by the way if anyone here is in marketing or advertising kill yourself thank you just planting seeds planting seeds is all im doing no joke here really seriously kill yourself you have no rationalisation for what you do you are satans little helpers kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself now now back to the show seriously i know the marketing people theres gonna be a joke comin up theres no fuckin joke suck a tail pipe hang yourself borrow a pistol from an nra buddy do something to rid the world of your evil fuckin presence ok back to the show plantin seeds will they bear fruit i dont know feel better plantin you know what bugs me though everyone here whos in marketing is now thinkin the same thing oh cool bills going for that anti marketing dollar thats a huge market quit it quit it dont turn everything into a dollar sign please oooh the plea for sanity dollar huge huge market look at our research you know isnt marketing the most evil concept ever like for instance i saw this you know what they do to movies now this just drives me crazy they show movies now to test audiences before the movie is released and then change the movie depending on how these 200 random yahoos underline yahoo point some fingers at it with a big exclamation fuckin point ya fuckin hoo liked it or did not like it as though we are all the same as though we have the same taste as though as though as though for instance saw a movie this year called basic instinct now bills quick capsule review piece of shit thank you thats all it was by the way dont get caught up in the phoney hysteria surrounding this piece of shit film was it too sexist and what about the leg did you think that maybe tha tha tha tha tha tha tha tha youre way off base youve forgotten how to perceive correctly take a deep breath watch it again hey its a piece of shit exactly thats all it ever was was a piece of shit i just had to say that and clear it up this phoney hype around this piece of shit film drove me crazy anyway after i saw it about eight times come to find out after seeing this film all of the lesbian sex sce let me repeat this part of the show all of the lesbian sex scenes were cut out of this film because the test audience was turned off by them boy is my thumb not on the pulse of america i dont wanna seem like randy pan the goatboy but that was the only reason i went to that piece of shit film sorry if i had been in thattest audience the only one out front protesting that film woulda been michaeldouglas demanding his part be put back in i swear i was in that movie i swear i was well gee mike the movie started sharon stone was eating another woman for an hour and a half then the credits rolled ha ha ha i dont remember seeing your scrawny ass ohh was that you in the corner when she flipped her over and started eating her butt was that oh yeah you were good you were really good i was a little i was watchin something else but i saw you real briefly she flipped her over opened her ch ahhhhh started eating her ass and i said was that michael doug oh who gives a fuck look at that see what im saying is itd be a different film if i was the test audience thats all im trying to get at here dont try an talk for me please 