in my heaven there ain t no lawyers don t need names on dotted lines folks do business like they oughta a good firm handshake works just fine we feed lawyers to the lions and in my heaven there ain t no children totin loaded guns to school there ain t such thing as peer pressure cause bein who you are is cool we still teach that golden rule in my heaven we hurt no one and no lyin or cryin or dyin young and no one s lonely no one s scared and everyone is welcome there in my heaven in my heaven i can sing like elvis and play guitar like b b king slide a fastball past hank aaron hey now batter batter swing i can do most anything in my heaven we hurt no one and no lyin cryin or dyin young and no one s lonely and no one s scared and everyone is welcome there in my heaven i know that it s god s decision what my heaven s gonna be and i ain t tellin him his business but if he left it up to me  then in my heaven there s football with no referees and in my heaven there s never been an injury in my heaven angels yodel when they sing and in my heaven the fish will bite most anythin in my heaven oh now in my heaven oh in my heaven in my heaven in my heaven in my heaven