hey bartender pour me another one cause i don t think that i ve had enough make it a bourbon make it a double one you can see that i m still standing up whiskey and women well they fool me every time into thinking i m the hero i have pictured in my mind so tell me a secret to get me through the night or let s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie where am i this evening no i don t mean what bar i mean what city and in what state am i honey are you leaving and do you have a car and could you take me along for the ride a woman like you well you could enter in my life and let me be the lover i have pictured in my mind so tell me a secret to get me through the night or let s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie here s a quarter why don t i play us a song b 33 i believe it s george jones i believe it s a slow one in 3 4 time so let s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie hey bartender did she say where she was going well i must have dozed off for awhile are these my cigarettes and how much do i owe i guess i ll see you again tomorrow night do you think she d mind it if i called her up sometime i might be the reason she s been searching her whole life so tell me a secret to get me through the night or let s turn up the jukebox and tell me a lie