if i wake up in the morning then it means that i survived groggy faced and damn this place cause im still drunk i am surely not afraid of any dog that bites ill puke in the sink and have a drink cause im still drunk it seems the dawn has come before the hangover has kicked in well never fear just have a beer cause im still drunk if i wake up in the morning with a lady my side shes still pretty to me cause i cant see cause im still drunk and im still drunk theres nothing left to fear im still drunk hey have another beer im still drunk theres a party in my gut im still drunk unless it comes back up if i wake up in the morning and i find myself in jail ill pay the bail and drink some ale cause im still drunk im the first one at the bar im everyones best friend when it last call i hate you all cause im still drunk if you have a party it doesnt start till i arrive its ten past one lets have some fun cause im still drunk i find a luck lady who wants to lay with me shes a perky d cup i cant get it up cause im too drunk im still drunk theres nothing left to fear im still drunk hey have another beer im still drunk theres a party in my gut im still drunk unless it comes back up when i go to make my way on home im drinking driving talking on the telephone you say youd like a ride home too i would hate to drink and drive without you if i wake up in the morning then it means that survived groggy faced and damn this place cause im still drunk im still drunk theres nothing left to fear im still drunk hey have another beer im still drunk theres a party in my gut im still drunk unless it comes back up