it seems like i m surrounded everywhere i go every fuckin town every fuckin show i dedicate this song to everyone i know cuz its not always what you do but sometimes what you don t chorus everywhere you go everyone you know everyone you see everyone you meet assholes assholes always talkin shit and causing fuckin hassles someone s gotta tell you you re a fuckin asshole what cha gonna do when the fuckin axe falls someone s gonna tell you you re a fuckin asshole it seems like i m surrounded everywhere i go every fuckin town every fuckin show i dedicate this song to everyone i know cuz its not always what you do but sometimes what you don t everyone is guilty thats my philosophy the ignorant and unaware in glee and apathy the disrespectful selfish fucks that are proud to be everyone in between just like you and me get the fuck out of my way you deserve a punch in the face why am i full of hate you need to ask everyone from my town boston mass is full of fuckin assholes chorus