i don t care if it rains or freezes as long as i got my plastic jesus ridin on the dashboard of my car through my trials and tribulations and my travels through the nation with my plastic jesus i ll go far ridin down the thoroughfare with a nose up in the air a wreck may be ahead but he don t mind trouble comin he don t see he just keeps his eye on me and any other thing that lies behind chorus with my plastic jesus goodbye and i ll go far i said with my plastic jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car when i m in a traffic jam he don t care if i say damn i can let all my curses roll cos jesus plastico doesn t hear cos he s got a plastic ear the man who invented plastic saved my soul chorus and if i weave around at night policemen think i m very tired they never find my bottle though they ask cos plastic jesus shelters me for his head comes off you see he s hollow and i use him like a flask woa woa woa save me i don t care if it s dark or scary long as i got magnetic mary ridin on the dashboard of my car i feel that i m protected amply i ve got the love of the whole damn family ridin on the dashboard of my car with my plastic jesus i said goodbye and i ll go far and i said with my plastic jesus i said sitting on the dashboard of my car outro when i m goin fornicatin i ve got my ceramic satan sittin on the dashboard of my car women know i m on the level thanks to the wide eyed stoneware devil sneerin from the dashboard of my car
['album rock', 'classic rock', 'dance rock', 'hard rock', 'mellow gold', 'new romantic', 'new wave', 'new wave pop', 'rock', 'soft rock']