ladies and gentlemen in the center ring presenting nilsson and his shandemanium shadow po ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in his shande shandara shadrach meshach abednego and huh what shadma is it what s it who s in the center ring i just don t understand that what alright ten little indians standing in a line one stood lookin at another man s wife then there were nine nine little indians their hearts all full of hate one took another s goods then there were eight eight little indians they just got down from heaven one told a lie about another s best friend then there were seven seven little indians all tryin to get their kicks one thought he found another way to get to heaven then there were six six little indians all tryin to stay alive one took another s life then there were five  five little indians all tryin to find the door one pulled his mother down then there were four four little indians all thinkin that they gotta be free one little indian forgot to say his prayers then there were three three little indians decidin what they re gonna have to do one took the name of god in vain then there were two two little indians thinkin that they oughta have some fun one took a likin to a picture of himself then there was one one little indian out lookin for the sun at six o clock the moon came out then there were none 