1 2 3 4 5 call me morbid call me pale i ve spent six years on your trail six full years on your trail call me morbid call me pale i ve spent six years on your trail six full years of my life on your trail and if you have five seconds to spare then i ll tell you the story of my life sixteen clumsy and shy i went to london and i i booked myself in at the y w c a i said i like it here can i stay i like it here can i stay do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber she was left behind and sour and she wrote to me equally dour she said in the days when you were hopelessly poor i just liked you more and if you have five seconds to spare then i ll tell you the story of my life sixteen clumsy and shy i went to london and i i booked myself in at the y w c a i said i like it here can i stay i like it here can i stay and do you have a vacancy for a back scrubber call me morbid call me pale i ve spent too long on your trail far too long chasing your tail