i woke up this morning in a hospital bed the nurse was looking down at me she must of thought i was dead they found me sitting underneath a tree was out cold by the roadside but only sleeping dont you see so they uh checked my liver and they checked my blood ran all kinds of tests to see what ive done called the doctor intern the specialist too said we dont whats wrong with you whats my problem too much barbeque ah naw no way whats my problem lemme hear it too much barbeque ah you gotta be bullshuckin me i mean whats my real problem lemme hear it too much barbeque naw no way i mean uh now now whats my problem too much barbeque uh uh but i was born with a rib tip just sitting in my hand yall and i was eating whole chickens before i was age 10 mama told me ah papa told me too yeah if dont quit eating son might the death of you when i get to riding with my scoop dville fiberglass pistons and a charcoal grill a line of ice treats mounted on the face stereo speakers all over the place sixteen cheeseburgers we got sitting in the sack about a half pound of cheesecake and when we get through with that might grab a hunk of alligator pie slap it all on the grill now wont nothing broiled or nothing fried so they uh checked my liver and they checked my blood ran all kinds of tests to see what ive done called the doctor intern the specialist too said we dont whats wrong with you whats my problem too much barbeque i cant believe youre telling me this stuff woo now whats my problem yall too much barbeque naw get your hands out of my plate you can have my cole slaw whats my problem too much barbeque naw no way lemme hear it again whats my problem too much barbeque aww naw too much barbeque are you talking to me are you talking to me too much barbeque i aint never had enough of nothing i cant believe you telling me this what you talking to me too much barbeque i mean put some hot sauce on my chicken whats my problem too much barbeque i cant believe you telling me this i mean i dont believe it whats my problem too much barbeque aww no way not today whats my problem yall lemme hear it too much barbeque aah naw yeah lemme hear yall whats my problem too much barbeque no way not today whats my problem too much barbeque aah naw i aint going for that um whats my real problem lemme hear yall too much barbeque ahh ahh bar be que1