1 2 3 4 5 in the backseat a ton of cheese lunchmeat driven maybe 50 feet and we re fighting like dogs cats yeah we re fighting like dogs cats school s out holiday party was too far away lost since the motorway and we re fighting like dogs cats yeah we re fighting like dogs cats you re running every red light just relax safer if we d hitch hiked give me some slack missed a turn a mile back alright where s the map you know you could be right you know you could be right bouncin down the wrong road now which way do i go how the hell should we know now you re getting yourself upset now don t get yourself upset stop in for some more wine ask directions for the 5th time you jerk you think you got it right now don t get yourself upset now don t get yourself upset