stand aside everyone i take large steps one two one two we not only fought but we won too one two one two left right left right there s none of the enemy left right right left right right left halt hail miles gloriosus welcome to rome your bride awaits you my bride  my bride my bride i ve come to claim my bride come tenderly to crush her against my side let haste be made i cannot be delayed there are lands to conquer cities to loot and peoples to degrade look at those arms look at that chest look at them not to mention the rest even i am impressed my bride my bride come bring to me my bride my lust for her no longer can be denied convey the news i have no time to lose there are towns to plunder temples to burn and women to abuse look at that foot look at that heel mark the magnificent muscles of steel i am my ideal i miles gloriosus i slaughterer of thousands i oppressor of the meek subduer of the weak degrader of the greek destroyer of the turk must hurry back to work i miles gloriosus he miles gloriosus a man among men i paragon of virtue he paragon of virtue with sword and with pen i in war the most admired in wit the most inspired in love the most desired in dress the best displayed i am a parade look at those eyes cunning and keen look at the size of those thighs like a mighty machine those are the mightiest thighs that i ever have theen i mean my bride my bride inform my lucky bride the fabled arms of miles are open wide make haste make haste i have no time to waste there are shrines i should be sacking ribs i should be cracking eyes to gouge and booty to divide bring me my bride bring him his bride bring him his bride 