for his 59th birthday singer keith morris had one wish to go skydiving with his band off this is that story airplane humming i think i can understand mario being on tour with earthless or pfft hotsnakes or rocket from the crypt but playing another birthday party instead of coming to keith s come on keith you nervous you better be fucking nervous were about to be 45 000 feet above the rock solid fucking earth with nothing to protect you except the soft supple silk you d better hope i didn t pack cause i m not good at that part of skydiving there is 3 5 rules that i ve adhered to that have secured my place as temecula s most recognizable instructor in the deathly pursuit of skydiving who wants to hear them i do correct answer my friend i saw something in you when i first met you unlike these pussies you are ready you are trained you are strong this guy s intense are you scared dude you dropped acid are you fucking serious yeah man i m gonna be peaking right when we jump hahaha pay attention to these strap tightening techniques unless you want to be flattened sir these stretches can save your life you can take a page from keith s book and pay fucking attention drug trip kicks in hey are you listening to me steven i am god and you are awesome thanks god  i studied in the auto track lane for 14 years do you want to know your destiny yes what is it jump what go fuck these guys jump you re god i m in jump my child jump steven jumps pulls his cord and gets sucked into the propeller causing the entire plane to fail and eventually explode jack black evacuates the plane jump go get the fuck out of here you tuck and roll fucking nailed the landing bro everyone lands safely except dmitri who breaks his leg badly c mon you fuckin baby ram it in there keith begins to set a makeshift splint and push the bone back into his leg we ve gotta move we ve gotta fucking move i know boohoo you ll be ok dmitri is unable to keep up with keith and jack who treat him poorly even forcing him to drink his own urine guys i know what you re thinking you re thinking dmitri s slowing us down he s dead weight look fellas it s not that bad ok it s not that great either but the point is this keith you need me i m not just some dick in a circle jerks cover band we re doing meaningful stuff here keith look at me i m your friend you can t leave me out here just like i didn t leave you when you needed me to make rock fucking history so what are you trying to say dmitri goddamn gary join our fucking band whatever it takes you can play the goddamn bass keith keith bear appears out of nowhere and swipes dmitri s head clean off his shoulders it begins chasing keith and jack blacksong this is mental and you re all cocky you need a bomb and we need cash there s no free lunch for a jackass we ll be killed but that s okay we re miles away we re comfortable put on your happy face we re in over our heads we re in over our heads they have to cover up the tragedy and tell your asses you re free planting the seeds of a sad democracy we re in over our heads we re in over our heads i spot the the size of our nation are you here or a vacation 