there s a riot in the kitchen and the bed s on fire there s a locket in my pocket that i can t find oh i m at the window whistling in the wind i m at my own front door and i can t get in i m dialing up 911 i m on the brink of trouble again if you could change the time a little then everything else would be fine fine fine tell me do you have a home made remedy the only time we talk is in our sleep oh he likes mornings i like the moon it s a typical case of too little too soon i m dialing up 911 i m on the brink of trouble again if you could change the time a little then everything else would be fine fine fine my back is in the corner my boat is taking on water you can t wrap fire up in paper and you can t rap your way out of here oh i like mornings he likes the moon it s a typical case of too late too soon i m dialing up 911 i m on the brink of trouble again if you could change the time a little then everything else would be fine fine fine oh i m dialing up 911 i m on the brink of trouble again if you could change the time a little then everything else would be fine fine fine  i m dialing up the 911 i m dialing up the 911 i m dialing up the 911 i m dialing up the 911 the 911 emergency number is not in effect in the area where you are please hang up and dial 0 for operator this is a recording ha ha 