lemme introduce you to our dumb little band you might find it hard to understand we got a show even though we know no one s gonna go we ll crank our second hand marshall stack s dumb little knobs we re paying for em with our dumb little jobs the guy at the bar says he thinks we re okay we kind of remind him of green day but it s a dumb little band and there s not much to say maybe we ll see you when we play in some big empty room one day we do a record every year that nobody s gonna hear or understand a dumb little band every year we self destruct a bit we break up when the drummer quits we talk him into doing one more show and then the bass player quits and we break up again we don t know how to be regular guys or what to do with our dumb little lives we don t have anything to prove we ll be in trouble if we ever do cause it s a dumb little band but we travel through the land we unpack all our stuff from our dumb little van we play some songs and then we pack it up again hand in hand a dumb little band a dumb little band a dumb little band not exactly in demand our friends are all busy with their own affairs becoming punk rock millionaires they re taping their live album at the hollywood bowl we re taping our flyer to the telephone pole yeah a dumb little band and nobody knows why we keep having shows even though nobody goes we keep rolling along playing our dumb little songs hand in hand a dumb little band a dumb little band a dumb little band