why they got tellies in pubs keep us munched on second hand grub second hand tales i m fired up two pints for a fiver crook what s me am i a tortoise or a cuddly bear when life isn t anything til you start drinkin there no truths just a selection of memories in bars you knew i m glad i was born when i was i get to see the right once again look like knobs like what it s not hard is it you token chop freeze wrapped nine for a quid in bejams the lot royal dutch lines you fat bastard you english crimes you fat bastards you fat bastards you fat bastards you fat bastards carlton touts the angel of the midlands has flown away probably south you can t blame her when the future is a flag pissed on and a king sized bag of quavers carlton touts the angel of the midlands has flown away probably south you can t blame her when the future is a flag pissed on and a king sized bag of quavers i stroke a roll up outside tryin to put a memory to the face that has just said hi clouds are low like the general mood tempers cookin up from the inside we are the microwaved food and i m not in the mood the labour party is a three quid tube of vending machine smarties at the airport where check in could be check out what the fuck is happ nin bring back the neolibs i m sorry i didn t fuckin mean to pray for anarchy they re all gaggin for a bit o fame so of course they re fuckin off you don t become a toff by going against the toff where s the anti toff we ain t got none have you recognised the needle in your own arm cunt i have but so what you can t beam me up i m not captain spock you can t sell me stuff on the rotten rock i ve got a store card bastard i m this months top shop  carlton touts the angel of the midlands has flown away probably south you can t blame her when the future is a flag pissed on and a king sized bag of quavers carlton touts the angel of the midlands has flown away probably south you can t blame her when the future is a flag pissed on and a king sized bag of quavers carlton touts carlton touts carlton touts carlton touts