ah damn we got a lot of stupid people doing a lot of stupid things thinking a lot of stupid thoughts and if you want to see one just look in the mirror gotta kill captain stupid can t you see him today we start the new way we re suicidal gotta kill the old way we ll make it better won t you join our mission don t be stupid got to kill captain stupid gotta kill captain stupid brothers killing brothers what up with that can t you see they re laughing that ain t funny babies making babies that ain t love you just got screwed over get some respect chorus got to kill captain stupid got to kill captain stupid and i don t understand why people be bringin captain stupid in their lives treating him like a superhero glorifying him when he ain t nothing but a superpunk and you see you re the one who s gonna have to stop him cause you re the one that started him oh what s that so how you say life sucks well ninety nine percent of it s what you make of it so if your life sucks you suck what s that crap you re smoking playing the fool waste your life for nothing when you re something what the hell you thinking mind pollution got to get back control it s your life fool chorus what s that now ah so you scared to do something about it well you better be scared not to do something about it cause if you don t kill captain stupid captain stupid gonna kill you got to kill captain stupid fool