time is running out youve got to act now stay one step ahead of that moronic text somehow theres no turning back here in the danger zone youve got to manually delete that text from that dudes cell phone thank you officers good luck rebecca it s a textmergency baby cant you see textmergency that term just occurred to me its gonna catch on instantly wait what about textastrophe that sounds better to me textastrophe that could really spread virally i prefer textmergency i accidentally texted my mother in law a picture of my erection i once group texted my whole staff about my yeast infection exactly its so relatable thats why i coined the phrase textastrophe thats the meme dont you agree all due respect textmergency is the better term miss c hmmm i wanna go with textastrophe i already put it on urban dictionary you fools it doesnt matter what its called thats right its me the ghost of steve jobs what matters is that i control your lives from the grave technology is slowly alienating everyone from their loved onesha ha ha ha ha and when you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it immediately destroys your life thats called a  messagepocalypse get out of here steve jobs guys what about that lawyer chick weve gotten really off track shes searching for the spare key looked under the mat its clearly hidden in that owl look in that flower pot hurry hurry up and check that buddha sconce check the buddha sconce check the buddha sconce she did it now she can delete the text she wont need to come up with a textcuse texplanation textmergency just flows no dude textastrophe its what it is dude shes totally right textscuse me 