oww yeah we gettin ready to do this nice and smooth i am the beef at the party tipsy not sooty met a tip yo her name was judy ooh she had a real big booty jack lalanne ain t get her fruity scoping me up down giving me a frown tryin my best mustn t act like a clown ooh some of your skin is brown can we hang out and play the town nice and smooth i am the beef smooth b the man who makes the rhymes and my rhymes are combined with the mind of another kind i don t know where my dialogue comes from i m just blessed to a large degree my name is smooth b i plan to be the dominator later i ll be seen on the movie screen limousines with jacuzzis and girlies they love me holdin me tight so that i can t leave having a ball like you wouldn t believe playing the role like a royal emperor look at my gold and see that girl i m tempting her to be the man cause i m grand but breaking hearts is not my plan everytime they see me they smile and grin and think of a way to diss their boyfriend then he ll approach me cause he s upset but to stick with his girl would be his best bet cause i m not a joker i don t play games i will always be the same smooth b won t change cause it s nice and smooth i am the beef  payday is here i need my mitt a knot full of fifties no counterfeit so i could get and scoop me a skeezer take her to the cab and let her please her little old me s about dropping to her knees a i found out she s nothing but a teaser but i convinced a freak to get busy her name was l i z z y izzy can i be a friend or you re feeling sad i can make you merr i er it s greg nice not yogi the bear i a nice and smooth i m the beef my name s smooth b i ve got the key and once i was blind but now i see born to rock a mic automatically my father gave to me the authority to change what i can and live peacefully livin life to love giving love to my life to eliminate stress and abolish strife allow me to express with the greatest of ease my gratitude and i ask may i please be a rapologist at the top of the list and together we ll experience the total bliss i ll use a mic not a fist and i ll insist that if you think about battling you ll get dissed don t make fake promises of how i rock cause if you re a real trooper we ll met on top of the rap industry and soon you ll see that we ll make the most mc currency cause it s nice and smooth i m the beef ayo i m the beef ayo yo yo i m the beef yo yo teddy ted the original man i might like sometimes to drink brew and get a little melllow and say hello to a fly booty that s dressed in yellow i m a mack laddy in a brown caddy been around the world freaky fly girls call me daddy and ya don t stop hey i guess i m the gravy huh 