don t want to be a fat man people would think that i was just good fun man would rather be a thin man i am so glad to go on being one man too much to carry around with you no chance of finding a woman who will love you in the morning and all the nighttime too don t want to be a fat man have not the patience to ignore all that hate to admit to myself i thought my problems came from being fat man won t waste my time feeling sorry for him i ve seen the other side through being thin roll us both down a mountain and i m sure the fat man would win 