thank god i m pretty the occasional free drink i never asked for the occasional admission to a seedy little bar invitation to a stranger s car i m blessed with the ability to render grown men tongue tied which only means that when it s dark outside i have to run and hide can t look behind me thank god i m pretty thank god i m pretty every skill i ever have will be in question every ill that i must suffer clearly brought on by myself though the cops would come for someone else i m blessed i m truly privileged to look this good without clothes on which only means that when i sing you re jerking off and when i m gone you won t remember thank god i m pretty thank you god oh lord thank you god oh oh oh oh oh oh and when a gaggle of faces appears around me it s lucky i hate to be taken seriously i think my ego would fall right through the cracks in the floor if i couldn t count on men to slap my ass anymore i know my destiny s such that i must stocking and curl so everybody thinks that i m a fucking suicide girl oh oh oh  thank you god for the occasional champagne i never asked for the occasional admission to a seedy little bar invitation to a stranger s car i m blessed with the ability to render grown men tongue tied which only means that when it s dark outside i have to run and hide can t look behind me thank god i m pretty thank god thank god thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you god