i know this guy named richard he s my red necked friend he does everything the hard way you see rich don t like to bend he went out for a haircut get himself a little trim got hooked up with a beautician and she set out to do him in she knocked dick in the dirt he said that it didn t hurt one bit no she knocked dick in the dirt he jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt now rich knows girls in england he s a well traveled man he s been around the world you see he s met some hard demands but jane she knocked him right down well he just get right back up whew together they have this bond you see she likes to tie him up she knocked dick in the dirt yeah he said that it didn t hurt one bit no she knocked dick in the dirt yeah but then she kissed him where it hurt ow now rich he got all junked up something rubbed him wrong but jane she straightens him out yeah it never takes that long cause rich he has no conscience he s of a friendly persuasion and any chance he has to meet someone new he ll always rise to the occasion she knocked dick in the dirt he said that it didn t hurt one bit no she knocked dick in the dirt he jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt ow she knocked dick in the dirt he said oh it didn t hurt one bit no she knocked dick in the dirt he jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt uh ow