got a tow from a guy named joe cost sixty dollars hope i don t run out of dough told me bout a sex offense put him three days in jail stuck in indianapolis hope i live to tell the tale can t go west can t go east i m stuck in indianapolis with a fuel pump that s deceased ten days on the road now i m four hours from my home town is this hell or indianapolis with no way to get around called my girl to tell her of the trouble that i d had first time i called her in ten days guess that made her mad far as she s concerned i belong in this hoosier state stuck in indianapolis with no way to set things straight can t go west can t go east i m stuck in indianapolis with a fuel pump that s deceased ten days on the road now i m four hours from my home town is this hell or indianapolis with no way to get around sittin in this bar is gettin more than i could stand if i could catch a ride really think i d ditch this van who knows what this repair will cost scared to spend a dime i ll puke if that jukebox plays john cougar one more time but if i ever leave here i hope never to return if i get that van back man the road i m gonna burn right now my future s in the hands of the boys down at firestone stuck in indianapolis feelin all alone can t go west can t go east i m stuck in indianapolis with a fuel pump that s deceased ten days on the road now i m four hours from my home town is this hell or indianapolis with no way to get around is this hell or indianapolis with no way to get around