im gonna tell you a story about a hot summer night at a bar in the lower east side the air was so thick you could cut it with a knife the sweating crowds so thick it would make you want to cut them with a knife the rats and the roaches crawling out in drove straight out of the sewage pipes and sanitation may have been on strike it was the night when someone called the emt the police and the fire dept emt police the fire department emt police the fire department emt police the fire department it was the night you got your stomach pumped vodka bullshit long island ice tea when you yuppies become drunk ass punks post hedge funds post surgeries the time you said id better lawyer up vomiting while you threaten to sue me all hail the golden calf when les puts the blame on the state of new jersey emt police the fire department wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh and im charging 8 bucks to go to hell its straight up the stairs im charging 8 bucks to go to hell its straight up the stairs to got to hell racist barbies wasted sippin from straws holler hollers bout the back door fees kens slippin 50s hes got privilege son to melt like wax in debauchery i watch the zombies hump the tetanus floors in protest of going home with nobody fights break cracking bottles on skulls i watch like the moses of a losers anarchy emt police the fire department wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh wa oh these are not the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness hysterical naked these are not the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness hysterical naked these are not the best minds