one day the moon got tired of being up in the sky he wandered down through the starlight and landed on the oceanside and he smiled while he jumped in the water and laughed about as he danced in the sand he put on his swim trunks and snorkel and guess what mr moon swam did i tell you that moonbeams are heavy and therefore mr moon sank he fell down through the seawalls of seaweed and landed at the bottom of a tank and he sat there with the starfish and jellyfish and laughed about the sharks and the whales they drank lots of miller lights and heinekens and laughed about all of their tales oh mr moon the stars are shining for you in the night sky please come home oh mr moon the sun is shining for you until it goes away and then it s dark and then it s dark and then it s dark