sit down if it suits you darling pour yourself a drink because nothing gets you down when you re too drunk to think i ve got a two ton iron weight that weighs heavy on my spine i d love to toss it on this table but now is not the time it s too late to dream boys she s already gone i ve got nothing left but pain and grief so throw a record on and we ll sing until the sun comes up and we ll dance until we crash until our sorrows are just whispers in a shot glass sit down sing me a song girl tell me how you feel because we ve been wearing these f cking goofy smiles and we both know they re not real maybe you could ease me of this pain i d pluck the thorns right from your spine if i had the guts i think i have when i m drunk then i d try to make you mine