i would never i would never i m just trying to have fun on this one don t judge me i would never be an alcoholic but i love beer me and the guys smile every time we does cheers hooking up with bitches who gives a shit what s weird your girl got a tramp stamp that says dylan was here and so i m rapping nice if we re getting trashed tonight whether we ve got bud lime coors light or natty ice let s start at seven so the lightweights are gone at eight but i just keep at it like looking for a prom date let s play some king s put on music maybe sing don t invite that lame ass crew or i mma say some things but that s a different story yeah i hate a lot i still laugh my fucking ass off every time we re taking shots lose your mind with my rhymes and new environments if your vision s not aligned then who the fuck is driving you d better drop 5 and sign in cause here we go maybe we can even smoke some weed if you re feeling low throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice if your down to party then let s do this shit tonight throw your drinks up and think girl that right if i don t see you on the floor at 6 then that s like me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song and it being really good me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song i wonder if i could throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice if your down to party then let s do this shit tonight throw your drinks up and think girl that right if i don t see you on the floor at 6 then that s like me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song and it being really good me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song i wonder if i could i would never be an alcoholic but i love drinking after a mad long day when i m done thinking talking up loose girls who let the drugs kick in i just wanna eat some lunch chicken cause i ve got rhymes like the ones i m spitting you love dumb women hold up cut the beat who doesn t love dumb women all i need s a bottle and a toast to something awesome all i need s a table and some flip cups across it you trying to be my pong partner step your game up you trying to drink with us man get your weight up i ll shotgun as if it s hunting season but the reason that these sluts are leaving is because i m too drunk to even spit my g and so i m chillin back on knowledge you rap fans should decide if you love or hate college cause me i can honestly promise you that you ll die soon i ve got the room singing man i love high school  throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice if your down to party then let s do this shit tonight throw your drinks up and think girl that right if i don t see you on the floor at 6 then that s like me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song and it being really good me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song i wonder if i could throw your hands up and stand up and clap twice if your down to party then let s do this shit tonight throw your drinks up and think girl that right if i don t see you on the floor at 6 then that s like me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song and it being really good me writing a drinking song and it being good me writing a drinking song i wonder if i could i would never i would never i would never be an alcoholic i would never i would never i would never be an alcoholic but i love beer