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Hardcore RPG 'Immortal: Unchained' goes up for preorder on Xbox One
Grab it now.
Immortal: Unchained is a hardcore action role-playing game (RPG). You step into the shoes of a living weapon, unleashed to stop the source of a cataclysmic event threatening to end all worlds. The goal is to discover secrets, master the unique gun combat, and defeat legendary bosses.
Immortal: Unchained should launch on September 7, 2018, priced at $49.99. You can preorder it now on the Xbox Store for $44.99. The game features Xbox One X enhancements, but it's unclear what they entail.
While a lot of games are compared to Dark Souls, Immortal: Unchained is different because it focuses on gunplay more than anything else. There are elements that every game in the hardcore RPG genre share, but how the protagonist dishes out damage varies greatly in this game.
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Up for preorder. Grab it now. Really?
Meh, too many good games coming out so close to one another for me to add another.
Terminology nit: "Hardcore RPG" =/= "Hardcore Action RPG" To me, those are very different things.

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I dream of a Church which is represented in the pulpit, in the kitchens, on church councils and elders' boards, in the pews, in mission, by women alongside men, people of colour alongside white, the working classes alongside the middle, the so called outsiders alongside the insiders – all gloriously subverting what the world would have us believe as the way things will always be to reveal the rich and patchwork beauty of the Kingdom of God.
Of a Church where we are prepared to experience what it's like on the margins sometimes, for is that not where Christ dwells? With the poor, the voiceless, the less-than, the so-called disqualified, the misfits?
Of a Church where we are willing to listen to the feminists, the complementarians, the outspoken, the timid, the fiery passionate, the contemplative, those who weep and those who laugh as Sarah laughed as she surveyed the workings of the miraculous Spirit of God – knowing deep in our bones that we are all glorious mish-mash of these things, anyway. That we are a people who know that the key to Life is holding all the tensions in our souls, the light and the dark, and moving forward anyway.
I dream of a Church it would be normal to hear analogies in the pulpit about a Creation groaning and longing for redemption as a woman groans in childbirth alongside metaphors of warfare and battle. I dream of learning from those women who know what it is to wait, to swell, to groan, to birth new life – as we all birth the Spirit of God.
I dream of a Church where our eyes are wide open and we love one another – all of one another.
I hope because I believe the Church is the bride of Christ. That we are deeply, perfectly loved. That we are being daily rescued and our wounds kissed better by a mothering, fathering God, over and over and over.
I hope because I believe that God made us in His/Her image – male and female we are created. That we are all stamped with the very image of our mothering, fathering God who is neither male nor female. Who is not not male or female. Who is beyond our wildest imaginings and who we cannot contain. Who is daily letting us in on a prophetic kind of imagination which will enable us to re-imagine the way we love and serve and lead one another in the Church.
I hope because I see we women rising alongside brothers to prophetically usher in the Kingdom of God, causing darkness to flee. I see those causing holy disruptions at polite church meetings to remind us to watch our alienating jargon. I see men prompting women to lead, to speak, to play their part. And I see women stop waiting for permission and rolling up their sleeves anyway – organically gravitating together to pray, to wash one anothers' feet, to tell our stories, to add our unique voices to the current narrative.
Because our voices – all our voices – they matter. We each have something to reveal to one another about the heart of our God. And oh my Lord, it is uncomfortable. There is so much hurt that sometimes we don't even know how to look one another in the eye – it seems easier somehow to localise the 'camps', to be satellites who operate separately and come together for corporate worship.
I hope because I know that we have it in us to take intentional steps towards change and not use our words as shields to cover our convenient inaction: we are the beloved, the children, the bride of a God who is out there beyond all our known ways of doing things in the wilderness showing us how to set the patchwork table already – and oh what a feast it will be – but who comes back for us over and over, never failing to call us towards redemption. Always, always redemption.
Abba, Mama God – teach us how to find you in discomfort and difference. To lay down our defences and allow ourselves to be vulnerable, to learn from one another as opposed to always expecting that we should feel comfortable and be heard. Would you empower women and men to work together for equality and for justice. Teach us to be people who listen.
And oh, Lord, take away the sense of shame of the ones who feel their spirits stirring voraciously and inconveniently for these things. May you stir up holy passion. Pour out your healing spirit upon hurting hearts and damaged relationships. Empower those who feel disqualified and work in our hearts that we may all play our intentional part in inviting each other to sit at your freedom table. Teach us how to move towards each other as we move towards you. Always towards you, Jesus.
Very well written Naomi! I do relate even though it challenges some of my 'traditional' paradigms, and I sense a true spirit of humility and hunger for God in your writing. Very refreshing. Have also enjoyed your earlier posts. Love and prayers…looking forward to seeing you in June. We would love to come to England but won't be possible this time😒. Your soon to be Uncle Ken and Auntie Shirley!


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ANOTHER FALSE PROPHECY BY JOSEPH SMITH
By Ken Silva pastor-teacher on Feb 6, 2013 in Current Issues, Features
A couple years ago I posted a series about the false prophecies of LDS founder Joseph Smith, conclusively demonstrating that he was not a prophet of God.
Well, I came across another one I want to share. Sarah Scott, in a letter to her mother and father dated 22 July 1844, stated:
Joseph also prophesied on the stand a year ago last conference that he could not be killed within five years from that time; that they could not kill him till the Temple would be completed, for that he had received an unconditional promise from the Almighty concerning his days, and he set Earth and Hell at defiance; and then said, putting his hand on his head, they never could kill his Child.But now that he is killed some of the Church say that he said: unless he gave himself up. My husband was there at the same time and says there was not conditions whatever, and many others testify to the same thing." ((Cited in "Cultures in Conflict: A Documentary History of the Mormon War in Illinois," by John E. Hallwas and Roger D. Launius, p. 257))
And yet Mormons still believe Smith was a prophet!
THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS VS. THE GOSPEL
THE "JESUS" OF MORMONISM
FOUNDER OF THE MORMON CHURCH JOSEPH SMITH SPEAKS…


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La Sunbeam 1000 HP detta Mistery o The Slug è stata una automobile da record di velocità costruita nel 1926 dalla britannica Sunbeam Car Company di Wolverhampton. È stata la prima auto a superare le 200 miglia orarie.

Caratteristiche tecniche

La macchina disegnata da Jack Irving era stata soprannominata "Slug" termine inglese dal doppio significato, proiettile di grosso calibro ma anche lumaca, quest'ultimo ironicamente attribuitogli per l'originale design aerodinamico, con una carrozzeria che avvolgeva interamente la vettura, caratterizzata dal muso arrotondato e da una lunga coda, affusolata e discendente.

Era dotata di due motori V12 Sunbeam Matabele di derivazione aeronautica di 22444 cm³ (1367 c.i.) ciascuno, in precedenza utilizzati su imbarcazioni veloci. Sebbene la denominazione fosse "1000 HP" la potenza reale di ogni motore era stimata poco oltre i 450 CV per una potenza complessiva di circa 900 CV. I motori erano sistemati longitudinalmente sul telaio, uno davanti è l'altro dietro al posto del pilota. Il motore anteriore veniva avviato ad aria compressa e metteva in moto quello posteriore collegato tramite un sistema a frizione meccanica che veniva bloccata una volta che i due motori erano sincronizzati. La trasmissione avveniva con un cambio a tre marce collegato ad un albero con due ruote dentate che trasmettevano la spinta alle ruote posteriori tramite due catene.
Le ruote a raggi montavano gomme di 35 x 6 pollici ed erano garantite per resistere circa tre minuti e mezzo alla massima velocità.
Le sospensioni erano a balestre semiellittiche e i freni a tamburo sulle quattro ruote erano dotati di servofreno a depressione.

Il record
Il Maggiore Henry Segrave aveva già stabilito il record di velocità terrestre a 245 km/h, alla guida della Sunbeam Tiger, il 21 marzo del 1926, record superato il mese successivo dal pilota Parry Thomas.
Poco prima del nuovo tentativo del 1927 Segrave venne a conoscenza della morte di Parry Thomas, che nel tentativo di riaggiudicarsi il record, nel frattempo di nuovo superato da Malcolm Campbell, rimase decapitato dalla rottura della catena di trasmissione e non nascose le sue perplessità sulle soluzioni tecniche della 1000 HP, con il posto di guida situato tra i due enormi motori e vicino alla trasmissione, ma si adeguò.

Il nuovo record venne stabilito il 29 marzo 1927 a Daytona Beach, raggiungendo la velocità di 203,79 miglia orarie pari a 327,98 km/h. Il record resistette per quasi un anno prima di essere di nuovo battuto da Malcolm Campbell, ma Irving e Segrave non si arresero e lo riconquistarono nel 1929 con una nuova vettura, la Golden Arrow.

L'ultima apparizione in movimento della vettura avvenne in una dimostrazione sul circuito inglese di Brooklands, a bassa velocità e utilizzando un solo motore. È attualmente conservata al National Motor Museum di Beaulieu, donata al museo dalla Sunbeam nel 1958.

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Home » Celebrities » Paul Mescal spotted grabbing coffee with Angelina Jolie after Phoebe Bridgers 'split'
Paul Mescal spotted grabbing coffee with Angelina Jolie after Phoebe Bridgers 'split'
Paul Mescal has been spotted on what appears to be a coffee date with A-lister Angelina Jolie.
Paul, 26, is currently starring in the theatre adaptation of A Streetcar Named Desire in London, which Maleficent star Angelia recently went to see at the Almeida theatre.
The Normal People actor is starring as Stanley in the play which dramatises the experiences of Blanche DuBois. It also features Killing Eve season four star Anjana Vasan as Stella.
Unlikely duo Paul and Angelina were seen chatting at the theatre cafe over a post-show coffee, joined by Angelina's 16 year old daughter Shiloh.
They appeared to be the only ones in the cafe as they casually chatted to one another over a drink.
In the snap obtained by MailOnline, Paul cut a casual figure in a red tee while Angelina, 47, wore a black jacket with her brunette tresses down and partly held back with a clip.
Meanwhile, her lookalike daughter Shiloh appeared to be dressed for London's colder climes and could be seen wearing a white knitted hat.
The pair's meet-up comes after Paul is said to have called time on his relationship with Motion Sickness songstress Phoebe Bridgers.
They confirmed their romance in 2021, with them going on to spark engagement speculation last year.
However, fans of the duo have since questioned if they've called it quits after Phoebe, 28, was seen "flirting" with comedian Bo Burnham.
The singer later added fuel to the fire after speaking candidly about heartbreak.
Appearing on Amelia Dimoldenberg's Chicken Shop Date last month, the 28 year old shared her top tips for getting over a break-up and what heartbreak has taught her over the years.
Phoebe said: "You just have to do it, and it's going to end at some point, but you can't make it end. That's my thing."
Amelia, 28, then asked what heartbreak had taught the singer, to which she responded: "I think if I had figured that out, I wouldn't be making music still."
Paul and Phoebe's relationship started like many now do – online, after Paul started following Phoebe on Instagram during the 2020 lockdown.
Describing Paul as the "cute boy from Normal People", Phoebe told NME: "I got a little pitter-patter in my heart when I saw [that he had followed me]."
The pair went on to do an Instagram Live together, where Paul told her: "I think it's well documented that I love your music."
Phoebe replied: "Well, that makes me blush."
After the Instagram Live ended, the couple reportedly stayed online chatting for hours, as they realised they could possibly go on to be more than friends.
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3rd Stimulus check, child tax credit can't come soon enough for Chicago families
By Leah Hope
Child tax credit can't come soon enough for Chicago families
CHICAGO (WLS) -- Stimulus checks are now on the way to millions of Americans. One of the most consequential provisions of President Biden's plan is the expansion of the child tax credit.
The enhanced portion of the credit will be available for individual tax filers with annual incomes up to $75,000, heads of households making up to $125,000, and couples making up to $150,000 a year.
Click here to check out our stimulus check calculator to see how much you could be eligible for under this plan.
"My internet off, my cable off, my kids can't even do their remote learning right now," Englewood mother Sheila Lowery said.
Lowery knows about the news of help for families coming from the federal government, but getting it that help can't come soon enough.
SEE ALSO | Child tax credit: Some families to receive direct $300 monthly payments per child starting in July
The American Rescue Plan includes an increase in the Child Tax Credit from $2,000 to $3,600 for each child under 6 or $3,000 for older children.
And those parents eligible will get a tax credit payment in advance of $300 per child per month from about July- December.
"To the degree that we can provide direct assistance so they can get the items they need, this money will be essential," said Dorri McWhorter, President and CEO of YWCA Metropolitan Chicago. She said the tax credits help now, but the government needs to find a way to modernize access.
SEE ALSO | 3rd stimulus check: Tax filing impact, the child tax credit and other FAQs
"We do need to rethink the technology model and how we have people access those funds as quickly as the technology already allows us to do," she said.
Lowery said she will get help with WiFi access from her kids' school, but her struggle continues until those federal credits come her way.
"I just hope things will get better for me to take care of my kids the way I want to take care of my kids," she said.
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The Man Who Loved Not Wisely But At Least Twice
by Vanderleun on December 1, 2017
Watch out! You might get what you're after.
Cool baby! Strange but not a stranger.
I'm an ordinary guy,
Burning down the house!
— Talking Heads
Call him "Carl."
Many, many years ago I founded and ran my second magazine in San Francisco. In time, I sold my share out to my partner and, flush with cash for the first time in my life, decided to move to New England with my then live-in love whom I shall always think of as "The Socialite." The Socialite's family was one of the 500 and, although fallen on hard times, they retained their position within high Eastern society because of their illustrious name. Their family seat was in Newport, Rhode Island, and The Socialite would, years later, live there with her husband and their daughters. I think about her from time to time and saw her once five years ago. She'd turned into her mother — slim, patrician, and slightly nuts.
But this is not about her, or those white nights, or even the oh-so-social summers at Bailey's Beach. This is about Carl, the most unwise lover I ever met. I'm telling you about him because by doing so it makes me feel less stupid about love and that's a feeling that's far too rare for me these days.
When the Socialite and I moved back to New England, we rented the oldest farmhouse and grounds in Litchfield, Connecticut. Litchfield is a Norman Rockwell village that is more of a Norman Rockwell village than Norman Rockwell's village.
Our house had no street number. Our house, about a mile out of Litchfield Center, was simply called "Wolfpit Farm." It was an immense house of some six bedrooms upstairs and two down with a parlor and dining room and large open kitchen. Attached to this large house was the original structure; a squat 17th century post-and-beam antique with two stories crammed into about 15 feet. This made each floors ceiling come in at about 6 feet four inches. People were smaller then so I assume this didn't crowd them.
Carl, the unwise lover, was already living in this colorful but squat structure. His ceilings were 6 feet 4 inches and Carl stood 6 feet 6 inches, an updated and somewhat dazed Ichabod Crane. Every time Carl stood up in his house he had to squat down and shamble from room to room. He had to be especially careful when going through the doors of his place since they were shorter still.
His living area, much smaller than ours, shared one wall with us in the kitchen. As a result, every so often when Carl became a bit too rushed, we'd hear a thump and a muffled curse as Carl missed his stoop level going from room to room and his forehead collided with the top of the door.
This usually happened after happy hour in the Village on Fridays.
"Thump!" "Jesus! Oh, Jesus! Arrrr!"
In those days I don't recall ever seeing Carl without a Band-Aid or a scab right in the middle of his forehead. He was permanently in recovery from beam collision.
He was also in recovery from his desire, like George Costanza, to be an architect as well as a divorce. The two were not at all unrelated, as I shall now relate.
Carl was not an architect. He was a small town school-teacher as was his high school sweet heart whom he married while in college. She too loved the idea of being an architect, but would never be one. She had some small skills in art but no concept of calculus. Together they loved each other and the idea of modern architecture. Together, upon their marriage, they determined to build one of the finest modern homes in Litchfield as a monument to their love. They both wanted a great house more than anything else in the world. More than, even, children.
In the confused thinking common to those who value things above all else in this life, the Carls ran the numbers. They found that they could, on two (maximum) salaries as small town school teachers, afford either a really great modern house of substance or children. Not both.
Carl later claimed to be sort of ambivalent about this. He wanted kids and probably wanted the great house too. His wife was not at all ambivalent when she talked to him about it. It was a house, house, house. Full stop. Period. Kids had no place in her fantasy. And what's more, she told him, they needed to be sure.
Solution? She could get her tubes tied or Carl could get a vasectomy. They discussed it and came to the typical marital compromise. Carl conceded and would get the vasectomy. It was, his wife pointed out, much cheaper than her getting her tubes tied. After which they could be secure in their building of the finest modern home known to Litchfield in the mid 1970s.
Land was not an issue since Carl's father owned vast acreage around the town given over to apple orchards. As a wedding present, he gave the lovebirds a prime ten acre building site and enough money to retain the architect. In those days, the bankers were still local as was Carl's family and they secured the financing quite smoothly. The wife brought little to the marriage except the expectation of a fine house and a vasectomy.
Carl married her, they both signed for the loan, retained the architect, went on a honeymoon, and came back to their jobs as school teachers and the beginning of the building of their dream house.
Carl used Spring break that year to get and recover from his vasectomy which was, in the mid 1970s not quite the well-worn and somewhat painless procedure it is today. At bottom it was the same in effect. An incision is made in the man's scrotum and a tube that conveys live sperm to the penis is snipped and sewed shut. You still can have good sex, but you are firing blanks. The recovery now is mostly benign. A little discomfort for a day or so and then some careful weeks and you are good to go. Back then it was slightly more painful for quite a bit longer. But Carl was doing it for a house and for love. He had not heard the phrase "Faustian Bargain," but he'd learn.
Love, as all men and women learn, is often only for a season, but a mortgage is for 30 years. The Carls worked with their architect and even got some of their more grandiose visions incorporated into the house. A spiral staircase running the three floors made of brushed aluminum. A three story atrium of ground to roof windows in which plants that never got closer to New England than the Amazon Rain Forest would thrive in all seasons. A slate roof. Copper gutters. Open. Edgy. It was the talk of the town. And then the talk was all over town.
It seemed that one of the brawny men who came to install the slate roof and put up the copper gutters had a smooth way of talking and a very big hammer. He also had a strange attraction to Mrs. Carl. It was an attraction that was, it would seem, returned numerous times on the job site and in the apple orchard. It was, in short, a new an unexpected love for Mrs. Carl. Whatever the roofer had it was powerful since, within a month of the completion of the Most Modern Home in Litchfield, Mrs. Carl ran off with the roofer to points far west and left him with a note, a huge house, a jumbo mortgage, and one teacher's salary with which to service it.
I won't go into the emotional train-wreck that ensued in the wake of her betrayal and abandonment except to say it was everything you are thinking and more. I don't know what happened to her. As far as I know nobody does. She exits stage west with a roofer with a large hammer. Fare well and God bless.
Carl had to stay behind, sell — or rather give away — the house since nobody around could be found to buy the Most Modern House in Litchfield for anything close to what it had cost to build. The 3-story atrium emptied heating oil into the New England winters like a supertanker that had been blown in two on the high seas. The slate roof, probably because one of the roofers had been distracted, had a tendency to develop a new leak onto the white shag wall-to-wall after every weekly ice-storm. It was a pale, pale elephant of a dream and Carl was going down with it.
He sold and took about a $75,000 loss. His family had been local for generations so bankruptcy was not discussed. His father was too upset with losing 10 acres of land to people from out of town to help Carl with his folly for at least a year.
So Carl took the hit and moved from owning the house of the Most Modern and High Ceilings in Litchfield to renting the house of the Most Antique and Low ceilings in Litchfield. If it was Friday it was: "Thump!" "Jesus! Oh, Jesus! Arrrr!"
But, in spite of it all, Carl still believed that somewhere out there in the world love was waiting for him.
And he set out to find it.
I don't know when the idea to travel around the world with a smile, shoeshine and rucksack occurred to Carl, but once it did he set about planning for it ruthlessly. I imagine he thought that finding love was a matter of Brownian Motion — if you just ramble around enough you're bound to bump into the right thing. He failed to see how rare real love is and how easily it is discarded once obtained. Romantics tend to love not others, but romance itself. And when the "romance" fades they can't move to a higher, deeper love, but only on to the next incident in a long chain of catastrophe tarted up into cheap opera. Like Carl's wife, they're off moving on to the next big adventure. Their perfect defense is that they don't have to taste the fruits of their desertion.
Carl determined to learn, at least, this lesson. The key, he thought, is in motion that takes you far away. And the farthest away you could get, he reasoned, was to go around until you got back where you started. He made meticulous arrangements for a year long voyage. Got the addresses and contacts from friends and family to their friends and families in at least 15 countries. Got the books. Got the maps. He even dated a local travel agent to get some advice and discounts. He was honest about this and she didn't mind, love 'em and ticket 'em was her motto.
Having lived in Litchfield all his life, Carl had a lot of friends and we invited over 250 to his send-off party at Wolfpit Farm. It was a superb bash with a lot of toasts to maps and globes and the start of a great life adventure. The last guests left at dawn with Carl in an airport limo we'd all chipped in to get him. It got to Kennedy International and the sendoff continued. In those innocent days it went on until the final boarding call was made and Carl kissed and hugged everyone and took the evening plane to London, the first stop on Carl's Round-the-World Tour. Bon Voyage!
About ten days later, The Socialite had gone to New York to see her mother and I was alone at Wolfpit Farm. I came down from my studio and into the kitchen around sunset to make a cup of coffee and consider the evening cheese and fruit plate. I was bustling about in the kitchen when, suddenly, "Thump!" "Jesus! Oh, Jesus! Arrrr!"
Carl was back and before I could even begin to think what that could mean he was knocking on my door.
We sat down for coffee and he filled me in on the miracle that had happened to him.
His plane had landed at Gatwick and he'd gotten to his small hotel in Kensington early in the morning. That day had been spent on the tube and on buses just taking in the sights and sounds and smells of the familiar yet always strange city of London. At around six in the evening, exhausted from the trip and the day, he made his way back to his hotel and went into the small pub next door. He took a pint and sat down at one of the tables and looked about. Sitting at the next table was a gamine and gorgeous woman who smiled at him. He smiled back and said "Hi."
"You're a Yank," she observed and picked up her beer and sat down next to him.
Two days later, they admitted to each other they were in love. Four days later they were even more in love. A day after that they'd determined they would marry and live in the Norman Rockwell village of Litchfield happily ever after. There were some visa and other diplomatic issues so Carl agreed to come back first so he could get a place ready for them.
"This place won't do," he said. "We'll need at least three bedrooms."
"Three?"
"For sure. She's got two daughters by her first marriage."
"Don't you think all this is, ah, a little sudden?"
"Sure. But when you've found the real thing, why wait for your life to begin? You have to grab love when it comes along."
And so it was written and so it was done.
The house was found and Carl rented and furnished it. In time the woman came with her two daughters — who were very cute but tended to have some problems with discipline. The woman was not really a hit with the village and the family who were, to say the least, suspicious of her motives even though she was invariably polite, amusing and charming. All in all, they settled in well enough.
Somewhere about this time, I'd gotten my first important magazine job in New York City and I'd given up my rambling place at Wolfpit Farm. I spoke to Carl on the phone, and always received a glowing report on how happy the four of them were, and it was only a question of time before they'd take the final step and get married. But the calls tailed off as the calls do, and for a number of months I heard little from Carl but wished him well in his new life. He deserved a little happiness.
I was in my garden duplex on East 86th street when his call came.
"Hey, I've got a favor to ask."
"You in trouble, Carl?" With Carl it was always best to ask that first.
"Not at all, not at all. We're going to get married very soon now."
"Great news," I said, knowing through the grapevine that there had been some unexplained delay in the marriage plans.
"And, there's better news," Carl said. "We're going to have children."
"Oh?" Thinking of the vasectomy Carl had gotten at age 23 in order to 'finance' the Most Modern House in Litchfield. "Don't you already have her two girls?"
"She wants to have one that's ours, ours alone. I've looked into it and it is possible to reverse a vasectomy. They just go in and sew the tubes back together. Once that's done she says she'll be ready for the wedding."
I had a few thoughts about there possibly being a more ulterior motive for a woman who was not a natural born American wanting to have a child with him, but I kept them to myself. You never liked to disappoint Carl when he was in one of his believing moods.
"The only problem is that money's tight and the operation is expensive. I can afford it but not the hospital stay afterward and the doctor says I can't take a three hour car trip for at least three days after the operation. I want to know if I can recuperate at your place. I won't take up any space and I won't be any trouble."
"Sure," I said. After all, how much trouble could it be? We confirmed times and dates and I assured him I'd be home to help him out as soon as the hospital released him.
"Do you want me to come pick you up?"
"Don't be silly. I'll just take a cab. It only about 20 blocks."
The day came and I left work early in order to be there for Carl. The Socialite wasn't pleased but she said she could put up with it.
At about four in the afternoon, my doorbell rang. I went to the building entrance and greeted…. a taxi driver.
"You Van der Loin? Get out here. You're pal's all messed up and I ain't gonna be cleaning out my cab. It's gonna take two of us."
What I saw in the back of the taxi gave new meaning to the phrase "pillow-biter." Carl was essentially immobilized in a hospital smock and perched on a pile of purloined pillows. It is hard to imagine how a man can sit in a cab and not sit down, but Carl was managing this feat of levitation. What he could not manage was movement. The jouncing ride over the Manhattan potholes had frozen him in a sitting, but not sitting position. A sphere of bandaging beneath his waist was the reason.
In those days, long before the more bizarre realms of body modification that have been achieved in this blighted era, you would not have thought it possible for a normal man's scrotum to swell to the size of a grapefruit, but that was what Carl, in his quest for perfect love, was sporting.
The cabby and I carried him, very gingerly, into my duplex and deposited him, oh so gently, on the large sofa that was to be the center of his realm for the next three days. I've never known a deeper sense of empathy nor a deeper gratitude that I was not the man I beheld. I'd like to say I felt his pain, but the truth was that here was a pain I never wanted to feel.
He rolled onto his back and lay there, forehead bathed in sweat, gazing blankly at the ceiling. I paid off the cabby, who was only too glad to be rid of this fare and he was off.
Carl, pale — very pale — glanced down at his bandaged nether regions. "Ice," he croaked. "Lots and lots of crushed ice."
Getting and fetching and crushing ice for Carl's reverse vasectomy was to be my role for most of the next few days. I told him right up front that there would be no application service. He'd have to do some things for himself.
The Socialite was kind to Carl and even kinder to me. There were no "I-told-you-so's" spoken, but her long suffering looks were all it took for me to get the message.
Three days later, Carl, still tender said some profound thank you's and hobbled off to the cab that would take him to the train and back into the arms of his soon-to-be-loving wife.
We shook hands at the curb and he got, still with a lot of care, into the cab.
I never saw him again.
But I did hear, a few months later, what happened next.
Carl recovered from the ordeal of the reverse vasectomy. In a week or two it didn't hurt and full sexual function had returned. Sadly, since the operation then was much more crude than it is today, the sperm function did not return. There would be love making but no baby making.
It didn't take long for the English woman to decide that she was not going to get everything that she wanted from Carl after all. The wedding was called off, and she announced that she and her daughters were going back to England. Carl was not invited.
He was a good sport about it. He bought their tickets, helped them pack, and even ironed some blouses for the girls just before he drove them to Kennedy to say farewell. He still loved this little artificial family. It was his family even as it was blowing him off.
They parted at the plane and Carl drove back to his now empty three-bedroom house in Litchfield.
As Carl came up the last hill and into the little valley where the house was, he noticed a plume of smoke rising over the trees. When he got over the hill he saw the trucks of the Litchfield Fire Department pouring water onto the smoldering ruins of his house.
Later it was determined that the cause of the fire was an iron that was left plugged in and had fallen, probably when someone slammed the door, into a hamper of clothes.
After that, the years rolled on and the city came to claim me and I lost track of Carl. I still don't know what happened to him, but I like to think that somehow he got a third chance to love and that he took it, and that he was, maybe, wiser at last.
All it would have taken was one good woman.
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MMinLamesa December 1, 2017, 5:07 AM
That was quite the well told tale.
I did get some unpleasant twinkles from my…nether regions reading the description of Carl making it back to your place.
John The River December 1, 2017, 7:22 AM
Kudos to my father for the one piece of advice he ever gave me "Don't fall through the head of your dick."
W Barna December 1, 2017, 8:19 AM
Mr Vandy, this story was quite entertaining, in a leg-crossing, groin-protecting sort of way! When a man starts thinking with his "little head" rather than his "big head", fiasco is surely his destiny. If you'll keep on telling tales, I'll keep on enjoying them! Thank you!
Fuel Filter December 1, 2017, 12:55 PM
My post didn't come through. Tried twice.
I had a vasectomy in '83. The operation was done well. Or so I thought.
Two days later my balls started hurtin' something terrible. Scrotum the size of an orange.
I self-diagnosed it as an infection. Had to call the Dr for some antibiotics but it was after-hours on a Friday and he wasn't answering the pages his service was sending him so I had to go to the ER, wait for about 6 hours (the drunks that come out to drive Fri night take their toll), get the DX and pay up the nose at the hospital pharmacy—I was self-employed at the time—go to the store, get a five pound bag of ice and drive home. And yeah, had to pay cash for all of it.
And yeah, it did get to the size of grapefruit fer sure. Swelling didn't go down for about 6-7 days, pain galore. The ER doctor wouldn't give me pain meds, the bastard.
The worst of it, in the long run, was getting what's called a spermatiseal (sp?) on my right nut. Felt like blueballs on one side. Thought I had contracted testicular cancer and freaked out for weeks. The lump was the size of a large almond. Another trip, this time to a urologist, who DXed me with the aforementioned problem.
I still live with it and it still hurts like hell sometimes. Quit wearing jockey shorts (I despise boxers) most of the time. Sometimes wake up in the middle of the night in pain.
Anyone out there that's considering a vasectomy, be goddamned sure you walk out with an RX for antibiotics.
Dink Newcomb December 1, 2017, 3:39 PM
For a few years either side of 1980, I had a valued friend who was "a catch" and never really had problems getting women. His problem was what I called a well developed "slut radar" which would lead him by his unit OVER the bodies of eager, intelligent, loving, hard working women to the least promising bimbo in the rooms where we spent so many hours in those days. He finally married a rather unattractive southern country woman with a Gomer Pyle NC accent that disturbed even me, an SC country boy. She was nothing special but they got along until Nancy imported her sister and very young niece to live with them. The sister was 24 carat, hair follicles to athlete's foot fungus, premium grade A trash who disrupted their lives and eventually got sent back to Charleston to live with their Mother, a cancer afflicted tired and confused old lady who supported a number of adult children who did not work but stole her wages for pocket cash. A couple months later the sister implored them to take her child which had become most inconvenient. They took the child and at Nancy's constant nagging, adopted it. My friend, a flawed with execrable taste but otherwise a kind generous man finally agreed because his wife could not have kids and what else was a housewife to do?
Yep, 4-5 months later, Nancy decided true love was in the arms of the new lesbian in the neighborhood who ran off with her to live in the mountains of Kentucky leaving John as a clueless single father with the newly adopted niece that she wanted so badly.
Continue on several more years with what you expect and my friend has become a shell of whom he once was until ANOTHER model of plain (think well used 1960 VW beetle parked for 25 years along the back fence in the junkyard today) woman with a hard to listen to SC good ol' boy accent BUT with a heart the size of that VW has moved in and taken over my friend and his now rebellious pre-teen daughter. Men, women, despite all the rhetoric, they absolutely have one thing in common– they are human– born in sin and kicked out of Eden! Life can really suck at times but some people actually do eventually find what they need and actually become a wiser version of the happy, innocent youngster they once were!
Nori December 1, 2017, 7:58 PM
Carl's story is poignant, and expanded (physically painfully) by Fuel Filter. Dink Newcomb sketches out the Brave New Woman World of Womyn you better avoid unless you like being broke, broke, and saddled with either children who are not your own, or deprived of the ones who are.
Fuel Filter December 2, 2017, 6:55 AM
I apologize for the triple post. I kept refreshing the page but it didn't show.
Lo and behold, today they were all there. Sorry.
Vanderleun December 2, 2017, 8:27 AM
Sometimes the spam filter catches something and throws the comment into moderation. It has to do with a word catalogue that the spam filter generates and one that evolves. Comments caught in moderation have to wait for me to manually approve them.
Management regrets this glitch.
Fixing it now.
Bob December 2, 2017, 10:14 AM
I love this story and ruminate about it and Carl from time to time since I first read it here 4 or 5 years ago. A well told and entertaining cautionary tale that has to be developing, by now at least, an urban-legend status among your fans. If you've written more like this, please share.
James December 2, 2017, 8:33 PM
We called him John Bill. His given name was Bill, but when he moved to our little east of Eden community on the barren plains of West Texas it was misunderstood that his name was John. After several weeks of being addressed as such, he finally said "my name is Bill", but it was too late, he was forevermore known as "John Bill". He was an older gentleman, well into his 70's and was confined to a wheelchair because of multiple surgeries for degenerative discs. As I got to know him better, I marveled at the twisted and convoluted winds that blew him into our lives, such is fate, or maybe the Grace of God. He was truly a blessing to all who encountered him, with a huge beaming smile and a rich hearty laugh, and when he joined us in our little church for worship he was embraced by all. He became a regular at Sunday service, and with a wonderful baritone voice soon joined the chorus that was accompanied by a slightly off key piano played by a wonderfully talented lady nearing her eighth decade. I got quite close to him through the years and would drop by his little house almost weekly to visit, and bring him a meal that my wife made for him. My own dad had recently passed away, and he was a source of encouragement and inspiration to me. He was a bachelor and doted on his three little wiener dogs and they loved him with the unrequited love that only dogs can give. I never saw him frown, never heard a complaint, even with a leaky valve in his heart to go along with the bad back. His sunny disposition and faith in God always brightened my day after one of our visits. I asked him one day if he had ever been married and with a big grin he said yes, five times! But really only three because the first and last were to the same woman! I asked why in the world did he marry the same one twice? He just laughed and said " she told me she had changed"! He had one estranged son with the first and last wife, so me and the dogs were his family so to speak. I was honored to be one of the six that carried him to his last resting place. I'm a better man for having known him and still smile as I recall his tales of his "five wives".
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The Shetland football team represents the islands of Shetland, Scotland, in association football. It is not a member of FIFA or UEFA and is therefore not eligible to enter the World Cup or the European Championships. The team regularly competes in the Island Games, which it won in 2005, and has a strong rivalry with the representative team of Orkney. This representative team should not be confused with Shetland FC, which was formed as a separate entity to compete during the mainland's winter season cup competitions - despite being separate entities, the teams share management staff and squad of players.

Venues
Shetland normally play their home matches at Gilbertson Park (capacity unknown, highest attendance approximately 5,000, sometimes referred to as "the Gibbie") in Lerwick. Some matches, particularly friendlies, are occasionally played elsewhere, often at Seafield (Lerwick) or Harbison Park (Whalsay). They sometimes go on tour to play pre-season friendlies against Highland League clubs in July.

Competitions
Beginning in 1929, Shetland played biennial matches against the Faroe Islands. These were initially played for the Adam Shield (donated by a Glasgow shipbuilding firm) and later for the North Atlantic Cup. The logistics of this required a 14-hour trip by boat trip and a week-long stay for the visiting team. The last such friendly was played in 1990, the same year that the Faroes joined UEFA.

Shetland are neither a national team nor do they participate in league competitions, so they do not have many regular games.

However, more recently, they have entered some of the cup competitions organized by the North Caledonian Football Association.

The latest most noticeable event to take place in Shetland was the 2005 Island Games: many of the group matches were played on pitches all around Shetland, and the final was at Gilbertson Park.

2005 Island Games

Match: Final

Shetland Islands  2 (0) V 0 (0)  Guernsey

Time:  16:00
Date:  Friday 15 July 2005
Venue:  Gilbertson Park

Group 1 matches

Current squad
This is the squad that competed at the 2020 Milne Cup held in Orkney.

Goalkeepers

Erik Peterson (C) (Ness Utd), Adrian Morrison (Whitedale)

Defenders

Andrew Flett (Spurs), Joel Bradley (Celtic), Tomas Smith (Ness Utd), Stuart Copland (Ness Utd), James Farmer (Ness Utd).

Midfielders

Sam Ward (Spurs), Calvin Leask (Thistle), Ronan Grant (Spurs), James Aitken (Celtic), Jack Clubb (Celtic), John Allen (Scalloway), Lewis Harkness (Spurs).

Forwards

Greg Tulloch (Whitedale), Paul Molloy (Spurs).

Notable players

  Duncan Bray - inducted in University of Southern Indiana Athletic Hall of Fame

Tournament records

Island Games record

N.B. Football was not played at the 2019 games due to lack of pitches in Gibraltar. A replacement tournament was held in Anglesey where the side came 4th.

North Atlantic Cup
Note: 2 points for a win era.

Milne Cup
Including Kirkwall vs. Lerwick

 61 Milne Cup wins

Mitchell and Sutherland Shields

Mitchell Shield

 9 Mitchell shields wins

Sutherland Shield

 2 Sutherland Shield wins

Selected International opponents
Last update: 26 July 2009

Honours
Island Games:
Champions: 2005
North Caledonian F.A.
Jock Mackay Cup:
Winners: 2014–15

References

External links
Shetland matches on Roon ba)
Shetlopedia entry on Shetland team
Official Shetland FA Page

European national and official selection-teams not affiliated to FIFA
Amateur association football in Scotland
Sports teams in Scotland
Football in Shetland
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triCalculate 2018 Round-up
Thomas Griffiths
Thanks to our customers across the sell- and buy-side, triCalculate has seen substantial and sustained global growth over the last couple of years. In this blog post we'll round up some key highlights from 2018.
We are proud to have been recognised with several awards in 2018, a testament to the significant investment and development we've made in the triCalculate service. We thank our valued clients for your support.
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Colombia return to the WC with a bang
South Americans mark return after 16-year absence from the World Cup with a 3-0 win over Greece in Brazil 2014.
Sat Jun 14 2014 18:47:34 GMT+0000
Colombia have gone to the top of the group [GALLO/GETTY]
Colombia celebrated their first World Cup appearance since 1998 with a deserved 3-0 win over Greece in a free-flowing display that showed their abundance of attacking talent even without top striker Radamel Falcao.
The South Americans made a blistering start with left back Pablo Amero scoring with a 5th minute deflected shot. Striker Teofilo Gutierrez extended their lead, stabbing home a 58th minute corner, and midfield James Rodriguez added a late third goal to seal the win.
The Group C opener in Belo Horizonte's Estadio Mineirao showed that Colombia remain a force to be reckoned with despite the injury to Falcao, which overshadowed their buildup to the tournament.
Greece had plenty of chances themselves.
In their best opportunity, veteran striker Fanis Gekas hit the bar with a header when it looked easier to score soon after Colombia's second goal.
Vassilis Torosidis put a header just wide, Panagiotis Kone saw a shot well saved and Giorgos Samaras struck just wide for the normally defence-minded Greeks, who were forced to attack after Colombia's early goal.
The result pumped up an already pulsating atmosphere among the majority Colombian crowd. The yellow-decked South American fans were thrilled at seeing their team back at football's top table after being shut out since their great sides of 1990s.
That joy was in evidence after Colombia's first goal, when the players danced together in probably the most joyous celebration so far of the Brazil World Cup.


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I went rogue on the assembly of this dish to accommodate different diets in my household, but I would love to try the layered version (if someone else would make it for me!). For the cake, I froze a bunch of extra slices because like you, I did not need a whole cake to myself.
Fall flavors layered in one hearty dish is a beautiful description for this dish. Who can say no to a simple pound cake. You've perfectly captured the essence of these two.
All those recipes look wonderful, including the sour dough bread.I can imagine the smells in the kitchen when you are baking that. As for the bread soup, we enjoyed it but it does take a lot of time to prepare. The bay leaf cake is a complete winner here, I have made it a total of three times and everyone loves it.
Both your cake and panade look great, but like you, if a recipe is a lot of effort, I either expect the wow factor or I won't make it.
First of all, I LOVE the mini cake :) I have three personal loaf cake tins that I love to use for things like this too – they are so cute and just the right size if you don't need a whole cake. Perfect!
Both of these recipes look great, Betsy, and your experiences mirror ours as well: tasty, but more work than they're worth. I'm so glad that the panade is delicious though!


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Ok, so obviously the current election is my muse for this post. The record-setting turnout for this election here in Austin, particularly among the 18-24 age set, is very exciting. It is also one of the things I LOVE about Austin – we've got spirit, people! We get excited about what's going on, whether it be a football game or presidential election. I love the sense of enthusiam around the city during major events, and even more the fact that the people of Austin get so into it. I know there are many watch parties around the city at bars, restaurants and people's homes. Have fun, everyone!
KVUE has projected Travis County's voter turnout to be 80%!! Way to go, Austinites!!
This is a great point, Brittany. I came from a high school where pep rallies were mistaken for dirges. It took a little getting used to, but I've completely fallen into line. Of course not everyone is all about football or politics or really tolerant of that excitement either, but on the whole, it's pretty cool to live in a city with such energy. I wonder how Austin compares to other young cities… anyone?
Jeff, you should have gone to high school in Texas – we are quite spirited around here!
I dunno, Brittany. I went to middle and high school in Texas, and pep rallies always kinda creeped me out. I mean, take off an hour of class so we can all yell about how great our high school is before a football game? Weird.


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Wreckin' Rams' victory leaves fans confused
The lack of practice time in the games that were played was apparent.
Wreckin' Rams' victory leaves fans confused The lack of practice time in the games that were played was apparent. Check out this story on theadvertiser.com: https://www.theadvertiser.com/story/sports/high-school/football/2017/09/01/acadiana-wreckin-rams-victory-kaplan-pirates-leaves-fans-confused/623200001/
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Acadiana head coach Ted Davidson shouts from the sideline near the end of the Rams' game against Carencro Sept. 16, 2016 in Carencro.(Photo: LEE CELANO/THE ADVERTISER)Buy Photo
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Adonis Singleton (28) from Cecilia takes the handoff as the Cecilia Bulldogs take on the Comeaux Spartans on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Adonis Singleton (28) is hit behind the line of scrimmage for a loss as the Cecilia Bulldogs take on the Comeaux Spartans on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Gabe Ardion (3) of Comeaux takes the handoff from quarterback Tre' Harris (13) on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Donavon Batiste (21) of Comeaux tries to elude the Cecilia Bulldogs defense as the Cecilia Bulldogs take on the Spartans on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Comeaux's Tré Harris (13) runs away from Cecilia pressure during the Spartans' 19-14 win over the Bulldogs at Teurlings Field on Friday. Harris threw a game-winning, 99-yard pass late in the fourth quarter. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Cecilia quarterback Landon Lalonde (14) looks to pass down field on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Lance Williams (2) from Cecilia with the catch and then fumbles the ball allowing the Spartans to recover and score the touchdown in the second quarter on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Cecilia running back Adonis Singleton (28) and the Bulldogs had high hopes going into the 2017 season, but are off to an 0-2 start. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Landon Lalonde (14) of Cecilia is met by the Spartan defense for a loss as the Cecilia Bulldogs take on the Comeaux Spartans on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
Tré Harris (13) of Comeaux tries a jump pass but pulls it back down and is sacked on Friday Sept. 1, 2017. Buddy Delahoussaye/Special to the Advertiser
SCOTT — The 17-12 final score in Acadiana's Week 1 victory over Kaplan has a plethora of area prep fans scratching their heads.
The stat line doesn't do much to satisfy those itches. Acadiana gained 260 yards on the ground to Kaplan's 108. The Rams shut Kaplan out in the first half and held the Pirates to just 40 first-half yards.
The real answers to the head-scratchers lie in mistakes — penalties and turnovers on both sides of the ball by two teams who had very little practice time outside of a few indoor drills. The remnants of Hurricane Harvey made its way to the Acadiana area and forced multiple games to be canceled.
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"It looked like two teams that had practiced in a gym all week," said Acadiana coach Ted Davidson. "We didn't get much real practice. It was such a sluggish feeling. I normally like the grass cut shorter, and we couldn't get on the field to cut, and the humidity was kind of thick. It was one of them 'yuck' nights that we just have to gut out."
The first half saw the Rams get an early touchdown on a 12-play drive that featured zero pass attempts. A typical Acadiana drive, but after that, the scoring was scarce.
Aside from a Kaplan turnover on a high snap that lost 29 yards and gave Acadiana the ball at the Pirates 23-yard line, the Rams struggled to find scoring opportunities. They capitalized on the short field with a Ziggy Francis rushing touchdown, but the Rams couldn't seem to put Kaplan away.
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"It was a slow-paced type of a deal," Davidson said. "We could never get a big play. We were moving the ball up and down the field, but we had some turnovers and made some mistakes and we just couldn't put them away. We let them hang on and they had some short fields and made it close."
Acadiana fumbled deep in its own territory twice in the fourth quarter. The Pirates scored touchdowns on both gifted opportunities, but Kaplan coach Stephen "Tank" Lotief said he thinks the Rams may have let up a bit.
"I think (Davidson) took his foot off the gas pedal, and it kind of caught him a bit," Lotief said. "Moral victories don't count for nothing, and that scoreboard is the only thing that matters."
Lotief admitted he wanted "no part of Acadiana," but said with a little more effort, the outcome may have been different. He said he will be careful to not let "moral victories" get into his team's head.
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"Maybe we're not out of (Acadiana's) league," Lotief said. "The bottom line is, moral victories are nothing. We have to get worried right here. A lot of people are gonna pat us on our back and tell us how good we are, but the bottom line is we are 0-1 and got a lot of work to do."
Davidson said his team will fix the mistakes as it heads into a tough matchup against Ruston next week. Davidson said the defensive effort was superb and if the offense cleans up, the Rams will be fine.
"We didn't put (Kaplan) away," he said. "We lost our composure and turned the ball over. We knew they were gonna scrap like crazy and we got stupid a couple times, but we scrapped defensively. Without those short fields, it's an entirely different game."
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Mad Catz announced an all-new line of S.T.R.I.K.E. professional gaming keyboards, including a S.T.R.I.K.E. with ultra-reliable mechanical keys.
The S.T.R.I.K.E. range is a perfect addition to the Company's recently announced range of G.L.I.D.E. gaming surfaces and R.A.T. mice., forming part of a complete PC eco-system. With two S.T.R.I.K.E. keyboards to choose from, gamers can pick the keyboard that suits their preference and budget.
Armed with Cherry mechanical switches, the S.T.R.I.K.E.4+ is the gamers' new secret weapon. Tested to withstand at least 50 million hits, the Cherry switches provide perfect travel and precision every time. With anti-ghosting featuring on every key, gamers can combine with the powerful F.L.U.X. software, which allows for staggering customization and control over every aspect of the keyboard including individual key lighting and control over the USB report rate. Chameleon RGB Lighting baths the keyboard in 16.8 million colors, fully adjustable and customizable via the F.L.U.X. software and creating a new standard in keyboard lighting.
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If it's a Mad Catz product, then one key on the keyboard will have a weird, annoying extra click to it that will drive you crazy.


Mourinho gets another one over his former club as Manchester United agree a deal for Tiemoue Bakayoko.
Fresh off hijacking Chelsea's Lukaku deal Man United seem set to pile even more misery on Chelsea as they have reportedly agreed a £35million deal with Monaco for French midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko (pictured above).
Bakayoko looked set to complete his move to Chelsea just a couple of days ago. The west London club bringing him in to replace an outgoing Matic but Mourinho and his red devils have pounced yet again. Agreeing a fee that must surely have Conte reeling.
Ex Chelsea striker Romelu Lukaku joined Manchester United at the last minute after making the decision that they were the team for him further rubbing salt in the wounds of Chelsea by announcing "Who would say no to the biggest club in the world?".
Chelsea have had a quiet summer thus far signing Roma defender Antonio Rudiger and free agent Willy Caballero. But knowing Chelsea we should expect there to be plenty more dealings from the current Premier League Champions.