epic rap battles of history james bond versus austin powers begin ive beefed with le chiffre and no and blofeld with the cheek scar but they were not as crooked and rotten as your teeth are ill go balls to the walther on this whack twat in an ascot blast shots atcha like gas from the back slot of a fat scot permission from the crown to put a scoundrel down ive earned it im licenced to kill you couldnt get a learners permit after twenty four films im still reaching new heights your third movie died guess you only live twice spell my name the ladies wanna b on d any sex appeal you might have is beyond me im bespoke from my head to my toe and after this flow im done i only need one round gunshot golden gun you look a lot more blonde in your movie baby that s alright let s just keep it groovy baby basil exposition told me this would be boring but jesus man even my mojo s snoring i ve never seen such a miserable spy i ve also never seen a man with glistening thighs i mean you can t shag properly with that waxed tush birds flock to the musk of my chest bush i hypnotize you with a little strip tease and then judo chop i m swinging on you like the sixties you re defenseless my rhymes can t be deflected you re like all the sex i ve ever had unprotected people want a hero with a little personality no one wants to sit through your gritty reality maybe q can craft some new plot lines you ve made thunderball two bloody times i m one of a kind you re always getting remade you can t touch me double oh behave ugh can t believe i m wasting my time with this clown i should be on an island with a fucking model by now sipping dry martinis and peeling off bikinis not rapping against swedish penis pumping weenies  yeah that s not mine i didn t say i was finished i m sick of your silly gimmicks i m the best spy in the business just ask all the critics i ve been through hell so yeah i m a bit of a cynic but i m the original model that your frilly ass mimics its the most prominent dominant bomb spy so pay homage handing out ass whippings im on some real james bondage your performance doesnt stir me and im certainly not shaken if i wanted shitty acting in my action film id go and watch taken i see your modern gadgets and i piss on them all i dont need a q to break your balls im the granddad of the brand millions of fans have been sold on youre so far up on my nuts i should call you bond gold bond yeah um could i get back in my rap please slap rap these you velvety hack jeez its the movie business and youve had your six the world has had quite enough rug wearing misogynists yeah to be honest you are a bit rapey i mean i like to swing but dr no means no baby oh please im an extraordinary gentlemen i m distinguished if they made a mini me theyd have to cast peter dinklage well maybe they should cast a bond whos actually english slap why pussy arent you the cunning linguist as a matter of fact ive got a knack for licking old cunts after i beat you ill kick the shit out of the man who does your stunts now you listen here you little duck faced runt im all in im ready to die any day that you want who won whos next you you decide epic rap battles of history 8