you text at three in the morning and you misspell my name you ve slept with half my friends on facebook and most of them think you are lame you say that with me it s different and you re not that big of a dick and if you disappear it s cause you re busy not cause you re with some chick i know this might be uncouth but i ve decided to tell you the truth my self esteem s not low enough to date you it s close but not quite there give me time to get a little bit more rejected and you and i could make an awesome pair a totally awesome pair i seem like your perfect target like i ve been lonely for too long you think i haven t had sex in forever and i ll admit that you re not wrong but i would rather have no one than this crap let me reaffirm i wouldn t touch your dick if i d been poisoned and the antidote was in your sperm i know this might be uncouth but i ve decided to tell you the truth my self esteem s not low enough to date you it s close but not quite there give me time to get a little bit more desperate and you and i could make an awesome pair a totally awesome pair  thanks for not even pretending to respect me or slightly acknowledging how mean this is cause what s easy to find is a loving relationship what s hard for a girl like me to find is penises especially when i m on the road or anywhere really cause i m a girl hello that s kind of how it goes love is elusive and impossible but dicks are available everywhere so sorry if i don t feel super lucky to get a penis like yours attached to a man who can t even pretend to care maybe if something goes horribly awry and i think i ll never find a better guy but for now for now my self esteem s not low enough to date you it s so close but not quite there give me time to get a little more wasted and you and i could make an awesome pair a totally awesome pair