haha l o l l m a o r o f l oh shit gotdamn i m about to get put on the naughty list for this one straight up goddamn are you serious merry fucking xmas happy hanukkah happy holidays i hope you get all the presents you wanted for real cause i m bout to snatch em up from under the fuckin tree haha i m about to take all the presents santa ain t got shit on me jingle bells jingle bells make way for a game santa better watch out fore i kick him off his sleigh hey jingle bells jingle bells now i m here to stay i m taking over x mas i m the new fat man today i m dashing through your place about to bring the pain if santa s in my way i ll kick him in his face go hijack his sleigh then go make it rain with presents for you lames cause it s x mas fucking day ayo i m the new chris cringle coming with a new jingle this song is just a single for them fucks who like mingle at a x mas party gettin horny chugging on some egg nog then we take em to the crib and go flinstone and make the bed rock the motto is yolo crash x mas fo sho doe take all of your presents then drive off in a fo do get hit with my shotty dragons breath i call it komoto it s x mas day and i m a game i m taking your ho ho ho jingle bells jingle bells make way for a game santa better watch out fore i kick him off his sleigh hey jingle bells jingle bells now i m here to stay i m taking over x mas i m the new fat man today  yo yo just be easy if you see me creeping up in your house with a knap sack round my back packing all your presents in the pouch if you sleeping on the couch i m a knock all your lights out pour the milk over your head and eat the cookies then i ll bounce now i m taking the gifts from under the tree head to the kitchen get something to eat pick out some food cause i am hungry gingerbread men are what i m hunting then after that i hit the streets walking on my tippy feet get in another house and break the window with the x mas tree here s another melody go to sleep on x mas eve i m disturbing the peace let me get in your girlfriend s jeans show some hospitality fore i get pissed off and scream put you in the hospital for weeks if you try and fuck with me ohhh jingle bells jingle bells make way for a game santa better watch out fore i kick him off his sleigh hey jingle bells jingle bells now i m here to stay i m taking over x mas i m the new fat man today stop stop stop stop that s it i m done what do you mean you re done i m done fuck it fu what what are you doing merry x mas i m out this bitch the song s not over yet that s good enough no it s not i don t have to sing the whole damn thing over again yes you do uhh merry x mas everybody 