this is not a subject many are approaching in rap among the showboating and boasts i know i m so full of crap but i won t be complete without penning an ode to the fact that i feel most at home stroking a cat i feel his paws on my shoulder so i turn and i m poking him back he kneads my knees and i know he s cozy the chap s hoping to doze in my lap it s fairly safe to say i m open to that because i m most at home stroking a cat jimmy i m stroking a cat sammy see him doze in my lap patty there s few feelings closer than that i m at home when i m stroking a cat behind the ears now under the chin tickle the tummy and feel the fluff on your skin i had a cold heart but that frost was going to melt because your fine fluffy fur was the softest thing i ve felt put me in contact with my lost and inner self but gosh your droppings are the most obnoxious thing i ve smelt if jay z had a baby with a crazy cat lady their dna would mutate to make me it may be crazy that i cradle cats in place of babies but you wouldn t make me change my behaviour if you paid me maybe it s love perhaps it s toxoplasmosis honestly i m kind of shocked that i wrote this i m too far gone i m lost and i m hopeless put a poster on the lamp post for me and hope someone will notice jimmy i m stroking a cat sammy see him doze in my lap patty there s few feelings closer than that i m at home when i m stroking a cat  behind the ears now under the chin tickle the tummy and feel the fluff on your skin i try not to treat you anthropomorphically but damn if you could talk to me that d be awesome see i need to reassure you that i ll always be here for you though we are mere mortal beings i would run a mile for every single minute that i fear for you i m no loyalist but to me you are the real royal developed and bred up as a vicious predator i found it tricky to picture til you ripped that stick of feathers up you re like a teddy bear but sentient with agency that s why i savour the sentiment you d deign to play with me the wide world is dangerous home s a haven sweet and if you need love enough i m sure we have a vacancy jimmy i m stroking a cat sammy see him doze in my lap patty there s few feelings closer than that i m at home when i m stroking a cat behind the ears now under the chin tickle the tummy and feel the fluff on your skin aside from mewling i ll never get to hear you speak but we communicate in other ways enough to know you re unique the pet sanctuary was a feline who s who perusing kittens like i was trying to get a new shoe i wonder what the factor was that made me choose you don t know perhaps you chose me and i just knew too you had a true cuteness i never grew used to it rips my heart apart knowing that soon i ll lose you i don t want to lose you i love you