1 2 3 4 she don t wear no pants she don t wear no tie always on the ball she s always on stride struttin up the aisle big deal you get to fly you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky paid my fare don t wanna complain everythime you see me you re always out of champagne treat me like a bum cause i don t wear a tie and you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky and the sign says thank you very much for not smoking my own sign says i m sorry i m smoking don t treat me special or kiss my ass treat me like they treat em way up in first class fuckup engineer and maintenance engineer garbage man a janitor and you my dear at the reunion flight attendant my oh my and you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky you ain t nothing but a waitress in the sky