sally look at me with my pigtails so tight you d think that i might explode right look at me with my arms in a twist not alarming i missed the right road ms cooter it s not too late to turn around and find a better way sally it s not up to fate to lay the groundwork for a better day ms cooter you gotta shake it up put your hair down darlin you really need to unwind sally i gotta pick it up cause my life is calling me on the other line it s time to start over and today is like the first day of the year so get that chip off my shoulder cause its weighing me down and keeping you right here ms cooter i want to get out see the great big world out there sally and ms cooter it s time to set out cause i feel there s something in the air i might be losing my mind but there s one thing that i know that i m finally ready so ready to go sally yeah i m finally ready i m ready to joey hey dick does my hair look alright dick hell yeah buddy you re a sight to see joey kay good listen up just try to relax cause a mishap s the last thing i need i wanna rise up to the next level get off this middle ground i ve got this yearnin burnin like the devil i m here for the rebound pass the ball i know i m on fire dick yeah yeah you re on a roll joey i know dick what do you want from your kingdom sire joey i wanna take control hyo i need a brand new game plan no more warming benches like i ve done before dick get your head in the game man here s what i m thinking joey shit she s coming out that door joey and dick ahhh ahhh joey say yes vanessa yes i must confess of my obsession with your design i will not rest no not unless i find a way to make you mine i m gonna get her if it s the last thing that i do dick but just remember you can t get her joey and dick without you me too so buckle up all you amateurs cause today were goin pro we re finally ready so ready to go vanessa hello tiffany hey vaness omg would you guess that i m not wearing undies today vanessa oh tiff lol what s the diff you can still take them off anyway tiffany ikr vanessa btw vanessa and tiffany where are you right now tiffany we need to talk vanessa oh i totes see you vanessa and tiffany brb ciao ciao old snatch when you ve been around the block as much as i have you feel just like a ceo flopsy oh how s that that must feel nice old snatch you see i m done with all these cocks but they re not lettin me retire i tell ya i m ready to go flopsy it s like living the same way that an old pair of shoes do every day s a one man show they start to stink then there s holes and they don t fit the way they used to i ve had it i m ready to go old snatch look at us we re just a couple of stiffs flopsy ha now you re just being cute old snatch with a lifetime of ifs flopsy don t be so hard on us old snatch and i wonder with someone else could be more fair flopsy yeah i mean it s not like we re some one dick pony old snatch oh now who s being cute flopsy we could be more if only old snatch and flopsy someone out there would answer our prayer while we wait to be delivered go ahead cry me a river we agree that there s no quid pro quo flopsy so until that great vacation old snatch save your tears for lubrication old snatch and flopsy and lord have mercy are we ready to go mercy are we ready to go tiffany listen up vanessa sweetie i do this cause i care vanessa i know tiffany this is war forget your peace treaty justice is right over there vanessa i guess i could use a new guy cause it s been a while and i am still so young why not give it a try at the very least it could be kinda fun tiffany hey now vanessa that s the girl i know and love vanessa i ve been so boring boy i m glad i had a little shove vanessa and tiffany tick tock while the iron s hot there s no time to take it slow you gotta be ready so ready to all go i m ready to go i m ready to go i m ready to go we re finally ready and the time is right for us to light a spark we re keepin it steady with our eyes on the prize to get us through the dark i know there s so much more to what i think i see i feel a change and the strange thing is it s part of me my hormones are freakin out and i think i m gonna blow joey and dick we re locked and loaded sally and ms cooter oh so devoted old snatch and flopsy low and demoted vanessa and tiffany totes just toted all we re finally ready so ready to go 