i got my mat i m gonna take a dive i might get wet but i ll still be alive it only cost three bones to prove my masculinity but when i m riding i m free i m on a waterslide i m on the waterslide i m on the waterslide watch me go i m in the chute i m gonna do the loop but in the end i ll wind up in the soup the last one to finish has to pay for every ride but if i m last you ll let me slide slide on a waterslide slide on the waterslide slide on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide i m on the waterslide i m on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide i m on the waterslide i m on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide yeah i m on the waterslide come on i m on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide go down backwards on the waterslide lane five on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide lane six on the waterslide i m getting wet on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide get down on the waterslide yeah i m on the waterslide watch me go i m on the waterslide hi dad i m on the waterslide hi mom 