now i go cleanin windows to earn an honest bob for a nosy parker it s an interestin job now it s a job that just suits me a window cleaner you would be if you can see what i can see when i m cleanin windows honeymoonin couples too you should see them bill n coo you d be surprised at things they do when i m cleanin windows in my profession i ll work hard but i ll never stop i ll climb this blinkin ladder till i get right to the top the blushin bride she looks divine the bridegroom he is doin fine i d rather have his job than mine when i m cleanin windows the chambermaids sweet names i call it s a wonder i don t fall my mind s not on my work at all when i m cleanin windows i know a fella such a swell he has a thirst that s plain to tell i ve seen him drink his bath as well when i m cleanin windows oh in my profession i ll work hard but i ll never stop i ll climb this blinkin ladder till i get right to the top pyjamas lyin side by side ladies nighties i have spied i ve often seen what goes inside when i m cleanin windows now there s a famous talkie queen she looks a flapper on the screen she s more like eightie than eighteen when i m cleanin windows she pulls her hair all down behind then pulls down her never mind and after that pulls down the blind when i m cleanin windows in my profession i ll work hard but i ll never stop i ll climb this blinkin ladder till i get right to the top an old maid walks around the floor she s so fed up one day i m sure she ll drag me in and lock the door when i m cleanin windows when i m cleanin windows