the demons were planning on having a party one night they had beer jack daniels and pretzels there was red wine some white they were celebrating how they crusified christ on that tree but satan the snake himself wasn t so at ease well he took his crooked finger and he dialed the phone by his bed to call an old faithful to see if he was dead hey grave what s going on did my plan fail grave just laughed and said the dude s dead as nails chorus on friday night they crucified the lord at calvary but he said don t dread three days later i ll live again you ll see when problems try to bury you make it hard to pray it may seem like friday night but sunday s on the way a tranquilizer and a horror filck couldn t calm satan s fears so saturday night he calls up the grave scared of what he d hear hey grave what s going on grave said man you done called me twice and i ll tell you one more gin boss the jew s on ice satan said man grave you remember when ol lazarus was in his grave everything was cool then four days later boom ol lazarus he was raised now this jesus he is much more trouble than anyone has ever been to me and this man said he only gonna be dead for three days chorus sunday morning satan woke with a jump ready to blow a fuse he was shaking from the tips of his pointy ears to the toes of his pointy shoes hey grave is he alive i don t wanna lose my neck grave said satan you are a wreck cool your jets big d my sting is still intact jesus is dead forever he ain t never coming back so mellow out man just go drink up or shoot up just leave old grave alone and i ll catch you la la oh no oh no oh no oh no somebody s messing with the stone well the stone was rolled away and it ounced a time or two and an angel stepped inside and said i m gabriel who are you if you re wondering where the lord is at this very hour i tell you he s alive and well with resurection power chorus 