i was so ugly the doctor slapped my momma when i was born then he took out his pocket knife and cut off my horns he said lady if you ain t already picked out a name go ahead on and call him trouble man he s gonna be wild i m giving you warning he s gotta have room keep an eye on him i grew up with long and lean and hungry looks i learned you can t go nowhere when you go by the book people all around me earthbound i learned how to fly upside downside outside sailing on by out of my reach out of my hands out of control trouble man i ve been so far in all directions as you can get i ain t never had enough of anything yet i have women that tore me apart without any reason i say baby i don t get mad i just get even  i don t explain if you don t understand i m my own man trouble man trouble man