hello colin it s the fez who has angered the volcano god who has angered the volcano god who has angered the volcano god who has angered the volcano god you have angered the volcano god i d like to help you son but you smell like a goat chonga the goat boy s in the village again chonga the goat boy s in the village again he s frightening the women and he s raping the men because chonga the goat boy s in the village again excuse me while i puke and die know what pisses me off huh you know what what really gets me mad in this life it s the goddamn periodic table of elements they ve got 109 or so naturally occuring elements then they ve got 10 or 11 of these non naturally occuring man made elements they give them names like einsteinium californium and nobelium and what i want to know is if they re man made just how the hell can they be elements huh know what s bothering my mind there s a time for taking and a time for giving but ripping off the butthole surfers is how we make our living 
['alternative rock', 'anti-folk', 'cowpunk', 'hardcore punk', 'philly indie', 'punk', 'ska punk']