they call me undead an abomination better get yourself prepared for zombie chasin once i m on your tail i cannot be stopped i ll keep slammin on your door until i knock it off is one of three words in my vocab if i say bleh bleh then you made me mad and if you push me i ll push you back my skin is green and my heart is black i m like walking corpse of legolas i got a bow in my hand and i never miss i m menace to everybody in the game you hear my bones click clack and ya know my name cuz i m a skeleton ya better run i ll shoot ya bum punk just because i think it s fun if you re outside at night you should try to hide i ll be lookin for ya while i take a spider ride wooo  don t mistake me for a walking penis yes i m shaped like one but i m quite egregious because everybody runs no one ever hits me you know if i go down i m taking you with me hisssssss that s the only sound i make and if you hear me nearby then it s probably too late my massive blast radius will hit your bum say goodbye level 50 hello level one the sun goes down that s when they get started they ve got one mission that s to kill the target are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs or are you just another noob who keeps creative mode on i spawn within the depths of nether so i m rather accustomed to fiery weather and i m on patrol with a golden sword gettin ready to attack so come at me bro snort snort don t try to make me overreact because once i m provoked you get the whole pack you may call us butt buddies and we are just that cuz we smell like bacon and we taste like ass whoooaaaaaa i m just a villager dude i was caught in the middle of a crazy feud i just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe i have a tiny house bro this is my life i just do what i can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over why let s all live in harmony we can work together dudes come along with me the sun goes down that s when they get started they ve got one mission that s to kill the target are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs or are you just another noob who sleeps in bed until dawn my voice is high pitched so nobody likes me i can t live in a house cuz that d be a tight squeeze i fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight take a nap in the sky till find a fight and then i squeal like a girl and i breathe fireballs if you think that you can take me then i hope you re kinda tall i m the biggest in size and i use it well i may sound like a baby but i spawn in hell well i m an enderman rapping isn t my thing but i guess i ll do something since i d prefer not to sing i m tall and dark all i do is walk minding my own business until i m pissed off is this block from your house well now it s mine don t look at my face and we ll be just fine the sun goes down that s when they get started they ve got one mission that s to kill the target are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs or are you just another noob who spawns whatever he wants pathetic the sun goes down that s when they get started they ve got one mission that s to kill the target are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs or are you just another noob who sounds like somebody s mom 4