its hard to be living you gotta play the cards you were given you think its simple but it goddamn isnt its tougher now than breaking out of shawshank prison and as youre hittin your prime people say you been committing a crime but i wont quit till im home ill chip the limestone a bit at a time wait im a pale ass pale middle class straight white male i wont have an alibi the day i fail cause if i ever went to jail mom would pay my bail in a heartbeat mom and dad have given me a lot more than a pat on the back and i gotta thank em for loving me from the moment i was strapped in a volvo car seat when i needed a pep talk i couldnt remember to wreck shop writers block staring at my laptop desktop or sleeping in my rental in a turnpike rest stop shit in storage living from a suitcase thinking this is how a silver spoon tastes cause you can make a dream possible but itll never be easy no matter what you chase if you wanna poke fun then do so ill do it for you its no crime im like if the dude from juno grew a jewfro and liked to rhyme so tell me that im not a rapper tell rudolph he cant pull sleighs tell pluto its not a planet and hell probably keep spinning in the same old way on and on every day right around the sun wanna feel the rays you do it cause you love it like nothing else in the universe and fuck it its embedded in your dna