hard to be a girl so nice to be a boy in my room at night not a pretty site here s an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the pay roll i can be a good boy too just let me out of the stable sausages and eggs and hot and sour soup thank me for your time cause i can be as bad as you hard to be a girl that s what the oracle told me i don t care what she says i assume it s best to be lonely