I et mince pie and rost turkey and frut cake and donuts and cheese and jam and choklut cake . Marilla said I 'd die but I dident . Dora had earake after it , only it wasent in her ears it was in her stummick . I dident have earake anywhere . `` Our new teacher is a man . He does things for jokes . Last week he made all us third-class boys write a composishun on what kind of a wife we 'd like to have and the girls on what kind of a husband . He laughed fit to kill when he read them . This was mine . I thought youd like to see it . '' ` The kind of a wife I 'd like to Have . '' ` She must have good manners and get my meals on time and do what I tell her and always be very polite to me . She must be fifteen yers old . She must be good to the poor and keep her house tidy and be good tempered and go to church regularly . She must be very handsome and have curly hair . If I get a wife that is just what I like Ill be an awful good husband to her . I think a woman ought to be awful good to her husband . Some poor women have n't any husbands . '' ` THE END . ' '' `` I was at Mrs. Isaac Wrights funeral at White Sands last week .
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