i have to mow the lawn and i have to wash the car and i d just like to know just who you think you are i m getting tired of wagging that old heavy garbage can your woman s gettin tired of being your ole handy man i have to run your water and i have to wash your back and i have to scrub the tub after you have had your bath you re as helpless as a baby but i love you understand i m just getting tired of being your ole handy man your woman s getting tired of being your ole handy man now i know you ve got ten fingers but where s your helping hand i ve just made a decision i ve stood all i m gonna stand your woman s gettin tired of being your ole handy man i do everything for you you never help yourself an i think i d die from shock if you raised a hand to help well i m not gonna keep it up that s what you got planned your woman s gettin tired of being your ole handy man your woman s getting tired of being your ole handy man now i know you ve got ten fingers but where s your helping hand i ve just made a decision i ve stood all i m gonna stand your woman s gettin tired of being your ole handy man