fuck all 19 4 top 18 6 middle rob 19 2 top 18 4 mate middle jobseeker can of strongbow i m a mess desperately clutching onto a leaflet on depression supplied to me by the nhs it s anyone s guess how i got here anyone s guess how i ll go i suck on a roll up pull your jeans up fuck off i m going home jobseeker so mr williamson what have you done in order to find gainful employment since your last signing on date fuck all i ve been sat around the house wanking and i want to know why you don t serve coffee here my signing on time is supposed to be ten past eleven it s now twelve o clock and some of you smelly bastards need executing mr williamson your employment history looks quite impressive i m looking at three managerial positions you previously held with quite reputable companies isn t this something you d like to go back to nah i d just end up robbing the fucking place you ve got a till full of 20s staring at you all day i m hardly going to bank it ive go drugs to take and a mind to break jobseeker 3