i m dreamin of a white trash christmas we ll decorate the mobile home there ll be cousin s kissin and front teeth missin and you ll hear grandpa peein in the snow i m dreamin of a white trash christmas no christmas card from my ex wife i did get a subpoena though our family tree is leanin to the right and we ll all be playin poker christmas night spokenladies and gentlemen one of the three wise men on harmonica spokenlets pick out a few presents now we re going to celebrate another white trash christmas with mad dog wine and miller light and when our hound dog is howlin through the night he says may all your christmas be white spokenoh ah pay no attention to that all trespassers will be shot sign that don t apply to you santa nice rack on blitzen though