she likes to read i like tv she s checking out my good friend steve she likes a beer i like a shot her parents think i m selling pot she likes the boys in the band she rollerblades down the strand when i pinch her butt in public she complains the best years of my life washed down the i like to drive she wants to walk she caught me jacking in my sock i like to drink she likes to dance i m drunk again off come my pants she likes the boys in the band i dig the surf she likes the sand when i come home late she s got that look i m not talkin bout that jordache look for you i d do it just for you i d do it i would wash my car get a job odor eaters for my shoes for you i d do it for you for you i guess our eyes will never meet mark please put down the toilet seat she likes to kiss i d rather fuck all her friends think i m a schmuck she did the boys in the band i guess i ll be a single man i used to want to sleep in she d complain the best years of my life washed down the drain i ll wash my car get a job odor eaters for my shoes i ll recycle all my beer cans like i promised i would do i will cancel my subscriptions to juggs and beaver hunt just for you i ll do it just for you for you