conversations with my bathroom mirror are never the same as when you re standing here im chickenshit out on a brave frontier that teenage wasteland so begins the jack slap cheer your moms ain t home shes out stripping for your education your dads out marchin for the nra im so damn bored im crawlin out of my skin the devils got more room to play this town gets so boring when your not scoring it gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers lets make one complete we re all jack slaps here jack slaps with jack slap fears all lost on the same frontier so face the facts and sing the cheer your dad stepped out hes 09 and on the highway the speakers blown but he still sings along i can t get no satisfaction damn ain t that true bring me home dont send me home this town gets so boring when your not scoring it gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers lets make one complete this town gets boring when your not scoring this town gets so boring when your not scoring it gets so boring and you live right up the street 16 summers lets make one complete