well friends you know once i was took in by a girl with a twinkly eye but the first time that i wasn t lookin she ran off with a handsomer guy oh my but i m an inventin type feller so as soon as my brain got uncurled i tiptoed right down to my cellar and built a mechanical girl oh her arms are iron her legs are steel her hips are on wires attached to a wheel and her spine is a coil that i now and then oil she s my ever lovin machine she s always right there when i need her and she s very easy to please and hardly cost nothing to feed her just some water and oil and grease she never complains when i stay out all night she never complains that i ain t rich and each time i want her just to cuddle me up tight i just reach out and turn on er switch oh her arms are iron she has no trouble makin her mind up cause friends i did not give her a mind and her heart is a clock that i wind up so i know that she ll love me in time she always did what she was supposed to right up to this evening but then she had an affair with a toaster and they ran off and left me again oh her arms were iron her legs were steel her hips were on wires attached to a wheel and her spine was a coil that i used to oil she was my ever lovin machine