tv party tonight tv party tonight tv party tonight tv party tonight we re gonna have a tv party tonight we re gonna have a tv party alright we ve got nothing better to do than watch tv and have a couple of brews everybody s gonna hang out here tonight we re gonna pass out on the couch alright don t talk about anything else we don t wanna know we re dedicated to our favorite shows that s incredible hill street blues dallas fridays we sit glued to the tv set all night why go into the outside world at all tv news shows what it s really like out there you can go out if you want  don t talk about anything else we don t wanna know we re dedicated to our favorite shows saturday night live monday night football jeffersons vega i wouldn t be without my tv for a day i don t even bother to use my brain anymore hey wait a minute my tv set doesn t work this isn t fair what are we gonna do tonight what are we gonna talk about i don t know we re gonna miss our favorite shows no that s incredible no monday night football no jeffersons no fridays no tv party tonight