once she dressed in silks and lace owned a rolls royce car now she seems quite out of place like a fallen star draped around my kitchen sink happy as can be i just have to stop and think why she fell for me i m not much to look at nothing to see just glad i m livin and lucky to be i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way i can t save a dollar ain t worth a cent she doesn t holler she d live in a tent i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way tho she loves to work and slave for me ev ry day she d be so much better off if i went away but why should i leave her why should i go she d be unhappy without me i know i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way she should have the very best anyone can see still she s diff rent from the rest satisfied with me while i worry plan and scheme over what to do can t help feeling it s a dream too good to be true never had nothin no one to care that s why i seem to have more than my share i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way when i hurt her feelings once in a while her only answer is one little smile i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way i can see no other way and no better plan end it all and let her go to some better man but i m only human coward at best i m more than certain she d follow me west i got a woman crazy for me she s funny that way