we are going to have a relationship tonight i m gonna go out with you we re gunna date for a while we re gonna make sweet sweet comedy love with each other and then suddenly without warning i m not even gunna call you guys anymore the last thing you will have heard me say was hey i ll call you guys later and i never call but you hear from the grapevine i m dating a younger sexier crowd and then i m really happy but i m not happy cuz i think about you guys and about a year from now i m gonna call weeping in the middle of the night you were the best crowd i ever had you really listened to me and i didn t know the crowd i had til you despersed then we re gonna get together were gonna hang out and maybe we ll all like ya know run around town and smash windows and cause destruction and i ll make jokes and one of you guys will turn and be like haha dane your a riot and i ll go im a riot your a fucking riot get it thats how things are gonna go down tonight 