well my name is mc chris i kick microphone spit not on the stage i m a mage i amaze with my mits with my digits there s no limits cast incantations and spells warlocks and wizards feel blizzards or face the fires of hell i come correct protect the party with a field of force whether its journeys or tourneys i curse kings and courts so put down your missiles and your pistol precursors i m a mercenary adversary i m a sorcerer surfer all usurpers are my supper i make them suffer setbacks so you better get back i ll put a jinx on your jet pack i m an arcane pain some say my sanity s waning my presence is unpleasant i ll give your essence a draining i m not complaining but im gaining better pick up the pace i warcraft for laughs put my staff in your face you want proof i ll say sooths over amulets and talismans i ll bewitch your battle plans just pass me the chalice man i m a fucking wizard i will fuck up your shit put the mage on every page and you just wrote up a hit i m a graph paper god when i m loungin i m lit better check your behavior i m the savior favorite i m a fucking wizard don t make me wiggle my fingers i will leave you with a lesson when your questin that lingers so don t make me wrinkle my nose or twinkle my toes yes i m surrounded by sparkles but i will fuck up all foes i m a wizard i m an oracle of omens i tell fortunes read palms i m the necromancer with answers carry on and stay calm my origin s opaque i never escaped a broken home but i take place in martin manuscripts and distant tolkien tomes i m an angel with an angle and i advise you not to tangle i ll leave you bruised and mangled with shackles on your ankles i will not yield i have shields i will repel every attempt every object you project i will reject and resend i ll put a hex upon your horde i ll science your alliance i ll trounce your troop and graze you group if you stoop and show defiance not venereal but ethereal i will voyage then vanquish an antagonistic mystic that leaves thieves in anguish whether it s a warrior of merit or a druid or cleric i will clean up with my team up that is simply homeric no matter what the mission all adventures are elementary less your lethal i ll call eagles been my sentries for centuries