sometime after sunset he is on his hands and knees he is searching for his keys at a small vietnamese place on east 11th street his daughters both at once say can we just get going please as his wife begins to sneeze and his son is throwing peas and eating with his feet he s an action hero and he should be fighting crime leaping between the buildings and racing against time he s an action hero he s an action hero in his mind in his mind oh h h h ho hero oh h h h ho hero he drops by mount sinai where they re running through some tests and they ve taped things to his chest and they re all doing their best to make him feel at ease the doctor says it s really just an educated guess i suggest you get some rest try to cut back on the stress cause i don t like what i see but the action hero swears he feels just fine he s got to finish saving the world for all mankind he s an action hero he s an action hero and he s racing against time he s racing against time there goes the action hero oh h h h ho hero oh h h h ho hero he s racing against time