bring on the tequila oh on fire on tequila oh my friends and i meet hours before we make some home made pizza we do some funny bits back and forth my knees buckle i laugh so hard we might end three sheets to wind and who knows where we ll wind up all i know is theres a car waiting and well figure that out after i have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school weve known each other for the longest time she has trouble with her dance so to speak she can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she s excited she doesnt do it so much anymore cause were all on to her bring on the tequila oh on fire on tequila oh hostess most on tequila oh bestest friends on tequila oh then theres my other pretty friend from high school the predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her and now i ve reeled it in itll be interesting to see how much shes done as well then theres my friend from chicago god do i love all people from chicago all ready to light up the barbecue and be harping on debauchery bring on the tequila oh on fire on tequila oh hostess most on tequila oh bestest friends on tequila oh then theres my canadian friend what a fabulous mom shes become shes been tortured in this sense for the last many of months for obvious reasons she was like hey where was this part of you when i wasnt pregnant i laughed and did a shot in her honor as i conversed with her belly  bring on the tequila oh on fire on tequila oh hostess most on tequila oh bestest friends on tequila oh then theres my cupid friend she sure knows how to dress that one shes a wise and worldly girl but you gotta watch that medication my favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on it im not worried about her ill coast around the room while i trust shell temper my brother came to visit me and now hes used to hanging with me and cracking up but he had no idea about my built up tolerance no idea about how manipulative ive become i would surreptitiously put it in front of him without him asking in a pretty little shot glass his smirk and cackle would only egg me on bring on the tequila oh on fire on tequila oh hostess most on tequila oh bestest friends on tequila oh