yeah i lost my job today and that s worth celebrating yeah i lost my job today and that s worth celebrating i ain t working no more so credit companies take warning i went and blew off my mortgage today and that s worth celebrating yeah i blew off my mortgage today and that s worth celebrating and in 3 months they will foreclose so for 3 months and for free i will be staying and when i go no one will know i ll creep off like a cat and blow off all the rest i owe and when i go there won t be no trail to follow just a lingering sense of relief and a crap ton of empty bottles yeah i went and stole my car today and that s worth celebrating yeah i stole my car and that s worth celebrating i ain t paying that interest no more and this thing s steady rolling matter of fact i ain t paying none of ya ll back and when i go no one will know i ll creep off like a cat and blow off all the rest i owe and when i go there won t be no trail to follow just a lingering sense of relief and a crap ton of empty bottles