oh i really thought that i d learned to love her i even took her home to meet my mother that s why it breaks my heart to discover that she ain t a country music lover well i already knew we disagreed on politics and religion and it didn t really bother me too much when i found out she didn t like to go fishin the trouble all started with them phonograph records i bought her like she thought kitty wells was a place a cat goes to get water oh i really thought that i d learned to love her i even took her home to meet my mother that s why it breaks my heart to discover that she ain t a country music lover but friends it didn t take me long to realize that this ol girl was in a fog why she even thought that ferlin husky was some kind of eskimo dog she thought the texas troubadour s were president johnsons stand she even thought that ernest tubb was a sincere place to take a bath oh i really thought that i d learned to love her i even took her home to meet my mother that s why it breaks my heart to discover that she ain t a country music lover just to think that she d been to college and travelled around the world then the nerve to ask me if bobby bare was a striptease girl but what really got my goat and made me explode would you believe that she thought jonny cash was money you find in a commode oh i really thought that i d learned to love her i even took her home to meet my mother that s why it breaks my heart to discover that she ain t a country music lover man talk about being this squirly ain t the word why she even thinks that pete drake is a duck western union is a cowboys underwear i don t know what 