all right stop whatcha doin cause i m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to i look funnybut yo i m making money see so yo world i hope you re ready for me now gather round i m the new fool in town and my sound s laid down by the underground i drink up all the hennessy ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself my name is humpty pronounced with a umpty yo ladies oh how i like to funk thee and all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee i m steppin tall y all and just like humpty dumpty you re gonna fall when the stereos pump me i like to rhyme i like my beats funky i m spunky i like my oatmeal lumpy i m sick wit dis straight gangsta mack but sometimes i get ridiculous i ll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl c mere are ya ticklish yeah i called ya fat look at me i m skinny it never stopped me from getting busy i m a freak i like the girls with the boom i once got busy in a burger king bathroom i m crazy allow me to amaze thee they say i m ugly but it just don t faze me i m still getting in the girls pants and i even got my own dance the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump do ya know what i m doing doing the humpty hump do the humpty hump do the humpty hump people say yo humpty you re really funny lookin that s all right cause i get things cookin ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me but ya can t get near me i give em more see and on the floor b all the girls they adore me oh yes ladies i m really being sincere cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear my nose is big uh uh i m not ashamed big like a pickle i m still getting paid i get laid by the ladies ya know i m in charge both how i m living and my nose is large i get stupid i shoot an arrow like cupid i use a word that don t mean nothing like looptid i sang on doowutchalike and if ya missed it i m the one who said just grab im in the biscuits also told ya that i like to bite well yeah i guess it s obvious i also like to write all ya had to do was give humpty a chance and now i m gonna do my dance  the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump do ya know what i m doing doing the humpty hump do the humpty hump do the humpty hump oh yeah that s the break y all let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here oh yeah now that i told ya a little bit about myself let me tell ya a little bit about this dance it s real easy to do check it out first i limp to the side like my leg was broken shaking and twitching kinda like i was smoking crazy wack funky people say ya look like m c hammer on crack humpty that s all right cause my body s in motion it s supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion anyone can play this game this is my dance y all humpty hump s my name no two people will do it the same ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain humping funking jumping jig around shaking ya rump and when a doo doo chump punk points a finger like a stump tell him step off i m doing the hump the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump do ya know what i m doing doing the humpty hump do the humpty hump do the humpty hump black people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump white people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump puerto ricans do the humpty hump just keep on doing the hump samoans do the humpty hump do the humpty hump let s get stoopid the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump do ya know what i m doing doing the humpty hump do the humpty hump do the humpty hump oh yeah come on and break it down once again the underground is in the house i d like to send a shout out to the whole world keep on doing the humpty dance and to the ladies peace and humptiness forever21