ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh festival medley festival medley lots of things are happening at the festival in september lots of people are coming to watch us do our stuff our pants are what we re crapping in at the festival in september we re nervous as holy hell and did we do enough to get someone with money to like us trust us back us love us happy opening y all hey naked stop i m waiting until the last minute to put on my shirt because i get sweaty under my left pit when i m nervous that is specific  you should go onstage like that i would never go onstage without my shirt we should have jeffy take his shirt off i m not taking my shirt off yeah take your shirt off and we ll start the scene over heidi you take your top off too hunter i m not going to take off my top both of you take off your fucking shirts so we can sell some tickets to the show yeah that s hot now y all kiss seriously y all kiss okay that s ridiculous i m not gonna kiss her i ll kiss her oh my god this show has everything half naked guys and girl on girl action festival medley vegetable medley tv actors in our show what could be sweeter we could get that woman who was on empty nest hey swasson are you okay no heidi i m bummed we only have four more of these i like doing the show it balances out my day job which is killing me softly i wrote this song sitting at my desk today i d like to sing it for you now can t you see that i m dying inside can t you see that i m dying inside if you shined a flashlight in my butt you d see i m dying inside are we writing for inside are we writing for are we writing for inside are we writing for festival medley festival medley festival medley festival medley has your mom come to every show every one my mom is here tonight oh my god that s right i m nervous all that stuff about porn and fuck this and fuck that and masturbating oh please like your mom has never masturbated oh my god festival medley festival medley festival medley thirty one musicals in a scuffle aaa at the festival in september aaa all competing for ticket sales aaa and coverage in the press aaa we don t wanna get aaa lost in the shuffle aaa at the festival in september aaa but we re gonna get lost in the shuffle aaa that is unless there is someone someone with notoriety to like us trust us need us love us hello hey we got a bad review i thought we agreed not to read reviews what did it say well it was like the script is a sign of bad things to come and the songs were forgettable you can t believe reviews wait i m getting another call don t go away i m needy hello hunter did you see it see what hunter page 2 friday times weekend section they loved us what oh my god hey jeff s on the other line hang on okay jeff we got a good review in the new york times what yeah page two weekend section this is so awesome wait a second i thought you said not to read or believe that stuff that was some bullshit i pulled out of my ass to make us feel better hey let s conference in the girls heidi hunter heidi jeffery susan hunter susan jeffy susan heidi yay party line hey susan we got a good review in the new york times awesome the gray lady baby jeff what was that bad review in anyway broadway com broadway com broadway com can kneel down open its online mouth and suck my festival medley it can suck my fucking cock festival medley lots of things are happening at the festival everywhere you turn there s a fuss there s mayhem abounding at the festival in september lots of things are happening they re happening there s no stopping the momentum of the festival in september who knows what will all come from the festival in september aaaah it s the final show aaaah at the festival aaaah said it s the final show aaaah at the festival that was amazing woo hoo etc you guys we had fancy producer and industry people here tonight oh my gosh well get out there and go schmooze with them wish us luck ahh sluck sluck sluck good luck good luck 