@srbachchan #shamitabh #piddly #shamitabhtrailerlaunch .... piddly si baatien...!! yeah!!! http://t.co/r3r1bqklqe


@shaziailmi kya hua??? haar bardaash nahi hua. ur cm candidate ran & u followed her running from @timesnow #aapsweep #aapstorm #aap


i can listen crackers sounds.. out side the courtyard.. #indvssa #indiavssouthafrica


I think vai app padhtey hongey plzz mai appse milna chata hu


abp ka bachha hogya kya :


masha allah good....yeh hain meri hindi


@someUSER capello had a draw in his 4th game with juve in the serie a (2004/2005) .


guddu hmara bada ho k jarur politican banega  .  .  .  . aaaiiiyyyeeee .  .  .  .


yaar aankh khuli ni aur ye padh liya din hi kharab hai


shaan is like .  .  question kahin mujh par na aajaye :p


rt @rewati5: *yawning* finally it's a win! #indvsuae


uae batsman !!kuchh samay to guzaaro crease pe #indvsuae


Bahut log hai jo aapse baat karna chahte hai..plzzzzzz dn't brk thr hearts sir plzzzz


Tu dekh liyo ??


ye bhi add kr dete garbage bin


contra mein 30 lives ke liye sachme chit tha ?  ?  :( kabhi pata hi nahi tha :'(


kaash viva me ese rone se marks mil jaya krte .  .  .  .  " sir padha toh tha pr abi yaad nhi aa rha  .  .  .  . boohoohoo "  :p ;)


lucky shops are coming to nyc ! : the sale of the season hosted by lucky magazine with grammy winner jennifer hudson ,  starts november 1 .  .  .


Next year😜


& i think i m d only laziest kaam s jee churaane vaala , meet all d baap of aalasis , nikahtoo of india #rahulonleave


that movie flight with denzel looks really good !  may have to go check it out


i never believed in this sort of stuff but when i read it ,  i found that this is true


#ind is definitely going to win tomorrow's match #indvsuae #cwc15


mera kuch ni malum main kb shopping  kr lu


anyone else find it entertaining that ash wednesday and national margarita day fall on the same day ?


mostly gls k parents aise hi hote h ... or ye tumhe pehli br pta chla h kya jb itna feel hota h to log bf q bnate h itne sare .... nautanki ....


bed ke pichhe se contra ka poster kahan gaya ?  ?


Salman Bhai yeh bajrangi bhaijan pe comment aa rhe hai is movie ko nhee dekhna


Aaray Yaar koi toh bolo sab comment kar re khali kispe baat karinge bhi


script ke jagah homework ka puchti tab pta chalta uske rug rug me acting hai :d


syrian delegation withdrew from 1st session of the non-aligned movement summit in iran as mohamed morsi addressed #syria crisis


gf hi to bna rhe h yha ... kranti wranti to bad me hoti rhegi ;)


indiaaah india - with ever cheer and with every run pakistan like mohd. irfan will crumble and be all over the place #indvspak


bhaiyo aman ki bto m mt aana ye bjp ko bdnam karne ki sajish hai .  ab aap log congress ke piche kyu ni padte unse dosti ho gayi hai aap logo ki isliye .


jaago hinduo jaago murkh na bano ye kejri bhi deshdrohi gadaar hai like congress


modi ji aage chalo haem aapki jarurat hai


aap to paagai thai channelwale bhi


Man is doing like a man does ...


aese mat bol yar kuch aisa kar k dikha k tere parents khud khe k ye hmari beti h .


sophia grace and rosie: we know one of your songs !  !  the sun comes down na na na na @someUSER http/URL


#entrepreneur #angelinvestor pitch in on the new birthday party / super bowl sunday treat http/URL


Kaha par hai


@someUSER perhaps they want a 3rd choice hahaha !  like ben amos at #mufc


good news he is going to be father


Yar ashu tm had par kr rhe ho. Plz bs kr yr. . .itna nonsense mt bolo


agn d so cld LYF n itz tricks ... #fedupvdit


Han dhund ra hu k db ka default passed kya h


sir orissa pe kavi aao na.plz...


dilli yeh #aap ne kya kiya? #delhidecides #delhielections


@fully_fundoo koi engineer thali baitha ho to mujhe ye bata do bhai ki ye 10 wale recharge me kitne milenege #unionbudget2015 #sabkabudget


Mare favroute sallu vi...


Tera post aur madhur bhandarkar ki movies ek jaisi hai .. a good one but noone will apprehend ...


supperrb salman khan..


this is fake news shame on you media usa how much given you money blady media  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


sir wanted ki sequel kab aa rahi sir tere naam ke baad wanted ke baad dabang ab bajrangi bhaijaan


kahan kahan memory se khod laate ho guddu bhai


Jis jis ko MH ki full form pta hai thoko like  p  D


roz is waqt chipkte hai biwi se ,  aaj chipke hue hai tv se .  .  . aayyiiii


naye patakhe kharid lo yaar ye purane bomb to fuss ho gye h ab tak .  .  .  .  .


Bade dhayan se dekh rahe ho


i am bigg fan of salman khan iam pakistani love love uuuu salman khan


kaise ho


anna ji aap agar sath aaye dilli nahni valki hindustan ko bjp aur congress mukt kar dengei


just touched down in a practically balmy london. helsinki was fun as ever. last night we saw shamitabh. fun movie with parts shot in finland


friends ap roj 500 rupees apko free milega


Did da big bash thing work ? Try big bear hug ? Dat stuff my friend never fails ;)


my xbox live ends tomorrow :( mw3 and gears3 all day !  hit me up !


Toh seekh leta chalana


akhil sharma chk this out


@gurmeetramrahim msg movie teaches to walk on right path in life ,to serve the poor people #blockbustermsg


Ap ab fresh mind se ho?


#delhidecides:this is definitely our #photooftheday after the #aapstorm yesterday! for more- http://t.co/omiztklncu http://t.co/ajrse5evmy


bola hai admin  ,  aankhe kholo duites  ,  know the all facts


Apki movie me sbko bolna hai jai siya ram tab eed manegi acchi...


Salman sir evry1 says m ur die heart fan, ,bt m ur huge huge huge huge huge huge crazy crazy die heart fan of urs


Ye kya bomb dikha Rahe ho


meri mummy jb bhi kohra dekhti h tb kehti h cap pehno us pr mufler daalo n inner pehno fir sweater us jacket n socks n thermal pyjama .  .  .  .  .  . n i always used to say - ni mummy thand ni lg rhi h .  .  .  . n ske keeps putting clothes on me .  .  .  .  .  . luv u mom .  .  .  .


niggas boutta be droppin like flies down georgetown tomorrow  ,  you wont catchh me there  !


ab jindagi mai kabhi bhi "dettol dettol dettol" sununji, bc sirf #indvspak yaad aayega.


Uske liye b koi to ladka hoga na


m bhi  .  .  . m bhi .  .  .  katai chipak gya jabrang tareeke se


kya yar ,  happy new year dekhao naa


anna je bhi fix ho gye h


aaj border star group par aur tirangaa zee cinema par aani chaahiye .  .  .  .  .  :p


harden got 25pts in the 3rd .  damn ,  maybe lin and harden can get my rockets to the playoffs .


Bol to ra tha k time lagta hai


hehehehe .   .  . john cena ka sticker .   . really bachpan yaad aa gaya


arrey !  !  mai to comments padhne aya tha .  ab tak koi comments nahi aye .  lagta hai mai jaldi agya .  :p chalo baad me aata hu .


Kon kehta hai ladki hasi tofasi . . ....... Arz kiya hai . . . . . Hasna to ladki ki ada hai . . ........ Jo ise mohbat samje wo gadhahai . . . .  p


hoti hai bcoz parents kar chillate hai aur bf par had se zyada trust karte hai  .  usse bolo ki apne parents ki sune


acha ji .... aisa kya ???? bt we wer nt lyk dt knd f seniors .... i mean hum to aise ni the ....  -D


Bhak sale place bataun r koe kam nae h kya mujhe


great guddu


koi aur kaam dhandha nhi hai ? kal monday hai  p


coni is still looking for volunteers for the painting project that is expected to be completed on saturday ,  november 10 and november 17 .


i'm not the go out type .  saturday nights are my  " stay up all night with the fellas on 360 "  night ,  but i think i'll dive into paterno's bio .


kkk


sir .  .  chehre pr mat jaiye .  .  bahut nautanki baaj hai yeh launda .  .  :p


garbage bin ,  waha pe petrol ki tanki hoti hai aur har baar sambhalke baithna padta hai aur brake lagte time bahut zooro se lagti hai :/


Thodi or jagha ho to . . Call cntr b khol dena ak , logo ko job b mil jayge . . .


mujhe lag rha h koi admin ham sab ko dhokha de rha h..


1992 me kharide hue patakhe aaj bhi pakistani nahi jala paye!!! #indvspak #indwins


athens (reuters) - greek lawyers launched their defense of a prominent journalist on thursday charged with break .  .  .  http/URL


think i might go see flight tomorrow just because denzel washington  .  .


Baby now itz allready 4.06 com naa waiting ..


Breathig problem ho gayi thi raat mein bahut


wifi ni h


Gm??


Are mujhe mammi k sath rehna hai mam


sir app jarur c m banoge advance me badhai ho


aapne to bs gfts par e focus kra h , itta hisab laga rakha h gfts ka ,  o


bhai kaha gum ho gye


modi ka majak to obama ne udaya tha :-d


@someUSER i wanted you to know that here in argentina is going to make a directioner fest 10 november te amo te amo te amo !


rt @ramaninsan33: @gurmeetramrahim #msgrevolution #msgyouthicon dear dadddd its all because of uuuuu


i hope i can get a ticket to the #1d concert in belgium !  !  ! you can't order them till saturday ! pfff .  .  . :s


ramdev baba baba nahu hai . neta hai . or badmash bi hai .


Ye Pakka hit h koi sala rok Ni sakta bhai ke film ko hit hone se


guddu ko koi centre fresh de do ,  hamesha bakar bakar ke chakkar mai pit jata hai .  :d


jab udbilaao pit raha tha tab vo udbilaao ki layi hui chips khane mei mast ho gaya .  .  .  wah wah :p


sir delhi chunav me pehli baar mujhe aisa lag raha hai


Regards


" dream high 2 premieres on feb 20th with eng sub thru kbs world !  "  ok noted


channing tatum will be in white oak tomorrow .  .  . for all you stalkers out there


i think it got eaten by a grue . - pc friday - diablo iii (ptr patch 1 . 05) | http/URL http/URL


sidhi baat hai golves kisi ke bhi ho bhai thand me hath me ball chipakana ni chaiye bhot buri chipakti hai :-p


rupee ke girne se yaad aaya sonia gandhi ke tbyat kaise hai # pappu :p


sun jb jyega na to usse phele milne aaiyu mjhse


dear @narendramodi tell all @bjp4india ruling states cms to urge farmers don't fall in rumours about #landacquisitionbill @amitshahoffice


Kaise ho bhai jaan mai apni gf k saath bajragi bhaijaan ka first show dekhne ja raha hu....


bhai aap toh hit ho


sab muslim bahi se gujaris h ki duwa karo ki yes ramjaan me yeto h aagle sal ramjaan me ni ho


salman sir plzzzz sir madat kro sir mai 4saal se aapka number dhoond raha hu sir plzz madat kro mere parivar ko aapki jarurat hai salman sir plzzzz sir....yeh mera no...hai ..,.7355458113


@someUSER look at the countries we're playing ,  we were 6th seeds .  also we're missing ched evans ,  bellamy ,  ramsey ,  collins etc etc !


it is a shame  !  !  !


aaasaya kathula thoodhu vittu...sing this and sing line below in same ragga... "stereo phonic sonata(sung as sun aata) #eksi #shamitabh


garbage bin bhai (faisal bhai) is baar to emotional hi kar diya tune .  .  .  vakai dad .  .  .  dad hi hote hai chahe saala kuch bhi ho jae .  .  .  missing him in every moment .  .  .  .  :)


ye mauka mauka wali advertise kabi aayi maine toh abhi dekhi hai just .  .  .  .  . :d


@drgarekar kripaya mug bala chain hats dijiye.yakin maniye prabhuji souch ke baad chori nahin karunga. #railbudget2015


delhi chief secy greets ak with a bouquet. ak greets him with aap's manifesto :-) #aapsweep #aapstorm


modi bhaqts after #unionbudget2015.... tere pyar me humko kya mila, babaji ka thullu...


Pak foje zinda bad <3


it's 4'o clock


Hlo sir kya aap kbhi mujhse baat krege kuchh hai jo aapse share krna chahti hu


Jab mil jaaye toh batana


shah rukh khan ki train wankhede nahi jaaegi . #railbudget2015 #celebtrains


Weat karna padega


bas kuchh mb ka apps download kro aur earn karo jitna chaho


kachua sir nahi aaye kya republic day ko .  .  . :p


omfgomfgomfgomfg the black dahlia murder/machine head/dethklok/all that remains are gonna be at the palladium in november !  *joooooooy*


Yahan aane ka


harakah: iran army monitoring all ships in gulf: tehran ,  oct 28: a senior commander of the islamic revolution gu .  .  .  http/URL


Negative marks krkr dara ra tha


hamari bus main bhi ek dengu aata tha ,


Kisko


4:00 baj gya sir


Bhaijaan...app tnsn free raho...


1 > Create a fake profile ( make it look like an old profile or if you already have one ... ) . 2 > Write \ " such\ " confessions . 3 > Know the admin


Ohhoh Hrhe Aaja bhai Gujiya khale😉 Mne bnayi h 😃


p + q +r = 51 .  .  solved !  gudoo yeh hai answer .  kachua sir se fast solve kar liya


election ke bahane tata nano aur toyota innova ka bhi aaj khub promotion hogya #aapsweep #delhidecides


@someUSER yeah your game against the ravens was a thursday night game .  im sure you will pull for the giants these next 2 games


are yahaan koi matar kyun nahi chheel raha ?  :p


this years nba schedule got me pumped for the season .  knicks vs .  nets in its 1st nba's battle of new york .  we already know its nyk town .


Joy hind, Varot mata ki joy


free wifi


@pmoindia @railminindia toilet room abse saaf rahega ya nhi ?? #railbudget2015


assala muwalekum vhai zahan


Me bhi ik actor hi hon song and drama se ret.kio ki ghaziabad ho islia miss karonga dilhi hota to zaror dekhta thanks


bc ,  kise ne notice kiya ?  guddu ke sweater par 'apple' ka symbol bana hai 3:)


Tatti na


@hdfclife @imvkohli manjula guruge to kohli...koi run nahi #myteammypride #indvsuae #cwc2015


kya koi janta hai k  .  .  .  .  .  soniya italy mai bar dancer thi  .  .  aaj desh chala rahi hai  .  .  wtf


Okies


Respected sir aap aaj pure Bharat ki ummid ho ...ek naya savera aapne hi janta ko dikhaya he...ap dhup bhi nikaliye...


love uuuu sallluuuu


Hahaha ..


socha ,  tha ,  ke ,  aaj tere siwa kuch aur sochu .  .  .  .  subah se shaam ho gayi .  .  aur abhi tak isi  " soch "  mein hoon ke tere siwa kya sochu .  .  ?  ?  ?  like this page <3 if u someone love


pls mane call karo


anyone wanna go see #shedseven at boro on 14th december ?  ?  17 . 50 each .  let me know ,  i really want to go .


rofl  !  !  !  !  i cant stop laughing  !  !  !


naya batsman shehzad hai ya misbah ?? behencho mid off rakha hai !! #indvspak #pakvsind #cwc15


iraq ke musal city me me iraq me hu  . 100 dollars me bikti hai mahila


Bahut  mast  tha


guddu ki khi khi khi .  .  .  .  .  laajawaab .  .  .  . :-)


guddu beta aaj school na jaiyo heehehe


can't blame uae, sons of rich fathers are always useless. even we have siddharth mallya. #indvsuae


Di il try mah best


perfect weather to finish a great week . saw noel fielding's show thursday at the ath .  meeting him would have made the week perfect !


??how ?


pooja ko btau???


doing same with comedy nights with kapil :v


nyc...mene active kr liya...


#blockbustermsg wen will msg 2 come eagerly waiting after watching msg


#301   We have instituted a new award for the best rack at IITB . This year's undisputed winner is Xxxxxxi Xxxxxxa ;) [ sorry confessor , we can't publish names but feel free to tag whoever you like ]


hame koi like kijiye hum bajrangi se kam nahi hai


To iska matlab tera valentine's day and raksha bandhan ek hi din ata hai ?  P


Bhai apki film ka whatsapp pr kuch mesg a rhe hai kya ye meg sahi hai


about india: auto production may end fy13 with 6% growth: cmie - mumbai: automobile production ,  which took a .  .  .  http/URL


hey washington senior !  have you had your senior portraits taken ?  the deadline for the yearbook is january 15 .  .  .  .  http/URL


bheek me .  . chalk bhi milta ha kya sir


nazar na lage par der aaye durust aaye #indvssa aahoo aahoo aahoo aahoo!!


Hain


Kya yaar admin aaj pehli bar confession dala tha wo b nhi posy kiya aapne


Ye suno


Bhai Goli de rahe ho chotey bhai ko


ye apne papa ki zanjeer par latka hua hai ........


it's not a simple broom but a vacuum cleaner. @arvindkejriwal #aapstorm


Jab atal ji the to girvi sona unhone bhaarat me laya ... lekin manmohan jse grt economist hone k baavjood sona girvi rkhne ki naubat aa gyi h


little shear under stress, but otherwise, a very fine fielding performance from south africa. good sport spirit #indvssa


2034 ke world cup ka tyari chalu hai


exam date jaanbhooj ke tabhi rakhi jaati thi jab matches hote the  .  aur maths ka paper theek match ke next day hota tha


Aap log bahot amir he aapke liye party karna aam baat he par un logo ka kya Jo aapna ilaj bhi nahi karva sakhte jese ke meri friend use apki help chahiye aor aap party kar rahe he aap uski khuch madad karde pliz


practical karne ke baad b practical ke no . ni miley  -P


Sallu miya wonder ful


teri inhi harkaton se laat padti hai tujhe bar bar .  .  .


usse english me baat krne de ... tu hindi me usko rpl kr hameshaa .. dheere dheere usko v aadat h jyegi hindi me baat krne k ..  )


aj ki party bhaijaan ki taraf se.


@someUSER yes ,  anything possible ,  but u didnt answer 2nd question .  why back to 67 borders ?  to make israel weaker militarily ? if so , why ?  ?


good news friends "


or jo game stiker mai hote hai vo kbhi ni hote


@anmolagg20 everyone wants to b proven wrong abt it.. #cwc15 #indvspak


if anyone really serious agnst #landacquisitionbill #landordinance thn first return land taken frm farmers to build samadhis of nehru-gandhi


Biryan acchi milti yha in bhopl


seriously yr divya m proud of u har ladki teri jaisi ho jaye toh koi kuvh bol he nhi skta


mummy pk movie dekhne chalein? "haan, kaunsi movie?"


inborn talent :p


@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER print ain't dead yet cole ,  and i'm sure you know there's something special about sunday papers too .


superlike ..... this so called izzat is a product of male chauvinistic society .


humari age ruk nahi rahi and ye guddu sala aur chota hota ja rha hai :p


# msgincinemas hip hip hureee babu thanxx..


Nah kab ?


Just kholi hai abhi.


Wow is awesome hii iam Salman khan fone uthao yar khan fone uthao yar very very very nice voice iam so happy i love you Salman.<3


aap ko vote  ?  delhi ka satyanaash .


mummy ko pta hota tha ye sab .  .  .


Sir swach bharat mission ko gawon se shahro ki taraf lao Sir mission ki jinmedaari nagar nigam or parishd ko uttardaitav do Thanks


16 .  vot bank ki rajneet ke chalte desh mein atanki hamale va mazahbi riots badhte jaa rahe the jise ab bina kisi bhed bhav ke khatam kiya ja raha hai


already fixed by bb8 b'coz gautam gulati is best friend h arpita khan ka so !  !


mujhe to sidha daant padti thi .  .  .  bacho k hath me paise nahi diye jate warna bigad jayenge :d :d


Osm party salman bhai apka gift


apna likha phla sentence pdho ... you dnt love him ! pta lagao ab uska aur do kaan k neeche do !


mera teacher bhi aisa hi dikhta hai


virat & raina are on fire!!!!:d #goindiago #indvspak


Muslim hokar muslim ko hi neech bolte ho. .. Allah se daro. ...  ye saari dolat sab kuch yaho reh jayega. .. Khuda se daro


salute hai aisi insaaniyat ko .  .  .  .  very nice .  .  .


Kabhi SUBHAS CH Bose & Bhagat Singh ki bhi baat kiya karo sirji....Jisne desh k tukde kar diye us aadmi (Gandhi) ki murti anvaran karte phir raheho @ narendra modiji


#landacquisitionbill kro trakki kissano ko maar ke ae jalim...bache tumhare bhi khush nai rhege...


@someUSER ahh me too :) if you like rella you'll like  " ny ( ned flanders) "   .  .  .  it's the 3rd song on vol .  2 !


india me sbse bde chalte firte terror group rss ka member hai modi  .  .  !  ghante ka development karayega wo  .  .  .  !  !  aur jo ye kahte h ki \  "  we can't give congress chance again\  "  to listen tum akele pura india nai bnate  .  .  .  !  !  india boht bda h  .  .  .  !  !  saare smjhdaar he lgte ho smjh he jaao baaki  .  .  .  .  !  !


kya sallu bhai baat krne ki bola lekin reply to kisi ko kr hi nhi rhe


bahut badiya ,  bahut hi undaa ,  kya baat ,  kya baat .  dil jit liya tune toh .  .  .  :d


yahi to h real dracula  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


@drgarekar instead of sleeping in the parliament, he decided to sleep elsewhere. what is the problem? #rahulonleave


abe bhagao yaar  ,  ,  ,  ,  sale australia ke aage hamesha sar jhukwa dete hai


kya strategy thi iski business spread karne ki


the grey huhuhuhu #fuckingawesome #btwftr 670 i'm going to sleep i need it tomorrow i've to work


Plz bhai aa jao


who going to club bodi tomorrow


medea jahan biki ho wahan kisi ki nahi chalegi or yahan(india) ka aalam kuch aisa hi h


@sanjay_vis bjp bhakts aap supporter ko follow karraha hai.. ache din agae kyaa ? congrats on maharashtra #beefban janta krantikari hogae


duck hunt to kabhi paar nhi hui stage mujse ,  sabse ho jati thi  ,  gussa aata tha us dogi k upar :( :(


wo sab to thik h .  par ladka apna maar dhaad me superman h :d


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg sadi tan jaan bh tusi ho jahan bhi tusi ho.. love u papa


Go to fb


Missingg holi bhai


Swagat nahi karoge humahra..???


cba for work this weekend ,  wana be a sloth on sunday with @someUSER and @someUSER


are bhai tumne hum hostlers ki dukhti rag me haath rakh di .  .  .  . missing famly .  .  .  :(


bhaijaan app itnai deer bad kyu promotion krte ho


mera bhi pura parivar ye show dekhta h or sochta h kiss tarah ladkiyo ki help ki jaye


four again...hahaha wtf..#indvsuae 50 up...52 to win


abki bar kiran bedi (modi) sarkar . we will get fulfill mission 45 plus in delhi .


baki sab same game ke different versions hote the ,  ,


gajab .  .


@dhanushkraja sema trailer! kalakkureenga ponga!! awesome amitabh!! #shamitabh


rt @diggi840: no news of arrogance by aap people sofa. feeling good. #aapsweep


Aaai yar


Bihar(patna) kab aa rhe hai #Bajarangi_Bhaijaan ke promotion ke liye.


plz dont came as a fraud client .


rt @shipj: baag mein kaante purane hain..wah wah #unionbudget2015 #fm #arunjaitely


Nawaj ne tohh kick bcha li iss baar dekhte h


M sorry bhai 4pm me mjhe thoda kam h rat ko diner pe bat karte h


@someUSER i preordered it on thursday/friday at midnight the night it came able to pre-order ,  love you and frankie .  x http/URL


whatever happens .  mom's lap is the best place to relax :)


When there is a will , there is a way ( Y )


I'm cent % sure this gondalf guy is paid admin . Paisa sab kuch kharid sakta hai  3


@someUSER @someUSER @someUSER @someUSER good news i bought candy today ,  bringing some on tues .  if it lasts


Akshay ,kahan ho. Lagta hai kho gai


Milne ka plan banaynge ..


sab ka Bhai meri Jan Salman khan


Tera kaisa chal rha h


interesting, just in one day, this govt has become pro - farmer & anti-middle class according to opposition #unionbudget2015 #superbudget


hum to taiyar hai


shi kaha .. izzt loot li dollar ne INR ko 69 pe lake  p


dont think of coming to delhi .. v bad place realy ..  p ab aa hi gye ho toh bhag jao ..


bachpan kaash firse mil jaye .  .  .  .  .  .  :')


kisi ne pk movie dekhi hai amir khan ki?


9 0 1 3 8 3 8 3 2 7


Salman khan ki jai ho


wid d raising number of farmer suicides in d country, what d govt. is trying 2 prove by introducing anti-farmer bills? #landacquisitionbill


bhai ye gag toh 26 se pehle post marte  .  .  . mast h .  .


bhai mein toh bhool gaya tha supw ki class ,  tumko yeh sub kaise yaad rahti hain bachpan ki yaadein @someUSER bin


score is 1 - 1 . now . BTW the kid never forgot the riding lessons . He still proudly claims to have learnt riding on a new CBZ .. 13 yrs ago .


sir rahul gandhi, you're lucky that you're not in the it industry, gives you a chance to take leaves at will! #rahulonleave


Madarchod supar dupar flop ho gae teri movieâ€¦BUHUBALI ROCXxx :)


hadd h yr kuch gals ini dumb kyu hoti ...  -/  -\\


faisal bhai .  .  .  .  .  tum yaar humaare paap yaad dila dete ho !  !  !  !


I love sallu bhai jaan


mai suchii boliii sab hall mai bhai bhai wah bhaiii hi bolte hai haste hai josh mai aate hai bhut maja aata hai


everyone is about how good pk movie is and i am here waiting for pocket money.


Ye kya gadge h??


about to watch the 2nd half of season 2 of breaking bad on my long flight to hong kong #buzzin


bhai roze se hu jaldi aa hao:'( :'( :'(


yeh dua hai meri ke aap hamesa khus rhe


Kutte ki nhi sunni h koi bat


awsome song bhaijan...


whats wrong.people protesting against pk. movie dsnt say anythn bad about gods,its about d fake baba`s who cheat in d name of god.


abe tm log jyada chapad chapd kroge to bhai jaan chale jyenge bola n sb chup chap bhaitho ekdm shanti shanti shanti aankh bnd kr k no type any commnt sirf bhai ka dhyan lgao


for any of those who went to see the dancing on ice tour this year the dvd of the tour comes out november 26th 2012 http/URL


first murray is out for the dallas cowboys now felix may be questionable for the atlanta game .  not looking good for the running backs !


Bakwas actor ki bakwaas film


Salman bhai may apke sath India ka garib or khana ,kapra na Milne walo ko apniii puri samata  sey  help karna chah  ta hu.....plzzz help and thora support me plzzz


Kaisan ba?


Kaha kaisy? M karna chati ho aapsy bohot sara baat


yaar. .


sir aap kuch dhyan nahi dete pLz plz plz


Bajrangbali ki vakt , kavi jhuut bolti nahi , toh aap kaise bola ?


cz wo up d ordr ata n out hota tb ye log khte k ab semis m chang krne k kya zrurt thi ctin ordr ko !  !  !


Dekh lnge yar


Tushar bhai bata to de kiya kya hai rahul gandhi ne ...


mehul shukla your dream school :)


my family 4 votes go to 5 saal kejriwal


salman bhaijaan eid mubarak aapko ho


guddu to gay nikala .  .  .


@someUSER can not let be a let down game sunday with houston and san fran coming up .  gotta focus on beating tennessee .  #jayisourqb


acha h bhai


Kal  phr  kitne  baje


Chalo zayada smile karne Ki zarurat nhi hai


Item to Ayesha thi . Aur Mohammad Anpadh Maveshi Charane Wala


the destination of thursday's premier league was decided today ,  see who's gone into the hall of fame .  http/URL


launde ko salim feku ka role de ke dekho .  .  .  qutubminar hila dega .


kyun  . hilana hai  ?  desh main stability hain  ,  development hain  ,  instability kyun chahiye  ?  pakistan se paisa liye ho kya ?


@someUSER happy thursday jennette from detroits #1 radio station wrom radio have a great weekend ahead we love a follow back from you


bhaijaan kaha ho???


congratulate jai hind


Accha ..


my #railbudget2015 10 points if i would have been rail minister @sureshpprabhu http://t.co/3pmoyiyahx


pick the chelsea team to play swansea - chelsea's focus now turns back to the premier league and on saturday we make .  .  .  http/URL


@srbachchan #shamitabh mein bhi hoon...!!!!! #shamitabhtrailer http://t.co/jz0jhntpyy !!!! yeah!!!! #shamitabh !!! http://t.co/vpodbdsxnl


ha ha ha  .  .  .  mast h .  .  .  yhi exact sentence h esse better to ban hi nhi skta .  .  .  .  sabse mast expression guddu ko bahar fekne k tym uske face pe


shifting to delhi.. bijli, paani, wifi sab free ..lmao xd #aapsweep #delhidecides


jai hind jai bharat to our rastra pita ki jai ho .  .  .


ache se samjha ke chali gyi aur mai so gayi


ben amos doing well @ hull city . another clean sheet v charlton . he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular 1st team f'ball .  #mufc


are bhai...kese kare bat ye toh batao koi....


dekhna aaj pakka dhoni retirement le lega .  .  .  . :-(


would it be acceptable for me to write my free entry friday in ms .  hughes' class tomorrow on candy


apparently tomorrow is nation kissing day .  ladies ,  you're more than welcome to stop by .


bas raste me na milna .  .  .  .


meko lag rha hai ye salman kbhi reply nhi degi


england won the match


bhenchod alfredos jaane ka kya fayda ab? #beefban


the first coolamon rodeo is coming up on november 17 !  a great day of action and a fun day for the family !  http/URL


Bhai aapki film super hit hogi hamari duaa aapke sath hai aur aapke sirpe mere bajrang balika hath hai Allah se duaa kartahu ki aapki film super ho


@someUSER how does it compare to diablo iii (regardless of how fair that comparison may be) ?


Bhai kese hum ap se bat karsakeing.. Salman Khan


@gurmeetramrahim #msgincinemas chand taron se milaye tera chehra kaise,yeh kashish na dekhi kabhi chand mei,na sitaron mei...diwani hun apki


supw class .  .  apna school yaad aa gaya .  .


#annareturns ,#rahulonleave.....playing hide & seek


sub ganda hai par dhandha hai ye .  .


shaan book se muh chupa raha hai and silently praying ki teacher na pakde  .  .  . typical story in everyone's school life :d :d


at least they got over 100. #jasonholder must be cursing them. #indvsuae #cwc15 #cricket


Plz sallu help him aap sabki dua hi lete hona plzz inki b


@someUSER only you can answer before i try !  there's on wp8 a way to call 3rd p .  apps ?  like intents on android .  i wanna switch to wp !


Unhone appoint kara ha Ohho.. Ye bat ha Wo CA wale students ko appoint karte hain ky@?


sir me aapke apartment ke bhar 7 din se morning to eve khada tha aap ko dekhne pr me dekh nhi paya


i love u saiman ji main apka bohat bada fan hon sir mujhe aap par pora brosha hai aap mujhe back msg karo ge main aap se jab melunga na main apko acting dekhaoonga


avisha rathore kya khub bola maza as re baba


@someUSER bhai which school r u frm ?  mere teachers aur classmates b kuch aise hi the .  .  .  . lol


if you're on the isle of man next thurs ,  i'll be talking about safe house and signing books at waterstones from 6 . 30pm .  @someUSER


Wah bhai jaan bahut smart lag rahe ho


we will come up with detailed post budget analysis. stay tuned. #budget2015 #moneypalm #unionbudget2015 #superbudget http://t.co/2mdpdyf3ye


sabse badi galti to defence k bande ko bf bnakar ki


assalamualaikum sallu bhai jumma mubarak ho sallu bhai twitter par mai hi ho aapko masages karti ho


sahi hai bachpan yaad aa gya  .  .  .  .  always mom dad gives their best to children :)


Only one hero jo sab ke dil me rahate h wo h salman bhai bajrangi bhaijaan unko dekh kar hi sabki dharkan chalne lagti h i love salman bhai


Modi ji aap badhey chalo janta apke sath hai.


Agar govt ek baar acche khase bhikahriyo ko Iphone free me bant de to ... India ki bahut saare log chutiya ban ne bach jayenge .. jo sirf naam ke karan phone kharidte h . .


Are koi ni


Vlsi digicom ai / ml its humanitiesg thikingskillsg scienceg


des ka apna chanel


q jhoot bol raha bhai


hjaaray ji kya btaaygy ki wo desh k hit m h ya wo bhi poltics m aana chahatey h


Baith gye hum


ok apna resume submit kar do  .  .  .  ladkiya choose kar lengi :p


@someUSER no because asia told me it was the 14th and now its to late  .


saw this after the game saturday .  @ former site of the now removed joe paterno statue at beaver stadium http/URL


jul 82 uk heavy metal band judas priest release their 8th album screaming for vengeance ,  with the single  " you've got another thing comin "  .


TEMPLE RUN  P . . Life is a race of your own . Doing better than yourself matters more than doing better than others .. . failure is an opportunity for new beginning .. . you're eventually gonna die , no matter what !


#indvspak pakistani players after match in pavilion... "hum log bhale hi haar gaye lekin batting karne ko to sabko mila na" 😝


rt imsreed: bring it on..! #indvspak #cwc15 #indiawins http://t.co/efhm7tiixk


tears of the sun is wayyyyy better than act of valor


rt pranvs: girta toh bahut chot lagti. :d #aapsweep #aapstorm #aapkidilli http://t.co/3u5uxuyaai


bhai kasam khana apni bhains ki .  .  . russell peters ke comedy  .  .  .  . waale skit se toh nahi uthaya na  ?  ?


I don't intend to hurt you but I can't help myself . I am not in any good situation to thik good about anyone . M feeling very pessimistic and maybe you are thiking bad about me but sorry I cant do any more bcoz mujhe aisa bana diya Gaya h . I have become like this , yes , very hard . I told you that day , I lost trust on many thigs . Mai kaise rah rahan hun rahne de . Akela nhi hun family hai saath mein . Sorry and please don't expect from me bcoz mera dimag sahi jagah par nhi h bilkul bhi . Sorry kyunki mujhe pata h tujhe bura lag rha h ki mai aisa behave kar rha hun .


kisk sath


@someUSER cant wait for you to come to dublin on monday so excited to see you:-) <3


kang ho dong has come back .  on october 29 ,  kang appeared in the main building of sbs in order to do a shooting .  .  .  http/URL


Congrats modi jee


they are hereee !  i'm so envy those who just met them at the klia especially who took pictures w nick j :( tomorrow is my turn !


lol super awkward if its hella foggy at rim tomorrow and the games suppose to be on tv lol uhhhh .  .  where's the ball ?  lol


guys tum log mazaak mat udao iska , thodi ' gayrahi ' mai jhaanko


Hellooooo 6 mint upar ho gayyyyyy


rt @headlinestoday: congratulations to every aap worker and leader, do well, wish you well: bjp's shazia ilmi #aapsweep


@mohanrekha50 mor kaa dana khana, ek pl dekhna dusre pl phir garden jhukana.#beefban #poetrywoodlands


ek baar sir ne humse do do ballooons mgaye the .  .  . baad me pta chla ki sir k ldke ka b'day tha aur humse project k naam se mgaye the .  .  .  . ese hote hn aajkl k teachers .  .


ha ab to world cup bhul hi jao


chalo aab koi wicketkeeper kay maan mai yeh aas jagegi ki woo bhi india kay liye khel sakta hai but only in tests .  .  .  .  . :)


Bohot accha hai . Aaj ki party mari taraf se , sab ko bolo utre flak se . Nice


Technology. H .. A


#unionbudget2015 a fine balancing act: @girishvanvari, head of tax @kpmgindia via @economictimes | http://t.co/dircfcbkdm #kpmgbudget


Modiji apne desh ka tho khayal rakho sirf gumne ke pm bane ho kiya falthi pm hai


@hukam_rawat @bjp4india bjp ko delhi ki janta vote nahi joote maaregi aao bina security me phir dekho janta ka mijaaj


ye desh bhi imandar ho jay .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  to mera bhart mhan ho jay


Are kaise pata chalega ke online ho


bhai agar bahar gya to baingan (brinjal) ke sath he wapas aayega guddu


@amitshahoffice #unionbudget2015 #sabkabudget what about industry wanting to skill and employ scst under ppp schemes of the gov..


hahahahahahaha .  .  lagta hai kachua sir ne prestige se inkaar kiya tha :p


Are bohot bola mene di usko ki chal .  Ek Hi tiket me ho jyga kam bhi .. Bolta ke project karega ..


Chal dekhiyo


what is sad is that the whole world is watching.... izzat rakh lete hamari kya hojata #indvspak


bhaiyya air


are kya hua bologe bhi kha ho


watch  " shri narendra modi promises to people that bjp will bring the black mone .  .  .  "  on youtube - shri narendra modi promises to people that bjp will bring the black mone .  .  . :


Abe  usse  kya  baat  karenge


Ab mujkoaa RHA h ??


maa ch** dalo inki kal.. jeeto yaar #indvssa


#salu bhai ap bas bachio ko reply kartay ho :p


is gag ko girls like nahi karegi


hi sallu bro....


bahut khub mere bhai .  .  . :)


b'day sweets galti se staff room le jao saala jisne kabhi padhaya nahi wo bhi hath maar lete the .  .  .  nd moreover dialougues like  " are ye sweet to mere pintu ko bahut pasand h uske liye b rakh leta hu "  "  .  .  bhikhari  !  !  !  :@ :@ :p


unhone pehle pic ni dkhi ti qa tmhari jo milne k bd hi ignr kia tmhe . . . ?


thank god, valentines day is not on sunday-every indian male #worldcup2015 #indvspak


Han  ..  ðŸ˜œ


bhaag mc bhaag ghar jaake paani pee.. naha le #indvssa..


Or fir to mai pakka shadi me Ni aara


jerzy boy janowicz over murray !  what is going on in paris ?  !  we'll have a new master's 1000 winner .  no big 4 past the 3rd round .


Abe mammi ka kam karwake Sara tab gya thik hai na .. Aya bada chalke sysra


ye aaiyena naaa wala character you will find in every school and college  .  har cheej me hoshiyari deta hai ye character :@ :@ :p


M aur mere father dono bhulne me ek jaise h . . wo bar bar meri galtiyo ko aur . . m unki mafi ko


@srbachchan sir... #shamitabh is movie of d decade... hats off sir ..zille ilahi is awaz ka koi muqabla nhi pasand to aani hi hai duniya ko


Kya hai yar ye!!


king cake and boudin for breakfast .  yep !  i'm in southern louisiana ,  where the weather is warm (not hot) and sunny .  wine tasting tomorrow !


@Adm ...... lgta h bjp ne tumhe hire kiya h ye fake news spread krne ke liye .....


apne desh me har kaam sena ke jawan ka hi hai .  .  .  . kahi durghatna to jawan .  .  . kahi aapda tojawan .  .  . border per to jawan .  .  .  . kasmir me apne log hi dokha dete gai unke bich bhe kawan .  .  .  . really salute indian army for long life


@dkgdelhi shakl bhgawan deta hain insaan kuch nahi kar sakta.. par ye toh baate bhi gandi kartey hain dhakan hain dono #aapsweep


rt @vivekshahi0022: this day should be announced as aam aadmi day. #delhidecides #delhishowdown


Hw cn u 4gt to add Phata Poster Nikla Hero .. Holy Christ ! It ws DISASTER ...  /


itne sare logo me se humse kaise baat karoge?? :-(


tu apne manifesto ki chinta kar .  .  .


mai hat gaya buri halat hai


koi mujhe yeh btao #maggi sasti hui ya mehengi #budget2015 #sabkabudget #superbudget #unionbudget2015


watched #shamitabh .what performances by @srbachchan and #dhaanush.#gowatch


or ye ashwin ne maxwell ko chipkaya :-)


Ya darling ! M too dsprately waiting for u(sadiyon+hi_suffix se isi cnfessor ki talash thi ) #foreveralone


bay area heads !  i'll be on the piano at yoshi's san fran this sunday playing with the one n only dwight trible - http/URL


Ab  batao kaise ho?


aaj kitne lakh ka suit pehen ke aya


Modi is tarah so dekhne se kuchh nahi hota


i liked a @someUSER video http/URL 17th grammys: paul simon and john lennon co-presenting the grammy for record of the


mamata asks parties to oppose cooking gas cylinder price hike: kolkata ,  nov 1 (ians) in the wake of yet another  .  .  .  http/URL


people waiting for the teams to leave the hotel. #indvspak http://t.co/fhat9mwyoo


Kas ma aipka khas friend rahta our aipka karib rahata.kas ma kis.kis ma aip ka kareb hota.mubark ho.aipko roja.


Mashallah 2.3k comments and likes r 33,966 great 300 crores hai bhai ki film kai


kamaaaL karte ho salllu ji.....rply to bnta h n....


rt @modishahi: kitne kisan sm pe hai?? "@bjp4india: visit http://t.co/2f3chp5p6v to get information related to #landacquisitionbill http://…


maa ko bank mat bnao mar jaane ke bad kam aa rhi he


salman aap to hmare jaise ho eek baar kuch bolo


test will be negetive smarty  .  .  .  .  .  best of luck :)


sale toh gay ban jaa weed hi dal ke soiyo hamesha ..  p


@someUSER yeah i saw them open for taylor swift in march .  they were awesome !  is cher just like a fucking bitch on stage ?


Sir aap jo kam country ke lea kar rahe hai uske lie aapko badhi


its just not about delhi or mumbai anymore  .  we can sit back at homes  ,  moan over such brutal incidents that take place almost everyday  .  people have got thick skinned  ,  and keeping aside the ' rape ' issue for a second  ,  what about the women being savagely abused verbally and mentally even in the public transports  ?  why doesnt the same janta goes into action  ?  why does the criticism and moaning more apparent in facebook status and posts  ?  problem lies in men  ,  they should not be allowed to wander over streets late night  ,  it should be rather banned  .  why should women have to modify their lifestyle because of the male dominated society  ?  its not her fault  .  .  .


Hum ka bole is kamine salman ke bare me bolna to bahut kuch hai I heat salman khan


duck hunt was my favourite ,  but saali gun kharab ho gyi :)


@someUSER bhai itne bade confession post karke hum par julam na kr


ab bacha kar rakh world cup


Bhai yeh sab har police station pe hona chahiya facebbok pe nahi..


rt @ojesh10: yeh mauka bhi chal gaya, ab toh diwali ka hi intezar karne main bhalai hain. #indvsuae #cwc15


hum to agle period ma laut k aate the  .  .  pura school naap k


austin wore his yolo shirt for the 15th time in a month .


tujhe kya laga tha  .  .  blind date par brad pitt ayega  ?  ?


south africa ki to kah kar leli .  .  .  .  .  :p


bhai tu to topper hoga itna likh dala  .   .  padhne me itna alas aa raha hai aur tune toh chep hi diya  .   .  hats off


guddu ke sapno wali school main .  .  .  .  . paka main topper hota .  .  .  . or kabhi back bench par nahi baith tha


plz bajrangi bhaijan ek reply plz     mai m.p. ke rewa saher ka rahne vala hu


Sachi bata


ultimate creation faizal bhai (y)


AAH Salman aaj 4 bje khana benana he kel ka time rekhlo dear subha 11 ka aaj nai posible plz try to understand


Yeah bro . Don't lose hope . Believe that you can fall in love again and with a different person . Once you find love again , you will forget this girl


Great modi ji welcomes


me:leave chahiye boss:nhi milegi me:raga ko b mil gyi boss:pagle rulayega kya.ja lele lekin bas chintan karna. #whereisrahul #rahulonleave


Kal aa rha h launde ?


Love you love you salman bhai


Ek baar milke tyo dekiye...aap daang reh jaayenge...


4 baj gaye lekin salman ji nahin aye. :/


Sir.sera ke bad me mai aapka bodygurd rhunga..


Abhi utha


5.25 paise diya


thik hu


aur thermocol ko chaku garm ke katna .  .  .  .  . warna kharab katega .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . :p


rt @pmishra_news24: #aap supporters outside party office @east patel nagar #delhidecides @news24tvchannel http://t.co/kokihmjd20


bas tab se he chinese maal pe se bharosa uth gaya tha


hahhahaha  .  .  .  that was the most hilarious one !  bhai tu jo koi b hai  .  .  .  bade zabardast jokes banata hai and it fits to everyone's child hood memories  !  good job !


arre yrr ye purana tarika h girls+en_suffix ko convince krne .. koi apni wrist ni katta .. aaj ki duniya me koi Ranjhnna ni h .. so chill nd move on


salman bhai ...... i lovee uuu tumharee liyeee jan bvi dee dengeee


kuun fastest so far on ss4 ,  williams 2nd and fekken 3rd .  cronje still leads but the gap is now 8sec from habif #sarally #pr


Admi


Han😔


both .@imshikhard & .@imvkohli going nicely with their genius #mrf bats. #indvspak #cwc15 #worldcup2015 #bkeedblue


kya tum ko pata hai ke tumhara kya religion hai neither muslim nor hindu


reminded me of my college egd clsses .  external viva wale din kaha ki sir raat ko sheets padhte hue galti se mombatti gir gayi aur 7 sheets jal gayi .  .  . jali hui sheets par 10 mai se 8 mile :d acting faad kari thi lekin :p


#railbudget2015 controlling land encroachment through digitisation of land records.


India's superheroSALMAN KHAN. N ourJAAN


mortal combat me power kaise chalatey they .


Han so Gaya tha


Eat watever u want .. If anybdy tries to lecture u abt ur weight eat dem too !  -P


this time anna wave is not that effective


aa jaiyu okkk


Newaz bhai favr8 song raat ko aunga mein comment karunga mein questions bhi puchunga mein


waise bhi ab ye part time hero hai


guddu : lagta hai kachua sir ko apne bache hue baalo se moh nhi hai .  .  .  inka kuch karna padega .  .  .  ;)


Aaaa bhi jaa.. Aaaa bhi jaa... Bajrangi bhaijaan aaaa bhi jaa


kya capacity hai yaar


railways need to be the agent of connectivity,not aviation (thx to our terrain).directionally correct-build confidence 1st! #railbudget2015


vishal kahan hai


last saturday ,  your phbmates in cebu ,  all performed some of britney's hits !  basing on this picture ,  you'll have .  .  .  http/URL


#railbudget2015 rly ke breadwinner, freight ko competitive mat banana #heyprabhu song: jhoom jhoom kauwa arre wahwah http://t.co/s3aq7pv2pr


i want to watch the vow ,  so guess whose gonna watch that tomorrow night ,  . with tissues ?  !  ---->>> thiss girl :))


hahah :-d acha hua mummy ka fb account nhi h vrna ye post dekh kr maar pdti bht


Yehi jadu hai modiji ka jaha jate log pyaar karte hai


@aapyogendra take bow. you are the best of the world. your prediction was the best :-) #aapstorm


mahan bibhutiyo ko naman karna sacchi dhridhata ka sabse anmol marg hai .aapko sadar naman


Gaya khane ?


@someUSER of others .  .  . jenelle may have made mistakes but she has time to change and be a better person .  .  . its too late for you .  .  . fuckhead


kaun sa prfume use kiya tere cousin ne jo tu attract hokr sidha bed pe chali gyi ...???


taking a litre of fizzy ,  flavoured water to bed tonight ,  super sunday is gonna result in a mouth like ghandi's flip flop !  #gacky #rank #beer


Gandhi ji aur aapne apni chhavi se na kewal desh me balki pure wiswa me bharat ka nam gauranwit kiya hai wish u all the best


Bhai laga rakhi hai kya , m


money $$$ bhut kharch kar rhe h bjp


Tera project kya h ?


Modi ji kale kuto Ka ilaj ker do bhut bimar hai


Class attendance waala


mncim ,  the rain that stopped last saturday's game wasted our time waitse !  maybe ss4 would be playing something better tonight .


@someUSER elimination diet starts tomorrow don't you mean ;) #lean #vegvegveg !


Are rat hori t ..


other than lemon tea&lemonade .  coke &pepsi are my 2nd favorites .  as unhealthy they are ,  i cant/wont stop drinking them , they're just so good


arre yaar ,  me to samjhta tha ke ye saare kaam puri duniya mein mere school mein hi hote the


Badhiya


ye india h bhai; talented bahut h yahan pe


so #aapkidilli starts - batla house encounter fake, by amanatullah khan! #aapsweep #delhidecides #aapstorm. just dismantle security agencies


To nikal


kalispell mail processing center to close by march: kalispell -- the u . s .  postal service has announced it will c .  .  .  http/URL


on saturday night making the next hit honored us with a achievement award it felt like we were at the grammys !  .  .  .  http/URL


bolo mere saath dilli hui congress mukt abki baar......? #aapstorm


what you did may be a right thing  .  but still i hate guys who think like tht :-(


free home


Mast hun


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg papa g craze fr movie is same as it ws before.. just wanna see msg again n again... movie is outstanding..


love it !  !  !  :d :d :d :d


delhi ho yah billi, kewal sher ki hoti hai, aur sher humara kon hai #delhidecides #dilli


ye to purana hai but evergreen hai bhai


Love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu bajrangi bhaijaan


sad to say #knutsfordlitfest nearly at an end .  fantastic event last night with michael portillo .  last event tomorrow with charles dickens .


yar 's' ki power se to contra me avijit rehna easy tha ,  par jis launde ne 'l' ki power pe mahaarat le li .  .  . use koi nahi haraa skta tha .  shabash guddu (y)


ye post karke tune to oldmonk daaru ka naam bhi dubo diya


Salmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan ajhooo 4 ghanto se apka wait kar rahi hu


4 baj chuke hai salman


go hug her n say sory  .  tel her hw much u love her :) thats it  .  .  .  go 4 a date wid her


dear delhi yeh dekh ka kush rahoo abad rahoo yehi ha achhe din http://t.co/fn7t79uqfr


because after a while you catch yourself eating meatballs on a friday during lent ,  and you don't care .


GunnitGunnite


sbhi dilliwalon ko ab free wifi purani dilli station k gate pe milega aapne aapna wada pura kiya ! #railbudget2015


Or mastery kaisi chal ri hai apki


a realistic rail budget india has ever seen. no populist schemes. prabhu has the guts to full fill others promises. #railbudget2015


ho gya tera


tu pakka usse puchti rhti hogi k use tjme ka pasand h ya tu kasi lag ri h  -P


-P aaj ka kaam kal karo , kal ka kaam parso , itni b kya jaldi h jb jeena h barso


great


P.m modi jee.aj mgnrega sab se top par hai.garamin chhetro mai esse playan ruka hai.lekin esme gram rojgar sewk, j.e. in sabka vawisy aap ke hath mai hai. Hum apne priwar ka laln paln dhang se nhi kr skte.bacho ko achhi shiksha bhi nhi de skte.


Ye dole banane hain apko na


dear mr confessor go n post this letter to him . not on a confession page !


itna lamba kon padhega  ?  ?  admin is post ko ek bilaand chhota kar do  !  !


1 reply tho de dete


dekh lena bhaiyya ki film super hit hogi


amit shah : hum kyun haare karyakarta : sir sab voter mile huye hain #aapsweep


iska 1st yr me ye haal hai .. 3rd yr tak to chanki pandey ke career ki tarah ho jayega .. KHATM ....??


andre's wigan warning: wigan might currently occupy 15th place in the premier league ,  but andre villas-boas is w .  .  .  http/URL


assalamwaelkum bhia jaan hm v h ap k chahane wale


Han😡


@someUSER @someUSER y'all tryna fuck with chapel hill tomorrow night ?  ?  ?


kya bhai aap bhi fak rahe ho 4.14 pm ho gaye abhi tak apne koi rep nahi diya bhai aisa mat we trust you...Every time


dettol dettol dettol dettol dettol dettol dettol rt agar padhne ki bajay aapne gaaya ho! #dettol #indvspak


Khare ka bhi haal pta chala


Kis time ka hai kal tumhara plan ..


finally someone who thinks the way i do  !  .  whoever you are  .  .  .  .  you're awesome  !  :) ( y )  .  .


Grt super star sallu bhai


mere frnd log apke hi fan he but wo log apke movie me jo chalisa he usse naraj he & qawali sunkar bahot khush he


Hahahaha


it was weird when a different couple took the spot  .  but it wasn't when you were there with different guys  ?


guddu to khushi ke maare phool gaya !


salman bhai jay ho


Salman Khan bhai can't wiat...wish aaj hee friday ho... Bajrangi Bhaijaan..in advance, eid mubarak


dat khushi on guddu's face .  .  . when sir asked him to bring on chalk .  . epic :d :d


haqiqat bayan karte hain aese cartoon images .   .  .  . :) so true .  . :)


kahi rajnikant to nhi tha .  .


abe bakalol kejariwal modi se hi hara tha


Salman bhai loves us....so dnt be disappointed. ...ek din bhai se milne ka mauka sab ko milega...


to kachhuwa sir  ,  kitno ko murga banaya aaj  ?  kachhuwa sir .  . aaj to bas guddu hi pakad me aaya tha .  :p


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg .. ji sweetu papa ...hum na wo cd lenge or na kisi ko lene dege


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg ji pitaji dhan dhan satguru tera hi asra lv u pitaji


Chankya ne kha hai .. Agar aapko ek kadam aage badhna hai to pahle 10 kadam piche rakho


mere husband subah se chipke hue hai fevicol k tarah


holi kab hai ....kab hai holi.... beef ke bachon... #beefban


just like when k was a kid saturday morning and i'm watching saved by the bell !  might even watch soul train @ 12


@garuna73 @yesiamsaffron @krishnpria i dont need to learn dharma from pk i know it very well & with logic pk movie is not against hindu gods


tennessee tech's steve payne says murray state does things the right way - oct 24 @ 6:47 pm et http/URL


apni bahaduri to aise poet ke form me suna rahi hai jaise teer maari ho


4 baj gye salman sir


you going to rugby practice on sunday #somethingisayalot


mast wali body banaungi , ekdum doley sholey , booze karungi n party hard ,. mu todungi .. wil fall in love then die , wapas ladki b toh banna hai  p ;)


Han pata hai


Han but bahut bada h yaar


@someUSER if they are still looking for a center ,  they may want to inquire about sam gagner .  edmonton needs d .


bhai puri cassette check kar daali thi maine .


wat u thnk ... tere maa babuji is pg pe h .. lol  p


mummy ke sath sone wala guddu itna grown up kab hua be o . o o . o


too soon ?  amazon opens black friday deals store: thanksgiving is weeks away ,  the world series only ended on sund .  .  .  http/URL


bhai jaan me aap bhut badha fen ho sir me soch ta ho ki kabhi aap se miluga ya nahi  sir jingi ki ek hi khuais thi ki ek baar aap se milu


hahahaha sala fitness k naam pe dhabba


Waoo.salman nice yar


#blockbustermsg @gurmeetramrahim uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa guru pappppaaaaaaa jiiii http://t.co/yvmb56gfw1


In d same sense . . bharat mittal ek pco booth ka maalik hai . . birla ki cement shop hai . . and . . ratan tata is owner of a garrage


kitne bar tshirt me ghum liye  .  .  .  cricket khel liya  .  .  .  . but ek baat to hai  .  .  .  kasam se ball sikti thi thand me to mumma ki instant yaad aa jaati thi  .  .  .  . hahaha


old man pagla gaya hai


hats off to our indian army .  .  .  .


super awesome .  .  . kaha se sochte ho bhai :) (y)


Aaj usne bhi kaat ki inn sab se


rt @chiraginsan77: @gurmeetramrahim #msgyouthicon sacha rishta wo nhi jo choti c bt p tut jaye.


happy new year !  !  !  !  !  <3


at the half ,  bayer leverkusen 1-0 vs bayern munchen .  let's score 2 or more in the 2nd half !  !  go munich !  !


pumped to open the season tomorrow night against georgetown !  women's preview: http/URL | men's preview: http/URL


Bhai. Shahid ki shaadi mein nai gaye. ? ??


will we get to see the helicopter shot next match, dhoni bhai?! #askcaptain @icc #indvsuae


ha ha .... There is some fact abt this though .... bt u can change dat if u want to .... Fight for ur survival ....  p


ye digvijay singh yaha bhi aa gya apni bakwaas lekar  .  .  .  .   .  east or west modi ji is the best  !  .   .  namo india


aap may keep out 3 former ministers from new cabinet - economic times: http://t.co/hppeldgfrd #aapsweep -retweet please


kabhi suna hai...cows ka population kam hua hai? :/ #beefban


why does the knicks/heat game have to come on tomorrow night during bibleball ?  oh well i'd rather play than watch any day !


dosto pk movie mat dekhna kyunki tumara paisa peshawar chaala jayga http://t.co/upg07jk0mj


incredible bharat


Tada


pahle yeh bata bc ki teri frnd rqst acpt karne ke baad bhi uska msg tere other folder me store hua ? chutiya bana raha hai hindi me sala aur teri aankho me bimari hai kya jo time line ka post tujhe dikha nahi bc .. chal be hawa aane de bc ham bhi fb use karte hain


@narendramodi_o nahi milegi full majority lul ho ye dekho shahji kya bole, ab to samajh jao delhi gayi hath se http://t.co/wyupxh5cmt


Koi baat nhi yaar vaise bhi parents k pause jaane hi the ab tuition nhi tof shoppng shi .....  -)


sare aade tede mere hi kimat me likha hai upar wale ne chun chun ke lga tha tum to sayad sahi hoge lekin nahi


Nai di ..


with in 4 days two plane (mig-21 and mig-27) crashed .  pm and his cabinet don't even uttered a single word .  rallies are more important than pilots .  all the resources of govt of india engaged by bjp in delhi elections


rt @deepdeepak4: @gurmeetramrahim #msgyouthicon great movie every one should watch it


Bahut tym lag jayega aur iss chudap mein tum waste kaun karega


Kya Bata degi


fav bhana tha ye copy ghar reh gai .  .  .


please help me mein fb page par chat kese karu salman bhai ke sath??


guddu akela hi parade dekh raha hai ?  ?  ?  shan kaha hai bhai ?  ?  ?  ?


axl rose is trending worldwide just because he sat his butt on a chair to talk on live tv and drink water out of a mug .  bow down ,  peasants .


Datz gal nt prfct 4 u yrr ... cuz c iz attrct wid anothr prnsn nd 2morrw anothr prsn so ,.... U 4get her bro


women safty chodiye pahle apne neta kumar vishwas ko women ki izzat krna sikhaye


if you are attending the sustainable brands london conference in november please let us know !  http/URL #sblondon #linkedin


faisal bhai purana hai ye to :p


#railbudget2015 " hey prabhu" accha rail budget dena...:)


Dude sexual preferences apart , anybody who would be caught in the act will be joke of the day for months to come  P


general ko to loot rkha h har kisi ne ....  -/


Maam


really nostalgic .  subuk subuk !  !  :'(


i sure watch it


akhir tha toh morena kaa .  .  .  .  .  .


Acha  jii


abhi tv pe bank me cricbuzz pe .  .  . jitaenge poore damm se


rt @extranaut: twitter acts like a cattleyst to every issue. #beefban


lo aur haraao uae ko. ho gaya na petrol-diesel mehanga. #indvsuae #unionbudget2015


cried for every episode of dream high 2 starting from episode 13 !  !  !  t-t tomorrow i shall watch the last and final episode !


russell howard ,  then cuckoo ,  then celebrity juice ,  then family guy ,  thursday night is the best night for comedy


kato to khoon nahi .  when cut no blood .  convent me dala tha papa ne bhai .


kachhua sir toh students ke pakke wale dushman hain .  .  .  .  .  .  .  :@


@someUSER @someUSER october people have principles .  . & argue passionately for them ,  about them & act on them .  ghandi ,  sadat ,  adt ,  me !


volunteering 4 the obama campaign this am !  but i keep waitin 4 #olivia to come in yelling  " super tuesday is coming people !  "  @someUSER


Log apna sapna Pura karne ke liye puri duniya ko bhi dokha de sakta h


Bas bhaiyya kaam kar raha hun


james murphy best of luck tomorrow lil man .  you'll do great no doubts .


@economictimes preamble to road shows of dharnas and fasts?! #aapstorm


@someUSER nov 25 at the san siro .  i pray we would've gotten back our rhythm before then or we'll get embarrased .


Dekhna friends Salman bhai zaror reply kary ga late hi sahi


mere toh ghar mein kushwaha madam hain :| :p


you can chat for hours but you cannot meet in a person because of your own thoughts of zamana kya sochega :d


video of the 1st points for anthony davis ,  lin ,  harden ,  rivers ,  drummond ,  harrison barnes & jrich on their new teams http/URL


hehehe .  . hum to chalk ke bahane lunch kar ke aate the .  . phir lunch time me masti


main samajh gayi ... tune yeh confession kyu daala hai ... bcz tujhe espe likes aur comments chahiye the ... ab teri kuch bhookh kam hui hogi ..   @


nov 1 ,  las vegas massage gift certificates - las vegas massage gift certificates for the best massage anywhere in s .  .  .  http/URL


shikhar pe log...humesha shine hi karte hai. #indvssa


niii re


its not your fault  ,  its just hormonal imbalance  .


happy birthday to the coolest golfer in bali !  @someUSER  !  !  :) may you become cooler and cooler everyday !  stay humble little sister !  xx


kb aayega


Isbar tmhari le li jyegi preshaan na ho


Hiiii.... Bhaijaan kaiae hai aap...aap ki pic bahut achhi lag rahi hai


mtlb itni bezti hogai lekin kutte ki dum kbi sidhi nahi hogi...@bjpians still fighting and taunting...sharam kro ...#aapsweep #delhidecides


Lagra hai wikipedia hai pura


Hum fans ki koi kadar hi nahi h


work harder ... oh god . aaah aaahh . harder oh my god .. aah  p  p


i think my mom might buy me the box set bc i've been bugging her about msg and i told her i'd give her $30 if she got it before november 14


ye launda apni aukat par aa hi jata hai .  kutte ki pucnh kabhi sidhi nahi ho sakti .


@someUSER he bet me 5 bucks the lions would make the superbowl ,  and he also thinks the superbowl is on monday


@someUSER so they should've ran the ball on 3rd & 7 ?  blame cam all u want but flacco is the problem .  elite qbs dont have games like that


bhai helo hi bol do...


@someUSER u proved to be a better scriptwriter than shazia ilmi .  #ramdev will end fast or move to ramlila where he has permission till 30 aug


yr u shud move on now  .  yha koi kisi ka w8 ni krta n jaane wale ko koi rok ni skta  .  bt i dont undrstnd y ppl want a physical relation  .  bina intimate hue b love saalo saal chalta h agr koi chalana chahe tow :/


to play temple run ,  to watch himym season 8 ,  orrrrr .  .  . to sleep in readiness for tomorrow's morning interview - decisions are hard to make ! :(


Selfie le beta jb marja0ge jb Qaber m ja0ge tb Allah tje dakhega ghtya h0 tm really


#beefban what a secular hypocrisy india had,it's now trend to make fun of sentiments of hinduism.


guddu to superb actor h .  .   .  chhaa gya yaar ;) :p


Good morning.  Kya jage rahte ho


lo aa gaye bhagwan !


today is national kissing day coz it's no work day tomorrow !  !  !


guddu  .  .  .  .  sir jb puchhe to unki taraf nahi dekha karte .  .  .  .  .


freestyle wednesday - #np big l ,  jay z ,  mos def ,  black thought ,  eminem ,  yelawolf .  .  .  love it


hmm raspberry pi - scrap ipads in the class room - have some pi instead #education @someUSER http/URL


Tera pyarr real hota to second time tujhe pyar nahi hota .. Think about it   ->


sir aap ki movies ka asar hai


A \ " confession\ " in its real term , finally !


ka hai bhaiya  .  bahot din baad nazar aaye  ?  ?  ?  sab kusal mangal hai na


nitin gadkari #railbudget2015 aise sunn raha hai jaise sansad me mushayra chal raha ho.


Mai baat Karta hun


Chutiya bna rahey ho kya bhai..:p boley to lucky draw nikal k baat karogey kya!


jimmy kimmel live - axl rose ,  part 1: part 1 of jimmy kimmel's interview with axl rose . added: thu oct 25 11:02:2 .  .  .  http/URL


Thank you sir apka yatra se desh ko jarur fayada hoga hame garv hai app par aur apaki nitiyo par


may be we should try dealing beef now..india has no scope for drugs anymore.. #beefban


Heheh


sarkar ko dub marna chahiye ki iss umar mein unhe kaam karna padta hai


Suraj Sachdev   We will post a pic of winner with Daaru and Pizza ! As it happens with anything IITians+en_suffix do , be prepared to see some news coverage in TOI !


kyoki kejri banaras walo ka chanda lekar bhaga hai .


Ankhein hona swabhavik hai ...


well ,  monsoon coming in from the north and the bomb squad down in midtown on the 15th .  time to go .


kaise ho.


OK Alia Bora mtmano sujao khoda Hafiz by Mafi mangne ki adat nhi samajjao byyyyyy....


#घंटाबजट #superbudget #unionbudget2015 #servicetax income slabs jas ki tas servicepeshavarg niraash!


bhai ka hua?


A tribute to pathankot jeroes


rt @jindalvicky81: @gurmeetramrahim #msgincinemas pita ji woh mubark din aa hi gaya jiska hum sabi ko intjar tha.


plz aayeye sir jhuth bole to smjh lena aap ek meri jitni achi fan gwa doge aap sir


shan seems like an imaginary frnd guddu kii mom toh kbhi notice hii nhi karti usse


Arre BC .. Aur kaisa h


loveu tooooo ur vey handsam


let us wish him a long, long, very long leave. #rahulonleave


@someUSER strange enough ,  i'm going to see noel gallagher in concert tomorrow night .  #alldayb1tch


allah hafiz....salman


salman khan rock's ss


Vo to h ??


adam levine strikes a pose for photographers outside of the late show with david letterman on thursday (october 25) in new york city


Milte h holi bad hi


gao hai ki zoo


pakka engineer hoga .


@someUSER if you happen to come online ,  know that your mccurdians trended  " jennette on ellen "  for mccurdian monday :)


Rinky Kumari salman hai vo alva nahi hai


@someUSER will pop down after work then ,  am only in murray on saturday !  why it changed ?  ps ,  fancy amsterdam ?


ye tumse jalne walo k kaam h bhai


thodi si frequency badha dijiye .


kaha hai 15 lac  .


ben amos doing well @someUSER  . another clean sheet .  he says he's enjoying the challenge of playing regular 1st team football .  #mufc


Dont be so sure . For all you know , his webcam may be on and you may be famous on youtube already !


mujhe ek joke yaad aya ---- 20 rupay  .  . kyu chahiye tujhe 10 rupay  .  .  5 rupay me kaam nai chalega  .  .  .  yeh le 4 rupay  .  .  is me se 3 rupay kharch karna aur mujhe 1 rupay wapas kar dena  .  .  #lol  .  .


Abe hr nd accounts me checking


modi ji ne jitni rally ki utni seat aa rhi h....bedi soch rhi kaash 70 rally hoti. #aapsweep


@someUSER imo with gagner as you develop depth ,  89 would slot nice as a 3rd centre .


aaj ka cartoon achcha nahi hai .  .  .


Iphones rates today on Slot.Ng


oh .  . no .  .  i am not at all meant for this hilarious sarcasm .  .  .  lol .  .  i still cant resist laughing


Salman bhai plz ek baar muje call karo 7048830072 plz plz bhai fir muje mout bhi aa jaye gi to chalega bhai


Tum kafar ho


Ami tomar sathe kotha bolte chai Bhaijaan.


hey frends maine abhi ek app search ki jo free talktime deti hai .


friday nite after the dwc reading raided sound garden .  .  . 3 dvds & a cd 4 $20 !  cruising home 2 raphael sadiq .  friday note in cny .


ME AAPKA BHOT BHOT BHOT Bd fan hun


amazon has opened an online store for black friday 22 days before the shopping event is scheduled to take place .  http/URL


hame bachpan se y batane ki kossis ki jati hai .  .  .  what is scam ?


sir don't want to disappoint uae fans so give them a six. #cwc15 #indvsuae


abe koi achha news post kar


Me apka fen bhi hu aur apko sabse bada guru manta hu.


eid Mubarak ho bahiya


if ppl have liberty to eat a meat they like thn y not they have freedom to eat human meat #beefban


Tum.sala.hindu.


Array pic toh change kar do Yeh 3:30 wali


rt @sumitsharma_91: the amount of hindus disliking #beefban shows the pathetic state of #hindus !


apple shakeup mobile software boss eased out: apple inc .  ceo tim cook on monday pushed out the powerful head of the company&#039;s mo .  .  .


Bas rename kar Dena .. Gk ke liye game h ..


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg tumre jaisa na dayalu koi data ji humre jaisa papi koi na"


Awsome...isey kehte hain hindustan ki chaap chodna poore duniya me...


Helo salman.sir


ab yeh joh virod kar rahe hai woh sirf galiya samjhne wale reh gaye hai kyuki insaniyat ab rahi nahi #beefban devendra fadnavis


like kar diya ab padhta hu :d


hi salman bhaijhan eid mubarak aap ki movie achi chalegi i like u


aap party k namse uske chamcha b paisa banane k bhane hai .  .


all the best goutam


salman yaar sudhar ja bhai Q krta hai gandi herkate yaar


Are bap re


aanna ji aisa mat bolo bharat ratn mil jayega


Yukti this made my nite  D . tod . mtlb todddddddddddddddddd


I mean   aur


..hmmmm


@someUSER hey channing tony provias from aberdeen hope you get a sack on murray this sat !  !  !


sonia gandhi:beta ab ghar aaja maine tere liye bahut badiya poison banaya hai.aaja raja beta isko pe le aur ban ja president #railbudget2015


yaar tabhi mene jamia miliya me admission nahi liya even mera entrace bhi clear ho gya tha bt jo bhi ho do your best  .  .  :)


Trailer dhannnsu hai bhai


going to the georgetown game on friday !  #imwearingblue #istillloveeastview


phir confession kis topic pe karenge :/ sare topic ban kar diye :|


@aloknath bdabbuji ! after #aapsweep #aapstorm khud kia nakli mooch aur bache kuche baal mundwana tho bantha hai ! @bharat_builder


see the level of people doing phd  ,  i dont know what shit they will teach to students  ?  ?  ?


Hapy women's day di


yaar bhag ja waha se agr u cannt live in tht envrnmt ... atleast suicide se to accha h .. alg reh kr apna alag se kr jo b krna h .. but donot hurt urself ..


sholy muje smj nh aa rha kia cmmnt kru jo socha wo sb logo ne kr die ..


hahahhahha  .  .  .  .  .  guddu oops moment ka shikar ho gaya :d :d


oye duniya walo sunnn lo zara !!!!! #wewontgiveitback #indvsuae


Me smjha hostel me itna late😄


Kutta harami madar chod bighrat salman to agar mje mil jai teri maa bhin ek kardonga


Ji salman bhai.bilqul rhenge..aapke liye :* :)


good one guddu ka creator .  . but english mei nahi english mei dabba gol .  .  . :p


Ram hi ram bhai


#neelichatriwale ab to kejri ki rangbaazi hai dilli mei...#aapsweep #aapstorm


i haven't lost, bjp has lost/ krishnanagar is dirty/ havent paid a penny to be bjp's cm. bedi rocks! #milleniumbloopers #delhidecides


ac milan reportedly want miralem pjanic to join the san siro in january #footballfanatic


Tum kahe rahi ho oh fake hai agar real me aaye to tum kaise pahchano gi tum hahaha


@someUSER riri's new album is dropping november 19th .  freaking machine .  .  .  literally a year and a day since talk that talk .  .


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg oh papa ji maf krna #blockbustermsg lgana bhul gye ji


300 is superb within conditions.. game on guys #indvspak


Assignment  hua  kya  ðŸ˜‹


Sar mam


Tere pass sridhar/eng ka numberg hai ? ?


'bhagwan hai kahan re tu song hd pk movie 2014 http://t.co/06cahr2aui


nonsensical vulgar #aibroast is cool but a movie spreading social wellness is creepy. i haven't watched them though. lol #blockbustermsg


insha allah aaj moka aayega aur phatake phorenge :) #pakvsind #indvspak


@someUSER yes ,  dickens tomorrow night indeed .  @someUSER you too .  charles dickens tavern on collins st .  get there 45mins+ before ko .


Abhi usko as a gift milega on his b'day ??


Nhi baat karni to boldete


ye bachcho ke khelne ka game nhi hai bachcheyyyyyyyy  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  :)


M v


i don't know why all muslims are anti modi ,  ek bar wait to karo ho sakta kuch accha ho . congress ne aisa kya kar diya .  kam se kam isne petrol ke dam 12 time kam kiye .  that i had not seen during congress


yr tabhi mene jamia miliya m adm . Nhi lia even mera entrace v clear ho gya tha bt jo v ho du iz best ..  )


Bhai 27min 1622 second ho gye Plezzzz aa jaao


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg conrats pitaji balle balle hogi..... chakte phatte... burrrrrrraaaaa


Arif khan kounse news channel par dikhain hai sirf itna batado


beta kuch sweater dal le thand bahut hai :p


mt le pagal


are .  .  . pure desh me kejari se jhuth balne wala .  . aur lalchi .  . jo .  . kursi .  . ke liye .  .  .  . kuchhh bhi kar skta hai .  .  .


breking news modi ki raily mein chair kahli thi


bahi,,kesehe ap??


you guys didn't hear the whole story  .  dosa actually deposited 250 bucks fine and kept 750 to himself  .  talk about profit sharing  .


salman sir aap kider ho plz message karo na mujhe plz


10 game bhi badi mushkil se hoti thi .  .  .  baki sab repeat .  .  .  :d ;) :p


rt @kamalmeet7: don't let anyone rent a space in your head, unless they are a good tenant. #msg3successfulweeks


rt @biharitweeter: main aas paas tere.. meri akal.. tu hai ki nahiiii #rahulonleave #whereisrahul http://t.co/tv1acw6cty


#msg3successfulweeks tab tak rhegi tab tak satguru chahega @msgthefilm #msgrevolution	2	1


Tu Kisi ki math soch bcozg atg theg endg ofg theg dayg tujhe hi karna h


that's complete crap .  @someUSER began and sadat were all about peace .  bibi wants to use our military for free .  @someUSER < c'mon


#msg3successfulweeks @gurmeetramrahim tere naam de masti chad gayeya chad gayeya tere jaam de masti chad gayeya pitaji	2	1


Iiith wala


base ball me ball dheere se fekne ki trick


@gurmeetramrahim #msg3successfulweeks pita ji tu hi tu tu data, data satguru pyare g hai aaj pdhare jidhr dikhe bs tu hi tu bs tu hi tu	2	1


Haan  sahi  hai


@mrsgandhi @chaitanya1309 bolne walo ke muh band ho gaye #aapsweep


anna hajaare par bhi picture banegi to uske liye bhi kharidna padega award inhe. @dhanushkraja + @srbachchan = #shamitabh	1


rt @pareeksaab_: ab ye chutia @kamaalrkhan bhi economy ki baatein karne lag gaya aur rahul gandhi ko chutti ki padi hai. #rahulonleave


#railbudget2015 odisha ko kuch mil raha hai ki nehin????


jao #shamitabh dekho aisi picture roz nhi banti @srbachchan sir ki actng dekho @dhanushkraja ka style dekho @aksharahaasan1 ki aankhen dekho	2	1


iss shoaib akhtar ko koi bahir nikalo bhai #indvssa


doston, is lota swamy ka kya kare? #aapsweep http://t.co/jtzwul9oe3


abhi 4wje nahi aap ke?????????????


to kab jeet rhi h world cup 2015 m ya 2019 m ya fir  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .


which players do you think deserve to be in saf starting xi against arsenal on saturday's game ?


Baat na bani....


Hiiii sallu bhai.. .kaise h..bhaijaan...apne to kamal kr diya bollywood industry mei. .


i hope #aap volunteers show grace. no crackers- @aamaadmiparty - no hooliganism. #kejriwalontvf #kiskidilli #delhidecides


i think i may be the only person around not excited that beyonce is the half time performer for the superbowl .


sallu bhai <3


keran bedi jindabaad


aaj wala bhi cancel hua jaise :d :d :d


sportsroom guy is not paying any attention .


Tm ho koun? Asaduddin owaisi sahab ne tmhri aukat dikha di.. abhi b tmko samjh nhi aaya


age v likh deta ki teri ma mar gai


Sala.. Terko dusron k time ki kimat mi hai..


" make in india "  only in speeches ,  reality is to get  " made in china "  .  id's made in china was used in today's rally .  .


Kutte geeks wala grup check kar jara


guddu ke papa ka scooter kaun sa hai .  us time par single seat wala vespa nv tha par us par spare tire peeche nhi tha .  aur bajaj chetak ki single seat nhi thi .  .  looks like bajaj bravo but it was launched in late 90s .  garbage bin kya aap is par kuch roshni daal sakte hain ?


@sudhirkekre #railbudget2015 diggy: isme naya kuch nahi hai m tiwari: congress ki yojanae copy ki hai mamta: garib virodhi budget hai


aww !  !  !  moms are just superb .  . muaah


@bhola4u ha ha ha sayad bate kam pad jati hogi isliye visesh dharm ke log 3-4 wife rakh lete h #unionbudget2015


AaP nahi aaoge


plzz slaman jrur aana onlin or plzz jrur baat krna apne fans se plzzz..plzzzz...


subah 7 baje se sab aa gaye hai .  .


modi ji tumhe aise ghatiya baatein suit nhi karti .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . 5 saal kejriwal ,  ,


ji internet ke paise na kate kuch aisa karwa do  -)  -)  -)


Tan aur Mann desh Kay liye pranam modi ji .


@someUSER is gonna be in louisville ,  kentucky tomorrow & i can't go to the show .  i guess i'll just sit and listen to his music & pretend


Sir kya mujh gareeb ko aik reply melay ga plz ....?


guddu to gre kabhi clear nhi kar payega :p


bas kar pagale .  .  .  . rulayega kya !


#tech apple ceo apologizes for error-ridden new map app - apple ceo tim cook apologized friday for the company&#039; .  .  .  http/URL


Tum gzb me ho


kejri jhootha hai


kya yaar! aaja shaam hone aayi mausam ne li angdaai! to kiss baat ki hai Ladai...............:p whre r uh?


Admin aap chutiye ho .... ABVP wale paise de rahe hain kya unko promote karne ke liye .... and this page shud be renamed as DELHI UNIVERSITY ABVP CONFESSIONS ... going to unlike this page ...


#79   I have had a couple of hot makeout sessions in a corner of the liby journal section with different guys . It was weird as recently we saw another couple using our favored spot . WTF seriously ?!!?!?!


bjp k support se kar raha he ye galat kaam


jlin had a nice little bounce back game tonight ,  hopefully he gets back into his linsanity groove by tuesday


sara media bika hua h .


great modi ji


Sallu bhai kisi ko rply nhi krte or humlog bewkufo k jese sallu bhai sallu bhai kiya krte h


laufed  .  .  .  first u hav to correct ur english baad me sochna use  !  !  !


i wanna be ur friend dear u r so sweet  ) send me friend request if possible


kya bhartiya rail gaadi , bail gaadi hai?? #railbudget2015 #zeenews #indian #railway #bjp


sala #olympics k game bhare rehte the isme  .  .  .  .  dhokebaaz >_<


music thik nahi hai


reserved type ........ I also want to reserve u for my heart wash ........ coz m a big smoker .


they should make february 13th desperation day .


ab old monk nxt post dalega jo v ne bola hoga


Akshay, kaise ho.


????????kaise piche pad gaye re......


tri maa ka choot


#beefban best thing happened in a long time ! lots of animal resource saved ! lots more sickulars burnt :)) @dev_fadnavis good job !


fuck u @admin ... AAP k khujli party wala h tu .


so true .  :)


ye culture heritage wala gana abhi tak chal raha hai  .  .  .  .  .  .


ek hi question me 2x-2x !  ye zehreela question kachua sir hi bana sakte hai


ok im off twitter for the night til tomorrow bomb squad enjoy ur night love you much !


@someUSER i grew up in alsip ,  oak lawn is like my 2nd home .  reason for the city is wifes job at (cont) http/URL


Khud kisi intrview m fail ho gya hoga ... or koi intelignt si girl select ho gai hogi .... . Bhadak gya h .... . Guys hav sympathty for Admin  D  P


To soja fir


shastri bhee kaunsi kam panauti hai jab bolta hai  " all india doesnt want to do at this stage is to loose a wicket " and koi out ho jata hai :)


The Logical Indian Kuch bhi likhte ho .. ek bar soch bhi liya kro likhne se pehle


chhutti maar di aaj


Kis bewakuf ne apko yeh bola ki ....Apne fans ko iss tarh se wait karao2 thappad meri tarf se bajrangi bhaijaan padne chye usey jo aysi bekar muft me raye deta hay


Teri maa ka


sabki same problem :(


Abe ja be zhandu balm Tere jaison keliye kon waqt nikalega


mayoos ho gaya hoon aaj main zindagi key iss safar se .  .  .  .  .  .  .   .   .  maqsad ki mohabatain hain ,  aur matlab ki dostiyaan .  .  .  .  .  .   .


nat like kejriwal


#unionbudget2015 expectation from mr santosh mohapatra, past chairman, cii odisha state council @finminindia http://t.co/cieifomtrc


pagala gya h drama kr rha h


ye saale sirf aap se sawal puch kr hi jitna cha rahe hain


Kya chutiye log hain Jo ise eid Mubarak bol rahe hain is kamine ko kya mlm k ramzan kya hai aur eid kyu manate hain...ise to sirf paison se mtlb hai


sale harenge .  .  .


@gurmeetramrahim #blockbustermsg papa g tension muket karo..


Jai shri krishna bhagwaan ji apko hamesha khush rakhe


guddu ke father ki dedication kabile tareef hai .  .  launda school se ghr aya .  use kapde change bhi nhi krne diya .  . kuch khane bhi nhi diua .  .  guddu ki ma ne jane kaise diya .  .  ye ek pita ka apne bchche pe atyachar ko darshata hai :p :p seedha market :p :p


just watched  " project x "  for the 1st time ,  im unamazed .  .  y'all hyped it way past what it was .  .


Han didi


jo karna jaldi karna varna koi or uda k le jayega tumhari dream girl ko  .  gud luck  .


sweater toh pehhne see jyada gale mein laga ke style marte the:p


@someUSER wow look at this another amazing monday  " jennette on ellen "  in 8 place we do this for you we love you http/URL


" @someUSER c'mon leo where's endymion .  .  .  .  .  .  .  or amsterdam i know he likes amsterdam .  "  those songs are shit compared to the ones i put


lekin chalk laya kaha se ?


kua


#rahulonleave congress on self destruction path


salman bhai main apka bahut bada fan hu mujhe apki bahut pasand aata hain.


signing day this friday for fdahs .  hate the school but i love my senior class ,  we be on .


#181 : my roomie talks in his sleep and doesn't know about it  ,  but the rest of the wing have all heard him  .  none of us have told him yet  .


inbox ma bat karo sallu


you can totally hear a guy from the 2nd floor singing from the top of his lungs to  " what makes you beautiful "  .  lol .


prashant thapa vijay nainwal sala isi mario contra k chakker main xi mai grace mila tha .  .  .  .


Hlw aapko nhi ana to bewkuf to mat bano


beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder  .  .  .  .  depends on you whom do you see as beautiful  .  .  .  .  .  can't generalize the fact above though


bjp chor


Kaisa print hai be , m


salman sir main aap kaa bahout bada fan hu please call me 7726066179


are mera to aaj hi h xam :-(


yippee  !  !  !  friends i got free 3gb 3g mobile internet for 1 month in just 2 minute stuff .


iss din ke laddu ke kya kehne .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . waah


chutiye .  .  . sirf vade krne se vote milte to aaj mein bhi pm hota


kamino ne 2003 mein bhi ind pak ke match ke agle din icse ka maths paper rakha tha


rt @dashhtweets: mein toh bhul chali #indvsuae ka match, #ausvnz pyara lage...


ye na sudhrne ke… !  !  !


( y ) ....... mujhe aisi hi ladki chahiye .... yaar tu jo v h .... bahut mastg ... i like ur thinking ... agar sb galz aap jaise ho jaye toh aise boyz ki aachi tarah watt laga skti h ........ big hand for u ...... /\\ ...   *


bete ko baap ke saamne uchhal na nahi chahiye... waarna kohli aur raina jeisa thenga padega #indvspak


mere teacher ne to mujhe wapas ghar bhej diya tha ek baar .  .  .  .  kasam khuda ki aaj mil jaaye wo


Salman Khan apka dil sch me pure water jaisa hai


nw feelng lucky ke tv ni h match dekhne ke liye .. othrwise itni gaaliyan de rhi hoti


kal hi mera exam hai :'(


ab aur nahi


badiyan badiyan .  .  .  kuch bhi ho humare teacher hame banaye hain .  .


Nahi. . behen ji tutiong . . . . mummyg ko schoolg . . . papa ko officeg


nand lala pregunt? a la madre qu? yashoda justo radha qu? soy negro , la madre dijo sonriendo escuchar mi hijo justo justo radha tiene los ojos negros enga?? una magia en ti es por eso que es negro ,,


Mujhe lambi chutti OE aane de


tera film se br nhi chalne wala h bajrangi


Hurrr? ?


gm


raina ko bali ka bakra na banaya jay


Aale ale , ache cnfsr guchaa nai kalte .. forgive him and give hm a last chance .. galti insaan se hi hoti h ,  -P


Sj Soriful kya bola teku itna hi pasand salman to tere ghar me rakh le usku


Itna overrct karne ki kya jarurat thi .... N what aukat ???? Its juz ur bloody mindset up ... Moron u r


roz rulane ki kasam khayi han is confession ne ..  P


Nayi h yr


meri zindagi ka maksad he apse milna


aged under 26 and keen to become a foreign correspondent ?  apply for the marie colvin scholarship http/URL


nothing true


light kati hui hai :) welcome to india :3


Bhai jaan ... plz ek bar mera name typ kr k hiii bol do plzzzzz bhai?


bikaner kb tur h. halat kharab h bikaner k . surdhna gav jane wali sadak ka bhi kbi chal ke dekho us sadak pe..


garibon ko ghar denge. kaise? garibon se chheenkar. shabbaash. #landacquisitionbill


Haan


superhero kitna bi powerful ho hote popat hi the  .  .  .  saale chaddi pants ke upar pehente the  .  .  .  .  :-p


zyada ni ho gaya yar ye  .  ?  ?  .  .  .  but thanks ab ye padhke neend toh aa gyi  .  :d ;)


pdai kaisi chl rhi h


Or hathi paalna asan bat bhai nahi bhai n


Bhaijaan aap bahot achhe insaan hai jo na samjhe wo nadaan hai aap to bajrangi bhaijaan hai ramjan eid mubark bhaijaan


mein sochta tha coin wale video game ki shop pe cd wala playstaion1 chura lunga ek din haha plan bi tyar tha haha :p


@someUSER it's not fair ,  dear .  .  .  #truthbetold will be available in taiwan on 2 ,  nov .  it's tomorrow !  !


but janta sb jaan gayi h .  .  .


ahhhhh just got lauren's email !  !  !  we are going to snap tomorrow #beready


kejriwal ko jo vote dega wo bhikhari bana dega


Y kiski pic h? ?


Jhunjjunu


meri maa ne kiya tha homework bass bag mey rakhna bul gayiiii


pakistan team must be complimenting themselves for performing better than south africans #indvssa


Hello modi ji


guddu bhi mahaan logo ke kadmo par chal rha hai ,  jaha talent dikhana hai waha nahi dikhaya baaki jagah chaah gya :p


mat dekho brothers and sisters ,  dekha nahi jayega


@someUSER riri is the queen of shade .  because her forehead blocks out the sun .


Slman kya tm waqai musalman ho agr ho tu muslmano ke naam pr dhbba ho


to follow up on last tweet ,  bills dt kyle williams expected to play sunday .  just resting the ankle during the week .


for all those who eat beef watch this. you will be appreciating government move after this. https://t.co/pfs2tl7yhe #beefban #beeflove


koi shoaib akhtar ko washroom me kyu nai bandh kar deta!! #indvspak


delhi university confessions bhai admin acha kaam kar rahe ho but achaanak kya hua phle to kya updates hote the ek dum se change gud


Ab to thik ati h yar ghr p


launda kamal ka actor hai .  .  . lekin acting sirf chutiape p suit krti hai :p


pm now request his trailor to stop using his name on suit #aapkidilli #aapsweep


@sdhawan25 trying to woo his in laws in australia #indvssa #cwc15


jisko dekho modi ko chalenge karta hai dimag kharab ho gaya hai media ka bhi or in kutto ka bhi


#worldcup15 #indvspak #wewontgiveitback hindi commentary please @srbacchan amitabh sir rocks


Jo  Maine  le  li  thi


#arvindannaback #landacquisitionbill modi in a major fix. he will criticized no matter what he does with the bill. major blow for him.


Bhai mein apka buhat bra fan hon pakistan,sindh,karachii


#obamanewpromises chinese new year will replace the 4th of july as our independence day holiday


contra was added lately in this .  .  .  .  phir samajh aya tha ki laundo ko ullu bana rahe hain .  .


I was out of station, came back yesterday


Salman Bhai esi post ka intezaar tha thank u bhai shukriya Maherbani.


Mere cmnt pe na koi like krta na rply aisa kyu  (


Wo anath h jo tujse kharche karwati h ? BC cant undstand ds fuckng habit of sm gals ! Frustatd   -> .. aur aisi ladkiyo ko janm 2m jaise ladke dete ho .. Ek do baar gift karna is aceptable , but ..


Abi uthi


salo charas bhi ban h, to kya pina chor diya tumlogo ne? baat baat pe outrage karna band karo nhi to poore twitter ko jala dunga. #beefban


ab ki bar phir aap ki sarkar .   .  .  . vote for aap


Tu kaam karega ki nhi ?


wo khubsurt tab thi jab wo indian thi ,  ab to pakistani bakri ban gai h jo ghas to bhart ka khati h or doodh sali pak ko deti h ,  or ise khubsurt khne wale murkhon jab ise 125 crod bhartiyon me koi ise pasand hi nhi aaya jo ye pak gayi ,  or soch le bakri saniya tune jise pasand kiya h na vo pahle bhi ek bharti ladka tha


rt @jsingh341: rt 5c5d31f19d0447d: rt smitainsan: gurmeetramrahim msg convey right msg in youth through this movie #msgyouthicon


Humpe chada 64 ka bhoot .. gonna let my body loose , kar ki hai thodi booze .. its Party on my Mind  -P


pareshan karte rehte hai guddu ko ,  aaram se bechara match bhi nahi dhek pata .


Oho ..


contra mai th s power best thi .  kiyu thi ki ni ?


bhai sb ye hamare comment ka nateja h ke ye kuch v fake ,  ganda news post krdete hai .  agr hm inke post news pe comment na kren ye kavi v ni krega kyonke ise bs comment or like chahiye ,  kyon na apni bahan or maan ki nangi photo post krke hi kyon na mile .  .  mai ye kahna chahta hon ke iske gande post pe na like kro na comnt .  .  khud sudhr jaenge .  .


Rammi hindo salman. Kafir kuty ho tum gandooo


guddu khada nhi ho sakta q ki guddu ka khada ho gya h :-(


kashmir ka, kargil ka, mumbai ka, parliament, 9/11 ka sabka badla lega aaj tera kohli... #indvspak


Usme pakka hoga projectg


hahah .  .  .  .  . inhi harqaton ki waja se once i lost my school sweater .  .  .  . or phir jo daant pari thi ammi ki ufffff :p :d


lack of communication from #nycdoe very frustrating regarding reporting time for work tomorrow .  thank you #uft and @someUSER for info


@someUSER next wednesday going to the disney one .  no chance avril will go to the universal night #wimp


he is hangging by the ladder , just luk carefully


khan says chisora won't be the same after his ko vs haye - is he still dizzy from getting put on his ass on saturday ?  #idiot


wish you were eating @ jackie o's today ?  come to the appalachian health summit saturday for delicious jackie o's lunch ,  & health workshop :)


Bhaiyya main abhi to room par chhod kar agaya phone .. Dinner time par leke aajaunga


rt @oyearchie_: dear pakistan, aise haraaya jaata hai. #indvssa #cwc15


Ok? ?


Are churu ek place h Rajasthan me


rt @marc__me: delhi waale tou apne baap ki nahi sunte,bukhari ki kya sunenge.


is jhute aadmi ko vote mat do .  agar phir cm ban gaya to delhi ka halat kharap ho jayega .


ma baap se badkar is duniya me kuch nahi hai


To ?


Awesome thought ! #Agreed wid u ( y ) . #Hats_Off


help meee salman khan


Beta salman khbis tera film falop hoga beeee suar


indian air force may not go with israel a second time http/URL


jabi kahu ye dhoni itna slow kyo khelta hai ab .  .  . saari mehant to vha lga di .  .  .


away from home  .  .  .  :(


Oye hoye kini khrab ldki ,request delete kr dii meriii


oh is it .... then try to get a job of watch man even in THAT LOCAL HOSPITAL ....... they will not let u in even FOR ANALYZING SHIT ... 3  )


Woh bhul Gaya tha lana


I'm gbg to get my specs nw


i remember it happen in my place also koi apni jagah se nahin hilega


haan sunao ... humbhi dekhen ... confessions dalne ke ilawa .. wat else u do ?


Bhul mt Jana hmko ??


all aboard .  .  .  1st flight to hong kong then off to the uk from there .  .  #tweet_yah_later


feku ka jhutha abhiyan phir se shuru .  .  .  .  .  .  .  . ajj jhuth ki jhaadi laga de feku ne .  .


duck hunt ka woh kameena kutta yaad aa gaya


@gurmeetramrahim dad u r loooookiiiiiing truuuuuue lovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeee chargerrrrrr woooooooooooooooouuuuw #blockbustermsg #msgincinemas


Wht t f**k yr avehi kuch b post kar dete h


mai bhi kuch asa hi karta hu most of the tme :p :p


aaj khush to bahot honge #aap #aapsweep #delhidecides #aapstorm #kiskidilli #amitabhbachchan @srbachchan http://t.co/3bfdmncmdf


kya chutiyapa kr rha h be admin .  .  .  .  .  .  .


anonymous' wikileaks like project tyler to launch in december: a hacker ,  who claims to be a member of the hackin .  .  .  http/URL


Ab salesar ja re hain


Kutte


Hurr hurr


ye digvijay singh yaha v aa gya apni bakwash lekar .... . east or west modi ji is the best !. . Namo india


Na na


aap mere liye rkhe na naam2


ye gag garbage bin k itihaas me best gags me se ek h .  .  .  :)


india 307-7 ovrs - 50.0 dfaa 307 hatya krne ka paryash.. :p #indvssa


May be ur parents dont realise ur value now bt sooner or later they will realise ! Have u ever tried to sit & discuss with them about this issue ?? This might help ! Attempting suicide wont solve anything !  )


but Salman bhai aap shadi q nahi karna chahte


bus contra aur mario hota tha !  :d


Bahi ke zalak sab sa aalag..... Ma to superman salman ka fan....


Kamaal karte ho pandey ji whr r u


P2 par tha Jo tune diya


priyaranjan mahanta aur me kya kahu mere sapno ke saudagar


Agye tum log chennai se ??


Aisa kar uska band baja uski bandiyo k saamne ..... u'll feel fantastic


dosto :) support aap only aap only aap


satak gaya hai kya banaras me kya hua tha bhul gye kya


Agar main sehmat hun Jo b phle se hai to ?


interresting to read ,  except if you work for rim or microsoft (but it may change soon) : the mobile industry in numbers http/URL


Mast


Missing family.badly


lemme me marry uske bd dkhi jaegi ywl ...  /


wait if the power is out tomorrow then i'm going to miss a new how i met your mother ,  nooooooooo


a delayed marksheet from cbse and the stupid policies of the university have completely ruined my career  .   .  my revised marksheet had an increase of more than 20 marks making my percentage so good that i had cleared the cut off of st stephens also for certain subjects  .  however i still couldn't make it to the college of my choice  .  two of the top 5 colleges of the uni which i went to refused to admit me saying that general quota has been over admitted already we are open only for reserved classes now  .  .  from begging to requesting  ,  appealing and even showing them the section in the du prospectus which clearly states that revised mark sheets will be considered ( it doesn't mention anything about over admission or any other condition  ?  ) speaking to hod's  ,  principals and other officials i did every possible thing  .  however all efforts went waste  .   .  today i am stuck in an off campus college which has no infrastructure no teacher's and is practically in the middle of nowhere  .  and most people of du dont even know this college exists  .  .  .  .


kya baat hai great


[ Admin Note ] Sorry guys , haven't updated the page since the past few days , I've been very sick since I came to India ... will start posting once I get better ! ~ Ed


how can arnab give 9/10 to #unionbudget2015 by @arunjaitley is still a mystery??? rejected by markets, common man! @timesnow explain?!!!


yaar commerce wale log aisa kya kha ke aate hein 95% toh jaise bacho ka khel ho -_-


Hye meri cutey


obama was so right. iss desh ka kya hoga. #shameless #aapstorm #aapsweep #chapelhillshooting #bihardrama http://t.co/n7x2vsetgd


@pkthefilm total box office collection-1st,2nd & 3rd day expected business report http://t.co/fppavfgvpw


#pakistan ke bache kuche tv aaj phoot jayenge #indvssa #maukamauka #thokathoka


thank you annaji bas yehi kafi he aur isse bada ashirwad humare liye aur kuch nhi joy anna joy aap joy kejriwal aur ha me koi jotish nhi bas apna manka sun leta hu aur kejriwal ko kehta hu ap fikr na kare app ko 36 seat milega 101%


Kitne din mein ho jayega


this was like in the last match of india vs sa some one in commentary box said rohit is a brilliant player if he stays it would be gud for india & the next ball rohit was out .


Padhai karle


Koi tension nhi h


Bhaijaan to gud Bhai aap bahut achche insan he


kise kaam.ki.nh hai jo ..


guddu .  .  .  u rocks .  .  .


Kesi randi ka bacha,


Logo Uallu bna Aata hai bus 4 se 6 bje gye hai kha ho Tum....


the real revolution has started :d :d :d #kiskidilli #delhidecides #delhielections #ndtvresults


admin ..... 4head pe kis krna meanz care fo ua gf ......!!! tm jda galt na sikha0 use  /


Sala kutta tera movi kon dekhe ga harami


listen in hour 2 for an expansive interview with poet frank x .  walker who present his works at murray state on november 1 .  #soundsgood


Mil gya


if you call me 'good girl' one more time you may find my scolding hot coffee heading towards your crotchal region .


Tumhe politicians ko mention karna cahiye tha is post main desh ko chalane wale to vo hain ..


@someUSER you're saying perseverance in all instances .  that doesn't mean #occupyauc is equivalent to 25 jan revolution .  see the diff ?


my roomie has a decently hot girlfriend since 2 and a half years and he's never had sex  .  i think i'm more disappointed than he is  .


valentine gift alluring pink & white valentine ... - http://t.co/dw46dtwfxc #valentinesday #aapstorm #1daytomsg http://t.co/fe0nlreymq


Sir plz come 4pm baj gae


mujhe to bhai virat pe shak hai dhoni ki jalan se match harwa diya


hum paidaayshi actor hain boss .  .


un sabko maine or meri CID team ne hi ander dala ha  )


agar pak jeeta toh kholi kahey ga.....pakistan barey larkey le kar ataq hai...cheating hai #irfaan #pakvsind #indvspak


modi ji black money 100 din me aanewala tha ?   ?  ?  ?


@someUSER they canceled the frankie date that was supposed to be tomorrow .  so now everyone is going to the rescheduled show in south bend .


supw ki to kabhi class hi ni hui :-d :-d


@gurmeetramrahim #msgyouthicon ye sab papaji apki rahmat se hai


spring break begins early 4 #raga. wish elected rep of aam admi wud spend some time on what he is meant 2 do in 1st place. #rahulonleave


kisi ladki ko badnaam mat karo --------------- --------------- - har ek ladki hoti hai maa-baap ki jaan facebook par photo daal na karo badnaam kya pata us din ye dharti hi hil jaye jab kisi page par tumhari bahan ki photo mil jaye us din aankhon se bebasi ke aansu mat rona mein sach kehta hu ki duniya kelogo apna zameer mat khona --------------- ------------- ye kavita (poetry) un facebook ke page admins aur users ke liye hai jo kisi ladki ka photo churakar upload karke puchte hain ki ‘how is this item ? ” is tarah ki sharmnaak post aajkal bahut zyada hone lagi hai .  agar thik lage to isko zyada se zyada share kariye dosto ,  thodi si masti ke liye kisi ki izzat se khilwaad na karo .  frndz plz mera sath do plz


sat here with a cuppa coffee ,  watching jeremy kyle with @someUSER #lovely


File an RTI and go public with this . This is UNFAIR . They can not do this to anyone . You should get what you deserve .


ye feku in 4 issues ka bhi kuch nhi karne wala hai ,  lagta hai apne speech kanhi se likha ke lata hai aur rharukh khan se acting seekhke aata hai fekne ke liye


Kyun be


instead of banning beef fully allow them to be sold in separate rooms in supermarkets similar to the manner pork is sold in uae. #beefban


rt @bhavpatel90: it's shocking that sa didn't even make it to 200 though #indvssa


atleast jise thand lagti ho use de diya karo :)


i am going to the seminar richie hawtin (official page) is hosting at concordia this monday .  first time going to .  .  .  http/URL


ye unwanted log har mactch me jaroor tapkte h !  !  !  !  !  !  !  !


yaar mujhe bhi yaad aa gaya main bhi sochta tha ku mario ka compitition ho college me aur main jeet jaunga .  teri soch ko salam main akela nhi tha aisa sochne wala


i wanna go to chapel hill tomorrow night but its going to be so cold .  i'll just go to work instead !


lady gaga fears classmates: los angeles ,  nov 1 (ians) singer lady gaga is still in touch with some pe .  .  .  http/URL @someUSER


srahad par mare jawan... bhad main jaaye kisan... bhakt gaate raha modi mahaan mahaan... #landacquisitionbill @drkumarvishwas


Okayssd


Or Kuchni


@someUSER i told you shane would get his 5th-star on rivals before signing day .  @someUSER


jo kabhi bhi middle berth kholke so jaate hain unke liye koi rule banaya hai kya?! #railbudget2015


Nikal sakte


Yar.. Chee


agar icc iski nahi maanegi toh pakistan india ko aane waale hur world cup main walk over dega .


aj apne hum sbko bht hurt kiye salman...apse ye umid nhi thi hum sb ko :-(...bt m also luv u salman...:)


@narendramodi_1 nahi sir jis tarah ki rajneeti bjp delhi kar rahi ye nahi hoga


faisal bhai tussi kamaal ho ji .  . just awesome creations :)


i guess knicks/heat is on for now .  pretty clear that tomorrow's game wasn't going to happen .


Ghr Jake start kruga


guddu ki halat jab normal ho jayegi tab aayega wo .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  :p :p :d :d awesome garbage bin


Tu  kha  hai


1 no trealir bhai


true love aur gifts ka kya relation h bhai ?????


Movies laptop par


bhaii ab avi jao


64 in 1 was the best :d :p


Bhai musalman hone ka to faraz nibha deta brother


@someUSER i think we need 3 first xi ready players in january .  that's a huge ask unless you're prepared to overpay


Acha bhaiyya


arvind kejriwal zyaadaa gas mat chodo !  pichli baar ki tarah :(


Huhhh Watse our time ..... 3:30 se 4:00 Or ab tk ata pta nhi


heavy rain over parts of ne .  some showers in cny .  any sun ?  how about the weekend ?  your forecast first at 4am on nbc-3 !  http/URL


han yaar @byomkesbakshi , bichara @imro45 aaj 50 bhi nahi mar sakta........ #indvsuae


Aap film me bajarangi hai ki Bhai jaan


tera boyfriend priest lagta hai ...... r tu btameez dil btameez dil mane na maane na ...... mera wala to lallu tha usko pata h nai laga  p


kab kitna karaoge..wait


Bhai ajao yaar


amit ji missing picture mei  .  .  .


#howtopissagirloff stick a dead goat through her letter box on february 14th with a note written in blood saying  " happy valentine's day "


Shadi kab hai?


aaj ki party meri taraf se nice song bhaijaan


kam se kam guddu k paas wicket to hain .  .  . ham to eente laga laga k kaam chalate the .  .  . aur eent ludhke naa uske liye usme kachra phasa dete the .  . :p


Lovaaa😜😜😜😜😜


haan sahi hai


bhai bt nhii krne thii too mna kr dtee mere phn ki bttry bhi low hooo gyee... :(


ok! so we need david miller to extend that bat #proteafire #indvssa #savsind


Yunki party k liye to hum ready hain par kya karen nahi aa sakte kyonki invitation sirf bhaiyo aur behno k liye hai.........


aisi ummeed nhi thi aapse bhaijaan. . DIL tod diya sbka :-(


Yr kya chahte ho tum log .. hum log khudkhusi kr le kya


mai faclulty k gate k paas hu  ,  ldkiya taad raha hu


select daba daba ke kaai baar hazar ke aage pahuche ke ab shayad kuch naya mile par nahi .  .  . saala wahi stage har baar  !  !  !  !


bhawnao me beh gya londa :p


Condom ke add par agar tere ghar walo ne channel change na kiya hota to tu bach skta tha  -P


Bas itna hi likhna hai ?


Aap jaisa PM har desh ko milna chahiye,jo apne desh ke future ke liye itni kadi mehnat karke aisi scheme launch kar rhe hai.AAPKO PRAMAAM HAI MERA PM JI.


vo 4 game :-) or mario ka flag ,  khichega to upar se ;-)


muze to bhashan sunke bahut hasi aya rahe the .   ?


aap got more seats than the size of modi's chest lol #aapsweep


tum logo ne apni koi duka chalani h toh market me rent pe le lo yaay .  .  salo bhikhari khi k


app promised lot  , for those programme where is the money let ,  him first say about this  , every political parties only make promise to elected .  they enjoy the power for 5 yrs ,  after what happened these days we all know .


Salam malikkum bhai jaan


i -may- be the only girl on the face of the earth that doesn't find channing tatum attractive .  #callmecrazy #justsayin #donthateme


jo sala khud ki security nhi kr paya vo ladies ki krega


#170   Can I join the admins in maintaining the page ?. I am currently in my 3rd year now , and can speak/write fairly good English .


papa ne sahi time pe match ko sambhaal liya .  .  . nahi tow match gaya tha haath se :)


jinx is broken .  .  .  sa ki toh keh ke le li ;)


dal do sale ko jail me or lga do life time pratibnd


8th stage ka 3rd level kafi difficult hai :-)


u r anarchist .  hate u kejru .  and also against industralization .


Nhi launde


bestest gag .  .  . haha sb yaad dila dia


salman sir aap kyo nai aiye online


Ye to confirm hit nhi jayegi kyunki koyi musalman bhai iski picture nhi dekhega


Koe bat nahi


huh ?? well surely ab tumhra bhai tumhe blck mail kia krega bcha ab impact to tum pr aega lolzz ....  -p


first tym laga guddu apni ma sei apni shadi ki baat kar raha hai


watch out for nigeria @someUSER gej pre recorded speech tomorrow live from the tape via nta .  @someUSER