well i ain t very big for twenty one and it seems like i never could have any good clean fun cause every time i d go outside some great big old bully d come along he d hit me in the face and he d knock me to the ground and he d start to kickin me all around and that ain t exactly fair friends that s wrong so i got me a paper the other night and i crawled up on the sofa and i turned on the light and i flipped through the pages till i found the classified ads said take karate from lee hung chow man make your first appointment now this course is guaranteed to make you bad well the next day i drove to the address and by the japanese design i was real impressed it looked like a regular house of the rising sun i walked inside i was all alone i had a nervous feeling down in my bones i was kind of sorry i d ever even come then a giant jap came through the door he must have been at least about seven foot four and he looked like he s prone to easy aggravation he said lee hung chow ah kee dung that s japanese for fee fie foo fum i tried to explain my entire situation he said number one course yankee self defense two hundred dollars and twenty five cents i said what s the twenty five cents for and he said repairs i said repairs to what and he said to you and i thought to myself man that won t do felt about a half inch tall underneath that old slanted stare ah you think he was yella i said i believe i better go check another place he said ha so yankee don t like my race i said now there s a mistake man and that s true i ve been for you japanese all along you japanese just can t do no wrong and i thought you got a mighty dirty deal in world war ii well he grabbed me by the hand and he gave a heave i figured there s a pretty good time to leave before he had a chance to do me any definite harm but my plan worked out in the end you see now no bully s gonna pick on me who s gonna hit a fellow with just one arm 