he says he s got the new record pretends he follows the news he s got his finger on society s pulse he s got it somewhere that s true soul jazz folk funk indie and hip hop he leaves no genre unturned play the right track she ll be flat on her back that s the music lesson he s learnt he wants to put his radar on you it may not seem so at first at first it seems he s the man of your dreams then takes a turn for the worse just cause he speaks a bit posher than you and all of your friends don t think he s after a different thing when daylight comes to an end he s probably gonna spin you some line about jazz how he loves dizzy and chet but john and paul hanging up on his wall ah that s about as jazz as he gets he wants to put his radar on you it may not seem so at first at first it seems he s the man of your dreams then takes a turn for the worse he wants to put his radar on you and he ll suggest it real soon but first he ll wind dine and show you good time that s why they call him the groom  and just ask him if he wants to come round in the morning and just watch his pathetic face drop cause vampirical schemers come complete with a warning they re only ever guided by frock his mum and dad thought that he was trekking the world playing in a travelling band he was sitting on a beach playing air guitar with a coffee and an outstretched hand he wants to he wants to he wants to put his radar on you he wants to put his radar on you it may not seem so at first at first it seems he s the man of your dreams then takes a turn for the worse he wants to put his radar on you and he ll suggest it real soon but first he ll wind down and show you good time that s why they call him the groom1