music by mc lars my friend aileen made a time machine but was keen on keeping it shiny clean to travel back in time had always been my dream so i hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like ween ad 33 maybe you would see me telling jesus his friend judas was untrustworthy you think thats fresh well just youd wait id battle rap chaucer in 1388 id tell lincoln in 1865 going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise in 1963 id make jfks day id say before you go to dallas wear this helmet okay in 2001 id make the world alright id go back to 9 11 and cancel all flights in my time machine you couldnt get with me because e equals this squared mc my t to the i to the m to the e m a to the c h i n e my t to the i to the m to the e m a to the c h i n e hey albert einstein throw your hands in the air props on that whole theory of relativity thing 