oh we re meetin at the courthouse at eight o clock tonight you just walk in the door and take the first turn to the right be careful when you get there we hate to be bereft but we re takin down the names of everybody turnin left oh we re the john birch society the john birch society here to save our country from a communistic plot join the john birch society help us fill the ranks to get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks now there s no one that we re certain the kremlin doesn t touch we think that westbrook pegler doth protest a bit too much we only hail the hero from whom we got our name we re not sure what he did but he s our hero just the same oh we re the john birch society the john birch society socialism is the ism dismalest of all join the john birch society there s so much to do have you heard they re serving vodka at the wctu well you ve heard about the agents that we ve already named well mca has agents that are flauntedly unashamed we re after rosie clooney we ve gotten pinkie lee and the day we get red skelton won t that be a victory oh we re the john birch society the john birch society norman vincent peale may think he s kidding us along but the john birch society knows he spilled the beans he keeps on preaching brotherhood but we know what he means we ll teach you how to spot em in the cities or the sticks for even jasper junction is just full of bolsheviks the cia s subversive and so s the fcc there s no one left but thee and we and we re not sure of thee  oh we re the john birch society the john birch society here to save our country from a communistic plot join the john birch society holding off the reds we ll use our hands and hearts and if we must we ll use our heads do you want justice warren for your commissar do you want mrs krushchev in there with the dar you cannot trust your neighbor or even next of kin if mommie is a commie then you gotta turn her in oh we re the john birch society the john birch society fighting for the right to fight the right fight for the right join the john birch society as we re marching on and we ll all be glad to see you when we re meeting in the john in the john in the john birch society1