it s too late we first met we made love every hour now a days i always have to beg when we first met your stomach was a six pack now a days it looks more like a keg it s to late now we re married till we re dead and buried your stuck with me and i m stuck with you baby it s to late and there s nothing we can do we tied the knot and we both have second thoughts i got drunk and now i m stuck with you when we first met our love was like a flower now it s like a weed i d like to pick when we first met our love was strong and growing now it s short and shriveled like your dick it s to late now we re married till we re dead and buried your stuck with me and i m stuck with you baby it s to late and there s nothing we can do we took our vows and we re both sorry now i got drunk and now i m stuck with you now i share a checking account and half my money s gone i share a bathroom with a man who can t hit the john i got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive now my life is over but my body s still alive your stuck with me what did we do oh whatever made me stick my thing in you we took our vows and we re both sorry now baby i got drunk and now i m stuck with you yea the condom broke and now i m stuck with you the kids aren t yours and i m still stuck with you