oh ladies and gentlemen the moment you ve all been waiting for in this corner weighing 175 pounds with a record of 17 rapes 400 assaults and 4 murders the undisputed most diabolical villain in the world slim shady so crack a bottle let your body waddle don t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto oh oh oh oh bitches hoppin in my tahoe got one ridin shotgun and no not one of em got clothes now where s the rubbers who s got the rubbers i noticed there s so many of em and there s really not that many of us and ladies love us my posse s kickin up dust it s on til the break of dawn and we re starting this party from dusk okay let s go back with andre the giant mr elephant tusk fix your musk you ll be just another one bit the dust just one of my mother s sons who got thrown under the bus kiss my butt lick fromunda cheese from under my nuts it disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks it s a must i redeem my name and haters get mushed bitches lust man they love me when i lay in the cut fisticuffs the lady give her eighty some paper cuts now picture us it s ridiculous you curse at the thought cause when i spit the verse the shit gets worse than worcestershire sauce if i could fit the words it s picture perfect works every time every verse every line as simple as nursery rhymes it s elementary the elephants have entered the room i venture to say we re the center of attention it s true not to mention back with a vengeance so hence the signal of the bat symbol the platinum trio s back on you hoes so crack a bottle let your body waddle don t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto oh oh oh oh bitches hoppin in my tahoe got one ridin shotgun and no not one of em got clothes now where s the rubbers who s got the rubbers i noticed there s so many of em and there s really not that many of us and ladies love us my posse s kickin up dust it s on til the break of dawn and we re starting this party from dusk  ladies and gentlemen dr dre they see that low rider go by they re like oh my you ain t got to tell me why you re sick cause i know why i dip through in that six trey like sick em dre i m an itch that they can t scratch they re sick of me but hey what else can i say i love l a cause over and above all it s just another day and this one begins where the last one ends pick up where we left off and get smashed again i ll be damned just fucked around and crashed my benz drivin round with a smashed front end let s cash that one in grab another one from out the stable the monte carlo el camino or the el dorado the hell if i know do i want leather seats or vinyl decisions decisions garage looks like precision collision or maaco beats quake like waco just keep the bass low speakers away from your face though so crack a bottle let your body waddle don t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto oh oh oh oh bitches hoppin in my tahoe got one ridin shotgun and no not one of em got clothes now where s the rubbers who s got the rubbers i noticed there s so many of em and there s really not that many of us and ladies love us my posse s kickin up dust it s on til the break of dawn and we re starting this party from dusk and i take great pleasure in introducing 50 cent it s bottle after bottle the money ain t a thing when you party with me it s what we into it s simple we ball out of control like you wouldn t believe i m the napalm the bomb the don i m king kong get rolled on wrapped up and reigned on i m so calm through vietnam ring the alarm bring the chandon burn marijuan do what you want nigga on and on til the break of what get the paper man i m cakin you know i don t give a fuck i spend it like it don t mean nothin blow it like it s supposed to be blown motherfucker i m grown i stunt i style i flash the shit i gets what the fuck i want so what i trick fat ass birkin bags some classy shit jimmy choo shoes i say move a bitch move so crack a bottle let your body waddle don t act like a snobby model you just hit the lotto oh oh oh oh bitches hoppin in my tahoe got one ridin shotgun and no not one of em got clothes now where s the rubbers who s got the rubbers i noticed there s so many of em and there s really not that many of us and ladies love us my posse s kickin up dust it s on til the break of dawn and we re starting this party from dusk77