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Posted on April 14, 2019 April 23, 2019 by John Hansen
The top 100 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' songs, ranked (TV commentary)
razy Ex-Girlfriend" recently wrapped an amazing four-season run with Rebecca Bunch (co-creator Rachel Bloom) deciding to pursue love – as in her love of writing songs, but now she'll do it on paper instead of in her head. As fans know, not all of the 150 to 300 songs (depending on how you count them) from "CXG's" run were in Rebecca's head, meaning that Josh, Greg, Nathaniel, Paula, Heather, Darryl, etc. also did their share of internal songwriting.
My ranking of the top 100 "CXG" songs focuses on the full-length tunes that play mostly in characters' imaginations, so I've excised reprises (although I mention some highlights within the original entry), songlets (such as "Makey Makeover," unless they pair nicely with a full song) and most of the diegetic music (such as when Rebecca tries out for a musical in Season 4, unless it functions as a whole "music video" that's important to characters or themes).
Judging not only the song itself, but also the choreography and performances in the videos, here are my selections, from weakest to best:
Note: This post is updated and expanded from "All 89 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend songs, ranked," posted on Jan. 18, 2018.
100. "I've Got My Head in the Clouds" (Season 3, episode 2, sung by Josh) – Josh's flirtation with religion leads to this harmless but forgettable swing/tap number.
99. "I'm So Maternal" (2.8, Rebecca) – The joke of Rebecca thinking she can be a good mom after an hour of babysitting is all surface appeal, and the song doesn't go much deeper.
98. "Remember That We Suffered" (2.10, Rabbi Shari, Naomi and ensemble) – Rebecca's Jewish heritage is usually a buried undercurrent, but it comes to the fore in this annoyingly catchy exaggeration of Jewish wedding songs. Your mileage will vary widely depending on your familiarity with Jewish culture.
97. "This Is My Movement" (3.6, Valencia) — Gabrielle Ruiz must've gotten on the writers' bad sides this particular week, because she used to get good songs and here she's literally singing about taking a dump. Granted, it's remarkable how easily Christian ballad cliches can be retrofitted into a tune about poop, but this is not exactly high-brow humor.
96. "His Status Is Preferred" (1.7, Paula) – This lounge song where Paula crushes on a high-class man would be a showstopper in those dated "edgy" comedies that are still the staples of community theater. By the standards of "CXG," it's tame, although this is a nice early example of Donna Lynne Champlin's vocal skills.
95. "Man Nap" (2.12, Darryl, Tim and Jim) – Yep, Nathaniel taking a nap is the basis for a song. Hey, not all the premises are home runs.
94. "Best Friend" (2.11, Darryl) – This children's-style song from Darryl to Paula tells us where Darryl's mind is at, and leaves a listener kind of sad.
93. "Tell Me I'm OK" (2.12, Rebecca) – It must've been fun for guest star Seth Green to play the "guy who is confused that he's suddenly being sung to by Rebecca in a music video." But Rebecca singing out basic neuroses is old hat for the rest of us.
92. "I Give Good Parent" (1.6, Rebecca and Lourdes) – In this early entry about Rebecca's ability to impress her boyfriend's parents, it is nice to discover that the musical numbers will venture beyond the main cast to folks such as Josh's mom, opening up the premise wider.
91. "Dear Joshua Felix Chan" (1.10, Rebecca)/"Romantic Moments" (1.12, Rebecca) – In "Dear Joshua," Rebecca sings the romantic letter her 16-year-old self wrote to Josh. Not intended to be a full song, it nicely illustrates the different points of view held by her and Josh, who finds the letter hilarious. The 30-second songlet "Romantic Moments" completes a thematic pairing with the notion that what Rebecca recalls as romantic moments were probably not seen that way by Josh.
90. "Horny Angry Tango" (3.10, Rebecca and Nathaniel) – The Season 3 lovebirds are "pissed off yet turned on" by each other in this solid satire of aggressive tango dance numbers that functions as a sequel of sorts to "Let's Have Intercourse."
89. "Slow Motion" (4.15, Rebecca, Valencia, Heather and Paula) – The girls get together to walk through a casino and make mildly amusing observations about how slow-motion looks cool at a precise speed and while doing precise actions (not including sneezing).
88. "I Always Never Believed in You" (4.5, Paula) – Further proof that Champlin can sell any premise comes in this song about how she has had no belief in her son. Indeed, when her baby boy was first placed in her arms, she thought, "Well, there's a murderer."
87. "Sexy French Depression" (1.7, Rebecca) – This parody of French arthouse films illustrates that, if you think about it for a second, neurotic funks aren't really sexy, even when they happen in to French people.
86. "Friendtopia" (2.6, Rebecca, Heather and Valencia) – "Spice World" is an easy target, but the British accents almost make it work.
85. "Real Life Fighting is Awkward" (4.13, sung by Adam Schlesinger) – Set to a tune vaguely reminiscent of "Kung-Fu Fighting," this song illustrates the extreme differences between a real-life fight and the fights we're familiar with from TV shows and movies. Josh's and Greg's not-quite-committed scuffle is "CXG's" answer to the Xander-Harmony fight from "Buffy."
84. "Period Sex" (2.3, Rebecca) – This is definitely the grossest concept the writers came up with, but it's used in very funny ways on the show, starting when it interrupts a crucial relationship conversation. Rebecca briefly breaks into song before Josh says, "Oh my god, stop!," and we're spared more verses (which do exist in a web-only video if you're brave enough to play it). This became the show's signature pound-a-joke-into-the-ground song, with even Naomi and Trent reprising it.
83. "Time to Seize the Day" (4.2, Rebecca) – In the style of zany musicals, the relatable Rebecca tries to go out in the world but keeps finding excuses to stay indoors, ranging from cleaning the fridge to watching internet porn. It's a goofy, smile-worthy number.
82. "Cold Shower" (1.12, Rebecca, Paula, Darryl and Josh's neighbors) – In this solid "Music Man" parody that's better than the surrounding plot, Rebecca gets her clients on board with the idea that cold showers are a gateway drug to crack.
81. "Group Hang" (1.12, Rebecca and Josh's friends) – This song crams in commentary about how you can feel alone in a large group, and how American "Mexican" restaurants can be far removed from Mexican food and culture. It's worth a smile.
80. "I'm Not Sad, You're Sad" (4.12, Rebecca) – Euro brat punk isn't my favorite genre, but this is a good satire of the style, and the random "Lilo & Stitch" reference – probably in there just because it rhymes – is snort-worthy.
79. "Get Your Ass Out of My House" (3.8, Lourdes) – Josh's mom tries to encourage her adult son to move out in a motherly way in this episode, but once the music starts, she gets a little more blunt about it, at one point noting that Josh's presence makes it difficult to have loud sex with Mr. Chan.
78. "Nothing Is Ever Anyone's Fault" (3.13, Rebecca and Nathaniel) – This song is a classic example of latching onto a valid idea (the impact of nurture, as opposed to nature) and extrapolating it to funny extremes. By the song's end, Rebecca and Nathaniel have excused Hitler and blamed everything on the Big Bang.
77. "Love Kernels" (2.1, Rebecca) – Like a "sexy fashion cactus," Rebecca soaks up whatever tiny hints of affection she can get from Josh, who is indifferent to her at this point in the narrative. The lyrics confess that the video production ate up their entire budget, and unfortunately, this number doesn't deserve it as much as some others.
76. "Textmergency"/"Where Is the Rock?" (1.11, the lawyers) – These two 1980s-style metal tunes play behind Rebecca trying to get into Josh's house to delete a text from his phone, and later realizing that staging a break-in by using a rock from inside his house could backfire. They are fun enough, but feel like random inserts in an episode short on song-inspiring moments.
75. "Miracle of Birth" (3.13, Paula) – Paula has gotten some pretty disgusting lyrics throughout the series, premised on the funny contrast between her beautiful voice and not-beautiful subjects. "Miracle of Birth" leans into this as she tells Heather about how wonderful the birthing process is but undercuts it with raw details, at one point rhyming "explosive diarrhea" with "labor's drawing nearer." Because of the details, this one doesn't have a lot of repeat value, but it is well done.
74. "Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal" (4.13, Dr. Akopian, Rebecca and ensemble) – This colorful showstopper is a spiritual sequel to both "My Diagnosis" and "No One Else is Singing My Song," as Rebecca realizes she's not special for being depressed, and that's OK.
73. "I Go To the Zoo" (3.3, Nathaniel) – This R&B clubbing number is like a deep Lonely Island cut. It's possibly the most random song "CXG" has done, although I admit going to the zoo to let off steam seems in-character for Nathaniel.
72. "Love's Not a Game" (4.16, White Josh and cast) – It took until the penultimate episode, but "CXG" finally finds a number for White Josh to lead, and it's fairly fun once he abandons his moralistic lecture about betting on Rebecca's suitor with a "JK, LOL."
71. "Who's the New Guy?" (2.9, Paula, Tim, George, Maya and Weird Karen) – As the office mates wonder about their new boss, Nathan, the joke is that their words – "character," "episode," "season," "ratings" – make it seem like they are aware they are in a TV show. Fans of near-fourth-wall breaks get more good stuff when Rebecca nicely reprises the song as "He's the New Guy" in 3.10.
70. "The Darkness" (4.12, Rebecca) – She goes for some humor when she names the Darkness "Tyler," but other than that, this is a pointed spotlit ballad about Rebecca's on-and-off lifelong depression.
69. "Where's Rebecca Bunch?" (3.1, cast) – No other song to this point crams in more plot information, as we learn that no one knows where Rebecca is and that she's plotting revenge on Josh after an apparent Lost Weekend in a hotel room. It's not the funniest of songs, but it certainly sticks in your ear, and the Renaissance Faire setting is a nice hook.
68. "I'm the Villain" (1.14, Rebecca) – Before critics can accuse "CXG's" hero of turning into a villain, the show acknowledges that is what is happening. It's a remarkable realization for Rebecca, although the song itself is a rather clichéd musical number (which Rebecca of course underlines).
67. "What a Rush to Be a Bride" (2.13, Rebecca and Paula) – Death metal is an easy target, but "CXG" deserves credit for hitting the bullseye in a tune vaguely reminiscent of Evanescence's heavy/pretty juxtaposition "Bring Me To Life."
66. "The End of the Movie" (3.4, Josh Groban) – It has lots of good observations about how real life doesn't make narrative sense and how real people's choices aren't always logical, perhaps as an apologia for the Dark Rebecca arc. The revelation that superstar crooner Groban is the singer is a fun surprise.
65. "You Go First" (2.7, Rebecca and Paula) – This power ballad shows how the best friends' pride gets in the way of burying the hatchet, but it's too short to capture the full obnoxious glory of the genre.
64. "You Do/You Don't Want To Be Crazy" (Season 3 theme song) – The theme song — as with the other three — tightly summarizes the season's premise, in this case illustrating Rebecca's seesawing emotional state by alternating between genre stereotypes, from unhinged rapper to "individualist" country singer.
63. "Good at Yoga" (1.2, Valencia) – The concept of Rebecca being jealous of her rival's yoga-ing isn't really worthy of the luxurious Eastern spiritualism costumes and set, but that's part of what sells it.
61 and 62. "After Everything I Have Done For You (That You Didn't Ask For)" (1.18, Paula) and "After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For)" (3.2, Rebecca) – The former illustrates where Paula is at vis a vis her friendship with Rebecca, and Champlin sells the "Chicago"-style piece, but the replay value is pretty low since it's so specific to this point in the story. The latter, which repurposes the music but changes the lyrics and therefore rates as more than a mere reprise, is the most pivotal and detail-laden song in the show's history, one that drives a serious rift between Rebecca and Josh.
60. "Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too" (3.9, Nathaniel, White Josh and Josh) – This one is notable for how Josh joins mid-song and everyone has to clarify that he's joining their imaginary song, yet he also really works as a go-go dancer. It reminds us that the songs are actually in the heads of the characters. It also has a nice post-song gag where Josh enthusiastically tells White Josh that the bar (obviously a gay bar) has "tons of gay dudes, too" leading to a classic take of bafflement from White Josh.
59. "Hello, Nice to Meet You" (4.8, Rebecca and Greg) – This song serves the story function of establishing the duo's fresh start while also confirming that the new Greg (Skylar Astin, replacing Santino Fontana) can hold his own and the recasting isn't anything to fret over. The biggest achievement of the song itself is how it gradually grows into a bizarre cautionary tale about eating pizza naked.
58. "What's Your Story?" (4.1, Rebecca) – The most biting piece of social commentary in "CXG's" catalog, this "Chicago" parody starts with Rebecca seeking sexy crime tales from her fellow inmates. But she learns that they are all in prison for crimes with no victims, crimes borne of desperate poverty, or accidental crimes, obliterating her original premise.
57. "One Indescribable Instant" (1.18, Aunt Myra) – Without a doubt the most played-straight song up to this point in the show's run, this Disney-style diegetic number concludes Season 1 behind a montage of Rebecca and Josh getting back together. It's sung by Lea Salonga, no doubt cast in the role for her singing prowess.
56. "No One Else is Singing My Song" (4.1, Rebecca, Nathaniel, Josh and the cast) – This is a blunt joke about how everyone thinks their universal problems are unique, but it's ironically effective. Bloom said in the series-concluding concert special that this song touched many viewers, and their response in turn made her feel like she was not alone in her experiences.
55. "The Group Mind Has Decided You're in Love" (4.5, cast) – This square-dance number has fun with the idea of people living vicariously through the relationships of friends (or people they barely know), in this case Darryl and White Josh. It's amusing to think about the writer penning something for the sake of a rhyme and then the props department having to come up with an item (Rebecca: "Look what I whittled").
54. "What'll It Be?" (1.6, Greg) – My excitement for this song — a spiritual companion to both "West Covina" and "Settle For Me" — parallels Rebecca's excitement about dating Greg at this point in the narrative. It's fine. But I admit it's a crucial character piece for Greg.
53. "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" (Season 1 theme song) – The situation is indeed "a lot more nuanced than that," but for a 30-second song, it's a solid summary of the show's premise.
52. "We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now" (2.1, Rebecca and Josh) – This short conga-and-sax riff moves forward Rebecca's and Josh's relationship and is quite amusing in the context of the episode, but doesn't have as much standalone value as some other tunes.
51. "Meet Rebecca" (Season 4 theme song) – In the style of a 1980s sitcom theme song, this is an absolute earworm, and a prime example of how characters' reactions play a role in many "CXG" videos. (Here, Rebecca is bemused that the theme song has mistakenly focused on the wrong Rebecca.) As a bonus, Wrong Rebecca says a different bizarre one-liner every episode.
50. "A Diagnosis" (3.6, Rebecca) – It's a story song more so than a funny song, but Bloom manages to make "My diagnosis!" into a catchy lyric, and it makes good points about how a diagnosis of a mental illness can help people get a grasp on their lives.
49. "Heavy Boobs" (1.16, Rebecca) – Rebecca informs boob-obsessed men that breasts are actually just "sacks of yellow fat," and makes the point in a funnier and/or grosser fashion by holding up sacks filled with yellow fat.
48. "I'm Just a Girl in Love" (Season 2 theme song) – The best of the four theme songs is a perfect parody of the quirky girl who can't be held responsible for her actions due to her affliction of love, a premise that would be explored further in "The Math of Love Triangles." In a fun reprise, Trent sings "I'm Just a Boy in Love" in 3.12.
47. "My Friend's Dad" (3.7, Rebecca and Paula's dad) – The concept of Rebecca hitting it off with Paula's father is funny enough, but it reaches another level when Paula's dad sneaks in the admission that he likes to picture Rebecca naked.
46. "The Math of Love Triangles" (2.3, Rebecca) – In one of the show's most pun-laden — and most critically adored — songs, Rebecca plays a stereotypical ditz who thinks it's cute to be at the center of a love triangle while professors futilely try to teach her about math. The song morphs into "The Math of Love Quadrangles" in a 4.15 reprise featuring Rebecca's three suitors.
45. "Put Yourself First" (1.10, camp teenagers) – In a thematic companion piece to "The Sexy Getting Ready Song," the camp girls teach Rebecca to "put yourself first for him" and to not think too hard about the seeming contradiction.
44. "West Covina" (1.1, Rebecca) – The show's first musical number tries to promote the virtues of Rebecca's new home, in part by exaggerating how close it is to the beach. It's a safe introduction to the series' concept, very much in the style of traditional musical comedies, but with epic choreography.
43. "Don't Be a Lawyer" (4.3, Jim) – The writers of this tune seriously have a bone to pick with the law profession. While it's not all on point (I know some happy lawyers), it's still funny (There's apparently "no money … no, no money" for lawyers who aim to change bad laws or help people). Other highlights of this catchy number are the troupe's MC Hammer-style dance moves and colorful suits.
42. "I Could If I Wanted To" (1.16, Greg) – In the style of Beck and those late-'90s hits where the singer talks rather than sings, Greg tries to make a case that his apathy is intentional, rather than a problem. It includes the line "This song sucks" – that's taking it too far, although Greg does indeed have better solo numbers.
41. "Sports Analogies" (4.10, Nathaniel and Josh) – The Sinatra-style stage act is neat, and it's fun to hear Nathaniel and Josh reel off sports cliches to illustrate that men with nothing else in common can at least bond over sports. It sticks the landing with one of those ridiculous clinchers: "Cuz soccer's just a bunch of foreigners running around."
40. "Sex With a Stranger" (1.4, Rebecca) – In a nice illustration of Rebecca's neuroses, her sexy song about bringing a random guy back to her house quickly devolves into her hope that he not be a murderer who harvests her kidneys.
39. "We Tapped That Ass" (2.4, Greg and Josh) – It combines tap dancing with Rebecca's exes singing about the various locations where they had sex with her. 'Nuff said.
38. "My Sperm Is Healthy" (3.8, Darryl) – Similar to Paula singing "First Penis I Saw," I get a kick out of the idea of veteran actor Pete Gardner coming into work and being assigned this song. Needless to say, he's a great sport, and while the plot point is as blunt as they come, its intrinsic absurdity is delightful.
37. "Settle For Me" (1.4, Greg) – This fan favorite strikes me as barely being a parody of old-school ballroom numbers, as Greg pitches to Rebecca the virtues of the dull but stable guy over the exciting but unpredictable guy. The brief "Don't Settle For Me" in 1.13, sung by Heather to Greg, is a nice callback.
36. "Trapped in a Car With Someone You Someone You Don't Want to Be Trapped in a Car With" (4.6, cast) – With a title and chorus that would make Meat Loaf say "That's too much," this song captures the spirit of its title while also — for some bizarre reason — making fun of the Beach Boys' career trajectory.
35. "Let's Have Intercourse" (2.11, Nathaniel) – Finding the humor a mere degree of bluntness beyond some entries in the John Mayer oeuvre, this number also showcases the vocal skills of Scott Michael Foster.
34. "It Was a Shit Show" (2.4, Greg) – This song is funny due to its ironic contrast: Musically, we think we're getting a nostalgic look back at a relationship, but lyrically, the always-honest Greg tells it like it was.
33. "Getting Bi" (1.14, Darryl) – The arc of Darryl realizing he's attracted to men felt somewhat forced at the time, but this song patterned after 1980s saxophone-driven pop is catchy and quite informative about the bisexual community.
32. "Feeling Kinda Naughty" (1.2, Rebecca) – This one is driven more by the lyrics than the catchiness of the tune, as "CXG" parodies "naughty" pop songs like "I Kissed A Girl" but takes it to extremes. For example, Rebecca imagines murdering Valencia, the object of her obsession, and wearing her skin.
31. "Strip Away My Conscience" (3.2, Rebecca) – Rebecca desires to go to the dark side via a relationship with Nathaniel, but the outstanding lyrics lighten the mood, including a "cocksuredness" innuendo, a reference to "Harry Potter's" Professor Snape, and a clincher about how Rebecca's thong was just up her butt.
30. "We'll Never Have Problems Again" (2.10, Rebecca and Josh) – In one of "CXG's" thesis statement songs, Rebecca and Josh decide (wrongly, we all know) that they'll live happily ever after since they are in love again. It's not the strongest lyrical entry, but it gets bonus points for the disco club and costumes and Heather "soul-training" out of the frame.
29. "You Stupid Bitch" (1.11, Rebecca) – No other song more poignantly crystalizes Rebecca's penchant for self-loathing. This fan-favorite singalong number also showcases Bloom's range when she belts out the soaring chorus "You ruined everything."
28. "Dream Ghost" (1.15, Dr. Akopian and the Dream Ghosts) – In the style of girl-group pop songs, this one has an extremely catchy chorus with three women singing "We're the dream ghosts!" Dr. Akopian actress Michael Hyatt's voice is a particularly nice revelation.
27. "Oh My God I Think I Like You" (1.17, Rebecca) – Although Rebecca and Greg never quite felt like a real thing to me, this song effectively portrays that moment when you realize you like someone, hilariously contrasted with Rebecca being "torn up" by Greg in other ways.
26. "Women Gotta Stick Together" (1.9, Valencia) – Valencia makes it 45 seconds into this country song about what women can accomplish if they work together before she starts passively aggressively criticizing other women ("This girl smells like sausages/But there's nothing wrong with that"). We can see the joke coming from a mile away, but it's still worth a smirk, and the tune is quite catchy.
25. "I Gave You a UTI" (1.17, Greg) – In a contrast to "Settle For Me," the safe and solid Greg gets to be a player for at least one song, as he expresses excitement about giving Rebecca a urinal tract infection. Without question, the letters "UTI" have never before been so catchy.
24. "I'm a Good Person" (1.5, Rebecca) – This one is very much on the nose, shining a light on good people who spend too much time thinking about being a good person. But Bloom sells it, helped by snort-worthy lyrics such as "Doctors Without Borders ain't got nuthin on me."
23. "Greg's Drinking Song" (2.2, Greg) – In an extreme — and extremely funny — satire of Irish pub songs, we learn of Greg's most famous alcohol-infused exploits, starting with peeing his pants and puking on his cat. And it only gets more absurd from there.
22. "Face Your Fears" (1.3, Paula) – This is an early example of the writers having fun with exaggeration. It starts as a traditional musical number about facing your fears, but then begins to give examples of brave feats that will obviously get the person killed, such as jumping off a building.
21. "Ping Pong Girl" (2.2, Josh) – In a catchy satire of "songs dudes sing" (more specifically, early Aughts pop-punk outfits like Fall Out Boy), Josh lusts after ping-pong superstar Rebecca: "She's like Serena or Venus/Just watching her swing affects my penis."
20. "Whatcha Missed While You Were Popular" (4.8, George) – Before this, George was best known for the punchline where his solo number gets cut off by a commercial, so it's refreshing that he takes the lead on a clever and well-choreographed song about the benefits of being in an unpopular high school clique. George was a magic nerd, but among the other examples are the Goth kids, who – while Josh was wearing flip-flops – distinguished themselves by wearing "black flip-flops."
19. "The Sexy Getting Ready Song" (1.1, Rebecca) – In an eye-opener for male viewers (and the horrified guest rapper), we see the insane and even painful lengths women go to to look good for a date. By contrast, when Rebecca says "Let's see how the guys get ready," Greg is taking a nap in his date clothes. Coming in the pilot episode, it illustrates the type of shock humor we should be prepared for more so than the traditional musical launcher, "West Covina."
18. "Do the Cringe" (4.2, Castleman and the cast) – Guest star Patton Oswalt leads this "Monster Mash"-style number about regrets from one's past. The graveyard setting and the ladies' skeleton dresses are on point, as are the relatable anecdotes. It closes with a surprising zinger – "Wait, aren't you the guy that murdered me?" – that wraps the song in a perfect way.
17. "Research Me Obsessively" (2.7, Anna) – It was a coup for "CXG" to get Brittany Snow for a guest arc as Josh's cool new girlfriend, and the songwriters make great use of her with this pitch-perfect number. In this day and age, the new girl doesn't have to remain a mystery, thanks to the internet, yet the information gaps often only deepen the mystery.
16. "Heinous Bitch" (3.5, Rebecca) – "CXG" bounces back from the dark period of early Season 3 with this '60s-style pop number where Rebecca's ill will toward her mom cools – at least temporarily.
15. "Where's the Bathroom?" (1.8, Naomi) – Despite the missing-the-point title, this song actually confirms Rebecca's fear that at some point during her mom's visit, the passive-aggressive judgement will emerge. Indeed, Naomi can't even make a visit to the bathroom before psychoanalyzing every aspect of her daughter's life. This now-classic gets an additional riff in 4.16 with Weird Al Yankovic's "There's No Bathroom" (on a hot-air balloon), culminating with his observation that "It's hard to get poop out of wicker."
14. "Gratuitous Karaoke Moment" (4.11, Nathaniel and Maya) – "CXG's" standout romantic-comedy parody episode — my favorite episode of the series, narratively — hits its peak with this song that outlines all the genre cliches that have been played out in a dream sequence starring Nathaniel and Maya (Yay, Maya gets a song!).
13. "Let's Generalize About Men" (3.1, Rebecca, Paula, Valencia and Heather) – No need to get defensive, guys: The joke here is about women who need the ritual of generalizing about men after one bad experience. The Madonna-style music, hair salon setting and colorful outfits make it fun, and Paula's line "Wait, I have sons" is a great clincher.
12. "I Love My Daughter (But Not in a Creepy Way)" (1.5, Darryl) – This early classic illuminates the strange reality that it's hard to sing a country song about non-romantic love, thus prompting Darryl to add the parenthetical qualifier.
11. "Without Love, You Can Save the World" (3.9, Rebecca and cast) – "CXG" delivers a worthy entry for its 100th overall song. Contrasting the traditional radio hit idea that love makes the world go 'round and that you'd be nowhere without it, Rebecca – similar to the abstaining George on "Seinfeld" – discovers how much she can accomplish when she stops thinking about relationships.
10. "The First Penis I Saw" (3.7, Paula) – The idea of middle-aged actress Champlin coming into work and learning she'll be performing a 1960s-style first-love tune – but bluntly focused on a penis – strikes me as hilarious. And the visuals back it up, as Paula and female grocery store workers use appropriately shaped fruits and vegetables as faux microphones.
9. "JAP Rap" (1.13, Rebecca and Audra) – In what must've been the most fun song to write in the show's history, Rebecca gets into a rap battle with her Jewish American Princess frenemy. The insults flow deliciously, and it's fun to see Rebecca's posse of Darryl, Paula and Josh aggressively gesturing behind her. More great verses are added in the reprise in 4.15.
8. "I Want to Be a Child Star" (4.4, Tucker) – Introducing Rebecca's kid brother out of the blue is more of a crass disregard for continuity than recasting Greg, but it's totally worth it for this rhyme-filled number by Tucker Bunch (Luca Padovan). Backed by teenybopper choreography, it's a humorously detailed account of a stereotypically tragic journey of a kid who becomes a pop-culture icon when he is too young to handle it.
7. "Buttload of Cats" (3.12, Rebecca) – It's the age-old question: Is "Buttload" or "F***ton" funnier? I lean slightly toward the former, but in both versions, this is a bouncy ode to resigned depression with two perfectly (purr-fectly?) cast cat ladies and a bevy of singing feline puppets. I like the choreography that includes Rebecca and the ladies making scratching motions, and I also learned something, courtesy of The Atlantic via this song: Organisms in cat poop can make you crazy.
6. "A Boy Band Made Up of Four Joshes" (1.3, Josh) – This tune is funny for the way it uses boy-bound sound design clichés, but the humor really comes from the visuals, such as the four Joshes doing dance moves and the two Rebeccas (the kid version is played by Ava Acres) being smitten in the front row of the crowd.
5. "California Christmastime" (1.8, cast) – This is already a Christmas classic for me. While it's certainly funny, it also has a genuine message about how Christmas is what you make of it – so Northerners can take their snow and shove it. And it introduced a conundrum no one had thought about before: Is gonorrhea or frostbite worse?
4. "I Have Friends" (1.3, Rebecca) – In this early classic that made me love Rebecca, she tries to convince us – and herself – that she has friends, she DEFINITELY has friends. This is somewhat undercut by the slices of cafeteria pizza that come flying toward the Rebeccas of both ages.
3. "Devil Winds" (2.11, Santa Ana Winds) – The Santa Ana Winds are supposedly the cause of everyone's relationship troubles, and they are wonderfully personified by actor Eric Michael Roy. It's a parody of an earworm that becomes an earworm, and it gets progressively funnier every time the Winds interrupt a scene.
2. "The Moment Is Me" (3.3, Heather) – It took until Season 3 for the writers to find an ideal solo number for my favorite character, and it's worth the wait. Forever declaring "I'm a student," Heather finally gets kicked out of college for having amassed too many credits to still be there. Society tells her to be excited about the possibilities of the real world, but her heart is not in it as she reluctantly works her way through the obligatory musical number.
1. "I Hate Everything But You" (4. 12, Greg) – This song really clinched for me that we didn't lose anything in the switch from one Greg to another. It's also the perfect encapsulation of Greg — the "CXG" character I personally relate to most — as he endlessly lists things he hates (but is still willing to try because he loves Rebecca … aw). The video is also a delightful parody of 1970s-vintage Bruce Springsteen.
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Meet the sizzling hot cast of Heartbreak Island
But who's in it for love and who's in it for the money?
It's set to be the next big reality show coming to our screens. Heartbreak Island will debut on TVNZ 2 on June 11th and in anticipation, the cast line-up has been revealed.
16 singles were sent to a Fijian island to compete for $100,000 prize money and the chance to find love. But the real question is - who is there to find love and who is there for the money.
TVNZ promises there will be "lust, love, tears, laughs, back-stabbing, betrayal and a bucketful of romance."
Let's meet the hopeful singles.
Ella Caunter, 20
Ella is a 20-year-old commerce student from Auckland. She describes herself as fun, outgoing and bubbly and is open to finding love on the show.
"I'm just going to let what happens on the show happen and if I fall in love then that would be a bonus."
She describes her ideal partner as "funny, light-hearted, outgoing and driven. Someone who is passionate about certain things in their life."
For more on Ella, click here.
Harry Jowsey, 21
Harry is a 21-year-old model and student. He grew up in Australia but with a Kiwi dad has spent plenty of time in New Zealand.
He says he's been unlucky in love to date, but insists he's on the lookout.
"I'm hunting it!" he says. "I have a terrible dating record and am hopeless at picking girls, so the show could be my best chance of finding that special someone."
His deal breakers are "someone who is self-centred or someone who lies. Smoking is also a big deal breaker for me."
For more on Harry, click here.
Gennady Sharpe, 26
Gennady is a self-confessed party girl. A health and safety adviser from Christchurch, she loves life and lives it to its fullest.
She says she is looking for someone ambitious and describes her ideal partner as "funny and sarcastic! I need someone who makes me laugh, is hard working, adventurous and wants to travel."
For more on Gennady, click here.
Izaak Ryan, 21
At just 21, Wellington based Izaak has wasted no time in getting ahead with his career and works as a pilot.
"People are usually very surprised at how young I am to be teaching people to fly," he says. "I have always been obsessed with planes and caught the flying bug from a young age - the thought of travelling the world, whilst being paid for it, sounded pretty sweet. I fell in love with the most amazing office in the world."
He describes his ideal partner as "someone who is able to have a good laugh. Good chat is a must! I love a girl who is able to step outside her comfort zone and be adventurous."
And turn-ons? "I'm a sucker for nice eyes! Gym tights and an accent do it for me too."
For more on Izaak, click here.
Georgia Bryers, 23
Georgia is a graphic design student from Wellington.
"Getting my heart broken at 16 taught me that I'm the creator of my own happiness," she says. "I'm not searching for love coming into the show, but I am looking for something a bit more serious."
She describes herself as "hard working, caring and thoughtful," and says she has never been in a serious relationship.
Her ideal partner would be "someone that is genuine, caring, driven and communicative."
For more on Georgia, click here.
Josh Connolly, 26
Josh is a 26-year-old ex-army serviceman now student from Auckland.
He describes himself as ambitious, fun, loyal, and says he's definitely looking for love on the show.
He says his ideal partner would be "loyal, funny, not too serious, ambitious and someone who brings out the best in me."
For more on Josh, click here.
Kelsey Odell, 24
Kelsy is a flight attendant from Wellington. A former Miss Universe NZ contestant, she loves anything to do with fitness and travel.
"I was extremely shy back in my school days but my pageant experience really helped bring me out of my shell," she says.
She describes her ideal partner as "someone who is genuine and LOYAL! A guy who is well mannered, with a good sense of humour gets me going. Guys who are thoughtful and romantic also tick the boxes. Someone who is athletic and enjoys fitness is a MUST! A cute smile would be a bonus. Geez am I asking for too much?!
Is she there for love? "I am definitely open to the idea. I wouldn't mind walking away with the $100,000 as well as the possibility of finding love."
For more on Kelsy, click here.
Joshua Fankhauser, 26
Joshua is a 26-year-old event manager and DJ from Auckland.
"Since I was 15 I've spent my life in various long term relationships," he says. "After being single for about a year I felt like I was ready to share my life with someone again. Coming into the show, I thought worst case scenario is I get a free holiday and best case scenario is I might get a new girlfriend and a free holiday! So we'll see how it goes."
And the most surprising thing about him? "I used to be a topless podium dancer in the clubs in London!"
For more on Joshua, click here.
Ruby Mills, 21
The 21-year-old dental assistant from Christchurch admits she can be a bit of a "princess."
She says she's "not looking for love" on the island "but I am open to the idea of meeting someone."
Her turn ons? "Guys that wear Ugg boots!"
For more on Ruby, click here.
Julius Bennett, 25
Julius is a project manager from Auckland and says he is "100% looking for love."
"I'm at a time in my life where I would be open for a long-term relationship. Although scary, I see this as a once in a lifetime experience and the opportunity to meet someone special. I know if I fall for someone on the show, I'll fall pretty hard."
He describes his ideal partner as "someone with strong family values, a beautiful smile, who loves to travel and has passion and drive."
For more on Julius, click here.
Shayna Maunder, 28
A dental assistant from Tauranga, Shayna has her motorcycle license and loves wakeboarding and snowboarding.
"My ideal partner would be someone kind, with a good sense of humour and who is adventurous," she says.
And as for relationship deal breakers, "cheaters! And someone who doesn't love dogs. I mean, who doesn't love dogs?"
For more on Shayna, click here.
Kristian Barbarich, 25
Kristian is an entrepreneur from Auckland who describes himself as "genuine, loving and elusive."
When asked why he applied for Heartbreak Island, he said "A long time ago I passed up an amazing opportunity to go to Harvard University with rowing. Partly due to the fear of stepping outside my comfort zone, part fear of change, I let it slip by."
"Rather than regretting that for the rest of my life, I decided to use it as a lesson and take all opportunities that come my way and run with them. Being on the show was one of those oportunities I couldn't say no to."
And what is he looking for in a woman? "My ideal partner would have very strong family values. They'd be driven, ambitious and independent - I'd love her to have a job or hobby she's incredibly passionate about."
For more on Kristian, click here.
Tiffany Temple, 22
Tiffany is a 22-year-old nurse from Hamilton.
When asked if she was looking for love on the show, she replied "the ultimate prize for me would be to win the money, find love and then we can buy a house together and can live happily ever after."
The most surprising thing about her? "Most people think I'm a real town girl by looking at me but I love being outside and doing anything adrenaline-seeking!"
And her ideal partner? "They'd be honest, loyal, outgoing, confident, funny and smart. I need a real man, not a pussy!"
For more on Tiffany, click here.
Stacy Smyth, 23
Stacy is an engineer from Dannevirke.
He describes himself as an "over-achiever, natural at everything," and "charming."
Is he looking for love on the show? "I'm definitely looking to settle down. I thought this would be the chance to find someone genuine and nice."
And turn-ons? "Someone who is driven to succeed and knows what she wants. A nice smile is an added bonus!"
For more on Stacy, click here.
Weiting Shyu, 22
Weiting is a harpist from Auckland; not an occupation you see every day!
She is looking for "a man who can keep me on my toes. Looks fade but I do believe physical attraction is a good starting point. If they are tall, that helps. My ideal partner would be family oriented, driven, kind, loyal, funny, cheeky and intelligent all while having strong values and morals. Does such a man exist?!"
For more on Weiting, click here.
Tavita Karika, 29
Personal trainer Tavita splits his time between Christchurch and Australia and is looking for a "rad girl" who can make him laugh.
He is sporty and passionate about using health and fitness as a way to help children in less fortunate circumstances.
Something people might be surprised to learn about him? "I played NBL for the Southland Sharks and I played QBL for Maroochydore Clippers."
For more on Tavita, click here.
Heartbreak Island will premiere on Monday 11 June and airs Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday nights at 7.30pm on TVNZ 2. And for the steamy scenes that couldn't be aired on primetime TV, uncut versions will air on Friday nights at 9.30pm on TVNZ 2 and on DUKE.
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"We are very excited to have Donsu and Yaro join us for the 2019 season. We had the advantage of seeing them live with Medeama prior to their signing and it was clear that both are intense competitors who will immediately give the group a needed edge," said Switchbacks Team General Manager Brian Crookham who traveled to Ghana last September.
The pair are the first international signings in a new era for the Switchbacks. Donsu, 23, was a top performer in Ghana's Premier League, scoring 22 goals in 39 appearances during the last two seasons. Yaro comes to the Switchbacks fresh off a December call-up to the Ghanaian U23 National Team for the U23 African Cup of Nations. The 22-year-old has been used primarily as a center back but has also played as a right back and holding midfielder in his career.
"Donsu is a dynamic attacker who loves to be on the ball. He will look to bring others into the game but will always find a way to be in the box and on the end of plays. His work on both sides of the ball will be a great asset as we look to implement our style of play. He is also dangerous every time he stands over a restart," said Switchbacks Team General Manager Brian Crookham.


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Where Can You Get The Winnie The Pooh & Prince George Book? Parents Can Get It For Free
by Alana Romain
It was a big year for Queen Elizabeth II — she turned 90! — but she wasn't the only one celebrating that impressive milestone. Beloved children's character Winnie The Pooh also turned 90 this year, according to TIME, and in a new book, Winnie-The-Pooh and the Royal Birthday, the two meet for the first time, when Winnie The Pooh travels from the Hundred Acre Wood to London to read the Queen a special birthday poem. If that wasn't adorable enough, the book also features another special royal appearance: Prince George also shows up in illustrated form, and receives a red balloon from Piglet (cuuuuute!). Where can you get the Winnie The Pooh and Prince George book? The book, written by Jane Riordan and illustrated by Mark Burgess, is actually available to download for free from Disney, with an animated audio reading read by Oscar winner Jim Broadbent available to stream on YouTube.
The sweet story begins when Christopher Robin tells Pooh of the Queen's upcoming birthday. Pooh and his friends, Piglet, Eeyore, Owl, Rabbit, and Kanga, all decide to bring her a birthday present. When Pooh finally spots the Queen — and summons up enough courage to go read his poem to her while he has the chance — they are surprised that she has a young companion (Mr. Third-In-Line-For-The-Thone) by her side:
Behind The Queen ran a little boy. He was much younger than Christopher Robin and almost as bouncy as Tigger. He caught sight of Piglet and the balloon and he jumped up and down in delight. The little boy patted Piglet fondly and tickled Winnie-the-Pooh's ears. Piglet handed him the beautiful balloon and he giggled and skipped away with it.
Even though the Queen and Prince George are clearly the stars of the show in the special book, the story is also a pretty fitting tribute to the city of London as well, according to E! News. Christopher Robin, Pooh, Piglet and Eeyore all head by train to Victoria station, and pass by landmarks like Trafalgar Square, Big Ben, and — of course — Buckingham Palace on their way to meet up with the Queen.
Interestingly, this wasn't the first time that Winnie The Pooh has honored the Queen on a special day: according to TODAY, Winnie The Pooh creator A.A. Milne dedicated his 1926 book, Teddy Bear and the Other Songs from When We Were Very Young, to a then-Princess Elizabeth to mark the occasion of her birth.
So what did Pooh and his friends think of their big moment with their country's monarch? She was "just as Queenly and smiley and wonderful as they had expected her to be." And, after meeting her, Pooh came to one very important conclusion: "It must be a very great thing to be ninety years old."
I imagine he is probably right.


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Major-General Cameron and Local Street Riots
1884 was a year of great turmoil in Hong Kong. After a period of improving race relations between the Chinese and British under Governor Sir John Pope-Hennessy, the peace was shattered soon after Governor George Bowen arrived due to the Sino-French War of 1884 over Annam (today's Vietnam). During that war in which France and China disputed who had the sphere of influence in Vietnam (France won out), French ships were in the harbour for repairs after attacking Chinese interests in Fujian and Taiwan. A patriotic Chinese strike was organized by the local populace against helping the French ships, and eventually led to the police and ultimately the colonial garrison called out to stop the protests at the points of their rifle bayonets.
This naturally led to fears of a general uprising, given the fact that Hong Kong's population was over 90% Chinese. The inefficacy of the Sikh policemen to stop the rioters (hence the calling in of the troops) led the British colonial authorities to conclude that more training had to be given to the civil police force. Although British 'bobbies' did not carry guns or firearms traditionally, the thinking was that the police force would be likened to the Irish Constabulary, which were experts with weapons and often armed to the teeth. Indeed, this was why it was Sikhs or North Indians and not Chinese that filled many of the ranks of the police force in the first place.
So it was in this environment that we find some revealing correspondence from the General Officer Commanding (GOC) in China and the Straits Settlements (Singapore/Malaya), Major-General Cameron (yes, the one Cameron Road in Tsim Sha Tsui is named after) to Governor Bowen. Drilling and musketry had definitely become prime requisites for police duty in 1885, particularly after Britain had wrested dominion of North Burma away from China in that year. Major-General Cameron, already the veteran of the Indian Mutiny (as well as the expedition to Abyssinia, among others) was sanguine about the need for more military support in a city garrisonned only by 1,200 men:
Major-General Cameron, C.B., to Governor Sir G.F. Bowen, G.C.M.G.
Head Quarters,
Hongkong, 13th April, 1885
I have the honour to inform you that, with your permission, I saw the Civil Police at Rifle Practice in Kowloon, on Saturday, the 4th instant [meaning of the same month - Ed.], and I candidly confess that, without the slightest desire to flatter, I was exceedingly pleased at their performance, and more especially considering the small amount of ammunition allowed them.
I understand that the arming of the Civil Police with the Martini-Henry Carbine [a relatively new rifle brand then, only a decade in existence - Ed.] as also their Musketry training are entirely due to your Excellency; and I must say that both for the suppression of civil revolt, or for the protection of the Colony in case of attack by an enemy, such an armed and well trained Police Force is of the highest importance.
To render, however, this force thoroughly efficient in Musketry, it is very important (as has been found in regard to the Military), to practice such rapid firing at close quarters as would be necessary in the field, and in clearing the streets in cases of disturbance. [ quite the euphemism - Ed.]
For such practice the present allowance of ammunition, at the rate of 50 rounds per man, is quite insufficient; and I strongly recommend, considering the value of this Police Force, as an important factor in the defences of the Colony, that the annual allowance be increased to 150 rounds per man, and that the ammunition sent out through error and ordered to be returned, vide correspondence (marginally noted) between the Military and Colonial Authorities, be retained for the aforesaid purpose, instad of the useless expense being incurred of returning it all to England as directed.
I have, &c.,
W. G. Cameron,
Major-General,
Commanding in China and Straits Settlements
P.S. Since the above was written, I have received the Inspection report of the Shanghai Volunteers, who appear to have been unable to complete their musketry course owing to want of ammunition; will your Excellency therefore permit the Municipal Council at Shanghai [the foreigners that governed that city's International Settlement - Ed.] to purchase from the Colony the ammunitiion required to the extent of 50,000 rounds, out of the supply overdrawn for the Police?
W. G. Cameron
Governor Sir G. F. Bowen, G.C.M.G. to Major-General Cameron, C.B.
Hongkong, 21st April, 1885
I have the honour to acknowledge the receipt of your letter of the 13th instant, and to state that your Excellency's testimony to the efficiency of the Civil Police in their Rifle Practice is very satisfactory to myself and to the Government of this Colony.
With the advice of the Executive Council, I have authorised the increased allowance of 150 rounds per man to the Police as you recommend; and I have decided to retain the whole of the Martini-Henry Carbine Ammunition, recently sent out from home, looking to possibvle contingencies in the present critical state of public affairs, [note his panicked tone here - Ed.] and with the view to be in a position to meet the above, and other demands, such as those of the Hongkong Volunteers; and also fo the Shanghai Volunteers (referred to in your letter).
You state: "I understand that the arming of the Civil Police with the Martini-Henry Carbine, as also their Musketry training, are entirely due to your Excellency; and I must say that both for the suppression of Civil Revolt, or for the protection of the Colony in case of attack by an enemy, such an armed and well-trained Police Force is of the highest importance."
I will explain for your information, what has taken place in this matter. Soon after my arrival in this Colony.... I found, moreover, tha tthe carbines formerly supplied to the Police were of an obsolete pattern, worn out, and practically useless; so I procured from Her Majesty's Government for both the Police and the Volunteers, Martini-Henry Rifles of the best type (the same used by the Royal Artillery,) with an ample supply of ammunition.
As I have already said above, your testimony to the present efficiency of the Police in their rifle practice is very satisfactory to myself and to the Colonial Governemnt. A force of three hundred (300) effective men, equial to one-fourth of the whole, has practically been added, in the event of war, or of internal disturbance, to our Garrison of some twelve hundred men (1,200) of all arms; and that... without increase to the expenditure...
In conclusion, I would observe that I know that you agree with me in the opinion that the drill of the Police, and their rifle practice must not be allowed to interefere with the full and diligent discharge of their civil duties in time of peace. On this point, I will quote a passage from my despatch of June 29th, 1883, in whcih I reported to Her Majesty's Govenrment the arrangements which I had made for the imporved efficiency of the Police:-
"I desire it to be understood that nothing can be further from my wish or intention than to invest a Civil Police Corps with too Military a character. But seeing that the English and Sikh potion of the Police Force at Hongkong is regularly armed with rifles and sword-bayonets; that it is analogous in many respects to the Royal Irish Constabulary; and that it is expected to give efficient support to our weak garrison in the event of foreign attack, or of serious internal disturbance,- it is obvious that it should have the advantage of being drilled by a Military Officer as Adjutant. All experience shows that nothing is more useless, and that nothing may become more dangerous than an armed force under imperfect discipline."
G. F. Bowen
Imperfect discipline indeed. Imagine the police of Hong Kong, roaming the streets, with access to the state of the art weaponry. Now imagine the fact that most o fthe police force of that time were more or less corrupt. Why was it that the Chinese populace felt they had little recourse to justice?
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French Farce During the Boxer Rebellion
Hong Kong's First Asylum
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Hennessy and the Pong in the Gaol
Hong Kong's Deathbed Marriages
The Brothels of Lyndhurst Terrace
Dog Shooting On the Peak, 1927
The Street Names of Jardine Matheson
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Along with many Australians we have watched the election outcomes keenly. NICM congratulates the re-elected Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and welcomes the re-appointment of the Hon Sussan Ley MP as Minister for Health and Aged Care, and the new appointment of the Hon Greg Hunt MP as the Minister for Industry, Innovation, and Science.
Consultation on structural review of NHMRC's Grant Program
NHMRC released this month a public consultation paper on the Structural Review of NHMRC's Grant Program, inviting all interested individuals and organisations to lodge written submissions in response to the paper by 25 August 2016.
MRFF consultation: strategy and priorities
The Australian Medical Research Advisory Board held its first meeting at Parliament House on 4 May 2016. The Advisory Board commenced consultation on the development of the Australian Medical Research and Innovation Strategy and related Priorities from 6 May to 6 June 2016, calling for submissions through the Department of Health's consultation hub.
NICM and Blackmores Institute Scholarship recipients
Congratulations and welcome to our three new Higher Degree Research candidates and recipients of the NICM and Blackmores Institute Scholarships, Danielle Parker, Saumya Perera, and Nicola MacDonald.
NICM welcomes new members
We welcome NICM's new Clinical Research Officer, Afshan Khan, who will be working with Professor Caroline Smith. In addition, we welcome back to NICM, PhD graduates, Dr Debra Betts and Dr Kate Levett, as NICM Adjunct Fellows.
This month, we saw national media interest in Dr Kate Levett's PhD research results and paper Complementary therapies for labour and birth study: a randomised controlled trial of antenatal integrative medicine for pain management in labour, which was published in BMJ Open.
Americans spend $30.2 billion on CM
Americans spent $30.2 billion―$28.3 billion for adults and $1.9 billion for children—out-of-pocket on complementary health approaches, according to a US nationwide survey. These findings come from an analysis by the National Center for Complementary and Integrative Health (NCCIH) and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
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WHO working group: new guidelines underway
A working group constituted by the World Health Organization's (WHO) Traditional and Complementary Medicines Program gathered at the University of Mississippi earlier this month to develop another in the series of WHO guidance documents on the utilisation of traditional and herbal medicines.
International speakers for AIMA conference announced
AIMA has announced two prominent international presenters, Dr Robert Saper, Associate Professor of Family Medicine at the Boston University School of Medicine, and Dr Julia Rucklidge Professor of Psychology at the University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand for the upcoming AIMA annual conference in Sydney, 3 - 4 September.


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Disney wanted to drop expletives from documentary, smoking; Beatles refused: Director
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New Delhi Published: Nov 30, 2021, 02:38 PM(IST)
Young, wild and free: The Beatles smoking in an undated photograph Photograph:( Instagram )
"Paul McCartney describes it as being very raw. He said to me: 'That is a very accurate portrayal of how we were then.' Ringo Starr said: 'It's truthful.' The truthfulness of it is important to them. They don't want a whitewash," director Peter Jackson revealed in an interview.
Can you imagine The Beatles NOT being there absolute authentic selves for anyone? Never!
But, the platform that has released a new documentary on their life and legacy wanted the director, Peter Jackson, to do away with all the swearing and smoking.
The British rock group has officially joined forces with director Peter Jackson to release their much-anticipated musical documentary, 'Get Back', that is now available for viewing on Disney+.
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Reportedly, the project involves many scenes that sees the band smoking and mouthing expletives, which Disney wanted to be dropped. However, the band refused to do that.
The three-part docu show includes a disclaimer from the streaming service at the beginning of each episode that says, "This footage contains explicit language, mature themes and smoking."
In a recent interview with a global media outlet, the 'Lord of the Rings' director explained that Beatles members Paul McCartney, 79, and Ringo Starr, 81, refused to drop the cuss words from the final cut.
"Paul (McCartney) describes it as being very raw. He said to me: 'That is a very accurate portrayal of how we were then.' Ringo [Starr] said: 'It's truthful.' The truthfulness of it is important to them. They don't want a whitewash," Jackson said.
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"They don't want it to be sanitized. Disney wanted to remove all the swearing and Ringo, Paul, and Olivia [Harrison] said 'That's how we spoke. That's how we talked. That's how we want the world to see us.' When [McCartney and Starr] got to see the finished thing, I was expecting notes. It would've just been normal to get a note saying: 'Oh, that bit where I say that — could you cut that out?' Or 'Could you shorten the conversation there?' And I didn't get a single note," he continued.
Jackson also noted that the band did not want to change anything about their portrayal. "Not one request to do anything. One of them said that they watched it and found it one of the most stressful experiences of their entire life. 'But I'm not gonna give you any notes.'"
About the long runtime of each of the episodes, Jackson said, "I'd like to say that I didn't really leave out anything that I thought was important … which is why the duration has crept up to what it is today."
Since he did not want to leave out the important footages, he kept the episodes long. "I felt acutely — and this is the Beatles fan part of me kicking in — anything I don't include in this movie might go back in the vault for another 50 years. I was seeing and hearing these amazing moments. I thought: 'God, people have got to see this. This is great. They have to see this,'" Jackson concluded.
'Get Back' showcases the band's songwriting and singing processes, as well as the hardships they had to overcome both as friends and bandmates. The never-before-seen footages also capture the legendary band's January 1969 recording session and final live London show on the rooftop of Apple Corps headquarters on Savile Row.
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La Constitution de la République slovaque () est la norme juridique la plus élevée de la République slovaque. La Cour constitutionnelle est chargée de son respect.

Histoire

La Constitution a été adoptée par le Conseil national de la République slovaque le  à  par 114 voix. Elle a été signée le  au château de Bratislava. Elle a été modifiée à seize reprises entre 1992 et 2023.

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Fort Wayne Airport
Fort Wayne International Airport (FWA)
The airport is located nine miles (14km) southwest of Fort Wayne.
There is no public transport available. However there are hotel shuttles, rental cars, taxis and limousines are all available at the airport.
Car rental companies operating from the airport include Alamo, Avis, Budget, Enterprise, Hertz, Dollar and Thrifty.
Taxi companies including Taxi by Simone, American Taxi, Economy Taxi, Yo Taxi, and Royal Taxi operate at the airport.
Airport facilities include a restaurant and coffee shop, a business centre, children's play areas, art exhibits, and an ATM. Incoming passengers are also given a freshly-baked cookie at the Welcome Center, which has an information desk and charging stations.
The short and long-term parking lots are free for the first 30 minutes. The short-term lot charges $2 for the first half hour, and $2 for each additional hour or fraction thereof. The long-term lot charges the same per hour or fraction thereof. Short-term parking is located opposite the terminal and has a daily maximum of $14. Long-term parking has a daily maximum of $9, while the economy lot, located farthest from the terminal, has a daily rate of $8 and a weekly rate of $44. Note that the economy lot does not accept cash payments and is credit card only.
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Airlines from this airport include Allegiant, American Airlines, Delta, and United Airlines.
Free wifi is provided throughout the terminal.
Fort Wayne Airport Taxis: the taxi fares above are intended as a guideline only.


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Black Jack has forgotten his medical kit; and it's up to his mysterious assistant, Pinoko, to return it to him. Unfortunately, though, Pinoko has gotten lost in a strange forest and many animals require her assistance! Becoming a makeshift doctor, Pinoko mends the wounds of deer, bears and other forest creatures - but she soon must face her most challenging and frightening healing experience yet! Can Pinoko save the day both in the forest, and for Black Jack?


1・Do not open gold and stone mine at the beginning. Mine is the entrance of enemy minions. More entrance, more difficult to defend your dungeon. You can open them later when they are required to develop the dungeon.
3・Review your defense replay to learn from your enemy.
1・ Set up "mushroom fire" where the enemy's troll always passes. Mushroom fire is a combo trap with mushrooms embedded in the wall, sealing it with a door, and place a fire in front of the door. Mushroom attracts Trolls and the fire burns them out while the door stops them. Some intermediate players do not know the mushroom fire and will give you 12 easy trophies.
2・Do you have the maximum number of chicken bombs and rocks? Disposable traps require gold to reinstall but the fire power is high. A strong dungeon can easily pay off the re-installation costs. If you can not afford it, just stop the re-installation.
3・Do you have the maximum number of lightening trap? It is expensive but powerful. It is even stronger when it is embed in the wall in duplicate.
4・Do you think that ice trap is useless? Install multiple ice traps around the training room. The training room has the highest fire power. Combinations of ice traps and training rooms are effective for skeletons and low-level trolls.
5・Is your resource room snipped by Warlock? Dungeon with unprotected resource rooms is an easy mark. Protect with mushrooms and needles.
6・Do you have defense minions at guild room? When the enemy approaches to guild room, defense minions show up for defense. I use a vampire or a ghost (wide range of defense) . It should be located near DH. Guild room near the edge of dungeon can be easily destroyed in advance.
When you raid, you may check the amount of resources and evaluate if you can win it or not. You may skip dungeons with less resource and dungeons that you are unlikely to win. Conversely, will your enemy skip your dungeon? A strong dungeon may not be attacked for 24 hours. If it is not attacked, you can keep trophies and resources. Create a strong dungeon, or a dungeon that looks strong psychological.
1・Carefully upgrade the Dungeon Heart. higher level DH, more resources to be stolen. If less resources are stolen at once, you can store more resources without continuous raid. It is recommended to stop the DH upgrade after constructing a torture room. Trap can upgraded without DH upgrade.
2・As your dungeon is more developed, all kinds of traps are in short. The higher level is required for fire and cannon. A high level fire can burn out high level trolls by a single blow. Of course, you can upgrade fire without DH upgrade. A cannon trap can wipe out enemy's immortal from around level 10. Your enemy may not like their Immortal get killed more than defeated.
3・Copy comp trap that you did not like in your raid. Copy of ranker in the leaders board is also effective way to learn.
4・Learn the move pattern of Warlock and troll will push you up to intermediate level. Defeat the enemy using the pattern. Troll, for example, sometimes goes into the original path rather than the path made by the bomb wall. Such dungeon is strong.


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La chapelle Saint-Privat est une chapelle romane en ruines située à Pouzilhac dans le département français du Gard en région Occitanie.

Localisation
La chapelle se dresse au milieu du cimetière de Pouzilhac, au nord-ouest du village.

Historique
La chapelle occupe un site situé le long de l'antique voie romaine reliant Nîmes à Alba Augusta, sur lequel ont été découvertes des inscriptions et épitaphes antiques.

Dédiée à saint Privat, évêque de Mende, la chapelle est datée du .

Le village de Pouzilhac est mentionné dès 1121 sous le nom de Castrum de Posilhac. Un plus tard, il apparaît sous le nom de Villa de Posiliaco en 1176. Les archives communales de Valliguières le mentionnent comme Posillanum en 1258 puis Posilhacum en 1355.

Pouzilhac appartenait à la viguerie de Roquemaure, une viguerie du diocèse d'Uzès qui comprenait quatorze villages : Les Essarts, Lirac, Montfaucon, Pouzilhac, Pujaut, Rochefort, Roquemaure, Saint-Geniès-de-Comolas, Saint-Hilaire-d'Ozilhan, Saint-Laurent-des-Arbres, Sauveterre, Saze, Tavel et Valliguières.

La chapelle elle-même apparaît sous le nom de prieuré Sainct-Privat de Pouzilhac en 1620.

Architecture

Le chevet
La chapelle est en ruines et ne possède plus ni voûtes ni toiture.

À l'est, elle présente un chevet composé d'une abside semi-circulaire unique. Cette abside, très dégradée, ne conserve plus qu'une petite partie de sa maçonnerie d'origine composée de pierre de taille assemblée en grand appareil et percée de trous de boulin (trous destinés à ancrer les échafaudages). Le reste de l'abside, très abîmé, est édifié en moellons très irréguliers.

La façade méridionale

La façade méridionale est composée de deux parties très contrastées.

D'un côté, la travée de chœur et la première travée de la nef sont édifiées en pierre de taille présentant des traces d'opus monspelliensis (appareil alterné de Montpellier). La façade de la première travée de la nef est percée d'une fine fenêtre au linteau monolithe.

Séparées de la première travée par un contrefort en pierre dont il manque la moitié inférieure, les deux autres travées sont édifiées en moellons de couleur très variées allant du blanc au noir, dont certains sont des blocs de grès rouge foncé passant au jaspe. Chacune d'elles est également percée d'une fine fenêtre au linteau monolithe.

Dans le mur sud de la dernière travée, surmontant deux blocs de grès rouge tirant sur le noir situés à environ un mètre du sol, est encastré un bas-relief figurant un calice et une grappe de raisin.

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Goodwood Revival 2017
As always Lord March hosted another magnificent, albeit wet and windy, Revival. This year we were back with our fearsome Nash Metropolitan and Mike Haigh's vociferous Ford Falcon. We had legends John Cleland and Tiff Needell sharing the driving duties respectively. Qualifying was rather wet but we lucked out with dry weather for our races on Saturday and Sunday. Both cars ran perfectly and performed well against a very quick grid. Shaun Rainford had a 20 lap battle with Alistair Dyson's Ford Zephyr and Nick Maton's MG Magnette bringing the Nash home in 15th from 20th on the grid. Mike put in a blinding drive on Sunday dragging the Falcon from 18th up to 8th! The Falcon finished the weekend in 12th on aggregate with the Metropolitan in 14th. All in all another splendid weekend at Goodwood. Roll on Members Meeting.
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COMING SOON! CCK online shop!
The long awaited CCK Historic online shop is nearly here. The finishing touches are being made now ready for the official launch this Christmas. We will only stock the products that we trust and will only sell you a product that has been thoroughly proven on track. Quality and reliability are so important in today's classic and racing cars but with the huge selection of products available it is hard to know what is trust worthy and what is going to leave you stranded. Our stock of race proven products will be available along side the products we make in house including our range of fibreglass products, roll cages, machined components and vehicle specific products for Lenham, BMW 3.0 CSL, Sebring Sprite and Marcos 1800GT.
HRDC Mallory Park 7th October
The HRDC will be at Mallory Park on the 7th October for the final meeting of 2012. Expect to see only the finest in historic motorsport. Tickets cost £13 on the gate or £11 in advance.
Volvo PV544 History
Over the past couple of months I've been researching the history of our Volvo PV544. We knew it was raced in period and came from the states but we knew little more than that. My quest began by examining the stickers on the dash board. The car has numerous stickers from hill climb events in Pennsylvania USA ranging from 1964-1972. This lead me to the Pennsylvania Hillclimb Association and to their inhouse historian Ron Mann who helped me get in touch with the previous owners and dig up some of the car's previous results. I also managed to acquire a stack of race programs from the period which show the car to have no less than 5 class records between 1969 and 1974, twice at the Topton hill climb in 1969 and '70, at the Duryea hill climb in '72, and twice again at the Tuscarora hill climb. The car's original owner, John Flannery, campaigned the car on the hills of Pennsylvania throughout the 60's and 70's.
By 1966 Flannery had managed to claim two class victories at Rose Valley and Weatherly hill climbs. His career built from there and in both the 1969 and 1970 seasons John drove the PV544 to win 8 out of 10 races for back to back class championship titles. In the 1972 season John claimed a win at Pine Grove, Pagoda and Camp Shand where he achieved the FTD (fastest time of the day) and the first overall fastest time for a Saturday drive. I believe 1974 was the last season John drove the PV, claiming 3 wins, bettering his class record at Duryea and claiming another FTD.
John Flannery retired the PV544 for a Volvo 142. The car was stored until 1992 when Craig Danks, another Pennsylvania hill climber bought it. Craig carried out some work to the car and continued its hill climbing career for another 10 years achieving yet more wins. Fast forward to 2007 and the car was up for sale again. It was imported to the UK where we bought it and immediately began preparing the car for a new career as a historic touring car. The Volvo required a small amount of welding, where rust had gotten the better of it, before we could carry out a very sympathetic paint job. All of the original stickers were retained and carefully masked around for the exterior paint job. We left the interior as is to retain the patina that we love so much in a historic racing car. The mechanicals were all rebuilt with a new B18 engine to bring the car up to spec. It now puts out a very credible 200bhp and weighs just 920kg. The PV544 has continued its success with class wins at Brands Hatch, an outright win at Snetterton and 3rd overall in the St Mary's Trophy at the 2008 Goodwood Revival. What is amazing is that we've been driving this car for years with no knowledge of its historical successes. Perhaps it's good luck, perhaps it's good drivers but either way this Volvo is used to winning and long may it continue to do so.
HRDC Launch MGB50 at Goodwood
2012 marks the 50th anniversary of the MGB and to honour this Julius Thurgood of the Historic Racing Drivers Club will be running the MGB50 series along side his already successful Touring Greats and Grand Touring Greats race series. Yesterday's event at the Goodwood Motor Circuit saw no less than four Works MGB's reunited with past members of BMC's Special Tuning and Competitions Department. Among them were Bill Price, Basil Wales, Peter Browning, Den Green, Brian Moylan and driver Alec Poole. We also saw the likes of Barry "Sideways" Smith who came along to demonstrate the MGB's performance around the track. As well as the four MGB's we had the beautiful green MGA "LBL 301" of Jon Savage. LBL 301 competed in the 1955 Le Mans 24 hour as well as the Mille Miglia in 1957 before being re-bodied by the MG development team in 1958. It was restored by Bob West who brought it down to Goodwood for Tony Dron to expertly pilot around the Sussex circuit. Dron also got out for a few laps in the works MGB's which he remarked as being "a little quicker".