there s fella by the name of noah built an ark everybody knows he built an ark you see what noah do well he built an ark but very few people know about the conversation that went on between the lord and noah you see noah was in his rec room sewing away he was making a few things for the home there he was a good carpenter whoompa whoompa whoompa whoompa noah somebody call whoompa whoompa whoompa noah who is that it s the lord noah right where are ja what you want i ve been good i want you to build an ark right whats an ark get some wood build it 300 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits right whats a cubit lets see a cubit i used to know what a cubit was well don t worry about that noah when you get that done go out into the world and collect all of the animals in the world by twos male and female and put them into the ark right who is this really what s going on how come you want me to do all these weird things i m going to destory the world right am i on candid camera how you gonna do it i m gonna make it rain for a thousand days and drown em right out right listen to this you ll save water let it rain for 40 days and 40 nights and wait for the sewers back up right 