put your ear to the ground there s a buzz about a new type of song they call it folk and what it does is make you want to sing along we can try our hand at kumbaya michael row the boat ashore you don t even have to burn your bra to fit in with this dcor cause folk is the new black cheaper than crack and you don t have to cook download it and see the first time is free then you ll be hooked you can be politically correct you don t even have to risk your neck better than crackfolk is the new black all the ladies on fifth avenue are wearing dungarees you can tell which ones are new cause they re starched and creased we ll be starting our campaign real soon folk is for fun say the ads pete seeger s is the voice we ll use even though he s just a fad cause folk is the new black it s cheaper than crack and you don t have to cook download it and see the first time is free then you ll be hooked all your friends will think you have real talent when you ve memorized all of barbara allen better than crackfolk is the new black folk is the new black cheaper than crack and you don t have to cook download it and see the first time is free then you ll be hooked we ll be singing hootenanny songs long after rock and roll is gone better than crackfolk is the new black  thank you that was perfectly awful 