smith stiffy skitch mctwist into a kickflip liptrick quick switcheroo you kids get pissed if we missed a few but we got a fricking big list of tricks to do i m like giving a nuke to mr magoo hit the big red button head butting if you dispute the only way i ll open my eyes to different views is when i m owning the skies 360 degrees skatopia bred straight over your head i can t skate so i play it from my sofa instead while you re wearing your ray bans and getting a spray tan the british are ripping up the american wasteland dave and dan are bringing the skill singing at will i d give my kingdom for a h o r s e call me king of the hill rap s richard the third gap tricking with words ha bringing a flamingo that isn t a bird smack hitting the curb like my back wheel but this isn t the certain thug life 2pac feels you won t be having your cap peeled but i might crack a melon acapella and prepare your last meal a bit of stalefish you re not getting bailed prick so get on your bike lest you get your little tail whipped you failed to nail the trick you ve been derailed and made to pale into insignificance you silly little i m a tony hawk addict and i jump on my board grab it and fly fly first of all i d like to assure i m all above board but as gravity attests i tend to break laws that s legality suppressed when i spacewalk so i m always entertained i ll never skate bored half work half play that 50 50 grind but there s two games at stake and that s the rap and the skate kind when i hear a hater say that it s only a game revert to manually skating what am i a caveman no way fam so don t give me that lip trick when i flip out jump up and grab you you ll zip quick i ll hit with a triple kick flip you over so there s a high chance of a spine transfer while i bang this sick mix i got them rsi rhymes and if you disagree i ll be like no comply while grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia if one more man misunderstands when i say tony hawk s underground i ll smack that hipster and break his indy nosebone hit him so hard i ll press his x chromosome then get air so high i ll bring back a boatload of ozone and tell him what i told newton just give up and go home  i m a tony hawk addict and i jump on my board grab it and fly fly 