let me tell you about a girl i know she had a drink about an hour ago sitting in a corner by herself in a bar in downtown hell she heard a noise and she looked through the door and saw a man she d never seen before light skin light blue eyes a double chin and a plastic smile her eyebrow raised as he walked through the door and took an empty seat next to her at the bar my brand new car is parked right outside how d ya like to go for a ride she said wait a minute i have to think he said that s fine may i please buy you a drink one drink turned into three and four and they left and got into his car and they drove away someplace real far now baby the time has come how d ya like to have a little fun and she said if we could please be on our way i will not run that s when things got out of control she didn t want to he had his way she said let s go he said no way baby baby it s your lucky day shut your mouth we re gonna do it my way come on baby don t be afraid if it wasn t for date rape i d never get laid he finished up he started the car he turned around drove back to the bar he said now baby don t be sad in my opinion you weren t half bad she picked up a rock threw it at the car hit him in the head now he s got a big scar come on party people won t you listen to me date rape stylie the next day she went through her drawer and looked up her local attorney at law went to the phone and filed a police report and then she took the guy s ass to court the day he stood in front of the judge he screamed she lies that little slut the judge knew he was full of shit and he gave him twenty five years now his heart is filled with tears one night in jail it was getting late and he was butt raped by a large inmate and he screamed but the guards paid no attention to his cries that s when things got out of control the moral of the date rape story is it doesn t pay to be drunk and horny but that s the way it had to be they locked him up and threw away the key well i can t take pity on a man of his kind even though he now takes it in the behind but that s the way it had to be they locked him up and threw away the key well i can t take pity on a man of his kind even though he now takes it in the behind la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la she didn t want to she didn t want to she didn t want to she didn t want to take it