i found heavy metal when i was just a kid it grabbed by the nards like no other music did i became obsessed with it i had to have it faster more heavy and more brutal metal was my master master one day i met this dirt bag moved here from the city started talking metal said my taste was shitty then he tried to challenge me because i didn t look it want to know who s really metal fucking see you in the pit you claim that i m not metal bunch of shit your talkin you say i m not hard enough and i should stick to dokken metal s a competition i m not hardcore like you well may you think your metal i m more metal than you played d d with dio i m more metal than you got kicked out of rock in rio i m more metal than you i licked lemmy s mole i m more metal than you my cat s name is man o war i m more metal than you solo metal is inside me i guess it always will be liked it since im 10 and now im fucking 40 yeah i m still obsessed it i always want it faster more evil and more fucked up will always be master master bater one day i met this dickhead said that i m a poser because i look like a creepy daddy and there s something in my noser he said i wasn t metal guess i could debate it but we should turn our anger on the assholes that hate it your telling me your metal but not compared to me i m slayer and you re nickleback or seven mary three metal s not a competition guess it is for you you may think your metal but i m more metal than you bruce dickinson is my co pilot i m more metal than you liked anvil before the movie i m more metal than you king diamond sent me a christmas card i m more metal than you i d headbutt sharon osbourne i m more metal than you more metal than you one of the things i love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan its like meeting a brother or sister you didn t know but every once in awhile you meet an asshole that challenges you it becomes who s more metal dude i m a grown man you know what i could tell you how metal i am but i d rather have my friends sing it mark tell them how metal i am he s so fucking metal that s right i m super fucking metal super fucking metal solo you say that i m not metal you don t fucking know me i m slayer venom mayhem you re white lion blowin jovi if metal is a competition game over you re through you thought that you were metal i m more metal than you i d burn a church in norway i m more metal than you i can name four guys in krokus i m more metal than you gene simmons was my mohel i m more metal than you i d give halford a hand job i m more metal than you more metal than you 