Ans. : -- Grow some more . No , F-l-x , a little caterpillar is not called a kittenpillar . -LRB- FELIX , ENRAGED : `` I never asked that ! Dan just makes that etiquette column up from beginning to end ! '' FELICITY : `` I do n't see what that kind of a question has to do with etiquette anyhow . '' -RRB- Yes , P-t-r , it is quite proper to treat a lady friend to ice cream twice if you can afford it . No , F-l-c-t-y , it is not ladylike to chew tobacco . Better stick to spruce gum . DAN KING . FASHION NOTES Frilled muslin aprons will be much worn this summer . It is no longer fashionable to trim them with knitted lace . One pocket is considered smart . Clam-shells are fashionable keepsakes . You write your name and the date inside one and your friend writes hers in the other and you exchange . CECILY KING . FUNNY PARAGRAPHS MR. PERKINS : -- `` Peter , name the large islands of the world . '' PETER : -- `` The Island , the British Isles and Australia . '' -LRB- PETER , DEFIANTLY : `` Well , Mr. Perkins said he guessed I was right , so you need n't laugh . '' -RRB- This is a true joke and really happened . It 's about Mr. Samuel Clask again .
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