i been warped by the rain driven by the snow drunk and dirty and don t you know that i m still willin out on the road late last night seen pretty alice in every headlight ah alice dallas alice i ve been from tucson to tucumcari tehachapi to tonopah i ve driven every kind of rig that s ever been made i ve driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign then i ll be willin to be movin i ve been kicked by the wind robbed by the sleet i had my head stoved in but i m still on my feet and i m still willin now i smuggled some smokes and folks up from mexico baked by the sun every time i go to mexico i been from tucson to tucumcari tehachapi to tonopah i ve driven every kind of rig that s ever been made i ve driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign then i ll be willin to be movin i been from tucson to tucumcari tehachapi to tonopah i ve driven every kind of rig that s ever been made i ve driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign then i ll be willin to be movin 