you re the thrill of a million walking down the sidewalk feel like an alarm clock woke up and dressed up don t look like a t shirt i feel just like a donuts come and take the trash out what s the use of crying don t look like a bummer feel just like a burger can i make him like me do you feel like i do don t look like a slip skirt i feel just like a poser i don t look like an angel i guess i ll put some jeans on make my lips look redder true you still look better this is for lisa ran away to the west faxed my mom for the test couldn t stay for the rest then i met him jess he is just the best we kissed right under a tree i felt so salty free i felt so salty free i felt nothing like me i felt so salty free all your dreams will come true all my dreams came true but now i have a bunch of other dreams ta dum dum it s gotta be hot hot i felt so s a lty free