welcome to legitimate beef with the j to the o on today s show j is first gonna show you how to handle some not so legitimate beef and then show you how to handle some very legitimate beef so without further ado here s your host the j to the o ha ha ha thanks for the introduction so funk volume fans i cant rap right well i bet you the next one hundred and ten bars say otherwise and let me start by showing you how to address somebody with less fans than fans than you im about to eat and pleasantly shit out shizzy sizzle and the little niggy tickles so i guess i did it for shits and giggles you found a way to elicit my rage all your little short bus fans posting your bullshit diss on my page so you like to skateboard i like to sit and think what i hate more your stupid fucking face your lisp or your braids im sorry shizzy but i had to mention with that lisp your whack ass could take first in the special rap olympics you re uglier than swizz s ass go kiss in his cage you two go together like jarren benton s dick and some aids why am i dissing you hey i aint too much of a prideful coward bitch to acknowledge some shit when it sprays funk volume more like punk volume i been slapping them silly and they just sit and take it like bitches for days look at them shaking in the corner sharing their body warmth while the almighty hopsin sits and gets rich from his slaves i think its funny that your fans think im not raw when everyone of y all kissed my ass dj hop saw but hes a two face pretentious pussy pop doll with hopsin s hot sauce covered cock and lock jaw look at these punks trying to play dope you faggots are faker than a pack of drag queens on a parade float its time to let you bitches know im so reel i should be stuck to a fishing pole listen this is punk volume hey you can run you can hide but cant escape from the vibe im giving you punk volume look around and youll see theyre all living a lie and i m telling you why yo its never gonna stop on and on ill go until the whole world hears it and they all will know that punk volume is going down in flames at the end of the night and im telling you why  yo so hopsin s the greatest rapper alive right i bet you if you scratch his black off youll probably get a 1999 bright blond hair blue eye white new guy with five spice girls sitting next to dr dre saying hi right let s put the facts together he aint a rapper hes the worlds biggest blackest marshall mathers swagger jacker ever its fucking sad but clever every single thing he does eminem did ten years in the past and better hes just a big clone somebody took white contacts and stuck them on a slim shady dip cone and eminems own fans kids were just stoned enough for it to work now he s dancing in the end zone look at this leech bitch preaching against reefer while swizzz jarren and dizzy khalifa sit and get blown hits home doesn t it bitch go on and push me i got hours of audio that confirms youre a pussy its funny as fuck watching your fans trying to defend you and deny all the allegations i filed against you and you said it with your own words i was like a brother who discovered your only loyal to those that benefit you i was there when you were broke and nourished you helping you flourish pursue your true purpose encouraged and asserted you but when it came time to go to bat for me you jumped ship and gave me some cash and told me keep it on the hush tip like what the fuck bitch money cant erase the pain of your best friend punching you right in your fucking face and you only apologize when i turn the heat on and dames like hes gone let by gones be peons were funk volume we dont need him fuck jokerr he mad he just wants to use you to get fans he wishes he had and what im using you too pfft thats some crazy shit remember when you couldnt pay your rent and i came and gave you it remember when you tossed your deal with ruthless out the window and all your little homies disappeared when you went broke when everybody else left me and swizzz would still kick it duh marcus what the fuck you think youre their meal ticket youre more naive than a battered wife you think dame would ve given you a fucking cent if you were half as nice you think if you were just some dude hed sacrifice his time to help you get back your life ha ha ha right like when you met that good girl who was so fine knew that you were a famous rapper but paid it no mind you almost cried hop dont lie remember when you discovered she was sneaking off and smoking the whole time and you fucking stayed with her like i said no spine and shes nine years younger than you bro whoa lines and youre supposed to be a christian shit dont be surprised if jesus shows up and kicks your dick youre a fraud the lowest of the low kind you sell your fans bullshit and they all sniff it like a coke line if thats how you want it bro fine ill show you how far im willing to go with this shit in no time this is punk volume hey you can run you can hide but cant escape from the vibe im giving you punk volume look around and youll see theyre all living a lie and i m telling you why yo its never gonna stop on and on ill go until the whole world hears it and they all will know that punk volume is going down in flames at the end of the night and im telling you why hey yo this last verse is for the fans you idolize these mother fuckers youre like putty in their porkish hands and first they do it for the love til you fork em grands then theyre like eh this works fuck it abort the plan you wonder why your favorite rappers all start out dope then start to suck ass when they stepped in the corporate land cause when the money comes they toss integrity out the window when you keep buying the shit and support the scam but im a big hater yeah im the bad guy for standing up and telling you they re selling you a fat lie they hold up a turd and tell you its gold and your ass buys i tell you it s a turd and walk away with black eyes you think i diss cause im upset you think i diss cause im just a big hater and mad cause i aint make it yet well let me tell you something all these dudes that you respect are greedy cowards and only look at you as human checks i knew hopsin before the fame i loved him like a brother and he fucking hated dame so what made him change the money that he says hes hates he turned over control of his company to a snake now he cant escape and you let him do it you never told him no you still buy the records you still go to shows you know it isnt right you can feel it inside but someone famous said it was so you compromised and you shoot the messenger cause all you think i do is hate and call me a pussy in clown makeup while you chew the bait huh when all i did was give it to you straight and stood the fuck up to dame when he threw his weight so ask yourself am i the nerdy queer who s just jealous funk volume had a perfect year or am i the only one who respects you enough to tell you all the truth even if it hurts to hear hopsin was like a brother to me i would have done anything for him and when it came time to have my back he took sides with the same person who was trying to destroy me because he makes hopsin money he used to stand against everything funk volume is doing now but he fell in love with the money and fame and now he sits there like a coward while you guys defend his bullshit when he said out of his own mouth he hates what funk volume has become but there s too much money involved to walk away from it so i why do i diss i diss cause i dont look at you like a money bag i diss because unlike hopsin i look at you as intelligent individuals who deserve to know the truth about the people youre supporting my loyalty is to you and theyre fucking lying to you and anybody lying to you has a permanent enemy in me if you hate me for that i dont know what to tell you 1