why was i the last to know that you weren t coming to my show you could have called me up to say good luck you could have called me back you stupid fuck why was i the last to know first date we ate sushi and it went well i was funny and you said i was a cutie that s the last thing i heard from you i left tickets at the door for you i had to tell my momma there was no more room you didn t show that was so uncool you could have called me back so i guess this means that we re not friends anymore i heard it s me you re asking for i thought i d see you at the show you said you d go why was i the last to know that you weren t coming to my show you could have called me up to say good luck you could have called me back you stupid fuck why was i the last to know why was i the last to know after the date i wouldn t go home with you i wouldn t put my heels in the air for you you tried to get me to do things i just won t do last i heard from you here is how i guess the story goes you would have came if i was a ho fuck for parts that s just not how i roll move it on down the road so i guess we shouldn t be friends anymore sick of hearing that it s me you re asking for cause i thought i d see you at the show you said you d go  why was i the last to know that you weren t coming to my show you could have called me up to say good luck you could have called me back you stupid fuck why was i the last to know you thought you know me i guess you didn t you thought you had me i think you didn t you thought you knew me i guess you didn t why was i the last to know that you weren t coming to my show you could have called me up to say good luck you could have called me back you stupid fuck why was i the last to know 