a is for aerith stabbed right through the tummy b is for bowser whose bridgework was crummy c is for crono or was that his double d is for dhalsim who had yoga trouble e is for ecco and he was delicious f is for frogger who got too ambitious g is for ganon who gained too much weight h is for heavy whose sandvich was bait game over game over everyone s game ends eventually game over game over let s count the ways from a to z i is for ice man whose best friend was hot j is for jim whom the early bird caught k is for kirby popped like a balloon l is for link who was crushed by the moon m is for mario faulty transmission n is for navi why wouldn t they listen o is for old man who needed that sword p is for pac man who blinky adored game over game over everyone s game ends eventually game over game over let s count the ways from a to z q is for q bert who fell down the stairs r is for rayman since nobody cares s is for sonic who needed some air t is for tails who also was there u is for ultros done in by chlorine v is for voldo whose shave was too clean w is for wario with too many wares x is for x assaulted by bears y is for yoshi who had a bad friend z is for zelda who wished for the end game over game over video games have their own abc s game over game over next time won t you sing with me 1