i m gonna show you the fastest flow take all your money and all your dough drop heavy lines so look out below i ll wake you up when i go go go no one can touch me i know for sure cause i m on a screen it s a video if swag was a crime i d be on death row time for the rap baby go me go my name is roomie i ll 1 up ya welcome to 9 mile i m here to kidnap eminem from the candy aisle spit my flow so sick then he ll me meet my bile i ll devour him and his gangnom nom style yeah people envy my rhymes as they should but i also excel at making women feel good they call me blackbeard back in the hood cause i look like a pirate when my third leg s got wood i m gonna be bigger than anything anyone anywhere that is why i need to become a billionaire buy all the ice cream and no i won t frickin share gonna become the heaviest beyond compare morgan spurlock such a mcchicken he didn t even start to thicken speed it up because time is tickin i m already late for some butter stick lickin  this should be impossible get on your knees and idolize my lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze i fill the guys with envy and the girls i fill with butterflies heteronormative sorry i apologize i don t wanna wake up when i m 65 and realize that even if i did succeed i did telling people lies so i just want to tell you all that what you re seeing with your eyes is altered and sped up don t trust all that s on the internet guys who won who s next that s not my channel3