call any vegetable call it by name call one today when you get off the train call any vegetable and the chances are good aw the vegetable will respond to you call any vegetable pick up your phone think of a vegetable lonely at home call any vegetable and the chances are good that a vegetable will respond to you rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga rutabay y y y no one will know if you don t want to let them know no one will know less it s you that might tell them so call and they ll come to you covered with dew vegetables dream of responding to you standing there shiny and proud by your side holding your hand while the neighbors decide why is a vegetable something to hide 