i eat mrs fields i snack between meals you can see my crack above my levis i don t need to diet yo prove i m light and i don t peel the skin off of my chicken yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah deep fry don t exercise and grow that middle age waistline it salivates my glands to smell a fresh roast ham so put out the butter and pass the rolls right over a second helping here a hefty mug of beer let s get some dinner before the food gets colder middle age waistline i got a spandex waistband middle age waistline oh yeah not a crumb gets wasted my belts busted 