well i lie i cheat and i steal and i don t give two shits about the way that you feel i barely know who you are but i ll break your heart and then i ll sleep in your car i m not dying inside i m dead too many people have fucked with my head and now i m out for revenge i m not the only one who regrets the way they act but i seem to be the only one who s honest with the facts and i m sick to death of always being the sucker i m a heartless bastard motherfucker well you re a prize specimen you look pretty fine but i don t know where you ve been you invite me back to your place and you feed me drinks to get me out of my face you never own up to what you did you fuck like an adult and you cry like a kid and then you tell your friends i took the piss just for a second here with a straight face i am sick of the sinners always making out they re saints you know it seems to me that the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves the make up doth protest too much so come on everybody come on don t make me regret ever writing this song i need every motherfucker to sing along1