one bourbon one scotch and one beer one bourbon one scotch and one beer i said hey mister bartender come here i want another drink and i want it now my girl she gone she been gone two night i ain t seen the girl since night before last wanna get drunk get her off my mind one bourbon one scotch one beer and then i sit there drinkin gettin stoned yeah yeah after a while i looked down the bar at the bartender i said hey whadda ya want one bourbon one scotch one beer well that girl she gone gone two night i haven t seen the girl since night before last i wanna get drunk get her off of my mind one bourbon one scotch one beer and i sat there gettin stoned mellow feelin so good so good i looked down the bar at the bartender i said hey hey whadda ya want one bourbon one scotch one beer well that girl she gone she gone two night i haven t seen the girl since night before last i wanna get drunk get her off of my mind one bourbon one scotch one beer then i sit there drinkin after a while i lose my head i looked on the wall at the clock on the wall by that time it was quarter to two last call for alcohol i looked down the bar at the bartender i said hey whadda ya want one bourbon one scotch and one beer songwriter rudy toombs5