i had a dream i had a dream tonight that i cut off a piece of the baby jesus to offend my friends but the joke misfired yes it did oh yes it did cause the piece of the baby i cut off it bled and it bled i tried everything i tried bandages and shit i tried praying to it but all to no avail nothing could keep the baby jesus from bleeding oh no nothing would keep the baby jesus from bleeding i got to stop having these dreams they are killing me inside they are killing me alive they are ruining my soul but nothing could keep these dreams from hurting me no no nothing could keep these dreams from fucking me up and then the worst thing happened the baby opened his eyes and he stared into mine and he started to speak he said listen boy i m gonna throw you in hell i m gonna make you scream i m gonna make you yell i m gonna make you wish that i never saved you you ungrateful prick so if you wanna be afraid of jesus now cause his heart s filled with vengeance and his soul s filled with hellfire and he s thirsty for blood so be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus cause he s gonna fuck you up old school style i said be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus be afraid of jesus cause he s really fucking pissed off at you right now
['acoustic punk', 'anti-folk', 'folk punk', 'indie pop']