i am really special cuz there s only one of me look at my smile i m so damn happy other people are jealous of me when i m sad and lonely i like to sing this song it cheers me up and shows me that i won t be sad for long oh oh oh i m so happy i can barely breathe puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens baby teeth watch out all you mothers i m happy it s hardcore happy as a coupon for a 20 whore ha ha ha hah i m really happy i m sugar coated me happy good anger bad that s my philosophy spoken i can t do this man i m not happy i am really special cuz there s only one of me look at my smile i m so damn happy other people are jealous of me these are my lovehandles and this is my spout but if you tip me over then mama said knock you out i am special i am happy i am gonna heave welcome to my happy world now get your shit and leave i am happy i am good i am spoken i m outta here screw you 