i ve been high for over ten thousand years i picked up the habit from some burnt out peers i started out with just a little bit but now i find that i just can t quit i smoke spliffs blunts joints and bowls i smoke so much weed i can t read my scrolls i ve hot boxed the dungeon with an old bug bear smoke fillin up our brains like an electric chair paranoid i ve got a spell ready to cast won t feel my fury if you puff puff pass always smokin on the wizard wi wizard i got that wizard weed always smokin on the wizard wi wizard i got that wizard weed no i never leave the tower without it no i never ride my dragon without it no i never fuck a maiden without it pass it here cause i m bout it shit i blow a boat through bilbo s o s exhale the chest and feel it yo sit back for a minute let the beat sink in whatchyouthinkn ready to blaze on a little olde tobey got a little extra for a little old homie then pack it up smoke fill it up again then pack it up smoke fill it up again i m puffin on that wizard weed it s all a wizard really need that southern star that tobey green that westman s weed man i sell the shit but i never smoke the shit cause everytime i smoke that shit i m not about my wits this elf rolled up on me like he was rough he said you got some shit i said i got enough so i pulled out the brick of that purple magic then his pistol went click he said thanks i ll have it but before he grabbed it my staff i jabbed it right into his dicks and then spit my automatic wooooooo close calls ain t my thing but jiggy s got that itchy trigger finger maintained but what if i didn t i d be dead in the ground shit i m playin kids man i m high right now 