well he used to be the star of stage and screen but now he only sees half of everything a funny little man with the straight black hair he lost it in an accident but he doesn t care and where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but nothing can stop him now i saw him late last night on the telethon he s doing candy man with his glasses on and then i saw him sing what kind of fool am i he whipped off his glasses and i looked at his eye but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but nothing can stop him now we really love that boy he brought us so much joy he even used to be a goy but things are different now and i m still wonderin how he ll keep an eye out for me now and then but does he see in 3d but is it lookin at me but is it lookin at me but is it lookin at me yeah but where d his eye go yeah he used to be the star of stage and screen but now he only sees half of everything he was a funny little man with straight black hair he lost it in an accident but he doesn t care so where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but nothing can stop him now but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but where d his eye go i don t know but nothing can stop him now i don t know 