you see there s this cat burglar who can t see in the dark he lays his bets on eight more lives and walks into a bar slips on the eight ball falls on his knife says i don t know what i ve done but it doesn t feel right some things don t hold up over the course of a lifetime when s the first time you heard that one 1954 get to the punch line fall to the floor give me a minute and i ll tell you the setup for the worst joke ever i never i ll tell you my version of the greatest life story don t bore me now i am floating i feel released the moorings have been dropped the weights unleashed everything is crystalline simple and free the crime of good men who can t wrestle with change or are too afraid to face this life s misjudged unknowns you re not hurting anybody else s chances but you re disfiguring your own give me a minute and i ll tell you the setup for the worst joke ever i never i ll tell you my version of the greatest life story don t bore me you see there s this feeling that i ve heard this one before