kow kow calqulator was a very smooth operator had himself a pet alligator kept it in a chrome elevator yeah when the sun began to shine the alligator come outside kow kow played the chimes together they d go for a ride as they travelled with a heavy load they came across a dead horse at the side of the road with two generals standing at each end fighting over whose fault it had been and all that s left was this war and they couldn t get things back together like they were before well listen turn on your love light turn it on let it shine inside your heart let it shine turn on your love light turn it on turn it on let it shine inside your mind so many times kow kow heard it said before oh don t lord don t go near that door the cause of our evil you ll uncover because of our misery you discover well misery seeks its own company kow kow had heard it said and now he sits there crying oh with his hands across his head kow kow calqulator you re a very smooth operator get back in your elevator kow kow calqulator turn on your love light oh oh oh oh let it shine