i went and bought myself a ticket and i sat down in the very first row wo wo they pulled the curtain but then when they turned the spotlight way down low wo wo little egypt came out strotting wearing nothing but a button and a bow wo wo singing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she had a ruby on her tummy and a diamond big as texas on her toe wo wo she let her hair down and she did the hoochie koochie real slow wo wo when she did her special number on a zebra skin i thought she d stop the show wo wo singing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she did a triple somersault and when she hit the ground she winked at the audience and then she turned around she had a picture of a cowboy tattooed on her spine saying phoenix arizona nineteen forty nine yeah but let me tell you people little egypt doesn t dance there anymore wo wo she s too busy mopping and a taking care of shopping at the store wo wo cause we got seven kids and all day long they crawl around the floor wo wo singing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 