well used to be heavy but now i m thin belly hung over now my chest caves in eyes are glassy and my britches fit me right my feet are still long and my hair is too you don t have to move over cause i can get through i won t be a fat boy any more well i couldn t play ball cause i couldn t run fast never got a date cause i never got asked couldn t jump high or walk around too long couldn t talk too much about the women i had friends talked about them made me feel real bad i won t be a fat boy any more girls would tell me that my eyes was blue sometimes i told em that theirs was too said i was funny and sweeter than mama s pie for many long years i hardly ever got laid now i m cause my dues have been paid i won t be a fat boy any more well i used to go drinking and look for my bride walk into parties and the girls would hide they didn t want no fat boys in they rooms they always used to tell me we could be good friends you can sleep on the pallet when the party ends i won t be a fat boy any more now i got a little woman had a kiss each day she likes my looks and some of my ways glad i ain t a fat boy any more her hair s real curly and her eyes real brown she rubs my belly when i m laying down i won t be a fat boy any more yeah i used to be heavy but now i m thin belly hung over now my chest caves in eyes are glassy and my britches fit me right my feet are still long and my hair is too you don t have to move over cause i can get through i won t be a fat boy any more i won t be a fat boy any more