intro mmm mmm yeah oh i like this i wanna tell this story a little story about umm a brother who you would think has everything goin for himself but apparently for some reason he just ain t happenin i call this brother mr pitiful i wanna tell you somethin about him check it out the story begins in 1984 when i met the biz markie out in front of the store he used to tell me all the time yo your is hype we got to get together and make a record of some type i said man the hype behind run d m c and cool j what the fuck makes you think they re gonna give us a play we did a few shows together freestylin on stage manhattan and long island for mike and dave after that i was convinced we can do it until my man biz jetted and came out with make the music from right there i said man this shit is real look at biz in the new leather and a pair of spot bills i got to give it to you dukes i was wrong well you out there now so put my black ass on and sure enough huh in about a year s time i was r a w goin for mine droppin jams that slammed on every radio program and bam god damn look where i am the first album long live the kane it sold about umm aww fukkit it went gold the money was comin in yes i had done em in it wasn t quite hard for me to find a woman then cause i was in demand for lots of fans a sexy chocolate guy in the public eye i bought myself a condo out in queens a plush white volvo and drove off the scene but i remained the same since i moved out for instance drinkin olde e and guinness stout and also hangin out with the troops most of all takin care of ma dukes then all of a sudden things started to change and many old friends started actin strange behind my back sayin i m soft and a sucker some even said yo let s rob the motherfucker and family members askin for my papers but biz set them straight by makin the vapors girls cryin pregnant to get some of my green i m like what the fuck is this billie jean people harassin me steadily askin me dis or dat some even had the audacity to say that i only liked light skinned women tchk huh are you kiddin cause i love everyone and i never act prejudiced to none but for some reason people make my lifestyle so critical that s why they call me mr pitiful outro a few people know what i m sayin hmm to the little daddy shane you know what i mean and to my man cool v you know what i mean to t j swan you know what i mean and to scoob and scrap you know what i mean to rob base and e z rock you know what i mean the magnum force you know what i mean and to the playboys you know what i mean to shemp shawn you know what i mean and the f m c you know what i mean can t forget miv you know what i mean godfather d you know what i mean my man doug e fresh you know what i mean and the fifty dollar crew from canada know what i mean but most of all i can t forget my man biz mar kie and may i send this to a j quest rest in peace 