old mr johnson had problems of his own he had a little cat that just wouldn t leave his home he tried and he tried to give the cat away he gave it to a little man going far far away but the cat came back the very next day yes the cat came back they thought he was goner but the cat came back he just wouldn t stay away he gave it to a little boy with a dollar note he told the boy to take the cat up river on a boat the boat turned over and was never found and now they drag the river for the little boy who drowned but the cat came back the very next day yes the cat came back they thought he was goner but the cat came back he just wouldn t stay away the man around the corner said he d shoot the cat on sight he loaded up his shotgun full of nails and dynamite he waited and he waited till the cat came walking round and ninety seven pieces of the man was all they found but the cat came back the very next day yes the cat came back they thought he was goner but the cat came back he just wouldn t stay away the h bomb fell the very next day the a bomb fell in the very same way russia went england went and then the usa the entire human race was left without a chance to pray but the cat came back the very next day yes the cat came back they thought he was gone but the cat came back he just wouldn t stay away1