cue the pipe organ okay grover greetings it is i the count ah yes and now the great richard elliott shall play his masterful version of the twelve days of christmas and i the count shall help him count day one on the first day of christmas what did my true love give to me one partridge in one pear tree a very strange gift but thoughtful just the same next comes day two two turtle doves and as we say on sesame street the letter t is for two ah ha ha day three my true love gave to me three three french hens she must have a thing for birds day four you guessed it more birds hmm calling birds who knew they liked to use the telephone ah ha ha and now day five oh happy day five golden rings and five happy couples oh oh i always cry at weddings oh  now on day six my true love gave to me six geese a laying again with the birds day seven unbelievable but true my true love gave to me seven swans as if i did not have enough birds already but then we get to day eight and finally my true love has taken the hint no more birds just eight maids a milking ah wonderful day nine oh this is a fun one nine ladies dancing and i want to dance as well mmm oh yes day ten ten lords a leaping wow those are some leaping feet mr elliott thank you and now my favorite part the pipers piping part one moment day eleven we don t need the eleven pipers piping we have plenty of pipes to go around let us play together here we go and now finally on the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me twelve drummers drumming the twelve days of christmas ah wonderful now what else can i count ah the trees that s one christmas tree two christmas trees three trees four trees ah what else ah yes the choir i will count the choir that s one choir member two choir members three 360 choir members ah now all the people ah i will uh count yourselves people the twelve days of christmas i love it ah ha ha wonderful ah yes just wonderful mr elliott