i d be runnin from the cops and shit you know cause we have like curfew eleven o clock and you had to be home niggas had to be home about eleven negroes twelve and white cops worked at night your ass was in trouble if they caught you right they d catch you and ahh cop get your hands up black boy ahhh cop shutup punk get your hands against the wall there is no wall cop find one cop put the handcuffs on him fred he d put the handcuffs on and he s really skinny they just slip off goddamn put em on his ankles or ass or something handcuff your thighs y know pop you into the car take you downtown you been downtown you folks know about going downtown and they talk shit to you right cop good thing you ain t in alabama boy we d clean your goddamn plow and i d be glad i wasn t in alabama too i hate it for them to call my father up right police department mr pryor we have your son down here at headquarters father what about it fuck him i d hate it for my father to come get me outta jail right cause i know he s gonna beat my ass right y know i d be praying somethin happen to him on the way down there but he always showed up father uh huh i m gonna get you out uh huh i m gonna get you out but i m gonna tear your ass now i told you mumbles uh how much is it ma am ten dollars yeah i m gon pay it and i m gon knock the shit outta mumbles under breath i couldn t lie to my old man nothin right cause he could hypnotize me right he had them eyes check you right out father say man you fuckin up in school again huh yes i am hey you ever notice like on the nights like white people come out early on saturday night and go home and leave it to the niggas it s great like we think that all that we can sit in the same club together white and black and not understand eachother it s amazing it can only happen in america i used to love getting arrested though on saturday night cause it was fun if you was in the line up it was like being in show business cause like all the ugly white girls couldn t get in they said niggas raped em police alright come on now you wanna go down you were down last week you know what to do don t cha it was a lot of fun unless you got picked it was yo ass police alright bring it up up there allen t johnson suspected of grand theft auto step forward allen uhh i d like to say somethin about that uhh i thought that was my mother s car man i went downtown my mother told me to pick the car up at 1 30 and it was in front of the bank and i was took the car and i was about two blocks from home and i done this white lady sittin next to me screamin and shit i didn t know what was happenin i thought it was a stick up in fact i want to press charges aganist her because she scratched my hand and shit and yelled all in my ear and hurt my ear and everythin and i have medical reports to prove that police you want a ass whoopin buddy t wilson uh handin out anti government literature step forward buddy you re goddamn right that s right i m gonna hand out a ass whoopin when i get these handcuffs off and i got your badge number chump police i don t wanna hear it nigga get that process out your head arnold t perkins molesting school children step forward arnold uhh gee whiz can we dim these lights this is ridiculous this is uhh this is obscene in itself gentlemen i have some friends on the city council and you will hear from them i ve never molested any child or done any anything in the community i ve done the best i can at all times police okay step back just a minute 