i am jan brady and you must believe that or forever perish in your doubt i am the soul embodiment of jan and i exist to serve the brady alter for i have become one with another soul and i have no need for others jan brady has returned took over my soul and body then the hairstyle flew up all by itself never to be changed i am jan jan i am i like to eat green eggs and ham so now you must believe believe and worship me or else a lost soul a lost soul you will be i pick up my lunch from alice our house keeper i go to school with my brady brothers we live in the same house but we come from different mothers jan brady has returned took over my soul and body then the hairstyle flew up all by itself never to be changed i am jan jan i am i like to eat green eggs and ham i know i cracked the family picture with my bike i wasn t wearing my glasses but i fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes with my wig i ll be a smash polyester plaid bell bottoms i ain t no trash jan brady has returned took over my soul and body then the hairstyle flew up all by itself never to be changed i am jan jan i am i like to eat green eggs and ham