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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Mesopotamia.
~ Jimmy Stewart on Mesopotamia
"If a slave insults the fine country that is Mesopotamia, his owner must give him 42 lashings or mighty Shamash will strike out his tongue with a bolt of sky-fire. If a free man insults it, he will be fined two shekels."
~ Hammurabi on Mesopotamia
"Sargon, Hammurabi, Ashurbanipal, and Gilgamesh"
~ Me on The Mesopotamians
The word Mesopotamia is believed by some to come from ancient greek Μεσ' ο' Ποταμια, roughly translated as a heck of a lot of hippopotami. Greeks deny this, claiming they weren't even there when the last of these lovely animals died 65 million years ago. Another stupid theory is that it in fact means Garden of Eden, from meso (olde Arabyc русский), eden, and potamia (modern parlance wesaþ hāl), copious quantities of pots. Some say the name means "flying bananas." Some claim that Mesopotamia was a practice civilization for the Tamians, thus Mess-up-o'-Tamia. The Illuminati, however, proclaimed it as the Land of the Pedophiles.
Of course all are wrong, it actually means Land Of The Awesome People of da Whores.
Mesopotamia, also known as "The Asscrack of Two Rivers," was founded around A LONG TIME AGO!!! B.C., by a 13 year old who was bored and didn't have anything to do. (Remember this is a time before Youtube existed.) The 13 year old's name was Bob McBob, who heard from his creepy old neighbor who probably stalks him, that their was a lost land called Mesopotamia between two rivers in the middle of the WHOTHEFUCKCARES Desert. So the 13 year old tried to find the lost land of Mesopotamia. So, he rented a camel off of Craigslist and rode into the desert trying to find Mesopotamia. After 15 minutes he found Mesopotamia, but Bob tried to swim across a river to get into Mesopotamia, but Bob was mentally retarded due to being inbred, so he almost drowned while trying to swim across the river. So Bob took out a Crayola marker and drew a lightning bolt on his head and transformed into HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! And he took out his wand and said "POOF!" kind of like the on the Fairly Odd Parents, and Mesopotamia and all otf its people, and their buildings, and their McDonalds and all those other stupid things that they had sunk into the desert sand and went underground. However, Bob knew people were going to notice that he wiped out an entire civilization so he saw some random Arabs and made them repopulate Mesopotamia, and rebuild Babylon into Bag Daddy. Thus, the native Iraqis aren't actually Mesopotamian, true Mesopotamians lived underground,so if you want to see real life specimen of Mesopotmaian, take a shovel go to Iraq and dig.
Obligatory Oscar Wilde Reference[edit]
Following God's Great Act of Terrorism, Oscar Wilde, a consummate terrorist himself, terrorizing many young men to audiences all over the world, was said to have visited the hallowed place and declare: "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to commit suicide there." This goes some way to explaining why the region's biggest export remains to this day suicide bombers. It is also believed that Oscar Wilde ate oil sandwiches in his spare time. When questioned, Mr. Wilde declined to comment.
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The PGA Tour's Hawaiin leg is now complete and although we failed to pick up a win at the Sony Open in Wai'alae last weekend, our best bet of Justin Thomas looked okay and finished tied for 16th.
We'll look to bounce back this weekend as the PGA Tour returns to the mainland for the annual Desert Classic in La Quinta Country, California. Catch our preview and tips for the weekend's action below.
The Desert Classic is a bit different to most PGA Tour events as it is played over three different courses throughout the four-day event. Another key difference is the fact that each pro player will play with a celebrity for the first three rounds of play.
The three courses that will be used this year are the TPC Stadium Course, which will serve as the host course, the Nicklaus Tournament Course and the La Quinta Country Club. The pro players will play a round at each of the courses throughout the first three days before the 54-hole cut will eliminate around half of the field before they return to the TPC Stadium Course (without celebrities) for the final round.
The Par 72, 7,113-yard course was designed by Pete Dye in 1986 and offers a tough desert test for any golfer who steps onto to the first tee. It features deep bunkers, raised greens and a lot of man-made water hazards, meaining strong approach play will be a key factor in the final round of play.
A host of players will make their return to the PGA Tour after the Christmas break in the first tournament back on the mainland this weekend. Defending champion Jon Rahm will be back to defend his title while some big names in Phil Mickelson and Fed Ex Cup Champion Justin Rose will also tee up. Tiger Woods wont make his return until the Farmers Insurance Open next weekend, but the field for the Desert Classic still looks pretty stacked.
Top ranked players lining up this weekend include Rahm, Rose, Mickelson, Danny Willett, Zach Johnson, Jhonattan Vegas, Patrick Cantlay, Patton Kizzire and Si Woo Kim.
As we mentioned above, strong approach players will be our focus this weekend. Although as they are only playing two of four rounds on the TPC West Stadium Course, it might be tough to get an appropriate read on this weekend's outcome. However, there is one player that stands out as pretty good value heading into the tournament and that is Patrick Cantlay.
The American finished in the top 20 pl ayers in both shots gained on approach and greens in regulation in the 2018 season and while he is yet to play a tournament since the Christmas break, he has been fantastic in his first four tournaments of the 2019 season. He finished tied for 18th at the Safeway open back in October and followed it up with three top ten finishes at the WGC-HSBC, Shriners Open and the Hero World Challenge respectively. The 2nd place finish at the Shriners was particularly impressive. Cantlay is one of the most in form golfers on the PGA Tour at the moment and is great value this weekend.
Whenever Justin Rose is on a starting field list, it's always hard to look past him. Along with Brooks Koepka, he was the best player in the world in 2018 and capped off the year with a fantastic win in the Fed Ex Cup. This will mark his return to the PGA Tour from the Christmas break but his performances pre-Christmas have looked ominous. He finished 3rd in both the WGC-HSBC and the Hero World Challenge with scores of –10 and –15 respectively and has some decent pedigree in Pro-Am Tournaments, finishing T6 at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am a few years ago.