i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i d rather be dead than wet my bed i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i said dead than wet my bed oh i d rather be gone than carry on i d rather go away than feel this way oh i d rather be there where you haven t got a care and you re better off dead though it doesn t seem fair oh i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i d rather be dead than wet my bed i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i d rather be dead than wet my bed  i d rather keep my health and dress myself but you re better off dead than sitting on a shelf i ll tie my tie til the day i die but if i have to be fed then i d rather be dead and when he takes my hand on the very last day i will understand because it s better that way oh it s nice to be alive when the dream comes true you ll be better off dead it could happen to you i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i d rather be dead than wet my bed i d rather be dead i d rather be dead i d rather be dead than wet my bed alright give yourselves a big hand 