pardon me i m kinda plastered i ve been drinkin since noon so forgive me i just need a little room cause at any given minute i might fuck around and throw up then hop inside my pickup hit the lot and go do donuts fuck the police so what hey grab that weed and roll up ask me what my name is i ll probably tell em i m tore up hold up hold up i really mean it hold up i told that bitch to pull me through kinda like a tow truck my homie on that lean he s swayin like a rocker and now he s movin slower than a granny with a walker i told that bitch to come here i really need a driver and then i told her treat my dick like a breathalyzer i m drunk i smoke beer drink weed ride around singin fuck the police i sip pills pop lean ride around singin fuck the police alright i m fucked up and i know it shit i m stumblin thinkin i m spittin pimpin to this bitch but i m just i had an idea i can get this hoe to my room and make her squirt all i need is weed to drink and beer to smoke and usher what keepin up with me is tough i always go hard i m never goin home i m crashin out on the studio couch tonight on crown leave me alone i m in my zone and i m feelin it high or drunk it don t matter i m killin shit the name is lil wyte if you didn t know by now might take your liquor and weed and steal your bitch don t give a fuck who fuck the police too must be my memphis tennessee attitude i ma cool motherfucker i m just actin rude i got no class to put me in a bad mood i m a little bit ratchet and trippy at all times i m turnt up to the max these ain t just rhymes i m on my juicy j shit it s been 30 o clock and that s the perfect time  i smoke beer drink weed ride around singin fuck the police i sip pills pop lean ride around singin fuck the police popcorn i pull up to the club bumpin country music them people look at me like i was really fuckin stupid i m ridin round drunk listenin to jason aldean sippin on that purple shit and smokin on that al green much as i ve been drinkin man i ain t even thinkin i told this bitch that my dick was smaller than my pinky don t know what i was thinkin but maybe i could pull her and then i told the bitch to grab a beer out of my cooler woo man i m a hilarious guy i might cum before i fuck like american pie now they sayin that i m longer so don t cuss no more and then i tell em shit fuck damn cunt whore i smoke beer drink weed ride around singin fuck the police i sip pills pop lean ride around singin fuck the police popcorn