got a flat in timbuktu waiting for aaa and i saw that single headlight through the rain flagged the geezer in the car down he was going the wrong way we sped away and left rubber on all four lanes he pulled a quick u turn and hit a pickup from montana while plowin down a fire hydrant too windshield wipers slappin time as he committed several traffic crimes this man s like a one man wreckin crew speedin s just a little bit of what he put me through he went off the road and hit a tree yeah drivin can t be easy when you re 4 foot 2 drivin s not that difficult to do but it s difficult to do if you re mr magoo when we drove right through a coal mine and hit a school bus filled with nuns we dragged along a string of traffic poles through all kinds of weather through eighteen hit and runs i still love that baby kept us on the run one day he lost his specs oh lord he let em slip away still lookin for them glasses i hope he finds them well i d trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today i just hope they know which body bag is mine speedin s just a little bit of what he put me through his drivin you know it scared the pee right out of me yeah he s swervin and he s weaving and he doesn t have a clue you know divan s not that difficult to do but it s difficult to do if you re mr magoo oh lucky for us i know a little used shortcut oh look out oh look out oh look out oh look out oh look out watch out now mr magoo