there was only me and her and him the bar was giving last call so i thought i d move on in and i was slick and feeling like a man so i took the stool between em and ordered one more round for me and her and him i placed my arms across the back of her barstool and i don t remember what i said but at the time it sounded cool she pushed her drink away and never looked at me she just paid her tab tipped the man and left me sittin there alone with him and he said there s girls and there s women and there s ladies there s yes es and there s no s and there s maybe s there s teasin and pleasin they start learnin when they re babies there s girls and there s women and there s ladies well he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned and he said ain t they all a mystery ha ha sonny it s a sin they re all sittin on the world they re tryin to win ah but you know i love a mystery so let s drink another round to you and me and them he said there s girls there s girls and there s women he said there s girls 