i sat up on the mountains with the wind blowing in my hair i ve watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea i ve walked through the forest and i ve breathed the purest air and i ve felt warm soft sand neath my feet i ve laid in the water and i ve soared above the ground i ve sat in the silence and i ve listened to the sounds but through all that i have seen and done one thing remains clear there s just nothing better than a beard i ve read all the books i ve written all the songs i ve conquered the world and walked upon the moon i ve met with kings and emperors and often i have found that i have the best beard in the room i ve made love to every single woman i ve met i ve stopped global warming and i ve freed tibet but in spite of all i ve loved and all that i ve held dear there s just nothing better than a beard there s nothing better than a beard oh yeah better than a beard on the day i died i crossed to the other side and in the beauty of heaven i stood i sang with the angels and i touched the face of god oh and i felt his beard and it was good and as i stood in his presence the lord said to me son you must return to earth for your work is not yet done i send you with a message for all mankind to hear there s just nothing better than a beard oh yeah oh i ve crossed a thousand oceans i ve walked a thousand miles climbed the mountain ranges survived the desert sands i ve spoken every language i ve lived a thousand years but the only thing i ve learned is that there s just nothing better than a beard there s nothing better than a beard i love beards oh i ve bathed in all the oils i ve tasted all the wines i ve answered all the questions i ve crossed the finish line i ve conquered all the evil i ve defeated every foe but my facial hair will grow and that s all i need to know oooooh yeah ooooo woah nothing better than a beard nothing better than a beard oooooooo oh just nothing just nothing just nothing better than a beard oooooohh yeah there s nothing better than a beard nothing better than a beard oooooohhh oh ooooh oh there s nothing better than a beard oooh yeah i just i just relly love beards beards i just i just really love beards oh there s nothing better nothing better nothing better than a beard i just really love beards i just really love a beard i have a beard and i really like beards i love men i love men with beards
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