kid 1 i was starving in the poorhouse where they fed us twice a year and they tossed me out the day i asked for more king richard aw kid 1 and your dad brought me to your house and he gave me bread and beer also everything you left here in your drawer galavant wait what kids he was there he was there kid 1 gave me all your underwear kids with his sweet loving care he was there galavant got to be kidding me kid 2 i was carried off by slavers where my parents died of pox and they sold me to be rendered into glue king richard ew kid 2 then your dad did me two favors first he cleaned their freaking clocks then he gave me all the gear he gave to you galavant hey that s my favorite hat kids he was there he was there kid 3 random backflip in the air kids yeah kid 4 so much more kid 5 love to spare kid 6 such a gem kid 7 such a galavant stop i was practically abandoned by that smug and selfish jerk it s like nothing that i did was quite enough king richard that s rough galavant first his ego s out of hand and all he cares about is work and i can t believe he gave you all my stuff kid 8 what kid 5 no kids he was there galavant never there kids he was galavant never ever there kid 5 kid 8 sweet and kind galavant au contraire kid 9 kid 10 he s a saint galavant not a prayer nasty and cold hearted such a pig don t get me started he s a schmuck he s a schmo he s the worst i should know he s my dad he s a cad he s right behind me isn t he 