no more dirty dishes in the sink when i come home i don t have to worry if i ll spend the night alone i can go to sleep and leave my record player on you re not there to hear me if i cry there s no way to say how much your leavin turned me on i get so excited when i realize you re gone you re just like another verse in some old country song i got tired of singin long ago i don t even miss you when i go to bed at night gee it s great to know that i ll win each and every fight no one s arms to hold me after i turn out the light and i don t even miss you anymore i don t have to feed the dog or take the garbage out it don t matter if the neighbors hear me when i shout since you re gone there s not much that i have to think about i m so happy being all alone there s no more dirty dishes 