im keepin my affair in a book so this is how a villain feels theyre running seasons in my chest and im only to keep them chorus maybe its not true love on the tv just like we imagine it and its so hard to do when theres always some distraction a shiny red balloon that spoils everything im keepin my affair in a book such practical and harmless vice but im feelin it could end up painfully and the tv should apologize im keepin my affair in a book my long and lonely compromise how can you live like that my dear well we do it spoils everything