i feel lovely to live in a bachelors pad i feel lucky but its not my choice to feel bad its not weary no matter how sad that i roll cause here by your side i m so pious and kind oh i love your stadium soul i ve been nervous i love you too much my dear it s not murder but thank you for waiting five years what s so impressive is there is no doubt in my mind i ll just say i get by with your way oh it s such a beautiful crime love you till i m ninety nine i have to be affected i had to be the schmuck who tries to be smart i had to be obsessive in my compulsion in the effort of playing my part so don t relax me mr gatsby and leave thy bachelors home 