im finished with adventure tired of my sword those songs about my exploits leave me kinda bored at last ive seen the sunset ive been riding toward a real life happily ever after im done with all the intrigue sick of kicking ass as far as seeking vengeance frankly i can pass im ready now for something of a diff rent class a real life happily ever after screw the zombies and wizards and dragons all the magic i need is you i wanted to do a real proposal a proper ring well seeing as were here this will have to do will you princess isabella maria lucia elizabetta elizabetta of valencia would you do me the greatest honor of becoming mrs gary galavant gary is that short for something no huh i guess i always thought your first name was galavant im still kneeling here oh of course im sorry and oh yes i will marry you a cottage by the seaside  with a beach to comb i can tend the garden i can write my poem with seven three small children journey done were home as epic endings go its rather small but its a real life happily ever after after all