dear sirs to whom is may concern theres facts i d like to learn so many things i wanna know especially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regalia please send me everything cause i am interested in you and everything you do i find myself at all your shows could you tell me were you buy your clothes could you sign my little sisters face put your signature any place and please send me a bio cause we ve got fan mail we really really read it fan mail we really really read it i sent you my letter now i want a reply you don t know any better than you won t take your time with my fan mail so i would like to know just if and when you ll be in town again so that i could meet with you and brag at my friends at school have you been all around the world have you seen every kinda of girl or are you from the other side cause you you can t believe everything that you read with the hypocrisy and the greed the papers all the things that they say they don t tell me anything anyway that s why i ve gotta get it straight from you without an obligation my fan mail what s this i find to my surprise those fans that i idolized no longer seem to exist now tell me what can be the cause of this perhaps it could be their egos i tell you heaven only knows i didn t even get a newsletter fan mail send it out to me fan mail special delivery