now there s a lot of ladies out here today but still i think the numbers could be higher well i guess that s what we get for letting chedda take his shirt on the flier chedda your face is full of cataclysms i m a skinny guy due to a high metabolism but this guy s diet plan was highly lacked nutrition cause you got the body type of a dying cancer victim it looks like your face is covered in bee stings all bleeding and scarred you re about to catch a beating you rock a set of g strings for arms and both of y all are pathetic but i d say it s clear which one s the better rapper what are you doing teaming with an asian for we all know cheese goes best with crackers see chedda you already know that you can barely could rap i m airing you out and i m baring the facts you re apparently arrogant you inherited that you need to admit your gimmick and image is making you known as a parody act so i wanna know how many people here came solely for ubiquitous i hope you know now when it comes to your name in this battle league that no one really gives a shit see everyone knows you suck i ve heard him openly admit the shit if battle rap was weed you both would be the snicklefritz and ubiquitous what was up with that last battle it was awful and a disgrace you tried to think outside of the box and it just looked awkward and out of place see when he battled fredo he was standing like this with his hands on his hips and rapping like an angry dad that was getting mad at his kids  see that battle was shit he tried to be more creative than he actually is and the saddest thing is well after that i let him get on a track with us back at my crib but your verse sucked it was terrible and embarrassing buddy your overall worth as a rapper is apparently nothing it took you two days to write those wack bars and you barely could touch me you left that track scarred like a heroin junkie whoa whoa let me switch the tone a little see chedda s mom is a big lady she doesn t do much moving around now i ain t never met her but i m damn sure she needs to start losing some pounds well cause we all know chedda cheese is produced from a cow fuck yeah she s a fatty and plus the bitch is sleazy your mom s pussy is like the strip club people call it the big easy yo your lines fucking suck and you know it you guys lines are like the stamps on our arms complete and udder bullshit yeah i took my shirt off on the flier but your picture was awkward too he s like yeah i love standing next to a topless dude and you re not a voltron gangster you re like voltron klingon i your shirt is like i took your shirt i fisted it like yeah i m a skinny guy probably not in the best shape but you should do like my metabolism and drop some dead weight and i ve been trying to battle them both but they re too chicken ducking me like i m unknown so now i get to kill two birds with one stone so if you thought you had some fame you re only tripping off his star dust not a dollar to your name now even just a couple starbucks and just cause you re a nebula you think that you re a star but this nebula could punch me and i still wouldn t be star struck and how are you the worst but claim you re top in all the city they gave you hfk and f l o who you robbed along with tricky and now you get a title shot that s awfully fucking fishy cause you sucking off the president like monica lewinsky and you aren t a real rapper you ain t even got the basics jeff created you without him you would not have made it see when i flow i got him thinking this my occupation watch a real artist kill a sketch that g o d created and i hate nebula more than anyone will ever know so much that i ma travel back in time to when they settled rome formula the best approach and come up with a clever hoax to make sure no astronomers will ever build a telescope and your girlfriends have a secret that ll probably seem tragic let s just say i wasn t hungry but we made a cheese sandwich and we took a trip to oakland with this douche and as far as the battles go we should ve called it the sketch loves california rapper s show telling everyone i m a big fan of your rappity rapper flow the way you were dick riding the west your name should be amber rose you got a real dumb name passion fruit you bout to go to go down easy apple juice i ll send you off in a box cans of food you re not fat but you re chunky campbell soup see me and chedda go together like motion sensors at smoke detectors snowy weather in cold decembers goal defenders and open netters souls and treasures bones and scepters jokes and jesters bones and feathers snow and leopards chrome and leathers poet shows with no attenders now we were gonna talk about how his people have some of the littlest dicks let the cat out the bag on some stereotypical shit y all know what ubiquitous did try and get you karate style with a swift upper kick nah but when i mentioned the word cat he just started licking his lips so if you want to arrive alive don t ask this guy to drive see he s actually got tiny eyes but thanks to his heritage shit this guy s bitter when he goes shopping for glasses he ll even get them a size thicker just so it ll make his eye s bigger he even thinks he could be a famous rapper but it ll never happen in this lifetime it crushed his dreams of asians in the main stream when he found out yelawolf was a white guy see i kicked it with these guys once and it got bad i won t lie i pulled out a joint while we kicked back and wrote rhymes i offered a joint to ubiquitous he started saying no waving his hands to both sides with his shirt over his mouth like that s gross guys i was like man are you hopeless so i tried passing it to chedda he was like how do i hold it just pretend like you re handling your partner s little dangling scrotum see you guys are just a couple of fun sponges that never did anything in their past to mention i bet back in school you both attended every class and never had detention well i m about to put the class in session you got no street smarts and you lack direction their only bad intentions are the little half erections they get from stamp collections and we ain t friends anymore bud i fucking hate ubiquitous if i saw a dog attacking you i wouldn t give a shit but while the thing was biting you and ripping you to bits i d just think to myself damn karma really is a bitch and when you battled lexington you were getting fat and out of shape with a gut because of your weight you hated yourself it was blatant as fuck but since then you must ve been working out dropping pounds like every day of the month but if he was fat and chinese i guess that would ve made him a chunk and chedda when you rap it leaves us feeling awkward and uneasy you ll be all like i m ripping this pitiful kid with syllables all the people will believe me but when i start rapping like this you know that i sound like i m nothing but weezy he thinks he s the big cheese but you need to stop you re beneath me i ll hit him with a bit of the rhythm and put him in a box and say cheesy see you going up against us was the worst choice in the world you re like bart simpson just a little boy with the voice of a girl hey asshole you talk shit about the asians that don t bother me neither cause to the female i m the chinese justin bieber you girlfriend take one look at my dick and she went along either hey it sa not my fault your girl caught the yellow fever yo and you calling me a little boy i saw that coming from a mile away no i m not a little boy but beating you is child s play and yes i lost weight cause i ve been working out a lot so don t make me do you like i did my belt and take you down a notch and no we don t smoke any weed but even though we ve been afraid to we still rolled up in this joint with some blunt raps and blazed you sketch you base your entire life around these battle raps and rhyme schemes like this one time when you came across a homicidal crime scene when everyone else was gone sketch stuck around and lolligagged made sure nobody could hear him then he yelled out body bag another time his girlfriend started choking on her dinner but meanwhile instead of performing the heimlich he just screamed out freestyle and neb s got a cranium like rihanna yeah exactly that s what i said he wanted a high five so i slapped him in his five head and your crew s name is the poets yes it is stupid they re vets but i have never been impressed by their music in retrospect you better check for neb s execution cause i put an end to poets like the french revolution so you won a couple battles but you ll still never drop an astounding verse yet you think you re at the top cause you re clueless to how it works big headed and egotistical acting so proud it hurts nebula is a fitting name cause you never been down to earth and when nebula doesn t get his milky way he stars to get blue if it s any constellation the universe doesn t revolve around you you can t tell that you re out of place your head is in outer space a pansy poet popping pills with a permanent pouty face without outlining your fate your whole future just got erased that s how you make an entire sketch vanish without a trace see your name means to be everywhere at once and you re teaming up with chedda cheese on some raping little infants shit so you could say that the pedophile problem in north america could simply be labeled as ubiquitous see you were off to the school yard wearing a smile all laughing and waving secretly waited for the perfect chance to snatch him up wrap him up and rape him but then you spot chedda cheese grab him throw him in the back of your van and tape him but then he panics and peels off and then he crashed cause he s asian see chedda you wanna be a dope act like math dose and solomon but you can t bro you crack jokes got no fans hoes or following no backbone you re flat broke and your rap flows need polishing chedda cheese you make me fucking sick lactose intolerant and you re so white and pale you look unhealthy and need sunshine you re so skinny i bet you hate food and get grumpy when it s lunchtime you smell funky like a muff dive you re ugly and you re tongue tied and with acne like that your face is more bumpy than a bus ride see paul here is in medical school and he gets harassed by his estranged father he yells and tells him to train harder so for paul hung and shea rogers well they don t need an excuse to get naked and play doctor but fuck you and chedda s games of doctor patient you re not qualified for shit you need a change of occupation so i ll pull out the scalpel and put the blade to this cocky asian and start pulling out your insides like i was playing a game of operation but wait what the fuck does chedda do for a living well remember he s the dj at the strip club so he should be a player know how to get the ladies naked and break rappers like snoop dogg or too hort would be people he d take after but he does none of those things he doesn t get brain laid or date dancers i know i asked him if he was gay and he wouldn t even give me a straight answer see you two kids are just a couple of fans of me you don t know what it s like to have a bitch on her hands and knees you probably never brought a broad back to your bachelor suite smashed it and had her scream you ve never had a shorty s ass to squeeze let alone get past her jeans you live at home with your parents chedda there ain t no mac in cheese and you re the lamest dude i ever met i knew it from the second that you stepped into the cipher always acting like you re on a level higher just cause you ve never drinked and high and you re never medicated either so he s the sober guy that s asian so we d even hesitate to be our designated driver but thanks to chedda s face shit this guy is never bored he s into some kind of tai chi fetish porn so to ubiquitous your face is one giant metaphor for a chinese checker board and you may have some swagger to ya but behind the rhythm your shit is simple this little bitch looks sick and brittle and with a face like that he really puts the pimp in pimple yeah we live with our parents so what i don t care that it bugs you it s apparent you re just jealous cause your parents don t love you and yeah i m becoming a doctor cause that s where all the cash is at so let me drop some knowledge in the context of a battle rap your sister let me film her bending backwards like an acrobat until we made the lens fog up like a cataract and you can make fun of my job but i don t care to intervene cause if it wasn t for strippers you would ve never met mary and kristine we re fighting after this now we might be some back packer wack backwards ass crackers but compared to you we sound like a couple of smack rappers so we bout to the let the lead pop knock you out your dress socks check cock get dropped red dot head shot they re a couple of bass heads i had these two mistaken for ravers you could say that their brains are recuperating from failure type of stoners who just love hallucinating on vapors like duuuude i m communicating with nature the type of paranoid hippies who would come up with conspicuous plans and say the government is listening man wow you got some creepy ass facial hair that you think is un achievable like uh my perm stash is so unbelievable and these two are so low on cash it s a crisis drop a loony and watch them hov around the dollar like gas station prices but me i m tighter than emo jeans on cee lo green you looking at both of us wondering how we can be so mean you never gon reach those speeds cause you rap at a sluggish pace if you were a word document you would be double spaced yes your rap is lethargic and all your tracks have been garbage so although your name is sketch you re not an actual artist you live under a rock you re slightly fat and retarded and you talk like this you re patrick the starfish and when it comes to spongebob references it s easy to see we got em cause your girlfriend s the one with krusty krabs in her bikini bottom so step and you ll get wrecked i said it and yes sketch is known for referencing his city to get some respect yet to instead rep the american flag is your best bet cause you re really a white trash blue collar red neck and you know that we re bringing the chemistry every line building a legacy together and shine but it be permanent winning the tournament is really a matter of time 