ladies and gentlemen and lowlifes it is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight slick rick the ruler and mc ricky d doing their smash hit mona lisa you know like the picture anyway i d like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty oh your majesty hmm can i kiss your hand mm hmm kisses enough come your highness they await you well it was one of those days not much to do i was chillin downtown with my old school crew i went into a store to buy a slice of pizza and bumped into a girl her name was monawhat mona lisa mona lisa so men named you you know what i m sayin so i said excuse me dear my gosh you look nice put away your money i ll buy that slice she said thanks i d rather a slice of you i m just kidding but that s awfully nice of you the compliment showed she had a mind in her and when i smiled i almost blinded her she said great scott are you a thief seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth ha ha hah had to find that funny so i said no child i work hard for the money and calling me a thief please don t even try it sit down eat your slice of pizza and be quiet she almost got cut short you know scissors she tried to disrespect who the grand wizard me well what s your name son mc ricky d but not to be so harsh i said to mona li hee i m sorry and i know that s low class please sit and tell me a little about your past she said well i got courage and i don t like porridge i ve never been to college but i ve got crazy knowledge over eighteen and my eyes are green i wear more gold than that man on a team trim slim and i m also light skinned best believe mona s a virgin a virgin honey needed a slap she tried to tell me she s a virgin with her yay wide gap i said it don t matter see i m not picky let me spell my name out for you it s ricky r ravishing i impress c courageous or careless k for the kangols which i ve got that i wear everyday and y why not to fight s not right that i recite and i m quite polite like walter cronkite well just about then trevor my friend came in he said hey rick don t you know playing with these snakes is a sin he grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store he said i don t want to see you playing with these lowlifes no more now come along we have a party to attend with some real mature women and some more of our friends he hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute and as the cab came he thrusted me in it and as we were leaving and driving along i could hear a melody as mona sang a song if you see me walking down the street and i start to cry each time we meet walk on by walk on by foolish pride that s all that i have left so let me hide the pain and the hurt that you gave me when you said goodbye you walked on by8