i ve been waitin here for oh so long i ve been waitin here for oh so long this is life and it s flat and it s six and it s eight times this is life and it s flat and it s three and it s four she s a real debutante she ll never fall waves in the taxi of room service calls i ve been with viceroys and i ve been with kings in your emporium it s gold inlaid rings she can t live beside the spiral staircase when the money s coming in white jar left of shelf above blue chair leave the old rugs down behind the stairs stunning bureaucrat you re so fucking lost stark as a skyscraper letters embossed stunning bureaucrat you re so fucking lost signing the letters and cutting the costs i can t live beside the spiral staircase when the money s coming in da da da ba da da la da da la da da da da da da da da da da da da ooh