the glass half empty ain t good enough for me when its brown liqueur over ice you can save your breath because i ve reasoned to dispute words to the wise oh no way no way you re not gonna rain on my parade whatever you say whatever you say it s all from nothin i m afraid you want to change my mind there s no way a box of candy chocolate covered caramels sweet sugar tastes like happiness my teeth are rotten and my bellies gettin round but i can t resist oh no no no way no way you re not gonna rain on my parade whatever you say whatever you say it s all for nothing i m afraid you want to change my mind but theres no way dress me in the shade of grey and pay the one who digs my grave this fat man is goin out with a smile yeah yeah throw me the bible we ll go on like this for days yeah i can use the scripture too i can t be certain of exactly what it means but neither can you oh no no no way no way you re not gonna rain on my parade whatever you say whatever you say i m only a jester you re the sage you want to change my mind you want to change my mind you want to change my mind but there s no way