i know it s dumb to say that you are on my mind i know it s stupid to dream that you might think of me as a man i can loose my own tie knot i can button up my own pants i can buy my own cigarettes i can pluck my own mustache i read it s lame to wish that you won t walk out on me but i m not embarrassed to sing plainly the words love and your name i can pay all my own bills i can unroll my own tights i can untuck all i have to untuck i can weep through my own midnights i can loose my own tie knot i can button up my own pants i can buy my own cigarettes i can pluck my own mustache i can pay all my own debts i can rip off my own tights i can humiliate myself to your face i can weep through my own midnights