i ll write just what you say anyway that you want and when it comes to arguing i m a savant i need money you need me to make a stir rent my fingers i ll throw in a pulitzer you need someone with talent and passion and brains you need someone with newspaper ink in their veins my coffee cup has lipstick stains but brother i m your man anything you need done i m the one for the job you want corny i ll type it right off of the cob use my column any topic take your pick i can slalom back and forth on rhetoric you need someone who crosses her legs and her t s i m so quick that i ve got my own personal breeze i ve got high heels and two of these but brother i m your man one day you will regret this dick you could have had me for cheap you ll say anne please forget this but i ll say find a bridge and take a flying leap you want fireworks i ll give you the fourth of july lots of luck finding somebody better than i who could do it maybe dorothy parker s free chief you blew it she ain t got a thing on me front page headline reads mitchell will land on her feet come tomorrow some editor s in for a treat just say the word and that s my beat brother i m your man watch out new york here comes anne 