hey maybe i ll die my hair maybe i ll move somewhere maybe i ll get a car maybe i ll drive so far they ll all lose track me i ll bounce right back maybe i ll sleep real late maybe i ll lose some weight maybe i ll clear my junk maybe i ll just get drunk on apple wine me i ll be just fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow still i won t let sorrow bring me way down hey maybe i ll learn to sew maybe i ll just lie low maybe i ll hit the bars maybe i ll count the stars until the dawn me i will go on maybe i ll settle down maybe i ll just leave town maybe i ll have some fun maybe i meet someone and make him mine me i ll be just fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow still i won t let sorrow bring me way down i ll be fine and dandy lord it s like a hard candy christmas i m barely getting through tomorrow still i won t let sorrow bring me way down i ll be fine i ll be fine