ooh i like this toy watch it go uw wait gunshots we re sorry the person you are calling is dead i was like six i used to get dissed by the chicks and everyone would chase me and hit me with bricks and rocks and sticks and calling me names and fill my lunchbox with frog brains ew when i left school it was much iller my daddy was a serial killer and how about that he always made me sit in the back with all his dead bodies on my lap move when i got home enough of the static hammer and tools and up to the attic never knew any other girls or boys only my toys toys toys bang clang hammer and twist nobody knows i exist and i m pissed but i won t be mentally scarred instead i make toys toys of the graveyard monday ring of the bell it s all about show and tell might as well show all these bastards just what i got yo check out my toy box nothing feels better than a good hardy har har right boys and girls we got dead bodies everywhere you look all the nerds sittin up front got cooked others start screaming and making a dash so i start handing out toys fast at last you like slinkies we got slinkies only mine like to wrap around your face and stretch twist kazoom and whip your body all over the fuckin room so come one at a time open your gift and what you will find is a toy my friend that you ll never forget it s not everyday that you get your skull split you like soldiers we got soldiers made with rubber and steel they look real but i wouldn t just toss em under your bed that s how you get an axe to the forehead oh and don t let em sit around all day come home and find you mom dead in the hallway cause they can be nifty all the toys are shifty hehe in my toy box  woowee that sure sounds like fun that s not a toy hey wait a minute don t fuck around homie you can lose an eye with it that s my double blade razor whip chop jimmy and it s mine mother fucker so gimme gimme you want toys you come to the right place try my little toy mutilating mental case wind him up let him go among all of ya then bang serial slaughterer your turn reach in and get lucky oh look he pulled out a rubber ducky squeak squeak it make a funny sound man then bang blew the fingers off his fuckin hand won t stop class ain t done yet i remember you calling me poindext bookworm brainy my aggravation went into these little creations reach in you might find something wicked wicked scary chop bang pickadairy off with your head a robot with a sword and now he s looking at me but what for w wait a wait a minute i made you get them not me w wait a minute motherfucker oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this record oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this record oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this record oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this record oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh i love this tell me why why do feel like you should still be together with lisa sure c come on man our relationship ain t all weak and shit you know i mean i mean just because she s dead we should just break up or somethin fuck that tommy tommy tommy listen to me she s dead man you gotta move on so what so she s dead does that make you fresher than her i didn t say that i don t think so so she don t talk as much and she really don t move around a lot she s still fresh she s still fun to be around y yeah you re just prejudiced huh you re prejudiced against dead people huh oh man you really are one sick bastard tommy yeah fook oof what fook oof what the fuck is that what does that mean it means fook oof man you fuckin lost it yeah fuck off 3