the biscuit of zazzamarandabo it lies atop a mound of snow high in the hills where the cold winds blow is the biscuit of zazzamarandabo cmon let s go to the biscuit of zazzamarandabo our bags are packed and ready to go let s start the van and be gone start the van and be gone now our bags are all packed and we re ready to go let s start the van and be gone cmon let s go to the biscuit of zazzamaranda oh what s that you say we can t leave yet today you ve just got an errand to run i just have to stop at the bank you just have to stop at the bank well if you insist i suppose we can deal with a minor delay say archibald who made this biscuit anyway oh i thought you d never ask so james mcnabb at the guild of gold he made the biscuit so long ago and the people they traveled to see it glow at the mountain of zazzamarandabo cmon let s go to the biscuit of zazzamaranda oh what is it now this isn t the way i just have to stop for some goldfish food you don t even have a goldfish no but i was thinkin of gettin one and i wouldn t want him to go hungry anybody need anything uh maybe a vente half caf vanilla hazelnut latt hold the whipped cream and maybe one of those little chocolate covered graham crackers so archie what s so great about this biscuit anyway well if you really want to know the biscuit of zazzamarandabo was lost in our world many years ago until my great uncle archibo stubbed his toe on the frozen dough on the biscuit of zazzamarandabo cmon no tea to the biscuit of zazzamaranda no not again this is not fair ya gotta have a map a what a map a what a map oh a map the biscuit of zazzamarandabo the biscuit of zazzamarandabo the joy the thrill i think i spilled the biscuit the biscuit the biscuit of zazzamaranda burp bo mmm sausage gravy huh i might of made a wrong turn the biscuit of doug back to the van back to the van it isn t too late let s go so high in the hills where the cold winds blow is the biscuit of zazzamarandabo we re almost there oh isn t this great who needs to take a potty break nooooo the biscuit of zazzamarandabo it lies atop a mound of snow high in the hills where the cold winds blow is the biscuit of zazzamarandabo i suppose this has been silly songs with archie tune in next time to hear larry say i always thought you were the announcer so did i