the women of this family seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed rested and attractive at dinnertime for you they live in a quiet monastery for you they wear whatever you want them to as long as it is short they count to ten when you tell them how to drive and when they re afraid they let you speak for them all hail the king of intimidation model of good christian behavior for you we wax nostalgic ened our legs for you we d chew our nails if we had any left buy fake ones to do it we counted to ten temporarily something about how you talk down to me all hail the king of intimidation model of good christian behavior the room of compromise is full and apparently you don t want some there s only so much we can do to make your rest assured i am single i am weary you re just jealous you re just confused you re just hungry you re missing out you re not healthy you re a pity  all hail the king of intimidation model of good christian behavior he knows not of what he has wrongly done forgive his ignorant behavior you are tortured you are captured you are busted we were silent you attested you knew better you are lonely was it worth it la la la2