forever alone it s obvious i live a better life than you what do you do suck the soul out of anyone that dates you look what i ve done without a leash i m big on sims 1 and sims 3 i only drink socially 40 years clean i got a lot of friends dvds you live with the rents i bought me a big ass house it was haunted but the ghosts moved out what d you know about tiles what d you know about grout i m a homeowner kid take a time out no don t i got a confession to make i m only doing this gig for one thing not to win the battle but to win your heart to have and hold til death do us part overly attached girlfriend seriously this is a joke there s not even vacancy in the friend zone you think you have a shot with me ha you haven t even been boned and i already got a soul bitch thanks to kia you got a one night stand at ikea want likes and views get me in a pic you re as popular as a stick i don t spit or swallow i save you think i want you i already got a slave you make daily runs for jergens and vaseline carpal tunnel in your wrist dirty magazines you smell like a fart bush s beans that dog would piss on your recipe you re hideous and get laid less than yoda here s a paper bag your head looks like a scrotum forever alone we could play freeze tag in the park and cook hot meals together lay down in our front yard and gaze at the stars forever let s grow old together together forever tell our grandchildren stories as you suck on my lever cause if you re a stick i m a stick let s start a fire i put my condoms in the freezer so they never expire it ll take a few hours to thaw out this frozen rubber don t you worry bout another girl except for my mother overly attached girlfriend what girl the one you beat every time you clap your head s a ballsack your song was crap here s a sad fact just do the math see son you ve got 99 problems and a bitch will never be one subtract friends subtract family add a sad display of emotion times that by no girlfriend don t ya see your answer will always come out to be hand lotion grandkids there will be no fruit of your loins you want head flip a coin you want insurance move to des moines if life was fair you d be destroyed if this was star wars you re forever a drone starbucks forever a scone what i m saying is you re forever unknown now go to your chateau and die alone