i first heard frank say he wanted to dress like fay wray i wanted that too but what could i do in junior high school in l a my heart skipped in the scene he said you gotta be it not just dream it was a taboo i knew i wouldnt pursue i didnt have the self esteem i gotta confess that i like to cross dress and ive been doing it since i was 13 its hard to tell bros that you wear womens clothes even in the open minded punk scene youd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt when youre in the middle of a circle pit so id only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret now im telling everyone cuz its fun and i dont give a shit forward 30 years i still had the same fears then i saw hedwig play a bilgewaters gig and i felt the same envy and tears i decided right there i cant be bothered to care what other people think im gonna dye my pubes pink and throw out all my hanes underwear im not transgender im a lazy crossdresser who thinks make up is too much of an ordeal i paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes not for the look but how it makes me feel i dont need things just right im a tranvest lite i only shave to do the time warp midnight saturday im done with self pity i dont have to feel shitty cuz i wanna look pretty so i give it the old city college try dont get me wrong i still wanna be a guy who sometimes likes to dress like a girl he sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls dont think i dont know im not foolin anyone hes a cross between adele and charlie chaplin you know its not just girls who just wanna have fun 