the only way to kill a zombie is to cut off his head a virus that infected the whole world and brought back the dead werewolves howling oooo at the moon with a bite on your neck you can bet you ll be one real soon and you better believe it s true they re coming for you i was abducted by a ufo said they re people from the future and there s so much that you need to know sasquatch hiding outside of my room i saw him through my window and i know that he saw me too and you better believe it s true they re coming for you i m like a dictionary for the extraordinary i need a hit of fiction to feed my myth addiction they re coming for you 