can i go on facebook once without your complaints or getting invited to childish games dont you dare take a shot of spam your dinner doesnt belong on instagram oh i just want to cut you when youre chewing out loud if i see another duck face ill freak out the only time that ill allow flip flops is when i step in a puddle wearing socks comments on youtube counting your view cant be the worst yeah cause technically im the first its just a few small things that keep getting under my skin and i shout noooooo nooooooo and im gonna count to ten relax and not again and i shout noooooo nooooooo these are my pet peeves how many times is my toaster gonna burn my toast why is there that setting i dont think i even know when i wind my headphones nice and taut and my pocket magically ties them in a knot is apple maps apples idea of a joke it never takes me anywhere i actually wanna go my relationships were a wreck because of the iphones autocorrect cant stand bad drivers just learn to park your cars dont you be texting yeah just put it down were having fun its just a few small things that keep getting under my skin and i shout noooooo nooooooo and if theres even one more thing i swear im gonna kill myself1