im not saddened to describe you never mattered to me much you were the beautiful ones on the schoolyard who were quick with a punch who were fast to point a flincher out for ridicule and derision who could operate athletic equipment with all precision who held no superstition about doing unto others therefore i just avoided you jackets in school colors werent difficult to spot you in dont associate solved in fact in retrospect you barely bothered me at all so i bear you no ill will our eternal rivalry notwithstanding you were always the ibm i was always the tandy any nerd who couldnt accept the social order was a cur other nerds would ostracize him yet all agreed we knew for sure that us you despite appearance look at now demand for nerds old jocks stock on clearance scratch potbellies and weep about the elbow and the wife i guess i am a little saddened to describe you but im going to be all right its cool im not going blame you for saddening me3