pimp the ho pimp that ho it s like a too hort raps been around a while i rocked to the beat and got my own style i m from the o city and i said it before i was born to mack call me playboy hort you wanna get freaky look at the time we could do the nasty but it s almost nine my show starts at ten i gots to go like the mack said homie pimp the ho check it out everybody if you got two ears turn your radio up short dog is here if the bass ain t kickin pick up the phone dial 911 tell em turn it on bumped a cute young tender in a tight red dress she had a soft booty and a real big chest she said i love you said it again at the motel freaked her and her friends like a too hort rap and everybody knows like the mack said homie pimp the hoes ain t no need in playin games none at all fakin like a giant when you re just too small no need to rush take your time to adjust to the changes in my rhyme to you rappers tonight s your night you all jump straight up on your mic screamin i m the best but let me see i make a lotta money could that be me he said hell no i m the king of the rap looked me in my eye and said deal with that i said hold on buddy don t talk that junk you drank two 40s now you must be drunk he said let s battle i said go like the mack said homie i pimped the ho all hail the king go straight to hell if your girlfriend s freakin on a freaky tale better play your rap and take mine off before the bitch gets wet and you re still soft no need to rush take your time to adjust to the changes in my rhyme i was on the turf cold chillin out when a sucker mc got hit in the mouth tryin to find out if he can hang with me the boy got hooked on the dope fiend beat i said bitch what are you smokin it ain t funny cool i ain t jokin you never should ve said i was fakin the place you wouldn t ve got socked straight in your face i m the coldest mc on a microphone now the sucker mcs just leave me alone they might suck on yours but they can t get mine like the mack said homie pimp all the time i m not talkin bout hookers in mini skirts when you pimp like me put your mind to work it s like 24 hoes better known as tracks when i grab that mic i spit these raps i start workin the hoes and it just don t stop it s goin on till the panties drop i m sir too hort like i said bitch can t leave don t give me head had a fresh young tender won t say her name it s the same old story ran the same old game she could blow more head than a whale blows water the girl won t stop once she gets started like the freak you married i had to get with her ain t no doubt short dog would get her i m a cold player i can t lie they call me playboy hort and i told you why i m a mack so get back i put my tape in the deck in my cadillac and as my rhyme goes on definitely i speak each word loud as can be i m the t double o and like i said if your girlfriend s freakin i accept all head scream out the combination and i open the lock plug in the mic jack and then rock that cock back to back like the oakland raiders in and out like your crossfaders makin people dance all over the floor lovin that rapper named sir too hort you got my bank little girl no time to act silly i m dynamite baby and my name ain t willy cold as hell hard to stop i spit these raps and rock your block hit the city talkin bout it s goin on and the next thing you know the whole nation s gone it s too hort on the mic and i m spittin mo raps than any rapper you like so all you suckers rappers you hate my beat all i gotta say is don t fuck with me my game is tight my bank is made you can hate big hort but i still get paid say i can t i say you can show respect little boy when you deal with a man i saw you laughin when you came in the place punk i start laughin when i spit in your face see i know how you feel i should be shot at dawn but i m a true mc i keep rockin on i won t say i m best won t declare i m bad i m just a rappin muthafucka with a hard ass rap too hort cold comin up say a rap homeboy get the mic out your butt be a man if you can cause it might get worse you ll be walking round town with a wig and a purse no tellin what s next i don t know like the mack said homie pimp the ho i ll be good to you you ll be good to me anything you want or anything you need i got my eye on you and i m into you i ll give you all my dough you just pimp that ho i m never draggin when i m rhymin cause i make a lotta money i jump into my car drop it if it s sunny doggin the freaks and all that shit long haired hoes with real big tits i m a eastside player oh yes i am grab the microphone and start makin grands i take a freak to her room not a hotel trick i cold chill out at the motel six i ll ride and i can t be found i m the hardest muthafucka rappin from this town my name is sir too hort and if you say so what i look you in your eye and wouldn t give a fuck i live a california lifestyle ain t no trip 8 years on the mic and ain t faked it yet so when you see me on stage i won t blow you a kiss i put my finger in the air and tell you just like this say bitch pimp the ho