it s a late night in this town it s time to move on and our time it came and went find your coat find your keys find the man of your dreams and how much money he spent so set down your drink you ve had more than you should your last chance has just come and gone well she s gone for the door and she looks all alone let me know what she looks like at dawn last call again last call do you know where you re going last call again there are lovers and fighters at 2 00 am a big girl named carol well she just left with jim and it s hard sometimes to make up your mind they re out in the lot and she s going down on him so roll your leg over take the bow not the stern and pray before you begin cause this date s not your mate and it s not where you re going but more like where they ve been slip a beer in your coat keep your arms to your side cause going home that s a pretty good drive keep it under the dash and watch who you pass for your first dwi