freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak my red nose the cause of all laughter around here i am just a goddamn chauffeur fucking santa he s laughing he won t do a thing choke on blood when you sing my name is rudolph i am the saddest reindeer alive but i m gonna take control i m taking over the north pole i might be smaller but i m the meanest reindeer alive until i exact revenge i m never saving christmas again red snow my red nose will light up the red snow smell the air there s a trace of blood in my blow there s another victim waiting for me hiding in the debris my name is rudolph i am the saddest reindeer alive but i m gonna take control i m taking over the north pole i might be smaller but i m the meanest reindeer alive until i exact revenge i m never saving christmas again no hope the misfits from the island are trained to kill on command the smell of blood excites them recall how they were condemned these toys all shapes and sizes devised clever disguises they ll infiltrate at midnight prepare yourselves for a fucking fight dasher dancer prancer and vixen comet cupid donner and blitzen feel my knife on your throat and i ll grin put a happy face under your chin rudolph s gonna make you suffer red snow red snow red snow red snow