every night another woman every day a different town if i m not accused of speeding i m accused of coming down with a legal dose of something that you heard was going round and you wondered why i lost my sense of humor every song another record every day just like a clock knowing well i ve had to take it till i make it to the top with the devil right behind me and my heart about to stop then you wondered why i lost my sense of humor twenty years i was in prison more than that i was alone some lily white reporter thinks it s time that i was stoned without sin he wrote the story and it chilled me to the bone then he wondered why i lost my sense of humor i shaved my beard and cut my hair off it don t matter anyhow it was truth that told the answers to the questions up till now crucify him someone shouted from the safety of the crowd then they wondered why i lost my sense of humor hey take them crosses from my doorstep there s no reason to my rhyme everybody knows somebody will take care of me in time i made friends of all you stand for but the blind can t lead the blind just be glad i haven t lost my sense of humor just be glad i haven t lost my sense of humor cause if i ever catch you i m gonna kick your ass