yes yes thank you for inviting me here for my final speech ladies and gentlemen homosexuals lesbians and transvestites allow me to introduce myself as the hungry hustler afroman i am the american dream even though the government tried to experiment with me by placing me in the projects i m still the american dream surrounded by drugs jeopardized my life by living around thugs but i m still the american dream kicked outta palmdale high school because i was considered a distraction to the educational process i ve traveled through the complete metamorphosis of the justice system and i m still the american dream entered juvenile hall as a tadpole hopped outta prison as a bull frog but i m still the american dream the most rejected disrespected when i went for a job i was never selected but i am still the american dream and right about now i find it quite serendipitous to see that all of you some timin wishy washy two faced back stabbin coniving hypocrites have accumulated here in my midst to persecute my character with such flagrant slanderousity but i counter attack by calling it constructive criticism and all of your negativity has been recycled into motivation and i am still the american dream amazing grace how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me i once was lost but now i m found was blind but now i see there s a lot of people out there who can identify with me young lady right here you may be a single teenaged mother but you are still the american dream the lady next to you yes your breasts may not be as big as men think they should be but you are still the american dream young man you may not be a baller shot caller with 20 inch blades on the impala but you are still the american dream young man right here you may have spent all your money on a hood rat bitch and didn t get no pussy last night but you are still the american dream yes sir i am just like ham i m for the black man the mexican and even poor white all human beings that have no rights so put down your past pick up your future follow me as we journey through the red sea cause i have been to the mountain top i ve seen the promised land mine eyes have seen the glory of the underground category my mind has been delivered my spirit has been reinstated from the corporate world s modern day slavery i ve been emancipated free at last free at last fuck a drug test i m fittin to roll some grass love peace and afro grease fro ever buccooocc a e i o u and sometimes w cuz i m high cuz i m high cuz i m high