once i was the king of spain oh my unspeakable wife queen lisa i m telling you i was the king of spain and now i work at the pizza pizza 1 2 3 4 royalty lord it looked good on me buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free or playing crokinole with the princess of monaco telling my jokes to the opec leaders getting it all on video once i was the king of spain a palatial palace that was my home i m telling you i was the king of spain and now i vacuum the turf at skydome once he was the king of spain i can t wait i m lowering interest rates my people say king how are you such a genius there s a roof overhead and food on our plates it s laissez faire i don t even give a care let s make friday part of the weekend and give every new baby chocolate eclair  once i was the king of spain hey clinton hey yeltsin got problems you phone me i m telling you i was the king of spain now the leafs call me up to drive the zamboni once he was the king of spain ladies and gentlemen i introduce to you the international orchestra now some of you might be wondering how i came to be living in canada after being royalty in spain should i tell them guys tell us king you see late one night when the palace was asleep out of my royal chambers and into the garden i creep and i wait til the appointed time when the moon is lighting the pitch at which point my peasant friend who looks just like me arrives and we make a switch prince and pauper junior and whopper a world made up of silver and copper under my own volition i took a change of position so next time you drool in the pizza line remember slower pizza s more luscious the king of spain never rushes once i was the king of spain i was lookin for off handed ways to improve us i m telling you i was the king of spain and now i m jamming with moxy frvous once he was the king of spain from the liner 1