well that big dumb blonde with her wheel in the gorge and turtle that friend of hers with his checks all forged and his cheeks in a chunk and his cheese in the cash theyre all gonna be there at that million dollar bash ooh baby ooh ee ooh baby ooh ee its that million dollar bash everybody from right now to over there and back the louder they come the bigger they crack come now sweet cream dont forget to flash were all gonna meet at that million dollar bash ooh baby ooh ee ooh baby ooh ee its that million dollar bash well i took my counselor out to the barn silly nelly was there she told him a yarn then along came jones emptied the trash everybody went down to that million dollar bash ooh baby ooh ee ooh baby ooh ee its that million dollar bash well im hitting it too hard my stones wont take i get up in the morning but its too early to wake first its hello goodbye then push and then crash but were all gonna make it at that million dollar bash ooh baby ooh ee ooh baby ooh ee its that million dollar bash well i looked at my watch i looked at my wrist i punched myself in the face with my fist i took my potatoes down to be mashed then i made it on over to that million dollar bash ooh baby ooh ee ooh baby ooh ee its that million dollar bash1