ayatollah s in iran russians in afghanistan wheel of fortune sally ride heavy metal suicide you wanna die intentionally due to your masochist nature you re impatient death comes eventually but you want instant gratification suicide s been attempted you re not alive if you meant it and if you survive you ll be labeled demented and sent to somewhere expensive where they ll keep you stable with narcotics strapped to a table in a place fulla psychotics locked in a rubber room unable to bash your skull or hang yourself with a cable it s ironic like a fable depression has infected you you re under the impression it s best to put a tec to your neck and apply pressure to the trigger mechanism now you figure it s less of a prison on the other side once you ve died you can t come back if it isn t the unknown the afterlife and where we go after we die to find out before it s your time you d have to sacrifice like japanese pilots did for their cause believing there s something beautiful to balance the violent shit you did it you put the gun into your mouth and blasted yourself and that s it kid you can t come back you regret it but you re deaded you committed a suicide and your whole head is shredded you did it you put the gun into your mouth and blasted yourself and that s it kid you can t come back you regret it but you re deaded you committed the drink your cyanide choose a beverage use a rod to tighten the loop of rope around your neck just use some leverage asphyxiation brain hemorrhage chopped in half by a bandsaw take a second from life to stop and laugh i can t imagine the pain you feel you re not a coward you re brave you allowed your head to be decapitated by a train wheel razor to the throat methamphetamine ducts suicide epilogue end of scene cut you can jump in front of a truck and be a corpse in the street or try to go out dramatically like natalie portman in heat seven days underwater at twenty degrees celsius overdosage of barbiturates taking a shit like elvis found in your underwear with a gun in your hand and a suicide note next to you hoping we d understand if you ve got a problem suicide will solve it check out the hook budd dwyer with a revolver  you did it you put the gun into your mouth and blasted yourself and that s it kid you can t come back you regret it but you re deaded you committed a suicide and your whole head is shredded you did it you put the gun into your mouth and blasted yourself and that s it kid you can t come back you regret it but you re deaded you committed the crowd budd no please please don t shoot it don t shoot it dwyer stay back don t don t this will hurt someone crowd no oh my fucking god oh my god oh shit no oh shit someone call a doctor i m a doctor someone call an ambulance a doctor and the police 