well i ll tell you a story of a burglar man he a went to rob a house huh he raised up the window and in he crept just as softly as a mouse huh a thinkin of the money he was goin to rob a as under the bed he lay a that cat sure saw a sight that night that made his hair turn gray heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha about nine o clock an old maid came in a ha i m awfully tired she said heh heh thinkin that everything was alright she forgot to look under the bed a a well she pulled out her teeth her big glass eye the hair right off of her head huh that chick was comin all apart heh ha ha the burglar had bout nineteen fits and he came from under the bed a ha ha ha ha ha ha what a mess well a from under the bed a the burglar came a he was a total wreck a the old maid she didn t holler at all she just grabbed him round the neck and from her drawer a revolver she drew a to the burglar man she said a young man if you don t kiss me now i ll blow off the top of your head ah ha ha ha a well he looked at her teeth a her big glass eye he had no place to scoot a he said to the old lady standin there woman for the lord s sake a woman for the lord s sake woman go ahead and shoot 