well ive already had two beers i m ready for the broom please mrs henry won t you take me to my room i m a good ole boy but i ve been sniffing too many eggs talking to too many people drinking too many kegs please mrs henry mrs henry please please mrs henry mrs henry please i m down on my knees and i ain t got a dime well i m groaning in a hallway pretty soon i ll be mad please mrs henry won t you take me to your dad i can drink like a fish i can crawl like a snake i can bite like a turkey i can slam like a drake please mrs henry mrs henry please please mrs henry mrs henry please i m down on my knees and i ain t got a dime now don t crowd me lady or i ll fill up your shoe i m a sweet bourbon daddy and tonight i am blue i m a thousand years old and i m a generous bomb i m t boned and punctured i ve been known to be calm please mrs henry mrs henry please please mrs henry mrs henry please i m down on my knees and i ain t got a dime now i m starting to drain my stool s gonna squeak if i walk too much farther my crane s gonna leak look mrs henry there s only so much i can do why don t you look my way and pump me a few  please mrs henry mrs henry please please mrs henry mrs henry please i m down on my knees and i ain t got a dime