they said i could be funny make you cackle and clap so like omg i m a barrel of laughs for humour dude i m better than a box or a crate is despite the fact i have some pretty prominent haters oh my god i need a joke to cheer me up do you have one yeah bitch i got 36 imperial gallons so do a barrel rofl when you spy me no no wait i ve got something else to try being they said i could be bubbly and loaded with green so like omg i m a soda machine so gimme the g s and i ll get my cans out wait that makes me a stripper yay i get to dance now i got amazing flavour that s a must dude but if you try to shake me babe then i ll crush you fill my ass with cash and i ll splash the bubble blaster then change again cause yes i am the master they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally  they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally they said i could be bright could be bright man so omg i m a nice lamp i see your face light up when i come in the room a right smart bright spark i ll remove the gloom and every time you turn me on i get an idea i m the tallest hottest thing you ll find in ikea i ll be the light of your life time to get amped but it s time to move on cause i m feeling kind of cramped here they said i could be youthful and cute to save me like omg i m literally a baby skin soft as my behind in fine health it s like taking candy from myself damn son can t believe i m this handsome catch me and i m calling chris hanson i get boobs man i fucking love boobs i m the bomb but i don t want to be a baby boom they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally i wanna be stuff i wanna be things and you re never gonna stop me whatever life brings i wanna be things i wanna be stuff no matter what i m gonna be the top of the props i wanna be stuff i wanna be things and you re never gonna stop me whatever life brings i wanna be things i wanna be stuff no matter what i m gonna be the top of the props they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally they said i could be anything anything i could ever think but i have a habit of taking things literally literally 