can i smoke in here can i sit down am i bothering you are you alone is my tie on straight do you rate me polite do i need a shave do i seem all right well names don t matter mine s kash buk no it s true go ahead laugh it s good for you what s that you re drinking i like your smile you know hey mister bartender please don t be so slow i think we got a lot in common that s my brand wouldn t trade it for the world we re about the same age on the outside inside i m a thousand years old is this your room you can t do 60 like once i could bet you didn t know i was that hot you didn t know i was that good you got nothing to fear can i smoke in here  well a steel player friend of mine lived right down the half these walls are thin nobody heard him fall last of the best without a shadow a doubt hi lo shag s the last thing he saw before it all faded out what s that you say life is like a low budget movie slow down there honey you you lost me that time we all took less then it closed truest thing you said all night that s a laugh you can write it on my epitaph see you in heaven or next time whichever s first i ain t usda prime god knows you seen worse just tell saint peter at the golden gate i won t be late but let me get it straight can i get a beer can i smoke in here where s everybody going where s everybody going who let that clave player back in here 