cuddle and wait a huddle on the floor cool cats all in a muddle at the door what a bore badger just scored barking in the dark face like they re basking each other she s a dark princess she doesn t really need this she s wearing a vivienne westwood do you mind if i kiss you have a little cuddle there s no way that s gonna go silly little rave queen mumbling dirty options sitting on my lap who am i the sort of chap watching you dance a bit scared now  then badgers snuggling up with ambitions breaking my love and all the posh girls are laughing and i ve got to think quick who am i who am i so the taxi drives off into the mystic and i bid farewell to you i m stuck a badger and his crew lowing it down in poetry will i sit on this fence forever acceptable living surely not you well you were never there in the first place were you 