you have now reached the audience participation portion of our album this is an old sing a long song and what we d like for you to do is listen to the chorus of this song and then we want you all to sing along a sultan sat on his oriental mat in his harem in downtown persia he took a sip of coffee just a drip and he said to his servant kersia ah curse ya curse ya curse ya that s the worst cup of coffee in persia cause all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea ya got it well join right in in days of old when knights and men were bold and whiskey was much cheaper ben turpin rode to a coffee shop and showed his pistols to the keeper he said stand and deliver can t you see that i m all aquiver cause all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea when bonaparte found that he was in the cart and he lost that waterloo fight he gave his sword to wellington my lord and he said those british can t half fight now you ve had your waterloo sir tell me what am i having with you sir cause all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea well we didn t exactly expect you to sing along with that last part since it was in french this is your last chance however it is the people s magazine version of this song and it goes like this now king solomon and his queen would carry on so we heard in the ancient scandals he bought her lots of silver coffee pots with diamond legs and handles and said the queen of sheba i d rather have any old tea bag cause everybody all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea all i want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot i may be off my dot but i want a proper coffee in a proper copper pot iron coffee pots and tin coffee pots they are no use to me if i can t have a proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot i ll have a cup of tea 