epic rap battles of history kim jong il vs hulk hogan begin the names kim jong i got a license to ill make you swallow my rhymes like a steroids pill your body looks like a spray tan banana with a walrus mustache and a wack bandana im coming at you like the asian ric flair bitch ill suplex you by your friggin dick hair your whole fams a bunch of barbies dude you want beef eat this korean bbq you got a ring side seat to your own smackdown brother you look like sonic the hedgehogs mother youre a freak a phony a rice a roni jabroni im gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony come on dude all the little hulksters know ill hang you from the ropes like south park puppet show ill choke hold you hostage like laura ling brother ill leg drop your ass back to beijing beijing is in china you blond asshole im a god among men youre a suburban commando north korea bitch let me give you a tour by the way your wife says my dick is bigger than yours  hulk hogan goes down i dont know if he can finish the battle hes reaching for the ropes it s it s macho man randy savage ooh yeah its about to get real watch me snap into a slim jim kim jong il i dont like to hit little bitches with glasses but when midgets step up i stomp midget asses the macho man there is no equal so spend less time rapping and start feeding your people punk ill elbow drop your whole nation on behalf of the entire world wrestling federation ooh yeah who won who s next you decide epic rap battles of history4