this song totally sucks this song totally sucks hey hey hey hey hey hey woo hey hey hey hey hey hey woo come over here if you want to get raped by a creepy wannabe timberlake maybe i m going deaf or maybe i m just high but no means yes in my mind this song and video will make you wanna take a knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea so overhyped it s absurd makes me seem like a huge perv because you are a huge perv and now it s time for stupid hashtags that say my last name it s extremely lame here s what they should say i m a douchebag who thinks he s so smooth everyone s dancing except me i m way too cool i m going blind that s my excuse when i am accused of molesting women cause i m a scumbag who wrote this concept nothing happening makes any damn sense there s a car on your butt now let s watch t i dance like a dirty old man who just shit in his pants i really want to fuck this goat now here s a crappy hey hey hey woo attempt at funny what rhymes with funny a lot of stuff idiot  what the hell s wrong with this blonde girl humping a stuffed dog could this video get any more wrong hey come here girl i have a big d if a guy has to say that it means it s small and diseased you just got your ass served somebody please tell me what the hell am i doing in this vid i mean went from rapping on tracks about the streets to brushing white chicks hair like a total creep and what the hell s with pharrell s outfit he look like he from outer space in this silver shit this video s wack and this song s overplayed come on dude stop hashtagging your name robin you asshole i m preggo with your baby even though i said no you knocked me up anyway but the lines were blurred they totally weren t you re just a bastard bart baker as robin thicke dave days as peta member george t kimmel iv as police officer preggo girl s father ok that s enough everyone freeze i m a hashtag cop this hashtag abuse is against the law i m not kidding someone turn that shit off i am warning you stop or i will shoot okay that s it dude pharrell hands up you re under arrest for soliciting goat sex put your hands behind your head thicke you are dead this is my daughter you got her preggers time to meet my fist jerk what the hell payback s a bitch