if you re blue and you don t know where to go to why don t you go where fashion sits puttin on the ritz different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat perfect fits puttin on the ritz dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin hard to look like gary cooper come let s mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or um ber ellas in their mitts puttin on the ritz puttin on the ritz if you re blue and you don t know where to go to why don t you go where fashion sits puttin on the ritz different types who wear a day coat pants with stripes and cutaway coat perfect fits puttin on the ritz dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin hard to look like gary cooper come let s mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or um ber ellas in their mitts puttin on the ritz puttin on the ritz have you seen the well to do up and down park avenue on that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air high hats and arrow collars white spats and lots of dollars spending every dime for a wonderful time dressed up like a million dollar trooper tryin hard to look like gary cooper come let s mix where rockefellers walk with sticks or um ber ellas in their mitts puttin on the ritz tips his hat just like an english chappie to a lady with a wealthy pappy very snappy you ll declare it s simply topping to be there and hear them swapping smart tidbits puttin on the ritz puttin on the ritz puttin on the ritz puttin on the ritz