another friday afternoon dicky chillin in his room got a teddy on the bed you bet he playing little spoon pimpin i ain t fittna move shit bitches getting stupid but i ain t getting hammered less you handing me a tool kit and yea i know the cool kids are drinkin at the bar but i just ate a chicken parm and then got faded in ma car and theres tomato on ma navel as i m layin in ma arms debating if its safe to wait because the bathrooms kinda far goddamn i don t wanna go nowhere why the fuck these bitches call ma cell ion t really care what the fuck they do i just wanna lay in bed and jerk off ma self sun is going down i bet the club been going down but i don t wanna fuck wit nuffin less it s something in the house and now i m naked on the couch wit raisenets in ma mouth i m playin a stupid asian in nba 2k12 and i m beatin that ass wit the utah jazz youjizz on the tablet loading multiple tabs as i pack bowls mac pro chattin wit a black ho dat want a redskin sack call dat bitch orakpo crack flow fuckin wit a lotta fuckin snacks bro cookies in the oven whatcha know bout how i stack dough and i ain t got no mafuckan plans ya diggg it s friday night and i m stayin in don t wanna drink man you couldn t even pay the kid who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit so put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn if you don t even care what day it is ya had a long week roll weed take a hit go on demand take a gander and play some shittt okay ma cell is getting bombed yo bitches want a don to come meet em greet em leave wit em freak em at they condo ma penis like chicago d rose pronto but i won t be scorin less it s fifa with ronaldo cause i ain t comin out i m getting freaky michael jackson keepin up with the kardashians as i m eatin easy mac and as i m peein i m seein penis wit pieces of a napkin need to clean it i m creamin without a boo dis ain t aladdin achu das what the rest yall do erry time yall spit some sicknin shit the fridge gotta lil bit left in it so now i m raiden sub zero to finish him damn how you do dat there you kickin it like liu kang here ma pubic hair super bare whatcha know about a jews wit nair and iont think i wanna brag but stayin inside the pad was basically the greatest day that i ve had holla back if you don t really wanna pregame and wait for cabs would rather eat a fuckin cheese cake and take a nap i m double bundled up under covers i m comfy den a mafucka bumpin to something usher while grubbing on some fuddruckers say i ain t the man ho playin on demand shows you can get retarded but lil dicky think he stayin home  and i ain t got no mafuckan plans ya diggg it s friday night and i m stayin in don t wanna drink man you couldn t even pay the kid who knew that layin in the crib would make a hit so put ya hands in the air if you stayin innnn if you don t even care what day it is ya had a long week roll weed take a hit go on demand take a gander and play some shittt1