hey money got a big ass head fool look like a like a stop sign fuck dog ey we gotta go get that motherfuckin ball of brains you know what i m sayin fuck that yeah what you wanna make a song about death squeezing on a neck until it s all outta breath you wanna hear me rap about being the hardest well fuck that from now on i m an artist i carve pumpkins chop chewy slice swing twice stab screwy ooh ee chewy dooey gooey slop it all starts with a quick chop drop pumpkin rolls on the floor almost out the front door oh we can t have that cut along the hairline bowl cut hold the pumpkin between your legs and lift up boing brains snippity snip all the veins snip cut what what the matter you don t wanna do it well fuck it then screw it you ll never be a pumpkin carver pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween what you don t like this rhyme i can t be on point all the time fuck it s halloween i gotta make a living somehow i m a professional pumpkin sculptor alright motherfucker now first hollow the container scrape that bitch with a hanger whatever just get something just get the motherfucker all hollowed out like you could fill it up with lemonade and pour it out the mouth if you wanted to never leave the eyes intact they ll turn all blue and puff out and shit wack always remove em but keep em handy cause they taste like candy psych i m only playing okay now get the scalpel slowly cut around the mouth be careful what the fuck we needed the lip here let me give you a little tip slow the fuck down  pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween take a closer look you scary motherfuckers don t my jack o lantern look like your little brother neck nuggets start to fling terror s what we bring twiztid icp and the kottonmouth kings pumpkins are for bitches i like my shit instead cause every devil s night we carving somebody else s head when my meatcleaver chops heads fall to the floor fuck buying pumpkins at the grocery store yeah yeah alright you done flexed some skills on the mic this is my motherfuckin little song here right right let s get back to the subject now hold steady steady steady ready insert the blade along the outer eyelid very slowly i don t wanna look ah you did okay gently count twenty five specmetre outer diameters huh a square i know it s hard you d probably rather just stab and chop but you ll end up with a pile of slop i ve done it before and them ain t them ain t pumpkin seeds those are fragments of skull oh crunchy hey never mind that get back to work eating on the fuckin job you ll never be an expert what you wanna be a mailman a plumber or a barber no or do you wanna be like your uncle violent j a pumpkin carver pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween pumpkin carvers that be the hobby so cal motown collecting bodies twiztid clowns and the kottonmouth kings halloween halloween halloween halloween make these motherfuckers sing fool kick em to the spleen happy halloween i be burnin cali southern voters always bring pletto from the ghetto dumping bodies in the meadow when it comes to carvin bitch i m sharper than gepetto i m lovin that stiletto ask your trick or fuckin treaters more than thirty why i beat and greet the homies with the chiba ariba i was born in this october now come press rewind motherfuckin flow s over over over