yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah lord have mercy chorus this is the story of my life this is the story of my day walking down town me selector walking down town ina de rain never feel like to get a taxi i couldn t afford to pay so a policeman came to me said you look like a charge for a robbery but i tell him no nuttin a go so oh no so me and him start to argue blow he stepped by me toe left right uppercut blow chorus five more policeman come my selector and pushed me ina the van they couldn t understand why i started i said they got the wrong man so a came to me talking for free i get you a deal you plead guilty but i told him no think i m a joe oh no so i went to the court house to tell him what i know the judge said no bang to rights take him below chorus this is the story of my life dancehall style this is the story of my day come catch me come catch me want me yes they want me to plead to plead guilty no way the policemen want to charge me i don t know what for they wanna take me wanna take me away from you oh yeah policeman skank in a  this is the story of my day and night please believe me