it s not funny when you buy a tv off the street you take it home plug it in bam you got beat it s not funny when you buy a house with all you got and the day you go to see it it s a vacant lot it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny when you come to work late you have the key to the office and the boss had to wait it s not funny makin money on a regular basis and losing every dime betting on the race it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny when you have a show and thousands come and your drummer brings the sticks but forgets his drums it s not funny when you see three cars you like and your pocket can only buy a three speed bike it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny when we got on the wrong plane we wanted to go to l a but we were headed for spain it s not funny when you pull off an incredible caper you thought you got over next day you re in the paper it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny when you leave your house without an umbrella then it rains you re an unhappy fella it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny haha it s not funny when you lie and said that you prayed when the truth was revealed you went to hell anyway it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny it s not funny it s it s not funny it s not funny it s it s not funny 