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TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of
Pope Francis died.
He goes up to heaven and knocks on the door. Holy Petrus asks him who he is and what he wants. ,,I am the pope and want to go to heaven! Don't you know me?" Petrus says:,, No, i have to talk to my boss." Five minutes later comes Jesus and asks Francis the same. ,,I am the pope and want to go to heav...
My Cake Day - My Favorite Joke - Everybody Knows David!
Everybody knows Dave!
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, ...
Protesters pulled down a statue of Francis Scott Key last weekend
Francis Got Keystered.
Dave cannot make his wife orgasm, so he goes to the doctor for some advice.
He goes to the doctor and says, "Look, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm in bed, it's a real problem."
The doctor says, "Well, is it too warm?"
"Yes, it's absolutely sweltering"
"Then get some air-con"
"I can't afford air-con, I'm too poor"
"Well, Dave, do you h...
What do you call an avocado thats been blessed by Pope Francis?
Holy Guacamole.
Pope Francis has cancelled the Easter events this year due to COVID-19.
I guess he's just gonna Passover it this year.
Did you know Francis was not the first choice to become the new Pope?
Actually it was a lesser know man, Cardinal Herzenbacher.
He'd been a man of God from an early age, a pacifist all his life. When WWII broke out, he was conscripted and forced to fight, and so became a bomber pilot.
A few months into the war he was shot down but survived, miraculously only l...
The interviewer asked Kevin if he had any special skills not mentioned on his resume...
Kevin thought for a second and replied, "Well I do know an usual number of people in the world. Even celebrities." The interviewer played along and asked, "Alright. How about Tom Cruise?". Kevin chuckles and says, "Yep! Tom and I go way back actually". Figuring Kevin was just trying to look impressi...
Pope Francis dies and goes to Heaven
An Archangel awaits him. The Archangel asks who he is:
The Pope: "I am the Pope."
Archangel: "Who? THere's no such name in my book."
The Pope: "I'm the representative of GOd on Earth."
Archangel: "Does God have a representative? He didn't t...
Three men die in a car accident and go to heaven (repost with correct grammar)
They are received in heaven by St Francis who says, "As you can see, there're a lot of ducks on the floor. If you step on one, you will be forced to live with an ugly woman for the rest of eternity." The men agree.
Five minutes later, the first man accidentally steps on a duck, so an ang...
Catholic parrots.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired..
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" ...
Pope Francis came to visit the US…
He was to address the UN in the morning, and give mass at Madison Square Garden later that day. After the UN address, the pope was given a chauffeur driven limo to get to MSG in time for the mass. Leaving the UN, he ran into New York City bumper-to-bumper traffic, and was stuck with the time for m...
Sister Mary Francis asked each of her young charges to tell the class what they want to do when they grow up.
Johnny says "I'm going to be a policeman." "Very good," say Sister Mary Francis.
Peter says "I'm going to be a fireman." "Very nice," says the nun.
Then Mary stands up, ...
Sisters of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye... It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which read SI...
Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis?
Because he was her only Pope.
On his recent trip to Israel, Pope Francis went to Mount Olive.
When he found out, Popeye was pissed and kicked his ass.
4 Catholic men and a women were having coffee in St. Francis Square
The first man, strikes the conversation with "My son is a priest. When he walks into the room, people call him "Father"".
The second man replies with "My son is a bishop. When he walks into the room, people call him "Your Grace"".
The third man said "My son is a cardinal. When he walks...
TIL: Pope Francis wears underwear while taking a shower.
He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.
Donald Trump, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Pope Francis and a Boy Scout are all on a plane that is about to crash...
They quickly realize there are only four parachutes and one of them is going to die.
Barack Obama says "I am the leader of the free world and commander in chief. I also have two daughters that need me. I must survive!" He takes a parachute and he jumps out of the plane.
Donald Trump s...
An ok joke
Francis had memory loss. He was chatting with his friend, Richard, in his nursery home. Richard asks him " Hey, how is that new memory clinic working out for you?"
"It's going great!" Francis said. "I can remember everything."
So then Richard asks him " What's the name of the clinic?"<...
My Doctor thinks I'm taking hallucinogenic drugs
How do I know? Well let's just say a little bird told me.
(Joke credit goes to Stewart Francis)
Since assuming the title in 2013, Pope Francis has visited more than 27 countries.
I guess he really is a roamin' Catholic.
Pope Francis gets a new car.
He's in Chicago for an appearance. His regular car is obviously not there and due to some mixup all they have is a huge SUV.
When Francis sees this beast he thinks for a second. "Hey, I've been kind of curious about these things. Do you mind if I drive?"
What are you supposed to say...
Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up...
Technically, I'm second to nun.
Bob and Francis lived in a retirement home together...
They had quite a bond and would frequently hang out and spend time with each other. One of their favorite things to do would be to go out on the patio at night, gaze at the stares and reminisce on the good times.
One night when they were on the patio Bob asked Francis if she would hold his p...
John Boehner is lucky Pope Francis didn't splash any holy water on him.
He wouldn't have been crying. He would have burst into flames.
Why did Saint Francis cry?
Someone called him Assisi.
Who is the patron saint of security cameras?
St Francis of a CCTV
The first zebra
The first zebra in the world doesn't know if he is black or white so he goes to Moses and asks "Moses I'm I black or white" and Moses replied "I don't know ask Jesus he might know" so he went to Jesus and asked "I'm I black or white" Jesus said "you are what you are" so he went back to Moses and sai...
The story of Tym
There once was a guy named Tym (Tim spelled T.Y.M.)
Anyways, in a casual conversation with his boss, Tym says,
"I will bet you $100 that I personally know anyone in the world, anyone you can name"
The boss, obviously did not believe this and replies with Lebron James.
World-wide known John
One day, one big company's boss decided to visit his employees. There was one man who was greeted cheerfully by everyone. Like really everyone. His name was John. Boss stopped him for a while and asked him a question 'John, how is it possible that our accountant, manager, supplier and even our new c...
Every time a new Pope is elected...
...there are a lot of rituals in accordance with tradition. Well, there is one tradition that very few people know about. Shortly after the new Pope is enthroned, the Chief Rabbi seeks an audience. He is shown into the Pope's presence, whereupon he presents the Pope with a silver tray bearing a velv...
My neighbour holds the world record for most concussions...
He lives just a stone's throw away
Credit to Stewart Francis
Radio Station Contest
A local radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ: "96FM here, what's your name?"
Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"<...
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone."
***"It's Hans free"***
*Funniest joke at this years Fringe by Darren Walsh.*
**The rest of the top ten.**
2 -"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West" - Stewart Francis
3 - "Surely every car is a people carrier?" - Adam Hess
4 - "...
Why Islam is growing rapidly !!!
Father Francis of Bradford was unhappy that the church attendance had steadily declined in the past few years but the mosque across the street was jampacked every Friday.
So he invited the imam for a cup of tea and then finally brought up the topic
Imam :So tell me,what happens if a ma...
So the Pope visits Queen Elizabeth II and she says
"Watch Francis! With a wave of my hand I can make every loyal subject go completly hysterical." So she waves her hand and every loyal subject goes completly apeshit.
Then Pope Francis tells her "Well Elizabeth with a wave of my hand, I can give every Irishman and Scotsman eternal joy." To whi...
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...
..then it hit me.
Not my original joke, by Stewart Francis
A priest was in his office one day when he received a phone call
"is this St. Francis Catholic church?"
"yes" the priest replied
"are you the pastor there?"
"Good. My name is Rachel, and I'm from the IRS. We were wondering if you would help us with a case. Do you know a Michael McCormick?"
"Does he participate in your parish?"
A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident...
A Jesuit and a Franciscan were involved in a car accident. Hurriedly they got out to make sure the other person was OK, each insisting that it was probably his own fault.
Then the Jesuit, very concerned for his fellow religious, said, "You look very badly shaken up. You could probably use a s...
When I was young my father said to me:
"Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon"
I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon".
For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, "Kno...
Uncle just told me this one.
There was a man sitting at a bar, and he looks over at the gentleman sitting next to him and says, "Hey, you look familiar. Are you from around here?"
The man answers, "Yeah, I live down the street."
"No kidding?" says the first man, "Well, so do I. And hey, you look about my age. Where di...
The new pope visits a small church.
Upon hearing the news that the new pope would be visiting his small parish Father O'Leary decided to something special for the dinner. The morning of Pope Francis' arrival he went down to the docks and found a young member of his congregation and said, "I would like to help honor the new pope by con...
A frog hopped into a bank...
...dressed in a tiny tuxedo and approached the desk of first loan officer he saw.
"Good afternoon, madam. I am Francis the frog and I'd like to take out a $5000 loan."
The loan officer sat stunned for a moment then shrugged and smiled, "I'm Patti Black and I'll be happy to assist you. ...
"There are three kinds of sex..."
"There's homosexual sex, for people who have sex at home, bisexual, for people who buy sex, and there's trisexual—that's me, I'll try anything!" Credit to Francis, the 80-year-old, flamboyantly hilarious artist I met on the train yesterday morning.
A German liked to amuse himself by scaring every Jew he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Yamaka.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down ...
Toast of the Night
Dave O'Reilly was in the pub one night. When time came to give toasts, he hoisted his whiskey and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won th...
My Brother has 2 tickets to the 2017 Super Bowl -- HELP!
My brother has 2 tickets to the upcoming Super Bowl! He was so excited and paid the $3,500 for each ticket as soon as they went on sale. However, he didn't realize that the game would land on the day of his wedding..
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.. It will...
Effective weight loss program
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a represen...
My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues....
Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife.
-Stuart Francis
The Masquerade Party
Dave and his wife are invited to a masquerade party. However, just before they leave, Dave's wife gets a terrible headache and decides to stay home. When Dave leaves, the wife takes an aspirin and goes to sleep. After a while, she wakes up and realizes that her headache is gone and guesses she would...
So there's this barber in a small town...
So there's this barber in a small town. One day he's sitting in his barbershop and a man walks in wearing a pair of sandals, and a long brown robe with a hood. The man sits down in the barber's chair. "Excuse me," says the barber. "I was wondering: why are you dressed like that?"
"Well," says th...
The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope.
Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says "Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."
Pope Francis sa...
2 nuns on the highway
Mother Superior and Sister Caroline are driving on the highway on their way to a wedding. Mother Superior is behind the wheel while Sr. Caroline is riding passenger and yacking on and on about her favorite scriptures, the Blessed Mother, Pope Francis, and so on...
Out of nowhere, a terrible ...
I found out the other day my sister was arrested for bestiality
Well, just call me a monkey's uncle....
Was my French teacher into golden showers?
Courtesy of Stewart Francis.
Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical
I am appealing
(-Stewart Francis)
Welcome to the eleven 'o clock news
I am your anchor Francis FullOfFrenchPeople. In today's highlights, a group of scientists were hospitalized when a monkey they had been running tests on in a lab got violent and started throwing flaming feces at them They were said to have suffered Turd Debris Burns.
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Cambodia's opposition leader Sam Rainsy, center, of the Cambodia National Rescue Party waves along with his party Vice President Kem Sokha, third from left, during a march in Phnom Penh, Cambodia, Sunday, March 30, 2014.
PHNOM PENH — Opposition leader Sam Rainsy says he has not agreed to a date for early elections with Prime Minister Hun Sen.
In a public speech Thursday, Hun Sen said the two men—who have been seeking an end to a months-long political deadlock—had agreed to hold a new round of national elections in February 2018.
However, Sam Rainsy told VOA Khmer Thursday he has not agreed to that date and has pushed for early elections in February 2016.
Analysts say the ruling Cambodian People's Party and the opposition Cambodia National Rescue Party have made major strides toward ending the political deadlock, but not all is resolved.
In his speech Thursday, Hun Sen alluded to the leadership of the Rescue Party, which was formed when the Sam Rainsy Party and the Human Rights Party merged. Sam Rainsy is the president of the Rescue Party, and Kem Sokha, the former head of the Human Rights Party, is now Rescue Party vice president.
"Sam Rainsy needs to talk with Kem Sokha first," Hun Sen said, adding that he had not lost hope that talks could push through the impasse.
Sam Rainsy told reporters Thursday he would discuss options with Kem Sokha, who is currently abroad, though he had not agreed to elections in 2018.
While analysts noted Thursday's remarks by both sides as a positive step, some disagreements remain.
Ny Chakrya, lead investigator for the rights group Adhoc, said some agreements have been made on the reform of the National Election Committee as a "constitutional institution, rather than one of political appointment.
But disagreements continue over the new election and it is unclear when they will be resolved.


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Scientific evidence suggests that high levels of high density lipoprotein (HDL) cholesterol and apolipoproteins A-I may offer protection from heart disease, see here, here and here. Other studies reveal that high triglyceride levels are associated with heart disease see here and here.
This study compared the effects of a high-fat diet and a low-fat diet on heart disease risk factors. The study included 13 subjects who were kept on either a high-fat or low-fat diet for four weeks each.
(i) 41.9% fat of which 23.6% was saturated fat + 215 mg of cholesterol per 100 calories (high-fat diet).
(ii) 8.6% fat of which 2.1% was saturated fat + 40 mg of cholesterol per 100 calories (low-fat diet).
(a) Those on the low-fat diet had 29% lower levels of high density lipoprotein (HDL) cholesterol compared to those on the high-fat diet.
(b) Those on the low-fat diet had 23% lower levels of apolipoproteins A-I compared to those on the high-fat diet.
(c) Those on the low-fat diet had 32% higher levels of triglycerides compared to those on the high-fat diet.
The results from this study reveal that a low-fat, low-cholesterol diet increases the risk factors associated with heart disease compared to a high-fat, high-cholesterol diet.


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6 New Shows You'll Love (If You Love These Other Current Shows)!
I'll be the first to admit that binging on TV shows is great. You can wear your pajamas all day, eat in bed, and happily forget what sunlight feels like. You don't care what your hair is doing and you have no idea what the time is, because it doesn't matter. You have nowhere to be except in front of that bright screen. However, there's also a specialness that lies in catching a show from the beginning, and dutifully following it every week.
Being one of the first people who has watched a popular show is one of the most satisfying bragging rights life has to offer. I always wished I was one of the first to watch one of the long-running hit shows -- like "Breaking Bad" or "Pretty Little Liars" -- but sadly, I was not. So today, I am familiarizing myself with upcoming TV show premieres, setting them to record on my TiVo, and hoping to love them before anyone else does. I encourage you to do the same, and check out these highly anticipated shows based on your current television favorites — hopefully you can find one that suits your fancy!
If you love "The Mindy Project", "30 Rock"…
...then you should set your DVRs right now for NBC's upcoming show "Great News". Created by writer Tracey Wigfield, who formerly wrote on "30 Rock" and "The Mindy Project", "Great News" is about an overbearing mom, played by Andrea Martin, who lands an internship at her news producer daughter's (Briga Heelan) TV station. This new take on the mother-daughter dynamic is sure to keep fans laughing and engaged. Also, withTina Fey and Robert Carlock (both from "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" and "30 Rock") holding the title of executive producers, it's sure to be a hit. The show premieres on NBC on April 25, at 9pm.
If you like "The Flash", "Jessica Jones", and other superhero-based shows…
...then you should check out the new spin on the superhero genre called "Powerless", about the group of people who make products for real humans who are constantly finding themselves in the middle of super-human battles. One product, for example, is an umbrella that can protect you from falling rubble. This is the first comedy from DC, so it should be an interesting mix of action and laughs, which is a fun take on the superhero genre. Whenever a TV show aims to try something new and fresh, in my opinion, it's worth looking into and seeing for yourself. Plus,High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens is the star, and that's a good enough reason for us. The show premieres on February 2 at 8:30pm on NBC.
If you like Netflix's "Love" and HBO's "Girls"…
...then you will probably find the show "Crashing" to be another perfect blend of drama and comedy -- a dramedy, if you will.Judd Apatow does it again, releasing another show that gets us excited and potentially introduces one of our new favorite actor/writer combos. This show centers on a standup comedian who, after learning of his wife's infidelity, reevaluates his New York City existence and crashes on the couches of friends. The show looks like it will be painfully funny, but in true Apatow fashion, it will probably offer relatable commentary on life. Crashing premieres February 19 on HBO.
If you like "Workaholics" and "Broad City"…
...then the show "Detroiters" is for you. "Detroiters" is a buddy comedy featuring the hilarious and effervescentSam Richardson ("Veep", Office Christmas Party) and Tim Robinson, former SNL writer and feature player. Sam and Tim are best friends who make awful, low-budget local commercials, but they have a lot of fun doing it. They are odd and over-the-top in all the best ways that make a comedy worth watching. If you need any more convincing,Jason Sudekis and Lorne Michaelsare also signed on as executive producers. The show premieres on February 2 at 10:30pm on Comedy Central.
If you like "The Goldbergs"…
...then get ready for "Imaginary Mary"! Developed by the same creator as "The Goldbergs", this show is unique because, although it is a live-action comedy, one of the main characters is a cartoon imaginary friend, Mary, voiced by "SNL" alum Rachel Dratch. Mary the main character Alice's (Jenna Elfman) former imaginary friend, who resurfaces to help her acclimate to a committed relationship with a divorced father of three. Mary gives her life advice and adds some Disney-style cuteness to the mix. This is sure to be a charming comedy, with the kind of leads that you can root for. It's reminiscent of the movie Ted, but Mary seems to be better behaved. "Imaginary Mary" special sneak preview premieres on March 29 at 8:30pm; the show will then move to Tuesdays at 9:30pm starting April 4 on ABC.
If you like "Pretty Little Liars" and "Shake It Up"…
...then get excited for Freeform's "Famous in Love". Created byI. Marlene King, the same woman who helmed "Pretty Little Liars", "Famous in Love" is a novel-turned-TV adaptation about a normal college student (Bella Thorne) who is thrust into stardom when she is surprisingly cast in a major Hollywood movie. Much like "Pretty Little Liars", this show is sure to bring the drama. The trailer gives us "90210" and "Gossip Girl" vibes, but it has a completely fresh storyline that hasn't been done before. "Famous in Love" premieres April 18 at 9pm on Freeform.
This is only a snippet of the great TV shows that 2017 will be throwing our way, but it's a great place to start. So, mark your calendars and get ready for new shows to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream to.
(Image via NBC/YouTube)
- Taylor Carter, YH Contributing Writer


Could there be an Achilles heel in the auto world that I would consider my nemesis? Is it possible there is a "kryptonite car" that brings chaos everywhere it goes? Should I run away at the first sign of these diabolical vermin of my undoing? If there was ever such a car, it would no doubt be … The PT CRUISER… I'm getting to the point I don't even want to see one come in for an oil change. Now, don't get me wrong… I like the little car. I just find more problems with the car vs. the owner than any other make and model these days. Perhaps, it's not the car … perhaps it's the owners of these cars… maybe they are the kryptonite, and the car is merely the portal of transportation bringing them to the shop faster than a speeding bullet.
You know, it's been said for many years that a person takes on the traits of their cars. It's like trying to explain your eccentric Uncle Hugo to someone. Just mention he still drives an old Rambler everywhere, they'll get the picture.
Funny, how these associations became reality. (Personally, I like the old Ramblers.) Even though it was never intended to be like this when the car was manufactured, those little quirks and style of the car become essentially an expression of the owner. Sometimes it's like Clark Kent and his alter ego -- Superman. You just never know what to expect out of some people.
So far, these PT Cruiser's haven't let me down. Servicing them can be like leaping tall buildings with a single bound. (Easy for Superman, not so easy for me.) I'd like to know who thought of putting the A/C service valve way down in the engine bay. I can't even get my arm in there. Or the way the power steering pressure hose is corkscrewed around the engine. All that and more comes to mind when working on these cars, but it's still those odd ball problems that I encounter with the car and the owners that makes them unique.
I've had everything from a PT Cruiser that came in for repair where a bodyshop used drywall screws to hold the front grill back on the car. AND, they used "Bondo" over their screws, so you couldn't tell what they had done until you tried to remove it. My problem wasn't why the body shop used drywall screws… no… my problem was the air conditioner. Could it be, because someone had put a drywall screw right through the wiring harness? Gee, now how did that get there? The odd part was the owner was more pissed at me for removing the grill to find the problem than the bodyshop using drywall screws to hold it on.
And then there was the lady who had taken her car to several dealerships and transmission shops. It turned out to be a bad connection between the TCM and the transmission. Not a big deal to repair, you just had to be there at that particular moment to see the failure. It's probably why no one else had found it.
But, as soon as I fixed the connection the fluid had a chance to move thru the transmission… and it began to leak. Not bad, but bad enough. I showed the owner the leak, and told her it wouldn't take long to repair. She then told me how mad she was and how much she spent at the other places. "I'm never going back to them ever again," she would say over and over. But, instead of having me fix the leaking valve body… she was going back to the guy she was ticked off at. Huh? I guess she needed to spread more of that PT Cruiser kryptonite to another shop.
Around 11:30pm Friday evening with the snow still coming down my home phone rang. It was the owner of the PT Cruiser, who by all rights was pretty ticked off. She has been without her little car for quite some time.
She demanded that I go to the shop, open it up, and get her son's basketball out of the car. (For real… no joke here… she was dead serious.) Any other day, sure…, except for the fact that you couldn't tell the road from the ditches and I have a 45 minute commute from my house to the shop even on days with good roads and light traffic.
Let's see here…, it's dark, there's a couple of feet of drifting snow on the road, it's probably going to take me a couple of hours to navigate my way into town, providing I don't end up in a ditch myself. Ah, let me think about this a second… done… not happening!
Now picture this, I'm standing in my kitchen looking out over the snow covered front lawn while I'm listening to her version of the repair right down to each and every penny she has spent, and mind you, she wasn't holding back any remarks about anyone involved. I don't know about you, but when I'm home…, I'm home. I'd rather not talk shop, and this lady was pushing the wrong buttons.
I tried to calm her down and explain things in a logical way, the weather, the time of the day, and unless I was Clark Kent, I'm pretty sure it will have to wait till the storm passes. No dice, this lady was P.O.'d!
Sorry lady, I'm sure your son will make it one more night without his precious basketball. Resourceful gal, I'll give her that, but there won't be any road trips to the Metropolis tonight. What gets into people sometimes? Then again, it's not the owners… it's the car…… it just gotta be the car….
Superman has his kryptonite…, and I've got my PT Cruisers….
We all suffer from Kryptonite poisoning from time to time. But, I do believe it originates from the customer. The negative aura that some people give off can be compared to voodoo magic. Ever wonder why most problems arise from those customers that are the biggest pain the neck? Your best customer comes in, throws the keys on the counter and tells you, "Call me when you done". No problem.
But that "pain in the neck" customer comes in, tells you what's wrong, tells you he does not want to spend a lot of money, tells you he wasn't happy the last time you worked on the car and tells you he needs it done yesterday. Right? Well, this is where kryptonite turns the job into a nightmare….everything you touch on the car is an issue…..I swear, it's like voodoo!
We all suffer from Kryptonite poisoning from time to time. But, I do believe it originates from the customer. The negative aura that some people give off can be compared to voodoo magic. Ever wonder why most problems arise from those customers that are the biggest pain the neck? Your best customer comes in, throws the keys on the counter and tells you, "Call me when you done". No problem.
But that "pain in the neck" customer comes in, tells you what's wrong, tells you he does not want to spend a lot of money, tells you he wasn't happy the last time you worked on the car and tells you he needs it done yesterday. Right? Well, this is where kryptonite turns the job into a nightmare….everything you touch on the car is an issue…..I swear, it's like voodoo!
My theory is that the majority of PT Cruisers and older Cadillac STS's are owned by wannabes. These are people who either have no money or are very tight when spending money. They buy these cars because these are "cheap" IMAGE vehicles. They are at least cheap until you start having to maintain them. The owners of these vehicles are usually a hard sell when it comes to repairs.


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Russian Novichok Suspects Claim They Visited Salisbury As Tourists
Two Russians with the same name as suspects in the poisoning of former spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter with a military-grade nerve agent have told Russia's state-funded RT television station they visited Britain's Salisbury in March as tourists.
The two men, who looked similar to the pictures of the suspects released by Britain on September 5, denied having played any role in the murder attempt.
'Our friends had been suggesting for a long time that we visit this wonderful town,' one of the men said of the town of Salisbury in a short clip of the interview played by RT on September 13.
'Maybe we did [approach] Skripal's house, but we don't know where is it located,' one of the two men claimed.
British officials have accused the suspects of smuggling the Soviet-designed nerve agent Novichok into Britain in a fake perfume bottle and smearing some of the substance on the front door of Sergei Skripal's home in Salisbury, where the former intelligence officer settled after being sent to the West in a Cold War-style spy swap in 2010.
The attack left Skripal, 67, and his daughter Yulia, 34, in critical condition, but both have recovered after weeks in the hospital.
The men interviewed by RT denied carrying the fake women's perfume bottle with them.
'Is it silly for decent lads to have women's perfume?' one of the two men was quoted as saying by the Kremlin-funded RT.
'The customs are checking everything, they would have questions as to why men have women's perfume in their luggage. We didn't have it.'
They also said they stayed less than one hour in Salisbury due to poor weather. 'We went there to see Stonehenge, Old Sarum, but we couldn't do it because there was muddy slush everywhere,' one of the two men said, referring to local landmarks.
A picture taken on Fisherton Road in Salisbury on March 4 and released by the British Metropolitan Police Service on September 5 shows Aleksandr Petrov (right) and Ruslan Boshirov
The RT interview was aired a day after Russian President Vladimir Putin said his country had identified the men Britain suspects of poisoning Skripal and his daughter, but claimed they were civilians.
'They are civilians, of course,' Putin said on September 12, contradicting the British government's assertion that they were officers of Russia's military intelligence agency, known as the GRU.
Following Putin's declaration, British Prime Minister Theresa May's spokesman said that Britain's attempts to get an explanation from Moscow over the poisoning had always been met with 'obfuscation and lies.'
The two suspects are GRU officers, the spokesman reiterated, adding, 'The government has exposed the role of the GRU, its operatives, and its methods, this position is supported by our international allies.'
Last week, British authorities announced that they had charged two Russian men, identified as Aleksandr Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, with carrying out the poisoning on March 4.
British Home Secretary Sajid Javid said on September 9 that Britain will catch the two men and bring them to prosecution if they ever step out of Russia.
Calling the poisoning a 'sickening and despicable' attack, Javid said it was 'unequivocally, crystal-clear this was the act of the Russian state -- two Russian nationals sent to Britain with the sole purpose of carrying out a reckless assassination attempt.'
The poisoning led Britain, the United States, the European Union, and others to carry out a series of diplomatic expulsions and financial sanctions against Moscow.
It has further damaged already severely strained relations between Russia and the West and has been a cause for solidarity at a time when Western officials accuse Moscow of seeking to cause rifts in relations between Western countries.
With reporting by AP, AFP and Reuters


Does anyone know if you can buy / replace the two springs that hold on the driver side and passenger side mirrors? I have a 2001 Cavalier and one of the two (the bottom on each side) have broken and disappeared and now only 1 - the top one on each - is the only thing holding each mirror on the car. I just assumed that you could buy the springs, but so far I can't find anything online about it. The mirrors are in perfect condition other than the spring, so it would be really dumb to buy a whole new mirror. Has anyone else had this issue? If so what did you do........can you rig some other solution to keep them from falling off?
I have had that same issue on my 99 Cav for over 3 years and it has not fallen off yet. I think the plastic attachment point for the lower spring is what broke on mine. If I was super extra motivated to fix it though I would just hit up a local salvage yard. We are at "Peak Cavalier" right now for 2000-2005 Cavs and past peak Cav for 95-99 Cavs here in the Mid-Atlantic. I'm not sure but there may not even be a difference at all for sideview mirrors amongst the entire 3rd gen range of years. The whole mirror assembly is easy to change, you just remove the interior cover triangle screw and loosen up maybe 3 nuts and the whole thing comes right off - that is it. Easy swap.
While we are on the subject of sideview mirrors, does anyone know if it is possible to add a manual adjust arm to facilitate easier "windows up" adjustment of the passenger sideview mirror from inside the car. Note: this is for manual adjust and NOT for power mirrors. Would we need to find a Toyota Cavalier with manual mirrors to pull this off? I always hate having to roll down the window to do this. An interior manipulating rod like my one for the driver's side would shorten the reach across and would be sweet!.


Arrived in perfect condition. Thank you!! Much appreciated!!
Whole transaction went fast and smoothly, I highly recommend the seller. Thank you!
Great seller. Item was well packed and arrived safely. Tracking number was provided. Very happy with my item. Would do business again. Thank you!
Quick shipping, and the bolero is perfect. She is really kind, I will definitely buy from her again.
Wonderful seller! Nice communication, speedy shipping, and the head dress came in perfect condition. Thank you!
perfect seller ♡ item arrived really quickly and in perfect condition. 10/10. thank you so much~!
Seller was very cooperative about relisting the socks after it had gone unsold. It was shipped out and received in a timely fashion.
very nice seller! the dress is in perfect condition too!
Great communication. The items came in perfect condition.
I'm really happy with this purchase. The item is exactly as described and the shipping was quick. Thank You!
This seller is very kind, patient, and polite, and the cutsew I purchased arrived in fantastic condition. It only took two weeks for the package to arrive. I would happily purchase from them again. Thank you very much!
Great buyer! Prompt payment and nice transaction. Highly recommended!
This seller was very kind and patient. Communication was harder because of the time difference between our two countries. The shipping quote was what delayed the transaction but she still waited for me in order to sell the item. The bag arrived quickly, packaged safely and in the brand new condition she described. The shipping was reasonable too considering it was international. I highly recommend this seller. Make sure you communicate with her if you really want an item. She may wait or help you out like she did for me.
Perfect seller! The communication was great! She shipped the Roland-jacket and the AatP-socks like she promised and it was delivered just 5 days later! Thank you so much!
Very quick and satisfying purchase: both items came as described in a cute sturdy box (but lightweight)~ Communication was open and friendly. The package was sent out Jan 15 with an expected arrival of 2 weeks but came in early on Jan 20! Would recommend and buy from again. :) Thank you.
Nice buyer, very friendly, highly recommended!
Very polite seller! The dress was exactly as described. Prompt communication. Thanks again!
Item arrived in perfect condition and was carefully packaged. The seller took a few days to ship out, but was very prompt in replying to my messages. Excellent communication, very friendly. I definitely recommend this seller to other buyers!
She was a nice and lovely seller, and I received my dream skirt in perfect condition! I would buy again from this buyer, totally recommended!
Excellent seller. Takes a few days to post for you though will reply when asked a question within a day. Very easy transaction and communication. Recommended and will buy from again.
I bought this together with the cross arch blouse. First I messaged the seller if they were okay with a two month (one payment per pay day) payment plan on the jsk and blouse, seller accepted. Though afterwards I realised that I had suggested the wrong date for when I was supposed to pay, I use bank transfer to get money on my paypal and that took a looong time. Both payments arrived 1-2 days late sadly, but the seller didn't complain (thank you!). I spent half of July abroad with the family, so I asked the seller to send the package to a friend's address and to mark down the package to 50% worth and mark it as a gift to escape from the Swedish 25% tax. The seller did this all this, but then never sent me the tracking number, even when I asked twice. I would buy from this seller again. This is my dreamdress so thank you!
Bought together with the Cathedral jsk so full review there.
Quick communication and sending the item. Was very kind and easy to talk to. Thank you for the fantastic transaction!
I was worried about buying umbrellas off of lacemarket but this seller with in communication and shipping!
Excellent,extremely communicative seller. Highly recommended.
Was nervous about her first sale, but had excellent communication which made all the difference. I would happily sell to again.
Absolutely lovely person, excellent payment and timeliness and pleasant to communicate with. I would definitely sell to her again.


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Q: When mouse select on autocomplete page jump to top When the user selects autocomplete option (while choosing from suggested list) in Chrome - the page jumps (scrolls automatically). How can I fix this? Thanks.
I tried scrollIntoView: false,
Look here: http://www.biletall.com/default.aspx;
Please write "Kayseri" on bus panel and click on the suggested autocomplete value.
You can see the page jump.
Sample Code:
function ucak_varis_getir(sonuc) {

var data = $.parseJSON(sonuc);
$(function () {

    $('#HavaVaris').autocomplete(
    {
        highlightClass: "bold-text",
        source: function (request, response) {
            var matcher = new RegExp($.ui.autocomplete.escapeRegex(request.term), "i");
            response($.grep(data, function (value) {
                value = value.label || value.value || value;
                return matcher.test(value) || matcher.test(normalize(value));
            }));

        },
        minLength: 3,
        delay: 0,
        autoFocus: true,
        scrollIntoView: false,
        select: function (event, ui) {
            $('#HavaVaris').val(ui.item.label);
            $('#HavaVaris').data('ulkeId', ui.item.actor.ulkeId);
            $('#HavaVaris').data('kod', ui.item.actor.kod);
            $('#HavaVaris').data('hiddenData', ui.item.actor.hiddenData);
            yasliGosterGizle();

            return false;
        },
        close: function (event, ui) {
            $('#HavaVaris').data('aramaYapildiMi', 0);
        },
        open: function (event, ui) {
            $('#HavaVaris').data('aramaYapildiMi', 1);
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    }).focus();

});

}

A: One thing I noticed is that the problem is only happening on click and not if the user selects using the keyboard.
Try removing .focus() near the end of your function.
If it does not work also try changing autoFocus to false.

A: Look here: https://www.bibiletal.com/ucak-bileti/
Please write "Kayseri" on bus panel and click on the suggested autocomplete value. You can see the page jump.

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OWD HMRC unable to permit temporary trading pending appeal
OWD – HMRC unable to permit temporary trading pending appeal
12 July 2019. Published by Michelle Sloane, Partner
In OWD Ltd trading as Birmingham Cash and Carry (in Liquidation) and Anor v HMRC [2019] UKSC 30, the Supreme Court has held that HMRC does not have power under section 88C, Alcohol Duties Liquor Act 1979 (ALDA), or section 9, Commissioners for Revenue and Customs Act 2005 (CRCA), to permit temporary trading pending the determination of an appeal to the First-tier Tribunal (FTT) against HMRC's refusal to grant approval under the Alcohol Wholesalers Registration Scheme (AWRS).
Finance Act 2015 introduced the AWRS scheme requiring wholesalers supplying duty-paid alcohol to be approved by HMRC under section 88C, ALDA.
OWD, together with a number of other wholesalers (the wholesalers) were already involved in the wholesale supply of duty-paid alcohol when the AWRS scheme was introduced. They applied to HMRC for AWRS approval. The applications were refused as HMRC was not satisfied that they were "fit and proper" persons.
The wholesalers appealed to the FTT and requested that HMRC allow them to continue to trade pending determination of their appeals. HMRC refused and the wholesalers challenged HMRC's refusal by way of judicial review proceedings.
The challenge was dismissed in the High Court and the wholesalers appealed to the Court of Appeal. The Court of Appeal held that temporary approval can be granted to a person under section 88C, ALDA, but not under section 9, CRCA.
The wholesalers appealed and HMRC cross-appealed, to the Supreme Court.
Before the Supreme Court, the following two issues were considered:
1. what power does HMRC have to permit a person to carry on trading pending the determination of an appeal to the FTT; and
2. if HMRC does not have such a power or it refuses to exercise it, what interim relief can the High Court grant?
Supreme Court judgment
The Supreme Court allowed HMRC's appeal against the Court of Appeal's decision that HMRC has the power to permit temporary trading under section 88C, ALDA and dismissed the wholesalers' appeal against the Court of Appeal's determination that HMRC does not have the power to permit such temporary trading under section 9, CRCA.
With regard to whether HMRC has power under section 88C, the Supreme Court was of the view that as HMRC had concluded that the wholesalers were not fit and proper persons, it does not have the power to grant temporary approval and the Court of Appeal was correct to conclude that consideration of hardship and the impact of the decision were not material to an evaluation under section 88C of whether a person was a fit and proper person.
Having found that there was no power under section 88C, ALDA, the Court turned to whether there was a power under section 9(1), CRCA, which permits the Commissioners to do anything they consider "necessary or expedient in connection with the exercise of their functions, or incidental or conducive to the exercise of their functions". The Court concluded that section 9 does not provide an alternative route to section 88C. This is not only because section 88C permits authorisation under that section, but also because of the attributes of the whole scheme of which section 88C forms part. If HMRC uses section 9 to allow a trader to continue to trade, HMRC would be holding them out as a "fit and proper" person when it has formed the opposite view under section 88C.
In relation to the second issue regarding the interim relief powers of the High Court, the Supreme Court noted that if the High Court was to order HMRC to grant temporary approval pending an appeal where HMRC has concluded that the wholesaler is not a "fit and proper" person, it would be requiring HMRC to be satisfied that the wholesaler was a "fit and proper" person, contrary to its actual conclusion. The High Court's power to issue an injunction is exercisable for the purpose of making a person do something that was within that person's power to do. In the situation under consideration, HMRC did not have such a power. However, as the case for relief was not made out and there had been an absence of debate in relation to it, the Supreme Court decided not to express a definitive conclusion on this issue.
As the Supreme Court has confirmed that (1) HMRC does not have power to permit temporary trading pending the determination of an appeal to the FTT against its refusal to grant approval under the AWRS; and (2) the High Court cannot grant interim relief, in the form of an injunction permitting temporary trading, taxpayers who have been refused HMRC approval under the AWRS, will have to apply to the FTT to expedite their appeals. Given that the FTT is already very busy, it is difficult to see how it will be able to cope with an influx of requests for expedited appeals.
The Supreme Court also commented that the AWRS legislation may be incompatible with the ECHR and it will be interesting to see if the government amends the legislation to permit temporary trading pending the determination of an appeal to the FTT.
The judgment can be viewed here.
Michelle Sloane
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    void update_stats(const Stats &current);
    void finalize_stats();
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public:
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    Evolution() : _p() {}
};

#endif // EVOLUTION_H

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The Heaphy Track is a popular tramping and mountain biking track in the north west of the South Island of New Zealand. It is located within the Kahurangi National Park and classified as one of New Zealand's ten Great Walks by the Department of Conservation. Named after Charles Heaphy, the track is  long and is usually walked in four or five days.  The track is open for shared use with mountain bikers in the winter season from 1 May to 30 September each year. The southern end of the track is at Kōhaihai, north of Karamea on the northern West Coast, and the northern end is in the upper valley of the Aorere River, Golden Bay.

Floods in February 2022 caused major damage to three bridges on the West Coast end of the track, leading to the closure of the section between James Mackay Hut and Heaphy Hut. The rest of the track and all the huts are open, and the track can be accessed for return trips from either road-end. Through travel is currently not possible until the bridges are rebuilt and the damaged section of track repaired.

History
Māori tribes are known to have settled along the lower course of the Heaphy River as early as the 14th century. There is a significant archaeological site near the existing Heaphy Hut that has been the subject of significant investigations. The evidence from these investigations suggests that at least some of the area crossed by today's Heaphy Track had been explored and settled by Māori in pre-European times.  No evidence has yet been found of middens in the Gouland Downs area, however middens have been found at all the main river-mouths south of the Heaphy River. This suggests that the route along the coast had been used regularly by Māori.

The first visit to the area by persons whose names were recorded took place in 1846, when Charles Heaphy, Thomas Brunner and their Māori guide , supported by another guide , explored the coastal sector of the track.

In October 1856, James Mackay and a colleague John Clark explored the headwaters of the Aorere River, in search of a large grassy plan that had been reported by Māori to lie between the Aorere and the West Coast.  They found a large scrub-covered area that was later named the Gouland Downs, but did not travel across it or mark out a route to the West Coast at that time.

The first recorded crossing approximately along today's route was by a European gold miner named Aldrige in 1859. Another crossing by James Mackay took place in 1860. At the time, Mackay was returning from leading the Crown purchase from Māori of all the land on the West Coast within the Nelson province.  His party turned inland at the Heaphy River, and then travelled up the Lewis River to the saddle. From there they crossed the Gouland Downs and descended via the Aorere River back to Collingwood.

The discovery of gold at Karamea in 1861 led to increased interest in the route between Nelson and the West Coast.  In December 1861, Mackay, along with John and Arthur Knyvett, created a rough track between the upper Aorere River and the Heaphy River mouth. The Nelson Provincial Council allocated funding for work on the track in 1866 and 1867, but there is no record of further work on the track until 1885, when the Public Works Department asked the Collingwood County Council to initiate a survey. The Council engaged James Saxon a surveyor from Nelson, and he laid out a route suitable for horse carts from the Brown river to the Gouland Downs, with a grade of 1 in 16.  His plans were approved by the Public Works Department in 1886.

During and after the West Coast Gold Rush of the 1860s the area was extensively visited for gold and the track was definitely laid out by various prospectors and surveyors, among them John Saxon in 1888. No gold was found in the area and, after thirty years, prospecting came to an end. By 1900, the track was virtually forgotten and had become overgrown and seldom used except by an occasional hunter.

The creation of the North-west Nelson Forest Park in 1965, which became Kahurangi National Park in 1996, led to the rediscovery and improvement of the track.

The track is now tramped by thousands of people every year.

Partial track closure in 2022

In early February 2022, heavy rain in the Buller District caused severe flooding and damage to the track. The suspension bridge over the Gunner River was damaged and the Pitt Creek bridge was swept away, and the suspension bridge over the Heaphy River was destroyed. The flood either washed away or seriously damaged three bridges on the final section of the track between James Mackay and Heaphy Huts. The  bridge across the Heaphy River was the longest suspended deck bridge in the country when it was built in 2013. Although the bridge deck was  above normal river level, the bridge was damaged beyond repair in the floods. In addition to the damage to bridges, the severe weather also caused slips and windfall on the track from James Mackay Hut down to the river valley. The section of the track between James Mackay and Heaphy Huts was closed because of the extensive damage, although the rest of the track and huts were re-opened during February for return trips from the two road ends. Through travel is currently not possible until the bridges are rebuilt and the damaged section of track repaired.

Road access

From the south, the road from Karamea to the Kōhaihai River is unsealed for the last , .

From the north, the road from Collingwood to Brown Hut is sealed as far as Bainham, then unsealed for the final . The road access was originally via three fords, but after ongoing concern about drivers taking risks in crossing the fords to get to the track, and some becoming stranded in swollen streams, DOC took the unusual step of providing funding to Tasman District Council for three bridges to be built; these were finished in 2014.

Route
The track can be travelled in either direction but the route from Golden Bay to Karamea is described here.

Brown Hut to Perry Saddle Hut

Brown Hut is located only five minutes walk from the carpark at the end of Aorere Valley road. There is a campsite located close to the hut. The track from Brown Hut crosses Brown River and a grassy flat before climbing through regenerating forest. The  route to Perry Saddle is almost entirely uphill, and has a consistent gradient. The zigzag path follows the route of a bridle track surveyed and built in 1886 by John Saxon. The track climbs steadily through mature beech forest, mostly red beech (Nothofagus fusca) and hard beech (Nothofagus truncata) trees, but there are also podocarps including rimu and miro, southern rata and other species such as kamahi. Birds that may be seen in the forest on the climb to Perry Saddle Hut include tomtits, robins and bellbird. Kākā may also be seen or heard near the top. There is a side branch of the track reached after about 90 minutes climbing. This leads down to Shakespeare Flat on the Aorere River. After 3–4 hours climb, the Aorere shelter and campsite at about  elevation provides a place to rest. The highest point on the Heaphy Track, at , is reached after another hour. There is a lookout point nearby. From here, it is another 30 minutes walk to Perry Saddle Hut. The hut has 28 bunks.

Perry Saddle Hut to Gouland Downs Hut
From the Perry Saddle Hut, the track passes over the saddle and follows the true left of the Perry Creek. There is a side-trip route up to the peak of Mount Perry, at  elevation that in suitable conditions provides panoramic views over the Aorere Valley and Golden Bay towards the North Island, and inland over the Gouland Downs and the rest of the Kahurangi National Park. The main track re-enters forest for about an hour until reaching the edge of the Gouland Downs. The route then descends gradually to the Cave Brook and then reaches the historic Gouland Downs Hut. The existing hut was built by the Collingwood County Council in 1936. There are many limestone arches, caves and small waterfalls that can be accessed near the hut.

Geology of the Gouland Downs
This area is a peneplain, a low-relief plain formed from prolonged erosion. Beneath the tussock in the Gouland Downs are sandstone and mudstone sedimentary rocks that were formed in the Lower Palaeozoic era around 400 to 500 million years ago. They are some of the oldest rocks in New Zealand. These rocks were worn down by erosion to form the peneplain around 100 million years ago. They were then submerged beneath a shallow sea, and limestone was deposited on top of the older sedimentary rocks. The land was subsequently uplifted, and erosion removed most of the limestone, leaving isolated outcrops that now appear like tree-covered islands in the tussock landscape. The remaining areas of the Gouland Downs have shallow and infertile soil where the only plants that thrive are tussocks and rushes.

Introduction of takahē
In 2018, the Department of Conservation translocated 30 endangered takahē to the Gouland Downs, from the breeding facility at Burwood Takahē Centre in Southland. This release is part of a programme to ensure the survival of the species. The Gouland Downs area was chosen for the release partly because the Kahurangi National Park has had intensive pest control over many years, and along with natural barriers, this has kept down the population of predators such as cats and ferrets. Takahē can now be regularly seen near Gouland Downs Hut.

Gouland Downs Hut to Saxon Hut
The track from Gouland Downs Hut continues across the northern part of the Gouland Downs, crossing Shiner Brook, Big River and Weka Creek over swing bridges before descending into the headwaters of the Saxon River and reaching Saxon Hut. The hut is named after John Saxon who surveyed the track in 1886. The endangered blue duck (or whio) may be seen in this section of the route. Great spotted kiwi can often be heard calling in the area around Saxon Hut, and are occasionally seen at night.

Saxon Hut to James Mackay Hut
The route descends gently through forest to the Saxon River, and then over a flat to Blue Duck Creek. It then climbs through forest in a long sidle around the slopes of Mt Teddy before reaching the Mackay Downs. The James Mackay Hut is on the edge of the downs, and is situated on a terrace above the track. It has views of the Heaphy River mouth and the Tasman Sea to the south-west.

James Mackay Hut to Heaphy Hut
The track descends through forest along a spur between Deception Creek to the south and the Lewis River to the north. The type of vegetation changes markedly as the track descends towards the Heaphy River. Stunted manuka and beech trees seen at the top become taller, and the sub-canopy and ground vegetation becomes more dense. At the bottom of the descent, there is typical West Coast rainforest, and the first nikau palms can be seen. There is a shelter near the junction of the Lewis and Heaphy Rivers.

The route then crosses the Heaphy River and the track then follows a large bend in the river under limestone bluffs. The track follows the true left of the Heaphy River and crosses the Gunner River near its junction with the Heaphy. The vegetation along this part of the route is lowland podcarp forest, with an increasing number of nikau palms closer to Heaphy Hut, where they dominate the forest. The Heaphy Hut and campsite is around  back from the beach, overlooking the Heaphy River mouth, with a view of surf and the Tasman Sea.

Heaphy Hut to Kōhaihai River mouth
This final section of the track is all close to the coastline, with the route partly in forest and partly on the beach or beach margins. There are several stream crossings along the route. The Katipo Creek shelter is located at the mid-point of this section of the track. The landscape of the coastline with its pounding surf and the coastal forest with groves of nikau palms is described by some as the highlight of the track. Towards the end of this section of the track there is a climb from Scotts Beach to around  over a saddle set back from Kōhaihai Bluff. The track the descends to a crossing of the Kōhaihai River and the end of the track at the car park.

Mountain biking
Prior to the establishment of Kahurangi National Park in 1996, mountainbiking was a popular activity on the Heaphy Track. In the final 12 months before the North West Nelson Forest Park became a National Park, around 2000 mountain bikers completed the route. At the time, the National Parks Act 1980 did not permit mountain biking in National Parks, other than on formed roads. Lobbying activities to allow the return of mountain biking on the Heaphy track continued through until 2011, when a three-year trial began. The trial permitted mountain biking during the winter season from 1 May to 30 September.

The mountain bike trial period ended in 2016 and mountain biking became a permanent option over the colder part of the year. Mountain biking is now allowed each year from 1 May to 30 November for groups not exceeding six riders.

Incidents
The route of the Heaphy Track is subject to high rainfall, and is prone to flooding. Until the 1970s there were significant streams across the track that were not bridged, leading to the risk of trampers becoming stranded, or being swept away while trying to cross a flooded stream.

There was a fatality of a track worker at Kohaihai Bluff in 1919, but there are no recorded deaths from then until the 1960s.

In October 1965, a school teacher from Rockville in the Aorere Valley went missing on the Heaphy Track while attempting to travel on his horse from Karamea back to Rockville. Despite several searches, his body was never found. In March 1972, a visitor from the United States, went missing on the climb up from Brown Hut in poor weather when she became separated from her tramping companion. Despite extensive searches, no trace of her was found. In April 1973, a member of a party from the University of Canterbury Tramping Club was swept away while attempting to cross the flooded Cave Creek. His body was never found. In the report from the subsequent Coroner's enquiry, the Coroner said: "Only fit and well-equipped people should attempt to walk the Heaphy Track".

Controversies in the 1970s about the proposal for a road through Heaphy Track led to increased interest in the track and a large increase in the number of trampers. On one night, there were 82 staying overnight at the Gouland Downs Hut. Around the same time, four people had to be rescued from the track over a period of only two days: one girl with asthma, another girl with glandular fever, a young girl with exposure and a boy with a broken bone in his foot. There had been continual rain for three days with around  in one 24 hour period, and the huts had become overcrowded.

In March 1976, a tramper was swept away while attempting to cross the flooded Weka Creek on the Gouland Downs. Her body was never found.

An unusual incident with a happy ending began on 19 January 1980, when a tramper from Palmerston North became disoriented on the descent from Perry Saddle Hut to the end of the track in poor weather and went missing for almost 30 days. His abandoned campsite at Shakespeare Flat on the upper Aorere River was discovered by searchers but he was not found until 18 February – the final day of planned searches. He had travelled  upstream when searchers had been expecting he would have moved downstream. He was flown to hospital, and made a good recovery, being discharged in five days. Only a few weeks later, on 17 March 1980 three young trampers from Auckland died when they were swept off rocks at Crayfish Point, just  from the end of the track at Kōhaihai.

In March 1982, a solo tramper from Canterbury went missing on the track. He had wandered off the path and become lost after leaving Perry Saddle Hut on the way south. He was eventually found by search parties after he had spent nine days lost in the bush. There was another large search in April 1988 for a nurse from Auckland who had started on the track on her own from the Karamea end in mid March, and was last seen at Heaphy Hut. She was reported missing when she did not arrive home after the end of her holiday. The route was in poor condition at the time after a period of heavy rain, and rivers were swollen. A large search failed to find any sign of the missing woman.

Through-road controversy

Between the 1950s and the 1980s, repeated attempts were made by the South Island Local Bodies Association to have the Ministry of Works build an access road along the route of the Heaphy Track. The Ministry considered the road proposal to be too expensive and did not view it as a priority.

The famed coastal strip with its iconic nikau palm groves was particularly at risk with any road construction. Even with simple track construction at Crayfish Point many years ago, the overall effect was to see major slips carry the groves into the sea. Those fighting roading proposals felt this could be the result along the very narrow, palm-covered coastal strip if road construction were to take place.

Up until the 1980s the threats to the track were real, as the local population and councils largely supported roading in the belief that a "tourist circuit" of the South Island would increase the access and popularity of the area. The track proponents argued the damage could never be justified and that the popularity would come more in the form of people being drawn to the area for days rather than those who would drive through and use "comfort stops".

The campaign to "save" the Track and the popular support the conservation effort gathered over many years became pivotal in changing the attitude of the authorities to environmental matters. The New Zealand Government instigated many changes to curb unnecessary environmental destruction.

Following the major campaigns, track use grew substantially. In 1970, a road alignment was surveyed by the Ministry of Works and this caused a period of intense debate. Track use became intense in the 1973–1974 summer season and when a three-day rainstorm hit over the New Year break, it resulted in a massive rescue mission. In the larger huts, hundreds of people were sheltering and the six-bunk Gounland Downs Hut held 82 people. The incident resulted in shelters being built in between the huts.

Recently, track use has moderated to a point where it now forms an integral part of the great New Zealand walking experience. As the popularity increased, more resources were put into track maintenance and facilities. Today, the track is well defined and serviced and capable of being walked by a wide age group. A number of commercial operators now provide guiding facilities and packing ability, thus allowing a wider age group to enjoy this extended walk.

See also
 New Zealand tramping tracks
 Tramping in New Zealand

References

Further reading

External links

 Heaphy Track official website at Department of Conservation
 Heaphy Track recovery work at Department of Conservation
 Heaphy Track at Herenga ā Nuku Aotearoa, the Outdoor Access Commission
 Heaphy Track at New Zealand Tramper

Buller District
Protected areas of the Tasman District
Protected areas of the West Coast, New Zealand
Hiking and tramping tracks in the West Coast, New Zealand
Mountain biking in New Zealand
Kahurangi National Park
Hiking and tramping tracks in the Tasman District

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Valves and cams for the gasoline M136 engine are available from Niemöller in Germany, the MB Classic Center in Irvine, CA, or your local MB dealer or MB on-line parts distributor. You will need to know the engine ID number to verify the correct fit (i.e. M136.VI).
One exhaust valve for the M136 engine is part number 136 053 08 05 and is available for $28.13 at one of the MB on-line parts distributors that I checked. A M136 camshaft PN 181 051 04 11 is available for $232.50. These are for a specific model 170Vb and may not be the same part number or price for your engine.
Is the 170vb cam the same as the 180 engine?
According the the MB technical manual the camshaft should be the same for the 170Va, 170Vb, 170S, 170Sb, 170S-V and 180 (version w/ M136 engine) and believe it or not the diesel versions of the same models. I would call the MB Classic Center in Irvine, CA to confirm. Talk to Woody at 949.598.4845.
As you probably already know, your engine is correct for an early 180 and it was cast on December 14, 1953. I would suspect that your 180 has a chassis date in '54.
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I think that the 170Vb, 170Sb and 170S-V have the same camshaft as the first 180.
These engines also have another type of oil pump and chain driven camshaft.
Thanks for the correction Lars. The difference in camshafts was due to the change from timing gears (earlier models) to timing chains (later model versions). The 170Vb for example was produced with both camshafts because the timing gear change happened during the production run of that model.
I would agree with you that the 180 camshaft should be the same as the 170Vb, 170Sb, and 170S-V models. But I still suggested that Dave confirm the camshaft part number for his specific engine with the MB Classic Center.
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Next problem, when putting the valve springs back in: I notice 4 springs have an extra washer. I went though all the pdf manuals and there are not picture of the valve springs from the 180 engine. I am guessing they are to make the intake valves have a higher spring rate. Anyway I will take some pictures. May be someone can give me some pointers.
Here are the two spring sets side by site. Now I am thinking the one with the washer should go on the exhaust valves.
I don't think the four extra washers are original. I'd check your springs against the specs.
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