i take too long to answer telephones i take too long to type my name and record messages but my handwriting is excellent in fact it s second to none none i just got in from somewhere really good they offered me the part of bono and a speaking role with all the merchandise and sunglasses i could ever need need i drive round cities in a chariot i get preferential treatment at the marriott but if the truth be told i m naked under all these clothes i tell you what it is on my mind i only want to be in your record collection whoa i only want to be in your record collection whoa and i ll do anything it takes just to get there my brain is buzzing and the room is strange like the scene in trading places at the stock exchange i made a million overnight in 87 now i m living in my parking space parking space my teeth are bright and my hair is clean i wear paco rabanne like i was charlie sheen but in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold i tell you what it is on my mind i only want to be in your record collection whoa i only want to be in your record collection whoa and i ll do anything it takes just to get there disgusted by all the flashness i think i m a don they think i m an actor but i catch this my two needs are pillow and a mattress once i can fill up the space with a famous actress give me a mil i ll do a dj set i pull spikey with the greet like a cactus show off ego s high you can t match this chauvinistic pig money man tactics i m not as clever as i thought i was it got pointed out to me as i was tying the knot and all i want to know is how i got so far down down i m not as lucky as i thought i was my luck ran out the other day as i was crossing the road who would have thought a truck like that could have caused so much i tell you what it is on my mind i only want to be in your record collection whoa i only want to be in your record collection whoa and i ll do anything it takes just to get there