yo whatup doc it s cod dude about to batter battlefield back to 1942 to the entire world plays me when it s game time this from a game whose biggest selling point is fish a i you re the least innovative of the game franchises same game every year what have your fanboys got alzheimer s yeah cause the way i see every game since 04 could have been dlc oh did i say 04 i go further back in time you re based off the quake engine from 1999 oh 1999 shit dawg that s as old as this song we stole this beat from oh no i m losing this battle man i m failing i m through wait oh yeah i got 70 million more players than you and did you have a single player campaign i can t remember i don t quite understand how people think you re a contender i ve got soap price ghost damn such memorable men and you ve got umm uh wait oh who were they again yo who cares about protagonists and a i characters it s all about the multiplayer real people real battles bitch yeh well nice try with bad company but no cigar well i d rather no cigar than no dice and while talking about memorable what was your theme tune my theme tune rules oh you mean the one you stole from terminator 2 you can take your perks fool circle jerk too i aim with skill knife up in your grill next  yeah well on my death bed my grenade will drop like skrillex yeah i tried your game once logged on spawned in it all the vehicles were taken so i walked for four minutes to get one hit killed by an rpg from some gay bitch and ran over by my own team with a jeep so i rage quit yeah i tried your game too it was really bad couldn t hear shit over the screaming kids calling me a queer fag and by the time i muted i was stuck in the spawn mincemeat because some prestige 4 year old was on a kill streak your matches suck it s just a violent bloodbath but i ve got more style than your price s mustache yo where s your mustache battlefield i must ask my players don t need to compensate for what they can t have and graphics huh ghosts looks antique you call it next gen i call it last week so fuck off and go and find your manhood cause with frostbite 3 you know i look damn good to play you need a beastly pc dice wanna stop misleading your geeks not every gamers wallet or their bank is so massive for a top spec pc to run with maximum graphics and jeez battlefield for an fps your fps sucks how many frames you clock on a console 10 well fuck stop living in the past come to next gen where we re the best then where we clock a hot 60fps man and 64 simultaneous players but in this gen you re only 24 that s a failure to gamers well you ve got that static map design that barely changes i m about them real battlefields big open spaces and explain how a game that is claiming to have such a realistic dog could be such a fake bitch this rap battles no clever man it s audacious when you ve got rihanna and i ve got eminem on my trailers and what ve you got to offer in this next gen dawg cause whatever it is it s not good as my next gen dog he took out a helicopter man that s a violent stray poochie oh shit what is this a michael bay movie that s just a cutscene from your campaign for me that kinda shit happens in game so i ll blow a skyscraper up jihad jeep while you use the same damn gun week after week you are the kill streak in my land you pilot the plane not call it in on an earpiece on an ipad my nan could do that that s how it seems to me i wanna teach you a word accessibility remember fun have you even played a game before you think you know battles you can t even beat me in a sales war or is it the most elitist fags i killed dum dum dum dum dum only in battlefield you re just jealous of my k s to d s nah you re all me me me i m taking care of my team let s settle this like a man s son wait why are we rapping we have guns4