split personality split personality you know i got five people inside of me tryin to take control my body i know they re there without a doubt cause every once in a while they ll all speak out like what is it what can it be get wizz it get bizzy don t laugh cause i can t control it i try my best to hold it and hold it but you see they got the best of me hon hon poo poo merci oui oui i wish they d leave me alone and then i ll be free ah doctor ice so sorry i be fightin with my boy ya can t control me cause i truly admire im that s what my father told me be careful what me say make the young girl bawl so spar with me or don t spar at all yo it s gettin crazy it s gettin outta hand five personalities is more than i can stand but uh bear with me until it s gone uh oh i feel another one coming on  what s up party people in the place to be my name is miguel chief rocker mc i m chillin in the place to be zhu know and to you sweet young ladies dme un beso tu eres linda y quero sabra tu nombre para comigo para mi pariso uh check it out ya know see i could be a married man with a beautiful wife but then again i m living the life split personality split personality i can t control my split personality split personality split personality i can t control my split personality well i m a singer a dancer a rapper too i could do anything that anybody could do i can act like a crook and steal a book off a shelf or i can act like a cop and arrest myself to do this you must have a strong mentality in other words gotta have a split personality and matter of fact to be exact come to think about it i m somewhat like that cause a split personality goes and comes like two people trapped inside of one one s a nice person the other is not one drinks cold water and the other drinks hot one minute you re in my arm and i m feeling you around then before you know it baby i m beatin you down the i d say sorry and together we cry then i d look you in your face and spit in your eye then i d snatch a baby s lollipop but then give it back smile at his mother before i get slapped help an old lady across the street then i d trip the crab by sticking out my feet but then i d pick her up before she dirties her dress and charge her five dollars for all that mess first a softy a bully then hard again so baby please tell me when will this end i used to get high but now my system is dry i used to tell the truth but now i lie as the girls go by i used to say hi but now i dis em with no reply i know i ain t right but that s the way that i am excuse me if ya might but i don t give a damn cause i try to be polite but sometimes i miss and get rude and say things like this hey you yo i m talkin to you black are you stupid or were you born like that come on give me an answer not three million in fact shut up how dare you voice your opinion you skeezer snatcher big disease catcher gonna gonna get cha get cha get cha got cha don t blame it on your father you told me that ya love em blame it on your mothers all five of em from what i see ya got a problem man comprende capiche caput understand if you were smart you d probably do this instead take your brain out your pants and put it back in your head then i d apologize with a sweet apology it s not my fault it s the person inside of me split personality split personality i can t control my split personality split personality split personality i can t control my split personality