she left for someone so much slimmer than me my confidence wrecked like a ship in the sea but i got allotment and i got the shed i got the toys when the kids have dropped dead i ve got the confidence nipped in the bud i got the backchat that does me no good just when you think she can t get no more cold she s emptied the freezer and left me the mould just when you think she s got all that you got she got the roof and left chimney pot just when you think she can t get any lower she got the garden left you the mower the mower when i asked why she found somebody else she answered me why just take a look at yourself just when i felt it was as low as it gets she s left me the dog food and taken the pets i got the new flat a fridge full of beer and you got the new friend who s loving you here loving you here in what once was my bed and i got the couch or a mattress instead just when you think she s got all that you got she got the roof and left chimney pot just when you think she can t get any lower she got the garden left you the mower the mower just when you think she s got all that you got just when you re stood there in permanent shock you spent your last penny and lost your last sock she s got the acres and you ve lost the plot just when you think she s got all that you got she got the roof and left chimney pot just when you think she can t get any lower she got the garden left you the mower just when you think she s got all that you got she got the roof and left chimney pot just when you think she can t get any lower she got the garden left you the mower the mower the mower the mower 1