listen here folks i m going to sing a little song don t get mad we don t mean no harm there was a little black rooster met a little brown hen made a date at the barn about half past ten i went to see my gal up across the hall found another mule kicking in my stall now the gal i love she s long and slim when she whip it it s too bad jim now the rooster crowed and the hen looked around at the bom bom diddly got to carry me into town mama had a little dog and its name was ball and if you give him a little taste he want it all uncle bud and aunt jane went to take a pan hon aunt jane fell down and uncle bud if you see my gal tell her to hurry home i ain t had no sass since she been gone i wear my britches up above my knees strut my jelly with who i please uncle bill came home about half past ten he see in the hole but he couldn t get in me and my brother was up in the loft we was seeing a film when they broke it off