i was down in southern watch flying my f 16 when lead called for the picture and awacs came back clean but i saw a contact on my scope and it was runnin hot although i wasnt targeted i went ahead and shot now i never even noticed that my nose was pointed east and that iranian fighter pilot was surprised to say the least i tried to take it back but by then it was too late and a million angry arabs started heading for kuwait so heres to you fighter pilots victors of the war that got us all this real estate thats backed up to the shore and now oils a buck a barrel and its all because of me cause im the motherfucker who started world war iii now you knew the fuckin french would have to get into the mess american audacity well it had to be addressed so they sent their fighters to the sky but it was all in vain as they sought asylum in the american commonwealth of spain so the english crossed the channel and it was a sight to see when the queen dropped down her trousers and she shit on normandy and if you think we were happy when we drank all of their wine you shouldve seen the polacks when they got to cross the rhine so heres to you fighter pilots victors of the war that got us all this real estate thats backed up to the shore and now they whistle dixie in the streets of gay paris cause im the motherfucker who started world war iii the chinese threatened action when we overran saigon and then a thousand drunken frat boys had to moon them from taiwan but the bombing of the embassy in moscow broke the ice now that was just an accident and it happened only twice so they launched their migs two by two never to return no matter how much we shot em down they never seemed to learn their suicidal bravery made us feel bad for them so on tuesdays it was heaters only wednesday bfm so heres to you fighter pilots victors of the war that got us all this real estate thats backed up to the shore and now chinas just a word that you read in history cause im the motherfucker who started world war iii