i go to the barber to get shorn and i leave looking nothing like shane warne i know it s too late to tell them to stop so i sit down in my chair and close my eyes cause i just can t watch home haircuts do they ever go right and what are you thinking is all i think about at night i go to the barber to get shorn and i leave feeling empty and forlorn i show them a picture of roger mcguinn edwyn collins john lennon david byrne it seems i just can t win and home haircuts do they ever go right and what are you thinking is all i think about at night and these hairdressers where can i even start and what are they thinking before they go and break my heart i wanted my mum to cut my hair for me she said louis we don t need these kind of problems in this family and now i m feeling so unhappy unhappy with my hair and it s making me unhappy oh yeah and home haircuts do they ever go right and what are you thinking is all i think about at night and these hairdressers where can i even start and what are they thinking before they go and break my heart 2