the first time i saw her i couldn t be sure but the sin of impatience said she s just what you re looking for so i walked right up to her and with the part of me that talks i introduced myself as frank from new york new york she s so hot she s so cool i m not i m just a fool in love with darling lorraine all my life i ve been a wanderer not really i mostly lived near my parents home anyway lorraine and i got married and the usual marriage stuff then one day she says to me from out of the blue she says frank i ve had enough romance is a heartbreaker i m not meant to be a homemaker and i m tired of being darling lorraine what you don t love me anymore what you re walking out the door what you don t like the way i chew hey let me tell you you re not the woman that i wed you say you re depressed but you re not you just like to stay in bed i don t need you darling lorraine darling lorraine lorraine i long for your love  financially speaking i guess i m a washout everybody s buy and sell and sell and buy and that s what the whole thing s all about if it had not been for lorraine i d have left here long ago i should have been a musician i love the piano she s so light she s so free i m tight well that s me but i feel so good with darling lorraine on christmas morning frank awakes to find lorraine has made a stack of pancakes they watch the television husband and wife all afternoon it s a wonderful life what you don t love me anymore what you re walking out the door what you don t like the way i chew hey let me tell you you re not the woman that i wed gimme my robe i m going back to bed i m sick to death of you lorraine darling lorraine lorraine her hands like wood the doctor was smiling but the news wasn t good darlin lorraine please don t leave me yet i know you re in pain pain you can t forget your breathing is like an echo of our love maybe i ll go down to the corner store and buy us something sweet here s an extra blanket honey to wrap around your feet all the trees were washed with april rain and the moon in the meadow took darling lorraine