i met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home he said he liked to do it backwards i said that s just fine with me that way we can fuck and watch tv it was four a m and the light was gray like it always is in paperbacks he asked if i liked playing jacks i told him that i was good to sixes but all hell broke loose after that i told him that i knew julia roberts when i was twelve at summer camp we didn t say anything after that i dropped him off and i drove on home cause secretly i m timid