i thought that you were joking when you said i want to see you to discuss your contribution to the future of our nations heart and soul six o clock my place whitehall but i arrived just after seven but you said it doesn t matter i understand your situation and your image i m flattered i d just like to tell you that i love all of your albums could you sign this for my daughter she s in hospital her name is miriam now i ll get down to the gist do you want a line of this are you a socialist i m doing fine buzzing all the time just one hit and i feel great and i support the welfare state you must be a socialist because you re always off out on the piss in your private members bar yes you are you superstar well you sing about common people and the misshapes and the misfits so can you bring them to my party can you get them all to to sniff this all i m really saying is come on and rock the vote for me all i need is come on roll up that note for me the gist of all this is do you want hits or do you want misses are you a socialist socialist socialist you can be just what you want to be just as long as you don t try and compete with me and we ve waited such a long time for a chance to help our own kind please come on and toe the party line you owe it to yourself don t think of anyone else we promise we won t tell we won t tell we won t tell