who gets laid the chicken or the egg how about the mc that has just been led to a renegade teacher preacher then he got stomped cause i m a feature straight from the bronx productions better known as boogie down if i was a king right now i d get crowned the nice is a teacher not a prince or a rap lord i even write my rhymes on a blackboard to get specific and probably make you understand what makes the 808 plan it s simple i m a round it off like this that s how many stupid mc s i ve dissed but if the commence to try me i won t buy it i ll look them up and down and i ll say don t even try it cause i can go on and on without breathing the tr another form of bdp eating mc s like chunky moving real bluntly shaking and baking mc s like a junky fiending hitting mc s like they was cocaine calling them john doe meaning they have no name i ll spin you like a quarter drink you like water hit below the belt with things you never thought of i lay down the law that i am a slaughter i roll like a tital wave so you oughta float like a sailboat move like a speedboat in water now watch you soak into a rhyme of mine until you hit the bottom it s heavy like an anchor it s no problem for me to just bake you eat you like a cookie i am a profressional boy you re just a rookie i m here to sing a song but some are not able compared to me you re just crumbs on the table in my prime more vocal than i ve ever been i m not an amateur sort of like a veteran split from the bums arriving from a long trip now i m back to just cold rip mc s like confetti eat em like spaghetti i chill for a year and yet i m still ready to house mc s sink em like a boat will i roll heavy thick like oatmeal so now you know the 808 is showing i do damage in just one moment here s a little message to those who want to hang out just remember that i give pain out the tr 808 relates to a terrorizer never hiding clever always memorizing poetry history math or even paragraphs i m not into b boying just hoeing showing blowing mc s like the wind does i might lay you sort of like a hen does cause your rhymes are weak and unstable compared to me you re just crumbs on the table you must think before you even get soup i ll put you on the corner and sell you like a prostitute like a street whore make you want more and more move you to the side up and down like a seesaw pulling out a gun is uncalled for but i m with it so go for yours you may even try to diss but i call it flattery i pack more volts than a duracell battery charging mc s smooth like the breeze scott made me funky yo that was one theme or topic showing i be rocking every little city i play i leave a heat wave burning up the industry never try to get with me i m the type of person that never needs rehearsing just a little sex a six pack of beck s and my room to move about and a guiness stout to make me feel able chilling and stable sometimes i m on the mic sometimes i m on the turntable i m superb sort of like herb a man of my word and i ve never been served 