back in school i was a real hot stud with muscles xxl but the others thought my name was mud and made my school days hell only cnd or greenpeace would impress these infidels so i kept my temper hidden very well i demonstrated and remonstrated for human rights i took a stand yet i wanted to drive a tank a big green army tank the real thing no child s prank just wanted to drive a tank after school i wanted to have fun and kick some ass but again restraint came over me i was cool at recess i refused to serve declined in style the army makes me scream the league of nations is my one and only dream soon i got a real deal i brought the meals on wheels but that was dumb and dull and stank i just wanted to drive a tank a big green army tank the real thing no childs prank now and then when i was on tour i was quite the entrepreneur i put something in the meat pies and they all were hospitalised after that i became a nurse geriatrics that was much worse which is when i ve broken the law cause i bought a power saw sometimes i feel lonely but for sure im not a ladies man i dream of someone who will say to me i can drive a tank for once just drive a tank then shit will hit the fan drive a tank at last just drive a tank then shit will hit the fan