you can t be the bully then conveniently claim you re oppressed can t blow people s countries apart and demand that they clean up the mess can t be a bank baron oligarch then plead brother spare me a dime you can t be a blood addict vampire and insist the real monster s outside unless of course you can because that s me yeah that s me i want it both ways in the land of the free you can t preach all lives are equal unless they re immigrant women or black you can t weaponize jesus and be shocked when the heathens shoot back cause christ was a radical but not tin the direction you point him if you dragged him to a megachurch it s doubtful he d see much worth anointing unless of course he s changed more like me yeah like me we have it both ways in the land of the free our destiny made manifest oblivion it s endless imagine our surprise when we actually had to pick up the check yeah that s me you and me we ll get it both ways in the land of the free