have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas you know those yankees lost from now on the red sox are no longer cursed have yourself a friggin awesome christmas i hope you totally hook up call that broad from high school that was always drunk once again we re livin high school days you know those wasted days of the old hammered friends that are wicked fucked they ll be pukein up on the floor through the years we ll all be drunk in boston doin jager bombs call my brother bobby so we can all get so high have yourself a wicked pisser christmas let s watch nanna get drunk remember last year when she passed out in your brother s trunk have yourself a friggin awesome christmas come and sit right here don t be retarded let s shortgun another beer shoppin drunk down in harvard square or was it davis square who cares fanueil hall can really suck my balls but the rack is so queer through the years we ll all be drunk in boston rootin for the sox go call my girl i m really way to friggin drunk have yourself a wicked hardcore christmas get your ass up and cheer sing loud boston and raise your favorite pint of beer and let s all wish the sox another kick ass year