hurry hurry hurry step right up and you will see on display a collection of some of the strangest specimens ever gathered together both live and preserved you will see the incredible jello jack the boneless boy and herman the human mole you ll see wanda the worm woman and mickey the mumbling midget with his secret from far beyond the realm of human understanding there s also benny bouncing benny the bump who can t wait to show you the eerie and shapeless mass which he hides beneath his hirt and shows only when he does his famous dance the bouncing bump so step this way folks come on in you know you can t resist come in and make your mundane lives look like the kiss of bliss everyone comes to the freak show to laugh at the freaks and the geeks everyone comes to the freak show but nobody laughs when they leave once a man exploded just before he went to sleep when his wife awoke she found some fragments of his feet she wondered what had happened but there was no mouth to say or lips to kiss or even any tears to wipe away she went to see a priest and asked if death could be much worse than knowing what was left of love would fit inside her purse hurry hurry right this way to the most disturbing collection of human oddities i m tex your host and guide 