baby girl you left me oh no we broke up it s been a while since we last spoke but i need another chance can you give me that cause there s something in my pants that ll win you back i wanna be your man again but you left me like i m jennifer aniston and i know you said you d never call but girl you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls oh i know you ain t seen em my balls are so awesome don t get me started they re so damn big they re so big it s really obnoxious it s like two ewoks chillin in my boxers they re so big i can t hold em back even cartman s like man those are fat they re so big they re run over your feet that s why when they back up you hear a beep beep and how can i be subtle when my balls chase indiana jones through a tunnel and everyone at disney world keeps telling me that epcot center looks at em with jealousy in fact when you see em on the street they ll fight godzilla to the death in the sequel i m guessing soon you ll be hoping i m back cause my balls are so big they ve got an opening act  you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls oh i know you ain t seen em my balls are so epic and i ain t boastin but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean and when the sun s right it might cause a total solar eclipse of cause these things are where it s happenin and when i whip em out you ll take me back again should i compare em to a brontosaurus no excuse me i m on the chorus and i i got what you need and you d said you ll never call but girl you ain t seen these balls i wanna be your man again but you left me like i m jennifer aniston and i know you said you d never call but girl you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you really need to see these balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls you ain t seen my balls no you ain t seen these balls