hello um it s very nice to meet you clich introduction is apparently how i m going to greet you i hope you guys are doing great on this fine fine day where the weather is just the perfect amount that it makes me feel kind of gay gay what the fuck do you mean and why did you say guys when there s clearly a girl with me no no no by gay i just meant happy and by guys i just meant everyone i didn t mean to single you guys out seriously well why didn t you just say guys and girls are you so used to this cruel world that sexism is embedded in your soul that you just unconsciously do these fucked up things i am offended by your fucked up reasonings no no no no no no i m sorry i truly am can we just move past this and enjoy this band no no no that is not how it s going to be i m about to tell what is wrong with this country fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care hitler wasn t such a bad guy after all i mean he he killed hitler nazi nazi you re a fucking nazi how dare you joke about the nineteen thirties to forties that shit affects me on a personal level that you can t ever be fit to understand how dare you so i m supposed to appeal to every single person s idea of what is allowed to be said based on their personal beliefs no just mine so stop being a racist sexist piece of white trash male shit fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care fuck you i don t care hey hey uh hey larry you wanna you wanna come over here real quick i i got something to show ya no no no tru trust me it s it s great fine fine fine w whatever i i don t want to be around you to be honest wi with your racist bullshit oh oh my god what is that it s a lion larry it s a lion oh god stop oh no get him boy get him boy oh good job oh get him boy yeah you got him oh good boy good boy you got him you got him boy what why are you doing this is it because i m a white american man why would you do this you racist pig you piece of shit why did you murder my wife why because you re a sexist piece of shit why did you murder a woman what s wrong with a woman why a white male why not a black male huh what are you racist you racist sexist piece of trash oh god oh oh j oh 