the boy from the border just left his school no more shame for acting the fool all day he followed the water shooting the breeze dancing on the banks of a reverie ballroom kid circular motion the ballroom kid oh yeah ballroom kid from ocean to ocean he s wandering the land he s gonna be your ballroom man a life in the ballroom has made him a star painted gangsters worship him near and far the most glamorous bandit that you ve ever met he ll kill you slowly after a pirouette ballroom kid coming to get you the ballroom kid beware ballroom kid willing to bet ya you haven t a prayer he ll meet you in the ballroom dear it s the bitch from the ballroom bang bang bang bang bang had you ever seen a wicked ballerina til the kid took your brain away ballroom kid riding the ranges the ballroom kid on the move the ballroom kid he s gonna tango into your saloon ballroom kid painting his fingernails ballroom kid being bad ballroom kid a shift and a trigger is all that he has ballroom kid coming to get you the ballroom kid oh yeah the ballroom kid he ll never forget you so strike up the band he s gonna be your ballroom man 