once upon a time in the l b c on the eastside off of 2 1 street there lived a young man cinderfella s his name to make it interesting it s me peep game i lived in a house with my cruel step dad and two step brothers who treated me bad i cooked i cleaned i scrubbed the floors and i was like an errand boy runnin to the stores my brothers they used to boast and brag we ve got fubu and you ve got rags and even worse than that to make me feel low they gave me a skateboard while they had low lows girls used to say snoop you re so cute but you gets no rap with that to up khaki suit welllll one day up the avenue there was a man surrounded by the dogg pound crew he said ah hear ye hear ye come one come all the princess is having a royal ball if you can rap also dress fresh you might win a date with the sweet princess well i um ran home when i heard the newsflash i bust through the door straight to my step dad i said step dad may i and before i could finish hell no he replied my brothers were goin they were gettin down even pops was goin for a piece of the crown they flaunted they haunted they knew what i wanted we can and you can t is what they taunted they all stood there laughin in my face and as they walked out they said clean up this place and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love well i shrugged i hissed they all tried to diss and i d get them back if i had one wish before i could make my thought a phrase there appeared a man from a puff of haze he said what s up dogg my name is herb i m your fairy doggfather you know it word now i ve came here with the main purpose of granting you your fondest wish i said herb my man just make me fresh and i m sure that i can handle all the rest with a snap of his fingers sparks began to shoot and i was jumpin in my body a slick silk suit on my feet was some white tube socks and a fresh pair of chucks from the foot lock i showed him my sack and don t you know with a snap the sack became some doe doe once again his hands began to flow then he changed my skateboard into a six fo he checked me over passed me the keys and said one more thing before you leave you must return before the stroke of twelve or you ll turn back into your old self  and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love i jumped in the low low and went on my way i got to the party bout ten i d say it was after eleven when i rocked the mic and by the time i left the stage the people were hyped the princess was starin while holdin a drank reflected from her eyes was gold tank she waved her hands like hello hi then gave another gesture like come here guy i left the stage girls came in flocks the bitch was swingin from the hard knocks i heard a sound not a tick nor tock gong first bell before twelve o clock no time to waste i broke out in haste the princess followed in a futile chase a quick steady pace is what i kept lost one of my chucks on one of those steps for the six fo i continued my stride about this time i heard gong five i was down the block when i heard gong eight and the princess screamed out wait wait wait wait and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love i was almost home when my luck ran out and there went my suit my doe sack and clout my fresh low low also went too and there was no denyin that my night was through the one all star the freshest thing i sported jumped on my board for home i skateboarded made it to my pad no time at all went to my room or better yet the far wall hid the shoe away still feelin pleased then jumped in my cot to catch some z s early the next mornin when i awoke i threw on me old slippers with me old housecoat slid into the front my family stared at me sayin wasn t that you nah it couldn t be they kept askin me if i did my chores my butt was saved by a knock at the door who is it that s what my brothers barked the princess this sweet voice remarked she said she was lookin for a certain man who could bring her the shoe like the one in her hand the family ran around with their heads in the air bringin her shoes from everywhere she just shook her head a nod of relief and said no that s not the one that i m lookin for chief i ran in the room and got my shoe and said is this the one you re referring to well she said yes and you re so cute but where s your doe doe and slick silk suit i put on the shoe then there came a flash of light and i was wearin shit from just last night looked out the window saw the six fo yelled to my family i ve got to go we drove up the avenue the princess and i and in back of me i heard my family cry and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love and i m the rapper doggy dogg you love 1