what s that on your head a wig what s that on your head a wig i say what s that on your head a wig what s that on your head a wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig sally s got a wig ricky s got a wig baby s got a wig kate s got a wig fred s got a cheap toupee keith s got a big bouffant on we all got wigs so let s go on the neon neon side of town on the neon neon side of town julie s got a wig phyllis has a wig cindy s got a wig j t s got a wig carol s fall fell bubba s got a big bouffant on we all got wigs so let s go on the neon neon side of town on the neon neon side of town on the neon neon side of town on the neon neon side of town hey i bought my wig at the diana shop with a purse to match my hairpiece is so hot it sets off fire alarms woo did something crawl in your wig and die sometimes i part my wig in the middle and sometimes i tease it a little hey did your wig get caught in a lawnmower or something that woman looks like she s got a skunk sittin on top of her head fred bought his hairpiece at a thrift store you know why why cause he didn t want toupee on the neon neon side of town on the neon neon side of town what s that on your head a wig what s that on your head a wig i say what s that on your head a wig what s that on your head a wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wig wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire it s 2525 and we ve got the most wigs alive wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire wigs on fire take it higher take it higher take it higher take it higher it s 2525 and we ve got the hottest dos alive i love to call my wig elana you should hear what it calls you mine looks like cotton candy got so many flies on her wig she needs a bug zapper you gonna put some mousse on your head mousse a moose moooo woooo hoo 