i flopped down in my easy chair and turned on channel 2 a bad gunslinger called salty sam was a chasin poor sweet sue he trapped her in the old sawmill and said with an evil laugh if you don t give me the deed to your ranch i ll saw you all in half and then he grabbed her he tied her up he turned on the buzz saw ack ack and then along came jones tall thin jones slow walkin jones slow talkin jones along came lonely lanky jones commercial came on so i got up to get myself a snack you should ve seen what was going on by the time that i got back down in the old abandoned mine sweet sue was a havin fits that villain said give me the deed to your ranch or i ll blow you all to bits and then he grabbed her he tied her up he lit the fuse to the dynamite ack ack and then along came jones tall thin jones slow walkin jones slow talkin jones along came lonely lanky jones i got so bugged i turned it off and turned on another show but there was the same old shoot em up and the same old rodeo salty sam was a tryin to stuff sweet sue in a burlap sack he said if you don t give me the deed to your ranch i m gonna throw you on the railroad track and then he grabbed her he tied her up he threw her on the railroad track a train started coming ack ack and then along came jones tall thin jones slow walkin jones slow talkin jones along came lonely lanky jones along came lonely lanky jones
['adult standards', 'bubblegum pop', 'doo-wop', 'rhythm and blues', 'rock-and-roll', 'rockabilly', 'soul']