how to handle a woman there s a way said the wise old man a way known by every woman since the whole rigmarole began do i flatter her i begged him answer do i threaten or cajole or plead do i brood or play the gay romancer said he smiling no indeed how to handle a woman mark me well i will tell you sir the way to handle a woman is to love her simply love her merely love her love her love her how to handle a woman mark me well i will tell you sir the way to handle a woman is to love her simply love her merely love her love her love her 