she got a valentine from gary i opened it up it said would you please be mine i gave her flowers and some candy yea she opened them up and said you re trying to make me fat now i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to make me laugh i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to laugh at me not to smart not to tall likes to watch tv and play basketball i bought a car and i let her drive it yea she opened the door and said oh bother this is red i gave her all my notes from algebra she opened em up and said i can t believe you re so stupid now i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to make me laugh i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to laugh at me not to smart not to tall likes to watch tv and play basketball and play basketball and play basketball and play basketball now i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to make me laugh i just want a new girlfriend yea i just want someone to laugh at me and i i just want her to look at me yup i just want her to talk to me yea i won t ever make her wash my car no i won t ever take a walk not unless she s there oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 