foolish bride call me up beg to scratch her itch rich old man got the needle slipped and dropped a stitch name the time name the price leave your door unlocked i ll bring a toy guaranteed to put the spring in your shocks something for nothing well in and out it s never free something for nothing leave the money where it s easy easy to see gigolo sounds so cold call me teacher s pest twice a day double pay at my trade i m the best never late watch her watch seconds on the clock overtime break my back slip and fall in the crack something for nothing well in and out it s never free something for nothing leave the money where it s easy easy to see she plays the role of a roving matriarch diamond rings fancy things dubonnet on the rocks for a treat gave it free happy sixty three crazy days easy money i was just sixteen easy money for such a good deed  something for nothing ya in and out it s never free something for nothing satisfaction guaranteed something for nothing target practice in the dark something for nothing i m a crack shot on the mark and i love my work something nothing something nothing