headmaster this is my confession this time you won t be overjoyed i have destroyed what little faith you had in me i ve been such a naughty boy headmaster i am at your mercy i ve been such a little fool i ve dishonored one who trusted me i have broken all the rules i ve been with those naughty little girls again now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame i wish that i d been born with a little more sense this time it s a serious offense i feel like an innocent victim i feel that i just can t win headmaster please give me one chance please help me to act like a man i ve let down the school i ve broken all the rules i ve let down the side i ve committed a crime headmaster this is my confession i ve been such a little fool i ve dishonored one who trusted me i have broken all the rules i ve been such a little fool don t tell all my friends i bent over don t tell them you made me cry don t tell them i ve been sacrificed don t tell all my friends or i ll die headmaster don t beat me i beg you i know that i ve let you down headmaster please spare me i beg you don t make me take my trousers down