tonight i plan on reading a little story sit back relax and listen to my story i thought that you should know what kind of man i am tonight you can refer to me as sam i am a little dr suess should get you in the mood lay under them covers let me tuck you in don t forget that night light i m ready to begin would you like it on a plane would you like it on a train take you to a distant land wake up to green eggs and ham i would eat it on the spot whatever it takes to make you hot i can please you yes i can that s why they call me sam i am sam i am that s why they call me sam i am sam i am oh stop me now if you have heard this version cause if you have i ll put another verse in page one i ma turn it when you ready page two i m gon need you to open up that dr suess should get you in the mood lay under them covers let me tuck you in don t forget that night light i m ready to begin would you like it on a plane would you like it on a train take you to a distant land wake up to green eggs and ham i would eat it on the spot whatever it takes to make you hot i can please you yes i can that s why they call me sam i am sam i am that s why they call me sam i am sam i am  i would do it anywhere girl on the kitchen table or the stairs i don t care anywhere baby let me take you there girl l i swear i don t care we can do it anywhere would you like it on a plane would you like it on a train take you to a distant land wake up to green eggs and ham i would eat it on the spot whatever it takes to make you hot i can please you yes i can that s why they call me sam i am sam i am that s why they call me sam i am sam i am sam meet me at the kitchen girl would you like it on a plane would you like it on a train take you to a distant land wake up to green eggs and ham i m sam green eggs and ham oh