this mornin i jumped on my horse and went out for a ride some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side so i crawled into a wild cat s cave to find a place to hide but some pirates found me a sleepin there and soon they had me tied till a lady zombie cut me loose and begged to be my bride so i said i d come back wednesday but i must admit i lied cause i run away into the swamp but i forgot my guide and i stepped into some quicksand and no matter how i tried i couldn t get out until i met a crocodile named clyde who took me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried they built a fire under me and i swear i almost cried till an eagle come and swooped me up and through the air we flied but he dropped me in a boilin lake a thousand miles wide and you know what happened then i died