hello did you miss me i know i m hard to resist y all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this it s hard to be humble when you re so fucking big did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig i m gonna milk it till i turn it into cheese tell your babes in arms and oap s come take a piece of me if you drop me i ll fall to pieces on you if you don t see me i don t exist it s nice to meet you now let me go and wash my hands cause you just met the world s most handsome man the world s most handsome man y all know who i am i m still the boy next door that s if you re lord litchfield and roger moore have i gone up in the world or has the world gone down on me i m the one who put the brits in celebrity give in and love it what s the point in hating me you can t argue with popularity well you could but you d be wrong  if you drop me i ll fall to pieces on you if you don t need me i don t exist you voted for me now let me see a show of hands here before you stands can you make me laugh and sign this autograph though it s not for me flip a grin shake a thing name a shame then i m out of here it s not very complicated i m just young and overrated please don t drop me i ll fall to pieces on you if you don t see me i don t exist it s nice to meet you now let me go and wash my hands here before you stands please don t drop me i ll fall to pieces on you if you don t need me i don t exist it s nice to meet you now let me see a show of hands cause you just met the world s most handsome man the world s most handsome man the world s most handsome man the world s most handsome man