well i sent my pretty baby to the neighborhood store my head was vibrating from the night before i said you d better hurry as she went out the gate my system needs a helper and i don t mean a steak she had a cold six pack when she got back but it was ahhohhh hic up root beer well now you can just imagine i was shocked to death for nearly twenty minutes couldn t get my breath my mind began to wonder would i ever get well if i leave it to my baby well you can t never tell cause everything went numb when i saw what she d brung it was ahhohhh hic up root beer home brew lightning bay alcohol even good ol mountain dew moonshine grapevine any ol kind would do well now you could be my doctor or my little nurse but get me something quick before i die or get worse i only need a toddy just a little drink yeah that should be enough to put me back in the pink but everything went black when i looked in the sack it was ahhohhh hic up root beer well i began to thinking i d be better off dead but then i just remembered bout my ol uncle ned he s got a little business squeezing juice out of corn and i began to praise the day my uncle was born cause you can t get any kicks when you re in this fix out of ahhohhh hic up root beer home brew lightning bay alcohol even good ol mountain dew moonshine grapevine any ol kind would do well now you could be my doctor or my little nurse but get me something quick before i die or get worse i only need a toddy just a little drink yeah that should be enough to put me back in the pink but everything went black when i looked in the sack it was ahhohhh hic up root beer