i can t think of anything that s dumber to a grouch christmas is a bummer beaming faces everywhere happiness is in the air i m telling you it isn t fair i hate christmas people loaded with good will giving presents what a thrill that slushy nonsense makes me ill i hate christmas i d rather have a holiday like normal grouches do instead of getting presents they take presents back from you heh heh here comes santa girls and boys so who needs that big red noise i ll tell him where to put his toys i hate christmas and if you want the truth i ain t so crazy about thanksgiving or labor day either christmas carols to be sung decorations to be hung oh yeah well i stick out my tongue i hate christmas christmas bells play loud and strong hurts my ears all that ding dong besides it goes on much too long i hate christmas i d rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash with a lot less cheerful smiling and a lot more dirty trash yeah christmas day is almost here when it s over then i cheer i m glad it s only once a year i hate christmas 