spoken a ho ho ho it was the night before christmas and everthing was real quiet so i thought i d take myself a little walk at christmas eve night i was makin it on down the street when to my surprise i saw this little bitty cat with big old tears in his eyes now i could see he was standin in front of this music store and looked real brought down i could hear what he was sayin he didn t know i was around he say i want a rock n roll guitar with a big bass string i want a rock n roll guitar so i can play the thing i wanna be on t v like a rock n roll star i want santa claus to bring me a rock n roll guitar hahaha so a i walked over to him a cause i understand i i thought i d cheer him up so i say look a here little man a you don t want no rock n roll guitar you want a six gun like the lone ranger has so you can run around sayin a hi ho silver kimo sabe and all that cowboy jazz or how would you like old santa to bring you a little dump truck so you could go around a dumpin thing and he say man i don t want no dumptruck i want somethin that swings he say i want a rock n roll guitar with a big bass string i want a rock n roll guitar so i can play that thing i wanna be on t v like a rock n roll star i want santa claus to bring me a rock n roll guitar spoken ha ha wait a minute there wait a minute hold on hold on i say i say hold on there little fellow ah why don t you be like the little chicks and cats and wish for a space helmet or a rocketship or something wild like that and you know what he say he say look here dad i don t want no plane or no train or nothin square like that that ain t the lick for me when i awake this whole place is gonna shake cause you know what i want under my christmas tree he say i want a rock n roll guitar with a big bass string i want a rock and roll guitar so i can play the thing i wanna be on t v like a rock n roll star i want santa claus to bring me a rock n roll guitar ho ho ho crazy little fellow crazy yeah say 