he walks into town with his head held high and people gaze in awe as he walks by he doesn t have much money doesn t need any friends cause what he has on his face makes him a king among men and whereever he goes everyone knows he s the man the man the man and whereever he is everyone says damn damn damn that s a nice beard he spends all of his days laughing and stroking his face he s in a state of constant bliss because his beard is so great he doesn t pay taxes he doesn t give way all he does is have a beard and that s okay and when he s around everyone in the crowd shakes his hand his hand his hand and when he is near everyone cheers damn damn damn that s a nice beard damn that s a nice beard it flows from his face and it sways in the breeze majestic and proud as a ship on the seas and they all agree that damn that s a nice beard he looks at the world and smiles to himself his beard has brought him more joy than love or success or wealth he s not worried about dying cause he knows this for sure that the legend of his beard will live forevermore that s a nice beard damn that s a nice beard it hangs down so low that it covers his feet he s applauded whenever he trips in the street and the people he meets all say damn that s a nice beard damn aw damn oh oh yeah oh damn damn damn damn damn that s a nice beard beards
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