sexy motherfucker sexy motherfucker they call me deadpool i m hella fast came to merc the bad guys and get some ass got blades for days got guns galore got combo moves evades and more with bear traps and hand grenades pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face poppin off caps leave a trail of guts sittin on my chair scratchin my nuts listen up i got somethin to say that s right i run my mouth all day step up take a bloodbath now you re tryin to run and it s makin me laugh i move like a freakin ninja hand to hand you know i ll end ya got two swords now all up in ya i don t care if i offend ya all these bitches are prima donnas i stuff my face with chimichangas tacos and beers always keepin it loose hang on for a minute while i m droppin a deuce i m bout to take you all to school with guns and knives tellin jokes and breakin the rules i came for the taco s playin with the ladies and the family jewels to bust a nut bout to throw down with all these fools so come and get some captain deadpool nah just deadpool merc with a mouth i can t die one foot in a grave but i m still alive try to kill me i ll just revive then i ll put another bullet right between your eyes hey goons thugs and bosses guess what i brought colossus time s up better count your losses kickin that ass as my girlfriend watches don t stop when i shoot full auto is on your ass is grass and i m mowin the lawn hot lead to the head and i won t stop whatcha gunna do when i hack and chop run away you know that i ll chase every bad guy put em right in their place revenge i m gunna give you a taste i m sexy as hell but i cover my face where you gunna go to tryin to hide but you know i ll find you tippy toes sneakin up behind you i m deadpool do i have to remind you regenerate because it s cool when i fall off a ledge the crazy ass guards always lookin to duel so click click boom i don t believe in the golden rule i came to get laid note to the ladies i m not a tool i m a sexy motherfucker 