last night you know i couldn t sleep i was tossing turning and counting sheep to tell the truth the next thing i knew i woke up on the outside in the middle of the avenue a policeman spied me traffic there in my t shirt and my underwear he said son son it sure don t look good the way you ve been calling for your baby all over the neighborhood it seems i was sleepwalking again last night the way i was sweet talking it must have caused a terrible fright last night when i was sleepwalking someone saw me at a doughnut shop i was sitting crying on a tabletop it was not a pretty sight i was out of control the way that i was carrying on about my sweet jelly roll i said officer please my baby s got me down on my knees lying in bed late at night sometimes i just go out of my head at night and i go out sleepwalking later on down at the jail cell i was hoping things would turn out well because i don t recall that masquerade ball and i don t remember nothing y all about that blown up rubber doll so lately i ve stopped going anywhere and i ve taken to sleeping with a teddy bear it s a very full and rich imaginary life and it s sure enough better than dreaming y all about any imaginary wife