hes a normal human father who wears a normal suit and has a not so normal salty smell hes grilling for his family and none of them can tell that octodads an octopus cause hes disguised so well octodads a pro at grilling a master of the meat his burgers are a work of beefy art the juices make them sticky and tough to pull apart but every burgers made with lots of love and octoheart hes allergic to black pepper but still a seasoned chef a natural with a spatula and flame hell flip each tasty burger and sear each side the same hes a gastronomic cephalopod and octodads his name octodad is getting thirsty theres lemonade nearby hell grab a glass and pour himself a drink something smells a little smokey i cant imagine why but the grill has caused a burning beefy stink octodads burgers are burning the grills ablaze that hot sauce is not helping save those flammable entrees wait that cloth is far too flimsy to put out your burning meal watch the wind and mind your step for that banana peel 