did you know that one in three of you is gifted you re better than the other two in three and one in three of you is better looking i don t think anyone would disagree one in three of you smells better you come from a better family one in three of you gets more attention the ladies tend to like you sexually yeah one in three of you is better than the other two you know who we re talking bout one in three of you has talent in short you are amazing musically one in three of you s a leader the ability to sing comes naturally one in three of you is taller the others sometimes make you work for free one in three is not allowed to use the stove that one in three is called lee yeah one in three of you is better than the other two you know who we re talking bout yeah one in three of you has practiced all his life he s got the touch of music in his hands he can write a tune to melt a lady s heart but he s still to short go on rides at disneyland one in three of you knows karate he used his skills to stop a shark attack one in three of you can stop a bullet with his hands one in three of you looks just like jack black yeah one in three of you is better than the other two you know who we re talking bout yeah one in three of you was at home the other day just looking at the tv and he saw jordan s new jeans and he decided to try them on and he put the jeans on and he looked really good in them and then his phone rang so he had to run over to answer his phone and he tripped over a little bit accidentally on the heater and his jeans got caught in the heater and they caught on fire a little bit so he took the jeans off and then he had to go to the video shop and return a vhs copy of sleepless in seattle that was overdue by about three weeks and he left a small fire burning in the apartment so he hopes that two in three of them didn t have anything too valuable in the apartment yeah one in three of you is dumber than the other two i don t know what you re talking bout