d m c rock for you fresh for all you sucker mc s perpetratin a fraud your rhymes are cold wack and keep the crowd cold lost you re the kind of guy that girl ignored i m drivin caddy you fixin a ford my name is joseph simmons but my middle name s lord and when i m rockin on the mic you should all applaud because we re we rock from the floor up to the ceilin we groove it it has been proven we calmed the seven seas because our music is soothin we create it and often demonstrate it we ll diss a sucker mc make the other suckers hate it we re rising and often hypnotizing we always tell the truth and then we never slip no lies in no curls peasy head and still get paid jam master cut the record up and down and cross fade because the rhymes i say sharp as a nail witty as can be and not for sale always funky fresh could never be stale took a test to become an mc and didn t fail i couldn t wait to demonstrate all the super def rhymes that i create i m a wizard of a word that s what you heard and anything else is quite absurd i m the master of a mic that s what i say and if i didn t say that you d say it anyway bust into the party come in the place see the first things come the music in your face girls on the wall some on the floor with the dj named jay with the cuts galore so listen to this because it can t be missed and you can t leave til you re dismissed you can do anything that you want to but you can t leave until we re through so relax your body and your mind and listen to us say this rhyme hey you might think that you have waited long enough til the rhyme was stated but if it were a test it would be graded with a grade that s not debated nothing too deep and nothing dense and all our rhymes make a lot of sense  so move your butt to the cut run amuk you re not in a rut each and everybody out there we got the notion we want to see y all all in motion just shake wiggle jump up and down move your body to the funky sound side to side back and forth we re the two mc s and we re gonna go off stand in place walk or run tap your feet you ll be on the one just snap your fingers and clap your hands our dj s better than all these bands huh it s the movement of your body when you re inside a party tryin to do a dance just like everybody you keep the pep in your step inside of your heart is where it s kept it s the movement of your feet when you hear a def beat sounding so sweet harmony is so neat it s the movement of the head when a rhyme is said that i rock the living dead i get you out your bed it s the movement of you arms to a beat that s charred we re checkin and respectin cause it s never hard it s the movement of your jock when he rocks the block he ll jock the def beat all around the block it s the movement of the table when it starts to spin round and round and back again huh ha huh ha huh ha ha yah we got all the lines and all the rhymes we don t drop dimes and we don t do crimes we bake a little cake with duncan hines and never wear the vest they call the calvin kleins cause calvin klein s no friend of mine don t want nobody s name on my behind lee on my legs sneakers on my feet d by my side and jay with the beat part two tee the hollis crew crew crew buh buh buh buh butter love now cool t now hah l ha l my my man jam mast er is in his place to be re remember you don t stop kickin it and you don t stop rrrrrrrrrock d dot d dot rock the spot stick em and you don t stop hah stick em run rocks it well we welle well a with the clientele krush groove young ladies in the place we we we re we we re we re we we re we re we we re in the hottest space another another star r rock don t stop hah homeboys live now we re talkin autographs autographs and autographs fly girls in the place in the place homeboys hollis crew 