it was awkward like f minor the first time i saw you naked thought you found jesus in me while i lied there faking you told your mama i was coming late again again again again my brain has a mind of its own i don t know which way it goes party humor be my human be my savior laugh at my jokes i ve been on good behavior may seem filthy sister calls me little brother dirty dancing is my mexico fun i m a dyke dated guys ain t a crime won t apologize for my tribe you should let me cut your hair to make you look a little better they ll be barking up your tree mary allison and heather oh be my friend or hate my guts it doesn t matter we re all fucked my brain has a mind of its own i don t know which way it goes i was california dreaming american dream s deceiving east coast leaving weekend heathen contemplation admiration salivation masturbation four step friday night i m a dyke dated guys ain t a crime won t apologize for my tribe i ain t the man i could have been on the east coast i ain t the man i should have been on the east coast i am the man i could have been on the east coast i ain t the man i should have been on the east coast i am the man i could ve been burned bridge builder got thrown off kilter brightened up my filter so i wouldn t kill her or be sadistic by those ballistic or become a statistic i m a dyke dated guys ain t a crime won t apologize for my tribe