i want to be a rock star and travel really far and buy me a big expensive car and make lots of money and find me a honey and live in nice big house where it s sunny with a pool and i ll be cool i ll always have a gig cause i ll be big i ll have parties and friends and places to go the only problem is i play the banjo i play the banjo i m a post hee haw mover a funkadelic punk rock groover a cross between bela fleck and eddie vedder but better i ll win a grammy for the way i pick i ll be an instrumental monster with tons of new licks and all the babes will love me sell out shows the only problem is i play the banjo i play the banjo well i play the banjo play the banjo play the banjo i play the banjo i play the banjo i say hear me boys here my rhyme i m picking on the banjo all the time i say hear me boys here my song picking on the banjo all day long pick i ll buy a leer jet and a limousine and everywhere i go my fans will scream hey banjo boy we love you i wish that we could all play the banjo too and you ll see me on the tv talk show with dave and conan and jay leno the only problem is i play the banjo i play the banjo play the banjo play the banjo i play the banjo