your average knight in armor he s utterly the pits his ego s so humungous his helmet barely fits he wears two tons of padding and thinks he s quite the man he s nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal can a jackass in a can there s nothing worser than some high and mighty jackass in a can my master hasn t had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years i got him cravin it now i gave him two months without it he said it didn t taste right so what about your knight is he as bad as ours uh yeah sure there s all that fame and glory the smell though not so great and then those big long lances  yeah to overcompensate the glamor and swagger yeah i m not really a fan he s quite a major dillweed in a fancy metal can a dillweed in a can there s nothing lamer than a condescending dillweed in a can and who does all the planning yeah and who does all the work true who gets no vacation not one pay raise not one perk good point whose third rate insurance comes without a dental plan your average humble squire and not the meathead in the can that jerkface in a can there s nothing sadder than some over muscled chauvinistic self indulgent egotistic stingy prissy narcississy jackass in a can oh my god that s me