the other day i don t know if you ve ever gotten this it was about 2 30 in the afternoon i got the itchy est asshole i ve ever gotten on record and i keep a record of my itchy assholes may 14 1985 i had a very itchy asshole this one ousted it get outa here old itchy asshole oh it s the worst isn t it agh you just feel usually your at work or some place that you can t focus on it you gotta do some other activities right the entire day you try to bounce around try to shake it out