verse 1 i know some of you wouldn t believe me but if i lie ask my good friend mackie it was a big lying competition to see who they will crown as lying champion liars from all parts of the west indies big shot liars from all them foreign countries from i feel about a thousand or so entries in two days it boil down and leave just three i had my eye on liar the lion because i know he does come with some good ones but they had a younger fella named debo come from some village there in tobago he say he father is tobago s best fisherman catch a fish a mile wide eighty feet in span he had to tie it on he boat and swim back to land to get he brother eric to give him a hand chorus you hear lie that is lie lie you hear lie teacher percy say if you tell a lie you going to hell as soon as you die verse 2 liar the lion he laugh til he sweat he say mr debo ain t say nothing yet if you really want to hear about fishing let me blow your mind now listen to something when you re talking bout fish you just hit the spot i was hoping you did believe it or not the fish your father caught for you it was great but it s them small fish my father does use for bait lion went ahead on points in the show completely eliminated mr debo the next man to beat was will the outrageous he asked the judges if he could lie first the judges asked lion the lion agreed say any topic will pick is alright with me he outrageous i strong lewwe meet head on and when we done see who head fit to wear the crown chorus you hear lie that is lie lie you hear lie teacher percy say if you tell a lie you going to hell as soon as you die verse 3 the outrageous say that he knew a tailor comes to making suits the man is a master if you show him a man coming round a corner he could make him a suit and don t even measure and talkin bout suit sitting down correct expertly made and fitting perfect he used to sew for shakespeare make suit for hamlet and up to this day he ain t make a mistake yet you know the crowd went wild they couldn t cool down i say liar the lion losing the crown the judges brought the crowd back to order and asked the lion to lie bout a tailor he say my man is the best rolphie is his name cutting cloth making suit is his game don t show him the man my tailor is class just show him the corner where the fella pass and he go make a suit that is tailor chorus you hear lie king lion teacher percy say if you tell a lie you going to hell as soon as you die 