i always heard that his herb was top shelf lord i just could not wait to find out for myself well don t knock it till you ve tried it and i ve tried it my friend i ll never smoke weed with willie again now we learned a hard lesson in a small texas town he fired up a fat boy and he passed it around the last words i spoke before they tucked me in i may discount bungee jump but i ll never smoke weed with willie again i ll never smoke weed with willie again my party s all over before it begins you can pour me some more whiskey river my friend but i ll never smoke weed with willie again we hopped on his old bus the honeysuckle rose the party was huntsville it was after the show alone in the front lounge just me and him i took one friendly puff and the grim creeper set in i ll never smoke weed with willie again my party s all over before it begins you can pour me some more whiskey river my friend but i ll never smoke weed with willie again now we re passin the guitar we re tellin good jokes i can tell one s a comin cause i m smellin smoke but i do not partake i just let it pass by with a grin on my face and a great contact high i ll never smoke weed with willie again my party s all over before it begins you can pour me some more whiskey river my friend but i ll never smoke weed with willie again in the fetal position with drool on our chin we broke down and smoked weed with willie again