gran gran keeps a box of spiders she says they re on me when i sleep waitin in the out house for me underneath the seat great grandmother s bout ninety seven she is sure when she gets to heaven old st peter s gonna throw his arms around her and say i ve waited so long for us to meet she put the general in a box and buried him behind the stoney point church of christ when i was three when the lord comes to take me i ll die with a smile on cause he s taking all my pains and fears she said the general s last words were it s hotter than hell in here gran gran keeps a box of spiders or so she told me as a child and i would hold it in for hours too mean to die too mean to die too mean