if you re ever in a jam here i am if you re ever in a mess s o s if you re ever so happy you land in jail i m your bail it s friendship friendship just the perfect blendship when other friendships have been forgot ours will still be hot la da la da la da dig dig dig if you re ever down a well ring my bell if you re ever up a tree just call me if you ever lose your teeth when you re out to dine borrow mine it s friendship friendship just the perfect blendship when other friendships are out of date ours will still be great la de la de la de chuck chuck chuck  if they ever black your eyes put me wise if they ever cook your goose turn me loose if they ever put a bullet through your brain i ll complain it s friendship friendship just the perfect blendship when other friendships go up in smoke ours will still be oke la de la de la de hep hep hep if you ever lose your mind i ll be kind if you ever lose your shirt i ll be hurt if you re ever in a mill and get sawed in half i won t laugh it s friendship friendship just the perfect blendship when other friendships are up the crick ours will still be slick la de la de la de hep hep hep woof woof woof chop chop chop dig dig dig quack quack quack good evening friends