it was a friday night everybody was drinkin the ladies were upset cause the breath was stinkin and it won t be long til we start to funk cause double s gonna get drunk buddy thes one s gonna get drunk buddy everybody get drunk buddy crack the 40 who s down to get plastered i get the party started with the arrogant bastard the homey stay stoned the wifey get boned i keep her ass pregnant drive my drunk ass home cause she likes the beer like i like the brew pump the pony keg refilling my 22 with the ales pilsner lager or the stout hops til the party stops i make the people shout call the cops call his pops somebody carry him home royalty at bevmo my party well known got the full sail wholesale not the duvel sometime chimay yellin like timmy you fellas keep it stella keep it domestic my big old fat tire time to get reckless wherever i m at yo the party s right here you like ed hardy we like beeer now who wants a 40 who wants a quart you want a 32 you want a whole keg well leave it up to me to start the party off right take shots from your cup we gonna do it all night cause i like drinking til i can t see and if your in your right mind stay away from me anything from oe to pbr when it comes to getting drunk i m a superstar got drunk in japan drunk in front of my mom drank in front of the alamo smoking the bomb you could feel a little woozy i hurl in your cuzi threaten to shoot the party up with a toy uzi to my kidneys and liver your time is near you like hanging on twitter and we like beer word 40 ounce in my lap and it s cold as hell can t stop won t stop drinkin on a pop top i get drunk cause i get drunk because this here s a beer song for dudes who like beer yo you don t like beer get the fuck out of here no really man i think you should go home you poured me a beer and my beverage was all foam and keystone the liquor store connoisseur who s well known at the san franciscan looking like snake plissken detroit ghetto blaster racer 5 even yuengling keep the party alive shiner bock rock and lost abbey road lagunitas and what have we the dude sud savvy i m rude plus crabby til i strap one on the good cheer i ll fuck you up in beer pong right here yeah get my twist like new years you like tmz we like beer understand when i was 17 i asked an old man to take a couple quarters and buy me a tall can back then it s all about 8 ball st ides good brew hanging out with my crew sometimes we d get the night train or the thunderchicken i thought it would pass the nigga s still sippin i go hard like when i first wake up crack a cold one and pour that shit in my cup now here comes the madness the night like gladys call me dyno wino see i m the badest word to cash this bud s for you they should put me with the monkeys down in la zoo and you can come see me for a small fee watch me get drunk with my family you could take it to the bridge i take it to the fridge make sure it s real quiet so i could hear the fizz when you see me in public know my bottle is near ya ll niggas like tight pants we like beer hip hop shooby doo bop ya don t stop