well you can find him at a starbucks writing a script he s got a waxed mustache and suspenders on his hips he got them five dollar shoes and a brand new mac book 20 dollar hair gel fresh out of the bed look dj dive bar old bike no car judge you while you re drinking if it isn t pbr tells the girls that he s political just comes of egotistical three watches on his wrist man they all digital soy milk soy beans all soy everything you wanna talk indie man he can tell you anything pitchfork media his encyclopedia careful calculation definition of bohemia members only jacket doesn t matter what the weather doesn t care how good the movie is the book is always better cause he don t try so fly steal the neighbors wifi the records never good enough he only like the old stuff chorus there goes that o g suburban drifter professional thrifter full time craig s lister he s an all star hipster he don t need no filter posting pictures yeah he s an all star hipster well she s been rocking toms since before it was cool and if this scene was academic she d be running the school she likes that throwback hardcore ink above the knee vintage tee from cb s she be running this scene like an elliptical so fuck your digi download you know she want that physical seven inch wax b side rare track and a brooklyn boy with a crewneck and fanny pack you re too hardcore you re too pop punk play some dub step baby so i can shake my junk and everyone s excited about this band that s blowing up and all you wanna talk about is how you knew em growing up like yeah they used to play in my basement or whatever but they totally sold out whatever chorus o g suburban drifter professional thrifter full time craig s lister she s an all star hipster she don t need no filter posting pictures yeah she s an all star hipster all night go hard metro gold card jersey for the weekend playing bocce in the front yard l train to downtown karaoke throwdown old school jams it s the only way to get down full house marathon got his uncle jesse on acid washed jeans tight shirt he got his mullet on for hipster girls to notice him to find his becky donaldson his favourite line rehearsed he say baby have mercy chorus there goes that o g suburban drifter professional thrifter full time craig s lister he s an all star hipster he don t need no filter posting pictures yeah he s an all star hipster yeah she s an all star hipster yeah he s an all star hipster yeah she s an all star hipster