i resolve not to be so stupid will you keep monday night open for me darling i resolve not to play these games all right sweetheart how often i ve been a sitting duck for cupid how often i ve let him shoot me down in flames sweetheart say it s all right i resolve not to be so trusting it s high time time that i awoke whatever i ve got up here it s up here rusting my feminine intuition is a joke i must be cousin to a cat i always wind up with a rat i m through with momentary thrills i find i can t afford the bills i resolve come what may i will not be this girl one more day i resolve not to be so brainless i resolve not to be so dumb my usual brush with love is far from painless and suddenly i have got to know how come i resolve not to blame the others just because i m an easy mark i wanna know why i never meet their mothers where men are concerned i m always in the dark i must stop thinking with my skin i will not be a mandolin that someone strums and puts away until he gets the urge to play i resolve here and now i will be a different girl somehow