i m a dinner lady in a private school where the lips are so stiff and jack wills is so cool i wear a baseball cap and thus branded a fool but if you piss me off then you ll be eating my drool when not stealing food or hiding in the loos i m dragged up on the hot counter to serve a ball of food a fat teacher approaches with a wobbly hip and i politely inform her that we re all out of chips she gives me a glare as i bite my finger tips i offer new potatoes and she absolutely flips but then i ponder how hard her life must be i mean it s all on a plate thanks to mama and daddy but regardless of the car and this cushy job this bitch won t settle without corn on the cob and then one day i got so bored and idle served enough sausage rolls to make me suicidal to combat this state i had a wank in the quiche and i watched the head master get it stuck to his teeth a a a a a oh ohhh i m a dinner lady oh i want a sausage roll suffice to say i wasn t bored any more and i couldn t stop my laughing as i scrubbed up on the floor and next time jeffery s mother asked him what he had for tea he can tell it was a fluid that once belonged to me oh it s all for me i m a dinner lady it s all for me oh i am a dinner lady life as a dinner lady oh and it s a true story 
['english indie rock', 'manchester indie']