There was only one obvious conclusion to reach from this mountain of evidence: our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit, and my poor parents were trying to protect us from the embarrassment, this humiliation of rejection by Santa, who was jolly -- but let's face it, he was also very judgmental.
Hanya ada satu kesimpulan jelas dari gunungan bukti ini: keluarga kami terlalu ganjil dan aneh untuk dikunjungi Sinterklas, dan orang tua saya yang malang mencoba melindungi kami dari rasa malu, dari penghinaan karena Sinterklas yang periang itu menolak kami. Walau pun, Sinterklas juga suka menghakimi.