let me tell you bout my friend sam you ve never seen someone like that man he got sweaty palms curly hair afraid of escalators so he gotta take the stairs wearing laced up running shoes on his feet and when he s on the street he tries to talk to every girl he meets but every single one doesn t think he s sweet like who would give him a kiss is what they all say not a single girl ever gives him the time of day could you be so kind and help me find someone someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam i m not sure if he s ever had a girl there s gotta be one in this world he could love her with his big big heart man he s such a nice guy and that s a start right any girls here tonight that wanna be with a one of a kind man that can make life brighter like a big blue gas station lighter socially awkward but yes he s a fighter who would give him a kiss is what they all say not a single girl ever gives him the time of day could you be so kind and help me find someone someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam i heard there s a fish in the sea for everyone just swimming around feeling sad and blue but if those fish only knew sam feels lonely too  who would give him a kiss is what they all say not a single girl ever gives him the time of day could you be so kind and help me find someone someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam someone for sam