i bet you re wondering where the hell are my dick jokes well i got plenty but i m on the verge of reverse from a stroke i can make jokes about fads and mad dads it s really easy to do that it almost makes me feel bad i only rap on this album because i know you ll listen the more words the more recipes i can cook in the kitchen i m just an asshole on the internet who talks funny just an arrogant family man who wants to be somebody yeah and i know i m nothing special just want to care for my love and i don t care if i am someone because there s someone i love i am only doing these things out of selfishness there is a goal i have in mind and it makes me question this how could someone go out of their way to show me selflessness let me do these things and tell me that i am worth a shit i am so fucked up mentally wonder how i m not a bother i just have to stop and think that i am luckier than any other i want to return the favor but that s impossible so i will love her every day so i can make it probable yeah and i know i m nothing special just want to care for my love and i don t care if i am someone because there s someone i love