alex what s up everyone my name is alex and welcome to the show no i knew i shouldn t have came into work today ugh i m sorry today we got slenderman vs unwanted houseguest haven t seen me in a while i ve seen you just fine you took 5 028 breaths in your sleep last night where am i look out the window see that parked black van well i look out my window and see you slenderman just surrender damn when people see you they hide when people see me they die you got no eyes and no help from the moonlight lights off game on grab your leg om nom nom this ain t fiction no pretend in the end you ll be dead not afraid of the dark i like a challenge but watch your step you might trip over your parents don t you dare get blood on my armani suit killing is my mothafuckin hobby dude you got no chance better start surrendering so let s dance everyday i m slendering i ll run circles around you tie you up and bound you in the lake i ll drown you your face looks like shit manure i got more facial expressions than kristian stewart you got dying teeth oh the irony without a face i still look better than you see no wonder nobody wants you you look like the more cutout version of gary busey  you do look better in the back of the freezer in my kitchen kill you that easy well aren t we optimistic feel a breeze tickle your ear nah that s just me whispering are there mosquitoes out here nah that s just me nibblin 1 2 what ll i do 3 4 pull a trapdoor then i ll rip your spine out and make you wacky inflatable tube man your workin for me now and we re havin some layoffs so i ll save your tentacles ablaze boss someone please pass the hollandaise sauce cuz we ll be havin calamari for days y all knock knock i m there to send you packing wait for it release the kraken now i ll shove these cuff links in your eyes and gag you with my cumber bun so nobody will hear your cries then i ll whip your back use my kenneth cole slacks use my gucci shoes swat your ass like a spider you know the ones you swallow in your sleep guess who puts them there me i know just how to end this song teleport before you spawn and kill the artist that drew you so you were never ever drawn 