hey khary c mon in man close the door is it locked good that sounded like i was gonna fuck you but listen man my weekend was nuts man so listen after the dodgeball game my wife and i we went to ihop yeah and we ordered some stuffed french toast crazy right huh that shit was stuffed god damn it was stuffed any who i m so unhappy on the inside what did you do this weekend man word around the office is that you and the new intern have been really friendly lately so tell me something have you been uh y know y know dipping the pen in the company ink huh have you been uh you know putting the paper in the copy machine huh have you been uh you know throwing the stapler in the in the like are you fucking the intern please tell me please i m dyin to know i m dyin on the inside man please i want to live vicariously man i want please man just tell me aww aww khary please let me know let me know let me know okay okay man i see you get out of my office burp sorry god damn fucking kombucha 