well jake we finally did it our first album that was great man hell yeah seriously though dude i really think people are gonna love this and honestly how great is it that we can actually just relax for once right i know right talking bout a pizza party call up all our friends friends oh my god what dude what dude we forgot to do the cameo track man we didn t call any of our friends to be on the album we re screwed they re gonna get here and be like thanks for calling us assholes oh no you re right this could ruin everything get a hold of yourself dude it s not over yet we can still turn this around probably we can uhhhhhhh sure we can we just gotta do one big show what waitwaitwait one big show you know like on like on broadway yes yes yes yes exactly girard umm shitshitshit okay make some calls have everyone meet me in the studio in fifteen seconds we ride together we die together big bad bosses for life eat a dick 