by dean friedman i m gonna find me a cave i m gonna shut myself in and not come out again i m gonna stay there til i rot in my grave and if someone comes a knocking i just won t let em in oh woman of mine you picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way now that i m out of my mind tell me how the hell i m ever gonna make it through another day well baby there s just no way i m gonna rob me a bank i m gonna get myself arrested and go to jail i ll spend the rest of my life in a tank and if someone tries to help me i ll refuse the bail oh woman of mine you picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way now that i m out of my mind tell me how the hell i m ever gonna make it through another day well baby there s just no way i m gonna go in my room i m gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed and like a caterpillar in a cocoon i m gonna hold my breath and make believe i m dead oh woman of mine you picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you re on your way now that i m out of my mind tell me how the hell i m ever gonna make it through another day well baby there s just no way