have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope and you wanna buy her popcorn and a medium coke but when proximity s close you close up shop and you choke time to write a thank you note to dear old dad for the cloak she s really cute and her hairs illuminescent i fight the urge to smell her cause you know she get to stepping but you just observe from across the way if i was working ebgames then you would not pay i m nice and i m sweet and i shower twice a week kid diggin on my speak cause i represent the geeks but i m really hella cool and i had sex before so don t fidget with your digits an no texting whore i ve falynn and i can t get up girl i love you yeah i got a crush i m on mushrooms and i lost my lunch and i don t think i can make it home alone i stare at my shoes and i look away cause i think you re kinda cute and i like your face one day we might embrace and i ll have to hide my boner you don t want to do it dottie i m a rebel and a loner i m a rap superstar with a mic in my hand but i can t talk to girls less the girl is a fan but yo i got a plan i ll love it when it comes together we ll get married and have babies and we ll all wear matching sweaters yes i d do her if i knew her this is hard without computers she don t need another stalker or intruder to pursue her she don t need a guy like me whose favorite movie s starship troopers why don t you kill me baby is it because i m a loser i m a winner just beginning to roll up my sleeves roll up next to me i can t breathe and i wheeze hi my name is mc what s yours that s great want you in the worst way this is so our first date i ve falynn and i can t get up girl i love you yeah i got a crush i m on mushrooms and i lost my lunch and i don t think i can make it home alone 