oh western union man send a telegram to my baby send a telegram send a telegram whoa send a telegram to my baby this is what i want you to say i want you to tell her that i m all alone i tried to call her on the phone tell her i m in misery and think she s avoiding me and if the telegram don t do send a box of candy too and maybe some flowers tell her that i missed her for hours and hours send a telegram send a telegram send a telegram man to my baby you hear what i say oh western union man send a telegram oh send a telegram to my baby western union man hey send a telegram oh send a telegram send a telegram whoa send a telegram man to my baby this is what i want you to do tell me have you got a boy you can send this is what i want him to do put him on his bike right away see if he can get my message through maybe tomorrow but mail it right away i want the girl to know that i miss her something like yesterday send a telegram send a telegram man whoa send a telegram man to my baby do you hear what i say oh western union man why don t you send a telegram oh send a telegram to my baby western union man please send a telegram oh send it send a telegram send it send it send it sent it right on to my baby do you hear what i say hey western union man send a telegram oh send a telegram to my baby