when i was a young boy they said you re only gettin older but how was i to know then that they d be cryin on my shoulder put your money in a big house get yourself a pretty wife she ll collect your life insurance when she connects you with a knife somebody get the doctor i m feelin pretty poor somebody get the stretcher before i hit the floor somebody save me i lost my job they kicked me out of my tree somebody save me save me everybody s got opinions but nobody s got the answers and the shit you ate for breakfast well it ll only give ya cancer we re runnin in a circle runnin to the mornin light and if ya ain t quite workable it s been one hell of a night somebody get the doctor i think i m gonna crash never paid the bill because i ain t got the cash somebody save me i lost my job they kicked me out of my tree somebody save me save me look out save me i lost my job they kicked me out of my tree somebody save me save me somebody save me i m goin down for the last time look out save me save me