if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey even if it has a monkey kinda shape if it doesn t have doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey well maybe we could catch it on the tape if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey it s an ape look there it goes in the trees i don t know i can t tell if it s a monkey or an ape it s quite simple bob if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey it s an ape larry i m not sure you ve got your logic quite right the zookeeper lady said it who am i to tell her she s wrong sure but i don t think she meant if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey it s an ape a kite has a tail it s a monkey a camera doesn t have a tail it s an ape if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey if it doesn t have a tail it s not a monkey it s an ape finally the time is here quick take a picture is it an ape a monkey uh larry that s a cow