sittin in your front yard drinkin lemonade suburban life a pretty wife you think you ve got it made but you don t know what s in store for you and your family ha ha i m movin in right next door won t you welcome me it s a beautiful day in the neighborhood and i hope i didn t ruin your day won t you be my neighbor yeah i brought my life my ugly wife my dirty dogs with fleas my kid s a punk and i m a drunk but this i m sure you ll see and you don t know what it s like to live in misery c mon and welcome to home sweet hell dissastifaction guaranteed it s beautiful day in the neighborhood and if i could i surely would invite you in and say won t you be my neighbor won t you be my neighbor won t you be my neighbor could you be my nieghbor won t you be my neighbor oh c mon i don t think you ll find a place to live in peace of mind you re gonna live in misery when you re livin next to me it s a beautiful day in the neighborhood raaah won t you be now won t you be my funky neighbor well i drink i stink i smoke i m a joke i try all night and day to get a piece of the action a haa and you should know by now you re never gonna forget it a haa now i know just what you re thinkin it could be you out n you re drinkin don t you knock it till you try it it could be you in a little while i hope i didn t ruin you day ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it s a beautiful day in the neighborhood and i dig your wife she sure is good a beautiful day in the neighborhood ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha 