kmfdm sucks we like talkin dirty we smoke and we drink we re kmfdm and all other bands stink our music is sampled totally fake it s done by machines cause they don t make mistakes we don t have no our message is nil we hate all dj s they re makin us ill whatever we tell ya is meant to be crap we hate all music and especially rap we don t like michael jackson we hate depeche mode we don t care for madonna or kylie minogue kmfdm sucks our records have stickers with a warning from tipper cause they re no good for kids if we d get her we d strip her kmfdm forward the ultimate sound and a message from satan if you turn it around you might think we re stupid but we re way above it we don t give a shit and the kids just love it we wouldn t sell to a major for a couple of bucks no doubt about it kmfdm sucks