when i saw you standing there in your lacy underwear i knew i was in the ladies dressing room and now i ve seen it all and they kicked me out of the mall but it was wonderful now we got a lot to talk about yeah i know yeah but when we re hanging out always seems like you re having a cow cause i love you i love you i love you but you re standing on my foot there s got to be some way for you and me to act our age and maybe make a change where will we be next year still sitting here and drinking beer and watching mr belvedere and i know it s not much of a life you re in color i m in black and white but we play parcheesi every saturday night and that s all right cause i love you i love you i love you but you re standing on my foot yeah yeah and you were wearing your hat that said god guts and guns made america free let s keep all three and you were smiling but i could see your disappointment and a piece of something green stuck between your teeth i said i m so impressed you said surely you jest i said yes but stop calling me shirley stop calling me shirley stop calling me shirley it s not my name i love you i love you i love you but you re standing on my foot i love you but you re standing on my foot yeah yeah