slammed the door as you walked out the driveway said you re leavin and i knew you were gone and i knew this time there ws no chance in hell in talkin you into ever comin home so i reach down and i pick up the phone and i call my designated lover the one i know i can depend on she never lets me down and she don t cost too much and all i ever owe her is for an hour of love she s not an old friend or acquaintance she s just someone that i met in this bar and i never knew i would grow this fond of her til the first time that you left me and i ran across her card she s got to be a feelin of my heart she s my designated lover the one i know i can depend on she never lets me down and she don t cost too much and all i ever owe her is for an hour of love she s my designated lover the one i know i can depend on she never lets me down and she don t cost too much and all i ever owe her is for an hour of love and all i ever owe her is for an hour of love yeah