dude that bands so gay really you mean theyre jovial happy and good spirited wait what no i mean their music sucks oh i thought you were trying to speak english just then my bad to the dudes across the world ive got something to say if you see beauty in the human form that means youre kind of gay alred kinsey said it best the human scale is sliding completely gay or straight theres no clear dividing and subjects like these strike a serious chord they tell you that its wrong to be bi curious george its the feeling that you get watching sports with your buddies in any room of 9ers fans half of them have chubbies footballs thats gay milonakis had it right guys shower in the locker room and put on pads and tights they dance around with balls and slap each others butts if you told me that was straight then id tell you that youre nuts construction men are gay erecting buildings all day long check the washington monument it looks like a giant schlong redneck guys are in the closet but dont feel bad there s still room for rainbow bars on confederate flags everyones a little bit gay we try to hide it try to put it away confusing feelings dont mean theyre wrong so just sit back listen to my song everyones a little bit gay dont get defensive just know its okay homophobic guys hear what i say you loved the village people back in the day renaissance man you cant convince me that you like chicks yo right da vinci he liked pepperoni on and off the plate just like aristotle and alexander the great or ask walt whitman and henry thoreau male bondin at walden many years ago and friendship loves confusing surely ask ren stimpy or bert and ernie rappers on the dl have a secret plan rob halford came out and atom goren understands carson dailys manorexic so gay in his demeanor just like pete wentz taking pictures of wiener the afi guy nobody really knows check out exhibit a glittler boy clothes but mc lars isnt gay i get with chicks every night so the world will know im straight i mean that makes sense right right  everyones a little bit gay we try to hide it try to put it away confusing feelings dont mean theyre wrong so just sit back listen to my song everyones a little bit gay you cant deny it despite what you say before you go and judge someone different wait voting republican wont make you straight let me break it down its not that scary you come home for christmas with a guy named harry you offend your mom and your uncle larry youve got to do your thing just ask chuck berry they ban gay marriage they say its weird but tradition comes from habit and tradition comes from fear and say people rock just check the facts so if youre hating on my homos then youre bound to get a smack everyones a little bit gay we try to hide it try to put it away confusing feelings dont mean theyre wrong so just sit back listen to my song everyones a little bit gay dont get stressed just know its okay homophobic rappers hear what i say you moonwalked in crenshaw back in the day2