there was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile he found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile he bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse and they all lived together in the little crooked house there was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile he found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile he bought a crooked cat which caught a crooked mouse and they all lived together in the little crooked house