are you ready and the fifth grade final question is i think im dumb i think my brains broke i found out last night watching a game show i didnt answer one question right the whole time i am not smarter than a fifth grader case closed and at first i was like man i cant believe he just won thats so nice and only so young good for him i hope he had fun he got em all right and i got em all wrong i mean how could i not get one then it all kind of just hit me at once like holy shit i think i am dumb should i go and call up my exes track down every girl that ive ever slept with like hey look i know i never messaged you back has it really been ten years oh wow look i dont want to get you freaked out but i just gotta let you know now that i just found out that im stupid you should probably go ahead and get your iq tested and i guess that i dont know what can be done all i know is i dont wanna be dumb dumb dumb so dumb i should be tested so why you never said shit how come no one told me i was dumb how come da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da but how come no one ever said that im dumb ive always been so outspoken but i know now just how stupid i sound im just a loud bogan i felt i would have outgrown it i mean what was the crowd smoking to go download my whole album i mean im barely house broken i dont know what the dow jones is i mean at dinner parties im out my depth cant remember cool stuff like them ill just smile and nod my head i dont know what the fuck she said ill just google it once shes gone so i can forget it the second ive read it im thick and slow witted and they tell me im inappropriate one time in hawaii i jerked off with cheap shampoo and my skin just peeled right off but keep that between me and you man i wish i had a clue i wish i knew what i should do i may not have a big iq at least my dick is all brand new  so dumb i should be tested so why you never said shit how come no one told me i was dumb how come da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da but how come no one ever said that im dumb so dumb i should be tested so why you never said shit how come no one told me i was dumb how come da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da but how come no one ever said that im dumb whoo i need a minute gimme a minute excuse me this room is spinning im woozy im too lightheaded im stupid clueless pathetic the screws are loose in my head and the fuses blew im dimwitted this news is super depressing im loose and im too thick headed i truly do wish i wasnt dont get me wrong im not bragging im not proud of it so fuck it then ima get smart ima get smart ima get way more smart boy i ma make my brain all large cause im sick of being ricky from the trailer park boys and the whole time this young kid on the quiz shows staring at me with his smug grin well fuck him cause im just so dumb so dumb i should be tested so why you never said shit how come no one told me i was dumb how come da da da dumb dumb da da da da da da da but how come no one ever said that im dumb so dumb i should be tested so why you never said shit how come no one told me i was dumb how come i m dumb2