went downtown to see my cousin he plays guitar like a chainsaw buzzin in the crowd i see his mom and dad i said hey uncle man your son is bad sometimes sometimes bad is bad i said cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad across the street a neon sign all you can eat for a dollar ninety nine this old stew is the baddest in the land but one dollar s worth was all that i could stand sometimes sometimes bad is bad i said cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad i came back uptown to see my marie nobody home so i opened the door with my key i love you baby was the note that i read but there s a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed sometimes sometimes bad is bad i said cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad i said cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad i said cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad