santa claus is in the closet santa s in the water closet takin off his leotard red pjs underwear overalls santa s gone and lost his apron santa s cooking up some bacon santa s loose and on the lam and grandpa took a micro nap santa s in the closet so i have to hurry sister s having an affair with a red garden gnome sixty candles make a wish santa s cake is on the dish teddy ruxpin walking slow walking out the kitchen door santa claus is in the closet santa s in the water closet takin off his leotard red pjs underwear overalls eighteen karat ginger snap pedal pushers coming back santa loves his burlap bag and daddy doesn t know jack track and field is such a bore sporty spice is at the door myspace is a human trap and daddy doesn t know jack up three storeys pull the latch mount the footsteps down the hatch santa s weeping on the floor and sinbad s making snow cones santa claus is at the bar santa wants to break the law santa s goin goin down and santa wants to go to town eighteen karat ginger snap pedal pushers coming back santa loves his burlap bag and daddy doesn t know jack santa s sleeping in the closet with paintings of farrah fawcett i don t know how he got them or what he s doing here