remember when i used to not totally suck my songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up but then i lost my damn mind now i am in a bird cage i ve gone completely mad i m totally batshit insane i combined art and pop and made a flop don t let your children watch this it will scare the poor things shitless i need attention constantly same with me and me and me swag i ve covered myself in blood i ve worn a meat dress i ve even convinced the world i had a penis my whole career is built on horrible gimmicks instead of focusing on making good music all the stuff i do is for the fame like making a whole cd exploiting the gays i think im gods gift to the human race now watch me smear random shit all over my face i try way too hard to be seen as artistic but it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist one second im a woman suddenly i am a swan you have no freakin idea how many drugs i am on i am the definition of egotistic shes right i just looked it up and it shows her pic im so conceited and smug i eat my own shit then i wash it down with a glass of gaga piss everyone clap for me yes that is it now youre all under my spell i am a fame witch  gaga youre amazing a true genius and nothing shocking you do is dumb and pointless yes its working im transforming into a true fame monster soon i will rule all the earth hey look isnt that madonna gaga is just a fraud hold your applause she is just trying to be the new version of me clearly i was the first attention whore now its time to end this war look at my magical jugs theyll see you free stop giving gaga your love save it for me dont listen to madonna keep on clapping actually weve had enough youre getting boring the whole worlds sick of you check this headline your last tweet was retweeted only 4 times sorry gaga youre through no this cant be please i am begging all you do not ignore me oh no whats happening 