don t you think it s funny that nothing s what it seems when you re not looking forward me i d like to think life is like a drink and i m hoping that it tastes like bourbon you know that i ve been drunk a thousand times and these should be the best days of my life life it s not what i thought it was damn blast look at my past i m ripping up my feet over broken glass i said oh wow look at me now i m building up my problems to the size of a cow the size of a cow you know it would be strange to live life in a cage and only believe the things you see that are written on the page how easy would it be to be home in time for tea and stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea you know that it s been sunk a thousand times and these should be the best days of my life life it s not what i thought it was damn blast look at my past i m ripping up my feet over broken glass i said oh wow look at me now i m building up my problems to the size of a cow the size of a cow the size of a cow you know that i ve been drunk a thousand times and these should be the best days of my life life it s not what i thought it was damn blast look at my past i m ripping up my feet over broken glass i said oh wow look at me now i m building up my problems to the size of a cow damn blast look at my past i m ripping up my feet over broken glass i said oh wow look at me now i m building up my problems to the size of a cow the size of a cow