went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise my lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin up the flies a big ol jet liner had dropped from out of the sky well i was so darn happy that i couldn t believe my eyes we re gonna stuff em put em on display tween patsy cline and buddy holly loadin up my tractor gonna take the bodies inside betty lou will bring the sawdust and i ve got the formaldehyde i m callin up my neighbours tell em all to drop by a body stuffin party and we ll bake some kidney pie we re gonna stuff em put em on display tween patsy cline and buddy holly we ll have our own air crash museum people lined for miles just to see em jim croce s in the corner the big bopper s by the stairs ricky nelson s in the kitchen but nobody cares1