when the party hit full swing i saw you come reeling in you had that six pack in a stranglehold now you stagger now you sway why don t you fall the other way cause i ve got something here worth more than gold i said don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands they don t mend with sticky tape and glue don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands and that s my very best advice to you call me precious i don t mind 78s are hard to find you just can t get the shellac since the war this one s the beltona brand finest label in the land they don t make them like that any more i said don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands unless you want to wind up black and blue don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands and that s my very best advice to you darling though you re twice my size i don t mean to patronize honey let me lead you by the hand find a lap or find a chair you can park it anywhere just don t rest your cheeks against my man i said don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands they don t mend with sticky tape and glue don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands and that s my very best advice to you  no shindig is half complete without that famous polka beat that s why they invite me i suppose waltzes strathspeys eightsome reels now you know how good it feels crank that handle babe away she goes i said don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands unless you want to wind up black and blue i said don t sit on my jimmy shands don t sit on my jimmy shands and that s my very best advice to you