shot some suckers in the face with this one cheer up cheer up bastard yeah yeah why s everybody walking round with a sad face turn that frown upside down man this life s great everybody musta of gotta order of lemon with brekky cause their faces screwed up like a sour taste alright what s going on fill me in mate tell me what s gone wrong to leave you this way well i gotta coffee this morning and it was lukewarm he put too much milk in my latte what really okay that s your problem man i thought it might ve been serious well i am pissed off but that s not all it was i went to buy the new cod and they told me they were outta stock ah yep cry me a river bro problems man you ve got none of those well my internet s running kinda slow so i couldn t download the latest ep of game of thrones shut up bro man i wish i had a smile shotgun dunno if they exist but if they did i want one cause i m sick of this shit forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips i bet a shotty to their noggin get em smiling a bit i want a smile shotgun think i could probably make one can t stress enough that it s not a real gun but it s real fun knocking on their door let the shotty pump see if i can cheer em up that s wassup oi dude you got nothing to complain about the only time your life is dark is when the lights go out the only time your life is hard is when you re grunting on the toilet making noises cause you ve left your fibre out of your diet i can t wait to try it running around the country they ll call me the smile pirate long john smiley got em smiling at a funeral or pointing guns in cubicles grinning at the urinals if i walked past a group of girls with their hair in curls saying fml while grinding paint off their cuticle s i might be due to hurl but i hold it in make em grin making things right like my name is earl and if a mate was looking down i d ask him what s the deal he d tell me that his phone died and the pain was real i d tell him brother don t cry and the pain will heal put the shotty to his head and make him buy a happy meal  man i wish i had a smile shotgun dunno if they exist but if they did i want one cause i m sick of this shit forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips i bet a shotty to their noggin get em smiling a bit i want a smile shotgun think i could probably make one can t stress enough that it s not a real gun but it s real fun knocking on their door let the shotty pump see if i can cheer em up that s wassup we ve got you surrounded if you are frowning why s everybody walking round like debbie downers how bout you try this touch your cheeks to your eyelids and whether or not you wanted to do it guess what i got you smiling yeah i m gonna call a manufacturer get it happening so i can kickstart putting smiles on the map again the fella on the phone passed me to his manager who said i was a dick and to never call back again mate you re a dick never call back again oh man ah so i got my google on click up i researched a few words then a hiccup apparently forcing anyone to do anything with a gun isn t really fun it s called a stick up oops i guess i didn t really realise i just wanted everyone to smile and have and have good time when did cheering people up become a big crime now police track my movements when i m online i m not allowed to leave my house i ve gotta stay inside this ankle thing seems to shock me every time i try but that s alright cos i keep watching people through the blinds i even made a sign that says i ll smile til the day i die man i wish i had a smile shotgun dunno if they exist but if they did i want one cause i m sick of this shit forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips i bet a shotty to their noggin get em smiling a bit i want a smile shotgun think i could probably make one can t stress enough that it s not a real gun but it s real fun knocking on their door let the shotty pump see if i can cheer em up that s wassup man i wish i had a smile shotgun dunno if they exist but if they did i want one cause i m sick of this shit forgot how to do that thing with their cheeks and their lips i bet a shotty to their noggin get em smiling a bit i want a smile shotgun think i could probably make one can t stress enough that it s not a real gun but it s real fun knocking on their door let the shotty pump see if i can cheer em up that s wassup