the league of the extraordinary nobodies was filmed before a live studio audience i just counted in my head how many people in this room i m talking to that i would never give the time here we are all being vain and looking at ourselves in mirrors very closely nodding straight up in a line all the funny little stories that are told are being fueled by what amounts to nothing more than minor crime but i m a whore and i m exploring territory where the party and the pussy both are numbered with a dime i ve been thinkin that this frozen glow i ve chosen is a candidate to lead me to a very sudden end another room up in the tombs of lovely substance where the grave diggers are shoveling that dirt up in her heads the very fact is that i m sitting here with zombies talking endlessly but couldn t tell you one thing that was said i get surrounded by the friendliest of strangers who would sooner kill themselves than give a fuck if i were dead i just realized the tragedy of this is that her hand is on my leg and she so clearly wants to fuck and though i m wired and i would certainly oblige i can t continue getting high and then confusing it for lust i m not an angel but the baggie we unfolded and just split to give a lick is dripping out me colored rust and you seem nice but i still hate you for the moment cause i m too smart to be open this is artificial trust i ve been noticing the fact that nothing glorious can happen anymore we ve run the gamut of our filth but here i am again pretending spontaneity exists with idiots all lifted out their little gills aren t you disturbed that everything you did tonight is something else you did already and its meaning is still nill and all the people in your presence are just weapons it s as simple as the theory that the dying love to kill everybody everybody everybody everybody everybody here is so alive oh what a night oh what a night oh what a night you would tell me if i was crazy right i ve been wondering how arrogant it is for me to keep doing the things that killed so many that we know i ve been noticing how quickly motherfuckers have the answers to existence just as soon as someone goes we change the channel for a week or so of cleansing and reflecting on ourselves but then it s back to that old show i hear the cackles of the crowd they re laughing at us and we haven t even gotten to the part where it s a joke2