i m the life of the party baby since you said good bye just ask old joe he knows i m here every night and that good old boy in the mirror looking around for you it ain t me and that s the honky tonk truth that s the honky tonk truth cross my broken heart i put my right hand here on this beer and swear on this bar i ain t thinking i ain t drinking i ain t crying i ain t moaning the blues i wouldn t lie to you now that s the honky tonk truth don t think i ll come crawling back cause i don t miss you if you walked up and puckered up girl i wouldn t bother to kiss you and that washed up broken down fool hanging out on that stool well it ain t me now that s the honky tonk truth that s the honky tonk truth cross my broken heart i put my right hand here on this beer and swear on this bar i ain t thinking i ain t drinking i ain t crying i ain t moaning the blues i wouldn t lie to you now that s the honky tonk truth