we got reds under the bed we got lovely s nude and tanned we got the wife of a mass murderer and we only paid her ten grand we got samantha fox we got lots of sport we got scroungers full of greed you scum is the headline for you and your kids to read the sun says the sun says we re gonna look after you the sun says the sun says so it must be true we got talk we got lady di we got rapists in the dock and best of all we got john blake who knows everything about rock so if you wanna know what s going on and who s kissing who it don t cost much for a jolly good read and lots of pictures too gotcha stick it up yer turner bingo win a metro