lazy stadium night catfish on the mound strike three the umpire said batter have to go back and sit down catfish million dollar man nobody can throw the ball like catfish can used to work on mr finleys farm but the old man wouldnt pay so he packed his glove and took his arm and one day he just ran away come up where the yankees are dress up in a pinstripe suit smoke a custom made cigar wear an alligator boot carolina born and bred love to hunt the little quail got a hundred acre spread got some huntin dogs for sale reggie jackson at the plate seeing nothing but the curve swing too early or too late got to eat what catfish serve  even billy martin grins when the fish is in the game every season twenty wins gonna make the hall of fame 1