it s tough for a loud mouth mug like me who all the time bellows like a bull to make with the words about the missus to be when what you think is an empty heart is full tomorrow when you say i do i ll die i m almost too ashamed to tell you why i love to cry at weddings how i love to cry at weddings i walk into a chapel and get happily hysterical both the ushers and attendants the family dependents i see them and i start to sniff have you an extra handkerchief and all through the service while the bride and groom look nervous tears of joy are streaming down my face i love to cry at weddings anybody s wedding any time any where any place i always weep at weddings i m a soggy creep at weddings ah what s as sweet and sloppy as oh promise me and all that jazz the man you rest your head with the man you share your bed with is married to you so you know he won t jump up and dress and blow  i could marry herman and be permanently sorry we would make a really lousy pair but gee i want a wedding any kind of wedding any time any place any where i love to cry at weddings how i love to cry at weddings i walk into a chapel and get happily hysterical the ushers and attendants the family dependents i see them and i start to sniff have you an extra handkerchief and all through the service while the bride and groom are nervous i drink champagne and sing sweet adeline i love to cry at weddings everybody s wedding just as long as it s not mine i love to cry at weddings anybody s wedding any time any where any place 