burned a new hole in my tracksuit today smoking soap bar without an ashtray red hot nylon dripping on my skin i ripped the fucker off and threw it in the bin soap bars cheap and sos my clothes theyve got to be cause of all the fucking holes it tastes like shit and it makes you cough and its the fucking rubber in it that gets you off yeah i smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic i leaves mine in it cause it tastes fantastic skunk costs too much i cant see the appeal i m smoking port rocky soap bar or gold seal smoke rocky in a bong bucket or hot knives bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise i smokes green and its gone in an instant but soap bar lasts cause its fucking consistent smoking on up soap bar in the sky ill smoke soap bar till i fucking die before i die and they lay me to rest i will always smoke soap bar thats the best last night i went out driving in my car i sparked up a fat spliff of fucking soap bar a blim burn burned right down to my dick and while i was distracted i fucking crashed into a brick wall the car was fucking battered the bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered youre better off smoking the green instead cause it dont blim burn and its better for your head soap bar sitting in a deep sweat thinking ive got to get some rocky for the weekend the sight of draw excites me stick it in a bong light it up and chuck a fucking whitey burning holes in my tracky this shit always happens when im smoking fucking rocky youve heard it on the news youve seen it on the telly had up for moving soap bar down fucking liswerry i do it like a little cause light the fucking thing as always i used to smoke skunky but it was far too smelly man  most soap bar comes from fucking holland they make it out of oil and tires and pollen diesel miramar flat press too these are types of soap bar available to you these little bits of plastic you find inside you can use those as a quality guide of the standard of soap bar that you are smoking the more bits of plastic means the better the toking eat a hash cake but wait a while itll take about an hour aint draw versatile you can burn it eat it or smoke it in a spliff space shakes draw gateau s you knows it delia smith lying in your bed dropping blimps on your pubes selling draw to your mates but its really oxo cubes when youre cooking up draw be quick dont linger cause its really fucking hot and itll burn your fingers this bloke said to me you havent got a clue about the damage that soap bar can do to you i tried to see things from his point of view but i couldnt fit my head up his asshole too the bloke was wrong i knows my stuff i knows if i smoke it im gonna feel rough my lungs are fucked and my throat is raw cause the thing about soap bar its fucking hardcore well anyway i think its better myself to lean forwards when smoking soap bar because you are less likely to blim burn you know what i mean innit check it out man i got some quality fucking gold seal for you innit shape up all those little bits of plastic what you find inside right and then fucking stick them in a teapot makes a lovely cup of tea that does what i do stick a fag in the microwave right you toke it up you sticks the draw on top and you rams it in a bong and you rams the bong in your fucking head yeah thats like my fucking lungs feel like theyre fucking collapsing sometimes from the soap bar like you know 