after one whole quart of brandy like a daisy i m awake with no bromo seltzer handy i don t even shake men are not a new sensation i ve done pretty well i think but this half pint imitation put me on the blink i m wild again beguiled again a simpering whimpering child again bewitched bothered and bewildered am i couldn t sleep and wouldn t sleep when love came and told me i shouldn t sleep bewitched bothered and bewildered am i lost my heart but what of it he is cold i agree he can laugh but i love it although the laugh s on me i ll sing to him each spring to him and long for the day when i ll cling to him bewitched bothered and bewildered am i he s a fool and don t i know it but a fool can have his charms i m in love and don t i show it like a babe in arms love s the same old sad sensation lately i ve not slept a wink since this half pint imitation put me on the blink i ve sinned a lot i m mean a lot but i m like sweet seventeen a lot bewitched bothered and bewildered am i i ll sing to him each spring to him and worship the trousers that cling to him bewitched bothered and bewildered am i when he talks he is seeking words to get off his chest horizontally speaking he s at his very best vexed again perplexed again thank god i can be oversexed again bewitched bothered and bewildered am i wise at last my eyes at last are cutting you down to your size at last bewitched bothered and bewildered no more burned a lot but learned a lot and now you are broke so you earned a lot bewitched bothered and bewildered no more couldn t eat was dyspeptic life was so hard to bear now my heart s antiseptic since you moved out of there romance finis your chance finis those ants that invaded my pants finis bewitched bothered and bewildered no more