for every pop tart princess that goes bat shit crazy there s a paula deen getting a public paddling when the wires snap from the back of her neck you know the lights don t go out for all the testimonial televangelists she s got tammy faye baker eyes she s got tammy faye baker eyes is this another farce is the future this frightening i tell you i feel just fine but you re convinced that i m dying oh america s got talent to seduce you to reduce yourself oh america s got talent to seduce you to reduce everybody else to reduce everybody else for every pop tart princess that goes bat shit crazy