there was adam happy as a man could be til eve got him messin with that ol apple tree ain t that just like a woman ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman they ll do it every time lot took his wife down to the corner store for a malted she wouldn t mind her business boy did she get salted ain t that just like a woman ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman they ll do it every time samson thought delilah was on the square til one night she clipped him for all his hair ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman ain t that just like a woman they ll do it every time hey from our history books we have learned that nero fiddled while rome was burning ain t that just like a woman ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman they ll do it every time marie antoinette met them hungry cats at the gate they were crying for bread she said let them eat cake ain t that just like a woman ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman they ll do it every time you buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side no matter what you do she s never satisfied ain t that just like a woman ain t that just like a woman yes that s just like a woman they ll do it every time