i got up this morning and did fifty five press ups dad i brushed my teeth since breakfast and i threw away my playboy that s bad the ferrari s in the garage and i gave it a wash just for you but please don t make me come to the theatre it s so uncool i ll babysit my cousin and i promise not to tease him oh no i ll caress his little haircut and do everything to please him oh i ll watch him like a hawker and in case a fit should seize him but please don t make me come to the theatre it s so grim kevin s a model child always as good as gold kevin is never wild always does as he s told