life s about to change in so many ways i m going from just a girl to a mom in a day i can t wait to hug and kiss your perfect face i hope i make you proud of me every single day some people ask me if i m scared but i m not i m feeling so prepared to take on the world with you i can t wait to be a super mom our life together will be lovely and warm play day to school and cuddles baby books bottles toys diapers and more so much barf diarrhea poop and pee crying fighting stressful nights and no more sleep i might lose my mind my youth and sanity too but i m not feeling scared i m so prepared to take on the world with you let s not forget that i ll be a working mom which i can totally handle no problem at all filming and editing my youtube stuff with you barfing on my shoulder can be kind of rough touring the world as miranda sings with a thousand extra suitcases for all of your things writing books and meeting fans with you stuck to my boob but i m not scared i m feeling so prepared to take on the world with you i don t know why people complain being a working mom sounds totally great working twice as hard cause i ve got a lot to prove to to all the businessmen judging my every move phone meetings emails and meet and greets while i smell like my boob milk and your nasty pee world tours editing producing writing singing filming rehearsing nursing burping farting red carpet interviews i ll be late to everything cause you were screaming and i stepped on one of your legos and now i m covered in your poo but i m not scared as long as i ve got you hey baby boy i m so excited to take on the world with you