this is the story of how i learned my lesson who would have thought that true love could be the perfect intervention well anyway here i am a changed man a new life a new love a new game plan promise me that you ll never let them break us never let them change us because your love is contagious this love is outrageous this love should be famous i washed my hand of my past and my deceiving now you re my new faith and the road that i belive in who would have thought that one girl could clean me up like purell charge me up like duracell crack the whip and give me hell never a saint but don t label me a sinner i ve dealt some dirty cards but that doesn t mean i ll hit and quit her baby i could be your winner i could be your chicken dinner don t buy into all the chatter it s just getting in our way they re trying to spread rumores i tell you you re my main girl ghosts of the past are like tabloids in a magazine selling you my story like the main event on tmz they paint you a picture of a man that i don t want to be can t they just accept that zp has come clean while they re trying to bring us down i trying to get us out i try to halt the negative i try to calm the doubt these walls that we re living in are strangling our fate i can t give up just like gilligan trying to escape man i m stuck on an island but i m going to give you more i ll build you a boat out of kisses and we ll sail to any port just sit back and relax girl because i m going to be your captain and when it all ends and mary ann is home back in kansas and mr howell has topped the dow and ginger is with her cameras well i ll be on the main land laying with my mrs yeah you heard me right i said mrs not a mistress  don t buy into all the chatter it s just getting in our way they re trying to spread rumores i tell you you re my main girl i know that i m not perfect i ve done things i m ashamed of don t listen to them baby i tell you you re my main girl we could do good things together be my bread i ll be your cheddar all i want is to be with you day and night you are the only one for me don t buy into all the chatter it s just getting in our way they re trying to spread rumores i tell you you re my main girl i know that i m not perfect i ve done things i m ashamed of don t listen to them baby i tell you you re my main girl 