oh lord it s hard to be humble when you re perfect in every way i can t wait to look in the mirror cause i get better loking each day to know me is to love me i must be a hell of a man oh lord it s hard to be humble but i m doing the best that i can i used to have a girlfriend but she just couldn t compete with all of these love starved women who keep clamoring at my feet well i prob ly could find me another but i guess they re all in awe of me who cares i never get lonesome cause i treasure my own company oh lord it s hard to be humble when you re perfect in every way i can t wait to look in the mirror cause i get better looking each day to know me is to love me i must be a hell of a man oh lord it s hard to be humble but i m doing the best that i can i guess you could say i m a loner a cowboy outlaw tough and proud i could have lots of friends if i want to but then i wouldn t stand out from the crowd some folks say that i m egotistical hell i don t even know what that means i guess it has something to do with the way that i fill out my skin tight blue jeans oh lord it s hard to be humble when you re perfect in every way i can t wait to look in the mirror cause i get better looking each day to know me is to love me i must be a hell of a man oh lord it s hard to be humble but i m doing the best that i can we re doing the best that we can