when i was a kid i used to fake sick luckily my mom and dad were pretty easy to trick i was biding my time until the house was all mine to do the one thing i really wanted to which was watching daytime tv while there s no one home to watch me i m hanging out with maury he s doing a paternity test are you the father well it s anybody s guess and with me jerry springer judge joe brown judge judy and a tv dinner i guess the best things in life come free like watching daytime tv when i was a kid the world was a mystery there were so many things that just didn t make sense to me and the way to find out what all the fuss was about and to satisfy my healthy curiosity was by watching daytime tv while there s no one home to watch me i m hanging out with maury he s doing a paternity test are you the father well it s anybody s guess and with me jerry springer judge joe brown judge judy and a tv dinner i guess the best things in life come free like watching daytime tv there s no one home to watch me there s no one home to stop me from hanging out with maury i m hanging out with genevieve there s no one home to watch me there s no one home to stop me from hanging out with maury i m hanging out