yo i crack the whip you play the game every encounter thats obstructionary comes in my name so that you came to become obsessed with my location clues to my identity denied to the impatient step up i sense youre on the precipice of something me im on the brink of delivering your lumpings make you load your save up for the fifty fifth time make you scroll through unskippable dialog lines and you still aint any closer to discoverin why got technology for lackeys that can hover and fly got them other two guys in their sights and apt to wreck them give the beatdown to you quicker than your finger in tekken i crack the whip you play the game youre not gonna get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not gonna get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not gonna get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre never gonna get the final boss tamed elevated i dont give a drip if you celebrate it every time you level up its cause i delegated your demise to the wrong size of minions got a bigger batch coming statisticians got a dim opinion of your chance to survive make your time i got a hundred billion of em and theyre standing in line to make you shine light out of your special move hole cause you got hit so hard by the energy bolt and its a moat you cant cross a key you cant get aint done the right npc subquest yet gotta collect bullshit that i done littered in the realm aim the whole game at you to fatigue and overwhelm  final boss is the be all end all class of society very exclusive but not higher than me all the sobriety of the day and age might prove indecent cause me to find and strangle the baby of jackie gleason but then im evil and puissant unpleasant and bent on my ends at the final reckoning too late to make amends its too late to make friends im infuriated already primest cut of minion double corrugated and steady stands between fe and fi so go whistle go huggle a hobo corpse nestle his bristle this towers as your obstacle my will will never bend doesnt matter how you struggle never gets you past the end i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game youre not going to get the final boss tamed i crack the whip you play the game how could you defeat me you dont even know my name who s my boss that s gonna cost you your last hitpoint who s in charge of this operation anyway aw boot skidoot you gotta get outta here