gwar i bring forth the portal potty coming to feed on the shit from your bodies your turds have more power than mere human feces let s use its great power to recover the pieces hey hey jackass yeah you you got to love me so good baby yeah yeah you can depend on me depending on if my water s on if my pipe s unglogged ahhh if you re water logged baby i am the hole i am your toilet bowl i ll suck your soul baby just pay just pay my shitty toll ahhhh coated in shit it gives all you desire mystical doorway swirling in mire we ll use the plunger if blockage won t budge it s a door through the plane of fudge so many times i have found you still i always piss on the ground now i know that i can use you i m gonna stop fuckin around if you need shit baby i got shit on that you can depend i ll pump your stump you fucking hump my crappy crap caked friend the portal potty a gift from the gods let us pay it tribute and bury our wads i think we know what it s all about jiggle the handle watch something jump out i am a woman and i have my needs you can never really know just when i ll start to bleed you need my egg i need your seed but pray at the altar  the toilet must feed yeah i ll bring ya some suckers for a killing spree just keep that fucking tampon away from me baby take in this world it s so beautiful filthy humans you re all so full of it that which you can t stand you can t understand speak the mystic words and bring forth a turd you turn around into it and turn over to me cross the river leave the abyss give the seat of the toilet a kiss each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words well jiggle the handle and call forth a turd yeah here it comes baby i m dropping my load i ain t just on it i am the commode ahhh the power of the toilet must never be abused he must be plunged he must be sponged or carnage could ensue if a dead sheep was to clog him who knows what could arrive maybe it ll bring the master wouldn t that be a surprise 