19 last train to bucketheadland throatrake takes you on an adventure through many of buckethead s favorite things all aboard this is the last train to bucketheadland la ladies and germs l if you look to your left you ll see giant robot one of the first attractions on this last train ride to bucketheadland oh my god giant robot johnny sokko where are you today you rode doom for eternity supporting giant robot with jerry mano speaking of jerry mano ladies and germs to your right you will notice under construction nearly complete jerry mano s executive wonder ride be careful there there s still construction in process don t let any of your children jump out of the cars a huh oo o ah l even forgot about this attraction the the siamese twins of doom landslide mountain to your left again ladies and germs oh my god when this is completed bucketheadland will be complete ah to your left to your left again as we pass around this curve edwin neal s sausage massacre hayride you ll notice a giant statue of edwin poking at sausages at the dinnertable that s where tickers are sold oh i i never knew wha wha what what what seemed to make his appetite so un questionably unleashed for the sausages but without that appetite we would not be able to love him yea eah eah eaaahh leather leatherface s castle there s only a sign ladies and gentlemen to the right that designates the spot where it will be built this is will possibly be for the third or fourth phase of bucketheadland we re we re not sure yet our our our engineers are coming up with so many ideas huh we can only take em one at a time we re we re trying to offer you everything we can ww with edwin neal s sausage ride wh what else do you want it s been a long day at bucketheadland ladies and gentlemen your engineer s getting very weary eenhh oohh very weary i have to go home have a little phenobarbital sit down and play my texas chainsaw massacre video game ugh sorry for the erratic behavior on this last train to bucketheadland but your engineer s at the end of his leash we wish you many more pleasurable visits we wish you a lifetime of fun even when you re not in this wonderland of joy we wish you happiness in whatever you do can we go on this trip again that was the last train did you enjoy it kinda it was scary but i liked it wanna go back again yeah when next summer guitar bass buckethead drum loop sly dunbar sound effects bill laswell voice throatrake written by buckethead eric wood published by katella music eric wood publ designee