my cat people throw your paws in the air meow meow meow meow and wave them all around but do it like you care meow meow meow meow here kitty kitty here kitty kitty here little kitty licks her front paw washes her ear tickle on her whisker little cat ll attack grab your wrist with the front claws kick with the back and she can swipe like this back off an attacker with a hiss and the kitty s moaning owns ya oh no did you know there s ammonia in her piss let me stroke your fur let me hear you purr kitty cat oh my god you re so cute dammit look at that arching your back high flashing the cat eye fighting with mice with nine lives like you ll never die for some our cats are less like pets than our kids and we worship them like the ancient egyptians did and we are cat people meow meow meow right now all the kitties in the house show the fangs in your mouth as you pounce on a mouse we are cat people meow meow meow with their little bitty claws on their little kitty paws get down with a round of applause for my cat people meow meow meow good god we re odd no dogs allowed but we re proud and we meow it loud we re cat people meow meow meow rub em like you love em right now and all my bitchy little kitties say meow petting on my pussy like he wanted me wanted me to do you do what you cat wants you to do sure you do cuz our cats control our actions and they run this system our homes really belong to them we just live with them four story cat tree stands in the corner of the home of the owner holding a laser pointer little bag of cat nip fast to attract them post for the action attack with the scratching acting like a captain as they pace in the place making biscuits in your lap with their ass in your face break hit the sack 10 hour cat nap feline makes a beeline for your lap but when you leave and come home you re all alone cuz kitty s out the cat door listen for moans oh no no note by the phone or the dish little kitty never licked the liver chicken or fish leave the ball of yarn all in the yard for the breeding as all my cat people in here hearing this beat are in heat and we are  not all cat people belong to the same team and what i mean is that not all of us are quite what we seem you see all of us inside have beating hearts that are warm but some of have powers into cats we transform under a full moon or a quarter moon or a half moon in a bad mood with bad breath yes cat food like werewolves but wolves are dogs and we re cats so we re sleeky sneaking in through the fog and we all have a little pink butt so now tell me what you think of that what playing with our own cats as cats that s a fact together in packs we can track rats we can play real mean chase each other up a screen or a tree or play sweet and even lick each other clean ravenous animals act a little wild and we do it like humans kitty style fighting and fucking and hunting and sleeping and breeding and eating and killing and that s what we do when we re kitties next morning we re human we laughed and we cried it was better than cats 