christmas christmas sucks christmas christmas sucks i m so frickin tired of christmas and all the bullshit it puts in my head i m so frickin tired of stupid presents under smelly trees i wish there were something instead that wasn t so stupid and so lame i guess i have santa and his elves to blame yeah i m so frickin tired of christmas and i want it to be dead i m so frickin tired of christmas and all the malls and traffic snags i m so frickin tired of eggnog candy canes and big ass shopping bags every frickin year it s always the same mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game so frickin tired of christmas and i want it to be dead