i have an evil plan to save the world for every man and i think it s better than the way it s being run oh the groundwork s laid no don t be afraid i m sure that i can fix it when i figure out the physics my evil plan to save the world just you wait till it s unfurled it ll go down in history it s prophetic no it s not pathetic i can t believe i made it up myself i have an evil plan to save the world you understand the exemplary feat you d think i d have to cheat i d make voltaire proud deep and furrow browed uncanny and so clever it s our newest plan ever got tired of whining a grander scheme with silver lining for every boy and girl we can t be responsible for all that s wrong with this world my evil plan to save the world just you wait till it s unfurled it ll go down in history it s prophetic no it s not pathetic i can t believe i made it up myself starving children in pain you can t believe in that god the world s not spinning your way does every dog still have his day my evil plan to save the world just you wait till it s unfurled it ll go down in history yeah it s prophetic no it s not pathetic i can t believe i made it up myself my evil plan to save the world just you wait till it s unfurled it ll go down in history it s prophetic no it s not pathetic i can t believe i made it up myself yeah