it takes all kinds to keep this world in place it s a fragile balance that lets us swing through space so everybody s got their job to do and girl i guess the job i ve got is crying over you and i should get a gold watch for all the years i gave and i should get some interest now for all the dues i ve paid i don t know why i love you it s just the job i do i m your registered certified card carrying fool if i was in the army there d be medals that i d get if i was in the circus at least i d have a net if i was an electrician i might could find a spark and if i could be a surgeon girl i might could find your heart but i keep bending over backwards just to be your limbo man while you drop that stick another notch every chance you can i don t know why i love you it s just the job i do i m your registered certified card carrying fool  oh if i was a gambler i might have better luck if i was mathematician i could make it all add up but when it comes down to it all i want to do is be your registered certified card carrying fool yeah when it comes down to it all i want to do is be your registered certified card carrying fool