good morning sunshine get your bitch ass up and get ready for work it s a new day ah coffee time i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna spend today up in the kingdom or prison listen i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna base your choices off of wishes or wisdom let s go kan city legend blue belt in jujitsu all i need is marijuana coffee and my rent due and i ll be flowing so insane whoo you wanna see something sexy open up my brain god damn sexy like a march 1992 sports illustrated swimsuit edition centerfold with kathy ireland up on the top cover whipping up some peanut butter cookies with the pot butter used to steal ufc vhs tapes out of blockbuster royce gracie was a monster sick triangle choke a motherfucker til his face turn bright ass red like a lobster dick i m from kansas city home of jesus and obese kids that eat way too many reese s and drink too many energy drinks the only way that i can fucking escape is to sit here and think you know i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna spend today up in the kingdom or prison listen i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna base your choices off of wishes or wisdom let s go  my name is mac i hate pop music i love to sleep in all day and not do shit naptime biatch i m feeling so priceless have a fucking existential crisis as i write this girl why you acting like a stupid hoe the whole entire world is watching like the truman show you never plant seeds never have food to grow all i want to do is read books and make stupid dough hoe please that s the motif i never put you on no leash but i promise that i ll love you if you make a little salad with some walnuts and goat cheese pop a beer and yell go chiefs i used to take drugs to feel normal now i feel high when i m sober sometimes i think about my birth sometimes i think about my death and all the time i wonder which one is closer but it don t matter jameson whiskey up in my bladder spent fifteen years trying to be a rapper nobody paid attention til i started mixing pancake batter now they come to my shows like go faster exercise drink wine daily make life sweet like a praline drop down and get into the modified cobra and shoutout to the flexible bitches that do yoga i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna spend today up in the kingdom or prison listen i m trying to take it day by day you see another rapper rhyming but he ain t like me man it s a brand new day it s time to make the decision you gonna base your choices off of wishes or wisdom let s go hi i m hamilton i m asparagus artichoke rising hi i m lorace my sign is spinach it s the green pea rising hi i m willie and i don t have a sign