a sailor went to kfc to see what he could kfc and all that he could kfc was the bottom of a bucket of kfc chicken chicken oh oh oh oh oh you got a fillet burger meal get your hands up you got a zinger burger meal get your hands up you got popcorn chicken get your hands up you got kfc get your hands up all the trainees make the gravy all the trainees coleslaw i m eating kfc yeah you know me i m eating kfc yeah you know me i was sitting at home smoking some weed got a call from my g said they want a feed the clock was ticking i ain t tricking the dog likes chicken that s finger licking i got a call from my sister dropped the phone and i missed her i don t know what she wants so i ll get her a twister i got the chicken fizzle bizzle with a hot and spicy sizzle my nizzles in the grizzle of kentucky frizzle chizzle some people think i m bonkers when i eat kfc but i m just eating my lunch ain t nothing crazy about me i like my food served in bucket eat the chick then take the bone and suck it a family feast at crazy prices enjoy all 11 secret herbs and spices chicken as greasy as you can get wipe yourself off with a moist towelette another dimension new galaxy intergalactic kfc now you know your kfc next time won t you kfc