some people might like to get a train to work or drive in in a beemer or a merc some guys like to travel in by bus but i can t be bothered with the fuss today i got to take my bike cause once again the tube s on strike the greedy bastards want extra pay for sitting their arse all day even though they earn 30k so i m standing here in the pouring rain where the fuck s my fucking train london underground they re all lazy fucking useless cunts london underground they re all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all with a rifle all they say is please mind the doors and they learn that on their two day course this job could be done by a four year old they just leave us freezing in the cold what you smell is what you get burger king and piss and sweat you roast to death in the boiling heat with tourists treading on your feet and chewing gum on every seat so don t tell me to mind the gap i want my fucking money back london underground they re all lazy fucking useless cunts london underground they re all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all with a rifle la l la la la l la la the floors are sticky and the seats are damp every platform has a fucking tramp but the drivers get the day off when we re all late for work again london underground wa wa wankers they re all wankers london underground take your oyster card and shove it up your arsehole