mike i gotta ask you something the nba has to face reality what s happening to these players is serious they re gonna need some new players with talent guys who are skilled but never really thought about a professional career before you think i got a shot im sorry bill murray but youll never be the star of my nba all star team im sorry bill murray but youll never see a minute of play unless its on tv im sorry bill murray i wish you wouldnt cry youre an actor and a millionaire and a pretty good guy im sorry bill murray its just not in the cards youre too short and awkward and basketballs hard im sorry bill murray i wish i could say something to make you feel better make everything go away im sorry bill murray maybe youre right maybe an alien spaceship will come in the middle of the night im sorry bill murray if its possible at all that maybe all the aliens will just want to challenge me in basketball im sorry bill murray but that could never happen unless we were in a cartoon world oh man could you even imagine i wish i could believe in you i wish i could believe in you i wish i could believe in anything i wish i could believe in you i wish i could believe in you i wish i could believe in you i wish i could believe in anything i wish i could believe in you im sorry bill murray but youll never be the star of my nba all star team im sorry bill murray but youll never be the star of my nba all star team