close your eyes open your mind your journey s about to begin relax your karma and try not to barf as the universe starts to spin hocus pocus expialidocious set your aura free petrificus totalus drink deeply from the chalice tell us what you see ahahahaha i see a door oi what did i say no go through it it s opening on its own that s magic this is the day my father died the king is dead long live the king the king is dead long live the king where is his son who ll inherit everything is that you sire so handsome no it s my much older brother kingsley i can t see anything that s me shut up you i can t see anything shut up oh dear i ate my feelings and a lot of bread the sword your highness here s your royal sword no one gives me anything to be the king you must receive the sword if i want something i take it and i don t want to be any king  oh but kingsley it s your destiny we literally named you kingsley god told us to it s not like we were being trendy my destiny lies beyond the castle walls mother i m going to conquer and kill and spread bastard children throughout the land like wildflower seeds somebody else can sit on their ass and rule but who who but who who but who dickie dickie ha brilliant gareth aye you shall be the king s guard i m only ten but alright i m gareth and i ll faithfully serve you my king the sword your highness here s your royal sword to be the king actually i think i will take the sword good luck dickie