`` More cruel than ever . Do n't you see how I 'm pining away ? '' and Laurie gave his broad chest a sounding slap and heaved a melodramatic sigh . `` What 's the last joke ? Undo the bundle and see , Meg , '' said Beth , eying the knobby parcel with curiosity . `` It 's a useful thing to have in the house in case of fire or thieves , '' observed Laurie , as a watchman 's rattle appeared , amid the laughter of the girls . `` Any time when John is away and you get frightened , Mrs. Meg , just swing that out of the front window , and it will rouse the neighborhood in a jiffy . Nice thing , is n't it ? '' and Laurie gave them a sample of its powers that made them cover up their ears . `` There 's gratitude for you ! And speaking of gratitude reminds me to mention that you may thank Hannah for saving your wedding cake from destruction . I saw it going into your house as I came by , and if she had n't defended it manfully I 'd have had a pick at it , for it looked like a remarkably plummy one . '' `` I wonder if you will ever grow up , Laurie , '' said Meg in a matronly tone . `` I 'm doing my best , ma'am , but ca n't get much higher , I 'm afraid , as six feet is about all men can do in these degenerate days , '' responded the young gentleman , whose head was about level with the little chandelier . `` I suppose it would be profanation to eat anything in this spick-and-span bower , so as I 'm tremendously hungry , I propose an adjournment , '' he added presently . `` Mother and I are going to wait for John . There are some last things to settle , '' said Meg , bustling away . `` Beth and I are going over to Kitty Bryant 's to get more flowers for tomorrow , '' added Amy , tying a picturesque hat over her picturesque curls , and enjoying the effect as much as anybody . `` Come , Jo , do n't desert a fellow . I 'm in such a state of exhaustion I ca n't get home without help .
Do n't take off your apron , whatever you do , it 's peculiarly becoming , '' said Laurie , as XXXXX bestowed his especial aversion in her capacious pocket and offered her arm to support his feeble steps .
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