guess who s back back in black wait wait don t tell me i know this one umm that jackass cracker with the half assed rap oh that half crap a few months back i caught his unfunny act in fact i asked for my money back i heard he had a heart attack trapped under an avalanche strapped into an ambulance and crashed into a cadillac i head he cracked his back and had a cast and that was that but zack says he s back so where is he at i m in the back of the dive bar my stars brightening like lightning and tight like mylar on fire like the pilot light stove and if i drove batman would bum a ride in my car and tonight i m feeling inspired i arrive kinda fried now i m wildly wired i m admired by fryers and liars sighers and buyers who won t retire expire oo my now i m tired everybody is working for the weekend and when it comes hit the pub suds drink em in keep drinking till you see the ceiling spinning and no blinking no thinking no sinking feeling and that s where you ll find me sitting alone on my own playing tetris on my cellular phone downloading tones and downing corones dropping bones in the box so i can rock the ramones alright it s friday night and i might find a nice little sight where i can write by the light of a miller light sign and i m so alive i like the that s right it s on tonight but i m hunting for a little hole in which i might dive and with that we reach the end of the first verse should have heard the one i wrote first it was much worse it was all about a nurse full of curse words would have been funny had laughing gas been dispersed what ever happened to that kid that sat in the back writing raps on napkins well he s backing next to thee while you re trying to find sex high on ecstasy and he still scribbles rhymes co prescribed in his mind describing the times when he was feeling fine killing time with a pint or nine sometimes wine but never drops a dime on a drink with a lime you might find him boring got no time for him ignore him hit the dance floor and if he isnt playing pool then he s taking your stool at the bar so he isn t quite as far from the pouring and he s never making much of a scene but he s a pinball wizard on the touch machine hes got half naked ladies on the photo hunt screen youll never touch his high score know what i mean have you ever seen this man at all maybe the bathroom stall he stands about that tall hes twitching like a kitten hittin adderall if you see him sing and ring him hell be glad that you called were gonna dive dive down down into the brink were goin down down dive dive to get a drink were gonna dive dive down down were gonna sink into a dive dive down down wow how you like me now one chorus down how did the performance of it sound i guess i must ve said that out loud because some clown turned around and frowned just now where was i fuzzy wuzzy wasn t funny was he was he i ll take that out that wasn t funny how bout a bit about money guts and honey thats under chapter number one in crappy raps for dummies oh no you know that i won t go down that old trap for those who rap in slow mo so oh there i go wait where was i going with this i dont know oh yea girl that pussy s fine and i wait was that last line really in my rhyme here let me rewind right like in feline cuz im a catman batman swear that it was innocent just a little synonym i didn t mean to be explicit and it isnt just dicken tryna kill a minute quit with the spinnin in the middle and a zim a nin time is a wastin and i might do a shot and chase a grammar rhyme pitching facin half the pages im erasin step outside and now im pacin bracing for the self of facing now the second chorus is so close that i can taste it were gonna dive dive down down into the brink were goin down down dive dive to get a drink were gonna dive dive down down were gonna sink into a dive dive down down thats where the bass drops thats where the game stops often takes 8 cops to support your tent props try to find a good bar oh no thats too far with the fella in the yellow car at the bottom here we are i got one last verse one last chance to pass a handful of words past and get you to dance while i fight my urges to laugh at your pants if by chance that happens man thats only happen stance so shake it grab your leg and take it twist it twirl it girl just brake it make it look like you dont fake it mix it grease it weigh it bake it and who cares who looking when your cooking with your crooked little book a nooken they might see little bit of stirdle in the middle of your chin le nipple shine that light back into the eyes of all the guys besides with ties and lice and thats when i ll gather up my racks and pay my tab and might slip out the back alright it s friday night and i might find a nice little sight where i can write by the light of a miller light sign and i m so alive i like the that s right it s on tonight but i m hunting for a little hole in which i might dive x2 were gonna dive dive down down into the brink were goin down down dive dive to get a drink were gonna dive dive down down were gonna sink into a dive dive down down thanks alot everybody boo s me at once 