one girl was called jean marie another little girl felicity another little girl was sally joy the other was me and i m a boy my name is alice i m a headcase they practice making up on my face i feel lucky if i get pants to wear spend ages taking curlers out of my hair i m a boy i m a boy but my ma am won t admit it i m a boy i m a boy if i say i am i get it i wanna play baseball on the green ride my bike across the street cut myself and see my blood wanna come home all covered in mud my name is alice i m a headcase they practice making up on my face i feel lucky if i get pants to wear spend ages taking curlers out of my hair i m a boy i m a boy but my ma am won t admit it i m a boy i m a boy if i say i am i get it i m a boy i m a boy but my ma am won t admit it i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy i m a boy