it took a lifetime but i finally found the perfect waffle recipe you ll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin town one little bite and i m sure that you ll agree your eyes roll back and your knees get weak aw you re gonna lick your plate clean people come from miles around just to study my technique i make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen i m the waffle king yeah waffle king that s what they call me waffle king hey i m the waffle king everywhere i go now the people cheer i never have to wait in line people say right this way sir your money s no good here some day i betcha they ll build me a shrine and everybody say well i m your biggest fan i seen your picture in people magazine folks come from around the world just to shake my hand if you don t believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what i mean i m the waffle king make you wanna scream and shout waffle king that s my name don t wear it out waffle king make no mistake about it i m the waffle king yeah  roll out the red carpet cause here i come all you peons better scram out of my way now you worthless piece of scum don t you know who i am hey i wanna see you grovel you waffle eatin fools everybody on your knees you wanna buy a waffle you re playin by my rules go on beg me lemme hear you say pretty please can t you tell the universe revolves around me don t you know you suckers owe me everything and can t you see that i m the highest form of life that there could ever be everybody all around the world stand up and sing come on now waffle king hey batter batter waffle king hot on your platter waffle king say what s the matter don t you know who i am don t you know who i am tell em girls yeah yeah tell the truth now don t you know who i am don t you know who i am i m the waffle king step aside i m coming through waffle king hey what s the matter with you listen pal you can kiss my royal butt don t you know who i am you ve got to be kidding me 