well i just had to turn off the radio but not before i heard thirteen songs about love in a row well i don t know what the next song s gonna be but i know how the words are gonna go they ll be singing oh baby baby baby baby baby baby i love you so so won t everybody sing along cause her comes just another love song i need you like i need a hole in my head i need someone to steal my money and wish i were dead i need someone to always put me down and everywhere i go she wants to hang around do you really even think dreams come true do you really even think you ll find something wonderful and new do you really even think someone s waiting for you do you really even thiink that love is near do you really even think it s me dear do you really even think i want to hear but i still say i won t fall in love today i need a chick who s got expensive taste who s not afraid of whose money she wastes you expect me to buy you a diamond ring well i suspect i ll buy you not a thing well i could tell you you re the only one i love and how your eyes sparkle like the stars above and that i carry a picture of you in my heart and as long as we live we ll never be apart and that you re the most important person in my life but i can t handle a girlfriend how am i gonna handle a wife love hate love hate love hate love hate love hate love hate love hate love hate i love love love to hate you but i d hate hate hate to love you i could promise all my love to you but that would take me only a second or two and if you re waiting to be my one and only you re gonna find out what it s like to be awfully lonely your song was alright for awhile but now your tune s gone out of style you want to cuddle and hug all night but i m going out with my friends tonight and i don t need someone to act like my mother i already have one i don t need another but she sure looks fine after a bottle of wine and she s out of sight when my mind s not right and i ll promise you anything dear1