one scotch one bourbon one beer one scotch one bourbon one beer yeah please mr bartender listen here i ain t here for trouble so have no fear one scotch one bourbon and one beer i don t want soda up bubble gum you got what it takes now give me some since my baby s been gone everyday is lost i m on this kick and i can t get on one scotch one bourbon one beer one scotch one bourbon one beer hey mr bartender listen here i ain t here for trouble and have no fear one scotch one bourbon one beer my baby started me on this spree i can t find her and she can t find me she left this morning sayin she wouldn t stay she s been out all night and it s the break of day one scotch one bourbon one beer one scotch one bourbon one beer yeah hey mr bartender listen here i ain t here for trouble and have no fear one scotch one bourbon one beer one more nipping make it strong i got to find my baby if it s all night long one scotch one bourbon one beer one scotch one bourbon one beer yeah hey mr bartender listen here i ain t here for trouble and have no fear one scotch one bourbon and one beer did you hear me fellas i said pour a quarter one scotch now i m gonna put a bourbon on the side give me bourbon who serves two one scotch