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Review of "Captain Marvel"
It's 1995 and the Earth is unaware of all the intelligent life in the galaxy. Vers (Brie Larson) is a Kree warrior in the fight against a shapeshifting race called Skrulls. Vers is part of a team led by Yon-Rogg (Jude Law) and is sent on a mission to retrieve a Kree spy on another world that is being invaded by Skrulls. The mission is a trap and Vers is captured. Her brain is scanned by Skrulls and several memories are retrieved. The Skrulls are looking for an engineer and inventor on Earth named Dr. Wendy Lawson (Annette Bening) they believe has invented a lightspeed engine. Vers can't remember her life prior to arriving on the Kree home world and these recovered memories give her a glimpse into her mysterious early life. Vers breaks free and steals an escape pod, but it is damaged and disintegrates entering the atmosphere. Vers crashes through the roof of a Blockbuster video store. She manages to cobble together a communications device using parts from a Radio Shack and a pay phone to contact Yon-Rogg, letting him know she is on Earth. He tells her to stay put and a ship is on its way, but Vers tells him she needs to find Dr. Lawson and keep the Skrulls from getting her lightspeed engine. Agents Nick Fury and Phil Coulson (Samuel L. Jackson and Clark Gregg) from SHIELD arrive and attempt to take Vers into custody, but she runs off after a disguised Skrull attacks her with an energy weapon. During the chase, Fury discovers the Coulson riding in the car with him is a disguised Skrull, leading Fury to intentionally crash his car, killing the Skrull. At SHIELD headquarters, the Skrull is autopsied in the presence of Fury and his boss Director Keller (Ben Mendelsohn). Director Keller is actually the Skrull, Talos. Doing some research at an internet café, Vers searches for a restaurant she saw in one of her memories. When she arrives, Nick Fury is waiting for her and they talk about what she is and why she's on Earth. He trusts what she's telling him, so he takes her to the facility where Dr. Lawson's engine is being developed. Skrull Keller arrives with other SHIELD agents to arrest Vers and Fury. The pair escape then go on the run to find Maria Rambeau (Lashana Lynch) to try and help Vers recover more memories of her early life when she was known as Carol Danvers and was an Air Force pilot, while also looking for the lightspeed engine to keep it away from the Skrulls.
"Captain Marvel" is Marvel's first female-led superhero movie. There's a great deal of pressure to make more inclusive superhero movies. The majority of these films have both male leads and men playing the villain. The only female hero prior to "Captain Marvel" has been DC's "Wonder Woman" and a shared lead position in Marvel's "Ant-Man and the Wasp." The only female antagonists I can think of are Ghost from "Ant-Man and the Wasp" and Hela in "Thor: Ragnarok." While Black Widow, Pepper Potts, Nakia, Okoye, Shuri and other female characters have played important supporting roles in Marvel films, none have focused on a singular woman hero with power until now. This film has faced more scrutiny than most Marvel releases. It is the first MCU film following the death of Stan Lee. It has also been the focus of many internet trolls looking to make a point from their parent's basements. They feel any woman with power (or powers) is an attack on all men. Their actions forced Rotten Tomatoes to change their audience score reporting, but apparently had no impact on the film's power at the box office. With so much attention on "Captain Marvel," and taking all the social/political nonsense out of the equation, is it an entertaining film?
The cast of "Captain Marvel" is terrific. Academy Award winner Brie Larson is perfect for the powerful, proud, capable, and confident Vers/Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel. Her playful banter with Jackson's Nick Fury feels natural, not a script she learned for a job. Larson is also a natural action star, performing the complicated (granted, heavily edited) fight scenes early in the film with the grace of a dancer.
There's a through-line in the film of Vers/Carol being stubborn and a "pain in the ass." It's a simple technique to show a perceived flaw as an actual strength. Larson handles all the aspects of the character's personality as natural traits instead of showy actor flourishes. It's a beautifully nuanced performance of a character that could have been a cliched "superhero," hands-on-hips, wind-in-her-hair routine.
Ben Mendelsohn's Skrull Talos is able to shapeshift into any person he sees. Mendelsohn also tailored his performance depending on how he looked. When he's Director Keller, Mendelsohn is all business and speaks with an American accent. When he's under all the latex appliances to become Talos, he uses his natural Australian accent and is more playful. While his speech is somewhat affected by the makeup and prosthetic teeth, Mendelsohn still manages to put a spark in Talos that implies there's more to the character than a mindless killing machine. The Skrulls are an interesting race, with their abilities and exposed backstory later in the film. Perhaps Mendelsohn will return in a future project telling us more about the history of the Skrulls in a standalone film or Disney+ project. I'd see that because of Mendelsohn.
The Nick Fury of "Captain Marvel" is far different than the one we've seen in the MCU to date. This younger Fury is a bit more trusting and laughs easier. He takes Vers' word for what her mission is after she doesn't vaporize him with her photon blasts. She gets personal information out of Fury that we'd never get out of the one we've known for the last 10 years. Samuel L. Jackson looks like he's having fun playing Fury, something I couldn't say in his earlier appearances. Fury is also a bigger part of the story instead of a peripheral character. Jackson and Larson's interactions are understandably tentative at first but become warmer and even familial as the story progresses.
While the performances are great, the story of "Captain Marvel" comes up a bit short. First, it's repetitive. I'm sure an examination of all superhero movies would show similar repetition, but it really stands out in "Captain Marvel." There's a fight, a chase, a resolution, some chat, a fight, a chase, a resolution, some chat, etc. The series gets repeated at least five times. It would be different if something truly amazing happened in one or more of these series, but it's nothing we haven't seen before.
For an origin story, there's not much original in what happens until the last 15 minutes of the movie. Only then does the film come alive and impress us with a superpowered light show and something of a tutorial about how to manage Captain Marvel's true abilities. All the back and forth with the Skrulls, learning about her past, being on the run with Fury, spending time in Louisiana with Maria, it all feels like filler. There is important story information in some parts of these scenes, but it's padded and like busy work given to script writing interns. While the average superhero movie is two hours or more (sometimes much more, "Avengers: Endgame"), and this film clocks in at two hours, four minutes, it feels too long. While every film has stuff in it that could probably be trimmed, the best ones should feel like every frame is important and worth seeing. "Captain Marvel" doesn't feel that way.
"Captain Marvel" is rated PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi violence and action, and brief suggestive language. Punches are thrown, beatdowns are given (Fury comes out on the short end of one), energy beams are shot, stuff blows up. It's standard superhero action. We get a look at a Skrull being autopsied. The suggestive language consists of a male Air Force pilot asking Danvers if she knows why it's called a "cockpit." Foul language is otherwise widely scattered and mild.
Returning to my original question, is the film entertaining, my answer is mostly. It feels too long and too repetitive with nothing special about the storytelling or what we learn about Carol Danvers. The film's twist isn't all that surprising given what we see about those involved in it. However, the performances by Larson, Jackson, Mendelsohn and the rest of the cast raise the entertainment value, along with the way Captain Marvel will be involved in the events of "Avengers: Endgame" (make sure you watch the mid-credits scene for a sneak preview), making "Captain Marvel" required viewing. It's not the best MCU film and it isn't the worst. It is squarely in the middle and does the job required of it.
"Captain Marvel" get three stars out of five.
Opening this week are films about oppression, teen romance during illness and the power of imagination. I'll see and review at least one of the following:
Wonder Park—
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March 10, 2019 stanthemovieman	Annette Bening, Ben Mendelsohn, Brie Larson, Captain Marvel, Clark Gregg, Gemma Chan, Jude Law, Lashana Lynch, Movie review, Samuel L. Jackson	Leave a comment
Review of "Glass"
David Dunn (Bruce Willis) runs a home security company by day and patrols the streets of Philadelphia by night stopping or avenging crimes. The blurry images of David in his poncho have earned him the media nickname of The Overseer. David, with the help of his son Joseph (Spencer Treat Clark), is on the hunt for Kevin Wendell Crumb (James McAvoy), a man with 24 distinct personalities, who has kidnapped four cheerleaders. One of Kevin's personalities is a violent killer called The Beast. Joseph is able to narrow down the search area and David actually bumps into Kevin, getting a psychic image of the girls in an abandoned factory. David frees the cheerleaders and fights with Kevin as The Beast. After they fall out of a window, the two are apprehended by police and Dr. Ellie Staple (Sarah Paulson). David and Kevin are taken to a mental hospital where they are held along with Elijah Price (Samuel L. Jackson), the man responsible for the train crash of which David was the only survivor nearly 20 years ago and who wants to be called Mr. Glass. Dr. Staple tells the three she specializes in treating people with a particular kind of mental disorder: Those that consider themselves superheroes. She connects physical and emotional trauma from their lives to their delusion of being extraordinary. David and Kevin are held in rooms that can weaken them. David's room is equipped with high-pressure nozzles spraying him with water while Kevin's room is fitted with strobe lights that force another personality to take over should he become the aggressive Beast. Elijah is kept under constant sedation. Dr. Staple has three days to examine and treat them. If she cannot convince the trio of their averageness, they may never leave the hospital.
Director and writer M. Night Shyamalan apparently had a plan back in 2000 when "Unbreakable" was released to continue the story of David Dunn and Mr. Glass. Other projects and a downturn in the quality and box office of his films put that plan on hold until "Split" came out in 2017. The success of that film brings us to the team-up flick "Glass" which completes what has been dubbed the Eastrail 177 Trilogy. Sadly, Shyamalan had too much time to ponder how the story should go and couldn't make up his mind, so it went in several different directions leading to an unsatisfying mush.
"Glass" starts out with great potential. The battle between David Dunn's reluctant hero and Kevin Crumb's damaged villain seems like a brilliant premise for a movie. Even when the pair plus Mr. Glass get locked up together, the setting for a battle of brains and brawn feels more complete and intriguing. Dr. Staple's inclusion muddies the waters a bit and the choices made by David and Kevin to play along (David could break his chains and Kevin could simply close his eyes) are odd since their existence and reality are being challenged. When we get to the finale, that's when things really start to implode.
Prior to that, there's a practical matter that really screams out for discussion: The mental hospital where our three protagonists are held is the most poorly run institution on the planet. Apparently, the place empties out of doctors and staff after 5 pm leaving one orderly to work overnight. Elijah meanders around the building with no trouble. He and Kevin walk out practically unnoticed. David also strolls through the building looking for his rain poncho with no interference. This was a catastrophe begging to happen, and it does.
That said, the ending of "Glass" is kept in the confines of the grounds of the hospital. While the plan is to create chaos at another location (which is made clear on a couple of occasions), Shyamalan stays firmly rooted just outside the mental institution, staging what is likely one of the choppiest and most disjointed fight scenes in movie history. Dunn is supposed to be this incredibly strong man, impressing his young son with how much weight he can lift in "Unbreakable," but never actually punches Kevin when he's in Beast mode. By the same token, the Beast never punches David. They spend most of their fights throwing each other around and trying to strangle each other. Some of the fights are shot in POV so there is a distracting amount of movement. It becomes disorienting trying to focus on what's happening when the entire world you can see is shaking like a paint mixing machine. There are also long pauses for explanations and revelations about past story items. While one is the ubiquitous "Shyamalan Twist," it brings what little excitement generated from the action to a halt.
There is a second twist to "Glass" that comes out of nowhere and it feels like a bad idea that no one could talk Shyamalan out of. I shan't get into it here, so I don't spoil it, but it builds a whole added layer into the mythology that seems unnecessary and so out of left field as to be a last-minute thought. I can't say much more than that, but it seems like Shyamalan has thoughts of continuing the story of superheroes among us.
The film also sputters to a stop. It seems to be over a couple of times, then there's another five to 10 minutes. This is another reason why the second twist feels like an end-of-the-writing-process inclusion. Shyamalan felt like another tag scene needed to be added. Then another and another, so the last-minute addition was complete. From my end, it's a lot of images that don't add anything to what's come before.
"Glass" is rated PG-13 for violence including some bloody images, thematic elements, and language. There are numerous times when a person is thrown against the wall by either David or Kevin. One woman is hit by a table thrown by Kevin and we find out later she had broken bones from it. One person gets their throat slashed but the only blood we see is in the aftermath and not as much as there would be. We see another person crushed by Kevin. Kevin also bites and rips off flesh from a person, but we only see blood around his mouth. There are suggestions of the kind of abuse young Kevin suffered but we don't see it directly. Foul language is scattered and mild.
Despite all the issues I have with "Glass," I enjoyed watching the film. I've seen both "Unbreakable" and "Split," so finding out the two films existed in the same universe and the story would be concluded in "Glass" was an interesting concept. The movie has so much potential and gets off to a good start; however, once the doctor with the oddly specific specialty is added and the seemingly last-minute added layer of mythology is exposed, "Glass" becomes a muddled mess of half-thought-out ideas that's been too long in the creation process. I wanted to love it, but "Glass" broke me.
"Glass" gets three stars out of five.
This week, kids training to save the world and a fisherman's past comes back to haunt him open in theaters. I'll see one of the following:
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January 20, 2019 stanthemovieman	Anya Taylor-Joy, Bruce Willis, Glass, James McAvoy, Movie review, Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Paulson, Spencer Treat Clark	Leave a comment
Review of "Incredibles 2"
After taking on the Underminer as he robbed a bank, Mr. Incredible (voiced by Craig T. Nelson), Elastigirl (voiced by Holly Hunter), and their kids Violet (voiced by Sarah Vowell) and Dash (Huck Milner) are all detained by the police. Supers are still banned from using their powers and the damage caused by the family in their effort to stop the Underminer leads to the ending of the Super Relocation program meaning in two weeks the family will be homeless unless something happens. That something is a meeting with Winston Deavor (voiced by Bob Odenkirk) and his sister Evelyn (voiced by Catherine Keener). Devour owns a massive tech firm and his sister is their head of research and development for the company. Winston is a fan of Supers and thinks they should be allowed to operate in public again. His father was a fan of Supers as well but was murdered in a home invasion robbery after all the Supers was banned. He believes Elastigirl is the best choice to be the public face of Supers as her style causes less collateral damage then Mr. Incredible. That means Mr. Incredible (or Bob Parr) will need to be a stay at home dad for Violet, Dash and baby Jack-Jack. There's a new villain that is the target of Elastigirl's first mission: Screenslaver. Screenslaver can send hypnotic messages through any video screen making those affected do whatever they are told. Meanwhile, Jack-Jack is starting to show he has powers…lots of powers. This makes an already difficult job for Bob that much harder.
"Incredibles 2" was released 14 years after the original. That's several lifetimes in movie years. For a while we got a new "Paranormal Activity" and "Saw" film every year. While there have been long breaks between trilogies "Star Wars" movies are coming out every two years (plus the "Star Wars Story" flicks). With a film as successful as "The Incredibles" was in 2004 you'd expect Disney and Pixar to have jumped on the sequel train before now. After all we've had three "Toy Story," three "Cars" and two "Monsters Inc." movies. What was the hold up on getting "Incredibles 2" into theaters?
Writer and director Brad Bird has been mulling what to do for "Incredibles 2" since the first film came out. Bird is a director that is much in demand so his other projects for Disney/Pixar and other studios kept him too busy to focus on the next chapter in the lives of the Parr family. Plus, animated films take as long if not longer to produce than live-action movies. Once Bird had the time to focus on the script the story of gender role reversals, angsty teenagers and a superpowered baby came into focus. The skill and artistry of thousands of animators, programmers and actors combined with Bird's script and direction has given us a sequel that was a long time coming but was certainly worth the wait.
It should come as no surprise that "Incredibles 2" looks, well, incredible. The retro modern design of the characters, vehicles, buildings and fashion along with the bright color palate make the visuals pop with vibrancy and a sense of motion even when things are standing still. The way the Supers' powers are shown is also gorgeous with a character able to open portals from one location to another through glowing holes, electrical emissions shooting from another's hands and a rather disgusting power of spewing boiling hot glowing gastric juices out of a character's mouth. That character is rightly named Reflux. You expect a Disney/Pixar film to nail all the little details that have made the animation giant a reliable source for entertaining, fun and sometimes heartbreaking films. "Incredibles 2" has the visual flair you expect and demand from the studio in spades.
It also has a story that is surprisingly contemporary even though it has been told over and over for nearly as long as movies have been a thing. The swapping of roles between a mother and father, from breadwinner to homemaker and vice versa, was the subject of 1983's "Mr. Mom" starring Michael Keaton and Teri Garr. Thirty-five years later "Incredibles 2" tells the story again. As in "Mr. Mom" the initial results are borderline disastrous, but both our male heroes figure it out eventually.
I'm not sure if it's good or bad news that we apparently still need to use this trope as the basis for a film but "Incredibles 2" uses it to good effect. It shows the audience that even those people that seem to have it all figured out don't always know what they are doing. As Bob tries to help Dash with his homework ("Math is math!") and indirectly ruins the dating life of his daughter Violet he has the sudden addition of Jack-Jack's emerging powers heaped on top of everything else. He struggles with handling it all but never succumbs to the urge to call his wife Helen. She is trying to make it possible for all Supers, including Bob and the kids, to choose whether they want to be public with their abilities. If you wanted to read far more into it, it could be analogous to people living alternative lifestyles being able to be open and honest with their family and friends. Again, that's reading far more into this story than is blatantly there but it's a possibility.
The voice work is stellar as you would expect. Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Samuel L. Jackson and all the rest deliver quality performances that only add to the breathtaking visuals. Nelson's exasperated Bob Parr while trying to help Dash with his homework is alone worth the price of admission. Hunter gives an A+ performance as Helen, giving both the hero and the mother similar yet still unique emotional signatures. Elastigirl takes both roles seriously. While you always expect him to drop a "M*****F****R!" at any moment, Jackson gives Frozone the level of cool you'd expect. While she doesn't get much screen time, Edna Mode steals the few scenes she's in. Voiced by writer/director Brad Bird, Mode delivers her trademark biting sarcasm with the fashionable style we love. If they ever decide to make an Edna-centric spin-off, I'll happily preorder tickets.
"Incredibles 2" is rated PG for some brief mild language and action sequences. While there are threats of injury in the action scenes there is no real damage done to any characters even when large objects land on them. Mr. Incredible is put in peril throughout the film but the most harrowing is when he is trapped underwater for an extended period. There are other action scenes involving explosions and crashes. Elastigirl is locked in a freezer making it dangerous for her to try to use her powers. Foul language is limited to the words "fart" and "Hell."
While there are times when the characters seem to be in some real peril "Incredibles 2" manages to be a brightly colored antidote to anyone dealing with the emotional aftermath of "Avengers: Infinity War." We always knew the Marvel heroes would face their mortality at some point due to aging actors and the many times characters are killed (and are eventually reborn) in the comics. It can make for a grim and mildly depressing experience once these inevitable deaths occur. "Incredibles 2" manages to put its characters in danger and still deliver a fun, exciting and ultimately joyous movie. And since these characters are animated they'll never grow old and never die. If only all our heroes could be immortal.
"Incredibles 2" gets five stars.
There will be no review next weekend as I have some prior commitments, but I'll be back the weekend of 6/30 to review one or more of the following:
Uncle Drew—
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June 17, 2018 stanthemovieman	Bob Odenkirk, Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Incredibles 2, Movie review, Samuel L. Jackson	Leave a comment
Review of "The Hitman's Bodyguard"
Michael Bryce (Ryan Reynolds) refers to himself as a Triple A Rated Personal Security Expert. He guards less than savory characters if they are willing to pay his high rates. One client, a Japanese arms dealer, is killed while under Bryce's protection. He blames his girlfriend Amelia Roussel (Elodie Yung), an Interpol agent he told about this client. His anger at her over her alleged betrayal leads to the ending of their relationship. The death of his client destroys his reputation and Bryce is reduced to protecting lesser clients for whatever cash he can get. Meanwhile, the former dictator of Belarus Vladislav Dukhovich (Gary Oldman) is on trial for war crimes at The Hague. All the testimony from the prosecution witnesses is deemed hearsay by the panel of judges and all the other witnesses who can provide corroborated evidence have been killed by Dukhovich's band of thugs. The only surviving witness is a notorious contract killer named Darius Kincaid (Samuel L. Jackson) who is being held in prison. Kincaid agrees to testify against Dukhovich in exchange for the release of his wife Sonia (Salma Hayek) who is being held in custody. Roussel and a group of Interpol agents are tasked with transporting Kincaid to the court but a mole within the agency has told Dukhovich's men and they attack the caravan. Kincaid and Roussel are the only survivors and they hide in a nearby safe house. Desperate, Roussel calls Bryce to guard Kincaid and get him to The Hague before a deadline otherwise Dukhovich goes free. Bryce and Kincaid have a great deal of history and don't like each other. If they get to the court without killing each other or getting killed by Dukhovich's men will be a miracle.
"The Hitman's Bodyguard" is a perfect summer popcorn movie. It's filled with jokes and action while also being about nothing particularly controversial and having a villain that is easy to loathe. With a cast made up largely of well-known comedic and action stars and locations scattered around Europe, "The Hitman's Bodyguard" has all the makings of a massive hit…almost.
There is a great deal of laughs in the film. The script, written by Tom O'Connor, was originally created as a drama but underwent a major rewrite to add the humor. I can see how the film could have gone either dramatic or comedic as the trial of a brutal dictator for crimes against humanity isn't exactly the foundation of a laugh-a-minute action romp. O'Connor has managed to find a way to show the audience Dukhovich's cruelty and have that banked in their mind while also giving us two characters that have the kinds of personalities that create sparks and the likelihood of humorous situations.
Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson are perhaps the perfect actors to take these roles. Both are known for their comedic turns in various films that aren't necessarily comedies. Reynolds is currently shooting the sequel to the very funny "Deadpool" and has made a career out of playing the smart aleck ready with a quip at the drop of a hat. Even his Twitter feed is often funny to follow. Both these actors have terrific comedic chemistry together and the film largely is successful due to their combined talents.
Salma Hayek is also amazing as Kincaid's wife Sonia. Most of her scenes are in a prison cell talking to guards or officers and to Jackson in a phone call. Her passion and anger as Sonia is nearly overwhelming. Speaking in a combination of English and Spanish, Sonia pulls no punches and never should be underestimated. Even her cellmate spends most of her time cowering in a corner until Sonia tells her it's alright to move. Hayek's role needed to be bigger, perhaps breaking out and helping her husband get where he needs to go. Still, Hayek is a burst of unpredictable energy in a very predictable movie.
That's my biggest problem with the film: It is so predictable. Once the story gets going it is clear how it will play out. The identity of the traitor in Interpol is obvious from the first time the character appears on the screen. Kincaid questions Bryce's commitment to his security clients and the exact situation occurs later in the story. None of the main story beats and their connected events will come as a surprise to anyone watching with the least bit of interest. I suppose giving us a unique story is asking a lot from a standard Hollywood action/comedy vehicle but would it have killed them to throw a little curveball in to the story just to shake things up a bit? Apparently, yes, it would have killed them.
"The Hitman's Bodyguard" is rated R for strong violence and language throughout. There are numerous shootings that are bloody. There is a scene of torture using wet cloth and a car battery. We also see a pen stabbed into a character's hand. Samuel L. Jackson is in the film so you know there's going to be enormous numbers of "MF's" and assorted other foul language from most of the characters.
I enjoyed "The Hitman's Bodyguard" as a mindless summer action/comedy and didn't give much thought to the silliness of the plot or the blandness of most of the characters. There isn't a great deal of imagination in the film aside from its basic premise. Still, the film has some big laughs and great action scenes but it just needed a better and more unique story to take it over the top. If you don't think about it too much, it is worth your time.
"The Hitman's Bodyguard" gets four stars out of five.
This week faith plays a part in all three new films: Faith in God, faith in yourself and faith in your talents. I'll see and review one of the following:
Birth of the Dragon—
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August 21, 2017 stanthemovieman	Elodie Yung, Movie review, Ryan Reynolds, Salma Hayek, Samuel L. Jackson, The Hitman's Bodyguard	Leave a comment
Review of "Kong: Skull Island"
It's 1973. An agreement to end the Vietnam War has been announced. Bill Randa (John Goodman) with the Monarch Project is trying to get a US Senator to approve an expedition to a previously unknown South Pacific island. Randa, and his assistant Houston Brooks (Corey Hawkins), sell the expedition as an opportunity to discover new resources and to get to it before the Soviets do. Reluctantly, the senator agrees to piggyback Randa's project with a survey by Landsat to explore the island. Also going on the trip is a military escort led by Lt. Col. Preston Packard (Samuel L. Jackson). He and his men are fresh from Vietnam and are diverted from going home to go on the mission. Others in the group include a former British Special Forces soldier named James Conrad (Tom Hiddleston) to act as a tracker and hunter, and Mason Weaver (Brie Larson), a photojournalist that formerly worked in Vietnam. The island is surrounded by constant electrical storms that cut off communications with their base ship as they fly in on helicopters. To conduct the geological survey explosive charges are dropped from the helicopters and their vibrations through the ground are picked up by sensors. After a few charges are dropped the fleet of helicopters is attacked by a 100-foot tall gorilla. Swatting all of them out of the air and killing several soldiers and researchers, the survivors are split up and must survive in the jungle while dealing not only with the giant gorilla, but the massive insects and lizards that want to eat them for a snack. Conrad, Weaver and a few others run into a group of natives that live on the island as well as a WWII fighter pilot Hank Marlow (John C. Reilly) who was shot down by the Japanese. Marlow tells the group that the ape is named Kong by the locals and is treated like a god. He protects the natives from the other animals on the island that come from caverns underground. Lt. Col. Packard wants to kill Kong in retaliation for the deaths of his men and is willing to risk the lives of the other survivors to get the job done.
"Kong: Skull Island" is the second film in a series that plans on bringing giant monsters back to theatres over the next several years. The invasion of the giants began in 2014 with the "Godzilla" reboot and will culminate with a battle royale featuring Kong and Godzilla in 2020. In the interim we'll see a second Godzilla film where he likely takes on other kaiju from his past including a giant moth and a three-headed monster. While fans of the Japanese "Godzilla" films weren't thrilled about the latest reboot, the film made over half a billion dollars worldwide. Is the big, hairy ape reboot worth your hard earned money? Read on.
"Kong: Skull Island" delivers on the action front with several encounters between Kong and the numerous massive creatures on the island. We also get a very early look at Kong in a flashback that starts the film. While the CG is a bit flat at times (I saw the 2D version) the digital creations look amazing and the artists are able to keep Kong's size consistent relative to his surroundings throughout the film. The other monsters on the island, including the big lizard that gives Kong the most trouble, are all creative inventions. Some are based on known animals while others are totally new. It was good to see some other creatures instead of the usual dinosaurs that are the bad guys on Kong's home turf.
The various monsters are far more interesting than any of the people in "Kong: Skull Island." Other than Samuel L. Jackson's intense and insane Army man and John C. Reilly's goofy marooned pilot, the characters are all pretty cookie cutter and interchangeable. Tom Hiddleston, Brie Larson, Corey Hawkins and John Goodman are largely wasted in clichéd and underwritten roles that are mostly good for exposition and little else. While each gets a brief moment when the character is spotlighted none of it is interesting enough to make the audience really care what happens to any of them. The supporting players are mostly used as monster kibble so don't get too attached to anyone even if some of them are far more intriguing than the top-billed players.
What is far more interesting is the struggle Kong has to survive not only his natural enemies but the two-legged variety that shows up uninvited. The audience is meant to root for Kong against the island creatures and it isn't hard to take his side against the humans. Jackson's Packard is a seething hate machine that is looking for redemption after the feeling of betrayal by politicians in Vietnam. He wants to fight a war he can win and believes he is just the man to cut the massive ape down to size. The fact that Kong is the only thing keeping the giant lizards at bay and possibly spreading over the rest of the world isn't enough for him to end his fight. He's obsessed and won't let common sense or the fate of the world deter him from winning this time. I'm sure there's a political statement in this character somewhere but I was too interested in the outcome of the final battle to figure it out.
"Kong: Skull Island" is rated PG-13 for intense sci-fi violence/action and brief strong language. While most deaths aren't shown we do see Kong smash several people with his paws. The lizard monster consumes a few people. One character dies when impaled through the mouth. We see various creatures burned and ripped apart. Several human characters are shown with blood from injuries. Kong is shown with a large gash on his arm. Kong and another monster are shown being shot by machine guns. Several creatures are shown being cut apart by a sword. One character is carried away by flying creatures and is shown getting an arm ripped off. Foul language is widely scattered but one "F-bomb" gets dropped.
The climactic battle between two massive creatures was surprisingly thrilling despite it being two monsters completely created in computers. Both Kong and the giant lizard are made with very robust personalities. While they are just pixels molded and shaped by various talented artists and engineers they are also extremely well made. I actually cared about how the battle would turn out even though I had a pretty good idea which beast would come out victorious. Even though the human characters are mostly bland and forgettable, "Kong: Skull Island" has monsters with far more personality and they make the movie entertaining. I think next time it would be a better movie if it just had the monsters and used the puny humans as just extras to be crushed under foot…or paw…or claw…or tentacle…or whatever.
"Kong: Skull Island" gets five stars for the monsters and the fights, not for the people.
P.S. There is a brief bonus scene at the end of the credits. It teases what's to come but should you need to go pee or whatever and miss it, it won't be a catastrophe.
This week at the local multiplex it's a tale as old as time along with survival of the fittest. I'll see at least one of the following:
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March 12, 2017 stanthemovieman	Brie Larson, Corey Hawkins, John C. Reilly, John Goodman, Movie review, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Hiddleston	Leave a comment
Review of "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children"
Jake (Asa Butterfield) is a typical teenager living in Florida with his dad Frank (Chris O'Dowd) and mom Maryann (Kim Dickens). Jake feels unnoticed by his schoolmates and largely ignored by his family. The only person he feels really close to is his grandfather Abe (Terence Stamp). Jake gets a frantic phone call from Abe ranting about him being in danger and unable to protect himself without his gun. When Jake arrives, his grandfather's house has been ransacked and Abe is lying in the woods behind his house with his eyes missing. Abe begs Jake to follow a map and go on a quest of some sort. Jake doesn't understand and is so shocked he thinks he sees a giant monster wondering in the woods. Thinking he's crazy, Jake sees Dr. Golan (Allison Janney), a psychiatrist, who suggests Jake and his father travel to the Welsh island where Abe lived for several years during WWII at a home for orphaned children. Abe had told stories about the incredible woman that ran the home and the unusual children that lived there. Arriving on the island, Jake explores the dilapidated home that was hit during a German bombing raid. There he finds old pictures of the former residents…then one is standing in front of him looking the same as in the picture. Freaking out, Jake runs away but knocks himself out. He awakens being carried across the shoulder of a six-year old girl. Set on the ground, Jake finds himself face to face with the children his grandfather had told him about. They lead him through a cave and he walks out into a completely different world. The bombed out house is good as new and he's greeted at the door by Miss Peregrine (Eva Green) and is introduced to her group of peculiar children.
There is a great deal more to the story of "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children" including time loops, 20-foot tall creatures with sharp, jagged teeth and tentacles emanating from their mouths and a group of people looking for eternal life that eat the eyeballs of "peculiars." This group is led by Mr. Barron played by Samuel L. Jackson wearing a "Don King" fright wig and chewing enough scenery to require a dentist visit to remove the splinters from his gums. In the hands of Tim Burton, a director known for his films about outsiders looking for acceptance and his visual flare, the movie should have leapt off the screen and wowed us while also moving us to tears. It does neither.
The look of the film is not the problem. Burton and his talented effects crew have created a stunning visual world filled with oddities and surprises. From ornate lead shoes to topiary, there's very little about "Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children" that isn't eye catching. Eva Green's hairstyle, with whirls, odd points and a blue tint, manages to even provide some entertainment as I wondered how and why they made it look that way.
What comes up short is the emotion, the heart, the desire to feel anything about these children in their odd situation. The story is very predictable and feels like all the passion and energy was left on the pages of the graphic novel on which it is based. Other films based on books, like the "Harry Potter" and "Hunger Games" series, manage to convey the intensity of feeling the characters are experiencing and allowed the audience to feel it too. Perhaps the subject matter "Miss Peregrine's…" was a bit too whimsical and light to translate from the page to the screen. In any case, the movie merely fills the eyes and not the soul.
It doesn't help that Asa Butterfield either isn't a very good actor or was horribly miscast. He looks confused through most of the movie and rarely expresses what appears to be the proper emotion. It's almost like his response to events occurs half a second later than it should. Seen over and over again, this slight delay becomes increasingly obvious and annoying.
I could go on about the cast, giving each member either their props or comeuppance; however, the only person in this rather large assemblage of actors that really stands out is Samuel L. Jackson and it's for all the wrong reasons. Jackson seems to be playing a slightly amped up version of himself we see in the Capital One credit card commercials. He's showboating in a fairly small role to I suppose try and make the part bigger simply by making the character bigger. All he manages to do is stick out like a sore thumb and seem like the wrong actor for the part.
"Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children" is rated PG-13 for violence and peril and intense fantasy action. There are a couple of scenes showing a character with the eyes removed from the sockets. There is some scary long-legged monsters shown chasing after the children. One character takes hearts and implants them in both dead and inanimate objects, bringing them to life briefly. Some monsters are shot in the head with a crossbow. There is no foul language.
"Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children" isn't a terrible movie. It just isn't terribly memorable. It looks amazing and features some interesting ideas in regards to people with unique abilities. What it doesn't do is really strike deep in the heart of the audience and make us care about what happens to the denizens of this peculiar world.
"Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children" gets three apathetic stars out of five.
Three new movies hope you feel anything but apathetic about seeing them in the theatre. I'll see and review at least one of the following:
Birth of a Nation—
Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life—
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October 3, 2016 stanthemovieman	Asa Butterfield, Eva Green, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, Movie review, Samuel L. Jackson, Terence Stamp	Leave a comment
Reviews of "The Big Short" and "The Hateful Eight" 70mm Roadshow Version
Seeing the impending collapse of the housing market, hedge fund manager Michael Burry (Christian Bale) creates a fund that bets against the massive mortgage funds sold by the biggest banks called a credit default swap market. Believing they will rack up huge fees and never have to pay off his investment, many major banks agree to the fund. Meanwhile, investor Jared Vennett (Ryan Gosling) hears about Burry's fund and begins finding his own investors for the credit swap market. A chance wrong number phone call catches the interest of stock trader Mark Baum (Steve Carell) and he invests millions with Vennett. Two young investors, Jamie Shipley and Charlie Geller (John Magaro and Finn Wittrock), see a prospectus for Vennett's fund and approach friend and retired trader Ben Rickert (Brad Pitt) to help them get in on the growing market betting on the failure of mortgage funds. Through greed, manipulation and lax regulation, the American economy and millions of home owners, retirees and small investors were about to lose trillions of dollars while a select few were reaping huge profits from their misfortune.
"The Big Short" is not a film for someone with a short attention span. The labyrinthine collection of funds, abbreviations and acronyms for various packaged mortgage debt is dizzying but essential to having a grasp on what's going on in the film and why it led to the meltdown of the world economy. Director/co-writer Adam McKay (best known for his work with Will Ferrell) and writer Charles Randolph have done their best to explain what happened in the simplest terms and using Margot Robbie, Anthony Bourdain and Selena Gomez as themselves explaining the more complicated concepts directly to the camera in ways the audience can understand. It is a brilliant way to take a hugely complex issue and turn it into somewhat understandable nuggets with humor and a fair amount of rage.
The main cast is broken up into three segments with Bale's Burry starting things off by figuring out the mortgage market was a house of cards with a time bomb ticking away at its base. Gosling and Carell get involved once the debt market is opened. Magaro, Wittrock and Pitt bring up the rear. While the three groups never interact, they are all dancing in the same financial ballet. The entire cast is pretty brilliant with Gosling and Bale delivering standout performances. Gosling is a slimy Wall Street investor with a slick pitch, spray tan and an utter disdain for his assistants. He berates them when they say anything during his sales pitch. He's the boss from Hell that still manages to inspire loyalty. Bale has probably the most difficult role as he plays Michael Burry as if he was on the autism spectrum. In the film, Burry displays obsessive behavior, often staying up for days at a time, working in his office with loud heavy metal music playing through speakers or in his earbuds. His ability to focus on the intricacies of subprime mortgages and wade through mountains of reports allows him to see what others cannot. Bale makes subtle decisions with the character that keep Burry from turning into some kind of "Rain Man" caricature. While Burry clearly is wired differently from most others he doesn't come off as someone who is completely out of place.
If there is any part of "The Big Short" that struck me wrong it was Steve Carell's Mark Baum. Due to a personal tragedy, Baum is a constant ball of anger and frustration who can't keep his opinion to himself. He has an investment firm with three other people and works directly with one of the major banks. It seems unlikely he could keep any of these business arrangements considering how quickly he flies off the handle. Carell does the best he can with the part and despite my finding his character grating, Baum is still one of the more sympathetic figures in the movie as his frustration at the impending collapse is based on his revulsion at how the system is so thoroughly corrupt; however, that doesn't stop him from profiting from the suffering of others. Carell is also wearing an odd wig that looks like it doesn't quite fit. I found his hair to be a distraction.
"The Big Short" is rated R for pervasive language and some sexuality/nudity. There are two scenes involving strippers. Foul language is common throughout the film.
Much like a liquid medicine that has a flavor added so your first impression is pleasant then once you swallow the bitterness causes you to shiver, "The Big Short" wraps its message of utter contempt for the banking industry and those who oversee it in a humorous package. There are some decent laugh-out-loud moments in the film. Once you reach the end, that shiver begins to run down your back as you realize the sins of the late 1990's and early 2000's are probably being committed again as you read this. There's a saying about learning from history otherwise we are doomed to repeat it, making "The Big Short" required viewing for anyone with a mortgage.
"The Big Short" gets four stars out of five.
Eight people are waiting out a blizzard at a store/way station called Minnie's Haberdashery in the mountains of Wyoming in the late 1800's. John "The Hangman" Ruth (Kurt Russell) is a bounty hunter who has Daisy Domergue (Jennifer Jason Leigh) manacled to his wrist. She is on her way to Red Rock to be hanged. Major Marquis Warren (Samuel L. Jackson) is also a bounty hunter with three dead outlaws strapped to the top of a stagecoach he was sharing with Ruth and Domergue. Chris Mannix (Walton Goggins) was picked up walking through the snow by that same stage coach. He claims his horse broke its leg as he was riding to Red Rock to be sworn in as sheriff but both Ruth and Warren have their doubts about his story due to his family history. Arriving at the store to wait out the storm, they find Oswoldo Mobray (Tim Roth) who identifies himself as the hangman for the territory, Joe Gage (Michael Madsen), a cowboy on his way to visit his mother for the holidays, General Sanford Smithers (Bruce Dern), a Confederate general who is on his way to visit his son's grave, and Bob (Demian Bichir), the Mexican handyman who is watching the store for the Minnie and her husband Sweet Dave while they go visit family on the other side of the mountain. Ruth is not the trusting type and suspects one or more of the people at the store are working with Daisy to kill him and set her free. Despite his reservations, Ruth enters an agreement with Warren working together to make sure Daisy meets her maker at the end of a rope.
I saw the much hyped 70mm version of Quentin Tarantino's "The Hateful Eight." The things you won't get in the regular version that will play in most theatres is an overture before the film, some alternate versions of some scenes due to the way they will look on smaller screens and an intermission. What you may miss most is the intermission as even the shorter cut is still two hours and 47 minutes. "The Hateful Eight" is filled with beautiful scenery, long tracking shots of characters crossing the one large room in which most of the action takes place and buckets of blood with chunks of flesh added for realism. It is an orgy of set and costume design as well as special effects provided by Greg Nicotero, the man behind the zombies of "The Walking Dead." And despite all the cursing and racial epithets, the script is something akin to poetry as Tarantino has structured each bit of dialog to be like a verse of a song, providing both information and entertainment. We learn a great deal about most of the characters in "The Hateful Eight" and often times we are taught in a humorous way. And, as with all Tarantino films, there are homages to the westerns of the past that shaped the director's vision in his youth and, of course, he uses a soundtrack done by Ennio Morricone, the man behind the music for Spaghetti western auteur Sergio Leone. This is probably the most "Quentin Tarantino" movie the director has ever made. Why then was I not that impressed.
Probably the biggest issue was the length. At just over three hours (overture and intermission included), "The Hateful Eight" is a film that takes its sweet time getting moving. Early on we get long views of snow-covered mountains and trees. There is a shot of a statue depicting Christ on the cross that agonizingly slowly pulls out to show us a stagecoach approaching the camera (this includes the opening credits but it still felt leaden). Later, there long dialog scenes that last an eternity. While I praised the script earlier, there are a lot of scenes that are unnecessarily long with Tarantino showing off how he can make his characters say awful things to one another, so much so that after a while it fails to have much impact.
The ending of the film I also found disappointing. After investing one-eighth of a day in watching these characters dance around each other and then endure an orgy of blood and viscera, the movie staggers to a conclusion that fails to deliver any kind of meaningful emotional payoff. It lays there like a fish out of water, the life slowly oozing from it as it gasps for a last breath. Tarantino asks a great deal from his audience in "The Hateful Eight" and he puts on, for the most part, quite a show; however, when he should have put forth his best effort, he seems to have done just barely enough to get to the closing credits. It's like being on a plane for 18 hours thinking when you land you'll be on the other side of the world but finding out you've just been circling your home airport. You've spent an awfully long time traveling but discover it really wasn't worth the trip.
"The Hateful Eight" is rated R for strong bloody violence, some graphic nudity, language and violent sexual content. It's a Tarantino film so the bloody violence is a given. I won't give specifics as not to spoil it for you but there are numerous shootings with various degrees of bloodiness and goriness. Some limbs get separated from bodies at times as well as one head. One character is punched numerous times producing a great deal of blood. There is a scene showing a naked man walking through snow and there is full frontal nudity. A sex act is shown and graphically described. Foul language is common.
Tarantino has been interviewed numerous times in the run-up to the release of "The Hateful Eight" and has described in glowing terms how much better film is than digital photography. In the past, Tarantino has called digital projection "TV in public." Having seen this film in 70mm widescreen, I would point out to the director I could see the graininess of the film. The print I saw already had nicks and scratches in it during what was only its fifth screening. Using a lens that hasn't been on a camera since Charlton Heston's "Ben Hur" was filmed is great for nostalgia but doesn't really do anything to advance the art of filmmaking.
Tarantino loves old movies so much he bought a theatre in Los Angeles, CA and programs only the films he thinks should be seen and remembered. That's great if you're a rich director and need a hobby. As a moviegoer, I want directors to push the envelope and use all the tools science and industry gives them to create images and stories I've never seen before. While "The Hateful Eight" is a beautifully shot and impeccably designed movie, it lacks an emotional connection that Tarantino should be a master at creating by now. His desire to show just how good of a moviemaker he is has gotten in the way of connecting his story to his audience. It was nice to look at but I didn't want to live there.
"The Hateful Eight" gets three stars out of five.
No new movies are opening this week so it will be two weeks when I review my next film and that is the horror movie, "The Forest."
December 28, 2015 stanthemovieman	Brad Pitt, Bruce Dern, Christian Bale, Demian Bichir, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Kurt Russell, Michael Madsen, Movie review, Ryan Gosling, Samuel L. Jackson, Steve Carell, The Big Short, The Hateful Eight, Tim Roth, Walton Goggins	Leave a comment
Review of "Avengers: Age of Ultron"
While raiding a HYDRA base in the small eastern European country of Sokovia to retrieve Loki's mind control scepter, the Avengers, Tony Stark (Robert Downey, Jr.), Steve Rodgers (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner), Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) and Dr. Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo) in the form of the Hulk, encounter the Maximoff twins Pietro (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Wanda (Elizabeth Olsen). He possesses super speed while see can manipulate minds and emit energy pulses. Their powers have been enhanced due to HYDRA experimentation that has killed all other test subjects. The raid is ultimately successful and the scepter is recovered but Wanda plants the nightmarish image of all the Avengers dead in the mind of Stark. This leads him to restart a program to create, in his words, a suit of armor around the world. The Ultron program was stalled due to software issues but Tony believes he and Banner can use the mind-control stone in the scepter to rewrite the program and create an automated defense system. Tony's helpful computer program J.A.R.V.I.S. (voiced by Paul Bettany) continues working on various configurations of the program and it comes to life. Confused, J.A.R.V.I.S. tries to aid Ultron (voiced by James Spader) in understanding his existence. Ultron quickly overwhelms J.A.R.V.I.S. and takes control of Tony's robotics lab, creating a rudimentary body for himself. Ultron has misinterpreted Tony's intensions and decides the only way to protect the Earth is to destroy all human life. During a celebration party in the Avenger's tower, Ultron makes his presence known and attacks the team but they are able to defeat him; however, the program of Ultron escapes into the Internet and finds facilities to create more versions of himself. Ultron also approaches the Maximoff twins about helping him destroy the Avengers. The pair has a particular hatred for Tony as their parents were killed by weapons from Stark Industries. They agree to help and the three, along with several robots, head to the African nation of Wakanda to meet with arms dealer Ulysses Klaue (Andy Serkis) who possesses a huge amount of the super strong metal vibranium. The Avengers show up as well and a major battle ensues. Wanda is able to place spells on nearly all the Avengers and each is shown devastating images of either their past or their greatest fears. Banner is transformed into an out of control Hulk causing him and Tony, in his Hulk-Buster armor, to battle and nearly destroy a Wakandan city. The world is turning against them due to all the property damage they cause, the team is in shambles and questioning if they can still be an effective fighting force and if they can defeat Ultron.
If you see "Avengers: Age of Ultron," strap in and leave the large soft drink at the concessions stand as you are in for a 140 minute rollercoaster of action and special effects. You may also want to bring ear plugs as the film is quite loud with all the metal clanking and various things exploding nearly all the time. It is a visual spectacle that works well within the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU); however, if you are looking for meaning on a deeper level you may be disappointed.
The early trailers made it appear "Avengers: Age of Ultron" would be a dark and serious affair. That worry is unfounded as the trademark banter between the characters is fully on display even in more serious moments. Each character has a chance to lighten the mood with the interplay between Stark and Rodgers delivering the most lighthearted moments. Thor, Natasha, Barton and Banner also get opportunities to make the audience smile and chuckle. Even the newly added Maximoff twins get a chance to throw off a quip. It can't be considered a full-on comedy but the film is much less dour than first looks suggested.
The quality of acting is about what you expect in any Marvel film but having Spader provide the voice of Ultron raises the quality of the villain's performance. James Spader gives Ultron a level of gravitas that might have been missing from another actor. Ultron's commanding baritone voice ringing with condescension, his ease in dancing verbal rings around Stark and the others and the cold calculation of his ultimate plan puts him head and shoulders above most other Marvel villains. Plus, the robot Ultron is literally twice as tall as anyone on screen. That physical dominance of the frame only adds to Spader's voice acting.
The acting of Scarlett Johansson and Mark Ruffalo is put to the test in the film's biggest flaw: The will-they-won't-they romance of Natasha and Banner. While an unknown length of time has passed since "The Avengers," the notion of these two becoming a couple seems a bit out of left field. Perhaps this is writer/director Joss Whedon's attempt to humanize these bigger than life characters. Since we know very little of their lives outside of teaming up to fight a world-threatening evil, this might have been an effort to bring these demigods down to our level. Quite frankly, it feels a bit tacked on. Banner and Natasha are probably the two most dangerous members of the team. She has been trained practically since birth to be an assassin and he fears he will hurt innocent people when he transforms into an out of control rage giant. The two of them together strike me as a disaster waiting to happen. It also doesn't help that she was flirting with Rodgers in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier" and in the comics has been romantically connected to him and Barton. Of course, I don't understand how anyone could turn down the affections of Natasha who is probably the sexiest woman in any of their lives, but that's just me. While the romance sections of the movie pay off by the film's end, they tend to bring the story's momentum to a halt. They probably could have been incorporated in a different way to fit better within the narrative.
Then there's the problem with all the Marvel movies and superhero films in general: The concept of meaningful stakes for the characters. So far, nearly every MCU film has followed a predictable pattern of a worldwide threat bringing out the hero or heroes, that threat nearly defeating the hero then with one final effort the hero wins. Marvel has a slate of films mapped out over the next decade that involves these characters. Since we know they will be around in 2018 for whatever sequel, where is the danger to the protagonist? It simply isn't there. We know Iron Man, Captain America and the rest will live to fight another day since they have a contract calling for them to appear in however many more movies. The only mystery is how the villain will be defeated and that's not nearly as satisfying as truly being in doubt as to if the hero will survive the final attack. This formula make get a shakeup in coming films as both Robert Downey, Jr. and Chris Evans are nearing the end of their contracts. Also, the next Captain America film is based on the comic book storyline of a battle between factions within the superhero community where not everyone survives. The fiscal realities of increasing star salaries and actors desire to work on different projects may be what puts some real threat into the evil plans of the villains.
"Avengers: Age of Ultron" is rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action, violence and destruction, and some suggestive comments. There are fights throughout the film between robots and Avengers, Avengers and Avengers and Avengers and others who are not robots or Avengers. It is all fairly mild as film violence goes. There is very little blood and no gore unless you count the robot guts that are displayed when one is destroyed. During the Hulk vs. Hulkbuster fight, a building under construction is demolished, some people in an elevator are nearly killed and the Hulkbuster suit has a piston-action fist that repeatedly punches the Hulk in the face. All the suggestive comments are between Natasha and Banner except for one ancient reference by Stark during the scene where each Avenger tries to pick up Thor's hammer. Foul language is widely scattered, very mild and used as the set up for a running joke.
The weirdness of business agreements between companies is on full display in the film. In the comics, the Maximoff twins are the children of main X-Men villain Magneto; however, since Marvel sold the movie rights for the X-Men and the use of the term mutant to Fox, their heritage could not be mentioned. You might wonder how the characters could be used at all. It comes down to the fact that the pair has been in both the X-Men and the Avengers so the lawyers decided both companies could use the characters. Clear as mud, right? Then, here comes Spider-Man who had been the cinematic property of Sony but can now appear in both Marvel and Sony movies. It is enough to make one's head spin; but if the complicated storylines of superhero movies don't induce vertigo then legal issues between movie companies should be a piece of cake. What does this have to do with whether "Avengers: Age of Ultron" is worth your time and money? Nothing, I just thought it was interesting. Since most Marvel movies are critic proof, it really doesn't matter what I think. I will offer this one bit of advice: Don't pay for the 3D. There is a few times it makes items on screen really pop out but most of the time it is hardly noticeable. See the standard version and enjoy the ride with Earth's Mightiest Heroes. It isn't art but it's fun.
"Avengers: Age of Ultron" gets five stars.
Just a couple of new films this week and both are comedies. Maybe I'll review one of them or maybe it'll be another film. Stay tuned.
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Hot Pursuit–
May 4, 2015 stanthemovieman	Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Avengers Age of Ultron, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Elizabeth Olsen, James Spader, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, Movie review, Paul Bettany, Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson	Leave a comment


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The true story of Captain Richard Phillips and the 2009 hijacking by Somali pirates of the US-flagged MV Maersk Alabama, the first American cargo ship to be hijacked in two hundred years.
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Keyword: ship, hijacking, somalia, fisherman, poverty, pirate, terrorism, commando, hijack, cargo ship, ship hijacking, somali
Cast: Tom Hanks, Catherine Keener, Barkhad Abdi, Barkhad Abdirahman, Faysal Ahmed, Mahat M. Ali
Adventurous filmmaker, Carl Denham, sets out to produce a motion picture unlike anything the world has seen before. Alongside his leading lady Ann...
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Captain Barbossa, long believed to be dead, has come back to life and is headed to the edge of the Earth with Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann. But...
My Own Private Idaho
In this loose adaptation of Shakespeare's "Henry IV," Mike Waters is a gay hustler afflicted with narcolepsy. Scott Favor is the rebellious son of a...
A packed cruise ship traveling the Atlantic is hit and overturned by a massive wave, compelling the passengers to begin a dramatic fight for their...
When their ocean liner capsizes, a group of passengers struggle to survive and escape.
Rose, a desperate mother takes her adopted daughter, Sharon, to the town of Silent Hill in an attempt to cure her of her ailment. After a violent car...
Love in the Time of Cholera
In Colombia just after the Great War, an old man falls from a ladder; dying, he professes great love for his wife. After the funeral, a man calls on...
Called in to recover evidence in the aftermath of a horrific explosion on a New Orleans ferry, Federal agent Doug Carlin gets pulled away from the...
Scouring the ocean depths for treasure-laden shipwrecks is business as usual for a thrill-seeking underwater adventurer and his wisecracking buddy....
A disease carried by common cockroaches is killing Manhattan children. In an effort to stop the epidemic an entomologist, Susan Tyler, creates a...
A small time thief from Belfast, Gerry Conlon, is falsely implicated in the IRA bombing of a pub that kills several people while he is in London. He...
A team of space marines known as the Rapid Response Tactical Squad, led by Sarge, is sent to a science facility on Mars after somebody reports a...
When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to...
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Jake, full of anger after his father's death, is just starting to find a place for himself at his new Orlando high school - until Ryan, head of an...
The Rage: Carrie 2
After the suicide of her only friend, Rachel has never felt more on the outside. The one person who reached out to her, Jessie, also happens to be...
Airport '77
Flight 23 has crashed in the Bermuda Triangle after a hijacking gone wrong. Now the surviving passengers must brave panic, slow leaks, oxygen...
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
New York detective John McClane is back and kicking bad-guy butt in the third installment of this action-packed series, which finds him teaming with...

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This spring at Chill Zone we were fortunate to work with some amazing community partners. Christine came from ArtHouse. Christine work with some of our older Chill kids to learn the art of Improv. The kids had to really stretch themselves and go our on a limb not knowing what they would be doing next. A real character building experience.
We also had a visit from Laura Bronson from Keep it Real, she taught us graffiti art and left us with the message that there is one you and your need to be true to yourself… don't follow the crowd!
We want to thank Tansley United Church for their unwavering support of this initiative and all the volunteers that made this program successful.


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The New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings gave the world a Christmas Eve thriller — a game that ended on the final play with the longest of kicks.
And almost as soon as Greg Joseph's 61-yard field goal sailed through the uprights and gave the Vikings a 27-24 win, the Giants seemed to know they would all meet again.
Now here they are, the second-seeded Vikings (13-4) facing the sixth-seeded Giants (9-7-1) in a wild-card playoff game at U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis on Sunday afternoon. It's the rematch the Giants wanted of a game they think they should have won against a team many think is a vulnerable high seed.
For a deeper dive into the rematch, here's a conversation between FOX Sports NFC North writer Carmen Vitali and NFC East writer Ralph Vacchiano, as they look back on Round I and look forward to Round II of this matchup:
RALPH VACCHIANO: Carmen, I have to be honest: I'm not sure the Giants should feel overly confident about facing anyone in the NFL playoffs. They have played over their heads all year long. I mean, it's been impressive to see, and they're so well-coached. But their talent level just isn't there to match any of these teams.
Ask any of their fans, though, and for weeks they would've said "We want the Vikings." I think the Giants wanted them, too. They think they should've beaten them. The Vikings may be 13-4, but everyone thinks they're ripe for an early upset.
So my question for you is this: Are they?
CARMEN VITALI: Look, I understand the Vikings are hard to trust. This is a team that has historically crumbled in key moments captained by a quarterback known for the same. They finished 2022 with a negative point differential, becoming the first team ever to get to 13 wins under such circumstances, and their four losses were all, predictably, brutal. They got blown out by the Dallas Cowboys by historic proportions, as I'm sure you recall Ralph, and needed to complete the largest comeback in NFL history to beat a Jeff-Saturday-led Colts team in overtime.
Still, they went 5-3 against teams that finished 2022 with a winning record and 3-2 against playoff teams. Yes, the last time around against the Giants was another one of those close calls, but like the game against Indianapolis: they pulled it out. They've found ways to do that all season. They forced overtime and ended up with a win over the Buffalo Bills because of a fumbled last-second kneel down at the goal line. They have absolutely no fear of being behind in a game, and that can be dangerous.
If firing on all cylinders, they also have one of the most potent offenses in the league thanks to Justin Jefferson and his league-leading receiving yards total. The support of new head coach Kevin O'Connell has also paved the way for a career resurgence for Cousins in which he passed for the second-highest total of his career. Not to mention, the Vikings have one of the best left tackles in the league in Christian Darrisaw and can fall back on a run game led by Dalvin Cook.
Their weaknesses lie on the other side of the ball, where they've taken up residence in the run-defense basement. That happens to be a strength of the Giants, no?
So Ralph, what matchup do you think will be the biggest determining factor in the outcome of this game? I've already hinted at mine.
VACCHIANO: That matchup against the Colts is the one that makes me think people are right about the Vikings being vulnerable, by the way. I know they won, but … what a disaster!
Anyway, yes, the Giants are a very strong running team. Saquon Barkley had a bit of a drop-off toward the end of the season — his last 100-yard game was Nov. 13 and he dealt with a shoulder injury the last month or so. But he still finished with a career-high 1,312 yards. And Daniel Jones turned out to be one of the best running quarterbacks in football, with 708 yards of his own.
Which makes the way they attacked the Vikings in that last game … weird. Well, maybe not weird, considering the Vikings have the second-worst passing defense in football. But still weird for them. They had 45 pass plays and just 21 running plays. They came out firing, with what I think is the worst receiving corps in football, and Daniel Jones somehow threw for 334 yards.
I think they're going to try that again, in the hopes that it opens up the running game late. So my key factor might be the Vikings' pass rush. Danielle Hunter was a force in that first game. The Giants' offense line is spotty at best. If the Vikings can pressure Jones and knock him off his game, the Giants won't be able to duplicate what they did last time.
What's your key matchup? And also, is the Vikings defense as bad as the numbers say it is?
VITALI: I'm going to have to wholeheartedly agree with Barkley against the Vikings run defense. They're allowing 123.1 rushing yards per game, ranking 20th, and 4.52 rushing yards per play, which ranks 22nd. Barkley had an even six yards per carry against them in the last go-around, which figures to repeat this time. Barkley also punched it into the end zone, which also figures, given that the Vikings rank 19th in goal-to-go defense and 21st in red zone defense.
In short, you don't get to a negative point differential without a pretty generous (to opponents) defense. In totality, Minnesota is allowing 388.7 yards per game to opponents, which is the second most in the league. But the one saving grace of this unit is the takeaways. They seem to come up with them when they matter most and are tied for eighth-most in the league, registering 25 in the regular season. Essentially, the defense is the reason they're in so many one-score games but is also the reason they win so many one-score games? Again, this team is just confusing and no one has really been able to fully encapsulate who they are or what to expect from them.
You mentioned the Giants were so well-coached, which is perhaps the reason they're in the postseason at all. What is it that Brian Daboll has brought to the team in his first year that has had the biggest impact on the team's success, would you say?
VACCHIANO: This is vague and simplistic, but he's just a good coach. They really haven't had that since Tom Coughlin left. I mean, they like him and they believe in him too, which is nice (though that always comes from winning). But mostly, he took a look at what he had on his depleted roster and seemed to say "How can I make this work?"
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That's important. He didn't force a system. He took advantage of what he had — a mobile quarterback and a powerful running back. He got them to play largely mistake-free football and didn't take many chances, because they're not good enough to rally when those chances don't work out. Even on defense, defensive coordinator Wink Martindale saw he didn't have enough talent, so he went blitz-crazy. He decided to cause chaos with what he had.
That's what I think good coaches do. They maximize their talent. They bend their schemes to what their players can do. And he got this Giants team believing that if they could drag opponents into the fourth quarter, all they needed to do was get one break and they would win.
From afar, it looks like Kevin O'Connell's had a similar effect on the Vikings. Is that right?
VITALI: He's galvanized the team and empowered Cousins in a way Cousins hasn't been by past coaches. On Thanksgiving, Cousins got downright emotional at the podium talking about how supported he feels from the top down. That's the culture O'Connell has built. His offensive system isn't anything new for Cousins. He belongs to that Shanahan/McVay tree. But his constant adjustment and evaluation as the season has gone on has allowed him to put his own stamp on the copycat system.
O'Connell isn't without his hiccups, either. He is a first-time head coach, after all. And it shows sometimes in questionable playcalls and clock management decisions. But the belief he has in his team is returned to him so that even when he does make a mistake, he is lifted up by his staff and players rather than buried. It's a heartwarming story, really.
But enough of that sunshine and rainbows. Only one team is going to be happy Sunday evening. Who is it gonna be?
VACCHIANO: I'm all about sunshine and rainbows! I spent the last six years covering the Giants and Jets and watching them go 60-134 combined! The more sunshine and rainbows the better!
Ah, who am I kidding? I'd like to be sunny and rainbow-y about the Giants, but they're just not that good. I watch them and I don't understand how they keep pulling out games with the talent they have. I know what they did in Minnesota on Christmas Eve. It was remarkable. And they blew it. They had like five chances to put the game away and they blew it. They should have won.
But I think this time they're expecting to win, and they're going to get a rude awakening. The Vikings are too good in too many key spots. So I'll say Vikings 27, Giants 20. Close, but probably not close enough.
VITALI: For posterity's sake, it's gotta be a one-score game. I'm still not sure that I fully trust the Vikings in these moments but they have the benefit of being at home in one of my favorite environments in the NFL and put bluntly, severely outmatch the Giants' talent. I also think Minnesota pulls it out once again, 29-27. Sure. Why not?
Ralph Vacchiano is the NFC East reporter for FOX Sports, covering the Washington Commanders, Philadelphia Eagles and New York Giants. He spent the previous six years covering the Giants and Jets for SNY TV in New York, and before that, 16 years covering the Giants and the NFL for the New York Daily News. Follow him Twitter at @RalphVacchiano.
Carmen Vitali covers the NFC North for FOX Sports. Carmen had previous stops with The Draft Network and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. She spent six seasons with the Bucs, including 2020, which added the title of Super Bowl Champion (and boat-parade participant) to her résumé. You can follow Carmen on Twitter at @CarmieV.
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