oh the day can t begin til the guard lets me in then i walk for some exercise in less than a snap i complete my daily lap then it s time to socialize i visit grady and ruth at the information booth and bring the earring lady a ben and jerry s shake then i go to petland where the manager stan pass me a buff to feed a dangerous snake then i pass the tie rack on my way to radioshack where i pretend to be a hollywood star i try to walk like john wayne and do singin in the rain while the janitor laughs from afar a little bit later on the glass elevator we re so high i have to close my eyes he takes his 11 30 crap then go over to the gap try on clothes for moms with things my size zoom off to panda express their pepper chicken is the best i hit sbarro s for a medium drink cause the staff is really nice and they only use cubed ice which is better than crushed i think bag a left and i m at sears look for chuck with the hairy ears cause he lets me catch a quick cat nap but then mrs vischmijn s daughter puts my hand in warm water and i wake up with a wet yellow lap footlocker s my last stop where i have to go and shop for some fresh pants and a couple of fresh shirts cause when i leave the mall i ref youth league basketball and to look your best never hurts but the greatest thing of all if the truth be told here at the mall it s never too hot or cold cause they were smart enough to make it temperature controlled at the mall at the mall at the mall tra la la 