if men came from venus and women came from mars then i d be lunching with my boyfriends while you girls talked about cigars but that s not how it happened evolution took a different turn we may be creatures with some unique features but we ve still got a lot to learn we made it nearly twenty centuries but your monkeys with ph d s spun a web of communications but it s all still a tangle to me i can t tell the spiders from the dangling flies and moths i feel like like some outsider who seems to have his wires all crossed i can t fax you my love i can t e mail my heart i can t see your face in cyberspace i don t know where to start i m light years behind from the age they call stone i m a carbon based caveman honey just flesh and bone i ain t no clone i m just flesh and bone trying to connect with you i ain t no clone i m just flesh and bone trying to get a message through now we live in this age of computers they run everything in the world and i m a little behind on this technical climb and you are an internet girl  i ve got words but no processor i ve got feelings but i don t know dos so i just have to go back to basics to try to get my point across desperate for a glimpse of the future we use crystals and cards and dice and that y2k is coming our way they re talking about some worldly strife it s time to think of simpler options it s time to formulate a big plan b if your hard drive does crash i ve got some krugerrands stashed come on and sail away with me i can t fax you my love i can t e mail my heart i can t see your face in cyberspace i don t know where to start i m light years behind from the age they call stone i m a carbon based caveman honey just flesh and bone i ain t no clone i m just flesh and bone trying to connect with you i ain t no clone i m just flesh and bone let s run away to timbuktu oh yeah baby come on run away to the cave don t worry i don t byte i might nibble a little bit here let me get that for you ladies first