attention now hear this this party will now come to order this is a reading of the rules rule number one everyone drop your gun it can never be a funeral when you re in your birthday suit rule number two everybody got the news no matter what you do you re gonna be dancing in a dead man s boots rule number three this is a meeting of the orange party you will suck in the forbidden suck in the forbidden fruit rule number four gotta get up off the floor no matter what you do you re gonna be dancing in a dead man s boots dance rule number five nobody gets out alive but everybody here gonna live it up until we die rule number six everybody needs some kicks no matter what you do you re gonna be dancing in a dead man s boots