life used to be so normal before the zombies came i went to work i checked out girls i played video games but then one day i met a guy who tryed to bite my face i asked him why he did it and all he could say was brains i d rather stay a human after all we are alive we like the taste of soda and we are able to drive zombies dont do anything but stumble all around sorry zombie but ill have to turn your offer down no brains for you you say you wanna bite me you say im appatizing but no brains for you i turn on the tv and see the city is a mess everyone is afraid that this invasion is the end theres no need fear after all we can defeat them were together we have weapons stand your ground and beat them no brains for you you say you wanna bite me you say im appatizing but no brains no brains for you you might be a douchebag you might be a waiter you might work in a office or a professional gamer the world is depending on you to defend them from the dead take a baseball bat and wack them crazies zombies in the head zombies in the head no brains for you you say you wanna bite me you say im appatizing you say you wanna bite me you say im appatizing but noooo brains noooo brains for you 
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