sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too horses horses horses horses sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling gunshot santa claus suck my balls drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls dancer prancer vixen and cupid i m a get stupid ha ha ha eh i sat around all night under the chimney holdin my sack like gimme gimme i know that he s comin he s comin he must lookin up nuthin but rust dust turn on my tv the very next day i see you re gettin payed leadin the parade i m that sniper on the building listen to my nine go click santa s a fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch another year and i ain t get shit if i hear him land on my roof i m a bust your ass in the too hoo hoo hoo hooth yeah i got somthin to say about st nick fuck that ho he never brought shaggs shit no toys candy canes just a lump of coal so i eat it cause there ain t nuttin in the cupboards so i ll be quick quick and brief alls i need for christmas is my two front teeth i got mine kicked kicked out my mouth i need a few new ones could you help me out should ve known i d get the short end of the stick no kind of gift i didn t get shit some say i was bad but that wasn t it it s all because santa was a fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch another year and i ain t got shit if i hear him land on my roof i m a bust your ass in the too hoo hoo hoo hooth  oh ho ho don t go that way rudolph that s the ghetto ho ho those boys and girls don t deserve anything santa claus santa claus where you been i see you got cookies and milk on your chin i guess you had time to collect your ends you always been down for your rich friends but rudolph he don t bring his sleigh my way nothing but coal and dirt for little j i guess you couldn t fit down my chimney shaft you need to lose some of that fat ass uh all the little rich boys they gettin paid counting the toys and ducats they made me i got a little half little chunk of dog shit i m a kill that fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch another year and i ain t get shit if i hear him land on my roof i m a bust your ass in the too hoo hoo hoo hooth t was the night before christmas and everything s wack not a creature stirring but a fucking rat i ain t hearin jingle bells i ain t hearin nothin ain t smelling no turkey sure as hell ain t no stuffing all night i prayed wished and prayed that fat motherfucker would swing my way and drop off soldiers and rubber balls but i woke up and found some crusty old drawers yep yep i knew it the shaft again and again and again and again every year i wake up to the same old shit house empty no sign of the fat bitch santa claus is a fat bitch another year and i ain t get shit if i hear him land on my roof i m a bust your ass in the too hoo hoo hoo hooth santa claus is a fat bitch another year and i ain t get shit if i hear him land on my roof i m a bust your ass in the too hoo hoo hoo hooth he s got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile a bright red hat you can see for a mile a bag full of goodies and a great big grin here comes santa claus again1