i met someone today that changed my life forever she choose to remain anonymous so let s just call her heather now heather and i was shopping shopping in the stores i was buying apricots and ingredients for smores now i was sweating profusely i came straight from running then i grew up hair said hello and you looked simply stunning and i picture her but naked nasty thoughts went through my head then there was an awkward silence and this is what i said chorus i see you over there standing in your sundress with my eyes i ve already undressed you spot my interest i m so impressed by your sundress ha ha your your ha ha your your i have another story but this one s is kind of the same but also slightly different allow me to explain see i was at targe buying some balloons then an angel in a floral dress floated across the room i tripped and broke my pinky but luckily no one saw as i crept behind the beacon and inspected it s flaws then i pictured her but naked nasty thoughts went through my head then there was an awkward silence and this is what i said chorus i see you over there standing in your sundress with my eyes i ve already undressed you spot my interest i m so impressed by your sundress ha ha your your ha ha your your if i could be a gust of wind and take that dress up over your head your head your head oh oh i really like to see that dress yeah see that dress yeah lay to my bed 