anything you can do i can do better than you can do i can do we can do i can do much much better than you anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you no you can t yes i can no you can t yes i can no you can t yes i can yes i can anything you can be i can be greater sooner or later i m greater than you no you re not yes i am no you re not yes i am no you re not yes i am yes i am i can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow we can do most anything can you bake a pie no well neither can i anything you can sing i can sing louder i can sing anything louder than you no you can t yes i can no you can t sure i can no you can t yes i can he sings pretty loud i m superior no you re inferior i m the big attraction oh no you are the small i m the major one oh no you re the minor one i can beat you at anything and that s not all anything you can buy i can buy cheaper i can buy anything cheaper than you fifty cents forty cents thirty cents twenty cents no you can t yes i can yes i can anything you can dig i can dig deeper i can dig anything deeper than you thirty feet forty feet fifty feet oh go to diggin kid oh i m so tired i can drink my liquor faster than a flicker i can do it quicker and get even sicker i can live on bread and cheese and only on that yep so can a rat any note you can reach i can go higher i can sing anything higher than you no you can t yes i can no you can t yes i can oh pick up your tonsils i m sorry anyone you can lick i can lick faster i can lick anyone faster than you with your fist with my feet with your feet with an ax call me a cab kid anything you can do i can do better i can do anything better than you no you can t yes we can no you can t yes we can no you can t yes we can yes we can