when black friday comes i ll stand down by the door and catch the grey men when they dive from the fourteenth floor when black friday comes i ll collect everything i m owed and before my friends find out i ll be on the road when black friday falls you know it s got to be don t let it fall on me when black friday comes i ll fly down to muswellbrook gonna strike all the big red words from my little black book gonna do just what i please gonna wear no socks and shoes with nothing to do but feed all the kangaroos when black friday comes i ll be on that hill you know i will when black friday comes i m gonna dig myself a hole gonna lay down in it til i satisfy my soul gonna let the world pass by me the archbishop s gonna sanctify me and if he don t come across i m gonna let it roll when black friday comes i m gonna stake my claim i ll guess i ll change my name