my guardian angel wears a hard hat said the boy with the microphone i wouldn t be standing here today ever since i was a young a boy i couldn t leave well enough alone always trouble standing in my way up down anywhere but in the middle off the wagon under the wheel again all are nothing never could do just a little never could leave it alone hard living be the death of me yes lead me to an early grave to die in the saddle must be my destiny but to ride this rocking horse i must be crazed good clean fun is just my imagination down and dirty that s the way the game is played this hard life has caused me aggravation never could leave it alone oh now baby can t leave it alone got to ride that rocking horse can t leave it alone never could leave it alone