will my day ever come will my moment arrive will i ever be more then just some poor fat loser do i ever become the hero will i wed the girl i love am i going to get to touch her boobs im not telling you youre a child what who are you im you in the future cool oh god will i be a good king not really loved by all that i rule nope sorry do i stand up and fight for truth and right and good  lets see now no no no will i go on some grand adventures well with my closest bestest chum not exactly when will that day come its never gonna come is it is it hopeless am i useless are we doomed to be completely lame will my star ever rise will my life ever change am i destined to be achievement free forever i dont need all my dreams to happen or a bunch or even some will my day ever come 