what business are you in dog eats dog give and take take and giving hands that feed a man s gotta make a living charcoal barbecue station wagon nice dream selling cigarettes and mens magazines and ice cream theres all kinds of hunger pains enzymes and hormones 500 flavors hard drugs and pornos you want it i got it low life high strung i just wanna watch the game and get fat and die young i go to church pay my taxes smile nice wont swear i dont understand your needs and frankly i don t care he wants to be a cowboy and she wants to be an actress i just want to stash some money under my mattress wine and candy fine and dandy old and proper unity community be damned i see a golden opportunity women with hips and brains instead of scrounging for tips and change ships and planes high heel shoes and whips and chains flashy flash watch the birdy trashy trash wash the dirty flashy flash watch the birdy trashy trash wash the dirty mail order fantasies glamour for shipment got a good eye for beauty and some camera equipment my sisters friends call me mr lens im focused the girl next door becomes a goddess like hocus pocus studio lights and bondage gear hangs on coat hooks descriptions of fetishes written down in some notebooks the customer s always right even if you say it s wrong i dont always ask questions and the girls just play along venus in furs black nylon go go boots theres always an exuberant mood at the photo shoots handcuffs and harnesses whatever else if it pleases plus some 8 mm films of some strip teases two pretty girls in broad daylight they might play fight and tie each other up if the pays right senators and next door neighbors its a funny biz not saying that i like it its just where the money flashy flash watch the birdy trashy trash wash the dirty  tore up the rule book flaunted convention undaunted drew some unwanted attention weirdos and do gooders big shots and minimals women with serious problems and criminals fifty thousand names on the mailing list estimated under attack being tested and investigated juvenile delinquency my ass what is this shit fought by some of the same men that i do business with they focus on the negatives treating us like common crooks im an artist goddammit they said the same thing about comic books who could have guessed it created a mob scene the demand is undeniable but they say its obscene spread eagle american beauty stranger and splendid major offended naked as nature intended leaves a bad taste in some peoples mouths maybe bitter dont want your manure im an entrepreneur not a babysitter 