one more regular night in a regular bar where you can find regular smoke in the talk without looking too hard one more regular beer before i go maybe two or five before i get back to my regular home i don t want to leave here at all cause some day the most beautiful girl will look at me and think i m weird i ll smile and blink at her anyway simply because i m there and i m weird and everybody turns to see the girl standing in neon doorway with her braided curls in walks the real life queen of the rodeo i swear to you people i thought i done died and gone to heaven i nearly shit my boots i don t want to leave here at all cause some day the most beautiful girl will look at me and think i m weird i ll smile and blink at her anyway simply because she s there and i m weird i don t want to leave here at all some day the most beautiful girl will look at me and think i m weird i ll smile and blink at her anyway simply because she s there and maybe the most beautiful girl will look at me and come over here we ll laugh and talk the whole night away simply because we re there and i m weird