lately i been sittin here just thinkin the life i lead has gotta be a drag punchin all these buttons on computers windows 95 just ain t my bag gettin up so early in the mornin one more pop tart s gonna make me gag getting home so late in the evenin just to watch t v with the old nag friday comes and then it s time for freedom freedom just to mow and rake and weed em i wish i had a son to cut the lawn so i could watch the football game and yawn then i d fire up the barbeque and show em what suburban man can do but hopefully some day i will reform and a way gone cat will be reborn chorus oh i wanna be a rockabilly rebel i wanna dance and drag and drop away the night i m gonna tell those fools that rockabilly rules and if they don t like it then we ll have to fight i m gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob now that i have finally seen the light or maybe i ll find work as a rockin soda jerk or maybe i ll go cruisin on my bike solo i m gonna quit my job and join the rockabilly mob and make a rockin changeup in my life i m gonna get a guitar and a hot rod car and maybe even get a brand new wife i ll fill my hair with grease so i can lose the police when they try and take my switchblade knife i m breakin free and i m bound to be the coolest cat around since barney fife