oy what a knight gather round you peasants look who s graced us with his presence what a hero what a mensch oy what a knight plus the kid s on fire with a farkakte squire and a little shiksa wench oy what a knight god is he to die for any girl would give an eye for such a hunk of kosher meat oy what a knight handsome and a charmer is it true that neath that armor shh he likes to be discreet speaking as his rabbi why am i not surprised our sidney is the knight who put the sir in circumcised oy what a knight so how s the business going  you know jousting tally ho ing saving damsels in distress oh did i mention slaying i did lots of it just saying that s our sidney the success hey what a gorgeous family your sid can do no wrong who knew he came from such a lovely home of course i ll be converting so i m sure we ll get along honey please you had me at shalom oy what a squire so tell us bout sir sidney no he saved your life once didn t he no so twice no thrice do share oy what a knight oy what a didle deedle daidle he s our hero he s my idol he s adored by one and all you guys and so tonight to honor our crusader you are all invited later to our fancy shmancy ball oy yoy yoy yoy oy yoy yoy yoy yoy oy what a knight oy what a knight hey 