one deep breath you step out a milestone that marks the end of the week into a night of no rewards she s fulfilled you could kill i hate saturday nights no stopping no parking red tail lights no fun in sight you try to act comfortable you re losing the fight too crowded you shout out i hate saturday nights i hate saturday nights guys prowl girls scowl you can t be enjoying yourself with so many desperate competing attentions you re scraping the bottom i hate saturday nights 