i got a long list of needs gotta satisfy em all and the first on the list is a bag of tylenol cause i m stressed out thinking i don t have the time at all to get my shopping done let me start here on the top at one first i need to check my e mail oh shit yahoo front page news another celebrity female that had a wedding recently the marriage epicly failed i need to click the link because i need to get the details soon as i click it i m hit with a little ad that reminds me of a need that i already had it s an absolute must have need it really bad before i read the story i be rushing out of my pad now i m in my car speeding cause i m itching to find a mickey d s drive through so i can sit in the line gotta get in it in time can t waste a minute of time the mcrib s only there for a limited time and then i m hit with a sign that makes a switch in my mind reminding me of a need of a different kind a brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench makes me head to target to pick up tents cause tomorrow they re coming out with call of duty 84 and it s a necessity i camp out at the store you never know they might never fucking make any more i m gonna rush to the front when they open the door and trample over any people that fall down on the floor this ain t a game this is war if you produce it i ll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat everybody else got it i don t wanna miss the boat it s a lot of shit i really really need and i need to get all of it at a really fast speed i m aware i m a puppet of another man s greed i don t care i m in love with all this shit i really need  my duffle bag is packed with my phone and my pod my shuffle pad and mac got all of my i s dotted if they made it i got it and i mma open my wallet for the next iproduct gotta try to give them all that i can bruh cause every phone that i own needs to have multiple cameras and my last one only had one how can i be seen from boths sides of the screen i mean if i don t desperately plead and request for my upgrade i ll definitely bleed to death or die of aids i need better resolution more gigs angry birds is old i need war pigs i need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned i gave apple every cent that i earned so i mma be late now i need a tecate to deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait god damn man i just need to relax watch some late night tv aw infomercials aw fuck i need all this shit too i got a lot of insecurities use em to attack me i m going bald getting fat plus i got acne i m looking like a combination of all the before pics please pretty please let me make you more rich cause i need to get over whatever it is that i m sick from list some symptoms i bet i could pick one yeah i got the fifth one out of 45 stomach aches surely i need that particular drug to take the terrorists got me scared as shit time to buy a terror kit with a mask for air in it god bless my soul i need to invest in gold the economy as we know it is about to fucking fold and we re all gonna die if i don t fucking buy all the oil s running dry asteroids from the sky who am i where am i what am i i just need to fucking find the nearest wal mart that s got a gun to buy