My Aunt Jane was one , and I might have been one myself if I had n't been so scared of the Judgment Day . But you ai n't a Methodist . You 're a Presbyterian , ai n't you ? '' `` Yes , of course . I was born that way . '' `` Very well then , you 've got to do things the Presbyterian way . Do n't let me hear any more of your amens or I 'll amen you . '' `` Oh , do n't anybody interrupt again , '' implored the Story Girl . `` It is n't fair . How can any one preach a good sermon if he is always being interrupted ? Nobody interrupted Beverley . '' `` Bev did n't get up there and pitch into us like that , '' muttered Dan . `` You must n't fight , '' resumed Peter undauntedly . `` That is , you must n't fight for the fun of fighting , nor out of bad temper . You must not say bad words or swear . You must n't get drunk -- although of course you would n't be likely to do that before you grow up , and the girls never . There 's prob ` ly a good many other things you must n't do , but these I 've named are the most important . Of course , I 'm not saying you 'll go to the bad place for sure if you do them . I only say you 're running a risk . The devil is looking out for the people who do these things and he 'll be more likely to get after them than to waste time over the people who do n't do them .
And that 's all about the first head XXXXX my sermon . ''
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