kindergarten king of excuses sister mary mojo so hard to trick what can i say dog ate my homework i could play the game they love me anyway alibis angles and tales from the tropics come to my mind so easy and quick spacemen from mars stole all of my money but i could play the game they love me just the same that s my story and i m stickin to it that s my life and all that i ve got call me a liar call me a writer believe me or not believe me or not women always know before you tell them the younger girls so easy to trick what s that word i think i m eccentric but i can play the game they love me anyway revelations love when they happen wizards and lizards i choose and i pick in a hundred years this all won t matter how you play the game they love you just the same that s my story and i m stickin to it that s my life and all that i ve got call me a liar call me a writer believe me or not believe me or not i will play the game i will stay the same i will play the game believe me or not  that s my story and i m stickin to it that s my life and all that i ve got call me a liar call me a writer believe me or not believe me or not that s my story and i m stickin to it that s my life and all that i ve got call me a liar call me a writer believe me or not believe me or not i will play the game i will stay the same i will play the game again and again and again i will play the game i will stay the same i will play the game again and again 