let s go get stoned oh oh oh let s go get stoned let s go get stoned oh oh oh let s go get stoned i got high last night i got high last night and i didn t go home i woke up in a wreck on somebody s back deck i stumbled down the street beer and weed on my breath what happened is the only question i could fathom asking as a stumbled in to vomit in the gas station bathroom crusted in my mustache i must ask the cashier where i can find a trash bin to throw this condom wrapper in least there s a possibility i wore one who s the lucky lady what may natey have contracted as i leave i m trying desperately to unweave this tapestry and pick up every last puzzle piece but i can t do it i m ruined and i cannot reassemble i blame it on the pain in my temple i ve been to the bottom and here i am again i gotta find my car and i gotta find my friends i feel like shit man i feel so alone i got high last night and i didn t go home i got high last night i got high last night and i didn t go home  i m tryna think back to the beginning of the bender the last i remember was sam the bartender trek down the street through 90 degree weather skin color green i should be on a stretcher walkin down mainstreet a car pulls up pizza face baby weighed about 3 bucks i had fun last night you got my number hit me up i looked her in the eyes and i replied like yup i make it to the bar find my car is parked the only problem is i don t know where the keys are i would call a homie but hey wouldn tcha know the phone in my pocket could desperately use a recharge i step into the bar and ask if i can use the phone they were like nate after we cut you off where did you go uuugh man i really wish i knew but i don t all i know is i got high and i didn t go home i got high last night i got high last night and i didn t go home i called up teece i was like ayy wassup i m hungover at the station please come pick me up my car s out front but i can t find the keys he was like dude i took em remember you tried to leave well dude you couldn t gimme a ride man i tried but you left with that fat chick insisting that you were fine noooo god why fuck me i ran outside and dry heaved in the street who coulda seen i hope nobody knows i m beginning to think that i m outta control i oughtta get it together but i know that i won t that s the way the cookie crumbles that s life i suppose so there i sit basking in shame till teece pulled up and he laughed in my face he handed me my keys hey thanks i gotta go i got high last night and it s time to go home i got high last night i got high last night and i didn t go home i ll wake up in a fog god dang good god i ll put it all together like oh lawd i hardly ever smoke it s a fact that i drink put em both together i ll be yackin in a sink i ll wake up in a fog god dang good god i ll put it all together like oh lawd i hardly ever smoke it s a fact that i drink put em both together i ll be yackin in a sink i ll wake up in a fog god dang good god i ll put it all together like oh lawd 