there s a gentleman that s going round turning the joint upside down stool pigeon ha cha cha cha he s an old ex con that s been away now he s back no one s safe stool pigeon ha cha cha cha if you wanna squeal said the fbi we can make a deal make it worth your while so he told it all and in return he got a credit card and a thunderbird and the maximum security even after plastic surgery so go on and squeal said the fbi we can make a deal make it worth your while there s a gentleman that s going round turning the joint upside down stool pigeon ha cha cha cha he s an old ex con that s been away now he s back no one s safe stool pigeon ha cha cha cha after all the talk then they wired him and he took a walk with his crooked friends and they joked about the good old days and he recorded it on a reel of tape he caught the mug who did in the forgery and the babe in charge of larceny so the fbi they rewarded him because they like a guy who will stab a friend there s a gentleman that s going round turning the joint upside down stool pigeon ha cha cha cha he s an old ex con that s been away now he s back no one s safe stool pigeon ha cha cha cha  there s a gentleman that s going round turning the joint upside down stool pigeon ha cha cha cha he s an old ex con that s been away now he s back no one s safe stool pigeon ha cha cha cha if you wanna squeal said the fbi we can make a deal make it worth your while so he told it all and in return he got a credit card and a thunderbird he got a spanking new identity and a condo down in miami he bought a plane a boat and jewelry but he couldn t buy any company there s a gentleman that s going round turning the joint upside down stool pigeon ha cha cha cha he s an old ex con that s been away now he s back no one s safe stool pigeon ha cha cha cha