you tell stories that aren t going anywhere toast pops you scream somehow always unprepared heard the doorbell i said it was on tv but that won t stop you calling out into the empty street you left the keys inside got locked out in the rain but you know i m always here to let you in and say you re stupid stupid you re stupid stupid you re stupid stupid and i love you last week i did not remember our anniversary you said that must be cos i m a sagittarius you don t make time for me this is such a shock strange how you missed that when you read both of our horoscopes you didn t eat that pie it looked like it had eyes next time you go without remember what i ll shout you re stupid stupid you re stupid stupid you re stupid stupid and i love you and when you ve heard this song i know just what you ll say i m stupid stupid i m stupid stupid i m stupid stupid and you love me we re stupid stupid we re stupid stupid we re stupid stupid and you love me and i love you