eddie sweaty eddie all of my life that s what they ve called me and that s what i ve been the blur in the background the king of uncool the first at the office the last in the pool and it s tuae but what can i do tell me why can t she see there s much more to me deep within picture a guy a knight in rhinestone armor gleam in his eye a zillion watt smile sharp threads moves that get em starin a turner of heads cool beyond comparin bringin the pride with a spring in his stride and a fistful of style and i i could be that guy i could be the cock of the walk and the talk of the town leadin the pack when the action goes down yeah i i ll betcha i could set the world astir if i only let myself try well i could be that guy for her eddie street people foolish i know i ve never been a charmer just can t let go but if i could i would show em but good that i i could be that guy i could be the dude all in white bathed in light on the floor livin out loud as the crowd shouts for more yes i i could holler yes to destiny time to step out no more fear no more doubt it s time to grow some wings and start to fly  oh i i just gotta relieve i just gotta gotta gotta believe lf i d only believe if i d only believe that i yes i could be that guy i could be the cream of the crop set to pop all the rage blistering hot in a spot center stage yes i i got what it takes to break away eddie but before it s my time to die hell i will be that guy someday ooh maybe someday maybe someday