i was sitting in a coffee shop just minding my own affairs when all of a sudden this policeman caught me unawares he said is your name pedro i said uh yeah i guess so he said then come with me cause you re the man we been looking for i said hey man i ve been framed hey no really man i was framed aw i never do nothing wrong man but every time i get the blame they put me in the lineup and let the bright lights shine there was ten poor dudes like me standing in that line i knew i was the victim of somebody s evil plan when this scroungy looking dude came up and said yeah that s him man hey wait a minute man i ve been framed man aw listen to me judge i was framed i never do nothing wrong aw but every time i get the blame then the prosecuting attorney started prosecuting on me that dude gave me the first second and third degree he said where were you on the night of july 29 i said man i was home in bed he said judge that man is lying i said wait a minute man i was framed man hey judge listen to me man really you got to believe me i been framed man i never do nothing wrong aw but every time i get the blame  now look i deny the charges of having any weed and i also deny the charges of taking any speed i deny the charges of selling any grass but when the judge looked down and said guilty i said judge you can kiss my judge i m telling you the truth i was framed man i never do nothing wrong aw but every time i get the blame oh framed you got to believe me judge that wasn t even my stuff i was holding it for a friend man could this face life man oh come on judge don t send me to camp man i just got my car fixed man look i just got a new tattoo and everything man oh man what a bummer man hey come on judge give me a break please aw judge come on man don t take me away i was framed man really i ve been framed