i left you for so long i m sorry i ll make my comeback now and tell my story of where i was i hope no one was worried you probably thought that i was dating lots of guys or smoking weed one of those is true it s up to you to guess i was born inside modesto cali the highest male voice inside the central valley they laughed at me i kinda looked like dewey my choices were to cry myself to sleep or try to be funny and at 9 years old i got ahold of a camera at 10 plus 1 i started posting vids now it was kinda like a dance it was kinda like a breakdown screamed about metro station hung with all my bros i haven t had the doctor check but i am thinking that my hairline kinda rose and you know some hate comments get to me like the ones that say i was more conventionally attractive when i was 13 18 now i made a pizza backpack did some stand up but i gave it up because of anxiety attacks i was threatened and then i was a meme sir i drove to la no i took an uber and i am so glad my turtle didn t roast in the car but peta don t fret rodeo jones has a happy life she has a basking area i swear i know how to take care of her and for some time it was smooth but something broke it soon shyness depression trump is prez i can t get out of bed no no no no no i can get out of bed i can get out of bed i left you for so long i m sorry i ll make my comeback now and tell my story of what comes next i wanna tease you now some i will make vids i will release an album did you know i now use dry shampoo you ll see me on the street with my clean hair and be like who but i am me still i still go to goodwill for now it s time to film