when i woke up this morning there was a note upon my door saying don t make me no coffee babe cause i won t be back no more and that s all she wrote dear john i sent your saddle home now jonah got along in the belly of a whale daniel in the lion s den i know a guy that didn t try to get along and he won t get a chance again that s all she wrote dear john i sent your saddle home she didn t forward no address no she never said goodbye all she said was if you get blue just hang your little head and cry that s all she wrote dear john i sent your saddle home now my gal s short and stubby she s mean as she can be if that little old gal of mine ever gets a hold of me well that s all she wrote dear john i fetched your saddle home went down to the bank this morning the cashier said with a grin i m sorry for you little john but your wife has done been in that s all she wrote dear john i sent your saddle home that s all she wrote dear john i sent your saddle home 