i m bored today so i find a game to play now angry today so i find someone to blame now scrolling through the list of thousands spending hours at a time playing online to show the world i am not a noob scrub camper feeding son of a bitch come at me bro i ll take your soul what the fuck no that was my kill motherfucker noob kill stealing cancerous fuck go die in a fire so i eat another apple to calm my nerves before i click 500 000 times i m so mlg i ve decided to go more retro let s play some mario i m down in sewer now feel free to come and join me i know we ll make it easy because we re playing this wii just you and me i m bored of that game now time to have a look around oh look at what i have found the original bioshock i look at the box remember the final boss would you kindly fuck that no actually i see a stack of gamecube games i don t have a clue what i want to play maybe sonic adventure actually i m better at moba s so i eat another apple to calm my nerves before i click 500 000 times i m so mlg no you can not beat me in 1v1 i m better than you in every single way according to this game bleh i died i died i died a fucking gain i died i died i died a fucking gain