i was looking at your picture eating fried dough when i turned on the radio to hear about a tornado that was coming your way i put on my gold suit and began to execute as i danced buildings would crumble my stretch marks lit up just like thunder evacuate your heart evacuate your trailer cause without failure all outfits handcrafted by my mother s touch now when i say shazam you tell me that i m glamorous shazam shazam can t look away haunted by my vision trapped by my style enhances the rhythm birds sing songs and so do i mama gets stitched i m going dancing tonight shazam shazam i know i am i was working on a bag of cheetos when i started tap my toes dark clouds roll into as my heartbeats rolled out double stitch ll hold me never pop or break i got the moves to be the next ricki lake i m just trying to get some attention better sing if you want some protection evacuate your heart evacuate your trailer cause without failure everyone together form a love train we must unite seek shelter children this midwest lady cyclone loves to put on a show i m always looking glamorous cause that s just how i dance through the town shazam shazam can t look away you re haunted by my vision trapped by my style enhances the rhythm birds sing songs and so do i mama gets stitched i m going dancing tonight shazam shazam i know i am
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