everywhere i look it seems like everybody s pairing off i m staring at the pairs like they were tits on lara croft even all the dogs i see are clicking so terrific picking out their favorite puppy s ass to sniff and stickin with it all the faker single ladies twerkin to beyonc every single one of em is somebody s fiance you never spilled your guts you wanted to yell your say wait a couple years and try again when they re divorcees all the gentlemen are trynna get the pussy wanna make that pelvis scream but when i hit it and i quit it then it never really helps my self esteem we want some tonsil hockey but we got hecka cocky overfished the ocean so we re running low on tekka maki sushi douchey dudes are saying do me but we re doomed we run away from keepers and go creepin on the goons most men and women full of crap need a laxative want the ass when i m waxin it uncle sam how i m taxin it do a backflip and try to land in it then abandon it pretty soon we re back to 1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4 i dont believe in the one 1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4 theres no such thing as the one wonderland is where i ll find an alice who is radical but i m drunk on facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole checkin on my ex and soon i m creepin on her lover and when the picture buffers i see her new boyfriend s buffer than me got those upper pecs his fuckin v neck couldn t cover my dick is pretty lonely but my nuts still got each other i suffer suffer from a habit yes i m an addict but someone else is out there it s just simple mathematics there s over 7 billion mothafuckas on the planet and 4 billion of us are of legal age that s 2 billion ladies 4 billion tittays and i bet a couple of em aren t engaged and i get it you ve been looking for the one but they been running trynna hide like kony and you re gonna find em if you re getting back into the saddle baby ride that pony and if you never get over that early lover then it sucks for you gotta admit that it s difficult to be watching her with him but everybody want a love that s true i m waiting batin patiently yo i m a catch i m losing my head playing musical beds and looking for the one that match 1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4 i dont believe in the one 1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4 theres no such thing as the one19