standin in the runway wavin at the plane there goes everything you own you called home collect and they didn t know your name starin at the telephone you thought he was a doctor now he says he s not but the noises seem to tell for sure and according to the symptoms it isn t all you got a shame they haven t found a cure didn t know the reason you start to feel the rub you know it isn t easy well welcome to the club well you thought they d take it lightly they re actin kinda rash caught you in a loadin zone so they smile very politely relieved you of your cash suddenly you re all alone you play the double agent you bug eachother s phone you got the place surrounded there ain t nobody home it s gettin hard to please em you start to feel the rub you know it isn t easy well welcome to the club come on and join us in the club