oh gareth i try so hard to please her i invade a kingdom for a jewel i respect her vow of chastity and yet every day i have to hear it over and over again galavant galavant blah blah blah blah galavant i want her need her crave her yes it s true but she is not the only thing i desperately want to do i want to shoot him with a crossbow i want to stab him in the eye i want to liberate his head from his neck and then punt the bloody wreck sky high i want to hurl him out a window and shove explosives where the sun don t shine want to skewer him with swords then slowly twist em all around his reproductive system won t that be divine then she ll be mine and then you ll do it every evening sweet god at last in every room on ev ry floor till i can t do it anymore and with no galavant distracting your bride  we could start a genocidal war wait what i ll get back to all my hobbies like raising taxes and tormenting the poor curse those poor no more galavant is just complete perfection gal would never lose his temper won t that be divine and she ll be mine la la la la just mine all mine la la la la mine all mine all mine