well horace it looks like i ve nothing left to say but goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye don t try to stop me horace please wave your little hand and whisper so long dearie you ain t gonna see me anymore but when you discover that your life is dreary don t you come a knockin on my door cause i ll be all dolled up and singin that song that says you dog i told you so so wave your little hand and whisper so long dearie dearie should ve said so long so long ago because you treated me so rotten and rough i ve had enough of feelin low so wave your little hand and whisper so long dearie dearie should ve said so long so long ago for i can hear that choo choo callin me on to a fancy new address yes i can hear that choo choo callin me on on board that happiness express i m gonna learn to dance and drink and smoke a cigarette i m goin as far away from yonkers as a girl can get so and on those cold winter nights horace you can snuggle up to your cash register it s a little lumpy but it rings don t come a knockin i ll be all dolled up and singin that song that says you dog i told you so so horace you will find your life a sad old story when you see your dolly shuffle off to glory oh i should ve said so long so long ago 