i had a dream that the van broke down i walked you all the way back home it s such a drag waking up sometimes into this life i know hungover and horny too sick to call i m as hard as a rock i should be havin a ball last night i went looking for fun i took it just a little to far it s such a drag getting slapped in the face when you re sittin in the back of a car hungover and horny too sick to call i m as hard as a rock i should be havin a ball hey screw driver fix my soul find my baby bring her home bloody maria my my my little bit of tequilla seein red in my eyes hungover and horny too sick to call i m as hard as a rock i should be havin a ball it s just the way that my mouth is dry my clothes they just smell like smoke it s just a drag why you can t remember all the reasons why you re hurt hungover and horny i m gonna explode i m as hard as a rock baby please come home i m as hard as a rock baby plase come home if you don t come home i don t come at all l l l l woo ahh 