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#525 – Adam & Symon On Gogglebox, Subway & The Genius Bar/
Adam Densten and Symon Lovett join us for Weekend Banter!
Adam & Symon are a duo known for their appearance on hit TV show Gogglebox, and their podcast The Adam & Symon Show.
We chat about auditioning for Gogglebox, Adam's experience at Apple's Genius Bar, and what happened to Symon's car.
On today's episode of The Daily Talk Show, we discuss:
– Symon with a y
– Auditioning for Gogglebox at the pub
– What happened on episode 1 of The Simpsons
– Movember
– Domain names
– Being physiotherapists
– Josh's walking shoes
– The last sub
– Shoppo
– Adam's experience at the Genius Bar
– What happened to donuts in Melbourne
– Adam's morning routine
– Symon's car
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It's the daily Talk Show Episode
525 weekend Banda and we got Adam and Simon in the studio.
Go clap clap clap
people might know you as the Joe from goggle box. Yeah,
I do. I'm not
the joy the joy they were definitely one of them. Yeah, hundred percent were one of them.
Yeah. And the Adam and Simon. Yeah.
Male male joy. Okay.
Yeah, yeah, well the best thing about having Simon as well as that His name is SYMON immediately differentiates himself from us from every single other person in the world. Except for Sandra. Sally's husband. SY. Yeah. And a security guard who works at logins who's also SYMON. Yeah.
How did that How did you find that out? Well, cuz we went to the lucky Wow.
Because we snuck in The longest one year, I think. And then Sandra, Sally came up and said my husband's name is Simon with a y. And their centres are nice to have the nicest person in the whole world. Yeah, she was super nice. And then we all got a photo.
Just go my net my husband Simon. Can we have a photo now? Is that how it went? Or is it
to be more baffled? First? It was like, hey, my husband's name Simon. I'm like, that's
What the hell is going on? Yeah,
I was talking to him and we were both very amazed that we'd met someone else and he's a security guy every year I talked to him we get a photo every year. You got to be in the photo this year. Yeah. This is
your parents have you spoken like the using the YG up in the eye?
Yeah, so yeah, just just because they wanted to
yeah instead was the RNAs that you dead heights people whose
no I hate. You hate it. Yeah.
You hate Simon's with an eye.
Yeah, well, I think Simon with an eyes a bit silly.
Simon's not like a real strong
I know I'm Michael with a with a why
whoa I felt this very American see but that I hate I think
I told him my cow which
I know I can see why
iPhone Melbourne football I am
Yes. Damn yeah
he was the gloves man yeah
I'm worried about this banter is just
show the only thing worse than being on RBT yes is featuring on goggle box where they're watching my wife's cousin. He was on it yes really my eye oh I remember from watching the episode because I didn't know you guys then I hadn't connect the dots. All I remember is him getting called the Malacca Grey cloudy so I don't know if you throw out some molasses as well he was the guy that had the dog in the car right and and then he was just keeping the link to the to the
copper every
complex at the bit punishment that's
the ultimate embarrassment right oh my god
just in case you thought that people weren't or maybe this was slipped through
no no we're gonna put it back on you there yeah we're gonna sling that
will put on a different channel too so more people are gonna say
yeah what do you think the deal is with release forms with that sort of thing like they haven't
heard I
think I heard Josh Gibson more fully chat apparently was late to one of his first trainings and was speeding down the the east and freeway in Melbourne and the correct freeway. Yeah and the West said you were speeding And then they were filming Highway Patrol or something at the time and he had to barrel the camera and say my name is Josh Gibbs and I did not give consent for you to video me on this but did he know to just come out
straight out the gates a monster? What do you think they said man if we can use this unless you Is it like an opt out
sort of thing?
Yeah, you're in. It's on the tables. It's on the table. Nice you tells it's off the time. It's
like border security. You know, you go through Melbourne airport,
as you could be filmed. Must be enough. Did
you do something wrong? Just barrel the camera and be like, man, I was out of density.
For this one.
What do you think about like all the current affairs like the fraudsters? Yeah, surely you'd be like, God, don't use that.
They caught me. We have to use it. It's gonna do right by Tracy.
A lot of people want to be on telly like you guys. Yes. They thought that I'll audition for this show. Yeah, you know what the outcome will be if you get on it.
Yeah, Telly. Is that how What happens you audition?
We're at the pub. We're at the pub. Yeah, we're at turf club in Flemington, which is now apartments. So most that we had a beer at is now no longer and the lady came over with a clipboard was like 10 of us. 10 nights sitting around table. Yep. Haven't been on a Thursday arlow and she said, I'm casting for sharp and listening to you guys for a while. We said first up creepy. Yeah, yeah. You've also got Flipboard Yeah. And she said it was an iPad. 2014 Yeah. And she was lucky. The the I'm casting for show. It's called goggle box. Everyone's like, sounds terrible. And she's like, no, not trust me. It's really good. It's about people watching people watch TV. We said that sounds even worse. Like this is worse
on TV.
Trust me, he's my email, write it down. I'll put in my pocket. We went out that night I woke up in the same pair of pants and asthma and from that day was fishing through my parents and was like, that's that lady's email, text all the boys at the table. They all said No thanks. Except Simon who said I'll do it if you do the word
Yeah, I'm still the admin guy. Male partnership. Yeah. Admins bullshit, isn't
that man I respect that and
send you emails and then and then that you do like a Skype interview and stuff and then it happens. Yeah. Then Then all of a sudden, like
they're in your house. Do you remember what show you were tested on? Did they give you a first show that you had to?
I remember the first one that had the cards? Yeah. And they showed us like a pride flag. And then the next card was Kim Kardashian. Yeah. And the Real Housewives of Melbourne and real housewives the moment and they'll talk about his card, go for it, talk about it and you just go for it.
I said there was no stimulus for most TV shows.
Yeah, or that you are.
I this morning. I downloaded Disney plus a
lot of murmurs. Exit suck. Well, so I mean, if Disney is a sponsor,
wonderful, what is the Disney but I'm also
it's like, think of Netflix. But if Netflix was owned by Disney and just had Disney content which turns out Disney owns everything The Simpsons and stuff and Fox
you just bought it like a Star Wars live action or something. Yeah and they own Star Wars. Yeah,
they own everything. There's a lot of stuff like it's not just like Aladdin and Lion King. That's where the plus comes in.
Yeah, Disney plot. Yeah.
And so and they have like Hannah Montana, which is probably obvious, but they've got a lot of content. Yeah. And so this morning on the Disney Channel. So I got it. I got I have an Apple TV. So I like installed it and all that sort of thing. Yeah. And then I decided to go to episode one season one of The Simpsons. Yes. Right back do it. Do you remember what happened? Didn't see it. So I can't remember anything I used to watch on Fox. I remember like on Saturday night. Some days
I wasn't allowed to watch the Simpsons growing up Really? Yeah Christian upbringing. No because I thought I was Bart Simpson and then I just be a nightmare. It was always on at six o'clock after the news Yeah, so just before dinner and then it's like, I'm like eight my shorts mom
was doubling down because I thought very rare to have access to every season of every show that easily how many seasons after 29 Wow.
I'm home. His voice changed. Yes.
Really weird, but
he went fucked up. Yeah, what the hell?
A lot of the voices are changed
ever come back. I mean, is it still the same guy? 29 years
29. I've noticed Bart's voice is a lot brighter sounding. Anyway, the reason I bring it up is because I've got this Notepad. And what I decided to do was, yeah, people do like morning pages. Yeah, things like that. Like just in the morning, you write down your through
journaling stuff on the channels
that creativity. Yeah. Right.
And so what I was thinking was having some stimulus and learning at the same time. And so I got this, this is a new book. And so because of that, because the thing that I struggled with when I watched it as a kid was I was always envious of the people who could remember it from the symptom. Yeah. And that would be like, Oh, this reminds me of when blah, blah. I haven't I can't remember any of it. Yeah. And I was on my phone, episode one this morning. And I was like, I can't I'm not paying attention. I need a reason to pay attention.
So what do you want Instagram at the same time as
you're watching on your phone.
Now I saw I was watching on appetisers Ali's
while it was on the
call, this is my Simpsons morning routine. And so I just did a little diary. today. I subscribe to Disney Plus, I was excited to watch the Simpsons. As I was watching the episode, when I realised that I was multitask. Asking not taking it all in? How can I make sure I'm more present? My idea create a routine where I watch one old episode and one new episode. In this book I'll write down any learnings along the way. And basic plot. So you said adding from your book in
the middle episode one
by the Yeah, and then they're releasing new ones or is it 2019? And I'm not sure I'm sorry.
I'm just working from Episode 29 if
they're upset episode, season 31
Mr. relation
to the episode 13,600 and something you're starting from end to end and they're still releasing new ones. So you listened to the most recent one available on Disney plus all right to the new ones aren't coming out on Disney, but I'm
guessing they are but they've been sort of because I only see 20 Episodes Season 29 but if you didn't know what happened on episode one, yeah. It's season one episode one Simpsons roasting. An open fire. It's Christmas time, Homer and Marge attend the kids school Christmas performance. Homer finds out he won't be getting a Christmas bonus, but gets a tesser. And when Marge finds out, she uses all of the savings in a jar to have it removed with a laser. Home it can't bring himself to tell the family about the lack of bonus. He goes to a cheap shop to do their Christmas shopping. He then signs up to be a Santa Claus timer is a Santa Barbara and knowing that it's him, sits on his lap and pulls his beard. What do you think of content so guys?
When when did the first episode come out?
Yeah. Nice. 90 1989 1999
and now we're talking about removing tellers with licence was phenomenal.
It's the Simpsons is it's terrible.
Yeah, it's scary.
I just thought it was gonna be president. Oh, that's right. They did. Yeah. I think
we're number two pages. But what
I was gonna say what I like about that is, it's probably get boring from Episode Two onwards in terms of relying on the podcast. But first,
really changes the mode of your first
podcast. first episode of any old school nostalgic show. Yeah, it's quite interesting to understand that was The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. What were the what
happened in first episode, friends episode one. All the big ones. He goes to
Bel Air. Yeah. Yeah. Basically the episode of The storey. Yeah, it's Yeah.
It's the themes. Yeah, definitely.
So you watch it and it's the theme song. And then you watch episode. Yeah, that's just the theme song.
What about that? How that starts, maybe?
It could be called episode was episode. I
could just imagine this apply on it like I could wear a plane hat pilot.
Episode One season one goggle box. 10 not 10 years ago you
cram it. Yeah solid so to you what I'm still a lot ya know anything about behind the same to the show. It's a lot of work that goes in. But that's all I will say. What happens the first episode comes out you think In fact, this woman's told us it's gonna be the best show. Yeah, is it? What did you think when you first watch the Did you watch it with all the eight suckers? That didn't apply? We watched
it. I watched it at home. We watched it together. Yeah,
yeah, we watched it together.
There's an Instagram picture of it.
Because we filmed the season one at Simon's parents house. Yeah, where he lived at the time. He doesn't didn't live with his parents. He live with some older housemates. All the housemates and the younger, a younger guy, his brother. We watched the first episode with them. There's a photo of it from there and we look like we're fifth day.
Yeah, the international version because we got a bunch of international listeners. Yeah. Are there international versions of it? Yeah.
So the UK is the first one style in the UK and that's the biggest day like season 20. I think 2022 and then in America, it's just called on the catch.
But I think I think it's Kane now you've got one in Ireland is when Denmark sort of all over that Europe has just gone like bam. He's an easy cheap format. Let's do this. This for sure.
I like that. I mean, that's a very American name on the couch.
The goggles just let's get on the couch. Yeah,
it wouldn't make any sense. No
one knows what that is. So it hasn't goggles on. Yeah, no, it's
literally Yeah,
there's that. That's interesting. I changed names of films. In raging South America. There's a bunch of there's a few that I can't remember. sandlot
is called The Sandlot kids. Yeah. In Australia. I think just called sandlot. That's lucky
in the morning was better.
Morning was Yeah,
morning was with Rachel.
So this is what's very confusing to watch that whole season over the weekend. Notice that it would change between your title and your titles that will get into the actual show. Yeah, it's called the morning was in Australia because there's a morning show TV show the one that's after sunrise I think yesterday morning show people to be confused with the people that fucking damn best was actually the genuine reason why
they're watching the Morning Show or which one they've
been waiting for the weather. I mean
I can't believe Larry did that.
Even spoken about your
your brother was on the block
correct? twice, twice. And then indeed when I rumble
What the fuck you parents thinking just like Adams now on a reality TV show as well. My loves it.
watch this show man would watch goggle box three times a week. So it gets played on a Wednesday on Fox Thursday on 10. And then she'll watch it on catch up afterwards because mom and dad live in Colorado which is like four hours from him on on the river on New South Wales. Big board is where the nines go for you like a man of the whole term, timber top team mentality in Mansfield, that's
a coral was not the same. It's not the same.
Everyone goes on a summer holiday. At some point it was the birthplace of
Federation, but that's for another
is that where Federation University started organising
the business so that has the meetings in Carla to decide that Australia would become one federated nation why
Cora?
Cora Cora YRRY were the same. So they also there's a town called Kara which gets confused and we got keras hospital because the state government allocated all this money for a hospital to go to Kara and accidentally started building and in Cairo and they'd already put the slide down.
Yes, that's amazing. So what is this where you grew up?
Yeah. So I grew up there till I was 19. I went to school and had to travel in a state every day to go to high school
to listen to him or
him. Yes there. We didn't get sound that was my shepherd. Yeah, yeah. So we just RFM one of 4.4 point nine the board so that was Aubrey
Tanja fade from Aubrey.
Tommy was did radio and
change is a show. I think
I had your brother on the show. Probably. It was what it was.
25th When was your brother? Nice done three reality shows.
Yeah, that would have been probably been a rumble because my 21st birthday I spent at the block open house
shortly after to
reality shows you're just an actor.
Right? Yeah, yeah. Mom watches the show three times a week because she's like, it's like you're in my lounge room.
Yeah, so I don't have to call him or anything but actually get back
Towards the end so when you were saying your bro on TV where you think in fact I'd love to do that but hadn't connected it to the
we actually watched an episode of him he went made a GIFs appeared on the latest season as well so we watched it. Yeah, he's just done cameos so we watched him on there which was the first time we'd seen a clip of him on
yeah see I saw you said he did he believed was having
cameos Have you been on that cameo app if they Marina from cameo? No in contact you know, we got signed up by our mate Ryan john.
Yes. Did you have you done any no we had it was only for free. He said it happened oh and Miss nice haven't left that I've been for free. So we got people asking us to camera.
Yeah, so cameo is is an app for people who are in the public eye. Yes. Like ourselves.
Yes. Yeah.
People can request messages and yeah, so you guys may be like for 100 bucks. I'll send you married.
There's a bunch that have made thousands and thousands of
dogs on and start thinking about it. I just noticed this smoking the Blanton He's like, look at these kameez. Hey dude, Baba send 10 he's made me he's that he's it's a bit silly forgot, like he moves making his money anyway, but there is a bunch of comedians that it plays into their strength. Like, they just talk shit. And they're funny. And so they're just ripping the people off
the same one over and over like you do to someone who's in England and they do wonder someone who's in New York and you can do exactly the same. Yeah.
Well, I feel like Peter Hitchens would be great at it. I think he's doing that shit for free.
He just seems like a lovely guy who would just do your voicemail
to do any I mean, cameo is one of those things it's I can be a bit different. Have you been here to do any kind of endorsement or unusual ship
as is mostly Hey, we're finishing you 12 next week, yeah, can you say congratulations?
I mean, you guys could obviously tell what we're doing November Yeah.
So that's our endorsement.
It suits you guys so well that I didn't even pick up on it.
Yeah, you just been normal.
Yeah. kinda just blending in
yeah mas right along your Simon with the wise Of course you haven't
always been about mental health. I mean, I've just been by the
I think it started is testicular health. Yeah. And then they've kind of pivoted and tacked on Yeah, mental health as they've become more prevalent.
Yeah, just kept the blog sitting around the pub. We're all good most at
good Muslim wallet
and show you guys a nearly target
with a close Yeah, we're very close. So we've One
week to go people are more than welcome to donate. Yeah,
it's mo bro.com forward slash Adam Simon Thanks for
checking theatres and marlboro.com Yes, if there is an adamant song with an honour
yeah and just Adam Simon
Adam Simon JVIU
those guys getting imagine they've
got heaps of cash and
it's the car
we said it to the wrong
Will you be sovereign love it in the world with a Why
not? Well, apparently, because I just got an invite to a meeting at work from another person, like an outside person. I can order what's going on with detailed. So because we consult to this other company and they the person who we consult who sent me an email inviting me to talk about something that I have no idea. I called them and said, like, hey, do you do I need to be at this meeting because it seems very I'm familiar to talk about robotics for know someone who started at work with the same name Simon love it. Wow about the same and everything I don't buy into it too much but I guess there must be someone and then he just talks in SY MLM and then I must be that surely is not the same Simon may not been possible. Have you got you guys got your own.com No, no, just have your.com Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
And the second cousin of my of my dad's is Tom jacket. Yeah, right he's he's old and doesn't care about social it. So technically, you got the
dot coms and the dollar us and the US.
dollar the big one
your international. Yeah.
When was the last time you read anything?
news.com.iu Yeah,
well, because I just on your autocomplete that's
sure. Yeah, that's another
thing is it for businesses in Australia. It Is it helps having.com because it is search what's good SEO,
but the they've just released.ru as its own domain. So it's just people are very upset because it's it's a bit of a money grab, because you imagine, everyone's got to secure their domain name. Like if you've got a business, it's like I just need to get
who gets that money?
It's like GoDaddy and stuff, but like, where do they buy it
show that you need an ABN to get one. So you can get like a.me which is for some country? Yes. It's something to do with the country.
Or are you what is it called? 97? What's the governing body? So all of them a domain administration
ever who gets the money? domain? Yeah.
So it's, there's a there's a government like each government. I believe that because i.apartment.tv.tv is an island like a random Island and luckily they just got a job.
man, it would be
nice to be a personal trainer boys.
is actually
one of my clients has moved back to the ended and now he's the boss of.nz Haha, Jesus. I don't know we I found him I could ask him Where's your bigger than life? I'm sure we could do
He worked with the government,
so the government would own it. And then I would then like Go Daddy would buy it off
the internet.
Good question. Who is their cable running from Australia across the sea?
Yeah, it's just there's a flood. Yeah. What is that and then ask me some form of moving you think
he wants to chime in young man. So I've just shown you can you can spend 195 k You can get your own dot whatever. I can't get.tv that's taken Yeah, but you can get Tommy
Tommy Tommy
Tommy jacket.
I know he got Josh don't travel for 350 bucks a few years because it
seems like the process or down a bit
thinking just travel you just got to go full
no I just felt I wanted a Josh or something. Yeah, yeah. And I remember sending this real arrogant email to the guy that owns josh.com that I you just been like, Man, you don't need this isn't it?
Some of the guys who I'm dropbox.com Yeah, rocked up to the guys house who previously owned dropbox.com was like I want it. I need it and then he kept on following up and buying it for a couple hundred thousand dollars. They offered him equity in the company.
I always say yesterday
unless your Fitbit
Yeah, but I
actually even most places to make money
if you look at the equity of Dropbox,
Dropbox do they make a lot of
because you need to be
locked you in you've filled your eyes and you just need to keep paying to access any like a big art class.
Why isn't there a good one? Like I feel like Dropbox Google Drive they've all got their quirks
drives, drives a good
Dropbox. Yes.
It would be cardboard sheet. Bird brand
Ross gronk whatever.
The user experience horrible but a new word UX.
This the dropbox storey happened on a TV show called the lake Have you seen it? No. So it's like the talked about it. Yeah, so they did a similar thing. So it's a comedy show about these guys who run a fantasy football league. And one of the guys is like the stupid guy, and he's like the guy who can, who if he had another brain cell, it'd be lonely. And he's there. And he buys cowboys. com because it's about American football. He buys cowboys.com and Jerry Jones comes to buy the domain and often and he refuses to and Jerry keeps upping it. Nothing in it, and he sells it for like $6 million or something.
Have you ever Is it real or not? That's
That's why can't watch TV.
You got me. Have you guys ever bought a domain name? And we
did. Yeah, we did. Yeah. So we
were talking Yeah, we talked about it. We were going to start a website that was called the an editorial. And so it was like, kind of like, you know, the players Tribune. So it's like as a website where sports people write articles, so if someone gets traded, they might be like, thank you to Atlanta. You've been awesome and I became who I am because of you guys. But it was a
bit for only for athletes.
Yeah, a lot long form staff. Yeah and so very lot personal things and then we were like, let's just do this for celebrities.
Yeah. So we're going to call it the editorial
and how far along Did you get
the website business cat business
501 YC got
the extra one on the box that shows you what you
know what's in there
just fizzle out or what was
too much it a bit yeah, we were kind of it just became very wasn't too difficult and but then we just weren't kind of allowed to progress it as far as we thought we needed to people worth of admin and I contribute one and Thomas Acquavella got 50% anyway, so I know God.
Yeah, on the dropbox thing. They were criticised because They were basically buying out, like booking the soccer field, like, so local Dropbox with Dropbox. So the dropbox came with, they were like, they worked nearby this field. And they're like, I would love to play at lunchtime, but these kids are always using it. So they fucking contacted the council and was like, Hey, guys, we want to pay to, to rent the space. Yeah. And so they kicked all the kids up, became a big deal.
Money can get you anything kind of
like being in LA. It did have that feeling. Yeah, by you could spend cash and you could get anything. Yeah. How long? Were you guys there for a couple of weeks? Yeah, it's
um, did you what was what was one thing that you would spend cash on to get when you're in LA where you're like, right, we've just got to
like it for as a convenience. Yeah.
That's a good question. Where do you want it to get into somewhere or
are we spending it because it was a work trip, like I've been there.
We're trying to budget I've been loose over there with the credit cap before we buying clothes and shoes. Yeah, but we didn't really wasn't that kind of a dream
but we didn't buy any. I didn't bring anything home
with me. I was the worst part of the trip. I don't care about the best part or the worst part
about not missing 97
What do you reckon the worst part boys
I mean, it was it wasn't great seeing all the barn was the heart. Yeah.
That when Tommy and I call each other.
We tried it the hallway to find
a couple hours left.
We we were filming it like we do three episodes a day or something. And we we got out of the car and we came inside and I had the camera in my hand and it was dark. We had to hide the keys well, so I'm going to put the camera Down here open it and then we went in and then we came out to go for dinner An hour later and I'd lift the camera on the ground
and this cannot be cool about anything here so overreact
you can just get lucky right? Yeah. I think that we just got lucky with that. Yeah went seamless was mostly saying this
is the camera on the lock on the on a bus in Switzerland and got it back as well. The Swiss make this we said the best
It was like a bus that anyone call you
on there like one of our troops on the
on the above that like bit above the same yeah above it. Yeah. And someone went luck. had found it and then came back to stops because we got off and family.
Sophie man just posted a photo recently where she she It was a pet photo of her at the airport and she said the only reason I remembered I left my laptop on the plane was from this pet photo or She doesn't have it in the hand and she must have the.
Well, I know I actually deconstructed a little bit more because she said that she said, the only way I worked out that my laptop was on the plane. I think what may have happened because I straightaway went there. Same as you, but I think what happened was, she worked out that she didn't have a laptop. Then she was like, Where did I leave it? And then she looked at the photo. I was like, I was gone that quickly. The pet photo go up. Yeah.
She calling them? Yeah. Have you
guys ever been pepped? No,
no, not we we've been to a few like events and media wall that is not
going to give you the context. We will get like an organised photo on a media wall that you will never see again, like people are there to take photos of you standing in front of a wall and what happened.
I mean, these events just have a folder
photo I would like that photo though.
We went to an MTV Video
famous unplugged. And
was there
the robbery no is the marina next to the
river and
the ivory out of it now
every like around the corner gets in like that way it's just an alleyway anyway it's like an open room feel sick and so she played and we were there but we got a photo when we walk in yeah I was thinking where's this guy? Where does this go?
Yeah successful pages song called depressed and yeah, it's very funny because we were there for rum visit Victoria. They'd invited us or whatever. Yeah. And visit Victoria had collaborated with MTV on it and you listen to the depressed, depressed
bopping along.
Looks like a nice house.
You guys actually have jobs at Sadia?
Yeah, I'm a professional. So we're both physios. That's where we met. So we met at uni doing physiotherapy and there now that's what we do full time. I like it because you're not
someone's fans.
That's our I don't make my phone doesn't work. I can't put an alarm on
my phone. Know, is it a Christmas cheer? I hope not. That's my first
guest appearance.
Because it happened during the filming of
Gaga. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we filmed for, like we film for a fair bit of time. Yeah.
Put the brakes aside quick. Yeah, we could be on the phone for 45 minutes. Yeah.
Did you ever make it in? No
one's really? I think so. Yeah, she loved it. She was
at an your brother's a professional actor
looking for is that he's job now he's a plumber. Okay, so it's good that you've got trades like I think there's a bunch of people who would be trying to get in reality shows that just like, I'm done with that shit. Yeah, I'm done with my physio. I'm just being a foot flat out reality stuff.
Definitely removes a lot of pressure. So you
fully invested my you're not just banking on this having to work. Yeah. Which I think probably happens. Definitely what happened to people where they're like, all right, this is it. And that's where they push really hard, and I reckon that's probably where maybe a bit of oversaturation
happens. I don't know how many opportunities have come do you think are you just you pretty focused on being a fuzzier? Yeah, and doing the fun stuff on the side
I think it's probably changing a little bit. So we're probably going more towards you get to do fun stuff. being on the show people ask you to do stuff in your bosses right there. I
feel like if I was a physio and I was legit and I had
a team member Yes, I was managing it was doing this freakin silly TV shit. Yeah. Does it? Is there any sort of friction there? Or is it my boss loves it? gets around it. Yeah,
yeah. And it actually brings people in.
Well, you might stop your job,
but I'm saying because he's funny.
He's like a whole lot s&m bubble. That's where I work. In essence. There's this thing called s&m bubble, which I imagine would mean every part where it's like, well, there's like,
straight hair, you know?
So and then everyone kind of talks to each other. So people will walk in and say, like, I'll be trading. They're like, Are you the guy from Gaga walks. He's he.
Yeah, he's definitely here.
Cool he's working with the guy from the TV
the best thing that God when you're trading and when he was like on that bloody sheet goggle box that would put anything on TV.
neck. Do you think that you could tell someone's issues with their walking based on the soul of their shoe?
That's probably not Yeah, I could definitely
figure something out because I was looking at my show
and look at the same way.
That's when the where it's where
you want it to be.
So it's sort of the bad,
bad. Oh, that's not what's it look like at the bottom.
It's it's fresh.
Worked out they're pretty new.
what's what's the first question you ask? Someone when they come in a patient?
What hurt
what hurts? What brings you in today? Yeah.
Are you looking for the pain being a signal that something else is always like my lower back side to shoulder?
Yeah, exactly. your back office, my back.
My back.
My back. I mean, yeah, I mean, the What brings you in today is quite universal. You could work at TGI Fridays.
My job options are open so I can be like what brings you in today? Like you guys could start with that.
You asked to see. I opened with bees
to 10 packs of beer cans.
That was a really good start. Man doc. Really good stuff. Good thing to Moondog world. Know my What?
I've stopped drinking this year. So how's it gone? It's great. I've started Josh
Moondog world is just like, last on you. It's made for drinking. My wife was actually there with my son, our son and he threw something into the lagoon. So it's like these
indoors that mean?
This is literally It's a shame shame track off Shane. And there's like legit lagoons. Yeah, like fountains and then like, sandbagging areas with no sun. What makes
it a world What do we think? like where's the line on 1000 square
feet? Yeah, that's a good space isn't supposed to be like a same part. Like mommy is no
role. It's tough. tough world. Yeah.
That was seek a world better world.
Yeah, yeah.
There's like a poor lagoon in the middle. When Tommy talks about the lagoon. It's like, what six inches deep or something?
Still 66 inches. Yeah.
No, no, it's not it. We've got a pool. We got a lagoon but it's like wide. It's huge. Yeah,
you definitely don't want a deep pool when there's drunk people now
there's they've got so many beers on tap. It looks great. I want to get in there in the summer. I can drink again next year.
When? Wednesday. Is it midnight? 2012
Yeah, I reckon I'll push it out to maybe the second or third. I might have a first drink second or third just
what's the first drink? how's that gonna? What are you gonna have?
So we're driving back from Sydney this great place to stop in this little town. We randomly
don't want to talk about these on the line. That's
not as far as don't talk box close to the Sydney three hours out of Sydney.
Right? Is it family I remember the name of that series was
we literally stumbled upon it one night. We were doing the phone phoning ahead to find a place for us to
stay have a Dick Smith did a big campaign maybe about a year and a half ago where we were like don't use the website, call up your hotel. I love it really that you can get a better Deal. bit annoying. Yeah. And trying to do that is your time worth. Exactly. That's a good point. Bring it up. Take
it. You're a billionaire. Yes.
Also very easy to make those like it's caught. It's fine, guys. You'll save a bit of money. It's like yeah, Dickie worth heaps. Okay. Yeah, and you probably got someone who calls for you. Yeah, he's gonna pay.
Yeah, he owns the hotel.
So yeah, it's this little pricey, same the shitty accommodation. But this is really nice. Not satisfied, Sunny, a little bit a little bit closer to Sydney. The Golden
boys were nearly there. Anyway, so it was a great place.
rentals, right.
What's that? That's the ranch sauce.
on our show, I got a podcast. We just got the guys to guess what subway ordered. Because I'm on a fast food. Ben.
What do you reckon? Looking at Simon now what do you what? He had a foot long subway?
Yeah. And so you're a fast food band? Yeah. Are you trying to blow I was not. Yeah, you've gotten some fucking gone from steak Philly steak style like it's got a lot of sauce and
she never do never do meat and subways my room. really tell you shut your pants. Yeah well they just anything that's got the grill lines painted on Yeah, and then I put it in the microwave. It's my star chicken feel.
Yeah, I got a rifle on Raw because I was the last been been sure that
the last sub Yeah, so and then chicken fill it lettuce tomato,
heaps of spinach. Anyhow
we had lettuce and spinach. Do you think that's okay.
lettuce and spinach?
Yeah, well, I just wanted to let us
know I haven't caught a cold Awesome.
Thanks for back. I think they need to change the way that they put the tuner on using next
problem do you want automate that it's an ice cream problem. fee so stress it.
Now we internet happened. And so I did four and four weeks of vegetarian veggie after I watch that doctor.
And bandwagon is I mean game changes.
Yeah. And so I definitely got
a grace we should just say grace cut out the middleman. Yeah, yeah.
I get what you mean this, this scoop the fucking
scripts from Messina
does make sense and how we got there,
because I want to hear the rest of your storey. So you're driving back from this is all going to
go but yeah, that's cool.
So we found this place and it's awesome. And then as we've gone back every year because my wife lives in Sydney, we drive up most of us around Christmas. We stop at this place and we stay and then there's sick pub has been resurrected is this old school joint and so now it's got this big playground area Academy. Not as fat not known as
mocha, mocha personally, Aubrey.
Yeah, yeah, it's Why is it okay? If I have my phone I'll be able to find it. Don't call
you my phone's
gone Yeah, so my mind cannot open like I've had reset wide open so I can't on
Marcus AF I'm way ahead because I went there being like I'm I think I have to wait 15 minutes for a genius appointment now like yeah, there's one next Tuesday.
Wednesday which which one shop right when did
we talk a lot about shop? Oh, dude, I got into
shop for 305 Today
we went on a who went on a date with either.
Specifically. I've never been too chatty. I've never been in
the southern hemisphere at a hotel and it's so big. I never been it's overwhelmingly big. Yeah, it's it's sick though. If it makes you feel like you're in Singapore or something like that level, right where they're spending millions There's a lie or something I heard with Janssen they actually own three not three blocks but three rows of houses around so the whole Janssen shopping centre will then own the has the next to it
three Lindsay Fox in line everything yeah what is it Candela family I think he also owns potently our state that like big winery in art place on Danny Flinders.
Who's that Lindsay Fox or gal? Yeah,
yeah, and Mr. 97 got some presence because it was it was his birthday while we're away. Where did Where did your mom go? shopper? Yeah, what's what store milligramme milligramme. Do you guys know stationery store they
actually brought in? What did they get pin better than taco?
Yeah, it's one of those
sister in law used to be the visual merchandising.
Vision visually beautiful
product interesting journey. Yeah Did you work in July
cotton on that? She was not in motion design school which is opposite
Whoa, okay so is it so the these are Japanese incense sticks and holder and so this was given to Mr. 97 Why did you bring it in today? Because I wanted to make the studio smell nice. What does it smell like guys This might Bali isn't does smell
sorry I have it in front of you that smell
because I
smelled it I thought was a
liquid? Yeah and sad
yeah it was. It was going earlier but it has gone unless it's just a nostril smells like that
yeah any more smells fresh though.
That is real good
but milligramme is greyed you keep it in the in the box because you're trying to preserve the scent 97 Yeah, well because when you light them it doesn't actually smell like that.
Yeah, that's that's
milligrammes a great company.
By the way, mix them up.
It's beautiful. What's your phone favourite food establishment at shop Oh, at the food court there what our options are I actually haven't this was like the second time I've been the shopper really haven't been there that often would you think
it was a big an overwhelming I just need the
taste want to be big and overwhelming. And then you know it's been overwhelming.
I named the screen where I'm like you're searching for this store and what were you looking for? Do you remember?
Yeah, looking for the Genius Bar? Yeah.
Yeah. And then I was looking for lotto because I bought a Powerball ticket.
So you went? You went to the Apple store? Yeah. We found like you actually drove? Yeah, true shopper. You never go
gaga book.
Did you throwing that out there?
I actually turned up to
to the Apple store and I was like, she's a lot of people in my soul. Just be shopping. So I'll be able to get an appointment. I was like, I can't be waiting more than 15 minutes. I'll just I'll just I'll just wait. And so I went up there. I think it was it was Friday. And I was like, I
just finished work too. So it's five o'clock. And as had everybody
just popping
thought, and I was like, Hey, I'm just made it. I'd lost some stuff from my from my Google Drive. And
they went, this is Apple.
Twitter's
awesome stuff from my Notes app. That's what it was. And so I went in there was like, Hey, this is an apple. I mentioned, an iCloud or whatever, an iOS app. And ago, I was like a college, talk to someone a bit, getting all the stuff back. And she was like, yeah, there's an appointment next Tuesday. And I was like, I've got nothing now. And she was like, no. On Tuesday, 1015 or Wednesday at 7pm. And I was like, neighbours, nice to pick a that I just called him up. She's like, you can call
I was like, where's where's me now?
Sorry, I tried to get into the dropbox
word. I know the guy on the iPhone support guy found up. Yeah.
because I updated my iOS and then I was 13 causing a lot of issues yeah and so I'd lost a lot of the notes and which was like content for our podcast. I was like this is semi important to get back and then so I called him and then they just reverted back to what my phone was before the update because
you had all the subway question
sauce now the bread things interesting. I'm always an Italian have been chased. Yes,
I yeah, I'm a white guy usually. But this was the last the last
calculated the whole subway bit without talking about the smell of subway. Yeah, I love it or hate it
makes me want to throw up. Like,
yeah, after finishing Assamese subway by knocking
nada knock me feel
a bit Mac is breaky smell. Oh, yeah.
Now I can mould in subway break subway smell. Yeah. Okay, whatever it is some kind of thing in the brain that makes it smell identical. What are your thoughts
on what the smell of an orange after you ate it?
That's all citrus. Yeah.
Yeah, it's called a Orange.
Orange in the shower. Cuz I don't want to smell the orange afterwards. Do you ever play footy?
Yes, halftime that was my favourite day away from it. Really? No orange.
lacrosse implies lacrosse.
It's mostly Red Cross.
Yeah, I'm gonna make the play. Where does he stand? He actually played for new Williamstown. That's a big honour now. It's great. It's West Side. Looks great. Yeah.
J Cole's is Jericho. Live from the Philippines as well. Yeah. He's also a dog. Yeah, he he booked six tickets which were free for our event. 518 come and when you think of 100
people coming
out Yeah, well, he's is that what they do? In the Philippines? Yeah. So when he gets it to events and they're going for you guys don't
know, but when I human I did a documentary we went over. He's never made a film in his life. But he he was my fixer. And we made a film on fireworks in the Philippines. And he organised the car and all that sort of thing. But yeah, it's just like bit phyllo style a bit fucking loose a bit like yeah, we'll see what happens.
Six from the Philippines. He was like yo, flow,
you know, full inquiry.
five other mates. That's what I was wondering. And he did. He was very specific around will there be food, which,
specifically for him, and then for your thousands, you'll do a bit more vetting for tickets are there
doesn't quite work.
Yeah, yeah even $5 Yeah, just to sort of have you guys thought about doing a live event?
No, I had thought and then I was like it was pretty quick so i have i had a thought yesterday I haven't done anything for the thought and
I think maybe one day we probably will
like have a look on the goggle box live event.
Watching kitten sledge people. Come on, get in front
but I haven't thought about it.
Theatre edition.
Yeah. sitting watching the stage show. No, they haven't. No, I think they because the whole thing is that it's regular people and normal people don't do live stuff and the big dogs I've
ever had a conversation about guys, you you'll be moving away from the every man.
You're becoming too big. Yeah, too big. We left.
Now just saying that we this Shut up.
Know anytime we we will try to be like, Hey, I think we should do this will get a message that will guys just relax.
Just benchmarks. Yeah,
just get out of the media wall. No one's gonna you
guys I see you've set up a media wall behind you get rid of that shift.
Is there a little bit of
I mean it's a weird one because in some ways sitting and watching TV like goggle box a little bit low status however, high status because you have this platform where you get to talk shit about shows at the low yeahs. Do you get a sense that there's certain people that are buttering you up hoping that if they come on the show comes on that you're going to be nice to them? Well, the first time we went when the meeting of the Simon's I had food poisoning. And so I was literally throwing up in my mouth as we were there talking to we're talking to Mel McLaughlin, THE CHANNEL SEVEN cricket commentator Yeah. And I was like, She's perfect. She's the best. She's Like knows everything about sports. Yeah, she's awesome. And then so we're talking to it and I was like,
Oh yeah, that's what
did you swallow?
I tried to swallow and then you get the first one down
quickly. And so then I had to bolt it. I was like, and then I left and Lyft Simon to hold the conversation. You know what caused the food poisoning? He was a burrito for any specific burrito from sombreros slander.
Good place that they do good sort of. Yeah,
yeah. All right. I've been back since but
this is when I lived in Portland is when
we stopped in Obree when we drive at Sony. My parents will give you some food.
Really. The problem with these towns that are all claiming the best sausage all the best pie? Yeah, I mean,
they've all won it has the best vanilla sauce was a yc in Fairfield, which claims it
at night Victoria that client
was wanting right
to cheer us he said when I was when I was living shit. We we went to Cheer that one a bunch of awards for their to cheer a hot braid is the bakery Yeah, killer vanilla slice
that's like Packers pause in rather Glenn. They do is pause in Australia.
What happened to doughnuts when they
but it seemed like it seems like they're on the way out to potentially this place I Brunswick sweet just closed
yeah that time yeah that the green shirt yes just now bought it up
yeah I think they went under all of this
yeah all of donut time
I went to had made too many yeah
they tried to make the Fed of donuts and everyone
was yeah you want you wonder about like the costing and what something What do you guys didn't do very much?
Yeah, yeah I'm a big bright sky.
Yeah foolishly though Do you think you're dialling?
No not daily I'm not festive. Have you heard that? Yeah, fuckin so have you heard the
number one Uber rates customer in Australia spent 35 grand On average
2% I think they're like, your head over it a lot. And so he contacted or someone from it was like, yeah, we'll look up how high you are. He's like, I've got to spend more money than everyone and he's in the top 2%. So there's,
I mean, if you're on 600 $700,000 and you have logins that you can be cooking for Japan, yeah. And they're all I want these that like, just wait
a day. If it's a year, it was at 35 grand for the year now. It wasn't like six months, six months was less
than it was in a very short period of time. He spent a lot of money
What do you reckon you spend on food, including your Emirates awake?
guys took what we got. I think we need to work out are you on the spectrum of super tide? won't pay for anyone's drinks you go out to very generous paying for everyone whether you guys sit
on the on the big Tom taught us but just watching you
really appreciate those beads that I gave you.
I love it. A lot. I'm sick. No, but then, like, I will buy lunch every day. And like I just don't like by.
Okay, so what do you give yourself a limit to say it has to be under 10 bucks for one. Yeah, so
I think from the supermarket it will cost me like if I want to buy lunch or dinner or whatever a meal, like a steak will be $8 and broccoli will be $2 like, I'll get myself up to like $15
so then when I go an expensive meal from the supermarket
Yeah, like, how much is your time worth? Yeah, so then I kind of justify it that way that I if I'm going to eat, I'll try to keep it. I ran 15 and then I went because the stakes can get like if you want a good quality
and spend fuckin 25 but
what do you reckon you spend on food? Okay, budget it
away 50 away. All right.
We went I go. So I cook probably 80% of the time. I'm in a house with my girlfriend, and then I'll cook dinner that'll cost 25 bucks to make, but that'll make 565 dollars a meal, which and then I saw I've recently started skipping breakfast, which I was really bad. But I know for time, time constraints, we're not constraints, but I do it for time. So I wake up, my alarm goes off. I have 12 minutes to between eyes open and out the door.
So what time do you get up? So
I left? Well this morning, I got up at 608 and then I was at the door at 620.
So it's at what time the first client
first of the seven. Okay, so is it just 35 minute drive to work?
Wow, that is
extremely listening to me.
I do podcast mostly. So I'm been doing the daily talk show obviously will also be off menu and then a few different ones from there but the ones that have been Tom show yet.
but the time is so 12 minutes from wake up. So it goes, either alarm goes off, get up, two alarms off because there's always a backup alarm, then shower for six minutes and then get all my stuff together. So you alarm your shower.
Now you just feel it. Yeah. Because
I know that the time for the shower is because if I've washed my hair, whatever and then I do two minutes on the other toothbrush in the shower. Yeah. And then I'm on notice is on the toothbrush, and then I'm at
you know really? Yeah, you would struggle with the Simpsons retain after going to emphasise.
Like, Tommy's not gonna be happy, but I can't do anything before nine. Anyway.
It's ridiculous. I can find a healthy habit, bro.
I think it's great. I mean, the thing is,
yeah, I could.
I had a lot of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Now, but I feel like I'm going to get very good at being able to deconstruct plots.
Yeah, it's a weed. It's a weed flakes.
Does it really take you back to like you 1112
or whatever just ruined
walk, you know, I was actually Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I was actually thinking I mean it's such a dumb thought but like I can once a week I'm like fuck if I was doing you 12 now i'd be great
cuz Mr. 97 scored 97 because you got a 978 95 191 or
something anyway
yeah well said Tommy never finished school
it's just like it's like a
new winning
in a not apparent yet which I'm just notice so I think it could have been not apparent as well.
I didn't even get to the notices because I didn't even make it to you 12 so they literally the books arrived. Now you're living
a classic storey where if you got below 25 Yet to click Are you sure you really want to know you're into school? Oh really? Yes. Because there was a rumour there was a Catholic. He did ask all who got 12
Yeah, that was my night. So there was me and one other friend who we got about the same. And then we had like six others in our group. And if you added their scores up, it would make it same score as my other night. We got like it. Did you do VKL
I started I mean, I didn't even really give that a crack, which was the you know, just shot with my arm automotive teacher was our Vietnam vet. He just got in my face and I was getting in his
vehicle automotive for
now they can be wrong. Okay.
But the difference
is that we didn't have automotive definitely now.
What do you know about cars now?
No, I wasn't even about cars. It was like tinkering with fucking how do you take this piston and not even that, but you were so loose.
That sounds like you're completely written now. It's gone. He's here.
Yeah, yeah, the Astro had an Australia up here. So we told a storey on the podcast that might Astro park that the front of my girlfriend's house. She was on a hill with her like a family home. And then we went in for family dinner and everything and then at like nine o'clock at night her brother in law came inside. He's like Sam, why have you parked your car so Carson weird?
What I know you may
and walked outside and my car had rolled backwards down the hill and crossed both roads and mounted the curb on the other side. So there was no didn't hit any. He'd like reverse into a tree. And then so it was just like three wheels on like the gutter and one wheel off.
This was like nine months ago.
Yeah, I love that. He gave me the benefit of the doubt. We
really realised
in the states there's like rules in a lot of these places. San Francisco you have to turn the sciences. Yeah, wheels like
I didn't know that. That was a thing until after this and then we'll all the time
to carry a brick in the back of your Got to put in front of the wheel so I wouldn't build a manual or not
order because a lot of people with manuals get in the First Lady. Lots of
just inorder Jane really struggling
until you 10 days in this invoice. It seems like you just kind of you're riding it. Yeah. Another 10 seasons What? What's the?
Yeah, it's an easy job. It's very, very easy job. It's like hey, do you want to just watch TV with you might? Twice a week for three months. Okay, sure. What are we watching? Yeah, you don't even have to choose
it's actually really good on it like on a basic level because when you become an adult, you'd like to see friends that much. And when you have real jobs you don't get to see your friends at match whereas we are forced to hang out for six months a year. I think I like the girlfriends and family and stuff we like sorry I gotta go work which is gonna work with to hang out
you whenever you want during the show. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Drink what you want Adam one eight though. makes him sluggish. Yeah, I'm actually sleeping really flat. Yeah.
Yeah, we can have it bet make you sleepy.
So we first days and we would drink wines and stuff and then the last Half just you all want to sleep.
Sometimes you feel me on a Sunday night if you're watching a Sunday Night Show. And if you have like four beats, don't be hanging out for work. Hmm.
Have you have you? Have you thought about doing the entertainment stuff all time? Because you I know you guys are doing the Sunday experiment on your kids network. You've done what two or 4836? You have still got a job. And it's Are you thinking about when would you potentially give up the physio thing? To be? Yeah,
probably when the right thing comes around, I guess. I mean, I'd drop it in a heartbeat if someone's like he's 2 million bucks the host certainly I'm
sure the world, but it's probably when more like the like the entertainment stuff. starts feeling more time than the physio stuff. Yeah. Because you've got to pay bills and still gotta go by car. So what do you Yeah, I don't know. I don't really want to buy a car. So nobody ever taught us. Yeah, Tommy. I
30 is a very good Yeah, yeah, I've got 930 love it. Yeah new cars are you setting up between New and secondhand? 15 grand? Yeah, it's Ronnie's budget
right in my wheelhouse.
Perfect. Yeah. Go private or do you go from from dandy numb? I can born home perfect.
You can't finance private car.
dealership? Ja Ja?
Ja dealership then you can get like a warranty.
Yeah, they actually fact me. Born Holden. Danny, no.
No, it all got cleaned up. Now I'm actually even though we've got a market. We're very uncommercial in regards to we talk about so much shit that we're actually losing potential sponsors. Everything specifically, the domain name. I owned Pacific health. club.com. Yes. Did you just pick that randomly? You're like someone's gonna want this in the future? No, it was because I was a member at the gym and they on sign up. They said because you're part of an apartment block. You want when your lease runs out, you can quit, and you won't have to pay a fee. Yeah. And then they've charged me $200. And I said, if you if you charge $200, they had South Pacific hc.com. And I initially said, I'm going to spend $200 on Facebook ads telling everyone why you're fucking right. And they said, whatever. So I did that. I can't it's not working. And then so I bought the domain name. And I put a put a website up. And anyway, they said, okay, you take the website down, we give you 200 bucks back.
So I did definitely last but I also want Yeah,
definitely one. Yeah, he didn't wait.
The thing that happened with born Holden, this is something to keep in mind. Was I guess it was a honest mistake. But you know, you've Got the year in which the car comes into the country? Yes. This is where was made when? I don't know that Yeah. And so the thing is that they could promote a 2015 car. There was actually 2014 yet right so
is the key to look for like 2014 model like the world.
So this was the this was the cluster fuck so you want to look at like the engine thing like it's inside the door and
Exactly. The Pistons got nothing nothing too bad either let me
what was the end of it? We were working on lawn mowers but you had to like rebuild lawn mowers so had nothing
to drive on. Like a try now. Okay. If you could drive
a victor one. It was amazing. Victor Victor automotive
No, but I am Yeah. So what happened was they took the details of a 2015 or whatever. A model which said, rear camera, all that sort of thing on the listing, but then it was a 2014 model. And so anyway, I bought the domain now.
Got an SS
Uber black boys, thank you so much for coming in. This was fun.
Our pleasure. That was really fun excitement. Adam
and Simon if you just type in that on Apple podcast, Simon FY Yes. And you'll find it there every Tuesday also known as
wine. Wine to everyone. Yes. So
extra. When's the next season of goggle box?
Starting next year?
Yeah, January.
Yep. January, February when the TV's on in the next year.
Do you feel the pressure to watch TV before? No, no, no. I really I just got the Apple TV the new one. I'm impressed with all the catch up shit. Yeah, I've been able to watch like, have you been paying attention? Great show by the way. Yeah, just press play and a place to put stuff.
But very quickly when I was watching last weekend, Hamish and Andy's perfect holiday which fucking great. I want I was doing a test with whether the stream or the TV was going to be quicker in regards to
light and it makes him sound like he has he.
Seriously, but no, the stream is slower than I am though.
Tomorrow I'll do a bit of a Simpsons. wrap up of Episode 2029 episode one.
Yeah, that's when you start from the season 29 Episode 22
you got to be fucking kidding me. No, no, I did that. 29 Episode 21 a little teaser. Bought invited Lisa to take in intelligence test on his computer.
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• Irregular menses 50 to 90 days once cycle, flow lasts three to four days, dark blood with thick clots, LMP-30-11-10.
The case was prescribed with Thuja based on the cystic tendency and followed with Lachesis for left side affection and dysmenorrhoea with dark clotted blood. She responded well to our dynamic remedies, her menses was regulated and her scanning reported normal.(Refer Plate II).


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И́лона Ка́бош (; 7 декабря 1898, Будапешт — 27 мая 1973, Лондон) — венгерско-британская пианистка.

Биография
Как замечает американский музыковед Аллан Эванс, биография Кабош малоизвестна. В молодости её отметил Ферруччо Бузони. Кабош училась в Будапеште у Арпада Сенди, Лео Вайнера и Золтана Кодаи, в 1915 г. получила премию имени Листа — знак отличия в Музыкальной академии имени Листа, с 1916 г. начала концертировать в Венгрии, охотно исполняя новые сочинения Кодаи, Белы Бартока, Луиджи Даллапиккола и других новейших композиторов. Гастролировала в Нидерландах, Германии и Австрии (1918). Затем Кабош продолжила обучение во Франции, с 1938 г. жила в Англии. В декабре 1951 г. дебютировала в США исполнением произведений Листа и Бартока — наиболее близких ей композиторов. Выступала в «Променадах» Би-би-си — с Лондонским симфоническим оркестром под управлением . Давала мастер-классы в США и Европе, в том числе в .

В 1951—1960 гг. Кабош выступила музыкальным консультантом шести художественных фильмов, в том числе экранизации пьесы Томаса Стернза Элиота «Убийство в соборе» (1951).

С 1965 года, переехав США, преподавала в Джульярдской школе; в педагогической деятельности практиковала обмен студентами с другими педагогами, в частности, с Розиной Левиной. Среди её учеников — пианисты Пэк Кон У, Эммануил Красовский, Петер Франкл, Джон Огдон, , , Мэрилин Энгл (), Франк Вибо (), , , Нерин Барретт и др.

Запись сольного концерта И.Кабош в Нью-Йорке была выпущена Bartok Records.

Семья
Муж (до 1945) —  (1905—1987), пианист.

Отзывы
Она — венгерка — была превосходным учителем, хотя и чрезвычайно бурным. Она раньше кричала на меня (такие «венгерские спектакли»), но она была хороша для меня. Она любила мою игру, но чувствовала, что мне было необходимо больше наглости, я должен был больше раскрыться. Она продвинула меня вполне немного…. Мы боролись как кошка с собакой, она хотела исключить меня из своего класса. В первые два года это была чистая пытка, хотя я должен признать, что она действительно сконцентрировала меня — особенно в третий год учёбы у неё. Независимо от того, насколько бурной она была, она всегда говорила вещи в пользу студента. Иногда был элемент того, что она была королевой, но она всегда пыталась извлечь из нас, что следовало извлечь. Через все это я много получил от неё.

Примечания

Ссылки

Академические музыканты Венгрии
Выпускники Музыкальной академии Ференца Листа
Преподаватели Джульярдской школы

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Weather News: It's Dreadful, isn't it?
So it was snowing when I cycled to the station today. Nothing really out of the ordinary except the fact that it's fucking March. The end of March. So far towards the end of March it's practically June. This is not how things should be. It's like life's turned into Game of Thrones…not the sex and dragons stuff, the fact winter never ends. So you can gather why I immediately thought "I bet the front cover of the Metro will be something along the lines of "WEATHER IS BAD AND MOTORISTS SAY IT SUCKS" or "HORROR FOR COMMUTERS AS MORE SNOW ON THE WAY" or "SNOW IS RUINING MY WEEK SAYS SOME CELEBRITY". So what have you got for me Metro?
Wow, I must be clairvoyant or something.
The tabloid press gets a lot of really kind of deserved slack for placing such massive importance on "FROZEN FLUFFY WATER FALLS FROM CLOUDS!" as opposed to serious stuff like "PEOPLE IN SUITS IN ROOM TALK ABOUT POLITICS AND STUFF!"
The general mantra of "it's just a bit of snow, why do we whine so much about it? This is not news, it doesn't deserve to be in a newspaper", has been repeated by most people. Although I do think that tabloid newspapers that do it are base and crass, I find it almost comforting in some cases. Granted Newspapers need to do important stuff like politics, death, war, etc but in the case of "The Metro" I believe it to be highly appropriate front page material because as I've said before, at seven AM you aren't in the mood for serious news. You want something nice to look at for half an hour that makes you feel nice.
"The Metro" is something to read on your miserable way through to work. I guarantee that anyone who got a train into London this morning was grumbling about the weather and seeing the front page of the Newspaper share their gripes is comforting. I was reassured to know that the newspaper was agreeing with me for a change.
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Other appropriate topics of conversation for the morning news include:
"The Agreeable News" would be handed out outside tube stations to frowny people who can't be arsed to go to work. So instead of grumbling about politicians in suits doing stuff and people killing each other somewhere you can't pronounce the name of; now you can grumble and go "too bloody right" instead. It would foster a sense of community between commuters, it would bring us together if we could share our everyday first world gripes and it might make us happier and more empathetic.
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Showy primates have smaller testicles
Well-adorned or well-endowed - but not both. Evolutionary biologists at the University of Zurich have for the first time demonstrated that male primates either have large testicles or showy ornaments. Developing both at the same time may simply take too much energy.
Male primates are highly competitive, especially about one thing: fathering offspring. To maximize their chances of passing on their genes, males of many primate species invest heavily in various sexual traits, such as a large body size, or long canines that can serve as weapons in direct contests over mates. What's more, showy sexual ornaments such as manes, beards, fleshy swellings, and colorful skin patches can help them intimidate rivals and woo females. And if males can't keep other males off their females, they will try to outcompete them at the level of sperm. By swamping the sperm of others, they can increase their chances of fertilization. But producing a lot of sperm requires large testicles.
Showy body ornamentation leads to small testes
All these male traits are energetically costly. So how do primates allocate their limited resources to the various sexual traits to maximize their reproductive success? This question is the focus of a new study by Stefan Lüpold, an evolutionary biologist at the University of Zurich (UZH), and his colleagues Leigh Simmons and Cyril Grueter from the University of Western Australia. These biologists compared the sexual traits of over 100 primate species, including humans. Individually, the expression of these traits increases with the intensity of male competition - as expected. But considering all traits jointly reveals an important trade-off: "Ornament elaboration comes at the expense of testicle size and sperm production. In a nutshell, the showiest males have the smallest testes," says Lüpold.
Limited resources determine degree of expression
The new study is the first to examine all sexual traits simultaneously. It has brought to light the subtleties of how male primates invest in maximizing their reproductive success: "Big testicles come with large weapons but less ornamentation." The researchers offer various explanations for their findings. But one of the key points may be the energy required to develop and maintain multiple sexual traits throughout a male's sexual maturity. "It's hard to have it all," says Lüpold.
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