the best cure for a broken heart is prevention so avoid this plague like there s no vaccination oh love is infectious a viral affection the doctors tell you that you ve caught love it ll hurt you bad just hope that it s a lasting one there s no way that love will last forever cause our lives they re lined on a tiny mortal tether oh love is pretentious a pointless erection the songs they sing you ve lost love it ll hurt you bad so go and find a lasting one oh my moral fibres struck a chord so loud it s shouting echoes through the eons of time but only through shots of liquid courage some you lose oh some you choose you re not letting her go you re just letting her know that you ll whisper your last goodbye don t hurt me please just take my heart oh gently i won t struggle please just take my heart oh gently gently gently gently the best cure for a broken heart is prevention so avoid this plague like there s no vaccination oh love is infectious a viral affection the doctors tell you that you ve caught love it ll hurt you bad just hope that it s a lasting one