would you like to learn to dance well i can show you that gotta book here with all you need to know we can draw the arthur murray patterns right here on the floor and all ya have to do is follow and then we ll dance around the room a while you can lead now if you want to i don t mind nothin i wouldn t do to see a smile go dancin cross your face in perfect time dancin cross your face in perfect time would you like to learn to sing i can teach you that here s an old song that s good for the start you can sing all the high parts if you really try and i ll play along the tune on my guitar and then we ll sing together for a little while let the harmony go ringin in your mind and you sing so much better when when you sing with a smile all the notes come out so sweet and high all the notes come out so sweet and high would you like to learn to love well that s somethin else again i can show you how to sing and smile and dance oh i have no keys to open your heart and no way that i could make you take the chance and so we ll dance around the room again and we ll sing a tune or two to pass the time and smile a lot and if you really want to we can try a little lovin i don t mind try a little lovin i don t mind i don t mind