why are you being nice to me that s not like you at all because i ve really missed your friendship and your high cholesterol i ve always wanted to be with you but i m boring and obese you ve got a purple mohawk and i wear a hair piece so what if i m more fun than you and don t forget i m fuckin cute do you think that you can deal with my ill repute your reputation doesn t bother me it tickles and offends that s why i wanna introduce you to my parents and my friends you would you do that with me i would do that with you there s so many things i ll introduce you to i think i wanna be with someone just like you i can start exercising every day get muscular and lean that s silly i ll just take diet pills and methamphetamine i don t want you to change for me your rolls and body hair i m starting to let me see you like a human teddy bear maybe i could learn to like drug use and punk rock maybe i could learn to like your small uncircumcised cock if my size is a problem i m sure it won t persist i ll just have to satisfy you with some ky and my fist you would you do that with me i will do that with you i wanna be with someone just like you i wanna be with someone just like you