i woke up this morning but i didn t wake till the afternoon because i slept in late with a great mental state and a date with destiny i ll roll down the block without a copper even stressing me let alone arrestin me or givin me a ticket it s comin into summer and the weather s fuckin wicked so i figured i d be hitting the beach look at skinny dippers titties and get something to eat after half a pound of chips and a flounder burger i was sitting on my arse like a council worker reminiscin about being pissed off about my house burnin down to the ground and being out on my arse before my change of fortune now i score tunes don t get up before noon so yo mamma s on the head of my knob and it s better than heading to my dead end job because the boss was a cock head when i was a clerk so i clocked him and now i don t work it s beautiful day and i can use a cliche cause i am the greatest like cassius clay i got the world at my feet and my toe jam s nasty fuck i m good just ask me i couldn t give a shit about your corporate hierarchy fuck i m good just ask me i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i rock around in track and thongs fucked off a bucket bong if you don t like it you can come suck a long dick cause i m brit pop all the way to hip hop i get so plastered you d think i m drinking gyprock but i m shit hot no matter how you look at it and my make you wanna read the book a let don t cause i m cooking it like the iron chef that s why i m deaf up to the high clef the rhymes are fat like chief wiggum and in fact i never lag it s like a magic pack of tim tams we re the duck s nuts and you suck and i don t give a damn so good on the cut they should call me edward scissorhands so give a hand for me and my associates well that s just inappropriate smoke me a kipper bitch i m from the ipa switch side of town don t forget to write it down what the fuck it ain t gangster rap think you re tougher then you d probably suffer wanker s cramp and i ll thank you to fuck right off professional fuckwits take one night off  i m evil eddie with a rock steady microphone mastery fuck i m good just ask me as a concept the intellect can t grasp me fuck i m good just ask me i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i can t believe how dope i am i m the motherfuckin man i got the strong profile without the help of rhinoplasty fuck i m good just ask me kicking arse in the charts but you can t class me fuck i m good just ask me i just had a threesome with ya mamma and your auntie fuck i m good just ask me and they re coming back this arv for the bukkake party my dick is bigger than a wigwam and you can see my pee pee three feet above the tv and if you are getting very sleepy wake up i m a jet set go getter but i got a vendetta just got a death threat over the phone better go lay low under ground like a bilby chill man people wanna kill me but i don t let that bullshit sweat me i m at ya mamma s if you wanna come and get me you shady fuck i may be stuck in a crazy situation but i m favoured by lady luck you wanna stop me you d wanna do it properly ah fuck somebody shot me 