oh talk talk talk oh shut your mouth a little kiss kiss kiss come on and help me out desperate times call for desperate measures and desperate desires lead to desperate pleasures you know oh yeah you know don t you oh god you don t oh no you don t do you won t you teach teach teach me if you can how to be more cosmopolitan who needs class when you got money well i ve got cash but you ve got everything else well you can call me crazy but i heard that sells oh why can t i be you oh how can i be you oh it s so easy for you to be just what everyone wants to be so why not me tell me why not me tell me well look look look who s laughing now well it s me e e but not too loud i won t make it on my own for long dear i m doing anything to just hold on here it s true it s true that i could just walk a mile in another man s shoes oh why can t i be you oh how can i be you oh it s so easy for you to be just what everyone wants to be so why not me tell me why not me now listen to me listen to me you re what i should be what i could be so what do you say what do you say i m willing to pay begging to pay now what ll it take what ll it take to get me a break give me a break oh what can you do what can i do to make you like me make me like you why can t i be you oh how can i be you oh it s so easy for you to be just what everyone wants to be the things never stop haunting me you can make it look so easy why not me tell me why not me oh tell me why not me 