i m a jack of all trades and a bastard son a burnt out slave and a master of none a cog on a wheel in a dog and pony show but if i won the lottery i d be taken seriously with the keys to the kingdom and a stock portfolio no i don t know why i wait for pigs to fly a normal day for them is a miracle for me the master makes the rules and the master plays the fools an ordinary voice in a silent harmony silent harmony look at the jones they ain t sad at all they love the wage they hate us all they dance to the rhythm of a dark and distant drone i can t keep up with the jones no more i can t make rent when i had it before now a big wolf is at the door looking for blood from a stone no i don t know why i wait for pigs to fly a normal day for them is a miracle for me the master makes the rules and the master plays the fools an ordinary voice in a silent harmony silent harmony should i grow old before i die just another john doe in debt to his eyes choking on the barrel of a gun run down my throat held by the master s invisible hands more more more the master commands call in the lawyers piss on the ants i quote no joke no i don t know why i wait for pigs to fly a normal day for them is a miracle for me the master makes the rules and the master plays the fools an ordinary voice in a silent harmony silent harmony