yo i m commander shepard the man with the method to brandish a weapon and then handle the geth with it i m an effortless hero my rhymes shine brighter than element zero bringing more fire than emperor nero it s the end of an era yo there s something mysterious with saren arterius committing violence against nihlus i m furious i ll chase him from place to place base to base until we re face to face i m serious from the sirius relay to artemis tau i ll tighten the net i m not far from him now i ll fight all the geth till that bastard is found and leave his heart in the ground i m the southpaw outlaw scoundrel bringing down more tools than a whole ground force listen out now fool it s pretty damn doubtful that i ll be sitting down with the citadel council the reapers are keen to bring about your downfall so me and my team are about to flout laws i ll introduce you to the whole of my party garrus liara t soni and tali wrex kaidan ashley joker the army you roll with an asari older than atari a krogan that ll leave you cold within a heartbeat my teams hotter than a stolen ferrari can a volus go shoulder to shoulder with me hardly my ship s seen off more foes than a somali s so we re going on safari to the far reaches it ll be gnarly seeing stranger creations than dali and breaking more faces than arnie mass effect two blown to pieces and reassembled i don t believe this it s bleeding mental but then again with theses credentials can they be blamed for believing me essential i don t wanna be nervously lunching with cerberus i d prefer to be punching a journalist souping up all my guns for the skirmishes in which i ll puncture the firmament permanent i m bringing a lyrical mass effect my skill it d kill a billion million massive geth commander shepard s formidable syllables hitting the pinnacle it is a miracle that commands mass respect incontestable i m a professional but my new boss is less than respectable so you better cover up your testicles cos my next method s something of a spectacle more fresh and raw than a vegetable coming from the underground with the hunger of a thresher maw i leave the rachni with a black eye slap pyjak with a backhand never act nice rap lines sharper than a cacti or the bite of a varren on a barren planet baptised in flame rise again in fact i m insane providing pain back from the afterlife packing an appetite to invade this isn t a driving range but i leave you with eighteen holes inside of your brain like a swiss cheese bitch please you ll disbelieve the manner in which i kick frees bringing sci fi to your hi fi is the highlight of your lifetime with ease this is just the beginning