the midnight beast we are the greatest unsigned gimmick rap band from south west london we re not unsigned cause we re shit we re unsigned cause corporations suck and because we re shit shut up ashe mom you re little boy s flown from the nest moved in with his best boyfriends we re the best to a very big mansion of a crib no more nappies no more bibs what nothing ummm we ve got our own fridge the wide world s very very mean but mom i can handle myself you ll soon see just the other day i was walking felt a tap on my shoulder there s a shark standing there and he looks much older he s like rawr rawr rawr i turned around and i m like what the hell he looks back and he s like rawr rawr rawr i look at him and i m like what the hell what the hell then i kicked the shark in the face he kicked the shark in the face then i kicked the shark in the face his face was a total disgrace humans are fitter you can t punch me with a flipper i kicked the shark in the face he kicked the shark in the face i m sitting on my ass playing xbox games then i hear a voice and it s calling out my name i m like yo what you want motherfucker he s like yo you motherfucker what happened next i m getting to that zip up my flies roll up my sleeves grab a baseball bat i look left look right but there s no one around then a bear tack tackles me to the ground he s like rawr rawr rawr then i get up and i m like what the fuck he looks back and he s like rawr rawr rawr i m not even scared i m like what the fuck what the fuck then i hit the bear in the balls he hit the bear in the balls take one for the team to the balls should have protected his balls go cry to your mother a bear couldn t cook up another i hit the bear in the balls he hit the bear in the balls swim with a school of fish hunt with a pack of wolves the only thing i know is i love animals we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don t come for us we put this bit in the song so the animal lovers don t come for us then i kicked the shark in the face humans are the winner cause we ll have your legs for dinner unless your vegetarian and that s ok being vegetarian s fine with me 