she was born on a monday night in my head for my eyes in a theorem of pythagoras oh oh oh fall asleep on the train mr j he rots your brains you re not fun lest you pick up the pace oh oh oh another cold night down on the mare kissing boys and pretending to care oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears and if your heart s screaming take me home then hail a cab and please turn off your phone oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears drop your scarf in the mud slacker jack and coffee mugs is your dorm room a romantic place oh tell me is it all the hits and your favorite songs through your ears and down your sarong if he s evil then why does he kiss oh oh oh another cold night down on the mare kissing boys and pretending to care oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears and if your heart s screaming take me home then hail a cab and please turn off your phone oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears don t you feel better standing on you own sometimes it s better in your slutty crone listen to lucia a favored friend pamala sing for me another cold night down on the mare kissing boys and pretending to care oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears and if your heart s screaming take me home then hail a cab and please turn off your phone oh it s the faculty of fears it s the faculty of fears