the hidden moon is rising over forks washington and suddenly you shy away from my body s warmth my muscles are hard as i can make em but that s not enough for you you want me to be cold and hard like a moving marble statue the only thing that you think you need is the one thing that i can never be you don t love me cause i m not edward cullen i can wear sparkly make up and act all brave and sullen but you can t help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes so you think you can t be the one and only girl for me only one man can protect me from harm plus a hundred years of investment made him richer than god for a century he saved his virginity for me but i know all about that girl you scored with in 2003 he s the only man that i can t resist and you can t convince me he does not exist i can t love you cause you re not edward cullen you can wear sparkly make up and act all brave and sullen but i can t help but realise these are golden contacts in your eyes so you can never be the one and only boy for me it s so superficial that you love his fancy cars but edward cullen also never ever has to fart i hope some day his child will rip its way out of your womb give up now and we can still be friends i ll never fall in love with you the only thing that you think you need is the one thing that i can never be you don t love me cause i m not edward cullen i can wear sparkly make up and act all brave and sullen but you can t help but realize these are golden contacts in my eyes so you think you can t be the one and only girl for me