hey everybody everybody in the club tonight i m gonna talk a little bit in an exotic accent everybody can t really tell where it s from everybody for the dance music y all here s the black guy paid thirty dollars to get into this place can t even see your hand in front of your face shoulder to shoulder with a bunch of sweaty guys push on through them when we catch her eye you say i like you you say i want you but she can t hear you so she ignores you and the the bass drops out because the chorus is near oh we don t need no rhymes and we don t write no words so we say yo yo and you say yo yo and then the build up starts to the same bit from before but with the bass back in so you can dance some more and it gets higher and louder and higher and louder and higher and louder till the chorus comes in but this bit always tricks you yo yo yo yo see it s easy to remember and it s easy to learn that s why people call it catchy when they mean that it s terrible the chorus has no words we only singing yo it s not even english sing along here we go so we sing yo yo and you sing yo yo oh oh oh oh oh took half an hour just to get to the bar that fifty dollars didn t go very far some drunken douche bag knocks your drink to the ground you spent an hour trying to buy this round your roommate texts you he s not here anymore he needs the place tonight he s gone home to score trapped in this sauna and there s smoke in your eyes try to convince yourself that you ve had a good time so you sing yo yo and we sing yo yo we sing it over over over over over over over over over over over over over over and now they re playing dubstep yo yo yo yo everybody in club come on and let me hear you say whoa all the ladies in club whose feet really hurt say oww if you re sitting in the corner cos you drank too much say blurgh if you snuck into the club cuz you re 17 say nothing you know the word yo yo yeah dancing yo yo whoa it s nearly midnight yo yo all right that s it the club s closed everybody out 