i was alone and i needed a date i was taking a walk past the cemetery gate when i i saw a sign it said for a good time take a left down at tombstone number eight went through the gateway and i m pretty sure i saw some eyes peeking out of the sepulchre i took a step into the tomb of ill repute that s where i met her the zombie prostitute i grabbed her left breast and i m pretty sure i tore it i said go down but she didn t have the stomach for it her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot but all in all she was a rotten kind of cute well i was tense it was plain to see a sort of rigor mortis was coming over me i didn t want to see it but i just had to believe it i had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me morally i m destitute in the tomb of ill repute she s a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute now i m falling apart from my head down to my toes i don t know which of my organs is the next to go i ve been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease wouldn t you know now i m a zombie gigolo i took my first client on a date we took a walk to the cemetery gate i got under her slip but then i heard a rip i pulled it out and i said baby keep the tip morally i m destitute in the tomb of ill repute she s a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute