i can t breathe i can t smell my lungs don t function well my hair stinks my teeth are black i m at risk of a heart attack but it s totally worth it cos i m a bad boy who don t play by your rule shut up all you losers you can t put a price on looking this cool smoking s cool and that s why i do it this wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid light it and suck it there s nothing to it everyone should smoke cos it s cool it s cool smoking is cool c mon kids haven t you seen mad men i can t climb stairs i got shaky hands but there s smoke and flame at my command you tell me to stop i ve heard it before i m going to die oh blah blah get fucked it s not like i m immune to cancer heart attacks and gum disease too yes i ll be dead before fifty but i ll always be cooler than you smoking s cool that s why i do it i love tobacco smoke it don t chew it if you haven t tried come on and get to it everyone should smoke cos it s cool it s cool smoking is cool smoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop show me horrible things like tumors gangrene and rotted up veins and i ll show you a legend who sucks like a whore and blows smoke like a train smoking s cool that s why i do it smoke in your face cos that s where i blew it i m going to die but i don t feel stupid everyone should smoke cos it s cool