i m so glad that i m coming home well i changed my ways i don t lie or get stoned i m sweet as the sweet things i know that you like i no longer argue and i don t care to fight oh now that i m as dry as a bone well i m so glad that i m coming home the best thing that i ever saw was through eyes that i d lent to alcohol and morning is a vampire and the night is the same i d give you my heart for the bits of my brain that i lost while i was out on the road i m so glad that i m coming home i told my girlfriend i no longer fear life without wine whiskey beer spent so much time runnin around i could see in your eyes that you still have doubts that i m no longer tempted to roam but believe it honey i m so glad that i m coming home so glad that i m coming home i ve changed my ways i don t lie or get stoned i m sweet as the sweet things i know that you crave well i know you prefer it when i behave life s inconsistent and we ain t the same though it s reminiscent of the old happy days we would lie in the field and we d moan so glad that i m coming home so glad that i m coming home