let s split a banana split i d really like to get it for you there s no need to deny it i know you d like to try it so let me buy it for you now of course you can t forget there are other things we could get like this red and white and blue popsicle that is shaped like a rocket but today i must say that our number one option is this banana chocolate and ice cream concoction don t deny it let s buy it there s no need for a diet so let me supply it to you just don t forget to give half of it to me too that s all i ask of you but i think you must admit when it comes to banana splits it is actually quite rare that you would share in a way that is fair but today i do declare in fact i solemnly swear i won t take this one solo nah not like a game of solitaire so let s go split split bo bit banana fana forfeit your inhibition to its lack of nutrition we gotta split split bo bit banana fana forfeit that disposition and just give me the permission oh please don t make me plead just take a bite and see i m sure that you ll will agree that splitting this split with me it s gonna cool down your body cool you down at least a degree oh it d make me so happy if you d only split this split with me