oh i d love to knock the hell out of you and if you keep messing around i m going to so if you re looking for trouble tell you what you do come over and get the shit knocked out of you now i have always been a peaceful man but i get hostile if you screw up my plans do unto others as you like done to you believe me brother that is the golden rule i ve been through windows doors tv s and chairs but i never let go and i pulled out most of their hair now i ve mellowed a lot since then so it takes two seconds for me to knock the hell right out of you oh i d love to knock the hell out of you and if you keep pushing my button i m going to so if you re looking for trouble tell you what you do come over and get some shit knocked out of you now ladies and gentelmen i know that david allen coe thought he had the perfect country and western song but you don t have to talk about drinking or prison or dying or divorce all you have to talk about is the basic deep down human emotion we all feel inside that s why this is the perfect country and western song cause i d love to knock the hell right out of you yes sir right away 