well the van got a new heart up in vancouver took me all the way down to louisville with just enough time to tune my guitar climb on stage while the place got filled and its wall to wall with all kinds of people from the born agains to the barely legal im on stage trying to please everyone or at least the few that choose to listen and the man whos supposed to pay me hes doing coke in the back room with the man who was manning the door so its a free show from now on i guess all the poor hippies theyre sneaking in they got their pot brownies and their mushroom tea and theyre passing it out to everybody im up here sipping whiskey and singing if i ever sound like john mayer someone please shoot me and suzanne the bartenders out in the street kicking her shoes off her little bare feet pounding on the asphalt at the top of her lungs she screams free drinks for everyone free drinks for everyone this girl tells me she got my cd from someone who burned it from someone who burned it who burned it from some guy who got it from some station that one time played my songs and i tell her hell there aint nothing that you owe i just gots to make enough to get me to the next show and the meth zombies theyre stumbling in they dont eat your brains but theyll steal your tips this cop up front he wants to throw me in jail he said i know your fans love you but they wont pay your bail and suzanne the bartenders out in the street kicking her shoes off her little bare feet pounding on the asphalt at the top of her lungs she screams free drinks for everyone free drinks for everyone  now its the third set its a long set cause this bar dont close till 4am but i aint taking no breaks no more cause theres a cougar waiting at the end of the bar shes waving her arms shes screaming my name she comes closer and closer with every song i sing and she throws her tequila down on the floor but theyll be another one for goddamn sure and suzanne the bartenders out in the street kicking her shoes off her little bare feet pounding on the asphalt at the top of her lungs she screams free drinks for everyone free drinks for everyone free drinks for everyone free drinks for everyone