tony tony tony only had a couple but he s had a fair few shots and he starts to swear a lot but she hasn t bared a drop and thus everyone stares too much cor blimey see that bird take a good look at her skirt oh me word i can see heaven take me far from earth i ll have some of that love how much are you worth no i m not being tricky love this glass is me first now how about a score ok then 25 why did you slap me for i was trying a be kind go get your boyfriend then i ain t gonna run so what if he s a boxer i m already numb now out of the way its me turn same again son what did you say cunt i ll tell you when i m done i m drunk you re flippin drunk in fact you re raw some come on then lets have it then now where the hells me gun oh you all think it s a joke well lets just see when i count to three you will all respect me dead bag i tony everyone knows me what s wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet mike excuse me can i have a word outside if you please tony what if i refuse what are you gonna do geez mike oi lets cut to the chase did you disrespect me stace tony oh you mean that slag she s a bloody disgrace i offered her 25 and she slapped me in me face i mean would you believe it ted right in me face she s lucky she didn t get put right in her place that s it i ve had enough outside come on lets go now teddy listen bruv that s enough i ll put it blunt you re looking like a cunt breathe in breathe out or you ll end up in the back of the meatvan like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice causing trouble in the venue what you trying to make the 10 o clock news no no don t talk your ignorance will be a downfall what you gotta shout loud for embarrassing yourself when you re outdoors talking like you got big balls gritting your teeth like a pitbull looking like you re gonna be sick dude check yourself mate you re a mitchell please excuse my brother he s got too much booze in his bladder giving you all the chitter chatter getting all rude in a geezer manner please accept my apologies on his behalf and i don t think that he really meant to squeeze your arse but he was being an idiot that i can t deny i must admit that he was out of line and he pushed it just a little bit but what about you though showing off flesh like a sumo your skirts up too high and your top s cut too low and there s your boyfriend acting like a boss kinda like hugo put yourself in my brother s shoes mate what if it was you bro lets just all get along do a little dance to some songs forget about this nonsense we can all move on  tony tony tony only had a couple 