i pounded on a farmhouse looking for a place to stay i was mighty mighty tired i d come a long long way i said hey hey in there is there anybody home i was standin on the steps feeling most alone when out comes a farmer he must ve thought that i was nuts he immediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts i fell down to my bended knees saying i dig farmers dont shoot me please he cocked his rifle and begin to shout are you that travelin salesman that i have heard about i said no no no im a doctor and its true im a clean cut kid and i been to college too then in comes his daughter whose name was rita she looked like she stepped out of la dolce vita i immediately tried to cool it with her dad and told him what a nice pretty farm he had he said what do doctors know about farms pray tell i said i s born at the bottom of a wishing well well by the dirt neath my nails i guess he knew i wouldnt lie he said i guess youre tired he said it kind of sly i said yes ten thousand miles today i drove he said i got a bed for you underneath the stove just one condition you can go to sleep right now that you dont touch my daughter and in the morning milk the cows i was sleeping like a rat when i heard something jerkin there stood rita looking just like tony perkins she said would you like to take a shower ill show you up to the door i said oh no no ive been through this movie before i knew i had to split but i did not know how when she said would you like to take that shower now well i couldnt leave unless the old man chased me out because id already promised that id milk his cows i had to say somethin to strike him very weird so i yelled out i like fidel castro and his beard rita looked offended but she got out of the way as he came charging down the stairs sayin whats that i heard you say  i said i like fidel castro i think you heard me right and i ducked as he swung at me with all his might rita mumbled somethin bout her mother on the hill as his fist it hit the icebox he said hes gonna kill me if i dont get out the door in two seconds flat you unpatriotic rotten doctor commie rat well he threw a readers digest at my head and i did run i did a somersault as i seen him get his gun and crashed through the window at a hundred miles an hour and landed fully blast in his garden flowers rita said come back as he started to load the sun was coming up and i was running down the road well i dont figure ill be back there for a spell even though rita moved away and got a job in a motel he still waits for me constant on the sly he wants to turn me in to the f b i me i romp and stomping thankful as i romp without freedom of speech i might be in the swamp4