two alright due to a miracle marketing strategy beyond the realms of reasonable possibility it is announced simultaneously on radio dat compact disc and tv that john paul george and ringo they re going to be reforming as the beatles in 1993 and things skip into action immediately george buys the film rights in a flurry of activity and paul says they re not going to play japan ringo cancels his five year chat show plan and john who was never the quiet one john stays silent for the time being and the world sings when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america its gonna be sponsored by private issue ringo s credit card when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america  and lawyers start to draw up large contracts involving sponsorship t shirt deals and michael jackson they re interviewed on live tv about management deals and corporate policy who s gonna be the new manager of the beatles the new manager s gonna be robert shapiro and johnny cochrane and george says he s not even even gonna play unless they bring the maharishi well the fab four are interviewed on live tv but for some reason theyre just the fab three with a cardboard cutout of john wearing a very strange smile with no shoes on which starts a libelous john is dead rumour which rolling stone reveals is just hype for the tour the world sings when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america sponsored by pizza hutcrust first when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america well the who the stones debbie gibson and diana ross record a supergroup single at very great cost but it s so hard to make the charts cause everyone s taken the new beatles to heart from the time of the announcement of the gig to the gig on che stadium every record on the top forty on both sides of the atlantic for three whole years is written by lennon and mccartney except something that s the only one by george harrison anybody can remember finally they get into the studioguess what they re gonna be co produced by george martin and jeff lynne and ringo s disappointed to find that no one needs him anymore except for the vibe because he s now been sampled you can download it off your computer yeah george gets monty python in to do some vocals and linda takes a lot of photos for a book that gets sold out before she even thought of putting it out and john who was never the quiet one makes all his press contributions from his old songs in tune in time but with a new backing track recorded behind him when they ask him how it s been in the studio he says well it s been a hard day s night no one understands him but he always was the cryptic one when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america and finally the record hits the shelves and it s called the beatlefrom ourselves and for anyone who didn t realize or know it sounded a lot like elo or elp or fyc or xtc or rem or bto or pil or ymo but it didn t sound much like psi didn t sound much like p s i love you and the day before the big gig at che the rumour goes round people are saying that theyre not going to play that the whole things been a big insurance scam to get the apple reissues selling again very cynical but suddenly were over in the stadium we re live on mtv bbc cnn not anymore actually now it d be a pay per view and wolf blitzer s there and bernard shaw is there for cnn he s going i m under the table at che stadium and the lights go down and the and the screaming stops and suddenly you can hear a pin drop yeah suddenly they re there all four of them and i get scared as they go into i saw her standing there they crash through the best set in the world and they encore with the whole of sergeant pepper s in order and they re gods and i m in heaven the beatles have reunited but on the very last chord of a day in the life the beatles are beamed off into outer space into a waiting spaceship folks which takes them to a better place a place where reunions are not expected of anybody not even the eagles thank god and this is my dream i bought it i bought the product and now i m happy you can believe what you like but it happened thats all folks it ll probably happen again and sadly when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america they re gonna be supported by the velvet underground when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america one more time for mtv yeah when the beatles hit america when the beatles hit america thank you i should put that on an album one day i guess 