well it s saturday night and i m still free and i ain t never gonna be eaten by the monster of love it s hard to fight it off much more i hear it drooling by the door eaten by the monster of love it ain t a pretty sight to see the way it leaves em it chews them up and spits out creatures with those goo gooey eyes sick sickly smiles it just isn t right and my father said don t worry son but look at him he should have run eaten by the monster of love well it s worse than war it s worse than death there ain t too many left who ain t been eaten by the monster of love buy a dog and that might help sometimes though a dog gets grabbed and eaten by the monster of love eaten by the monster of love let it huff let it puff eaten by the monster of love i hate to gripe but i just ain t the type i know some really good good people overcome and piece by piece they were eaten by the monster of love sometimes it takes a nip at me but i m too quick to ever be eaten by the monster of love