there s a sale on our gabardine suits today they re all thirty percent off from yesterday there s fortrel polyester leather wool and tweed just a visa or mastercard is all you need we ve got every color we ve got ev ry shade we re located next door to willy s fun arcade we got every fabric that was ever made but i m known in this city as the king of suede we got portly and regular and extra long we got tailors to fix it if it comes out wrong we got all kinds of sweatshirts you can take your pick with the collars ripped off like in that flashdance flick our prices are low my staff is underpaid you can buy off the rack or have it custom made and it s all guaranteed to never shrink or fade cause of my reputation as the king of suede if you need a tuxedo for your junior prom we can get you the best one that s made in taiwan we got jackets with patches on the elbows too and we ll sell em all factory direct to you  well i never made it past the second grade it took all of my life for me to learn this trade but my friends are all thinking that i ve got it made cause i m known the world over as the king of suede there s a two for one sale on our three piece suits check out our suede pajamas and our suede covered boots you can try on our suede underwear if you choose do what you want but don t step on my blue suede shoes king of suede don t miss out on our giant liquidation sale look for our color catalog in next week s mail there s a sale on our double knit slacks today it s the same old sale as yesterday thirty years in the same location i have stayed there i am right next door to willy s fun arcade i got tough competition but i m not afraid cause it s my destiny to be the king of suede king of suede king of suede king of suede i ll always be king of suede i ll always be king of suede