how do i get through to a girl like you workin at the pretzel station at the mall yeah yeah beautiful lips like strawberry quik i saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick you won t check me out cause i work in the back at the radioshack i won t be surprised if you don t call me tonight cause i m lamer than lame uncool in every single way but your boyfriend makes you want to cry don t you think it s time you tried a different kind of guy how can i even make you understand when i m wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no saw you on the bus laughin with your pretty friends i was in back with the retarded kids tried to say hello at the high school dance then i wet my pants i won t be surprised if you don t call me tonight cause i m lamer than lame uncool in every single way but your boyfriend makes you want to cry don t you think it s time you tried a different kind of guy we could be happy i could be the one you re looking for i could get a haircut and i d give up the video games no need to explain why you didn t know my name cause i m lamer than lame uncool in every single way but your boyfriend makes me want to cry don t you think it s time you tried a different kind of guy lamer lamer wohohohoho