singing in the bathtub sitting all alone tearing out a tonsil just like a baritone never take a shower it s an awful pain singing in the shower is like singing in the rain oh there is dirt to be abolished but do not forget one thing while your body s washed and polished sing brother sing you can yodel opera even while you scrub everyone is happy while singing in the tub i m forever blowing bubbles pretty bubbles in the air a ring around the bathtub isn t so nice to see but a ring around the bathtub is a rainbow to me reaching for a towel ready for a rub everyone is happy while singing in the tub