i am a popular photographer that bakes millions of followers and everyone will say that every shot i take will make you salivate and everybody s favorite pictures are of pizza and in the morning without warning they arrive request for recipes of pictures posted previous nights and i m proud to say i never once replied my secrets with me died my recipe for pizza and then a letter came i could not turn away a local restaurateur offering to pay more money than i d make in the next 500 days so eventually we came to an agreement he would hire me as chef in charge of pies i d sneak ingredients into the back and hide away from prying eyes he d rebrand advertise and gain exclusive rights to my world famous pizzas and the opening night there was a band to hype a food critic type who got the first invite he got the first slice he took the first bite he spits it out and the band ignites of course the critic gave the restaurant lowest rank and in every follow up interview i gave i admit that to this day i still have yet to taste i ve never had pizza there was an accident when i was only five it left my tastebuds permanently fried so i focused on my eyes and later i d decide to photograph what people like and people like pizza and people like pizza if you bring a certain joy from deep inside don t take for granted the feelings that arise and know on your next life there s someone who will die without ever having tried 