oh the rich people want what the poor people s got and the poor people want what the rich people s got and the skinny people want what the fat people s got and the fat people want what the skinny people s got you can never please anybody in this world the short people want what the tall people s got and the tall people want what the short people s got the little kids want what the big kid s got and the big kids want what the little kid s got you can never please anybody in this world oh the girls with short hair want long hair and the girls with long hair want short hair oh the boys with cars want motorcycles and the boys with motorcycles want cars you can never please anybody in this world it doesn t matter what you do it doesn t matter what you say there will always be one who wants things the opposite way it doesn t matter where you go it doesn t matter who you see there will always be someone who disagrees we do our best we try to please but we re like the rest we are never at ease  oh the rich people want what the poor people s got and the poor people want what the rich people s got and the skinny people want what the fat people s got and the fat people want what the skinny people s got you can never please anybody in this world