i think i need another lover i think i need another lover i think i need another lover like i need a hole in my head why do you chase me and play hard to get when you know very well that i couldn t care less i could never find a girl like you appealing with your soft boiled head and hard boiled views you re a baby maggie thatcher in trendier shoes it would make me laugh if it wasn t quite so depressing do i really have to tell the world i ve already found my perfect girl i see you re furious cos i m staying calm well my fidelity is not prey to your charms i bet you never thought someone who looks like me could be so choosy so go back to the bar and i ll stay here in the same little corner i ve stood for years with the geeks and the freaks my unfashionable clique of losers do i really have to tell the world i ve already found my perfect girl is it so hard to understand look at my third finger left hand