gather round the campfire you little bastards grandpa wants to sing you a song since your loser parents stuck you with me for the weekend we might as well make the best of it here s a touching tale of love about my time as a young man in the pacific northwest washington state to be exact i fucked a sasquatch that night i fucked a sasquatch that night up on the mountain way up high where the trees meet the sky i fucked a sasquatch i fucked that furry bigfoot s ass while all of mother nature watched sing along you little bastards and kids i fucked a sasquatch that night sweaty yeti pussy is warm moist sweet and tight i fucked a sasquatch while voyeuristic and jacked dolphins watched alright i fucked a sasquatch that night that bigfoot bitch she sat upon my face she had such a sweet succulent gaming taste and oh my cock was hard and so rock steady on and on i fucked that sweaty yeti and kids i fucked a sasquatch that night wonder what the loch ness monster would be like i fucked a sasquatch that night sweet backwoods delight and kids i fucked a sasquatch that night bestiality is wrong but it feels so right motherfucking father nature gave me bestial backwoods delight i fucked a sasquatch that night i fucked a sasquatch that night i fucked a sasquatch that night  and grandkid grandpa grandpa what s a sasquatch it s the best piece of ass grandpa ever had you worthless little pattywaste now get me another beer the song s over
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