gentlemen start your engines i never liked football at school was never liked much by the cool kids and i wasn t picked from the line up until the last it was tough it was cruel and i wasn t into motor racing it seemed too slow too basic crashing was a no no ramming other cars was rated too invasive come on let me put them through their paces let s do it properly lick a shoot of broccoli buckle up and boot up rocket league supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place of heels of course you re gonna get tackled hard little cars and big balls big balls little cars the crowd count down aloud view the newest shooting stars little cars and big balls big balls little cars three two one charge mix fifa tony hawk and carmageddon i m in heaven even at the thought of it in half a second i m tumescent move aside viagra i m throbbing at the bonnet of an e type jaguar i m flustered the rush has got me gushing like niagara rap star soccer crossed with nascar not a crowd pleaser i leave the people shouting that s harsh i do what i gots to do to get those balls to bless those goals don t give a shit if you drive a silver shadow man i ll wreck your rolls  little cars and big balls big balls little cars the crowd count down aloud view the newest shooting stars little cars and big balls big balls little cars three two one charge when i burn out my nitro better turn down your iso it s a photo finish so the arena just might blow i might go psycho super charged like a rhino large like a dino size aside my machine is anything but micro i m coming for you fast you scummy little twat you just got battered by a car in a funny little hat supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars with wheels and grills in place of heels of course you re gonna get tackled hard little cars and big balls big balls little cars the crowd count down aloud view the newest shooting stars little cars and big balls big balls little cars three two one charge 1