i m more important in the usa than a spy for the fbi i m trained to meet the criminal elite and i seek out wherever evil resides i spy i m at home in the streets of rome or just hanging round old shanghai danger is my logo espionage a go go i m just digging this american crime two deadly agents of a wicked persuasion tried to send me on a permanent vacation i gave them the slip cause i m totally hip to that modern counter espionage i spy i got a bulletproof car and a secret star and a ring with x ray eyes i wear spanish boots brooks brother suits and i don t know how to cry