i ve got a pair of shoes half as expensive and twice as cool my feet are firmly held in place without the aid of a shoelace it takes me three seconds to put them on you re on your first shoe i m already gone one side is fuzzy one side is prickly separately useless but together so sticky zippers and buttons are both inequated welcome to the future velcro s been here waiting if i could travel back in time my velcro shoes would blow their minds hearing the rip they d think my shoes were destroyed then i d refasten and they d all be overjoyed i would be elected as the mayor velcro would be worn by nba players one side is fuzzy one side is prickly separately useless but together so sticky more convenient than a nailgun safer than thumbtacks i m completely stuck on velcro cause velcro s where it s at it s velcro velcro velcro 