there s a lot of ways to die under ireland s sky but the worst way by far might be a bit of a surprise i d rather be knifed in bar or hit by a car than to meet my end lookin in to her eyes and hear the cries of my demise my last goodbyes well she s a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur and she s the evilest thing in this or any world and you better start running if you ever see her she s scuzzy kizoozle curl the homicidal squirrel i was at the county fair and scuzzy kizoozle was there she was slicing through the crowd like a mower mowing lawns i watched the people fall to her razor sharp claws and then she was in my face before i knew what was goin on i raised my arm and tried to run but i was stunned well she s a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur and she s the evilest thing in this or any world and you better start running if you ever see her she s scuzzy kizoozle curl the homicidal squirrel her teeth sank into my arm and everything but pain was gone and i looked down at her blood stained fangs she looked into my eyes and the fear was paralyzin i felt the blood running from my veins and oh the pain and oh the pain and oh the pain  well she s a six ounce ball of blood muscle and fur and she s the evilest thing in this or any world and you better start running if you ever see her she s scuzzy kizoozle curl the homicidal squirrel i m only alive today by god s grace i m the only man who s met with her and lived to tell the tale but i keep my eyes wide she will never be denied until the day i die she ll be there on my trail o er hill and dale through rain and hail she will prevail 