my folks had me committed just two weeks ago my best friend ran off with my girl those two damn bozos oh and don t you know it hurts but hey she ain t the first she ain t the first i was a teenage bonehead yes it s true i was a teenage bonehead a wah ah oo i was a teenage bonehead just because of you of you my parents kicked me out i m sick of them so i don t care my girl sent me a postcard saying glad that you re not here oh and don t you know it hurts but hey she ain t the first she ain t the first i was a teenage bonehead yes it s true i was a teenage bonehead a wah ah oo i was a teenage bonehead just because of you of you she never said goodbye to me now i sit here wondering where she is and what she s eating oh and don t you know it hurts but hey she ain t the first she ain t the first i was a teenage bonehead yes it s true i was a teenage bonehead a wah ah oo i was a teenage bonehead just because of you just because of you 