if it wasn t for the powder and the fine tooth comb if it wasn t for the powder the paint and the fine tooth comb you know the nashville women might as well stay home yeah if the blues was booze i d stay drunk all the time if the blues was booze you know i d stay drunk all the time hanging out with the boys and drinking you off of my mind going down to the alley to see what i can find going down the prinner s alley gonna look around and see what i can find let some long time woman take me home and blow my mind with a longed girl you sure don t have to talk long legged good lookin thing you don t have to talk i can tell that you re from nashville a boogie woogie wiggle in your walk lookie here now is jerry lee the killer per say and honey i want you to get down all the way down one time for me see that horses cowboys singers can do it too with a longed girl you sure don t have to talk long legged good lookin thing you don t have to talk i can tell that you re from nashville a boogie woogie wiggle in your walk when you re bad you re bad and when you re good best i ever seen