small apartment ok side of town somebody in my building must be wigging out nine complaints in three weeks the landlord s really coming down on me he says if he gets just one more call in the middle of the night about my stereo i m gone it s just a jambox i don t play it that loud it s hard for me to get what all the fuss is about if i m ever rocking out too hard why don t you knock on my door isnt that what neighbors are for i don t want to keep you up at all sincerely yours the neighbor down that hall i am a member of the neighborhood watch i can t keep track of all the hoodlums i ve caught late at night i m out patrolling our street i work very closely with the local police if you ever need a hand at all why don t you knock on my door isn t that what neighbors are for never hesitate to call happy halloween from you neighbor down the hall