tired of living in buttholeville tired of my job and my wife lucille tired of my kids ronnie and neil tired of my 68 bonneville working down at billy bob s bar and grill the food here tastes like the way i feel there s a girl on the dance floor dressed to kill she s the best looking woman in buttholeville one day i m gonna get out of buttholeville gonna reach right in gonna grab the till buy a brand new hat and a coupe de ville lay a patch on the road that runs over the hill there s a beach somewhere where the waters are still gonna lay in the sun til my pussy little white skin peels drinking the best malt liquor eating lobster eating eel swear to god i m never going back to buttholeville never going never going never going never going back 