now my life is easy my life ain t hard i m gonna spend all day in my fuckin backyard i ain t got no money hell i don t care my parents let me use their credit card i ve got nowhere to go just hang out on the street my folks say i ve got no ambition at least i give a shit about the stuff i eat yeah i care about nutrition tried to get a job at the retail store but i could not stand the competition now i spend all my time hangin out at the shore givin myself a skin condition i ve got nowhere to go just movin on my feet people say i ve got no ambition at least i give a shit about the stuff i eat yeah i care about nutrition sometimes i get upset when i see on the tv all them people in this world that is starvin but there s nothin in this world that could possibly bother me when i smell the turkey dad is carvin boy i m starving christ i m starving my folks said i gotta get myself a job cause they ain t gonna support me well if all i am to them is just some lazy slob why didn t they abort me i guess i ll just hang out on broad and south livin by my intuition at least i give a shit what i put into my mouth yeah i care about nutrition nutrition it s good for me nutrition i ve got vitamin c i care i give a healthy shit and mom and dad say if i eat all of my food i can go to the hard core show and see f o d