dear sir or madam will you read my book it took me years to write will you take a look it s based on a novel by a man named lear and i need a job so i want to be a paperback writer paperback writer it s the dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife doesn t understand his son is working for the daily mail it s a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer paperback writer it s a thousand pages give or take a few i ll be writing more in a week or two i can make it longer if you like the style i can change it round and i want to be a paperback writer paperback writer if you really like it you can have the rights it could make a million for you overnight if you must return it you can send it here but i need a break and i want to be a paperback writer paperback writer 