punk rock band touring the usa stopping along the american highway roll into the truck stop cause i gotta take a leak everybody s staring like i m some kind of freak fuck all this attention i think i ll try to sneak into the ladies room without getting caught excuse me sir over by the stall um wrong bathroom men s is down the hall so i pull up my shirt to prove i m the right gender but the looks they re giving me are anything but tender what s your problem i ain t got a member fine i ll go into the boys room but it really fucking stinks what s with your aim boy you trying to hit the tank your tomcat spray by men is so rank so for you i left a present put a tampon on the sink yeah my hair s pink i m the missing link you don t have a missing link bathroom uh are you a girl your titties are kinda small i m still confused the men s is down the hall is that a he or a she is that a him or a her oh excuse me ma am uh sir am i supposed to feel ashamed cause you re confused cause i don t fit in your box you loser i m gonna have a bladder burst while you ponder gender excuse me sir over by the stall wrong fucking bathroom the men s is down the hall poor tired pathetic but cute trying to limit me with your dichotomy simple minds built two kinds and i m number three you and rush don t know shit about me so where do we meet or give me my free condoms in every bathroom