a fine romance with no kisses a fine romance my friend this is we should be like a couple of hot tomatoes but you re as cold as yesterday s mashed potatoes a fine romance you won t nestle a fine romance you won t wrestle i might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt i haven t got a chance this is a fine romance a fine romance my good fellow you take romance i ll take jello you re calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean at least they flap their fins to express emotion a fine romance with no quarrels with no insults and all morals i ve never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants i never get the chance this is a fine romance