do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once i am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up i think i m cracking up am i just paranoid or am i just stoned i went to a shrink to analyze my dreams she says it s lack of sex that s bringing me down i went to a whore he said my life s a bore so quit my whining cause it s bringing her down sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up i think i m cracking up am i just paranoid a ya ya ya grasping to control so i better hold on sometimes i give myself the creeps sometimes my mind plays tricks on me it all keeps adding up i think i m cracking up am i just paranoid or am i just stoned 