enter miss ardens temple to beauty serving your every need is our duty may you enjoy the full day you have in store behind the red door kindly remove your coats hats and daywear put on the gowns all guests of miss a wear slippers with non skid soles for the sauna floor behind the red door first an icy facial massage with famous ardenia tonic for your rosacea chronic might we suggest a grapefruit colonic breathe a perfume of fresh floral splendor soft light to soothe the feminine gender rose petal pink with louis coutures decor dont you deserve a day to be pampered lay back relax unhurried unhampered nanny and cook will handle the kids while youre behind the red door choose your activities ladies oh dear oh dear what shall i do first ill try them all  dine on glass of cucumber glacial what you dont eat well use for a facial vogue magazine declares the cuisine top drawer behind the red door say that your fanny raises an issue smooth off that excess adipose tissue that s what the rolling gluteal press is for behind the red door yes she is on her way now she s coming she s coming look busy no slumming she s rounding the corner of east 63rd she s driving past tiffany s window i heard dust off her portrait and swiftly dear you know how she judges see to those unsightly smudges she s coming she s coming she s coming she s coming she s here a tad too heavy on the lipstick dear behind the red door ardena skin tonic for that unfortunate eczema lizzie we have to talk not now mr lewis have they had their vienna youth mask my exclusive vienna youth mask not yet ms arden well what are you waiting for american beauty roses each of you and who am i well your devoted gardener of course hook them up to the electrodes pip pip certain reporters seeking the truth ask can it be real your vienna youth mask i am the proof that time isn t keeping score behind the red door hooked up to wires as harnesses wrap you six hundred volts of energy zap you dead dormant skin cells now are a living spore behind the red door name a famous hollywood face my skin food l orang restarted wallace and edward hoard it how much don t ask or you can t afford it classic venitian crem amaretto take home a ten ounce jar and you ll get a sample of my new fragrance of love l amor remember since adam s fall from grace in the garden all thanks to moi elizabeth arden heaven on earth is open from nine to four monday through friday behind the red door refresh replenish renew behind the red door until tomorrow adieu behind the red door 1