A cuckoo sat on a gate-post singing his broken June tune , ` cuckoo-cuk ' , while a busy kingfisher crossed from the mill-stream , to the brook which ran on the other side of the meadow . Everything else was a sort of thick , sleepy stillness smelling of meadow-sweet and dry grass . Their play went beautifully . Dan remembered all his parts -- Puck , Bottom , and the three Fairies -- and Una never forgot a word of Titania -- not even the difficult piece where she tells the Fairies how to feed Bottom with ` apricocks , green figs , and dewberries ' , and all the lines end in ` ies ' . They were both so pleased that they acted it three times over from beginning to end before they sat down in the unthistly centre of the Ring to eat eggs and Bath Olivers . This was when they heard a whistle among the alders on the bank , and they jumped . The bushes parted . In the very spot where Dan had stood as Puck they saw a small , brown , broad-shouldered , pointy-eared person with a snub nose , slanting blue eyes , and a grin that ran right across his freckled face . He shaded his forehead as though he were watching Quince , Snout , Bottom , and the others rehearsing Pyramus and Thisbe , and , in a voice as deep as Three Cows asking to be milked , he began : ` What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here , So near the cradle of our fairy Queen ? ' He stopped , hollowed one hand round his ear , and , with a wicked twinkle in his eye , went on : ` What , a play toward ? I 'll be auditor ; An actor , too , perhaps , if I see cause . ' The children looked and gasped . The small thing -- he was no taller than Dan 's shoulder -- stepped quietly into the Ring . ` I 'm rather out of practice , ' said he ; ` but that 's the way my part ought to be played . ' Still the children stared at him -- from his dark-blue cap , like a big columbine flower , to his bare , hairy feet . At last he laughed . ` Please do n't look like that . It is n't my fault . What else could you expect ? ' he said .
` We did n't expect any one , ' XXXXX answered , slowly .
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