stick up hands in the air you move you lose cause the ice don t care no chance to run don t shout flinch an inch i m gonna take you out grand larcenist soloist felonist vocalist crime s my rhyme but here s a new twist i ain t here for your gold bro all i want is the show this is grand larceny this is grand larceny this is grand larceny this is grand larceny i lay low for a show and then i go steal the motherfucker then we count the dough it s kinda like robbin but it s legally done and nowadays if it ain t legal i don t fuck around i get a thrills when i ill and a jam is filled with 10 000 screamin people now that s the pill who s gonna dog the set the ice will and once i m in effect it s overkill kinda like a hold up all the tickets sold up and then the black stretch limo cold rolls up and then the posse breaks high off the cold duck and then i set the mic to show destruct even if we open up that don t mean nothing i rock the rhymes e does the cuttin call it show nappin i take a hostage at night do shit and break out on the next flight this is grand larceny grand larceny i m a kleptomaniac when a jam is packed you can fight all night but you ll still get jacked by the show stealer crime rhyme dealer rap kingpin l a big wheeler got a posse so strong they could lift a tank rob a bank but now we steal shows the cops say thanks breathe easy cause the syndicate deep before we start rappin they got no sleep this is grand larceny grand larceny just give me a beat give me a stage to stand on i know that none y all ever planned on a dude from l a who could rock shit this way have his record go gold with no radio play but it happened the ice is rappin just listen to my fans that are clappin or come to my show sit in the front row and watch me steal the motherfucker before your ass can say ho i m like a time bomb but i m a rhyme bomb spray the whole audience with napalm or something just as hot i ll bust a rhyme why not rap hittin so hard you ll think you shot i ll take a show and abduct it stone cold house it and if it gets wild with gasoline i ll douse it set it ablaze and then i ll stomp it out many burnt emcees know what i m talkin about this is grand larceny promoters on my tail now cause they billed me low here i am bout to steal another show so they turn my mic down fuck up my audio sound but too late we just dogged another town rappin like a mac 10 as soon as i begin the only way to stop the stealin is throwin me in the pen but that will never happen cause i m just cool rappin my larceny is legal so sorry captain i would never steal a style or would ever steal a rap but i ll steal a show in a minute it s as simple as that an interstate crook my pistol s my rhyme book any show that i m on is a show that s took better watch my left hook or your jaw will get shook if my posse gets mad it s best you book from the grand larcenist ice t is my name got a rap like a mac and a game the same this is grand larceny this is grand larceny this is grand larceny