oi oi medium hot perinaise sauce boneless thighs skinny jeans on two sides for my wings peri peri sauce out with the boys if it s not cheeky you didn t go gotta make sure it s a cheeky nando s slicked back hair air max on looking real cheeky for my nando s walk up to the till give me some nuts don t want a drink but i ll take a cup she said that s for water yeah alright i m a cheeky lad so i fill it with sprite i go to nando s it s all popped off corn on the cob gets knocked off when i draw for the olives i go pop pop pop hot sauce goes to the top top top my wallet is tight my girl s not not not i m asian handle it hot hot hot get a refill then i bop bop bop i ve got two in my hand i wanna drop drop drop oi oi medium hot perinaise sauce boneless thighs skinny jeans on two sides of wings peri peri sauce out with the boys i ve got a bottomless drink and a line in my head i ll take a rice and a garlic bread mash potato you know i m real fino sides for the vegan meal  halloumi come through me julie kfc boys they wanna try and screw me banter chicken gets wrapped up don t like nando s go home you re an actor excuse me have you been to nando s before you what i bring all my birds to this spot extra small jeans plain white top don t be shy with the sauces love oh hello you re gorgeous love get the perinaise out sort us a tub proper naughty bit of grub yeah everything s fine with my meal i just sat myself down chill i m sweet for the nuts and the olives you re hotter than the ten chillis in my wallet you like that one when you re next out try that one a bit of banter with james and steve but if it ain t cheeky enough we ll leave oi oi medium hot perinaise sauce boneless thighs skinny jeans on two sides of wings peri peri sauce out with the boys 2