ladies and gentlemen live from the peppermint lounge the cramps well here comes the one that you ve been dreaming of i m the most exalted potentate of love i got a mojo hand and it fits like a glove i ll be comin round the mountain to get your love i m the most exalted potentate of love yes i m the celebrated hottentot of twat make a hole look out make way for the big shot i m a thank you dear my turtle dove ride the range up to your love we ll a have big fun on the bayou son of a gun mad you call me mad i who have the secret of eternal love you call me mad well i m the most exalted potentate the most exalted potentate the most exalted potentate of love yeah i can teach you how to read the book of life but you can just look at the pictures if you like i m a thank you dear my turtle dove ride the range up to your love we ll a have big fun on the bayou son of a gun