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The Neon Army Advances
How Montreal's New Skids on the Block Became Canada's First Team to Play for the WFTDA D1 Championship
Photo by Sean Murphy (girlsofderby.com)
1. The Moment
It was set up to be a frantic finish.
With one jam to go in the third-place game of the opening weekend of the 2016 Women's Flat Track Derby Association Division 1 playoffs, the home team, Montreal's New Skids on the Block, held a 10-point lead (167-157) over Bay Area Derby.
The penultimate jam had been a wild one; offsetting jammer penalties had necessitated a two-minute jam. Bay Area's Brawllen Angel had managed to outscore Montreal's Falcon Punch 13-8 to narrow the gap to 10.
B.A.D., one of the founding members of the WFTDA, had been there before. After appearing at the inaugural Dust Devil Championship in 2006, they had qualified for six of the next nine championship tournaments including the previous four consecutive seasons from 2012-15, finishing third overall in 2013 and '14.
In a sense, Montreal had been there before as well: never to Champs, but on the cusp. Close enough to feel it and to be crushed by the disappointment of not making it. In the same game just the year before, they'd led Minnesota by as much as 30 points and were still leading late before a 48-18 run over the last seven jams secured the win for Minnesota.
Montreal's Miracle Whips came to the line with the star on her helmet for the final jam against B.A.D. with memories of the previous year's late collapse buried behind a straight-ahead focus. April Bloodgate was her jammer-line opponent. The crowd—substantial for a Division playoff tournament—was tense. Eerily quiet. The whistle blew and with blockers in the box, both jammers were able to shake free of the pack at turn one with Whips one step ahead; then the Montreal jammer, with the inside position staked out, threw a shoulder into the unsuspecting Bloodgate, who went down hard and was swallowed up by the swarming Montreal defense. The crowd roared in relief.
Two quick scoring passes extended the lead substantially, but with the Bay Area bench cradling one more team time out in its back pocket, the Skids needed to kill the final minute of the jam, so Whips pulled up on the back stretch to join her depleted pack to bolster the defense. After a second Bloodgate scoring pass—and with all of the Skids' blockers now back on the track—Whips suddenly skated back from the pack to meet the fast-advancing Bay Area jammer. Whips took Bloodgate's momentum and ushered her to the outside, finishing her with a little shove; then the drag back began. Whips went back. And she kept going back. And back. She drew the jammer all the way to Turn 4. Waited a second after the jam clock had ticked away for good measure and slowly, with a stone-faced calm, tapped her hips.
The partisan crowd went wild, danced in the aisles, chanted. Across Canada, from 709 in the east to the Eves of Destruction in the west, the jubilant track-side celebrations were matched in living-room viewing parties.
Montreal's New Skids on the Block had become the first Canadian team to advance to the WFTDA Championship tournament.
2. So Bad It Hurts
On Friday, March 3, 2006 somebody going by the handle MissTheMeaner posted a message in Rollergirl.ca's online roller skating forum with the subject line "Rollerderby in Montreal."
She asked, simply, if anyone was interested in becoming part of a roller derby team in the city. The post got exactly one response, seventeen days later, from someone posting as Georgia W. Tush:
"i am! i am!! so bad it hurts."
In 2006, Alyssa Kwasny had just moved to the big city of Montreal from Thunder Bay to study at Concordia University.
Cover image from the January/February 2007 issue of the Mirror, featuring a preview of Montreal's first game, a pre-season showdown with Toronto's Gore-Gore Rollergirls.
Early in that same year, a friend of hers in Chicago had joined one of that city's roller derby leagues. While the idea of roller derby intrigued her, Kwasny quickly discovered that there was no roller derby league in Montreal. Indeed, her early Internet snooping led her to the realization that there were no roller derby leagues in Canada. She did find MySpace pages and websites for leagues south of the border and was immediately taken in by the riot grrrl imagery and the punk rock aesthetic.
Eventually her online sleuthing led her to the Rollergirl.ca website and a web forum devoted to starting roller derby in Canada. There she discovered that there were discussions about roller derby ongoing in Toronto, Hamilton, Edmonton and Vancouver, and then she saw that lone post about Montreal.
Kwasny, now officially Georgia W. Tush, ran with that MissTheMeaner post, starting a MySpace page and checking out roller rinks. Eventually, after getting enough traffic on the site, she organized a meeting at Foufounes Electriques, one of the city's most venerable underground music venues.
Fourteen people came to the initial meeting, and the first person through the door was someone Tush already knew from the music scene, Marie-Chantal Trachy, the woman who would come to be known as Trash 'n' Smash, another key figure in the development of roller derby in Montreal.
Just as Tush and Trash were really getting things started in Montreal that spring, on Saturday, July 22, 2006, at a sold out Burlington arena, the Hamilton Harlots and the Steel Town Tank Girls welcomed the sport of roller derby back to Canada, playing in the first public house league game in Canadian flat track history.
Inspired by the the success of Hammer City's opening game, one of Toronto's first teams, the Smoke City Betties, began to consider hosting a public event as well. In the end, they decided on a semi-closed tournament, or a "day of derby," featuring a tournament of mini-games with the winner crowned Derby Queens of the Pre-Season. These Derby Queens would then take on the host Betties in a full-length regulation contest.
Poster for Betties' D-Day. Held in August 2006; it was the first tournament in Canadian flat-track roller derby.
The Betties D-Day took place at George Bell Arena in downtown Toronto's west end on August 19, 2006. On that day, the formation of the Canadian roller derby community began. For many of the skaters there, despite having skated for months, it would be the first time they had ever seen a flat track roller derby game actually played.
Montreal had not even named teams yet and for this event divided its skaters into two squads, called the Cougars and the Felines. On the track, Hammer City's established teams, not surprisingly, led the way. But it was Montreal who proved the biggest surprise, playing each other in the best game of the first round (a one-pointer won by the Cougars) before defeating the newly named Chicks Ahoy! out of Toronto in the semifinals.
While they did lose in the final to the Hamilton Harlots, the league's performance provided a certain kind of foreshadowing for the dominant league it would quickly become.
Montreal's New Skids on the Block at the 2010 Quad City Chaos (Photo by Derek Lang)
In March 2010 Toronto Roller Derby's travel team, CN Power, hosted what was essentially an unofficial Canadian championship. The two-day tournament, called the Quad City Chaos, featured the four top teams in Canada at the time. Hammer City's Eh! Team, Montreal's New Skids on the Block and Vancouver's Terminal City All-Stars joined Toronto for a round robin tournament.
One of the most anticipated moments of that first Quad City Chaos was the opening game between Hammer City and Montreal. Within the past year, both had become the first Canadian—and first non-US—members of the Women's Flat Track Derby Association, which meant that they were going to be a part of the WFTDA's ranking system and were eligible to compete for a spot in the association's annual playoffs. This historic game not only contained the first WFTDA-sanctioned game in Canada, but it was also the first between two non-US teams and the first to ever be played outside of that country.
Montreal had been on somewhat of a tear at the end of 2009 and the beginning of 2010, playing anyone and everyone and going wherever they needed to go to do so. In the weeks leading up to the Quad City Chaos they'd gone on a two-game weekend road trip to Arizona, followed by a three-game road trip down the east coast of the US, going 4-1 in the process. Although none of the games were broadcast, through textcasts on the Derby News Network and live twitter updates it was clear that Montreal was soaking up new slow-style strategies that were just being developed south of the border and had yet to reach Canada. By the time the Skids rolled into Toronto in March, they had become a changed team.
The Hamilton-Montreal showdown was a very early Saturday morning game at ToRD's Hangar; there were only insiders and superfans lining the track for this highly anticipated moment. The first hint that something might be different came while watching Montreal begin their warm-up off skates. While it's since become the norm, roller derby in early 2010, certainly in Canada, was still deeply cloaked in its punk rock attitude and the notion of working out off skates to improve on-skates performance was new. It seemed to many skaters to be a waste of valuable track time. But there was Montreal, running laps around the space, doing leaps and stretches and planks.
Montreal baffled Hammer City and sent a clear message to the Canadian roller derby scene at QCC 2010. (Photo by Derek Lang)
Within a few minutes of the opening whistle of that first game, it was clear that it was not going to be a pretty sight. Montreal dominated from the start; they baffled Hammer City with what at the time was strange play, alternating blazing speed with grinding slowness, an intentional duality that had never been witnessed in the Canadian game before. During the first New Skids power jam, when the Hammer City jammer was in the penalty box, the relentless Montreal blockers isolated a lone Hammer City blocker and then held her behind her counterparts who struggled to stay in play (i.e., to remain part of the pack). The jammer sped by the stopped skaters and Hammer City could only watch it all unfold, bewildered. Whatever game Montreal was playing was not the same as the one being played by their opponents.
To put things in context: within the previous eighteen months, Montreal's and Hamilton's travel teams had met twice in thrilling, incredibly closely matched contests. Montreal had been able to pull off both wins – but just barely – with fairly regular, though low scoring, results for the time: 58–48 and then 84–80. A combined difference of fourteen points over two games.
When the final whistle blew in that WFTDA-sanctioned game at the Quad City Chaos in March 2010 in Toronto, the scoreboard read 208–26.
Montreal would go on to beat Vancouver and Toronto with similar ease that weekend. Never before had one Canadian team so thoroughly dominated another, and especially not teams that shared such a similar history. But the game had changed: it had changed quickly and it had changed remarkably and it was obvious that Montreal was at the forefront of this evolution.
Montreal Roller Derby distanced itself from its Canadian peers in 2010, but then again, the team distanced itself from a lot of teams in 2010. The Skids would go on to skate to an 11–3 record that season, notching big wins against Tampa, DC, and Arizona.
By September of that year, the New Skids on the Block made flat track roller derby history when they laced up against their increasingly intense rivals Boston for a quarterfinal showdown in the WFTDA's Eastern Region playoffs. It was the fifth year of the WFTDA playoffs, and Montreal, qualifying sixth out of the twelve teams in the Eastern Region tournament, was the first non-US-based team to play in them.
This was the second year that the Derby News Network would broadcast the entire playoffs and there was a slowly growing global interest in the games. For pretty much the first time, the derby community was seeing the game being played in a way that was no longer comparable to their local version. The teams in the playoffs, and particularly those top twelve teams that would qualify for the championship tournament, were playing at a completely different level strategically and athletically from everyone else. And because Montreal was involved, there were plenty of Canadian eyes trained on the playoffs for the first time.
Montreal would lose that quarterfinal game to the higher ranked Boston and be relegated to the Consolation Bracket that they were expected to dominate, and for the most part, they did, crushing the Dutchland Derby Rollers from Lancaster, Pennsylvania, by two hundred sixty-five points before Raleigh's Carolina Rollergirls scored a controversial last-gasp two-point win over Montreal.
Montreal's appearance would resonate even beyond the borders of Canada. In 2011, London, England, would qualify for the playoffs and the two teams would meet up in the first all-international WFTDA playoff game in the consolation final of the 2011 Eastern Region tournament.
In only five years, Montreal had emerged as a potential flat track roller derby super power.
3. Fresher and Furiouser
Montreal's Arena St. Louis (Photo by Leslie Schachter for The Link)
Walking into Montreal's Arena St. Louis is for fans of roller derby what walking in to the old Montreal Forum would have been like for fans of hockey. After the closing of Edmonton's Grindhouse (AKA: the Metro Sportsplex) in the summer of 2014, Arena St. Louis became the single oldest continuously used arena for roller derby. It isn't a particularly special arena, and despite its location just off Rue St. Laurent in a trendy part of downtown Montreal, is pretty non-descript: A squat, rectangular brick arena that wouldn't look out of place in any small Canadian town.
In the summer of 2008, on the heels of hosting two successful house league seasons and one of Canada's first flat track roller derby tournaments (that April's inaugural Beast of the East), Arena St. Louis hosted Montreal's recruitment training sessions, also called "fresh meant." The goal was to get potential skaters from zero skill to ready for competition by the opening of the next season. The annual group of loosely organized skaters would eventually form their own rookie-team called the Smash Squad. It was a process and model that would become standard throughout the sport in Canada, the first step toward becoming a competitive skater, and in Montreal, the first step toward eventually becoming a member of the New Skids on the Block.
The Smash Squad builds into a houseleague-Bteam-Ateam system. The houseleague consists of three teams: Les Contrabanditas (Montreal's first official team, who debuted in February 2007 when they faced Toronto's Gore-Gore Rollergirls); Les Filles du Roi (who won the first house league Championship in 2007); and La Racaille. Their B-team, Les Sexpos, has been competing since 2008, virtually as long as the league has had a travel team, and has had continued success, including winning the 2015 B-Cup Challenge and finishing 9th in the 2015 Full Metal Bracket (which was essentially a WFTDA championship for B-teams).
While this is a model that is pretty standard in the sport, in Canada, no league has been able to use this structure to its advantage or replace talent at the top as consistently as Montreal Roller Derby has. From the very beginning, this consistency has been evident, and while over the past eight years they have tinkered with the model (creating more blend between the A and B-travel teams for example), they have held the course and the commitment to consistency has paid off in consistent results.
While their house league hosts the annual Beast of the Beast tournament and the Sexpos and Skids are two of the busiest travel teams in the country, given Montreal's lack of proximity to other leagues of a similar calibre, the Smash Squad didn't debut to the larger Canadian public until the summer of 2012. Montreal, by then, had clearly pulled ahead of the Canadian flat track pack, but there was one tournament where the league had yet to make a splash: the Fresh and the Furious.
Montreal's Fresh and Furious debut was a record-setting victory over Woodstock. (Photo by Greg Russell)
Spawned from 2008's Virgin Suicides Brawl, a five-team tournament featuring new teams in established leagues that had been hosted by the GTA Rollergirls, the league resurrected the rookie-focused tournament in 2011 as a sixteen-team double elimination tournament played out in 20-minute games. Taking place over the course of one (long) day on two tracks, the tournament has become the launching point for virtually every skater in Quebec and Ontario. In 2012, Montreal's Smash Squad entered their first Fresh tournament as virtual unknowns, and promptly opened with a then record-setting 127-10 victory over Woodstock and proceeded to destroy the competition from there, rolling all the way to the championship game.
In the thirty-minute final against Royal City's Top Herloins, the Smash Squad were trailing for much of the first half of the game and were down 50-42 with thirteen minutes to go. With a power start and some momentum building, the Smash Squad decided to go with a lean, powerful—though sometimes erratic—jammer who seemed loaded with as-of-yet unrefined talent, but who had been inconsistent and had picked up a few penalties in this game already. She promptly powered through Royal City's defensive wall and along with the help of some good offense, carved up the Guelph defense for a 19-point, game-changing jam. It would be the first of a game-deciding 44 points scored over the next ten-minutes of the game by a first-year jammer named Miracle Whips.
The Smash Squad would go on to dominate that final third of the game, cruising to a 122-61 win. While the team would feature other future stars of the league like Demanda Lashing and Saucisse, the tournament-clinching win had provided the derby community with the first glimpse of the game-changing potential of Miracle Whips, but mostly reminded the community that from the ground on up, Montreal Roller Derby was a step ahead.
4. Mending a Broken Heart
Montreal's home bench at Centre Pierre Charbonneau, site of a 2016 WFTDA Division 1 playoff tournament. (Photo by Sean Murphy)
It is probably safe to say that no one thought 2016 would be the year. At least, not by the time playoffs rolled around.
By September 2016, Montreal Roller Derby and fans of the New Skids on the Block had become accustomed to playoff heartbreak; so much so that you could say it had become like a yearly ritual:
2010: Carolina 127 vs. Montreal 125. Although expectations were muted for 6th seeded Montreal in their debut at Eastern Regionals, they were expected to at least improve their ranking, but after leading Carolina for much of the game, they entered the final jam up by 3 only to receive a controversial jammer penalty and give up 5 points. It was a shocking loss considering Montreal had destroyed Carolina (in Carolina) 135-29 during the regular season.
2011: London 137 vs. Montreal 135. The fifth-place game at the 2011 Eastern Regionals was an instant classic and one of the great games of the era. But yet again, a regular season win over London had expectations high for Montreal. After a close first half, Montreal had to overcome a 70-point deficit in the second, coming up just short after a furious comeback. It also just happened to be the first WFTDA playoff game between two non-US opponents.
2012: London 191 vs. Montreal 122.This highly anticipated quarterfinal rematch between third seed Montreal and sixth seed London was won midway through the second half when Montreal failed to field a jammer resulting in a 35-0 London jam from which the Skids could not recover.
2013: Ohio 212 vs. Montreal 149. The path to champs was laid out perfectly for second-seed Montreal, who were upset by sixth-seed Ohio in the semifinals after an inexplicably lacklustre performance. Despite an extraordinary game from legendary jammer Iron Wench (in her last playoff appearance), who jammed 22 out of 43 jams for a game-high 84 points (four other jammers on Montreal skated the other 21 jams), the team looked unprepared and unfocused. Poor clock management on the bench cut short a potential late comeback.
2014: Charm City 143 vs. Montreal 142. This heartbreak came in the Division quarterfinals and it came after leading the game for all but one jam in the second half (and by as much as 31 points with 8 minutes to go). A penultimate 23-point jam from Charm City to take the lead stunned Montreal, who would go on to destroy the consolation bracket by an average differential of 142 points, leaving everyone to wonder "What if?"
2015: Minnesota 162 vs. Montreal 134. 28 points was the difference between a Championship berth and heartbreak last year. The third place Division playoff game was another classic, featuring six lead changes in total. Montreal led by 1 at halftime and then again, 116-112, with 12 minutes to go but couldn't hold off Minnesota in the waning moments.
Despite the oh-so-close loss to Minnesota in the 2015 Division playoffs, Montreal had to be feeling good about themselves after coming on strong at the end of what was expected to be a rebuilding year.
The Skids were pushed by Canadian teams like never before in 2015, and seemed to have lost their stranglehold on the Canadian flat track scene. In successive games in late April and early May, Toronto had come within 9 points of knocking off Montreal before Terminal City finally accomplished the feat at the Big O with a thrilling 182-177 win.
Terminal City's win at the Big O tournament put an end to a streak of national dominance that Canada will probably ever see again. Although Terminal had defeated Montreal once before in a shortened, non-regulation game, beginning in July 2008, the Skids had been on a nearly eight year, seventeen-game winning streak against the top teams that Canada had to offer. During that time, Montreal defeated Hammer City (twice), Toronto (six times), Rideau Valley (twice), Tri-City (twice), Oil City, Calgary and Terminal City (also twice); essentially, the cream of the crop of Canadian flat track.
But despite the early season growing pains, by the end of the year, they had clearly distanced themselves from their national rivals and after the playoff success of 2015, hopes were much higher coming into the 2016 season.
And it started off with a bang.
Rideau Valley and Toronto were the first victims of Montreal this year, and despite 13-point and 9-point nail biters in their two most recent meetings, the Skids stomped a rebuilding Toronto team by 363 points in April. By June's ECDX tournament, Montreal was sporting a 6-1 record with the sole loss coming to London.
Philly handled Montreal with surprising ease in a June showdown at ECDX (Photo by Joe Mac)
However, word on the track heading into Philadelphia was that all was not right on the bench with the Skids, and although they were able—as expected—to handle Boston in their opening game, Montreal completely came apart against Philly in the ECDX closer. After a tight start to the game, Philly went on an early 56-4 run and barely looked back on their way to a surprisingly easy 256-139 victory. Although expectations had been high for a first-ever Montreal win over their rivals, the Skids lacked cohesion on the track, and at three separate times during the game were held scoreless for stretches of at least five jams. While they were lacking injured veterans Jes Bandit and KonichiWow, the team, to put it mildly, looked out of sorts.
After that weekend, behind-the-scenes tension led to a mid-season roster shakeup that saw core veteran skaters Scores Easy and national team member Demanda Lashing (and up-and-comer Russian Cruelette) leave the team. By the time Montreal rolled into the Division playoffs, the Skids were a team thin on experience. First-year Skids Lau-Rider, Ptite Pouliche and Sneaky Devil all saw track time in playoff games, and as the team prepared to face off against Bay Area in the third-place game, they had just seven skaters on the roster who'd played in the third-place game only a year previous. Al K Traz, Cracker Jass, Why So Sirius and Ti-Coune, all in their first year as regulars on the all-star lineup, were suddenly thrust into major competitive roles in the pack in the biggest game of their league's history.
While the jammer rotation had retained Miracle Whips and the French national-team skater Falcon Punch (both of whom played the derby of their lives in the tournament), it was bolstered by transfer TerminateHer (from Green Mountain) and the return of Honey Badger after a year skating with Tri-City in southern Ontario.
Bolstered by a raucous home-town crowd at the Centre Pierre-Charbonneau, The Skids got off to a ferocious start against Dallas in the quarterfinals, going on a 44-6 run over the opening 10 minutes of the game. Dallas would not get within 30 the rest of the way. That game was followed by a tough semi-final loss to London, setting up the must-win game against Bay Area.
Montreal's New Skids on the Block moments after clinching their spot at the 2016 WFTDA Championship tournament. (Photo by Sean Murphy)
Although the roster lacked playoff experience overall, it was anchored by some core skaters who played their hearts out in the game. From double threat Mange Moi El Cul and long-time skater Chees Grater (literally one of the most experienced skaters in the Canadian game; she'd played in that inaugural Hammer City game in Burlington on 2006), to the late-season return of national-team member KonichiWOW, the veterans came to play when it mattered. Surgical Strike was a stalwart blocker, whose seemingly unflappable (and unmoveable) presence on the track acted as both a literal and figurative anchor. But given the situation and the stakes, perhaps the greatest performance came from the sole-remaining original New Skid, Jess Bandit.
After missing most of the season due to injury, not too much was expected of the decade-long member of Montreal Roller Derby and two-time member of the Team Canada, but when it mattered most, Bandit's even-headed play and veteran poise kept the team in check. She was stunning in the final against B.A.D., elevating her game when it mattered most, reminding the Canadian crowd that she is one of the great blockers in our country's history with the sport.
At the draw for the 2016 WFTDA Championships in Madison, Wisconsin, a few weeks after the emotional victory, the Skids ended up with arguably the most unfortunate first-round opponent in the tournament: Los Angeles's surging Angel City Derby Girls. It will be a tough match up, but regardless of the outcome, after such a long, heartbreaking wait, it is one that will be savoured by not only Montreal Roller Derby and the New Skids on the Block, but also the legions of fans in the Neon Army marching behind them.
*Most of the historical elements in this profile are adapted from Eight-Wheeled Freedom: The Derby Nerd's Short History of Flat Track Roller Derby. Now available in bookstores and online.
*Montreal is not the first Canadian team to play at the WFTDA Championship tournament. Read a similar profile of the Rideau Valley Vixens, chronicling their march to the 2014 Division 2 championship game here.
Posted in Beast of the East, Extreme Sports, Interview, Preview, Profile, Roller Derby, Sports, Uncategorized, WFTDA Playoffs, Women's Sports on October 31, 2016 by Derby Nerd. Leave a comment
Eight-Wheeled Freedom: The Derby Nerd's Short History of Flat Track Roller Derby set for release Spring '16
Since the book is historical, I thought I'd take a look at some of the historic shots that have appeared on the site; this one by Kevin Konnyu captures the intensity of the great early ToRD rivalry between the Gore-Gore Rollergirls and Chicks Ahoy!.
I still miss ToRD's Hangar, and shots like this one by Derek Lang remind me why.
Some may have noticed that I've been posting just a little bit less this year as I have in the past—still hitting all the main high points in the season, but fewer of the traveling recaps and extra stuff I used to do. While this may be true, I can assure you that I haven't been spending any less time thinking and writing about roller derby, I've just been focusing those energies toward a different project: a full length non-fiction book about the sport titled Eight-Wheeled Freedom: The Derby Nerd's Short History of Flat Track Roller Derby that is nearing completion and will be released in Spring 2016 through Wolsak and Wynn.
There are, of course other reasons as well. I've been writing a column on WFTDA Canadian roller derby for Jammer Line and I've felt less pressure as there have arisen other great resources for derby news out of the ashes of DNN (among others); namely, Derby Central and even Derby Notes, which—even if I don't always agree with the opinions expressed—is capable of producing very informative articles on the game. And of course, I've been on the road as part of the broadcast crew for this year's WFTDA playoffs.
While the book has a Canadian perspective, the development of the larger game is certainly a focus as well. (Photo by Joe Mac)
So yes, while my focus has shifted, I've still been immersing myself in the game: I've been following it as closely as ever, I've been researching its place in contemporary culture—how and why it has evolved the way it has. Eight-Wheeled Freedom is part sociological study, part memoir and part historical recounting of the 21st century revival of the sport of roller derby as a flat track game primarily played by women; there is a particular focus on the development of the game since it came to Canada in 2006.
Sustained global growth of the game has separated flat track roller derby from every version that came before it. This is a Greg Russell photo of the first game played at the first ever Roller Derby World Cup (Canada vs. France).
While told from my point of view, it is not really a memoir in any traditional sense, but the structure of the text mirrors my growing understanding of the game and community right alongside flat track roller derby's own growth. Also, while the text will provide a historical overview of the revival, it is not just a history book, and the focus is on why the sport has become so established in light of past failures of roller derby to inspire a grassroots movement. Another important focus of the text is the game's evolution from sports entertainment spectacle to a complex, competitive endeavor.
An intense shot of intense action by Neil Gunner. One focus of the book is on roller derby's evolution from spectacle to sport.
The layout of the book is not chronological, but instead moves thematically in its exploration of the game and the surrounding community, tackling historical moments through an explanation of the cultural significance of the events. For example, a chapter on the influential 2006 A&E television show Rollergirls is framed around a discussion of roller derby's role in third wave feminism. Another chapter looking at the history of Toronto Roller Derby's relationship with Toronto Pride and the Pride-affiliated roller derby event that features an international all star game also examines the role that the sport has had in the LGBTQ community and, in turn, the influence this community has had on the development of the game.
With the WFTDA celebrating its 10th anniversary and the Canadian game about to celebrate a decade-long existence as well, it seemed like the perfect time to tell the story of flat track roller derby.
Some of you may recognize that Wolsak and Wynn also published my first book, David Foster Wallace Ruined my Suicide, and did an excellent job on it, so the book and the story are in good hands. That book's designer, the excellent Marijke Friesen, returns as well. Work on the text is nearing completion with work on layout and other formatting concerns beginning as well, and keep an eye out for a book-specific website launching in the new year.
For now, stay tuned for updates on the final stages in the development of Eight-Wheeled Freedom.
Thanks readers and roller derby fans for your continued support!
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Off the Beaten Track, Preview, Profile, Roller Derby, Sports, Women's Sports and tagged derby nerd, Eight-Wheeled Freedom, Wolsak And Wynn on October 27, 2015 by Derby Nerd. 1 Comment
What's in a Name?: Rebranded Uhaul Brawl Proudly Kicks off Toronto Pride
Tight walls from the Plaid Mafia at the 2015 Uhaul Brawl. (Photography by Neil Gunner)
At the end of the week of Pride Toronto 2015, on the eve of the biggest annual Pride weekend in North America, the United States of America kind of stole the show. When that country's Supreme Court rendered the decision to allow same-sex marriage across the board, the world, including those already well caught up in the midst of the rainbow wave in Toronto, rejoiced. It was a monumental moment in the ongoing mainstream shift in Western attitudes toward the LGBTQ2 community and will undoubtedly be looked back upon as a decisive moment in our march toward universal human rights. But, of course, we're not quite there yet. On the morning of Friday, June 26, 2015, as news of the Supreme Court's decision dominated headlines, roller derby fans in Toronto were only slowly awaking and shaking off the previous night's festivities. It had been a long Thursday for those who'd attended the Uhaul Brawl, the city's annual all-queer all-star roller derby event, which, for the third year in a row was co-organized between Toronto Roller Derby and the GTA Rollergirls. It's been an important event in the history and development of the sport in this city, and arguably represents contemporary roller derby in its purest form: fun, athletic, and with a clear progressive agenda.While this was the seventh year for the event (first held in 2009 at the George Bell Arena), this was the first year since letting go of the event's original moniker, the Clam Slam.
The Blundstone Brigade and The Glitterrazzi kicked off the night with an exciting game that went down to the final jam.
Since re-emerging in Austin in the early part of the 21st Century, women's flat track roller derby has occupied a fascinating space in the North American sports community. Initially the flat track movement was a riot-grrrl inspired, third-wave feminist spectacle that made a mockery of sports culture, all the while flaunting a certain form of hyper-femininity that in equal parts drew people in and kept them out. The game and the places where it was played were celebrated as safe, celebratory spaces for women. The Clam Slam rose out of this ideology: celebratory, hyper-feminine, and even as the competitive level of the sport arose around it (and thus within the event as well), those core values remained. However, the justifiably giddy response around the Supreme Court's decision hid many problematic issues. For one, it highlighted how slow progress can be in the planet's richest democracy (Canada and many other Western nations had legalized same-sex marriage for at least a decade), and it also masked the plight of those in the trans community, for whom progress and acceptance have been much harder to come by. While homophobia is still undeniably rampant in North America (primarily driven by the religious right), the lives of those in the LGB community have never been more protected as they are now. The laws of the land have indeed shifted, and while the members of the lesbian, gay and bisexual communities still face discrimination, they now have institutional protection and a guarantee of equal rights across the board (even if, sometimes, they still have to fight for them). The same cannot yet be said for the members in the trans community. Although it has been three years since Ontario passed Toby's Act into law, trans people, whether it be through a simple lack of access to washrooms or being placed in detention with those of the opposite gender (just to name two examples), still face the kind of surface—and institutional—discrimination that members of the LGB community have been mostly able to find protection from. It was out of this murky climate that the movement to change the name of Toronto's annual Pride-affiliated roller derby game arose. "We knew that [the name] was something that we had to address because we know that it's transmisogynist and we know that there are problems with that in roller derby as well as in other queer spaces," explains Uhaul Brawl co-organizer, Vag Lightning (skating at Uhaul Brawl as the Notorious V.A.G.).
There were twelve different leagues represented over the two games at Uhaul Brawl.
The initial idea was to change the name moving forward and to find something that didn't focus on women's genitals. But as the event neared, it became more and more obvious that the time for change was now: "We were going to do it for next year but we got called out—rightfully so," Vag admits, adding that "there are people who didn't sign up this year because of it." Specifically, Vag cites the criticism of new D-VAS skater The Lavender Menace as catalyst for the change, as it was she who first publicly articulated her feelings of exclusion, feelings that were quickly echoed across social media.
As the realization that people were being hurt and excluded from the event because of the name became more and more obvious (which is counter to the very essence of the event), change was instituted immediately. While the name and attitude surrounding the event had left some on the outside looking in, the event itself had never had a policy of exclusion, and trans women have been skating in the games since the inaugural Clam Slam in 2009. However, Vag acknowledges that while trans women have skated in the event, none had ever been involved in the planning, which is common: "that is something the event has suffered from as well as other events for queer women. Maybe if more trans women had been involved in an organizing position, these changes would have been made sooner. We have to talk about why trans women aren't involved in the planning." But, she's quick to point out, "It shouldn't be up to trans women to tell other queer women that what we're doing is problematic." The birth of the Uhaul Brawl seems to be part of a larger change in the roller derby community, built around a redefinition of inclusion. The reasoning behind the change, explains Vag, was that "The name itself perpetuates the assumption of what a woman is in queer womanhood."
This problematic assumption, when you sit down and think about it, is rampant in the roller derby community ("Beaver Fever" comes to mind), a vestige of its riot grrrl roots. "We like to pat ourselves on the back and talk about how progressive we are," points out Vag, citing the recent Vagine Regime-focused film In the Turn as being a surprisingly disappointing example of the community making assumptions about what a woman is in queer womanhood. "We want to push for a bigger conversation," Vag says, "as well as push for more change at the WFTDA level, including with the gender policy," which, she, and others, have pointed out, is problematic.
Many skaters skated under different names, including Montreal's La Grande Noirceur, who skated as Le Petite Mort.
What the name change has already accomplished is opening up the discussion to the community, and while there was some quiet resistance to the change, it was mostly accepted with open arms, celebrated even. And when the whistle blew, it didn't change what happened on the track: fast, fun, fantastic roller derby. For the record, The Blundstone Brigade won the opening game 156-154 after a furious last-jam comeback against the The Gliterrazzi, while Team Uhaul defeated The Plaid Mafia 187-133. While the US Supreme Court's decision was undeniably monumental, instead of seeing it as an end point in a battle, it should be seen as a beginning point of a push for the rights of those who are still excluded. While changing the name of one all-star roller derby event in Toronto seems a small gesture, it is the accumulation of those small gestures that will inspire change. "Hopefully doing stuff like this will ripple out to other leagues and we can all start doing a little better because we owe it to ourselves," Vag concludes. "We owe it to our community, and we owe it to trans women."
**The 2015 Uhaul Brawl was live streamed on layer9.ca. You can watch the archives here.**
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Recap, Roller Derby, Sports, Women's Sports and tagged Blundstone Brigade, Fresh and the Furious: GTA Drift, Plaid Mafia, Pride Toronto, Pride Toronto 2015, Team Uhaul, The Glitterazzi, toronto roller derby, Uhaul Brawl, Vag Lightning on July 2, 2015 by Derby Nerd. 2 Comments
Neil Gunner's Into Battle to Launch at ToRD's 2015 Season Opener
"I definitely had it in my mind to represent the full derby experience as much as possible."—Neil Gunner on preparing to publish Into Battle, his book of roller derby photography that will be available this weekend at ToRD's 2015 Season Opener.
"If I'm having to use my teammates to try to claw my way through, it's probably because I'm under heavy attack. That's how it feels when you're playing against Windy City." – Minnesota's Juke Boxx (now with London) on facing Windy City in the final of the 2012 WFTDA North Central Regional Championship.
Into Battle: The Roller Derby Experience in Photos and Interviews is a coffee-table sized sports photography book, but it's not your typical sports book, nor is it your typical book of photographs. And those are both good things.
The book is not simply a collection of the author's best or favourite photographs; it is instead curated thematically, divided into 27 sections that mimic the narrative of a roller derby event, from pre-game talks to stretching and gearing up, right through to the elation of post-game celebrations.
Beautifully and meticulously put together from the inside covers right through to the subtle background images of the text (ghostly shots of the floor the Bunker, home of Toronto Roller Derby), perhaps the most astonishing thing about the book is that it was self-published by the photographer himself, Neil Gunner. And everything from the vision to the actualization was all his doing.
"My main motivation was that I wanted full creative control, from art direction and layout to treatment of photos and skater stories to physical specs for the book," Gunner explained in a recent interview. "I didn't trust that some mass-market publisher would do justice to roller derby the way someone within our community would."
So despite interest from an American publisher, Neil set out on his own with little more than his large collection of personal photos representing a number of events (from house league matchups to the WFTDA playoffs) and 19 distinct leagues from throughout Canada and the United States, and only a slowly evolving vision for the book.
"When I started the process, I had no idea if it was even going to work," he admits now, "It all depended on the skaters – if they were willing to share, we were in business. Thankfully, the vast majority were very open and engaging; once I'd done a couple of interviews, I knew I was on to something."
Interestingly, the book emerged out of a somewhat constructed collaboration that went beyond the natural game-time collaboration between photographer and subject. Instead of simply organizing the photographs into thematic sections, Gunner also made the fascinating choice of interviewing the subjects of the photos and using those words to accompany the photos as opposed to his own descriptions; this was one of the ideas that preceded the publishing of the text and ended up inadvertently shaping the content as well.
"When I started, I didn't immediately think 'chapters'; I wasn't even sure what the theme would be… As I started to complete interviews and create transcripts, I could see themes and patterns emerging; it was just a matter of putting those patterns together. Over several weeks, the patterns became categories, which became sections and then chapters, right down to individual page spreads…The photo and story I chose for the introduction—where Arch Rival's High Pains Drifter (Bench Coach) and Downtown Dallis are having their heart to heart—when I put those stories together, I thought, 'This is it. This represents the whole derby attitude.' It set the tone for the entire book."
"I was just thinking to myself, desperately like, 'Grab Acid's hand and take that whip.'" – Ohio's Smacktivist on a 2012 playoff showdown with Naptown.
Neil Gunner (whose derby photography can be found on his Flickr site) is unique in one way from most derby photographers: He is very selective about what photos he releases to the public after a bout or tournament, sometimes to the point where a double header, for example, will produce as little as twenty pictures; so even in his regular derby photography, he is building a narrative and it's something that he is conscious about: "One thing you'll notice when you look at my derby photography in general: I like to curate and I like to tell a story, if I can. Sort of a dramatic documentary. The one thing I knew from the start was that this (book) couldn't be just a bunch of photos with no context – I mean, who'd care, right?"
This structural decision makes for a surprisingly engaging read. As with any book of photos, it's entirely possible to open randomly and be impressed by the pics and the layout, but rare in photography books is the ability to read it from start to finish as you would a novel or even a game recap.
But collecting and selecting the images and doing the interviews—while undeniably a massive undertaking—is just the first step in the production of a book; beyond that, the actual production can take as much time or more and can offer immense challenges, particularly from someone self-publishing a book for the first time. As Gunner admits, it required a lot of patience and the willingness to learn on the fly: "Every step of the process presented a unique set of challenges. The ones I didn't see coming all had to do with production. For instance, I taught myself InDesign in order to build the book layouts. I learned all about retouching to fix a couple things within some photos."
But the biggest challenge, he explains, was the actual preparation of the images for printing: "Photos intended for paper and a multi-million dollar printing press require a different output format than photos intended for a computer screen (CMYK versus RGB for those interested). The conversion process isn't hard, but the trick is maintaining image quality: images reproduced on paper often lose something. I did a lot of testing, and this is one reason why finding the right printer is so important." He ended up choosing a printer from Manitoba, and along with printing, they were able to offer advice as well.
As you learn through talking with people who have self-published, finding and receiving help along the way is key in the production. The term "self-publishing" itself is a bit of a misnomer, especially when producing a book as technically and structurally challenging as this one. All the steps a "traditional" publisher would take still need to be taken, and Gunner made sure to seek out help where needed, which included hiring a print production management team, Heidy Lawrance Associates, who ended up putting him in touch with the Manitoba-based printer and gave advice about aspects such as layout.
And that help extends into post production where he hired a copy/substantive editor, Stephanie Halldorson from h:editing, as well as a proofreader, Tan Light. "Believe me," Gunner is quick to point out, "the book was very much improved by their attention."
But when it all comes down to it, the stars of the book are the photos themselves and the subjects they contain. And the years of shooting roller derby have given Neil a refined eye for the sport and the action it contains.
There is a wide range of levels of derby captured in the book. The opening two-page spread of the "Teamwork" section (pp.76-77), for example, provides one image of a farm-team level game in Toronto opposite an image of a WFTDA elimination playoff game between Ohio and Naptown; despite the disparity in the levels of the game, the subject matter (two blockers attempting to whip their jammers past quickly advancing defenses) and the captured intensity are equal and presented as such.
"It was a messy, messy couple of seconds." – Windy City's Killanois on this encounter with a Montreal pack.
The set-up also allows for narratives to be told over two pages. One example appears in the "Contact" section where a sequence (pp. 46-47) showing the knocking down of a jammer (Windy City's Killinois) by a couple of Montreal blockers is described over both pages, with the narrative of the blocker (Montreal's Mel-E. Juana is the interviewed blocker) and the jammer accompanying the images. Similarly, a three-photo spread (pp. 160-161) in the "Tenacity" section shows an ongoing battle between a blocker (Forest City's Mirambo) and jammer (Toronto Roller Derby's Bala Reina). It's a compelling style, and one of the reasons that makes this book of photography so "readable."
In the end, what Gunner has managed to produce is as compelling a book about roller derby as the contemporary revival has seen. Add to that the fact that as a DIY project, it was a labour of love in line with the cultural aesthetic of contemporary roller derby, and you have a book that successfully captures a community.
While talking with Neil about the book, you get a sense that despite the effort, he enjoyed making it as much as we've enjoyed reading it. "You really have to enjoy the process. It's a huge amount of sustained effort; several phases were a full-time job. So you've got to have fun along the way or you'll never get through it. Which is why I'm eternally grateful to every skater who agreed to do an interview over a beer."
When asked if self-publishing was the right decision, he doesn't hesitate, "it was absolutely the right decision."
Into Battle will be available at Toronto Roller Derby's 2015 season opener, a double header featuring a rematch of the 2014 Battle for the Boot (Death Track Dolls vs. Gore-Gore Rollergirls) and Chicks Ahoy! vs. Smoke City Betties. Neil Gunner and others who appear in the book will also be available to sign autographs.
Tickets are now available.
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Profile, Roller Derby, Sports, WFTDA Playoffs, Women's Sports and tagged Arch Rival Roller Girls, Chicks Ahoy!, Death Track Dolls, Gore-Gore Rollergirls, Into Battle, Into Battle: The Roller Derby Experience in Photos and Interviews, Montreal Roller Derby, Naptown Roller Girls, Ohio Roller Girls, Smoke City Betties, toronto roller derby, windy city rollers on January 14, 2015 by Derby Nerd. Leave a comment
ToRD's 2015 Entry Draft Defined by Experience; Features First Junior Grad
"I feel like Beyonce herself parted the seas and said 'let there be joy.'" 2015 Chicks Ahoy draftee Vag Lightning on being selected by the team in the entry draft.
This was yet another big draft for Toronto Roller Derby bringing in a total of 24 new skaters to the home teams (plus three skaters either returning from a hiatus or who will also skate for CN Power), with the defending champion Death Track Dolls pulling in the largest numbers of skaters for the second year in a row, with eight new skaters added to the roster. Once again there was a great number of home grown D-VAS in the draft, mixed with some very impressive transfers.
While this year's transfers may not come from locales quite as diverse as those in last year's draft, the usual local transfers from the Rollergettes, the GTA Rollergirls, and DRRD (Durham Region Roller Derby) were also joined by skaters from Alliston (both Misfit Militia and Renegade Derby Dames) and one transfer all the way from New Zealand.
Smoke City Betties
Ann Bulance
Brickhouse Bardot
Fight of the Conchords
Isla B Damned
Juggernaut J
Smoka Cola
Experience is the word that defines the Smoke City Betties' 2015 draft picks. Coming off of a disappointing 2014 that saw them slip to the bottom of the standings and miss the playoffs, the Betties ended up selecting one of the most experienced set of draftees ever, all of whom are capable of having an immediate impact on the team.
Even the two homegrown skaters, Juggernaut J and Fight of the Conchords come with considerable track experience. Juggernaut was co-captain of this year's D-VAS and one of its most consistent blockers, while Fight has the distinct honour of being the first TJRD graduate drafted by ToRD. Moving from Saskatoon where she began as a junior, she was surprised that in TJRD's four years, they had yet to graduate a skater. While she says she feels some pressure, she's also confident that she is ready: "Junior derby really gave me the fundamental skills to do what I do," she said in the excitement of the moment. "I'm stoked to be part of this team and excited to be a part of ToRD."
The Betties' other five picks are all transfers with varying levels of experience. Isla B Damned comes all the way from New Zealand's Richter City Roller Derby, Smoka Cola is a product of the highly competitive Misfit Militia out of Alliston, and Ann Bulance and Brickhouse Bardot are familiar to any fans of roller derby in the city, having most recently played for the Rollergettes. "There was a vibe; the universe was telling me I was going to be in black and blue," said Ann who was not surprised to be picked by the Betties. "Heavy hitting and alt jamming," Brickhouse said in response to what both she and Ann bring to the team. Both see this transfer to ToRD as the logical next step in their derby careers.
Chicks Ahoy!
Annguard
Goreschach
Holly Mackinaw
Kimikaze
Monster Muffin
Slamureye
Vag Lightning
The Chicks Ahoy! had a bounce back season this year, returning to the playoffs after a year-long absence and looking much improved in every aspect of the game. They had a fairly substantial turn over this year, but picked players with a lot of depth of experience whether home grown or otherwise.
Annguard, Goreschach, Kimikaze and Vag Lightning were all core members of the 2014 D-VAS, while Slamureye, a 2013 transfer from Durham Region Roller Derby also payed some key minutes for the farm team. Holly Mackinaw is another more local transfer (Rollergettes) while the very experienced Monster Muffin brings vast experience and talent to the team (in particular to the Chicks' now depleted jammer rotation) from her time with Alliston's Renegade Derby Dames.
Vag lightning's only comment on being drafted to the team summed up the positive energy around the draft party and the feeling of exhilaration of the draftees: "I feel like Beyonce herself parted the seas and said 'let there be joy.'"
Gore-Gore Rollergirls
Extermi-knitter
Knocker Mom
Lady Gag-Ya
Murdercat
Stabbey Road
Tara Fying
After a roar-back season that saw them win the Beast of the East and climb back to the Battle for the Boot (for a record-setting seventh time). Things look solid for the skaters in leopard print moving forward, and despite their draft position, managed to stack the roster with a wide range of skaters, led by the return of long-time vet, the smooth-skating Lady Gag-Ya, who brings years of travel team experience back to her Gores. Similarly, Extermi-knitter and Murdercat both have a lot of track experience from their time in Durham Region Roller Derby (and elsewhere for Knitter). "I really liked their defensive game this season," said Extermi-knitter who also has experience jamming. "The Gores have some amazing jammers…I'm more useful as a blocker and I like blocking a bit more," she said. Her leaguemate Murdercat could immediately enter into the rotation, adding to that already existent depth.
Stabbey Road (who began skating with the GTA Rollergirls before transferring to ToRD), Tara Fying and Knocker Mom are homegrown talent who will help fill out a pack that was at times terrifying to play against last season.
The Death Track Dolls
April Cruel
Common Dominator
Elle Capwn
Goldie Lock N Load
Lace Frehley
PrEditor
Scarcasm
UpHer Cut
For the second year in a row the Death Track Dolls won the Boot, but yet again also have to deal with a massive roster turnaround (having eight open spaces for the second year in a row). The Dolls made it work in 2014 because they drafted wisely and they drafted for depth. And they just may have pulled it off again this year.
The new Dolls are lead by two returning skaters who were key pieces of the 2013 championship team: UpHer Cut (who returns after a year-long hiatus from the game), and Scarcasm (who will do double duty with CN Power this year). But there is experience also in returning veteran skater Goldie Lock N Load (who returns to ToRD for the first time since 2009 when she played two seasons for the Smoke City Betties). She's been busy for those five years in between refereeing, doing a little announcing, and, of course, running the Rollergettes.
Speaking of refereeing; two of Dolls' picks, April Cruel and Lace Frehley, both got their starts in roller derby as zebra-print enforcers so will bring a strong knowledge of the game to the defending champs. Finally, Common Dominator, PrEditor and Elle Capwn (who was actually a injury-call-up for the Dolls this season) round out the homegrown talent in the draft.
**Keep your eyes on Toronto Roller Derby.com for updates on what promises to be an incredible 2015 season!
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Preview, Profile, Recap, Roller Derby, Sports, WFTDA Playoffs, Women's Sports and tagged Chicks Ahoy!, Death Track Dolls, Durham region roller derby, Gore-Gore Rollergirls, Richter City Roller Derby, Roller Derby, Smoke City Betties, ToRD, toronto roller derby on November 23, 2014 by Derby Nerd. 1 Comment
The Long Road To Nashville: How the Rideau Valley Vixens Became Canada's First Representative at the WFTDA Championship Tournament
The Rideau Valley Vixens get lead jammer during their 224-139 semi-final win against Gold Coast at the 2014 WFTDA Division 2 playoffs. (Photo by Joe Mac)
It's March 2013, at The Bunker in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, and the Rideau Valley Vixens are playing the hosts, Toronto's CN Power, in the final game of the annual Quad City Chaos tournament. This is the fifth game between the two teams in three years, in what would have been a burgeoning rivalry had the games not all been so one-sided: Toronto had won all previous meetings by an average differential of 126 points.
There is under four minutes left on the clock and though Toronto has not run away with it as they have in previous bouts, they are up by 19 points and have led for the vast majority of the game. The Vixens have stuck with a very tight jammer rotation all weekend, barely veering from it, but suddenly Coach Adam Tasanko taps his blocker Jessica Kuehl on the helmet and hands her the star. A versatile skater, she has not jammed all game, rarely ever for the Vixens at this point, but it hardly seems to matter when the whistle blows. Lock down defense, physical jamming, 20 points and 90 seconds later and the Vixens have the lead. On another Coach's hunch, a second blocker, Sister Disaster, is then sent out with the star to close out the game. She picks up lead and the Vixens hold on to win by 13 in what at the time would be characterized as the biggest upset in Canadian roller derby history.
While that win did not directly lead to the Vixens' place in the 2014 WFTDA Division 2 Championship game (they didn't even make the D2 playoffs in 2013), it was a definite and noticeable turning point. From that moment on, the team—from its long-serving and well-respected coach to its core of veteran and well-respected blockers—began to carry itself with a little more confidence, even a hint of swagger. An attitude well-earned, as it's been a long road for the Vixens; full of obstacles and potholes, peaks and valleys, including its fair share of strife and heartbreak. But then, isn't that what champions are made of?
Roller derby is a pretty big deal in Ottawa. Despite its relatively small size (just under a million people), outside of Greater Toronto and British Columbia's Lower Mainland, there is no region in the nation that has more active roller derby players than Canada's capital. Spread out over three senior women's leagues, a men's team and a burgeoning junior program, during the spring and summer months, it's easy to catch roller derby every weekend in the city. And while having multiple leagues is not generally conducive to on-track success (for every distinct roller derby league in a city there is probably at least one melodramatic email chain and a string of broken hearts to go with it), the Vixens have (eventually) made it work.
Roller derby in Ottawa began in late 2007, and the roots of the Vixens can be traced all the way back to a meeting at the Babylon, a hard-to-define nightclub/dive bar on Bank St. It was there that the first meeting of Ottawa Roller Derby (ORD) took place. Founded by Kelly McAlear (AKA: Honey Bee), within months the league had a team, the Bytown Blackhearts, and had struck up an integral friendship with Montreal Roller Derby, who at the time was the closest league to Ottawa.
By April 2008, the team was set to debut at the Montreal's inaugural Beast of the East, a tournament featuring the fifteen house league teams in Ontario and Quebec at the time and filled out by Queen City's Devil Dollies out of Buffalo. Now seen as a seminal event in the development of roller derby in the country, it would be baptism by fire for the Blackhearts who were drawn to face off against one of the co-hosts, Montreal's La Racaille, in the opener. They would lose 65-29, but for a roster that contained many of the key early league stalwarts, including current Vixens members Hannah Murphy, Sister Disaster and Drunky Brewster, it sparked in them a lifelong love of the sport.
The Blackhearts had more success later that summer at the Virgin Suicides Brawl, a Toronto-based tournament hosted by the Greater Toronto Area Rollergirls and designed to feature new teams and inexperienced skaters (that has since been rebranded as the Fresh and the Furious). Advancing to the final, Ottawa squared off against Hammer City's Death Row Dames and after a tense last jam, appeared to have won the tournament, only to have the win stricken down after a recounting of the scores. They lost by a single point.
Both of these early performances proved to be incredibly important team-building trips for the young team, and provided essential foundational development for the skaters. However, despite the on-track success, behind the scenes, things were tense at Ottawa Roller Derby. The early days of new roller derby leagues, existing as they do in a sport that especially in 2008 lacked consistent and reliable organizational precedents, can be tumultuous at times and there were rifts forming in the new league. Citing disagreements in organization (single-owner business vs. non profit) and competitive direction, in the fall of 2008, the Bytown Blackhearts walked away from Ottawa Roller Derby and established itself as an independent, not-for-profit roller derby team.
Roller Derby Returns to Ottawa
In a 2010 interview, Jerry Seltzer told the story of roller derby's first foray into Ottawa in 1961. Only two years removed from taking over the reigns of roller derby from his father Leo, Jerry ventured north of the border in the winter of that year. He joked that it was on that trip that the first ever flat track game was played when the truck carrying the banked track froze in Sudbury and didn't make it to Ottawa in time.
On January 31st, 2009, the first modern game of women's flat track roller derby would be played in Ottawa, a full 48 years after the sport had first passed through the city. On that day, in front of a sold-out crowd, the newly independent Blackhearts would host Montreal's very strong B-travel team, Les Sexpos, with a roster featuring some of the key figures in the eventual founding and development of Rideau Valley: DDT, Soul Rekker, Blackout Susan, Scotch Minx and Screaming Meanie Massacre all helped round out the roster that would lose that first game, 108-65. It proved a valuable learning experience, and when the team travelled to Vermont to play Green Mountain the following week, they won narrowly 136-131.
As winter 2009 played out and the Blackhearts were preparing to return to Montreal for the second annual Beast of the East tournament, further strain and disagreements with ORD forced the Blackhearts to abandon their name. However, they were able to keep the logo and, undaunted, pushed forward. Within weeks a new league was born, the Rideau Valley Roller Girls, featuring the old Blackhearts logo: a roller girl with one hand on a cocked hip and the other thrusting a still-beating heart into the air—and its first team was named: The Slaughter Daughters.
Entering the Beast of the East in 2009, most eyes were on Montreal and Hammer City, the two leagues that had dominated the earliest days of Canadian Roller Derby, but three years in, the Canadian roller derby landscape had changed considerably at this point and the tournament also featured hopeful and up-and-coming leagues from Tri-City (Kitchener-Waterloo) and London, Ontario.
While ORD's new team Capital Carnage would get eliminated early, the Slaughter Daughters would go on to be the breakout team of the tournament, trouncing Tri-City's Venus Fly Tramps and Forest City's Thames Fatales before taking Montreal's heavily favoured (and eventual finalists) Les Contrabanditas to the limit in a three-point quarterfinal loss.
It would be a launching point for the new league and within months they'd named a second house league team (the Riot Squad) and began talks to form a distinct travel team, one that could play against the newly formed travel teams in Hammer City, Montreal and Toronto.
The Vixens Come out to Play
It was snowing heavily in Toronto on February 27th, 2010, but nonetheless, ToRD's venue at the time, The Hangar, was packed for the team's first game of the new season. Toronto's CN Power was preparing for a big year, and to kick things off, they were facing the newest team on Canada's competitive travel team circuit: The Rideau Valley Vixens. The Vixens were overwhelmed on that night against their big sisters from Toronto, getting beaten 199-49; nonetheless, the game represented a new era for roller derby in Ottawa and momentum would only build from there, even while yet another league, Capital City Derby Dolls, formed in the city.
For virtually the next two years the Vixens would slog it out primarily on the road, and between one-sided losses to vastly more experienced Canadian travel teams, they would gain hard-earned road victories against WFTDA B-teams and smaller US leagues like Ithaca, Central New York, and Morristown. It was a tough, hard road that every aspiring WFTDA team goes through early on. While some never make it out, many eventually learn to thrive on the adversity and the travel. The Vixens persevered.
In June 2012, two years after the team's debut, the Vixens would play their first WFTDA-sanctioned game on the road against Central New York. It would be a narrow loss–9 points–but would typify some of the consistency problems that the team would have in its early days in the Association (they had defeated CNY only a year before). For example, the Vixens would crush Buffalo's Queen City by 89 points, only to turn around and lose by virtually the same score to the same team five months later. Or the 2013 upset win over CN Power would be followed by a smothering loss to the less talented New Hampshire Roller Derby.
In all, the Vixens would play thirteen games in 2013, going 7-6 for the season (6-6 in sanctioned Play) finishing 68th in the WFTDA and just outside of the Division 2 playoffs. But there was undeniably a new, single-minded competitive focus on the team and in the league, starting with the desire for many of the skaters to begin playing under their real names (at least at the WFTDA level) and the formation of a B-level travel team (the Sirens) that would become a key breeding ground for future Vixens. Similarly, in the 2013 off-season a new home team would be formed (The Prime Sinisters) and all three rosters would be shaken up to help create parity at the house league level in hopes of raising the league's competitive level as a whole.
The Vixens began the 2014 season with a pre-season, non-sanctioned game against Alliston, Ontario's, Misfit Militia, largely considered Canada's top non-WFTDA team, and they'd win the scrappy affair, kicking off a five-game WFTDA winning streak that would see them solidify their Division 2 Playoff spot. They'd end up 7-1 on the season (6-1 in sanctioned play to improve 21 spots in the ranking to 47th) with only a late-season upset loss to Calgary spoiling their perfect record—but the loss provided a healthy late-season shot in the arm to refocus them for the playoffs.
The team was drawn to play in the Kitchener-Waterloo D-2 tournament, and in August became the first Canadian team to play a WFTDA playoff game on home soil. And they did not disappoint.
In one of the closest playoff tournaments in the WFTDA's history, the Rideau Valley Vixens would be the outliers, dominating their quarterfinal and semifinal games (the 89 and 105 point differentials were the two largest of the tournament—only two other games all weekend had differentials higher than 50). When they squared off against Bear City Roller Derby's Berlin Bombshells in the final, they would be part of history as one half of the first ever all-international WFTDA tournament final. It would, of course, go down as one of the great tournament finals in history as well, when the Vixens were able to hold on to a narrow lead in a frantic and thrilling last jam, getting outscored 20-18, but holding on for the three-point win and a berth in the Division 2 final against the legendary Detroit Derby Girls.
To Nashville and Beyond!
In 2014 the Rideau Valley Roller Girls have emerged from a potentially fractious Ottawa flat track scene to become one of the nation's most competitive and successful leagues.
They currently have five skaters on Team Ontario (Murphy, Bottema, Margaret Choke, Soul Rekker and Sister Disaster—not to mention that Brennan, H.P. Lovecrash, and Melanie Austin are alternates); also, Soul Rekker and Murphy have both been on the national squad since 2011. In 2014, the league had its first house league regular season and championship (won by the Prime Sinisters), while its B-team continued to develop and extended its travel to outside of Canada (into Ohio and New York State). This all coming off of the Slaughter Daughters' three-year run as the top house league team in the Canadian derbyverse, a run that included three straight appearances in the Beast of the East final, two of which they won. And now, of course, they have qualified for the WFTDA D2 championship game.
This Vixen's roster is one that is built to win, and built to win now. They play a short bench relying on a few carefully crafted lines, and stick to tight jammer rotations. For example, in their playoff tournament, the team travelled with only 12 skaters, three who exclusively jammed. Of the nine remaining, seven of them played between 46% and 60% of the total jams in the tournament: basically two lines in an on-off rotation. Aside from a few star passes, their three primary jammers (Soul Rekker, Shania Pain, and Melanie Austin[Tatious]) jammed all but one of the team's total jams on the weekend. All three of the jammers had strong weekends with Rekker scoring 345 points (second at the tournament) on 6.5 points per jam and a 66% lead percentage (both of which were tops on the weekend). Shania Pain finished fifth in scoring and recorded a 56% lead percentage. AustinTatious also cracked 50% (51.3%) and averaged a solid 42 points per game.
The roster is a strong mix of homegrown talent and well-integrated transfers. Four members of the charter (Murphy, Sister Disaster, Soul Rekker, and Da Big Block) remain from the Vixen's very first game in Toronto in 2010, while another, Drunky Brewster, has become the bench manager. The team also features other homegrown talent in blockers (including Margaret Choke, Jane Rudolph, and Bottema) and jammers (AustinTatious). But some transfers are key as well. It's been a few years since Brennan joined the league from Gainesville, Florida, while BlackeyE seems to have finally found a perfect fit after stints in Kingston and Toronto. Perhaps the biggest addition of the season has been jammer Shania Pain. Originally having learned her derby in the Yukon, Pain just completed her first season with the Vixens despite the challenge of studying in Saint John, New Brunswick, for the vast majority of the year. Although she missed a few games this season, she was incredibly impactful when present.
In Nashville on Sunday, November 1, 2014, the Rideau Valley Vixens will make history when they face off against Detroit for the D2 championship: it will be the first time that an international team will compete for a WFTDA title. Detroit will pose the biggest challenge that the team will have faced this season.
On a post on the Rideau Valley Roller Girls website after the tournament win in Kitchener-Waterloo, Coach Adam cited the biggest strength of the team as being their mental game, which has grown noticeably over the past few seasons: "I am beyond impressed with the mental fortitude and focus the team displayed," he said. "We upped our mental game ten-fold and avoided every possible meltdown on the bench and on the track."
It is true that there is something different about this Vixens team. You can see it in the focus of their gazes. It is the look of a team that has confidence in themselves and each other. It is the look of a team that is unified in its single-minded determination to win.
It has been a long, challenging road for the Rideau Valley Roller Girls and their Vixens, and even though it's just one stop of many on a road that will continue long after this season, this particular one in Nashville has all the feel of being a bigger stop than most.
**Read the Nerd's recap of Rideau Valley's Division 2 tournament win here.
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Preview, Profile, Roller Derby, Sports, WFTDA Playoffs, Women's Sports and tagged 2014 WFTDA Playoffs, rideau valley roller girls, rideau valley vixens, WFTDA, WFTDA Division 2 on October 30, 2014 by Derby Nerd. Leave a comment
Skull on Fire: Coping with Multiple Concussions in Roller Derby (Guest Post)
Guest blogger and retired skater Speedin' Hawking discusses her history of concussions and provides resources on diagnoses, rehabilitation, and how to ease yourself back into play.
"When you feel like this looks"
My 5-year derby-versary was approaching in only a few months. I was extremely excited to re-join our B travel team after a spot opened up, and brought that enthusiasm to my first practice back that night. Towards the end of practice we scrimmaged our A-team, as we often would. At one point when I was blocking, I got caught in a pick and took a clean hit in the chest. It caught me off guard and took me off my feet. My head flung backwards, and as I was falling, I am told that the back of my head made contact with another skater in motion who was behind me, thrusting it forward. My immediate reaction was a panic attack. I started hyperventilating and crying and was ultimately confused and really distraught. I quietly moved off the track to gain control of what I thought was just a weird emotional outburst, withdrew myself from the group and hid behind a pillar so as not to bring attention to my embarrassing reaction. I sat out for the few remaining minutes of the practice while our first responders and my loving derby wife checked me out and tried to put me at ease.
The author, Speedin' Hawking, pivots for the Bay Street Bruisers in a game against Royal City in October 2012. (Photo by Neil Gunner)
I didn't lose consciousness or forget my name, but I didn't know exactly what had happened or how. I was really confused, and that is unusual for me as a fairly aware skater. I felt like I got my bell rung and immediately felt 'out of it'. I drove myself home alone, which was a challenge in itself, as the road looked like that drunk driving commercial from the 80s. Bad idea.
If this was a concussion, it would have been my fourth in a year and a half. Given that I am a shorter skater at 5'2″, it's not a surprise that half of these were due to being hit in the chin or jaw and made worse with the whiplash that came with it. The other half are because I am a bit of a spaz in my day-to-day life. I wish I could tell you it's from being bad-ass.
Needless to say I took some time to stay off skates, and since have had to pack it in for roller derby. As sad as this is, I have found that since I have become a vet at this concussion thing lately, and more and more leaguemates of mine have been asking about it: What does it feel like? What can you do about it? Who do you go see? Should I get a hockey helmet? Face shield? You too??!! And so on. Or sharing quietly that they think they have one and ask what they should do.
I am not sure if you have noticed in your leagues, but I have never seen so many people off skates at the same time due to this injury. We have become fitter, better, more agile, faster and more aggressive skaters. We are weapons on wheels. We are making fancier moves on our skates. Our style of play has evolved to be more scrum-like. Our rules have recently changed to allow some clockwise movement. I am not sure if all these things are linked, but they can't be ignored either. If this is the way things are going, then let's look after our brains cause we only get one (at least for now: c'mon science, where are you on this one?).
I also sucked up precious screen time searching the Internet for answers as to how I was feeling, what's normal, and what I should do as a coping mechanism to counter the fear and anxiety I was experiencing. Now that I am mostly symptom-free 5 months later (hurray!) I thought I would compile some resources as well as share my learning from a derby perspective. This way, they are on-hand for others with symptoms who might be new to this or for teammates, captains and coaches to refer to in case of future injuries. Thanks to others who have gone through this too who shared their tips and resources with me.
I am not a doctor, or a professional healthcare provider, just a gal who has been searching for more and more answers on the Internet every time she bonks her face in roller derby.
If you think you or your buddy might have suffered a concussion, please visit a physician (sports or specialist if you can rather than a walk-in clinic or even your family doctor. Get checked out as soon as you can. Even if you think it's no big deal and you feel mostly fine. Even if you only feel "just a bit off". It's very easy to talk yourself out of your injury, especially if you have a game coming up, or are super busy in life, so you really need others close to you to call you on your bullshit.
Following is a summary of things you might be wondering about concussions along with some handy references.
Your skull is your body's built-in helmet. Your brain sits in your skull suspended in fluid. When you get rocked by a hit, your brain bounces around inside your skull, which can result in "bruising." This could be because you fell and hit your head, but can also occur by being jostled or shaken.
Watch this! Science!
Also watch this: 10 Things You Didn't Know About Concussions
"What Happens to the Brain During a Concussion" from Scientific American
"What a Bump to the Head Looks Like Inside Your Brain" from PBS.
WHIPLASH AND CONCUSSION-LIKE SYMPTOMS
Found to be highly related to concussions, whiplash can produce similar symptoms. Sometimes the tension or alignment in the neck that results can cause a pinching in your spine, which can have the same weird neurological effects as a concussion.
"Whiplash: 5 Things You Should Know" from spineuniverse.com
POSSIBLE CAUSES OF CONCUSSION
I am sure you are creative and can find more ways but here are some common ones:
– impact to the head from a hit or a fall
– impact to the face or jaw causing the head and neck to jostle and may include whiplash
– impact to the body causing the head and neck to jostle and may include whiplash
Read the Mayo Clinic's list of basic causes here.
DIAGNOSIS AND TESTING
On-Track:
Ensure that your first-responders or coaches and managers in your league have been trained to screen and assess if a concussion may have occurred or can help with triaging the injury. Review WFTDA Safety Protocol Section 6 carefully as well as Appendix C-D for concussion info.
The SCAT (Sport Concussion Assessment Tool) is quite commonly used. The current version is SCAT3: Sport Concussion Assessment Tool
Here's an offline sheet that you can keep a few copies of near the track or in your bags: Sport Concussion Assessment Tool PDF
The CDC also offers this palm card that walks through the assessment: Palm card assessment
And, of course there's an app for that! Here's a great breakdown of the popular concussion apps.
Post-Concussion:
You might end up getting a CT Scan or in bad cases an MRI to be sure there's no head trauma or blood clotting, but because it's really hard to "see" bruising on your brain, there is really no conclusive way at this time to see how bad your concussion is. You break a bone, you get an x-ray and can see it. We don't have that kind of thing yet for concussions.
So the best you can do is monitor your symptoms which is why it's super important to see a doctor and talk this out with them. Bonus points if they have a specialty or are a sports physician who deals with this a lot.
There are tests that rely on testing your neurological responses, cognition and balance, but their accuracy is debated and there aren't any broadly accepted tools at this time for diagnosis. A couple of them are:
King-Devick Test for Concussions
As for finding a physician, many in our league here in Toronto have visited the David L. MacIntosh Sport Medicine Clinic at the University of Toronto for help
UHN Krembil Neuroscience Centre, Toronto Western Hospital
Sport Concussion Centre at York University
Canadian Sports Concussion Project
The clinic you visit already for physio for your myriad of other derby injuries might also have someone there with a specialty in treating sports concussions.
Here is a list of common symptoms. This is your best way to track your progress, so really try to monitor how you feel. Write it down every day even. You might start seeing patterns emerge after certain stimulus. For example, during a regular work day post-concussion, it was normal for me to get a pressure headache between 3 and 4 pm due to computer usage and thinking so darn hard. I knew I was getting better when that would start to go away.
Think of it as a "buffet" of options, or a "portfolio". You might not feel all of them at any given time, but even feeling one of them counts. Don't tell yourself that you don't have a concussion if you feel a bunch of these but then don't feel nauseous, for example. A good sign is thinking that something is out of the ordinary for you. Also, you aren't better until your symptoms go away completely.
If you decide to take anything to treat these symptoms (like ibuprofen or anti-nauseants), just be aware that you could be masking your symptoms which is your only reliable way to measure progress in your rehab.
Noise Sensitivity
Feeling "in a fog"
Fatigue or low energy
More emotional
Nervousness or anxiousness
"Concussion Signs and Symptoms" from momsteam.com
"Concussion Signs and Symptoms" from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
POST-CONCUSSIVE DISORDER
This is actually a thing! You are not on crazy pills! You may have rolled away from a practice or game feeling alright after a hit, but then start feeling the effects later or a month later. Post-concussive disorder symptoms skew more on the psycho-behavioural side of things rather than physiological. So if you are seeing behavioural or emotional changes in yourself, this could be why. Like feeling extra "hulk-smash-y" or like you are PMS'ing, or like your old anxiety challenges have been triggered again. Try not to get too paranoid about it and go see a doctor to put you at ease and work on next steps to rehab.
Rest. That's it. Cognitive and physical rest. Nothing fancy. Unfortunately this often means laying down and doing nothing, no brain stimulation. This includes abstaining from watching videos, listening to music, reading, writing, audiobooks. Stay off your smart phone! It's like your body is now grounded as punishment for doing something dumb to your brain. You might be sensitive to light and certain frequencies of sound, so hang out in a dim and / or quiet room. Earplugs and sunglasses become your best friends.
ETY Plugs by Etymotics have been the best ever, I take them everywhere with me.
Work with your physician to determine a plan for what's best for you as far as timing, rest and return to activities and exercise. Determine if you have to take a leave from work or school, and if there is any disability support in place to assist you with keeping up. If you are typically a busy-body, then you might need someone to explicitly tell you how to rest.
Stay away from practice. Watching your teammates skate fast around and around while whistles go off can be overstimulating. As much as you might want to participate off-skates and be with your team, this environment does not help with your rehab. Hopefully your coaches and teammates understand.
Supplements: Unlike taking something to treat your symptoms, your doctor might prescribe supplements that promote brain healing and cognitive improvement. This might include:
Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) – promotes the production of energy in the brain's blood vessels (1)
Magnesium – improves synaptic plasticity, aids memory and learning (2)
Vinpocetine – enhances cerebral blood flow and neuroprotective effects (3)
DHA Omega-3 or Fish oil – brain development (4)
Vitamin B22 (From howstuffworks.com)
"Magnesium Boosts Brain Function" from wellnessresources.com
Vinpocetine (Wikipedia)
Docosahexaenoic Acid (Wikipedia)
Physio / massage: Your treatment plan from your doctor might also include cranial massage or acupuncture to help with the pressure release and stimulate circulation to the brain to aid the healing process. I have had cranial massages, skull pecking, acupuncture in my head and even a deep neck flexor massage for whiplash. I have also been prescribed neck strengthening exercises as part of my physio.
Your treatment plan might even include some low-impact exercise to help increase blood flow to your brain. I found it also helps get those feel-good endorphins going to counter those downer feelings you might be experiencing.
This is going to take time, and like all injuries, rushing back will only harm you in the long run. You want to be sure that you are fully recovered before trying to skate again in order to avoid aggravation or re-injury. Since multiple concussions have a cumulative effect, you don't want to experience another, and especially not right away. It will set you back exponentially and can leave you with lingering or long-term effects.
Most concussion guidelines for sports have a pretty explicit return to play outline, however, ensure that your doctor clears you to skate initially (your sport is skating around and around for hours!) and then again to resume contact.
Here are a few good ones:
"A Heads Up on Managing Return to Play" from Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
"Return to Play" from Parachute Canada
"Sport-Related Concussion Evaluation and Management" from the Canadian Pediatric Society
Captains and managers should also treat this injury as they would any other player injury. Depending on your league policies, a doctors note would be ideal. Know the steps:
No activity, complete rest
Light aerobic exercise
Sport-specific activities – like skating
Drills, no contact
Drills with contact
Take it step by step.
Start with light, low impact activity, like biking, walking or swimming, and move through the levels only if you are completely symptom-free. Not even a little headache. If you do feel your symptoms as a result, you need to continue your rest and rehab. Then try again at that level. This can sometimes be a slow, frustrating process.
There are also newer studies that suggest some exercise might also accelerate your progress. Best to just monitor how you are feeling. Try and see what might work for you and how you feel.
If you have suffered from multiples or even a single major event, know when it's time to pack it in. Look at your risks vs rewards if you are considering returning, and consider how to avoid long-term damage (Decrease competitiveness? Try low contact? Take a couple of years off?)
As much as we are in love with our sport and the derby community, you only get one brain.
Like my catholic upbringing taught me, the surefire way to avoid accidents is abstinence from engagement in risky activities. But really, we can't skate around in a safety bubble like in bubble sports, can we? No really, can we??!!!
We play a contact sport that celebrates our athletes' differences in size and shape, and we would hate to see that change. We have complete understanding that sometimes accidents just happen in contact sports.
Here are some ideas, however, that could help avoid first or future concussions in roller derby, or at least reduce the frequency we are seeing. It would also be wonderful if the ruleset was evaluated for safety by medical professionals and revised accordingly in addition to considering changes related to improvement of game play and spectator experience.
Helmets and face shields: Helmets can be great for helping absorb impact when hit, and protect your skull, but can't help as much when you get a shot in the face or whiplash. At least, start with a legit multi-impact helmet for real! With the hard foam. Take that rubberized helmet you bought and throw it in the garbage. Don't let your fresh meat buy them when they are investing in gear at the beginning. Check out section 9.1.3 of the rules to find out what equipment variations pass. Just like all of your other gear try options on, or borrow from your pals till you find the proper fit. Acknowledge that your head shape just might not fit properly with certain models. Look for a balance of protection and functionality (lightweight, not too hot, etc.) Some might find that hockey-style helmets stabilize the jarring and head and neck a bit more. Some find that face shields help prevent face hits. There are many options, just don't cheap out on this body part when it comes to protection.
Practice backwards blocking as a skill: This is a newer blocking style that is becoming more prominent in game play, however not one commonly taught as a foundation in fresh meat programs. Practice greater control when transitioning quickly. Practice more upper body blocking techniques, giving and receiving, with the aim of avoiding flailing limbs or head/face hits. Especially try safely backwards blocking and side blocking or "picking" with a variety of different-sized opponents.
Strengthen your neck and upper body: Roller derby is definitely a total body sport, so don't forget these body parts in your dry land training. Now that there is much more backwards blocking and shoulder blocking, strengthen this part of your body so that you can safely absorb and deliver these upper body hits. For blockers, this may also help dealing with that transfer of momentum from jammers coming in hot to a slow or stopped pack.
Call out head and face hits: For coaches and managers, try to pay attention to these hits as much as you would cutting and back blocking if refs aren't at practice to call the high blocks. I feel like we let this one slide a lot because "it just happens", meanwhile, we might be enforcing sloppy play and letting repeated hits to the face or head happen, which over time could increase susceptibility if a bigger hit is received. Remember that this injury is cumulative. Pull or bench any players for egregious play for sure.
TALK ABOUT IT
Finally, talk this out with others in your league or reach out to our amazingly supportive sports community. As horrible as it was that a number of us got injured at the same time in our league, we've become a great little support group for each other. It has also helped raise awareness about the injury in our league. There's a great deal of comfort in knowing that you have leaguemates concerned for your well-being that have experienced the same symptoms and are going through rehab with you, especially in dealing with the psycho behavioural effects. We have also shared a great deal of knowledge and referred others to the right doctors, as well as have some ideas for future projects in this area, so stay tuned!
We play an adrenaline-driven sport that on top of it all, we put our hearts into organizing, building, running and progressing. This can make it extra challenging to pull back when the time comes, whether it's taking a short break or a long one.
There's a great documentary called The Crash Reel that helps puts things into perspective and does a great job illustrating how passion for our sport can take over. Thanks Kamikaze Kitten for the recommendation and for being just a random Facebook message away!
Watch Trailer: The Crash Reel
Save your brain, you may need it later.
And if you are currently rehabbing a concussion, thanks for using up some of your screen time here.
Feel free to keep the conversation going here in the comments section, or by sharing your resources and experiences too!
Guest Blogger Speedin' Hawking skated with Toronto Roller Derby from 2009 to 2014 as a member of the Death Track Dolls (2013 co-captain) and the Bay Street Bruisers B-level travel team (2012-2013).
Speedin Hawking blocking in a preseason game against Tri-City's Venus Fly Tramps before her 2010 rookie season with ToRD. (Photo by Chrissie Woo)
***Would you like to be a guest blogger?? Contact the Derby Nerd with questions, proposals, or recommendations at thederbynerd@gmail.com***
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Profile, Roller Derby, Sports, Women's Sports and tagged Bay Street Bruisers, concussion symptoms, Concussions, Death Track Dolls, head injury, rehabilitation, Roller Derby, Speedin Hawking, The Crash Reel, toronto roller derby on October 9, 2014 by Derby Nerd. 7 Comments
Nerd to Release First Work of Fiction; Launch Dates Set for Toronto, Tri-City
The Nerd takes a moment for some shameless self promotion of book launches set for April 16 in Toronto and April 17 in Waterloo.
Writing as D.D. Miller, the Nerd's first book of fiction will be launched on April 16 in Toronto and the next night in Waterloo. Those old blue roller skates on the cover play a significant role in the book.
As some of you may have known, the Derby Nerd doesn't just write about roller derby; I also write fiction as D.D. Miller.
Next week, my first work of fiction, a short story collection called David Foster Wallace Ruined My Suicide and Other Stories, will be published by Wolsak & Wynn (through its new Buckrider Books imprint).
This book has been a long time coming and features a wide variety of stories all dealing in some way with the vagaries of life in the early 21st century. Of course, roller derby played a part in the writing of the book—as it does in most aspects of my life—but it has a particularly large role in the title story.
The title story is about a character who has a brief, but to him intense, relationship with a significantly younger girl with whom he has remained obsessed, to the point where he's found a lookalike online cam girl replacement for her. The second obsession that he has is with replacing a David Foster Wallace book that he'd lent to her and never gotten back. Eventually, he discovers that she has become a roller girl and goes to see her play:
"The Toronto Roller Derby League played its games north of the city in the Hangar in Downsview Park. It was a massive space, with huge windows that spread the late-evening summer sunshine across the hard concrete floor and the round track in the middle. Metal bleachers lined the track and they were full of a strange mix of people: punks and jocks and grandmothers and children, hipsters, nerds, a whole posse of women on a stagette. Loud rock and roll blared from speakers sprinkled among the bleachers, and a mohawked man in a slim suit and skinny tie prowled the zone between the track and the seats, stepping over and around the people who sat on the floor lining the track. He yelled into the mic, his face beet red and eyes gleaming: I could barely make out what he said. The louder he got, the louder the crowd got."
**You can listen to me read from this particular section of the book at the 14:25 mark of this interview I did recently on CIUT's (89.5) Howl radio show.**
The Toronto launch is set for April 16 at the Gladstone.
For those derby people "in the know" there are a lot of "insider" references specifically for you in this story but there is also some "literary license" taken (for example, in this story, ToRD was playing in the Hangar in 2008—they didn't actually move there until 2009).
While I will be making appearances across the country throughout the summer and fall (stay tuned!), there are a few specific launch dates set for Toronto and Tri-City (Waterloo specifically).
First up, for those in the GTA, I'll be launching at the Gladstone Hotel on Wednesday, April 16, 2014, with doors opening at 7:00 PM. This is NOT going to be your typical stuffy literary affair: we're hoping it will turn into a raucous celebratory party! For more information, check here.
The very next night, I'll be in Waterloo at Words Worth Books. This will be a (slightly) quieter event, but refreshments will be served!. Check here for further details.
In both cases, I'd love to see roller derby take over these events! You guys have actually read more of my writing than anyone else (for which I am perpetually and eternally grateful), and would love to see some of you there! Thanks! And once again, apologies for the shameless self-promotion!
**For a further preview of the book, read this interview I did about writing and roller derby with Open Book Toronto.
**Also, for those in Toronto who can't make the launch, I'll also be reading on April 23rd at the Press Club as part of the Pivot Reading Series.
The book will launch at Words Worth Books in Waterloo on April 17th.
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Preview, Profile and tagged D. D. Miller, David Foster Wallace Ruined My Suicide, derby nerd, Wolsak And Wynn on April 10, 2014 by Derby Nerd. 5 Comments
Canadian Power Rankings Preview
Captain Lou El Bammo, Dick Pounder, Dr. Jenny Fever, and the Derby Nerd return for another season of ranking the country's top teams.
Montreal started at the top of the rankings and has never slipped (seen here in a 2013 game against Windy City). (Photo by Neil Gunner)
Last year, The Power Rankings crew was born out of a desire to provide subjective comparative analysis (based on objective observations, of course) of the top roller derby teams in Canada. So a quartet of derby nerds came together to hash out how the process would work, and what those rankings would look like. We're back once again in 2014.
2014 was a fascinating year in roller derby in general and Canadian roller derby in particular. At the top, three Canadian teams qualified for WFTDA's Division 1 playoffs and another made massive waves in the D-2 tournament. But what is most impressive for Canadian roller derby is the build up of the competitive base. All across the country, new teams are rising. Last year Calgary and Alliston, Ontario's, Misfit Militia shot up the rankings, while old powers like Hammer City returned to competitive derby, all of this was played out in the Power Rankings. The goal of this exercise is not to replace the statistical ranking system, but to act as a parallel discussion of the excellent work done by Rollergirl.ca (in partnership with Flat Track Stats). But one of the advantages we have, is that we aren't tied to statistics and we can take into account things like injury, personnel moves, home-track advantage, etc.
"The Power Rankings are great at highlighting the failings of the statistical model that Flat Track Stats and Rollergirl.ca use to create their list," agrees Captain Lou El Bammo, one of the founders of the Power Rankings. "That model employs data from years gone by which allows for large fluctuations because it does not take into account current information that we use to make our decisions. The Power Rankings brings the human factor back into the process and I think we've shown, through 2013, that we can adapt more quickly than the other system can."
Another founder, Dick Pounder, echoes that sentiment. "The rankings have the potential to create good debate outside of the statistical ranking system…and I think if we can get more people into the sports-mentality of looking at everything we look at, the discussion around the power rankings will become more interesting."
Currently third in the rankings, read the recap of Terminal City's 2013 Playoff game against New Hampshire by Danger (ismymiddlename) on Derby News Network. (Featuring photography by Tom Klubens)
One of the stories last year, and in Canadian derby since 2008, was Montreal's reign at the top of the rankings. However, for the first time in years, both Terminal City and Toronto made up ground against the Skids. "We may see a battle among these three all year," says Dick. "I think it's only a matter of time before someone knocks Montreal from its perch in Canadian Derby," says Dick.
Captain Lou is even more definitive in his predictions, "I expect to see the Skids slide in 2014, and we could see Toronto beating them once, if not twice, this year. My prediction is Toronto and possibly Terminal City finishing ahead of Montreal in the WFTDA standings by the time playoffs come around. We have seen the end of Canadian roller derby domination by Montreal." Lou cites the losses of Bone Machine and Iron Wench as massive blows to the team. And although Terminal City also lost Beretta Lynch and Toronto Bambi, in both cases there are skaters ready to take over those roles, more so than in Montreal, where Wench had become such a key to the offense. Dr. Jenny Fever likes Terminal City's chances as well, "What can I say but Terminal City AllStars? I know the training and passion that is driving them this year. Making it to the WFTDA Divisionals in Richmond, VA, last year was so inspiring, and I know that the All Stars want to hit the playoffs again, and win!"
There is consensus right now that the team to watch in Canadian flat track roller derby this year is Calgary. The CRDA All Stars have already made a big splash, wiping the track with their competition at the recent Wild West Showdown, destroying Dockyard (406-59), Ark Valley (264-105), and Slaughterhouse (223-92), to get their first WFTDA season off to a 3-0 start. On top of some impressive roster additions last year, a few more transfers from Oil City, Red Deer and Hammer City have bolstered their roster.
The Kootenay Kannibelles are another team that has the Rankings Crew intrigued. "I am very excited about the Kannibelles this season," says Dr. Jenny Fever. "Having Bobb (AKA Berretta Lynch) back, even as a coach, is really going to help them." Dr. J also likes what's going on with the Mainland Misfits Anarchy Angels, who have added built a coaching staff that includes three members of Canada's national men's team.
On the other side of things, after some pretty significant roster and coaching changes due, largely, to retirements, the rankings crew thinks that perennial contenders the Red Deer Belladonnas will slide this season as they begin a potential rebuild, although Dr. Jenny does hold out hope for a return to form in the midst of the excitement surrounding their WFTDA Apprenticeship.
Toronto's CN Power jumped up to 2nd in the Power Rankings to end 2013 (seen here in their season-opening win against Team Ontario). (Photo by Neil Gunner)
The story of 2014 though is clearly Canada's continued infiltration of the WFTDA. Captain Lou points out that Canada now as 20 teams in the WFTDA (including 10 apprentice leagues). "I think we'll continue to see those teams outperform the other leagues because of the level of competition available to them and the requirement to be more organized and focused that the WFTDA brings to a league," he predicts. "I'm hoping we'll see more leagues heading in that direction."
Dick Pounder agrees, and likes that the WFTDA link is encouraging more east vs west competition. "We are seeing the start of east vs. west matchups this season and hopefully that will continue to happen more going forward. I am super excited about Maple Stir Up in Hammer City this year," he says, referring to the all-Canadian WFTDA tournament scheduled for Hamilton this August (it will be the first all-Canadian WFTDA-sanctioned tournament after Quad City Chaos 2011 featured three full-member teams and on apprentice.)
"I'm also hoping that we'll see more provincial All-Star teams form in 2014," adds Captain Lou. "Alberta, Saskatchewan, Ontario, New Brunswick have all made the leap. I've witnessed the benefits that this process can bring to skaters and I think other provinces will too. With any luck, this will lead to a Canada Cup for Roller Derby in 2015!" Team Ontario and Toronto's CN Power played an exhibition game last month, and it lived up to all the hype, showcasing a phenomenal level of talent. The knowledge and experience share gained from these kinds of partnerships is undeniable.
"I find the increasing level of competitive teams on the world stage very exciting," says Fever, alluding to Canada's prominent place on that stage. "I love that we have the training, dedication and drive to boost the sport. On the other hand, my favorite derby games to announce are the smaller, home team games where the teams are made of women who want to have a great time and play derby. Those crowds are always my favorite. They might not know all the rules, but they are having a great time enjoying a sport that we are so passionate about."
****The first Canadian Power Rankings of 2014 will be released on April 1. Check here to see the final Canadian Power Rankings of 2013.
SKATERS TO WATCH
Here are five skaters who you may not have seen a lot of, but who the rankings crew thinks could turn some heads in Canadian derby this season.
Kris Myass: Jammer (Calgary Roller Derby Association)
Easy Break Oven: Jammer, Blocker (Calgary Roller Derby Association)
Fraxxure: Blocker (Tri-City Roller Girls)
Meow Wallace: Blocker (Tri-City Roller Girls)
Rainbow Fight: Jammer, Blocker (Toronto Roller Derby)
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With Men's World Cup Set to Begin, Roller Derby Truly Goes Global
On March 14 and 4:30 AM EST, the first ever Men's Roller Derby World Cup will begin.
In 2011, when Team Canada and Team France took to the track in Toronto to kick off group play at the inaugural Women's Roller Derby World Cup, the sport of flat track roller derby was beginning its first tentative steps into global legitimacy. Three years later, on March 14, 2014, when England and Argentina take the track in Birmingham, England, as the first participants in the group stage of the first-ever Men's World Cup, the sport will have truly become a global phenomenon.
Unlike the Women's World Cup, there is heavy involvement in the Men's tournament from the Men's Roller Derby Association (MRDA), and the event will be played under the WFTDA/MRDA ruleset (the Women's World Cup has recently announced that it too has decided to use this rule set—despite an initial decision not to), and Miss Trial, the MRDA's head official, will head up the officials crew at the event.
There will be fifteen countries represented at the World Cup, and as with the women's event, USA enters the tournament as the heavy favourites, but France, Finland and Canada are all expected to compete with a few other dark horses out there (including a virtually unknown Japanese Team).
Led by Head Coach Lime (who has coached, literally, from coast to coast in this country) and Jess Bandit (one of the coaches of the Mont Royals, and one of our country's finest players with Team Canada and Montreal's New Skids on the Block), the majority of Canada's team features, not surprisingly, heavy representation from the more established men's leagues in Vancouver, Red Deer, Montreal and Calgary (Glenmore), but Toronto Men's Roller Derby will send two representatives to England in the form of skater Harrassin' Ford and Assistant Coach BruiseBerry Pie (who will be joined by Calgary's Demolition Herbie as Assistants).
Team Canada will take on Belgium, Japan and Scotland in the group stage.
Men's derby has had a comparatively slow and slightly more fumbling ride to the limelight than the women's version of the game, staggered by a mix of politics and the perception of the sport as exclusively a women's game, but over the past two or so years in particular, the men's game has taken off. The rise of the MRDA (and its direct ties to WFTDA) and the undeniable brilliance of teams like MRDA champs Your Mom's Roller Derby have thrust the sport into the spotlight.
"Coming from someone who didn't know there was a men's roller derby community until I was involved in the women's game for two years, something like this is huge," says Ford, echoing the awkward pace of growth of the men's game. Ford began his career as a ref and played his first co-ed game in summer 2011. At the time, he was light years away from being a national team member, but a phenomenal commitment to skating and to learning the game has aided and quickened his development. He was one of the first members of the Toronto Men's Roller Derby (and its team, Toronto Outrage) and continues to ref on a regular basis.
Despite his depth of experience as a ref, Harrassin' is still relatively new to the men's game. "I'm very excited to be going over and being part of this team after being involved in this sport for such a short period of time," he says. "It's an honour for me even just to go over and watch."
On the track, Harrassin' points to some of Canada's more experienced players as the ones to watch. One of the founding members of the team, Vancouver's Noah Backtalk—who is also a respected coach and ref in the community—will be an on-track leader of the team along with Montreal's El Tennant and Tank (not to mention The Rev, who, like Noah, is another one of our country's first-ever players of the men's game). Harrassin' also points out that Red, who plays for Ottawa's Slaughter Squad, is a jammer to watch. However, he notes that one of the stories of the whole tournament could be the father-son duo of Riceball and BrADASS, who play for the Glenmore Reservoir Dogs (Calgary).
Team Canada got together in Montreal this past weekend to make final preparations for the tournament. (Photo from Team Canada's Facebook page).
Canada opens the tournament against Belgium. They will be joined in their group by Japan and Scotland. All teams play a placement-style round robin(of 30 minute games) in the group stage to set the rankings for the knock-out portion of the tournament (similar to the 2011 Women's World Cup). Canada is expected to do well in its pool, and if it manages to finish in the top two, will move on to take on either Wales or one of the heavily favoured Finnish or US Teams ("I think we can give them a good competitive game if nothing else," Ford says of a potential matchup against the US). If they slip into the bottom of their pool, they'd face one of the bottom-ranked teams from the group featuring France, Ireland, Australia and Germany in the "Jug" (consolation) bracket.
Regardless of the outcome, much like the first-ever Women's World Cup, this tournament is about much more than winning and losing. This is all about giving the men's game a prominent showcase and growing the sport as a whole. "It's great when a bunch of different countries can throw together teams that are this competitive," says BruiseBerry Pie. "It helps bring everyone up together." Harrassin points out that "any and all exposure for the sport is good!"
Bruisey goes on to say that this will be especially important for the North American game, where the focus is primarily on MRDA club-level play. "In North American, we don't really know how much is going on in Europe. They are so close together that they can get together and play each other all the time…the more people play each other the more parity we will have," she points out, alluding to the potential strength of the European contingent.
From a tight-knit group of women in a roller rink in Austin, Texas, in April 2003, to the top fifteen countries in the men's game in an arena Birmingham, England, in March 2014, the story of flat track roller derby has been one of steady, consistent growth. While the future is excitably unknowable, one thing is for certain: when the first ever Men's Roller Derby World Cup comes to a close, it will conclude another incredibly important chapter in the development of this sport.
**See the full Canadian roster here at Canadian Derby Frontier. For the full listing of teams, click here. A full schedule can be downloaded here. The first game kicks off at 4:30 AM (EST). The whole tournament will be boutcast live.
Posted in Extreme Sports, Interview, Preview, Roller Derby, Roller Derby World Cup, Sports and tagged Bruiseberry Pie, Harrassin' Ford, Men's Roller Derby World Cup 2014, MRDA, MRDWC, Team Canada, Toronto Men's Roller Derby, Toronto Outrage on March 13, 2014 by Derby Nerd. Leave a comment