i don t want my long hair pretty green eyes with eyelashes skinny figure undersized t shirt hip shake too much when i walk confuse anybody i am a manly man within this sissy frame obviously rib laden chest lies a heart that beats to the drum of a native american ritual dancing wildness it pumps an ever cascading supply of untamedness that a herd of wild mustangs have yet to grasp if danger lurks about i will seek it out if adventure abounds there i will be found if a damsel be in distress i will show her who is best i am a manly man because i don t flush and i leave the lid up i drive a 1988 ford pick up truck girls don t break up with me i break up with them first i don t shave the hair on my face but when i can i won t because beards are tough i fart burp and spit when i want not caring who s nearby disrespect my momma and i will punch you in the eye i am a manly man or am i i tell my guy friends that i love em and sometimes sometimes i even hug em not because i m gay but because i love em and when i watched bambi i cried and when my mema gets mad i still run and hide like david i wanna be a man after god s own heart and i m not there yet but i m past the start and when people talk i try to listen a spirit of compassion that s my vision surely i am a manly man i want to be loved and have love and give love and not just that romantic kind either although i am looking for that beauty not helpless but wants to be rescued the damsel in distress man woman myth true i will fight for her climb the highest tower for her love her share with her delight in her be her warrior her protector she will be my crown and i will be hers my masculinity will be passed down and affirmed to my sons and each of my daughters will know they are lovely and deserving of authentic romance society tells me all day long that i ve defined manhood completely wrong but you ask any honest man and he will agree you ask any honest woman and she too will see that i am a manly man