hear a knock on the door it s the cops again said hold on could i finish my chicken they said we got a report that you did some shit i said please officer let me explain you see i m a black man in arabic they call me abed it s mooley in italian but if you ask the jews how to say it they ll say i am a shvartza playin magic cards tza throwin me some darts tza tryin to have fun i am a shvartza stealin shoppin carts tza wish upon a star tza swingin round my gun break into yo house lemme take yo couch police took me to jail where i stayed all day took me weed and my gun and my gucci shades went to court and the judge said what do you say i said your honor lemme talk if i may i m a nigga you see maw la cha in cantonese vaole zwetzak in flemish fuzzy in british and the way to say it in yiddish is  i am a shvartza drawin me some hearts tza doin crafts and arts tza never met my son i am a shvartza lettin out some farts tza oops that was a shart tza fried kool aid for lunch break into yo house can i stay on yo couch i m a shvartza ridin golf carts in the park in the dark and i m eatin pop tarts tza when fire starts you know i ain t far tza burn down the city cause i finish what i start tza your dog barks at me when i walk by i m like why but i m smart steal your car for it s parts tza end up behind bars watching bill maher and i keep gettin my ass beat by the jail guards shvartza shoppin at walmart tza i don t work too hard tza hanging in the sun i am ben carson driving in my car son drinking at the bar son presidential run break in the white house c mon man this my house break into yo house 1