stockings are hung near the chimney and the presents are under the tree and mamma s in the kitchen making some herbal tea windows are covered with frost and the candles are all alight but as i wander through this quiet house something just doesn t seem right you see every year the neighbors bring us a swiss colony beeflog but the neighbors aren t around there s no beeflog to be found this year no beeflog christmas isn t christmas without a swiss colony beeflog without those cheeses and meat i don t think i can get along my mother tries to comfort me she says here son have some eggnog i fucking hate eggnog seriously but what do i see underneath the tree grandma got a swiss colony beeflog just for me aaah aaaaah aaaaaah grandma swiss colony beeflog baby that s what christmas is all abouut a roly poly colony beeflog lady makes a little boy scream and shout deck the halls with with boughs of swiss colony fa la la la la laa laa laa laaaa sweet 