Yes , weekly from Southampton , Great steamers , white and gold , Go rolling down to Rio -LRB- Roll down -- roll down to Rio ! -RRB- And I 'd like to roll to Rio Some day before I 'm old ! I 've never seen a Jaguar , Nor yet an Armadill O dilloing in his armour , And I s ` pose I never will , Unless I go to Rio These wonders to behold -- Roll down -- roll down to Rio -- Roll really down to Rio ! Oh , I 'd love to roll to Rio Some day before I 'm old ! HOW THE FIRST LETTER WAS WRITTEN ONCE upon a most early time was a Neolithic man . He was not a Jute or an Angle , or even a Dravidian , which he might well have been , Best Beloved , but never mind why . He was a Primitive , and he lived cavily in a Cave , and he wore very few clothes , and he could n't read and he could n't write and he did n't want to , and except when he was hungry he was quite happy . His name was Tegumai Bopsulai , and that means , ` Man-who-does-not-put-his-foot-forward-in-a-hurry ' ; but we , O Best Beloved , will call him Tegumai , for short . And his wife 's name was Teshumai Tewindrow , and that means , ` Lady-who-asks-a-very-many-questions ' ; but we , O Best Beloved , will call her Teshumai , for short . And his little girl-daughter 's name was Taffimai Metallumai , and that means , ` Small-person-without-any-manners-who-ought-to-be-spanked ' ; but I 'm going to call her Taffy . And she was Tegumai Bopsulai 's Best Beloved and her own Mummy 's Best Beloved , and she was not spanked half as much as was good for her ; and they were all three very happy . As soon as Taffy could run about she went everywhere with her Daddy Tegumai , and sometimes they would not come home to the Cave till they were hungry , and then Teshumai Tewindrow would say , ` Where in the world have you two been to , to get so shocking dirty ? Really , my Tegumai , you 're no better than my Taffy . ' Now attend and listen ! One day Tegumai Bopsulai went down through the beaver-swamp to the Wagai river to spear carp-fish for dinner , and Taffy went too . Tegumai 's spear was made of wood with shark 's teeth at the end , and before he had caught any fish at all he accidentally broke it clean across by jabbing it down too hard on the bottom of the river . They were miles and miles from home -LRB- of course they had their lunch with them in a little bag -RRB- , and Tegumai had forgotten to bring any extra spears . ` Here 's a pretty kettle of fish ! ' said Tegumai . ` It will take me half the day to mend this . '
` There 's your big black spear at home , ' said XXXXX .
FIRST Jute Lady-who-asks-a-very-many-questions Man-who-does-not-put-his-foot-forward-in-a-hurry Metallumai Mummy Taffy Tegumai Teshumai day