lately i ve been really stressed out i have done many dumb things like leavin a show cos someone in the front row spilled a drink and walking round naked while photographers snapped pics of my peen then claiming i was a victim of shrinkage my manager told me to make a song to apologize he told me to act like my life is hard so people empathize then he said to look at the camera and make sad puppy dog eyes cos it would make my teen girl fans feel bad for me yeah when i publicly say i m sorry everyone will instantly forgive me and once they do that i can get away with anything so once i ve said i m sorry i did bad i can go back to being a douchebag i m sorry yeah sorry yeah sorry i can act like a total piece of shit as long as i say i m sorry for it i could seduce a hot mom and talk her into intercourse tell her to leave her husband for me and cause her to get divorced then when i bail its ok as long as i express remorse ive forgiven for ruining her family eh i could punch a bum in the tummy and i could eat your food if its yummy wow these fries are good i could even kick someones baby as long as i pretend i feel regret i could beat an old man with a baguette im sorry yeah sorry yeah sorry i just saw star wars the force awakens now ill tweet out spoilers of how it ends  oh wait hold on im sorry man im sorry dont do it no im sorry yeah sorry yeah sorry hey i said sorry kylo what the fuck now put my head back on you stupid schmuck 1