the film s at an end the camera pulls back starting to rain nobody saw it nobody s sure but someone s to blame the street is as gray as the faces of the crowd the hero is the one on the floor the officer is saying will you please stand back the crowd calls out for more there s a note in his hand the ink begins to run 4 words are all it takes to say dear anyone i m eddie eddie skip and turn 1 2 3 no one heard of eddie but mummy loves me hey hi dote see doh eddie s not at home but nobody knows the note in his hand ink washes away 4 words escape into the gutter with the rain say cut and up jumps eddie crowd begins to cheer cameraman looks tired director looks pleased he s got a winner here turn off the lights end another day at the back of the crowd a shadow walks away hey eddie 