i call you every hour on the telephone i work my fingers right down to the bone i even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn t be alone got you a trailer about the size of maine bought a mile of interstate in your name i ve given you everything baby what do you want from me i burned all of my porno cause you were pmsing you say it offends you all the talking it never ends disconnected my x box and ditched all my friends so you could go to the opera dumped all of my girlfriends even the dirty ones you say they annoy you they want to destroy you i ve given you everything baby what do you want from me got you a picture you could put in a frame wearing a suit all checkered and lame i even signed it at the bottom so you d remember my name took you to target for a birthday meal got you an autographed buns of steel so whats the deal i ve given you everything baby what do you want from me burned all of my porno cause you were pmsing you say it offends you all the talking it never ends disconnected my x box and ditched all my friends so you could go to the opera dumped all my girlfriends even the dirty ones you say they annoy you they want to destroy you i ve given you everything baby what do you want from me i give you everything ziroconian diamond rings got you lo jack for your pontiac and some decals for your fingernails and your bass master singing trout and a tv and a cd and a dvd from qvc and baby whatcha think of me burned all of my porno you say it offends you disconnected my x box baby what do you want from me what do you want from me what do you want from me 