i have an axe and pistol my graveyard train shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain i m drinking tnt smoking dynamite i hope some screwball start a fight cause i m ready yeah ready as anybody can be hey babe listen i m ready for you i hope you re ready for me oh you pretty little chicks with your curly hair i know that you feel that i ain t nowhere cause stop what you re doing and come down here i ll prove to you mama that i ain t no square i m ready ready as anybody can be yeah i m ready for you i hope you re ready for me come on take it i been drinking gin like never before feeling good i want you to know one more drink i wish you would take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good i m ready ready yeah ready as anybody can be yeah i m ready for you i hope you re ready for me i said i m ready for you but i hope you re ready for me oh yeah yeah oh yeah yeah