he walked for miles and miles but never left his room dramas unfolding in his head life threatening adventures from the comfort of the couch a blazing fanfare that would never leave his lips nor even see the light of day earth shattering disasters from the safety of his settee oh oh oh oh wearing down the carpet whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh content to end up where he started wearing down the carpet they came from far and wide just teacups in a storm the universe like putty in his hands all hail the conjurer who never left his room who never left his room oh oh oh oh wearing down the carpet whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh content to end up where he started wearing down the carpet discovered worlds but never covered any ground so many friends for someone so alone just a worn down carpet is all he has to show 