who s the girl who s got bad on her mind who thinks evil thoughts with a smile and a wink who s the girl with a plan to mess up mankind me i m the lady in pink lady in pink lady in pink she s bad she s evil and i m worse than you think me i m the lady in pink who s the girl who never plays nice and wishes that all rubber duckies would sink who interrupts people and never thinks twice me i m the lady in pink lady in pink lady in pink she does terrible things even worse than you think i m the lady in pink she s selfish and cruel and i totally rule she ll stop at nothing to win she cheats and she lies i don t even like pie when there s bad to be done count her in those containers you better forget they ll be mine before you can blink wherever they are you can bet who ll get them me i m the lady in pink lady in pink lady in pink is she totally evil now what do you think lady in pink lady in pink me me me me me i m the lady in pink