well i think ill be their god its my children that i love ima make my son out of dirt ima walk with him when he grows up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be a husband its my woman that i love ima lay her ass down in the dirt and i ll wait around nine more months oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be a farmer its the good earth that i love ima plant my seed right here in the dirt dig anything that grows up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be a preacher its the good book that i love ima preach my called to the dirt save anybody who comes up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be an oilman its the money that i love ima dig right down in the dirt stand clear and watch money come up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be a soldier its a country that i love ima set my sights right over that dirt kill anybody who comes up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh  i think ill be a killer its killing that i love ill hide my bodies in the dirt i pray to god that nothing comes up pray to god that nothing comes up oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh well i think ill be their god its my children that i love