evening folks whatcha got doctor home no he s not when s he back an hour or so the heck is that well i don t know what in the world where did you find what is he doing he s out of his mind is he in pain is he insane maybe and possibly let me explain no aw heck maybe i shouldn t ve done that but that boy was hoppin like a scalded dog boy maybe frankly that s why i m here i figure maybe we need a veterinarian to sort this out i m hoping dr parker will know what to do i didn t know where else to take him mom shelley quiet can t go to jail he s underage mom shelley quiet folks up at the med school bet they d carve him up or bake him i d send the fbi a page but i don t think we re at that stage so here he is folks he s all yours couldn t leave him out of doors creepin on all fours we could always shoot him but that don t seem right to me n i can t rid myself o my christian charity can we see him shelley get away now you listen to your mother shelley you don t want to be near if it wakes up it bit one of the taylor kids shelley don t stare shelley don t poke what is this sheriff some kind of sick joke mom he s so gross mom can he stay shel i was hopin you d see it that way i m comin up for re election mom shelley quiet i gotta bring this thing to heel mom shelley quiet a boy with his complexion s gonna meet with some objections n i think i know how folks will feel once they hear this bat child is for real it s a bat child mom we gotta keep it all right sheriff dr parker has some cages i ll take care of the boy for you ah that s great meredith i can t thank you enough for the favor and if he turns into a pain call me i ve got stun guns and a chain whoa oh so here he is folks he s all yours i couldn t leave him out of doors creeping on all fours we may have to put him down don t stare shelley please don t poke don t touch him shelley don t provoke mom look at him i know but mom look at him what s wrong with him for now we ll wait and see we can t rid ourselves of our christian charity so here he is folks he s all yours couldn t leave him out of doors creeping on all fours those thunderclouds are closing in don t stare shelley please don t poke don t touch him shelley don t provoke mooooom mooooom we can t just let him be we can t rid ourselves of our christian charity we can t rid ourselves of our christian charity mom shelley quiet 