i want to tell you i might as well do about a girl i met back in may her name is rita and you should see her and she goes ooh wakka doo wakka day she s got a brother like any other who got his nose caught inside a gate and when they freed him it so relieved him he just went ooh wakka doo wakka day you wouldn t think to look at me that i was strong but underneath it all i really am and just to prove it why only the other day i picked a needle up with one hand now up in bradford a chap named radford while taking part in a local play was intercepted and then suspected of going ooh wakka doo wakka day hey hey who s that lady i saw you with it was not your wife it looked to me suspiciously like someone i have never seen before in my life doo doo doo di doo it s not suprising when you come to think of it just what it is that makes people swear you only have to sing about bleepin thing and there ll be bleeping ev ry bleeping where now if you love me you re not above me and if you don t well what can i say except we ll see when you come to tea then you can go ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka ooh wakka doo wakka day