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Kyoto: 10 years later
A greenhouse in the desert
How will global warming affect the world's deserts? Scientists in Nevada predict potentially heartbreaking outcomes.
By D. Brian Burghart
This article was published on 12.06.07
Scientists believe that greenhouse gasses will increase plantproductivity in desert areas, which may increase the duration andintensity of rangeland fires, like this one that threatened the outskirts of Reno, Nev., in July 2007
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Imagine a future where hundreds of thousands of people in the more arid parts of the country flee wildfires. Imagine a future where many of those people never return home when the winds shift and the temperatures drop because the blazes have left their property smoldering husks. Imagine it happening with ever more increasing frequency until it's hard to tell where one fire season ends and the next begins.
Hard to imagine a future like that?
Then maybe it's easier to remember this summer's fire season when the fires in the American West and Southwest forced the evacuation of more than a half-million people and burned thousands of homes. It's a particularly frightening thought when you consider the fact that most of the land in the Southwest United States is arid or semi-arid.
Scientists generally don't describe ecological changes in such apocalyptic terms. But it's hard not to when faced with the early results of major experiments being conducted at the Nevada Desert Research Center. These experiments are designed to show the impacts of climate change caused by soaring levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide on desert environments.
"We need to see how natural ecosystems are responding to changes in the global climate," Desert Research Institute scientist and project director Lynn Fenstermaker said. "In particular we are interested in how well certain ecosystems are going to be able to sequester (contain in the soil) the additional carbon that's being produced by fossil-fuel burning."
Rising CO2 levels in the atmosphere are one of the main causes of global warming and could cause all kinds of environmental mischief, particularly in sensitive desert ecosystems.
These changes could have devastating consequences, with effects including increased growth rates for plants, increased rain, and shifting varieties of plants and animals. These transformations may allow invasive, non-native species to gain footholds, warn scientists. And with the added fuel on the ground comes bigger and more destructive fires.
One project to study these effects is at the Nevada Desert FACE Facility. FACE is an acronym for Free-Air CO2 Enrichment. It's a 10-year collaboration between Nevada's universities, the Desert Research Institute, National Science Foundation, Brookhaven National Laboratory and the Department of Energy. The 2-square-kilometer desert facility is located on the Nevada Test Site, 65 miles north of Las Vegas.
FACE allows scientists to raise the CO2 level in large plots of land. For this project, the concentration of CO2 is raised by 50 percent above the present atmospheric levels in three plots in the Mojave Desert—North America's driest ecosystem. It's essentially done by fumigating the area with the greenhouse gas.
"Early results have shown that when we have a wet winter, an El Niño winter, we have invasive grass species producing a lot more and a lot bigger plants [including red brome, a relative of cheat grass]. This particular species leaves a lot of dead biomass [plant matter] on the surface, and then you get lightning strikes and then these nice rangeland fires. … So if we see an increase in the El Niño cycle, we may see an increase in the frequency of the fire cycle."
The irony is that the wildfires also contribute to the carbon load in the atmosphere. In fact, large fire seasons can release more carbon into the air than all the vehicles in the state in a year.
Experiments like those at the Nevada Desert Research Center are necessary because some 40 percent of the Earth's land surface is arid or semi-arid, with more land becoming desert each year. This process—the degradation of formerly productive land, often caused by humans—is called desertification. It's already responsible for an unknown number of deaths. For example, according to U.S. Geological Survey documents, between 1968 and 1973 the desertification-caused Sahel drought in Africa led to the deaths of up to a quarter-million people and the collapse of the agricultural bases of five countries.
Can increasing carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere cause devastating fires, more powerful hurricanes, decreased land productivity and inconceivable starvation? It's hard to imagine that sort of future—maybe it's easier just to remember it's already happened.
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Published on 12.06.07
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HU students spend spring break in Flint for water crisis
By Tatyana Hopkins/Howard University News Service
Howard University Students spent their first day of spring break handing out bottled water to help the residents of Flint, Mich., as they struggle with the city's water crisis.
Credit: Howard University News Service
FLINT -- Like thousands of other college students, Jaquan Blackwell spent last spring break at the beach, his on the shores of Panama City Beach, Fla., indulging in "too much drinking" and partying with hundreds of other students into the early morning.
This year, Blackwell, a junior at Howard University, was getting soaked Monday by a chilly Flint rain as he and a dozen other Howard students manned the corner of Fifth and Martin Luther King avenues and helped residents struggling with the city's water crises by loading cases of donated water into the backs of cars.
And as he placed water into the back of a crowded minivan, he smiled. "I'm not missing Florida," the New Yorker said. "I can go anytime. That costs me money. I'm here for free, giving back."
Blackwell, 20, and 45 Howard University students and advisors are in Flint as part of the school's annual Alternative Spring Break (ASB) program, during which students forgo the fun and sun to help others.
Howard University Alternative Spring Break, students help relief efforts for water crisis at Flint Michigan
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Sesia bembeciformis, the lunar hornet moth, is a moth of the family Sesiidae. It is found in Europe.

The wingspan is 32–42 mm. The length of the forewings is 15–19 mm.

Sesia bembeciformis is hardly distinguishable from its closest congener Sesia apiformis. However, apiformis has yellow 'epaulettes' on the "shoulders" directly above the wing bases; Sesia bembeciformis is dark coloured at this point except for the yellow neck ring.bembeciformis is also smaller and has a black head. In general, females are considerably larger than males. It resembles a big hornet (Vespa crabro) really well - an instance of mimicry.

The moths appear in June, July and August, they are then found resting on the trunks willows . These include sal willow (Salix caprea), ash willow (Salix cinerea) and ear willow (Salix aurita). The eggs are laid on the bark. The larvae first gnaw between the bark and the wood, but later crawl further into the stem. Larva development takes 3 – 4 years. The species has a hidden way of life, and the imago lives only briefly, which makes it easily overlooked.

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Lunar hornet moth at UKmoths
Lepidoptera of Belgium
Lepiforum.de
Vlindernet.nl

Moths described in 1806
Sesiidae
Moths of Europe
Moths of Asia
Taxa named by Jacob Hübner

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The movie is based on the true story of Coach Bob Ladouceur who led the football team of De La Salle High School located in northern California to the most wins in history. I was thrilled to see Jim Caviezel (Passion of the Christ and TV's Person of Interest) plays the coach, Laura Dern plays his wife, and Michael Chiklis plays his coaching partner of more than 30 years.
Although the movie is not a 'faith-based' movie, it is about how the faith of these young men and the ones who lead them are challenged and held accountable to give their perfect effort. Their perfect effort in practice, on the field, and especially in life. AND how they are better together.
The movie is written well to include the remarkable moments in the lives of the players and their families. They walk onto the field to play, holding hands, two by two to show their love for one another…and wig out the opposing team. The players are given opportunities to share what's going on in their lives and how they pledge to support the team in all they are with great transparency the evening before the games. They share the challenges and goals each player has set for himself, written on an index card, and hands the index card to another player, to be read aloud, and for accountability. These scenes offer great examples of healthy small group.
Although all the game scenes rock this southern gal's world with fantastic photography and sound, my favorite part of the film is when the coach takes the team to spend the day at the local VA hospital. When a football player paces a veteran running on a treadmill with prosthetic legs, the energy in the theater is palpable. I could hear the audience around me shifting in their seats to lean forward. When a football player gives a wounded warrior a bath and the most egotistical of the players has a run-in with a urine bag, the laughter is big and real.
With my limited vocabulary, I think the movie was great. I really enjoyed it. I'll be talking about it when it comes to theaters on August 22nd. I'll be telling Mamas and Dads to take their kids. I'll be throwing some footballs in our CLUB345 to share that it's a great movie to see. And I'll be hanging up some posters on a few bulletin boards thro ughout the church to promote this really good family movie. It's clean, courageous, inspiring, and a great film for teams, youth groups, teachers, coaches, parents, tweeners, everyone. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel proud and there's never a dull moment.
If you really pay attention to the coaching team along the sidelines, you'll see cameo appearances of the 'real' Coach Lad. There were even a couple of cameos of LSU's head coach, Les Miles, in the opening game scenes. I was downright giddy!
"Winning is just a way of keeping score for the days when opportunity and perfect effort meet. …..Winning a lot of football games is doable. Teaching kids there's more to life? That's hard."- Coach Bob Lad, from the movie When the Game Stands Tall.
1. Watching my rising 6th graders take on leadership roles they've been chomping at the bit to do since last year. If I've done my job well over the last sever al years, they know where everything is in the storage closets because I've sent them there often enough to help gather supplies.
3. Watching our youth make sure that even the smallest of kids gets to hit the big ball in beach ball volleyball.
4. Meeting a young Mama who is dropping off her preschooler while holding an infant on her hip…fearful of leaving her little man for the first time, but knowing he is safe with us.
5. Watching two youth guys lead a group of ten 3rd grade boys with grace, kindness, and joy.
6. The beach party at the end of the week with hot dogs (halved hot dogs for the kids so to avoid waste) and an inflatable, dual water slide AFTER the kids sang the VBS songs with motions and fun. Bumping elbows with old friends and watching old friends meet new ones to welcome new families into the mix.
7. Sharing resources with other area Atlanta churches.
8. A gifted dad who built two, huge wooden lifeguard stands that were shared with another church.
9. Lunch at the local Mexican restaurant with all our youth volunteers on Wednesday after VBS.
10. Hearing the squeals of delight as Daddies played with their kids on the waterslide at the Friday night beach party.
11. Four young boys who publicly decided to follow Jesus. Sharing Jesus is why we offer Vacation Bible School….and it's why our team does what it does every year.
12. We chose a VBS that shared Jesus every single day of the week…Jesus came as a baby on day one and is coming back on day five. You'd think this would be a given, yet it is not. Sharing Jesus is why we offer VBS…he can't be talked about only on decision day. I look for a curriculum that will equip our volunteers to share Jesus. If we can learn to do it at VBS, we'll be more likely to do it in our daily lives.
13. Watching the multiple sets of grandparents who not only volunteered in very visible areas, but they brought their grandkids every single day. These were the Christian Soldiers of the week for me. By the end of the week, I could tell they were exhausted, but their faithfulness to serving the Lord AND having their grandchildren see it, were legacies of faith that could only be accomplished with being sold out Jesus and what was being shared every single day.
14. The donation fish cut outs that were put out and all taken on one Sunday tells me of the commitment my church makes to being sure we do our part well….I think it's because almost everyone in my church can share that VBS is a part of their faith journey. They get it!
A colleague's husband used the phrase, "VBS is like revival for kids." I love that perspective. Everyone needs a revival every now and then: the kids and the volunteers. Revival brings new messages and we do things differently for a short period of time than what we usually do on Sundays: snack, the best storytelling, turn on the water hose, decorate like crazy, and dress the part.
Vacation Bible School is revival, and not just for kids…it's revival for me a nd all the others, youth and adults. We are reminded in song, experience, energy, and every learning style of how God loves us and how loving Him binds the body of Christ in energy, service, and gifts.
I will be getting together with my colleagues from other local churches at our monthly networking group to discuss what we will do next year in just a few short weeks. It's a time when we share celebrations and hilarious memories. It's revival and we're better doing it together.


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THIS Is Who Should Win in Court on Y&R!
By Soap Hub Team 6 years ago
A heated court battle needs a resolution on The Young and the Restless. Between the warring family and the complete disruption of one little boy's entire world, it's time to put things to rest and give him some normalcy.
How long can this battle over visitation go on? Will anybody put a stop to the madness? Soap Hub asked you who you want to see win in court.
Visitation For Dylan
More than 8,600 of you weighed in on this topic, and 51% of you believe Dylan (Steve Burton) deserves visitation. No matter what, he's still Christian's uncle, and in all this mess, he's truly a victim, along with Nick.
You want to see his place in Christian's life made official with guaranteed one-on-one time with the boy he raised as his son for nearly a year. Visitation guarantees him time with his "son" turned nephew.
Nick Retains Full Custody
For 41% of you, this entire court battle is a complete farce. You cannot even imagine a world where a child's legal father would have to somehow grant visitation to his uncle after what happened in this instance.
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You believe the absolute only way this situation can work out is for Nick (Joshua Morrow) to retain full custody of Christian. Anything else would just be preposterous.
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The remaining 9% of you actually want to see Sharon (Sharon Case) and Dylan take full custody of Christian. You feel like they should be the ones raising this little boy. They are the only mother and father he's ever known, and you believe they are what is best for Christian. In fact, you know that the child's best interest should take precedence over everything else.
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HYCON joins EDA as a new member
The European Demolition Association, EDA, welcomes its new member: HYCON.
HYCON is a Danish manufacturer and handheld hydraulic equipment supplier. The company was founded in 2002, and since then its team has been focused on the production and development of hydraulics.
The founders and innovators of Hycon have more than 20 years of experience in the field. In its own words, "we concentrate all our resources on hydraulic power and are proud to develop and sell the most powerful, versatile and reliable solutions for a variety of customer needs"
All engineering and assembly is done in-house to ensure full control of quality and performance. And all products are thoroughly tested before approval by their staff.
"This is one of the reasons why we are acknowledged as one of the most reliable and trusted brands in the industry, with more than 40.000 tools in operation around the world".
HYCON highlights the following as its main values: quality, dedication and the global character of the company.
Press release and complementary materials.
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WOW. Why should you listen to this whole album. Good Question!!! Well hummm, how about that the music on this is just FLAT out Beautiful. All the People that played on this really put their self into creating such beautiful and unique work. I'm happy to be able to put my spin on what they've done with mostly my vocals and some guitar. This album is as varied as the 24 hours in a day, if you pay attention to such things.
By that title I mean check out all of Jim's albums. You won't be disappointed.
I listened to it twice back to back, I like it a lot!
So many fine players all brought together by our prolific GemmyF. A pleasure to be included in such an august group.
Thank you for the inclusion Jim, love the way you go about your creations, keep them coming..
"Great concept. Thanks for the effort!"


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Pay all people in U.S. and U.S. citizens abroad a "People's Dividend" of $4,500 per year funded by a wealth tax on the wealthiest 1% of U.S. households.
Between 1982 and 2017 the total Personal Net Worth (wealth) of the richest 1% in the U.S. grew 6 ½ times larger. Now it's a staggering $27 trillion. That's about 40% of all the personal wealth in the U.S. and that $27 trillion is now growing by about $1.5 trillion per year.
During the same time, the combined wealth of the least wealthy 50% of people in the U.S. decreased to less than zero.
Our economy cannot function with such a concentration of wealth at the top. Our country cannot endure unless the prosperity is shared by everyone in the U.S. If we don't fix this, everybody loses.
The wealth of America was created by all of us – generations of teachers, soldiers, slaves, nurses, drivers, clerks, farmers, singers, actors, scientists, programmers, investors, architects, carpenters, mechanics, engineers, street sweepers, salespeople, accountants and law makers. We have all helped to make America the economic powerhouse that it is today. We should all share the wealth we have built.
Redistribute the annual $1.5 trillion in additional growth of the personal net worth (wealth) owned by the top 1%, via the "People's Dividend" – a permanent, unconditional, tax free, annual, cash payment of roughly $4,500 to every adult and child in the U.S., both citizens and non-citizens, and to every U.S. citizen living overseas ($18,000 for a family of four). The only requirement is that the person have a Social Security or Taxpayer ID Number.
The "People's Dividend" will be paid for by a 7.8% tax on the personal wealth of the 1% that exceeds $5,000,000 per household. (The 1% is composed of all households with a net worth over $5,000,000).
Every year $1.5 trillion in dividends will be paid out and consumed. This will add about 10% to the National Income. Everybody benefits.
This will create jobs and increase tax revenue.[ENDNOTE 1] Everybody benefits.
It will drastically reduce poverty in the United States. Everybody benefits.
Because a person will receive these payments regardless of their income, there is an incentive to work since they get to keep every additional dollar of income that they earn or receive. Everybody benefits when more people are working.
It will Improve health and educational performance by enabling people to be better fed, better housed, better clothed and less anxious about their financial security.
This is a simple law to write. No other tax laws need to change.
The impact on the federal budget deficit is zero because the dividend payouts will be kept equal to the new wealth tax income.
The wealth of the super-rich 1% will NOT decrease. Even though they own a staggering amount of wealth, they get to keep every penny. They just don't get to increase it even more. The law shall direct Treasury to adjust the tax rate from time to time in order to hold the 1%'s personal net worth total at approximately $27 trillion.
The People's Dividend will end the insidious, unfair, inequality that is turning our nation's citizens against each other.
The $4,500 per year People's Dividend goes on every year, forever, perpetually growing the economy. Everybody continues to benefit.
Mr. President and members of the Congress, the People's Dividend will make 99% of the voters richer and help 100% of us to prosper. Please let us know whether you will enact this or not. Unless your answer is "yes", the next time you are up for election we will vote for someone else. We will be contacting our Senators and Representatives and telling our friends to do the same.
On the inequality of Personal Wealth in the U.S.
The total wealth of the richest 1% group got 6 1/2 times larger.
o In 1982 it equaled $4 trillion; in 2017 it equaled $27 trillion.
o It is growing at the rate of $1.5 trillion per year.
The total wealth of the next wealthiest 49% group got 3 1/4 times larger.
o In 1982 it equaled $13 trillion; in 2017 it equaled $42 trillion.
o In 1982 it equaled $114,000 per adult; in 2017 it equaled $266,000 per adult.
The total wealth of the poorest 50% group decreased to less than zero.
o In 1982 it equaled plus $335 billion; in 2017 it equaled minus $215 billion.
o In 1982 it equaled plus $2,800 per adult; in 2017 it equaled minus $1,300 per adult.
The total national Personal Net Worth "pie" has gotten almost 4 times larger.
o In 1982 it equaled $18 trillion; in 2017 it equaled $69 trillion.
o The lowest 50% wealth is not growing at all.
On how the plan would be executed.
The "People's Dividend" is a simple step that will immediately begin to rebuild the prosperity of the 99%, while keeping the staggering wealth of the 1% intact.
1. The Treasury/IRS or the Social Security Administration shall distribute the $1.5 trillion of the 1%'s annual wealth growth as a series of monthly payments to all of the 333,000,000 people in the US, both citizens and non-citizens, adults and children, and Americans living abroad who have a social security number or a taxpayer identification number, including the 1% wealthiest.
2. This distribution will equal roughly $4,500 per person, per year, approximately $18,000 per year for a family of four.
3. These payments shall be made with no conditions, shall be tax-free and shall be in addition to any and all other social benefits received by any person.
4. Congress shall not use this as an excuse to cut other benefits or public services and leave us worse off than before.
5. The new law needs to simply say that a household whose net worth is over $5,000,000 , which is the minimum net worth to be part of the 1%, shall pay a tax of 7.8% on every dollar over $5,000,000. This is a simple law to write. No other tax laws need to change. The law shall direct Treasury to adjust the tax rate from time to time in order to hold the 1%'s net worth total at approximately $27 trillion.
6. The tax will collect roughly $1.5 trillion. The tax can be imposed on 2017 end-of-year net worth and payouts can begin in 2018. For the first two or three years the wealthy can self-report starting with their net worth as of the end of 2017. They have accountants who can figure this out. If a household is worth less than $5,000,000 they will not have to report wealth at all. Meanwhile Treasury/IRS will set up a requirement that wealth depositories such as banks and mutual funds report the value of peoples' assets and liabilities directly to Treasury/IRS, in much the same way that companies and banks do now with salaries, mortgages and interest earnings. After two or three years, when Treasury has put these systems in place, they can go back to the self-reported wealth tax returns and check on whether people reported their wealth accurately or not. If not, it will refund over-payments or collect underpayments, interest and penalty charges as necessary.
7. The tax shall be set so that it collects annually an amount roughly equal to the annual growth in the 1%'s wealth. The tax will not reduce the $27 trillion of wealth because it collects only the growth. Nor will it reduce the 1%'s spending, because even after they spend what they want to, their wealth has still been growing by $1.5 trillion per year. If their wealth decreases in a particular year, as it might if the stock market happened to decline, then the wealth tax rate would be reduced until their wealth recovers to $27 trillion. If their wealth grows beyond $27 trillion then the wealth tax rate shall be increased.
8. Congress shall give adequate funds to the Treasury to enforce honest reporting and to track down wealth hidden in tax havens.
9. The payments will have zero impact on the federal budget deficit because the dividend payouts will be kept equal to the new wealth tax income.
10. Since the payments will be made without conditions, except having a SS/TIN number, Congress will not have to wrangle about who is in "need". Because people are at liberty to use the "People's Dividend" as they wish, no bureaucracy is necessary to enforce controls on their spending.
11. Because the payments are made to practically everyone they will build unity and avoid resentment. We want all of us who live in this country to be on the same side.
12. Treasury shall make this data on wealth shares available to the public, who will follow the wealth share of the top 1% like we follow baseball standings. That single measure, the 1%'s share of personal wealth, is the culmination of many factors such as automation, globalization, preferential tax rates on capital gains and government expenditures. Until the Treasury does this we will be watching the WID data, to know whether or not the 99% is getting a fair deal.
 "Wealth" is defined as Personal Net Worth which is the total value of non-financial and financial assets (housing, land, deposits, bonds, equities of corporations, etc.) held by private households minus their debts.
 The "richest 1% refers to those in the 100th percentile of the wealth distribution.
 The "next wealthiest 49% group" refers to those between the 51st and 99th percentile of the wealth distribution.
 The poorest 50% of people now have more debt now than Dollars.
 Most of the numbers in this petition are rounded to make it easier to read.
Thomas Clarkson needs your help with "President of the United States: Pay all people in US a dividend of $4,500/year funded by a wealth tax on the 1%.". Join Thomas and 544 supporters today.


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Session 8.04 Industry
Steven Cox, University of Tennessee at ChattanoogaFollow
The Legacy of John T. Wilder, East Tennessee's Industrialist Entrepreneur
After the Civil War, Indiana industrialist and former Civil War Union officer John T. Wilder moved to Tennessee to take advantage of the rich mineral resources available in the eastern part of the state. As one of many Midwesterners who helped develop Chattanooga and East Tennessee during the reconstruction years, Wilder spent the next several decades moving throughout Eastern Tennessee, with homes in Chattanooga, Rockwood, Johnson City, Roan Mountain,Knoxville, and Monterey. Wilder built mines, developed industries, towns and communities; built several hotels (including the original Carnegie Hotel in Johnson City); started a railroad; and even briefly dabbled in politics. According to biographer Samuel Cole Williams, Wilder anticipated the Tennessee Valley Authority by several decades by establishing a power company and the acquisition of water rights along the Little Tennessee River. Wilder was also instrumental in getting the National Battlefield at the Chickamauga battle site established, and was an original trustee of what is now the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga. This paper will show Wilder's development in reconstruction Tennessee, with associates he brought to the South from Indiana and Ohio, and his entrepreneurial spirit in the Volunteer state.
Steven Cox is a professor at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga where he has been the head of Special Collections since 2001. Among the collections under his care are collections dealing with Appalachia.


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"If you want a bulk metamaterial for visible and infrared light, you need to embed particles of silver or gold inside a dielectric, and you need to do it in 3D, with high resolution," says lead author Kevin Vora, a graduate student at the Harvard School of Engineering and Applied Sciences (SEAS).
"This work demonstrates that we can create silver dots that are disconnected in x, y, and z," Vora says. "There's no other technique that feasibly allows you to do that. Being able to make patterns of nanostructures in 3D is a very big step towards the goal of making bulk metamaterials."
Inside the pocket where that energy is trapped, a chemical reaction can take place, permanently altering the internal structure of the material. The process has previously been exploited for 2D and simple 3D metal nanofabrication.
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"If you want to make an array of silver dots, however, they can't float in space."
The need for this particular combination of chemicals, at the right concentrations, was not obvious in prior work. Researchers sometimes combine silver nitrate with water in order to create silver nanostructures, but that process provides no structural support for a 3D pattern. Another process combines silver nitrate, water, PVP, and ethanol, but the samples darken and degrade very quickly by producing silver crystals throughout the polymer.
With ethanol, the reaction happens too quickly and uncontrollably. Mazur's team needed nanoscale crystals, precisely distributed and isolated in 3D.
"It was just a question of removing that reagent, and we got lucky," Vora says. "What was most surprising about it was how simple it is. It was a matter of using less."
SeungYeon Kang, a graduate student at SEAS, and Shobha Shukla, a former postdoctoral fellow, coauthored the paper. The work was supported by the Air Force Office of Scientific Research.


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The "car play" platform is not an internal system in the car to run the iOS interface or the applications of this system, but it creates a link that mimics the interface of the familiar iOS operating platform, in order to display the car's infotainment system, which allows controlling the choice of applications, through the display screen of the device Or via voice commands.


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Window of creation new milling coordinate system opens by pressing the button on coordinate systems panel or by choosing of corresponding item in <Selection of a coordinate system creation method> menu. A milling coordinate system must be active at this moment.
In this window is assigning <New CS name>, its <Color> and <Commentaries>.
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Our first overnight was in Page, AZ, a town that was created during the construction of Glen Canyon Dam. We have enjoyed this area several times in the past. There are many things to do and see around here other than the dam and Lake Powell. One of these is the first fifteen miles of the Colorado River below the dam. This stretch is know as Marble Canyon and is both a unique sight and a world renowned rainbow trout fishery. The red rock cliffs rise 1500 feet in some places and are something that is worth the effort to see. Access is via boat from Lee's Ferry.
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Heading north from page, up Hwy 89 through Kanab, you will pass two National Parks that are must see destinations. These are Zion and Bryce. Zion is the first and is to the west of 89.
Beautiful but cold. This is what it looked like as we crossed the Continental Divide in Montana. Seems like it is going to be cold with intermittent rain/snow for the next few days and it might follow us into Kamloops, BC.


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Charles Murphy Ellington, Jr.
December 21, 1946 ~ April 18, 2019 (age 72)
It is with the deepest sadness that we announce the passing of Charles Murphy Ellington Jr, 72 of North Pole, AK on April 18, 2019. Charlie was born on Dec 21, 1946 to Charles and Sarah Ellington in Philadelphia, PA. He moved to AK after being stationed at Elelson AFB in 1976 and decided he was never going to leave. He met Teresa Taylor in 1977 and they were married at Santa Claus house on Dec 21, 1978. He also received Airman of the Year that year. Charlie loved the great outdoors and took full advantage whenever he could. From hunting, camping, & fishing to kicking it in the front yard with a glass of wine at one of his famous fish fries. Charlie retired from the military as a airplane mechanic in 1984 as a SMSGT. He went on to be a boat mechanic at Salcha Marine. He also had his own boat shop, simply named Charlies Boat Shop, in North Pole. Charlie loved sports especially hockey and baseball and shared his love of hockey with his eldest grandson. He taught him to skate at 12 and coached him throughout the years. When he wasn't building, fixing, or hunting something he could be found on his boat. He fished everywhere in Alaska but was especially fond of Valdez and spent his summers mostly there. He shared his knowledge of just about everything with just about everybody. Charlie loved his family, his wife, his five children and his many grandchildren and great grandchildren. His is survived by his wife, Terry Ellington of North Pole, his daughters, Cherelyn Ellington Hunt of Suison, CA, Rhonda Ellington Sparks of Fairfield CA and Sheri Taylor of North Pole, his sons, Charlie Ellington of Fairfield CA and Mike Halbert of Wasilla. RIP Old Goat you are so very missed


Rough consensus and running code is the main idea behind libwww. As for all W3C OpenSource code, the purpose of libwww is to provide an environment for experimenting with extensions and new features. The focus of libwww is performance, modularity, and extensibility. It contains highly efficient code for HTTP and URIs but also for many other parts of the Web, primarily for client side applications like robots, browsers, GUI apps, and automated tools.
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using System;

namespace ImplicitNullability.Plugin.Configuration
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    /// <summary>
    /// A flags enum representing the property options (detailed configuration for properties).
    /// </summary>
    [Flags]
    public enum ImplicitNullabilityPropertyOptions
    {
        NoOption = 0,
        RestrictToGetterOnly = 1,
        RestrictToReferenceTypes = 2,
    }
}

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Q: jQuery alertnative to 'Timeframe' (date range picker) I'm trying to find a date ranger picker for jQuery.
First I found the jQuery Tools solution which looked absolutely perfect, but unfortunately does not work in IE6 which is by far the most commonly used browser here.
Then I found a good range picker in jQuery, but it seems quite limited as to what it returns in Javascript (I want both the start date, end date, and a calculation of the days between).
My attention then turned to Timeframe, which once styled looked a perfect solution, allowing you to clearly see that it's a date picker, and also allowing you to click and drag between dates. The problem; it uses prototype, which I'm not allowed to use here (jQuery or plain JavaScript only!)
If anyone knows of any solutions that meet my needs I'd really appreciate it, thank you.
ps. I tried the default jQuery date range picker but found it to be very clunky, bloated and not to my needs unfortunately.

A: An old question but for arrivals from google... another alternative is http://reaktor.github.com/jquery-continuous-calendar/src/example.html http://reaktor.github.com/jquery-continuous-calendar/
it allows easy drag hilighting across many months (via a scroll) and is JQuery based.
HTH
Note to OP, this plugin doesn't work in IE6.

A: I'm not clear from your question, but have you looked at JQueryUI and the datepicker in there?
http://jqueryui.com/demos/datepicker/

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A brunette woman was walking along a set of railroad tracks, repeating to herself, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42."
A blonde woman saw the brunette and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I'm just walking along a railroad track and saying 42, 42, 42," replied the brunette.
"Can I join you?"
"Sure."
So the two women walked along the track repeating, "42, 42, 42. 42, 42, 42."
Another bl...
"The Government" is mandating that I set my clocks back before I go to bed tonight, but I'm going to do MY OWN research, thank you very much.
My clocks, my choice.
A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.
It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight.
The entire fence was covered in lights! Fenc...
What do train sets and breasts have in common?
They're intended for children, but it's usually the adults who end up playing with them
"Feeling strange, Mr. Bond? That's because I've laced your martini with a measles vaccine. The autism should be setting in any second now."
"Joke's on you, I already disassembled your doomsday device and rearranged all the parts in order of size."
A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.
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The Italians set up two telecommunications networks. They called them Data-1, and..
...Dissa-1
Do you think David Bowie just had one set of clothes when he performed?
Or do you think he had several different ch-ch-ch-changes?
What did the Reddit user say after setting off a bomb in a bank?
Edit: Wow this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
I got my son a bow & arrow set for his birthday, what does he get me for mine? … a T-shirt with a bullseye on the back.
I get no respect.
A set of steps asked another set of steps how they got so big.
The other set of steps said: "Stair-oids."
Found these set of math jokes in an old notebook
Q. What is a PJ?
A. Poor Joke.
Q. What is P + iJ?
A. A complex joke.
Q. Why is the complex joke not funny?
A. Because the joke part is imaginary.
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I'm thinking of picking up a new drum set. Any advice?
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Set up by a 4 year old
True story. This morning my 4 year old granddaughter asked if I new what a baby jumper was. I told told her I didn't know. So she grinned, began jumping up and down, and told me it's a baby that jumps.
Bear with me. I didn't realize her literal answer was just a set up.
She then asked ...
What do you call a morgue that doubles as a porn set?
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment's finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same. The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?"
the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"
This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks.
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
Jesus went unto the mount of Olives. And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, they said unto him this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act.
Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
And Jesus said unto them, *Let any one of you who is without sin cast the first stone.*
At this, those who had heard turned to leave; but one woman picked up a rock and threw it with great force at th...
Two blondes were taking a walk through a bush when they came across a set of tracks.
'I'm sure they're bear tracks!', said the first blonde.
'No, they're deer tracks', said the second blonde, confidently.
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
I'm a building contractor, recently I was hired to create a new set for a porn production company and told I have free reign over its design.
I was never a big fan of porn and was concerned I wouldn't be able to create a suitable set for such productions without guidance, but the client reassured me
"If you build it, they will come."
I set the pornhub theme as my ring tone, because if anyone at business meetings recognizes it they'll be too ashamed to comment.
They did stop shaking my hand though...
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
I only use one pronoun set.
You/people don't seem to appreciate it
What do parents say when the find out their son got arrested for setting a building on fire
"That's arson!"
What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?
671 Hallmark movies.
What do you call a really scary horse that only appears after the sun has set?
A nightMARE!
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery...
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound w...
A russian, an american and a dane are drinking beer, and get into a bragging contest.
The russian says: "Our navy is so large that if all the ships set out to sea at once, the fish in the ocean won't have a single spot where they can reach the surface"
The american looks sceptically at him and says: "Well, our mighty airforce is so large that if all the planes take off at once...
Following his collapse on set of Better Call Saul, doctors recommend a double-bypass surgery for Bob Odenkirk
Oh, good news. The deal went through. It's a triple-bypass now.
A poor cowboy needs a horse.
He buys the only horse he could afford, one that has its commands messed up.
"He'll go when you say 'whoa!' and stop when you say 'giddy up!'" instructs the seller.
The cowboy sets off riding the horse, feeling silly for saying 'whoa'. As he rides further, he sees an upcoming cliff. He...
How does a pirate set up a Bluetooth speaker?
Parrot with his phone
One morning, the new owner of a saloon was setting up his establishment for the day
He heard a commotion from the street and walked out to see people jumping onto their horses, climbing into buggies, or just running away.
"Hey," the owner called to one of the men. "What's going on?"
"You better run, barkeep," the man replied. "Big Ed's a'comin', and can't nobody sto...
What's the worst thing about being a birthday cake?
After you are set on fire, you are eaten by the hero that saved you.
A buddy of mine asked me to borrow my DVD box set of one of HBO's best shows...
...he came over and The Wire transfer was successful.
How do you kill a blue Elephant?
With a blue elephant gun obviously.
*How do you kill a red elephant?*
You choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.
*How do you kill a green elephant?*
You tickle it til it turns red then choke it til it turns blue then use a blue elephant gun.
*How ...
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing e...
last night I was setting up a password for an account on something
I entered in "my dick", at first I thought the password was ok but then the website told me to try something longer. at this moment I wasn't upset I just wanted to know how they knew.
Hi Lads.
Iv'e got a load of Victoria Secret Bra sets just arrived which will make a lovely Christmas present.
If you can send me a picture of your wife's tits, I'll let you know if I have any that will fit.
Merry Christmas..
Guy walks into a bar with a box under his arm, sets it on the bartop and orders a beer. Curious, the bartender asks about the box and the man replies 'it's my pet octopus. He just got done teaching music lessons so I stopped in for a drink on the way home.'
Bartender doesn't believe it and asks for proof.
"Sure," the man says. "bring me any instrument, and this octopus will play it beautifully."
Bartender produces several instruments from behind the bar, and the man opens up the box, sets the octopus on the bar and it immediately begins playi...
Carnival is offering a new voyage where you set sail and leave a bunch of senior citizens behind in the snow.
It's called a Ted Cruise
A joke from my country (Brazil)
In an international police convention, American FBI, English Scotland Yard and Brazilian BOPE are about to take part in a competition.
A rabbit will be set loose in the woods and the team that retrieves it in the shortest time wins.
First goes the Scotland Yard. They use hounds and hel...
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea.
Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
I did it the other knight...
And I got rooked.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Three men approach a wishing well one after another
The first, wishes to have one million bucks. Instantly, he is now in ownership of one million wild deer. He sets up a venison business and makes millions
The second wishes for his ex-wife to fall for him again. She instantly trips while thinking about him, and on the way to the hospital, he m...
Three men are outside of Heavens gate waiting to get in.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3...
I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son's train set that I threw the bedsheet over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888
So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
An old woman took her husband to the doctor. The doctor checked the husband's pulse, then told the woman, "I'm sorry, your husband is dead."
The woman was shocked. "I don't believe it. Are you sure? I want to be absolutely sure, are there any other tests you can do?"
The doctor responded, "I'm quite sure, but if you'd like we do have some alternative tests that we can perform."
"YES! I have to be absolutely certain."
Bread is like the Sun
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
Scarlett Johansson is on a plane that crashes on a remote island.
She and some regular guy are the only two survivors. They make the best of their situation, scavenge what supplies they can from the plane, and try to keep going.
They build a little hut on the beach and - both of them having certain "needs" - eventually start hooking up.
This keep goi...
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I set my Reddit so that it would automatically hide posts I've already opened.
It doesn't seem to work on this subreddit though.
Did you hear about the new Silence of the Lambs sequel that's set to take place in Newfoundland?
It's going to be called Ewes Be Quiet.
I was all set to be the world's greatest supervillain, but first I had to win a fencing duel.
Alas, I was in anguish when I lost, for my plans had been Foiled.
Two tradesman set up for road work: one a veteran and the other a literalist rookie.
"You just stand there by the 'end road work' work sign and direct folks through the orange cones", says the veteran.
"But I'm not sure I can do that, that's a big responsibility to carry for a lot of people".
"Sure you can, it's a simple job, they'll get the message".
After the ...
An engineer and an anti-vaxxer walk up to a bridge
Seeing as the bridge is the only crossing over a notoriously crocodile-infested river, the two prepare to cross. Just before they set foot on the bridge the anti-vaxxer halts the engineer.
\- How safe is it to cross this bridge exactly? - he asks
\- 99.97% - the engineer replies confid...
Door to door baby photographer
After Mrs. Jacobs found out her husband was sterile, the couple decided to hire a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Jacobs kissed his wife and said 'I'm off to work, Lydia. The guy should be here soon.'
Wouldn't you know it, a door-to-door baby...
They should set the next Fast and the Furious in the UK
just so they could call it FatF:UK.
A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring contests.
He was so confident in his abilities that he promised to hand over all of the gold he had pillaged to anyone who could defeat him. The news spread throughout Europe, catching the attention of a couple in Ireland whose daughter was born without eyelids.
Believing that their daughter was guaran...
An old man set out on his first trip to the mall
At the food court he was people watching and noticed a young man dressed in wild clothes with a multi-color mohawk.
The young man notices the old man staring so he walks over and rudely asks him if he has a problem.
The old man stared at him a moment longer and said, "Not really, just ...
I bought an England stationery set earlier.
It's missing three pens.
I tried writing a remake of my favourite Nic Cage film but set in Ireland
After all, who wouldn't enjoy Con Aer Lingus
Two men have been selected for an expedition to the North Pole
Their names are George Bernard and William Briggs. On this journey they've been given a state of the art ship to cross through iceberg laden waters unscathed and plenty of supplies for the trip. On the 20th of December George and William set off on their expedition. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to the...
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?"
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "it would to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, whom is only 1 foot tall, and beside him a little plano. The piano man starts pla...
A young woman was struggling to have sex with her boyfriend.
After another night of failure, she calls her doctor to set up an appointment.
The receptionist listened to her story and says, "I can fit you in next week."
She replies, "That's what I told him, but I'd still like to talk to someone."
A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.
The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings.
"This first building is my house" he says. "I was able to set up a crude aqueduct to create some form of indoor plumbing".
The sailors are ...
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. The y had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours,...
Frankenstiens divorce
Idk if you guys have heard the news, but Frankenstien is getting a divorce,.... apparently he couldn't take Mrs franenstiens moaning anymore,
He's said what tipped him over the edge was when they was having a Halloween get together with all the other monsters and Mrs frankenstien had set the...
A trap set by wife for husband and the maid
one evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell the husband. that night when they went to bed **husband** gave same old story "*excuse me my dear, my stomach& went to bathroom.* the wife promptly went into maid's bed & switched off the lights. when in he came silent...
Two boys in Egypt free a crocodile
In a small village in Egypt lived two orphan boys, Set and Amenhotep. They always watched out for each other, well past their years of childhood and into their time as young adults.
One day, the two were walking outside the village when they saw a crocodile trapped in a poacher's snare. The...
What would you call a horror movie set in a post-gasoline world?
The Silence of The Lambos
Just A Man Shopping With His Wife
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the follow...
A blonde, a brunette and a red head go hunting....
The first day, they set up camp and the brunette goes out on her own. Later that afternoon, she returns with a deer in tow! "Wow," said the blonde, "How did you find that?!"
"It's easy," said the brunette, "I just followed the tracks!"...
Dave and the barber
So this guy Dave is in getting a haircut. He tells the barber, "I'm going on a three week vacation to Europe."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"You're going to hate it. Everything is so comp...
What does the god Set eat with his salad?
Horus d'oeuvres.
My mate set me up with a blind date.
Things got off to a bad start when I tripped on her stick and her Labrador bit me.
The recipe said, "Set the oven to 180 degrees."
Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
Dog goes into a bank….
Dog goes into a bank, looking to secure a loan to expand his doghouse.
One of the bank loan officers comes over to assist, a Mrs Black. She sits down with the dog and starts into the loan process. Mrs. Black asks the dog, "What do you need the loan for?"
To which the dog responded,...
I used to have a job making coffee on the set of the Big Lebowski. One day they fired me because the lead actor's coffee was too hot. It was an important lesson about burning bridges.
An accordion player is getting sleepy at the wheel of his '93 Geo Metro hatchback, on his way home from playing at a bar mitzvah. His accordion lays on the passenger seat next to him...
... The accordion player decides to pull over at a small pub with a sign reading "$1 Beer Night." He takes some change out of his car's cup holder -- enough for a couple $1 beers.
Inside, he stacks his change on the bar (mostly nickels and pennies) and pretends not to notice the bartender's e...
A pair of sunglasses and a set of jumper cables were lined up waiting to get into a nightclub.....
The bouncer was letting everybody in front of them in but when they get to the velvet rope the bouncer says: "Sorry fellas, I can't let you in."
Feeling dejected the sunglasses said "Why not?"
The bouncer replies "Well for a start, you're off your head and your mate here looks like...
A Roman Catholic priest is on his way to Rome when he runs into an old childhood friend.
"My goodness, Mary!" He says. "How have you been?"
"Oh, could be better," she says. "My husband and I have been trying to have children for fifteen years, but we are barren."
"I'm so sorry," says the priest. "I'm on a pilgrimage to Rome, and I promise to light a candle for you in the g...
Inigo Montoya finally catches up with the six-fingered man in a monastry in Tibet. He finds him red-robed and shaven-headed sweeping the temple courtyard.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." he says, drawing the six-fingered sword
The six-fingered man sighs and lowers his arms "I am prepared, my son. I have been freed from Earthly desires and acheived inner peace. I wish for nothing more than to move on to m...
In 2025 the world is set to change its official language to Finnish
all other languages were deemed un-finnished
Tits and LEGO Sets have a thing in common
It's meant for the kid but the dad ends up having the most fun with it.
A newly wed deaf couple are setting ground rules on their honeymoon.
The bride says, "If you want to have sex with me massage my breasts. If you don't tap my belly."
The groom says, "That's a great idea! If you want to have sex with me tug my penis, if you don't tug it a 100 times."
My favourite joke to perform. Terrible accent recommended.
Pierre, zee French fighter pilot is with his amour.
"Oh, Pierre, I want you to kiss me", she exclaims.
And so he tilts her chin up and leans in, but just before he plants a kiss on her lips, he pours a little red wine on them, and then goes in for the kiss.
"Oh, Pierre, mon di...
Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home, Billy mentioned: Dad, our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs like that?
His father, thinking quickly, said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad, that's great," said little Billy.
A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad! Dad, we almost lost Mom t...
My boss told me i need to set up the company's 401k
But I don't think I can run that far..
Mr. Johnson walks into a clinic and says to the doctor, "I have thought about this for years, and I have decided that I want to get castrated."
"Are you sure about this?" asks the doctor. "It will really change your sex life."
"Sex life shmex life!" shouts Mr. Johnson. "I want to be castrated!" The doctor sighs and sets an appointment.
A few weeks later, Mr. Johnson wakes up in a hospital ward after his surgery. He turns to th...
A few weeks ago I ordered a box to store my money and a set of speakers online.
They arrived today, safe and sound.
A bunch of youths pull up next to Lewis Hamilton at set of traffic lights
One of them rolls his window down, and Lewis winds his down too
'Oi mate!' says the lad 'Race?'
'Afro-Caribbean' says Lewis, smirking. And speeds off
Today was my first and last day working on a porno set. When I asked if we had any lubricant, the producer said "KY?"
Apparently it wasn't okay to reply "because I'm fucking dry, hand it over!"
When I was younger, my dad went to prison because he set his boss's house on fire. I always wondered if I'd wind up in jail like my old man, so I visited him one weekend and I asked him, "Dad, are we all pyromaniacs in this family?" And he said...
"Yes we are, son."
A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Ev...
My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So sexy!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up f...
An Old Joke
The year is 2120, and our story follows Joe McFlinch and his journey to overcome his inner demons. 'Who is Joe?', you may be wondering. Well, Joe is a cowardly 29 year old male. He has no special talents or skills, no hobbies, and most sadly, no friends. If I were to describe him as a dish, he would...
Pierre the French fighter pilot was the greatest fighter pilot the world had ever seen.
His skill in a plane was rivaled only by his skill in bed and he had many a fair young thing aching for his love.
On a bright summer day he was picnicking with a young lady in the shade of a willow tree near a lake. They had talked for a while but the woman could wait no longer and she leane...
The year is 2024
The year is 2024 and it's time to decide a new President of the United States. There are three candidates for the American people to choose from: Joe Biden, looking to hold onto the Presidency, Donald Trump, looking to regain it, and Obama in a sombrero and fake moustache calling himself "Juanbama"....
A young man is heading home from a big night in the town. As he walks through a seedier part of the city, he spots a lady of the night who is the most beautiful woman he has ever set his eyes upon.
A young man is heading home from a big night in the town.
As he walks through a seedier part of the city, he spots a lady of the night who is the most beautiful woman he has ever set his eyes upon.
He wanders over to her and quietly asks, "How much?"
The sex wo...
A man's son is about to return from prison.
A man's son is about to return from prison. After spending five years in the clink, the man was very curious to know what his son plans to do further in life and what profession he's going to choose for his future. He decides to test his son. He sets a bottle of alcohol, a wad of money, a gun and a ...
Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame?
Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you.
So a guy walks into a bar.
He drags his feet to the bar, and sits a bag on the counter top.
The bag moves a little bit, and the bartender says, " Hey man, no animals in the bar."
The guy looks at him and starts pulling some things out of the bag: a small bench, a small piano, a little book and a small 12" man i...
My grandma: You can be anything you set your mind to!
Me: I know.
Grandma: You can even be a know-it-all.
(This is actually a family story, something I actually said when I was little. Thought it may make a funny joke/story here, too.)
Christmas Symbols
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It...
If the Nazis had won WWII and set up the Thousand Year Reich, what would they have called their leader?
*The Kaiser Permanente*
The first digital clock
A man is setting up the first ever digital clock, and as soon as he plugs it in, he excitedly calls to his wife, "Honey, come look at this! This technology is truly ahead of its time"
"I could've sworn it was only 5:30, but it says its already 12:00!"
So there's this bar in New York called Walter's...
So there's this bar in New York called Walter's - it's named after the guy who runs the place, Walter Green. He's an older guy who doesn't understand a lot of technological stuff, and so the bar is plain and simple, just as it was when he first opened it back in the 1960s. One of Walter's regular cu...
So there's a farm. On this farm, there's a cow, a chicken, and a horse, and the three of them are best friends.
They do just about everything together. And one day, they're sitting at the window of the house, and the farmer's kid is watching MTV, and they're watching it, and they hear the music, and the horse says "you know what? I'm gonna learn how to do that."
So the horse calls up Guitar Center, and...
The other day I was travelling down one of those spiral type car parks. As I set off, on the top floor, I spotted someone smashing a car window and attempting to steal the radio. On the 2nd floor I saw a youth key right down the side of another car.
On the bottom floor, I saw a couple throw a load of rubbish out of their car window....I couldn't believe my eyes.
It was just wrong on so many levels!
A man in his 80's went to a doctor with his beautiful, breathtaking 25 year old lady.
Doctor helped the frail old man in his clinic: What can I do for you today, sir?
Old man said to the Dr: I married this beautiful angel 2 months ago, and she is pregnant with my baby. At this age, I forgot how to care for the mother, I want to seek your advice.
Doctor a little taken ...
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
God: Gabriel, have you finished setting up future events for the 2020s?
Gabriel: Yes, God, I have - wait, did you say 2020s plural? As in the decade?
God: Of course, what else?
Gabriel: I thought you meant 2020 the year.
God: You put a decade worth of history in one year?
Gabriel: Yes
God: Well, shit.
[ NSFW ] Little billy is out back in his yard, playing with his toy airplane when his mother happens to glance out of the open window.
8 year old Billy "flies" his toy airplane around, making engine noises until it, presumably at it's imaginary destination, comes screeching to a halt.
" Ladies and gentlemen", says billy, pretending to be the captain. "Everyone getting the hell out should get the hell out. And anyone getting ...
It dawned on me that I was being taken for granite
as I overheard my kidnappers negotiating my release for a set of quality countertops.
Using Left hand instead gave me a completely different feeling...
..was able to finish my work faster. Try changing the settings of the mouse.
Our daughter wants us to set a place at our Thanksgiving dinner table, for her teddy bear, Theodore. She promises he won't eat very much.
She said he has been eating a lot lately, and is already stuffed
Three fishermen catch a mermaid. If they agree to set her free, she will grant them each a wish. The first guy says, "OK, I want you to double my I.Q." Immediately, the guy recites Shakespeare flawlessly. The second guy asks the mermaid to triple his I.Q.
Suddenly, he's spouting complicated mathematical solutions. Impressed, the last guy asks the mermaid to quintuple his I.Q. The mermaid hesitates and asks, "Are you sure that's what you really want?" "Absolutely!" says the man. The mermaid smiles. Instantly, the third man turns into a woman.
Ken Dodd doing a set at the Liverpool empire...
Ken Dodd doing a gig at the liverpool empire. Walked out at the interval and quietly nipped to the bar sat a couple tables away completely oblivious were two scouse blokes chatting between themselves first bloke says "what's the difference between Ken Dodd and a coconut?"
Second bloke replies "I...
Edit: Holy moly! Wake up to a shiny gold. Thank you kind stranger.
Edit2: I can make a whole wordlist with all the password in here 😁.
So our local sperm bank got shut down
Turns out it was just some old pervert who set up a glory hole.
True facts....
\*\*\*\*True Facts\*\*\*\*
1. IN the 1400s, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb, hence we have 'the rule of thumb'.
2. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Fo...
A Man Works as a Train Conductor
He isn't the best at his job. He likes to go very fast, and is very reckless. One day, he goes too fast off a bend, and kills one person.
He is sentenced to death by the electric chair, and is offered a last meal. He requests one banana.
He is sat down in the chair. The executioner fli...
Never, EVER be late
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words wh...
God asks a guy, would you set in motion a chain of events that will lead to the whole visible universe being destroyed in 1 million years, for 1 trillion dollars? Guy says yes thats alot of money and I've got to live for today.
God pulls out a mountain of cash and swims in it and says, then you'll understand what I did 999,999 years ago.
What do train sets and boobs have in common?
They're both meant for children but grown-ups love them.
"A 45 minute nap should set me straight "
8 hours later : wakes up as a gay
Which setting does Captain America search for in his Android Settings?
Language!
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Not to Paris, it's like if not to visit this Paris city landmark. The Eiffel Tower does have a considerable appeal to tourists. This magnificent tower was built in the Champ de Mars Park on the banks of the River Seine. Although it has been built since 1889, this 300-meter tall tower still stands firmly. You can pay a ticket to go upstairs to the Eiffel Tower. In addition, this popular tourist spot in Paris also has a romantic dinner on the floor that the tower.
Well, it looks like an inverted pyramid was inspired by the Paris Louvre Museum. This artistic museum with a history-filled artistic building has a glass pyramid that becomes its own mascot for the Louvre Museum. The contents of this museum also vary, ranging from sculpture to painting. In fact, in this museum you can see Leonardo da Vinci's phenomenal painting, the Mona Lisa. Until now the Louvre Museum still holds the title as the most visited art museum in the world.
This curved warrior monument is located in the center of Place Charles de Gaulle, precisely at the end of the Champs-Élysées. Almost every tourist who visited Paris would not miss the opportunity to take pictures with the background monument built in the 18th century. The Arc de Triomphe was built to appreciate the services of those who fought for France in the Napoleonic Wars. In one district in Indonesia, namely Kediri, also made a replica of the Arc de Triomphe called Monument Simpang Lima Gumul.
When you hear the name "Pont des Arts" maybe you will feel less familiar with the sights in Paris this one. However, when you have seen the picture, you must have seen it in the movies or photographs. Yes, this bridge is decorated by thousands to millions of padlocks of love from tourists from various countries who come here. Many couples come here and lock the colored padded locks with their initials to share their love. After that, the padlock key is thrown into the Seine River under the Pont des Arts Bridge to perpetuate the love of the couple.
Not far from the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre Museum, and Pont des Arts, there is a 777-meter long river that looks very beautiful at night. The reflection of the lights from the buildings around the river seemed to make the night so very romantic. Invite the couple to take a leisurely stroll while chatting down the Seine River at night. In addition, you can also hire yachts to sail on the Seine River that looks very stunning. In fact, there are also cruises that offer sailing packages and romantic dinner on the boat while down the river.
This one is the Roman Catholic Church that never deserves visitors. Many people from different parts of the world come here to worship or just travel to the church that was built in 1875 this. If you visit here, you not only see the splendor of the building of worship, but the Sacré Cœur is very close to Montmartre, where street artists show off their work. Which makes your trip to the Sacré Cœur more interesting, at Montmartre was also a lot of museums, art galleries, and cafes ala Paris.
Le Marais is a historic district in the City of Paris. Historic buildings with very interesting architecture you can see when walking the streets of Le Marais. Walking down Le Marais will make you feel like you are in Paris in the middle ages, where the streets are still very ancient. Rows of cafes and small shops appear to decorate these Le Marais alleys. This one district still looks interesting though visited during summer or winter.
Visit tourist attractions in Paris does not have to be expensive anyway. You can take your partner to Jardin du Luxembourg. This one garden has clean green grass and neat. The scenery is more beautiful thanks to the colorful flowers that look refreshing. Many local people or tourists come here to just relax while sitting in the fresh green grass. Visit Jardin du Luxembourg in the morning around 8 - 11 local time to get good sunshine and not too hot.
Paris City Square is a tourist attraction that you must visit before you end the journey in this romantic city. Place De La Concorde is a spacious and very clean city square. There are monuments, fountains, and sculptures of high art that appear to adorn the square. The classical lampposts also appear to emit shining rays at night. Walking with a partner while holding his ladder down the Place De La Concorde is already a romantic activity, especially if done at night with the friendly weather. Well, that's a list of recommendation sights in Paris for you visit the yourdestinations.net. Which tourist attractions appeal to you most? Share Please!