there s a boy out luma way named joe eugene he s one mellow ass son of a bitch a he loves that wheat grass and cold bean curd he s one healthy ass son of a bitch a but late at night he sneaks on down to the liquor store for a bottle of sheep dip natural joe got an easy flow wherever he goes they say here comes joe joe he s a happy man and he won t do you wrong he s one respectable son of a bitch a now joe ain t no patriarch but he s smooth with the girls he ain t no chauvinistic son of a bitch a but late at night he sneaks on down to the porno store for a little bit of natural joe he s hanging low wherever he goes they say here comes joe there s a boy out luma way named joe eugene he s one mellow ass son of a bitch a he don t like firearms he don t own knives he s one pacifistic son of a bitch a  but late at night he eases on down to the video store for a little bit of natural joe got an easy flow wherever he goes they say here comes joe natural joe looking slow and low look there he goes go natural joe