she s like look at this pollution man it s turning us to plastic we won t even have to wait for ai isn t that fantastic we re like the borg but more bored data but more lore oh emotions such a chore just command me like you re brain dead but breast fed megabytes straight from that mothership internet when my computer goes to sleep i guarantee it dreams of me nobody knows me better than my search history we share a special bond historys all logged wont forget me when im gone even though i can only type like 30 words a minute im high speed im testy im a blessing to the word processor with some real boy feelings oh please heres my pledge of allegiance to the kids i can already hear making fun of this i respect a good quip in fact im looking forward to reading it shes like look at this delusion man its turning us erratic weve lost all our sense of patience now its that just tragic to a modem spitting static a new language has plagued us yada yada yada shut up im trying to stream this imagine who wed be at the start of any other century yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah im high speed im testy im a blessing to the word processor with some real boy feelings oh please heres my pledge of allegiance to the kids i can already hear making fun of this i respect a good quip in fact im looking forward to reading it heres my pledge of allegiance to the kids i can already hear making fun of this i liked the older shit whatever happened to single mothers