there was this one time not too long ago i saw this one girl that made my heart explode she wasn t like the rest no she wasn t a ho if i made her my girl my life would be whole i ve never spoken to her not even a word i know that you re thinking that sounds absurd but believe me i ve tried but to no avail when i flirt with girls i always fail boxman boxman boxman can t get a girlfriend he s trying real hard but he can t get a girlfriend boxman boxman boxman can t get a girlfriend he s trying real hard but he can t get a girlfriend it s about time that i face my fears or i ll regret this for years and years man i m so nervous i think i might hurl hey there boxman my name is pretty girl oh wait i m sorry i m not good at this you smell that it smells like piss oh god excuse me just ignore the pee will you please go on a date with me boxman boxman boxman just got a girlfriend even after pissing his pants boxman just got a girlfriend boxman boxman boxman just got a girlfriend even after pissing his pants boxman just got a girlfriend why you with a box when you re lookin so hot you know that kind of thing will get you shot humans and boxes just don t intertwine i could have you arrested for this crime what s wrong with you man it s the 21st century why you gotta go and act so elementary i m human inside although it doesn t show come on baby let s go i m not gonna let people bring me down now that s just something that i won t allow i taught myself that i should just walk away but then i always throw boiling water in their face if there s something that i ve learned from all this it s that love is not about a kiss or chocolates but sticking together through thick and thin and if someone s a dick throw hot water on him  boxman boxman boxman has got a girlfriend he s wanted for attempted murder but he still has a girlfriend boxman boxman boxman has got a girlfriend he s wanted for attempted murder but he still has a girlfriend boxman boxman boxman has got a girlfriend boxman boxman boxman has got a boyfriend 