unstable stands a flush with fans pilfered pies and pints in wobbly hands in the bowels of the bar two boys spar don t flinch an inch and territories marked oh i d swear by my own cock and balls and the family home s four walls there ll be no treason this season the players they bask the boss he basks just win the big match it s all i can ask darrell my son the bastards won we ve been lumbered with losing life for far too long the ground groans like the belly of a sleeping whale don t flinch an inch he ll be released on bail oh i d swear by my own cock and balls and the family home s four walls there ll be reason for treason this season the players are slack the boss has been sacked just win the big match it s all i can ask woebegone with weeping that sets you down to sleeping please canary please be wary the pit of a man s heart is dark and scary oh are you yellow with cowardice oh are you yellow with jaundice a slap on the arse a slap on the arse from my baby the hiss and the sting and the mark of a ring and the cold reality who are ya who are ya 