if i was an ivy league kind of girl do you think that they would give me more shifts at work spent all my day walking round the local lake never thought i would have this 9 to 5 heartache i went to b grade university and got myself an arts degree oh oh if i was an ivy league kind of girl do you think that i d be different would it change my world spend all my day getting on the honour roll then i d go and get married so i don t live on the dole i went to b grade university and got myself an arts degree oh oh i ll be a straight a student and pass with flying colours get invited to do honours i ll be a workplace dreamboat job interviews i know it all i ll be so damn employable i went to b grade university and got myself an arts degree oh oh i went to b grade university and got myself an arts degree oh oh 