i sent you a postcard thought it would be funny would have sent a souvenir but they took all my money it s pretty warm down here but it ain t sunny and i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here and i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i tried to call you i tried to call you long distance operators that only stall you besides the damn rates are so high they just appall you and i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here it started out a nice vacation left the station right on time now it s turned to pure frustration i m just a prisoner in time can t get a ticket to get me home dear they just don t have too many flights from twilight zone dear so don t forget to feed my cats spot and jerome dear and i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here seeing all the sights here i m getting lonely i d show you all the film i took if they would only let me go home dear sincerely i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here i m having a hell of a time my dear wish you were here