hello and welcome to the dating game and let us begin bachelor number one enjoys chilling out at the beach and drinking champagne bachelor number two enjoys going to parties and meeting fine young ladies bachelor number three enjoys relaxing in his miami beach mansion and cruising in his cadillac brougham with truz n vogues and now ladies and gentlemen let s bring out today s contestant yummy bachelor number one ill start with you when you re with a girl what do you do i take them to a playground and quick as i can we ll take a dip in the pool and build a castle from sand we ll drink champagne and sing love songs take a ride in the benz or the cadillac brougham then a trip on a ship you know it baby cause the kid don t play bachelor number two how do you know where in the world girls like to go i really don t know but i ll take the chance we can go to hawaii or even japan hop in my jet and get cold ill fly to china or maybe brazil take a ride down the nile eat escargot swing through the jungle and beat our bongos now bachelor number three todays my day i brought a friend home what do you say get the fuck out dont bring no bigfoot in my home gus get the fuck out dont bring no bigfoot in my home gus get the fuck out don t bring no bigfoot in my home gus  get the get the get the get the get the fuck out and if my wife don t like it she can get the fuck out too you missed me bitch