i m not your favorite show anymore it seems my ratings have dropped faster than shows with singing cops way too many commercials well i put you to sleep way too many commercials she said she s acting and she wants to direct some side shows she said she s acting but she wants to direct she said she s acting and she wants to direct some side shows but i think i know the truth she d rather go solo than be acting with me whoa whoa ho i just got a letter from the local network big shot just got a letter from the local big shot i just got a letter from the local network big shot and i think i know the truth i m too big for tv here comes the big screen whoa whoa ho 