where s my other shoe help me find my other shoe don t just stand there like that where s my shoe i think you should lie down help me find my other shoe i can t leave until i do will you give me my hat where s my shoe please miss balash lie down i hate to disappoint you now that you ve got your hopes up thrilled to be doing something mean miss balash do be sensible just tell me if it s cold out come help me pick a sweater i can t decide on white or green now miss balash you re sick and you ought to lie down where d you put my shoe that s a sneaky thing to do you don t want me to go do you i can see right through you where s my shoe  you shouldn t be on your feet where s my shoe be a good girl and go back to my right if i were a shoe where would i have gotten to well if i were a shoe i d be there please miss balash lie down is it very cold yes you told me it was cold tell me what kind of dress should i wear you have fever i think i couldn t wear a sweater that wouldn t suit my mood now i feel like wearing something gay miss balash you re hysterical i m feeling so much better i feel so gay and giddy one shoe and i ll be on my way you are going to bed which is where you belong hahahaha see there is nothing wrong with me i am going you can t stop me stop it now please drop me put me down no you re not leaving this room where s my shoe you re going nowhere but back to bed my right shoe