you know that first time that you tried to kill harry my dad told me it was really scary we did not know if you ever were gonna come back to us your people when the curse reversed it hurt you real bad some jerks were happy no they were not sad they said hooray there s no way he s okay yeah i think he has gone away far away there to stay oh hooray they didn t know that you were freakin awesome voldemort i think that you are really freakin awesome cause you figured out what horcruxes are all about it won t take that much longer you re getting stronger everyday and now those jerks are worried that you re coming back yeah they re afraid that you will attack and i know you will totally unmercifully destroy all non believers and now it looks like you ll be back in your place my dad was so glad he didn t punch me in the face he said hooray he s okay oh volday yeah i think he is back to stay praise the day i am gay oh hooray voldemort i think that you are freakin awesome don t you know that i want to be freakin awesome too won t you do me a solid and share with me your knowledge it won t take that much longer i could get stronger every dayso much stronger voldy won t you teach me about horcruxes i want to be as awesome as the dark lord is i just wanna live forever so s that we can be together and show everyone else a thing or two two two voldy won t you teach me about horcruxes i want to be as awesome as the dark lord is i just wanna live forever so s that we can be together and show everyone else a thing or two two two two