im being watched by a duck and with a little bit of luck i can move away and never fear again i saw his beak he made a smirk then he dunked his head to lurk and turned my blood to ice within my veins i would migrate north if you could guarantee that there are no ducks in the arctic sea their waddling gives me anxiety whenever they re following me i m afraid of a duck i m afraid of a duck i m afraid of duck i m afraid of a duck you dirty cloaca go back to your flock of paddling revolting floating freeloading poultry quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack here they come i think im marked every time im at the park a miscreant comes to steal my bread drop your things and run for the car cause if you dont make it that far theyll feast upon your fallen corpse instead  there is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake staring me down until i finally break a flap of their wings gives me a panic attack and i don t have the strength to fight back i m afraid of a duck i m afraid of a duck i m afraid of a duck i m afraid of a duck you think that it s funny just wait till they re coming don t you know birds of a feather murder together he s watching me he s watching me he s watching me he s watching me shh im afraid of that duck im afraid of that other duck im afraid of the flock and all my friends think i should see a quack but im not cool with that claiming ducks are all innocent they re not little pieces of shit they bit me when i was a kid ruined my fucking life i could have been president look at me now i m in this stupid band i m not crazy you see look they hunt in a flying v and it s pointed at me my worst nightmare descends upon oh god help me oh help me ah ducks everywhere shit ah ah no no no no what do you think doc do you think i m crazy well it sounds like you got a classic case of anatidaephobia which is a fear of being watched by ducks i recommend that you go to the store buy many loaves of bread and feed the ducks feed all the ducks feed the ducks that s your advice feed them who gave you your degree i attended the university of quack where i got my masters in quack i moved on to quack then no quack no no no no not again not again ow ow ow there is no god 