yeah la da da da da da baby said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that s all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin high as hell flyin through palmdale skatin on dayton rims so roll roll the 83 cadillac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don t sell i bet marijuana will well it was just sundown in small white town they call it east side palmdale when the afroman walked through the white land houses went up for sale well i was standing on the corner sellin rap cds when i met a little girl named jan i let her ride in my caddy because i didn t know her daddy was the leader of the ku klux klan we fucked on the bed fucked on the floor fucked so long i grew a fuckin afro then i fucked to the left fucked to the right she sucked my dick til the shit turned white thought to myself sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin like a zebra i put on my clothes and i was on my way until her daddy pulled up in a chevrolet and so i ran i jumped out the back window but her daddy he was waitin with a two by four oh he beat me to the left he beat me to the right the motherfucker whooped my ass all night but i ain t mad at her prejudiced dad that s the best damn pussy i ever had got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine i m gonna fuck that bitch just one more time  said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin high as hell flyin through palmdale skatin on dayton rims so roll roll the 83 cadillac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don t sell i bet marijuana will i met this lady in hollywood she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house because she was fine but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine i met this lady from japan never made love with an african i fucked her once i fucked her twice i ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice don t be amazed at the stories i tell ya i met a woman in the heart of australia had a big butt and big titties too so i hopped in her ass like kangaroo see i met this woman from hawaii stuck it in her ass and she said aiee lips was breakfast pussy was lunch then her titties busted open with hawaiian punch i met colonel sanders wife in the state of kentucky she said i d fry some chicken if you d just fuck me i came in her mouth it was a crisis i gave her my secret blend of herbs n spices said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong i met dolly parton in tennessee her titties were filled with hennessy that country music drove me crazy but i rode that ass and said yes miss daisy met this lady in oklahoma put that pussy in a coma met this lady in michigan i can t wait til i fuck that bitch again met a real black girl down in south carolina fucked her until she turned into a white albino fucked this hooker in iowa i fucked her on credit so i owe her fucked this girl down in georgia came in her mouth man i thought i told ya met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran across the border of mexico fine young thing said her name s maria i wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla i wanna get married but i can t afford it i know i m a cry when she get deported said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin high as hell flyin through palmdale skatin on dayton rims so roll roll the 83 cadillac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don t sell i bet marijuana will when i say afro you say man afro afro when i say afro you say man afro afro when i say smoke some you say weed smoke some smoke some when i say smoke some you say weed smoke some smoke some aye y all make some noise right about now la da da da da da i wanna thank y all for playin this song over the years you know what i m sayin let me bust this last verse right quick i ma take y all away man check me out you don t stop have you ever went over a girl s house to fuck but the pussy just ain t no good i mean you gettin upset because you can t get her wet you in the wrong neighborhood so you try to play it off and eat the pussy but it take her so long to cum then a dude walk in her big boyfriend and he asks you where you from so you wipe your mouth and you try to explain you start talking real fast but he already mad cause you fucking his woman so he start beating on you ass check now your clothes all muddy your nose all bloody your dick was hard but now it s soft you thought you had a girl to rock your world and you still gotta go jack off said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need we can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed as the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong and sell tapes from here to hong kong so roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feelin high as hell flyin through palmdale skatin on dayton rims so roll roll the 83 cadillac coupe deville if my tapes and my cds just don t sell i bet marijuana will man man man man