the seven deadly virtues those ghastly little traps oh no my liege they were not meant for me those seven deadly virtues were made for other chaps who love a life of failure and ennui take courage now there s a sport an invitation to the state of rigor mort and purity a noble yen and very restful every now and then i find humility means to be hurt it s not the earth the meek inherit it s the dirt honesty is fatal it should be taboo diligence a fate i would hate if charity means giving i give it to you and fidelity is only for your mate you ll never find a virtue unstatusing my quo or making my beelzebubble burst let others take the high road i will take the low i cannot wait to rush in where angels fear to go with all those seven deadly virtues free and happy little me has not been cursed