mcdoon we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface until the day we die daughter but i don t want to die mcdoon that s why mcdoon chorus we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface we gotta caulk your wagon mouthface until the day we die daughter yeah and how we supposed to do that mcdoon well do you see that ox ahuh he s an ox of course yep and he took us down the trail but his time is up cause he won t help us unless he grows a sail mcdoon chorus his time is up unless he grows a sail his time is up he didn t grow a sail mcdoon so we ll chop him up remove his guts and grind up all his hooves then we ll mix it up into a pulp and spread it on like glue mcdoon chorus we ll chop him up and make him into glue you ll caulk this up this ox has died for you mcdoon now spread the caulk on thick to seal out the water now blow on it real quick daughter it has a real strange odour why did we leave home in the first place i m springin leaks all over my face mcdoon a higher power steers me true now let me do the same for you i see this trip has taken its toll now let me fill your holes mcdoon chorus he s gonna caulk your wagon mouthface he s gonna caulk your wagon mouthface he s gonna caulk your wagon mouthface until the day you die cletus now that s how you caulk a wagon all until the day we die 