i m awful sorry if she has ruined the night i ll get her home and out of sight that s my girl the drunkest at the party she lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi there she goes she fell down and she s bleeding i tried to help she s kicking and she s screaming the drunkest girl that everyone hates shes with me i m her date i ll drive her home and leave her lying on her porch that s my girl cross eyed drunk and puking she s down again and everybody s looking i ll wait till she sobers up and when she finishin throwing up i ll drive her home and leave her lying on her porch that s my girl take her home she made a scene she s with me  that s my girl flirting with your husband she threw a drink and screamed she used to fuck him i don t mind her getting drunk but i m gonna lock her in my trunk and take her home and leave her lying on her porch i ll take her home she made a scene i ll take her home she s with me that s my girl she doesn t always act this way later on she ll be ok i apologize for all she s done go ahead and keep her purse the drunkest girl that everyone hates s he with me i m her date i ll drive her home and leave her lying on her porch 3