okay so we brainiacs finally figured out that we live in multiple universes a billion stars afar but really what quantum mindfuck is that are you ready knock yourself out freaky darwin defended creation einstein travelled in time columbus discovered india and shakespeare couldn t rhyme o j pleaded guilty manson made parole reagan won five oscars and meryl none at all elvis was a vegan dylan never got stoned alice was known as vincent and bowie was just jones michael looked like michael keith drank only juice madonna was a virgin and jimi played the flute bond s drink was stirred not shaken darth vader had no son dorothy was still in kansas and clint didn t own a gun rocky had no sequels arnold never came back e t dialled the wrong number and dolly had no rack
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