i m sitting here waiting in the tillamook county jail i m hoping that she s not so mad now that she doesn t even pay my bail if i was her i m not so sure i wouldn t keep on moving down the trail i m sitting here waiting in the tillamook county jail got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest from what the guys in here call the tillamook county lie detector test well i did my best but as you mighta guessed it s a tough test not to fail i m sitting here waiting in the tillamook county jail one phone call two tylenol four cold gray walls closing in if i ever do get out on that highway again i ain t ever goin back to tillamook county no i ain t ever goin back to tillamook county it all started when i had a little trouble with a guy on a highway crew and that lyin son of a gun he told em i done some things i didn t do they came running for me down 101 lights flashing onto my tail and now i m sitting here waiting in the tillamook county jail one phone call two tylenol four cold gray walls closing in if i ever do get out on this highway again i ain t ever goin back to tillamook county no i ain t ever goin back to tillamook county i m sitting here waiting in the tillamook county jail and i m still hoping that she s not so mad now that she doesn t even pay my bail coming down on vacation gonna leave on probation have to send all my money through the mail i m gonna send all my money to the tillamook county jail yes i m a gonna send all my money to the tillamook county jail hey i m a gonna send all my money to the tillamook county jail