vader is a friend of mine vader is my friend vader is a friend of mine i have a friend in vader vader is a friend of mine vader is my friend vader is a friend of mine he taught me how to kill and do it easily he taught me i can do it when people laugh at me i ve had friends before they ve all been such a bore he showed me how to dance just like a whore vader is a friend of mine vader is my friend vader is a friend of mine i have a friend in vader vader is a friend of mine vader is my friend vader is a friend of mine he taught me how to torture til people had no soul he stabbed a guy with lightsaber and left a little hole they may say he s evil but i say that s a lie trust me he s a super cool guy vader is a friend of mine vader is a friend of mine once i tried to run i tried to run away but he cut my achilles tendon with his little blade he is like a shark but he walks on the land he ll try to kill you anyway he can vader is a friend of mine vader is a friend of mine vader is a friend of mine he will kill my family if i do something wrong he chokes me with his force powers when i write silly songs this song is silly so now i m going to die he put a bomb right in my underwear bye