christmas is a lot of things to a lot of people for many it s seeing family for some it s seeing how many chocolate oranges they can eat whether you love it or hate it there s one thing we can all agree on it s christmas just in case you don t remember it s christmas the 25th of december it s christmas there ain t no hidden agenda no matter what you think of it it s literally christmas i mean check your calendars it s definitely happening so open up the chimneys of your hearts and let santa in spending time with family or spending half your salary on canapes and random cheese stuff you don t actually need so rest your weary feet it s a few days off unless of course you re santa claus it s definitely not or you re a legend in an emergency services job you stayed open for a last minute on the way to christmas dinner present buying emergency service station stop wait does that explain the random choice of gifts you bring what do you mean i just know how much you love antifreeze and kindling you can create your own tradition or start a christmas band write a christmas song and sing it out into the stands it s christmas you can tell because it s christmas it s christmas did we mention that it s christmas it s christmas christmas christmas christmas christmas no matter what you think of it it s literally christmas away in a manger no crib for a bed a rustic outhouse is what the listing said i mean it s hard to imagine that first starry nights my mom s a midwife she told us what it would have been like silent night holy night all is calm all is bright why are they no placentas mentioned in the christmas song or whether joseph knows if the labour would be long i ve never seen depicted in a festive mural mary giving birth without an epidural whether or not you re on board with the origins we can come together to celebrate the consequence it s christmas a donkey took a special journey it s christmas so why the hell do we eat turkey it s christmas it might feel like it s come too early no matter what you think of it it s literally christmas i mean let s be honest christmas isn t all about some santa blow the only reason we can here was to try out a cracker joke if the christmas tree says nice to see you to see you nice does that make it say norwegian spruce forsyth does st nick s crew know if a revolution s brewing an anti santa sentiment the santa centre senses it can the santa centre sense an anti santa sentiment can the santa centre sense an anti santa sentiment and can you keep warm with only christmas decorations what tinsel insulation it s simply scintillating a scintillating tinsel insulation situation a scintillating tinsel insulation situation you can t spell baubles without bubl you can t spell father christmas without fat you can t spell harry christmas without harry and chris and you can t spell brussels sprouts without a russell in that on the 12th day of christmas my true love sent to me twelve fidget spinners eleven snapchat filters ten twitter scandals nine poo emojis eight children dabbing seven youtube comments six of them were awful five ad gifts four corbynites three brace and tears two fields of wheat and a real life reindeer see it s christmas let s have a joyful celebration it s christmas from everyone from every nation it s christmas there s a real reindeer on location no matter what you think of it it s literally christmas did we mention that it s christmas it s christmas you can tell because it s christmas it s christmas christmas christmas christmas christmas no matter what you think of it it s literally christmas2