come over here honey i gotta talk to you she knows i m a certified mechanic if it s broke i can fix it in a minute got boxes full of wrenches got a background buildin engines and my name on a dirty shirt so i said where d you get those new pirellis she said what the heck are new pirellis and why you gettin so defensive i was just out with my girlfriends for a sale at the mall and a hairdo thought i d drop the car off for a tune up so what i said baby i ain t callin you a liar honey but a girl just don t go get a new set of tires unless she s leavin unless she ain t comin back unless she drove em over broken glass and run em all flat unless racin dale jr is her secret desire a girl just don t go get a new set of tires now she knows she can tippy toe right past me in new clothes shoes and shiny jewelery with a box of chocolate candy and a big bouquet of daisies and i wouldn t even blink but uh uh ain t no sneakin around it if it rolls i know everything about it i ve been up and underneath it i can eat and drink and sleep it baby cars are my life now you might soap it and wash it in the drive honey but a girl just don t go get a new set of tires unless she s leavin unless she ain t comin back unless she drove em over broken glass and run em all flat unless racin dale jr is her secret desire a girl just don t go get a new set of tires she can justify the glitter eyes gold toe nail polish gucci sunglasses and the bottle of italian red wine unless she s got her eyes on another town and another guy a girl just don t go get a new set of tires unless she s leavin unless she ain t comin back unless she drove em over broken glass and run em all flat unless racin dale jr is your secret desire a girl just don t go get a new set unless she s leavin unless she ain t comin back unless she s prone to burnin rubber at the drop of a hat unless racin dale jr is your secret desire a girl just don t go get a new set of tires unless she s leavin unless she s leavin unless she s leavin 