It's going to be fun next year," he said, "when swimming is back to swimming."
Wha? When swimming is back to swimming? If it were about the swimsuit, then why the hell didn't Phelps just wear the better one? I mean, maybe I am oversimplifying, but it seems to me like Phelps must have been aware of the fact that his suit was subpar, if that were the case. Or did he jump out of the pool after losing and exclaim "Ohh, that's why - look, that dude totally has a better suit than me!"
In any case, as the article notes, Phelps was served a hearty portion of defeat. Chew on that, Americans...!