saturday i was wylin out just a little bit out of control had girls to my left and my right lookin for a place to go i said ladies lets go out dancing you gotta see me on the floor next thing i know a big old bouncer knocked me out at the door the night was a trainwreck they got upset i didn t get through the door the night was a trainwreck got my ass kicked i didn t even get to see the show but that s how it goes spent a week just a taking it easy relaxing trying to unwind steve meadows up from west virginia showed up ready to have a good time i told my girl sit right here we re going out to have a beer drunk and destructive that s how they got us it s how we ended up in here  the night was a trainwreck broken pool sticks they tried to throw us right out of the bar the night was a trainwreck took it too far and took a ride in a police car but that s how it goes every time i go out west they re waving that weed in my face they say that whiskey will kill you early try this for a change of pace they grow it themselves without no help on the family farm this crazy old lady passed it to me she says boy it won t do you no harm it was up in that trainwreck like some star trek like it was up in outer space the night was a trainwreck it was no joke my whole night went up in smoke the night was a trainwreck like a bad check i had to pay more than i owed the night was a trainwreck big disaster i d like to welcome y all to my show but that s how it goes that s how it goes yeah 