hey hipster tell me how you do it seems every joke i tell you already knew it hey hipster it s rad the way you dress i know your superiority is complex hey hipster i like the way you bang the drums make it sound delicious with both of your microphones hey hipster holding both your thumbs down to my dated antiquated unimportant sound hipster hipster the ultimate cool s the sound of the ultimate cool s the sound of the ultimate cool s the sound of hipster hipster the ultimate cool s the sound of yeah the ultimate cool the ultimate cool s the sound of silence hey hipster wish i could sport a mustache like that looking so fresh under the cabbie hat hey hipster what s coming out the headphones analog down to your tattooed bones hey hipster show me where you re going unless you feel i m better off not knowing hey hipster is that how you escape absorb your sermons from a walkman tape hipster hipster the ultimate cool s the sound of the ultimate cool s the sound of the ultimate cool s the sound of hipster hipster the ultimate cool s the sound of yeah the ultimate cool the ultimate cool s the sound of silence ooh ahh we are new york we are los angeles we are hipsters everyone else go fuck yourselves we are portland we are minneapolis we are hipsters everyone else go fuck yourselves we are austin we are jezebels we are london everyone else go fuck yourselves we are tokyo all the way to paris we are san francisco everyone else go fuck yourselves we are east nashville we are east nashville we are east nashville everyone else go fuck yourselves we are east nashville we are east nashville we are east nashville everyone else go fuck yourselves 