yep ayy yep ayy man you know who it is friday fucking night we bout to do this right dicky rollin to the club he about to find his wife cause he fresher than a kid that called his mom a fuckin hoe bunch a bitches getting low pimpin you already know i m bout to get up on the flow and then bring the chicken to my crib getting drunk up in this muthafucka fuck you think this is then i see a bad bitch with a booty and a half i make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance then she looked at me and laughed like i didn t have a chance like i shouldn t even ask so i proceeded to get trashed then i m at the bar now and it s so loud but i m takin shots and i m throwin down and i see a pretty lady so i send her some of that cold brown and she turned around and then turned it down because in her words she don t like to flirt with clowns and i m alone and pouting overcrowded i need to get up out this club i been inside this club for way too long i wanna leave and eat calzones none of these females wanna bone my self esteem is all but gone bout to quit but i m bitter i paid that cover so i guess i gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer and i m sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna they been playing fuckin dubstep for ten consecutive songs and then i bumped into a guy he was roughly six foot five pretty sure it was his fault but i apologized pretty sure you know the type probly bankin every night vodka sprite lookin round to find a kike that he can fight or suckerpunch i m kinda drunk and i been up in the club for way too long now i m up in the corner all alone espn up on my phone my self esteem is so depleted such a mess i m overheated i regretfully just tweeted some depressing shit i need to leave this club i been inside this club for way too long i wanna leave and eat calzones none of these females wanna bone my self esteem is all but gone  is this really for the bathroom are you kidding this the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing when i get inside the stall it s like a yeti had been shitting man there s piss all on the ground so as i m wizzing i keep slipping fuck this hand stamp club is really damn cramped fuck it i ma suck it up and take another damn chance ughh here goes nothing ayy girlie what s the word at first glance i may look like a nerd but if you let me bet d get thee all up in the bed so wet like a mafuckin jet ski real rap if you tryna go then put your name right here up inside my phone she took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save walked away and her name was no no she wrote no and no number she just wrote the word no ooh i get it she s a bitch i been inside this club for way too long i wanna leave and eat calzones none of these females wanna bone my self esteem is all but gone fuck this club man i knew i shouldn t have worn this shirt or at least i should ve buttoned the top two buttons my chest hair poking out looking like taco meat so hard 3
['comedy rap', 'pop rap', 'rap']