oh ken don t wear no clothes walks around town in his pantyhose with his finger in his nose he goes out every friday high society my old gal don t wear no pants she tries to keep we walk to the moon it was too soon would not fool the dogs and the cats all the bats my homegirl get down low walk to the creek in a velvet don t make no cherry pie there s never very much to lie about lie about scream and shout ride the airplane to a different place watch when you get off the port don t get arrested by the man in blue green beans stuck on the roof of your mouth going down south when you re going out make sure your garments are the kind of clothes you wanna wear about