i don t wanna leave bernadette but i don t wanna live with the jet set i don t wanna leave with you payin all my debts with that alimony palimony whatever it is you get ooh bernadette you are so expensive you ve never done a day s work in your life you ve got no incentive you ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you ve slept with ooh bernadette you are so expensive i can t get a job bernadette so all that i can offer are a lot of bad debts if you marry me bernadette you ll lose the alimony palimony whatever it is you get ooh bernadette you are so expensive you ve never done a day s work in your life you ve got no incentive you ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you ve slept with ooh bernadette you are so expensive ooh bernadette bernadette ooh bernadette bernadette maybe a famous rock star will fly you away then you ll eat him all up and spit him out with a dash of perrier and when you ve had enough you ll throw him away and take him for all you can get yeah you like it don t you bernadette i don t want to leave bernadette but i wanna keep a little bit of self respect i don t want to leave with you paying all my debts with that alimony palimony whatever it is you get ooh bernadette you are so expensive you ve never done a day s work in your life you ve got no incentive women like you oughta be locked up for giving others a bad name ohh bernadette you are so expensive ooh bernadette bernadette ooh bernadette i think you re sad