when i was a boy i walked in to this store i think they call it the seven eleven i saw something underneath the glass it looked just like manna straight from heaven i asked the clerk behind the counter what was in em he said it s just one of life s little mysteries but i knew my love for corn dogs was surely destiny corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me good when they re hot good when they re cold good when they re fresh good when they re old corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me i had a date with my girlfriend but i was feeling just a little bit down on my luck but then i heard they were selling corn dogs down at the corner store three for a buck then the realization came it was just a test for me to see that if my girl don t like corn dogs she ain t the girl for me corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me good when they re hot good when they re cold good when they re fresh good when they re old corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me you can eat corn dogs for breakfast you could even eat corn dogs for lunch they make a mighty mighty fine dinner and they make a pretty darn good brunch i say there is no meal complete without a ginormous hugegantic heaping helping of corn dogs sitting there on your plate and you might die of a heart attack but they still taste real great corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me good when they re hot good when they re cold good when they re fresh good when they re old corn dogs corn dogs they are so good to me