it s friday and everything is great and my stupid friends got a dumb idea gonna go down to the lake and we don t care about the stories we ve heard and we re too damn dumb to realize that we re never going to return and soon enough we re gonna meet voorhees we might as well write it on our heads come and kill us please hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake hohoho hohoho hohoho we got everything that we need let s go skinny dipping drink some beer and don t forget the weed and have your brain at the door cause where we re going you won t even need it anymore and soon enough we re gonna meet voorhees we might as well write it on our heads come and kill us please hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake we couldn t have planned it better if we tried we got nothing to lose but our lives t a and an early grave well sigh me up now jason s here in the nick of time to fuck us all up hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake hey you don t be late till death do us party right here on crystal lake