i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i found the cure on the hardwood floor when i got home from work i was feeling pretty fine til i started getting hiccups round suppertime held my breath til i hit the floor but the hiccups kept coming even more more more i asked my baby to stand up on a chair and when i wasn t looking she would give me a scare i drank a glass of water and i blew into a bag but the hiccups kept a comin a nag nag nag i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i found the cure on the hardwood floor well i was feeling low but my baby made me go down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show an hour in the line up and i finally made the door but the hiccups kept a coming even more more more first i heard the music and then i felt a beat and that s when i knew that the hiccups would retreat i headed for the dance floor i really did my best i did the rump jump i guess the whiskey did the rest i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i found the cure on the hardwood floor  i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i got the honky tonk hiccups ready steady go honky tonk hiccups ready steady go i found the cure on the hardwood floor i found the cure on the hardwood floor the only cure is the hardwood floor 