my girlfriend dumped my five days ago you re my favorite couple and i wanted you to know yeah two is company three is a crowd but friday night s comin up and i heard you re goin out i ve been down since she been gone and if you don t mind i d like to tag along and be a chorus third wheel would it be all right i ain t got nothin going can i hang with yall tonight don t make me stay home i know you want to be together but i don t want to be alone we can go walkin and look at the moon or get a hot fudge sundae with an extra spoon you can park the car run your fingers through her hair i ll be in the backseat you won t even know i m there how about the cheescake factory just you and her and me i m gonna be a chorus third wheel wouldn t it be great don t mind me carry on with your date don t let me stay home i know you want to be together but i don t want to be alone let s go shopping give me the keys or an awkward picnic by the oak tree we can stay in and watch dvds you can play twister and i can referee i m gonna be a chorus third wheel you can act like i ain t irratating you don t make me stay home thanks to you to i ll never be alone never be alone a 1 and a 2 and a third wheel
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