the vampire alberta stalks across the money market rates ducks into a hummer the vampire alberta wears a bowtie and a pin that says support the arts the vampire alberta takes a photo for another slide in the powerpoint of all the places he won t remember the vampire alberta wipes an oily mouth along a sleeve of forest in the foothills the vampire alberta drools a perfect inky tailing pond and shakes awake the vampire alberta lifts a nearly empty glass and pleads i need another one of these so keep em coming good times are coming