big news another week goes by in atlanta another fascinating scintillating stimulating spirit stirring week big news another sunday comes to atlanta another week of news so thrilling that your average city newshound wants to take a flying jump into the creek you got a kitten up a tree well come to me and i ll see it makes it on the front page the mayors mother broke her toe they gotta know stop the press it s a mess it s the scandal of the age hell it s big news another shock to rock atlanta another information feast from the gateway to the whole southeast look in the mines and the mills and the mexican hills they got stories to tell look now ohio s afloat soon the women will vote and we ll all go to hell look now that wilson is in and old taft didn t win hell they re comin to blows look the titanic went down but i m stuck in this town with my thumb up my nose and that s big news another stir crazy freak in atlaaaaaaaaanta the board of estimates s approved a new street they re building churches out of high grade concrete they say the rain ll give a break from the heat it s a scoop it s a twist it s a reason to exist pray to heaven pray to zeus there s a genius on the loose and that s really really really big news you never saw such things in atlanta another brilliant mind deceased in the gateway to the whole southeast what a town 