he held a job at the buckeye creamery toolmaster of brainerd he had a way with the old machinery toolmaster of brainerd but on the day when the shutdown came all his old girlfriends looked the same he rumbled down for a change of scenery hello toolmaster of brainerd toolmaster of brainerd inside his case was a gibson disaster toolmaster of brainerd he played guitar like a master but faster toolmaster of brainerd he came to town on a charter bus too young and sweet to be hustling us he played guitar like a natural disaster play on toolmaster of brainerd lost feet calling at the milking stool up in brainerd where the children go to milking school he learned to play the gibson that his dog had found and it came to haunt the bars of minneapolis town now spell casters the jeweled and cruel pastors in town came to shackle and chain the toolmaster a fool fast in the jaws of cash flashers insane with blue magic and flames toolmaster returned a letter came from the buckeye creamery it said mr master of brainerd what we re going to start up the old machinery mr master of brainerd why then all this old girlfriends lined up in the sky and told him to kiss the twin towns goodbye he rumbled up north for a change of scenery goodbye toolmaster of brainerd 