we care a lot about disasters fires floods and killer bees about los angeles falling in the sea about starvation and the food that live aid bought about disease baby rock hudson rock yeah we care a lot about the gamblers and the pushers and the freaks about the people who live off the street about the welfare of all the boys and girls about you people cause we re out to save the world yeah and it s a dirty job but someone s got to do it we care a lot about the army navy air force and marines about the ny sf and lapd about you people about your guns about the wars you re fighting gee that looks like fun we care a lot about the cabbage patch the smurfs and dmc about madonna and we cop for mr t about the little things the bigger things we top about you people yeah you bet we care a lot and it s a dirty job but someone s gotta do it 