do i wanna be a dog any diddlin male would do if i was a damned old dog i wouldn t be fussy for you do i wanna be a housebroken dog eat better than an indian i don t wanna be a damned old dog i just wanna lick your chin again i thought that i could convince you and i thought that i could get through chew out a hole in the fence you barked up between me and you bow wow limpin around in the moonlight coverin up what i did words decompose all around me nuisances i committed do i wanna be a dog cut the heat out of me if i was a damned old dog i wouldn t have to goddamn human be