alright this is a nursery rhyme polka and there s lots of bands these days getting requests for nursery rhyme polkas but we re the only band i know that does one this is a song called the window and the way this works is this keith is gonna sing a nursery rhyme then i m gonna sing a nursery rhyme and then we ll take requests from the audience ezra there is no audience so pretend georgie porgie pudding and pie kissed the girls and made em cry when the boys came out to play they threw him out the window the window the window they threw him out the window when the boys came out to play they threw him out the window your turn humpty dumty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men they threw him out the window the window the window they threw him out the window all the king s horses and all the kings men they threw him out the window little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came a spider it sat down beside her she threw it out the window the window the window she threw it out the window along came a spider it sat down beside her and she threw it out the window peter peter peter peter pumpkin eater had a wife and couldn t feed her put her in a pumpkin shell and threw her out the window the window the window he threw her out the window put her in a pumpkin shell and threw her out the window let s try mary had a little lamb mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb mary had a little lamb she threw it out the window the window the window she threw it out the window mary had a little lamb she threw it out the window you wanna do your favorite old mother hubbard she went to her cupboard to get her poor doggy a bone but when she bent over the doggy took over and threw her out the window the window the window he threw her out the window when she bent over the doggy took over and threw her out the window it s storytime hey there little red riding hood you sure are lookin good you re everything a big bad wolf could throw him out the window the window the window throw him out the window you re everything a big bad wolf could throw him out the window and now ladies and gentlemen boys and girls we re gonna attempt something extremly difficult we are going to sing two nursery rhymes at the same time acapella forcing you to use both halves of your brain at the same time acapella i m going to be singing rub a dub dub three men in a tub and ezra is gonna be singing there was an old woman who lived in the shoe please don t try this at home without adult supervision it s extremely dangerous ezra could you count it off one two three ezra could you count it off with enthusiasm please one two three there was an old woman who lived in a shoe she had so many children she didn t know what to do she spanked them all soundly and put them to bed rub a dub dub three men in a tub and who do you think they were the butcher the baker the candlestick maker and threw em out the window