i m the most badass mom you ve ever seen if you look at me funny i ll rip out your spleen i ll crush your face with my hands and turn it into stew i ll make you do chores around the house and shovel up the dog s poo alright let s open this motherfucking pit go poo ah ha ha ha i am ian s mom my son s a dumbass i am ian s mom my son s a pussy 