acting a fool because that s how i does it 99 problems can t think nothing of it and when i sing my song the girls they love it i think i m jimmy buffett i think i m jimmy buffett i m the first one on the beach last one to leave and i ve forgotten everything that i believed i might throw my blackberry in the sea and find a girl to put lotion on me i m the man and on the beach in my hand i got a john daly with a pinch of sand f work yo i m working on my tan we ain t going back baby girl i got a plan soon enough we ll be living in the movies i got big ideas that are bigger than your boobies poking out in that lil pink bikini my board shorts let the breeze hit my pee pee and i only got one worry if you can get a dui on a surrey beach cruiser basket on the front big banana seat that s how you stunt bunch of butt cheeks basking in the sun spill my whole drink pass another one first name tommy last name bahama the way i rock floral make a girl haha i m just gonna kick it straight hiya ya and if i gotta pee jumping in the aqua and she love it got a red bucket wiffle ball bat about to john krux it sleeping on my side feeling like a flounder this the only thing i got on my calendar getting shitty then go mini golfing wait i think i see a dolphin and i m just wasted away we could do this all day hey lil mami put some lotion on me wasting away we could do this all day all day ay ay ay ay ay ay 1