wiped out down the stairs i ll bet you there s a song in there i m not sure i m prepared to write it down that guy should be me i d look much better on tv then the world would see that i can do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything let s play tic tac toe i ll play x you can be the o thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind i could make a mint fill my pockets with more than lint i ll give you a hint it involves the internet i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything don t write me off as an also ran just mark me down as an angry man got a big chip you want a fat lip how bout a mouthful of chiclets life passed me by but it s not my fault i ll lick my wounds could you pass the salt i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything  if i were the king all my subjects they would dance and sing they could kiss my ring and kiss my ass when i m old and grey i ll look back on my life and say give me one more day and still i ll never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything i can be that but soon you ll see that i will never do anything 