who did you call when you got in trouble cause those six jello shots had you seeing double who kept you out of jail who who changed your grade on the math computer cause you needed to show off to that recruiter who got you into yale who whos known you better than anyone since you were eleven bringing up the past trying to get me to forgive hoping i might let you off the hook thatll never happen for as long as you live so keep waiting and waiting and waiting who beat the crap out of eli levi cause he sat on your chest and he called you heavy who got the teasing to end who did you treat like a little brother cause he looked up to you like there was no other who did you call your best friend at birthday parties that werent much fun who was your best seven minutes in heaven come on now jenny think back we were once best friends we used to hang out smoke pot in dads mercedes benz so we committed crimes man they were such good times remember you were my first kiss  oh this is just great thats not so easy to dismiss marty you were only eight and i stuck pasta up your nose stop it your favorite spaghettios who taught you spin the bottle who played seidel to your model who cheers you up when you re blue come on say it who popped wheelies with your upit who was angel to my buffy whos the biggest nut you ever knew it s gotta be no other heat between us two it s you know you know you know you know who