i ma blast your brains talking full on sex i got a porcupine called zazoom he leaves his scent on people s graves i had a cold one time then i licked myself why don t y all just float off now you re useless i need a woman with a benz looking to lose it i ate the cookie then i gave it back to benny there she go now watch me flow oh the night is young now baby we could shoot a russian unicorn we ll probably do it on the couch while my roomie s out hiking so take if off and bite your tongue and hope my roommate don t come home a hot pocket for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week i wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato we re here for too long we gotta run ok and trick those monsters so that they don t shoot my left nut i know you ain t a bitch cuz girl you kill it i pee peed in your glove and soon you ll start to smell it if your body s a secret girl then you about to spill it when i count to three dismount oh the night is young now baby we could shoot a russian unicorn we ll probably do it on the couch while my roomie s out hiking so take if off and bite your tongue i think that i ought to confess i drink fire water but i don t want the keys to your van what i need is a rare vermillion ukrainian unicorn we can shoot a unicorn girl i know you ll like the horn and i m gonna keep you warm till you wake up in the morning i know you ain t a bitch oops i didn t mean to do that i just want to say i should not have ate those cajun rice and beans the guy behind you just soiled his underwear oh umm maybe you did it hey that s ok girl them strawberries look juicy oh the night is young now baby we could shoot a russian unicorn we ll probably do it on the couch while my roomie s out hiking so take if off and bite your tongue and hope my roommate don t come home bite your tongue and hope my roommate don t come home i got your barbie zucchini happy monsoon day and you promised you d lick it i m gonna save a mental kitty i poisoned my dog so he can t keep chasing that baby giraffe