yes it s number one it s top of the pops i ve just come in at number 25 i m oh so happy so glad to be alive and everybody says it s going to get to the top life is so easy when your record s hot go tell my mamma and my sister too to press my trousers and polish my shoes i might even end up a rock and roll god it might turn into a steady job my agent said to me son i always told you so now my record s number 11 on the bbc and number seven on the n m e now the melody maker want to interview me and ask about my politics and theories of religion i d like to ask you a little bit about your influences in your career so far ok man now stand over there i wanna nice shot of you all alright alright shot of a lifetime now my record s up to number 3 and a woman recognized me and started to scream this all seems like a crazy dream i ve been invited to a dinner with a prominent queen and now i ve got friends that i thought i never had before it s strange how people want you when your record s high cos when it drops down they just pass you by now my agent just called me on the telephone and said son your record s just got to number one and do you know what this means this means you can earn some real money 1