she s an overnight sensation in the mirror on her wall she gets a standing ovation at every shower curtain call and she becomes a pop star in the safety of her car and then she falls to pieces at the karaoke bar and she s perfect until the lights go on and then it all goes wrong cause now she s not so perfect she can shake it just like j lo when the bedroom lights go down but when she hits the dance floor she s a hip hop hippo clown she s perfect until the lights go on and then it all goes wrong cause now she s not so perfect she s perfect she s so fine she s so wonderful in the arena of her mind she s not perfect she s all mine she can t sing or dance she ain t got a chance but baby i don t mind she s perfect oh she s perfect ah she s so perfect you know she s so perfect ah ah ah sing baby dance dance dance you got it shake it down oh that s bad that s bad i love you baby that s just awful you got it you got it