message in a bottle rhythm of a drum smoke signals and telegraphs made the airwaves hum but that s all ancient history like bongs and lincoln logs now we livin like the jetsons in a wacky wireless fog talkin squawkin hawkin who knows if anybody s gettin through toasters talk to crackberries boston to bombay teenage schemes and ma bell dreams as minutes tick away we act like crazy people talking to ourselves crashing cars for conversations still that shit flies off the shelf the information superhighway s crawling like an l a traffic jam everybody s on the phone so connected and all alone from the pizza boy to socialite we all salute the satellite won t you text me with your master plan you re loud and clear but i don t understand i m a digital explorer in analog roam and everybody s on the phone do you remember dialing up yes i remember well now i just can t go anywhere without my sacred cell i think that i might die if i miss anything at all text me send an e mail link me up give me a call i m add on aol and tryin to read the writing on the wall everybody s on the phone so connected and all alone from the pizza boy to the socialite we all salute the satellite won t you text me with your master plan you re loud and clear but i don t understand i m a digital explorer in analog roam and everybody s on the phone now i m a real jungle jumper i m a megahertz man i swing from tree to tree on the very latest plan on the download in the dropout zones in every major city cross the land i got bob marley on my ringtone get up stand up reach out touch somebody man  everybody s on the phone so connected and all alone from the pizza boy to the socialite we all salute the satellite won t you text me with your master plan you re loud and clear but i don t understand i m a digital explorer in analog roam and everybody s on the phone i m a digital explorer in an analog foam everybody s on the phone yeah can you hear me wait wait can you hear me now oh shit the batteries are going let me get over to the window did you get that i ll call you back