what s the place where you see more girls that you d like to pick up than any other place honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me can i buy you a drink your glass is empty what s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this anyway you come here often is this seat taken miss america no well you should be a model i m new in town so could you show me around can i call you sometime i d like to get to knowin your place or mine i love your eyes hey where you goin now honey didn t do what everyone else does she stood out without making a scene because she was the hottest but the most modest in a long plaid skirt and a shirt with a little picture of ernie bert now she played no sports except scholastic sorts an academic epidemic during book reports the starlet of a play not a harlot to lay so all the school mad that she wouldn t give it away see  honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line when joe the superhoe said baby what s your sign honey was offended by the pick up line cut my bangs so they don t hang then shampoo the doo get the hair out of my eye so i can look into a viewmaster and capture the flag in a 65 rag with brand new tags she s for real i feel chills they re multiplyin it s so electrifyin it s so electrifyin no denyin that i m tryin to undress her with that phony rap you wouldn t even get near it she wouldn t go for sugar coated so other girls would say she must be gay and call her a lenny dykstra but so what they really wanted to just like her jealous i won t offend her i ll treat her tender defend her and send her letters and such but there s no rush and there s no baby you re so fine i wanna make you mine cuz honey simply ignored the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line there s no baby you re fine i wanna make you mine cuz honey was offended by the pick up line well excuse me y all step up to this now the main dude who wooed women tried to make his move on her so we all watched to see what she would do he moved in hey baby doll what s up with us and honey was like excuse me but i m gonna be late for my bus so i stepped up to her and said here s what i m about long walks deep thoughts i i d take you out i won t play games or try to take the truth and bend it i just wanna talk and she wasn t offended the pickup line the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line honey was offended by the pick up line when the r b singer said let s bump n grind honey was offended by the pick up line