i bleached my hair just like vince neil then you made me cut it like james hetfield we re gonna put an end to alternative rock we ll find a way to make the cranberries stop we went to sears for pictures at christmas time but they wouldn t let us make the metal sign no they wouldn t let us make the metal sign i ll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese it s hard to eat when you re headbanging making out in the middle of the pit how come slayer doesn t sing about this if anything comes between you and me then heavy metal heaven that s where we ll meet we are pantera fans in love what s with these punk rockers they can t even sing i wish we d never heard of the offspring a candlelit dinner now we re holding hands i taught you how to draw your first pentagram we went miniature golfing but we didn t get far because we used the clubs to play air guitar oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now i ll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese it s hard to eat when you re headbanging making out in the middle of the pit how come slayer doesn t sing about this if anything comes between you and me then heavy metal heaven that s where we ll meet we are pantera fans in love we are we are pantera fans in love we saw ozzy on our first date our special song is crazy train making out in the middle of the pit how come slayer doesn t sing about this if anything comes between you and me then heavy metal heaven that s where we ll meet we are metallica fans we are megadeth fans we are manowar fans in love we are pantera fans in love