duke aww come on 96 you were the king of the world badass in every way huntin the invaders yeah a smooth operator kickin ass and savin the day duke hey that s not fair fans who are you supposed to be now duke don t you know who i am fans you re an out of date redundant sacred cow duke you used to be cool but you gotta make your mind up if you re modern or old school duke you used to be cool learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame two weapon rule and then the world might not be so cruel so we waited for your regal return how could we know you d become a fuckin pussy hidin behind a wall shit i guess you found more gum duke things have changed in 12 years fans you ve become a wimp since then duke shit gettin drunk off one beer fans you should still be sober after ten duke you used to be cool but you gotta make your mind up if you re modern or old school duke you used to be cool learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame two weapon rule and then the world might not be so cruel duke now i m really pissed off and the aliens say we want your women we want your women we want your women we want your women give us your women give us your women give us your women give us your women give us your women give us your women give us your women give us your women duke you used to be cool but you gotta make your mind up if you re modern or old school duke you used to be cool learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame two weapon rule and then the world might not be so cruel 