I do n't know what 's the matter with it ! ' the Queen said , in a melancholy voice . ` It 's out of temper , I think . I 've pinned it here , and I 've pinned it there , but there 's no pleasing it ! ' ` It CA N'T go straight , you know , if you pin it all on one side , ' Alice said , as she gently put it right for her ; ` and , dear me , what a state your hair is in ! ' ` The brush has got entangled in it ! ' the Queen said with a sigh . ` And I lost the comb yesterday . ' Alice carefully released the brush , and did her best to get the hair into order . ` Come , you look rather better now ! ' she said , after altering most of the pins . ` But really you should have a lady 's maid ! ' ` I 'm sure I 'll take you with pleasure ! ' the Queen said . ` Twopence a week , and jam every other day . ' Alice could n't help laughing , as she said , ' I do n't want you to hire ME -- and I do n't care for jam . ' ` It 's very good jam , ' said the Queen . ` Well , I do n't want any TO-DAY , at any rate . ' ` You could n't have it if you DID want it , ' the Queen said . ` The rule is , jam to-morrow and jam yesterday -- but never jam to-day . '
` It MUST come sometimes to `` jam to-day , '' ' XXXXX objected .
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