fz alright now this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby and i was introduced to a man named sting who i d never met before and he s a very nice man and he came to the show tonight and i just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and i said how would you mr sting like to come up on stage and perform with us now sting how s it s not in my nature to kick a man when he s down when i saw the first part of the show i realised i had to come up here and tell you something well four years ago jimmy swaggart said this about me he said this here song by the police murder by numbers was written by satan performed by the sons of satan beelzebub lucifer the horned one i wrote the fuckin song alright once that you ve decided on a killing first you make a stone of your heart if you find that your hands are still willing then you can turn a murder into art there really isn t any need for bloodshed you just do it with a little more finesse if you can slip a tablet into someone s coffee then it avoids an awful lot of mess because it s murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc now if you have a taste for this experience and you re flushed with your very first success then you must try a twosome or a threesome and you ll find your conscience bothers you much less because a murder is like anything you take to it s a habit forming need for more and more you can bump off every member of your family and anybody else you find a bore because it s murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc i said murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc murder by numbers one two three it s as easy to learn as your abc murder by numbers a b c d e fz mr sting ladies and gentlemen mr sting ike sting fz thank you murder by numbers and then suddenly