driving with a yellow dog i 95 he s got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes up at a decent hour never ate yet got a little johnny cash in the ol tape deck nothing in the trunk but some baseball gloves a pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs blanket on the back seat we re in rough shape sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape looking for a gas station better make a list fill er up with regular i need to take a piss sexy girl air freshener snacks and that pinwheel top up the fluids clean the bugs off the windshield not a care in the world not a how and a why no destination not a cloud in the sky back on the road not a moment too soon dish ran away with some other spoon wicked and weird i m a road hog with an old dog singing slow songs tryin a hold on wicked and weird i m a rat fish tryin a practice doin back flips on your mattress hole in the muffler ghosts on the shoulder cough drops loose change in the beverage holder to roll down the window you gotta use a wrench been thinking about brushing up on my french right there in the glove box if you should look you ll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the good book don t bother looking you ll never find me i m starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me wicked and weird i m a road hog with an old dog singing slow songs tryin a hold on wicked and weird i m a rat fish tryin a practice doin back flips on your mattress wicked wicked wicked and weird christ almighty there s a rattle in the wheel well dog fell asleep and man i don t feel well but all i need s a half decent breakfast and i ll be back at it dirty and reckless five o clock shadow lips like mudflaps hands like eagle s talons eyes like hub caps the further i get i keep goin faster whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture i have no plans and nothin to prove either i eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre the highway s a story teller i just write it down already been beaten there s no way to fight it now i just kick back and keep warm on the cold days and laugh cause it ain t like it was in the old days i figure when i make it to the heavenly gates they ll be working on my car and playing 78 s  wicked and weird i m a road hog with an old dog singing slow songs tryin a hold on wicked and weird i m a rat fish tryin a practice doin back flips on your mattress