two kids get married same old thing folks congratulate you church bells ring who s got the ring who s gonna pay the priest get your name in the paper picture or two at least at the reception all the old records play where you gonna live are you gonna take her away in a corner my new nephew s showin me his knife you swore that you d love her for the rest of your life went to kiss you at the altar we bumped heads honeymoon night we figured we best shake on it instead dressed kinda funny laughin we hop in bed you can wear it on your feet you can wear it on your head come mornin my new family s sitting on the front porch swing smilin kinda funny nobody says a thing my new brother in law s throwin a football he tosses me a pass we all sit down at the front stoop everybody happy at last