silent night i got evenings to spare that nobody will share i guess there ain t no santa clause i don t flirt i don t dance cause i don t get a chance i guess there ain t no santa clause jingle bells wedding bells ring so merely but jingle bells and wedding bells never ring for me like the clock on the shelf i hold hands with myself i guess there ain t no santa claus i got wine i got cheer i got nobody here i guess there ain t no santa claus well they sure got it right when they sing silent night i guess there ain t no santa claus lovers walk holding hands everywhere i go ready set here i stand neath the mistle toe sugarplums in my head only me in my bed i guess there ain t no santa claus my dad and mother told one another they saw a future for me but since i ve grown up i got to own up it s not like they said it would be lovers walk holding hands everywhere i go ready set here i stand neath the mistle toe sugarplums in my head only me in my bed i guess there ain t no santa claus i guess there ain t no santa claus i guess guess there ain t no santa claus