four point fifty seven billion years ago a tiny speck appears out in space in the black sits a quietly spinning sphere where something whack is about to take place what are the odds that this planet would be the perfect distance from the sun what are the odds scientists say they re about an octillion to one the first amino acid sits alone in a puddle feeling lonely and somewhat incomplete and when he least expects it he suddenly finds himself metabolizing from the heat and then to his surprise he suddenly multiplies and every millisecond he celebrates a new birth and soon he makes his way through all of the oceans he s a part of every plant and dinosaur on the earth that amino acid is the key that will open the door what are the odds that all this prehistoric fauna gets to have so much fun what are the odds wikipedia says a quinticillion trillion to one a stegosaurus roams around the planet s first chapter finding pretty flowers to munch and a little baby super cute velociraptor will grow up to eat the steggy for lunch  unbeknownst to all of planet earth s beautiful creatures something horrible is closing in a giant ass rock crashes into earth and though it brings the end to an era a new and bizarre one is about to begin hermit crabs and baby turtles start swimmin round everywhere and before you know it there are lots of spunky monkeys that are swingin through the jungle air the bumblebees start zoomin around with the beetles and the dragonflies and then lizards get together and invent the feather to become the birds in the sky and then the turtles and the monkeys and the beetles and the birds dominate the biosphere mix and soon the turtles and the monkeys and the beetles and the birds dominate the billboard hot 100 charts in 1966 the others runnin rampant with the human bein and what are the odds that one girl and one guy would find one another and unify a boy drives a hot rock and lives in escondido he turns twenty and he s ready to roll a girl watched mod squad alone in toledo she too gets a hankering that it s time to leave home so she leaves ohio and he leaves cali they head east to their new domains the meet one night at a bowling alley it s love at first sight at fantasy lanes then one night something happens to them after sharing a molten french fry this man and this woman get up on each other something starts to grow and nine months later something new enters this world and it opens its eyes what are the odds that we would give this world a like a cinnamon bun what are the odds that we would get through mussolini and attila the hun what are the odds that we would make it through andrew dice playing for a dunn what are the odds probably about an anjillion kazillion to one an anjillion kazillion to one ann jillian 