late at night clefairy does a dance loves to prance wears your pants as clefairies do eats your sweets and throws your underwear everywhere coats your chair s seat in crazy glue just for fun clefairy makes a beard gets it smeared acting weird s what clefairies do raves in the halls painting the walls hundreds of scrawls of the moon baking with clefairy hiding in laundry bins take a swim peeing on the floor sitting on your stove top butt enflamed run away dousing flames fluffy burnt s more under beds clefairy eats your shoes drinks your booze takes a snooze drinks a little more wish him goodnight lock your door tight now you think like clefairies do 