i m miss american dream since i was 17 don t matter if i step on the scene or sneak away to the philippines they still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine you want a piece of me i m miss bad media karma another day another drama guess i can t see the harm in working and being a mama and with a kid on my arm i m still an exceptional earner are you sure you want a piece of me i m mrs lifestyles of the rich and famous i m mrs oh my god that britney s shameless i m mrs extra extra this just in i m mrs she s too big now she s too thin i m mrs you want a piece of me tryin and pissin me off well get in line with the paparazzi who s flippin me off hopin i ll resort to some havoc end up settlin in court now are you sure you want a piece of me i m mrs most likely to get on the tv for sleepin on the streets when getting the groceries no for real are you kidding me no wonder there s panic in the industry i mean please do you want a piece of me i m mrs lifestyles of the rich and famous i m mrs oh my god that britney s shameless i m mrs extra extra this just in i m mrs she s too big now she s too thin