don t go to church on sunday don t get on my knees to pray don t memorize the books of the bible i got my own special way but i know jesus loves me maybe just a little bit more i fall out on my knees every sunday at zerelda lee s candy store well it s got to be a chocolate jesus make me feel good inside got to be a chocolate jesus keep me satisfied well i don t want no abba zabba don t want no almond joy there ain t nothing better suitable for this boy well it s the only thing that can pick me up better than a cup of gold see only a chocolate jesus can satisfy my soul when the weather gets rough and it s whiskey in the shade it s best to wrap your savior up in cellophane he flows like the big muddy but that s ok pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait well it s got to be a chocolate jesus good enough for me got to be a chocolate jesus good enough for me well it s got to be a chocolate jesus make me feel good inside got to be a chocolate jesus keep me satisfied