when we first met she seemed perfectly normal i never dreamed she d make my life so hard you see my baby she started to change started lookin kinda strange wearin all that white makeup and those black leotards well i guess she kept her little secret pretty well now ever since i learned the horrible truth you know my life has been a living hell that s right you see she never told me she was a mime she never told me she was a mime oh no actin like she s trapped inside a big glass box all the time she never told me she never told me whe was a ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma mime i wish we both could just talk it all over but my baby won t even make a sound now she makes everybody sick doin that pantomime shtick even our old friends have stopped coming around well my parents can t stand her and our neighbors hate her guts she s really really embarrassing me this silent treatment s driving me nuts you see she never told me she was a mime she never told me she was a mime oh no now she s actin like she s trapped inside a big glass box all the time what a crime she never told me she never told me she was a mime she walks against the wind everywhere we go stops at every corner gotta put on a show carries round a picture of marcel marceau always was the quiet type but how was i know to know she never told me she was a mime she never told me she was a mime oh no actin like she s trapped inside a big glass box all the ti yi yi yi yi yi yime she never told me she never told me whe was a mime