well i got a bad liver and a broken heart yeah i drunk me a river since you tore me apart and i don t have a drinking problem cept when i can t get a drink i wish you d a known her we were quite a pair she was sharp as a razor and soft as a prayer so welcome to the continuing saga she was my better half and i was just a dog and so here am i slumped i ve been chipped and i ve been chumped on my stool so buy this fool some spirits and libations it s these railroad station bars and all these conductors and the porters and i m all out of quarters and this epitaph is the aftermath yeah i choose my path hey come on kath he s a lawyer he ain t the one for ya no the moon ain t romantic it s intimidating as hell and some guy s trying to sell me a watch so i ll meet you at the bottom of a bottle of bargain scotch i got me a bottle and a dream it s so maudlin it seems you can name your poison go on ahead and make some noise i ain t sentimental this ain t a purchase it s a rental and it s purgatory and hey what s your story well i don t even care cause i got my own double cross to bear well i ll see your red label and i ll raise you one more and you can pour me a cab i just can t drink no more cause it don t douse the flames that are started by dames it ain t like asbestos it don t do nothing but rest us assured and substantiate the rumors that you ve heard