mr rumson went to town riding on a pony bought a wife and brought her home and called it matrimony mr rumson bought a bride out in californee he d of saved a lot of money stayin drunk and horny oh susanna he s happy as can be for he s got him something better than a banjo on his knee rumson he got married today married today married today rumson he got married today what ll he do tomorrow get the soap and water whoop ti ay get the soap and water whoop ti ay got a sweet perfumer to dry his humor it s ben s wedding day wash him down and flip him whoop ti ay wash him down and flip him whoop ti ay he s got a blue eyed wonder to pull him under it s ben s wedding his wedding his wedding day amen