i m conventional unexceptional i m average at best and i m just like the rest and i wrote this song you can sing along if it makes you feel special that s fine i tie my own shoes the same way you guys do and i never leave home without glasses ive never done drugs and i drink from a mug that i found at a discount thrift store i m an average joe going with the flow there s nothing too special about me and though i m uncomfortable i m relatable i can market to just about anyone why be a rock star when i can strum my guitar and just whine about being unpopular i m seemingly normal but i m signed to a label and i m probably the coolest guy in the room i m an average joe why be a rock star when i can strum my guitar and just whine about being unpopular i m an average joe i m conventional unexceptional i m average at best and i m just like the rest 2