momma always said that hate was a strong strong word poppa always said that words of hate should never be heard but i m getting older and i just cannot lie there are things i hate no matter how hard i try i hate traffic i hate dirt in my eyes i hate spiders and i hate girlfriends that lie i hate cancer i hate cauliflower pie but most of all i hate my ex girlfriend s new guy i hate that guy the good book says that we should love everyone and i m doing my best but it s easier said than done this new guy was a good friend of mine before caught him with my girl in his mustang ford i hate taxes i hate stink bugs and flies i hate rug burns and i hate polka dot ties i hate mike tyson cause he ll bite your ear then bust you in the eye but most of all i hate my ex girlfriend s new guy i hate that guy i was sittin down by myself i was having a coke i heard someone laughing real loud at a real dumb joke i recognized the voice so i turned around it was my ex girlfriend s new guy can t stand that clown he walked up to me with a really sorry look on his face and he said man i done you wrong but now she s gone and i ve been replaced i know i don t deserve to have you as a friend because i played the fool but i m really hurtin man can i just pull up a stool so he started crying and saying how he loved that girl she got with a new guy and it rocked his world he asked me how i dealt with it when she dumped me and i said i just talked about stuff i hate man it s like therapy and he said really i said yeah yeah give it a shot go ahead i hate pimples i hate hemorrhoids and hives i hate funerals i hate unsalted fries i hate britney spears because she never returns any of the letters that i write but most of all i hate my ex girlfriend s new guy wouldn t mind if someone huge fell on his head and he died like a bus or a truck or a meteorite a hippopotamus a rhinoceros or even a pig if it was falling fast from a great height ooo i hate that guy