if you re a long way from home can t sleep at night grab your telephone somethin just ain t right that s evil evil is goin on wrong i am warnin you brother you better watch your happy home well long way from home and can t sleep at all you know another mule is kickin in your stall that s evil evil is goin on wrong i am warnin you brother you better watch your happy home you better catch him cause somethin wrong in your home well if you call her on the telephone and she answers awful slow grab the first train smokin if you have to hobo that s evil evil is goin on wrong i am warnin you brother you better watch your happy home if you make it to your house knock on the front door run round to the back you ll catch him just before he go that s evil evil is goin on i am warnin you brother you better watch your happy home