the black silhouette appears at my door dragging me out i m clawing the floorboards and pretty soon i m all heads up for long bombs and double knotting my keds up fake left go long quarterback sneak try to wriggle out of it i ll knock you into next week curve ball bean ball spit ball damn it all sports nut alcatraz digging out the back wall don t blame me i don t wanna run a buttonhook i m in the middle of a good book i quit and i don t need to win i don t wanna be an easy out again why don t you stay here and play with yourself i quit and i don t need to win i don t wanna be an easy out again why don t you stay here and play with yourself it s not that i m weak or don t like outside sometimes i submit and sometimes i hide out and it s a lowly existence but when the low survives it s from persistence fake left go long quarterback sneak try to wriggle it out of it i ll knock you into next week man on first man on third nerd on second with the knees like a bird don t blame me i don t wanna run a buttonhook i m in the middle of a good book  i quit and i don t need to win i don t wanna be an easy out again why don t you stay here and play with yourself i quit and i don t need to win i don t wanna be an easy out again why don t you stay here and play with yourself here s a ball there s a yard go and chase it like a stupid st bernard here s a ball there s a yard go and chase it like a stupid st bernard here s a ball there s a yard go and chase it like a stupid st bernard why don t you stay here and play with yourself yourself