`` He 'll likely do something awful , and then you 'll feel ashamed and wish you 'd never asked him to go , and we 'll all be disgraced . It 's all right to have our mite boxes for the heathen , and send missionaries to them . They 're far away and we do n't have to associate with them . But I do n't want to have to sit in a pew with a hired boy . '' But the Story Girl undauntedly continued to coax the reluctant Peter . It was not an easy matter . Peter did not come of a churchgoing stock ; and besides , he alleged , he had not yet made up his mind whether to be a Presbyterian or a Methodist . `` It is n't a bit of difference which you are , '' pleaded the Story Girl . `` They both go to heaven . '' `` But one way must be easier or better than the other , or else they 'd all be one kind , '' argued Peter . `` I want to find the easiest way . And I 've got a hankering after the Methodists . My Aunt Jane was a Methodist . '' `` Is n't she one still ? '' asked Felicity pertly . `` Well , I do n't know exactly . She 's dead , '' said Peter rebukingly . `` Do people go on being just the same after they 're dead ? '' `` No , of course not . They 're angels then -- not Methodists or anything , but just angels .
That is , if they go XXXXX heaven . ''
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