free there s this airline they give free champagne but i ve been on it before when the stewardess came by i said no it came right out of the bottle the stewardesses went up and down giving refills it was a smooth flight but in the end restroom runs lines formed paper bags came out i sat there listening to the moaning and the puking when we got to the airport they were still going some puked as they waited for their baggage others puked on the escalators and on the parking lot ramps some puked in their cars while driving home some were still puking at home when i got home i switched on the news opened a beer and let the bath water run