oh man give me a cold beer maybe two well she cleaned out my house lock stock and barrel and never even kissed me goodbye she took my dog my horse my boots and my saddle so friend if you re wondering why i m gonna sit right here and drink cold beer sure as hell ain t goin home till they give last call for alcohol we ll party till the money s all gone i got a letter from her big shot lawyers saying they weren t thru with me yet they want the entire amount in my bank account i get to keep what s left there s gonna be nothing left not a zip not a cent i don t care and it don t matter we ll just have a good time cause she gonna choke when she sees i m flat broke coz i m spending every last dime it s all gone and all mine ah i m sorry baby there s nothing left oh hang on