ladylike be soft be shy read a book and learn to cook be nice be dumb clean the floors and wash your pores be light be small wear a dress below your knees not less be insecure be a wife cater to one man for the rest of your life whatta bitch i heard that that girl lydia is such a fucking bitch well i heard that she s a feminist so she must not shave her pits i heard that that girl lydia is nothin but trouble so if she comes your way well you better book it on the double wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school jim but apparently she said no cause she was just not into him but clearly that s not true and she is just a lesbian or she s fucking crazy and belongs in the loony bin wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh i heard that that girl lydia plays guitar or some shit well i heard she s in a band like wow you re so cool we get it heard that that girl lydia is nothin but trouble so if she comes your way well you better book it on the double wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh wah ooh wah wah wah ooh1