we re about to get white boy wasted your favorite martian and dumbfoundead getting crunk up in here we re about to get white boy wasted we stumble to the house party already buzzed we get retarded when we start drinking bacardi because getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation plus we don t know the meaning of the word moderation i m i m crude when i talk shirt off fist fighting every dude on the block and then i m hugging you like i ain t gonna see you again like dude i freaking love you man i ma drunk dial my ex girlfriend but first i have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom so raise your red cups up and make noise cause we drink like upper middle class teenage boys oh it s the weekend and you know what that means oh it means it s time to party white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white white boy wasted yo last night i partied up at a frat house it was full of college kids singing along to smash mouth half of them passed out a fat dude with his ass out looking like john belushi in the movie animal house all of a sudden somebody yelled out keg stand tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands they pointed at me and carried me by my legs man i had to do it it probably wasn t the best plan next thing you know it s a beer pong and takin jger shots now i m in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots pissin on police cars yelling out i hate the cops white boy with dreadlocks now give me major props  oh it s the weekend and you know what that means oh it means it s time to party white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white white boy wasted oh it s the weekend and you know what that means oh it means it s time to party party all i wanna do all i wanna do all i wanna do all i wanna do is just get white boy wasted it s the weekend it s time to party white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white boy white white white boy wasted white white boy wasted