i wrote this novel just for you it sounds pretentious but it s true i wrote this novel just for you that s why it s vulgar that s why it s blue and i say thank you i say thank you i wrote this novel just for mom for all the mommy things she s done for all the times she showed me wrong for all the time she sang god s song and i say thank you mom hello mom thank you mom hi mom i read a book about uncle tom where a whitey bastard made a bomb but now ebonics rule our song those motherfuckers got it wrong and i ask who is uncle tom who is uncle tom who is uncle tom you are i read a book about the self said i should get expensive help go fix my head create some wealth put my neurosis on the shelf but i don t care for myself i don t care for myself i don t care for myself i don t care i wrote this novel just for you i m so pretentious yes it s true i wrote this novel just for you just for you just for you