it s friday night on the streets of l a i m going out cuz i ve been working at the job all day got the info line number with directions to the site ugly duckling on the bill to rock the mic right tonight i gotta be hype and get the crowd reacting i call dizzy s house he says what s up i say what s happenin get my dj on three way don t forget to bring the guestlist see the freshest off the wall like asbestos i rock without the d tops walk without the reebok s talk until the beat stops than pick it back up with the beatbox and yo i gotta ride so you need not cool i m leavin at 7 30 we can caravan to the jam with einstein the two hand man in command like a general lighter then a dinner roll solid as a mineral open like a centerfold scratches hey save it for the chorus the crowd looks enormous so give a peak performance i need a soundcheck so my mic sounds nice i ll be in it in a minute like microwave rice i grab the mic like a dynamite stick then light the wick and keep it lit with ever lyric i spit beats to the rhymes we stick like turpentine dizzy dustin andy cooper and young einstein it s the jam  scratches you know it s on scratches get with it ya scratches what what ya wanna do scratches rock rock the old school scratches just listen real close scratches when we take crowds back to the days of the 10 yard fight the gyromite they jump like excite bike guaranteed delight when the needle drops sound man eq the level so the needle rock and then hand over the microphone i get a type grip cause when it s time to swing i hit like mike schmidt get this i drop more lines then a tetris when young einstein throws on the dookie necklace he s the drum major with the sum to the fader attacking the wax on the record player working up a sweat till we close the set with the song that s fresher then a moist toilette now when the jam is over it s hugs and hanshakes and than the band breaks for shakes and pancakes i m home for brand flakes and z s hit the backmat take a hot shower and a cat nap please don t call me in the mornin cause i m on the sleep in mode dizzy dustin we did it again for you it might be over for me it s just beginnin the club must be endin cuz no one s bartendin they turn on the bright light and i feel like a gremlin the jam is breakin up but at my pad it s reassemblin take down the market then i ride our limit everyone s invited so i hope you be attendin it s the jam scratches throughout 