have you heard among this clan i am called the forgotten man well did you evah what a swell party this is have you heard the story of dexter boy being gypped by love well did you evah what a swell party this is what frails what frocks what furs what rocks what gaiety it s all too exquis that french champagne so good for the brain that band it s the end kindly don t fall down my friend have you heard professor munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch well did you evah what a swell party this is have you heard the countess krupp crossed the bridge when the bridge was up well did you evah what a swell party this is have you heard that mimsie starr just got pinched in the astor bar well did you evah what a swell party this is have you heard that uncle newt forgot to open his parachute well did you evah what a swell party this it s great it s grand it s wonderland what soup what fish that beef what a dish that grouse so rare that old camembert that baba au rhum will you please move over chum have you heard the poor dear blanche got run down by an avalanche well did you evah what a swell party this is have you heard it s in the stars next july we collide with mars well did you evah what a swell party this is 