in the keep of gwar much torment remained despite all the bodies hacked in twain so many had died in the vicious campaign that their femurs alone made a fine mountain the master was no longer gwar s sovereign of wealth and women they had none to gain what goal was left for them to attain so oderus did call for conclave first came balsac his council was wise his war axe gleamed he was a loyal knight plus forty dancing bears he did provide first in prowess he stood his lord beside beefcake the mighty his ass was wide brought eighty laden oxen he was a good ally jizmak da gusha his legion was described for many hours he barked at the tribe but then timely the catering arrived booze drugs food four hundred mule loads high flattus maximus this he did supply and now the mighty brothers of gwar did band their will to journey and slay without plan bring siege and terror to the cities of man open oberammergau like hell was a womb it tore and from the womb the creatures poured troll goblin manticore siege machine and armored whore there will be battle like never before the surface world learned of the malaise black pope usurper he saw through the veil they plan their defense in the land of the wasted africa bitter fruit she had tasted engine of industry let it be raised there the camp of the black pope was placed his legions through the valleys they raced chariots they rode their skulls were iron plated belching fire freshly painted eight thousand battalions of knights freshly sainted but before they fought they were vaccinated to protect them from the aids that had been created to continue the reign of black pope unabated the people at home got a version g rated here gwar invaded began the violation the war barges forecastles swarming disgorging the troops formations forming the low drone of the horning sounded out a call and then a warning a nuclear salvo where gwar was encroaching within a second ten legions were toasting balsac said did you feel something the lord was not boasting the enemy is vast steel carpets the terrain still they are forming armored and trained they send forth a captain oj by name flattus struck him in the brain burst the helmet made two parts of the mind chopped through his gorget through chest into spine and so oj s blood flowed like wine flattus said so ends a cowards time balsac is angry he ll have no more he hurls his axe with great effort to smite regis with terrible force his shield breaks his hauberk unsews the axe bursts through the chest and torso bright blood spurts guts are loosed by the throw and with that axe the soul from body goes said jizmak that was a heavy blow beefcake the mighty clotted with spew his sword falls skulls burst in two eyes melt from sockets he is not through thousands of warriors he does this to piling up corpses of those that he slew until it was hard to tell if the pile grew balsac said he is a princely lord said beefcake yes it s true jizmak smites his hammer whirls foreheads explode entrails twirl breaking open brain pans as well red blood flowing as souls speed to hell oderus smites the black pope exposing the brain the blade continued through meat and membrane bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain here ends his tale that much is plain