there s a house on a hill a great big spankin beautiful house with a view to kill out the back there s a pool a turquoise liquid paradise man that water s cool but do i live there do i live there do i live there no you do but when i win you re gonna have to let me in and i m bringin all my friends we re gonna have some fun when i win you re gonna have to let me in we re singin and dancin we re stayin until we see the sun a brand new car goes flyin past one sexy set of wheels that maserati s fast the touch of steel the smell of leather hear the turbo squeal squeal and whine with pleasure do i drive that machine am i behind that wheel am i in that car no you are but when i win you re gonna have to let me in and i m throwin out your kenny g i m blastin eminem when i win you re gonna have to let me in i m crankin up the stereo i m never slowin down ever again a trendy club so exclusive prada and gucci models so elusive red velvet rope security they re letting all the rich folk in everyone but me but do i care do i care do i care yes i do but when i win they re gonna have to let me in and i m wearin what i want i won t be dressed in black when i win they re gonna have to let me in in my t shirt jeans and yellow wellies that ll be some mighty craic now there s a boat no it s a yacht got a helicopter pad it s huge it s worth a lot pretty girls in bikinis suckin down beluga caviar sippin on martinis it s not me no it s not me it s not me but it sure as hell will be  cause when i win they re gonna have to let me in i m bringin guinness by the case we re gonna have some fun when i win they re gonna have to let me in we re drinkin whiskey from the bottle and we re stayin we re drinkin whiskey from the bottle and we re stayin we re stayin we re stayin until we see the sun