check this c major comin straight outta stockholm a fun boy named lars survived loma prieta mad cow and sars i hit you with these flows like your name was nancy kerrigan here and back and there again a typical american third generation swedish second gen aussie am i street enough for this sometimes im paranoid like ozzy see it used to be punk rock for about four years i played lead guitar we dissed britney spears amphoteric the name central cali band local shows t shirts eps no plan just chilling with the crew slamming power chords they wanted more guitars but i got bored i was born to rock heads and fill them too but did the world really need another blink 182 stuck on this earth like glue since 1982 cooked up my own post modern salmagundi stew chorus straight outta stockholm laptop rap american iconoclast alien boom bap calis my home baby west coast boy i get more love than helen of troy straight outta stockholm laptop rap american iconoclast alien boom bap i make rap fun friendly fresh and new mc lars in the place yeah boy i thought you knew dj but were you actually born in stockholm lars lars no but my family on my moms side is swedish american dj uuhokay comin straight outta prep school on the mike at assembly class clown straight as running kspb pebble beach sheltered high school like a nun on mars the horris was dr quin heavyweights gave me lars so how do you spell it yo whats the web site is it really that hard morris with an h alright and okay yo today see im still experimenting venting and presenting never misrepresenting and its not quite rap not quite pop alien hip hop lars punk rock if i make the big time ill still sit up in my room my brain on the keyboard and ill try to resume such a great story that ill always behold ill look back on this when im 80 years old london new york uk tour ny demo tickled as can be when i tickle you like elmo so much to say new sounds to try laptop costumes local buzz and why dont ask me buddy but youre bumpin me now amalgam for the future revolution like mao youre right when i grab the mike i do what i like i sit with a pen by the full moon light euphonic epiphany like keats lyre trope i am it iambics raps last hope my grandma says i have rhyme talent and i love her i flow lethal weapon lyrical like danny glover i flip your paradigm manhole cover mutant reptiles surprised what you discover but i still like bob dylan more than any mc most depress me like hepatitis b reverse them like pi when they step to me nine five one four one point three chorus straight outta stockholm laptop rap american iconoclast alien boom bap calis my home baby west coast boy i get more love than helen of troy straight outta stockholm laptop rap american iconoclast alien boom bap i make rap fun friendly fresh and new mc lars in the place yeah boy i thought you knew 