everyone s so kind and humble don t you know that i can see right through it keeping all their comments down you know it ain t a boast if you can do it and everyone says say hey and everyone says did you see that kid play i ve got to give the kid a hand but there s nothing that he can do better than i can i m ted fucking williams people say it s hard to like a man who doesn t fail and show he s a human but failure s not a sign of grace it only means you don t know what you re doing and everyone says hey mick mantle this mantle that it makes me sick it s just so hard to see why do they like him better than me i m ted fucking williams and everyone says hey duke like everything i did was some kind of fluke i gotta give the duke a hand but there s nothing that he can do better than i can i m ted fucking williams1