hey now welcome to my house i m gonna have a bbq and maybe i ll invite ya gotta side of pork gotta side of creamy salad got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid oh my god my arm s on fire somebody pass the dressing everybody remain calm i m a professional quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise says mr bbq hey thanks a lot doc my arm s feeling great oh by the way could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds o k i think it s about time for everybody s favorite pigs feet eating contest ready go well it looks like it s last years champion mrs brown she s in the lead no wait it s mr brown mrs brown she s choking weenies man chicken fried pork steaks skinless boneless chicken breasts mr bbq mrs brown is fine now it s time to dine grab yourself a plate the pork is really great you know you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops you could get some disease or worse yet you could get struck by lightning or drown in a kiddie pool so don t be a fool be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a bbq weenies man chicken 