four three two one zero minus one stop pretending you re even having fun you just stand there looking dumb and bored with your thumb in your ass you re better than that for once in your life before you retire be the leader of the choir set your pubic hair on fire just because be that moron screaming in the crowd hey this shit could never ever be too loud for me so help us help you armpit fart cause we re only getting started dance and bleed karate chop pray good times will never stop oh boy is this great don t hesitate grab your feces like an ape and finally celebrate just because finally talk to a girl throw your dream journal in the urinal cause with tap shoes and a girdle dreams really can come true be living proof be that moron screaming in the crowd hey this shit could never ever be too loud for me so help us help you armpit fart cause we re only getting started yeah we re only getting started stop go stop four three two one zero minus one participate it s the end of the wait show up late masturbate tell your date you re in shape though you re not take off your shirt eat a fistful of dirt never learn get a sunburn cause it looks good on you be that moron screaming in the crowd hey this shit could never ever be too loud for me so help us help you armpit fart cause we re only getting started yeah we re only getting started yeah we re only getting started dance and bleed karate chop and pray good times will never stop 