i write songs for pam from the office cause i think that she s hot a dollar ten worth of gas please cause it s all that i ve got a cellphone with my own ringtone except the speaker is blown i ll bring it back i m in the zone it s like i ve never wanted anything till i saw you but now i m doing everything a boy can do to be as smooth as efron big tv turn it on cause i m a media consumer till now i m hearing rumors that the world has gone insane we ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do i m not nervous cause i know that i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone they said by year 2010 our cars would be flying why the hell am i still grounded then are scientists still trying cause we ve all been mislead we ll just download instead till the entire population s stealing college education from the internet get set cause i ve been doing yoga i will stretch until my stress is gone i probably should have told you i m like an extra on lost so is locke really dead i wonder how we ll get off hey that s what she said she said the world has gone insane we ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do i m not nervous cause i know that i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone  a thousand times i ve come to find disasters that i ve left behind cristal no it s a box of wine now a million plays on my youtube titanic in my netflix cue throw away your rubik s cube you re never gonna figure it out the world has gone insane we ve lost our brains we need a longer vacation and less medication to help us through the crazy we do i m not nervous cause i know that i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone i m not alone