ok good day this is our christmas part of the album and you can play this at your christmas parties or to yourself on christmas eve if there s nothin else to do good day eh in case you thought like i wasn t on this part oh i guarantee ya you d be on ok so good day this is the christmas part and we re gonna tell ya what to get uh your true love for christmas look out the window where what are ya doin snow hosehead well oh it s the great white north and it s snowing cause it s christmastime hey hoser what here s a quiz quiz for doug ok i have my thinking toque on yeah right what are the twelve days of christmas cause figure it out right christmas is when um the twenty fifth right and what s the twenty fourth christmas eve right so that s two that s two and then what s after that boxing day wrestling day wrestl get out boxing day yeah yeah that s three then what s after that nothin new year s four and what s new year s eve that s five where do ya get twelve uh there s two saturdays and sundays in there that s four so that s nine and three other days which i believe are the mystery days ok this is our christmas song just in case you don t know what to get someone for christmas there s lots of ideas in here so listen and don t get stuck by the way that s me on the organ oh geez you start ok on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a beer on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me two turtle necks and a beer on the third day of christmas my true love gave to me three french toast two turtle necks and a beer there should be more there eh where oh go fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me four pounds of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks and a beer in a tree see you need more oh fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me five golden toques four pound of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks and a beer where in a tree ok on the sixth d go christmas my true love gave to me six packs of two four five golden toques beauty four pounds of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks and a beer in a tree ok on the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me seven pack of smokes nice gift oh six packs of two four five golden toques four pounds of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks and a beer in a tree keep forgetting whew this should just be the two days of christmas it s too hard for us go hoser on the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me eight comic books b d seven packs of smokes six pack of two four b five c five golden toques four pounds of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks all and a beer b d on my tree b yeah that beer is empty ok day um c twelve b twelve d good day and welcome to day twelve all five golden toques four pounds of back bacon three french toast two turtle necks and a beer in a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee d where d you learn to do that b um albums d so like that s our song merry christmas b merry christmas d and good day b good day ha happy new year too d shhh b ok you know what you left out d what b donuts d oh no b i told you to get donuts either on the ninth day or the tenth day or the eleventh day but i want donuts d ok the song s over merry christmas everybody b or on the twelfth day you could ve got me a dozen donuts d so go out to the stores and get some presents b you could ve gone down to like the good donut shops where you buy a dozen you get another one free and then it d be thirteen for the thirteen days of christmas d next christmas you can get me a chain saw b take off d boy that song was a beauty it it moved me b yeah i think it ranks up there with stairway to heaven d what 