oh sinner do not stray from the straight and narrow way for the lord is surely watching what you do if you approach the devils den turn round don t enter in lest the hand of the almighty fall on you he ll fuck you up yes god will fuck you up if you dare to disobey his stern command he ll fuck you up don t you know he ll fuck you up so you better do some prayin while you can long ago a man named lot had a wife he thought was hot but she could not stop her black and sinful ways you know it was her own damn fault when god turned that bitch to salt that s the way he used to work back in those days he fucked em up he really fucked em up when the people went and turned their backs on him he can fuck you up no shit he ll fuck you up just like he fucked the people up back then  i used to have a friend named ray who walked that evil way he cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence you know ray was full aware that some sheep were over there and he knew them in the biblical sense god fucked him up he went and fucked ray up went and paid him back for all his wicked sins he fucked him up fucked that boy completely up now he s married to a presbyterian
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