Got any other ? '' `` No , sir . '' `` Do n't like the name , do n't like it . There 's no smeddum to it . Besides , it makes me think of my Aunt Jinny . She called her three girls Faith , Hope , and Charity . Faith did n't believe in anything -- Hope was a born pessimist -- and Charity was a miser . You ought to be called Red Rose -- you look like one when you 're mad . I 'LL call you Red Rose . And you 've roped me into promising to go to church ? But only once a month , remember -- only once a month . Come now , girl , will you let me off ? I used to pay a hundred to the salary every year and go to church . If I promise to pay two hundred a year will you let me off going to church ? Come now ! '' `` No , no , sir , '' said Faith , dimpling roguishly . `` I want you to go to church , too . '' `` Well , a bargain is a bargain . I reckon I can stand it twelve times a year . What a sensation it 'll make the first Sunday I go !
And old Susan Baker says I 'm going XXXXX hell , hey ?
Besides Faith If Red in like of smeddum to year