spring is here a suh puh ring is here life is skittles and life is beer i think the loveliest time of the year is the spring i do don t you course you do but there s one thing that makes spring complete for me and makes every sunday a treat for me all the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we re poisoning pigeons in the park every sunday you ll see my sweetheart and me as we poison the pigeons in the park when they see us coming the birdies all try an hide but they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide the sun s shining bright everything seems all right when we re poisoning pigeons in the park we ve gained notoriety and caused much anxiety in the audubon society with our games they call it impiety and lack of propriety and quite a variety of unpleasant names but it s not against any religion to want to dispose of a pigeon so if sunday you re free why don t you come with me and we ll poison the pigeons in the park and maybe we ll do in a squirrel or two while we re poisoning pigeons in the park we ll murder them all amid laughter and merriment except for the few we take home to experiment my pulse will be quickenin with each drop of strych nine we feed to a pigeon to poison a pigeon in the park
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