it is a time without any hope of murder and intrigue dagger and cloak savages roam through magic and smoke and various other high fantasy tropes there s a hero s job to be filled send your cv along to the guild perks include tons worth of loot but the drawbacks are you ll probably be killed no respite from the death knight he won t stop even at red lights when it s way past his bedtime he ll keep at it til he meets that deadline the one where your death is a headline he s a wrecker of men s minds dissolve their soul like an enzyme please prevent him from bringing the end times jump in to the dungeon hunting for something undead fighting surviving striking terror in the hearts of my foes til they die then i take what i find to my liking i m an isometric adventurer raising your telephone s processor temperature trekking the breadth and the length of valenthia i m not hiking for fun i was sent here raving waving death incarnate draped and garbed in a justicar arcplate partake in the chase for pay til i make more change than a busty barmaid look at my loot and all my skills you re not allowed to join my guild me and my pals were all quite thrilled when we saw you were just another fool i d killed hacking and slashing you couldn t kill faster that s why it s me and not you that s guildmaster you re as easy to hack as the password password you daft bastard  jump in to the dungeon hunting for something undead fighting surviving striking terror in the hearts of my foes til they die then i take what i find to my liking you plebs are living in fear i m living for legendary gear can t wait for the set to appear i m a trifle obsessed is it weird i m a little bit ocd no pc games no tv no distractions no interruptions nobody better be phoning me i m in the zone elite and knowing me i supposedly stole your seat so go and tell your homies please that i rode this beat like a noble steed throwing blows at your nose til your noses bleed i ve got rows of runestones for teeth saving the place from a plague and then making sure i m going home for tea jump in to the dungeon hunting for something undead fighting surviving striking terror in the hearts of my foes til they die then i take what i find to my liking 