err simmer down ladies and gentlemen simmer down hey you re acting rather irresponsibly right now damn you all hold your horses steady now cause we re floating precariously and therefore furthermore frivolously on tectonic plates and everything we stand on and everything we stand for is rather unstable right now so i think i ll kill some time and have you done medium rare but i think i ll tease my palate with some crudits just to prepare you see we ve had a joker in the pack now for quite some time so i reckon it s just about time we roast this swine this is a crock of shit i refuse to be fed so knuckle down and use your head can it sunshine bottle it up you ponce then knock me up a dish with some vol au vents now i think we should take a leaf from the romans book throw it up throw it up now i think we should take a leaf from the romans book throw it up throw it up let s throw it up and start again let s throw it up and start again nicely does it now steady hold hold target locked cop a load of this one oh yeah ah that was great my compliments to the chef i m very satisfied so i ll be sure to dine here again fine cuisine the stuffed cheeks were very agreeable all in all a splendid spread