ask me how do i feel now that we re cozy and clinging well sir all i can say is if i were a bell i d be ringing from the moment we kissed tonight that s the way i ve just gotta behave boy if i were a lamp i d light or if i were a banner i d wave ask me how do i feel little me with my quiet upbringing well sir all i can say is if i were a gate i d be swinging and if i were a watch i d start popping my springs well and if i were a bell i d go ding dong ding dong ding ask me how do i feel from this chemistry lesson i m leaning well sir all i can say if i were a bridge i d be burning yes i knew my moral would crack from the wonderful way that you looked boy if i were a duck i d quack or if i were a goose i d be cooked ask me how do i feel now that we re finally caressing pal if i were a salad i know i d be splashing my dressing or if i were a season i d surely be spring yes or if i were a bell i d go ding dong ding dong ding ask me how do i feel now that we re cozy and clinging well sir all i can say is if i were a bell i d be ringing from the moment we kissed tonight