feel like a slob who lives for the day when a winning ticket pay is made caught with my butt hanging out of my pants waiting for some kind of lucky chance but nothing ever comes to those who wait that s why i m wasting away in front of that empty plate i say i ll gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today i look out of the window from my bed i weigh all my options but not one comes out ahead you d think there d be something oh i ll take anything i look up to the heavens and over at the phone most of what i had is gone but i still got my tv it makes me feel i m not alone i say nothing s good and nothing s bad everything s just kinda sad i kinda hope for an accident so i can go to sleep i look at all my buddies and what s left of the family they re not what i wanna be not whom i wanna see you d think there d be something oh i ll take anything wasn t always this way i used to know how to use the day maybe i can shake this funk and get out before i m sunk ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo you d think there d be something oh i ll take anything