this goes out to all the people working day jobs who would quit if it didn t mean the pay stops i just want to play till my brain rots don t know any other way so i take shots yeah i take shots i can drink a hennessy half gallon some call it a problem i call it a talent you gotta balance living that kinda life being that kinda guy working the 9 5 a life of leisure a believer call in sick today hey who s dick do i gotta suck to get a chick fil a that s gay no really though it s time to stop when it comes to girls i m a bull in a vagina shop a fine line to walk do you think its funny bear with me bitch better have my honey crackin brewskies with the broskies we ain t lonely 4 a m we up drunk cooking macaroni fine bologna drinking out a bag of wine shit its wednesday got to get work on time go in drunk be like yo fuck the boss i m something like rick ross with extra sauce call it what you want to call it i m a fucking workaholic okay come up out yo pocket put that money in my wallet call it what you want to call it i m a fucking workaholic its friday i m more excited than rebecca black that s my fun day because mondays are hecka wack hear the record scratch pizza party cowabunga overtime is a waste of time we ain t getting any younger we ain t getting any drunker we hit a plateau chasing chubby chicks i ma dry hump a fat roll man that s so ah fuck it smash bitches we ain t got to work today its half christmas puts some hash in it wanna shmoke a bowl we got recalled cans of four loko bro kick it with the juggalos i m half slizzered call up wally wigger wildin with the rap wizards no scissors punk rock don t cut curls roll a big fat kick back and grub churros we love girls settle for a few slut hoes its a work night dude loose buttholes  call it what you want to call it i m a fucking workaholic okay come up out yo pocket put that money in my wallet call it what you want to call it i m a fucking workaholic somedays you just got to get loose sit on top of tha roof crack a couple of brews and let things go oh oh oh oh oh oh yo yo yo oh oh oh oh oh ohh somedays you just got to get loose sit on top of tha roof crack a couple of brews and let things go this goes out to all the people working day jobs who would quit if it did int mean the pay stops i just want to play till my brain rots don t know any other way so i take shots so i take shots yeah i take shots wanna take shots call it what you want to call it i m a fucking workaholic