ask me how do i feel ask me now that we re cozy and clinging well sir all i can say is if i were a bell i d be ringing from the moment we kissed tonight that s the way i ve just got to behave boy if i were a lamp i d light and if i were a banner i d wave ask me how do i feel little me with my quiet upbringing well sir all i can say is if gate i d be swinging and if i were a watch i d start popping my springs or if i were a bell i d go ding dong ding dong ding ask me how do i feel from this chemistry lesson i m learning well sir all i can say is if i were a bridge i d be burning yes i knew my moral would crack from the wonderful way that you looked boy if i were a duck i d quack and if i were a goose i d be cooked ask me how do i feel ask me now that we re fondly caressing pall if i were a salad i know i d be splashing my dressing ask me how to describe this whole beautiful thing well if i were a bell i d go ding dong ding dong ding 5