your boyfriend ask have you been cheating give him alternative facts the cops pull you over sir have you been drinking give em alternative facts your resume ain t looking good bro delete it and use alternative facts you got a lie you wanna keep a secret just use alternative facts now let s go ay i love alternative facts ay he love alternative facts ay she love alternative facts ay we love alternative facts donald trump s an honorable guy kanye s so modest and shy that s a couple alternative facts so we can all be honest and lie i use them all the time for my benefit i tell true fibs i m not a hypocrite so i can never be caught in a lie even with a women i m solid cause i knew this thot liza excellent cockrider with a twat like a hot geyser gave me top in her moms chrysler she was hot as a bonfire only problem i did not like her so i had to lie to her with the lies i m nicer than sean spicer so if you get caught with another dude your man burst into the room and seen the brother nude you ve got alternative facts so what the fuck is proof look him dead in the eye and tell the other truth your boyfriend ask have you been cheating give him alternative facts the cops pull you over sir have you been drinking give em alternative facts your resume ain t looking good bro delete it and use alternative facts you got a lie you wanna keep a secret just use alternative facts  now let s go ay i love alternative facts ay he love alternative facts ay she love alternative facts ay we love alternative facts you gotta learn to relax you gotta learn to act like these conservatives act like kellyanne conway she got alternative facts she lies so well she should learn how to rap cuz in this era she would murder it culture i m not concerned with it hip hop is alive cuz these wack rappers preserving it that s the kind of fact in the science class that teaches galileo said the earth is flat as black chyna s ass that s alternative truth no reversing it you got the urge to get away with false verbiage lies for the truth that s what you re tryna pass that s a king mufasa tale with your lyin ass it s just i m in here dropping classics like gum bottom reeboks i ve got another alternative fact before the beat stops raindrops droptops i m glad slaughterhouse album ain t detox your boyfriend ask have you been cheating give him alternative facts the cops pull you over sir have you been drinking give em alternative facts your resume ain t looking good bro delete it and use alternative facts you got a lie you wanna keep a secret just use alternative facts now let s go ay i love alternative facts ay he love alternative facts ay she love alternative facts ay we love alternative facts1