9 oclock class feels like five asleep at three so sleep deprived stat 60 satisfies 2c the math ger not the one for me the central limit theorem speak english the sum of squares i dont need this but im positive studying hard gotta pass this no holds barred but essay due last thursday man moby dick i understand up till five in the library meyer lair kind of scary asleep at eight then up at ten missed the lecture cant pretend i get the null hypothesis on tuesdays test i was dissed got stat 60 on my mind in my notes and in my rhymes chi squared values all the time easy quarter not this time whyd you have to go and make things so complicated professor thomas never are the quiz score grades ever inflated but you taught this you get involved in radio work really hard get your own show but whoops you slip and play a track uncensored as matter of fact the fcc gets on your back the station manager says its whack the probability that youll loose your show on 90 1 1 0 lets say that youre late for class racing down peddling fast you live in a class is at b integrate time and velocity the probability that youll crash your bike in white plaza on the way to psych 34 on your cell phone 85 if you hit a cone lets say you meet this hot sophomore she likes you you cant ignore x the months that you date p the probability that its great you break up but you still kiss youre not discrete its continuous late night hook ups nebulous thin line friendship no big fuss weekly sessions on the phone made the right choice youre on your own good to be single all alone degrees of freedom you cant clone but calculate e of x youre at a party you see your ex the probability that your heart breaks in 2 shes with someone new and its not you s t a t sixty baby s t a t sixty baby s t a t sixty baby s t a t sixty im going to pass this class so you know