it s not that blue mercedes benz that she could give to me it s not that if she married me that i would be set free it s not that shes just barrels of fun that makes me fall so hard that pretty little lady from beaumnt texas with the oil well in her yard it s not because she could be in a playboy centerfold that makes me want to take her back with here and her black gold it s not because she s barrels of fun that my heart pumps so hard for that pretty little lady from beaumnt texas with the oil wells in her yard all that stock in texas gold don t mean a thing to me i buy my oil at k mart i buy one and get one free i d love her if she didn t have those paid up credit cards that pretty little lady from beaumnt texas with the oil wells in her yard 