i m sick demented i came to represent it i rose from the grave i had a close shave the cops tried to lock me down cause the glock they found was stolen that s how i m rollin calvin klein s no friend of mine so i don t like marky or the monarchy don t start me up like a rollin stone i leave you sulkin on my load like macaulay culkin in home alone so get a grip like stephen tyler i used to trip with the divine styler back in the days there were irish ways and irish laws stand up for the cause when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man well it s the d to the a double n y b o y cause i rock shit like ronnie dio it s a black day of rest quick run get your vest i m down with the hill cause i still got the skill to turn the party out it s all about the skyscraper your girl caught the vapors so i might videotape her i make a lot of the paper so i don t have to scrape the bottom of the barrel i rock fly apparel now i could pull your card starting up the harley davidson i got the gun so the drama you could save it well it s the mad bum rushin funky with percussion from l a to flushing i get your girlie blushin i ll cutcha like the butcher but it ain t joe the writer the old rock a loop cause i m super like schneider when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man when it s time to rock a funky joint i m on point when it s time to rock a funky jam i m the man i m ill retarded so don t get me started i might lose my cool ya lose if we duel cause i can stomp a hole in the soul of a monk with the rhymes in my head and the beats in my trunk i got the skill kid and i m gonna milk it for all it s worth i m gettin mines on earth so step to the next head or like sadat x said he s gone and that s how it s supposed to be don t stand so close to me