short people got no reason short people got no reason short people got no reason to live they got little hands little eyes they walk around tellin great big lies they got little noses tiny little teeth they wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet well i don t want no short people don t want no short people don t want no short people round here a fool such as i it s a wonderful world short people got nobody short people got nobody short people got nobody to love they got little baby legs they stand so low you got to pick em up just to say hello they got little cars that go beep beep beep they got little voices goin peep peep peep they got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds they re gonna get you every time well i don t want no short people don t want no short people don t want no short people round here3