you say either and i say either you say neither and i say neither either either neither neither let s call the whole thing off you say tomato i say tomato you eat potato and i eat potato tomato tomato potato potato let s call the whole thing off but oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part and oh if we ever part then that might break my heart so if you wear pajamas and i wear pajamas i ll wear pajamas and give up pajamas for we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off oh let s call the whole thing off you say after and i say after you say laughter and i say laughter after after laughter laughter let s call the whole thing off you say havana and i say havana you eat banana and i eat banana havana havana banana banana let s call the whole thing off but oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part and oh if we ever part then that might break my heart so if you say oysters and i say oysters i ll eat oysters and give up oysters for we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off oh let s call the whole thing off