you know he s not the kind of man who likes to see the world around him crumble to a ball around his feet so he s always ready he s always set he s always well prepared he s the most peculiar man you ll ever meet you know he s not the king of bedside manor he s not the tom jones that lives next door he s not the king of bedside manor he hardly even lives there anymore he says excuse me i hope you don t mind that i followed you into this shop but i couldn t help but notice that riding crop sticking out of your haversack um i wouldn t mind riding you bareback he s subtle on the dance floor and he s suave around the bar he s a quickdraw with a lighter he s a pseudo movie star you know he was quite a singer quite an actor quite some time ago he had quite a famous program late night bedtime tv show you know he s not the king of bedside manor he s not the tom jones that lives next door he s not the king of bedside manor he hardly even lives there anymore you know he opens up the curtains at the crack of dawn just to see the lovely ladies who have come and gone from the house next door to his house on the lane he consoles himself that he s got his health and he knows he can t complain you know he s not the king of bedside manor he s not the tom jones that lives next door he s not the king of bedside manor he hardly even lives there anymore  he s not the king of bedside manor he s not the king of bedside manor hardly even lives there anymore domo arigato mr roboto domo arigato mr roboto domo domo domo he s not the king he s not the king he s not the king of bedside manor