i just hate stupid people they should have to wear signs that just say i m stupid that way you wouldn t rely on them would you you wouldn t ask them anything it would be like excuse me oops never mind i didn t see your sign it s like before my wife and i moved from texas to california our house was full of boxes and there was a u haul truck in our driveway my friend comes over and says hey you moving nope we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week just to see how many boxes it takes here s your sign why can t they get the picture why don t they understand we re not dealing with the planet of apes we re talking about the modern man so you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds here s your sign here s your sign a couple of months ago i went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled his boat into the dock i lifted up this big ol stringer of bass this idiot on the dock goes hey yall catch all them fish nope talked em into giving up here s your sign i was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and i went up to him and i said hey we don t hit he looked up at me like here s your sign dad why can t they get the picture why don t they understand we re not dealing with the planet of apes we re talking about the modern man so you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds here s your sign here s your sign i was watching one of those animal shows on the discovery channel there was a guy inventing a shark bite suit there s only one way to test that alright jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good they want you to jump into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you well allright hold my sign i don t wanna loose it why can t they get the picture why don t they understand we re not dealing with the planet of apes we re talking about the modern man so you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds here s your sign here s your sign last time i was home i was driving around i had a flat tire i pulled my truck into one of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks at my truck looks at me i swear to god he went tire go flat i couldn t resist i said nope no i was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me here s your sign why can t they get the picture why don t they understand we re not dealing with the planet of apes we re talking about the modern man so you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds people with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds here s your sign we were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the house drove the car around for about 45 minutes we get back to the house he gets out of the car reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe then goes damn thats hot see if he d been wearing his sign i could have stopped him
['clean comedy', 'comedy', 'comic']