so ya thought ya might like to go to the show to feel that warm thrill of confusion that space cadet glow i ve got some bad news for you sunshine pink isn t well he stayed back at the hotel and they sent us along as a surrogate band we re gonna find out where you folks really stand are there any queers in the theater tonight get them up against the wall there s one in the spotlight he don t look right to me get him up against the wall that one looks jewish and that one s a coon who let all of this riff raff into the room there s one smoking a joint and another with spots if i had my way i d have all of you shot 