she s got ansel adams postcards on her wall they validate her artsiness soulmate s not around some guy she did on outward bound the tragic inconvenience of it all drama over coffee girlfriend s having issues dispensing pop psychology advice like it was tissues she s a cookie cutter carbon copy cosmo clone for life someday she s gonna be somebody s wife chorus what a ripe prototype educated but dims her light beauty tips birthing hips guaranteed function right she s got investment banker joe to win the bread while tea times lipo suck and country club her in the head she s a betty crocker soccer mommy oscar nominee for casseroles and faking it in bed she s got prada and prozac and fun when joey s gone lemonade in lingerie for the men who mow the lawn for years and years her seven figure life is slowly spent someday she ll stop and wonder where it went repeat chorus she wants a caveman with spear and dental plan who could give her treats and hold her hand elektra s complex you gotta understand she s stranded candyless in candyland she wants a lollipop solo repeat chorus go go go go 