ladies and gentlemen jerry seinfeld ok good night good night everybody well well well i can t believe you made it i don t even know how you got tickets broke it not a very good one i see my guy got me right on stage this is the broadhurst theater it s a uh legendary theater i know nothing about it i picked it because uh oh lemme get that let me get that that s for me i asked them to hold my phone that is so embarassing isn t it i m surprised it doesn t happen more often though because it s harder to oh wait turn it on the vibrate oh the phones what oh we have gone nuts with the phones haven t we we re crazy with the phones this guy thinks he needs that phone the thing that amuses me the most about the phone machine is how often we call people now trying to get the machine that s what s happened now with the machine the person picks up and you re oh i uh oh i didn t i didn t think you would be there i just wanted to leave a message saying sorry i missed you 