too old too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s gettin too old he s done got too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore when i was young i had a lotta pep i could get around didn t need no help but now you re old and a gettin gray the people all look at you and say too old too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s gettin too old he s done got too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore i used to could jump just like a deer but now you need a new landing gear i used to could jump a picket fence but now you re lucky if you jump an inch too old too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s gettin too old he s done got too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore when i was young i had an automobile now they push you around in a chair with wheels i had to fight the gals off with a stick but now they say he makes me sick too old too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s gettin too old he s done got too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore  when i was young and in my prime the gals all used to stand in line but now they go the other way and as they leave i hear them say too old too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s gettin too old he s done got too old he s too old to cut the mustard anymore he s too old to cut the mustard anymore