i wouldn t be so alone if they knew my name in every home kevin spacey would call on the phone but i d be too busy come back to the old five and dime cameron diaz give me a sign i d make you smile all the time your conversation would compliment mine i will talk and hollywood will listen see them bow at my every word mr spielberg look just what you re missing doesn t that seem a little absurd bow at my every word buy up the rights to my book live on a ranch from what the box office took i ll go and visit the set they ll call me their saviour all the peoples will scorn celebrity lives on the moon but i ll be back home in june to promote the sequel i will talk and hollywood will listen see them bow at my every word mr spielberg look just what you re missing doesn t that seem a little absurd bow at my every word