spoken dialogue waiter ah good evening mr day two for dinner morris yes give us one of those little sexy tables in the back waiter oh i m sorry sir those are all taken morris jerome waiter urgh i think maybe we can arrange it mr day morris thank you so much sharon oh morris was that necessary morris jerome sharon okay okay i m sorry waiter right this way sir morris you know this is an exciting establishment you have here waiter what i wouldn t give for a broken bottle morris i can t hear you what d you say waiter i said i said yes we re remodeling morris mhm waiter cocktails before dinner morris yes two pia coladas sharon make mine a virgin waiter okay will you be having a virgin as well morris yes for dessert haaa ha ha ha ha waiter sir i m afraid i don t get it morris say do you know how to do the walk waiter why certainly everyone can do the walk morris well honey why don t you just walk your ass to the other side of the room waiter fuck you too nigga morris ah my dear it s rough at the top jerome ehem get your pad and pencil i think it s gonna be kinda right if my judge of character s correct it s gon be by the letter tonight now stop me when i get to 17 excuse me baby i bet you didn t know i had a piece of this restaurant did you but it looks like i m gonna have to buy the whole thing and fire that man may i taste that excuse me that s kinda weak here try mine you know sharon good god morris they say that saliva is an aphrodisiac sharon excuse me morris you look so lovely tonight sharon why thank you morris probably even better under exotic red lights i wish you could see my home it s it s so exciting in my bedroom i have a brass waterbed sharon really morris mhm it s just surrounded by plants and lights and shit and all kinds of little erotic artifacts we could have breakfast in bed sharon oh morris i i i have an italian cook jerome sa sa sasga gagracci or something like that it s funny your eyes when you stare at me like that it causes my my stomach to q quiver oh lord do you like diamonds sharon mm hmm morris yeah sharon yeah morris i know it s rather masculine but try this one on sharon aah morris my god darling it fits you must have strong hands but they re so soft like the oils in my morning bath somebody help me darling sharon yes morris i m not usually so forward but would you like to make love to me sharon hm hmm morris i i could make it so nice do you know what is meant by the words uhh i hate to use them they re they re so harsh american you know what i mean and yet on the other hand they re exciting words the words chili sauce oh lord you know i haven t made love in so long but with you i know it would be just like riding a bike i d remember everything i ve ever learned baby if the kid can t make you come nobody can jerome morris morris yeah jerome 17 morris oh um what s it gonna be baby sharon chili sauce morris oh lord 