and now it s time for ukulele karaoke with bob the part of the show when bob comes out sings an ukulele karaoke uh what s going on you re doing the ukulele karaoke no no i m on break this is the pirates they are busy with the rest of the show b but i don t know the song you re monsieur bring in the props but wakiki your island breeze monsieur hold on a sec i m totally unprepared to do a solo your back up singers huh isn t that the oui they are the wiggly turtle tubies the wiggly turtle tubies they look taller on tv so do you tomato but really this is larry s gig i can t just the show must go on monsieur quick that is your que just follow the but lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance well i keep a little turtle at my uncle my aunt s my auntie s name is myrtle my island turtle s name is lance he doesn t wander far even if he gets the chance he just plays his ukulele he does the hula dance what lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance he threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night invited all his turtle friends to come have a wiki bite the turtles started walking there as lance began to swing the one who lived across the street arrived there in the spring oh i get it turtles are slow so it took him a long time that s pretty good lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance but lance just kept on cooking he was grilling full of glee he was marinating ribs cause he liked syrup with his feta cheese i i m sorry i lance s purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please pineapples are shiny spotted tiki bumblebees oh man lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance wait a minute guys i don t think this is right it doesn t make any sense it works for us ha ha but the song the song there are luscious chocolate fingers swimming slowly in the school mele kalikimaka fluffy bunnies driving in the pool uh larry thousand igloos wax the beach spray luggage in the trees raining puppies flying clowns flossing punahele ow oh forget it lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance lance the turtle aloha lance lance the turtle dance dance dance this has been ukulele karaoke with bob tune in next time to here bob say i ll be in my dressing room 