stop pickin on me because i m a geek i m strange to you you re strange to me well one of these days i m gonna pack heat your brains on the wall my face my face on tv they dissipate the pungent odor of a power holder sand kickers comin sixty clicks upon the sonar they re gonna fold me over like a trapper keeper folder if this was d d you d see me jump into a portal i m a geek spelled g double e k i meet my boys in the basement about every day a card table comic books and cans of coke that we blow out of our nose after a star wars joke we got style tape on our glasses zits on our faces and hair on our asses shiny shoes belt buckles and pocket protectors tricked out backpacks like my main man venkman s we got problems namely the jocks the suv suckers with class rings on their cocks otherwise known as the motherfuckers touchin the tit if i was wolverine you d hear my knuckles go snikt i m not perfect the before picture of peter parker always trip and drop my tray in front of the girl that always sparkles i got brains fuck b s and c s i got a grade point average higher than hendrix on new year s eve  stop pickin on me because i m a geek i m strange to you you re strange to me well one of these days i m gonna pack heat your brains on the wall my face my face on tv don t fuck with a geek just cause he s got a gift you get in my way bitch you get a vulcan neck pinch one night i didn t go to sleep up playin risk at dawn i won got global dominance but in the hallway it s completely different shit can t get my locker open and my pants are always split can t seem to catch a ride can t ever get a date but in my mind seven of nine thinks i m great prom night bites primadonnas prevail i m at home recitin lines from the holy grail stuffed nose and some swollen glands never been kissed never been holdin hands just bust my biscuits over britney in a bubble bath darth vader with inhalers in case my lungs collapse the dragon died from a heart attack you may advance and yo i upped your armor class bein a geek it ain t so bad i can t get laid i got japanime stashed in a mind jam packed with sci fi facts dreadknocks rock dinobots kick ass stop pickin on me because i m a geek i m strange to you you re strange to me well one of these days i m gonna pack heat your brains on the wall my face my face on tv stop pickin on me because i m a geek i m strange to you you re strange to me well one of these days i m gonna pack heat your brains on the wall my face my face on tv stop pickin on me because i m a geek i m strange to you you re strange to me well one of these days i m gonna pack heat your brains on the wall my face my face on tv