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February 26, 2021 Thesaltyju13 Going on 30, Aaron Rodgers, Chris D'Elia, James Corden, Jennifer Garner, Jonas Brothers, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Mark Ruffalo, Meghan Markle, Nick Jonas, Prince Harry, Shailene Woodley, SNL, Spaceman, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Tiger Woods Leave a comment
1. Rough Week is an Understatement.
As you may have heard, Lady Gaga is in Italy and while her dog walker was out walking her three dogs, he was shot in the chest and the dogs were stolen. Tiger Woods flipped his car this week and has been in the hospital getting surgery and yet we've heard more about Lady Gaga's missing dogs. While I understand having an attachment to your dogs and basically loving them more than humans, I'm a little uncomfy with the fact that a human being was SHOT and all we're hearing about is that the dogs are still missing and there's a reward for their safe return. Should we hope that the dogs are ok? Of course. But can we also take a beat to acknowledge that a person walking them was gunned down? Also this seems INCREDIBLY extreme. These dogs are small, I feel like you could easily steal them without bullets. Gaga has asked anyone with tips to email and is offering a $500,000 reward for any leads. After watching far too many true crime docs, once there's foul play, it really complicates a heist. There's no way these scumbags just turn in the dogs scot-free…again dumb on their part because they obviously could've easily extorted the money out of her if they hadn't rolled through with glocks. Anyway, hopefully her dog walker and the pups are all ok…and also Tiger who I literally haven't heard a peep about since his crash on Tuesday.
2. Haz is SO Hollywood.
Ask and you shall receive. I wanted more content from these two and JAMES CORDEN DELIVERED. Shout out to my sister for tipping me off to this one and in her words, it's 17 minutes long but it goes quick when you're obsessed with Harry like we are. If you're not, cliff notes version is Harry is adorable, Meghan calls him Haz, Archie's first word was crocodile (ELITE), he doesn't mind the show The Crown because it's fiction (WINK) and although his family basically got mad about them taking a step back and retaliated by kicking them out, Harry says he's never walking away. So TAKE THAT, QUEENIE. Also important to note that there's a lengthy story about how Archie (his 1 and a half year old son) wanted a waffle maker for Christmas and so the Queen had one sent over–prob Amazon Prime..Royals they're just like us. And at several points in the story I was waiting for the punchline or an admission that a toddler who yaps about crocodiles probably isn't super into Belgian waffles but that never happened. It was literally just a long story about how they all eat waffles every morning courtesy of the Queen. If Harry's going to continue to do late night appearances he might want to beef up his storytelling but we'll let this one slide because he's just so lovable.
3. Men Are Trash.
This happened a week ago but it fired me TF up so I felt obligated to include it. Back in June, I reported on Chris being the latest in a long line of pervs of Hollywood to be outed. Refresh yourself HERE. After making one of the WORST statements you could possibly make after several underaged girls come out and accuse you of being a perv, Chris went radio silent and off the grid until this past week. He disappeared for 9 months and this was his first statement. As I suspect you won't want to watch the whole thing, I did us all a service and watched it painfully in full. Although the timing of the statement, the button down shirt and the classy wood paneled background were all planned to a T by whatever publicist was #blessed with Chris as a client, the statement itself was unscripted and BOY was it rough to listen to. If I may sum it up for you, Chris stands by the fact that all of his relationships were legal and consensual and boils it all down to the fact that he has a sex addiction and thought he was just lucky enough to be able to use his notoriety to bang mad chicks. He's taken this time off to go to therapy and address his issues and work things out with his baby mama who he cheated on a whole lot. That's pretty much it. There was a lot of stumbling and repeating himself, not a whole lot of apologies and although he admitted everything that came out looked bad…HE KINDA GLOSSED OVER THE FACT THAT MANY UNDERAGED GIRLS HAD RECEIPTS. And what is probably the most baffling about this two-bit awkward bumbling apology after 9 months of hiding and waiting for the storm to blow over is that it was WELL RECEIVED. People were like licking his butthole to tell him how happy they are that he's back, they're proud of him for owning up and apologizing, they hate cancel culture. blah blah blah. These are the same MF'ers who DEMANDED an apology from JT and when he gave one they were like shove your apology, you sexist pig, we hate you still. HOW. Where I come from, if you have sex with underaged girls, you are a pedo. Even if somehow there was no evidence of that, we live in #MeToo Hollywood and the sheer volume of women that he was using his "fame" to bang is enough to end his lukewarm career. And yet apparently not. Apparently this aw shucks I just really loved sex apology absolves all sins. Good to know.
4. Nick Broke Up The Band Again.
Well lookie, lookie here! A year after this EMOTIONAL Jonas Brothers reunion where they released docs about how Nick broke up the bros for his solo career and a whole lot of bangers, it looks like history is repeating itself. Nick was like y'all can't hold me down! This is his latest single, he'll be doing SNL as both host and musical guest this weekend and a full album is to follow. So I guess just like Taylor Swift, lockdown inspired Nick to write except instead of creating acoustic folk songs, he created baby makin slow jamz. Not 100% in love with this song…was really looking for a bop and this overproduced ditty about being lonely AF is REALLY NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW. So I'll hold out and hope that once Covid is over (lol it'll never be over) the brethren will once again start jamming as a trio.
5. Awwwwwwwwkwerd.
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When I cringe, you cringe. A few weeks ago it was rumored that Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley were dating, and everyone was like huh weird pairing and then carried on living their lives. Then Aaron casually slipped into his award acceptance that he couldn't have done this season without his fiance. And we were like oh so now they're engaged? Well now it is confirmed by Shai Shai herself, in the only way she knows how, awkwardly. I L-O-V-E how she's all, it's weird that everyone is freaking out because this isn't new for us at all. And then proceeds to talk about how she's never been to one of his football games because they started dating during Covid. You don't have the right to say your engagement is old news if you've barely been dating for 6 months to begin with. We found out they were dating and they were engaged at the same time, and something tells me they pretty much did as well. Ev'ry Happiness To Ya Both, tho! Probably will last about as long as Paris Hilton's 4th engagement.
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Mr & Mrs Flamhaff warmed all of our hearts with this adorable instagram and I felt like we could all use a little nostalgic love this week. Ok fine, I could really use it. This gives me hope that fictional characters from a movie made 10 years ago are living happily ever after in their dollhouse with razzle red tongues. Also an ideal time to remind everyone of my one true wish for my 30th birthday this year…if anyone has magic wishing dust connects holla atcha gurl before May 15th.
V. important thought I had while watching 13 Going on 30. How do I get my hands on that magic wishing dust and can I pull a reverse and go back to 13 on my birthday this year? Based on my life, I won't be thirty, flirty & thriving and honestly my teen years weren't that bad soo..
— Julia Giantomasi (@TheSaltyJu) January 7, 2021
ANOTHA BONUS:
Two whole-ass SNL skits made me laugh this week and that is unheard of these days. SNL is so irrelevant and unfunny now that I barely even tolerate a full Youtube clip of a sketch but since I consumed both Bridgerton and Drivers License, I took a few minutes out of my VERY busy days to check out these timely skits and I was pleasantly surprised.
Anytime you get a group of guys swaying to RED LIGHTS, STOP SIGNS it's gonna be a 10/10. Plus the teenage girl in me LOVED that they were #TeamOlivia and shaded that little twerp Joshua. KICK ROCKS, JOSH.
This was just complete stupidity and I loved it., plus Chloe Fineman nailed the Daphne impression. These two creepster clowns with their weird voices simulating a brother and sister banging got me right in the funny bone and I'm not afraid to admit it. Also as someone who pretty much never thinks Pete Davidson is funny, I just gave a Salty Ju stamp of approval to TWO skits he was in. I think I need to get out more. JK I can't because Covid. Have a good weekend everyone, I'll just be at home doing #HotGirlShit in my fleece tie dye overalls onesie.
A little late to this trend…probably because I'm a side part lovin' millennial 😂 #hotgirlshit #loungewearorchastitybelt #onesiesquad #feelinggood
♬ busy doin hot girl ish – Chelsea
September 29, 2017 ThesaltyjuChanning Tatum, Hugh Hefner, James Corden, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Justin Timberlake, Kardashians, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Khloe Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Magic Mike, Super Bowl 52, Superbowl, The Late Late Show with James Corden Leave a comment
1. Kardashians Multiply Like Gremlins. (shouts to This Is Us)
What a whirlwind of pregnancy announcements it's been since last Friday. As soon as I published last week's JUice, it hit the airwaves that Kylie Jenner is expecting a child with her rapper boyfriend who I didn't even know she was dating. Kylie is 20. This "announcement" (even though no one from the fam confirmed it) came hot on the heels of their 10th anniversary special on E so ya gotta know Kris Puppetmaster Jenner was behind the whole thing. Still debating on if it's a hoax that was used for ratings because we know everything must be on brand for this family and a borderline teen pregnancy doesn't REALLY seem on brand. THEN at the beginning of this week it comes out that Khloe is pregnant as well. With her NBA boyfriend. JEEEZEEEEE. Again, no verbal confirmation from the family that never shuts up but I'm led to believe that Kris will be next at this point. Because you KNOW she needs to be a part of the attention and drama. Also fun fact: Kim and Kanye are expecting via surrogate. So basically, blink and they will multiply. And also, tune into their show because THEY'VE BEEN RAPING OUR TVS FOR 10 YEARS NOW. WUPH. (PS in case you were wondering I scooped everyone I know on both pregnancy announcements and it was a high like no other.)
2. RIP Hef.
That dirty dirty old man finally kicked the bucket and the world will forever remember him as a legend. Hef basically made sex slavery trendy and we were all fascinated by it. How does a man in his 70's and 80's have multiple girlfriends? I ate that shit right up. I watched the TV show and read all the articles. NEEDED to know the system that was in place that put one boobalicious blonde above another in the hierarchy of girlfriends for one geriatric gent. What were their roles? How often did they have sex? Regardless, when I heard the news of his passing I mentally gave a shout out to Crystal, his latest wife who is probably still in her 30's. I was like wow, good for you girl. You snuck in at the bell, lived in his mansion and probably didn't have to sex him up because he was beyond old as dirt at that point and now you will collect riches and have your full life ahead of you to start over. Except maybe NAHT because rumor has it he didn't leave a dime for her. In which cause that BLOWS. But is also hilarious. Hef pulling one last prank from beyond the grave. GOTCHA, Crystal!!! Thanks for the blowies! (Is what I imagine he's saying up in hussy heaven)
3. JT does LII.
This isn't really official yet but I want it to be SO bad. A JT halftime show is BOMB. He puts on the best show I've ever been to and I might just have to win the lottery and attend the actual super bowl, put up with bullshit football just to see this go down live. You know he'll have MAD musician cameos because everyone loves him and the medley of fire hits would be unstoppable. I'm literally salivating as I type this looking forward to a halftime show for the first time since N*SYNC Britney and Aerosmith. Could it be a little risky because the last time JT graced the Super Bowl stage he pulled Janet Jackson's nip out for the world to see? Kind of. But it's been years. Give the guy a second chance to redeem himself. But also, nips are old hat. You'd have to do a whole lot more to shock today's America and I'm ready to see what he has in store for us. LETZZZ GOOOOOOO.
4. JLD has breast cancer.
Just when you thought… pic.twitter.com/SbtYChwiEj
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus (@OfficialJLD) September 28, 2017
Well this sucks. She wins her 6th Emmy (breaking actual records) and finds out the next day that she has cancer. This wasn't a happy scoop that I gave. BUT hopefully it will be when she beats it and everything will be fine again and she'll keep slaying at every awards show ever.
5. Watch Channing Move DEM HIPS.
Yeah I get that it's been two weeks in a row of me tossing in a James Corden vid but he's just so goshdarn likeable. PLUS Channing. AND Magic Mike. Cue Ginuwine…and the weekend.
September 22, 2017 ThesaltyjuAudrina Patridge, Carpool Karaoke, Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters, Full House, Fuller House, James Corden, Jodie Sweetin, Justin Bobby, Look What You Made Me Do, Niall Horan, One Direction, Reputation, Taylor Swift, The Hills, The Late Late Show with James Corden Leave a comment
1. Dave Grohl.
I'm gonna be honest, when Peyton and Brooke wrote Dave Grohl on the hot guys list on her closet door, I was like meh, seems like such a Peyton "I'm a brooding emo rocker" thing to do, I don't really see it. And then I see him do an interview or watch a live performance and I'm like YUP. I get it.
In kind of related but not really news, I gave two weeks notice at my job, which has landed me in the sweet spot that everyone must find themselves in at some point where you have two weeks of kind of pointless time at your job. You're finishing things up but not really starting something new, because why start something new when you'll just have to hand it off anyway. And thus, I found myself putting my feet up and watching this lengthy carpool karaoke on full screen while at work. Sorry not sorry. Whatever, it was a good one. I mean seriously, how often do you hear of someone having their broken ankle/leg held in place so he can finish out a concert? Baller status.
2. Audrina pulls an Audrina.
So apparently Audrina and Australian Corey are getting a divorce BUT the real JUice lies in the fact that she also has a restraining order against him. They have a baby and got married a few months after she was born but it's now coming out that he's been abusive for essentially their whole 10 year on and off relashe. Not to make light of abuse because it is certainly not funny, but while reading an article on People covering the news, Audrina LITERALLY quotes that she thought having a baby and getting married would make him better. Insert thinking face emoji x a billion. Also again, not to add fuel to the fire, but as a devout Hills fan who watched Justin Bobby LITERALLY make out with a hideous red head right in Audrina's grillpiece and then have her continue to date him for a few more years….yiiiiiiikes.
3. NIALL ❤
Even though I once declared that Zayn won the post-1D solo act, I'm willing to go back on my word and admit I was wrong. It's like all Niall needed was to get his braces off and he's full blown man now. All of his solo hits have been ah-mah-zing and he's just so mature and soulful now. Between the old man scally cap that he casually wears to pints with his mates and the straight on-camera stare at the end, I was like whoa, Niall is here to stay.
4. BTS Pile full of Tays.
Remember when this video came out and I was genuinely like, I studied film and still don't understand how she did this pile and made it look so realistic? Yeah, well I wish I didn't learn. Because it made it 100% less cool. Come on Taylor, leave a little mystery there. Also, you don't need to make yourself more relatable by acting awkward. We know you're awkward, gurl. Let us enjoy LWYMMD for what it is…you clapping back and looking like a real badass dime. DON'T RUIN IT.
5. Full House of Lies.
It's the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Full House, expertly coinciding with the release of their third Netflix season of their hot garbage revival, Fuller House, and therefore the entire cast is raping the press this week trying to get more views so they can keep making unfunny television that sullies the Full House reputation. Regardless of all that… Jodie Sweetin just admitted via some interview that she's never seen a full episode of Full House and I CALL BULLSHIT. I mean COME ON-you were on the show for how many years and now there's a full revival of it?! How ridiculous is that to not have been able to fit in one single 20 minute episode in the past 30 years. And I love her bullshit Hollywood excuse of, oh we don't have cable. SO?! YOU WERE IN THE ACTUAL SHOW. Bets are you got a DVD set at some point! This whole thing just enrages me and I'm wondering if I'm just taking out my disappointment in Fuller House on Steph because she said something stupid. Could be, but I WON'T TAKE IT BACK.
April 28, 2017 ThesaltyjuBlake Lively, Chris Harrison, Chris Soules, Dirty Dancing, Fyre Festival, Harry Styles, Ja Rule, James Corden, Ryan Reynolds, The Bachelor, The Late Late Show with James Corden 1 Comment
1. Happy Birthday to me, from Harry Week.
Harry + James 43v3r, beginning May 15th, the day that I was born into this world. WHAT CRAZY ANTICS WILL THEY GET INTO?! You bet your bottom dollar I'm about to find out. I'm so excited that I'm not even thinking about how my sister, brother in law and boyf collectively RUINED his SNL appearance for me by continuously asking why I thought he was attractive. I'm choosing to ignore that STUPID question and get ready for new music and new lawlzzzz from this dynamic duo. PS: I lied. I'm not going to ignore that stupid question. Just look no further than the first three gifs I found on google. Any mood-Harry is sexy. Argument over.
2. Bye, Farmer Chris.
I can't with the Bach contestants and how they treat their lives like a boozy adult summer camp. Go on dancing with the stars, "write" a book, promote MVMT watches on InstaG, go to paradise for 3 weeks to bang other bach family members #incest. Rinse, repeat. Well it looks like Farmer Chris done F'ed that up for himself. In the sketchiest recount of an accident I've ever heard apparently two trucks fell in a ditch and the driver of the other vehicle died. Then Chris ran away and hid at someone's house until the cops provided a warrant to drag his ass to jail, where he took this v sober mugshot. YIKES. What would Chris Harrison say?
3. Bye, Dirty Dancing.
Get ready to dance and fall in love! #DirtyDancing premieres Wednesday, May 24 on ABC. pic.twitter.com/nb4EcPqMbz
— Debra Messing (@DebraMessing) April 24, 2017
I previously shit all over this casting job when it was announced but now that they've actually released footage it deserves to be re-dumped on. Why ruin a classic? This seriously looks terrible and the fact that it's a made for TV movie says everything. Yes that's right, calling it a "great television event" doesn't change the fact that it's a higher budget Lifetime movie. Don't you dare disgrace Patrick Swayze and his magic hips like that. They're sambaing in his grave as he ROLLS OVER.
4. Hi, Blake & Ryan.
Met some magical, innovative, badass people last night. Thank you #Time100 for including me on this list. And any night that ends in a huge, snappy dance number is a good night by me.
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Blake & Ryan hit the red carpet making me uncontrollably drool all over and I needed to talk about it obviously. This dress is pretty ugly but it's Blake and I still gasped when I saw her. That's all. Carry on.
5. Don't trust Ja Rule to organize a festival.
Ja created Fyre Festival on an island in the Bahamas where tickets were like 1200 bucks and he promoted it with a bunch of models on yachts but like guess what? It was a heaping pile of hot garbage. Or in the words of every update from it today: MASS CHAOS! It's a good thing the target audience for this shitshow wasn't millennials addicted to social media… oh wait…
The dinner that @fyrefestival promised us was catered by Steven Starr is literally bread, cheese, and salad with dressing. #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/I8d0UlSNbd
— Tr3vor (@trev4president) April 28, 2017
Definitely looks like a once in a lifetime experience! Hey Ja Rule, how about you stop pretending you're the next music festival mogul and get back to popping out bangerz with Ashanti. The jig is up. You're embarrassing yourself. Also, not to be glossed over–anyone who bought tickets to this event based on a rap music video promo with models shaking their T&A:
BRING US INTO THE WEEKEND JA!
September 30, 2016 Thesaltyju1D, Ashley Olsen, Harry Styles, James Corden, Kate Middleton, Lady Gaga, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Mary Kate Olsen, One Direction, Prince William, Shawn Mendes, Super Bowl, Super Bowl Halftime SHow, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Royal Family, Will & Grace Leave a comment
1. Prepare Yourselves.
It's not an illusion. The rumors are true. This year the SUPER BOWL goes GAGA! @nfl @FOXTV @pepsi #PERFECTILLUSION #GAGASUPERBOWL pic.twitter.com/qR4O57451G
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) September 30, 2016
It's official now, Lady G is halftiming the Super Bowl, so get ready for all of the outrageousness. I thought that she had toned down, she wasn't really releasing music, she was trying acting on for size, she kept hanging out with Tony Bennett and was going to marry that hunk Taylor Kinney (I'm momentarily blacking out when they had paint sex for "art"). But now that she's single and releasing new music, there's really no telling what will go down at this show. It is guaranteed that there will be obnoxious outfits and gimmicks. Gr8 for twitter, not suh gr8 for my eyes.
2. WOOF. The band breaks up, you chop your ratty locks off (a trim would've done just fine) and suddenly you're an actor now but HOW DOES ANY OF THAT EXPLAIN THIS?
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No but f'reals, Harry. Clean it up. This isn't you. This also serves as a PSA to old people like me, that if you were to just glance at the comments on these instas, you'll find that 90% of the teen females are commenting "Daddy" or "Father". Since I recently learned this for myself and had to choke back vomit, I think it's time that I relay it to the crowd, as it is further proof that youths today are the WORST. Apparently, young ladies are now calling their favorite stars what one might call their dad. And it's LIT. JK, it's gross. But they think it's cool and since teens are the future of this world, pls put us out of our misery. Go ahead and make each other famous for wearing vans on snap chat all you want, but cut the shit with the daddy issues. Your celeb crushes are not going to date you because you compare them to dear ole dad. (Also because you still live with your parents and probz have a curfew womp womppp) It's creepy and weird and I wish I could unhear/unsee it. BE BETTER, TEENS.
3. BRING IT BACK.
I anticipated just posting about a Will & Grace reunion photo until they dropped a new scene Monday night right before the debate and I peed my pants a little in excitement. Even though they were trying to be timely and political, it mostly just made me miss Karen, that squeaky-voiced rich, racist asshole. And damn it she looks great. They all do. I smell a comeback so get to steppin, TV people! Vote for Will & Grace.
4. I'm totally moving to Canada. So I can hang with the most adorbs fam on this earth. Royals are in Canada and therefore I'm on baby picture overload. But with these nuggets I don't mind. Check out little George in his baby knickers PS I get that it's English tradition to dress this way but George would earn a little more street cred if his parents stopped putting him in booty shorts with his socks pulled up to his hips. Jus sayin. He's doing his best to pull it off though. And obviously Charlotte's chunk face steals the show. What I would give to have my parents grab each of my hands and give me a 1,2,3 jump where they essentially used their upper arm strength to fling me through the air so I didn't have to walk places. Ah, the simple life.
VICTORIA, BC – SEPTEMBER 29: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, Prince George of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge arrive for a children's party for Military families during the Royal Tour of Canada on September 29, 2016 in Carcross, Canada. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George and Princess Charlotte are visiting Canada as part of an eight day visit to the country taking in areas such as Bella Bella, Whitehorse and Kelowna (Photo by Chris Jackson – Pool/Getty Images)
VICTORIA, BC – SEPTEMBER 29: Princess Charlotte of Cambridge plays with a dog named Moose at a children's party for Military families during the Royal Tour of Canada on September 29, 2016 in Carcross, Canada. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George and Princess Charlotte are visiting Canada as part of an eight day visit to the country taking in areas such as Bella Bella, Whitehorse and Kelowna (Photo by Chris Jackson – Pool/Getty Images)
VICTORIA, BC – SEPTEMBER 29: Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge holding Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and Prince George of Cambridge, being held by Prince William, Duke of Cambridge at a children's party for Military families during the Royal Tour of Canada on September 29, 2016 in Carcross, Canada. Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George and Princess Charlotte are visiting Canada as part of an eight day visit to the country taking in areas such as Bella Bella, Whitehorse and Kelowna (Photo by Chris Jackson – Pool/Getty Images)
5. WTF happened?
This isn't me body shaming. This is me being legitimately terrified by the pictures that surfaced from MK&A's "carefree" French vacay for some rich persons' wedding. I think the only thing that I can give her a fist bump for is her fresh tan, considering I feel like the last time these two saw sunlight was in their 2001 beach CLASSIC "Holiday in the Sun". Other than that, yikeronis. There are no words for the transformation that these two have completed into ghouls.
Bonus: We have a problem.
And that problem is I think I have an unruly crush on wittle baby Shawn Mendes. Him and James have a very scripted "riff-off", which turns into essentially eight minutes of me wondering if Shawn Mendes is old enough to swoon over. Even when he's dissing James, he's still polite. What a gent. Also, 90's music is a kajillion times better than today's music and that's fact. But it's cute that Shawn tried. And I just want to tussle his soft, swoopy hair. So sue me. (Pls don't.)
July 22, 2016 Thesaltyju1D, Alex Pettyfer, Carpool Karaoke, Diane Kruger, Ginuwine, James Corden, Joshua Jackson, Kate Middleton, Lady Gaga, Liam Payne, Lisa Frank, Made in Chelsea, Magic Mike, Michelle Obama, Missy Elliott, One Direction, Pippa Middleton, Pony, Prince William, Royal Baby, Spencer Matthews, Stephanie Pratt, Taylor Kinney, The Hills, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Royal Family Leave a comment
1. Pippa's in the news again, not for dat ass. Pippa Middleton, known for having a killer a$$ at the Royal Wedding, is engaged. Her ring is kewl I guess (not as kewl as Kate's for obvious reasons), but what I'd really like to chitchat about is the discovery I made this week via her engagement announcement.
Her fiance is James Matthews, who is basically just a rich businessman–but what I discovered is that James' brother is Spencer Matthews. I went down a rabbit hole of British reality TV winter break during my last year of college..mostly because Bravo played a full week marathon but regardless I got far too attached to the show Made in Chelsea, which can be summed up as the British version of The Hills. So you can see why I was hooked. Juicy, trashy TV with sexy men who make everything sound classy just because of their accent. SOLD. Anyway, what I'm getting at in this very descriptive back story is that Spencer was essentially the more badass Brody if we're continuing with The Hills comparison. He was sexy but he had a lot of bad boy to him and played two chicks REAL hard. His main love triangle included Caggie who essentially was the LC of Made in Chelsea–in that she was way too good for that trash and eventually "moved away" aka realized that appearing on MIC was probably ruining her career.
I shipped Spencer and Caggie real hard until I realized how scripted everything was and that they pretty much never dated IRL. The show went downhill real fast after Cagz left. Either way…SPENCER IS 1 BAZILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN JAMES. WTF, Pippa?! I mean, I'm guessing she doesn't want to stoop to a reality star who may or may not have a coke/sex addiction's level but James seems like a real snooze to be engaged to.
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM – OCTOBER 02: Spencer Matthews attends the Kids in Chelsea fundraiser at St Luke's Church on October 2, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Eamonn McCormack/Getty Images)
And that's my forced two cents on that. Also fun fact: when the show was clearly struggling they brought the She-Pratt into play as a whole cross-country storyline. That's when you know a show is failing…when your last ditch effort is to hire Spencer Pratt's sister to join the cast. YIKES.
1a. I JUST WANNA SMUSH HIS FACE. Keeping on the topic of America's obsession with all things royal fam. Prince George turns 3 today and is still the cutest little chap on this earth. Seriously check out that mug in his annual birthday photoshoot. What a lady killer he's gonna be. (Also well on his way to be poster boy for Vineyard Vines with that whale accent and jazzy pocket tee) I'm more excited for Pippa's nuptials for the purpose of seeing more adorbs pics of the royal kiddies. PS Tossing the pup into the photoshoot was thought of JUST to explode every female's ovaries, right?
Recent but undated handout photo issued on Friday July 22, 2016 by William and Kate, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, of Britain's Prince George with the family dog Lupo, at Sandringham in Norfolk, England. Prince George celebrates his third birthday on July 22, 2016. (Matt Porteous/Handout via AP)
2. Another 1D'er going solo, how original.
Happy to have signed to @CapitolUK. They have an amazing history of artists, I hope I can follow in their footsteps pic.twitter.com/tVlDsXVVW3
— Liam (@Real_Liam_Payne) July 21, 2016
One direction will always be my home and family but I'm very excited to see what this chapter brings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah tell your story walkin, pal. It's not news once the band has already broken up and Harry Styles is shooting a movie that you're going solo. Best of luck topping the sexual awakening of Zayn and color me unimpressed for now. Not for nothing, but I feel like I majorly overlooked the fact that Liam is high up there in the hotness rankings of 1D. I mean he's obviously hotter than Louie but seeing his Twitter avi really bumped him up a few notches for me. He might be stealing the #2 spot from Zayn. Harry is first for sex appeal reasons. I can't explain it, I just feel it. We'll see how Liam does solo first before I can declare that furreal.
3. This week's celeb splits–not the gymnastics kind. I'm very depressed to report that Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger have ended their relationship. My heart breaks for the Pacey-obsessed tween that still lives inside of me. They were together forever in Hollywood years and always killed it on red carpets. Fashion forward AF. They also weren't obnoxious and in everyone's faces about their love–which I truly appreciate. Pour some out for the loss of a gr8 couple this weekend, guys.
I'm not as depressed to report that Lady GaGa and Taylor Kinney have separated for the time being. Long distance is hard on them and Gagz has asked that we all root for them to get back together in the end. Look, I can only root for one celeb rekindling per week and if I had to choose I'm going with Diane and Joshua. Tough luck, guys you should've picked another week to announce your breakup. Plus I was out on you two the minute that you had sex for art and made us look at pics of you covered in paint and boning. Think about that next time you ask for my T's & P's.
Taylor and I have always believed we are soulmates. Just like all couples we have ups and downs, and we have been taking a break. We are both ambitious artists, hoping to work through long-distance and complicated schedules to continue the simple love we have always shared. Please root us on. We're just like everybody else and we really love each other.
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4. I'd like to see someone wear this as an adult.
Lisa Frank decided to make a large comeback this week by announcing a new clothing line. Did I love the SHIT out of my LF pencil boxes, folders and lunchbox? Hell to the yeah. Would I ever want to wear a sweatshirt with pastel-colored animals on it as an adult? Hard no. It'll be interesting to see who actually buys into this. My guess is that Katy Perry will be rocking this ensemble with pink hair knockers in her pigtails at her next big appearance. (Those pink dolphins straight KILLED it back in the day though.)
5. Need more Missy in my life. As an avid fan of this James Corden bit, I'm big enough to admit when one sucks. And sorry, but Michelle Obama isn't that interesting. I get she's doing it to plug her charities and girl power projects but other than that this was a real snooze. It made the cut this week ONLY because Missy makes a cameo for Work It–a complete banger–and I seriously need her to get back on a regular schedule of fame. She teased us with the Super Bowl cameo in 2015 and then disappeared again. I need more than her and a puppet dancing to Pep Rally in a commercial for a Siri-knockoff. Her pointing to everyone else in the car to sing her song and flipping that weave in the backseat gave me life. Especially when James F'ed up every word and she just gave him a look like, yeah I do that too. So basically, just watch 11:20-13:38 for mah gurl Missy. Because realistically she should have her own Carpool Karaoke.
BONUS: Alex Pettyfer gave us a reason to forget that he's a known Hollywood asshole. MORE, MORE, MORE!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH2aNGQh89X/
So there's a little throwback lady boner for all to take you into a lovely weekend.
May 6, 2016 ThesaltyjuAlex Murrel, Bad Moms, Beyonce, Carpool Karaoke, George Clooney, Gilmore Girls, Gwen Stefani, James Corden, Jason Wahler, Jay-Z, JT, Julia Roberts, Justin Timberlake, Kristen Bell, Laguna Beach, Lemonade, Mila Kunis, MTV, The Late Late Show with James Corden Leave a comment
1. THE KING IS BACK.
When JT started teasing new music this week, I almost had to change my undies right on the spot. That's how much I missed his beats. And him, in general. As I type this it's Thursday night and I specifically stayed up 10 more minutes to hear it when it dropped at midnight. AND OBVIOUSLY IT'S FIRE FLAMES. When does summer officially start? May 6th. Put it in your science books because JT just started summer with this bangpiece. (Just so we're all on the same page, we're all pretending this isn't a song for animated trolls.)
2. I mean, obviously.
Look I'm not a huge shipper of Gwen especially after she started dating Blake Shelton and the two of them tossed it in everyone's faces constantly because they started banging on a show they both worked on (how original) but bring in Clooney and Julia Roberts and I'm sold. I mean seriously, I can't sit still for 10 minutes without checking my phone or gazing off into space but these 10-15 minute carpool karaokes keep me riveted.
3. Let's go back, back to the beginning. I follow the former Laguna Beachers on Insta specifically waiting for a moment like this. No seriously, if I unfollowed them and missed this it would sooook, which is why I put up with all the posts about how they're so grown up and getting married and having babies and totally distancing themselves from when they were dumb high school idiots who threw bougie black and white parties and benefits at a hotel just so they could drink. Anyway, if this isn't a teaser enough, something's definitely brewing in the Laguna world with the B-list stars. I mean seriously…who invited Christina and Morgan to ever participate in anything entertainment related again? I'm also guessing JWahl is slumming it because his addiction appearances with Dr. Drew were drying up. Try all you want but ya'll will never be LC. (Making Bambi inspired t-shirts for Kohls.) JK, JK. If you want to reminisce about Laguna before whatever this might be airs, check out my prized and well researched 'Guna blog here.
And……. Here we go! @alexmurrel
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Things don't change … even 10 years later…. This should be interesting… @alexmurrel @taylorcolephoto
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Let's go back … Back to the beginning 😜
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4. A peek into my future if I have accidental kids. Female ensemble comedies are all the rage these days and here's a new one about being shitty moms who like to party.
5. Tha Carters bathe in money. Beyonce dropped Lemonade a couple weeks ago about how Jay cheated on her, essentially cashing in on the 'vator scandal. And everyone's like ooohhh ahhhh, Jay-Z better WATCH HIMSELF. Uh, CTFD, this is obviously a business plan and part 2 is Hova's response album. Cha ching, cha ching TIIDAALLLLLL. I wouldn't be surprised if Blue hopped in the studio next for an exclusive Beyhive Jr. album. Anyway, I approve wholeheartedly. The world is a better place for getting to hear marital drama play out on spicy new songs. Plus the graphic tee world needed a refresh from all the "But first, coffee" tees and "Becky with the good hair" is a fine place to start. So thank you, Illuminati.
Their eyes are photoshopped right? Either way, Team Logan 4ever.
Chillin' with #Rory & #Logan. Will they? Won't they? Hmmm. #gilmoregirls #rorygilmore #LoganHuntzberger #finn #lifeanddeathbrigade #alexisbledel #MattCzuchry
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February 19, 2016 ThesaltyjuBlake Lively, Chris Stapleton, David Caspe, Dawson Leery, Dawson's Creek, Friends, Happy Endings, James Corden, James Van Der Beek, Jason Derulo, Jimmy Kimmel, Joey Potter, Joshua Jackson, Katie Holmes, New York Fashion Week, NYFW, Pacey Witter, Rachel Green, Ryan Reynolds, SNL, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Vanessa Bayer, Weekend Update, You Are My Sunshine Leave a comment
1. I'm old.
This was apparently so that old people could understand this song, but like I needed it just as much as the next geezer. Pretty hilar that "Instagram" translates to posting pictures for strangers to like. I mean, that's basically what it is, but saying it like that makes it sound a whole lot more like an AIM chatroom for sexual predators. Either way, let's all promise to go HAM sammich this weekend.
2. Happy Endings Movie.
So, a wealthy investor offered to fund a Happy Endings movie and David Caspe didn't say yes? Well that's just PREPOSTEROUS. If you're not going to do a movie, at least hop on that Netflix Nostalgia and choo-choo your way to another season full of Alex burying her face in a full rack of ribs and Penny giving me 100 new annoying abbrevs to use ad nauseam.
3. Pacey Wins.
It's how many years later and Dawson's still a big loser with a capital L. James Corden put Joey Potter on the hotspot this week and asked the real hard-hitting questions…who was a better kisser, Pacey or Dawson. After squirming around, Ryan Reynolds stepped right in and gave us the most obvious answer ever. OF COURSE Pacey was a better kisser… I mean he slept with his teacher when he was like 16. He had PLENTY of practice. Dawson practiced on a mannequin.
4. Don't Sleep on the Stapletons.
Chris Stapleton has been the country singer to watch this year as he's sweeping awards and duetting with JT like nobody's biz. This duet with his wife was just officially released (they cover it at their shows) and I can't say I've ever been a fan of the song "You Are My Sunshine" but this version is rad. Good for "rocking on your front porch while sipping a whiskey" jam.
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Also it took a lot for me to say that considering my blind rage toward the lyric "You are my sunshine" ever since the wall decor section in Teej was 'sploding with variations of it for FAR TOO LONG. Sorry, I just got mad again while reliving the pain. HOW MANY DIFFERENT WAYS CAN YOU HIGHLIGHT SUNSHINE IN YELLOW ON A CANVAS? Ugh. Now I need to listen to the Stapletons soothing voices again to calm me down. Full disclosure-it's entirely possible that I'm on a TJX Companies black list for the amount of time I spent in the store rearranging their signs for this perfect picture. WORTH IT.
5. The Rachel is making a comeback.
This is technically not from this week but it's still worth watching. Vanessa's Rachel impression might've made the Salty before, but this was full in costume and with a touch of Friends racism, so it's better. Even Pheebs thinks so. Also it's more entertaining than the fake-out Friends reunion that they're still trying to trick everyone with.
BONUS: Blake doing the damn thing during fashion week.
I did not wake up like this. 🎶
A photo posted by Blake Lively (@blakelively) on Feb 18, 2016 at 7:04am PST
January 15, 2016 Thesaltyju1D, Adele, Brett Eldredge, Chelsea Handler, Chris Rock, Friends, James Corden, Netflix, One Direction, Oscars, Oscars 2016, The Late Late Show with James Corden Leave a comment
1. Brett's drunk and sexy.
The song is obviously a banger and the video gives the ladies what they want: double the Brett. ALSO a pure bonus is the fact that Brett's brother makes a cameo and is equally as sexy as Brett. Two thumbs up and fine holiday fun to the Eldredge brothers. I wouldn't mind being the meat in that sandwich. Too much? Too little? Just enough?
2. Adele's Got Flow
What did we learn on the latest edition of Carpool Karaoke? Adele misses her mouth just as much as I do when drinking. *Stars, they're just like us* She's a closet rapper. She kind of talks like Eliza Doolittle. I want to be her friend…especially if she gets drunk and hands people money. Also James has got some pipes apparently? Even Adele was impressed. PS OF COURSE IT WAS RAINING IN ENGLAND. Double PS, Posh & Nicki approve:
HUGE Adele fan!! This is GENIUS!!! Thank u @adele and @jkcorden #ilovemyspicegirls 🇬🇧🙏🏼🎤 X posh 😏
A video posted by Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) on Jan 15, 2016 at 2:51am PST
Pull thru, QUEEN!!!!! 😜🙈🏆👑👑👑 #Adele #Monster the attitude & fingers to match. #Oh #Ok #IcoNIC ❤ I cried when she waved bye to the careers 😩 #Hello #BuhBye 😩🙋🏽
A video posted by Nicki Minaj (@nickiminaj) on Jan 13, 2016 at 10:27pm PST
Adele is mad ratchet. I can't take her😂 #UK #WutsGood
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) January 14, 2016
3. Oscar Noms are Accidentally(?) Racist.
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The nominations for the most boring and lengthy awards show ever have been announced and apparently it was a little heavy on the whites. I can't comment to any of the nominations specifically because I watch movies like The Duff and have not seen one single flick in the running. However, if Leo doesn't take home the W, we strike. (JK I'll never strike. I'm much too obsessed with myself to ever starve the world of my opinions during awards season.) Anyway, back on topic, the lack of diversity among nominees just guarantees us some edgier and "funny because it's true" material from host Chris Rock. Don't let us down, Chris. Also pls try to tell inapprops jokes without swear words or else we'll be forced to listen to the bleep button all night again like a bunch of preschoolers.
4. Chelsea Does Drugs.
Watch trailer here.
Chelsea Handler ended her talk show on E a couple years ago so that she could sign a deal with Netflix for standup and an original series, where she apparently just tries different things each episode. Unfortunately, the first one is where she literally just does drugs. I think it's time to call it a wrap on my girl Chels. I've read all her books and used to religiously watch her show but like c'mon, I don't need to see her do hallucinogens. Plus, that little nugget Chuy is nowhere to be found creepily calling her Miss Chelsea. No thanks.
5. Friends Reunion-NAHT.
It's a REAL slow news week, and therefore I'm going to rant so hard. Hey everyone on Facebook, this is not a real Friends reunion. Some of the actors from Friends (and Will & Grace) are gathering to talk about a director and that's that. If I see one more Buzzfeed or status about how everyone's peeing their pants in excitement for a Friends comeback I'm going to lose my shit. Friends isn't coming back. I want you to think long and hard about what you've done to not make this happen.
RIP 1D (for real this time…probably.) Remember them fondly through this music video, handpicked by the biggest directioner I know.
Also since I feel so bad about this week's JUice being mud, please accept this adorable vid of dog BFF's hugging as a consolation prize:
December 18, 2015 ThesaltyjuEverything is 4, Friday Night Lights, Full House, Fuller House, James Corden, Jason Derulo, Jimmy Fallon, Kate Middleton, Netflix, One Direction, Prince William, Riggins, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Tonight Show, Will Ferrell Leave a comment
HEAVY video week. Hope you have headphones at work 🙂
1. Fuller House Sets the date!
After teasing at this show for months and months salivating over what characters would come back and where to set our expectations…we finally have a short trailer and release date. Look, I went into this reallllll nervous with PTSD flashbacks to the Boy Meets World-Girl Meets World transition. But Netflix knew that. And so they tugged right at my heart strings with the Miranda Lambert song and flashes of the iconic house. There's even a Comet 2.0. Now I'm amped. February 26th can't come soon enough. (If you want to get even more excited, check out my blog about what characters NEED to come back HERE.)
2. 1D Gives us 1LastGift.
Before going on hiatus for (ever?) a while… 1D gives us the gift that keeps on giving here. Everyone who reads my blog knows that James Corden could do carpool karaoke with a rock and it would be my favorite thing ever made. Obviously he's been trying to squeeze his way into the band for some time now and this was no different. Props for his rap segment. Also sucks to suck for the double L sandwich in the backseat. With the amount of greasy hair flipping that Harry did in addition to wailing every high note I'm gonna guess it's not gr8 to be roadtrip buddies with him. Harry rides bitch like nobody else. Ain't nobody gonna stop him from shining.
3. Jason Derulo is Magic Mike.
I know that music videos aren't that hip anymore and not a lot of people like watching them but if you don't watch 30 seconds of this and walk away impressed by Jason's dance swag then we can't be friends. I saw him live this summer (fo free, yasss) and he put on a SHOW. He didn't stop moving the entire concert and it was beyond impressive. It didn't hurt that he took his shirt off and flaunted those washboard abs either but whatevs. That's why he's Magic Mike IRL. I can always appreciate a fresh dancer because my moves begin and end with a side step and a head bop.
4. Will Ferrell as New Santa.
It's been a while since we've had a Fallon clip on the JUice and it seemed right this week. Will Ferrell is constantly popping up on the show in weird costumes and doing random bits but this one made me giggle a little. As a "modern" santa (that gives off Guy Fieri vibes), Will talks about his love of Smashmouth while he fires off a t-shirt gun. Oh Santa, you're such a bruh.
5. WOOK AT DA WITTLE BABIES.
A little #FridayNightLights #TBT. Courtesy of #BillyRiggins, @_derekphillips. #TexasForever @minkak @adriannepalicki
A photo posted by skittishkid (@skittishkid) on Dec 17, 2015 at 6:10pm PST
A normal Friday Night Lights throwback pic is the best of the best. An FNL throwback pic where Riggins is wearing a silk shirt haphazardly buttoned? Game changer.
BONUS: Merry Christmas from the most beautiful Royals ever to exist.
Have a nice weekend. Something, something, May The Force Be With You…
A topical throwback to the time this hairy beast scared the shit out of me at the very oddly themed Student Employee Appreciation Day. #tbt #starwars #theforceawakens #chewbaccaisterrifying #healsodoesntspeakenglish
A photo posted by Julia Giantomasi (@juliagian) on Dec 17, 2015 at 9:53am PST
JK go see Sisters this weekend.


Despite being small in size, Luxembourg is packed full of stunning towns and villages. Often the setting for rich histories and mythical legends, the cobbled streets and rustic cottages ooze pastoral charm and call to mind the days of fantastical folklore. Set amongst sprawling green areas of raw natural beauty, picturesque rocky gorges and dense forest, a trip to Luxembourg's towns and villages is a delightful and enthralling experience for the visitor. Here's our list of the top 10 most beautiful towns in Luxembourg.
Located in northern Luxembourg, the pretty town of Clervaux is visually striking, with its snow-white buildings set against a hilly, verdant backdrop, and pointed towers mimicking those of fairytale castles. With a population of 1,309, the area is relaxed and peaceful, and boasts a wealth of archaic sites including the nearby abbeys of Saint-Maurice and Saint Maur. Clervaux was the scene of heavy fighting during World War two, and subsequently gave its name to the infamous Battle of Clervaux. Don't miss the Battle of the Bulge Museum when here, exhibiting an impressive collection of American, German and Luxembourgian artefacts from the turbulent time.
Although granted the status of a city, Ettelbrück retains the warmth and coziness characteristic of a small town. It lies at the attractive heart of the Grand-Duchy territory of Luxembourg, with its pastel-colored buildings resplendently lining the waterways of the area, and finely arched bridges offering walkers picturesque paths from which to view the city. Occupied by Germany in 1940, the town was liberated by the United States in 1944, only to be retaken again by the Germans. It was finally liberated later by US General Patton, to whom Ettelbrück's pretty main square owes its name. The town holds a Remembrance Day in honor of Patton and the European troops who helped to secure the eventual liberty of the city. Don't miss Ettelbrück's ancient parish Church, the home to tombstones dating back over six hundred years.
Situated idyllically on the banks of the Sauer river, Diekirch is the capital city of the canton Diekrich, an elegant riverside settlement surrounded by lush areas of vibrant greenery. Quaint cobbled streets and historic passageways are nestled in the town center next to traditional squares that still play host to summer public concerts and folklore readings. The town is home to the National Museum of Military History and is one of the headquarters of the Grand Ducal Police. Watch out for the donkey fountain, the meeting point for the colorful annual carnival parade, and a statue in honor of the town's mascot, which is, you guessed it, a donkey.
Larochette is a piece of picturesque castle country, built originally as a Medieval borough, the ruined Larochette Castle beautifully perforates the blue skies here and magnificently dominates the landscape. Located on the White Ernz river, the nearby castle of Meysembourg is also situated near to the town, a previously royal abode displaying a charming mixture of old French and Neo-Renaissance style architecture. Well-maintained walking paths can be found throughout the area, offering visitors endless opportunities for strolls about the enthralling Luxembourgian countryside.
Esch-sur-Sûre is a tiny settlement surrounded by craggy sandstone cliffs, precipices which preside majestically over the landscape and infuse the setting with a beautifully dramatic quality. The cliff faces plunge sharply into the surrounding River Sauer and exhibit the vivid colors of different rock types. The town is home to a ruined ancient castle of the same name, and there is a popular horse riding circuit enjoyed by visitors, allowing for exceptional views of the area from high points in the hills.
Nestled in north-eastern Luxembourg, Vianden lies as a picturesque beacon to the past, with Gothic churches, ancient, winding walkways, Medieval towers and a magnificent, dominating castle. Breathtaking panoramic views can be enjoyed from observation spots throughout the city, and the narrow valleys of the wide and wild forests transport walkers into the uncultivated and bewitching landscapes of yesteryear. Vianden boasts warm summers and chilly winters, glorious sunshine and dazzling snow, creating an idyllic seasonal setting whatever the weather.
Built around the walls of the Abbey of Echternach, the town of the same name is a hub of historical sites, boasting attractions such as the Basilica of St Willibrord, the Church of St.Peter and Paul, and a recently discovered Roman villa, the oldest Roman construction found north of The Alps. A Medieval ambience pervades Echternach, which is the oldest town in Luxembourg, and the remains of the ancient city wall, as well as the Gothic-style marketplace, really do transport the visitor back in time. A top spot to experience Luxembourgian historical tranquility.
Another pretty river town, Remich is set in the stunning Moselle valley of Luxembourg, a spot most popular for the excellent wine it produces. Picturesque vineyards surround the area, and there are long stretches of promenade along the Moselle River offering panoramic views and secluded picnic spots. Remich is renowned today for both its tasty vintage wines and its 3 day annual carnival, a colorful celebration which sees effigies set on fire and enthusiastically tossed into the river.
Located just a few kilometers west of Luxembourg City, Mamer sits as an ancient site previously home to a Celtic tribe. The first reference to the town can be found in a document dated April 8 960. The area is extremely prosperous and boasts a range of popular tourist attractions including a beautiful castle, an antique Roman bath site and an impressive Church of John the Baptist. Embark on a trail around the Valley to be taken through the magnificent countryside, and visit astonishing rock formations, old mills and intriguing caves.
The little town of Wiltz is a camper's dream, with several cozy campsite grounds on offer amongst the lushness of Luxembourgian forest. Situated on the banks of the River Wiltz, the crystal clear water provides the perfect backdrop for a range of activities including horse riding and trail treks. Wiltz comes alive with music in the summer when it hosts a number of classical live shows in its scenic and splendid outdoor music hall. The town is also well-known for its excellent beer. Sip a refreshing ale here whilst you reclining in the absolute splendor of the countryside.


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Q: Completing a proof that $\ell ^2 $ space is complete (a Hilbert space) In my functional analysis textbook, there is a beginning of a proof that the inner product space $\ell ^ 2$ of square summable complex sequences is complete. Here is the beginning of the proof:

Let $\{x^j\}_{j=1}^{\infty}$ be a Cauchy sequence of sequences in $\ell ^ 2$, i.e. for every $ j \in \mathbb{N} $ we have a sequence $\{x^j_n\}_{n=1}^{\infty} \in \ell^2$ (which just means $\sum_{n=1}^{\infty} |x^j_n|^2 <\infty$). Since the sequence $\{x^j\}_{j=1}^{\infty}$ is Cauchy, for any $ \epsilon > 0 $ there is a $K \in \mathbb{N}$ such that for all natural $j,k > K$ one has: $$\big\|x^j - x^k \big\|^2 = \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} |x^j_n - x^k_n |^2 < \epsilon $$ and hence $ |x^j_n - x^k_n |^2 < \epsilon $ for any $ n \in \mathbb{N} $ so that for fixed $ n \in \mathbb{N} $ the sequence $\{x^j_n\}_{j=1}^{\infty} $ is Cauchy and thus converges, denote its limit by $$y_n = \lim_{j \to \infty} x_n ^ j $$
All we have left to do to show completeness is to show that $ y = \{y_n\}_{n=1}^{\infty} \in \ell^2 $  and that $\lim_{j \to \infty} \left\| y-x^j  \right\| = 0 $. Hint: we are instructed to show that the sequence $\{ \lVert x^j \rVert \} _{j=1}^{\infty}$ is Cauchy, hence convergent and bounded.

Here is what I have thus far: we can use the reverse triangle inequality $$| \lVert x^j \rVert - \lVert x^k \rVert | \leq \lVert x^j-x^k \rVert $$ which indeed shows that $\{ \lVert x^j \rVert \} _{j=1}^{\infty} $ is a Cauchy, and hence convergent and thus bounded sequence. But I am stuck. I cannot show the two remaining tasks using the given hint.I realize there are references to this but none follow this approach which I am interested in completing using the given instructions. Can somebody please help me formally complete the proof? I thank all helpers.

A: You have $\sum\limits_{n=1}^{\infty} |x_n^{j}-x_n^{k}|^{2} <\epsilon$. This implies that each term in the sum is less than $\epsilon$. This means $(x_n^{j})_j$ is  Cauchy sequence of real/complex  numbers for each fixed $n$. Let $x_n$ be the limit of this sequence. Now, if $N$ is any positive integer then $\sum\limits_{n=1}^{N} |x_n^{j}-x_n^{k}|^{2} <\epsilon$. Letting $k \to \infty$ in this we get $\sum\limits_{n=1}^{N} |x_n^{j}-x_n|^{2} \leq \epsilon$ for $j  >K$. Apply this for  a particular $j$, say $j=K+1$ and conclude from this that $x=(x_n) \in \ell^{2}$. Finally we get $\|x^{j}-x\|^{2} \leq \epsilon$ (by letting $N \to \infty$). This finishes the proof.

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Bin picking kit
Collaborative robot (cobot) application specialist Robotiq has introduced a versatile and affordable bin picking system which will bring additional proficiency and flexibility to a broad spectrum of mid to high volume manufacturing and processing operations.
In line with the company's core value of democratising automation, the Robotiq Bin Picking Kit provides a complete solution for locating, picking, handling, and placing flat and cylindrical parts - with rapid set-up that ensures optimal return on investment.
Compatible with Universal Robots, the Kit is particularly well-suited to appliance manufacturing, automotive components, general industry, and metal and plastic products, for applications ranging from stamping, bending, engraving, marking and painting, to deburring, grinding, line feeding and assembly.
Cutting through the complexity of many robotic bin picking systems currently on the market, the Robotiq Bin Picking Kit is compatible with bins of up to 800 x 600 x 450mm, handling parts of a minimum size of 10 x 10 x 5mm or flat parts at least 1.5mm thick.
The Kit comprises proven, high-quality components including the Pickit M-HD camera and software; Robotiq's acclaimed CoPilot software and their electrical gripper with integrated vacuum generator EPick with extension kit, enabling rapid object detection and picking for both flat and cylindrical parts.
Customers also have access to a range of support: eLearning modules and application coaches set clear expectations on feasibility and cell throughput, while expert gripping and cobot guidance is available at every stage.
Nicolas Lauzier, product manager at Robotiq, explained: "Historically, many automation engineers have found it difficult to understand which types of applications are most suitable for robotic bin-picking, while it has been highly challenging to determine the technical feasibility of bin picking applications without proof of concept".
"Furthermore, there has been no complete solution available, meaning companies have had to work with different suppliers for their application. However, with the move to Industry 4.0 and beyond, we believe the requirement for more flexible automation - over and above that achievable with mechanical part feeders - will only increase. Given current economic context, companies cannot continue asking for repetitive and unrewarding tasks such as machine tending and line feeding, so versatile robotic bin picking will increasingly become the preferred solution.
"Our system has been specifically designed to make robotic bin-picking achievable even for smaller companies who do not require a complex solution. Direct comparisons with the cost and efficiency of human labour are hard to make, but given that a bin-picking robot will not get distracted and can work uninterrupted for days or even weeks, the potential for a greater number of parts to be handled and accurately placed, is very clear. Providing more satisfying work for both the employees and the employers is also a massive motivation to launch this kit and is at the heart of Robotiq's mission."
Robotiq
www.robotiq.com