his name is max he s going to school he doesn t wear a helmet cause he s so cool he keeps his helmet on his bars darts out randomly in front of cars talks on his phone while rollin down the street he even has a girlfriend isn t that sweet he hits on chicks even if they re skanky he smells his pits they re hella stanky okay i just need to clarify one motherf king thing max is a bad ass motherf ker if you dont f king believe me then look at his motherf king helmet on his motherf king handlebars holy s t that guy is hardcore oh yeah he swears a s tload and everyone knows that s f king awesome what s this is this is a hardcore part yeah just like max his name is max he doesn t wear a helmet he keeps it on his handlebars he s failing all his classes and he s only 10 what i thought he was like 26 so you re telling me that i wrote this badass song about a 10 year old you know what i don t care if he s 10 or 50 or even a freakin baby he s still more hardcore than i ll ever be and i m 32 wait max watch out for your helmet max didn t wear his helmet now he has suffered a concussion and he will be in a coma for the next three weeks but it was worth it because helmets make you look really geeky why do i sound like a bad a rip off of the red hot chili peppers 