you don t take a shower you don t put the seat down you hardly cook for me anymore when i come home from the bar where i spend half the day i remember when your manners didn t bug me you used to aim when you d pee now after frank and beans late at night well i can t hold it in so i just let it fly and it stinks like a meadow full of steaming cow pies you could say excuse me you could turn the fan on you don t smell like flowers anymore