i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight for my monster from the slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise they did the monster mash it was a graveyard smash it caught on in a flash they did the monster mash the zombies were having fun the party had just begun the guests included wolfman dracula and his son the scene was rocking and all were digging the sounds igor on chains backed by his baying hounds the coffin bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group the cryptkickers five they did my monster mash argh it was a graveyard smash it caught on in a flash they did the monster mash out from his coffin drac s voice did ring seems he was troubled by just one thing he opened the lid and he shook his fist and said whatever happened to my transylvania twist it s now the monster mash argh it s a graveyard smash mmm you ll catch on in a flash they did my monster mash now everything s cool drac s part of the band and my monster mash is the hit of the land for you the living the mash was meant too when you get to my door tell them boris sent you to do the monster mash argh it s a graveyard smash ah you ll catch on in a flash argh do my monster mash argh that s argh good easy you all impetuous young boy