i got bitten by a radioactive bug i tried an experimental drug i went out for a stroll on a gamma testing range i found an enchanted uru cane i made a serum that made me small i modified the serum so it would make me tall i got radioactive isotope in my eye a dying alien helped me accessorize i gained the proportionate strength of a spider now i m invincible now i can fly i lost my sight and my other senses were heightened i m gonna put on my pajamas and go fight crime now i m a super hero i m a super hero now now i m a super hero i got my super powers my best friend and my girlfriend went into space who d of thought we d get bombarded by cosmic rays it turns out i m the last of a powerful alien race my mother formed me from a lump of magic clay i m given super powers by a yellow sun i studied under the ancient one i got an adamantium skeleton some grizzled old wizard taught me a magic acronym now i got the wisdom of solomon and the strength of hercules i haven t memorized what a z a m was but i still fight evil in my red pajamas i gotta get me a helicopter and you can get a jet plane we ll take out their surveillance tower we can make up code names  and when you get home at the end of your day i ll pack your parachute and put away your utility belt and gas grenades you were never meant to see i showed you my secret identity i suppose i could always hypnotize you if i wanted to but i propose another thing you can wear my decoder ring we ll have matching hovercraft we ll go undercover after all we might just fall like stars from the sky you know too but i know you you won t be happy til you try superhero team up cowboy secret space detective true love super villain two in one the bad guys have taken over washington don t be scared cause i m prepared there s an emergency but i m ready cause fortunately i m a super hero too i got super powers just like you now i m a super hero now i m a super hero now i m a super hero i got my
['geek folk', 'geek rock']