holland is ruled by midgets the pope owns cbs the subway cars have been equipped with bars and they re cloning rudolph hess samantha fox has gone frigid the president s painted green jesus christ has been frozen in ice but he still makes the scene everybody wants to know what gives but i know where the tarantula lives jim bakker got eaten by wombats the fever s spread to town ol doris day has been taken away has anybody seen my downs popeye got killed in combat donny and marie went punk b f skinner has eaten my dinner there s a body in that trunk everybody wants to know what gives but i know where the tarantula lives uncle bob caught fire the protesters are on strike mr green jeans is acting obscene cause his jello has been spiked honesty is a liar the truth is in the sink auntie bess says i must confess now what do you all think everybody wants to know what gives but i know where the tarantula lives  everybody wants to know what gives but i know where the tarantula lives