woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo whoo hoo hoo god is all around us and he exists as three father the son and the holy ghost the holy trinity ooooh the holy trinity god made the heavens and the earth in just under a week and jesus taught upon the mound blessed are the meek the holy ghost is everywhere he s a ghost so he can fly ooooh and he haunts churches late at night woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo whoo hoo hoo god will punish those who sin jesus died for the win the holy ghost delivers presents to children everywhere on christmas eve woo hoo j what b what sorry hang on lee lee lee lee j dude b lee lee l what b that s santa claus j it s father christmas b yeah we re talking about the holy ghost come on l well what does the holy ghost do then b j well he s like a ghost b yes j right so he can fit through chimneys b yes and what j and he knows when you are sleeping blargh b wait no jordan j hm b sorry that is also santa and for some reason dracula sorry look it s very simple look the holy ghost is the spiritual embodiment of god on earth j what does that mean l yeah that doesn t tell us what he does j what s his job b ah forg look he erm well he s a ghost right j hm hmm b so he can probably fly l that s what i said b yeah we erm he got me that bike for christmas j no that s santa claus b yeah probably is actually l yeah well let s narrow it down is he a good ghost like casper the friendly ghost or a weird touchy ghost like a patrick swayze pottery ghost they re very different b i don t know i ve never though about it j yeah he might be more of a bruce willis ghost you know he doesn t actually know that he s a ghost l i m sorry what j he just thinks he s a man and l what bruce willis was a ghost thank you so much for ruining die hard for me b sorry look i think i ve got it he s definitely a good ghost because he did good deeds on earth j like what l such as b well he entered mary j yeah that doesn t sound like a good ghost b what what are you talking about it was fantastic he entered mary he got her pregnant she gave birth to jesus it was a miracle l right so he s a sex offender ghost j yeah that is a spectral rapist b no sorry it was nothing like that c os she didn t even know about it so oh woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo hoo whoo hoo hoo you can see god around us every day in the flowers and the trees and if you see jesus christ he ll cure your disease but if you see the holy ghost call the cops without delay if he offers you a chocolate bar say no and run away ooooh say no and run away woo hoo hoo 