lord finesse got somethin for your eardrums back on the scene long time no hear from it s the funky man the brother with the same sound i ve been coolin about a year and some change now so hand over the microphone cause it s my turn the brother with the fade half moon and long sideburns nice dope and keep the girls scopin i say the funky shit and get all the niggas open so heed that don t try to yap and give me feedback i ll get in that ass believe that can it i ll steal your show like a bandit i get papes while you re broke like mass transit you re not as smooth as this so what can you do to this brothers need to stop and step with that foolishness i m the type to interrupt a party i don t need a phone to reach out and touch somebody gimme a mic it s just as good as one leave the party is what you wack mc s should of done cause y all starvin i m livin extra large and i m swingin shit as if my name was tarzan yeah cause i m on some old new shit got more styles than you see in a kung fu flick mics i seize wax opponents off with ease i m more deadly than a venereal disease so think twice those who think i mma fall i m shinin more than a tire full of armor all it s lord finesse and i got shit planned hot damn it s the return of the funky man brothers get cash but i get way more cause in the 90 s i m gettin paid for rhymin in the 21st century when asked who the funkiest you better mention me i go all out while a lot of crews be frontin i know and they know that they can t do me nothin cause i m smooth and wise my skills i utilize all advanced you d think my brain was computerized so who needs a partner or a sidekick when it comes to bein funky i got all that old fly shit the rough and rugged plus the pimp smooth rhyme i polish opponents off like a shoe shine they be frontin like they on the crazy tip tryin to hang but they softer than baby shit frontin like they wild with they bullshit style i ll put they ass on trial pull they card and they file i m hardcore but i still keep the scene pumpin so all that singin and dancin that shit don t mean nothin mc s suffer lord finesse lately some of them hate me think that they can take me i ll take on some of em bring a whole ton of em i ll take em all on and stomp each and every one of em i just chill relax and flaunt my cash you wanna riff i ll be quit to stomp that ass and let you know that you can t get with this come one come all and get burnt by the quickness greater creator drop stupid data if i ever got served it d had to be by a waiter i lounge in the rest until my song is done i plan to be straight with papes in the long run cause when it comes to rhymes i give you more than you ask for bring a whole task force i rhyme my fuckin ass off i stand in command with the mic in my hand awww shit it s the return of the funky man  stand back i m about to flip here got dissed last year so i m kickin ass this year brothers were stressin me strictly overworkin me yeah that fits perfectly cool cause i m still kinda fed with them who gives a fuck i m about 20 steps ahead of them now i m established they feel all embarrassed cause i m with warner brothers and my man gary harris spread the news or should i say buzz thought i wasn t when i was the last label was confusin me jerkin me foolin me now that i m paid y all know what y all can do for me since i sound funky a lot of labels want me but i ll be damned to be another man s flunky i can never be a stool pigeon i d rather be a full pigeon fuck the bullshittin cause in the 90 s i got more than a little game i m lord finesse and funky is my middle name plus my title and everyone wants mine it s the brother with compounds and punchlines i can still put my foot all in your ass i m crazy funky plus smoother than teddy pendergrass it s the man to put words in a simile yeah y all remember me i m real and actual the man out taxin you i got the rhymes and mike got a scratch or two so ain t no use tryin to eat us for din din brothers better off tryin their luck with win ten to the opposition i m the man out burnin ya i dust a rapper off like furniture so take your stand i foil your plan goddamn it s the return of the funky man 