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The 31 Days of Halloween (2018): 10/15-10/21
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October may be over for another year, but its spirit lives on as the VHS Graveyard presents the 3rd week of the 31 Days of Halloween. For this week, the lineup was split almost evenly between the old and the new, including one of the most essential seasonal horror films you could possibly find. With no further ado, let's jump right into Week Three of the 31 Days of Halloween.
The Witch in the Window (2018)
I really dug writer/director Andy Mitton's trippy, Wizard of Oz via Blair Witch debut Yellowbrickroad (2010): the film was weird, disturbing and featured one of the best sound designs I've ever experienced in a film. Suffice to say I'm much less impressed with his newest offering, The Witch in the Window.
This tale of a recently divorced father and his obnoxious thirteen-year-old son renovating a country estate where a supposed witch died (hence the title) is mostly a moody, atmospheric haunted house flick. When it's not that, however, it has a tendency to be an incredibly silly Conjuring ripoff. There were a couple of genuinely creepy moments to be found here but nothing had the impact or lasting feeling of dread that Yellowbrickroad did. Decent enough but certainly not essential.
I fully intended to see the new Halloween reboot in theaters this October, despite my general dislike of remakes. When that didn't pan out, I figured that I needed to cut out the middleman and go straight for John Carpenter's classic original: like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Night of the Living Dead, it's one of the few films that I could watch endlessly and never tire of.
40 years old this year, Halloween is just as powerful now as it was then. The film continues to be a textbook example of building suspense and fear in a cinematic mode, utilizing every tool in the bag: everything from writer/director Carpenter's chilling synth score to legendary cinematographer Dean Cundey's much-imitated camera moves help to establish one of the true cornerstones of modern cinematic horror. Suffice to say, this version of Michael, Laurie and Dr. Loomis has aged considerably well and should still be considered required viewing for horror fanatics both new and seasoned.
The Alchemist Cookbook (2016)
I really loved indie grime auteur Joel Potrykus' Buzzard (2014): I'd even go so far as to call that little marvel one of my very favorite films of all time. It's that good. The eagerly-awaited follow-up, The Alchemist Cookbook, wasn't quite as brilliant and kickass but it still had more than its fair share of ridiculous riches to appreciate.
This bare-bones, existential head-fuck involves a decidedly disturbed loner who appears to be trying to crack the secrets of the universe and procure untold riches. Or he may just be off his meds. The beauty of Potrykus' film is that it really does keep us guessing all the way to the final frame. The Alchemist Cookbook is, essentially, a one-man show and lead Ty Hickson is more than up for the task. As with all of Potrykus' films, this is definitely not for everyone but fans of the outre will find much to enjoy.
The Monster Squad
I've dearly loved Fred Dekker's Universal Monsters/Goonies mashup ever since I was a starry-eyed preteen. The dialogue is razor-sharp (Shane Black and Fred Dekker are one of the best script-writing duos of all time), the comedy works, there are plenty of epic moments and it features creature effects courtesy of the legendary Stan Winston. I've written about the film extensively, in the past, and didn't really feel that a rewatch would reveal anything new.
Turns out, however, that a rewatch did unveil another facet of the film to me: the casual homophobia and misogyny that were endemic to so many '80s comedies and action films are definitely present here and just as grating. The Monster Squad certainly isn't a worse offender than something like Porky's or Animal House but the constant slurs and horn-dog ogling definitely doesn't play well in 2018. The film is never mean-spirited, mind you, but it's not particularly enlightened, either.
Grabbers (2012)
If you want a truly terrific log-line, look no further than Irish horror-comedy Grabbers: when a small fishing village is invaded of blood-thirsty, tentacled monstrosities, the townsfolk discover that the only way to survive the alcohol-allergic aliens is to stay constantly drunk. Someone's gotta stay sober enough to repel the invasion, however, and that particular task falls to the town drunk…who also happens to be the local law enforcement. Heads will roll, tentacles will fly and pints will be quaffed, not necessarily in that order.
Horror-comedy is never an easy hybrid to pull off but Grabbers definitely falls on the successful side of the scale. Jon Wright's direction is rock-solid, Kevin Lehane's script is genuinely funny and the village setting is fantastically fresh. If anything, the production comes across as a younger sibling to Edgar Wright's films, particularly something like The World's End (which, ironically, came after). Special mention must be given to the amazing Richard Coyle (Jeff on the UK TV show Coupling and, more recently, Father Faustus Blackwood on the new Chilling Adventures of Sabrina): his portrayal of boozy garda Ciaran O'Shea is equally as iconic as the best horror heroes, propelled by his peerless comic timing. One of the very best modern-day sleepers.
Mom and Dad (2018)
Top-lined by my second favorite Nic Cage performance of the year, writer/director Brian Taylor's Mom and Dad is both genuinely odd and absolutely fascinating. The plot, delivered with no shortage of manic energy, is rather ingenious: something has caused parents to spontaneously decide to murder their children (of all ages), a compulsion that extends to the titular duo of Selma Blair and Nicolas Cage. The film basically plays out like a pitch-black, lethal version of Home Alone, albeit one where parents sub for the "Wet Bandits."
I've never been a big fan of Taylor's Crank films but have no problem admitting that I thoroughly enjoyed Mom and Dad. The cast is great (Blair and Cage, in particular), the sense of humor is spot-on and the violence is both bracing and thrilling. There's no denying that the film is in poor taste but it's also got enough subtext to support the taboo subject material. And really: are you going to pass up the opportunity to watch Nic Cage wreak havoc with a sledgehammer while shouting "The Hokey Pokey"? I think not.
The Cleanse (2018)
Writer/director Bobby Miller's feature debut, The Cleanse (aka The Master Cleanse), is probably one of the least "horror" films I screened this October, despite the subject matter. This tale of a sad sack (Johnny Galecki) and his soulmate (Anna Friel) exorcising their inner demons at a wilderness cleanse is really more in the Yorgos Lanthimos mode (particularly The Lobster) than it is a fright flick but probably includes enough base elements to let it slide.
Despite a strong cast (which also includes Anjelica Huston, Oliver Platt and Kevin J. O'Connor) and some pretty good production values, the film ends up feeling both rushed and unfinished. The ending, in particular, seems abrupt, leading to a 9-minute final credit crawl that feels like the worst kind of padding. There are plenty of good ideas here and the acting is strong enough, by itself, to warrant a look. By and large, though, I'm more curious to see what Miller comes up with next.
Thus concludes Week Three of our little program. Stay tuned for Week Four and, as always, your patronage and patience is greatly appreciated!
8/16/15 (Part One): A Little Stake, A Lotta Whine
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On paper, multi-hypenate filmmaker (he writes, directs, produces, edits and stars) Onur Tukel's Summer of Blood (2014) seems like a pretty winning idea: take the neurotic, relationship-based comedies of Woody Allen but insert a vampire protagonist. Et voila: instant horror-comedy goodness! There's obviously a rich vein to be mined here: imagine one of Allen's schlubby, lovable losers trying to navigate the choppy waters of not only a terrifying dating scene but also their newly acquired vampirism. If you think about it, the comedy almost writes itself.
In practice, however, Tukel's Summer of Blood is actually quite a pain in the ass (or neck, if you prefer the punny version). This has less to do with the oftentimes awkward, amateurish performances from some of the cast than it does with the film's one towering problem: not only is Tukel's Erik a thoroughly obnoxious, odious jerk, he's also a massively unlikable, irritating protagonist. As portrayed by S.O.B.'s resident auteur, Erik is a tone-deaf, ridiculously self-obsessed hipster nitwit, a constantly schticking human hemorrhoid who's never funny, sympathetic or, for the most part, remotely interesting. While the film that surrounds him has its own issues, Tukel's Erik is the super-massive black hole at the center that sucks the good stuff right into oblivion.
We first meet our hapless "hero" as he and long-suffering girlfriend, Jody (Anna Margaret Hollyman, much better than the film requires), are having one of their customarily awkward dinners at their favorite outdoor restaurant. Jody proposes to her schlubby, commitment-phobic beau only to be summarily rejected: not only is it "cliche" to propose at a restaurant, it's too "post-feminist" for the woman to propose. Since this little routine has been going on for some time, Jody finally gets fed up and ends up leaving with an old friend, Jason (Jason Selvig). On their way out, Jason offers some pretty valuable advice: "Shave, button up your shirt and get a fucking job." Well played, Jason…well played.
Turns out that Jason does have a job, although he applies himself as little as humanly possible. He works in an office of some kind where his one and only friend, Jamie (Alex Karpovsky, who's always a breath of fresh air) tries to keep him on the right side of the boss, Carl (Max Heller). For the most part, Erik just uses his time in the office to hit on comely co-worker, Penelope (Dakota Goldhor, turning in a truly baffling performance). When she spurns his advances due to his age and "not being her type," Erik swipes a photo from her desk and proceeds to jack off in the bathroom. If you thought romance was dead, you'd better think again, pardner.
After Jody breaks up with him, Erik goes on a trio of awkward, mostly unsuccessful blind dates (all at the same restaurant, natch), two of which end with him getting summarily rejected after saying some truly stupid things. He does manages to seal the deal with one young lady, however, although the thoroughly unspectacular sex (in the most bored way possible, she keeps imploring Erik to go "deeper," "harder" and "faster," none of which he's capable of doing). She only does "great sex," however, so our hero gets the heave-ho here, as well.
While wandering the streets of his hip, New York neighborhood (Bushwick, natch) one night, Erik happens to bump into the mysterious, debonair Gavin (Dustin Guy Defa). After another awkward, schtick-filled encounter, Gavin bites Erik on the neck, turning him into a child of the night. Rather than be overly concerned, however, Erik is actually kinda over-joyed: he feels great, he's more confident, can hypnotize his stereotypical Jewish landlord into letting him stay for free and, most importantly, can now fuck like some kind of Roman god. Using his new "powers," Erik returns to each of his previous "strike-outs" and proceeds to knock their socks off…and turn them into vampires, of course.
As Erik adjusts to his new lifestyle, a lifestyle that includes vampire threesomes, feasting on stoners in the park and being an even bigger jerk at work, he finds himself constantly nagged by one little issue: turns out he really, really misses Jody. In fact, he might actually be in love with her, after all. With only Jason standing between him and presumed happiness, Erik must use all of his vamp skills to try to win Jody back. Can a vampire ever find true love? Only in New York, baby…only in New York.
For the most part, Summer of Blood is a pretty typical, low-budget horror comedy: the film looks okay (the frequent blood-letting is well-done), the camera-work is decent (cinematographer Jason Banker is actually the writer/director behind Toad Road (2012), one of the very best, most ingenious films I've seen in the last several years, although his work on S.O.B. certainly isn't revelatory) and the actual storyline is kind of intriguing. The acting ranges from pretty good (Hollyman and Karpovsky are definitely the best of this bunch) to much less impressive (Goldhor brings such a weird energy to Penelope that I could never figure out if she was disgusted by Erik's frequent advances or actually flirting with him and the two hipsters that Erik runs into are the very definition of non-actors), with most performances falling in the "decent" spectrum.
As mentioned earlier, the single biggest, critical issue with Summer of Blood ends up being our protagonist, Erik: to put it bluntly, any scene he's in is a chore to sit through, which becomes a bit of an issue when he's in every single scene. Erik is never anything more than an intolerable shitheels, a whining, obnoxious jerk who's endless self-awareness and constant schtick gets old by the three-minute mark and then just keeps going and going, like some kind of Hell-spawned Energizer Bunny.
In any given scene, at any given moment, Tukel's verbal diarrhea is so overwhelming that it's impossible to ever focus on the content of any particular scene or moment. He finds a guy dying in the street from a slashed throat, he does a stand-up routine. He runs into a couple of hipsters, he riffs on how he looks like Jerry Garcia. He has an orgy with his three vampire ladies, we get schtick about how he's not a misogynist because he genuinely likes having sex with multiple women at the same time. To make it classier, however, he lets one of the vamps read from Ginsberg's "Howl."
The entire film becomes one massive, never-ending bit of (largely unfunny) schtick, some of it so moldy that it's practically vaudevillian. It's pretty obvious that Tukel modeled the film after Woody Allen's oeuvre and, as stated earlier, there's nothing wrong with that idea whatsoever. There's no denying that Woody can be a bit of a "schtick-up" guy, himself: he's also pretty well-known for portraying the kinds of neurotic asses that most people wouldn't willingly associate with in the real world. For all that, however, Allen is still able to make his characters at least somewhat likable: he's a schlub but he's our schlub, dammit.
The problem with Tukel's performance is that Erik begins the film as an off-putting creep and finishes that way: there's no arc, no "dark night of the soul," no sort of internal change, no notion that anything that transpires has any sort of effect on him whatsoever. Oh, sure, he talks about how he's a "changed" man at the end but the revelation is immediately given the raspberry by the film's ridiculously flippant final moment. I'm not sure if Tukel actually meant Erik to come across as a lovably shaggy rogue or if he actually meant to portray him as a hatefully obnoxious dickhead: whatever the intent, the end result is a character that wears out his welcome in three minutes and then sticks around for another 83. Talk about the guest from hell!
The real disappointment with Summer of Blood is that the film isn't devoid of good ideas. In fact, the ultimate observation about vampirism and commitment issues (Erik doesn't want to turn Jody into a vampire because then he'd be "stuck" with her for all of eternity, rather than just her lifetime) is a really sharp one and could have been spun into something much more thought-provoking, even within the context of a silly sex comedy. There are moments during the film, such as the great scene where a dejected Erik tries to "comfort" strangers on the subway, that are genuinely funny: the key here, for the most part, is that they're the ones where Tukel gives his motormouth a rest and just lets his filmmaking do the talking.
I didn't hate Summer of Blood, although I won't lie and say that I particularly liked it, either: I've seen plenty of worst films, both micro and mega-budget. For the most part, the constant, unfunny schtick just wore me down, like being trapped with an incredibly tedious observational comic in a stuck elevator. I still think that the idea of mashing together Woody Allenesque comedy and vampires is a good one, even if Summer of Blood makes it seem as natural as mixing oil and water. No need to wear your garlic necklaces for this one, folks: Onur Tukel's Summer of Blood is all schtick, no bite.
7/5/15 (Part One): Home is Where the Haunt Is
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Ah, suburbia: endless rows of identical houses, with identical lawns, with identical Suburbans parked in identical carports, tended to by identical suburbanites as they go about their virtually identical lives. For many people, suburbia is the very picture of success: after all, what really says "You've made it" more than your own house, family, steady job and reliable source of transportation? For the outsider, misanthrope and loner, however, the very concept of suburbia can be a kind of hell on earth: the place where all dreams go to become pureed into easily digestible slop. As the Descendents so aptly put it: "I want to be stereotyped…I want to be classified…I want to be a clone…I want a suburban home."
For filmmakers, the concept of the dark underbelly of suburbia is nothing new: after all, films like The Stepford Wives (1975), The Amityville Horror (1979), Neighbors (1981), Parents (1989), The 'Burbs (1989), American Beauty (1999) and Donnie Darko (2001) have been equating cookie-cutter neighborhoods with existential dread for decades now. To this storied tradition we can now add writer-director Richard Bates Jr's Suburban Gothic (2014): proving that there's nothing wrong with ambition, Bates Jr takes the aforementioned suburban angst films and throws in elements of "I see ghosts" films, ala The Frighteners (1996) and Odd Thomas (2013), as well as "grown children moving back home" films, such as the instantly classic Housebound (2014) and the less successful Under the Bed (2012). If Suburban Gothic never comes close to reaching the heady heights of Housebound, there's still enough silly, funny and outrageous material here to give genre fans a grin from ear to ear. Plus, it's got Ray Wise: any film with Ray Wise is, of course, automatically better than any film without him…that's just basic math, amigo.
Poor Raymond (Criminal Minds' Matthew Gray Gubler) is in a bit of a pickle, the same conundrum that might befall many twenty-to-thirty-somethings: he's over-educated and under-employed. Despite having his MBA, Raymond must swallow the bitterest pill of all and move back in with his over-protective, smothering mother, Eve (Barbara Niven), and obnoxious, disapproving and casually racist father, Donald (Ray Wise, swinging for the rafters), an event which is sure to put a crimp in any attempt he can make to take control of his life.
You see, Raymond is a bit of a mess: bullied as a child about his weight and "gifted" with the ability to see ghosts, he escaped his one horse town as soon as he could, hoping to put as much distance between him and the past as possible. Given to wearing outrageously showy clothes (his bright, purple scarf is a definite highlight), Raymond couldn't be more out-of-place in his old hometown, especially once he ends up back in the sights of former bully Pope (Ronnie Gene Blevins) and his small crew of miscreants. Everyone in town is glad to see that Raymond failed at life, since it (somehow) validates their own humble existences. Everyone, that is, except for Raymond's former classmate, Becca (2 Broke Girls' Kat Dennings), who now tends bar at the local watering hole. To her, Raymond was always the only interesting person in town and she's mighty glad to have him back, even if she has a snarky way of showing it.
Just in time for his homecoming, however, some truly weird shit has started to happen, seemingly centered around the makeshift childs' coffin that Donald's gardeners have just dug up in the yard. Before he knows what's going on, Raymond is experiencing the same ghostly visions that he used to have, this time involving a sinister little girl. As the occurrences become more pronounced, Raymond and Becca are convinced that a wayward spirit is in need of a peaceful journey into the light, while Donald and Eve are convinced that their son is losing his ever-lovin' mind. As Raymond and Becca dig deeper into the history of the house, however, they begin to realize that the spirit in question might not be that of a little lost girl: it might just be something a bit more on the "extreme evil" side of things. Will Raymond and Becca be able to set it all to rights or will this humdrum slice of suburban life end up destroying them all?
My anticipation level for Suburban Gothic was pretty high, right out of the gate, for one very important reason: I pretty much adored writer-director Bates Jr's debut, the outrageous Excision (2012), a slice of high school life that managed to combine Grand Guignol gore with fanciful dream sequences and arrived at a wholly unique, if often repugnant, place that wasn't so far removed from what the Soska Sisters did with their stunning American Mary (2012). Excision was the kind of debut that puts a filmmaker firmly on my radar, which leads us directly to the sophomore film, Suburban Gothic. If his newest possessed a tenth of the gonzo energy of his first, this seemed like a pretty sure-fire no-brainer.
In reality, Suburban Gothic is a good full-step (certainly at least a half-step) down from Bates Jr's debut, although it's still a thoroughly enjoyable romp on its own terms. The big difference ends up being tonal: unlike Excision, which buried its blackly comic sensibilities under a lot of very unpleasant material, Suburban Gothic is a much sillier, goofier affair. Nowhere is this made more explicit than the impossibly silly scene where Raymond watches his toenails rise and fall to the tune of the old chestnut "Let Me Call You Sweetheart." Shoddy CGI aside, the scene has the feel of something truly slapstick and goofy, perhaps closer to The 'Burbs than anything in Bates Jr's debut.
This "silly" elements end up seeping into almost every aspect of the film: John Waters shows up as the blow job-obsessed head of the local historical society, the medium's daughter is named Zelda (et tu, Poltergeist (1982)?), Raymond and Becca dress up in the most ridiculous ghost costumes ever (think Charles Schultz), anonymous hands grab Raymond from every-which direction and there's more mugging going on than a thug convention. In one of the film's most notable bits, Raymond masturbates while checking out his favorite site, "Latina Booty," as an overhead light slowly fills with "ghostly" semen: at the "appropriate" moment, the light shatters, showering poor Raymond in about fifty gallons of spooky spunk. Disgusting? You bet yer bottom dollar! Terrifying? Not quite.
The aforementioned example, however, is also a good example of Suburban Gothic's ace-up-the-sleeve, as it were: for all of the film's silliness and scatological humor (along with the jizz, we get a lovingly filmed vomiting scene and a nice, long shot of a turd in a toilet), there's also genuine intelligence and love for the genre. The light gag might be an easy-shot gross-out joke but it's always a subtle, kind of brilliant nod to Sam Raimi's original Evil Dead (1981). There's also a not-so subtle reference to del Toro's Pan's Labyrinth (2006), lots of visual ques for The Amityville Horror and Poltergeist and plenty of cameos by genre royalty (the legendary Jeffrey Combs gets to play a bugshit-crazy doctor (natch), while the Soska Sisters pop up in a crowd scene).
While the actual plot is nothing revolutionary, Suburban Gothic is such a good-natured, eager-to-please popcorn flick that it's never painful to watch: the CGI is fairly well-integrated (save that rather dreadful toenail bit) and if the color-timing on the cinematography seems constantly off (the film has an odd red cast that's pretty noticeable), cinematographer Lucas Lee Graham (who also shot the much more striking Excision) serves up plenty of nicely composed, evocative images.
On the acting side, Gubler is pitch-perfect as the sarcastic, quietly suffering schlub who must swallow his distaste for everything in order to save his (decidedly undeserving) childhood home. Gubler has a rare ability to mix wiseacre dialogue delivery with Stoogian physical comedy, an ability which serves him well here: one of the film's easy highlights is the hilarious scene where Raymond accidentally drops an ice cream cake, over and over, until he finally stamps on the damn thing in an abject display of childish tantrums writ large.
While Dennings takes a little longer to get revved up (her early scenes have a rather distracting "I don't give a shit" quality that's off-putting), she fully comes into her own by the film's final reel and her and Gubler make for a believable enough couple. Although she's never as consistent as Gubler, Dennings shows enough steel, here, to make me interested in her next move: here's to hoping she spends a little more time in the horror genre…we could use a few fresh faces!
While Niven is fun as Raymond's mom, Wise really gets to run roughshod over the proceedings: whether he's proclaiming that all of his Latin American workmen are "Mexicans," telling his son to "take a knee" as he rolls up to him in a squeaky office chair or apologizing to his black football players for his lack of "grape pop," Wise is an absolute blast. If anything, his performance as Donald makes a nice comparison to his role as Satan in Reaper, albeit tempered with more than a little lunk-headedness. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if there's ever a Mount Rushmore for iconic genre personalities, Wise is guaranteed to be there.
Ultimately, Suburban Gothic is a thoroughly entertaining, amusing and mildly outrageous horror-comedy: fans of this particular style will find no end of delights, I'm willing to wager, although I still found myself slightly disappointed by the time the credits rolled (the less said about the ridiculously sunny coda, the better). Perhaps I've been spoiled by standout films like Housebound and The Frighteners, a pair of horror-comedies that are pretty much the first and last word on this particular subject…perhaps I was hoping for something with a little more bite, ala Excision. Whatever the reason, I have no problem whatsoever recommending Suburban Gothic (provided, of course, that potential viewers are prepared for the often rude humor), although it's not quite the Richard Bates Jr joint that I hoped for.
I have a sneaking suspicion, however, that Bates Jr is going to become a force to reckon with in the next several years. If that doesn't blow yer toenails back, pardner…well, I don't know what will.
5/25/15: Zom-Beavers Wander By the Lake
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There's a point in Jordan Rubin's ridiculously fun Zombeavers (2014) where our hapless heroes need to execute one of those standard "shoring up the defenses" scenes that's as much a fixture of siege films as the actual siege itself. Working together, the group goes through all the familiar motions: moving dressers against doors, nailing boards across windows, frantically working to keep what's outside from coming inside their small, isolated cabin. Despite their best efforts, however, it seems to be a losing battle, the gist of which isn't lost on one of the exasperated survivors: "You do realize that the whole point of a beaver is it chops fucking wood, right?"
It's an astute observation but, more importantly, it's a damn good line and pretty much par for the course in a debut feature that's always more intelligent than it seems, never quite as crass as it means to be and an easy step above similarly goofy horror-comedy fare. Writer-director Rubin comes from a long background as a writer on TV comedies (most notably the crude but effective Crank Yankers and several late night shows, including Craig Kilborn and Carson Daly) and his script (co-written with Al and Jon Kaplan, who also handled the fabulous score, just as they did with the criminally under-rated Code Monkeys) is consistently smart, if constantly silly. The biggest coup? Rubin and company manage to take a fairly dumb concept (zombified beavers) and inject just enough genuine tension and action to keep the whole thing from floating away into the ether. Zombeavers may be the class cut-up but it sure as hell ain't the class dunce.
Kicking off with a fantastic gag involving a heavily disguised John Mayer and comedian Bill Burr as less than attentive truck drivers, we immediately get the nuts and bolts of the tale: a mysterious barrel falls off the truck, proceeds down a river and winds up at a beaver dam where it's inspected by a couple of cute beaver puppets. If you grew up in the '80s, you probably know what mysterious barrels that fall into rivers do and, by Jove, that's just what happens here: exit the cute, friendly little beavers…enter…the zombeavers!
Our cannon fodder, in this case, consists of a trio of sorority sisters, Mary (Rachel Melvin), Zoe (Cortney Palm) and Jenn (Lexi Atkins), who've headed into the woods for a "girls only" weekend. Jenn has just seen a photo of her boyfriend, Sam (Hutch Dano, grandson of Royal), canoodling with a strange girl (or, at least, the back of her head) and Mary and Zoe want to help take her mind off her misery. Or, to be more accurate, Mary does: for her part, Zoe is the kind of amazingly snarky, sarcastic and just plain shitty character who can either make or break a film and she's a complete blast.
While they settle in, the girls meet a local hunter, Smyth (Rex Linn), who flips the tired, old "leering redneck" cliché on its head by admonishing the young ladies' skimpy bathing suits and "weird tattoos" rather than wolf-whistling. They also find the beaver dam from the beginning, although it's now covered in neon-green "beaver piss," so they keep their distance. As the "friends" play Truth or Dare, a pounding at the door begins as a fright but culminates in that other, great slasher film cliché: the crashing of the girls' night out by their loutish boyfriends. Seems that ultra horny Zoe can't go a weekend without screwing her equally horny boyfriend, Buck (Peter Gilroy), so she secretly invited him, along with Mary's boyfriend, Tommy (Jake Weary) and good, old, cheatin' Sam.
With our crew assembled, it's only a matter of time before the zombeavers rear their vicious little heads and, before they know it, our young lovers are knee-deep in ravenous, dead-eyed little dam-builders. When the group is forced to split-up, it seems that tragedy is looming ever nearer over the horizon. As they must deal with not only the very real outside threat but their own internal struggles, a new wrinkle emerges: this is a zombie film, after all, and we all know why it's a good idea to keep those fellas at arm's length. Will our plucky heroes be able to pull together and kick beaver ass or have they just been dammed?
On paper, Zombeavers is a thoroughly ridiculous, silly concept, akin to something like Sharknado (2013) or FDR: American Badass (2012): after all, this is a film about zombified beavers…gravitas might seem slightly out-of-place, here. Thanks to a pretty great script, however (it's probably one of the most quotable newer films I've seen), Zombeavers functions as more of a high-concept parody/homage than a lunk-headed bit of SyFy fluff. While it's not in the same vaunted company as the stellar Tucker & Dale vs Evil (2010), Zombeavers is pretty equitable to Mike Mendez's fun Big Ass Spider! (2013) in that it mixes fun, dumb gags with more clever, subtle marginalia. One of my favorite bits in Zombeavers is a throwaway gag that features a teenage fisherman wearing a "#1 Dad" ball cap: it works on a number of levels but, most importantly, it's the kind of absurd detail that makes the film's world feel so much more complete than it could have, something akin to the immersive worlds of Troma films.
Rubin and company throw a lot of schtick at the screen (particularly once we get to the last act "twist" that introduces a whole other, outrageous element to the proceedings) but most of it actually sticks, unlike something like the obnoxious, tone-deaf Sharknado. Part of this has to do with all of the aforementioned nifty little details but the whole thing would collapse if there wasn't an incredibly game cast propping it up. Luckily, Zombeavers is filled with actors who perfectly understand the razor-thin line between "campy" and "stupid" and manage to (mostly) walk it with ease.
While the central trio of Melvin, Palm and Atkins are set-up as rather feather-headed (particularly Melvin's Mary), they have tremendous chemistry together: their scenes have such a quick, snappy pace to them that they handily recall films like Mean Girls (2004) or, to a lesser extent, Heathers (1988). While Melvin's exquisite comedic timing and Atkins' slightly ethereal bearing fit like a glove, the real standout is Palm's Zoe. Time after time, Palm manages to swipe the film right from under the others, whether it's the bit where she gleefully doffs her bikini top only to cover herself up when a bear looks at her or any of her perfectly delivered bon mots (her deadpan rejoinder of "Maybe you should try going down on me more often," to Buck's "I've never seen a real beaver before" is so perfectly delivered that it hurts).
As befits their characters, the guys are pitched as pretty unrepentant, obnoxious horn-dogs but it works, for the most part, although Dano never seems to connect with his character in any meaningful way: his delivery always seems awkward and slightly off. Although Weary's Tommy doesn't get as much to do, Gilroy's Buck is another highlight, just like his equally churlish girlfriend. While Gilroy's delivery doesn't always work (there are some definitively odd things that he does, beat-wise), he almost hits an Andy Kaufman-lite vibe when it does. His "my dick is asleep" bit starts out irritating but becomes oddly amusing (and weirdly charming) but moments like his bizarrely energetic sex scene (screaming "You're way too hot for me!" as he enthusiastically humps away) or any of his great throwaway lines ("Who the fuck is crying on vacation day?!"…"I'll see you in the bone zone!") are all but essential to the film's overall vibe.
And back to that vibe: one of the most notable things about Zombeavers is that, despite the assumed crudity of the concept and execution, the film is anything but a collection of stupid "beaver" jokes and frat boy humor. If anything, Rubin's script constantly pushes against those stereotypes, walking a fine line between embracing the clichés and setting them on fire. This isn't to say that Zombeavers is wholesome family fare (penis-chomping, eye-gouging and Zoe's boobs abound): it is to say, however, that Rubin and crew are smart and savvy enough to know that raunchy humor doesn't have to be braindead…there's nothing in this film that comes close to approximating the inanity of the aforementioned SyFy tripe, no matter how hard they try.
As should be plainly obvious, I was quite taken with Zombeavers: as a directorial debut, it's even more impressive. While not everything worked, the elements that really worked tended to soar: the last fifteen minutes of the film are so damned perfect that I, literally, cheered. Since the film ends with a direct, clever set-up for a sequel (there are other things in the woods besides beavers, after all), I'm hoping that Rubin can capitalize on what worked here and come roaring out of the gate on the next one. After all: any guy that can see the inherent, soul-shattering evil of those flat-tailed, buck-toothed bastards…well, he's pretty alright in my book.
3/10/15: Man…What An Animal!
Aidan Devine, Amy Matysio, bad cops, campy films, cheesy films, cinema, Corinne Conley, film reviews, films, Hobo With a Shotgun, horror-comedies, immortality, Jason Eisener, Jesse Moss, Jonathan Cherry, Leo Fafard, Lou Garou, Lowell Dean, Movies, Ryland Alexander, Sarah Lind, shapeshifters, sins of the fathers, Toxic Avenger, Troma films, werewolves, WolfCop, writer-director
Making an intentionally campy, self-aware film is always a bit of a gamble. When it works, as with Jason Eisener's peerless Troma-homage Hobo With a Shotgun (2011) or, to a lesser extent, Garrett Brawith's FDR: American Badass (2012), the effects can best be described as pure, unabashed cinematic joy. These films thrive on a razor-thin separation between "clever" and "stupid," the unspoken assumption that we're all in on the same joke but we're just going with the flow. Broad acting…crude humor…gory SFX…silly story developments…it's all just part of the plan. These are the kinds of crowd-pleasing popcorn flicks that deserve a large crowd of giddy goofballs, ready to party and shout dialogue back at the screen.
When intentionally campy films don't work, however, you get things like Sharknado (2013): shrill, cartoonish affairs that flaunt their cheap effects and bad actors with an almost pathological sense of glee. These are the B-movies (or C, in some cases) that tend to clog the feeding trough, making it harder to sift out the truly quality nuggets among the…refuse, shall we say. The bad news? There are a lot of really terrible "bad" films out there. The good news? Lowell Dean's WolfCop (2014) sure as hell ain't one of 'em.
The premise behind the film is appropriately lunk-headed, with just the right amount of awesome added, for spice: a ridiculously bad cop, Lou Garou (Leo Fafard), is knocked unconscious while poking around in the woods and wakes up with a pentagram carved in his chest. Since Lou's the kind of guy who actively avoids busting criminals, drops his gun on a regular basis and shows up to work drunk, it's probably not surprising that he's gotten mixed up with some bad shit. When Lou turns into a werewolf (the bravura scene, set in a bar bathroom, really puts the "dick" in detective, shall we say), however, we might be forgiven for raising a few eyebrows.
Partnered up with the earnest, by-the-book Sgt. Tina Walsh (Amy Matysio) and scuzzy, gun enthusiast Willie Higgins (Jonathan Cherry), Lou delves into the mystery of his new "condition" and uncovers a mysterious plot that involves the town elders, an immortality ritual and evil, shapeshifting, lizard people. It's an impossible case and the odds are impossibly high. Good thing Lou's not just any old law enforcement officer…he's WolfCop…and shit is about to get real hairy.
After a rough opening that comes uncomfortably close to bad TV, writer-director Dean's WolfCop hits a pretty great groove and rides it effortlessly to a pretty satisfying, if silly, conclusion. In many ways, the film is like a kinder, gentler Hobo With a Shotgun or a less Dada take on Kaufman's classic Toxic Avenger (1984). The acting is always broad (although the principals, particularly Fafard, are consistently good), the action is gory and goofy and subtlety is never one of its strong points. That being said, WolfCop is a relentlessly good time and much smarter than it appears: the film is full of clever background details and wolf imagery that helps drive home the central meaning without ever beating things into the ground.
When the film is firing on all cylinders (pretty much anytime WolfCop is whupping ass nine ways to Sunday), it's a thing of beauty: Dean is a deft hand with the action sequences and manages to keep everything popping along in a truly kinetic fashion. This isn't the same vaunted territory as Eisener's Hobo, mind you (an obvious reference point for WolfCop, especially given the specious nature of each film's protagonist), but it's close enough for government work. The numerous transformation scenes…the bit where Lou turns his cop car into a sweet ride…the part where WolfCop rips off a dude's face and throws it against a windshield, as the faceless guy runs around like…well…a chicken with its face ripped off…the acrobatic "SkiniMax" scene where bartender Jessica (Sarah Lind) has sex with WolfCop…they're the great, giddy, B-movie moments that really make genre films like this so much fun.
WolfCop ends with an obvious setup for a sequel (on-screen text informs us that WolfCop 2 is coming soon, after all) and the biggest compliment I can offer the film is that I eagerly await said promised sequel. There was plenty of great stuff here and the barest minimum of unnecessary bummers (the numerous flashbacks were intrusive and rather irritating). Leo Fafard shows himself to be perfectly adept with the material, bringing just enough positive qualities to what could have been a pretty reprehensible character: we end up really feeling for Lou, which is a pretty big coup considering where the film started. Matysio makes a good foil for Fafard and there's some genuine chemistry there: I hope the follow-up plays that up to good effect.
More than anything, I was impressed with the massive restraint that Lowell Dean showed here: there were about a million wrong turns that he could have taken, at any particular moment, but he manages to steer the film into some pretty inventive territory. WolfCop doesn't reinvent the wheel but it hits cruising speed quickly and stays there: count me Team WolfCop from here on out…something tells me Dean has got plenty of tricks up his sleeve for future goodness.
2/9/15 (Part Two): Between a Russian and a Hard Place
action-horror, auteur theory, Ørjan Gamst, Best of 2014, Charlotte Frogner, children in peril, Christian Wibe, cinema, co-writers, dark comedies, Dead Snow, Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead, Derek Mears, Dod Sno, English-language debut, Evil Dead, extreme violence, favorite films, Film auteurs, film reviews, films, flashbacks, foreign films, gore films, Hallvard Holmen, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, horror franchises, horror-comedies, Ingrid Haas, Jocelyn DeBoer, Kristoffer Joner, Martin Starr, Matthew Weston, Movies, multiple writers, Nazi zombies, Nazis, Norwegian films, Peter Jackson, Russians vs Nazis, sequels, special-effects extravaganza, Stig Frode Henriksen, Tommy Wirkola, Vegar Hoel, voice-over narration, writer-director, zombie hunters, zombies with weapons
At one point in Tommy Wirkola's Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014), intrepid American zombie hunter Daniel (Martin Starr) turns to our put-upon hero, Martin (Vegar Hoel), and tells him, "I've seen thousands of zombie movies and this is not in any of them. You've created a whole new genre here, man!" Wirkola might not have invented a whole new genre with Dead Snow 2, per se, but he certainly seems to have perfected the one he's working in: in every way, shape and form, Wirkola's long-awaited sequel to his outstanding Dead Snow (2009) is top-shelf entertainment, 100 minutes of pure, unadulterated zombie-killing bliss. Bigger, better, funnier and more explosive than the original, Dead Snow 2 is that very rarest of sequels: it takes the original film, turns it up to 15 (sorry, Tap: this amp is way louder) and gives fans every single thing they wanted, along with lots of things we didn't know we needed. I hate to draw a line in the sand but here goes: Dead Snow 2 is the single greatest Nazi zombie flick in the long, storied history of moving pictures. Wirkola has done it again.
In a stroke of pure genius, Dead Snow 2 picks up from the very shot that ended the first film, providing one of the very best examples of continuity possible (even more impressive when one considers the five-year gap between the films): all of the principal crew return, along with the previous film's Vegar Hoel, allowing both films to dovetail as neatly as possible. After escaping from the villainous Herzog (Ørjan Gamst) in a white-knuckle car chase that culminates by introducing the undead commandant to the front grill of a speeding semi (right after he loses his saluting arm), Martin crashes and wakes in the hospital.
Afforded a little breathing space, Martin notices two things right off the bat: he's handcuffed to the bed and he appears to have a new right arm. A nearby police officer cheerfully lets Martin know that they suspect him of massacring all of his friends from the first film, while a doctor cheerfully tells him that they found his severed arm in the vehicle and decided to reattach it. That's right, folks: Martin's new right arm is Col. Herzog's old one! Faster than you can say "Evil Dead 2," Martin's possessed arm is killing the living shit out of everyone around him, forcing him to go on the lam.
As Martin tries desperately to control Herzog's murderous limb, the undead Nazis rampage across the countryside, slaughtering dozens of unsuspecting civilians at every turn, only to resurrect them as additional zombie soldiers. Herzog's army grows ever larger and it seems that all might be lost until Martin gets an unexpected call from the Zombie Squad, an American team of professional zombie hunters (according to Daniel): they're heading across the world to help bail him out and squash the undead Nazi threat once and for all. As we see, however, this group of "professionals" actually consists of Daniel and his two friends, Monica ( Jocelyn DeBoer) and Blake (Ingrid Haas): they operate out of Daniel's basement, have arguments about the merits of Star Wars vs Star Trek and have, to the best of our knowledge, never actually set eyes on a member of the living dead.
We don't get to pick our heroes, however, and it soon becomes apparent that Martin, the Zombie Squad and new recruit, Glenn (co-writer Stig Frode Henriksen), are all that stands between the unsuspecting citizens of Norway and an honest-to-god Nazi invasion. When the chips are down, however, Martin will be forced to rely on a rather unorthodox solution: he's going to have to use Herzog's arm to resurrect the slain members of a rival Russian POW group. With undead Russians on one side and undead Nazis on the other, however, Martin and his team will quickly learn that leaping from the frying pan to the fire is a mighty fine way to get burned. Will they be able to stop the zombies in time or is the entire world on the cusp of a terrible, bleak new dawn?
As someone who absolutely adored the first Dead Snow, I'll admit that I was more than a little nervous when I first sat down to watch the sequel: after all, this could only be a disappointment, no matter how small, and actually ran the risk of affecting my positive feelings towards the first film. Turns out I should have had a little more faith in ol' Tommy: not only is Dead Snow 2 not a disappointment, it's actually one of the very best films of 2014, horror or otherwise.
The key to the film's success comes from amplifying those elements that really worked in the first film (the over-the-top action setpieces, the sly humor) and downplaying or eliminating the elements that weren't quite as successful (namely the fact that Martin is kind of a drippy hero, for much of the film). While the first film had plenty of creepy, more traditionally horror-related scenes (such as the outhouse stalking), Dead Snow 2 is almost completely action-oriented. There are plenty of scenes devoted to zombie mayhem, don't get me wrong, but nearly all of them are pitched as frenetic, over-the-top action moments, rather than more traditionally "scary" ones. Some of the best scenes in the film are the impossibly mean-spirited ones where the zombies rampage through veritable mobs of innocents, dispatching them in some truly inventive, eye-popping ways. Nothing's sacred in the film (literally, as one of the plot points involves killing and resurrecting a priest), which anchors the film completely and totally in "early Peter Jackson" territory. From the gag where a tank rolls over a sandbox full of kids to the one where a zombified Nazi guts someone, uses the intestines to siphon gas out of a car and then gives a cheerful thumbs-up, Dead Snow 2 practically holds up a banner that says "Anything's possible" and dares you to think otherwise.
In fact, this element of "anything goes" is one of the most intoxicating aspects of Wirkola's film: there's invention, originality and individuality to burn here, yet it always feels like the biggest surprises/delights are still over the horizon. By the time we get to the resurrected Russians, a ridiculously thrilling fight atop a moving tank and the simply fantastic finale (featuring, quite possibly, the best use of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" that anyone could come up with, ever, period), the film feels like it's going to keep piling on badassitude until our collective heads explode. This is the kind of film where the final credits roll and you realize that your chest hurts because you've been holding your breath without realizing it.
As with the first film, Wirkola and Henriksen's script is rock-solid and almost impossibly funny: they've doubled-down on the number of gags in this go-round, gifting us with classic moments like the one where Herzog tries to Sieg Heil without his missing arm, the outrageous scene involving Martin and the kid in the hospital that manages to be horrifingly hilarious and some truly inspired bits involving a friendly zombie (Kristoffer Joner) that manage to one-up Bub in every way. The film is a lot funnier than the original, yet still manages to deliver plenty of hardcore/badass moments: the bleeding stained-glass windows as Herzog strides into the church deserve to be iconic and the scene where Daniel turns into a full-on zombie slaughterer is a real thing of beauty. As with the first film, Wirkola perfectly melds the horror and humor: this time around, everything just hits harder because it's all so much better. Talk about a success story!
As with the first film, Dead Snow 2 looks and sounds absolutely killer: the effects are all top-notch and, with the exception of a few dodgy CGI blood shots, look as real as they need to. Acting-wise, the sequel is head-and-shoulders above the original (which was, itself, no slouch): besides the reset of Martin as a more traditional hero (ala Ash), we also get the always reliable Martin Starr as Daniel; another great, silent turn from Gamst as the vile Herzog (he really gets into the character this time around, giving us a handful of scenes that do the impossible and almost (just barely) begin to humanize the monster) and the brilliant addition of Hallvard Holmen as the impossibly obnoxious Gunga, a rural police chief who's half-way between a Keystone Kop and James McAvoy's repellent Bruce from Filth (2014). DeBoer and Haas are quite wonderful as Daniel's perpetually feuding cohorts (DeBoer's "May the force be with you" is a definite highlight) and Henriksen is equally great as Glenn: the scene where he, singlehandedly, stands up to the entire Nazi battalion is pure poetry and a real fist-raiser.
I've always enjoyed Wirkola's films (I've seen the original Dead Snow quite a bit in the five years since its release and I seem to be one of the few people in the world who really enjoyed Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)) but there's no denying that Dead Snow 2 marks a new evolution in his filmmaking. At this rate, Wirkola stands a very good chance of becoming the reigning clown-prince of horror-comedy: the level of polish and quality here is astounding. With one foot firmly in the outrageous gore comedies that influenced him (those looking for the red stuff need not fear: Dead Snow 2 is, quite possibly, one of the most splatterific films since Romero's unassailable Dawn of the Dead (1978)) and the other in the kind of bright, big-budget multiplex fare that have always been anathema to "real" horror, we might be looking at the next, great "uniter," similar to Edgar Wright. With a sequel to Hansel & Gretel in the works, I'm willing to wager that Wirkola plans to take his game to the next level. Bully for him: as a die-hard member of Team Tommy, I, for one, cannot wait.
2/9/15 (Part One): Stay Frosty, My Friends
Ane Dahl Torp, Army of Darkness, auteur theory, Ørjan Gamst, Bjørn Sundquist, cabins, Charlotte Frogner, Christian Wibe, co-writers, Colonel Herzog, dark comedies, Dead Alive, Dead Snow, Dod Sno, Einsatz, Evy Kasseth Røsten, favorite films, Film auteurs, foreign films, friends, gore films, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, horror franchises, horror movies, horror-comedies, isolation, Jenny Skavlan, Jeppe Beck Laursen, Lasse Valdal, Matthew Weston, Nazi zombies, Nazis, Nightmare City, Norwegian films, Peter Jackson, ski vacation, Stig Frode Henriksen, stolen gold, Tommy Wirkola, Vegar Hoel, writer-director, zombies
There may not be many guarantees in this world but here's one that you can take straight to the bank: Nazis will always make great cinematic villains. After all, what other group is so synonymous with complete and total evil, so unburdened with any easy notions of humanity or morality? For filmmakers, Nazis are real-world vampires and boogeymen, historical realities where the "black hats" are so intrinsically part of the package that there's never a need to sugarcoat or offer any sort of counterpoint: after all, what person, in their right mind, is actually going to stick up for these ghouls? Who's going to raise their hand and protest the traditionally black-and-white presentation of these blood-thirsty bastards? If you think about it, Nazis are just about the best, purest personification of evil we've got: pure, undiluted hatred, with no possibility for empathy or sympathy.
While filmmakers learned long ago that Nazis make sure-fire villains, horror filmmakers have managed to one-up this notion of "ultimate evil" by taking it to its logical conclusion: ravenous Nazi zombies. What's worse than a Nazi, after all, than a flesh-eating Nazi that can't be killed? From cult classics like Shock Waves (1977) and Zombie Lake (1980) to more recent films like the Outpost series (2008-2013) and Blood Creek (2009), genre filmmakers have been mining this vein for some time, albeit with decidedly mixed results. For the most part, however, these films all have one thing in common: they portray their undead Nazi menaces as terrifying, dead-serious threats.
This tendency towards a more serious tone is completely obliterated by Norwegian writer-director Tommy Wirkola's massively entertaining Dead Snow (2009), an honest-to-god horror-comedy that manages to make the threat of undead Nazis both suitably terrifying and impossibly funny. Similar to the early splatter-comedies of Peter Jackson, Wirkola's outrageous tale about a ski vacation gone very, very wrong is a high-energy romp filled with gory effects, incredibly rude humor and some of the most kickass action setpieces in the game. When the film falls short, it's a slightly silly, rather predictable variation on traditional zombie films. When Wirkola and company lock into a groove, however (which is most of the time), Dead Snow is absolutely relentless, ridiculously fun and one of the very best horror films of the '00s.
Dead Snow kicks off with that hoariest of old tropes, the group of friends heading to the country for some rest and relaxation. In this case, the location is the snow-covered Norwegian countryside and the friends are the usual mixed group of character types: we have couple Martin (Vegar Hoel) and Hanna (Charlotte Frogner); wise-cracking horror movie buff Erlend (Jeppe Beck Laursen); Hanna's cousin, Chris (Jenny Skavlan); outdoorsy Vegard (Lasse Valdal), who's dating Sara (Ane Dahl Torp), whose family owns the cabin that they're headed to; Roy (co-writer Stig Frode Henriksen) and Liv (Evy Kasseth Røsten). For the most part, they're all likable characters, although most are sketched as lightly as one would expect for this type of genre offering: Martin is a doctor-in-training who faints at the sight of blood, Chris is the "hot girl" who falls for the resident nerd, Erlend always has a relevant bit of horror movie trivia for any particular situation, etc…Again, nothing we haven't seen before, although it's a refreshing change of pace to have a horror ensemble that's this likable: only the hardest of hearts would root against this batch of cheerful goofballs.
Since the film's very first scene depicts Sara fleeing through the woods, pursued by shadowy, malevolent figures in vintage Nazi regalia (to the tune of "Hall of the Mountain King," which is just about as epic as it sounds), we're already hip to some strange happenings in these here parts, but we get our official confirmation when a mysterious stranger (Bjørn Sundquist) shows up at the cabin to pour Pernod all of the partying youths' ice cream. Turns out that the area they're in has a bit of a bad history: a particularly ruthless Nazi battalion, led by the stone-cold Colonel Herzog (Ørjan Gamst), terrorized the locals there during the waning days of World War II. After the locals turned the tables and massacred the Nazis, Herzog and a group of his men escaped into the snowy mountains, never to be seen again. According to the stranger, the group, known as the Einsatz, still lurks up there, somewhere, waiting for unwitting victims to wreck their ageless vengeance on.
We wouldn't have a movie if our plucky heroes took good advise, however, so they kick the stranger out and keep partying. When Vegard takes off to look for his tardy girlfriend, however, we get that other reliable horror convention: the splitting of the group. As the various friends go about their business, monstrous figures lurk in the shadows until everything comes to an explosive head (literally) and the group finds themselves under frenzied assault from a mob of zombified Nazis, led by the rotted but impossibly serene undead commandant. When the zombie mayhem kicks in, it never quits, rocketing our group (and us) full-throttle towards their inevitable rendezvous with ultimate evil. Our plucky heroes will need to fight back with everything they have, however: Herzog and his minions are on a mission straight from Hell and woe to anyone who gets in their way.
From beginning to end, Wirkola's Dead Snow is an absolute blast of pure, undiluted fun. I've already mentioned the resemblance to Jackson's early films, although Dead Snow is anything but a Dead Alive (1992) rip-off, even though both films share similar DNA. If anything, the film often plays like a far more splattery version of Raimi's goofy Army of Darkness (1992): Army of Darkness even features a Deadite general who bears more than a passing resemblance to Dead Snow's Herzog. There's a good-natured tone to the carnage and chaos that completely belies the often show-stopping violence: you wouldn't think that a scene involving a character rappelling down a mountain-side, using intestines for rope, would be silly and giddy but, in Wirkola's hands, it most certainly is. Nothing in the film is watered down and no one is safe, lending a bracing sense of unpredictability to the proceedings: any character has the potential to be eviscerated at any moment and the film has a blast playing with these expectations.
Similar to Lenzi's zombies in Nightmare City (1980), Wirkola's zombies are fast, ferocious and more prone to stabbing you to death than trying to take a chomp out of your ankle. While I've never been the biggest fan of "fast zombies" (or smart zombies, for that matter), the ones in Dead Snow work brilliantly. In many ways, the film is extremely action-oriented, even for a zombie siege film: similar to how Dario Argento filled his films with "murder setpieces," Wirkola's is filled with white-knuckle fights against the resurrected Nazis. While there are a few instances of more measured, atmospheric horror (such as the excellent scene where Chris is stalked in the outhouse), most of the film involves the zombies chasing down and butchering their prey right out in the open, as the poor humans put up whatever resistance they can muster.
And muster resistance, they do: if you don't find yourself jumping from your seat on a regular basis, fist raised to the sky, as Martin and the others kick zombie ass…well, I feel kinda sorry for you. Whether it's the awesome bit where Vegard attaches a machine gun to his snow-mobile or the truly epic battle between Martin, Roy and about a million dead Nazis, Dead Snow is one great set-piece after another. When the film really gets going, it rarely stops, inching on the brakes only to highlight some of the film's more overtly humorous aspects.
The humor, of course, is the other thing: while many horror-comedies completely botch the chills-to-giggles ratio, Wirkola and co-writer Henriksen prove as apt with the funny stuff as the runny stuff. While much of the humor revolves around gross-out gags and decidedly immature, politically incorrect observations about the world at large, there's an underlying element of razor-sharp, insightful, pitch-black satire that serves as a sturdy foundation. One of my favorite scenes here (or in any movie, to be honest), involves the classic bit where Martin must deal with getting bit: after successfully going through all the usual motions, via a quick-cut montage, he stands victorious, only to immediately get bit by another zombie. It's a brilliant gag that works on many levels (Dead Snow has lots of fun playing with standard zombie flick clichés) but is completely sold by Hoel's all-in performance as Martin: his frustrated howl makes me spit-take every time I watch the film.
While the film is extremely well-made (the cinematography is quite attractive and the excellent score, courtesy of Christian Wibe, really heightens the action), it's the incredibly game, likable cast that really puts this over the top. To a tee, none of the characters are unduly obnoxious (although Martin has a few quirks, like almost suffocating his girlfriend while messing around, that are admittedly worrisome) and we come to genuinely care for all of them. We spend the most time with Martin, our defacto protagonist, but they're all a hoot, really. I'm particularly fond of Valdal's "Spicoli by way of the great outdoors" take on Vegard: he cuts a helluva heroic swath through the evil Einsatz and never even looks like he breaks a sweat, which is a pretty sweet trick.
Ultimately, Dead Snow is just about as good as it gets for this kind of film. Genuinely funny, gory enough to impressive the hounds, full of likable, memorable characters and possessed of some seriously badass villains, everything about Wirkola's sophomore film (his debut was a Norwegian "re-imagining" of Kill Bill (2003), believe it or not) is top-notch entertainment. While some critics bemoaned Wirkola's followup, the tongue-in-cheek Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), I found that film to be equally delightful, establishing the writer-director as a budding auteur along the lines of Peter Jackson or Frank Hennenlotter. Wirkola would go on to turn Dead Snow into a franchise with the equally excellent, English-language Dead Snow 2: Red vs Dead (2014), proving that he's no flash-in-the-pan. Suffice to say, no one rides the solid line between horror and comedy quite like Wirkola does: as long as he's driving, I'll be more than happy to ride shotgun.
12/31/14 (Part Two): Parents Just Don't Understand
Best of 2014, Bruce Hopkins, Cameron Rhodes, cinema, favorite films, feature-film debut, film reviews, films, foreign films, Gerard Johnstone, Glen-Paul Waru, haunted houses, horror-comedies, house arrest, Housebound, Kylie Bucknell, Morgana O'Reilly, mother-daughter relationships, Movies, New Zealand films, Rima Te Wiata, Ross Harper, Ryan Lampp, set in New Zealand, Simon Riera, The Frighteners, The Jaquie Brown Diaries, writer-director
In a year crowded with excellent horror and genre films that managed to fly below the mainstream radar, there was still one film that stood out, head and shoulders, as my favorite horror film of the year: Gerard Johnstone's astounding debut, Housebound (2014). This wasn't the scariest film of the year, although it had plenty of frights and atmosphere to spare. It certainly wasn't the most horrific film of the year, although it doesn't skimp on the grim stuff, either. For my money, Housebound was, quite simply, the best synthesis of all of the horror elements that I look for and love, the single best representation of what I truly enjoy when I sit down to watch a film. I may watch and enjoy many different kinds of movies but few filmmakers have managed to reach straight into my brain in the way that Johnstone does: in many ways, this is the epitome of what I look for in a horror-comedy.
Beginning with a dynamic two-person assault on an ATM machine that quickly collapses into a comedy of errors, we're introduced to our protagonist, the fabulous Kylie Bucknell (Morgana O'Reilly). Tough as nails, smart, sarcastic, cynical and an all-around badass, Kylie is probably one of the coolest characters I've run across in a film in quite some time. As far as I'm concerned, she compares favorably with Kurt Russell's immortal Snake Plissken in the badassitude department. Caught and sentenced for her attempted theft, Kylie receives the single worst punishment she could hope for: eight months of house arrest under the "watchful" eye of her screwy mother, Miriam (Rima Te Wiata), and step-dad, Graeme (Ross Harper).
Kylie and Miriam get along like oil and water for any number of reasons, not least of which is that Miriam is a superstitious believer in any and every paranormal thing possible, whereas Kylie has a tremendous amount of trouble believing in anything at all, let alone some mumbo-jumbo that she can't see. Determined to make her mother's life a living hell, Kylie proceeds to act like the world's oldest teenager, sulking about, eating her parents out of house and home and, in general, acting like a spoiled, self-entitled little brat.
All of this changes, however, when Kylie happens to overhear her mom call into a radio show and discuss their "haunted" house. Initially passing the whole thing off as more of her mom's loony fantasies, Kylie is forced to change her tune when she has an unexplained occurrence of her own. Determined to find a rational explanation, Kylie begins to research the house's history, hoping to disprove her poor mother's beliefs along the way. While this is going on, Kylie must also navigate around her dopey counselor, Dennis (Cameron Rhodes), as well as Amos (Glen-Paul Waru), the friendly tech who works for the company that monitors Kylie's ankle bracelet and happens to be a firm believer in the paranormal. Kylie continues to experience things that she just can't explain and she's forced into the one partnership that she would never, in a million years, expect to make: her own mother.
Before we go any further, let me state, for the record, that I absolutely loved this film. I'm a person who tends to have intense reactions to movies, both good and bad, although it will often take a particular kind of film to draw the most intense reactions out of me: Housebound was that film. Something about the film drew me in from the very first frame and I stayed on its wave-length all the way through the final credits. Housebound is the kind of movie that I look forward to owning, in physical form, the kind of film that will "elevate" my humble collection, for what that's worth. In the simplest way possible, it's great…really, really great. Let's see if I can't explain why.
For one thing, Housebound looks absolutely amazing: Simon Riera's cinematography is gorgeous, showcasing the marvelously creepy old house to stunning effect. It's truly difficult to believe that Riera works, primarily, in TV and shorts: everything about Housebound screams "veteran cinematographer," from the shot composition to the framing and the intuitive ways he works with depth-of-field. My hat's off to Riera for coming up with one of the best looking films of the whole year: bravo, sir…bravo!
You can't have a great film without a great script, however, and Johnstone certainly doesn't disappoint there. Truth be told, Housebound is kind of brilliant: not only is the film laugh-out-loud funny, it's also quite chilling and moving, in equal doses, which is certainly no mean feat. The film's mythology isn't particularly original (in fact, much of the film recalls fellow New Zealander Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (1996), at least in tone, if not specifics) but it's nicely realized and doesn't seem moldy or overly obvious. There's also some surprising weight to the mother-daughter relationship, which gives the whole film an underlying gravitas that's belied by the constantly arch tone: it's a delicate balancing act but Housebound manages to come across as sweet without seeming cloying and obvious: again, that's a damn handy hat trick to pull off.
How are the actual horror aspects, though? As far as I'm concerned, top-notch. The true key to effective horror, as far as I'm concerned, will always be atmosphere and mood, two areas in which Housebound easily excels. Although it's the furthest thing from graphic, Johnstone's isn't afraid to get his hands dirty and there were at least a couple organic jump scares that actually made me jump. Kudos to a great production design team who manage to give everything the appropriate creepy touch: it's a suitably classy affair but the horror still shines through, loud and clear.
When it all comes down to it, however, there are two very potent reasons why Housebound is such a great damn movie: Morgana O'Reilly and Rima Te Wiata. Quite frankly, the two are perfect: there isn't one single note, one movement, one affectation or one line delivery that I would change with either performer, were I in such a position to do so. O'Reilly's performance as Kylie ranks up with my favorite cinematic badasses ever: I can't help but return to the Snake Plissken comparison because it just feels so apt. When Kylie really gets going, she's damn near unstoppable: I would love to see a franchise precipitated around her shrugging her way through various evil situations, sort of like an ever more cynical and irritable version of Bruce Campbell's Ash.
Te Wiata, for her part, is nothing short of a marvel: she makes Miriam such a twitchy, neurotic, nearly unbearable ball of nerves that it seems impossible to ever empathize with the character. That Miriam is never anything less than 100% likable, then, is nothing short of a miracle: I've seen lots of great performances, over the year, but to not mention Te Wiata would be the most criminal form of neglect. Even better, the duo mesh perfectly as mother and daughter: they're such an inspired team that I'm really hoping for a continuation of the partnership, even if they switch up the details. I honestly feel that O'Reilly and Te Wiata are one of the most inspired comic teams of this decade and can only hope that Housebound serves merely as the opening act of a great partnership.
I could go on and on, really, but anything more that I say runs the risk of spoiling any of Housebound's myriad surprises. There's a genuine sense of invention and wide-eyed enthusiasm that's quite infectious: I find it rather impossible to believe that anyone wouldn't be completely sucked into the film by the five-minute mark. In a year where lots of first-time filmmakers surprised me with some pretty stunning debuts, Gerard Johnstone's was one of the most shocking and utterly delightful. Suffice to say that Housebound managed to rocket straight into my list of favorite films after a single viewing: this is one of those films, like Pulp Fiction (1994) or The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (1966), that I look forward to having a very long, happy relationship with. Here's to hoping that Housebound is just the tip of the iceberg and that Johnstone proves to be one of our very brightest, best new talents.
12/31/14 (Part One): School is Back in Session
ABCs of Death, Aharon Keshales, Alejandro Brugues, Alexandre Bustillo, Ant Timpson, anthology films, Best of 2014, Bill Plympton, Bruno Samper, Chris Nash, cinema, Dennison Ramalho, E.L. Katz, Erik Matti, favorite films, film reviews, films, foreign films, Hajime Ohata, horror, horror films, horror-comedies, Jerome Sable, Jim Hosking, Juan Martinez Moreno, Julian Barratt, Julian Gilbey, Julien Maury, Kristina Buozyte, Lancelot Odawa Imasuen, Larry Fessenden, Marvin Kren, Movies, multiple directors, multiple writers, Navot Papushado, Robert Boocheck, Robert Morgan, Rodney Ascher, sequels, shorts, Soichi Umezawa, Soska Sisters, Steven Kostanski, The ABCs of Death 2, Tim League, Todd Rohal, Vincenzo Natali
Count me as one of the number of people who love anthology films. Going all the way back to the old Amicus days, anthology films have always been a great way to inject a little variety into your viewing, sort of the equivalent of sitting down with a good short story collection rather than trudging through a full-length tome. Over the years, there have been plenty of anthology films, good and bad, but the basic formula has remained pretty constant: take a good wrap-around segment, add some nice varied shorts with effective twists and shocks et voila! The perfect anthology film!
When The ABCs of Death (2012) came around, the concept was pretty unbeatable: give twenty-six different genre directors a different letter of the alphabet and have them fashion a short, with the only rule being that the shorts must represent death, in some way, shape or form. While some of the shorts were pointless, stupid and/or tedious, many of them were blackly-comic mini marvels and I found the whole thing to be a great way to get exposure to a wide variety of genre filmmakers in small, bite-sized morsels. Needless to say, when a sequel, The ABCs of Death 2 (2014) was announced, I found myself more than ready to absorb the next twenty-six entries in this informative little series. The consensus this time around? Part Two is bigger, better and outrageously fun, pretty much the best party film of the year and a must-see with a big audience, if one gets the chance. A sequel that's better than the original? You can bet your blood-stained, bottom dollar on it!
As with the first installment, ABCs of Death 2 sees twenty-six wildly divergent filmmakers each tackle a different letter of the alphabet, with the only intention being to depict grievous bodily harm in as many colorful, gonzo and awe-inspiring ways as possible. Some filmmakers take an explicitly humorous take on the proceedings, such as Jim Hoskin and Erik Matti's offerings, whereas others treat the subject as deadly serious (Kristina Buozyte and Bruno Samper's exquisite "K is for Knell," Dennison Ramalho;s brutal "J is for Jesus"). While there's no real theme, per se, the trend in this particular iteration is towards films from Latin and South America, which provides an interesting contrast with the more Asian-oriented films from the previous ABCs of Death. Despite this, however, ABCs of Death 2 still provides a nice global overview of horror filmmaking, from the United States to Australia, from Africa to Israel, Mexico, Japan and the Philippines.
Any time you have twenty-six different films from twenty-six different filmmakers, you can expect a wide range of quality and effectiveness: in other words, there are going to be at least a few clunkers amid the gems. While I'll admit that a few of the shorts in The ABCs of Death 2 rubbed me the wrong way (I actively hated Todd Rohal's P-P-P-P Scary! and was really disappointed by the shorts turned in by Bill Plympton, the Soska sisters and Larry Fessenden), the ratio of great-to-meh was overwhelmingly tilted in the right direction. When the shorts were great, such as with the E.L. Katz, Robert Morgan, Kristina Buozyte/Bruno Samper, Robert Boocheck, Vincenzo Natali, Chris Nash, Steven Kostanksi and Julien Maury/Alexandre Bustillo films, they were practically transcendent, revealing fascinating, new takes on familiar horror tropes and cliches.
In fact, one of the greatest things about The ABCs of Death 2 is just how genuinely interesting the various shorts are. With very few exceptions (Rohal's short is almost unbearably bad), even the lesser entries are, at the very least, oddball and interesting enough to gloss over any issues with production values, acting, scripts, etc… and make them worthwhile views.
I'll also take a minute to point out that the effects on display range from the very basic to the very mindblowing: I'm pretty sure that Kostanki's Wish segment will impress just about anybody, with its absolutely masterful blending of CGI, stop-motion and practical effects. Gorehounds will be happy to know that ABCs 2 very rarely shies away from the hardcore: restraint is not a virtue, as far as these particular shorts are concerned and some of the segments hit some truly nightmarish plateaus.
All in all, ABCs of Death 2 was one of the biggest surprises I had all year. While I enjoyed the first film, I had no reason to expect that the follow-up would be anywhere near this good: when it's firing on all cylinders, ABCs of Death 2 is, easily, one of the best horror films of the year. There are certain images in this film, especially with Steven Kostanski's brilliant "W is for Wish," that I'll probably never get out of my head…and that's a very good thing. When it's good, which is often, ABCs of Death 2 is the kind of film that horror fans will definitely want to remember and cherish. At this rate, I'm already looking forward to ABCs of Death 4: bring it on, you magnificent bastards…bring it on!
12/9/14: Truth in Advertising
Army of Darkness, Brett Gipson, Brian Posehn, Chillerama, cinema, co-writers, Danny Pudi, demons, Dungeons & Dragons, evil books, fantasy vs reality, film reviews, films, horror-comedies, horror-fantasy, Jimmi Simpson, Joe Lynch, Kevin Dreyfuss, Knights of Badassdom, LARPers, live-action role playing, long-delayed films, male friendships, Margarita Levieva, Matt Wall, Movies, Peter Dinklage, practical effects, role-playing games, Ryan Kwanten, Sam Raimi, special-effects extravaganza, Steve Zahn, succubus, Summer Glau, summoning demons
Ever since audiences were greeted with the blatant lies that were Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) and Leonard Part 6 (1987), we can all be forgiven if we take movie titles with a grain of salt. After all, filmmakers will try literally anything to get butts into seats: hell, Chariots of Fire (1981) didn't feature one flaming horse-drawn vehicle, let alone multiple ones! The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)? Sound like a lot of bragging to me. Troll 2 (1990)? Trust me: the connection to the original extravaganza is, shall we say, tenuous at best. By this point, our eyes should be much more open: fool me twice and all that jazz.
For this very reason, Joe Lynch's Knights of Badassdom (2013) should send up immediate signal flares: after all, the guy's got the temerity to call his OWN characters "badass"…shouldn't that be our job? I don't know about you but I rather resent being force-fed someone else's definition of "badass." You see, I have pretty damn high standards as far as "badassdom" goes, standards which poor Joe can't possibly hope to match. Should I be required to lower my own standards of what does and does not constitute "badassness" simply to satisfy his own misguided vision of his own creations?
Have no fear, fellow travelers: I'm here to tell you that, for once, there's quite a bit of truth in this here advertising. While we may quibble over the degree, it's more than fair to say that Lynch's Knights of Badassdom is, indeed, quite badass. In some ways, he's turned in the Army of Darkness (1992) sequel that folks have been clamoring about for the past couple decades: merging ridiculously over-the-top fantasy elements, deliciously snarky dialogue and some genuinely surprising gore effects, Knights of Badassdom is a real treat for those genre fans who like their fare loud, goofy and…well…badass.
After a nifty opening sequence that establishes a pretty cool mythos for a cursed medieval hymnal, we're jumped into what appears to be a Satanic ceremony before finding out the fell truth: these folks be not of the olden times but, rather, are slightly more modern creations: LARPers. For those not in the know, LARPers (Live-action Role Players) are folks who take a look at tabletop gaming like Dungeons & Dragons and think, "This would be so much cooler if it were real." To that end, LARPers dress in costume and assume the role of various characters (similar to role-playing games) in order to conduct large-scale "battles" and campaigns during the weekend: think of it as Lord of the Rings fans conducting Civil War reenactments and you're in the right ballpark. While I've never actually LARPed, I've known a fair amount of folks who have and I can steadfastly vouch for the fact that the pastime is more than ripe for a little gentle satirization. Displaying not only a deft touch with skewering fantasy and LARP clichés but also a genuine fondness for his characters, Lynch turns what could have been a case of "Look at those dumb nerds" into something more traditionally heroic.
In short order, we're introduced to our three main characters. The defacto protagonist, Joe (Ryan Kwanten), works in a garage, fronts a doom-metal band and has just written a rather intense "love song" for his girlfriend, Beth (Margarita Levieva), who promptly dumps him for being too "aimless." Joe best friend, Eric (Steve Zahn), is a LARP obsessed millionaire who lives in a fake castle with the third member of their group, Hung (Peter Dinklage), another philosophy-spouting, perma-stoned LARPer.
Under the guise of helping Joe get over his fresh breakup, Eric and Hung get the poor fellow so drunk and high that he passes out, only to wake up somewhere in the woods, in full battle regalia: that's right, in the spirit of best friends everywhere, Eric and Hung just shanghaied their friend and intend to force him to participate in their hobby as a way of taking his mind off his problems. Never mind the fact that Joe not only doesn't participate in LARPing but actively mocks it and you have a sure-fire recipe for success, right?
Once there, we meet more of the rogues' gallery including Ronnie (Jimmie Simpson), the batshit game master; Gwen (Summer Glau), the gorgeous warrior who kicks ass and takes names, her borderline autistic cousin Gunther (Brett Gipson), who's so far into the game that he doesn't seem to realize they're actually playing a game and Lando (Community's Danny Pudi, in a great role). If you guessed that Joe would end up falling for Gwen, you've either seen your fair share of these kinds of films or are mildly psychic. If you further guessed that Ronnie would be holding a grudge against Joe for some long-past slight (in this, giving his character "magic syphilis" during a heated Dungeons & Dragons session) and plans to get his revenge during the game, you're really starting to scare me, man!
In order to appease the tyrannical Ronnie, Eric, Joe and Hung must perform a "resurrection" ceremony for Joe's character, a ceremony which Eric opts to undertake using a non-regulation spellbook that he managed to get his hands on. As luck would have it, the spellbook is actually the very same cursed text from the opening (fancy that!) and Eric's innocent "mumbo-jumbo" actually has a pretty dire outcome: he inadvertently calls forth a demonic succubus, a creature which assumes the face of Joe's ex- as some sort of cruel cosmic joke. At first, no one is the wiser, as the succubus quickly and quietly works her way through the LARPers, ripping off a jaw here, yanking out a heart there. When tragedy strikes close to home and the truth of the situation is revealed, however, our intrepid crew have no choice but to spring into action and save their fellow role-players (and the world, presumably). As they'll all come to find out, however, it's one thing to wear armor and swing a plastic sword on the weekends but a whole other ball of wax to actually square off against ancient, all-powerful evil. Lucky for them, Eric always has a few real swords hanging around and it looks like it's finally time for him to get…medieval.
Full disclosure: I really dug this film and, in time, might even come to love it. There's such a gonzo, hyper sense of energy and fun to the proceedings that it's impossible not to become sucked up in the silly spectacle of it all. Similar to Sam Raimi's classic Evil Dead films, Lynch manages to come up with a perfect mixture of fantasy, humor and horror, with no one element really dominating the others, although the overall tone is almost always light and goofy. That being said, there are some genuinely strong horror moments here and some extremely well-done practical effects (the finale involving the monstrous demon and a mechanical dragon is a real showstopper) that definitely reminded me of the aforementioned Army of Darkness, right down to the mysteriously alive, sinister book at the heart of everything.
Perhaps the most critical element in a film like this (aside from a good script) is the cast and Knights of Badassdom manages to knock this one out of the park. While Zahn and Dinklage will probably be the most well-known names here, they're ably matched by the rest of the cast. Kwanten is a great reluctant hero and his transition into armored asskicker by the film's final reel is unbelievably satisfying. Glau, perhaps best known as River in Joss Whedon's cult-classic Firefly series, makes the most out of a role that could've been more about the "male gaze" than character development: she never seems overly sexualized, however, and is never presented as a shrinking violet or "damsel in distress," which is incredibly refreshing. Serving as glowering, silent counterpart to Glau's sarcastic Gwen, Brett Gipson is pretty great as Gunther, who may or may not actually be a barbarian: he gets so many fist-raising moments in the film's final 30 minutes that he nearly threatens to steal the show from the main characters.
Without a doubt, however, special recognition must be given to the amazing Jimmi Simpson, who makes Ronnie such a completely unforgettable character. Simpson, a remarkably gifted comic actor, has such a perfect sense of timing and delivery that virtually everything he says managed to provoke a laugh from me. Ronnie is the kind of character who could easily have become insufferable: he's a complete jackass, an ineffectual moron who's so myopic as to make Michael Scott seem like a major tactician. Despite this, however, Simpson is just so damn good that I found myself rooting for him despite of his caustic personality. As someone who's head-over-heels for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I've always felt that Simpson's portrayal of the astoundingly weird Liam McPoyle must stand as one of the best comic creations of the past 40 years: his performance as Ronnie isn't quite as legendary but it's not bringing up the rear by much, either.
In any other situation, a film like Knights of Badassdom would have me worshipping at the feet of the filmmakers but this is, unfortunately, the one area where I feel a little qualified in my support. While Knights of Badassdom is only Lynch's second film, it was technically his debut: started in 2010 and only completely wrapped-up last year, KOB would definitely seem to indicate even greater things on the horizon. The immediate follow-up, however, Chillerama (2011), easily stands as one of the single worst films I've seen in my entire life, hands down. An anthology film, Chillerama features a collection of worthless shorts by filmmakers that should definitely know better (Adam Green, in particular): Lynch's short, even when compared to the others, is really awful. Truth be told, if Lynch hadn't been behind Knights of Badassdom, I would have completely written him off after seeing Chillerama (which I saw before screening Knights). As it stands, I really have no idea where he's going from here: his next feature could either be an unmitigated classic or the equivalent of cinematic coal in the stocking…only time will tell.
At the end of the day, however, the only thing that really matters is what's currently in front of us: Knights of Badassdom. On this regard, I was completely blown away. Basically, Lynch's film is the epitome of crowd-pleasing. This is the kind of movie where the LARPer teams have names like "The Norse Whisperer" and "The Department of Gnomeland Security," where the final showdown involves fighting a demon with the power of metal (the musical style, not the material) and various locations are named after icons of nerd-culture (my favorite being The Temple of Syrinx, which actually made me do a spit-take). It's a film that starts out good and becomes gradually better until it's final 30 minutes are just about as good as it gets, period. It's the kind of film where characters look into the distance, utter pithy quips and remind us of why we go to the movies in the first place. Knights of Badassdom is the kind of film where you get a line like, "You speak Enochian but can't drive a truck?!" one minute and "I'm going to stop saving your life if you don't show me some fucking respect!" the next. It's a complete blast and, quite possibly, some of the most fun I've had watching a film in ages. Joe Lynch's Knights of Badassdom is, for lack of a better word, thoroughly "badass." In the immortal words of that other wise-crackin' badass: "Come get some."


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Australia mulls second stimulus package as market slumps on coronavirus, sources say
SYDNEY (Reuters) – Australia is considering a second round of economic stimulus, three sources familiar with the deliberations told Reuters, as Canberra accelerated efforts to contain the spread of the coronavirus that has now killed five people in the country.
Australia has recorded nearly 300 cases of coronavirus and authorities fear a rapid rise in the flu-like respiratory disease.
The spread of the virus has roiled global markets despite pledges of stimulus packages, including Australia's plan to inject A$17.6 billion ($11.4 billion) into its economy.
Prime Minister Scott Morrison met on Monday with senior Cabinet officials to discuss a potential "scaling-up" of its stimulus package, three sources told Reuters.
But the prospect of further government support did little to support the share market, with the benchmark S&P/ASX index plunging 9.7% in a late sell-off, its the biggest one-day fall since 1987. The index is down 30% since Feb. 20.
Australia's corporate regulator had earlier asked some participants in the equity market to limit the number of trades they execute each day by up to 25% after a huge spike in volumes last week.
The country's central bank also pumped more money into financial markets and said it was ready to buy local government bonds to support the smooth functioning of the market while planning further policy measures later this week.
After a 77-year-old woman and a 90-year-old woman died in New South Wales, Victoria state and the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) – home to the capital city of Canberra – declared a state of emergency that will give health officials sweeping powers.
The proclamations allow the Victoria state and ACT's chief health officers to issue fresh quarantine orders to cover entire suburbs, businesses or professions if deemed necessary.
"These powers have never been used before," Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews told reporters in Melbourne, the state capital of Victoria. "This I hope provides a clear sense about the unprecedented nature of this public health emergency, this really significant challenge."
The Victoria state of emergency will run for four weeks, while the ACT declaration will be in force for at least a week.
Western Australia state declared a state of emergency on Sunday.
Nationally, Australia is tightening its borders, with Morrison on Sunday ordering everyone arriving from overseas to self-isolate for 14 days.
Australia has also banned non-essential social gatherings of more than 500 people, though this not apply for public transport, work or schools.
Scores of events have been canceled, including Anzac Day war memorial services in New South Wales state, which on Monday recorded 37 new coronavirus cases, its biggest one-day rise yet.
Many offices are asking employees to work from home and several leading universities on Monday shuttered for at least a week.
Australia's parliament, which is scheduled to sit next week has also restricted access to visitors, while Morrison said lawmakers will be asked to limit the number of staff members that come to Canberra next week.
Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton last week became the country's highest ranking elected official to say he tested positive to the virus, while a senator from Dutton's state of Queensland, Susan McDonald, said on Monday she had tested positive. Both said they were in isolation.
Hundreds of Australians have meanwhile begun stockpiling goods, from staples to sanitizers, clearing supermarket shelves.
The country's biggest grocer, Woolworths Group (WOW.AX), said it would open exclusively for an hour in the morning from Tuesday until at least Friday for elderly Australians and people with disabilities.
EU plans emergency economic coronavirus response as nations set to PLUMMET into recession
China says imported coronavirus cases have become main risk
Girl, 14, summoned by police over accusation she 'defamed the Royal Family'
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