i ll be the ticket if you re my collector i ve got the fare if you re my inspector i ll be the luggage if you ll be the porter i ll be the parcel if you ll be my sorter just for you here s a love song just for you here s a love song and it makes me glad to say it s been a lovely day and it s okay i ll be the mail you ll be the guard i ll be the ink on your season ticket card i ll be the rubbish you ll be the bin i ll be the paint on the sign if you ll be the tin just for you here s a love song just for you here s a love song and it makes me glad to say it s been a lovely day and it s okay just for you here s a love song just for you here s a love song and it makes me glad to say it s been a lovely day and it s okay it s okay it s okay1