there s a fruitcake for everybody there s a fruitcake for everyone there are b sides to every story if you decide to have some fun take a bite it s alright there s some brandy and star margarine to make it bright take a bite it s alright a little lovin and some fruit to bake life is a piece of cake it s the season for being happy but the reason is dead and gone if the reason for being happy takes a backseat when the season s done just take a bite it s alright taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight take a bite it s alright a little lovin and some fruit to bake life is a piece of cake  everybody everywhere people do you really care christmas time has once again arrived everybody everywhere people do you really care christmas time has once again arrived mistletoe and a little snow but we don t get it there at fruitcake heights mistletoe and a little snow but we don t get it there at fruitcake heights stars are falling down from heaven but it s nowhere near our town miracles are falling down from heaven but it s nowhere near our town there s a fruitcake in everybody there s a fruitcake in everyone there are b sides to every story and that story has just begun just take a bite it s alright taste the taste that sent all mothers giggling in sheer delight take a bite it s alright a little lovin is riding all along she ran away from home