next stop delancey street step lively and ah watch the closing doors i can t express it any plainer that i m a entertainer people call me dane but my real name is dana i came here just to put you on cause i m taking the rapping world by storm in the rap i ve made a change a change that no other out there can claim now what i ve done will make you laugh so don t you ever be offended by the words i pass i ll make you tickle make your butt wiggle you ll tell your friends and they ll chuckle and giggle now this little story s called delancey street it s the place where clothes are bought and people meet each city has a place that s quite the same even though it might go by a different name delancey street delancey stree eet delancey street this story can t be beat well i went to delancey street to buy some wears even though i already had on fresh gear go into the store to buy a kangol i took out my wallet and my fat money roll when three females walked up to me there was a white a black the other chinese the white girl said my name is dawn and i love your gear by louis vuitton the black girl said my name is jane and she couldn t keep her hands off the fresh gold chains the chinese girl her name suchi she was foggin up the 86 guccis i thought they wanted to conversate then they all pulled out a six shooter trey eight three fresh females who would have thought cause they tried to rob me i almost got caught i stood there for a minute tried to concentrate i tried to think of a way for me to escape no one in sight one thing to do damn right i flew up the block and through an alley yo i cold dogged my fresh new bally s i ran through some water and some dog but i don t give a damn i wouldn t be their vic oh no not me not while i had feet so then i dipped over to orchard street around the corner past the brick house and right in back of me droolin from the mouth yes them three females in hot pursuit then all of a sudden they began to shoot i flundered blundred all the shots thundered that s what i wondered so confused my head still in the wind a sign up the street that read  now here they came just as plain as day runnin down the street like three the hard way i approached the stop the temper grew and then the girl screams out they continued strong like the quiet storm lover boy run everything that you ve got on run your gucci your louis and your fresh gold chains and your bally shoes we want it all from you now max this move what could i do nowhere to run no one to run to the girls just didn t know who i am but i knew a way to get out this jam i stood in their face took on the loud racket opened up my jacket printed on my shirt yes there s bold and plain i m not the one the rapper dana dane well the girls caught the message it was plain to see they might as well have said cause jane came by she winked her eye and dawn came over grabbed me at my fly and that s about the time when suchi came near she kissed me on my cheek and blew in my ear each one of them tryin to grab my hand screamin leave him to the other i knew it they d blew it punches were thrown they got into it they rumbled battled wrestled like cattle she made me do it they began to tattle swollen eyes and busted lips cause i think all of them got pistol whipped but i don t care do you hear what i say i just wiped off my bally s went on my way and they re still not friends til this very day