all i wanna do is have a little fun before i die says the man next to me out of nowhere it s apropos nothing and he says his name is william but i m sure it s bill or billy or mac or buddy and he s damn ugly to me and i wonder if he s ever had a day of fun in his whole life he s drinking beer at noon on tuesday in a bar that faces a giant car wash and the good people of the world are washing their cars on their lunch breaks hosing and scrubbing as best they can in skirts and suits they drive their shiny lexus and buicks back to the phone company and the record store too but they re nothing like bill and me cause all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard i like my caffeine buzz early in the morning and bill likes to peel the labels from his bottles of bud he shreds them on the bar then lights every match in an oversized pack letting each one burn down to his thick fingers before blowing and cursing them out watching the bottles of bud as they spin on the floor a happy couple enters the bar dangerously close to one another the bartender looks up from his want ads but all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard  otherwise the bar is ours the day and the night and the car wash too the matches and the buds and the cleanin dirty cars the sun and the moon all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun i got a feeling i m not the only one all i wanna do is have some fun all i wanna do the party s just begun all i wanna do is have some fun i won t tell you that you re the only one all i wanna do is have some fun until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard until the sun comes up over santa monica boulevard