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August 4, 2010 · 2:57 am
Please, wipe your feet, before entering the school – A Recap of Pretty Little Liars' "The Perfect Storm"
Hey, Emily and Lucas! I want to show you something. See this? It's called WATER! You can use it to wash your SNEAKERS . . . you know, when they get DIRTY . . . and you have to go somewhere . . . IMPORTANT . . . like, say, an EXAM.
Tonight's Pretty Little Liars installment didn't really get us any closer to finding out who "A" was, or who killed Alison. But it did provide us with motives for two brand new suspects.
Emily and Lucas
Granted, I don't really think EITHER of these two "did it," but it does serve to make things a bit more interesting . . .
Oh, and you know what else?
Yeah, so apparently, Dead Creepy Toby is not so much DEAD, after all. Then again, I don't think he "did it" either. That would be way too easy! He still scares the crap out of me though . . .
But I'm getting a bit ahead of myself here . . . So, strap on your muddy sneakers and, let's backtrack a bit . . .
It's S.A.T. Time!
When the episode opens, Spencer, Aria, and Hanna are studying for the S.A.Ts, which they will all be taking the next day. They are also waiting for Emily, who is MIA. Now, I'm not sure exactly how long its been since the writers of this show took their SAT's. But you would think that SOMEONE on the staff would have taken the test recently enough (like, say, sometime within the last 50 years) to know that studying vocab words with flashcards the night before the test isn't really going to help. The chances of a word on those cards ACTUALLY being on the test, are about as slim as the chances that Toby is actually "A" on this show . . .
"Hey Emily, do you, by chance, know a synonym for the word 'psychopath?'
Nonetheless, I do have to thank ABC Family for the little vocab lesson I received tonight. Before this episode, I didn't know what "meretricious" meant (It means "deceitful"). Now I do! Yay, for educational television!
"Tonight's episode is brought to you by the letter 'A."
So, the girls are studying. Hanna is trying to convince Aria to get with Senor Bushy Eyebrows. Spencer is gushing over Alex. Blah, blah, blah . . . pretty boring stuff. But then someone wonders out loud where Emily is . . .
"Well, I'm not out buying clean shoes to wear for the test, that's for sure!"
Elsewhere, Emily dashes into her bedroom and locks the door. She's soaking wet and muddy from running in the rain. She empties out the contents of her bag, and shoves them under her bed. It's hard to tell what's in the bag, but we suspect it's some pretty random and useless sh*t.
Case in point: THIS photograph.
Relieved that she has gotten away unnoticed, Emily slumps down on the bed, heaving a sigh of relief. That is until her cell phone vibrates. Hey, Emily! You got a new text message! Golly gee! I wonder who it's from?
The taunting text messages have returned!
THAT was awkward . . .
"On the bright side, Mom, at least I'm not boning my sister's fiance anymore!"
It's now the day of the exam. And the same storm that made Emily so wet the night before (ha ha ha) is still going strong — SO STRONG, in fact, that the exam might actually be canceled!
Oh, please no! The S.A.T's can't be canceled NOW! Not when I finally know what meretricious means!
Spencer's mother, who we haven't seen AT ALL since the series started, but is suddenly Miss Overbearing Mommy of the Year . . .
"Woo hoo! SAG card here I come! Wait . . . what's my daughter's name again?"
. . . insists on escorting Spencer to the exam. Once inside the high school, Mama Hastings immediately proceeds to raise hell to anyone who will listen, about the travesty of justice that will inevitably result, if her precious little daughter, Spencer, has to take a test IN THE RAIN! (Heaven forbid!)
Spencer . . . now THAT is a girl who would NEVER EVER be caught wearing dirty shoes to an exam.
"If my shoes were dirty, I wouldn't be able to read the test answers I wrote on them, which, I conveniently stole from my sister's laptop."
As it turns out, Spencer's new beau Not Wren Alex is also taking the S.A.T.'s at Spencer's high school. And her mom, may or may not have caught the couple cleaning eachother's teeth with their tongues, right in the middle of the school hallway. "Oh, you're the [Ball] Boy from the [Country] Club," says Spencer's mom, with an expression on her face that looks like she just ate poop.
A face like that is generally not a good sign for you, Blue Ball Boy Alex . . .
Alex seems equally uncomfortable during the meeting, and Spencer, being Spencer, immediately assumes the worst. "What did my mother say to you?" Spencer demands.
"I don't want to talk about it," replies Alex, in Typical Guy fashion, before basically blowing Spencer off . . .
Spencer doesn't have too much time to ponder the meaning behind Alex's sudden departure, however, because she is soon confronted by another moody man, one who looks a little long in the tooth to be taking his S.A.T's . . . It's Deputy Douchey of course!
Unfortunately, he had clothes on this time.
Deputy Douchey proceeds to tell Spencer and Co. what us Pretty Little Liar fans already knew. "Somebody destroyed Alison's memorial," Douchey sneers.
Now, it's Spencer's turn to look like she just ate poop. But Douchey's not really interested in torturing Spencer today. He has his sites on another Pretty Little Liar . . .
No, it's not Hanna, although we've already established that Douchey secretly wants to get in HER pants . . .
"Moi?"
Douchey wants to know if Emily has seen Creepy Toby lately, who, as I mentioned, is not so much, dead, anymore. Douchey suspects that Toby killed the memorial (and Ali?). He also wonders out loud why Emily's shoes look like someone took a giant dump on them.
(Seriously? WTF? We all know Emily got home early enough the night before to wash her shoes, or AT LEAST change into another pair, before heading off to the exam. Are we REALLY supposed to believe that the girl took the time to get dressed in a new outfit . . . and then put on those same nasty shoes . . . without bothering to so much as pat them with a sponge or paper towel?)
Fortunately for Emily, Spencer's mother swoops in to halt the interrogation . . .
'"I'm sorry, I thought you were my daughter . . . never mind."
. . . and the girls head together toward the library, to register for the exam.
Oh, yes! Reading Great Expectations Makes Me SO HOT!
"Now I know why they call him Charles DICK-ens."
The girls sit down together at the library to "study" some more . . .
If you look closely at this picture, you can tell that all the books they have open are completely blank . . .
It's not long before Deputy Douchey comes to bug them again. "Where were you all last night?" Douchey demands.
"We were all together, studying," pipes in Dirty Feet Emily, before any of her friends can contradict her.
"Of course, I'm not lying! What on earth would give you that idea?"
After Deputy Douchey leaves, the girls confront Emily about her little fib. She gets defensive. "I'm going to the bathroom, but if you want to come with me, we can all try to squeeze into the same stall together!" Emily quips.
"I'm serious. I'd really like to see you girls in my bathroom stall."
(Speaking of lesbians, was it just me, or was Emily WAY more interesting in this episode, without Snoozy Maya to bring her down? Just saying . . .)
As soon as Emily leaves, Spencer gets a text from the suddenly way more prolific A. "It seems like you girls lost Emily. Who's next?" It says, more or less . . .
Emily gets a text from "A" too, hers makes reference to the Charles Dickens' novel "Great Expectations," which apparently the girls had read in English class the previous year . . .
First To Kill a Mockingbird, then Catcher in the Rye, then the Adventures of Tom Sawyer, now Great Expectations . . . We get it, ABC Family! You want us to read the classics. You can stop shoving old books down our throats, now . . .
Emily quickly finds the book in question, and pulls it from the shelf. A few passages are highlighted, but we can't really see what they are. A letter falls out of the book addressed to Alison from Emily, herself. Initially, I thought it was a "Love Letter," but it actually ended up being a "You made out with me, and then rejected my ass. I hate your guts, you Big Fat Turd" Letter.
Instantly, we flash back to a year earlier. Emily and the surprisingly well-read Ali are in the library on the floor. Ali waxes poetic about how beautiful and romantic Great Expectations was (Clearly, she and I didn't read the same book.) Then, Emily tells Ali about her dream that Blind Jenna got her sight back and was miraculously able to use a mirror to put on lipstick!
Look! It's a DREAM COME TRUE!
Ali then reads Emily some random passage from Great Expectations. The reading gets them both so hot and bothered, that they start necking.
On to Flashback 2 . . . Now Emily and Ali are in a gym locker room. Ali babbles on for a bit about how she would love to go to Paris so that she can eat croissants and shop, even though she could probably do both of those things at the mall down the street. "Do you know any French families looking to house a nice girl from Pennsylvania?" Ali asks Emily.
"Sure I do, but then who would YOU stay with?" Emily replies, or at least that's how she WOULD reply, if she had any backbone at all . . . which she doesn't.
The picture Ali used in her application to become an exchange student in Paris.
Did I mention that Ali delivered this entire speech COMPLETELY naked?
(It might interest you to know that, unlike the other actresses on this show, most of whom are in their early 20s, Sasha Pieterse, the actress who plays Ali, is just 14-years old. Skating on some thin ice there, ABC Fam!)
To further slut things up, Ali asks Emily to help her put her bra on, because she can't do it herself. (She must have really short arms.) Emily complies, taking the request as an invitation to start kissing Ali on her lady parts. "What are you doing?" Ali seethes. "I like boys on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays; Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays I'm a total lezzie! The only reason I would kiss you would be to practice for the real thing. Take me home, b&tch! You're my ride!" She says to Emily, more or less.
Hence the . . . "You made out with me, and then rejected my ass. I hate your guts, you Big Fat Turd" Letter.
Emily gets so caught up pondering her Relationship Baggage, that she fails to notice that someone has swooped in and taken her ACTUAL baggage. Oh, did I forget to mention, that Emily was SO determined that people not find the Bad Stuff she took home in her bag the night before, that she BROUGHT IT ALL TO SCHOOL WITH HER?
So, of course, who stole finds the bag, but THIS GUY . . .
Yes, I have CLOTHED pictures of him. NO, I DON'T feel like using them . . .
Emily might as well have wrapped her guilt in a bow and handed it to Deputy D-bag (which is why we all know she is innocent, by the way – Emily is clearly not smart enough to be "A."). In addition to her muddy sneakers, Douchey presents to her: (1) pieces of the destroyed memorial, found in her bag; (2) the "You made out with me, and then rejected my ass. I hate your guts, you Big Fat Turd" Letter; and (3) pictures of her sitting at the destroyed memorial around the time the crime purportedly occurred.
A tearful Emily explains to Deputy Douchey and the rest of the Pretty Little Liars that she came to the memorial to apologize to Ali for writing the above-referenced letter, and found the memorial already destroyed. She took its pieces because they were the only ones still left in tact. She also FINALLY comes out of the closet to her friends (aside from Hanna, who already knew about it).
But, just when it seems like Douchey may have enough evidence to build a case against Emily for Ali's murder and/or the destruction of her memorial, who steps in to save the day YET AGAIN, but Spencer's mom!
"Wait! Are you sure this isn't my kid? Darn!"
Ball Boy Gets Lucky . . . Though Not in the Way Some of You Would Have Hoped . . .
Spencer's Mom informs Douchey, in no uncertain terms, that he has crossed the line, by attempting to interrogate the Pretty Little Liars (all minors, by the way, without an adult present). Impressed by her mom's unusually helpful behavior, Spencer finally confronts her, and asks her what her deal is with Alex.
"I f&cked him. He supported me during a difficult time," she explains.
As it turns out, Spencer's mom had a lumpectomy, and dealt with it by (1) not telling her family about it; and (2) getting completely wasted at the Country Club. Alex discretely kept her from suffering alcohol poisoning, and kept his word not to tell anyone about what happened. In return for his good deeds, Alex is rewarded by getting Spencer's mother's blessing to date Spencer. Spencer is so proud of her new boy toy she practically nails him right in the middle of the school hallway . . .
Part of me was kind of hoping they would start salsa dancing again. They didn't.
"If it were ME, I totally would have salsa danced with Spencer at school. I'm just a spontaneous kind of guy!"
We know, Wren! Oh boy, do we know!
Like Daughter, Like Mother . . .
"Turns out . . . EVERYONE wants a piece of the white pasty stick legs!"
Still bummed out over her parent's separation, and Fitzy's disappearance, Aria . . .
. . . tries to cheer herself up by taking part in an impromptu jam session with the guitar slinging (Did he take that thing to the S.A.T's with him? Seriously?) Bushy Eyebrows Noel. He plays. She sings. (Some chaperones these kids have that NO ONE with any authority has any idea they are doing this!)
Once Noel was finished playing, his eyebrows provided an encore performance.
Like Emily and Ali, and their SUPER SEXY Great Expectations read along, Aria and Bushy Eyebrow Noel get swept up in their karaoke moment, and are about to kiss, when who magically appears? THIS GUY!
But just when you think the clearly jealous Fitzy is going to fight for the woman he loves . . . he doesn't. El Wimpo merely reverts back to his same broken record mantra, of "You're too young. This will never work," all the while, repeatedly telling Aria how much he still loves her. (Talk about mixed messages!)
At the end of the episode, Aria reluctantly agrees both to go out on a "real date" with Bushy Eyebrows, and try to reconcile things with her mother, who she hasn't been speaking with since her parents separated two weeks ago . . .
Speaking of Aria's mother . . .
. . . girlfriend was putting the moves on her daughter's boyfriend Fitzy, pretty hard core this week, wasn't she?
Granted, she doesn't KNOW it's her boyfriend, yet, but still. "If we were in a plane [in this storm], I'd totally be in your lap right now," Aria's Mommy explains seductively, while her and Fitzy search for food, during their tenure chaperoning the S.A.T. That Wasn't.
"Is that an invitation?"
Aria's mom also plies Fitzy for information about Aria — information that he doesn't know, because he has been being a Total D-Bag, and ignoring her for weeks. Nevertheless, I'm really glad that, ultimately, nothing happened between Fitzy and Mommy Montgomery, because that would just be too weird!
Since when did "faxing" become a euphemism for sex?
You know what else would be weird? A relationship between Aria's dad . . .
Note: For purposes of this blog post, please pretend Hilary Swank is not in this picture . . .
. . . and Hanna's mom!
It all started (like any good porno would) with a blackout, and Aria's dad coming to Hanna's mom's house to "fax something." (Ahem.) The two flirt in the dark over candles and some wine. They gripe about loneliness, and the trials and tribulations of "single parenthood." They make a date to meet up for dinner that weekend. And then the lights go on . . . and nothing happens . . . thank goodness! Because these two as a couple? NOT cute!
And, finally, in Fabulous Hanna and Adorable Lucas News . . .
Lucas continues to sell Hanna's stuff on EBay all through faux-exam day, eagerly tapping her on the shoulder to spread the good news, whenever one of her items is sold. The two even have a bit of fun at the expense of Hanna's RIDICULOUSLY AWFUL "friend" Mona, who, unknowingly BOUGHT one of Hanna's bags.
Evil Mona sloughs it off. "I meant to do that," she explains.
But you can tell she's defensive about the whole thing, seeing as she immediately remarks snidely on Hanna's sensitive financial situation ("So, what, you're poor now?" She asks.) , as well as her newfound friendship with Lucas. Evil Mona even goes as far as to tell Lucas to grow something that rhymes with WEENIS!
You don't hear THAT on ABC Family every day! Awesome Hanna sticks up for Adorable Lucas against Evil Mona, and Lucas is thrilled. After the S.A.T's are canceled and the storm has lifted, so that the students can finally leave the school, Lucas thanks Hanna profusely for her kindness. "There's nothing to thank. We're friends' right, Geek?" She remarks lovingly, before heading out of the school.
The normally unflappable Lucas's face falls a bit, at the mention of the dreaded "f" word . . . not that he wasn't expecting it. He calls after Hanna, we think, to come clean about his obvious romantic feelings toward her. However, he ultimately loses his nerve.
But WAS that what he wanted to say to Hanna, or did he have something else to confess?
In the last shot of the episode, we scroll downward to Lucas' feet, which, like Emily's, look like someone took a dump on them, even though he's been at school FOR HOURS with nothing to do but wash the darn things . . .
Note the SKINNY JEANS!
Could ADORABLE LUCAS have destroyed Ali's memorial? After all, he DID admit to hating Ali for teasing him mercilessly, throughout her short life. But did Lucas hate Ali enough to KILL HER? Could HE be the mysterious "A?"
I guess we will have to tune in to next week's Season Finale to find out . . .
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"THAT was awkward!" A Recap of Grey's Anatomy's "How Insensitive"
This week's installment of Grey's Anatomy was just FILLED with squirm-inducing, uncomfortable moments. Moments that were just ASKING for someone to say or do the wrong thing, out of sheer discomfort. So, it was probably a good thing that the episode began with the Seattle Grace staff taking a crash course in sensitivity training, led by "The Nazi" herself, Miranda Bailey.
"I pity the fool who's INSENSITIVE around my patients!"
Here are just some of the awkward moments that our favorite doctors coped with this week . . .
Have 700-pound man, CAN'T travel . . .
Mere minutes after the crew concluded their half-assed class in sensitivity training, a 700-pound patient was delivered to Seattle Grace on the back of a flat bed truck. In addition to some of the more obvious complications generally associated with carrying that much extra weight (heart conditions, breathing problems, diabetes, immobility, gout etc.), the patient also had a less obvious condition that was life threatening and required medical care. Namely, a seriously heinous-looking rash was developing beneath his many layers of skin tissue and fat.
And let me tell you, for those of you out there who are trying to diet, leave this episode on your DVR queue. When the episode started, I was chowing down on my favorite cereal — two minutes later I had COMPLETELY lost my appetite!
Watch TV, make this face, LOSE WEIGHT! It's that simple!
When I started to write this recap, I was torn as to whether I would post pictures of the 700-pound man. After all, I do have access to them. And they would certainly help you, the reader, get a better idea of what our doctors were faced with. Yet . . . quite frankly . . . it was GROSS! And my blog has been so pretty up until this point — pretty and filled with hot shirtless men who weigh significantly less than 700 pounds. Like, for example, Justin Chambers (who plays Karev on the show) . . .
So did I really want to do this to my readers and my blog?
Now . . . before you start calling ME insensitive (Shallow? Maybe. But insensitive? Definitely not) . . . I should tell you that the actor who played the 700 – pound man is not actually 700 pounds. In fact, he is a very charming, sort of attractive, character actor named Jerry Kernion. Here's his REAL picture, sans fat suit.
But the makeup department at Grey's Anatomy did an almost TOO GOOD job of making the guy you see above, frighteningly obese and rash-filled. What's more, if I posted the actual picture, you might be so disturbed by it that you would miss the point that show was trying to make. After all, the patient, named Bobby, was so sweet, self-depracating, and genuinely likeable, throughout the episode, that, after a while, you stopped seeing him as the grotesque product of latex and a BIG FAT SUIT, and more as a jolly chubster like this . . .
So that's what I've ultimately decided to do. Whenever I refer to the 700-pound Bobby in this blog, you will get a picture of The Nutty Professor for your viewing pleasure. You're welcome. Anyway, back to the show . . .
So, 700-pound Bobby . . .
. . . is being surprisingly light-hearted about this whole thing, smiling and cracking jokes, as the hospital staff pokes and prods him like an animal. But the staff is so freaked out by their predicament, and so petrified of being thrown off the case for making insensitive remarks, that they come off as cold and distant. Bailey tosses out Christina and Dr. "Hotness" Avery . . .
Sigh . . .
. . . within about two minutes, for making fat jokes under their breath. And that random Frankenstein-y Mercy West doc follows shortly after, for comparing Bobby to a rhinocerous. But by far the Most Insensitive Comment of the Evening Award goes to Nu-Chief Shepherd, who suggests that the patient be sent home to die because, "Why should we expend our time and resources to care for a patient who doesn't even both to care for himself?"
Special thanks go out to smileymileyfan35 for this awesome compilation!
Ultimately, Dr. Less-Than-Dreamy reconsiders his earlier position, when we learn that Bobby's wife is pregnant.
This, of course, raises the inevitable question of HOW? Down at the hospital cafeteria, home to some of Grey's Anatomy's most humorous moments, including this one . . .
Thanks LightSpectre!
. . . the Grey's crew tries to figure out the logistics of a sex act between a 700-pound man and a 120ish pound woman. Karev even resorts to using a "model."
Unfortunately, for Karev, Bobby's wife ALSO eats in the cafeteria, and she hears the entire exchange! OUCH! To her credit, this woman slays the crew with kindness. With a smile on her face, she tells them that she would be happy to let them in on the logistics of her sex romp provided the rest of the group share their sexual kinks. "Then again, it's probably none of my damn business," she concludes icily, before stalking away.
She sure showed them . . .
Later Alex confronts the wife to apologize, but she is understandably non-receptive. "You didn't know him before this," she explains. "To me, he's still the same man I married. All he's been trying to do all day is make you laugh, and you're all so disgusted by him, you can't even crack a smile. I thought you could help him. But you're just making it worse."
Taking the woman's speech to heart, Alex visits Bobby . . .
. . . who is now convinced he wants to die. "No child deserves a father like this," says Bobby. "It would be better if he didn't know me at all."
Alex eases the tension by exchanging a few fat jokes with Bobby. He then gives him some tough love, explaining that a decision to die would be a selfish one. He would be leaving his wife to clean up a "700-pound mess." Alex ultimately convinces Bobby to go through with the risky surgery by saying, "at least your wife and kid would know you tried."
After a few nerve-wracking hiccups, Bobby survives the surgery and vows to make some major lifestyle changes. We hope he does, because we like our Nutty Professor a lot . . .
. . . and we want to keep him around.
The Gossip, The Big Fat Liar . . . and Meredith
When Gossip Girl Derek . . .
. . . makes an offhand comment to Meredith about Owen refusal to support Teddy, when her job was on the line last week, he puts his Post-It Wife in a BAD position. On one hand, Derek is her sort-of husband, and she should generally keep his confidences. On the other, Christina is her best friend. And if her best friend is dating a Big Fat Liar (Owen told Christina he had helped Teddy keep the job), she has a right to know about it. To Meredith's credit, she initially keeps her mouth shut. But when she overhears Teddy THANKING Owen for his help and support, she can't help but toss a withering look his way.
And so, like a petulant child, with his hand caught in the cookie jar, Owen . . .
Sergeant D-Bag
. . . reacts defensively by kicking Meredith off his surgical team for no apparent reason, and freaking out on Derek for divulging his confidences. Derek confronts Meredith and the two get into a heated argument about the importance of openness and confidentiality in a marriage. However, I'm with Meredith on this one. If Derek didn't want Post-It Wife to react to information that was obviously pertinent to the life of her best friend, he just plain shouldn't have told her. BAD DEREK!
Divorce Papers, PDAs and Foreplay
I know, I know . . . this is an OLD pic. Just imagine Lexie with blonde hair, OK?
So Izzie finally sent Karev the divorce papers (because Katherine Heigl is off the show). And Karev didn't seem to think that this was pertinent information to share with girl he'd been screwing for the past four or five episodes. But when Meredith tries to discuss it with him, Lexie overhears. OOPS! And she's pissed! When confronted with the issue, both halves of the screwing bunnies claim that their relationship is just about sex. However, at the end of the episode, when Karev is signing the divorce papers and Lexie stops by, he plants a big sloppy wet one on her in public, which, in Grey's world, equals TRUE LOVE!
(at least until someone better comes along . . .)
Breaking up is Hard to Do . . .
We all knew it was coming. It was just a question of when it would happen and how it would arise. Honestly, the circumstances that brought about the Callie / Arizona breakup seemed a bit contrived to me. But that didn't make it any less heartbreaking when it happened.
So, there was this cheeky little bike riding chick in the hospital who needed a knee repair. And she starts TOTALLY hitting on Callie hardcore. This was REALLY ballsy of the chick, I think, because (1) Callie is her doctor; and (2) your gaydar has to be PRETTY fine-tuned to pick up on Callie Torres' same-sex tendencies. I mean, she's not exactly this guy . . .
Before leaving the hospital, the biker chick writes her telephone number in permanent marker on Callie's hand. (What, no cell phone? Is this another 80s flashback episode, and I just didn't know it?) So, Callie, being the passive aggressive gal she is, shows Arizona the number and says, "Every time I looked at this girl, I just kept wondering if she might want to have a baby someday." (Riiiiiiight . . . because that's the first thing I think about, when I find myself attracted to a perfect stranger . . . FERTILITY.)
After hearing this, Arizona agrees to move out of the apartment that the couple shares. The two lovers cry, while hugging it out. Love sucks!
"I miss my dad."
Speaking of crying, Sandra Oh had me bawling like a baby this week. It all started when she was asked to watch over a little girl who's mother had experienced a heart attack. While the mother is undergoing tests, Christina bonds with the little girl — so much so, that when the mother is rushed into surgery, Christina chooses to comfort the crying child, instead of operating on her mother.
While the pair is playing cards, the little girl asks Christina what will happen if her mother dies. Just as she is asking this, Avery enters the room, and silently lets Christina know that the little girl's mother did not make it through surgery.
Trying to keep her face impassive, Christina replies, "If your mother dies, you will blame yourself. You will think that you did not do enough to help her. But that is not true. You did everything you could. Remember that. And it's going to hurt everytime you think about her. But, over time, it will begin to hurt a little less. Until, one day, you will find that you can think about her, without it hurting much at all."
(And, wow, I just cried typing that.)
Avery . . .
Sigh . . . Are any of you routing for an eventual Christina / Avery pairing, as much as I am?
. . . who overheard Christina's speech, confronts her about it, wondering about whether she had experienced a similar death in the family, at a yong age. (Long-time viewers, like myself, know that her father died in a car accident, when she was very young. Christina was in the car and had to watch him die. It was this experience that prompted Christina to eventually become a doctor.)
Christina sloughs it off, claiming that she was merely "kicking ass at sensitivity training." However, later, when Meredith approaches Christina, she roughly pushes her away, asking to speak to Owen. When Owen enters the room with her, she breaks down, "I miss my dad," she admits tearfully.
(And I just starting crying AGAIN, as I typed that. Hormones much?)
While I go find some tissues, I'm going to leave you with this clip from next week's installment of Grey's Anatomy, which guest star's Disney darling, Demi Lovato, as a schizophrenic patient with a penchant for self-mutilation.
Thank you Bluesky1234 for the late-breaking video!
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