epic rap battles of history tony hawk versus wayne gretzky begin i can skate better than this church boy turd can not cash money it s just wayne versus birdman you got your whole league to protect and adore you so which goon s gonna take this battle for you i m the dude who blew up extreme sports that nose looks like it s seen extreme snorts i mean look at that thing that slope is gigantic even i wouldn t fly off a ramp that titanic and all the ice underneath you will be melted into water when i hit you with a trick that s even hotter than your daughter you re old and you re basic your talent is faded and oiler alert you re about to get traded i drop rhymes like i m dropping into a half pipe i ll thrash this asswipe hit you like a hash pipe keep your mittens on gretzky you re too clean i got this covered like gravy on poutine that verse was rough damn tony so let me smooth it out like i m a damn zamboni i m the greatest ever when i play hockey but on the microphone i don t play hawkey this is a street fight t hawk show some respect if you don t then you ll catch a slap shot to the deck and i take a flyer down bird you re getting wrecked so you best prepare for arrival and cross check hey let me tell you what putting a puck in the net s worth double what you bank in bucks check my net worth and my hot wife the only woman in the world for wayne you re on your fourth wife talk about the x games there was one big trick that you ever did then you got out spun by a 12 year old kid oh you like finger flips how bout one of these sit on this and rotate 900 degrees great one wayne let me say something wayne i got 99 problems and you ain t one wayne you ll catch a pop shove it to the mullet if you tempt me your threats are like my swimming pools bruh empty let s skip the kickflips and mctwists you ll be speechless after three periods like an ellipsis this goofy footed geek straight getting smoked got you down on your kneepads sorry bout the deke joke  you should hit the buzzer cause it s time to change lines you put that joke in a top shelf of lame rhymes this ain t typical sports i use centripetal force while you prance around in four pound icy diaper shorts i try to watch you on tv but i can t see the puck hockey used to have guts but now the teams mighty suck i taught kids around the world that there s nothing they can t do put more souls into skating than some vans shoes time out let s talk about athletic achievements you and i have so many world records between us 184 that s plenty of them and i set 183 of them undisputed unrefuted g o a t you ve been going downhill since pro skater 3 and i m too far ahead for you to catch up for true sports fans this was finished as soon they heard the match up who won who s next you decide epic rap battles of history 5