when you attend a funeral it is sad to think that sooner or l ater those you love will do the same for you and you may have thought it tragic to think of all the weeping they will do but don t you worry no more ashes no more sackcloth and an armband made of black cloth will some day nevermore adorn a sleeve for if the bomb that drops on you gets your friends and neighbors too there ll be nobody left behind to grieve and we will all go together when we go what a comforting fact that is to know universal bereavement an inspiring achievement yes we all will go together when we go we will all go together when we go all suffused with an incandescent glow no one will have the endurance to collect on his insurance lloyd s of london will be loaded when they go oh we will all fry together when we fry we ll be french fried potatoes by and by there will be no more misery when the world is our rotisserie yes we all will fry together when we fry down by the old maelstrom there ll be a storm before the calm and we will all bake together when we bake there ll be nobody present at the wake with complete participation in that grand incineration nearly three billion hunks of well done steak oh we will all char together when we char and let there be no moaning of the bar just sing out a te deum when you see that icbm and the party will be come as you are oh we will all burn together when we burn there ll be no need to stand and wait your turn when it s time for the fallout and saint peter calls us all out we ll just drop our agendas and adjourn you will all go directly to your respective valhallas go directly do not pass go do not collect two hundred dollars and we will all go together when we go every hottentot and every eskimo when the air becomes uraneous we will all go simultaneous yes we all will go together when we all go together yes we all will go together when we go3