wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut i got a nasty rash probably from wearing this gross used jacket front pocket just found a used condom guess i should ve washed it walkin into the club like wait what i think that i m lost i m messed up and smell like piss from the thrift shop wipe the dandruff with so much swagger the people like damn that s a gross ass cracker wearing these used panties hope you don t get a disease who gives a shit got em with these shoes super cheap those really stink said a girl sitting next to me you look like you re homeless and what is that on your jeans jizzzz but hey pretty sure it s aids free they had a bloody sweater i bought a bloody sweater since i ve been wearing it my stomach is starting to hurt hello hello my shin s turning yellow oh that s the hepatitis it comes with all of the clothes now i m feeling real sick gonna puke on my toes the sneakers head will be like ah not on the velcros  i don t know where i am does someone knows how to get to mcdonalds i got lost now i m in the thrift shop this is fucking awful i can help you with that i just found a big mac in my back pocket oh neato i also found a needle this tastes fucking awful what you know about having a really bad hair do what you know about getting crabs from my hat dude i m diggin i m diggin i m searchin right through this dumpster this dead cat would go perfect with my shirt thank your grandad for donating his old dirty dentures even though my mouth really hurts are you okay man i think you should see a doctor nah i ll be fine i don t need no god damn doctor my hands are turning black i can t feel my nut sack i got gonorrhea and the clap oh man it stings like a mothafucka i think the bugs are biting in this mothafucka okay honestly dude stop saying mothafucka i just lost all my feelings in my legs now i can t walk so i m crawlin on the damn ground stop playing saxophone and help me get back up so i can go back to the club and show off my clothes dude you re bleeding from your nose your mouth is full of foam i don t care man let s go macklemore looks like ass i think he needs a thrift shop intervention he is green and he is seizuring we need to talk to him we think you need rehab this is getting real bad stop buying diseased clothes from the thrift shop down the road but they re incredible and they blahblahblah he needs a hospital lets take him it s down the road where my arms and legs go we cut off all your limbs they were infected from the gross clothes you bought you almost died you re lucky to be alive yo where s the nearest thrift shop you know there s actually one right down the road dude thanks man hella dope parody by the way dude was that macklemore 1