by mc lars music by mc lars patrick pj mccombs hey england lets kick it cops without guns and the nme should i watch the bbc or should i watch the bbc look at these crazy coins is this lord of the rings pounds and pence and princes and queens flipside experience well not really more familiar than russia or chile up for cricket or squash or the london zoo look you hate george bush and we do too fab music scene though uk bands are ace and you guys are the most polite of the human race fish and chips crumpets bangers and mash shakespeare donne sid vicious and the clash you love our movies we kind of like yours we love the way you talk please help help us in these wars you stopped staying fab we stopped saying groovy our scotland is canada you saw the south park movie i love england and visa versa american perspective in these visa verses tea time jolly good caffeine rush look a red a phone booth and a double decker bus i love you england so lets both ignore the boston tea party and that silly east coast war oxford london and guildford too rockin your p a s when i come to visit you the florida incident democracy at work but weve still got love for your boy edmund burke if it werent for us youd be speaking german but then we gave you hanson and pee wee herman you gave us the beatles and you gave us the who we gave you kris kross and vanilla ice too you gave us chicken run and the teletubies we gave you mcdonalds and got you chubby you think were all trailer trash obnoxious and noisy but thats just springer ricki lake and boise were friendly and fake and proud of our nation overweight wasting gas hedonic civilization were sue happy mad overworked compulsive winners strong facade but insecure just think seymour skinner were obsessed with image old age and fat technology death and our dogs and cats the superbowl shopping s u v s and money santa claus hygiene and the easter bunny but bigger is better and we love our t v from l a to boston to nashville tennessee and yes 1 4 of americans own guns in case you come back to punish your sons but mother britain listen theres still a tie that binds us the u s isnt perfect you dont have to remind us 1