mister santa bring me a dream make him the cutest boy i ve ever seen give him two lips like roses and clovers and tell him i ll be happy to bend over santa i ve been so good i used protection whenever i could now that i m down on my knees mister santa don t forget about me mister santa bring me a boy make him a kinky collector of toys how bout a athlete straight out of college although this sounds exhausting to be honest i mean i love edm i like to party but only with men these younger guys aren t quite on my level how long must i keep chugging vodka and red bull santa i ve started to think now that i m older i don t want a twink i want a man who s older and wiser don t mind if he has a pocket full of pfizers santa to tell you the truth i think i want someone like you come down my chimney if you can mister santa is a gay man santa all that white hair you ll be so scruffy my own polar bear i love to grab a hold of that belly and make it jiggle like a bowl of ky jelly santa jingle them balls i want a santa who s big black and tall i want to get inside that bag maybe santa maybe santa maybe santa is a black fag