if i was a black man you would be my hoe or maybe an asian so we can eat egg rolls i can be a mexican and dress like a cholo but im just a white canadian that looks like a lesbo saying swag is cool now ill make a wish on these magic golden shoes a gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true say hello to a negro in 3 2 damn i want to be everything im not thats why i say swag a lot i wish i was a black man so these big shoes would fit or maybe an asian to explain my baby dick i can be a mexican selena told me so but im just a white canadian that looks like a lesbo and it really blows hey whats going on guys can i hang with you being a minority thats all i wanna do i like to say swag i heard you guys do too why the fuck your whispering get the hell out of her dude justin justin i need to talk to justin whats the deal doc i was hangin with my new friends i ran some tests it turns out that your a girl man but im with selena does that make me a lesbian exactly that explains why i cant find my cock it was just small i thought  turns out im your girlfriend because im not a bro thats why we never had sex i got nothing below im actually a lesbian the doctor told me so so if you wanna scissor girl just let me know ill scissor you for sure now that i know that i am really a girl dont wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian wait i need to come clean theres something about me that you dont know i am not a lady i didnt wanna say they would of kicked me off of wizards of waverly if your actually a man does that mean im straight this is so damn confusing i thought that i was gay can we scissor any way okay