i m ready ready as any man can be i m ready ready as any man can be you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me i got an axe hounds pistol build on a graveyard frame that shoots tombstone bullets somewhere and a ball and chain i m drinkin tnt you know i m smokin dynamite you know i hope some screwball start a fight cause i m ready oh aha you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me say now you pretty little chicks with your curly hair i know you feel just like i ain t nowhere but stop what your doin and baby come over here you know i can prove to ya baby that i ain t no square cause i m ready sure enough now you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me come on let s get together now say now you pretty little chicks come here with your curly hair i know you feel just like i ain t nowhere but stop what your doin and baby come over here you i can prove to ya baby that i ain t no square cause i m ready sure enough now you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me i ve been drinkin gin like never before i feel so good you know i just gotta let you know one more drink you know and i wish you would i takes a whole lotta lovin to make me feel good cause i m ready sure enough now you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me oh i m ready oh i m ready ohhhhooo lord you know i m ready for you and i hope you re ready for me yeah