you ask me if there s still a chance to rekindle our burned out romance well you re a true blue die hard country fan let me say it in a way that you ll understand with george straight s a rock star where s that leather pants if alan joins a boy band and all he does is dance when hank junior s a preacher and his hell raising days are through then maybe just maybe maybe i ll come back to you now i m not saying there s no chance at all but it don t take no crystal ball to see the chance is mighty slim chris gains or me are coming back again when willy gives the weed up and cuts off all his hair when george jones finally says he need s his rocking chair when dolly gets a breast reduction down a size or two then maybe just maybe maybe i ll come back to you when toby keith burns the flag and buys a foreign car paisley takes the stage and forgets how to play guitar when we sell a million copies of album number two huh we ve sold how many now i said maybe yeah maybe maybe i ll come back to you yea maybe just maybe maybe i ll come back to you that s right