i can t find crazy horse can t find hoffa and amelia s missing somewhere out at sea and i hope they re happy havin a party and elvis is servin them up green apple martini s i can t find my watch i can t find my wallet so how in the hell am i supposed to find the one that i love the one that i need hidden so high buried so deep well i found odd jobs and i found reasons for all kinds of ways i can waste my time and i found lovers and i found leavers and i found new ways just to tell old lies i can t find my watch i can t find my wallet so how in the hell am i supposed to find the one that i love the one that i need hidden so high buried so deep somewhere to run somewhere to go and if i ever find her how will i know how will i know cause can t find crazy horse can t find hoffa and amelia s missing somewhere out at sea