this is the story of a young girl who was the hippest chick in town they call her big noise from winettka miss birdie s sure to get around big noise flew in from winnetka stole each fellow s heart and then big noise flew in from winnetka big noise flew right out again stop look listen here comes the big noise stop look listen here comes the big noise i am the one they call the big noise i m looking fine and feeling sharp i just flew in from winnetka don t you know i m gonna blow this joint apart i got my high heels i don t need no wheels my footwork is an art you know the joint is jumpin my heart is pumpin and this is just the start whoa i was a big noise from winnetka i ll be a big noise in your heart whooooa tempting when she s walkin tempting when she s talkin listen to her squakin there she goes round again up and then down again in and then out ooooh bop hi welcome to another foul evening with the divine miss m after many a summer dies the swan but not when their stuck in a turkey as big as this one watch us as we scratch and claw out hour upon the stage in yet another feeble minded attempt to turn chicken shit in to chicken salad make no mistake about it eggs will be laid tonight ain t that right girls oh my girls my three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life i ll never forget the first time i found these girls selling their papayas on 42nd street so flushed so filthy the astonishing verbal abuse they heaped upon me made me certain we were destined to share the stage someday not only are my girls fine singers and dancers not only are they gorgeous and talented but they also think i m god ain t that right girls they function as a greek chorus these girls don t know shit about euripides but they know plenty about trojans ladies and gentlemen a rousing hand for the semi classical harlettes laides alright girls sing em your siren song go ahead turn them men into pigs not the band you idiots those that bunch right over there in the front row not much of a challenge huh this group is already well on its way to oink oink land oops so sorry once again behaving in a manner i had sworn to aschew thank you once again falling into the vat of vulgarity oh tut tut i did so want to leave my sordid past behind and emerge form this project beathed in a new and ennobling light i wanted to come out and be the sweet pure honest unadorned person that i really really am i wanted to show you the good beneath the gaudy the saint beneath all this paint the sweet pure winsome little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior but fortunately just as i was about to rush down the path to repectability and righteousness a wee small voice called out to me in the night and reminded me of the motto by which i ve always tried to live my life f ck em if they can t take a joke  hi after many a summer dies the swan but not when she s stuck in a turkey the size of this one make no mistake about it folks eggs will be laid tonight ain t that right girls oh my girls my three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life i ll never forget the first time i found these girls peddling their papayas on 42nd street not only are my girls fine singers and dancers not only are they gorgeous and talented but they also think i m god i am the one they call the bi i i i g noise i am a living work of art i just flew in from winnetka daddy o i m gonna blow this joint apart everyone has a bit of big noise in his heart everyone loves a little sin well i m gonna be the first girl in the line when the festivities begin i was a scandle too hot to handle they said you d best depart oh exit big noise from winnetka enter enter enter big noise in his heart 