hi this is peggy leave me a nice message or i ll kill ya hey peggy it s me you are never going to believe what happened to me today i m sitting at the unemployment office waiting on my loser of a case worker in one of those nasty chairs when from out of nowhere this total stranger walks right up to me sits down then leans over and says something like this is going to sound a little obsessive this is going to sound a little obsessive this is going to sound a little bit strange i have one thing to say before i turn and i walk away this is going to sound a little impulsive this is going to sound a little insane i know you don t know me yet but you and i we will be together someday someday i know i know i sound like i m on drugs but listen to me when i say that ever since i first saw you sitting on your car outside you asked for a cigarette i couldn t stop staring at your eyes ever since when i first saw you looking bored in that plastic chair with the lights of the office around you those blonde streaks they look so pretty in your black hair you look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare yeah you want people to think that you just don t care hey you can be with me cause i just might be the one who will treat you like you re perfect who will always make you cum hey you can be with me i will always let you win i will never be like those other guys i will never be your unemployed boyfriend  can you believe he said that to me to me of all people i can t even remember the last time when a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it this is going to sound a little bit out there yeah this is going to sound a little insane but i keep having the same dream you will be the mother of my children someday someday i ve heard you sleep with that obnoxoius guy i know he is in that famous band you look so sad when you are with him yes i never see him reach to hold your hand you can be with me yes i will treat you like a queen i will go to all those chick flick movies that i really don t want to see you can be with me no i will never let you down i will never make out with your girlfriends when i know you re not around you can be with me yeah i just might be the one who will treat you like you re special i will always make you cum you can be with me i will always let you win i will never be like those other guys i will never be like those other guys i will never be your unemployed boyfriend can you believe this i mean can this be for real then he takes my hand writes down his number and just walks away i mean wow but you know the weird thing is he s actually kinda cute in a really intense way kinda like perry farrell intense but sensitive anyway i told my bitchy sister about it and she just laughed at me i told her i was really exited about this guy i said this could be the guy