oh mommy i ain t no commie i m just doing what i can to live the good old all american way it says right there in the constitution it s really a ok to have a revolution when the leaders that you choose really don t fit the shoes oh mister i ain t no sister i believe in the bill of rights come on don t you start a fight please i like to wear my hair long how can there be anything wrong when you ve already accused me twice of looking like jesus christ hallelujah i m only gettin tired of playing punch and judy i m really half a mind to go and do my duty like mr patrick henry said i got to be free or dead mr nixon i ain t a fixin to speak spanish on a plane or polish off the liberty bell i just wanna sit here on the shelf and watch you finish off the place by yourself please let me do what i wanna i ll just lay around the house and smoke marijuana ooh it says right there in the constitution it s really a ok to have a revolution when the leader that you made just don t make the grade oh mommy i ain t no commie but i hate to bust your bubble cause there s gonna be some trouble soon