whose round is it anyway i paid just the other day you know that it s really not that hard all you got to do is pull out your credit card you call yourself a friend of mine but i am paying all the time when it s time to drop some dough you re the one that s always slow you say that it s not that you re cheap it s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deep chorus it s your alligator arms your arms your arms you ve got alligator arms it s your alligator arms your arms your arms you ve got alligator arms my mother thinks that you re a saint everybody else we all know you ain t my sister has a crush on you i bet she d change her mind if she only knew the bill arrives you re never found get to the bar and stand your round just once why don t you volunteer get up and buy us all a beer you say that it s not that you re cheap it s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deep chorus you really don t seem to have a clue we don t want to hang out or go to bars with you your wallet must have a lock and key or maybe you just think that everything in life is free were not asking for a yacht we just want a whiskey shot a beer or vodka would be fine a cocktail or a glass of wine chorus i m telling you i m telling you i ll tell you this is what i think it s time to cowboy up and buy us all a drink we all agree it s got to be your shout you better belly up and get your money out when it comes to drinking you re the man you drink more than a camel can you re like a frickin reservoir you knock em back like johnny tarr you say that it s not that you re cheap it s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deep chorus