there s a thing or two about high school that you need to know we wish we had known this when we were freshmen watch out for freshmen friday the most dangerous day of the week you thought you were excited for the weekend but this is where your week ends chorus four more years of obeying authority without question don t be so excited there s only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate whatever you do don t you ever bring a roller backpack to school because douche bag kids will kick them over we don t see why though they re really convenient if a girl gives you a smile don t be deceived she wants you to father her child and hes probably not even cute the only thing good about high school is their super bad ass playgrounds they have the best swings ever i once jumped five feet in the air chorus four more years of obeying authority without question don t be so excited there s only one thousand four hundred sixteen pages left to read it will be time to celebrate when its time to graduate to think how happy i was before i came running out of every room i walked in today and the most miserable part is that its only the first day if high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine then maybe high school isn t that bad because that d be the biggest boner kill in history unless shes hot
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