good evening one and all we re all so glad to see you here we ll play your favourite songs while you all soak up the atmosphere we ll start with old man river then maybe stormy weather too i m sure you know just what to do on with the show good health to you please pour another glass it s time to watch the cabaret your wife will never know that you re not really working late your hostess here is wendy you ll find her very friendly too and we don t care just what you do on with the show good health to you petina starts the show at 2 o clock oh if by chance you find that you can t make it anymore we ll put you in a cab and get you safely to the door but we ve got all the answers and we ve got lovely dancers too there s nothing else you have to do on with the show good health to you you re all such lovely people dancing eating round the floor but if you have to fight please take your trouble out the door for now i say with sorrow until this time tomorrow we ll bid you all a fond adieu on with the show good health to you1