we don t smoke marijuana in muskogee we don t take no trips on lsd we don t burn no draft cards down on main street but we love living right and being free we don t make a party out of loving but we like holding hands and pitching woo we don t let our hair grow long and shaggy like the hippies out in san francisco do and i m proud to be an okie from muskogee a place where even squares can have a ball we still wave old glory down at the courthouse white lightning s still the biggest thrill of all leather boots are still in style for manly footwear beads and roman sandals won t be seen a football s still the roughest thing on campus and the kids here still respect the college dean and i m proud to be an okie from muskogee a place where even squares can have a ball we still wave old glory down at the courthouse white lightning s still the biggest thrill of all and white lightning s still the biggest thrill of all 7