up at six like a morning glory fix breakfast at my inventory get to the point won t bore you with my story it s eggs gotta rule over all them zones got the tones that s blowing up phones but when i m hungry you know i m gonna jones for eggs fettuccine a la ovo in the kitchen where the pros go i ll cook you something pro bono but all i know is eggs huevos rancheros or motuleos dropping jalapeos like bapapapapa bapapa i m doctor eggman i m not an egg man don t make me beg man don t play no game i wrote the book man on how to cook man alright now look man i got a name people call me eggman cause of my shape not doctor avocado or doctor grape i m an ovoid man with an ovoid plan that s eggs people see me moustache damn it make me nauseous fools like to step and ask if i m the walrus that s the wrong song what s the matter with you but screw it i got a three hundred iq i got that multiple genre bling i got four and twenty rings i m like australian burger king cause i put eggs on everything back to business back to me green hills i got that custard they pay me in clean bills french toast take the day off with eggs i got a lock on protein that s why my figure stay so lean i m gonna dominate the whole scene with eggs mess around and i ll throw down the gauntlet round chef challenge make the best omelette okonomiyaki or matzah brei i poach and i baste and i scramble and i fry and i can fly did i mention that i got machinery to crush you flat but when i i go full fat fri tatatatata tatata i m doctor eggman i m not an egg man don t make me beg man don t play no game i wrote the book man on how to cook man alright now look man i got a name it s doctor eggman it s doctor eggman it s doctor eggman it s just a name i m not an egg man i m not an egg man i m not an egg man it s just my name egg ah1