hey dude yeah bro so uh i ve got something i need to get off my chest ya do hey dude we ve been best friends for a really long time now yeah dude and there s something i need you to know okay remember that time we were surfing and i almost drowned and you dragged me to the beach and performed cpr well no homo but that s the day i fell in love with you no homo but that s the day i knew you were mine looking into your eyes made me realize that no homo but your lips touching mine changed my life bro are you sayin what i think you re sayin uhh yeah i think so well then uh yeah dude i totally get what you re saying ya do and i ve been waitin to tell you for so long ya feel the same way too remember that time at disney world when i ate that giant turkey leg yes i started choking until you came along yeah i came no homo but that s the day i fell in love with you we re so not gay no homo that s the day i knew we were right your body pressed into mine somehow didn t cross the line why would it have no homo but that day changed my life the outside world might see us as gay but bro we swear we re not we re just two bros chillin out and i think you re really hot and i think you re really awesome what ahh uhh snuggling with you under the covers no homo spooning with you just like we re lovers no homo our lips touching for a minute or two but no homo it s okay with me if it s okay with you it totally is no homo but let s find an apartment together no homo let s save money by sharing a bed looking into your eyes made me realize that i love you more than you could ever know my bro no homo4