within the town of sutter down there is a tavern tale you never do think you to take a small drink you of brannigan s special ale start seein things real funny and given half a chance start swirling around and you ll then tumble down and the mice on your head will all dance you ll see unicorns and dragons and a castle made of gold a feast of all feasts with fantastical beasts of the likes which you ve never been told you ll fly on a magic carpet on a purple sea you ll sail you can talk to the fish because you had the wish to drink brannigan s special ale you may be a rich and noble king in a castle great and grand you dare not go to sleep when you re counting the sheep of all the herds in the land the count is on a parchment which is stolen by a gale losing count is quite dread now you re losing your head all from brannigan s special ale you may be a powerful wizard and know every kind of spell you know all of the names of the demons in flames even those who would never dare tell a beautiful lady seeks your craft to make her skin more pale but your spell has gone wrong now her nose is too long all from brannigan s special ale perchance within this drunken dream you ll think yourself a knight whose been knocked off your horse but it s all in due course your opponent has won the fight she strips off all her armor removes her dress of mail try hard not to stare because you took the dare to drink brannigan s special ale i m telling you my young friends here s not that can avail you ll be lost forever that s why you should never drink brannigan s special ale 