i ve posed for pictures with iv ry soap i ve petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope my smile is brilliant my glance is tender but i m noted most for my unspoiled agenda i ve been made miss rheingold though i never touch beer and i m the person to whom they say you re sweet my dear the only etchings i ve seen have been behind glass and the closest i ve been to a bar was at ballet class prim and proper the girl who s never been kissed i m tired of being pure and not chased like something that seeks its level i wanna go to the devil i wanna be evil i wanna spit tacks i wanna be evil and cheat at jacks i wanna be wicked i wanna tell lies i wanna be mean and throw mud pies i want to wake up in the morning with that dark brown taste i want to see some dissipation in my face i wanna be evil i wanna be mad but more than that i wanna be bad i wanna be evil and trump an ace just to see my partner s face i wanna be nasty i wanna be cruel i wanna be daring i wanna shoot pool and in the theatre i want to change my seat just so i can step on everybody s feet i wanna be evil i wanna hurt flies i wanna sing songs like the guy who cries i wanna be horrid i wanna drink booze and whatever i ve got i m eager to lose i wanna be evil little evil me just as mean and evil as i can be4