if i could be anything i d be a machine gun cuz everytime i see you i m sorry i don t own one if i could be anything you know i d be a land mine the next time you step on me will really be the last time if i could be anything i d be an airborne ranger i d jump into your ship when you treat me like a stranger if i could be anything i d be a german u boat sink you like a stone cuz the new guy makes your soul float hold my hand like a knife in my back my nose is bleeding and my eyes are both black got lots of friends i don t need anymore i m steve mcqueen and you re gestapo torture if i could be anything i d be a machine gun cuz everytime i see you i m sorry i don t own one bang bang bang bang i feel better now