my brother knows karl marx he met him eating mushrooms in the people s park he said what do you think about my manifesto i like your manifesto put it to the test o took it straight down to meet the anarchist party i met a groovy guy he was arty farty he said i know a little latin anicus anicae said i don t know what it means he said neither do i eat natural foods bathe twice daily fill your nostrils up with gravy don t drink tea and don t drink coffee cover your chin in yorkshire toffee dancing in the disco bumper to bumper wait a minute where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper dancing in the disco bumper to bumper wait a minute where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper oh no dancing in the disco go go go dancing in the disco oh no oh no oh no dancing in the disco go go go dancing in the disco oh no oh no it s alright to say things can only get better you haven t lost your brand new sweater i know i had it on when i had my tea and i m sure i had it on in the lavatory oh no dancing in the disco go go go dancing in the disco oh no oh no dancing in the disco bumper to bumper wait a minute where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper it s alright to say things can only get better you haven t lost your brand new sweater pure new wool and perfect stitches not the type of jumper that makes you itches oh no dancing in the disco go go go dancing in the disco oh no oh no and my mother will be so so angry and my brother will be so so angry and my girlfriend will be so so angry and my dog will be so so angry cos i was dancing in the disco bumper to bumper wait a minute where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper where s me jumper oh no