another pride another tune another sunny honeymoon another season another reason for making whoopie a lot of shoes a lot of rice the groom is nervous he answers twice it s really killing that he s so willing to make whoopie ugh picture a little love nest down where the roses cling picture that same sweet love nest think what a year can bring he s washing dishes and baby clothes he s so ambitious he even sews but don t forget folks that s what you get folks for making whoopie another year or maybe less what s this i hear oh can t you guess she feels neglected and he s suspected of making whoopie oooh she sits at home most every night he doesn t phone he doesn t write he says he s busy and she says is he he s making whoopie ugh he doesn t make much money only five thousand pounds some judge thinks he s funny says he will give six to her and he says judge what if i fail the judge says bud straight into jail you better keep her i think it is cheaper than making whoopie 