what can i do to make you happy what kind of clown thing can i do wiggle my ears and make them flappy my humor is sappy won t you sit on my lappy and don t cry baby boo hoo why do we cry it sure is a riddle i ll dry your eyes and see you through babies can coo and sing like a fiddle your problems are little so sing hey diddle diddle and don t cry baby boo hoo don t cry baby don t cry there s a sun behind the clouds you know don t cry baby don t cry cause i hate to hear you cry it hurts me deep inside you know the way i feel you know i love you so your pretty blue eyes weren t made for a fretter but they can t get much wetter so let s dry them together and don t cry baby boo hoo boo hoo don t cry baby don t cry don t cry baby don t cry don t cry baby don t cry pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ah ah boo hoo ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh