i hate christmas christmas in hollywood no one gives you fruit cakes there s no carolers in the yard the only fruit cakes i ve seen are on sunset boulevard i hate christmas stuck out here in tinsel town forget about white christmas cause here it never snows except the real expensive kind those cooks put up their nose what happened to the christmas i knew when i was young we d search the woods and cut down our own tree everyone would smile when you pass them on the street here a stranger drives by and shoots you in the knee i hate christmas stuck out here in lala land i haven t met a woman here who s boobs aren t big and fake they never move or jiggle when we have a big earthquake the weather never changes here through winter spring and fall but i guess a hollywood christmas is better than no christmas at all merry christmas morons as for hanakkah ha i don t care and you athias your idiots seriously have a nice day 