it s early this mornin i get out of bed throw on my clothes put a cap on my head i m ready for fun cause i got the day off i m meeting my buddies for fishing and golf i rush out the door and remember my wife go back to the bedroom to tell her goodbye i kneel down beside and give her a kiss she wakes up and gives me a honey do list aaaah i look at the jobs and then i pull away she says i must finish before i go play i try to resist but i know i will loose she hijacked my day with these honey dos honey dos honey dos honey dos honey doooooooooooooos it s late in the evening the sun s going down i walk in the house and collapse on the ground crumpled up paper still clutched in my fist i finally got down with the honey do list she kneels down beside me and kisses me soft and thanks me for letting her have the day off