for a long time i grew up thinking i was lazy but then one day i realised i m not lazy i just have really high standards for doing stuff efficient call me any nasty word bum slob slacker nerd i can t be arsed to come up with a comeback you haven t heard can t be arsed to do my tax return i ve got cash to burn and i can t be arsed to invest the stacks i ve earned can t be arsed to chat converse with you i m taciturn can t be arsed to drive a car because i d have to learn can t be asked press the gas i kinda like the back seat thank god for uber cause i can t be asked to call a taxi to take the rubbish out i d have to pick it up and put it down and my brown wheelie bin s got a funny smell simple daily stuff is a battle to grapple with tasks that should be natural s too much of a hassle i m stuck in a shackle every kilojoule i physically exert strenuous just point me to where the desert menu is can t be arsed to hit the kitchen not moving out this seat what food i ll have to eat pot noodle naturally can t be arsed to feed the cat little needy twat don t want to peel a pack and pour it can t you deal with that effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it  can t be arsed to wake up and get out of bed i m the laziest from a to eff it can t be arsed with the alphabet effort eff it retention forget it tension don t stress it getting too much just let it can t be arsed to open the post and pay the bills can t be arsed to practice rap and elevate my skills can t be arsed to open my eyes or socialise can t be arsed to vocalise i can t be arsed with shows and live sets learning loads of lines can t be arsed to leave the house i m staying home tonight can t be arsed to visit mates of mine it s a waste of time i can play online and get my gossip through the grapevine can t be arsed to shave my face or get a haircut to trek up to the barbers just to trek back cause they re shut so my hair is messed up i can t be arsed to style it i let myself go and can t be arsed to fight it i ve lost all control and can t be arsed to find it ha freestyling this song i can t be arsed to write it can t be arsed to rap on beat i rap off beat hehe can t be arsed to even laugh properly can t be arsed to try composing melodies with no luck i c b a to write my own hook effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it it doesn t matter what it is man i can t be arsed come to think of it i can t be arsed to not be arsed and if i can t be arsed to not be arsed i can t be arsed to not be arsed to not be arsed so i guess that means i can t be arsed to write filler because i can t be arsed to be considered anything apart from an ice cold mic killer can t be arsed with your rap so i will write songs can t be arsed with tiredness so i sleep all night long can t be arsed to go on the doll so i got a full time job got a girlfriend that can t be arsed to pull my knob can t be arsed to masturbate over the past few days i ve been far too busy to be arsed to procrastinate i stand out can t be arsed to hang out in the background hit the gym cause i can t be arsed to carry all that fat round keep it deep i can t be arsed to dumb the track down i can t be arsed to not make my mum and dad proud i can t be arsed to be fat so when i see snacks i think you know what i can t be arsed to eat that can t be arsed to die young from heart disease can t be arsed to force my blood through clogged up arteries can t be arsed to be hard to please so i take it easy cause i can t be arsed to make my own life hard for me i d like to say i do it for my health but i just can t be arsed to delegate i do it all myself effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it effort eff it eff it i used to think eff it i m not doing it but now i think eff it i m doing it i used to think eff it i m not doing it but now i think eff it i m doing it 