they call me the back door santa i make my runs about the break of day they call me the back door santa i make my runs about the break of day i make all the little girls happy while the boys are out to play i ain t like the old saint nick he don t come but once a year i ain t like the old saint nick he don t come but once a year i come runnin with my presents every time they call me dear i keep some change in my pocket in case the children are home i give em a few pennies so that we can be alone i leave the back door open so if anybody smells a mouse and wouldn t old santa be in trouble if there ain t no chimney in the house they call me the back door santa i make my runs about the break of day i make all the little girls happy while all the boys are out to play they call me the back door santa yeah that s what they call me they call me the back door santa yeah that s what they call me