it s a story that i think you know but i d like to have this talk before i go i don t get around too much never seen at the shows i want to find someone to smash the stereo because i don t even give a shit anymore so run me out of town i ll find a girl on another coast so ends my problems and you ll just have to make the most someday you ll miss me all soaked in gin and chardonnay alone at the turf club oh oh oh oh oh it s the same song everyday throwing back another beer and pressing replay so who s picked to click and what does it matter at all just ask me who wears the crown it s the thirty something man who only scoffs and frowns he s the one who will decide if you swim or drown and no one is satisfied until you back down it s time to join the club of every has been in town and it will get around i ll find a girl on another coast so ends my problems and you ll just have to make the most someday you ll miss me all soaked in gin and chardonnay alone at the turf club oh oh oh oh oh