this is for all my ladies out there who have a problem with their gas we re at a party i m feeling farty so i say i need to make a phone call i look around and without a sound i quietly fart on the wall i think i m in the clear until you appear there s nowhere for me to hide you say what s that smell it stinks like hell as if a small animal just died rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh smells like ass oooh ooh ohoooh i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted you re fast asleep when i feel one creep i try to keep it inside the bed but like a good wine that ages with time it s rotten and it s startin to spread you wake up in fear that a fire is near from the smell of my own dutch oven with no one else to frame i take the blame you can t believe it s been me the whole time rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted on the couch on the wall on the table on the floor beware of my stench it s rotten to the core i m a lady on the street but i ll smoke up the bed just one quick whiff and you ll wind up dead  no matter how hard i pray my gas won t go away i know that it s not okay but please please don t say goodbye i know that most girls try to keep their flatulence inside but i can t lie i need a man who knows i pass a lot of gas that smells like ass and it s here to last for infinity and beyond rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted rotten gas oooh ooh oh ooooh oh smells like ass oooh ooh ohhoooh i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted i think i farted ah crap i just shit my pants