by mc lars and ytcracker music by the rondo brothers ytcracker had a problem with the chicks in the early nineties now i pimp women until im ninety poster child for the geeky life manifested get the girls undressed and get it on get the ladies sex and put the mic down and pick a drink up later that night ill beat the pink up check my site i put a link up contact me im a digital g come from the net but born in cali west coast player im the mayor of the get down fly rhymesayer chicks say im the best now put me to the test now see why girls died from the 99 to meet me computer hacking skills pay the bills and they greet me oh so sweet chorus you know were the truth sayers were the nerdcore players im pimping like john mayer my game is heavy like slayer mc lars girl whats your name whats your sign where you from want to go hyphy want to go dumb ill tell you jokes and make you laugh sad lonely nights theyre in the past mountain dew ill buy you that beef jerky ill but you that books about nietzsche ill buy you that bart tickets to richmond ill but you that i keep it real like ontology a priori player fly like ornithology all apologies im so in utero my castles in the clouds like victor hugo tpfr true pimp for real ask anyone you know im a very big deal i sold 20 000 with minimal promotion wake up youre in love like billy ocean chorus ytcracker ill get her number you run point land every broad up in this joint or ill be the wingman call me goose grease chicks like bacon we so footloose theyre obtuse were acute shes so cute rubbing on my tracksuit tell em lars how we do it in hurr get up on the mic and do that thurr mc lars yt and me we pimp these ladies kol con v we made some babies at comic con we met some chicks who knew all of the lucas flicks my monty python makes them holler laptop baller game shot caller b a left right guess who im taking home tonight ytcracker you use protection right lars thats right ytcracker a true players always gots to wrap it up ytcracker word chorus