voiceover seconds later at the hall of justice batman s got an attitude everybody takes him seriously and superman never made any money well try to tell that to dc all the other members of the justice league say i have useless super powers and make fun of me but i know there will come a day when they re gonna stare in slack jawed wonder as they hear me say chorus i am aquaman and nobody better mess with me i may be nothing to you but i am a king beneath the sea let s see you get by underwater as well as i do on the ground i am aquaman and you better not mess around there are days i swear i would rather have the proportionate strength of a praying mantis than be the last lost noble prince of the undersea kingdom of atlantis batman s got the batmobile diana s got her invisible jet it seems like everybody else can fly even samurai but a stupid seahorse is all i get green arrow s sharp but i couldn t be any duller my orange costume s uglier than any other color i m not as tough as batman or as cute as gleek i m a little taller than the atom but smaller than apache chief chorus clark kent wouldn t be the same if he didn t have his lois lane green arrow s got his black canary even millionaire bruce wayne has that thing on the side with his ward dick grayson but there s just one girl that i would marry batman signed a movie deal though you know he doesn t need the cash and all the second rate superheroes get tv shows even the pre crisis flash but not me i guess that i don t rate my comic book s been cancelled more than dr fate i know that i m no brainiac but i m no fool i know not even peter david can make me cool chorus