i ve never been rejected on a cosmic level but i ve got to think it hurts you ve got a shoulder to cry on and no i don t mind some space dust on my shirt you know i ve always liked you watching you through my seventy millimeter celestron starseeker superpowered telescope i know it s a longshot but ever since seal got hooked up with heidi klum i ve clung to hope so even though we know you re smaller than the earth s moon i still find that i feel your gravitational pull oh what i wouldn t do for a galactic rendezvous you and me where facts meet fantasy pluto i ve never really done this kind of thing before but i was just wondering are you available this tuesday evening you know the forecast is calling for clear skies and i ve got a new power supply for the starseeker meet me in the southwest quadrant 9 30 pm who cares if the solar system doesn t need you they re crazy to think they could get by without you what are they gonna do when they realize that you are with me and you re actually bigger than mercury