twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for a wombat i can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend here comes the darkest end christmas is here its about nights extend into the overdraft to scrape out what is left at the end of the year turn back to the future off ive seen it before maybe every year and more its great but not again whats that burning whats that burning my mum shrieks down while shes touching up her brow for when the family arrive and the red wine plummets down and we should all be in our beds but its right wing versus left til the wings fall off out heads and is this christmas is this christmas is this christmas my dear is this christmas is this christmas whatever happened to that festive cheer can you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend here comes our darkest end christmas is here and the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feet though it never really snows its more like horizontal sleet and is this christmas is this christmas is this christmas my dear is this christmas is this christmas whatever happened to that festive cheer dont you just love christmas everybody loves christmas everybody loves christmas everybody loves everybody loves everyone its christmas 