oh if only you were the only boy in town for then i could not play the field and let you down i would not go half mad for each passing lad with eyes of blue green gray or brown no if only you were the only boy in town oh if only you were the only boy in france our life would not be like one long long long seance i think i would endeavor to love you forever instead of only for the nonce if if only you were the only boy in france with the only boy in town with the only available male in the loneliest possible world there would be no daily betrayal oh if only you were the only boy alive and i were the queen of our small small small beehive though more pricks than a cactus may always distract us would they all take up all my sex drive not not not if you were the only boy alive oh if only you were the only boy in town oh if only you were the only boy in france