i ain t ever gonna drink again i ain t ever gonna smoke again and i m gonna start tomorrow i m gonna be my own best friend this time it s not pretend everything s gonna be different tomorrow yo since i got this money i ain t been able to walk straight i m buying drugs and alcohol at the bulk rate man this change has been crazy i ll probably end up living like rick james in the 80 s people say i should get up on a 12 step but this is too fun to seek help yet i m probably gonna ruin my career and the money that i got i ll go through it in a year man i m through with drinking beer i m so done popping e come tomorrow ain t no one stopping me i m going join a fucking soccer league but that s tomorrow man tonight i m getting fucked up you best believe that shit so tonight is my last hurrah and i m gonna get super tomorrow trashed at my bar i know everything s gonna work out right and i sing this song every night yo i ain t even gotta walk to the corner store i call this company called store to door they deliver in the morning or night so i can always order bud light i m like a kid in a candy store but more like a pedophile in a little girl s pantie drawer damn the shit ain t right i m gonna change but not tonight man tomorrow check it out i m so stupid to be this rich got my own big house you should see this bitch got my own studio with a motherfucking bar in it a driveway got my brand new car in it i need to wise up i need to act right fuck it let s celebrate this one last night  