you sat down on our leather chaircalled everyone said stick your toes all up in the air come on it ll be fun some tried they thought you were a little strange they were all right we did thirteen thousand exercises they were all ashamed but we were all okay you called me up said boy you can t handle this i was uptight only punches below the neck not the pretty face they all came and they gathered round now is our time chaos was followed by stupid laughs but i don t even care no i don t even care i don t even care stay back stay home stay home