the time has come to be a lover from the argentine to slick my hair down with brilliantine and gargle heavily with listerine wow it s time for max to put his backers on their backs and thrill them with amazing acts those aging nymphomaniacs ah ah ah ah ah ah they were helpless they were hopeless then along came bialy they were joyless they were boyless then along came bialy they re my angels i m their devil and i keep those embers aglow when i woos em i can t lose em cause i cast my spell n they start yellin fire down below they were listing they were sinking then along came bialy they were desp rate they were drinking then along came bialy so romantic they were frantic then their prayers were heard up above heaven sent them their bialy i m the celebration of love  we were helpless we were hopeless then along came bialy life had passed us by and love had stolen away at the end of our rope we d given up hope of one last roll in the hay discarded dolls abandoned wrecks condemned to a life of sitting and knitting when all we really wanted was sex ah did you bring the checky my little turtledove yes but first bialy can we please play one dirty little game here in broad daylight it ll just be a quickie okay what what let s play the distracted tourist and the ever watchful orangutan oy are you trying to kill me please i m exhausted let s play one game with absolutely no sex what how bout the jewish princess and her husband so romantic we were frantic then our prayers were heard up above heaven sent us our bialy he s the celebration of love fire down below we were listing we were sinking then along came bialy we were desp rate we were drinking then along came bialy so romantic we were frantic then our prayers were heard up above it s bialy hail bialy he s the culmination the restoration the consummation the titillation ejaculation oy he s the celebration of love bloom bloom what max what i ve done it i ve done it look we got all the money now all we have to do it put on the biggest flop in history that s great we can do it we can do it we can make a million bucks bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom the show s a go he s raised the money we re on our way keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay we have our backing oh what a day keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay wonder of wonders we have all our cash barring all blunders we should have a smash we know that we can do it gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay then along came bialy we were desp rate we were drinking then along came bialy bialy was romantic our pulse became so frantic it s bialy hail bialy we can do it we can do it we can do it we can make a million bucks ev rything we ve ever wanted is set to come our way we know that we can do it we can make it we won t fake it we were fated to be mated bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom and bloom bialystock and bloom and bloom bialystock and bloom deutschland deutschland uber alles alles in der welt deutschland deutschland uber alles alles in der welt bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom ah ahh ah ah ahh ah ah ah ahh ah ahh ah ah ahh ah ahhhh we can do it they can do it say goodbye to woe and gloom we can do it nothing to it can t you hear that bing bang boom with their brilliance their resilience up together they will zoom we can t miss they were fated to be mated they re bialystock and bloom ahhh 