cleopatra s favorite cat got his hands on caesar s spats the heat was on as you could see so he front em to mark antony said my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me said brutus had an eye for clothes he saw them spats he said i like those caesar had no thing to say except jesu christi domine et tu brute well jesu christi domine et tu brute well the senate tried to sympathize it was this cat they should despise informant told his whereabouts centurion to seek him out centurions there go the centurions cleopatra s favorite cat cleopatra s favorite cat brutus had to turn his head when this cat done went and said if he s got this thing for shoes i said he just might be ambitious too they got holidays all in his name and all a tyrant needs is fame those fascists don t play pretty games egypt is the place to be but rome is a democracy rome my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me cleopatra s favorite cat meow caesar never got them back cause they killed his ass in the second act brutus spoke then antony said my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me friends romans can t you see my girlfriend s cat is smarter than me egypt s biggest rivalry cleopatra s cat and me cleopatra s cat and me cleopatra s cat and me cleopatra s cat and 