well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real good at least she does to me she don t wear no fancy clothes when we go out to eat i like beer and onion rings and betting on the game i asked her to marry me and she belched out my name chorus ya other guys like trophy wives with tiny little waists they ll buy them yachts and caviar to suit their champagne taste me i like em husky with an appetite for life i thank god for giving me my bowling trophy wife well she makes her own bubbles in her bubble bath that just makes me proud she ll dance around the house in her birthday suit with music way too loud she likes merle haggard and she likes george jones and a little bit of patsy cline she ll grab my butt in the grocery store when we re standing in the checkout line man i m in ove with my bowling trophy wife