a little lady standing next to me isn t she a pretty thing i m the one that put that ring on her left hand another fellow can tip his hat and i m as gentle as a pussycat but let it go much further than that and he s a dead man cause that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side the politician on my t v says he s only lookin out for me he says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run but every year he gives himself a raise with a chunk of every buck i make now he s talkin like he wants to take my shotgun that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side ain t lookin for no trouble don t wanna start no fight don t want more than i got commin i only wanna do what s right just treat me like i treat you and we ll get along just fine but mister take one step across that line and that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side i like van halen and i like george jones charlie daniels and the rolling stones bocephus when he rocks n rolls still kills me there oughta be a law against cowboy rap and all that boy band crap a little sissy in a cowboy hat ain t country no but that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side yea that s a real good way to get on my bad side that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side that s a good way that s a real good way that s a good way to get on my bad side