this is a city that s gritty it isn t just pretty shitty there s a contagion that s making people feel a little iffy brains on the pavement i say that s making statement about the way that the state has just laid us to waste and up we pan this woman is pushing a pram but i m in a rush she s going to get rammed you may think i m a sick man but it s a game of survival and nick can my aim is to stay alive or invade this plague of rivals i m a late arrival and i d like to trade for a great big rifle it s the end of days so take your bible straight to the final page and cry or maybe try to slay these guys and ladies in a blazing fireball it s frightful when i stick a fork or a knife in your eyeball have you tried the pie it s to die for it s not my fault there s this irritating prick and he s attached to my car lean to the passenger side he s getting smacked with a bar i m a maximum action star but now i ve crashed and i m trapped in my car what happened i ve an awful head i m sure i ve been here before in the walking dead i crawl out on the floor with dread the horde intent to maul me then perform a gross post mortem zen in the moment i call an end to it i ll paint this town all in red with gore instead a brush with death hand me my palette and my canvas where are we dorothy well i ll be damned if it s kansas looking for the answers at the bottom of a barrel i ll think you ll look more dashing with blood spots on your apparel and her she s a feral creep she resembled cheryl tweedy now she s more meryl streep with the devil s teeth and her hair all greasy who the fuck shot me in the back he s a big bastard and he s plotting to attack planning on merking us all so i m grabbing a circular saw and i won t let the hell end till you bellends are purple and sore we d better dash and hide inside the garage and hope they won t crash in like a lifeless nigel farage we need to build something awesome before we go to fight how about a motherfucking roller motorbike this is amazing wrecking and riding ripping and blazing dead violent this is amazing wrecking and riding ripping and blazing dead rising 