i love candied yam hooray for the country ham hear the sleigh bells ring hear bing crosby sing a winter wonderland i have so much to say but i never could find a way but even the blind can see all you mean to me on this christmas day you re smoking a corn cob pipe know that you re just my type your legs are thin and long your eggnog s really strong your oranges are ripe i love apple pie i will till the day i die a snowman s in the lane he s scared of acid rain hey man so am i so let the chestnuts roast they want me to give a toast i promise to keep it clean not to make a scene or insult the host drummer boy ain t dumb he plays a rum pum pom he marches around the trees a joyous jubilee until his hands are numb an old man by the tree he said as he waved at me i bet the first noel back in israel was a sight to see you re my guiding light made me feel alright and even the blind can see all you ve done for me on this christmas night on this christmas night1