hamster 1 did you hear that hamster 2 hey everybody santa s here hamster 3 aw there ain t no santa claus hamster 2 there is too hamsters he s here red ho ho ho merry christmas boys hamster 1 aw shit it s red peters red c mon you swinging hamsters get over here we re gonna sing us a happy christmas song hamster 3 oh no not another corny stupid song hamster 2 yeah no way man hamster 1 yeah you tell him raleigh red get over here and sing or i ll wring your little necks hamsters okay okay red grab your nuts hamsters gather round with me forget about all that teasin we re breaking out the holly and aluminum tree cause it s that jolly season i know you ve been naughty but have you been nice that s only santa s business he s making his list and he s checking it twice all holy shit it s christmas hamsters santa comes just once a year just like you red that s what we hear he s got a soft spot for reindeer especially rudolph s derierre red hey knock it off fellas it s a holiday go on give santa a big kiss you can play hide the hamster on the one horse sleigh all holy shit it s christmas red hey what happened to my lyric sheet anyone seen my hamster 1 heck we don t need no lyric sheets red we know our parts by heart right fellas hamster 3 yeah sure i know my part godfried hamster 2 yeah me too red well that s great guys i love christmas songs hamster 1 santa tried reaching up the neighbor s blouse after drinking all the egg nog hamster 2 camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two squashing off a yule log hamster 3 he wandered in his undies all over the house but we minded our own business hamsters til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube all holy shit it s christmas red santa comes just once a year up the chimney he ll disappear hamsters keep on the lookout for mr gere hamster deliveries in the rear red gimme those roastnuts chestin on an open fire santa s tongue stuck to the doorknob what his balls got fondled by a caroling choir while the parson gave him a hand what the sleigh came down and took him away the whole damn crowd was dismissed all cause it s a time to be jolly and a time to be gay holy shit it s christmas holy shit it s christmas holy shit it s christmas 