well i was thumbing through the channels and i saw a sight to see a so called country singer there singing on mtv and i began to think had she ever heard a thing had she ever been to texas where bob wills is still the king ah ha from the houston rodeo to any old dancehall of cowgirls and cowboys know how to have a ball and every night they ll tip a toast to the lone star state where the women are so fine and the music is so great cause i wanna two step to a real dancehall swinger i don t wanna see no wanna be country western singer don t call it country unless you can prove it i want something with a swing to it aw yeah all together now it s a texas thing y all so if you don t understand just drop what you re doing drive here as quick as you can i d even stop in oklahoma if it was up to me cause when it comes to country there ain t none like i wanna two step to a real dancehall swinger i don t wanna see no wanna be country western singer don t call it country unless you can prove it i want something with a swing to it that hip hoppin rappin boy band crap is for the squirrels in san francisco and nashville is making music that sounds like a dadgum disco don t call it country unless you can prove it i want something with a swing to it yes i said don t call it country unless you can prove it i want something with a swing to it that s right 