quit school when she was seventeen senator on tv calls her welfare queen used to be daddy s little girl now she needs help in this mean ol world buys cassette tapes in the bargain bin loves carlene carter and loretta lynn tries to have fun on a saturday night sunday mornin don t shine too bright its welfare music watch the baby dance to the welfare music will she ever stand a chance takes two to make three but one ain t here still chasin women and drinkin beer says nobody understands how he feels but that don t pay them monthly bills angry fat man on the radio wants to keep his taxes way down low says there oughta be a law angriest man you ever saw welfare music watch the baby dance to the welfare music will she ever stand a chance baby dance circles on the floor round and round just like before baby fall down baby get up baby needs a drink from a cup its welfare music watch the baby dance to the welfare music will she ever stand a chance 1