red lipstick on my blue collar an her number in maybelline black eye liner written on a napkin in my back pocket she found it right there right before she washed it well i started back steppin stumblin stutterin tellin her where i d been an how she was just a friend she said you know i know that ain t the truth but if that s the story you re stickin to well you can stick it where the sun don t shine gonna take her advice an hitch me a ride we ll drive back to that waterin hole where the cold beer flows an the cuervo s gold suck a little salt n lime under that neon light gonna take my sorry behind an stick it where the sun don t shine have me a good time got a call from woodrow hey bro you re wardrobe s throwed all over the lawn there s a lot of black smoke comin from your bass boat an your ol lady s cussin an a carryin on so i told woodrow put her on the cell phone he said i can t bro she s got me in a choke hold doin that tie bro i think she broke my elbow hello woodrow hello oh is that you baby do what she said stick it where the sun don t shine gonna take her advice an stay all night sit back down at this waterin hole where the cold beer flows an the cuervo s gold suck a little salt n lime under that neon light gonna take my sorry behind an stick it where the sun don t shine an have me a good time she said stick it where the sun don t shine gonna take her advice an stay all night sit back down at this waterin hole where the cold beer flows an the cuervo s gold suck a little salt n lime under that neon light gonna take my sorry behind an stick it where the sun don t shine an have me a good time  stick it where the sun don t shine hey bartender want you to pour me another one an make it real strong i bet ol woodrow should be here any minute now he s gonna need one too ah hell just bring me the whole bottle looks like i m gonna be here a while there s woodrow now oh damn man that looks bad whoo your elbow supposed to bend that way hey brother did you get all my clothes i might need a place to stay to stay for a while she s damn tough ain t she stick it where the sun don t shine yeah