one two three four thank god for irish whiskey thank the devil for pretty girls make a mess of all us lucky boys i got 99 things to be thankful for but a half a clue ain t one i got 99 problems i can t solve but a big girl would be fun i never was good at numbers so imagine my surprise i got 96 tears and only these two eyes thank god for irish whiskey thank the devil for pretty girls be the death of all us lucky boys thank god we got these guitars in this devil of a world turn it up make a little noise i got a real good reason for stayin here that i can t recall right now i got a few choice things to tell you but i choose to keep it down i never was good at talking graveyard whistling s more my thing i got 96 tears and only one wedding ring thank god for irish whiskey thank the devil for pretty girls shine a light on all us lucky boys thank god we got these guitars in this devil of a world turn it up make a little noise big green bottles in a row all lined up nowhere to go yeah i had big plans in and out of my hands help me help me sing it real loud thank god for irish whiskey thank the devil for pretty girls be the death of all us lucky boys thank god we got these guitars in this devil of a world turn it up make a little noise turn it up make a little noise yeah turn it up make a little noise