my brother s calling up the stairs mama s pulling out her hair they re trying to get me to bathe they re trying to get me to be better behaved but you know i don t feel very much like getting up today i don t have anything i really wanna do anyway but still i gotta take a shit shower and shave shit shower and shave shit shower and shave you better take a shower and a shower and a shave i always wanted to dance i always wanted romance this lady gave me a chance but then she left me with the bump in my pants yeah you better take care of business before it takes care of you gotta you better do it shit shower and shave shot shirt and shake big broken you do it til you done it then you re doin it again let s go i got no time to waste i got a carrot to chase look at that mummy i made with toilet paper and a pack of razorblades you need a cloth to wash you need a cloth to bathe you better use it every day why cause cleanliness is kindliness is all i got to say take a shit shower and shave a little roll in the hay before you roll in your grave you better take a shower and a shower and shave yeah yeah