stand up if ya wanna fight i m tellin all the women stand up for your rights if ya wanna wear the trousers you wanna act like a man i d love to trade ya places love to be your thang i d do all the shopping select your favourite suit press all the laundry polish all your boots and if you brought me flowers i d meet you at the door have your dinner ready your slippers on the floor and when day turns to night and you feel alright and i turn out the lights touch the hand of the man who ll make ya woman touch the hand of the man who ll make it right touch the hand of the man who ll make ya woman cause when day turns to night and you feel alright and i turn out the lights stand up its alright love to play the woman love to play your wife light your favorite cigarette pour your favorite drink wear your best apron wash the dishes in the sink get your shaving lotion turn the shower on warm up your bathrobe keep my baby warm read ya bedtime stories while you take a nap turn on the tv put out the light but when day turns to night and you feel alright and i turn out the lights 