we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year we wish you the best day ever and hope all your christmas endeavors are super fun amazing and clever and that your new year s rocks too oh come tell me what cha doin all my relatives just zoomed in from mexico and jerusalem for the holidays both christmas trees and menorahs it can be confusing for us when we break into a chorus of ol and oy vey good missions i ll give to agents a through z carl get away from that punch bowl i m saving that for me sorry sir we wish you a perry christmas we wish you a perry christmas we wish you a perry christmas and a  platypus chatter new year this year seemed like it could not get worse we fought against the whole universe but good times with family were interspersed lets see what else comes i wish for a calculator slash hindi english translator to find a common denominator in both of my tongues good wedgies i ll give to all of you nerds that s how i say merry christmas i ain t good with words i wish you would let me rule you in evil i m going to school you i won t sugarcoat or fool you your new year s looks grim he swears that his new inator will force you to serve him later so why not just choose to cater to my every whim we wish your every endeavor makes this the best christmas ever and we re all so glad that we have never mentioned covid 19 well except now weve mentioned it oh great does this mean were gonna get demonetized we were never monetized in the first place just keep your mouth shut ahh song ends ahhh alright well that s the end you can go home now no really you don t need to continue listening god i don t even sound like this character i think it s all these lozenges ill be taking