there s a shed in the backyard and i don t know what s in it but there s a helicopter circling above it i i don t know who s in it and there s some feds at my front door and they re interested in it and their dogs are sniffing my shed but it s locked so that no one can get in it with all this dooming and glooming now my business is booming cause i ve been building bombs and everybody wants one now there s a shed in the backyard i know exactly what is in it cause i m an entrepreneur with a lot on my door and now one ruling minute and this recent heat well it don t mean that i gotta quit it cause i m providing a service and the government s nervous that i m not afraid to admit it with all this dooming and glooming now my business is booming i ve set up shop in my backyard my energizer s killing and everyone knows it cause i ve been building bombs and everybody wants one now the cia and the fbi you know they wanted the same thing i gotta say tonight i wanted to be them yeah i really tried and i m gonna buy her a cake cause i m gonna blow sky high i know that some of my friends look like terrorists and i know that some of them think like that too i know that some of you are afraid of terrorists and i know that some of you are terrorists too van in the backyard and i was sitting in it my only alibi as i was waving goodbye when someone struck a match and lit it and now we re watching from as ill urge my compatriots to keep buying american cause it s a shame to see a business guy like me sitting inside just waiting to die cause i ve been building bombs and everybody wants one