the other night i was walking down the street i was getting kinda hungry i decided to get me something to eat now i passed up all the chain franchise joints on hamburger row and stopped at a little greasy spoon place i always eat at called eat sit and gulp get you one of the greasy hamburgers all peppered up lay you up in the hospital for ten days so i ordered me up a couple of those grease bombs waitress brought em over lifted up the bun checked em out damn no ketchup so i nudged the guy sitting next to me at the counter i said hey partner how about passing the ketchup over suddenly this little bitty green hand holding a ketchup bottle came into view and i freaked cause the guy sitting next to me was a martian now in twenty eight years of eating hamburgers i ain t never run into no martian not at 2 30 in the morning and certainly not at a fine scarfing establishment like eat well he was sitting over there with a bunch of colored sticks on his plate and i looked over at him and i said what you eating there boy crayons he said why no they re martian cigarettes here try one well bout half hour later he looked over at me and smiled them ol martians ain t got but two teeth in their head and he said how do you feel and i said weeeeeeell i feel so good yeah i do gonna boogie wow til the break of day meanwhile back at eat s i was stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill thinking i said how come out of all the places you could have landed you ended up here he said well according to my lunar space map this town here is supposed to be the boogie capital of the u s a so i asked him i said now where else you been boy and he told me he said i ve rocked em over and i ve rocked em down rocked em in the country i ve rocked em in town rock n roll memphis on up to maine woke up a lady and she asked my name told her the name was on ten of my shirts told her rocking chair martian don t have to work yeah i feel so good yeah yeah gonna boogie martian boogie