kids come here i wanna tell you a story about how i met your mother you know she s from the dime inican republic no i mean dime inican because she is that fine shut up and listen it goes like this the day that the dominican dimes disappeared i was sitting in the park by myself with a beer and i almost came to tears for it was my greatest fear life wasn t worth living if i couldn t have em here it was a dark day or should i say a dark night when the hour glass figures started to take flight i was in the park right about 50 blocks away so it s needless to say that the culprits got away but as they flew away in that funny looking ship i immediately missed those perfect shaped hips and those soft full lips i would never get to kiss miss cocoa complexion no hopes for erection all summer long the best thing that god ever put into a thong was now gone so i had to get em back went to swoop em all up in my a g cadillac that s anti gravity and i roll rapidly throughout the cosmos went from galaxy to galaxy but never came close returned to earth without hope and in a weird sort of way it was like i never left it was a year to the year to the day that the dominican dimes disappeared i was sitting in the park by myself with a beer and i almost came to tears for it was my greatest fear life wasn t worth living if i couldn t have em here the day that the dominican dimes disappeared no longer will they walk through the heights and bring cheer from the rear that is did you hear that yup no longer will they walk through the hood and strut what that s the only reason that i come to new york is to sit up on the porch and watch em in they shorts while i m sipping on a quart on ballantine ale they be sexy as hell but look back to my tale since my trip interstellar was a certified failure i had to call around and get some help from my fellas i called aes rock to see if he had seen em cause i had him on the lookout from the bronx to medina murs i haven t seen shit before i hung up the receiver i said keep up the work and thanks for the favor he asked if i could pay him cause man  this is labor next i called the savor the uptown jesus i said slug they hit the heights and they stole all the hotties he said i just might just kill somebody atmosphere between the lines i said man i feel you and i would do anything it takes to bring back these uptown queens the day that the dominican dimes disappeared i was sitting by myself in a park with a beer and i almost came to tears for it was my greatest fear life wasn t worth living if i couldn t have em here the day that the dominican dimes disappeared no longer will they walk through the heights and bring cheer from the rear that is did you hear that yup no longer will they walk through with the big ass big ass butt i never said that they didn t come back cause when i flew back to l a in my new cadillac i kept running across these brown skin girls with hella back i was confused at first then i realized that god had answered my prayers that i ve been saying for years he had an angel pick him up and drop em off right here and i couldn t be mad cause how would that sound and they can wear tight shorts and short skirts year round yeah fuckin a yeah whoo hoo 