if i could get even with steven id sacrifice many other day to tell all the people who worship his name all the tales of his merciless ways its sad not a soul would believe them so think as the web that he spun but i know the truth of his terrible tales and maybe the truth will save one oh steven youre not a man youre not even a boy youre just one cheating apple eating heathen the truth will bring me joy oh joy oh joy if i could get even with steven id have 2 stoops of very low a swift uppercut wouldnt cut it i feel so below yeah on top we must go i give you a reason for leaving and tell your insetatious clan to quit the charades and for once just behave as the heavenly father commence oh steven youre not a man youre not even a boy youre just one cheating apple eating heathen the truth will bring me joy oh joy oh joy but i cant get even with steven i pray dear saint peter to spare now one feels the detail of your wretched ways when you judge for you many affairs cause i cringe when i think that youre thievin some poor helpless heart as i speak but the handsome gets bastards are all in gods grace till the craziest wake from their sleep oh steven youre not a man youre not even a boy youre just one cheating apple eating heathen the truth will bring me joy oh joy oh joy