listen up im an american and i know just what to be scared of when i hear the word foreign i go immediately down to the groceryco for my anti terrorism do it yourself home kit that they got there up on the shelf with my stubbornly health i cant get exploded havent got wealth enough to devote it in such large measure to picking up bits so id better be prepared on the terrorist tip and i do that there in the simplest way by carefully considering canad i a and deeming its shiftiness quotient high and im mostly fine with you people but watch it canadia strikes me as unpatriotic let me get this straight provinces not states whos your president see thats what i meant post the border guard prepare to bombard countrymen i say to ya beware canadia howd we ever get so misconstrued i thought i heard em all but this ones rude listen dude dont ask for favours then speak ill of your next door neighbour from west coast ravers to northeast seal hunt im shocked how am i supposed to feel frontalot jeez keep your guns and glocks under locks and keys please im stopped and freezed cops are easily bought for cheap i know not to sleep when i walk the streets of new york or los angeles crime riddled cities a fine kettle of fish where youll find little pity every piddly bit of validity in me exhibits lividity youre an idiot indeed consider me out your beef doesnt concern me im cutting dead weight like a weekend at bernies  yo jesse i think that dude fronts onto us time to let those neutron bombs erupt then release snake men in the am to make people watch reruns of amen say again no halifax jupiter mexico we gotcha cornered like the edge of a room we got alien heads in a tomb huh catch my drift like slip stream its better on the top like whipped cream yall can have pamela lee r d already cloned her family tree we got implants for your medulla lobes all we want to do is rule the globe but for now well let you make believe that we dont put microchips in maple leaves you put in the effort to pick up our language though i do notice occasional manglage of pronunciation the letters o u come out your mouth oooo dont know why but they do plus somebody told me yall are rich got foliage rock oil in pitch but if you dont have our freedom you hate it gonna put you on the list to get liberated cmon yo front man come visit we ll go to tim hortons and uh check out some beavers we got balloons and blue money snow pants and soup