you should take me seriously even though i m soft and little yellow sponge cake on the outside sweet sweet in the middle i m a deep fried deep fried hunk of trans fat and sugar you hear me comin i ain t no singer i m a chorus twinkie he s a twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world i m a twinkie he s a twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world you can t resist me i know you see me by the dolly magazine i m a hostess with the mostest come on little debbie you know i m number one i m a sweet little goodie with a shot oh so long go on put me in a box it s where i belong chorus i m a twinkie he s a twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world a twinkie he s a twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world a twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world a twinkie a little twinkie yeah i m a twinkie in a ding dong world