tonight will be the last night of my record breakingly successful run in the lead role of the greatest play of the century unprecedentedly warm praise from critics and public alike has met my portrayal of a man at his desk who gives a damn oh oh oh if i could only see the clear blue sky from my office window oh oh then it would only take a steel gray day and i d take my bow and i d like to thank all my friends and fans for always pushing me to soldier on so one last time my greatest soliloquy oh oh oh if i could only see the clear blue sky from my office window oh oh oh then it would only take a steel gray day and i d take my bow to whom it may concern i d like to nominate myself to receive and award as a small symbol of recognition for my body of work a lifetime of selling my body to pay the bills but my heart and my mind are mine mine you will not win this war this is just a battle oh oh oh well i ve surrendered you my physical attendance here but no no no you will not take my soul let s we forget why i m sitting here my letter to the human resources department says you started a war so you ll get what you started i m only working here because i need the fucking money i m only working here because i need the fucking money i m only working here because i need the fucking money i m only working here because i need the fucking money