i first saw you at the stud through half shut eyes and lightning bolts shot through my blood to my surprise but i didnt feel ashamed cause in the dark it all felt the same yeah i wanna go to transylvania thats where i wanna be where a boy can be free where a boy can be you zipped me up in your bag i didnt mind your plan cause sometimes its such a drag to be a man you said lets go to where my gang runs the show yeah i wanna go to transylvania thats where i wanna be where a boy can be free where a boy can be it felt really weird when your make up smeared all over my face how strange all my senses rearranged  yeah i wanna go to transylvania thats where i wanna be where a boy can be free where a boy can be its a royal pain yeah to be so vain yeah but no one blames ya not in transylvania not in transylvania woo deep in my family of fun with my perfume and my gun new queen miss 45 it feels good to be alive