woke up this morning on the beach started walking it s my regular routine i was on the search for some diamonds let me tell you just what i ve seen i saw a castle with a view fields of bamboo guy from kung fu a giant screw a kangaroo some chicken stew and the woman who lived in a shoe i saw a white whale the holy grail pirate ships without a sail air mail volcano fail pyramids not to scale and some things i should not go into detail you never know what you will find shaping a world that s in your mind see for yourself and walk with me a world of wonder a land of beauty across the mountains and over the sea but i still haven t found any diamonds i ve been walking around for miles still no diamonds to be found maybe i should look underground i started digging a hole drilling through dirt then i fell through landed in some water what have i gotten myself into i saw lava lake near the core kratos from god of war mushroom spore liquor store statue of dumbledore wooden shed with a bed spiders and the undead arrowhead loaf of bread giant spool of golden thread i saw a sparkle in the dark i put my axe right through that mark at last found me some diamonds oh i m so happy i could ride a pig 1