calling all rednecks to put down their sluggers and turn their attention from beating the buggers to pick up machine guns and kill camel fuckers backwoods nation calling the doctors of spin and the smoke screen to whip the new hate triots into a frenzy of good versus evil ignoring the history of the backwoods nation aint it a shame when due process stands in the way of swift justice calling all frat boys to trade in their hazing their keggers and cocaine and casual date raping for cabinet appointments and rose garden tapings backwoods backwoods backwoods nation1