well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean you boys likely know what i mean you live your life on the road and that s how it goes it s hard to keep a white shirt clean well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean when you re in the band and making the scene you spend all your time in funky old dives it s hard to keep a white shirt clean willie p said he liked the crisp white lines willie said the ladies like it too he used to travel with a board and an iron till his missus said you and me s through well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean you boys likely know what i mean lipstick on the collar a whoop and a holler it s hard to keep a white shirt clean well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean when it gets washed in with your jeans a half a cup of bleach in with the sheets it s hard to keep a white shirt clean willie p said he liked the crisp white lines willie said the ladies like it too he used to travel with a board and an iron till his missus said you and me s through well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean you boys likely know where i lean it s just a little beer now listen dear it s hard to keep a white shirt clean willie p said he liked the crisp white lines willie said the ladies like it too he used to travel with a board and an iron till his missus said you and me s through well it s hard to keep a white shirt clean you boys likely know what i mean you live your life on the road and that s how it goes it s hard to keep a white shirt clean you spend all your time in funky old dives it s hard to keep a white shirt clean the old mare s mean and horse shit s green it s hard to keep a white shirt clean