Last night I fried him in boiling oil and a great comfort it was to me , remembering those Belgian babies . '' `` If the Kaiser were here and had a pain in his shoulder you 'd be the first to run for the liniment bottle to rub him down , '' laughed Miss Oliver . `` Would I ? '' cried outraged Susan . `` Would I , Miss Oliver ? I would rub him down with coal oil , Miss Oliver -- and leave it to blister . That is what I would do and that you may tie to . A pain in his shoulder , indeed ! He will have pains all over him before he is through with what he has started . '' `` We are told to love our enemies , Susan , '' said the doctor solemnly . `` Yes , our enemies , but not King George 's enemies , doctor dear , '' retorted Susan crushingly . She was so well pleased with herself over this flattening out of the doctor completely that she even smiled as she polished her glasses . Susan had never given in to glasses before , but she had done so at last in order to be able to read the war news -- and not a dispatch got by her . `` Can you tell me , Miss Oliver , how to pronounce M-l-a-w-a and B-z-u-r-a and P-r-z-e-m-y-s-l ? '' `` That last is a conundrum which nobody seems to have solved yet , Susan . And I can make only a guess at the others . '' `` These foreign names are far from being decent , in my opinion , '' said disgusted Susan . `` I dare say the Austrians and Russians would think Saskatchewan and Musquodoboit about as bad , Susan , '' said Miss Oliver . `` The Serbians have done wonderfully of late . They have captured Belgrade . ''
`` And sent the Austrian creatures packing across the Danube with a flea in their ear , '' said XXXXX with a relish , as she settled down to examine a map of Eastern Europe , prodding each locality with the knitting needle to brand it on her memory .
Austrians B-z-u-r-a Belgian Belgrade George Musquodoboit P-r-z-e-m-y-s-l Saskatchewan Susan first