street cars and podunk bars said i hope i get there by sunrise sleep until noon in hotel rooms can lead to barefoot girls dancing on tables fix your hair and call your friends cuz tonight theres gonna be a party campfire storytime i told a joke and made you smile listening to the rolling stones chorus wake up glassy eyesit aint no big surprise said oh my god this aint my bed no shirt wear a pillow case im off to another race i got 5 to 1 ive lost my lost my head chorus instrumental i got my whole week set hopped on a jumbo jet i was a shaking like a leaf im gonna dry me out and i fucking hate these things tin can with cardboard wings no smoking sign got me all bent out of shape im clawing at my seat pacific ocean beneath my feet and the captain muffles something on the radio voice on that intercom said dont worry just stay calm put your head between your legs cuz were going down chorus outro