mrs teavee here in the bosom of america we love the things that make our country strong we give our little sons lots of love and lots of guns so what could what could possibly go wrong here in the bosom of america we sit at our computer all night long we pour ourselves a drink and then we tweet before we think oh what could possibly go wrong we teach our kids that when they lose they re winners that everything they do they do the best we fill them up with sweets and tv dinners and when they re stuffed up to the gills we strap them in and take our pills klonopin ativan paxil and valium i need a pill just to sit down and tally em propofol s good i got librium here and i chase em all down with a bucket of beer all here in the bosom of america mrs teavee my little boy can speak out to the throng and though he s quite the malcontent someday he might be president oh what could possibly go mike teavee wrong wrong lock her away mike teavee is changing up the usa i hacked a golden ticket that s how i won you gotta break rules to get the job done i don t need to go outside to be what i ll be reality is something i can get from tv america get ready for my cyber attack mike teavee is winning there s no going back all here in the bosom of america mrs teavee we re off to sing the willy wonka song a golden ticket in his hand mike teavee yes mike teavee s in full command all oh what could possibly go wrong mike teavee wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong mrs teavee peace out 