you got you some legs baby that just won t quit you got a pretty boy and he looks pretty hip you got you one on the sly but you gave him the slip and that s just a cryin shame cause you love the boy with pretty green eyes and you love the boy who says he s so clever and wise and you love the boy who s always telling you lies and that s just a cryin shame sometimes it never quits raining sometimes that phone just won t ring sometimes i never miss nothing and sometimes i miss anything but you like em tall when it s raining and you like em dark when you re feeling no pride but you never felt anything that you wanted to hide and that s just a cryin shame so he says you look lovely my dear you say thank you i m fine and you spend all his money and you spend all his time and you spend the night like you were spending a dime and that s just a cryin shame