you said i will build you a bed of cactus where you can sleep when the night is too sharp i said i will cover you with wax and light your hair like a wick when the night is too cold you don t think of me as often as i d like you to but when you do it s of me looking for you on the ship the plane i am waiting on has your face printed on the wings when it crashes i will eat the paint off i m gonna spank your ass so hard you will hate the wig master but i ll put two pillows on your dining room chair you re like a parrot something that belongs to me and not to you loneliness isn t being alone it s when someone loves you and you don t have it in you to love them back look at my hair it s a dirty little mop crying for you to send it away all a guy needs is a chance to pull off my clothes and snicker try harder if you mail me a toy i will use it but that s the most i have to offer do you want to see my panties is the last thing i will ever say to you i want to finger every teenager i see is the last thing you say to me  don t make fun of my night out