lapd you need to handcuff me handcuff me i forgot to take my meds it s going to my head so i got a drink instead so crazy like a clecto freaky freaky freako let s give them all a freak show standing in the middle of this party party all my jack up i feel my heart pounding pounding alarm is sounding lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me i ll be party in jail no need to pay my bill officer i caught a tail there s a kid in that uniform someone give me some chloroform i want to ride his unicorn standing in the middle of this party party all my jack up i feel my heart pounding alarm is sounding lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me  x2 who brought the elephant oh that s irrelevant i wanna take it for a ride yeah just for the hell of it standing in the middle of this party party all my jack up i feel my heart pounding pounding standing in the middle of this party party all my jack up i feel my heart pounding pounding alarm is sounding lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me lapd you need to handcuff me i m saying handcuff me who brought the elephant who brought the elephant i wanna take it for a ride yeah just for the hell of it