it s welfare music watch the baby dance to that welfare music will she ever stand a chance quit school when she was seventeen senator on tv calls her welfare queen used to be daddy s little girl now she needs help in this mean old world buys cassette tapes in the bargain bin loves carlene carter and loretta lynn tries to have fun on a saturday night sunday morning don t shine so bright it s welfare music watch the baby dance to that welfare music will she ever stand a chance it takes two to make three but one ain t here still chasing women and drinking beer says nobody understands how he feels but that don t pay them monthly bills  angry fat man on the radio wants to keep his taxes way down low he says there oughta be a law angriest man that you ever saw it s welfare music watch the baby dance to that welfare music will she ever stand a chance baby dance circles on the floor round and round just like before baby fall down baby get up baby needs a sip from the loving cup it s welfare music watch the baby dance to that welfare music will she ever stand a chance it s welfare music watch the baby dance to that welfare music will she ever stand a chance will she ever stand a chance 