im not here now gimme a call back leave me a message tell me what the fuck is goin on alright peace oh my god i just had a fuckin dream about this shit called stardust dog me and you are gonna change the world we re gonna be the new ron popeil our commercials on every channel i m telling you this shit is fuckin and did uh lavel call you talking about a place to stay or something i think he said he s gonna kill his moms man call me back dog step right up ladies and gentlemen have a seat i m about to show you a product everyone is sure to need this product i have right here is small and light in weight and can be concealed in any handbag or briefcase stardust we re not sure just what it does but the response has been overwhelming from clients that tell us if it wasn t for this here product and so on man there s so many letters and they go on and on it s a miracle in a bottle and it sells itself if you got problems in life this here product can help this opportunity is golden i m holding in my hand the key to a brand new life for those who have a shilling or two and been compelled by the product and intrigued about what it can do for you honest it s the last case i got and when they re gone they re gone take a chance with stardust it ll fix whatever s wrong nothing can be better than this it only cost what you re spending on it it s absolutely not a hustle or fraud you re either buying or you re moving along what s this ya ask i can t say cause what i m selling here today effects each in a different way and i d be glad to give you a little sample but a dabble isn t ample and plus if people see then i get trampled grab hold of my hand ma am and walk with me don t go hiding in the back and try to talk to me i can see em start to well up in your eyes like raindrops falling from the sky give it a try and how about you ain t ya sick of being picked on for nothing well i m gonna tell you what to do ain t you sick of being pushed hit kicked and even spit on well get you some of this and then tell them haters to get on now i been living off the stuff that we been selling for some time now and look at me i m finer than a line now i didn t come to pull the wool over your eyes but if you re looking for a change then it s finally arrived  come with us as we embark on a tale of a salesman slash hustler cause if you got money you re a potential customer have you ever seen something unbelievable in your life probably not but people are ready to buy anything from anybody any time at all snake oils wristwatch stardust he got it all and it s all half off and everything has to go it s a limited time offer cause funds are running real low before you wake up we re already gone on our way another town another story evolves and it s been done for so long that i don t even feel wrong it s second nature it s as easy as just walking along i never tie myself down to anything i couldn t leave in less than twenty seconds and believe i won t forget it i m just a hustler you can trace it in my bloodlines ask them for the name of the greatest i bet they say mine 