where a shady character tries to sell ernie an o shhhhh don t spread it around everyone will want one the salesman hey bud ernie who me the salesman shhhhhh ernie who me the salesman riiiiiiiight how would you like to buy an o round and neat a nearly perfect circle tidy and complete you can sing a pretty song with it like so o o o isn t that catchy ernie ah the salesman would you like to buy an o circular and sweet o looks just like a donut really good enough to eat it ll cost you just a nickel ernie a nickel the salesman shhhhhh ernie a nickel the salesman riiiiiiiight so buy the o and take it home tonight now listen when you buy this o you get two sounds for the price of one you get one sound that you can use for words like olive ostrich and ox and for no extra money you get another sound for like ocean over old and opening so would you like to buy an o i m opening the door it s not often that i offer well could you ask for more it ll cost you just a nickel ernie a nickel the salesman shhhhhh ernie a nickel the salesman riiiiiiiight so buy the o and take it home tonight don t ask any questions just buy the o and take it home tonight you ll really love it so buy the o and take it home tonight