you look so good right now dressed to the nines dear that red carpet really brings out your eyes you don t look sad at all i won t even cross your mind as you cross the stage to take your prize you must have taken a class in fading away friend you must have taken a class in drawing folks near i don t got no plan of attack no i just want to pat the back of the heartbreaker of the year you got it in the bag your hometown must be buzzing your mama s probably smiling wiping away proud tears if i wear a sparkling gown can i be the one to crown the heartbreaker of the year you won t find me too drunk at the after party you won t find me in bed drowning in tears i ll be sitting with paper and pen working out the math so it won t happen again so folks like you will never come around here oh you got it in the bag your hometown must be buzzing your mama s probably smiling wiping away proud tears if i wear a sparkling gown can i be the one to crown heartbreaker of the year heartbreaker of the year heartbreaker of the year