what s up it s pickles leave a message hey i m calling you back oooh she s been a bitch tonight and by bitch i mean this rain no cab nowhere so i had to put on the wig and the heels and the lashes and the ears and take the train to the club and you know the mta should stand for motherfuckers touching my ass so then i get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat and i m greeted not by miss rose at the door but our friend johnny five o yes honey the nypd shut down the party so no fee for me and i don t even know what s the tea so i hope you re up girl because we are all coming over lock the doors lower the blinds fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels cause i know exactly what we need let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki lock the doors tight let s have a kiki motherfucker i m gonna let you have it let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki dive turn work let s have a kiki we re gonna serve and work and turn and h h honey a kiki is a party for calming all your nerves we re spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve and though the sun is rising few may choose to leave so shade that lid and we ll all bid adieu to your ennui let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki lock the doors tight let s have a kiki motherfucker i m gonna let you have it let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki dive turn work let s have a kiki we re gonna serve and work and turn and h h honey oh what a wonderful kiki this kiki is marvelous let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki lock the doors tight let s have a kiki motherfucker i m gonna let you have it let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki dive turn work let s have a kiki we re gonna serve and work and turn and h h honey let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki lock the doors tight let s have a kiki hunty drop her i m gonna let you have it let s have a kiki i wanna have a kiki boots turn queen let s have a kiki we re gonna serve and work and turn and h h honey