i gotta tell you this cause i always wanted to share this with a crowd this is a story it s a coming of age tale and it s about the first time i ever got head come on along with me i ll never forget this i was 17 years old and i took this girl out on a date i took her to papagenoo s and i got her the spaghetti basket it s delicious and so at the very end of the date drove her home and we re sitting in front of her house and it s that awkward moment you know when you wanna kiss but you re still so shy and you end up talking for 4 and a half fucking hours so finally she leaned in she was like well anyway i should probably go cause it s dusk and i said yeah i guess i should go to we both leaned in and we peck noise kissed and then out of nowhere i didn t even expect it she went awww and so very quickly i ripped off my jeans like i was in the nba and i put my seat back and she started to give me the bocoik you know it was fantastic and it felt so good and suddenly started feeling tingles and jingles like i was about to bocoik you know what i m saying the law is we have to tell you right ladies we have to let you know we want to tell you but we don t at the same time so i wan t to tell her but i tell the seatbelt instead 