CONGRESS na ye party kabhi bani hoti na india ka partition hota nd na hi humari country itni khokhli hoti   @


Ab Bata .. Woh sab chodh


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .  .  .  .  . :d ye mast tha .  .  .  . cute aur comic .  .  .  . :)


kejariwal tum apana soch ka dayra badho ab is misunderstanding se kam nahi chalane wala hai tumhara


played dishonored (360) ,  darksiders 2 (360) and mass effect 3 (360) in the last 24 hours .  http/URL


jai hind


result me konsa bc univrsty tope mari ... jo itna wait kr rha h


Final last .. Ticket cancel mat karwa


rt @mukhijanidhi: hai teri hasti aisi jo dekhe wo mar mite #msgyouthicon #msgrevolution


Dhyan rakh ??


kiska phoneg ? ?


aisa school ho to me kabhi ghar hi na jau .  .  .


pratiyogita darpan ki spelling mistake hai :)


Ye photographer thak gya h kya .. blurred photo aayi h ...


i'll never forget that first girl i was crazy about in 5th grade .  i still got her valentine day card in my secret safe .


BC porn site ki tarah advertise karo tum bas ..... !!!! male hoe ..


omg thisss match thooo #indvsuae #wontgiveitback #cwc15 #bleedblue holy god of cricket !


hahaha sai m .  .  ek baar class se nikal jate the to pura school naap ke wapas ate the


post of the night: anonymous (id: excv6jkr) 11/02/12(fri)00:52:39 no . 434329650 this thread is like watching a monkey fuck a coconut


Next week tak


Jaanma main bol rahi hu ki,tum mere twits dekho :/


Did


Or parde . .  Tu kha liyo


rt psharma2525: rt komalinsaan: gurmeetramrahim #lovetoseemsg #msgincinemas schi agr duniya ye movi dekh le to yaha swrg bn skta h


Woh  bhi


rare ,  300kg meteorite discovered in poland ,  biggest in eastern europe and may provide clues about earth's core: http/URL


band karo ye atyachaar. #indvsuae


Han to laga le Jake susre this c garmai ajaygi


durdarshan wah wah  .  .  .  .


Ruk


Thk h na kaam karenge


Salman bai ap kese hen ma b ap ka fen hun


aur jab koi ek excuse maar deta tha toh dusra kehta saale ye maine socha hua tha tune kyun bol diya


Pm ky sath videsh mantri bhi h modi


kiranji ko delhi ka cm ummidwar ghosit karna modiji ki doodarshita wa samghdaari ko darshata hai .


yeh bahut buri baat hai


Abi mammi cl par h


aage se jab bhi wc mein ind- pak match schedule ho to ind ko waise hi walkover de diya jaanna chahiye @sirjadeja #indvspak


Dukkar h salman suwar kahi ka


ary u r sch a dmb guy .. dude she lvz uh tbhi bola chahe vo drnkd thi .. bt pgl pi k hi toh sach bla jta h  p


tiranga should be declared as our national movie .


hindhustan is my foot pakistaniyo ko galiya kyun dete ap sb kyun pakistniyo ne ap sbki bhene churi hai kiya


Poojjya Narendra modiji good evning mera ek swpna hi aapkasaat ek selpy pooto chaiea anugrha deejia ples


slman plzz m apse milna chahti hu....apko ek bar dekhna chahti hu..m apki bot bdi fan hu dil se...reaallyy i like u..i like ur natur..


guddu bohut vulgar ho gaya hain .  .  .  .  .  .  ;)


Tu Kisi ki math sunn


Bhaijan i'm big fan of ur.bhaija m aapko follow krta hu or aapk jaise acha work krne ki kosis krta hu.


wrong information ,  till date no manifesto declared bybjp ,  please grow up and kindly don't mislead innocent people


bhai bihar ya patna kb aoge pls reply


@someUSER i just had a look and it seems nash to davos is a done deal along with joe thornton .  i may have to pay a visit .  .  .


chor kamina kejriwala congress k corruption k bareme bolke 28seats kamaya aur congress k 8seat k support leka cm bangaya .  .


at the first grammy awards ,  held on 4 may 1959 ,  domenico modugno beat out frank sinatra and peggy lee for the record of the year , with volare


haha maja aa gaya me aise hi karta tha bachpan yaad aa gaya :)


media cha ti to pele hi bar aaa jata ye raaj


it is my suggestion: cm of delhi should be a muslim & deputy cm a sikh. for strong secular message in india. ur suggestion? #aap #aapsweep


it's wednesday  !  @someUSER  " wookiee photo "  funny  !  @someUSER - what makes you beautiful - one direction cover: http/URL


ye fhoole wale desh ki janta .  ko fool ban rha h


adddd me yaro addd nr


imaaa get it tomorrow .  (;


since aap is is working hard to get its goal  .  what i fear about is the defective evmmachine .  (press any button .  vote goes to only a particular party . )


good work


hey .. don't need to be upset ... it's ur life .. mana ki unhone janam diya hai .. par saanse chinne ka huk toh unhe bhi nahi hai .. so y u ...


Madar chord maa chuda Mumbai mai Hyd dheekha to maacood data tari


I'm so excited salman bhai


Anand preparingg forg mainsg


anna is gone too old can't think right .  may be he need treatment


Han yaar ho gayi h almostg


Sunil ji Brahmand ke Sher hain hamarein Modi Ji


Han thik hai


Wah yar


sale crush ko dekhte he soccer skils aa gayi tere ander  .  .


aayega ni to pitega


Ye mera recreation time h


joh sapna ankhoo se utarkar dil mein bus jata hai woh sapna kabhi toothta nahi... #shamitabh @srbachchan @dhanushkraja


bijlee rahegi toh hi bill aayega nah. many parts of delhi face power cuts. #aapsweep #aapstorm #aapkidilli #aap good luck delhities


Kya easy ho jaata h ?


Bhaijan tumara fon nombar chaie do na eid Mubarak bolne ka


they tried to pull a fast one and say today is margarita day but that is false .  we may be drinking margaritas but it is not margarita day !


Mai tujhe dunga . . Tu rajiiv/eng chowk par usse de diyo


awsum .  .  .  .  .  last one i was like guddu during my school days .  .  .  .


stop that my dude .  .  .  " @someUSER dook football ,  even the sun shines on a dog's a$$ some days .  #unc "


Shivani


rt rajatinsaa: rt dk_diksha: #blockbustermsg awesome role of jayshree soni (kasam), florasaini (muskan), olexandra semen (alice). great m…


guddu ki biwi nahi thi to prestige kaha se rahega bhai .  .


smooches from fido: yea or nay ?  - july 6th was international kissing day (of the human sort) .  later in the month ,  ca .  .  .  http/URL


@someUSER i would love the audio book 'the art of war' by sun tzu ,  as read by jim white !  !  #mountainsandsea


i hate people that fake who they are just to get with you  ,  and you don't find out about it until you're in way to deep  .  considering this  ,  i'm breaking up with my boyfriend  .


Sab ko Jana hai uper ok is liye apna dakho salman nahi aaya ga ok aur vo to dog hai na Muslim hai na Hindu hai na vo insan hai sif dog hai ok bye bye


nice


#268   A chick complimented me saying I look like a pornstar . Does that mean she watches a lot of porn or that I have a big you-know-what ?


who would go see @someUSER with me at dar constitution hall on sunday evening ?


top ducati 1199 panigale preview http://t.co/7x6hnq2em4 #indvsuae #superbudget #unionbudget2015 #ausvnz #sabkabudget


its me sorry to say but i m not allowed in any match or around tv room when india play


highlight of monday was chucking a mattress down the stairs which hit eleanor around the face ,  causing her to fall down the stairs


Adab adab arz hy bhai.


human psychology ke baare mai aaj jana ke pak ind se haar jaaye dukh hota hai, ind #cwc15 mai sa se jeet jaaye zyada dukh hota hai. #indvssa


mujhe samajh nhi aa rha kya comment karu jo socha wo sabi logo ne kar diye  .  .


are tera basic point h puri delhi ko free wi - fi dena .  .  .  . ok


up ki bat kiya jaye to samajwadi sarkar se jude log lakhpati se crorepati ho gaye hai .


ullu bna rhe hai bajrangi bhai


meri jindgi par @gurmeetramrahim ka hakk hai poora !! #msg100croreclub #blockbustermsg


niggas is having 7th grade fights on here you in high school i can't even deal .


sir ap roja rakte ho


new fighter planes ke requirement h india me .  .  .  .  old is waste


dharmavijaysinh rathod the reason not to watch indo pak clash with family :p


time aa gya h es gandhi ka


@someUSER dam .  cant wait to get back .  i come home tomorrow night ,  but leave the next day for elon university in nc


luncher paaji ki jai .  .  kabi to khane se ya khane ke bare sochne se baaj aao .  .


Agar dono mae se ek b smjhdar ho to kuch b wrk kr skta hai 8 )


2014 me badla lena h Congress se , we r with Sikhs


Hum saare ho jate hain


hi frends android users k liye playstore per ek neya app aaya he playstore per aaya he tho origenl tho hoga he es app se hume free balance milta he 5 mb ka app he download kerne ka kuch nhi legta sirf app ko download kerne me 4 mintue lege ge ek bar download ker ke jeruar dheke main ab neche link de reha hu ek bar download ker ke jeruar dhekhe aap ko app use kerne ka bhaut profit milega me link de reha hu


batao ji sentence bhi theek phir bhi teacher ka ye bartav , very very bad hai ji .


ye jain book depo har shahar mein hota hai kya ?


hope to c u as our cm agn :)


sabse bada jhut tha ye .  .  . i also had this :p


Yar pooja kya ho gya ha aise bat ni krte


i can understand #rahulonleave . at least he works harder than the self proclaimed holier than thou prophet arvind kejriwal.


class khatm ho jaati tab aata na guddu ,  tu to pehle hi aa gaya .  .  ;-)


dhoni se jayada india walo ko milegi


NEW YEÂR


Are kaisi hai Tbyat theek nai hai yr


with mohd shami's mild knee injury, finally #bhuvi will come into action! @bhuviofficial #indvsuae


nice line after a long time thanks a lot for who love india


saara suspense khatam ho jaata tha  ,  cassette laga kar .  .  .  .  poppat .  .  .  .  .


To ,. . Dear Rupee ,. . . . . . . . . . . . . You Need To Calm Down Bro ! ! !. .  D  D  D


May pm supar dupar nmo nmo


Sale ne muslmano ko chalenge kiya ki tumhare bina hit karunga


rt @pankajsan001: #msg3successfulweeks waooo....great houseful in 3rd week also ....its a party time


well played dhawan. you deserved it against pak! but much more value for it here! #indvssa #dhawan #cwc15


Main jara hu nahane neutal


working the celebrity power106 game saturday at calstate la $12 at the door .  gonna be with kendrick lamar ,  rick ross ,  clyde carson ,  ect .


Salman khan bolliwood ki shan banchuka back to back blockbuster superhit movi name dabbang. Redy. Bodyguard. Ek tha tiger . Dabbang2. Jai ho. Kick. Bajarangi bahizan superhit jayagi 300 fix


Kab pahunchega


chalo....baad mei milenge ....tab tak -------> #bleedblue #indvsuae


chal jo bhi ho ... god bless u ... t . c n try 2 be happy ...


not able to watch the enrile documentary ,  but i've a sense he (yet again) won't like tomorrow's inq editorial .


so gaye kya


hahahahah .  .  .  .  .  tabaahi hai yeh to


hum kehte the is bat ka stroke khula nahi hai yaar


uvr welcome sir


Modiji aapko hajaro salam.bahut pm aaya gaya karod lekhe gaya but aaptho imndar pm best of luck


muslim hone ke baad bhi ye nahi pata ki suicide karna kitna bada gunah hai


Salmanu mashallah Bahut hamsome ho!!!!khush raho!!!


Kya ho gaya


super useful productive work .  diwali ki lights humse banwa ke ghar le jate the .


wohooo one more wicket.. thank god.. :d #indvspak #cwc15


Kutte .. ðŸ˜œðŸ˜œ


Ya fir Facebook crash kr denge


Apne dil jeet lia bhai...Allah bless you


kejari the most stupid person of india .  bhagoda and liar are the suitable labels for kejari .


Aur kya plang hai ?


mai to family k sath tv hi dekh rhi hu new year eve me .  .  sbse mast new year celebration  .  .  .  .  .  :-d


:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( tum gande pati ho bhot gande I hate u I really hate u


congress ne 60 year sarkar chalayi .  . bjp ne 5year sarkar chalayi aor lagatar 50year se purani parti hai . kejribal ki parti ka janm kal hua aaj kah rahe hai hum imandar hai .  .  .


sabse mast hai launcher paji udbilaao ka la liya hua chips kha rhe hai .  :v :v really you are so creative .  (y) :)


Theek hai bhai ??


Parse sirf 4ft me ate h


sabke pass flag kyu nahi hai :p


@nino2884 shhh dont use that word secular,these so called sacred vegetarian people would call u a sinner #beefban tried alot last nyt


Ab bol rahe hai


bhai .  .  aapne iss gag se india k education system ko 1 bahut bada message diya h .  .  .  wo karo jisme student ka interest ho .  .  .  :) :) .  .  too good .  .  :d


koi aur pasand aagai ye ek jagah tik nahi sakte tum


@someUSER he's on the plane to amsterdam now ,  bet he's not in class tomorrow


Bhaijaan abhi tho 5 baje h Aap jab free ho tab aa jana m tho puri rat Intzar Kar sakta hu... iam big fan


iss jhoot ke liye janta maaf nahin kregi .  .  .


Lol


areyyy ye sweater ki jagah raincoat hota to bhigne me mazaa hi aa jata .  .  :p


kejribal ne kiya hi kya hai .  .  . abhi abhi parti banakar bate mar raha hai .  .  .


tomorrow im doing a poll at 5pm-which series of dancing on ice is ur fave the celeb+pro that won the series will get a shoutout


calgary tomorrow for the first meet of the season !  can't wait to get some early racing done #altitude #paceit


Kaise hai chutiye ? ?


waise wo bht achi h kbhi use chodna ni okkkk


hahahha:):) sharma ji ka honhar balak:):) saurabh sharma


Abe tu kutta hai be...teri movie flop hogi...dkhna tere kitne fan kam ho gaye...


Are wah


we demand aap .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . is bar bhi jeet aam admi ki hogi .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . corruption walo ki nahiii


bahut ho gaya ghumna phirna. ab paani sar se upar jaa raha hai.


if @someUSER holds the wwe title until the royal rumble ,  he will have held the title for 434 days .  making him the 6th longest reign .  .  .


ab india ki thori kam hui fikar


Fake fake ....fake ye fake h. Suna sabny


sallu bhaijan.pls aa jo ab


@someUSER @someUSER #surface the florida mall ,  orlando ,  fl is the closest $msft store to me .  ;-) can't wait to be there tomorrow !


Modi ne kuch kiya ki nahi... wo pata nhi.. pr wo 5 sal me pura world jrur ghum kr aayega


Are yar to to me ghar aawunga bhai biryani khane aa sakta hu na bhai


kahin tu whi tom boy typ ladki to nhi jiske bare me kal ek ladke ne confession post kia tha  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  lol


bhai 4 bhi bahut zada bata diye khelne layak to ek he hofa tha


friends tum sab salman khan ku thaknah chati hu. ...???


now everyone can have idea about the upcoming #unionbudget2015 after #railbudget2015 #congratulations to #teammodi http://t.co/7mhamsmbox


is kohli ko laat maro team se .  .  . jaye anushka ke pass .  .  .


Awesome stay blessd dear ..! nd b aware in delhi bhot khatarnak jagah hai ..


rt @vandanagarg978: @gurmeetramrahim same to u sai g. thanku for pious blessings #blockbustermsg is the bestest gift for humanity from you


Iss bar teri ni chalegi


dad ko jo pata nahi .  .  unse woh kafa nahi


purana hai yeh ,  bas character change kar diye ,  purane wale me guddu bol raha tha papa sun rahe they isme papa bol rahe hai guddu sun raha hai


kro salo sb khujliwale ko hi vote kro ,  ,  , dekhte h is br cm bnane ke bd wo kyakrta h ?  ?  ?  ? sambhal ke rhna bcz 2017me america me president ka election h ,  ,  , kahi waha pe na bhag jae khujliwala ,  ,  , hahahahah ,  waha jake party ka nam change krdega all americans party


Watching bajrangi bhaijaan


ldko me to sb chalta h yr . .. . bt yes in frnt of galz+en_suffix u mst hv cntrl . bt aj kal ldkiya knsa kam hti h . .


salman kya hai aam insan hai hamari tarha jo help manga hai allah se mango


if the deal between sabres/oilers is gagner and a 3rd for sekera and adam .  i would think the deal would be done tomorrow ,  no reason to wait .


Yhi h abhi whtsapp pe


honesty is often best policy: fabio capello ,  russia coach:  " i was hoping ronaldo's injury was more serious so he couldn't play tomorrow .  "


Tune  ??


thank you to all of our parents& guidance staff for our annual academic signing day on thursday !  i'll post photos soon !


hypocrite is the word best suited for ak


when indian gdp is on acceleration rahul baba is on vacation #rahulonvacation #rahulonleave


Eid Mubarak bhai jaan I miss u i miss u


homegrown talent missing on signing day: throughout most of the day on wednesday ,  the video scoreboard  .  .  .  http/URL #raleigh


game 1 of the nlcs and a rematch of the nfc championship game tomorrow .  sf's gonna be cuuuuhraaaaaaaazeeeee


Jabrdsth bhai jaan..


ek baar toh guddu ko bhi chalaney detey .  .  ya idhar bhi pair nahi pahunch rahe ?  :p


snow may fall for parts of cny the next few days .  find out where the best chances will be at 6:42 am on tv & online: http/URL


#aapsweep dilli mein to acche din aahee gaye!


#309 : i graduated from iitb a couple of years ago and went to the us  .  i have still never dated a desi gal  .  no regrets  ,  it's too much effort for virtually no return  .


Apko pta nhi hh m apko kitna psn krte hu


sb salman ko doshi kyu keh raha.khud ko sb dekho phle..duniya bs bhaukti hai


Mera bhai  😘😘


Try kruga


Han bhaijaan jaisa aap kaho..best of luck for bajrangi bhai


wow .. admin tune joke crack kiya h ? mtlb ab hum haase bhi  P


rt @bolshoybooze: "ye kis chutiye ne #rahulonleave wala trend chalu kiya hai ?" http://t.co/vkmfl1eckv


me; 'ill bring your birthday card in on friday' kane; 'aw really ?  it's the thought that counts i'd prefer a tv' twat


anna bhi pagal ho gaya  . budape me sathiya gaya hai .  .  .  .  .  .  . kongres ki b team hai aam admi party


bhai yaha seen ulta tha ,  loki  ,  gilki ki sabzi ka badla mummy se practice mai help kara k liya jata tha :p


intermission fc took a big step towards the title with a hard fought 1-0 win over fellow table toppers the real ajax on monday night .


100 bhi naa hopayenge :p #indvsuae #iccworldcup2015


Meko need nahi hai


aapki movie 350 crore kamai karegi


u r awesome faisal mohd .  .  .  .  .  .  no one in this world can think like u ,  u r out of this world brother kaun gola se ho eh gola ka to naahi lagat ho :-d


the ravens release their first injury report of the week on wednesday .  sounds like it will be loaded with names: http/URL


Jo b ho par main aap se bhuuuuuut pyaar karty ho salman


dekh le


sweater pahnane ke liye hota hai ya peechhe bandane ke liye


Bahi mai karanataka se hun apko dekne k lia bahut bhar aa chuka hun mumbai pe lekin uss time ku aap nahi mile 11 sal se mumbai ara hun aj tak nahi deka plz reply bhai plz apse request hai


Sex toys are banned in India ... dey r only available online as d Indian penal code of indecency does not alow it to b sold in markets .!!!.... pls stop putin up dis fake confessions !!


udbilaao k aate hi big blow ho gya  .  .  .  .


Thk hu


ghum le puri Dunia chutia bana raha pure india ko kutta sala


Yaar frnds aap sabko such mein lagta hai ye salman bhai ki id hai


super duper like .  .  salla nostalgia la diye


kejriwal .  .  .  what the use of 70 issues ,  you don't last even 50 days last time .


" eleanor was just a fan when she met louis "  it's funny bc she probaly wasnt a fan like she may have known who they were but she wasn't a fan


victor cruz is happy about his contract negotiations with the giants .  tuesday on his weekl http/URL


mechanical me toh fir bhi chance hai aur engineers ka kya hoga  .  .  .  .  .  .


@someUSER hey mick !  do you know what time you'll be signing in indianapolis on the 18th ?


offic walo ne hr floor pe screen lagai hai .  .  . araam se kaam kro n tv dekho


ohh no ye case kab tak chalega or wase v clear h ke ayushi ke father dr .  talwar ne uska murder kiya h so ayushi kya ese bht si ladkiyo ko mar dete h sirf chotaa sa point he kfi h


@msgthefilm @gurmeetramrahim #msgyouthicon we agree to clean dirt


yaar guddu bilkul bachpan ki yaade ttro-taaza kr deta hai  .  .  missing my childhood .  .  .  :(


dono mai se kisi ko bhi udao boss.. partnership todo. #indvssa


so today's @indianexpress front page got muted mid-sentence? #rahulonleave "insider's say he's..." http://t.co/h7yuzcquos


Vai always we love u, or hm sabko paataha aap aisa kuch nahi karenge jo kisiko dukh pouche.... always vaijaan r8 or jo kartaha kisiko na kisiko vala hotaha.....


Aaja bhan k loda apna baap sa baat kr tare maa ka maru bhoxda sala cutta


Kutiya


cockroach aur keede ko maar do. bas. baaki manage kar lenge #railbudget2015


pahle #hathi (bsp) ne #andaa diya tha ab #congress ne :p #aapsweep #aapkidilli @naimhyd @rubusmubu @aimimfansclub @alihydbd @stoppression


trailer mai salman khan nahi hai nahi dekhonga


love it when you have bale first scorer ,  2nd time in a week #loveit


tention lene se kuch ni hota


Codebase  ..  Hume  kya  karna  hoga  ..  How  to  improve  yahi  sab


Hamein kaash tumse muhabbat na hoti :(


#respect #aus #playlikeawinner .  .  .  baki ap to india ka liye respect na ke barabar hi reh gyi hai


aby ye mms kon si site pe hai  ,  ,  ,  ,  ,  link dena koi  .  .  .  .


dino's invitational dual meet tomorrow in calgary ,  then rocky mountain cup to follow .  rip it up bears and pandas #bustamove


@someUSER the sun: paolo di canio says beating aston villa tonight would be like having sex with madonna .  #legend


@scoopwhoop #cwc2015 #indvssa birju tu aae gava bitawa........mera maa ka cup lota de tu....


vote dene walon se yahi guzarish h  ,  imaandar ko vote de .  aap ko vote de


Shadi me  rupye dunga kanyadaan ke


Isi bahane promote bhi kar lo


pahali bar guddu ke dad ki chalate hue dekh raha hoon !


agar #unionbudget2015 ittu sa aur. acha.hota to delhi ki tarah india congress mukt ho jata ;-)


Yr posesivenes ek had tk thk h par atleast freedm nd space relatinshp mein hna chahye bht jaruri h relnshp mein .


haaye !  !  maa ki yaad dila di .  . :) love you mom .


beta agr aisi hi achi life chahta hai to ladkiyo k chakkar me mt padiyo . kutta bna deti hain .


delhi university confessions : yaar tujhe facts pata bhi h  ,  yaa fir aise hi andhere mein teer marta rehta h  ?


apun kapda khole apna body dekh ke ldkiya kpda phna istrt kr degi colr tak usi ko sikahne ke li apna kpda kholenge


guddu ,  pamela k naag paash meh jakda gaya hai .  .  .  .  .  . beta ab tumse na ho payega ;)


haan gro par dekh


creativity  .  .  . crime but salute


Future ki baat mat karo .Hamara aaj bigad raha hai.


Are wah jagihui h


apna pm modi g ka jalwa...


batao ji sentence bhi theek phir bhi teacher ka ye bartav , very 2 bad hai ji .


Isliye tu Jo bhi kar mai bhi wahi


Jumma mubarak bhaijaan... Kbhi hume b ghar eid pe bulao... Jst joking... God alwz bless u, allah ki rehmat rahe, ganeh ji ka hath sada apke sir pe rahe, vaeguruji k shatrachaya me aage badhte jao, all gods wid u alwz....


media ne woh pradarshan nhi bataya


ek choti seat aage bhi hoti thi .  .  .  :p


my fvrt prgm


indian team se guzarish hi ki uae ko jyada buri tarah na haraye gulf kyuki gulf countries se dushmani bhaari pad sakti hai. #indvsuae


confessions n pjs me bht difference hta h dkbos+en_suffix .....


itni relliy kar rahe hai modi ji


i bet this confession was posted by the matki chick herself  .  .  .  the way some pathetic women send themselves flowers at work  !  lol


Tu dikha nhi


bb dekhenge pakka


isko to khuskhbri nd bhart k liye a dhoni bad news dega .  .  . ghr aa ja apni biwi k pas rhe nd ache khiladio ko khelne ka moka mile


Zara pucho Salman se k kitna #Roza raha


Han bhai...


family me saath train mein phas gaya  .  .  .  12 hrs late from delhi :(


Or vuswanath se$hi  grading b puch raha ta


1 .  no jungle mario :p


hahaha koi dharam imaan nhi hota sir logo ka ,  balak guddu pe itna zulum .  .  .  ghor andher .  .  :-d :-p


chowmein khayenge hum sab!!! #beefban


bhai mae tho tayar hae


Acha hai


when he left gujarat, modi left rs 21 lakh for the wedding of his personal staff's daughters and that was out of his own savings #aapsweep


Wah bhai wah


hairaan ho gaye anushka k dus devar .  .


Muje call karo bhai jan


@starsportsindia @imvkohli 's match winning knock of 107 runs... #indvspak


@someUSER get @someUSER on february for valentine's day ,  the suave fuckers


shaan uses the winter gloves for keeping wickets  !  :d


thanks


ap wale harane ke bd fir kaha ka chunav ladenge


next year t20 will be time to decide about 2019 or not :( ~ ms dhoni


viva vijyeta bikul yaad hai .  .  .  yahi toh woh subject tha jismai mere no .  aate the .  .  .  .  . :)


look at guddu .  .  . he is threatening other guy .


Plz rply sir


Cool movie bajarangi bhaijan osm ??


@someUSER @someUSER i wanted to smack eli manning for falling asleep with the rest of the team during the 2nd half on sunday .  hahahaha


Jumma mubarakh ho salman bhai weting for you.. salman bhai


there is only one god  ,  and his name is work  .  and there is only one thing we say to work : \  "  not today


asslamu alaikum salman bhai ladhkoyo ko hnsm nai hne se nt like


paise dad ke jeb se hi nikley  !


sab asca ah.... :)


i have to go to chapel hill tomorrow and the #usps still hasn't contacted me or found my damn speech processors !  !  !  !  i hate the #usps


'namanya' apanya bar? program apo toh? pk movie maker tak bisa toh? rt @barflux itu ada programnya riz,ntar gue cek dulu namanya apaan??


Salman bhai milenge kab intezaar hai aapki


guddu k papa toh emotional ho gye .  .  .  .


ye bhi congress ka beta hai kejriwaal iska beta


aur kuch dost guddu k face expression dekhne aate hai yahan :d :d :d


agar me delhi ka citizen hota  , i wouldn't vote for aap  .  .  .


aisa sahi me hoga kya


@someUSER @someUSER close early on thanksgiving eve .  decorate like the dickens .  thanksgiving day off !  boom .  store all christmas for friday .


ladkiya phir fail ho gayi hain .  .  .  ha ha .  awesome


rt @_green_bird_: me: abu g paisy chahye jutay (shoes) laynay hain. abu: beta kal kam pari thi :p #pakvsind #indvspak besti nae ho gayi ?


Bajrangi bhaijaan is awsome


isne dhoni ke barabri karne ke chakkar me match harwa diya


Heard k Sallu bhai ko musalmaano ki ab koi zarurath nahi rahi iz diz true???


gautam to phle din se hi winnr bn gya tah .  .


Anyways u are the topper cse


live chat karna kaise hai???


@gurmeetramrahim #msgincinemas ai kaal k agento!!!! mere sohne rabb satgur g itne sarv smrath h k vo sbi srishtion ko chutki me bdl skteh


@someUSER @someUSER i certainly wouldn't be spending my hard earnt taking the kids to see say shels 2nd xi v us ,  clubs will fold no doubt


Hero ki entry last me kyun hoti hai abhi pata chala


ok i will be in the film mt zion which is out feb with the man stan walker .  the shit !  cool story bro ?  :)


logo ko ullu banane wale ko solid reply .


admin , r from miranda clg ? yr miranda waalon ki cnfsn bhut jaldi post krte ho ..  -|


aisa nhi kar sakta raina its wrong


seems my new ipod doesn't like kasabian very much- laptop has crashed every time it's got to syncing empire .  10th time lucky .  .  .


Koun se page par hogi baat bhai koi soon RHA hay


Assalaam o alaikum bhai


Mera , ganda dimag , yeh kehta hai , karle incest ;-) if you love ua mom soo much


sat down to watch michael jackson this is it on dvd xx


he he he pitaayi ke beech mein bhi luncher paaji kha hi rahe hain :p :p epic :)


too late fr raising voice .  .  .  .


Hmmm.


EID mubarak aur hit (film)mubarak advance.


gift lekar jaeo ... rakhi bandegi vo to kuch to hona chaheye na ....


ye to h bt fir b


" @someUSER all aboard .  .  .  1st flight to hong kong then off to the uk from there .  .  #tweet_yah_later "  enjoy


Salman agar tu ne mujse bat nhi ki na to samjo. Tera mera qissa khtam finish


main ye pic dekhne ke liye taiyar hu salman bhai


jab fati rehti ho tab acting bhi aa hi jati hai .  .  . bc  .  .  :d


Kya ukhad lega d.u m ja k isse btr i.p me chale jao campus toh vo b h


Baaki do grpg


vote for kejriwal .  .  .  .  . aap


Tu bhi daaru pee k bol d usey i lv u . Phr wo confuse ho jaegi .


ap b piyray ap ka gana b piya ho ga am frm pakistan


@someUSER 1 . average age of our team is 0 . 4 years less than yours 2 .  starting xi contained 4 1st team 3 .  we can still win the treble


sach me chu banaya


7th wicket down. i will be taking lunch sooner i guess. #indvsuae


@vivekguptabmr rates the #unionbudget2015 as 'excellent'! @ibnlive


main to pure virgin hun .... hillane ko bi kuch nai hai ... jise hilla sakun wo bi nai hai ... #happyalone


Main to clg b agaya mam


woh twitter pe painting tu kia acha tha


Muslim brothers sisters plz salman khan ko unlike karo aor lanat bhejo salman khan pr salman khan hindu higaya hai islo ezzat mat do bezaty karo Allah ki lanat hu is bodhy baba par


1 party just doled out free water/ power via exchequer money; another resisted temptation to go populist despite pressure #railbudget2015.


we are here @someUSER for our 12th anniversary celebration .  you still have time to make it - 6620 s .  king dr


pdai mt kriyu


Baba ham to lagta he bs intzar ki krte reh jayenge


awxom actor sallu bro


if she ws frm SRCC mjhe to fir Oxford se hona chaiye tha !


To budday gifts to mil Hi gaye na aapke ...🤗 lill bro wale


ise acha toh india ko batting dete kuch entertainment he ho jata #indvsuae


Nahi to ye mat soch ke tu fanna nahi hoga ye khyal tera jhutha h


esaa kyu bolte ho aap


salman itni problem mei bhi desh ki duty ker rhe hai so why not..


for middle class #unionbudget2015 fully contrary & after this hick in petrol & diesel price destroy the budget of common man.


Aapse baat hogi .dil nhi manta.


PM MODI JI BAHUT UDARWADI VIKAS PURUS HAIN


modi is best modi ki bigr duniya nhi chalti .


main moti ho gai na


Main college me hu yar


Sorry wo aaj farewell tha ??


ss4 - 1 mikko 10 . 45 , 9 - 2 petter +0 , 2 - 3 novikov +2 , 5 - 4 mads +6 , 9 with puncture .  still 3rd o/a .  latvala stopped .  #rallyitalia


Jab tak suraj chaand rahega modi ji ka naam rahega


lekin im confused... fir aapne jhutha pist q kiya yaha pr  :/


sawal delhi ka nahi nation ka hai .


saale hindi medium wale aur patao convent ki ladki :-p


Ok tjeek hai nhi aanahai to bta to.do sir


Picg hai woh ? ?


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg zindagi.. ek aaiyne ki thrah h. yeh tbi muskurayegi. jab aap muskurawoge papa ji .....


aapne achha nahi keya


cannot forget the the salt act also


good soch pm narendra modi


kejriwala & is team r making money in the name of aap party .  .


guddu ke daddy ka jesus .  :)


Masha allah bahot ache lgre ho buri nazar se bachaye allah aapko.


@ Rajvir singh bhai saaab apni comment pe hi likes . Hats of to u


suru kar do yaar


shaan is awesome .  .


ouuchh thats gonna hurt @quinnydekock69 #indvssa


Oh Han.  Or kya kar ri hai


duniya me ese logo ki misal he .   .   .   .


aur navrathri ke time pe bhi exam rakhte the kbhi jaane hii nhi milta tha


Acha  bhonsidike  ðŸ˜‚


tumhare kumar biswas ne mahilawon ka acha ijjat ki , pahle apne ghar me baat karna sikho baad me bhasan marna ok


mar jaye woh log jo mujse jalte hai mere bharmini hone se jalte hai unka wenaash ho jaye


will work on issues affecting common man such as cleanliness etc: #sureshprabhu #railbudget2015


#aapsweep delhi has shown we can think beyond religion cast race


teri aukat kya hai khabbis jo ham musalmano ko nich bolta hai


Han bro roza to rahkata hun


i think bowen and cofield will be better in 2nd yr ,  and hope jenkins will be as good as he look last preseason ,  but those are unhatched eggs


@abhishek4namo @shirishkunder jab #nirbhya ki bat aati h toh #bollywood #napunsak ban jata h aur #beefban par rota h shame


darpan ki spelling main truti hai :p


eid baad hogi bhai party to wo bhi bajrangi bhaizan movie ke saath sbhi no tv no movie


chalo sab apne apne ghar koi salman nahi aaega....!!


castle 5x06 sneak peek 3 .  (season 5 episode 6) http/URL hahahahaha is it monday yet ?


Ki dassa Kujh v das lae kudiye 😄😄😄😄😄


gaddar kejriwal


Es i love ka ryply tab tak ayga jab tak tum kuch nhi khta


ab main hasun ga .  .


guddu ji darpan to sahi likh lete  .  .  .  hindi bhi kamzor hai kya :p


people of delhi know promises of aam aadmi party - delhi and run away from responsibility in 49 days . aap can only give promises , but next kiran bedi govt will deliver good governance .  .  .


pm uncle abki bar naya bihar bihar ki janta banayegi bjp sarkaar


guddu itna sidha kab se ho gaya ki ek baar bolne se hi bina kisi dhamki k chala gaya :-p


Han but manage toh karna seekhna padega


bhai kbhi kuch galat kriyu


to harne mein proud mehsus hota hai apko


so jao du students itni mehnat mat karo warna top kar jaoge  .


aamir khan ko jawaab mil gaya aaj.....#beefban


4 vade pure hona mushkil hai; 70 ka kya hoga ?


fun friday: a long procession of elementary school children march along the ring road in iqaluit at around 3:15 .  .  .  http/URL


salman bhai am ur big fan.... am from paaaakkkiiissstan.... plzzz plzzzzz plzz plzzzz rply me one time..... plzzzzz waiting


this is lesson for you  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  ab kabhi nahi karega help ab jab bhi aisa hoga tu bhagega


okhay


BHARAT "MODI" ke Saath


Jada ghumte mat raho hamlok ko madat karo hamar bare socho jara ham madat magte to mili nahi qq


#aapstorm #aapsweep if out of 67 mlas of #aap 44 are crorepati and 23 are having criminal cases, how is #kejriwal different?


kuch khaya piya kar aur guddu ki tareh mast raha kar shaan .  .  .  :)


bhohot rone or emotional black mail k baad cassette milti thi .  . or fir poppat ho jata tha .  .  . :(


Asslamalaikum salaman bhai


kitni cute ladki hai :-p


sabse badi galti to defence ki bandi ka boyfriend bankar ki


mein to chalk kha jati thi :-p :-d


May this season of color bring you cheer and happiness. May the colors of the Holi continues to illuminate your life and


bjp ko neend na aaye chain na aaye na jane kaha modi ji ki lehar kho gayi. #aapstorm #aapsweep


modi saab ye konsi country hai???


@gurmeetramrahim #msgincinemas dil ko dhdkna sikhaya apna.. naki ki rah pr chlna sikhaya apne


i'm listening to the a capellas of the 2nd law and appreciating how bad ass bellamy is .  not that i didn't already know from his other albums


pm @narendramodi and maharashtra cm @dev_fadnavis should do away n remove the #beefban asap if they want foreign investors to visit mumbai!!


right ab ki bar aap ki sharkar


humare jawan ko marne vale aatnki ko shahid bolne vale huriyat neta se mila huaa hai kejrival phle hi kejrival owesi se hath mila chuka hai isi liye owesi delhi me chunav nahi ld raha .  kejrival ka ek neta kashmir ko desh se alg karne ki bat kar chuka hai aam aadami ke naam leke rajniti karne vale aam aadami kejrival ki asli rajniti ko samjho .


Nai bhyya


mujhe thandh lag rahi hai aur tujhe mahesh bhatt ke filmo ke gaane yaad aa rahe hain :p


kitne din tk b'day celebrate hoga oldmonk ka ... ab iss cover ko hta bi de bhai  P


meanwhile ,  alia bhat call salman khan and ask him ,   " aapka bhai sohail pakistan ki team ki taraf se kyu khel raha tha ?  "


aaahuhuhu .  .  .  .  papa alwz do this .  .  .  .  muma part .  .  .  . muma mana krti thi .  .  . papa de dete te chup k se .  .  .  oh dad .  .  .  i nvr forget nd will do same to u  .  .  .  when u get retire .


aur mujhe black money se aane wala 1500000 rs nhn chahiye


cong to hold rallies on fdi .  the first rally will be held at delhi's ramlila ground on oct 28 ,  to be addressed by the pm and mrs s gandhi .


tum ple aisa mat kro , tumhare liye bahut difficult hoga apne ghr mai batana bt u hve to do tht ple .. tum cmmnt b nh pad rhe hoge , ple admin aapko toh pata hoga ye kaun h aap toh kuch kar skte ho isse phele woh koi galat step le please ... thts my rqust ple


OK bye


Or AAP vo h jo is bar khane ke liye muh laplapa rhe h ..


Bhaijaan baat se palat gaye...... yeh aapki fitrat mai nai ho sakta.... aapka P.A naam kharaab kar rha hai aapka


abhi$hi tak$hi na$hi aaya ?


Packing ho gayi ? ??


Bhai ji aap to kamaal ho


kachua sir ki laat seedha bum pe xd xd


kash guddu ki aur hum sabki ma samjh pati .  .  .  match k din hamara pet match se hi bharta hai .  .


bas bhai 24-25 ke lag rahe aap to .


admin post remove kar de warna pichware pe laat mar k bahar mikalun ga


ye to sabne kiya hai ,  girls & boys ,  alike


pr iska intejam krke aate the ki  .  . aur chalk mile hi ni :p


bete peida hote rahe to in beto ki shadi kisse krwayega .  .  .  ramdev ji plz koi beti peida hone wali dwai b bnaiye


poland criticize the 18th amendment .  the new frame has been opened .  none of the topic was on that earlier .  #uprlka


heheh .  .  lovely yr .  .  school yaad dila diya bhai guddu toone .  .


guddu yaar tune le li


@varunprakash31 @rajuparulekar @dharmrajvd in sab trends ke baare mein kya kahenge?: #aapsweep #aapkidilli #aapstorm #delhidecides


after 2 days #fuckuover is the 20th most played song on my ipod .  only another 400 or so plays til it beats what makes you beautiful


@daanirudha that was expected by #congress coz people were fed up of them but never thought #bjp will come down to this #aapsweep


Bhai 4 mint


rt @aartisehgal7: #msg3successfulweeks #msgyouthicon #msgrevolution... papa ji... u rock... u r superb.. amazing... u r sweetheart


baaba baklol  .  .  .  .  . kejriwal


paani, bizli, tamatar, aalu k siwa gb road sasti hogi ki nahi? #aapsweep


when there is a will  ,  there is a way ( y )


Lol haramzady apnay tu musalmano ko zalil kya allah apko hidayet karay ameen


Kyun fat rhi h .. Hua nhi kya ?


Kash Modiji Aap Manmohan Singh se phly aa gy hoty....aj 2015 humara Desh kha phuch gya hota


srinivasan ka chamcha tha .  ek jail jayega toh doosra cement factory sambhalega


in a parallel universe


hazipur-bachhvada double rail line k liye 720 cr ka aavantan #railbudget2015


sara focus to uska ground se bahar hoga jeetega kaise bhai .


anhonee ko honi kar de honi ko anhonee ek jagah jab jamah to 3no, virat, parthiv ms dhoni #worldcup2015 #indvsuae #cricket


wah anna g today you got back you lost glory .


teri movie flop ho jaye....


milan-genoa: 22 rossoneri: milanello - 22 players have been called up for milan-genoa tomorrow at the san siro s .  .  .  http/URL


frame kara lo bhai .  .  :p


hahhahahaha .  .  so true .  .  doosre section wale toh chhupa diya karte the .  .  kehte the aagaye fir maangne .  . :-(


haan kal bhar diya


rvp shit on afc by moving to mufc ,  yet served them brilliantly over 8 years ,  will the fans give him shit on saturday ?  #cantwaittofindout !


satish narahari aap ki pik thik nahi lag rahi kiyo jo jindu birodhi ak49 aap ne uska samarthan kiya he


Thk  h  ..  ðŸ˜Š


@someUSER aw lucky ,  i was sat on my aunt's couch somewhere in germany at the time watching the livestream and bawling my eyes out omg


kya lul post hai :p


mana fazlu bhaiya bade aadmi ho ge hai lekin fir bhi kuch purane din yaad dilao


Salle yaha aaya hua hai


ohhh that is bad  .  .  .  .  god knows where our educatn systm is goin  ?


ideal home show at christmas - earls court 14-18 november ,  has partnered with itv to bring dancing on ice to life at the exhibition .


just found out ill be playing at the same tournament with ut as my brother with his h . s .  in february in new orleans during mardis gras .


jhut aisi koi dawai nhi hai ling nirdharan chrosome xx xy pr depend krta hai or girl boy male ke sperm se hote hai iske liye girl jimmedar nhi


mko add kr lo guys .. pleaseeeee .. bet jeetni h mko


Acchi hai mam


Acha acha


played the song 'ain't no need to worry (album version)' by the winans on @someUSER http/URL


Salman Bhai.....Mri Bf mjhse jada apko pyar karti h...or islie mjhe usse bht pyar h kyunki wo mjhse jada apko pyar karti h


Hell is waiting for the defaulters ..... Sex before marriage ! Awwwww ! These guys will never confess here his breakup and cheating in future ...! Good ......


Parde


bhai ye apke posts jitne mazedar hote hai utne hi espe kiye gaye cmnts bhi .  .  .  .  .  . mood frsh ho jata hai .  .  .  . :-)


#aap tsunami wrecks #bjp, congress; others mock at #modi http://t.co/nvk6zu6oxs #aapstorm #aapsweep #aapkidilli #delhidecides


kya bhai sb kaam nipta kr aya tha ap se bt krne 3:30 ko or ab ap 4 pm.. chlo koi nhi ab 4 bjne ka wait krte h :-)


Sahi pakde h bhaijaan😄😉😉😅😅😅


Bhai mandir ni baanna chahiye log uska bi dandha start kr dege not agree wid admin ....


to tum hi ho wo jo sabko rply krte ho ' hi ' ka


" kendrick perkins led the league for the 4th year in a row in spm (scowls per minute) "  literally laughed out loud


du is really playing wid student's career i got selected in delhi police but i got only 4 in internals out of 25 nd i got back only by 1 mark nd my hard work was wasted only bcoz of the teachers


agar india jeet jaati toh ek aur happy new year ban jaati  .  .  .  . farah khan ko part 2 nahi banana padta


Han kiya na


Dektha hun kaise release karega movie


manav viggap to laddu wale ho , game to apne kabhi khele hi nhi :p


mujhe to aage khada hone me mazaa aata tha -_-


Or nonveg party rakhi bhaiyya ne


or btaaa


Hahah...


@someUSER reggie isn't interested in dealing picks like the old regime .  can't see him parting with anything other than a 6th or 7th


just added a google+ hangout to the schedule--see you on november 21 ?  !  details here: http/URL


@someUSER runner on 2nd no outs ,  drubes being one of our best hitters should make a productive out .  his fault not acta's


Han .. Mai check kar liyo .. pdf hi bhej di h


meet the dragon's den at social media week in #vancouver on sept 28 http/URL


i recorded the wanted on celebrity juice so if anyone missed it ,  i'll stream it again on saturday if anyone wants to see it ?


Tera interestg websiteg developmentg mein hai


end wala paragraph mast hai bas isi ke bharose mein apna revenge nahi leti


bhai akele shikhar aur rahane ne sa ko thoka .  .  .  :d


Bhai sab ko pagal samjha h kha ho


news release 09 october 2012 customers of the negros sub-grid experienced a partial outage today at 5:45pm (cont) http/URL


Tu dil hai tu jaan hai..mera salman hai


l power waa bkwas .  .  .  i alwez use s full on bauchhar hr trf .  .  .  idiot gals mario to chorho mene contra tak last tk khela h .  .  .  .  precious child hood apna zmana zada accha tha


yaaaro yeah #railbudget2015 kitne baaje start hooga ?


i might act like tomorrow valentine day and pamper my gf maybe then she'll feel better


im going to be the black dahlia tomorrow and no ones going to get it because everyone is stupid .


ashleel launde  .  .  .  garbage bin ki paidaish (y)


hume to teachers k saamne hi sab kuch banana hota tha .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . every sat supw .  .  .  . but we have learnt a lot from them .  .  .


choddd dia steyn ko..hahaha #indvssa


bolne me kya jata hai


Sallu u jst fav


Tu suna ??


hiiii how r u ..aap ye btaye ki aap lucknow kyu nhi ate hai n agar ayeto mjhe plzzz inform kare..plzz


@someUSER in london for boro match saturday .  .  .  let me know what night you're out .  .  .  friday may suit me better like if optional


perth mein aaya indian bowler's ke andar bhoot.... uae ke hogaye "laude looth" #indvsuae


rt @iskiyauski: maharashtra me itne kisano ne aatma hatya ki tab anna ne dharna kyu nahe kiya ?? #arvindannaback #landacquisitionbill


dost ho toh shan jaisa :)


pahle sahi se islam ka meaning sikh lo tum aur apne pita ji ko bhi sikhao


you are not confident in yourself and dont appreciate yourself .. so dont expect others to be any different ..


best post ever .  .  .  . similar to my dreams .  .  .


government to janta ki sunana hi nahi chahti ,  acha nahi ho raha sab kuch


bhaijaan ramzan kese chl rhe hh


oooh datz grt aap he ke kami thi miss #hiba ;)


@someUSER mostly just a misunderstanding over who called whom .  bigger issue is pepper-spraying people who want to march on republic day


Bhai aap ke liye kitna bhi wait krna pade karenge


guddu ki mummy ne jab kaha  " udbilao aaya hai "  .  .  .  this was epic  !  !  !


tum to thehre pardesi saath kya nibhaaoge...budget session se pehle hi chhuti ko chale jaaoge. #rahulonleave


Tanch = fit n fine


bas isi tarah aap age badate rahiye hum aapke sath hai ...


because it reduces the probability of getting a girl . which in turn reduces the probability of our precious money being wasted on these girl which should be invested in daru ...  P


From my side too   *   *   *


@amitdangadhvi jab aap ise saaf rakhogey, aapne ghar ke tarah #railbudget2015


Nannu eppudu pampava dresses.. Dani kotta kotta dresses konpedtavu


abhi tak nahi aye salman bhai online?


first day filming on dancing on ice tomorrow ,  should be interesting .


Isse murkh ladki mene aj tak ni dekhi . Uske kehne pe 5 sim changed . Ab wo galiya deraha to ek aur cant change and he's abusing you and harassing you tab b you want him back . #Facepalm .


My dear IITB confessions , I am a comman woman before being a media person . I was merely sharing with a few friends of mine who have studied in journo schools and may have had similar experiences  )


Han bhaiyya.. Hindustani garv divas ki hardik badhaiyyan


Kitna kar liya ?


3:53 now


ramzaan aur eid bahut bahut Mubarak ho i love u


le baba ji ka thullu !


Kese ho bhai aap


ab aapkorecharge karwane ke liye paise dene ki zarurat nahi :-)


kuch bhi ho jaaye .  .  .  uss pakistan wale ke pataakhe nahi footne chaiye aaj  !  !


Salman sir aap fir kb online rahoge plz bta do na... Wrna mai puri raat jgi rhungi or apka wait krungi. Plz bhaieya 1 reply.....


or bua g kaisi h


superlike  .  .  .  .  .  this so called izzat is a product of male chauvinistic society  .


if aliens observed earth to learn about us ,  i wish they'd watch the olympics .  rather than mardis gras or the 4th of july .  .  .


ambuja cement se chipka do guduu ko .  .


naha le


Kal  ghuma  marine  drive  aur  gateway


Bhaijaan of bollywod salman bhai


Salman bhai aap to folp hooo jiii


it is necessary to work before going to holidays #whereisrahul #rahulonleave


@someUSER :) most def ,  i think when you come tomorrow the boys will be here .


Kis ka Bhai jaan kahan ka Bhai jaan Kutte tu ek nambar shetan, Eed me hi aata he, Kharab karne imman,


\ " I just want to be away from all of this . Far away . \ " Call NASA .


aap zindabad


Modi saab g,, galla da krah bnayi jayoge, k kuj kroge v..


Bhai aap kha baat krogge


Salman Bhai ye film bhi super hit hogi aap be fikar ho jao


kejriwal is such a deshdrohi .


#landacquisitionbill debates #loksabha #rajyasabha dharna #annahazare protests by all #politicalparty but does the poor #farmers even know-!


@someUSER friday's the main day !  !  !  !  knicks vs heat


Salman ab hindu bangya he bhayoo koi movie dhkhne nhi jaaye


'dum laga ke haisha' #songlyrics http://t.co/i5wvrpprp0 #momsmaggi #aapstorm #2daystomsg #delhidecides


mujhe cold drink peeni hai .  .  !  !  !  :d :v


job chahiye hm kuchh ldke jobless h, or hone wale h pdhe b km h bt work krna jante h


@someUSER you sure it was quo ?  they were the first act on ,  queen weren't 2nd i'm sure of it


too good  !  !  !


jitne v salman ko gaali de rhe hai. sb owaisi ke dogle hai. sala sb galat msg failata hai owaisi supporters


Aa  Gaye  ?


centre suffering from 'policy paralysis' ,  alleges jayalalithaa: jayalalithaa on tuesday charged the upa go .  .  .  http/URL #news


ambani adani ki kamayi khane wale aaj delhi walo ko muftkhor bolne lage h kyuki unki daal nahi gali. #aapsweep #aapstorm


salman 4 bja gye


Lekin yeh baat hai ki viswanath/eng regularg hai


bohot bada bakc#*d hai guddu !  !  !


bhaijaan kaha ho


pura filmy hai  .  .  .  bas ek change hai  .  .  .  papa ke marne ke baad chacha log ne property hadapne ki koshish hi nahiki ;)


dosto kal subeh milte hain aap sabhi se...milke gaaliyan denge pakistani players ko :) #indvspak #jaihind india vs pakistan #offline #gn


kuch bhi


hi salman sir apka dhan kidhar hai apka fan idhar hai#akki


Salman khan Bajrangi kutta maa ka lauda bhenchod


Mujhe salman khan se milna hai pls help me


Eid mubarak songs bajrangi bhaijaan me hona chaiye


if rahul quits politics, it will be a real 'blow to modi !'. @bdutt @sardesairajdeep @sagarikaghose @ndtv #whereisrahul #rahulonleave


rahul gandhi, from a few moments ago. i think. #delhidecides #rahulgandhi #india http://t.co/jdha7kwest


dhoni ka helicopter shot;-) ;-) ;-)


#aap win shattered myth of #modi 's invincibility: @aapyogendra http://t.co/lyworqod8e #aapstorm #aapsweep #aapkidilli #delhidecides


Haan  gya  ..  zyada  nahi  gye  kyuki  tym  ho  rha  tha


Salman i love you pleze camm amaroc pleze i love you salman pleze camme pleze


okay me and @someUSER are about to watch the woman in black .  this may be a terrible night .


She doesnt diserve ur love at all yar ... agr woh sach m tumse pyar krti hoti na toh caste uske liye koi matter hi nhi rakhti yar ...  )


all ricky martin's fans interested in joining sips ,  you are welcome to do so .  theme mustache 20oct sat tag under #sexysoulsinterestingpics


Ab kis baat bheek mang rha rha hath faila kr eid pr


lagta hai chris gayle k time pe guddu seat se chipka raha


a cheeky 61 by nick watney good enough to win #cimbclassic at -22 from @someUSER & @someUSER @someUSER closed with 63 to share 4th


#rahulonleave poor guy is tired after an exhausting sleep in parliament, aicc meets and ..... let him wake up and go to vegas to his gf


amit ji south african ho gaye kya .  .  :o


garbage bin ultimate boss .  .  .   !  !  !  hme to 1re milta tha #seema toffee khane ke liye (vo bi mummy se) .  .  .  patang/magazine to door ki bt :d


bhai apna time barabaad mat karo kisi ko koi rply nai milne wala


music picks: r .  kelly ,  leonard cohen ,  cat power: fri 11/2 grace potter & the nocturnals the wiltern if anyone should .  .  .  http/URL


just concentrate on ur study  .  .  .  god bless u :-)


hamare zamaney may laat lagti ti pichwadey pe


3.30 bje kya hoga


PM ka samman..........mera samman....JAY HIND


Kya problem h


Bhai ..kab bajen ge 3.30


salman bhai aap meri life ho m bacpan se aapko apna bhai manti ayi hu apse badkar koi nai h mere liye bas ak baar mujhe bahan kah do best day of my life


bhai i know .  .  .  tabhi harami laundo ko hi tag kara tha


@gurmeetramrahim #msg3successfulweeks pitaji kab ayegae ji apki bahut yaad a rahi hai


goodness pic bhai aap bhut ache or smart ho..or m aapka sabse bda fan hu bhai


Iski ma chod do salman ki


What do u want problem kis cheez se h seedha bol na tere page ka naam bi badal hi le


himmat wale sushil log  .  .


aaaptards be like naacho bc #kiskidilli #delhidecides #ndtvresults


only aap


hahaha guddu kyaa baat kahi lol :p :p


my every year's story :|


hoping @arvindkejriwal will set an example by making delhi an #aadarshstate & development ka inter-state competition ho. #aapsweep #aapstorm


Lega rhia purei takt k sath sbhi bharrt venseyo ki duaey ap k sath hai


@istandwithaap modi chale baajar...kejri bhonke hazaar #jumlaman #railbudget2015 #feku


super deal:nokia lumia 1320 (44%off)offer ltd http://t.co/7d39mj9bct #whereisrahul #rssquestionsteresa #landacquisitionbill #arvindannaback


@someUSER anything .  i wondered how the aspects btwn my sun/moon faired with my rising .  i also have venus in sag .  .  . yea lol thank u :)


Cnfuzd hun bohot


Ashu Singh tumhari baat hamai samag nahi arahi


mai apka ek chota sa fain hu


upsc ka exam jo sala clear he ni hota ....


@arshad_pc u seem to b loving #shamitabh so much. is is that good? should i watch it or miss it?


Pakistan main be apko log bht pasand krta hn bhai jan.....


mata ko sirf jaanwar khata! #beefban #illgiveyoufreesteak #hindu #dharamsankatmein


Jo dimag bole


iss din school to jana hota he ,  magar school bag ghar chor kar ,  kya maja ata tha cycle ki race lagate the .


Lagta hai Admin metro me dusro ke armpits apni toungh se leak karta hai ... Achcha hai atleast kuch to rahat milegi Admin ki is samaj sewa se logon ko metro me ...  D


Mam*


parsons also confirmed w/ tw reporter abt jlin's popularity ,  also 'promised' he'll visit taiwan next yr http/URL


Randiko ban ko film kab release horaha hein


@someUSER hi bob . 'm fine . tomorrow is a holiday here ,  all souls' day 'n the 15th republic day , another holiday . now i'm a little busy  .  .  .


just close your eyes the sun is going down .  you'll be alright no one can hurt you now .  the morning light you and i will be safe and sound .  .  .


big factor for bjp's defeat is anti bedi group with in the party.they'ven't supported her.it was totally negative voting in delhi #aapstorm


add me gril


nothing like watching the vow on a friday night .  cheers to cancelled plans and sickness


Salman bhai bada wala tharra Desi ka pike so gaye Heheheh


kripya vendor subah 8 baje se aise na dekhe ki "kambal kab dogey wapas". #railbudget2015


nice tobe thiseid eve,,,,,eidmubarak


meri bahut pitayi huyi thi .  .  . ek baar esi hosiyari kerne gaya tha tub .  .  .  .  :-)


what nonsence is this ...??. . pyar k liye parents ko choro .. and srk aur ranbir bano .... . huh ....  /


bolne ki aajadi sabhi ko he so annaji bhi bol rahe he


all girls are not like you think but its just you met wrong girls at this time  !  !


Ok ..chahe jb ap bolo


main bhi mugerilaal ki tarah khoya rehta tha class main .  .  . aise school ko toh 21 topon ki salami . :)


Gm


4pm Salman kha ho


(*_*) haaye daiyyyaa .  .  .  . kitna koot arthaat cute hai :d :d :d


bade aaye the india ke saath match khelne ke liye .  le li naa india walo ne pungi bajaa ke .  liho liho


#queen is worried about black m . hence #mumbai riot see#msm lies thin crowd @ ramlila on 3rd day:http/URL n http/URL


kejriwal ji aapko bhut bhut bhdai delhi jeetne par


Bhai app bollywood king hokar apne app ko bajrangi bhaijan kya late ho Eid me a sob ko aacha nahi laga bohut sms araha ha is move ko mat dikho appne majhab ko chota kara ha kay a chsch ha?


@someUSER 1st its like imma play headlock ,  and then safe and sound ,  and now you gonna play all star .  hmmmm


join us this thursday for the introduction to our dramatic reading of charles dickens's a christmas carol .  11/1 6-7pm .


This page has become boring after that Gandalf's chutiyapa .


itni games hotiii to bachha  .  . buddha ho jata har roz nayi game khel khel k


Bummprrr hittt in saahALLAH....


ðŸ˜”


Yaar aap Awwwto me baith jao and wapas Vinayaka chale jao -_-


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg teri divani hai sari duniyaa tujko vo dunde sari umaria tu sabhki hai pyari khushian tu hai msg,msg tu hai


my mama going to jacksonville saturday  , i would go but she want let me  , i'm on  " punishment "  .  !


so kendrick lamar 1st week projected sales iz 242k .  that's wassup for an artist different from the norm to do those kind of numbers .


like larry bird in the ole' 3pt contest .  .  .  tonight at the alfred e .  smith dinner #romney went 1st and absolutely crushed it .  #obamafailed


kabhi-kabhi to chalk ki jageh teachrs ki bhi kami padh jati thi .  . skul main :(


sandhya slman bat nai karega


may 27 it goin down me ,  @someUSER and @someUSER throwing a graduation party !  at mardis gras 4275 winchester rd suite 6 pm until 12 !


32seat lekr ghnta kam kiya bjp ne .  .


bhai kya hal hai


rahane is a silent performer who may not make it to headlines daily, but sure makes his performances count! next dravid maybe? #indvssa


amit ji ke baal safed ho gaye hain .  jawaani aane se pehle dhal gayi


Salman meri family boht sharif he hm apni bf k sath ayashi waste apne maa baap ki izet khak me nai mila sekte


pratiyogita darpan (y)


BJP ko lao beiapam karao phir mader ker aatam hatya batao


@timesnow yes a #railbudget2015 because they have intention and vision both.


Bohot ache May this season of color bring you cheer and happiness. May the colors of the Holi continues to illuminate your life and


loksabha election me isne mamta ko support kia tab kya ukhad lia modi ka


pta nh kaunsa kidha lg gya h .... . meri sis ka 91% m b nh aya 1st list m .... . n ek toh gnrl h thts y she z too dsapntng ..


world cup me india se pakistan ko harta dekhte hue bahut acha lagta hai


extra point is no good .  its dsu 28 ,  morgan state 20 with 5:02 left in the 3rd quarter .


Vishwanath/eng ne mail bheji hai


Pata nahi kyo jub tum aate ho , mujhe had as hi jati hai


garbage bin 5 akshar likhe hain hindi k aur usme bhi galti .  .  .  . bahut tamatar padenge aaj toh .  .  .  .


mummy grihshobha me sweaters ke naye style dhundh rahi hongi .  .  .  . 2 fande sidhe fir 3 fande ulte .  .  .


@pk movie , nice movie & very interesting movie.... http://t.co/ohzejgmygn


langur s have my anguurs


jab tak chips ka packet bhara hai ,  inka haath chalta rahega


#durex new delhi, bachav hi suraksha hai. #celebtrains #railbudget2015


it should be proper i think those people will start manipulate evm machines from now .  .


ye india hai boss


" my heart is gold ,  my twat is glass ,  c'mon baby can't ya see ?  "  yes .  . a glass twat .  . better known as a  " womb with a view "  ;d lol !


friend 1:gaadi start nahi ho rahi hain yaar... friend 2:jara south africa dede usse!#indvssa #savsind


miranda house ka bi page hona chahie ab to  -D  -P


modi ji this is time for change


Na g na.. Irade nake na hann😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 Nake ha8


voo pajii tusi kitee chale gaye c


Salman khan am exited 4 ur n3w film #bajrangi #bhaijan .....................


phanku man


Naira is approx 45 against dollar.


ache log ko ache gifts hi milte hain jaise indians ko aap mila sir ji.


bht


Jai sri ram nama namo


eid mubark bhay


ye sab to bahane hai ghar ka kaam na krne ke .  .  .


Bat bani teri?


salman sir for u dabe mein daba dabe mein cake mera piyare salman sir cororo mein aik


pados ke uncle dekh lete the topa utarte hue  .  . had ye ki abba se keh bhi dete .  .  . aur ghar aate he shamat ajati thi .  .  .  .  . lkn hum tab bhi nhn sudharte the


delhi ki economy desh se alag nhh h


#msgyouthicon is trending. seems like 90% of the profiles were born a month ago to create traffic and trend.


Bhai kya mazak hi ye 4.6 ho gye


reddy ,  late ane par krta hoga aisa tu


development chahiye next generation ke liye  .  .  .


itne hi achhe frnds hain na agr ye log tere toh tu apna naam bi bta deta inhe -_-


haan wohi


Han  yaar  kya  karein


badi mushkil se pese juta ke raat bhar k lie vdeo game laye the ghar pe ki raat bhar khelenge .  .  .  .  . kismat khraab ke vdeo game ka outlet tv me fit hi nahi hua .  .  .  .  . par subha pese dene pade .  .  .  . :p


3:30 ka time tha


Hi salman ji me apka bahut bada frend hu


in loverz ne to metro ko b ni choda  /


@someUSER yea gibbs to score the 4th for afc still


good guddu sahi ja rha h .  ladka tarki me hai ;)


Are mera pakka nu h yar


Mam Maine bohot din phle kia


rugby is a great winter sport for gaa ladies looking to keep up there fitness .  come along friday to kilkenny rfc at 7 to try it out


koi apni jagah se nahin hilega .  .  .  warna guddu ka baap favicol se chipka dega .  .  .  .


hai ? ?


#go_team_india dikha do fir se.. #indvsuae


Han  half  se  jyada


very good kya bat hai .  .  .  . ye hai hamre dash ki shan


beti bachao beti padhao but government won't allocate any fund for it! #shame #unionbudget2015


Bhai firki to nahi le rahe ho 4 baje mat kehna 4:30 baje please


evans: mick jagger ,  15 oct 12 .  sir mick jagger calls chris evans with an interesting message about rolling stones .  .  .  http/URL


Main to chutiyapanti ban gya


Yeah seriously , no one seems to know . I confess in one of the lectures I went about asking people if they knew what RK meant .


smashing fifa atm won the capital one cup , 1st in the league and in the finals of the f . a cup and champions league


my neighbor in iit never trusted me  .  so that made me furious  .  hence whenever he and his girlfriend used to do stuff  ,  i used to stop the music in my room  .


wah wah Turkes


@someUSER lowry's getting $12 mil over 2 years ,  lin's getting $25 over 3 but $14 . 8 mil in the 3rd year .  i'd say toronto got better value .


kejrival ka manifesto me red lait ka kya huva k me o nahi lunga o jikar bhi nahi he aam aadmi he to lait ka jikar kyu nahi kiya


akhir 19 states se 120 mp lage huye hai aur unme se 20 cabinet ministers hai .  .  .  .  is atmosphere ko pichle raily me jo ramlila ground me hua tha  " kya ho gaya tha "  .  .  .  .  .  .  .   ?


Bhai fadu hai


iss baar bhi nahi milega maukaa bc.. hahaha .. #indvspak #wc15


@someUSER bro you all confirm going to see jlin tomorrow  ?


Heheh bye  Happy lohri..😘😘


K bole6e,..Tui ki janis anti religiÃ²us film kake bole,..


with in astrology


Salman khan bhai jann nice ha very nice salman bhai beautiful songs


kash yaar .  .  .  .  kismat hi futi hui hai is baar


baaki sabhi baato ko maaro goli meine butter chicken khaya hai


true


#railway fair not increased so it is not mean that #railbudget2015 is good #prabhukirail


Maza to tab hai jab kohinoor wapis lao


hurkuchhhhh ultimate ....blockbuster


@anmolsoni994 are...same to you kutte! india jeet gayi !!!! #wontgiveitback #indvssa


Are yr ye ladka dekha h kahin bhai hai


seriously yaar divya i am proud of you  ,  har ladki teri jaisi ho jaye toh koi kuch bol hi nahi sakta


=d kachhua sir ko senti-mental kr diya .  .  .  .  .  #bollywoodcalling :)


tujhe apni behn pr bharosa h na


luv u salman muhhhh


ind lost this match .  now india knock out this tri series .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . very sad


Did u see mah new machine....?


thanks bro .  .  .  . for make me smile


@focusnewsindia not entire opposition congress & it's supporters against #landacquisitionbill to block india growth


ad by india for defeating pakistan in all cricket world cup 2015 matches #pakistan #india #cwc15 #indvspak #pakvsind http://t.co/jk1jzo8sto


bahi 4 baj gaye praty abhi baki hai


turning kisaans into indistrial labourers is not my kind of vikas. #landacquisitionbill


mother father of english kar di


bhai by god aisa hi hota tha :p


Wo hi


Bs kroooooo subah se pd ri hunnnn boreeee may be itz a lyf confession  -P


mere sath ulta hai ,  mere ate hi out ho jata hai


buffalo bills' kyle williams misses practice thursday: for a second straight day ,  buffalo bills .  .  .  http/URL #bills #nfl


sirf ek Selfie lene hai aap ke sath


sabsidy to pahle bhi mil rahi thy


Bas vadyia sab


Mujhe


pehle pakistan ki taraf ek dal do .  .  .  . sare terrorist khatam .  .  .


kitna haramkhor bacha hain .


@someUSER i told you what me n asia din already but sunday we cud hit earth


@someUSER 1win from the superbowl !  game tomorrow at noon !  git r done !  http/URL


naam bade and darshan chhote!!! #delhidecides


#replacemovienamewithmuffler lage raho muffler bhai #aapsweep #ndtvresults


Muje aap bhout aache lagkte hai bachpan se dekti aa rai hu or marte dam tak dekungi i am a big fan. . . . 4rm nepal


he cries and cries and cries because you wont let him do it  ?  did you say you were seeing a guy  ?  ;)


iske lie bahut ladai ki hai bhai se :p


sign up kijiye or daily 150 ka free recharge kijiye !


and koi bhi match nhi hua with the graphics shown in the photo :3


2nd movie for the night - ghost rider : " ) #nowwatching ~


love u aammaa love uuu soooo much  .  .  .  .  .  .  sacchi - mucchi  .  .  .  .


mai toh papa ke dibbe se 5-5 ke sikke chura ke unhi ko bechti thi :d


the boys are hot !  !  #streakin big win tonight let's do er again tomorrow !  #keepitrollin


Modi ji agar 10 sal pahle pm bane hote to aaj india ki tasbeer dusari hoti sayad india china ke barabar me hota.


hahahaah . a .  .  .  .  .  . kaash aise hi architecture k models bhi bane banaye mil jaate .  .  .  .  :p


g ni wo b ek ldki h isliye bol rhi hu as a human...


unhe na manda akhayee ...... jin janme rajan ..... prophetic words of Nanak dev ji . Be positive & hopeful . )


listen.bhagavad gita was a conspiracy hatched by brahmins in collusion with kshatiryas to enslave women,vaishya & sudra.@komal3192 #beefban


wednesday and thursdays will be a struggle at work once the champions league resumes *gmt +1*


Sab normal h ab😃😃 I wish You dear buddy in New Year


Bhaijaan yeh msg , apke Muslim brothers ho ghuma rahe hai apko badnam karne ke liye


Hloo salu bhai......


world cup k bare mei bhi kuch ho jaaye


mitroen ne dhoka de diya.. actually inhone mitroen ko dhoka diya tha #aapsweep #aapstorm #delhidecides


Yeh isq nahi aasan bus aag ka dariya hai or doubna hi doubna hai ....... ;-(


the wave of change started by msg is too strong. it has brought a tsunami of goodness. #msg3successfulweeks


Sala Kafir bahenchod dekhta hu teri movie kaise hit hoti hai . . . . . !


Wahan kya ?


Missing all of u