yo l what s goin on man man you just killed your set man that was so mean ah thank you brother man oi man you won t believe what just happened man you remember how we talkin about man some of the things people say at these shows just some ignorant shit happened again no word i bet i will but please enlighten me l please man it was like yo l can we touch your beard aww hell nah man dont get near cigarette stained hands and a breath full of beer youd be lucky to get a handshake around here i be windscreen wiping people after a show tryna have some conversations with some fans you know last thing i need is people touching my face when the shows ended and when i say no they get all offended yo whats with that i cant understand it theres asking respectfully and theres those who demand it you dont own me you never will put your ignorance on ice man you better chill i aint here to be laughed at i aint here to be degraded my personal space isnt an issue up for debating my beard aint a hipster trend but when im done explaining this chick comes by and asks thats a nice beard can i braid it hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up  let me tell ya like this the shows done im chillin smoking reefer white girl named tani come up kissin my cheek saying she really likes the way that i freak the freak the mic with many styles now she want me to smile in one of her fuji polaroid pictures its all going so well about to bid her farewell when she grabs one of her friends alicia saying oh my god he looks so much like wiz khalifa what girl tell me youre on drugs tell me your visions impaired or you were dropped on the side of your head as an infant by your drunk mum i know you think we all look alike but thats one dumb statement now shes saying my flat top looks amazing want to play with it like gorilla in cages i said well i want a ferrari but thats not gonna take place during our lifetime ladies neither is you touching my noggin like tradies its degrading and mildly racist but i know you have no idea so i politely say to ya your behaviours not okay just hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up man the shit people be saying at gigs yo thats some of the stupidest shit after a few drinks somell get to ignorant quick and i gotta laugh cause if not itd screw with my head now the shows wrapped up i pick my backpack up thinking to myself theres no more cats around to act up but as im leaving with the band considering were all finished i hear hey thats a nice bag i hope theres no bombs in it 