grab the chair boys we got another bucket kicker happy birthday my old friend it seems this horror show will never end any moment s your last breath here is to another day closer to death the cake is on the table and it is awfully bright cause there s so many candles on top and you are so decrepit your chest so tight when you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop you cannot complain each time you feel a pain though you have arthritis and gout cause when you start kvetching all your teeth fall out so have another cigarette have another beer raise your glass to one more year happy birthday my old friend it seems this horror show will never end any moment s your last breath here is to another day closer to death your skin is so worn out and old all over your body it s saggin especially loose is your old caboose you re draggin it behind you in a wagon well you re an alcoholic and you re blind and deaf and you have alzheimer s i bet you re too old to remember but you re too drunk to forget so have another cigarette have another beer raise your glass to one more year  happy birthday my old friend it seems this horror show will never end any moment s your last breath here is to another day closer to death you re so old you smell like dust and now your bones begin to rust you see that face it s full of wrinkles so have another cigarette have another beer raise that chair to one more year happy birthday my old friend it seems this horror show will never end any moment s your last breath here is to another day closer to death happy birthday my old friend it seems this horror show will never end any moment s your last breath here is to another day closer to your sweet death