making love underneath the bed shooting stars from a purple sky i don t care how i do it i m the man on the flaming pie i stick my tongue out and lick my nose tuck my shirt in and zip my fly well go ahead i have a vision i m the man on the flaming pie everything i do has a simple explanation when i m with you you could do with a vacation i took my brains out and stretched em on the rack now i m not so sure i m ever gonna get em back cut my toes off to spite my feet i don t know whether to laugh or cry but never mind just check my rhythm i m the man on the flaming pie i m the man on the flaming pie everything i do has a simple explanation when i m with you you could do with a vacation i took my brains out and stretched em on the rack now i m not so sure i m ever gonna get em back i m the man on the flaming pie yes i m the man on the flaming pie well i m the man on the flaming pie