congregation settle in your seats the reverend front aloud is on the mic and about to speak im about to freak you out make you shiver in the pew while im delivering to you my sermon and divinity ensues brought by the one true god its a fact anybody else who ever had a god their gods wack we aint got to worry about em we picked the right horse youre in the right house of worship and forces are gathering out in the world to diminish our faith in ways radical and thorough to discourage us from loving anything thats immaterial to tempt our children with ever fruitier cereal and worst of all to call us idiots while they do it my congregation listen im about to walk you through it were going to take the nation back from the heathens thats within it were gonna get the most egregious of the atheists imprisoned cause a schism while were at it but emerge on top and once weve purified our ranks we wont stop well purify your minds of whats illegitimately thought its not to be a battle indiscriminately fought but an orchestrated effort and im gonna need you to commit might take a couple generations for this deviltry to quit start with the kids in fact they get distracted from the lord so id like you to write a couple letters to your school board do you do you really believe that we were nothing but them monkeys swinging up in the trees dont it seem a little likelier that adam and eve did a lot of humping and that was the origin of the species and what has this so called science ever done for us but trumpeted that when ashes go to ashes dust to dust despite the fuss of living energy gets conserved denying the weight of the soul of a man this is ill deserved this is still the curse of copernicus that we suffer secular thought ought not to overflow its buffer and run roughshod through the minds of you the population heretics such as dawkins and sagan overstep their station to say that what we see and what we believe should be confluent look to your reverend to end apostasy thats what im doing look to your holy book to light the way that is its purpose open it up and youll find eden fore you even scratch the surface and sure this should be mirrored in the textbooks verbatim but im not in a position yet to issue ultimatum so i lay down my scheme well make it seem as though creation isnt anything wed like to interject to education well wrangle up the language science data theorem the irreducible complexity of the ears we use to hear em gnashing teeth and wailing from kansas to pa yes my flock i talk of futures not imminent but underway already established an institute for discovery discovered that darwin is dead with outlook grim for recovery schoolmarms will soon say that he burns in a fiery sea think how much like paradise thats gonna be  do you do you really believe that we were nothing but them monkeys swinging up in the trees don t it seem a little likelier that adam and eve did a lot of humping and that was the origin of the species 
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