well now me and homer jones and big john talley had a big crap game goin back in the alley and i kept rollin them sevens and winnin all them pots my luck was so good i could do no wrong i just kept on rollin and controllin them bones finally they just threw up their hands and said when you hot you hot i said yeah when you re hot you re hot and when you re not you re not put all the money in and let s roll em again when you re hot you re hot la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la when you re hot you re hot well now every time i rolled them dice i d win and i was just gettin ready to roll em again when i heard somethin behind me i turned around and there was a big old cop he said hello boys then he gave us a grin said look like i m gon have to haul y all in and keep all that money for evidence i said well son when you hot you hot he said yeah when you re hot you re hot and when you re not you re not you can splain it all down at city hall i said yeah when you re hot you re hot la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la when you re hot you re hot well when he took us in to court i couldn t believe my eyes the judge was a fishin buddy that i recognized i said hey judge old buddy old pal i ll pay you that hundred i owe you if you ll get me outta this spot so he gave my friends a little fine to pay he turned around and grinned at me and said ninety days jerry when you hot you hot and i said thanks a lot  when you re hot you re hot and when you re not you re not he let my friends go free and throwed the book at me he said well when you re hot you re hot i said well i ll tell you one thing judge old buddy old pal if you wasn t wearin that black robe i d take you out in back of this courthouse and i d try a little bit of your honor on you understand that you hillbilly who s gonna collect my welfare pay for my cadillac what do you mean contempt of court judge oh judge judgie poo 