i m not the damsel in distress i m not your girlfriend or the frightened princess i m not a little bird who needs your help to fly nope i m the bad guy all these former villains that you see each of them with shaking knees has knelt before me so i m not your teammate or your partner in crime what am i boys oh it s magic to watch a planet shrivel up and die oh it s thrilling to be a villain i destroy their hopes and then i watch them cry cause i m the bad guy actually i m not the bad guy i m just a bit surprising it s not worth losing sleep it s not worth analyzing there was a time not so long ago at all i wished just like you can you hear my call oh ain t it fantastic i see something i blast it and let me tell you why i always had a weakness for barenness and bleakness i crush all your hopes and then i watch you cry  see i find this business rather fun i don t want your assistance or your adulation i ll vaporize your galaxy and bid you bye bye why come on guess cause you re the bad guy well girl ha ha ha ha ha ha