here they come in their cuffed levi s hair slicked back they re real tough guys black t shirt and a bad attidude better not step on their blue suede shoes livin in a time that s long since gone it s not quite right there s something wrong look there goes another betty page get with it chick it s all the rage chorus he s really really really rockabilly really really really rockabilly he pissed in his pants he s too drunk to care he s wearin 1956 underwear there s neo rockabilly there s psycho rockabilly there s starbucks orange county rockabilly there s euro ja ja wir machen rockin rockabilly there s western swing traditional blues influenced rockabilly there s australian shrimp on the barbie carry your surfboard to sears to buy your rolled up levi s rockabilly there s rock a johnny rock a sally rock a hillbilly it s all too stupid and it s just plain silly the man at the door he s a rockabilly guy he said you can t come in your pompadour s too high better grow them sideburns get a tattoo on your neck drink pabst blue ribbon drive a rockabilly wreck has it come to this i want a new job rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly stars it used to be fun just to play the guitar now i just want to run real real far 