Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo , If we have n't enough to do-oo-oo , We get the hump -- Cameelious hump -- The hump that is black and blue ! We climb out of bed with a frouzly head And a snarly-yarly voice . We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl At our bath and our boots and our toys ; And there ought to be a corner for me -LRB- And I know there is one for you -RRB- When we get the hump -- Cameelious hump -- The hump that is black and blue ! The cure for this ill is not to sit still , Or frowst with a book by the fire ; But to take a large hoe and a shovel also , And dig till you gently perspire ; And then you will find that the sun and the wind . And the Djinn of the Garden too , Have lifted the hump -- The horrible hump -- The hump that is black and blue ! I get it as well as you-oo-oo -- If I have n't enough to do-oo-oo -- We all get hump -- Cameelious hump -- Kiddies and grown-ups too ! HOW THE RHINOCEROS GOT HIS SKIN ONCE upon a time , on an uninhabited island on the shores of the Red Sea , there lived a Parsee from whose hat the rays of the sun were reflected in more-than-oriental splendour . And the Parsee lived by the Red Sea with nothing but his hat and his knife and a cooking-stove of the kind that you must particularly never touch . And one day he took flour and water and currants and plums and sugar and things , and made himself one cake which was two feet across and three feet thick . It was indeed a Superior Comestible -LRB- that 's magic -RRB- , and he put it on stove because he was allowed to cook on the stove , and he baked it and he baked it till it was all done brown and smelt most sentimental . But just as he was going to eat it there came down to the beach from the Altogether Uninhabited Interior one Rhinoceros with a horn on his nose , two piggy eyes , and few manners . In those days the Rhinoceros 's skin fitted him quite tight . There were no wrinkles in it anywhere . He looked exactly like a Noah 's Ark Rhinoceros , but of course much bigger . All the same , he had no manners then , and he has no manners now , and he never will have any manners . He said , ` How ! ' and the Parsee left that cake and climbed to the top of a palm tree with nothing on but his hat , from which the rays of the sun were always reflected in more-than-oriental splendour . And the Rhinoceros upset the oil-stove with his nose , and the cake rolled on the sand , and he spiked that cake on the horn of his nose , and he ate it , and he went away , waving his tail , to the desolate and Exclusively Uninhabited Interior which abuts on the islands of Mazanderan , Socotra , and Promontories of the Larger Equinox . Then the Parsee came down from his palm-tree and put the stove on its legs and recited the following Sloka , which , as you have not heard , I will now proceed to relate : -- Them that takes cakes Which the Parsee-man bakes Makes dreadful mistakes . And there was a great deal more in that than you would think .
Because , five weeks later , there was a heat wave in the Red XXXXX , and everybody took off all the clothes they had .
Interior Mazanderan Promontories Rhinoceros Sea days fire grown-ups left you-oo-oo