her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant in fake plastic earth that she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans to get rid of itself it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out oh she looks like the real thing and she tastes like the real thing my fake plastic love but i can t fight the feeling i could blow through the ceiling i just turn and run it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out and if i could be who you wanted wish i could be who you wanted all the time all the time oh she lives with a broken man a cracked polystyrene man who just crumbles and burns and he used to do surgery for the girls in the eighties but gravity always wins it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out but she looks like the real thing and she tastes like the real thing my fake plastic love but i can t fight the feeling i could blow through the ceiling i just turn and run it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out it wears her out and if i could be who you wanted wish i could be who you wanted all the time all the time all the time