when i hang around my house i do it theatrically is somebody watching me hey oh its you you scared the crap outta me why are you filming me dont you know i hate it when you sneak up on me like that i was just about to crack you in the head with this bat so now im gonna read a book and give you a dirty look just let me read my book i like to dress up like a fabulous clown do you like my hair up or does it look better down when its emo like this i look japanese i look like zoolander now hey why are you filming me im using the lavatory im doing a number three hey by the way did you pay the cable bill it was on the windowsill youre hot but youre dumber than a shoe im singing about a dude but they won t let me show the dude because parents were outraged when i was on the amas but they seemed to be okay with lady gagas vajayjay its totally cool when two chicks to make out everyone is amused i just put my crotch in my dancers face and it got on the news that doesnt make sense to me oww i just hit my knee why are you filming me stop laughing at me why are you filming me 