epic rap battles of history bruce banner versus bruce jenner begin i ll school you in this battle of the baddest bruce with your he man haircut and your daisy dukes i hear you re good at running you re just like the flash especially in the hundred meter ditch your wife dash i m an ace in the lab acid base and treble so let me break you down on a molecular level you turned one gold medal to a lifetime of green the most overrated athlete anyone s ever seen you need to carry fatherhood across the finish line kept up with the kardashians but left some kids behind run along you ll thank me cause i m getting kind of cranky and trust me you wouldn t like me when i m angry i think you re in your element when you re behaving badly honestly you re kinda boron when you re happy i ll lap and pass your ass ten different ways decathlon athlete blast through you like some gamma rays the truth is theres no truce between the bruces youre a drifter being useless im a winner no excuses beautiful women all up on my jock i got a home gym check me on the cereal box doc you big green freak dont try to flex if it wasnt for your cousin youd never have sex youre so strong when you get mad too bad you cant go back and protect your mom from your dad ahhh that painted face don t give you class just one more thing bruce do for cash best thing you make kylie ass she eighteen hulk smash thats my teenage daughter man i have to forbid this ill put a javelin through your jolly green discus kylie not the type of girl i m gonna let you smash on youll get the medal without the decathlon  hulk is hulk no identify as man me thinks cait might understand no gender issue this jenner issue just you being you is enough to diss you look i understand that you hate yourself but you dont need to blame yourself you a tiger stop trying to tame yourself you gotta be big enough to contain yourself and get hit with a little forgiveness be green that aint none of my business but if you think youre looking good in those torn ass clothes youre lyin which means you need a new wardrobe oh the vision of those shorts kinda scarred me what you just rage at a barney themed party thats probably not something you seen as a child not one day did you see your daddy smile hulk not strong enough to deal with denial laying you down easy thats kitchen tile examine this under your microscope you got no neck but you still fucking choked after battling me youre gonna always be pissed so the hulk will stay forever neither bruce will exist who won whos next you decide epic rap battles of history 4