i really like christmas it s sentimental i know but i just really like it i am hardly religious i d rather break bread with dawkins than desmond tutu to be honest and yes i have all of the usual objections to consumerism to the commercialisation of an ancient religion to the westernisation of a dead palestinian press ganged into selling playstations and beer but i still really like it i m looking forward to christmas though i m not expecting a visit from jesus i ll be seeing my dad my brother and sisters my gran and my mum they ll be drinking white wine in the sun i ll be seeing my dad my brother and sisters my gran and my mum they ll be drinking white wine in the sun i don t go in for ancient wisdom i don t believe just cause ideas are tenacious it means they re worthy i get freaked out by churches some of the hymns that they sing have nice chords but the are dodgy and yes i have all of the usual objections to the miseducation of children who in tax exempt institutions are taught to externalise blame and to feel ashamed and to judge things as plain right and wrong but i quite like the songs i m not expecting big presents the old combination of socks jocks and chocolates is just fine by me cause i ll be seeing my dad my brother and sisters my gran and my mum they ll be drinking white wine in the sun i ll be seeing my dad my brother and sisters my gran and my mum they ll be drinking white wine in the sun and you my baby girl my jetlagged infant daughter you ll be handed round the room like a puppy at a primary school and you won t understand but you will learn someday that wherever you are and whatever you face these are the people who ll make you feel safe in this world my sweet blue eyed girl and if my baby girl when you re twenty one or thirty one and christmas comes around and you find yourself nine thousand miles from home you ll know what ever comes your brothers and sisters and me and your mum will be waiting for you in the sun whenever you come your brothers and sisters your aunts and your uncles your grandparents cousins and me and your mum we ll be waiting for you in the sun drinking white wine in the sun darling when christmas comes we ll be waiting for you in the sun drinking white wine in the sun waiting for you in the sun waiting for you waiting i really like christmas it s sentimental i know2