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Sidewalk smarts
I made a quick trip down to the mailbox to mail what I hope are the last of this season's Christmas cards. (Fat hope. Invariably something comes in during the twelve days of Christmas which makes me moan "Oh damn!" in that charitable holiday style I have and hastily fill out another card and envelope.)
Within seconds, I'm slowing down and picking my way over and, where possible, around stretches of black and white ice, marvelling at my fellow pedestrians striding by, some on phones, some absorbed in texting. I only see one of them slip, but it doesn't seem to be an edifying experience.
I manage my errand and the Resident Fan Boy helps me force Yaktrax over the soles of my sneakers for the long trek up the hill to the library. I may not have street smarts, but I have sidewalk smarts and trembling on the brink of my thirteenth winter in this godforsaken city, I know there will wide, solid, slippery streams frozen in mid-flow from the driveways intersecting the pavement. Yaktrax may not save me there (Ice on a slant? Are you mad?); I'll walk around that, thank-you, but it will help me stand a chance -- literally -- on those treacherous stretches in front of condo-buildings where the inhabitants resolutely expect the city to clear and salt for them. I learned this the hard way but then, I got all my sidewalk smarts the hard way.
It's a bit nerve-wracking making my way up a hill that is just short of a kilometre in the icy dark, juggling a bag of library books, a bag of poop, and the jittery Accent Snob who isn't that fond of walks in ideal daylight weather. I spend the uphill trek crankily snapping at the dog as he attempts to convince me to go back by frequent stops to look longingly over his shoulder, and the downhill trek compensating for the inexorable pull of gravity and the slightly more exorable pull of the Accent Snob who recognizes that I've finally come to my senses and turned homeward. I compensate by walking like Groucho Marx, knees bent, slouching gait, the whole effect helped, I'm sure, by the cigar-sized flashlight I'm holding out to make out ice patches in the dim glow of the posh Rockcliffe Park street lights. Also the moist gleam of my philtrum, resulting from my runny nose.
There are beautiful Christmas lights on the way, but it's difficult to appreciate them under these circumstances. A winter storm is on its way and the trees are beginning to moan ominously. I just pray it is actually a winter storm. If it's more bloody freezing rain, I just may be more in favour of the end of the world which is supposedly occurring at about 6 am our time.
See you later. Maybe.
Wailed by Persephone at 12/20/2012 08:32:00 pm No comments:
Random categories: freezing rain, ice, night, winter
For a wintry and starry night in Hades
It's not often I hear a Christmas song I've never heard before, and even less often that I will like it. This came on the CBC "Seasonal Favourites" web radian station at their music web site (an eclectic mix and actually quite bearable) yesterday afternoon while I was waiting for younger daughter to come home. It was recorded in 2004 by James Taylor and written by Academy-Award-winning score writer Dave Grusin with lyrics by fellow-songwriter and singer Sally Stevens
Who comes this night, this wintry night,
As to the lowly manger?
The shepherds and the kings did come
To welcome in the stranger.
Who sends this song upon the air,
To ease the soul that's aching?
To still the cry of deep despair
And heal the heart that's breaking.
Brother Joseph bring the light
Fast, the night is fading.
And who will come this wintry night
To where the stranger's waiting?
Who comes this night, with humble heart,
To give the fullest measure
A gift of purest love to bring
What good and worthy treasure.
Brother Joseph bring the lamb
For they are asking for him
The children come this starry night
To lay their hearts before him.
For those who would the stranger greet
Must lay their heart before him
And raise their song in voices sweet
To worship and adore him
Fast, the night is fading
To where the stranger's waiting
For they are asking for him.
Pure of heart this starry night
Wailed by Persephone at 12/15/2012 03:10:00 pm 1 comment:
Random categories: Christmas, James Taylor, songs
The sweetest sound in the world
Got home from sitting in one of our local eateries, having written another eight or so Christmas cards. Turned on the computer to be confronted with horror. Various Facebook statuses, one of them that of elder daughter finishing her university term in Halifax, spreading the word. An elementary school in Connecticut, equipped with same buzz-in devices that I've encountered at my daughters' schools over the past decade. But the gunman was one of the dads, so they let him in. (*Dec 16 This was based on "information" that appeared at the Globe and Mail web site and the BBC web site when all was still confusion.)
The phone rang.
"Mum! You picked up!" My younger daughter, somewhere out there on the autistic spectrum, sounding delighted and astonished.
"Of course I picked up, sweetie!" I say, keeping my voice light and dabbing at my eyes. "I was listening for you."
She's going to be home a little late. Her lift was delayed by traffic.
Have I been grousing? I take it all back. My girls are coming home.
Random categories: autism, daughter, heartbreak, joy, news, shooting
Have Yourself a Merry Little Melisma
I have a Twitter account even though I know a grand total of four people on Twitter. (These are the kind of cutting-edge friends I have.) Since these four people have composed about half a dozen tweets between them over the past three years, I don't actually use Twitter for communication.
I use it for stalking.
One of the people I stalk is Colin Mochrie, our very own Scottish-Canadian improv wiz. Recently, he shared this celebration of Mariah "Have Yourself a Merry Little Melisma" Carey, and I can't resist either:
Rather a shame that the still image gives away the surprise, robbing us of the slow reveal of that perfect Christmas look: rose-coloured leotards and striped knee socks. Particularly on a fella.
I guess this illustrates what pop music has known for decades: what a girl really wants is a sexually-ambiguous boyfriend. Or a gay BFF.
The dancers/choreographers here are Alex Karigan and Zac Hammer of the Amy Marshall Dance Company. And I do think they're rather good.
Wailed by Persephone at 12/13/2012 09:01:00 pm 2 comments:
Random categories: Christmas, dance, Mariah Carey, songs
I'm trying to get ready for Christmas. I really am. This probably means I should stop checking John Reid's blog Anglo-Celtic Connections. This time, he was passing on a tip about links to birth, marriage and death registrations at the Royal British Columbia Museum web site.
So, instead of addressing more Christmas cards and getting my parcel to Victoria ready to mail, I was diving into the registrations of the handful of relatives I know to have BC connections. What did I discover? Well, for one thing, BC marriage and death registrations are very detailed, particularly the death registrations: place of death, last address, every physical malady that contributed to the death and how long they were sick, names of parents, spouse, what they worked as and for how long, length of time in British Columbia... I found out that the reason I've been having trouble chasing down one cousin is that she had a radically different middle name than the one I had in my records, and her funeral was held where my sister was married. I learned that her sister was married in Christ Church Cathedral in 1910. Christ Church Cathedral is just up the hill from our last home in Victoria. Younger daughter was christened there. Elder daughter went to Sunday School there. The Resident Fan Boy's father's funeral service was held there.
So much for yesterday.
This morning, I still couldn't leave it alone. Family research is a disease, didn't I tell you? I remembered hearing that my great-great-aunt by marriage emigrated to Canada with her daughters. Within a few minutes, I had the details of her death before me.
I've walked past the graves in the churchyard at St Luke's in Victoria several times. I caught my first glimpse of the Resident Fan Boy at a wedding there, months before I met him. His sister was married there. His parents' ashes are interred there. I never guessed that I was passing the grave of a member of my own family, buried on a September's day in 1947.
When I told the Resident Fan Boy about this, he told me that his parents will have a significant wedding anniversary this year and he'd like to visit their graves when we're in Victoria next summer. I'll slip in among the older graves and see if I can find my grandmother's aunt. I wish my gran had known she was there.
One of the main reasons I got into family history was that, as a first generation Canadian, I didn't have a strong feeling of my family's past until I visited England for the first time. How ironic that distant and rather lateral aspects of it were lurking in places I strolled by daily.
I've finished packing the parcel and have written one more card. I'll get it all done, especially if I stay away from John Reid's blog.
Random categories: family history, family research, genealogy, Royal British Columbia Museum
Sha-la-la-la-boosh-boosh
During the past week, I have accomplished two things. Now, I'm not especially proud of this; these are two things that have been hanging over my head and weighing me down for several months. However, this week I completed them. The boulders have removed from my road and I can see my way clear --- to the Christmas cards I need to write and the presents I must purchase and....
Oh well, at least I'm not Sisyphus.
Here's the song that's been playing in my head as I plunge into my so-called future:
Random categories: Mott the Hoople, procrastination
The light is dark enough
This morning, I checked in at John Reid's Anglo-Celtic Connections, which is always a mistake when I have other things that need doing. He provided links to two historical Wolverhampton blogs which are new to me. One is focusing on the impact of the First World War on the city. It certainly had an impact on my family: my great-aunt died in the influenza epidemic that came home with returning soldiers, and my great-uncle committed suicide in the 1930s, partly due to his physical, mental, and emotional war wounds. The other blog provides, among other things, pictorial tours of various areas of the Black Country, of which Wolverhampton forms a part.
And I stumbled upon this 1795 painting by one Joseph Mallord William Turner, aged about twenty at the time. JMW Turner became famous for his later paintings, masses of light, paintings in which it is difficult to pick out the subject because by that time, the light was the subject. Demeter has always loved those later works; she has a print of The Fighting Téméraire in her living room, which she can't see right now because she's recovering from an eye procedure and must sit in the dark for 48 hours.
So I must wait to share this with the great-great-great-granddaughter of John Meanley of Wolverhampton, an innkeeper in Snow Hill who took the first of his ten children to be christened, possibly making his way through this market place toward the imposing tower of St Peter's Collegiate, the morning of January 3rd, 1796. I wonder if he, his parents (who also married at St Peter's), his siblings or his wife ever brushed by a young man in the city the previous year, sketching this view while facing north where Queen's Square meets Lichfield Road. At any rate, this is something they must have seen almost every market day, and being the Black Country, I doubt the light was the subject of anything.
Wailed by Persephone at 11/22/2012 07:45:00 am 2 comments:
Random categories: art, family history, family research, genealogy, JMW Turner, Wolverhampton
Blood and Roses
On Saturday afternoon, we made our way downtown to pick out our trio of pumpkins. Small groups of Muslim girls were moving through the Byward Market, passing out crimson and cream roses to the passers-by, in honour of Eid, I suppose.
I was delighted when younger daughter and I were presented with cream roses; we were cradling them and admiring them when we boarded the Number Seven bus for home.
That was why I didn't notice the zombies.
It took a few moments for me to realize why the bus was so crowded, unusual for a Saturday afternoon. I looked across the aisle at a man swathed from head to shoulders in a bloody bandage. The girl next to him appeared to have part of her cheek eaten away. Many other young passengers were in various states of decomposition; several had crimson and cream roses.
A man turned to the Resident Fan Boy and laughed, "It's like Woodstock for the Undead!"
They clambered off at McDonald Gardens Park where hundreds of men who died building the Rideau Canal are buried under the large mound. I wonder how many of the young zombies were aware of this, as they staggered back to the Parliament Buildings clutching their Eid roses.
Random categories: buses, Islam, Zombie Walk
September snapshot
From my table at Planet Coffee, I can see a man in the breezeway, standing in the space between two benches on the wet bricks.
He's talking steadily, gesturing as if he were giving a presentation or sermon. He looks a bit like an actor memorizing a speech. His expression is earnest, and his focus, although inward, moves smoothly to various parts of the tiny plaza, as a speaker would, surrounded by rapt listeners. He has an earpiece in his ear and a cellphone held loosely in front of him at waist-level.
I can't hear him through the thick glass, but I find myself hoping he really is talking to somebody...
Wailed by Persephone at 9/30/2012 08:20:00 pm 2 comments:
Random categories: cell-phones, Ottawa
Red is the colour of my shame-faced skin
Someone has drawn an eiderdown of greyish lavender clouds across the sky, with just a vestige of the earlier day's bright blue trailing at the edge.
I look out the kitchen window at a freshly-painted chartreuse table in the centre of a large square of brick tiles. When the unimpeded sun was shining in the late morning, I spotted one of our neighbours digging out a square of soil and pulling bricks to the edge of it. I had assumed she was setting out a garden patch like the one she established in her front yard in bits and pieces over the past year or so.
With a shock, I realize that this lady, a spry but elderly woman who cares for her tiny grandchildren when not moving the earth, has not only paved the backyard, but has also painted the table. All in the space of the afternoon.
I, a younger woman, have been overwhelmed by what needs to be done. Clearly, I need to fight free and get with some hurdling.
Wailed by Persephone at 9/29/2012 08:32:00 pm 1 comment:
Random categories: procrastination
So I had one chance, and one chance only, to see the "Van Gogh Up Close" exhibit which is having its one Canadian stop at the National Gallery. I booked tickets for the first group of the day and used my time-honoured art gallery strategy which works particularly well at popular showings: I strode past all the people bunching up at the first pictures at the beginning of the exhibit, and made my way past small gatherings of slightly suspicious security staff to the very last room and started working my way backwards. This way, I had nearly two rooms to myself.
I also don't go to every single painting; I scan the walls and go to those that call to me. The first one that drew me in was the one you see above. It's called "Tree Trunks in the Grass", and it was painted some time during the last six months of Van Gogh's life.
As I "listened" for other paintings (and about half a dozen kept pulling me back), I remembered the first (and only other) Van Gogh exhibit I saw some years ago in Toronto. I used my strategy then and got hypnotised by a contemporary of Van Gogh's named Louis Anquetin. See if you agree:
Oh, and there really is a blue moon tonight.
Random categories: art, Louis Anquetin, National Art Gallery of Canada, Vincent Van Gogh
A long-ago July night when I was twelve (or thirteen?):
At our small Girl Guide camp by the edge of Lake Cowichan, our tent plotted to skinny-dip.
I think our captain, volunteer parents, and counselors knew. We were twelve (or thirteen?) and not yet masters of deception. We slipped into our sleeping bags naked, and at the given signal, wrapped ourselves in towels and crept out on the dock, whispering and giggling, lowering ourselves into the water, leaving the towels on the edge.
I've never known a feeling like it, swimming without the elastic constriction of a swim-suit, no pulling pressure on my shoulders as I stroked through the silky black water, looking up at a million stars.
I don't think we could have been out there for more than a few minutes. Did the Guide Captain call us back in? I don't remember.
I was the last to try to clamber out. The others were reaching for their towels when I heard the count from the camp-fire at the next site, surrounded by a quartet of hunched-over young men: "One! Two!" Shrrrrrrrriiiieeeeek!!!!! The girls dropped to their bellies as the combined light of several flashlights hit them. I was still in the water, clinging to the edge, watching the frantically retreating silhouettes when I realized there was no towel waiting for me.
"Guys! Guys??" I called frantically over and over, until one girl threw a towel that wasn't mine and not much larger than a hand-towel in my direction. I don't remember how I got back to the tent.
It seems I've had so many opportunities to experience and re-live humiliation and embarrassment.
But I've never ever had another experience like that precious few minutes in the black waters beneath a black sky full of stars. I tried skinny-dipping again when I was about sixteen. It simply wasn't the same. Some moments will never come back, more moments than we care to admit. Memory has to suffice.
I wonder if Michael Stipes was thinking along the same lines when he came up with the lyrics for "Nightswimming". He has said it's about a "kind of an innocence that's either kind of desperately clung onto or obviously lost.
I'm not sure how obvious it is, and I'm not desperately clinging on to it, but I do remember.
This finishes the July NaBloPoMo for me. Over the past four years, I`ve NaBloPoMoed February, March, April, May, July, August, September, October, and November. I plan to do January 2013 next, provided we all make it past the end of the year. (That`s just me, whistling in the dark. But I can see the stars.)
Random categories: camp, memories, summer, Victoria
This evening, the penultimate evening of July (it's still July 30th here in Victoria), I walked out in the fresh breeze and caught sight of my own shadow stretching several yards to the east. As a child in Edmonton, I remember delighting in the length of my evening shadow which made me appear not only grown-up, but gave the illusion that I was wearing high heels.
I don't have my journals here; they're back in Hades, so only long shadows of July memories occur to me as I walk: summer band, teaching summer ESL students, reluctantly picnicking with picnic-mad elder daughter when she was little, walking barefoot (until I trod on a bee at age eighteen), my first boyfriend, being led through a pitch-black forest by another boy when I was nineteen and encountering stoned hippie-types (I assume they were hippie-types --- they certainly sounded stoned), weddings, my very first funeral.
July is the month when I feel the year turn around to loop back to Christmas. It is usually the month when I see which way the year is going to go. I am sometimes relieved; sometimes horrified. Shadows can be threatening; they can also be shelters.
I feel relatively sheltered this year. I hope I'm right.
Random categories: July, memories
Sniffle, snorg
Once again, I find it's getting close to midnight here in Victoria, and I'm coughing and hacking -- and cheating.
Here's a brilliant piece of Motown-style blasting from Elise Legrow of Toronto:
And just in case you think it's all studio effects:
Random categories: Canadian music
This should clear my sinuses
Oh gawd. Summer colds. They're the worst. They're just so damned unnatural. I've had a lovely day, really, seeing a friend I haven't seen in eighteen years.
But I need to get to bed. I thought I'd leave you with a boffo moment from the Winter Olympic Games in Calgary in 1988. kd lang was very young then and claiming to channel Patsy Cline. When she let rip with this number at the closing ceremonies, all heck broke loose.
G'night.
Random categories: Canadian music, Olympics
Shining in a naughty world
So in the midst of some pretty depressing news worldwide today, I have to say, that this has to be the most charming Olympic flame ever, combining flaming petals representing the participating nations. As jaded as I get about the Olympics, it was a lovely sight and symbol.
Almost midnight; I think I've caught a cold....
Random categories: Olympics
Too-damn-tame-life
So the Resident Fan Boy turned up on the doorstep today (yes, I was expecting him), and younger daughter is so relieved, she's been practically purring all afternoon.
This evening, I took advantage of his presence to wander around the outsides of the house-sit and spray the plants. Rain on St Swithin's Day notwithstanding, we seem to be settling in for the usual Victorian dry August.
I startled a rabbit that fled across the street into a more manicured garden. At about this time last year, I was engaged in the same activity when I spotted a rather majestic buck posing like a lawn ornament in the same garden where this year's bunny had high-tailed it. I stood and gazed at him from behind the tangle of BC native plants that make up this house-sit's garden (much to the annoyance of the well-manicured neighbours, I suspect), when an elderly lady, complete with full-length velour dressing gown, suddenly appeared in her doorway.
"Shoo!" she cried shrilly, clapping her hands imperiously. Majestic buck didn't budge.
"Shoo! Shoo!" she shouted again. Nothing. She vanished into the house and reappeared with a large pan and lid which she clanged vigorously.
"Shoo!"
The buck stood and gazed at her. She retreated, slamming her door. I stood for a few seconds more, decided the show was over, and didn't slam my door. Heaven only knows how long he stood there. He must have gotten hungry for her well-tended plants at some point.
A year later, I wrapped up the hose somewhat untidily. (I save the careful winding for the date of our departure which is two weeks in this case.) I happened to turn as I reached the top step, just in time to spot a large raccoon lolloping back from the same yard across the way. He headed straight into the garden I'd just finished spraying, and spotted me eying him. He seemed resolutely unconcerned, as most raccoons I've encountered are. I knew better than to follow him, and went back into the house. I did not slam the door.
(I took the above photo in another garden in another Victoria house-sit in 2009. He was just as unbudgeable.)
Random categories: doe a deer, house-sitting, wildlife
Too bad, Greenland
About a week ago, someone got ticked off at a block party in a suburb of Toronto and shot some people. A few days later someone else decided a midnight movie premiere in Colorado would be a great place for target practice. Elsewhere in the news, there's a crisis in Syria, and a truly frightening and sudden ice melt in Greenland. Both these stories and many others have repercussions for the entire globe, but pages and pages, and hours and hours of news coverage are being devoted to these violent suburban incidents.
I'm not belittling their impact on hundreds of people, the relatives and loved ones of the slain, wounded and yes, even the murderers. However, I don't think the obsessive attention to these events benefits anybody and indeed, increases the likelihood of more murders. Why? Because, judging from the number of hit "reality" TV shows, everyone wants to be famous, and blowing a bunch of people away (unless you happen to be in Syria) seems a really efficient way to do this. Take a gander on this item from British journalist and screenwriter Charlie Brooker.
Now, personally, I find Brooker's sarcastic comments a tad redundant, but I think the recommendations to the media made starting at the 1:42 mark in this video by forensic psychiatrist Park Dietz are worth repeating, particularly #2 (and I'd add "Avoid mentioning the name of the killer whenever possible."):
1. "Don't start the story with the sirens blaring."
2. "Don't have photographs of the killer."
3. "Don't make this 24/7 coverage."
4. "Do everything you can not to make the body count the lead story."
5. "Don't make the killer some kind of anti-hero."
6. "Do localize this story to the affected community and make it as boring as possible in every other market . . . ."
How likely are newspapers and news programmes likely to take this advice? The answer is in the sixth point. We're talking about a market. They're selling this as news and we are gobbling it up.
Too bad, Greenland.
Random categories: news, perspective, shooting
Lilacs in Russia
The new (well, slightly-used) version of Blogger offers a way of accessing statistics about your blog, and I gather that yesterday, after four and a half years as a blogger, I posted my 500th post-it note from Hades -- albeit not in Hades at the time.
I used to check my statistics regularly through a Google service. It was a humbling experience, and when I lost the link after a virus mishap, I really didn't waste much time mourning. Now, I find it interesting (and still damn humbling) to have a gander at my Blogger statistics whenever I'm participating in NaBloPoMo --- chiefly because my readership is up slightly at that time.
It's a wee bit mystifying as well. Most of my hits are people searching for something else, usually an image. I gather they stumble across my blog for a matter of seconds and move on in their pursuit of . . . .lilacs. What's even stranger is that the vast majority of these lilac-seekers seem to be living in Russia.
If one of you Russian lilac-fans care to pause and tell me the significance of lilacs in the former Soviet Union (other than the fact that they seem to grow well there), I'd be delighted.
There are a lot of tricycle fans out there as well. Also people looking for pictures of Charles and Diana, but I've known about you lot for years. Time to move on, wouldn't you say?
Random categories: blogging, NaBloPoMo
Clickingbirds
Hummingbird, a photo by ngawangchodron on Flickr.
"Hummingbirds" is a misnomer. The Anna's Hummingbirds that cluster in the ancient branches of one of the apple trees at this summer's house-sit don't hum, they whir, like something between a very small engine and a very large insect.
They also chirrup as they zoom high into the air, usually in pairs.
For days, I've been wondering what the clicking sound has been in the backyard, the sound of a distant old-fashioned typewriter. Last night, I was down by the compost, frantically harvesting the last of the raspberries which will vanish with July. I heard that surprisingly deep thrum, and looked up as a hummingbird whizzed past my left ear in a streak of green. It hung above my head, sliding sideways every few seconds as if it were a bead on an invisible abacus.
I've watched them through windows for many years here in Victoria, yet this was the first time that I realized: hummingbirds click.
Random categories: birdwatching, mystery, summer, Victoria
Crossing the Emoticon
Yesterday, elder daughter posted a Facebook status regarding a week that has been rife with shootings, especially the mass ones at a block party in Toronto and a Batman premiere in Colorado:
"I wish all the guns would disappear."
Words seemed insufficient, so I posted an emoticon hug under her status. I checked it first and this is the one I chose:
({ })
According to several sites including chatslang.com, this is a variation of the common {} emoticon that represents a big hug; also the standard way to represent a hug on BlackBerry devices.
Early this morning, I found a text message waiting from elder daughter. It was gently put, although I could hear her eyes rolling from three times zones away: Hey Mum... Not sure what your comment on my recent status meant, but it's widely regarded as a vagina emoticon.
'Scuse me. A vagina emoticon??? Since when is a vagina an emotion? I did a quick check, feeling rather hesitant to type "vagina emoticon" into a search engine (though it might make a rather arresting name for an emo band...) and up came this, another one of those patronizing sites which suggests that anyone who has parented teenagers is, by definition, too stupid to use social media, or even computers, period.
It appears I'm not the first to make this gaffe. If you type the emoticon I posted at my elder daughter's Facebook wall into a Blackberry device, you will get something like this:
Shall we presume that someone at Blackberry has a sick sense of humour?
I went to my daughter's page at Facebook, deleted my comment (which I'm sure she had already hidden from her friends) and sent explanations by email and text.
Haha Love you, came the immediate reply.
I'll follow her example and just spell things out, shall I?
Random categories: emoticons, minefield, oh crap, social media
Perambulatin' at the Paint-in
I've been making my way down to the annual Moss Street Paint-in nearly every summer for the past twenty years. I used to take elder daughter when she was a little girl; one year, she made about half a dozen drawings ahead of time and presented them solemnly to selected artists along the several blocks between Fort Street and Dallas Road. They were gravely and graciously accepted.
This year, I'm in the company of younger daughter, who enjoys the paintings and sculptures well enough, but enjoys the buskers and many dogs even more. Moss Street is very much a residential street and all the kids who live along it are ready with lemonade and water stands, or band and orchestra instruments. One small boy in a lemon-yellow shirt and bare feet, hollered soulfully and mostly on key, while a girl his age stood next to a music stand, either waiting her turn or ready to turn pages.
We started at Fairfield Road this year, making a tour of the Moss Street Market which is held each Saturday in the summer on the grounds of elder daughter's first elementary school. Carrying a small bag of local German butter potatoes and munching on cupcakes, we turned south. As you can see from the photo above, Moss Street is milling with strollers and it seems to be packed, but when you're in the in midst of it, there's actually plenty of room to breathe, stop, and look.
One of the first things that made me stop was this collage by Tricia Hodgins. It made me think of stained glass windows, and Demeter. Sweet peas are her favourite. You can see more of what Ms Hodgins does at her web site.
When I'm at any art exhibit, indoors or out, I usually let myself wander and see if something calls to me. A few blocks farther, I found myself moving toward an extraordinary painting that exuded movement and the city of Victoria itself. I recognised the viewpoint as being westward down Fort Street towards the water of the Inner Harbour. The buildings lean in as a woman dressed in a style that reminds me of the thirties (not that I was ever there) walks a rather proud small dog north. I can tell by the shadows that it's mid-to-late morning.
The other paintings were equally vibrant and whimsical (younger daughter loved a trio featuring a biking rabbit, a hula-hooping cat, and a pogo-sticking dog), and all had titles except my thirties dog-walking lady. I suspected that this was because the painting had a buyer. I found Linny D. Vine's blog, and discovered that the painting is called "Downtown Spot". You can see it here. If you explore the blog, you'll see a lot more, including the paintings younger daughter liked.
The Paint-in features over one hundred and fifty artists, and I've yet to make it through the whole thing. After a while, the steady use of all five senses and the odd fact that walking slowly is more tiring than striding purposefully takes its toll. I could feel younger daughter switching off somewhere past Faithful Street. Time to escape up Cook Street and field questions about our stickers.
Random categories: art, Moss Street Paint-in, summer, Victoria
Mullet to the brain
It may be a Friday night, but I never was much of a party animal. I want to get to bed, and there's today's post to submit to NaBloPoMo, so here's another cheat: one of the Can/Con tunes I was considering for my Canada Day post.
This one screams "Vancouver in summer!" to me, although I doubt you'll find that many mullets there these days. (I sure hope not.) I like the guy in the truck trying to ruin the shot:
Random categories: Canadian music, Doug and the Slugs, getting today's post in for NaBloPoMo, Vancouver
The memory that won't be included
I've always thought of myself of being invisible.
I wonder now if that's quite true. I may be something rather worse: omnipresent. Somewhere near the end of my undergraduate years, a friend was searching for me at a party. Every person she met said, "Oh, she's here somewhere..."
But I wasn't. I hadn't been invited.
I've had people tell me I've been to school with them since Grade One. I was in Edmonton in Grade One and didn't come to Victoria until the beginning of Grade Four. Furthermore, I transferred to another elementary school for Grade Six and it has been alumni of this second school who are most likely to "remember" me as always being there, even though there's no way they could have a memory of me at age six.
That's me, I guess. Ubiquitous. Every now and then I get a breath-taking glimpse of just how insignificant I am in someone else's life.
Well, we can't be important to everybody. Unless we're fabulously powerful, or popular, or famous. I suspect no one fitting that description is reading this blog. You'd be too busy off somewhere being in demand. (I have, for the record, experienced fleeting periods of being in demand. It was exhausting.)
Today, I sat in a coffee shop with a friend I haven't seen for eight years. We had a lot of catching up to do about our own lives, but also recounting our separate experiences of the death of a mutual friend five years ago. She was our contemporary, and my friend is very close to the young daughters who lost their mother while still very small and, in their teens, are finding it harder and harder to remember.
She wants to put together a book of memories featuring stories and pictures from various schoolmates, colleagues and friends. I agreed enthusiastically; this is right up my alley, and I am still in regular contact with those of us who went to high school and university together.
With tears in her eyes, my friend told me of how her life had fallen apart after the death, of how she couldn't bear to see the same people I see almost every year when I return to Victoria to see Demeter. That has included me up until now, I guess.
"I hadn't realized how much I depended on her to keep me in the circle," she said.
As we talked further, I found myself considering how to collect what was needed for her memory book. I took many pictures back then; those will need to be uploaded when I get back to Hades and my diaries should have several anecdotes in them that I can share.
One story I'll be keeping to myself, but it's what comes to mind whenever I hear the name of this long-lamented mother and friend.
She happened to be on the same bus one weekend when I was traveling to Vancouver for one of my Masters in Education seminars. I was delighted to see her because I hadn't had much of an opportunity since graduation. She had gone to two remote BC communities to teach, working her way slowly into seniority and back to Victoria.
As I got ready for my stop which was one of the ones before the bus depot, I told her that she must come to dinner sometime.
"Oh, you don't need to keep inviting me to dinner," she laughed as I shouldered my bag. "We've really only ever been campus casual."
As I staggered down the aisle and tumbled out the bus, it was only partially due to the weight of my luggage. I'd known her for years, considered her a friend. It can be startling to learn how little you mean to a person. I suppose she thought she was being kind. She could be very kind; even after this, we shared a child-birthing class for both our second daughters, she gave the party when I left for Hades (although, come to think of it, our departure was not the reason), and invited me to her house whenever I came back to Victoria.
No, I'll skip that story for her daughters' memory book. I was never as close a friend as my companion in the coffee shop this morning, but there is a certain advantage of being the one on the periphery, the one that is always there and not always seen nor thought of. An omnipresent person is the observer, the storyteller.
Omnipresent like God, who, come to think of it, is also invisible. However God is also omnipotent and immortal, so that's where the comparison falls down.
Random categories: memory, rejection, ubiquity
The oncoming storm
I locked the door late that sunny afternoon, and as younger daughter and I headed out into the street, noticed for the first time that there was a wall of dark grey closing off the eastern horizon.
That's all right, I told myself. I felt the breeze on my cheeks as we turned west. That meant the storm was blowing east, surely.
As we approached the Dairy Queen, a twenty-minute down-hill trot, I noticed that the clouds appeared to be keeping pace with us, rumbling all the while. Still, the sun shone brightly, so brightly that younger daughter and I took seats well inside the restaurant.
By the time we finished our meals and got up to order our ice creams, we noticed that it was raining outside. I had not brought umbrellas. We decided to eat our desserts inside, in hopes the rain would subside.
It did, after a fashion, and a bus came immediately. At our home stop, the rain-drops were still almost dodge-able. We hurried the final few blocks. Younger daughter was the first to spot the lightening forks. I counted off after the flashes -- just a few seconds. Too close. As we got in the door, it got very dark, I hurried to the other side of the house and could see the storm sweeping in a diagonal line across Oak Bay towards us.
Gee, we're high up, I thought, noting the reason that I had such a great view was because I could see over the tree-tops below the house.
Four hours later, as the storm continued rumbling overhead, another thought occurred to me, and I started the search for candles in this house-sit. I placed them, with matches, at the end of the dining room table where I could feel for them if necessary.
It wasn't, but the flashes continued into the early hours of the morning.
(This happened last Friday, but it was only today that I found a coffee shop with strong enough WiFi to upload the pictures from my laptop online.)
Random categories: summer, thunder, Victoria, weather
Not today (not even this year and kind of not here)
Today (which is not today because my blog is set to Eastern Daylight Time and it's still yesterday here in Victoria) was like this. I took this five years ago, standing on the edge of Beacon Hill Park and shooting in the direction of the Olympic Mountains in Washington State. So it's sort of a shot of Canada and the United States at the same time, and I really need to get to bed.
Random categories: getting today's post in for NaBloPoMo, photography, summer, Victoria
If thou dost rain
Yesterday (well, the day before yesterday in Hades -- Victoria is three time zones behind) was St Swithin's Day, and for the first time that I can recall, it rained in Victoria.
See, I used to be an ESL instructor and I taught in the summer programme at the local university. The vast majority of my students were Québecois, taking advantage of summer language bursaries, a legacy of the late Pierre Elliot Trudeau.
Every year, for the first two weeks of July, I'd listen to them complain about how cold it was. I'd smile patiently and say, "This happens every summer. Just wait until the 15th, and we'll have a hot, dry spell that will last until the end of August. Then I'd explain that July 15th was St Swithin's Day, and recite the old rhyme:
St. Swithin's Day if thou dost rain
For forty days it will remain
St. Swithin's Day if thou be fair
For forty days 'twill rain nae mair.
I think I skipped the "dost" and "mair" stuff to save my breath.
During my fifth year of teaching, one of my more advanced students mentioned this to the monitors of the programme, undergraduate students whose job was to plan the non-academic portion of the summer programme and shepherd the students around, rather like camp counsellors. She reported to me later that they looked at her in bewilderment.
"Who told you this?" they inquired suspiciously.
"Well, Persephone," she replied, and she swore they all responded in perfect chorus: "Oh, if Persephone said it, it must be true!" It was then I realized I had a reputation of sorts. Probably for being a smart-ass.
Anyway, it rained in Victoria on St Swithin's Day, so by rights, it should have rained today and for thirty-eight more tomorrows. It didn't, but Environment Canada is promising cooler temperatures. Yes, and a bit of rain here and there, which is fine by me. I can almost hear the howls of protest from the Québecois on the university campus.
Random categories: St Swithin
Tell me about the rabbits, George
I took a Master's degree in Education back in my pre-child days. One of my fellow students was an older American with a twinkle in his eye and the unlikely name of Auberry Penn (not his real name, of course, but trust me, his actual name was just as unlikely). Another fellow student who had grown up in the States told me she was expecting a tall African-American, not a medium-sized roly-poly white fellow with spectacles. Often, when the conversation lagged, Auberry would smile gently.
"Tell me about the rabbits, George," he'd say.
I was thinking about Auberry yesterday afternoon when I took younger daughter to see the Blue Bridge Repertory Theatre's version of Of Mice and Men. After all, Auberry was named after a small town in California. The McPherson Theatre is full of memories for me as it is. I've seen countless plays and concerts there, even a hypnotist.
I also have a history with Of Mice and Men. Like many North Americans, I first read it in my teens, except in my case, it wasn't required reading. (The Red Pony was.) I was just into Steinbeck. It's clear and uncluttered reading, well-suited to adolescents. Later, I saw televised versions and heard radio plays. So I figured I knew what I was getting into.
The Blue Bridge Repertory Theatre's production is also uncluttered and streamlined. When you enter the theatre, you see a lone tree at twilight, hearing the night sounds of rural California. You pass the sign on the which warns theatre-goers about pistol shots, dry ice, and "inflammatory language". The company has been getting feedback about the use of the "n-word", common enough in 1930s American culture but shocking to twenty-first century Canadian ears. The fella at the box office also told me that people were upset about the death of Candy's (played by Brian Linds) dog. I looked at him pointedly as he handed me my tickets.
"People need to get their priorities straight." The guy grinned and nodded.
What we saw was strong ensemble acting, and superlative performances from the leads: a touching but not overdone Lenny from Gary Farmer, and a protective and desperate George (the impressive David Ferry) who swings between patience and frustration, fury and resignation.
What was new to me was the back-story of Curly's wife (we never learn her name), played by Samatha Richard. Her original vicious knee-jerk racism toward Crooks, the crippled black stable hand who is barred from the bunkhouse (played by Laurence Dean Hill), has been removed from this version of the play, and we hear a long tale of loneliness and a naive longing for stardom which lifts her somewhat from the simplistic role of femme fatale in which Steinbeck cast her so long ago.
Things hurtled towards disaster. In the closing moments, George tells Lenny about the rabbits once more, and for the first time, after so many readings, viewings, hearings of this story, I found myself weeping. A great deal of this could be attributed to the skill of the actors, many of whom had impressive CVs. However, it's also been many years since I was a teenager. This time, I saw men yearning not so much for what they don't have, but what they have lost: homes, family, safety, security. And it's George's desperate need to shield Lenny that leads to a heartbreaking decision. No teenager should understand loss that well; those that do have not been protected enough. Eventually, we grow beyond protection, ready or not.
At the curtain call, I stood, clapped, tried to wipe my eyes discreetly.
"That was a bit sad," observed younger daughter as we made our way out into the sunshine. A Mexican band played in Centennial Square; tiny children cavorted on the stage while several couples danced some pretty complex salsa. Younger daughter and I laughed delightedly and walked on.
Random categories: John Steinbeck, theatre, Victoria
They never met
I have two posts in process, but I'm running out of time for today. (By the way, if the dates for this NaBloPoMo seem screwy, it's because my blog is on Hades time - EDT - while Victoria is on Pacific Daylight Time, so although I'm completing my daily post before midnight, if it's after 9 pm, it will be date-stamped for the next day on my blog.)
Tonight, I hastily offer a rarity. This Martin Mull duet (I'm afraid I don't know the name of the lady) appeared on the Michael Nesmith summer variety show "Television Parts", back in the day when they had summer replacement series.
In the eighties, Nesmith (yes, formerly of The Monkees) was a video pioneer, and "Television Parts" grew out of his video show "Elephant Parts". I believe Micky Dolenz, also a former Monkee, was one of the directors for the TV show.
I love the loopy lyrics of this ditty:
They never met, not even briefly.
I know you were thinking they might,
But they never met; the problem was chiefly
That she worked the day shift and he worked the night.
Random categories: Martin Mull, Mike Nesmith, songs
Bedside manners
Demeter was determined that I should attend last Sunday's service at the First Unitarian Church of Victoria. The focus was to be The Bedside Singers, a group of Victoria Hospice volunteers who (when invited) gather in dying patients' rooms to sing them whatever they require and desire. A bonus for me, aside from the fact that I was a volunteer at the Hospice for some years before we left Victoria in 2000, was that I know two of the Bedside Singers quite well, although I hadn't heard of the group which was formed after my departure.
I enjoyed the service enormously, and when I approached them afterwards, the singers told me they'd seen me nodding in recognition of the things they were saying. I, in turn, told them the story of one of the two deaths for which I was present at Hospice.
See, when a patient is near death, you generally go fetch the nurses who usually know the patient and the family better than a volunteer who is only on the unit for three hours once a week. However, after children, I had to take weekend shifts which were quieter, as the administrative and counseling staff and the doctors had gone home. There seemed to be fewer nurses, too, although that can't have been right. One Saturday morning, I was asked to shave a non-responsive gentleman whose partner was on her way in. It was an electric razor, so although I had never shaved anyone before, I set to, softly telling the fellow what I was doing, because we were trained to never assume a patient can't hear.
He stopped breathing shortly before his partner arrived, and about half an hour after I shaved him, I hastily add. The nurse asked me to wait with him while they waylaid the lady to tell her the news. She soon came in, and I introduced myself briefly, asking if she'd like some time alone.
At that very minute, the gentleman breathed in with a noisy gasp. His partner and I nearly leapt into each other's arms. She hurried to his side, and I waited for the next breath. Which didn't come.
The lady looked up at me in tearful triumph.
"He waited for me!"
So, as deaths go, that one was remarkably untraumatic. Still, it's a solemn and unsettling thing to be present at a fellow human being's exit, so I phoned the Resident Fan Boy to warn him, and he was waiting for me at the door when I came home.
"It's a strange feeling," I told him. "It's only the second death I've been at...and the first fellow I ever shaved...."
The Resident Fan Boy could not resist. Striking a melodramatic pose, he warbled: ♪He went to his Maker impeccably shaved!♪
If you don't consider this in bad taste (the Resident Fan Boy has a rather dark sense of humour), here's the reference. (If you do, perhaps you'd better avert your eyes):
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd
His skin was pale, his eye was odd
He shaved the faces of gentlemen
Who never thereafter were heard of again...
He trod a path that few had trod
Did Sweeney Todd
The demon barber of Fleet Street
He kept a shop in London town
of fancy clients, and good renown.
And what if none of their souls were saved?
They went to their maker impeccably shaved
By Sweeney,
By Sweeney Todd
Swing your razor wide, Sweeney!
Hold it to the skies!
Freely flows the blood of those who moralize...
His needs were few, his room was bare.
A lavabo and a fancy chair.
A mug of suds and a leather strop
an apron, a towel, a pail and a mop.
For neatness he deserves a nod,
does Sweeney Todd,
Inconspicuous, Sweeney was
Quick, and quiet, and clean he was.
Back of his smile
Under his word
Sweeney heard music that nobody heard.
Sweeney pondered and Sweeney planned
Like a perfect machine he planned
Sweeney was smooth
Sweeney was subtle
Sweeney would blink and rats would scuttle...
Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd.
He served a dark and a vengeful god.
What happened then? Well that's the play,
And he wouldn't want us to give it away...
Not Sweeney...
Not Sweeney Todd....
The Demon Barber of Fleet...Street...
Random categories: Broadway, hospice, questionable taste, singing
Little ducks lined up in a row, a photo by Madeleine_H on Flickr.
When we come to Victoria, there are boxes to tick. Some years ago, I made a little list of homesickness, things I dream about during the long winters, khaki springs, and oppressive summers of Ottawa.
Today, I led younger daughter through Beacon Hill Park, through the layers of memories that rest over Victoria for me, like February drifts when we have a snowy winter in Ottawa. I saw the ducks lined up on the old log, but didn't have my camera with me, so I've "borrowed" this photo by Madeleine Holland (who evidently had her camera last week). There was also quite a line-up of photographers catching the same image today.
I told younger daughter about having elder daughter on a harness, because she'd plunge towards the ducks, whatever the weather.
"You didn't care for the harness, did you?"
"No," she agreed gravely, and we went on past the flower-beds which I remember being empty during the drought of 2001, and how they were "planted" with lights for that one evening of Luminara that year. Luminara, alas, died two years ago, after a dozen years of music, dancing and home-made lanterns. Ironically, someone got inspired by the festival not long ago and brought it to Ottawa where it still thrives.
On the bridge over the lily pond, a trio of girls squirmed on their bellies with sticks trying to secure a water lily for themselves. We stepped around them and made our way past the enormous water kettle that replaced the grubby wading pool where I used to skin my toes when I was a girl.
We finally reached today's box to tick -- Beacon Drive-in, which has been serving soft ice cream to park wanderers since the dawn of time. Younger daughter tucked contentedly into chicken fingers while I had my first bacon burger in - oh - about twenty years, I should think. Younger daughter gazed in pleasure across the street, and when I asked what had made her smile, she replied: "Nothing. Just enjoying the day."
We got our soft ice cream cones and strolled back through the park by another path.
Random categories: autism, little boxes, PDD-NOS, summer, Victoria
Razztherapy
At the end of our first full day of this year`s house-sit, I went out to retrieve our laundry from the line, and suddenly remembered that our hosts had asked me to turn off the soaker system in their vegetable garden.
It was my first time descending through the garden, my head almost reeling from the scent of the honeysuckle which I know will have gone by August. However, it`s still early July and in Victoria, this means:
Ohhhh. Raspberries. Dozens and dozens of them, hanging like jewels, dragging the branches of the bushes to the ground. I ran back inside, grabbing containers and re-emerging with younger daughter.
"See the ones that almost purple?" I told her. "Pull them gently; if they`re ready, they will come easily."
And for fifteen minutes in the setting sun, we plucked warm, squishy clusters. I lifted leaves and kept finding more and more. When we had about three cups`worth, we retreated, leaving the crimson ones to ripen.
Raspberries and Island Farm ice cream for dessert. I've been dreaming of this all through the Hadean winter.
Random categories: house-sitting, raspberries, summer, Victoria
When I'm feeling stressed, injured, sad, or furious during my yearly sojourn, the Resident Fan will tell me (usually by long distance from Hades): "At least you're miserable in Victoria."
Okay, so I'm in Victoria. And I'm miserable. Never mind why, if I find the courage, I will find the words and the way. A new way.
In the meantime, someone has been kind enough to post this hard-to-find version of "New Way to Walk" from Sesame Street. This features the dancing of Savion Glover (whom I was lucky enough to see perform in Ottawa the winter before last ---naturally I never got around to blogging about it) and Bill Irwin, among others. It takes me back to when my daughters were young children, and we lived on a leafy street two blocks from my mother.
I will find a new way to walk. It will probably help that I'm in Victoria, however temporarily. And I'm house-sitting now, so blogging will be easier, whether I'm happy or not.
Random categories: courage, Sesame Street, setback, Victoria
Trailing clouds of deception
For some reason, the WiFi at my favourite coffee shop in the Cook Street Village neighbourhood of Victoria is working just fine this morning -- I didn't even have to sign in! Should I be worried?
House-sit starts tomorrow so, shivering a little in the cool shade of the patio this cloudless July morning, I'm "place-holding" with a couple of examples from another sort of YouTube meme --- making trailers that completely mislead you about the film genre:
Suppose, for example, (given the fact that everyone was mourning Nora Ephron last week) that Sleepless in Seattle wasn't a romantic comedy?
Or, if you want to go in the totally opposite direction:
That's my particular favourite, even though it seems to be deliberately designed to con some poor innocent who's been living under a rock to thinking they'd be renting a sweet little film about growing up.
Like all memes, the quality varies widely, but there's some fun to be had here if you have time to spare. Which I don't. 'Bye.
Random categories: memes, movie trailers, movies, YouTube
The little goose girl
This is one of the photos I took Friday which I could not get off my laptop onto Demeter's PC. I'm at the local Starbucks. Unlike my favoured coffee shop across the street; they have fabulous WiFi and you don't even need to log on. So I'm selling my soul to show this picture; I hope you appreciate it.
It's younger daughter encountering a gaggle of Canada geese as she paddles at Willows Beach in Victoria at twilight.
Random categories: daughter, getting today's post in for NaBloPoMo, photography, summer, Victoria
Between my slow recovery from jet lag, and a reduction in privacy (Demeter doesn't have WiFi, so I'm forced to use her PC), I'm finding daily posting for Nablopomo more of a challenge than usual. My house-sit, which begins on Tuesday, has ditched their eighties computer for a new model. They don't have WiFi either, but I will have more time and privacy, so I'm making do with place-holders until then.
I have neither the fame nor a popular enough blog to have haters of the calibre featured here, but this is an amusing response to a group with way too much time and privacy --- and anonymity (oh gawd, is that spelled correctly?):
Random categories: Isabel Fay, trolls, YouTube
Photo Finished
I took photos this evening, and downloaded them, for the every first time, to my laptop. I edited them and saved them as attachments. Alas, there is no way I can post them tonight because Demeter does not have WiFi. I give up.
Random categories: computers, defeat, getting today's post in for NaBloPoMo
Back in the realm of Demeter
It's past 11 pm in Hades, but only after eight o'clock here in Victoria. The sun sets later because Victoria is several latitudes further north than Ottawa, and the green of Vancouver Island is deeper and darker. The Resident Fan Boy, reached by phone, tells me that there's a heat and humidity warning for Hades tomorrow.
I just may laugh myself to sleep.
Out tomorrow in search of BC strawberries and raspberries.
But no pomegranates. I only have six weeks with my mother as it is...
Random categories: mother, summer, Victoria
Literary England
This nifty poster appeared on a distant cousin's Facebook page. I saved it to my computer to get a better look at it, and this turned out to be a fortunate thing, because the item suddenly disappeared from the said cousin's page. Copyright? Do you think I'll get a warning? I think it's from Waterstone's, a bookshop we don't have here in Canada.
Anyway, before this disappeared, the cousin remarked that Charles Dickens did not appear to be on it, and I think she may be right; I checked Southampton where he was born and Chatham where he was a small boy, and he doesn't appear to be in the London area at all, which is odd when you consider this year is the 200th anniversary of his birth. I also failed to find Oscar Wilde in Dublin, where I expected, but he's there, evidently in the Reading area where he spent the last years of his imprisonment, so I guess that works.
I was going to write about something else, but I'm packing for the trip to Victoria. (I hate packing.) I'm tired and I want to go to bed. So I hope this will enlarge for you if you click on it, but if it doesn't, I'm too bushed to do anything about it. God give you goodnight.
Random categories: authors, England, map
Chair wars at Agincourt
(Photo: Andrew Alexander)
I dread festival seating anywhere , but particularly in Hades. It's a competitive city and this spills over into their arts scene. The Resident Fan Boy says this reaches its epitome during the annual summertime Chamber Music Festival where patrons will line up for hours to acquire a painful pew (concerts are usually in churches) a shade closer to front and centre.
So, last evening, the RFB, elder daughter, younger daughter and I set off with two camp chairs and a large blanket, so that daughters could sit at the improvised footlights near the makeshift stage while their parents sat in relative comfort a bit further back. A fast-and-loose interpretation of Shakespeare's Henry V by the Company of Fools was in the offing. We'd been looking forward to it for weeks, and for the past four summers, have had no problems with the seating arrangements, which are first come, furthest forward; blankets in front of camp chairs.
Two little wrinkles, though. This was the only presentation we could see of the production before younger daughter and I depart for Victoria and it was opening night. ( Those were not the wrinkles; we usually attend opening night for much the same reason.) The show fell, unusually, on a holiday Monday because Canada Day fell on a Sunday, which meant we were dealing with Sunday schedule buses which, in turn, meant we arrived at Strathcona Park in Sandy Hill about forty minutes before showtime. So, for the first time, we found ourselves with the opportunity of setting up our chairs in the front row. Directly ahead of us was the swathe of lawn designed for those willing to sit on blankets, a long string demarcating the performance area. Two Adirondack chairs were front and centre behind the "blanket zone"; these were festooned with crepe and a length of bungee cord was spread on the ground in front of them with the ends curving around the sides. A bit confused, I sought out a volunteer to direct us where to set up, thinking the pair of thrones might also indicate where an aisle was to be, as has happened sometimes in the Camosun College Summer Shakespeare in Victoria.
No, the volunteer assured us, there would be no centre aisle and we were welcome to set up our chairs in line with the "VIP seating", leaving the space in front for people who would be seated on the ground. We settled in, but not before shoving our chairs over to accommodate a lady who also wanted to sit in the front row. We read our programmes and Scott Florence, one of the Fools' founders, directed camp-chair-sitters further back on our extreme right to move closer in and a form a semi circle.
Things were hunky-dory until the volunteers became occupied elsewhere, and a rather perma-pressed family of three bearing three royal blue camp-chairs set up in the blanket zone on the extreme left. The RFB and I noted them uneasily, but they were, I guess, far enough to the left to not excite comment. Shortly afterwards, a well-groomed couple showed up with regal red camp chairs and lined them up with the royal blue camp chairs. Someone questioned this, but the very blonde lady loudly announced that the blue bungee cord was clearly only meant to pick out the VIP chairs. This was the signal for an elderly lady seated a row back to move her chair directly in front of the VIP chairs. This was too much for the woman on our right who had been discussing the emerging situation indignantly with the RFB. She scurried off in search of a volunteer, who returned, and gently got the new line of chairs to move back --- but only a few inches, and still firmly in front of the chairs that had been there first.
Now a middle-age couple strode in and set up their small wooden collapsible chairs smack-dab ahead of the Resident Fan Boy and me. We knew swift action was needed.
"Excuse us," we said firmly, with some support from the indignant woman next to us. "We were told to put our chairs back here; that area is designated for blankets."
Wooden collapsible lady looked at us in disbelief, her confusion, no doubt, not helped by the half row of camp-chairs to our left.
"These are very small chairs," she protested.
We persisted and the couple backed down and set up over to the right, directly in front of some other people who had arrived earlier, but didn't care to press the point. It was true the couple's chairs were small, what are called "low profile" by those who sell them, but I noticed the lady's head was at the same level of those behind her; she was rather statuesque. I still think they were being rather unfair to the people who had gone through the trouble to come earlier, but no doubt they were quietly discussing how unreasonable we were being.
A trio of older people set up their blanket at the feet of the Resident Fan Boy and Indignant Woman. They apologised for sitting there, if you please. The Resident Fan Boy assured them that they were in the right spot and Indignant Woman added mischievously: "We've been waiting for you..."
I don't enjoy standing up for myself, so my nerves were still jangling when the play began. I was worried that the pre-show drama would overshadow the play itself, which began when a man climbed into a chest in the stage, begged us not to give him away and disappeared as a quartet of giggling women, also dressed in sky-blue golf-shirts and plaid Bermudas ran up and looked at us questioningly.
"He's in the chest," called a quisling from the crowd, and when they gingerly lifted the lid, the man sprang up like a jack-in-the-box and proclaimed: "O, for a muse of fire..."
The play had begun, one of William Shakespeare's history plays (which have more to do with propaganda than history), and the five actors, four sock puppets, and one talking stuffed bear took on more than twenty-five parts to tell the story of the warrior king Henry the Five and the Battle of Agincourt, through songs, nursery rhymes, swordplay, cross-dressing, puppetry, and in the true tradition of Shakespearean theatre, really, really bad accents. We knew the French were the French because they had pretty hats and accused us of smelling of elderberries. We knew Fluellen was Welsh because he (well, she) had a large leek drawn on his (her) chest. We figured out that MacMorris was Irish through geographical references and frankly, I'm not sure what Captain Gower was supposed to be because I couldn't place his/her accent. (Captain Jamy is supposed to be the Scots officer but didn't seem to get a look-in in this version. For what it's worth, I think the accents were bad on purpose....)
So how do you make Henry the Fifth palatable, accessible, and even a wee bit comprehensible to an audience that ranges from preschoolers to people who have been alive a long time? The Fools use humour whenever possible and for them, that's most of the time. The result was indeed very funny, sometimes unexpectedly touching, and occasionally surreal. For example, when the trio of traitors Cambridge, Grey and Scrope were executed for their treachery, they helpfully hanged themselves by raising the nooses over their heads and leaning a little, and singing "The Big Ship Sails on the Alli-alli-o". The murder of the pages was shown through the dismemberment of the stuffed bear puppet, done in a cartoon-like fashion so that the children in the audience would have no doubt that this is play-acting. But the reaction of King Henry to the slaughter was not drained of grief and horror and when the remains of the puppet were tenderly put in a tiny black coffin and borne away with a mournful song, it was genuinely sad.
Margo MacDonald, a co-founder of A Company of Fools, played Henry absolutely straight and the stirring speeches "Once more into the breach..." and "We happy few" were just that, enthralling. Perhaps her biggest challenge was the courtship scene in which she wooed Simon Bradshaw, the sole male cast-member who was decked out in ringlets and clearly channeling Lucy Van Peldt.
By the end of the play, all seating silliness was forgotten and loud cheering ensued. The caps were passed and I made sure our contribution matched the fun we'd had on a rather lovely summer evening in a beautiful park seeing a play that was, after all, not that far from Shakespeare intended.
That's what I'd like to think, anyway.
And the VIPs? They turned out to be nice people. The wife was a prize-winning journalist, so, in the line-up for free ice cream, her proud husband promoted her, and I madly promoted elder daughter and....
Gee, I've been in Ottawa too long.
Random categories: A Company of Fools, etiquette, Ottawa, Shakespeare, theatre
Boom went the moon
Canada Day Fireworks - Ottawa - 2009, a photo by Young_Jared on Flickr.
In the years since I came to Hades, it's been my custom to slip out of the house close to ten o'clock on the evening of Canada Day and wander down my street in the odd afterglow of the summer sun. Peering down the street, between buildings, I can see the upper half of the fireworks show that blazes behind Parliament Hill over the Ottawa River to the north-west of our New Edinburgh neighbourhood.
Some years ago, one of younger daughter's "guardian angels" mentioned that a good place to see fireworks is from the vantage point of Stanley Park which occupies the left bank of the Rideau River just before it tumbles into the larger Ottawa River in a curtain of water (hence the name "rideau").
Finding myself short a few steps on my daily pedometer minimum, I resolved to see if this were true. The day had been hot, but not particularly humid (unusual for Hades in the summer), and the evening air was as comfortable as a second skin. I made my way through the streets of New Edinburgh, making out silhouettes against the not-quite-dark sky, shadows of those atop the taller apartment buildings waiting for the pyrotechnics. I heard the popping and crackling of firecrackers from the nearby streets, and as I passed two young men who had just shackled their bikes to a dark veranda, they tossed the first of two small fireworks into the air behind me, startling me with a showering of blue and green embers.
As I got closer to the park, I was joined by more and more pedestrians walking in the same direction. Just as my feet hit the grass leading to the riverside path, the first explosion boomed ahead and the sky glowed scarlet. Immediately I heard shouts and shrieks and tall pale figures pelted from the street toward the river while smaller white figures raced in the exact opposite direction. Younger kids startled by the noise, I supposed, and perhaps drunk on the excitement of being out after dark.
I picked up my pace, my view obscured by the thick foliage of the river bank. Soon I reached the paved section opposite the tennis courts where several family groups had set up camp chairs while younger ones sat on the cement edge and dangled their feet over the river. I could have pushed farther in to the open area near Sussex Drive where I suspect young Jared Young took the above photo in 2009. (I suspect he's young; how many people over the age of 25 are named Jared?) However, I'm not a fan of crowds and this grouping was small and civilized. I planted myself behind a woman slightly shorter than myself and peered through a triangle made by the limbs and trunks of a birch tree: blossoming balls of twinkle, showers of sparkle, and, new this year, odd sideways umbrellas of glitter. Appreciative gasps and murmurs all around.
The river was like glass. Every time there was a boom, the full moon hanging over the opposite bank seemed to echo it. I half expected to see it burst into a million bright shards. Sitting with her back to the brilliance, a young woman checked her text messages.
The fireworks rarely last longer than twenty minutes, so I retraced my steps in order to beat the stampede back to the cars. I passed a boy on a bench, shielded from the show by huge beeches. He too was engrossed in his phone.
As I came to where I had entered the park, I remembered I had seen the first fireworks reflected in the bend of the river. Even now there was still someone sliding carefully down the rocks to the river's edge where a dozen people were perched precariously. I peered through the leaves at the final large bursts of light, doubled by the almost perfectly still waters of the Rideau.
Even as I hurried back into the side streets, I could see a long line of recreational vehicles joining the line-up along Crichton Street to wait for the traffic light at the intersection leading either to St Patrick's Bridge or the Vanier Parkway. I looked up and noticed that the moon was now muffled by mackerel clouds, booming no more.
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Crooning the medium
I have discussed the rather surreal experience of Canada Day in the Nation's Capital in this blog before. It's been four years, so little has changed. The flags go up about three weeks before the holiday, and today, everyone -- I mean everyone -- is dressed in red and white. Luckily, both the Accent Snob's harness and leash are scarlet, though I did attach a maple leaf button for emphasis.
I thought it would be fun to take a little tour through Canadian popular music in honour of the day, but there's actually a helluva lot of great Canadian music, so I'm limiting it to five songs I rather like and the only connecting theme (aside from their "Canadian-ness") is geography; each artist comes from a different region of our rather large country.
Let's start with someone with roots in the seventies, Gino Vanelli from Montreal, who had a number of rather overproduced hits featuring his huge mane and equally hairy chest. By the 1980s, he had pared down his locks and sound. His chest hair is still very visible, but he evidently lost it for his alter-ego; the woman who drives in (literally) to this gay bar is also Vanelli. Well, he was a very pretty man. Also straight, from what I can tell.
Next, with one international hit ("Echo Beach"), come Toronto's Martha and the Muffins. If you don't live in Canada, you'll probably never have heard any of their other songs. This one was a hit in Canada and a salute to Canadian communication theorist Marshall McLuhan:
Marshall McLuhan, you may recall, had a cameo in Annie Hall:
My question is, if films are supposed to be a hot medium and television is a cool medium, what happens when you watch Annie Hall on television?
Sorry. Where was I?
Ah the West Coast! Barney Bentall was born in Toronto and grew up in Calgary, but this song sounds like the West Coast to me, and indeed, the Legendary Hearts did come out of Vancouver:
I love this song, so you can imagine how disappointed I was to hear Madison Violet's recent cover of it, which changes "Bobby" to "Joanie". Madison Violet is a perfectly talented duo, capable of writing their own decent songs. They should have left this one alone. You can listen to their version here, if you'd like tips on how to suck the life out and blunt the edges of a classic.
This song, by the ridiculously pretty Chantal Kreviazuk who was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba, pulls me back to 1999, the year before we left Victoria:
Is she as pretty as Gino Vanelli?
To finish off, let's go to the East Coast where elder daughter spends most of her year, so let's make it a relatively current number from Joel Plaskett, born in Lunenberg and raised in Halifax. This video screams "Nova Scotia!!" at me, and I just love this song:
Nothing from the territories or Newfoundland, I'm afraid, there's great music there, but I'm running out of time. Fireworks at Capital Hill in about half an hour, and if I trot down to the right street, I'll get a glimpse of the larger and higher ones.
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Grading on a curve
Every day, for the past three days, someone has written a column about Nora Ephron, about her influence, about the sense of personal loss each columnist feels.
For myself, I think Ephron, for all her journalism, novels, for all the movies she wrote or directed, will be chiefly remembered for the quasi-trilogy of romantic comedies: When Harry Met Sally; Sleepless in Seattle, and You've Got Mail. Of these, I think You've Got Mail and Sleepless in Seattle were the lesser works, YGM being somewhat lesser than SiS. They were charming, witty fairy tales (inspired, according to Ephron herself, not a little by Jane Austen). In YGM, the heroine ends up falling magically for the very fellow who has engineered the demise of her small, revered bookshop --- but it's okay; he's fabulously wealthy and she can always go work in his box bookstore. In SiS, a woman comes to see that you really shouldn't settle for the guy with an allergy, no matter how sweet he is and perfect for you; you should drop everything and go after the dream guy you heard on the radio. I actually quite enjoyed these two films, all evidence to the contrary, but felt mightily manipulated and rather uneasy about what they seemed to be telling us. Of course, matters probably weren't helped by the fact that SiS came out when I was the mother of one and YGM when I was the mother of two. I didn't even see YGM in a cinema, but riddled with commercials on TV. I didn't get out much in those days.
When Harry Met Sally was a different kettle of fish, and not just because I went to see it the day I first learned my mother-in-law was dying. (It's a long story.) We tend to forget that landmark films are landmark films, simply because they are so heavily imitated. However, can you really think of a movie like WHMS coming out before 1989? A lot of the columnists have mentioned Annie Hall, but that's Woody Allen seeing women through his own heavily filtered lens (albeit also with Gershwin tunes). Both Sally and Harry emerge as fully-developed characters; we're seeing both their viewpoints. We're also treated to the rather saner viewpoints of Marie and Jess, played to perfection by Carrie Fisher and the late Bruno Kirby. ("Promise me I'll never be back out there...")
You've Got Mail and Sleepless in Seattle are fluffy confections, but When Harry Met Sally is the feast, a cinematic classic. YGM and SiS are pop songs; WHMS is a symphony. You get the idea.
That said, none of my favourite bits of WHMS are on YouTube. Most of them involve Carrie Fisher --- and that faked orgasm scene in the deli has been repeated to death, so I'm including my favourite scene from Sleepless in Seattle which has everything in it that made When Harry Met Sally great: witty yet realistic dialogue, and fabulous supporting performances, supplied in this case by Victor Garber and Rita Wilson, discussing two movies that are lesser works, but still beloved by somebody. I haven't seen either of them.
Random categories: movies, Nora Ephron
Dancing before falling down
I spent the last day of this particular NaBloPoMo baking pies. For some reason, there appears to be a pool of cooking oil in the bottom of the oven, and by the time I put the third pie in, smoke was seeping out and our smoke detector went off. The Resident Fan Boy reports that this is the first time the Accent Snob was actually quite eager to go out for a walk. The pies taste fine, but I'm stopping at four. (Bake sale at younger daughter's school tomorrow.)
This completes my eighth NaBloPoMo month. For the record, I've done February and September 2009; March, August and November 2010; April and October 2011; and now May 2012. For my next feat, now that I've acquired a laptop, I will attempt to NaBloPoMo July 2012 while travelling to Victoria, BC and house-sitting a place with a 1980s computer. This should be fun...
As my May swan-song, I'm dredging up a video I was originally going to use for a review of La La La Human Steps, a modern dance troupe from Montreal. Unfortunately, I saw them a year ago, so I'll skip the review (the evening was disappointing anyway, from what I vaguely recall), and share the video which is from the glory days of the company when Louise Lecavalier was still their lead dancer and Edouard Lock was in his prime. You'll see them both dancing here in this video which features Quebecoise actor Carole Laure singing "Danse avant de tomber", the French version of "Save the Last Dance for Me". I chiefly remember Ms Laure for her role in the deeply weird 1978 film that actually won Best Foreign Language Film: Préparez vos mouchoirs (Get Out Your Handkerchiefs)
(I doubt it would even get made these days. It involves a woman not coming out of her depression until she takes up with a thirteen-year-old boy -- it was billed as a romantic comedy... )
(2015 update: The French language version got yanked off YouTube, so I'm linking to the English version which doesn't have quite the same feel, although the dancing is identical.)
I think what I love best about this is how the rather dangerous and hostile feel of most of the video is contrasted with the safe and tender dance of Laure and her mother. That's probably just me.
And this is also just me, signing off. I hope to get a few posts in during June before recklessly trying to NaBloPoMo July. Wish me luck.
Random categories: Carole Laure, dance, La La La Human Steps, music videos, Quebec
Not today (not even this year and kind of not here...


It teaches the Bible - which is the basis of our faith in God and leads us to Christ as Savior and Lord of each individual.
It Trains the mind and the heart in the direction of eternity.
Enables you to enjoy the friendship and companionship of sincere Christians.
it helps to develop the Christian personality, necessary for to victoriously face the problems of life.
The main purpose of Bible Sunday School is to teach us to be exemplary Christians, by their words and actions.
It presents interesting programs for your pleasure and culture.
There is a class for every age, and every family can attend and take advantage of the classes received.
The vast opportunity to serve God and the Church, in activities that would not be possible in another place.
It turns our eyes to heaven and makes us understand that we must prepare ourselves for the life beyond the grave.
The interval of an hour or more that we spent in Sunday School every Sunday, could not be employed with greater benefit in any other place.
"The Bible School Sunday is the friend of Childhood, the inspiration of Youth, the strength of the Maturity and the comfort of Old Age!"


The Office of Student Records maintains the official academic record of each student in perpetuity and provides official transcripts to students upon request. Official transcripts are comprised of your entire academic career.
I. The right to inspect and review the student's education records.
II. The right to request the amendment of the student's education records that the student believes are inaccurate, misleading or in violation of the student's rights of privacy.
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The University of Maine has designated certain information contained in the education records of its students as directory information for purposes of FERPA. Such directory information may be publicly shared by the University unless the student has taken formal action to restrict its release. Directory information includes; name, address, e-mail address, phone number, major and degree, participation in officially recognized activities and sports, weight and height of student athletes, most recent previous college or university attended, dates of attendance, degrees and awards received, enrollment status (full-time or part-time), grade level and date of birth. Students can indicate that their directory information not be released at any time while they are an enrolled student at the University.


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Mr. Anthony (Tony) M. Fadell
A Lebanese American computer science engineer, he was the Senior Vice President of the iPod Division at Apple Inc., having succeeded Jon Rubinstein in 2006. On November 4, 2008, Apple announced that he would be stepping down as Senior Vice President but would remain with the company as an adviser to then-CEO Steve Jobs. His wife, Danielle Lambert, Vice President of Human Resources at Apple, left the company soon thereafter. He is an alumnus of Grosse Pointe South High School in Grosse Pointe Farms, Michigan. He graduated from the University of Michigan with a BS in Computer Engineering in 1991. While there, he was a member of the Phi chapter of Psi Upsilon Fraternity. In 2010, he founded Nest, a company which announced its first product, a learning thermostat, in October 2010. While still at Michigan, he was CEO of Constructive Instruments, which marketed MediaText, multimedia composition software for children. He worked for Apple spinoff General Magic for three years, starting in 1992 as a diagnostics engineer and progressing to a systems architect, where he was responsible for the development of a number of technologies and devices including the Sony Magic Link and Motorola Envoy, both of which were part of the Magic Cap platform. In 1995 he was hired by Philips where he was co-founder, Chief Technology Officer, and Director of Engineering in the Mobile Computing Group, which developed a number of Windows CE-based handheld services, notably the Philips Velo and Nino. He went on to become a Vice President of Philips Strategy and Ventures where he was in charge of developing Philips' digital audio strategy consisting of technology direction for silicon and software, as well as its investment portfolio and potential business models. During the 1990s, he started his own company called Fuse to develop the "Dell of the Consumer Electronics." One of the devices he had in mind was a small hard disk-based music player. Fuse failed, however, to find a second round of funding, and he started exploring developing the product at other companies. He first approached RealNetworks in 2000, but left after only six weeks. The second company he approached was Apple. He started doing work for Apple from February 2001 as a contractor designing the iPod and planning Apple's audio product strategy. In April 2001 he was hired by Apple to assemble and run its iPod & Special Projects group, where he was tasked with overseeing the design and production of the iPod and iSight devices, following the direction of Jon Rubenstein. He was promoted to Vice President of iPod engineering in 2004. On October 14, 2005, Apple announced that he would replace the retiring Jon Rubinstein as Senior Vice President of the iPod Division on March 31, 2006. On November 3, 2008, The Wall Street Journal broke the story of his departure from Apple. He founded Nest Labs in October 2010. Based in Palo Alto, California, Nest Labs or Nest is a company that designs and manufactures a sensor-driven, Wi‑Fi-enabled, learning, programmable thermostat, now in its second generation. His first recruit was Matt Rogers, who in May 2010 became a co-founder of Nest Labs.
Tony Fadell - Wikipedia
Developer of a number of technologies and devices including the Sony Magic Link and Motorola Envoy, both of which were part of the Magic Cap platform, an object-oriented operating system for PDAs; also overseer of the design of the Apple iPod
Computer Scientist - Hardware

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Something Rotten
What I try to do with reviews at this Bookshelf blog is keep it simple and spoiler-free, and let you know whether I'd recommend you pick up a copy of what I just read. Seems to work okay. This time, a brief review of Something Rotten (Viking, 2004)
With the fourth book in his series of Thursday Next lit-fantasy novels, Jasper Fforde pulled a really unexpected trick out of his hat, with an unprecedented result. I finished reading, set it down on my "review" pile and retrieved the second book from the shelf in order to reread it. I've never done that before, but there's a simply brilliant character revelation towards the end of this book that left me so gleefully blindsided that I want to go back and check out the previous two adventures again with this new information in place before moving on to the fifth story.
As with the others in the series, Thursday has an unbelievable amount of nonsense on her plate to handle. Happily, she doesn't have a bizarrely-powered supervillain to handle this time out, but she is trying to stop a war with Denmark while giving Hamlet a vacation from fiction, and find the origin of another fictional character who's taken up residence in the real world and taking over the government with the help of mind control. Plus there's the business of her husband still being eradicated from the time stream while leaving behind a son who speaks in printer's gobbledygook and the reappearance of a 13th-Century prophet and an assassin who doesn't seem to spell correctly and a minotaur that's hiding out in western pulp novels and, basically, more headaches than anybody should have to deal with.
The book's big climax comes at a championship croquet match, which is so lovably ridiculous that I wanted to hug it. With all the completely absurd rules and deviations from what you think croquet is, it ends up reading more like a great big game of Calvinball. I think I giggled a little with every paragraph. I still wish that the Goliath Corporation wasn't so unbearably nasty, and that the bureaucracy and red tape of Thursday's world wasn't so soul-crushing, but overall, this series is such a pleasure that I can't help but recommend them.
And if anybody spoils that character revelation that I mentioned, you have my permission to pop them in the mouth.
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Adventure Comics # 516
The Complete D.R. & Quinch
The Complete Peanuts 1975-1976
Power Girl # 1-12
Three Witnesses
Sunday the Rabbi Stayed Home
Judge Dredd: The Restricted Files 01
The Mystic Hands of Dr. Strange
Fantastic Four: Unthinkable
The Black Mountain and Before Midnight
Daredevil volumes 5-7 and 9


Ladies and Gentlemen, there has been a dearth of blogging recently. My fear is that no one is posting for fear of violating the blogging rules. So, over the next few days, I will be posting the Official Blogging Rules, so that there are no questions or concerns about what is questionable or concerning.
Rule #1 - This blog is a tasteful blog. We will not, therefore, allow posts that exist solely to make fun of someone's name, simply because it seems dirty. Got it? No making fun of names, and no posting to dirty-ish things, like this.


Despite years of research, scientists have yet to determine how to solve the childhood obesity epidemic. While attempts are made to understand the contribution of one's genetic and socioeconomic exposure in the future development of obesity, physicians can take steps concrete steps to help families live healthier.
When I reflect on my life, there is not a single moment I can think of where I didn't suffer from anxiety. Cooking has helped me cope with my anxiety throughout medical school.
What I don't hear is, why don't students cook? Though I occasionally will talk to a classmate who has finally transitioned to some light meal preparation after avoiding the subject during the undergraduate years, I more often hear that med students simply don't like to cook.
SNAP: How Do We Encourage Healthy Choices?


Sorry for the silence here. My brother is graduating from college and my sister is graduating from high school this week! We are celebrating a lot around here! Come back Monday for business as usual!
Such great accomplishments to celebrate! How fun!


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Q: spark structured streaming unable to start from checkpoint location I'm doing a simple Spark program using structured streaming feature and Kafka. As Kafka is source, there are 2 sinks:

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*Sink 1- Console sink -- works fine in all cases

*Sink 2 & 3 -H2 and Ignite Foreach sink

For the first run code runs fine but when I kill and restart the program with checkpoint location I'm getting the below error
17/07/12 07:11:48 ERROR StreamExecution: Query h2Out [id = 22ce7168-6f12-4220-8f28-f9eaaaba9c6a, runId = 39ecb40a-5b54-4b36-a0da-6e3057d66b2e] terminated with error
java.lang.NoSuchMethodError: org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource$$anon$1.parseVersion(Ljava/lang/String;I)I
    at org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource$$anon$1.deserialize(KafkaSource.scala:116)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource$$anon$1.deserialize(KafkaSource.scala:99)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.HDFSMetadataLog.get(HDFSMetadataLog.scala:237)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource.initialPartitionOffsets$lzycompute(KafkaSource.scala:129)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource.initialPartitionOffsets(KafkaSource.scala:97)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.kafka010.KafkaSource.getBatch(KafkaSource.scala:222)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatch$2$$anonfun$apply$6.apply(StreamExecution.scala:452)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatch$2$$anonfun$apply$6.apply(StreamExecution.scala:448)
    at scala.collection.TraversableLike$$anonfun$flatMap$1.apply(TraversableLike.scala:241)
    at scala.collection.TraversableLike$$anonfun$flatMap$1.apply(TraversableLike.scala:241)
    at scala.collection.Iterator$class.foreach(Iterator.scala:893)
    at scala.collection.AbstractIterator.foreach(Iterator.scala:1336)
    at scala.collection.IterableLike$class.foreach(IterableLike.scala:72)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamProgress.foreach(StreamProgress.scala:25)
    at scala.collection.TraversableLike$class.flatMap(TraversableLike.scala:241)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamProgress.flatMap(StreamProgress.scala:25)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatch$2.apply(StreamExecution.scala:448)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatch$2.apply(StreamExecution.scala:448)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.ProgressReporter$class.reportTimeTaken(ProgressReporter.scala:262)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution.reportTimeTaken(StreamExecution.scala:46)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution.org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatch(StreamExecution.scala:447)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatches$1$$anonfun$1.apply$mcV$sp(StreamExecution.scala:255)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatches$1$$anonfun$1.apply(StreamExecution.scala:244)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatches$1$$anonfun$1.apply(StreamExecution.scala:244)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.ProgressReporter$class.reportTimeTaken(ProgressReporter.scala:262)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution.reportTimeTaken(StreamExecution.scala:46)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anonfun$org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatches$1.apply$mcZ$sp(StreamExecution.scala:244)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.ProcessingTimeExecutor.execute(TriggerExecutor.scala:43)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution.org$apache$spark$sql$execution$streaming$StreamExecution$$runBatches(StreamExecution.scala:239)
    at org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.StreamExecution$$anon$1.run(StreamExecution.scala:177)

I checked KafkaSource source code, the parseFunction method is available through org.apache.spark.sql.execution.streaming.HDFSMetadataLog I hope, for which the jar (spark-sql_2.11-2.1.1.jar) is available in classpath.
For info I'm using Kafka 0.10.2.1 maven dependencies.

A: This error means your Spark version is older than 2.1.1. HDFSMetadataLog.parseVersion adds in Spark 2.1.1, and spark-sql-kafka-0-10_2.11-2.1.1.jar calls it. If your Spark version is older than 2.1.1, you will see this NoSuchMethodError.
You can check your Spark version by calling SparkSession.version. (e.g., just type spark.version in Spark shell).

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1. Grilled Chicken, lettuce, cabbage, peppers & cucumber, wraped in a large tortilla with BBQ sauce.
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Smoked salmon, lettuce, cucumber, pepper, wrapped in alarge tortilla with yogurt sauce, orange & dill.


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František Maxián (9 November 1907 – 18 January 1971) was a Czech pianist and music educator.

(Another pianist of the same name was born in 1950. He graduated from the Academy of Performing Arts in Prague in 1975 as a pupil of Valentina Kamenikova, and in 1978 took part in the Young Performers' Cycle of the Prague Spring Festival.)

Life and performing career
František Maxián was born in Teplice. He studied at the local Conservatory as a student of Roman Vesely, then continued his studies at the Prague Conservatory with Vilém Kurz. After graduating, he worked as a pianist in Czech Radio. Later he returned to piano studies, and his solo performances began to attract attention. He began to perform internationally, and was elected Vice-Chairman of the Chopin Competition in Warsaw in 1949. Maxián performed a repertoire including both classical and contemporary composers. He died in 1971 and is buried not far from his teacher Vilém Kurz at Slavín, the Vyšehrad cemetery in Prague.

Career as an educator

From 1927 to 1928, Maxián was active as a music school teacher in Dubrovnik, and in 1939 became a professor at the Prague Conservatory. In 1946 he became a professor at the Prague Academy of Performing Arts. Notable students include Jan Panenka, Peter Toperczer, Marian Lapšanský, Josef Hala, Antonin Kubalek, E. Glancová and Sláva Vorlová.

References

1907 births
1971 deaths
Czech classical pianists
Prague Conservatory alumni
People from Teplice
Academic staff of the Prague Conservatory
20th-century classical pianists

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Joan Leotta tells stories on page and stage. Her poems, essays, articles, and short stories have been or are forthcoming in Visual Vee, Verse Virtual, Plague Papers, Writing in a Woman's Voice, Pine Song and others . She has been a Tupelo 30/30 writer and a Gilbert Chappell Fellow. She performs personal and folk tales of food, family, and strong women in libraries, at schools, in museums and at festivals. To relax and think up new tales she walks the beach, collecting shells. You can connect with her on Facebook. Joan Leotta. She has four poetry books in print (or online). Languid Lusciousness with Lemon (Finishing Line Press), Nature's Gifts online with Stanzaic Stylings, Dancing Under the Moon, and Morning by Morning, mini-chapbooks with Origami Press.
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