sonny you borrow my car and then you give her the test c anello what the mario test sonny mario mario s a fucking psycho it s 1986 i m in the first grade i m working really hard to get mario laid i gotta save the princess so he can get the pussy believe me mario would get that ass so fuck luigi mario really wants to get her in bed so bad that he s busting up bricks with his head he just wants sex so forget the wedding bells jumpin on little mushroom men and turtle shells dropping down green pipes and secret passageways makin his move to the end where the final castle lays eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher eat a white flower and spit balls of fire all these creatures that attack him cut mario slack oh shit hold on i ll be right back i m gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer it s gotta be hard to get laid if you re a plumber that s why i m gonna work extra hard for my man and get him to the end so he can stop using his hand mario doesn t wanna get hit he ll shrink princess won t fuck a little kid i think so stay grown and attend to your own and eventually the princess will attend to your bone  save the princess quick because she wants a dick and if you let her free you get the pussy save the princess quick because she wants a dick and if you let her free you get the pussy bowser s tryna get head right now from the princess but if it s up to me that shit ll stop this instance cloud people throwing little spike animals green plants with teeth that attack like cannibals i heard nobody yet running the princess s oven and mario always says virgins i love em i hate the koopa troopas so i m gonna run up and jump on the back of their shells till i get 1 up i m gonna keep playing and i m never gonna quit cause some kid in school told me you could see the princess tits i wanna beat it before any of my friends do so i can say i put pussy upon mario s menu at the end of each level i jump and get the flag and say to myself another castle in the bag i hope bowser s ready cause he s in for a ride and mario s serious when it comes to homicide the princess is a freak even though she has class mario will take a plunger and put it in her ass i hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly and i hate platforms that fall out from below me it s all worthwhile just to see mario smile standing next to the princess buck naked profile that s why it s my crusade to get mario laid super mario brothers best game ever made save the princess quick because she wants a dick and if you let her free you get the pussy save the princess quick because she wants a dick and if you let her free you get the pussy1