it s your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day captain noodle saves the day day silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild doesn t need a push today gets to make a wish today shaneena neeneena nay it s your birthday twenty five and eleventeen and sometimes people are really mean they ll stab you in the back and they ll punch you in the eye they ll spit in your coffee and then laff when you cry but me i would never purposely hurt you i might give you a wet willie and a noogie or two you are my brother from another mother even when we argue we still love each other it s your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day captain noodle saves the day day silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild doesn t need a push today gets to make a wish today shaneena neeneena nay it s your birthday eleventeen and twenty five is a super duper long time to be alive but you and me we ve had our fun think of all the wacky crazy messed up things we ve done like mp2k rock and rollin trying to be nice singin dancin pissin pants avoiding pubic lice remember the time we saw kenny g he wanted to hump you that s what he told me it s your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day captain noodle saves the day day silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild doesn t need a push today gets to make a wish today shaneena neeneena nay shaneena nee nee no nee no baby shaneena nee nee no nay it s your birthday