Wilson 's tea is shallamagouslem . I swear she makes it out of burdocks . Do n't take any of the ungodly black liquid -- here 's some milk for you . What did you say your name was ? '' `` Faith . '' `` No name that -- no name that ! I ca n't stomach such a name . Got any other ? '' `` No , sir . '' `` Do n't like the name , do n't like it . There 's no smeddum to it . Besides , it makes me think of my Aunt Jinny . She called her three girls Faith , Hope , and Charity . Faith did n't believe in anything -- Hope was a born pessimist -- and Charity was a miser . You ought to be called Red Rose -- you look like one when you 're mad . I 'LL call you Red Rose . And you 've roped me into promising to go to church ? But only once a month , remember -- only once a month . Come now , girl , will you let me off ? I used to pay a hundred to the salary every year and go to church .
If I promise XXXXX pay two hundred a year will you let me off going to church ?
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