silly hey everybody it s me silly vanilly how ya doin uhh they asked me to introduce this next song which is fast monkey i haven t quite heard the song myself yet but uhh i m sure it s gonna be great so without any further ado whatever that is i m gonna introduce steve and the simian singers performing fast monkey fast monkey ok ready fast monkey ready go i m fast i m very very fast i m faster than a fast monkey i m slow i m very very slow i m slower than a slow monkey fast slow fast fast slow are you fast or are you slow fast slow fast fast slow are you fast or are you slow is is this a folk song or something i m big i m very very big i m bigger than a big monkey no kidding you almost stepped on me over here i m small i m very very small i m smaller than a small monkey this is unbelievable big small big big small are you big or are you small big small big big small are you big or are you small this is the most ridiculous song i ve ever heard  i m happy i m very very happy i m happier than a happy monkey uh oh i m sad i m very very sad i m sadder than a sad monkey happy sad happy happy sad are ya happy or are you sad it s all right buddy i wanna go home i know what you re talkin about i wanna go home too we re loud we re very very loud we re louder than loud monkeys this is gettin spooky i m quiet i m very very quiet quieter wait a second hold on a minute th hold it please hold it now what were you going to say quieter than a quiet monkey yes i was ok first of all you re not quiet oh thank you and second of all what are you guys talkin about what are we talking about faster than a fast monkey slower than a slow monkey the comparisons are ineffectual i mean where do you get this stuff i think you ve fallen off the silly boat into a vat of ridiculousness uh uh uh uh this is silly nilly willy lilly nilly willy lilly willy i know it is but silly what do you want us to do about it oh nothin i m just sayin mind if i sing along sure that d be great fast slow fast fast slow are you big or are you small happy sad quiet quiet loud are you silly or are you not silly unsilly not silly no that was right that was good that was a wrap right is that good for you guys h hello 