well you know it s really challenging for me to make much fun of a catchy song with a good beat that s so very well sung but i m sure i ll find some things to ridicule before it s done this i know yeah this i know like why is an e missing in my name and why is this camera so close and now that we re almost to the chorus there s something that everyone wants to know oh oh oh why the hell can i not feel my face is it cocaine too much cocaine or did i go to the dentist today to numb the pain with novocaine well i don t know what the chorus means and frankly i don t care cuz i m more concerned with what the hell is up with my weird hair it looks like some broccoli and a palm tree had an affair time to prune your hair dude people say my singing sounds just like michael jackson crossed with bruno but why can t you dance as good as those guys and why can t i feel my face i don t know oh oh oh maybe it s cos sniffing tons of glue causes numbness facial numbness oh tumors in your brain can cause it too i should visit a neurologist i m gonna through this lighter at you help i m burnin my skin s burnin  that dude who can t spell has got hot moves i m getting scorched it s human torch dope i can t feel my face now it is true he sure can dance send a fireman did someone call me yes help me dude turn on that hose what a great show yeah well at least the chorus makes sense now