the old maid s waitin for leap year to come the crooner s just waitin to sing the old cow s standin by the bull durham sign just awaitin for the grass to turn green the bar fly s waitin for an easy mark an the hitch hiker s waitin for a ride the life termer s waitin for a prison break the beachcomber s waitin for the tide farmer s daughter s waitin for the salesman to take her into town the city slicker s waitin for the country boy to lay all his money down you know everything comes to a standstill nothin seems to make a turn worm must be waitin for the early bird i guess the early bird s waitin for the worm nobody wants to do nothin just waitin to get a finger in the pie waitin for a call from a big quiz show or hopin and awaitin for some rich uncle to die katy she s waitin at the garden gate the moonshiner s waitin at the still an the gambler s still waitin for that ace in the hole i guess jack s still waitin for jill everybody s waitin for somethin nothin seems to turn out right cause the night shift s waitin for mornin and the burglar just waitin for night the congregation s waitin for the preacher preacher just waitin for the groom the groom s just waitin for the june bride and the bride s just waitin for june sunflowers waitin for the sunshine violets just waitin for dew bees just waitin for honey and honey i m just waitin for you