hey old lady why you treat me so mean meanest old lady that ive ever seen you know if meanness was royal baby youd be the queen and i could be your jester hey old lady why you treat me so bad meanest old lady ive ever had i try to make you laugh its only making you mad your sign must be do not enter mmm oh oh my queen wont you please wont you please wont you please love me mmm oh oh my queen wont you please wont you please wont you please love me you sell a kiss for a nickel two for a dime four for a quarter if youre a friend of mine you know i want your love i got to get in line stand and place my order low cut dress and those high heel shoes you paint your face and you give me the blues i had to rob a bank just to pay your dues please let me cross your border mmm oh oh my queen wont you please wont you please wont you please love me mmm oh oh my queen wont you please wont you please wont you please love me hey old lady why you treat me so mean meanest old lady that ive ever seen you know if meanness was royal baby youd be the queen and i could be your jester