why am i why am i why am i standing in the club why am i why am i why am i standing in the club i m standing in the club i m standing in the club spending all my cash trying to chat these bitches up i m standing in the club i m standing in the club but the dj sucks so why am i in the club this room is so hot the girls are so not and i can t find my friends it s the hot spot tonight but so what i still can t find my friends i think i m about to puke and pass out i wish that this night would end  why am i why am i why am i standing in the club why am i why am i why am i standing in the club i m standing in the club i m standing in the club and the black eyed peas and p diddy say what up i m standing in the club i m standing in the club and i m on my knees in the bathroom throwing up my girl is at home i m here on my own i m not looking for romance but down on the floor some chick is hardcore she s tryin to get in my pants now this is not right she might change her mind the moment she sees me dance why am i why am i why am i standing in the club why am i why am i why am i standing in the club dj play something good dj i wish that you would dj play something good dj i wish that you would dj play something good dj i wish that you would dj play something good dj dj why am i why am i why am i standing in the club why am i why am i why am i standing in the club