i loved a gal who invented kissin i don t recall her name but i do believe that gal should sit high up in the hall of fame until she came along just think what we were missin that s why today i m shoutin hooray for the gal who invented kissin she thought the fellows how to smooth instead of holdin hands and she showed them how to steel a kiss like they do in foreign land until she came along just think what they were missin love was very nice but as cold as ice to that gal who invented kissin she showed the girls how pucker up and roll their pretty eyes and she showed them how to kiss hello and how to kiss goodbye until she came along just think what they were missin they could only cook or read a book till that gal who invented kissin mr edison he invented the lights mr bell the telephone and columbus found america their names re all well known but till she came along this world had somethin missin and i m tellin you there was nothin to do till that gal invented kissin now i ve been out with a many a gal and the things all were so nice some of them i kissed just once and others more than twice but if i had my wish the only thing i m wishin is to make a date and stay out late with the gal who invented kissin she ever knows how to kiss so fire and how to kiss goodnight on every kind of hug and kiss she holds a copy rhyme but if i had my wish the only thing i m wishin is to make a date and stay out late with the gal who invented kissin 