i m ridiculous my 15 minutes is almost up i pulled this song out of my butt hit clubs like jack nicklaus pretendin i m bi curious cus i think it s hilarious this town s a zit let s squeeze the pus don t look at us like we re disgust ing i m like gaga with less grace can t read my tik tok bla bla face wake up in tubs but never bathe i just use febreeze i m barfing up a lung lung l l l lung i m making out with bums bums b b b bums i m partying with nuns nuns n n n nuns i m peein in your yard i m trying too hard ke ha talk to us there s something that we must discuss it s about your lack of cleanliness when you walk you leave cloud of dust please girl take a bath and use some soap now here s a toothbrush and some scope you don t understand what i m about did something die inside your mouth i sing like a drunk buffoon then its fixed with autotune check out my new ke ha perfume it smells like sex and shoes hey let go of my arm arm a a a arm hey that s my chicken parm p p p parm she s like a st bernard nard nard n n n nard she s got a beetle her ear don t kill my career  guys i m melting