this is blowfly the master of class and i m here to sock some soul to your ass guys and girls bull dykes and faggots gonna rap in your ear till your ass get ragged if the world should end i ll be under no strain i d blast right off with my ding a ling gonna rap to all you motherfuckers about my best friends those no good truckers ride down the road carrying a load feeling more sexy than a pregnant toad checking out the scene on my cb cause i don t want no bears fucking with me that s a big 10 4 good buddy smoking weed feeling fine when suddenly i see a blue light behind uh caller dickhead check out my crack i think i got a bear on my back he s on my ass and that s no joke but i m gonna leave that blue light motherfucker in the smoke 10 4 said hih ha hih ha hih ha ha hih ha hih ha hih heh heh 1 2 i said fuck you 3 4 your mammy s a whore 5 6 check out this dick yeah while i was going around the corner doing about 80 looking between the thighs of some big pussy lady while checking out the thighs of this fine ho i could tell she had a lotta ass below but stopped up ahead for a bite to eat i said hey bitch give me some of this fine meat she said i got it here so come on with it but just make sure you got enough meat to get it i said my hands are large and my prick is bigger just open up your thighs while i pull my trigger yeah i grabbed the bitch by the hair and then headed for the room she had a fine body but a face like a coon she sat on the bed and pulled off her clothes as the funk from her pussy started fuckin with my nose suddenly i find that it all was a waste cause there was a big prick staring me in the face i kicked it with my feet and hit it with my hand what i thought was a bitch was nothing but a man an you know what i did then huh i said uh i said ah i said uh ah uh ah ah uh i said ah i said uh ah uh ah ah and i got the hell out of there that s what i did so i grabbed my shit and got back in the truck and i thought to myself what the fuck after messing up my day and spoiling my plans i said to myself i can still use my hand thought about the fine bitch i had back home and suddenly i couldn t help but to play with my bone yeah while riding to the state of alabama in a little town where i loved to ramble i went in this bar said what the heck motherfuckerer no good redneck some asshole at the end of the bar said hey nigga boy do you know who you are i pulled out my dick and broke the bartenders glass and i said all you motherfuckers can t kick my ass i remember what my daddy said one night he said niggers pricks is bigger than whites but my black ass was in for a big surprise cause that cracker s dick was three times my size and of course you know that isn t a big 10 4 uh i said feets don t y all fail me now let s get the hell outta here he said boy i m gon kick your ass till your head turn blue there ain t nothing i hate worser than a nigga or jew i said are you sure you wanna fuck with me i m a distant cousin to muhammad ali suddenly his big prick began to shrink he said come on boy let s have a drink those rednecks in the corner started getting up outta their seats carrying big clubs wearing white sheets he said listen nigga man i m the grand dragon of the ku klux klan he said there s no nigga badder than me motherfuck you and muhammad ali i threw my drink in his face and i started to run as i felt the lead from his shotgun i got in my rig and covered up my face and i drove my truck through that motherfucking place hoes started to run with glass in their hair and the cracker s ass was flying everywhere the grand dragon was on the ground with his ass bloody and i looked at him i said 10 4 good buddy yeah i reached in the seat and grabbed a bottle of wine and i looked in the mirror and said i can t stand myself sometimes huh and then i said i said uh i said ah i said uh ah uh ah ah uh i said ah i said uh ah uh ah ah uh i said ah i said uh ah uh ah i m the boss with the shoot off i m the king with the ding a ling i m the hound with the crown i m the dog with it all i m the prince with dollar sense i m the king with the sweet thing yeah i said uh i said ah i said fee fee fum fum ooh ooh come come ooh ooh ah ah ooh ooh ah ah ooh ooh ah ah rapp dirty 1