my name s joe i m the ceo yeah i m the man makes the big wheels roll i m the hand on the green light switch you get to be famous i get to be rich go get me a kid with a good looking face bring me a kid can remember his place some hungry poet son of a bitch he gets to be famous i get to be rich or bring me a girl they re always the best you put em on stage and you have em undress some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick hey now that s what i call music well they ll come looking for money when the public gets bored but we ll fight em with lawyers they could never afford yeah i ll make her look like a spoiled little bitch she gets to be famous i get to be rich or bring me a girl they re always the best you put em on stage and you have em undress some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick hey now that s what i call music so burned out johnny thinks the books are shifty what good is that alky to me when he s fifty well we could move catalog if he d only die quicker send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor he gets to be famous i get to be rich he gets to be famous i get to be rich my name s joe i m the ceo i m the man that makes the big wheels roll