i d like to actively encourage the toughest man to dance as hard as he can to this my song and bring your stupid friends along we wrote this song cause it s fucking boring to keep spelling out the words that you keep ignoring and your macho shit won t phase me now it just makes us laugh we got your cash court jester take a bow because did you know that when i was nine i tried to fuck a friend of mine he was eight then i turned ten fourteen years later it happened again with another friend this time with me on the receiving end all the fists in the world can t save you now cause if you dance to this you drink to me and my sexuality with your hands down my pants by transitive property