you think you re a big deal with that guitar in your hand but you ll never be parsons earle or van zandt there s one like you on every corner of this town your songs all feel like whiskey watered down i liked the way you looked at me and the way you tipped your head i grew tired of seeing you at the bottom of an empty glass there s one like you on every corner of this town loving you s like drinking whiskey watered down cause nothing about you packs a punch and i know that loving you won t ever get me drunk so i packed my bags and i turned my heart around cause there s nothing i need less than whiskey watered down sometimes all you want is just a simple song there ain t no shame in loving just to see if it won t go wrong so i ve been searching high and low and all around this town for something that won t feel like whiskey watered down cause nothing about you packs a punch and i know that loving you won t ever get me drunk so i packed my bags and i turned my heart around cause there s nothing i need less than whiskey watered down