my billfold does not have a prayer there is christmas catalogs everywhere she keeps looking at the jewelry section cutting pictures out of her selections i said we need to hold it down this year and in her eye she got a big old tear she wants a christmas rock but santa s pockets has not got no roll she do not want pots and pans just something shining on her hand with an emerald or a diamond on it i had a budget but she is gone and blown it down to the jewelry store here i go hear the clerk say ho ho ho she wants a christmas rock but santa s pockets has not got no roll she does not want anything from sears no tools or garden shears there is something special on her mind and i cannot even afford the shine i wish she would settled for a long nightshirt no i have got to give till it hurts she wants a christmas rock but santa s pockets has not got no roll she do not want pots and pans just something shining on her hand with an emerald or a diamond on it i had a budget but she is gone and blown it down to the jewelry store here i go hear the clerk say ho ho ho she wants a christmas rock but santa s pockets has not got no roll she wants a christmas rock but old santa s pockets has not got no roll