carbon monoxide making me choke no ac and the radio s broke cars backed up far as you can see seems like i ve been waiting here for all eternity oh and just in case you re wondering i ll tell you where i am i m right here right here stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam i haven t moved one inch from this here spot traffic jam the freeway s one big parking lot traffic jam my radiator s boiling hot and i m stuck right here in the middle right here in the middle of a traffic jam trapped inside my automobile cobwebs growin on the steerin wheel now i m no genius but one thing i know i shouldn t have had that bag of bran muffins an hour and a half ago yeah and if you need to find me i ll tell you where i am i m right here right here stuck smack dab in the middle of this traffic jam i haven t moved one inch from this here spot traffic jam the freeway s one big parking lot traffic jam well i thought we were movin but i guess we re not cause i m stuck right here in the middle right here in the middle of a traffic jam stuck in the middle of a traffic jam yeah yeah yeah yeah bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper yay hey there s a yuppie on a cellular phone i m gonna puke if i hear anymore there s a motorcycle zoomin by me watch what happens when i open my door now we re all goin nowhere fast well i guess that s perfectly clear i left home five hours ago and i can still see my house from here so if anybody s tryin to find me well i ll tell you where i am right here right here stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam i haven t moved one inch from this here spot traffic jam the freeway s one big parking lot traffic jam now my back teeth are floatin and my nerves are shot and i m stuck right here in the middle stuck right here in the middle of a traffic jam traffic jam traffic jam traffic jam woo 