lost the remote gotta change it by hand cant find the time fell behind on plans ring fell in the drain forced to buy a new one lost the plot of the thing gotta start at the top cant find a handhold fell to the ground life in the toilet can i buy a new one bought a pellet gun purchased a mask arrived at the bank with an empty bag asked politely please lay on your fat bellies waved the gun people did what i said handed me cash and i was on my way someone screamed but i said shhhh please dont then i rode my bike home made it through the door but my roommate saw told him im trying out for a role desperate man 1 and i think i got the part