hail hail rock and roll come here son and let me help you sell your soul sit right down and everything ll be just fine won t you sign right here and it will all work out in time so sit right down and i ll tell you about the plan i m gonna make you fifty thousand dollars and i ll only take ten million but did i mention i got a new mercedes benz smile pretty be witty come meet your brand new friends everybody thinks that you ll go far you re gonna be a rock and roll star now you got a banker and a lawyer on 16th avenue that s the funny things they call you if you spend a couple extra years in school they got big black cars and dollar signs in their eyes too what is a boy like me to do i got this guitar that i play a little out of tune but it makes no difference if i get all the right tattoos hey get a look at these cheekbones who cares if mick taylor was ever even in the rolling stones besides he didn t even get that far but me i m gonna be a rock and roll star yes i am so now we re livin happy underneath the sony tree and i got my big top 10 record on wkd somethin or other bartender could i have another and another and another  you re lucky we re even drinkin in this bar cause i m gonna be a rock and roll star yes i am yes i am gonna be a rock and roll star