dear penis i don t think i like you anymore you used to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor oh dear penis i don t like you anymore it used to be you and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine that s all we needed to get by now it seems things have changed i think that you re the one to blame dear penis i don t like you anymore now he sings dear rodney i don t think i like you anymore cause when you get to drinkin you put me places i ve never been before dear rodney i dont like you anymore why can t we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship come to terms with truly how we feel if we put our heads together we d just stay home forever dear penis i think i like you after all oh and rodney while yer shavin shave my balls