a u come outside i m fed up with you looking like the cat who got the cooking i said a u you and me outside you ve got the kind of face the face of a git and i really want to hit it i said a u you and me outside coz i ve been watching you chatting up all the girls and i m fed up with you and i ve drunk enough someone s gonna get a slap tonight someone s gonna get whacked tonight someone s gonna get a smack tonight from me and it s gonna be you a u you look like a poof how loud do i shout it tell me what you re gonna do about it a u you and me outside you re a bloke who s heading for one a real fist magnet if ever i saw one a u you and me outside i saw you kiss that girl over in the corner it s not jealousy it s just you and me you ve got too much dosh you re everything i hate you talk all posh you make me so irate you re so cock sure you re a liability i told you before it s not jealousy it s not jealously it s just you and me 