my dad had a beard cause my dad wasn t shit and when he died i decided i would grow one just like it i grew it large and i grew it long i grew it thick and i grew it strong then i had to get a job but at the job interview they told me i d have to shave the beard that i had just grew they said we have a no beard policy i said you can t do this to me i said i won t shave i won t do what you say i won t shave i m not gonna shave my beard away i won t listen to what you say i dont need your welfare don t need your pay this beard is mine and this beard stays i said this beard stays so i went to central lake thought i d get me some welfare but the lady at the counter didn t like my facial hair she said you ll have to shave first sir so i stood up and yelled this at her i won t shave i won t do what you say i won t shave i m not gonna shave my beard away i won t listen to what you say i dont need your welfare don t need your pay this beard is mine and this beard stays so i wandered far from home travelling across the land and i spread my bearded message singing in my novelty band so if you re bearded and you re proud sing with us and sing it loud we ll all sing we won t shave we won t do what you say we won t shave we re not gonna shave our beards away we ve got beards and that s okay you re not a real father anyway these beards are ours and these beards stay and this beard stays these beards stay these beards stay beards