i m breaking my mother s heart the longer i stand looking at you the more i hear it splinter and crack from ninety miles away i m breaking my mother s heart the jcc of spring valley is shaking and crumbling to the ground and my grandfather s rolling rolling in his grave if you had a tattoo that wouldn t matter if you had a shaved head that d be cool if you came from spain or japan or the back of a van just as long as you re not from hebrew school i d say now i m getting somewhere i m finally breaking through i d say hey hey shiksa goddess i ve been waiting for someone like you i ve been waiting through danica schwartz and erica weiss and the handelman twins i ve been waiting through heather greenblatt annie mincus karen pincus and lisa katz and stacy rosen ellen kaplan julie silber and janie stein i ve had shabbas dinners on friday nights with every shapiro in washington heights but the minute i first met you i could barely catch my breath i ve been standing for days with a phone in my hand like an idiot scared to death i ve been wandering through the desert i ve been beaten i ve been hit my people have suffered for thousands of years and i don t give a shit if you had a pierced tongue wouldn t matter if you once were in jail or you once were a man if your mother and your brother had relations with each other and your father was connected to the gotti clan i d say fuck it nobody s perfect it s tragic but it s true i d say hey hey shiksa goddess i ve been waiting for someone like you breaking the circle you taking the light you you are the story i should write i have to write if you drove an rv that wouldn t matter if you like to drink blood i think it s cute if you ve got a powerful connection to your firearm collection i say draw a bead and shoot i m your hebrew slave at your service just tell me what to do i d say hey hey hey hey i ve been waiting for someone i ve been praying for someone i think that i could be in love with someone like you