i ve hung out with people with money and i ve hung out with people without i ve had friends in high cotton honey and friends with beans for a bank account now what i ve learned is too short for a book and too long for a bumper sticker in this ole world there ain t nothin for sure but far as i can figure you can t get rich in las vegas you can t retire on minimum wages but with a little bit of love and some cable tv we can be happy relatively happy cool as a glass of iced tea happy as we wanna be life dishes out some difficult lessons life might hit us with a couple low blows but when we stop and count up our blessin s it takes ten fingers and a couple of toes now i ve found out what really counts is what they don t teach in college cause it says right here on page number one in the book of common knowledge you can t get rich in las vegas you can t retire on minimum wages but with a little bit of love and some cable tv we can be happy relatively happy cool as a glass of iced tea happy as we wanna be