i know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say but in the winter of his presence i ve always felt warm and safe i always knew no skirt no suit would ever bother me as long as he is present as long as this man stayed close to me i do like his company i enjoy it in fact he s the only human friend that i ever had which is quite ironic cause he s mostly occupied by the methods that exist to blow out people s lights i wouldn t be surprised at all if someday i found out that he had thoroughly checked on my life and on my background and confidently reconfirmed by the things he didn t find he then granted me access to a small part of his secret life i know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say but in the winter of his presence i ve always felt warm and safe i never had to worry though it can t give me the chills because you see men are the only species that he kills oh that s why i love his company quite enjoy it in fact he is the only human friend that i ever had i rarely ponder on him in the wayward hours of the day but am surprised at my own delight i find in seeing him again white shirt black tie exquisite twine i m brewing tea he s having wine it s quite seductive if it s right the perfect way to spend the night i do like his company i enjoy it in fact he s the only human friend that i ever had which is quite ironic cause he s mostly occupied by the methods that exist to blow out people s lights i never had to worry though it can t give me the chills because you see men are the only species that he kills oh that s why i love his company quite enjoy it in fact he is the only human friend that i ever had each act performed is like a ballet a prayer precise and acute oh how i do admire such perfect business like attitude both in style and execution virtuously immaculate and flawlessly equated to the savage fee that he has set built just like the ideal of an athlete my champion of sorts his price is one that only broken hearts are willing to afford death is always quite disastrous messy common and obscene but in the golden hour when he leaves all is stainless all is clean if i one day might also decide to need this special kind of service that this man provides oh i will pray that my fate kindly agrees to the plot and sends someone like this man to come and finish the job because i just cannot bear the foul and blasphemous thought that involves getting slain by some filthy amateur s hands i know it must seem to you like the strangest thing to say but in the winter of his presence i always felt warm and safe i know that you must surely think me mad but he s the most human friend that i ever had 