No , F-l-x , a little caterpillar is not called a kittenpillar . -LRB- FELIX , ENRAGED : `` I never asked that ! Dan just makes that etiquette column up from beginning to end ! '' FELICITY : `` I do n't see what that kind of a question has to do with etiquette anyhow . '' -RRB- Yes , P-t-r , it is quite proper to treat a lady friend to ice cream twice if you can afford it . No , F-l-c-t-y , it is not ladylike to chew tobacco . Better stick to spruce gum . DAN KING . FASHION NOTES Frilled muslin aprons will be much worn this summer . It is no longer fashionable to trim them with knitted lace . One pocket is considered smart . Clam-shells are fashionable keepsakes . You write your name and the date inside one and your friend writes hers in the other and you exchange . CECILY KING . FUNNY PARAGRAPHS MR. PERKINS : -- `` Peter , name the large islands of the world . '' PETER : -- `` The Island , the British Isles and Australia . '' -LRB- PETER , DEFIANTLY : `` Well , Mr. Perkins said he guessed I was right , so you need n't laugh . '' -RRB- This is a true joke and really happened . It 's about Mr. Samuel Clask again . He was once leading a prayer meeting and he looked through the window and saw the constable driving up and guessed he was after him because he was always in debt .
So in a great hurry he XXXXX on Brother Casey to lead in prayer and while Brother Casey was praying with his eyes shut and everybody else had their heads bowed Mr. Clask got out of the window and got away before the constable got in because he did n't like to come in till the prayer was finished .
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