well it s been so long since we first met and the honeymoon is over i d like to forget the night we met you lied to me you said that you were nineteen when you were twenty three well it s cold outside but colder in here every year i want to leave you i get the yuletide fear well there s snow on the street and a star on the tree we may be happily married but you re killing me oh so merry christmas babe i think i hate you a little bit more than last year this year my present to you i m getting sick of christmas i m already sick of you this year my present to you i m leaving you i m leaving you i m leaving you you hoe hoe hoe your mother never liked me you ve got an oedipus complex your father s so self righteous and he thinks he s malcolm x oh so merry christmas babe i think i hate you a little bit more than last year this year my present to you i m getting sick of christmas i m already sick of you this year my present to you i m leaving you i m leaving you i m leaving you you hoe hoe hoe  i hate your smile i hate your folks i hate our kids i hate your clothes i hate your kiss i hate your smell i hate your music taste as well darling cool is not music i hate how middle class we are i hate your silver executive car i hate your job you re such a knob it s your turn to walk the dog where is the dog it s your dog this year my present to you i m getting sick of christmas i m already sick of you this year my present to you i m leaving you i m leaving you i m leaving you you hoe hoe hoe this year my present to you yes this year i m getting sick of christmas i m already sick of you my present to you this year my present to you i m walking i m walking i m leaving you i m leaving you i m leaving you outta here out that door you hoe hoe hoe this year my present to you oh ho yeah i ain t nobody s hoe i ain t gon be your hoe no more i m leaving you i m leaving you i m leaving you oh oooh yeah yeah hey josh josh 