i dated siamese twins i slept with bigfoot too get me on sally jessy put me on donahue cause i wanna tell the world about it right now my dog s a narcoleptic my mom s a circus freak i gotta get a spot on geraldo s show this week cause i wanna tell the world about it right now i m just an anorexic codependent bingo addict stripper born without a chin and i m only comfortable talking about it when the whole wide world is listening in talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me my wife ran off with elvis my boss shaved off my hair i ve got a thing for poodles and rubber underwear and i wanna tell the world about it right now i had a close encounter i never chew my food i got eleven nose jobs i yodel in the nude and i wanna tell the world about it right now i m just a cross dressin alcoholic neo nazi porno star as you may have guessed and i m really gonna feel a whole lot better if you let me get this thing off my chest talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me i m just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac albino go go dancer you see nothin so bad that i can t share it with a billion friends on national tv i have no genitalia i sold my kids for cheese i love my blow up doll so bring out those cameras please cause i gotta tell the world about it right now talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me talk soup talk soup listen to me listen to me listen to me