overboard underscored and prayed for crave more than the tapered candle in the jack o lantern gotta get out of my eddie haskell pattern since high school i ve battled it i m sick of telephone etiquette half illiterate my left eye astigmatic to the point of basically blind probably shaped like a plump banana i m trying to think if my bandana outlasted my long hair i don t know don t think so only wore it back when i worked at wild oats the poet of jokes haven t wrote a funny line since i learned my redline frame was just a high end huffy well fuck me i have been decieved