oh and now the end is near and i face that final curtain so goodbye to strife this is the last dance of my life lord of this i m certain i ve been a sinner i ve been a saint done both good and evil deeds oh but in the end i was good to my friends and that s good enough for me oh good lord they say all souls you forgive well if that s true then why does there need to be a hell hey what s that sulfury smell now i can feel fire creeping up my thigh i m going to hell in a handbasket it s a bohemian rhapsody oh galileo mamma mia scaramouche scaramouche oh beelzebub s got a devil put aside for me i m going to hell in a handbasket with my flesh they ll make a feast i m gonna be there in that number that s six six six the number of the beast i m going to hell in a handbasket well at least i ll have a view oh i will see the fire through the rusty razor wire oh don t you worry i saved a seat for you i m going to hell in a handbasket and i might like it that way no this ain t no lie i d rather be kentucky fried than alive and kicking in jersey any day i m going to hell in a handbasket i d pray if i had the guile no this ain t no fib i d rather be a splatter on the devil s bib cause on my knees repenting ain t my style i m going to hell in a handbasket oh please don t pray for me no i don t need to be saved of the devil i ain t afraid there ain t nothing he can do that ain t already been done to me i m going to hell in a handbasket and i ll have good company too cause if i was so bad then there s no need to be sad cause everybody else will be there too  oh good lord i only ask you forgive the self righteous who deceive when your words they twist we both know hell don t exist except in the minds of the poor fools who believe