see that girl over there everyone thinks she s hot and after a few your thinkin that you ve got a shot well maybe you do maybe you dont but if you strike out there there hauss and start telling yourself its her lose chorus thats just drinkin thinkin liquor logic in a can your brian cells party and your body believes your supperman thats just drinking thinkin and here s where the trouble starts the more you drink the better you think you are from this stage and these lights i see this stuff every night a guy with a tie will challenge a biker to a fight or the kareoke king who gets up to sing an oldie and hears the applause and beleives he can quit his day job repeat chorus solo your getting better all the time thats just drinkin thinkin liquor logic in a can your brain cells party and your body believes your superman thats just drinkin thinkin and here s where the trouble starts the more you think the better you drink you are ah the bigger and badder smarter and better looking you think you are you better switch to coffee