i met a girl today she treats me like the finest mexican wine i like mexican wine then i asked this little flower if she would be all mine she said hell no i need a man to treat me like a queen all day and night need a man with money style power prospects a man looking for a wife and i said bitch just wanted a kiss you ve got yourself an unrealistic wish looking for a man who s all that and a bag of chips well i must have struck a chord or something cause pretty soon our hearts was thumpin she grabbed me by the hips and we locked lips i didn t know it but i d found my future wife she gave my heart it s stint and gave my eyes their sight hey baby you re the equal in my tea hey honey you can take as long as you need to satisfy me and this little thing she told me she pregnant with my baby and that s for sure and i say what you gonna do and she say hmmm well i don t know i feel so scared and all alone and i say girl you ve got me and that s for sure i didn t know it but i had found my future wife she gave my dog it s feed and gave my daughter life hey baby you re the equal in my tea hey honey you can take your sweet time to satisfy me the army drafted me the war became my life i feel the worst down here but god is on our side hey baby you re the air in my flat tire hey honey i ve seen men sent home by being struck by friendly fire i met a man today he told me the secret to the mid east peace resolve you ve got to let that man made problem self devolve as for iraq they re just lines on a map jotted down by some limey wanker for sure sharing a long hearted laugh about the kurds i knew right then this man was quite the bitter fruit he knew my mute view that his love would follow suit hey stranger you ve got moxie out the ass hey buddy these yankee franks you know their empire won t last