you know the type of girl that walks in front of you and makes your jaw drop she talks in riddles and sort of tickles your soft spot you see her in the club she treats you like a scrub she ain t trippin off you she got your whole crew in love you re daydreamin of getting her in that bedroom alone straight fiendin you beg like a dog for the bone and she s peepin and the reason is she knows there s a demon in between your legs with a mind of its own now you re a weakling overwhelmed with hormones y all start speakin she grabs the number to your phone and next weekend you invite her to your home you weren t even thinking you got played by a pro she s a big shot thick lips nice legs green eyes took advantage of a thousand only slept with three guys ain t a ho or a groupie jane doe or a lucy her innocent looks are deceiving so i m telling you to be wise ayo i know she s a cutie but she goes for the loot g sure her words sounded sincere she even made me cry ayo don t think i m goofy but there s power in that coochie underneath those booty tight cutoff daisy dukesy levi s she s a big shot you know your dream girl she knows how to use her looks to take advantage of the world she s a big shot you thought you could school her she dissed you like you were neutered and told you to go get a sexual tutor she s a big shot she won t touch your ruler she s so beautiful a cute but cruel looter user and abuser she s a big shot your eyes are glued to her behind you know her steez but you fall for it every time  now what about that popular school kid the always have been always will be cool kid the class president valedictorian a star quarterback cadillac convertible drivin signin cheerleaders autographs the letter on the jacket medal around the neck pin on his chest and mind on his rep he only dates models drinks his summit from the bottle when he walks he waddles and he ain t never lost a squabble he put you in the locker and took your girlfriend to prom he s in your life every day and you can t wait til he s gone but daddy owns a business so it won t be long before he inherits it makes carats and sings a rich man s song he got the most expensive clothes and jewelry to wear while you re looking for a job he s looking in the mirror he walks the halls surrounded by his fan club starts fads ends trends and hits the ceiling when he stands up he s a preppy fame hoggin pig headed fool when he has a party everyone s invited except you and your crew and there really ain t nothin y all can do he s in every state city and town as long as they got a school he s a big shot thick knot in his wallet parents got enough money to send your whole family to college he s a big shot testosterone thirsty hallway father figure with his masculinity stained on his jersey he s a big shot ib class whiz kid braggin about a big dick that chick and this chick he s a big shot i m about to break down my favorite type of people yo my favorite are the rappers the egotistical bastards the people that never clap for your set they think you re wacker than them cause they re the masters i bet disaster is caused in your mind when you rhyme and plaster their jaws shut with a fat verse to him you re a hazard weak matter a reason for laughter he s preachin he s live but he s only that word backwards after he dies you can climb the ladder start a chapter art you ll capture finally but while he breathes emcees don t even flatter him add a tad of his acrobatical arrogance to his genetically engineered emotional pattern of tearin kids in battles that ll explain why he mean mugs he told ya your team sucks said you was a cream puff and fled now you dream of choking him with that mic cord instead he blows your mind straight out your head with that hardcore tear emcees and send them to therapy he says fuck you with clarity you cry hysterically as he makes a parody of your passion you tell your friends you think he s tight but secretly you hope his career won t be lasting cause he s an asshole but you know he got nice sound you know what else you re looking at him right now oh yeah that s what i m talking about eyedea abilities i mean why are these rappers so arrogant they have no right to act like they re god s gift to humankind you know why cause i m a big shot don t front you know you love me girls never wash their hands after they get a chance to touch me i m a big shot hey you can say i m a creep but put me in a room with your idols and i ll make em look weak i m a big shot shit can t nobody fade me the only way we can do a song is if somebody pays me i m a big shot big shot big props the best thing to ever happen in the history of hip hop