i am batman but you can call me bob and when i see the boy wonder i say yo rob i used to wear a cape and do the leotard bit but now i wear all serious because i don t give a shit i used to bust my butt all day fighting crime but now i rock the house when i say my rhyme i turn the whole damn house into a crazy mob because i m batman but you can call me bob i ll tell you a little story that happened to me you see me and robin were cruising down the street in the batmobile with the lights turned low a six pack on ice so we were ready to go the batbox blastin out our old theme song and robin kept on passin me a serious bong i took a couple of hits the next thing i know this cop pulls me over to the side of the road he said yo what s yer name boy god damn you look like a slob i said i m batman but you can call me bob i turned to robin and i said its getting late i got to find myself a woman before i hallucinate we found this little place so we went inside they carded robin at the door they asked his age and he lied i went up to the bar and ordered myself a jack that s when i felt this tappin on the back of my back i turned around and dropped my drink there was this girl in a mink she was the most beautiful girl i ve ever see i think i turned to robin and i said yo this is rob my name is batman but you can call me bob i promised to behave so we went back to my cave she took one look at my place and she started to rave she gave me a kiss and said i ll be right back i m gonna take off some clothes so that we can relax she left the room for a minute so i threw on some tunes i opened up the skylight so we could look at the moon but when she came back in she had a whip in her hand it turns out she was the black leotarded catwoman she started chasing me around sayin she wanted me dead i grabbed my batarang and hit her right in the head she went out like a light i said oh man what a night i took her to the station and they locked her up tight the sergeant said son you did a real fine jog i said i m batman but you can call me bob do you like the beatomatic 