traded up for stronger cologne cuz he turned his skull into a broken bone he tried to cry cuz it hurt to think but neither lobe works in a leisure suit made of rhinestones he watches his dog clean his clothes he seems an alright guy from what i know transit authority funds what i bypass to get my feeding tube and the plastic its made from holds up so strong and true but i want a string quartet while i use the loo spiders crawl up from under me to make sure i move they crawl into my holes and make me weep and remember my name he will only dance to a dial tone he lives on function and function alone theres not much behind the eyes from what i know traded up for stronger cologne smells like going out looks like staying at home and all the while there were spiders in my butt crawlin around and i want a string quartet while i use the loo nothing crawls up over my head to make sure i move