for the first time in my life i see it clearly i realize the power of being a woman 29 years old and times on my side i m in my prime i ve hit my stride i got so much charisma and so many options it s nice to always have my pick there s nobody left i m all alone i m at the top of my game possibilities are endless and i just feel really pretty i m holding out for someone who meets my standards won t settle for anything less than perfect i know what i want and i can have it i m surrounded by love and peace there s nobody left i m all alone why did i wait what s wrong with me in two short years i m gonna be 33 who the hell will want me then my ovaries are shrinking i m disgusting and everyone feels bad for me and i never get invited to dinner parties anymore things unfold when they re supposed to cause everything happens for a reason itll happen for me when i m not even looking he ll just appear and i ll just know and he ll love me forever without any work who needs to try when things are meant to be there s nobody left i m all alone you re such an idiot you think you re so special because people tell you that now but that ll stop and be replaced with looks of pity  oh what you think biological reality doesn t apply to you in your adorable cocoon of agelessness well it does and while you re just waiting around and focusing on you guess what you re gonna miss your window everything happens for a reason you know i truly believe that oh my god it does though everything happens for a reason just say hey universe i m ready it ll happen when you least expect it maybe you re putting out the wrong vibe maybe you re closed off to love let me tell you a secret it s called the secret your negativity is a self fulfilling prophecy the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity well i m positive fertility always begins to atrophy when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality it never once occurred to me that things won t work out perfectly when god closes a door you see he opens a window you realize thats a smaller opening right you used to be able to just walk out a door and now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere possibly falling like eight stories to your death that is not an upgrade and you know what else there s nobody left i m all alone i hate you you re so stupid you can t love someone else til you love yourself you can t love someone else til you love yourself you can t love someone else til you love yourself you can t love someone else til you love yourself cause life is good 