when you think of a metalhead tell me what comes to mind well maybe stone washed jeans a mullet a guy who s evolutionarily one step behind well when rob halford came out of the closet it may have not been a big thing well today we re one step closer to hearing the metal dudes sing i wanna be i wanna be a homosexual statistics say chances of being gay are more than one in ten that means there is a forty percent chance that one of the guys in pantera likes men hey so i think its safe to say that many more other metal guys are homosexual that may frustrate the gay community why would they want the ugly metalheads available you and those metal heads they go to bed without dinner when they misbehave see i told you metal dudes are gay too and i haven t received the proof so far that your sexuality determines the way you play guitar ooh i d love for everyone in heavy metal to be homosexual if not only to make the nazi fucking pricks in slayer a little uncomfortable