uh high school driver s ed i dawg and a dizzle teachin people about drivin and stuff yeah we gettin extra credit for this one jump in my bomb diggity car let s do this yeah first make sure that you buckle up your seatbelt cause if you don t and get in a reck you will be killed your body will be in pieces and look all icky your blood will be all over the place and it will be real sticky when a cop pulls you over for speeding just start peeing f f for the time being he ll think that your crazy and run away or he ll give you a ticket make your mom pay if you pass your test you re gonna drive a car and drive it round town like a superstar we could go to the mall or laser tag we can drive with no hands but we ain t gonna brag if you pass the test you re gonna drive a car if you get a lotta gas you can go real far to the gym your work out on your pecs so all the ladies can gives you lots of sex i went to compton some muggers tried to jack me they pulled out a gun a a and tried to cap me you should always carry a weapon in your car like a bat a stapler a towel or a metal bar a girl once sent me boobie shots i liked it a lots until i hit a mailbox i drove off the road lookin at a breast and that s how i failed my first driving test if you pass your test you re gonna drive a car and drive it round town like a superstar we could go to the mall or laser tag we can drive with no hands but we ain t gonna brag if you pass the test you re gonna drive a car if you get a lotta gas you can go real far to the gym your work out on your pecs so all the ladies can gives you lots of sex  don t you ever flippin try to ghostride your whip cuz you just might trip yeah have a nip slip uh flip on your hip bit the tip of a chip take a road trip and skinny dip on a cruise ship always look both ways on the street unless you wanna get beat by a car it ll run you over and drag your body real far then no one will like you just like jar jar so that s how you drive an automobile that s all you need to know so grab the wheel quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom because driving yourself is the bomb driver s ed bitch 