in the furthest dive from nowhere i took my life off track confronted by an ancient man a lipstick demon on his back he grabbed me with his leather claws and he stared into my soul and he said you re too proud to be wise son but you re too stupid to grow old he said he said he said he said i ll tell you a little story bout the wicked witch of wonder oh bout the wicked witch of wonder hey bout the wicked witch of wonder oh bout the wicked witch of wonder hell no don t let her take my soul he said those wedding bells and her hair of fire it tied his tongue in prison chains and broke him with desire how could a woman with innocence and beauty too take the soul of a poor young boy when she said i do he said he said he said he said i ll tell you a little story bout the wicked witch of wonder oh bout the wicked witch of wonder hey bout the wicked witch of wonder oh bout the wicked witch of wonder hell no don t let her take my soul and he leaned in with his dead blue eyes and he asked me with his lizard lips son why are you surprised i responded like a cautious child who is this wicked witch you ain t never seem man so terrified like a dog he was ready to quit he wouldn t vocalize the answer but he told me with his eyes i ve seen so many things my son your mothers who i truly despise oh no now oh yeah bout the wicked witch of wonder bout the wicked witch of wonder bout the wicked witch of wonder hell no don t let her take my soul