we re wondering when you will arrive we re wondering what you ll be we re wondering if you ll be a her or if you ll be a he maybe you ll arrive today perhaps tomorrow night we re hoping you won t hurt too much and that you ll be all right life has a few unpleasantries we may as well confess we suppose you ll cry a lot and that you ll be a mess there is one thing you should know well of this there is no doubt you cannot get inside again once you have come out even though there s trouble even though there s fuss we really think you ll like it here we hope that you like us