i used to pray for another star wars or indiana jones now i pray to meet george lucas so i can break his goddamn nose i d love to choke out steven spielberg and then castrate michael bay cause bumblebee wasn t a fucking camaro and the ninja turtles aren t from space why would you make another karate kid and then have him learn kung fu why wait for 30 years to make a christmas story 2 at least j j and disney can t make star wars any worse unless they transport jar jar binks into the star trek universe why can t an awesome movie ever be enough why do we always have to wreck the things we love to jump the shark till we learn to nuke the fridge we re done with wrecking tv shows so let s burn the movie bridge dear ridley scott could you please not say that the aliens are jesus in prometheus it didn t make any sense at least you didn t hire the dreaded reboot king to gut miami vice and total recall fuck you colin farrell you re the devil fuck you colin farrell you re the devil fuck you michael bay you re the devil fuck you george lucas you re the devil fuck you colin farrell you re the devil fuck you colin farrell you re the devil fuck you michael bay you re the devil you ran it right into the ground you ran it you ran it you ran it right into the ground the sequels the prequels the reboots worse each time around you ran it you ran it right into the ground you ran it you ran it you ran it right into the ground you ran it you ran it you ran it you ran it right into the ground you ran it you ran it you ran it right into the ground
['orgcore', 'power-pop punk', 'ramonescore', 'vancouver punk']