flyin cross the desert in a twa i saw a woman walkin cross the sand been a walkin thirty miles on route to la to get a brown eyed handsome man her destination was a brown eyed handsome man milo de venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand but she lost both her arms in a wrestlin match to get a brown eyed handsome man she fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man way back in hist ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began there s been a whole lot of women who sheddin tears for a brown eyed handsome man it was the trouble was a brown eyed handsome man beautiful daughter couldn t make up her mind between a doctor and a lawyer man mama told her darlin go out and find yourself a brown eyed handsome man just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man arrested on charges of unemployment sittin in the witness stand the judge s wife called up the district attorney said you free that brown eyed man if you want your job you better free that brown eyed man way back in hist ry three thousand years 