this hotel room gotta lotta stuff a laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone with a light that goes on when i ain t home i ain t home i ain t home you better leave a message cause i ain t home they got an air conditioner for when i m hot a radiator for when i m not two big chairs sittin side by side with a holy bible and a tv guide tv guide tv guide great god almighty it s a tv guide they ve gotta second story view from curb to curb a sign that says please don t disturb a monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice a chest of drawers and a mirror that lies a mirror that lies a mirror that lies that can t be me and it s a mirror that lies they got a room service menu for food and drink a porcelain throne and an aluminum sink two big pillows to rest my head magic fingers on a king size bed put in a quarter and turn out the light magic fingers make ya feel alright feel alright feel alright magic fingers make you feel alright this hotel here s all right with me and they pay the postage if you lose the key this hotel room s gotta lot of stuff but i do believe i ve had enough i called my baby said don t you pout i m packin my bags and i m checkin out just as soon as you hang up at the telephone stick a candle in the window i m comin home i m comin home comin home stick a candle in the window i m comin home whoa comin home comin home stick a candle in the window i m comin home