back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet yo red orange yellow green blue and black this game s gonna give me a heart attack ya got singles doubles and triple licks do what ever ya want just pick your stick my name is rick o shea and i play blue back in the day i say toodle oo to you see i am the rover god gave me like 4 leaf clover hey wicket get your stick gonna rob the courts gonna rob the courts back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet i m dj wickett and i rule the court lies for me ya hear that sport put em through the holes yeah i got my ho s watch up this is a croquet hold up my swing is sweeter than a fat jelly donut back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet excuse me i m roxie roquet i m off cream i inhereted my stroke from the queen i ve known lots of blokes off the green so put your pounds your bucks on me i m second only to capital b 1st come 1st serve the losers h douerves i m gonna wipe this point thing clean i m talkin bout you oshay i m talkin bout you dj back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up back in the day people used to get dressed up to play croquet one two three four five six seven eight nine do it in order or lose your time wicket sport is wicked rhyme hate to break it to you but this court is mine when you bend over to take the pucks all you fuckin punks can kiss our butts back in the day back in the day 