confidently i did the thing a woman like me should never do i stepped on a scale and thought what the hell cause honey that scale was mighty rude so i ve gained a little weight mama s hair s a little gray and my strength just ain t the same but believe me when i say i d fight a bear underwater for my baby bring on a lion i m not frightened they can t take me i d tear the stripes off any tiger you just call me and i swear i m right there and i m not scared of lions and tigers and bears a wolf or a fox please a big jabberwocky you just gotta knock on your mama s door i ll fight through the fire but if there s a spider well honey that s what your friends are for i know sometimes we don t agree but i m always on your team and if somebody ever get mean if they try to take a swing i m gon hit that gangster lean somebody hold my earrings let me get that vaseline cause they gon have to go through me i d fight the real loch ness monster for my baby i d slay the dragon and i ll drag em cause i m crazy i d scare the stripes off any call me and i swear i m right there and i m not scared of lions and tigers and bears