love is strange and sometimes kinda gross it s embarrassingly gassy and it leaves its dirty underwear in piles around the place love is rude it has a sort of smell and it thinks that you don t notice and it blurts out things that make you wanna smack it s stupid face and it s awkward and confusing it annoys you half to death then it grins that dopey grin and you can t catch your breath love is strange and sometimes sort of smug and it s really really bossy and it messes with your head till you re a hopeless basket case and it s stubborn it s insulting it s obnoxious it s the worst you keep pushing it away and you fall in headfirst love is strange and often pretty drunk  it looks different without makeup and it s nothing like the fairy tales you grow up dreaming of love is weird love is dumb love is strange but that s what makes it love