webby s agent webb you got the cd webby course i got the fuckin cd man fuckin big meeting and shit we re pretty late though you think we re gonna be good webby s agent i think we re gonna be all set man just pick up your pants a little bit no talking about adderal no talking about banging this guy s wife like keep it real good webby of course of course oh shit is that that fucking barstaloan dude again webby s agent man that guy emails me every day barstaloan yo get your hands off me man stop i got rights stop get off me bodyguard fuck your rights you need to evacuate right now barstaloan i know i scared this bodyguard man oh oh you got chris webby up in this motherfuckin office that s who your next appointment is chris webby y all don t want barstaloan but you re gonna fuck with chris webby up in this bitch bodyguard will you get out of here barstaloan get the fuck off me man bodyguard what barstaloan chris webby fuck you fuck homegrown fuck all that other bullshit get the fuck off me man fuck you chris webby webby fuck me fuck you fuck you buddy barstaloan what old ass copy machine is that barstaloan i got ink jets boy like a motherfuckin sauna up in here man that s what bitches say when they get in my car nigga it s like a motherfuckin sauna up in here damn barstaloan yeah bitch cause i m fuckin hot bodyguard c mon let s go barstaloan nah get your fuckin hands off me yo it s all conspiracy my nigga i m telling you it s trilluminati or illuminati something like that my boy told me look at the you page no i mean the youtube page it was something but fuck you i know y all niggas is part of that shit i see all these piramids when i m walkin in yo kenny get the fuck out of here bodyguard let s go and don t come fuckin back here webby hey how you doin secretary i m really sorry about that webby nah it s cool i keep seeing that fuckin guy everywhere secretary he s been in here about four times this week webby really interesting anyways i have a meeting today with marty secretary chris webby webby yeah yeah uh that would be me secretary he s down the hall first door on the left webby oh i see it uh thank you thank you appreciate that marty lisa where are my fax messages i asked for those ten minutes ago let s get it together that not what the fuck i asked for i asked you to do something you do it right otherwise you re fired webby hey marty marty marty oh mister thirty minutes i m late guy how you doin webby uh i m uh good marty well know you ve got five minutes to impress me so sell me yourself you got videos can you rap webby yeah i mean did you like research marty i don t have time for the internet webby alright uh yo fuck kenny you wanna just beatbox real quick kenny beatbox activating webby coughs marty is that coming out of his mouth i m an untrained dog no collar had loose screws since i was a toddler yo don t bother up in this bitch drinking vodka like water do you read me roger i am a monster all you young buck white kids put the mic down i am your father still be drinking like i did when i was up at hofstra taking more shots than i did playing contra hold up hold up hold up wait let me take a sip of water i don t know if i m straight lost track of all the lit s that i drank and i m feeling like i just might faint but i lace my sneakers eat a piece of pizza and throw another bottle right up on the visa bangin out those speakers going hard in the paint like i fucked mona lisa uh where the chronic b my short term memory is chronically fucked up cause i burn down constantly how could i shape up i forgot geometry but they gon learn ct in geography cause i got the whole damn world watching me it s hard to even keep up with it honestly let s gettin it muthafuckin poppin b we re losing brain cells i don t think i m leaving this motherfucker til somebody takes away my keys and shit i haven t been trained well i m so disobedient got that verbal dope so just holla if you need a fix drop a freestyle daily fire lighting up a bong up that ll take me higher crazy rhymer that s known to cross the line like a stereotypical asian driver web so sick that i make em nauseous go balls out never play it cautious went from a dorm room to rapping to muthafuckers wearing suits in a label office i m a beast on the mic with a beatbox flow anybody steppin after he rocks no he got flow i m an animal follow my name with an e i e i e i o seat ride low when i m cruising in with a cup full of brown like julian with a trailer park boy and some hooligans got bars yeah kid i got a few of them it s c web marty mc donald s coca cola chris webby in lights billboard times square you ll be holding babies on ad commercials webby that s cool babies why babies i don t understand this marty you know what you wanna make money webby i mean marty a million dollars webby that s cool i don t know marty five albums eight years webby webby s agent kenny what five albums damn nah nah webby i marty so no deal webby s agent yeah we re not gonna webby i i mean i m just not so sure marty get out of my office leave the pen here too webby damn alright marty lisa next meeting and bring me a coffee and my fucking granola bar 7