once upon a midnight dreary while i pondered weak and weary suddenly there came a tapping as of someone gently rapping long ago i heard that sound often lost but seldom found a haunting voice from minutes past micah had returned at last and i was like what s up dude and he was like uhhh i found your comb and then i was like shut up and then he was like yeah and stuff and then i was like rock on and that s how the story ends now you hear the score my friends we re finding answers we re setting trends i guess that s how the story ends how distinctly i remember it was in the bleak december and each dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor i heard a voice that chilled my spine i saw what i could not define a sight i never could contrive there stood brad at last alive where have you been these endless years i asked him sobbing through my tears i did not die by plague or prison what really died is cynicism and then i said awesome and he was like yeah i guess and by the way those pants they belong to my dad and they re not really pants they re leiderhosen hooray and combat chuck has passed away his dying wish was never play that song again and kitty doggy s put to sleep the dinosaurs lay in a heap as they slowly go extinct like me and that s how the story ends now you hear the score my friends we re finding answers we re setting trends i guess that s how the story ends