toto i don t think we re in kansas anymore i was walking up broadway you know and there s this incredible looking swedish girl having a cappuccino across the street from lincoln center i started talking to her you know and she said her name was lola her english wasn t too good you know but we wound up spending about 5 hours together just hanging out you know so we go back to my place we get high and we get really into each other man it was love about to happen i m serious and then all of a sudden she gets up and she says she says hey i really gotta leave damn a e i o u sometimes y there are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects it s amazing we communicate at all languages and dialects with this one thing in common a e i o u sometimes y a e i o u sometimes y ahh a e i o u a e i o u so you know i was really flipped out you know and she asked me if i m angry or something i said of course i m angry man this isn t high school or anything you know so i m feeling really cavalier and i say ah call me you know if you want to huh yeah call me if you want to so she rang me up and she says hey do you wanna go out huh do i wanna go out a e i o u sometimes y a e i o u sometimes y operator operator what s happening operator mommy mommy mommy where are you mommy i can t see you i can t see you mommy all artists potentially are the victims of their desire to be unique just observe it don t fight it work it work it work it yeah she took me home man she threw me all around the room man i mean this chick was really hot she was nice to me you know she let me keep on my cowboy boots and everything she was alright oh oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah oh oh oh oh oh i dare you to play this record i dare you to play this record a e i o u sometimes y a e i o u sometimes y a e i o u sometimes y anyway so she took me home and she splattered my brains i told her i wouldn t sleep with her friends she doesn t sleep with my friends anything else you do you know don t you tell me yeah lola lola lola lola