i was tired of my lady we d been together too long like a worn out recording of a favorite song so while she lay there sleepin i read the paper in bed and in the personal columns there was this letter i read if you like pia coladas getting caught in the rain if you re not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape i m the love that you ve looked for write to me and escape i didn t think about my lady i know that sounds kinda mean but me and my old lady had fallen into the same old dull routine so i wrote to the paper took out a personal ad and though i m nobody s poet i thought it wasn t half bad yes i like pia coladas and getting caught in the rain i m not much into health food i am into champagne i ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape at a bar called o malleys where we ll plan our escape so i waited with high hopes and she walked in the place i knew her smile in an instant i knew the curve of her face it was my own lovely lady and she said oh it s you then we laughed for a moment and i said i never knew that you liked pia coladas and getting caught in the rain and the feel of the ocean and the taste of champagne if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape you re the lady i ve looked for come with me and escape if you like pia coladas and getting caught in the rain if you re not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape i m the love that you ve looked for write to me and escape yes i like pia coladas and getting caught in the rain i m not much into health food i am into champagne i ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon and cut through all this red tape at a bar called o malleys where we ll plan our escape