heh heh i m the rib man emperor contemperor so many girls they call me the pimperor never date a girl with a weave because a girl with a weave s got a trick up her sleeve my wallet s so fat had to put it on a diet a sucka said run it and i said don t try it he thought i was a punk just because i was quiet smacked him with a brick got a suite at the hyatt my future s so bright that i gotta wear shades my pocket s so fat that my dog s got a maid my manager s name is reuben kincaid the only white boy with a high top fade now i m chillin hard i used to be poor they used to tease me when i worked at the store now your hamster s dead your girl s name is fred and to top it off your mother s got a big head big head your mother s got a big head big head i said your mother s got a big head big head i said your mother s got a big head big head your mother s got a big head aight aight first off you wanna sign on me bet bet you big marion berry haircut havin muh yo first of all your mother got a nike tag on her wig and they call her hair jordan ace of the staff top pick of the draft you re so dumb you failed first grade math i m quicker than leonard hit harder than hearns your mother s so old that she fucked george burns ha my rhymes are fixed and your rhymes are broken i drive a benz you drive a deuce and a token you have no friends you have no will but like a skinhead on soul train you don t fit in boyyy when i was a kid i used to be plump but now i get more rump than donald trump you re so broke you got a bird for a beeper when it goes off it goes cheap cheap cheapa now i m chillin hard i used to be poor they used to tease me when i worked at the store now your dog is dead you still wear keds and to top it off your mother s got a big head  first of all ya big foghorn leghorn belly havin yo yo your mother got an afro so big when she sat in my car it had instant tint windows my jeans are ripped and yours are corroded your mother s so big that her panties exploded i don t wanna say that your mother s fat but i saw her put bbq sauce on her cat your breath s so stink that you need binaca your girl looks like orville redenbacher i live to save life and my pockets get bigger you re a daredevil they call you evel kni nigga you see my rolex and you lose your smile cause all you can afford is a flintstone sundial my jeans are ripped and my drawers are silk your mother is so cheap she gave you cereal for breast milk now i m chillin hard i used to be poor they used to tease me when i worked at the store now your hamster s dead your cat s got dreads and to top it off your mother s got a big head a rib about your mother yo peace to everybody my homeboy eddie murphy yaknomsayin damon wayans michael jackson yo you don t know michael jackson yo yo mother yo mother don t know michael jackson man you better stop eatin that pork boy your mother s got a big head 