to prove we re not barbarians they dress us up like savages to prove we re not barbarians we wear a funny skirt to prove we re not barbarians they dress us up like savages to prove we re not barbarians we wear a funny skirt western people funny western people funny western people funny of that there is no doubt they feel so sentimental about the oriental they always try to turn us inside down and upside out upside out and inside down to bruise and pinch our little toes our feet are cramped in leather shoes they d break if we had brittle toes but now they only hurt to bruise and pinch our little toes our feet are cramped in leather shoes they d break if we had brittle toes but now they only hurt  western people funny western people funny western people funny too funny to be true they think they civilize us whenever they advise us to learn to make the same mistake that they are making too they think they civilize us whenever they advise us to learn to make the same mistake that they are making too they make quite a few