he s got so many problems you can count them one by one he s a filthy stupid ape man he never has any fun he lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill plays an old loud drum he s primitive barely human ape man hop ape man hop paint the face of a demon glowing by the fire light hopping like an elephant thunder and lightning tonight he s the world s first witch doctor the iceman comes to life he s the devil s apprentice he s a prehistoric man ape man hop ape man hop at night he s going to sacrifice his beloved ape man girl tie her to the altar pull out her heart and eat her flesh ape man hop ape man hop