like everybody else i like a night on the town i love a bellavino when the sun goes down but unfortunately one thing has led to another yes it has i ve struggled more than once to put the key in the door fallen flat on my face on the disco floor but if i die i m gonna die laughing now listen i ve sung and i ve danced on the streets of pari discovered my trousers up an old oak tree i ve walked half naked through the hotel continental but you know what well i m glad i did what i did when i did it make no mistake about that and i m glad i said what i said when i said it oh yeah it was the drink that made me do it i know sometimes i blew it it was the drink that made me do it every time every time i ve spent a lot fandango and i ve lost my socks even spent the night in a telephone box i m a sucker when i hear one more for the road i ve woken up with women that i hardly knew wine is the cause of silly tattoos i ve raised hell where hell didn t need no raising but i m glad i did what i did when i did it make no mistake about that and i m glad i said what i said when i said it oh yeah it was the drink that made me do it sometimes i guess i blew it it was the drink that made me do it every time oh yeah aah yeah  so the moral of the story stick to tea and cakes if you take to the drinking you re gonna make mistakes i wouldn t change a thing if i could do it again no i wouldn t it was the drink that made me do it sometimes i knew i blew it it was the drink that made me do it every time every time oh yeah blame the drink