september 1st 1989 dear diary i think i m a good person i believe there s good in everyone but here we are first day of senior year i see these kids i ve known all my life and wonder what happened freak slut burnout bug eyes poser lard ass we were so tiny happy and shiny playing tag and getting chased freak slut loser short bus singing and clapping laughing and napping baking cookies eating paste bull dyke stuck up hunchback then we got bigger that was the trigger like the huns invading rome move  sorry welcome to my school this ain t no high school this is the thunderdome hold your breath and count the days we re graduating soon white trash college will be paradise if i m not dead by june but i know i know life can be beautiful i pray i pray for a better way if we changed back then we could change again we can be beautiful ow just not today hey are you okay get away nerd freak slut cripple homo homo homo things will get better soon as my letter comes from harvard duke or brown wake from this coma take my diploma then i can blow this town dream of ivy covered walls and smoky french cafs watch this fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze oops ram sweeney third year as linebacker and eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick what did you say to me skank nothing but i know i know life can be beautiful i pray i pray for a better way we were kind before we can be kind once more we can be beautiful aaaagh hey martha hey martha dunnstock my best friend since diapers she s got a huge heart round here that s not enough thanks we on for movie night you re on jiffy pop detail i rented the princess bride again don t you have it memorized by now what can i say i m a sucker for a happy ending martha dumptruck hahahaha if you wanna lose a few pounds you need more protein in your diet kurt kelly quarterback he is the smartest guy on the football team which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf what is wrong with you i m sorry are you actually talking to me my buddy kurt asked you a question what gives you the right to pick on my friend look at you you re a high school has been waiting to happen a future gas station attendant you got a zit right there dear diary why why do they hate me why don t i fight back why do i act like such a creep why why won t he date me why did i wear this why do i cry myself to sleep why somebody hug me somebody fix me somebody save me send me a sign god give me some hope here something to live for ah heather heather and heather then there s the heathers they float above it all i love heather heather and heather heather mcnamara head cheerleader her dad is loadedhe sells engagement rings heather duke runs the yearbook no discernible personality but her mom did pay for implants and heather chandler the almighty she is a mythic bitch the heathers are solid teflonnever bothered never harassed i would give anything to be like that mmmm i d like to be their boyfriend that would be beautiful mmmm if i sat at their table guys would notice me so beautiful ooooh i d like them to be nicer that would be beautiful ooooh i d like to kidnap a heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats grow up heather bulimia is so 87 heather i need a mint what you need heather is to see a doctor ah heather and heather and heather perhaps you didn t hear the bell over all the vomiting you re late for class heather wasn t feeling well we re helping her not without a hall pass you re not a week s detention what no way that s not fair but i ve got cheerleader practice my parents pay your salary actually ms fleming all four of us are out on a hall pass yearbook committee i see you re all listed hurry up and get where you re going this is an excellent forgery who are you veronica sawyer i crave a boon what boon let me sit at your table at lunch just once no talking necessary if people think you guys tolerate me they ll leave me alone before you answer i also do report cards permission slips and absence notes how about prescriptions shut up heather sorry heather for a greasy little nobody you do have good bone structure and a symmetrical face if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull i d have matching halves that s very important of course you could stand to lose a few pounds and you know you know you know this could be beautiful mascara maybe some lip gloss and we re on our way get this girl some blush and heather i need your brush let s make her beautiful let s make her beautiful let s make her beautiful make her beautiful okay okay out of my way geek i don t want trouble you re gonna die at 3pm don t you dare touch me get away pervert what did i ever do to them who could survive this i can t escape this i think i m dying who s that with heather whoa heather heather heather and someone heather heather heather and a babe heather heather heather veronica veronica veronica veronica and you know you know you know life can be beautiful you hope you dream you pray and you get your way ask me how it feels lookin like hell on wheels my god it s beautiful i might be beautiful and when you re beautiful it s a beautiful frickin day yeah eah eah veronica veronica veronica veronicaaaaa 