among the bills that i received was a postcard marked apology the christmas gifts you ordered aren t in stock so i packed up the kids for grandpa s house then a blizzard blew in and the car broke down so we shared a quart of eggnog at a truck stop and i said kids this is unfortunate you think it s bad well it s inconvenient but the most inconvenient christmas ever was was the first one when god came so far to give himself to us so when the stress hits each december how it helps me to remember god is with us most when things just can t get worse the most inconvenient christmas ever was was the first by the time we got to grandpa s house his christmas lights had burned it down so we had to take him home to live with us but he couldn t stand to leave the farm so now there s cattle in our yard sheep on the rug pigs in the tub and a rooster at dawn and i said now honey this is unfortunate you think this is bad well it s inconvenient a young girl expects a child she can t explain forced to walk a hundred miles just to give birth in the hay while the king in that same hour fearing challenge to his power sent his troops to track him down and wipe them out yep hands down 