turn off the television turn off the television the late night network tv shows with celebrities smiling in their famous clothes sitting pretty spitting witticisms on success to a cackling clown behind a cardboard desk in the late night talk wars to pacify the truly bored corporations paying through the nose to bring us late night bozos we love the late night talk shows we ve had enough of david so we settle for jay at this point anything different would be ok we ll miss dave s band but we settle for jay we ve had enough of david hello jay but we re laughing less at leno so it s back to dave although jay used to be funny before his talk show host days we re laughing less at leno so it s back to dave our finger s on the button we zap him away it s the late night talk wars get off the couch and live your life to pacify the truly bored turn off the television corporations paying through the nose to sell their useless shit to bring us late night bozos we love the late night talk shows and i can t name one reason why the tired schtick of these two guys should superglue our bloodshot eyes to their expensive suits and their ugly ties remember chevy pat arsenio dennis and jon peppy pop pundits poof where have they gone remember chevy pat arsenio dennis and jon early k o s dave and jay battle on so we re flippin and a floppin between leno and dave hours are lost and fortunes are made let s stop flip floppin between leno and dave turn the tv off and walk away from the late night talk wars get off the couch and live your life to pacify the truly bored turn off the television corporations paying through the nose to sell their useless shit to bring us late night bozos we love the late night talk shows