what s that there on your pant leg boy it must be that country funk what s that there on your pant leg boy it must be that country funk dirty elbows and grimy knees i was hers from the very first squeeze now all i got is my magazines country funk country funk what s that dripping down your bibs there boy it must be that country funk what s that dripping down your bibs there boy it must be that country funk curly hair and a factory tan painted nails on some calloused hands she found a boy but she left her a man country funk country funk so worked up i can t get no relief i saw things i should never have seen now all i got is my magazines country funk country funk dootin dootin doo dootin doo doo doo dootin dootin doo doo doo dootin dootin doo dootin doo doo doo dootin dootin doo doo doo now she s gone i m all alone and it s so hard in the morning won t you please come home until then i ll pretend country funk country funk what s that there on your pant leg boy what s that there on your pant leg boy what s that there on your pant leg boy what s that there on your pant leg boy country funk country funk