did you hear what happened last saturday night while dancin and drinkin we all got half tight this sweet thing named sharmon was a dancin with me when up stepped her boy friend and he hollered at me please don t squeeze my sharmon don t hold her so tight you d best keep my warning it s my last one tonight she s soft and she s gentle and as sweet as can be and if sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me along about midnight i was feeling no pain and me and miss sharmon were dancin again then hank and big harlan got into a fight and i heard someone holler as out went the lights please don t squeeze my sharmon and if sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me