i woke up the other night lying on the floor right beside someone i d never seen before she said my name s juliet romeo you ain t that s another good reason not to drink that s another good reason not to drink when i m sober i m almost a saint if i keep going on like this i ll end up like old hank that s another good reason not to drink i can t go see my best friend he said stay away just because of what i said on his wedding day he ought to call her sherman cause she looks just like a tank that s another good reason not to drink that s another good reason not to drink when i m sober i m almost a saint if i keep going on like this i ll end up like old hank that s another good reason not to drink i m going to sue to city about that policeman last night as i left the bar he stepped right on my hand he said are you drunk or blind i said let me think that s another good reason not to drink that s another good reason not to drink when i m sober i m almost a saint if i keep going on like this i ll end up like old hank that s another good reason not to drink woo  that s another good reason not to drink when i m sober i m almost a saint if i keep going on like this i ll end up like old hank that s another good reason baby let me in i m freezing another good reason not to drink