okay okay i ve waited long enough and now the time has come oscar what are you doing anyway what does it look like i m doing bob well it looks like you re making a mess or something i m gonna sing my song so i m throwing all my trash onto the sidewalk isn t it beautiful well i wouldn t say it s exactly beautiful oscar well i would just look at it all what a beautiful junky mess of rusty rotten mangy musty crummy trash oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love trash if you really want to see something trashy look at this i have here a sneaker that s tattered and worn it s all full of holes and the laces are torn a gift from my mother the day i was born i love it because it s trash oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love trash here s some more rotten stuff i have here some newspaper thirteen months old i wrapped fish inside it it s smelly and cold but i wouldn t trade it for a big pot o gold i love it because it s trash  yes i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love trash now look at this restless junk i ve a clock that won t work and an old telephone a broken umbrella a rusty trombone and i am delighted to call them my own i love them because they re trash oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love i love i love trash