well my freshman year had an awesome r a i had the best r a in the world i wish you was with me all my 4 years his name is arnold baldwin we had this r a arnold baldwin he s this big tall skinny black guy and he talked exactly like chris rock we loved him because he didn t give a crap about us he didn t care he s like i m your r a resident assistant resident assistant i m not the resident councilor i m not the resident mother i don t need to know everything your friends throwing up in the bathroom i don t need to know everybody throws up he s lucky he made it to the bathroom just give him a tic tac and a pillow and leave him alone leave him alone i don t need to know your suite mate is smokin crack i dont need to know just tell him to exhale through a empty toilet paper roll stuffed with dryer sheets make it smell like the mountain spring freshness of crack i don t need to know i don t need to know if you gotta 40 ounce beer ball keg playing beer pong flip cup century club got some zoomy zoomy going on i don t need to know cause i don t care your girlfriend broke up with you i don t care your roommate is a pain on the ass i don t care you made a booty call 4 in the morning and she got a friend i care remember me 