im standing here just left of center and something aint clear when did i sign on the line of this decree cree cree sorry stuck in a show where i am playing me thats funny keep going im trapped in a hole nowhere to go with my role strain in my neck for an exit that sets me free free free ee stuck in a show where i am playing me  lets hear the bridge i insist i could make a misty hiding inside miss ana christi and lord knows i could raise the roof playing the maid that goofs in tartouf and i could be awesome playing a dude in the title role of the mystery of edwin drood ooooo ooooo ooooo ooooo hows the writing its going im getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner is that a show no doughnuts for dinner you know it sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later youre hungry for something a little meatier a little meatier like a tiny asteroid is a little meatier exactly no i mean i dont want this to be just sketches and novelty songs linked together i want there to be substance not just fluff not that theres anything wrong with fluff but i wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention you know what i mean uhh i totally stopped listening not a chance for my career to advance and theres no straight guys here for me to romance i guess ill swallow my pride and make the best of the rest of this spree spree that is the note im singing jeff stuck in a show where i am playing me