i gotta get myself a latte and add some soy milk up in that shit sprinkle a lil cinnamon on top yeah i wake up in the morning feeling kinda bloated there s a pressure in my belly hell let s not sugar coat it i m all backed up and i need to take a poo but there s no release in sight i don t know what to i eat lots of veggies and fiber cereal but nothing will dispose of all my raw material i make myself a cup sixteen ounces of joe and just like magic it starts to flow gotta poo i really gotta poo a cup of joe always helps it pass through my poo my poo my pooo ain t the only one who knew coffee makes you poo listen to the experts cause what they say is true according to wiki when you drink in moderation due to peristalsis coffee prevents constipation britney spears and rachel zoe mary kate and lindsay lo wanna know how they stay thin coffee pushes out what s in i ll never understand why people choose to quit when coffee tastes so good and it helps you take a shit gotta poo i really gotta poo a cup of joe always helps it pass through my poo my poo my pooo now at 8 am if i m feeling kinda bloated i make my coffee fully loaded 9 am i m ready to explode gotta poo i really gotta poo a cup of joe always helps it pass through my poo my poo my pooo gotta poo i really gotta poo a cup of joe always helps it pass through my poo my poo my pooo my poo it kinda hurts tryin to push through my poo gotta help my poo pass through gotta help it pass through ohhh