i ve been warped by the rain driven by the snow i m drunk and dirty don t you know and i m still willin and i was out on the road late at night i seen my pretty alice in every headlight alice dallas alice and i ve been from tucson to tucumcari tehachapi to tonopah driven every kind of rig that s ever been made driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign i ll be willin to be movin well i ve been kicked by the wind robbed by the sleet had my head stoved in but i m still on my feet and i m still willin i smuggled some smokes and folks from mexico baked by the sun every time i go to mexico and i m still and i ve been from tucson to tucumcari tehachapi to tonopah driven every kind of rig that s ever been made driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign i ll be willin to be movin 3