alright ian you ready to do this sure i just gotta make sure my pitch is perfect ahem mee mee mee mee mee dude shut up sorry alright then kick that nasty beat actually can you kick it i just don t feel like beat kicking today fine what up party people you ready for a treat this album s smoshtastic and it s really neat so sit back and relax as we get to the task of blowing out your mind and moving that ass this is crazy this is funny and we re taking all your money we ll be singing stupid songs until your eggs get runny we got songs about robots and songs about dicks songs about santa rocking licorice whips we got metal from a mom and parents sucking yeah emo love ballads and tomahawk chucking and just when you think we ain t got nothing left then we switch it up and hit you with cliche dubstep ugh that sucked dude wh whatever man dubstep s freakin hard worst intro ever