good morning it s t minus one hour twenty nine minutes and fifty three seconds and counting just an hour and a half on the voyage man always dreamed about wake up wake up do you know where you are 1969 welcome to the future tonight a rocket full of nukes and three heroic men travel to the moon to blow it up just to prove we can yeah tonight we re blowing up the moon tonight we show the whole world just how smart we are tonight we prove it doesn t matter how fast you run in the arms race when you re the one that s holding on that starter gun now take a look at how far we ve come folk that said we couldn t do it got their data wrong folk that said we shouldn t do it need to bite their tongue look up at the moon for that one last time and get your party on man what a perfect afternoon smell of barbecues and everyone s up on their roofs to watch this rocket shoot up toward moon with just one job to do to blow the fucking moon up with a nuke before the russians do and we don t think twice blow that bitch up out the god damn sky so the night gets lit up watch that shoot up and the night gets lit up blow that mother fucking moon up and we don t know why just blow that bitch up out the god damn sky so the night gets lit up watch that shoot up and the night gets lit up blow that mother fucking moon up my father drew a loaded gun when i was only young he pointed at the sky and said one day we d blow it up i asked him why i didn t understand he looked me in the eye and said because we fucking can i was moronic too dumb couldn t see the point of it like pop why you wanna war on it he said what what you wanna walk on it huh my god don t ask why ask why not what a time to be alive for get high and watch the sky fall down yeah the sky fall down we never needed no reason blow it up because we can what a marvellous evening margaritas and beach chairs we re so lucky to see this they ll tell tales of what we did now bow down to our genius i wish dad could have seen this so count down the launch sequence one giant leap we go feet first as we finally leave earth to blow that fucker to pieces the height of human achievement  and we don t think twice blow that bitch up out the god damn sky so the night gets lit up watch that shoot up and the night gets lit up blow that mother fucking moon up and we don t know why just blow that bitch up out the god damn sky so the night gets lit up watch that shoot up and the night gets lit up blow that mother fucking moon up sssshhh only seconds before the show begins all the nukes have been loaded in the moon hides behind a cloud and now the rocket towers over us it waits motionless the world frozen we watch i m reminded of my father with that loaded gun we beat the soviets we re so victorious the band plays the president takes the podium like ladies and gentlemen welcome i look at the crowd and i see the faces of people all equally tired of blowing shit up on the ground well me too but today is a day to be proud today is a day you and i can just finally say that we flew to heavens and blew it to hell so now without no further ado let s shoot the moon till it s full eclipse change the tide for our future kids three cheers in unison hooligans find a roof to sit raise your head blow the moon a kiss now look how smart us humans is but this is one small step we hope that one day we can blow up our entire world so remember where you stood the day we blew it start the launch enjoy the fireworks ten nine ignition sequence start six five four three two one zero all engines running liftoff we have a liftoff 1