shaking like a dog shitting razorblades waking up next to nothing after dreaming of you and me i m waking up all alone waking up so relieved while you re taking your time with apologies i m making my plans for revenge red eyes on orange horizons if columbus was wrong i d drive straight off the edge i d drive straight off the edge taking your own life with boredom i m taking my own life with wine it helps you to rule out the sorrow it helps me to empty my mind making the most of a bad time i m smoking the brains from my head leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red this kettle is seeing red i ve got a big fat fucking bone to pick with you my darling in case you haven t heard i m sick and tired of trying i wish you would take my radio to bathe with you plugged in and ready to fall