i work on a train that s eleven and a half cars long i can only work at night cause the things i do are wrong we carry some nasty substances on this little night train the first car s full of dioxin enough to wipe out the state of maine oh the evil terrible things that i sent down those tracks i snuck them through your town at night right behind your back on our little train the second car s just painted black what s in it nobody knows though sometimes it makes a buzzing noise and once i saw it glow the third car carries poison gas and the fourth car it does too the fifth car s filled to the breaking point with ortho orange forty two oh the evil terrible things that i sent down those tracks i snuck them through your town at night right behind your back on our little train the sixth car leaks a strange brown ooze on to the hoboes who ride below it caused their hair to fall out and their fingers turned bright blue i swear to god it s true the seventh car carries raw sewage you can tell just by the scent we used to have a warning sign but something ate right through the print some sort a illegal baby food is what we got in car number eight and although i ve never tried it myself the conductor says it s great we load the bodies of dead lab animals on to car number nine and i swear that sometimes late at night i can hear those critters whine oh the evil terrible things that i sent down those tracks i snuck them through your town at night right behind your back on our little train both cars number ten and eleven carry tainted juice and i can hear it sloshing around from my chair in the caboose