1 2 1 2 come on home the straw runs down his arm and leg under the carpet out to the keg a secret party tonight at point loma and the hate in your heart you re hiding well but the booze on your breath is easy to smell there s a six pack to hide on the oral u side let s drive through oklahoma and hide the beer the pastor s here hide the beer think of your career he might find out that we re human beings bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin she had a beer as an evening snack when the scripture man planned a sneak attack suspension s the buzz out at wheaton as she packed her bags and gathered her books scripture man gave her that lustful look yes lust is his brew but no one sees through his minty fresh breath ain t reeking when the coast is clear you can kiss me dear together we ll have hell to pay so wear a beard the pastor s here put the r rated movie away yeah hide the beer the pastor s here hide the beer think of your career he might find out that we re human beings bring us all down to the wrack and the ruin  hide the beer biola hide the beer bethel wear a beard westmont hide the beer calvin college hide the beer azusa pacific hide the beer liberty baptist hide the beer san jose bible college hide the beer bob jones hide the beer taylor u hide the beer california baptist hide the beer gordon college hide the beer calvin klein hide the beer george fox moody bible institute seattle pacific baylor smu pacific christian jimmy swaggart u john brown anderson eastern mennonite fort wayne bible grand rapids baptist greenville grove city nyack trevecca nazarene multnomah school of the bible inland empire school of the bible philadelphia college of the bible whitworth spring arbor and south and northwestern northwestern 