now how did i guess you were going to express your disdain at the crane with the bright fairy lights and you moan at the snow cos your car wouldnt go oh its cliched to be cynical at christmas you dont have a tree and your smile has a fee all the same heres a card for your boring facade jingle bells piney smells all the boys and the girls say its cliched to be cynical at christmas oh its cliched to be cynical at christmas see how we yawn at your bile and your scorn its a beautiful day peace on earth has been played make a noise with your toys and ignore the killjoys cos its cliched to be cynical at christmas oh its cliched to be cynical at christmas i saw three ships come sailing in come sailing in come sailing in i saw three ships come sailing in on christmas day in the morning