nasty dan was the meanest man i ever knew he s stomp and scream and be real mean the whole day through he d frown a bunch he ate nails for lunch and he d never laugh he d growl and yell and i hard tell that he never took a bath nasty dan was a nasty man hard to understand that nasty dan now nasty dan was a nasty man the whole day long he d go where he could he d try real good to make things go wrong he d jump for joy when a little boy would trip and fall and the only words that he ever said were i don t like you at all now a real interesting thing that i want you to know about is this here because it s the most important thing it concerns a girl and things like that now nasty pearl was a nasty girl that met dan somehow she said you like me rotten as can be let s get married now so they went and they did and had a nasty kid and i must confess that dan pretty much leaves everyone alone now and he doesn t bother anybody anymore cause he just lives in his nasty old house with his nasty old wife and his nasty od kid in nasty happiness 