i ve got bad news baby and you re the first to know yes i ve got bad news baby and you re the first to know well i discovered this morning that my wig is about to blow well i ve been rocking on my feet and i ve been talking all out of my head well well i ve been rocking on my feet and i ve been talking all out of my head and when i get through talking i can t remember a thing i ve said now i used to be a sharpie all dressed in the latest style but now i m walking down broadway wearing nothing but a smile i see all kinds of little men although they re never there i tried to push a subway train and poured whiskey in my hair i m a gal who blew a fuse i ve got those blowtop blues last night i was five feet tall today i m eight feet ten every time i fall downstairs i float right up again when somebody turned the lights on me it like to drove me blind i woke up this morning in bellevue but i ve left my mind behind i m a gal you can t excuse cause i ve got those blowtop blues well i got high last night and i took my man to his wife s front door yes yes i got juiced last night and i took my man to his wife s front door she was a 45 packin mama and i ain t goin to try that no more 