i was trippin lookin at my portfolio wonderin how i was gonna make enough dough you know called up a friend who wrote for one tree hill and jericho he had a job for me and check it with a four letter company hey i got a proposition for you how bout you let me keep my profits as a scorer record sales are shrinkin i m gettin poorer i got a kid to feed how bout you cut a deal with me ha hey look liz we see you as a commodity we ve been with you since day one and that s an oddity and after a series of phone calls to the great publishing houses o ursa minor i reached my representative who pulled out the from the file cabinet in the form of tablets made of stone let me see it s here in my folder oh shit you re twenty years older still hot but gettin a lot colder and you wanna cut a what with me lemme tell you how it s done here in the hollywood maybe you was thinkin you was in the bollywood if i wanna break the rule you know i probably could liz i d love to help you out but we have what we call standards practices in legal terms we re referring to this as a recoupable interest in an artist s compositions on vinyl plastic digital and all transmittable airwaves for a period of no less than six or nine years in all territories of the earth the solar system and the known universe and i replied listen here my dear little roni don t you give me no phoney baloney this is not my first pretty pony don t you know you re fuckin with me oh it s a bad day for the pool boy come to clean and discover you boy face down and feet turnin blue boy now your eyes are closed you finally have the sight to see it s all mine it s all mine it s all mine na na na na na na na na