well twirl my turban man alive here come mr five by five he s one of those big fat bouncin boys solid avoirdupois mr five by five he s five feet tall and he s five feet wide he don t measure no more from head to toe than he do from side to side mr five by five got fifty chins and a line of jive he s a mellow old cat a real hep fat he be mr five by five that man can really jump it for a fat man the only trouble is there s no way of knowin whether he s comin on or goin mr five by five he s slightly plump on his butter side he don t shake it no more from head to toe than he do from side to side that man can really jump it for a fat man boys the trouble is there s no way of knowin whether he s comin on or goin mr five by five he s five feet tall and he s five feet wide he don t measure no more from head to toe than he do from side to side mr five by five