my teacher told me i should never tell a lie because a lie will bring you trouble sure as pie it s an awful thing to do and it s true as true as true you ll get caught and then you ll start to cry you ll have a horrid painful pounding in your head and you will feel your face get hot and turn bright red then your heart will start to thump in your throat you ll get a lump and you ll feel so bad you ll wish that you could lie right down and die you re much better off to never tell a lie not even sometimes remember never never tell a lie don t lie