i been waiting in the supermarket standing in line with the beans i been waiting at the post office for sticky pictures of the queen now i m waiting for you to get yourself good and ready thinking to myself is this what they mean by going steady i been waiting in the waiting room and i ve bin sitting in the sitting room and now i m whining in the dining room waiting for you s like waiting for the man in the moon i was really smouldering seen the back of forty king size cigarettes this hanging round is murder but if you d just come along i d have no regrets and so i phone your number and your mother tells me you re still in bed when you come to the phone your voice is thick and sexy goes straight to my head and i been standing in the standing room and i been smoking in the smoking room and now i m dying in the living room i m gonna forget what 1 came for here real soon your time s up and me too i m out on account of you i was really burned out and smouldering seen the front and back of eighty king size cigarettes this hanging round is killing me if you d just creep along i d have no regrets and so i phone your grandmother she says you re still in bed when you get to the phone your voice is thick and sexy shoots through the top of my head i been standing in the standing room i been smoking in the smoking room now i m dying in the living room i m gonna forget what i came for here real soon i said your time s up and me too i m out on account of you