rocks and salt a small umbrella and i m fine but straight from the bottle might save me a little time i don t need no chaser baby i don t need no lime are you there jos is there no reason to your rhyme don t let this night ever end don t let this bottle run dry don t let this room spin around my head cause it s one shot two shots three shots four we haven t had enough until we ve had a little more it s 1 o clock 2 o clock 3 o clock 4 we were swimming in tequila now we re sleeping on the floor lost and loaded losing track of it tonight maybe i got married maybe i got in a fight but i saw the devil in a flashing neon light he said you ll be fine as long as you stick with me tonight so don t let this night ever end don t let this bottle run dry don t let this room spin around my head cause it s one shot two shots three shots four we haven t had enough until we ve had a little more it s 1 o clock 2 o clock 3 o clock 4 i think i m watching television i m not really sure it s one shot two shots three shots four my stingin ears are ringing throat is burning legs are sore it s 1 o clock 2 o clock 3 o clock 4 we were swimming in tequila now we re sleeping on the floor in the winter of my discontent the darkest hour of my despair through highly impaired double vision i thought but wasn t sure that i saw you seated alone across a crowded room and as i approached what i thought had to be the most beautiful girl in the world looking lonely and in need of quality conversation i realized it was not you but actually a large cardboard cut out of joe camel holding a surfboard and i was ashamed don t let this night ever end don t let this bottle run dry don t let this room spin around my head cause it s one shot two shots three shots four we haven t had enough until we ve had a little more it s 1 o clock 2 o clock 3 o clock 4 i think i m watching television i m not really sure it s one shot two shots three shots four my stingin ears are ringing throat is burning legs are sore it s 1 o clock 2 o clock 3 o clock 4 we were swimming in tequila now we re sleeping on the floor