you and i were meant to be even though you don t know me i don t even know your name and do you think that you know mine you were lonely i was bored i may be more than you can afford but i m sure we ll meet halfway and i ve got this crazy feeling you ve been trying to get to me when all you have to do is calmly call me call me basic service sixty bucks i ll deal the hand you try your luck a pair gets me a week in rent and a straight gets even more i m no good at playing cards i hold my dates in high regard pay up front and ye shall receive love is never in between if it isn t one thing then it s always something else i don t even know what i mean i thought that it was nothing now i can t find nothing else oh you can t hide but at least you tried to call me call me calmly call me are you ashamed of what you ve done all we did was have some fun i won t judge and i won t tell and i ll forget you when you ve gone i pity all you working stiffs living wondering what if what if someday i was free 