i remember dj got a new speed boat it was 10 years old but he swore it float so we met at the shoe branch boat ramp parkin lot with three cases full of bootleg beer a boogie board and not an ounce of fear down where the water was cool and the girls were hot and we cruised by the sandbar where all the babes were hangin out matt said let s all moon em so we pulled our swimsuits down we were too young to know better too crazy to care too dumb to consider we weren t the reason all the girls were there so sure we were headed for the perfect summer night we were just three stooges on the fourth of july pulled dj around the lake so long that his arms got tired and he couldn t hold on slid into a boat dock broke a rib when we fished him out he was bout in tears so we slapped his back and we gave him a beer he said it hurts overtime i take a sip i said let s go find some women so we drove up to saunder s pass then the motor spit and sputtered and the boat ran out of gas too young to know better too crazy to care too dumb to consider we weren t the reason all the girls were there so sure we were headed for the perfect summer night we were just three stooges on the fourth of july by the time we got her paddled back to shore they were shootin fireworks off the baytown wharf we were burnt and broke and all our heads were sore but we were ready for more too young to know better too crazy to care too dumb to consider we weren t the reason all the girls were there so sure we were headed for the perfect summer night we were just three stooges on the fourth of july  three stooges on the fourth of july