i wont say it to your face so ill write a song about it i wont say it to your face so ill write a song about it i love you like a sister i love you like a sister i mean come on weve been friends this long i love you like a sister so i watch you like a hawk sorry but i just cant help it so when you talk about him and tell me the things that he tells you and the stuff he pulls off the red flags are a poppin the alarms are a ringin i cant say im his number one fan you call me to rant and its totally fine weve both seen each others ugly cry its none of my business but it kinda is cause you talk to me about it all the time and i understand that you love him and i respect that but i kinda want to punch him in the balls wouldnt it be lovely if youd just dump the guy asap wouldnt it be lovely if youd just dump the guy asap well throw a big party ill buy the balloons and the booze therell be a buffet of kleenex well be ready for the grand ol cryfest ice cream nutella and chips you name it i got it but until that day comes ill listen and wait patiently and tell myself wouldnt it be lovely if youd just dump the guy asap wouldnt it be lovely if youd just dump the guy asap 