internet relationships are not real your heart people steal but identities conceal so here s a tale of warning for girls and boys laptop computers can be dangerous toys in the chatroom i inspect who s here tonight asl check i m twenty two and my name is daryl what do you like carol i like to skate i play rock guitar but i m not that great i like to go on dates and stay up late i live in san francisco and hang out on the haight i did when i was eight maybe you should wait see i m really forty seven i have kids and a wife i weigh three hundred pounds and i hate my life yes you lied to me carol it s not normal to have an internet girlfriend online relationships are really just pretend unplug your heart upgrade your system get get off the internet bob went on myspace for hours a day talking to girls from moscow to la but people can surprise you from behind a screen listen to this verse and you ll see what i mean hi i m susie i like your profile i checked out your pics and i like your style comment on my pics and post on my page join my groups and guess my age let me send you pics for your personal collection i hope they inspire you and give you a smile she sent bob pics that were borderline obscene the cops showed up at his door she was only sixteen it s not normal to have an internet girlfriend online relationships are really just pretend unplug your heart upgrade your system get get off the internet if you don t believe us here s a final story about a boy named marcus and his online girlfriend lori behind the monitor truth is hidden from your eyes marcus didn t know but he was in for a surprise we ve been dating for a while but let s cut to the chase i don t know what you look like and i wanna see your face what if you re not a woman and this whole time you lied so this is why it s bad to meet women online living life behind the screen is a total waste of time it s not normal to have an internet girlfriend online relationships are really just pretend unplug your heart upgrade your system get get off the internet it s not normal to have an internet girlfriend online relationships are really just pretend unplug your heart upgrade your system get get off the internet