i was born a hundred thousand years ago and there s nothin in this world i do not know why the flag started flying when george washington stopped lying i can lick the man who says that isn t so i saw eve and adam driven from the door i m the man who picked the fig leaf that they wore when the apple they were eating i was from the bushes peeping i can prove that i m the man that ate the core queen elizabeth she fell in love with me poor girl we were married in milwaukee secretly then i snuck around and shook her cause i went with general hooker just to fight mosquitoes down in tennessee i saw noah when he built his famous ark i slipped into it one night when it was dark i saw jonah swallow the whale and i pulled the lion s tale then i crossed the land of canaan on a lark i taught solomon his little abc s and i helped brigham young invent limburger cheese well i sailed out on the bay with methuselah one day and i saved his flowing whiskers from the breeze