tuesday yes it was tuesday when i saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar he didn t look like my congressman but that s okay nobody really looks like themselves anymore i think its got something to do with that crap they ve been pouring into the water i decided it might be wise to follow the congressman just to see what he was up to after all my tax dollars do pay his salary the congressman got into a taxi so i hailed a taxi despite the obvious dangers involved and the coloured voices in my head began to sing all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can hear it all yes i can hear it all all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can even hear the little insects crawl the congressman was in taxi number 23 and i was in cab 17 but numbers are meaningless in this kind of cat and squid game my driver was an aries and he laughed when i said follow that cab and he kept laughing until he saw the cold blue steel of little elvis keep your god damn hands off that radio i warned him i work for the government this is actually a half truth i m really a bike courier but i make a lot of deliveries to government offices that s where i heard about the cheese and the coloured voices in my head kept singing all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can hear it all yes i can hear it all all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can even hear the little insects crawl there s this super secret government program called operation the cheese stands alone it s the congressmen s pet project they claim that they re giving surplus cheese to the needy i of course have my suspicions after 15 very quiet minutes the congressman s cab pulled up outside a warehouse i had the aries circle around the building and drop me off he seemed to be grasping the importance of my mission since he said i didn t have to pay him as long as i promised to stay very far away from him and his taxi i swear some people just don t want to get involved all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can hear it all yes i can hear it all all i gotta do is put my ear to the wall and i can even hear the little insects crawl so i walked into that cold dark place little elvis drawn and ready for action i too was ready ready for the moment when i would be a real american all i gotta do is bang my head on the wall and i can have it all yes i can have it all all i gotta do is bang my head on the wall and i can even make the little insects crawl 