yo yo jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east l a grab your coat you ll sleep in late it s just a white christmas i m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men you mean santa that boy s a bitch he caught my mom christmas evenin tried to give her kiss fo real he s no joke that guy don t play he tried to ride way more than a one horse sleigh laughing all the way but he s not laughing today jingle more than his bells even the elves with pay come christmas eve old nick s a gonner we ll be snacking on deer eatin blitzen and donor not a question of when not even a maybe have a drunk mrs clause saying jingling baby give a new meaning to ho ho ho shake that ass girl bump your booty in the snow so watch out santa you jolly old troll we ll be strippin that sleigh and leave you cold jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top chevrolet hey jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east l a grab your coat you ll sleep in late playing reindeer games hell yeah my friend grab rudolph s horns see how far they bend when his horns turn red his ass gets sent back out to the woods with his faggy elf friend no santa claus wouldn t list me as nice in fact could have me listed as naughty twice not cuz of the fight or the christmas gift hiest because of the nog i left on his wife it s time for old nick to move and retire or we roast his nuts on a bigass fire yes i m that bad yes i m that crued i mean your ass is huge lose weight for real dude all the cookies and milk simply quite sick i mean when s the last time you ve seen your dick i don t mean to throw a fit and i m not one to bitch but every year i get underwear socks and shit  jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a drop top chevrolet hey jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride from detroit to east l a grab your coat you ll sleep in late jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride in a cop drop chevrolet hey jingle bells jingle bells jingling all the way oh what fun it is to ride grab your coat you ll sleep in late