i landed in the forest in a 94 taurus 2 000 light years from my planet lars horris came dizzy out the craft head spinning legs akimbo mc phone home but couldnt get a signal lost on earth with a broken hovercraft a head full of raps and a super rough draft of a reason 4 0 beat that couldnt finish quit it for a minute still in the game to win it your brother knows me he saw me on the news the fbi is sweating me the cults all say its true before i landed in your city and i started melting faces i was up on cygnus working on my spaceship earth is not my home but i guess ill stay i really couldnt find a martian sublet anyway back with a ginormous space laser on my back with my finger on the trigger city setting set to flat i came to chew gum and i came to kick raps but im all out of gum so now lars attacks i came to smash houses and i came to rock tracks now this blocks been demolished so lars attacks you dont know me from adam xenu or bender et or weezy or roger remember just like a giant octopus i go for your esophagus ive kicked it with egyptians and ive chilled in a sarcophagus stonehenge roswell the aztecs the mayans crop circles cattle mutilations easter island that was me but i dont regret it they sold a lot of tabloids now its out because i said it dont let it get to you because i ate your goldfish cause i burned your house down took your cat in sold it this is hard core alien hip hop going on ten years not about to stop watch the milky way collapse like a carl sagan nightmare stephen hawkings texting me im floating like buzz lightyear to infinity beyond and back bought the t shirt got wall e in my rear view telling me his knees hurt what no we didnt have sex wall es a robot so we cant have sex i came to meet jodi and make contact but seti crashed my mac so lars attacks i came to rep the bay and kick it with the pack but space men arent hyphy so now lars attacks i came to chew gum and i came to kick raps but im all out of gum so now lars attacks i came to smash cities and i came to rock tracks godzillas on vacation so lars attacks lars attacks ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha run for cover