i used to think my life was so empty i used to think life was passin me by well i was just about ready to curl up and die but then one day i got a visit from the cable company well they hooked me up and plugged me right in and now i got cable tv and now i get to watch the stock report in korean midget wrestling on channel three it costs me fifty bucks a month just to see em yeah but that s all right with me i got cable tv a cable tv oh eighty three channels of ecstasy i love my cable tv yeah i love my cable tv i got the siamese faith healer s network the news and weather from peru i got celebrity hockey the racketball channel too bugs bunny direct from atlanta mr wizard is on at five i got a satellite dish on the trunk of my car so i can watch mtv while i drive i m talkin bout real quality programs the kind you just can t get for free now i never wanna leave my apartment cause there s just so much for me to see on my cable tv a cable tv well if you need to find me you know where i ll be watchin my cable tv yeah watchin my cable tv cause i love my cable tv yeah i love my cable tv my friends are gettin kinda worried they think i m turning into some kinda freak oh but they re just jealous cause i ve seen porky s twenty seven times this week on my cable tv a cable tv yeah the greatest thing that s ever happened to me i love my cable tv yeah i love my cable tv well i got to have cable tv yeah i need my cable tv well i love i love my cable tv got to have cable tv well i got to have my cable tv yeah can t live without my cable tv well i said got to have some cable tv i ve got to have my cable tv i said cable tv yeah got to have cable tv 