i ain t been to church in a decade or so i gotta praise me somebody it s playboy not bible when i m feeling low i gotta praise me somebody the phonecalls i make are all totally ignored they only ring back if they re drunk or they re bored get me someone or i ll turn to the lord i gotta praise me somebody i gotta worship i gotta praise spend all my minutes and waste all my days i gotta compliment i gotta serve i gotta give someone all they deserve down on my knees and i m begging you please i gotta find me somebody long term relationship just a quick squeeze i gotta find me somebody my football team lose every game i attend the florists return any flowers i send i m sick of the hours alone that i spend i gotta love me somebody i gotta worship i gotta praise spend all my minutes and waste all my days i gotta compliment i gotta serve i gotta give someone all they deserve the sikhs have their temple the muslims their mosque and i can t even name any lovers i ve lost i ve gotta have someone to peck me on cheek hug me and say that they ve missed me all week  i gotta worship i gotta praise spend all my minutes and waste all my days i gotta compliment i gotta serve i gotta give someone all they deserve i gotta worship i gotta praise spend all my minutes and waste all my days i gotta compliment i gotta serve i gotta give someone all they deserve 1