i make my living off the evening news just give me something something i can use people love it when you lose they love dirty laundry well i couldve been an actor but i wound up here i just have to look good i dont have to be clear come and whisper in my ear give us dirty laundry kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em all around we got the bubble headed bleach blonde who comes on at five she can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye its interesting when people die give us dirty laundry can we film the operation is the head dead yet you know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet get the widow on the set we need dirty laundry kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre stiff kick em all around kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre stiff kick em all around dirty little secrets dirty little lies we got our dirty little fingers in everybodys pie we love to cut you down to size we love dirty laundry we can do the innuendo we can dance and sing when its said and done we havent told you a thing we all know that crap is king give us dirty laundry kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up we love dirty laundry kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down give us dirty laundry kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down kick em when theyre up kick em when theyre down 