what the hell s a ninja ninja s are a branch of the japanese samurai a very old organization its origins are hundreds of years old much of its history is being lost not many ninja s exist today yet they all have indomitable fighting skills as a part of ninjitsu no matter what weapons you use a ninjer will never die damn i wish i could be a shogun samurai so i could swing a sword and make necks fly i d go to school and ninja crawl through the halls n then i d jump out n stab bitches in the balls cuz i remember these kids from the playground everybody d hang around we were all down but then we grew up n everybody turned away n now they dissin me yellin fuck nerdy j i sit n think at how it changed as i got olda as i think i draw a ninja on my folda ugh what i would do if i only had a ninja sword you d see blood start flingin on tha chalkboard i d tell the whole class nobody move or jiggle first one that do i ll make yer fuckin neck wiggle everyone would start jockin the news would take my picture damn i wish i could be a ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn it d feel good to see people up on it damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn it d feel good to see people up on it after i was done killin all the yuppie fucks all the poor kids would come n swing from my nuts and i would walk home feelin like a samurai i d walk in the house and see my momma cry i s ask why she d point to my drunk pops he tried ta hit her again but that shit stops i kick him in his throat you hear his neck break i throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face i tell him dad now look at all your broken glass why don t cha pick it all up n stick it in your ass i watch him do it now hurry up ya take forever when he was done i d squeeze his butt cheeks together now get the fuck out my house never come back i throw a chinese star stick him in his ass crack i turn to my mudda i m sorry that he hit cha damn i wish i could be a ninja  damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn it d feel good to see people up on it damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn it d feel good to see people up on it if i could be a ninja my daddy d be dead but i still gotta go to work n pay the rent i flip french fries for 2 25 mr donny works here he s fuckin 45 but he d think he da shit cuz he s da boss i guess he don t know that his life is a loss i walk in about 5 minutes late cuz i was tryin ta clean the blood off my ninja blade so mr donny wanna try n get up in my face screamin at me sweatin over this place mad cuz i m late he s no betta than me just another bitch workin for next to free i thought about taking my ninja steel and cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill but he s too fuckin wack and i could kill this bitch and i don t even need to be a ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn i wish i could be a ninja ninja damn it d feel good to see people up on it yeah yeah i m a ninja yeah fuck that i m a wicked clown bitch ha ha ha ha ha ha