alright kids are you ready for me i know i look good but there s always room for improvement all i want for christmas is my liposuction i want some lipo honey i want you to put it all over my body all i want for christmas is my cheek implants and my chin implant and lets see my butt should be risen some parts are fake some parts are plastic some even say that i m a phony but i ve dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain t no bologna sooo all i want for christmas is my nose fixed up hey i want a nose job rhinoplasty all i want for christmas is my teeth capped i want my teeth capped and throw in an eye job while your at it oh yeah honey you know this is a day of shame look at these thighs honey gravity is a bitch tell me about it but baby i got my secret weapon and whats that girl park avenue plastic surgeon all i want for christmas is my ribs removed i want my ribs removed i want i don t need em no more all i want for christmas is my cheek implants throw in a derma peel while your at it doctor doctor hurry please your needed here on the double all the other queens there jealous of me and there mens gonna be in trouble all i want for christmas is my face lifted i want my face lifted i want my face snatched all i want for christmas is my face snatched so i can be oh so marvelous ohhhh honey i could use it all over my body nahhh i ain t got nothing against it honey i ve been sucked plucked sinched pinched pulled snatched baby i have had every procedure done and as long as there s a doctor on park avenue i ll be looking good ohhhh yeah honey i m looking good hun let me tell you something miss pauls gon be fresh fresh as a daisy some parts are fake some parts are plastic some even say that i m a phony but i ve dipped into the fountain of youth and that ain t no bologna all i want for christmas is my breast implants i want my breast implants baby i want my breast implants all i want for christmas is my tummy tucked so i can look real purrrty ok so michelle do you remember your first christmas at home oh really what what what toys did you get do you remember well a lot of um toys with batteries and um i remember taking them into the back of the car and playing with them for hours and my mom come knocking on the door and said what s all that buzzin 