by the people for the little people here s how we like to start off the set dude where s my coke is followed by a weak joke that segues into vote democrat oh how upsetting it seems i ve neglected to mention that punk used to be so dangerous follow your leaders come all true believers we re charming and lovable misfits fall into line like you do all the time and whatever you do don t grow up listen up friends romans and countrymen we re not your father s rock and roll band no brown m ms gee ain t i irreverent see please notice i laughed at myself aren t we original pbr logos on all of our t shirts and record covers follow your leaders come all true believers we re frat boys with sillier haircuts fall into line like you do all the time and whatever you do don t grow up let s head out to punk rock bowling then the fest is on our list next cargo vans in place of little cars dyed hair instead of fezzes who will whip his dick out first then chase three xanax with a fifth of jack we re so bad  girls girls please try and control yourselves drop your panties after the show calm down there s plenty of me to go around now from which ass shall i snort this blow come on can t you laugh dude the dt s are rad oh you killjoy just go back to jesus land or follow your leaders come all true believers we re snide flippant social piranhas fall into line or you ll be left behind and whatever you do don t grow up follow your leaders come all true believers we re reliving high school as winners fall into line like you do every time and whatever you do don t grow up