we d like to thank you for flying monkey airlines we re trying hard to keep you from dying but here s a few quick tips if you don t mind applying one i know your seatbelt hurts but keep it on please this ugly mask you might need if you can t breathe your seat s a floating device but who cares cause if the plane goes down in flames you won t be floating nowhere and if you re hungry hmm that sucks we re all out of treats get cozy honey cause every seat s a middle seat your flight s delayed now it happens all of the time thank you for trying thank you for flying monkey airlines
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