out east they got heat but we got mosquitoes they got a west coast scene lemme tell ya where the grass grows down south they get so drunk they think they re gonna piddle ah there ain t nowhere to go when you re stuck right in the middle nothing on the left nothing on the right nothing on the left nothing on the right stuck in stuck in the middle stuck in stuck in the middle burgers on the grill oh what a thrill i got a head full of teeth got a pocket full of nothing 17 18 19 21 stuck in the middle lemme tell ya is some fun