i work on a deep fryer at a fast food chain and my employers crack the whip and the chains but what do i get for my pain a couple dollars is just pocket change if i save my dough for a month or so i could buy a can of coke it s a joke despite a measly raise i am starving on minimum wage despite a measly raise i am starving on minimum wage i slave every day but i can t afford a date with a babe despite a measly raise i am starving on minimum wage i can t afford to have no fun so i m spitting on your toasted bun i made this one especially for you yeah i ll hold the pickle for you pal how about a little special sauce huh enjoy long butter there you go sir enjoy your burger