please don t take the baby to the liquor store it s not the kind of bottle he s been cryin for take our milk money and walk right out the door but please don t take the baby to the liquor store don t need tequila candy with the worm inside it s hard for him to swallow as well as our pride his dirty feet might dangle like it s some fun ride but it s not a grocery basket when there s booze inside please don t take the baby to the liquor store it s not the kind of bottle he s been cryin for take the milk money and walk right out the door but please don t take the baby to the liquor store i searched our dusty pantry for some old saltines the kids say they are hungry and i know what they mean a jar of party olives and some grenadine can t satisfy their hunger like those pork and beans please don t take the baby to the liquor store it s not the kind of bottle he s been cryin for take the milk money and walk right out the door but please don t take the baby to the liquor store don t store the whiskey bottles on the lowest lying shelves easily accessible to tiny little elves neighbors start to gossip when our children start to play crown royal bags aren t mittens on a cold winter s day please don t take the baby to the liquor store it s not the kind of bottle he s been cryin for take the milk money and walk right out the door but please don t take the baby to the liquor store please don t take the baby to the liquor store liquor store