you pulled up at the house at half past seven in your 69 impala shook hands with my father and we stopped off at the drug store by the drive in for some trojans and a six pack still your eyes kept wandering back to her its always her so lets get one thing straightened out here sir if you think youre seeing double let me save you some trouble this aint no two for one bargain here mister cause im much more than just twice shy ive had enough two timing guys who only want me cause they want my sister my eyes are just as blue as hers my hair is just as fine and the tattoo on her lower backs exactly just like mine but if you look beneath the surface were as different as can be cause theres just one heart that beats for you and that heart belongs to me and not to her its always her so lets get one thing straight if im your girl if you think youre seeing double let me save you some trouble this aint no two for one bargain here mister cause im much more than just twice shy ive had enough two timing guys who only want me cause they want my sister and if tomorrow you should die my sister would not bat an eye she doesnt even know your name shes going with some other guy as long as she is still around ill always have a trace of doubt i need to know your love is real but how were all dressed up the flowers sure are pretty mother pays her last respects i look around no one suspects that it was me who put the drano in her coffee and now that she is underground ill know that youre not hanging round for her no not for her and now ill know your love is true for sure if you think youre seeing double let me save you some trouble this aint no two for one bargain here mister cause im much more than just twice shy ive had enough two timing guys who only want me cause they want my sister it pains my heart to think of her a rotting stinking maggot infested bloated and pus oozing corpse beneath the earth you cant imagine just how much i miss her but now i know you want me not my sister