gunshot i let one fly in the class i m teachin shut the fuck up when the duke is speakin i don t give detention on the weekend you give me shit im handin out beatin s i ain t afraid to get hands on with that ass split your little fat ass wig in class don t push me kid take your fuckin seat and less proceed who got the weed what do you normally do with mr duncan well he ain t here so fuck him you bitch how old are them titties damn too young egg foo young now you can shoot dice in the back but any money exchange i needs my cut the rest of y all eyes to the front i show you how to juggle while rolling a blunt listen up class now listen up class listen up class now listen up class its willie what to do im your mother fuckin substitute i got a headache and just wrecked my truck so shut yo asses up let me school you on some real shit j edgar hoover used to suck dick elvis presley put coke up his nose and martin luther king had a couple o hoes the school board i can t call it half of em on drugs the rest are alcoholics i don t know why you study so hard aint no fuckin jobs i can what s the problem slick before i sleep in the park i ma rob a bitch i got the guns and some bullets that are hooded g i wish a mother fucker would try to bully me  listen up class now listen up class listen up class now listen up class i ve written my name on the chalkboard the southwest strangla underground lord if you run your mouth or don t do what you re told straight the fuck up i ll knock you out cold leave you on the floor unconscious to remind anybody else who want shit some of you hoes look good i said it see me after class for extra credit in my thermos mug straight a s for slackers and skippin scrubs today s assignment how to cook meth cheerleader team comin home with dick breath history is all lies fuck sports in your letterman coat you re nothin but dorks tell your mom it s time for parent teacher i ll bend her over the bleacher like uh listen up class now listen up class listen up class now listen up class what up class i m your scrubstitute and i m bout to teach you how to make that loot there s 28 grams in an ounce o weed and at a dime a piece that s 280 just get your homie s name and it s back on the streets ring well that s the bell i m on work release so i m headed back to jail got a way of corruptin the misfits so i m spreadin out to many different school districts after the scrubstitute s done takin attendance tell em put they hands on they desk and empty they pockets lesson one anyone can get got screw ya how to flip a no and cut a key don t get shot pay attention to the teacher and you practice your homework tomorrow s lesson is robbin a bank and pimpin a skirt