me an earl was workin the superslab outside a that ogallala when outta town come a local clown in a 65 impala had a coon tail flyin off a his whip antenna we was haulin a load a them go go girls truckin em over to o town old boy got on his microphone says how s about a little showdown well hot damn i m a gamblin man so ev rybody get yer bets down cause this old truck gonna make us a buck chicken in the bread pan pickin out vittles swing them heifers and away we go wake up earl we gots to race that pile a junk over ta north platte city well one eyed bears and deuces wild we got the back door pad locked he says bet five bucks and a side a beef i can beat them cows ta flat rock you hear that earl he says he s gonna whip ol bessie here i says call your five and raise ya ten jes kiss that chevy goodby boy cause when bessie hits that floatin gear you gonna be eatin hereford pie yeah well hot damn i m a gamblin man so ev rybody get yer bets down cause this old truck gonna make us a buck she gonna round them curves at thirty gees a trunk full a cows an a hood full a bees move it up a notch earl yeah that s it that s floatin gear c mon bessie well tuck it on in and head it for the barn if we don t win we gonna sell the farm if this old wreck don t break my neck we gonna take them cows to a discatheque i says come on earl let s give it a whirl that chevy is a pickin up speed well we crossed the platte at a hundred flat old bessie was a blowin the weeds we definitely was in that monfort lane yeah we won the race with a bovine ace when the chevy made a fatal pass yeah he got too close got a terminal dose a that good ol hereford gas phew hot damn i m a gamblin man so ev rybody get yer bets down cause this old truck s gonna make us a buck she s rollin the boulevard shakedown hot damn i m a truckin man and i sorta like ta put my foot down this old rig gonna blow your wig got go go girls and a peterbilt cab gonna see ya all out on the superslab for a showdown
['country rap', 'redneck']