flying in the car looking like a star just like a galaxy go so hard like a callus be uh burning more things than calories kid i see you homie i see you working huh barstaloan you feel me you see me right i got bars kid that s what i do kid word thats whats up man kid hold up you heard of chris webby though barstaloan chris webby man i aint worried about chris webby man i told you im the illest out here in ct im not worried bout no motherfucking ninja turtles fuck a mario man this motherfucker looks like motherfucking rob dyrdek and shit fuck that dude kid funny story hes here right now barstaloan oh word like here at this party kid ayo web barstaloan nah nah nah its cool kid web barstaloan yo chill chill chill chill kid come check this dude out this dude is crazy barstaloan yo man barstaloan thats my name introduce me as barstaloan please kid fuck outta here ayo web yo get your hands off that bitch webby what barstaloan yo hes busy man just leave him alone c mon man webby fucking fine alright listen baby you just stay right there for like 5 minutes i swear to god ill be right back what do you want what the fuck is up kid this dude is talking mad shit show him what the fuck time it is webby alright yo kenny kenny barstaloan who the fuck is kenny webby get over here real quick man we need a beat box man kenny right now webby cmere man just come over here man kenny alright alright im coming webby ayo everybody keep it down for a second barstaloan no no no keep partying yall keep going webby gotta do a little rap thing ya know you ready barstaloan no kenny im ready barstaloan what the fuck is that yo its chris webby at this party and shit motherfucker wants me to rap im about to open an abortion clinic right next to your local church and go to narcotics anonymous hustling coke and percs im just trying to piss you off i really hope it works go berzerk i got a dirty mouth ill never hold a curse jerking off until my motherfucking shoulder hurts even if she vegan she gon swallow when my boner squirts help an older lady across the road hey can i hold your purse then kick her in front of a moving bus oh no shes hurt shit im pretty sure shes dead but you can check yourself while i run her wallet and spend all the money at taco bell anyone this deranged should surely be locked in jail im on the grind but off the rails like an eric koston fail i hit it rapid fire try to pull out of a vaginal cavity but busted while i was half inside her then i woke up in the morning and had a reminder that she s getting plan b for breakfast with an apple cider someone pass the lighter i need some weed to breathe in hes a demon dirty mind sneaky heathen i dont need a reason im creeping up like sex offenders with binoculars on a beach in bikini season you wont see me leaving im running through that stomp you to death then throw my nikes back on the shoe rack huh ima do that why bother tryna bleach the blood stains out somebody told me orange is the new black so i scrub my white t til it turns the color copper and use some tide detergent and throw it up in the washer i swear that i m crazy though shit you can ask my doctor psych im off my rocker like an active grandfather motherfucker webby your turn bro barstaloan i actually gotta save my voice for my open mic tomorrow bro kid oh man get this coward out of here please please get this coward out of here webby oh yeah thats cool bro seriously who wants to get back to drinking 4