ah you ve got to be joking you re taking the piss i d have to be stupid to go on with this i wasn t born yesterday or even last week it s someone with sailing experience you seek i wouldn t sail with you on the last ship aground in a biblical flood i d be better off drowned so drink up your bevies and have a good sup i ll be no part of this fancy o brian s dreamed up find some other idiot to pilot your craft and tomorrow you ll be sober had away had away had away with you all you know you ve got nothing you ve got nothing at all had away you re just pissing your beer up the wall and you re out of your tiny minds i had a friend on the ships his name was joe dorsey he d get into port he d be straight to the horsies he begged and he pleaded he was some operator 600 to one and he d pay me back later he claimed it was certain that we d be in clover and the next time we sailed past the white cliffs of dover we d be sailing a yacht of our own to the med i lent him the money i was out of me head i didn t see hide of him for nine months maybe ten and didn t the bastard just ask me again for the loan of a tenner he d pay me back soon all the money he owed me i answered the loon i once had a girl down in tenerife a passionate courtship albeit brief but what happened next it just beggared belief if i tell you you ll be sober the second night in she claims she s with child before yesterday night she d been pure undefiled i must be the father court papers she d filed so what did i tell her my rovers 