shittin in the mornin sun i ll be shittin here til the evenin come watchin my turds fall in that i take em back out again oh i i m shittin off the dock of the bay watchin my great big turds float away shittin off the dock of the bay makin a big stink i ate some black eyed peas georgia oh and they makin me feel so sad yeah now and everytime i have to use a bathroom it hurts my rear end so bad so bad so i m shittin off the dock of the bay just watchin my turds float away i m shittin off the dock of the bay just wastin wastin oh i i i i i oooh now yeah uh i see the lady in the front row keep askin me what it is we playin this is our theme song baby for the next show i m gonna sing the words to it start weird world for the weird people second show o k next we ll do a thing by a young man that ain t been on the scene in quite a while mr major lance we re gonna do a little thing was written by mr curtis mayfield and the impressions they call it mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm we call it the fart song toot toot to toot toot toot go somethin like this yeah uh shucks