well there women in the city that make me feel shitty and there s some that make me pack a wad but the ones that are fine oh will never be mine they won t even give me the time of day 1st chorus i ain t got no money i ain t got no home i gotta find me a bim to live with tonight 2nd chorus sport n a woody when you re walkin by sport n a woody when you re titties fly sport n a woody rippin my fly sport n a woody till the day i die yeah well my woody gets big when you re takin a swig and your drink s makin you loosen up starts a talkin to me well look down and you ll see what the hell i been talkin about 1st chorus 2nd chorus don t know what i m gonna do can t stop lookin at you cause you re sure lookin nice to me well i wish you were sedated so i could at least penetrate you for an hour maybe three yeah i can t go downtown much all the working girl butts ya know they really make my woody happy but in the night clubs and such and all the corner sluts might just make my waistband go snappy sport n a woody sport n a woody sport n a woody sport n a woody sport n a woody for the rest of my life i ll be 2nd chorus