let me paint you a picture or two just telling you what i d like to do get a twelve pack and sit on the beach and look at all the hookers i ll never meet there saying look at me look at me look at me look at me maybe i ll bleach my hair or grow it out long i ll buy a surfboard and lay out all day long i m the mammoth for you to nurture and i just want you to think you ll be screwing a surfer look at me look at me look at me look at me 