hector ormano is my favorite boxer he goes smasho and everyone cheers he turns big men to whimpering cowards hes so strong and how i adore him cause im so weak so much so that im afraid to walk alone down my street i know ill never be as brave as hector ormano hector ormano is my favorite boxer his smile is so white like elephant ivory hes so handsome and all of his girlfriends are tall and blonde with hourglass curves but i dont know many girls and i certainly dont know any girls like that even if i did i wouldnt be as cool as hector ormano one summer day i was sitting on the bridge looking at the water below when i heard some laughter and a familiar voice coming from down the road it was then that i saw and my heart nearly dropped i saw hector ormano with some friends and as they approached my mind went blank as i struggled to find the words i was dying to tell him as hector walked by he picked up a stick and threw it at my head his friends went quiet and hector said to me what are you looking at wimp hector hector ormano is my favorite boxer even though he was mean to me my father says im a meaningless no one compared to the perfect hector ormano