a is for angry which is what you are at me a is for adult which is what i ll never be a is for applesauce my favorite meal a is for adam which is how i sometimes feel like i m the only man on earth and i ve forgotten what that s worth a is for arthur he s a lovable drunk a m and azing like thelonious monk a is for argument a is for apparent a is for antagonism that s not even there and it s just you begging for attention or something i won t even mention and i don t even know why you keep on trying like i don t even know why i keep on lying there are millions of people in worlds of their own and two of them can t let go a is for algebra i learned it in school a is what fonzie said cause he was very cool a is for adversary a is for affection a is arousal you are giving me an erection come on i m trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour i met a woman i used to know long before you long ago all i could say after hello was are you still single a is for attitude i can t help but wield a is for arrogance emotional shield a is for acting a is for abhorrently a is for asshole which is what i am how rude of me i owe you an apology i m sorry 