i wanna see your number 1 lowest common denominator yeah you re so hot you re so hot you re so hot you re so hot on the outside i m a good boy let me inside cause i m full of joy i don t wanna shock you but i m an electric eel yeah how s that make your denominator feel think i ll surprise her i can always depend on my great equalizer yeah i wanna grind and grind and grind and grind i kissed you once but will i kiss you again be certain with sex and you ll always have friends your glands wanna freak your hands wanna speak and your mind slips away at the peak time stops the light goes on a thundering head and no body washed up and woke up on the beach seaside breakfast a tender egg on white sand legs long and tan without a break even to the neck suddenly simultaneously an eclipse and a snowfall flakes melt instantly on the shoulders like wet silver burning little holes all the way to the marrow puckered flesh like avocado sags into a green pool all the birds leave turquoise ruts across the velveeta sky it s time to scream  i wanna be your number 1 lowest common denominator 