ivy s got a boyfriend problem ivy s got a creep me i m working overtime working on a novel in my sleep tell it to the jury baby tell it to your mom well i think it s a whodunit oh but i don t know who done it well it may be an alarm clock but it just might be a bomb nobody wants me but the law and i ll lay it down yeah i ll lay it down hands across the watermelon waiting on the rain what i ve got to offer is academic i ain t selling goodbye close the screen door see you later go away nobody wants me but the law and i ll lay it down yeah i ll lay it down for you yeah i ll lay it down i keep turning up the wedding present you re too tired to turn me down well you re probably gonna tell me that this sounds a little adolescent counting me there s one point three million lonely people in this town nobody wants me but the law and i ll lay it down yeah i ll lay it down for you yeah i ll lay it down for you yeah i ll lay it down for you yeah i ll lay it down