if i were prime minister id transform the land all things would be glorious under my firm strong hand id enlarge prince edward island and shrink the tax on booze if i were prime minister the leafs would never lose if i were prime minister french and english would be gone thered be no more two solitudes cause wed all speak klingon and id give my buddies jobs they werent qualified for wait im so sorry i think thats been done before if i were prime minister canadians would tan in the gulf of mexico where id move newfoundland if i were prime minister i would use my power to finally make the donut our official flower and id make it illegal to sit and bitch and whine though that might leave canadians with too much spare time and i would be prime minister if only for one flaw i dont think that i could ever live in ottawa if i were if i were if i were prime minister if i were if i were if i were prime minister if i were if i were if i were prime minister if i were if i were if i were prime minister id bathe in maple syrup and id have a talking moose and mounties would massage me to keep me nice and loose id get rid of the queen and replace it with my cat and appointment to the senate would be trial by combat id fix all the problems of our countrys apparatus by granting ever person nation status id encourage global warming move the jetstream further north and id ban all politicians except for me of course