i was down in mexico puttin on a little show but noone was laughin at the jokes i told no i guess my perides but trasnlate then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos i ate i had to think fast i toke a chance i moved the microphone around the back of my pants would they all laugh i didn t know i bent down and let it go ole cledus its the same around the world even out in budapest is funny then there was a time i went over to china i saw the great wall an i had a great timea seperated from my tour group a found a litte place an got some wan tan soup i sat with a man named mr mariyachi he talked to much and ate beef tariyachi in all of his chatter i thought it wouldn t matter i almost made my own po po platter wo wo wo you a funny guy cleduson its the same around the world even on mt everest is funny it was a perfect hour at the effel tower i gave my french giflfreind a bunch of flowers she leaned over to kiss me i asked her if she loved me and i said wee wee we found a little cafe on the sidewalk so we could have dinner and a nice talk i thought i ruined the mood with all that french food maybe let a little bit of pepelapew the united nations needs its infromation an maybe there won t be any misinterpution they won t be able to talk aout war they when they hear a theyll be rollin on the floor its the same around the world let one rip its the best wew is funny weww you know whats funny you laughing right now i can say pull my finger in 14 different languages and everybody laughs every single time the kids laugh you laugh your brother laughs everybody laughs its the universal languauge