when you re growing up as a youngun buck and the daddy yak shows you how to cluck and you re taught one day that the clucking comes to an end whoa it s a glass half full of scotch approach like the mommy cub teaches her goats if you live or you re shot in the head it all depends sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t and when you wake up with blood on your dick and you don t even know where it came from sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t there are stories told of man s fall from grace he rapes the land just so he can ate but stories suck so fuck em right in the face and even if you put on weight just poop it out and refill your plate cause the older you get the more you hibernate sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t and when you wake up with blood on your dick and you don t even know where it came from sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t alright now get em right over there shoot em point blank range get em right there  shoot em don t shoot us don t shoot us please don t shoot us don t shoot us please oh god if you re up there please let me miss ughhghh oh no momma honey honey no please god noo i ll kill you son of a bi oh papa oh no i better get out of here if only i could get my shaky legs to run for the first time oops i slipped now listen brother you don t wanna do this i just lost my mom and dad for dick deep down i know there s a heart inside that head whoa and if you re really that goddamn hungry just eat my parents right in front of me and i ll raise my buffalo friends to seek revenge sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t but when you wake up with blood on your dick and you don t even know where it came from just do it motherfuck sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t you wake up with blood on your dick in a pool of your vomit picking turds off your ass your whole breakfast is grass you got mud on your shoes holy hell they re fucking hooves your hind legs are sore yeah that s right you ve got four and you don t even know her damn name sing it grandpa alright good shooting there craphole looks like you got about 2000 pounds there between the three of us we can carry back about 20 we ll leave the rest to rot out in the sun sometimes it pays to be an animal sometimes don t