well he walked into the bar room ragged pants and an overcoat when at first i saw him i thought he was a joke when he started preaching i almost dropped my beer thought john the baptist had walked in here in his hand he held a bible and he had scary look he could quote the scriptures without opening the book he wasnt to good looking he wouldnt drive the ladies wild but ill have to say he damn sure had his style he said heavens almost big as texas angels sing like charley pride and ill bet youll say jesus looks a lot like waylon hoss and when he plays there aint no place to hide well he preached about ten minutes then he gave the alter call eighty old drunks and four barmaids have their backs to the wall i held on to my barstool so hard my hands turned white he looked like he knew where i was that night he said heavens almost big as texas angels sing like charley pride and ill bet youll say jesus looks a lot like waylon hoss and when he plays there aint no place to hide he went out the back door and vanished into the night it took a quart of jim bean to get me over the fright i dont know where he was going and i didnt catch his name but if i go to hell he wont be to blame he said heavens almost big as texas angels sing like charley pride and ill bet youll say jesus looks a lot like waylon hoss and when he plays there aint no place to hide yeah and when he plays there aint no place to hide