i was at the bar with my drinkin team it was me jack daniels and my homey jim bean we were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave y all when in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval we were fallin stumblin crawlin her come da police captain tom collins and the rapper said freeze he said hands in the air and hand over your keys now we did and that was kinda simple now here came marguarita and her friend shirley temple i asked my friend bout marguarita he said shirley was a virgin an i wouldn t wanna meet her so i talked to marguarita cause yoh she was flyer i took her to the coast cause i wanted to screw driver now im not one for a speech but there was plenty of tequila and sex on the beach y all tequila te te te tequila tequila here we go again and im not fussin see i m a french mexican but i can get with white russians at the bar with a drink in my hand in walked jose cuervo what was marguaritas man i talked to the wise man cause yoh he s distinguished his name was st ives and he spoke in old english he said you d better think fast cause jose is kinda crazy and i heard he shot glass he gave me some advice and it went like this catch the night train and head up to cisco i didn t wanna stick around i caught the 1 51 to new york the grey hound now i m at the red zone everybody s stylin was sippin ice teas on long island i blacked out and the party came to a halt cause i was drinking the tequila with the lemon assault y all tequila te te te tequila tequila i woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie the tequila gold label had bombed me you see i woke up late and wasn t feelin so great and mike said there s a bicardi party startin at eight yo we walked in the party and started playin our games we played tops fuzzy quarters with bartles james here came shirley temple and they told me to chill because the mickey brothers took her up to strawberry hill they took her 1000 mink and she could barely think cause the tequila that she drank had her tickled pink now the music came on and i rocked the instrumental there s a groupie named mai tai a fly oriental a groupie is a girl that jocks she wore the def black velvet and drank scotch on the rocks we had a fake marriage now here s to honeymoon ya zone vagabond and the blue lagoon now everybody take a word from the wise a girly and a bottle tequila sunrise tequila te te te tequila tequila tequila te te te tequila tequila