lawn mower man i m the lawn mower man okay tell me who the best is break into your house and come downstairs and spit asbestos tell satan we gon have a little exorcism i m a fuckin super beast with gamma x ray vision it s good versus evil bax war fam is understood by the people ain t nobody fucking with this monster i m lethal prefontaine full of pain spitting ether i ain t got no time for a breather cold like a freezer old like a geezer with reverb i don t like a girl at my lever cause when it comes to bitches i m picky like a fucking pair of tweezers eh eh i m proud to be from c a n a d a better do what we say come up the stairs and write a song and hit the beat hard babble on the track like i m a hyperactive retard fuck shit i swear like i got tourettes smoke a rapper easy like a lit up cigarette eat a rapper like he was a baguette the way i spit i guarantee you re gonna never forget contort words bend sentences like magic i warp smurf every ending will be tragic you are beautiful but you are gonna die don t wanna end up looking back and say you coulda tried what if i was a butterfly with a broken wing nighty night sing a lullaby i m a vocal king not a local king i m a broke star swear so much i need to eat a fucking soap bar been around the world and fucked a few thousand chicks got a range rover but it s a 2006 i don t get a hangover cause i don t drink anymore life s better overall except shane s plenty bored i swear i ve seen every movie on the motherfucking planet tried watching sports and still don t fucking understand it i guess it s camaraderie i m a commodity fuck rap you ve got a better chance to win the lottery you are not in my velocity cause i m an awesome beast i m quite possibly the best you ll need a cross and priest not forgotten i m still mothra i ve got rotten teeth you ll need a coffin i m a prophet and i often speak1