brett is in the bathtub making soup for the ambassadors and i am in the hallway singing to the troubadours and the kings are all lined up outside the gate and the autumn bell is ringing but they ll just have to wait where is the joker have you seen him around with his three coned cap that he wears like a crown have you seen his striped stockings and heard his sad tales about the kids under the carpet and the purple humpbacked whale here come the ambassadors they show up one by one brett is tasting all the soup to see if it is done and wendy s on the windowsill waiting to be let in and we re all in the bathtub now making bathtub gin and the kings storm the hallway they ve climbed up through the gate they didn t mean to be impolite but they just couldn t wait here comes the joker with his silly grin he carries a martini made of bathtub gin here comes the joker we all must laugh cause we re all in this together and we love to take a bath 1