hey maybe i ll dye my hair maybe i ll move somewhere maybe i ll get a car maybe i ll drive so far they ll all lose track me i ll bounce right back maybe i ll sleep real late maybe i ll lose some weight maybe i ll clear my junk maybe i ll just get drunk on cheap red wine me i ll be just fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow but still i won t let sorrow bring me way down hey maybe i ll learn to sew maybe i ll just lie low maybe i ll hit the bars maybe i ll count the stars until dawn me i will go on maybe i ll settle down maybe i ll just leave town maybe i ll have some fun maybe i ll meet someone and make him mine me i ll be just fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow but still i won t let sorrow bring me way down  i ll be fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow but still i can t let sorrow bring me way down oh i ll be fine i ll be fine oh i ll be fine