Bleedings . Bucketings with cold water . Knockings down . Kneeling on his chest till they broke it in , etc. etc. ; after the medieval or monkish method : but that would not do . Bumpsterhausen 's blue follicles stuck there still . Then - 4 . Coaxing . Kissing . Champagne and turtle . Red herrings and soda water . Good advice . Gardening . Croquet . Musical soirees . Aunt Salty . Mild tobacco . The Saturday Review . A carriage with outriders , etc. etc. . After the modern method . But that would not do .
And if he had but been a convict lunatic , and had shot at the Queen , killed all his creditors to avoid paying them , or indulged in any other little amiable eccentricity of that kind , they would have given him in addition - The healthiest situation in England , XXXXX Easthampstead Plain .
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