i don t want to be a pioneer a singer sings a sad song when he s sad but honey all these years i ve been upset i ve slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry now i don t need to reinvent the wheel a singer needs to feel like he s been had it s all so sad its all so sad oh broke oh beat oh twisted feet and so on and so forth so don t steal don t lie just tie your tie and go on go forth go on go forth sing la de da de da de da de da de da de de da so hell i thought i knew why i was here to find myself a girl who makes me sad but i went looking round and all i found was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword so how am i supposed to bring us down to think that i got used to being sad and sometimes down and always blue and did i mention sad  oh broke oh beat oh twisted feet and so on and so forth so don t steal don t lie just tie your tie and go on go forth go on go forth oh broke oh beat oh twisted feet and so on and so forth so don t steal don t lie just tie your tie and go on go forth go on go forth just go