well i was sittin in this bar joint down in houston texas was drinkin colorado kool aid and talkin to some mexicans an we was what s that you say what s colorado kool aid well it s a can of coors brewed from a mountain stream it ll set your head on fire an make your kidneys scream oh it sure is fine yeah we was havin ourselves one of them real good times but you know every beer joint that you ve ever been in some big mean drunk who ain t got no friend sure enough he wants to fight yeah he s gonna whip everything in sight well he took him a big swallow of beer and he spit it in my mexican friend s ear and sure enough that made my buddy real mad that s somethin like he never had well sir he pulled out a big long switchblade knife quick as a whistle he began to slice an that big mean drunk stood back his face full of tears lookin down at the floor an one of his ears ha he cut that thing off even with the sideburns you might say the little mexican fella he just didn t give a durn but he was gentleman about it an bent over and with a half way grin picked it up and handed it back to him he said now big man you get the urge to spit a little beer just open up your hand there and spit it in your own ear won t be no trouble that way that s what i heard him say and i said barmaid sat us a round of that colorado kool aid an while you re up their bring this big fella here a box of band aids now let me tell you if you re ever ridin down south of texas decide to stop an drink some colorado kool aid an maybe talk to some mexicans an you get the urge to get a little tough better make damn sure you got your knife proof ear muff hey ain t that right big man i said ain t that right big man ah hell he can t hear not on this side anyway he ain t got no ear hey barmaid bring us all a big tall glass of that colorado kool aid how about it how you doin big man still got your ear in your hand 