yo i still masturbate while eating top ramen at a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape when i m slurping at this unbelievable pace i turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up on my face if you give no effort if you got no money then i got a cheap method crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch now that s a real education fuck books if you wanna make it in college acknowledge all the flavors that be dropping mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods we got chicken and beef to boost the manhood anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first start with the shrimp and then the fire if you re fully blazed then this shit ll get you higher thirty five cents a pack three for a dollar unbelievable pricing that s the future of a blue collar worker and i m talkin bout ramen this shit ll fill you up when you re feeling like an african come back when you re in the state that i m in and say hi to my homeboy top ramen