i pick me up by the seat of my pants and put my fingers down on the keys to sing a story that ends nobody s friends i m sittin in a rock n roll mood i d like to help but i know it s no good they say nobody s friend is nobody s fool that s an old saying that i just made up singing songs is to make people smile but i m having trouble smiling myself and now you ask me for a song to help you along but i m sittin in a rock n roll mood i d like to help you but i know it s no good i m like a fish that done dropped out of his school that s another saying that i just made up how about a man who can t see his own face look at himself in the eye fortune teller is trying to tell about what she s doing the farm and that ain t all now won t you think of a man with a watch in his hand who s dying in to himself duh now how about the singer whose sittin here singing that he s sittin on the rock n roll mood he d like to help you but he knows at least he thinks he s no good sittin on the rock n roll mood here s an old saying i think i ll go home now you ask me for a song to