you will buy these things you will buy these things you will buy these things welcome to the wii shop channel we have software and games to sell so we wrote this hypnotic tune which turns your brain into a prune oh yeah pruny brains the kind of brains that buy stuff even games that no one ever played we ve got classics like chew man fu who could forget neutopia ii double dungeons and dragon s curse they sound fun right now grab your purse we want your cash mit no frivolous distractions minimal design simple pure and light here s the bottom line basically it s white catchy music it makes you buy and it s so fun to watch you try it may take you a thousand clicks party like it s 2006 buy the game it s better than a cartridge who would want to blow a faulty cart you need wii points to buy our stuff it looks like you don t have enough you must input your credit card and we purposely made it hard ha ha ha ha look at your face you just clicked for twenty minutes then we switched the side where you click for yes do it all again trollin for the win yeah mein little wii we re gonna make a strange clunky little store program and we ll use the money to buy beer and spam buy some stuff and then please buy some more stuff that s my song about the wii shop not to be confused mit eshop please shop at the wii shop till you die or if you re not old enough ask your parents for help2