yo what s up man this is jed i own jed s irish pub across the street from your house you know the one you walk by every day on the sidewalk anyway i m just gonna put up this folding chalkboard sign every single day for you to look at casually with all our drink specials listed and how cheap and delicious it is and you re gonna know how easy it would be for you to simply take a couple steps and walk in like everybody else i m tryna stop drinking and i fucking hate it the feeling that i get from it is underrated i just wanna get so faded i become sedated i m tryna quit drinking and i fucking hate it fuck alcoholics anonymous i m gonna start a group called alcoholics obvious with a good time alcohol is synonymous i m bout to break the fuck out of all my promises i don t wanna drink anymore but i fuckin do if you know my music then you know that it s nothing new i m drinking carbonated water like it s a substitute but i need 80 right now this is nothing proof want the truth i hate clarity in all sincerity i d rather temporarily be acting merrily and laugh hysterically until you have to carry me and throw me in back of a grand cherokee i need some damn therapy but um aa is not what i be needing the lackluster greeting by sadly fucking repeating my name 30 years sober you still at the meeting it s lame i d rather drink than that call me an aristocrat i m tryna stop drinking and i fucking hate it the feeling that i get from it is underrated i just wanna get so faded i become sedated i m tryna quit drinking and i fucking hate it i just don t wanna give it up i know that drinking every day is fucking my liver up i know it ain t my first love i know that the music is i know i would ve had more success in the music biz if i would ve stuck to writing instead of whiskey but there s a whole battalion of demons embedded in me and i never challenged em i always just fed em quickly i guess i m diseased i wish all of the stress would just ease i was a dreamer but the demons have undermined my quest i used to watch myself and discover i was the best but every smart brain has a dumber side i guess fill myself with depressants then wonder why i m depressed fans tell me my art saves helps many people crawl out of some dark caves but i wanna stay in mine i like where the darkness is i m going to the liquor store to visit my pharmacist i m giving up  i m tryna stop drinking and i fucking hate it the feeling that i get from it is underrated i just wanna get so faded i become sedated i m tryna quit drinking and i fucking hate it