she don t like her eggs all runny she thinks crossin her legs is funny she looks down her nose at money she gets it on like the easter bunny she s my baby i m her honey i m never gonna let her go he ain t got laid in a month of sundays i caught him once and he was sniffin my undies he ain t too sharp but he gets things done drinks his beer like it s oxygen he s my baby and i m his honey i m never gonna let him go in spite of ourselves we ll end up a sittin on a rainbow against all odds honey we re the big door prize we re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces there won t be nothin but big old hearts dancin in our eyes she thinks all my jokes are corny convict movies make her horny she likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs swears like a sailor when she shaves her legs she takes a lickin and keeps on tickin i m never gonna let her go he s got more balls than a big brass monkey he s a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie sly as a fox and crazy as a loon payday comes and he s howlin at the moon he s my baby i don t mean maybe never gonna let him go in spite of ourselves we ll end up a sittin on a rainbow against all odds honey we re the big door prize we re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces there won t be nothin but big old hearts dancin in our eyes in spite of ourselves we ll end up a sittin on a rainbow against all odds honey we re the big door prize we re gonna spite our noses right off of our faces there won t be nothin but big old hearts dancin in our eyes in spite of ourselves4