there s one guy i d like to thank he signs the checks and leaves them blank he s the one he says you don t have to walk a plank the game is rigged go fig your slide show tanked and your flagship sank so we re taking all our myths to the bank so just don t don t forget who to thank cause we re taking our our myths to the we re drinking a fifth to the we re taking all our myths to the bank oh no if you could just do him this favor although it might involve child labor join his entourage give him a foot massage from star search to the philharmonic he ll get you there with hooked on phonics he s the one to know doesn t matter if you blow no no no no in fact it s just the thing he thinks we re needing it s a lukewarm liquid diet they re force feeding when the words we use have lost their bite now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight but it s alright yeah cause you re inside and you re in tight deals in commodities of the abstract sort buys them in bulk but then he sells it short talent genius love even signs of affection he floods the market there s no price protection and when his master plan is unfurled there stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world