i want to tell you a story from way back truck on down and dig me jack there s big moe little moe four eyed moe no moe look at brother look at brother look at brother eat moe who s the greatest band around makes the cats jump up and down who s the talk of rhythm town five guys named moe when they start to beat it out everybody jump and shout tell me who do the critics rave about five guys named moe they came out of nowhere and that don t mean a thing they rate high and you ll know why when you hear them swing highbrow lowbrow all agree they re the best in harmony i m telling you folks you really ought to see five guys named moe one guy big moe two guys little bitty moe three guys four eyed moe four guys no moe five guys eat moe five little guys named moe