suzy got a rubboard mama got a tub they goin around doin the rub de dub ain t it crazy ain t it crazy you know it s crazy to keep on rubbin at that was down and out with my head in my hand looked for a woman didn t have no man wasn t it crazy wasn t it crazy you know it s crazy was down in town with my head in my hand looked for a woman didn t have no man wasn t i crazy wasn t i crazy you know it s crazy to keep on rubbin at that same old thing two old maids lyin in the bed one turned over this is what she said ain t we crazy ain t we crazy you know it s crazy to keep on rubbin at that have mercy 