when i was a young boy i wanted to be a film star i wanted to star in my own action film called motorbike man 12 i don t know why specifically twelve it just sounded cool but anyway needless to say motorbike man 12 never actually materialized but instead i have this check out my motorbike i hope you like it i m a mix of a fighter pilot and a cyclist never mind physics because i find it a little inapplicable right when i fly limits never apply and it s evident i m not going to be the first daredevil to die my hell is a temperate climate so i m revving on the engine just to get the frickin temperature rising never mind driving i get my high riding spinning my tires as i m descending and climbin livin the high life i m literally high pour me a mai tai with a little lemon and lime in all i need to eat is three square meals and all i need to move is two round wheels and when i nail a perfect landing i can t find the words to describe dem feels i lack an equal a mix of man and eagle savagely ravaging people leave them wobbling like a weebel i take a track and leave a battle scene gravity hasn t been something that particularly hassled me people are chatting see well i imagine he s been to nasa s astronaut academy hasn t he you re lagging keep up all but forgotten stand like a man or you ll be falling on your bottom rag doll rolling on the floor you re performance is really rather poor if you re struggling to keep up anymore i d really like for you to tell me what the hell you re here for i wield more balls than tournaments in snooker a super duper loop the looper the manner in which i m shooting through the hoops is moving you into a stupor face full of smoke like the user of a hookah i ll leave you newbies trying to reach the new bit finding each solution and can finally be moving from motorcycle riding to writing decent music my old style s miles higher it s trials evolution  motorbike man 12 in very very very selective cinemas too when i say selective it doesn t even exist i still want to do the film motorbike man 12 please hahaha2