on the first day of the end of christmas the first thing i crossed off my list was killing a t rex who was super pissed on the second day of the end of christmas the next thing we frickin did was burn down the very first cranberry field on the third day of the end of christmas we got some rabid rats and let them loose to eat all santa hats on the fourth day of the end of christmas we got a big ass log and we damaged the inventor of egg nog on the fifth day of the end of christmas i got some rabid crows and attacked an old lady who tied the first bow on i guess the last day of the end of christmas we got a taser gun and tased the shit out of george washington