i wake up in my race car bed tame the puff that s on my head my feet are cold as they hit the floor i don t think i m home anymore john shouts hank i don t mean to scare ya but i think that we woke up in nerdfighteria settle down now clear the area then look out the window cuz i don t know what it is that i can see this place is like the internet but it s all in 3d there s no place that i d rather be then living here with my nerdy friends making videos happily on nerdfighteria island dressing up like i did in high school taking sexy photographs talking bout women who like men and giraffes who like giraffes let s go down to nerdfighteria city where the roads are paved with peeps and everyone is so witty and there are no perverted creeps cuz i don t know what it is that i can see this place is like the internet but it s all in 3d there s nothing that i d rather eat than foods that perfectly blend god i love smoothies made of meat on nerdfighteria island there s certain rules you should obey like don t ever ftba and now i come to think of it let s take that world suck down a bit we don t care one iota about winner south dakota now that we have our awesome island with awesome seas and awesome awesome but i don t know what it is that i can see this place is like the internet but it s all in 3d there s no place that i d rather be then living here with my nerdy friends making videos happily on nerdfighteria island