last night something pretty bad happened we lost a friend all shocked and broken shutdown exploded jeddy 3 is what we first called him then it was jed now jeds systems dead therefore so s jed we assembled him in the kitchen made out of this end made out of that end whatever was at hand when we finished jed we were so proud we celebrated we congratulated at what we d created jed could run or walk sing or talk and compile thoughts and solve lots of problems we learned so much from him a couple years went by something happened we gave jed less attention we had new inventions left for conventions jed had found booze and drank every drop he fizzled and popped he rattled and knocked and finally he just stopped 1