here they come again hop scotching up to my door one by one again knockety knock knocking upon my floor swinging on my gate they gain entry by the yard pulling at my hair they scream paint your thoughts upon my card but not tonight i ve got studies to examine tomorrow i ll be watching all the queen s men a talent contest on monday with my uncle sam who now takes up all of my time he gives me things to do cause he s a wonderful man but i m sailing across the sea to see my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to be with my uncle sam to be with my uncle sam silly little sniggers from the women liberators but i ll stand and hold my post polished buttons and erect i ll raise the flag i ll show those women who s the most but not tonight i ve got studies to examine tomorrow i ll be watching all the queen s men a talent contest on monday with my uncle sam who now takes up all of my time gives me things to do he s a wonderful man but i m sailing across the sea to see my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to be with my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to see my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to be with my uncle sam but not tonight i ve got studies to examine tomorrow ah ah ah and tomorrow i ll be watching all the queen s men a talent contest on monday with my uncle sam who now takes up all of my time he gives me things to do cause he s a wonderful man i m sailing across the sea to see my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to be with my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to see my uncle sam i m sailing across the sea to be with my uncle sam