the stalker yeah ha the stalker i m gonna stalk this hoochie i m gonna stalk this hoochie so i m pimpin this old piece of shit right there s this smoochie poo at the stoplight clearing throat how s about a date two tickets for the circus pick you up at eight fuck no you re a loser yeah but i ll stick my boot up your ass heh he but i ain t naggin to the next light in my pink volkswagen oh excuse me ho but i m violent j act like you know violent j the country singer no violent j the southwest gangster o and the bitch was gone so i followed her home cause i ve got it going on and i m in the haugh parked in a spot good enough to hawk her things you d do if you s a stalker so what happened well i really don t like to talk about it but he ruined my life i mean he was everywhere everywhere i went the stalker i think that this ho likes me yeah i think that this ho likes me well the stalker stalk his target just happened to see her at the supermarket oh hi hey that peanut butter sucks you wouldn t like jiffy it ain t got no nuts why don t you try these she ran away scared and i m staring at her butt cheeks cause i know she love me she want to tease and please and rub and dub me hello hi it s me hello you love me hello i love you hello hello biggity ba boom i m back in the stone brick house candle light dinner and some mexican chow yo i know she gonna show up no luck peep through her windows jack off in her back yard somebody pulled a joker s card and you know a joker caught ya things you do when you s a stalker  are you okay i don t know because i know he ll be back he always comes back i ll never be able to live a normal life again it s okay the stalker i think that this ho likes me yeah said i think that this ho likes me i m gonna stalk this hoochie i m gonna stalk this hoochie i ve been hawking for about two weeks and i ain t even got a fucking kiss on the cheek she s with some fuck face i ma put that college boy in a neck brace i gotta just chill she loves me lots and that s for real that night i snuck in her back do with a bucket of chicken and a bottle of faygo tip toe tip top creeping cos i know my baby s sleeping snuck to the bedroom looked through ahhhh she stuck me in the eye with a broom shoowhup pulled it out popped my eye back in i can t find her ran through the bedroom ran through the living room ran for the bathroom got to take a dune now i stress pulling out my hair i think i heard that bitch upstairs up the steps wicked clown then i hear a clicking sound honey is that you how s about a kissy smoochie poo gunshots her daddy s gun to my nugget never liked the bitch anyway fuck it so what d you do i tried to run but he was always right there just ahead of me he would always catch me and hurt me i think that this ho likes me yeah said i think that this ho likes me nah man she don t like me man nah nah she don t like me man that bitch shot me in the head man she shot me in the nugget man nah nah she don t like me man she don t like me man she shot me in the nugget man how s she gonna like me man she shot me dog nah she don t like me man stop it man she don t like me man no she don t look at my head man she shot me in the forehead man how s she gonna like me man this ho likes me i also like to blow holes in the heads of rednecks hi this is lori i can t make it to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number i ll get back to you as soon as you can thanks bye hey it s uh dave um surprise this is gonna be short and sweet so just bare with me for a minute okay uh i know what i want i mean it s weird i m not confused at all what was i gonna say i um never beep ah anyway you know that song everybody plays the fool or i don t know it doesn t matter um that s what i m doing i m playing the fool i m stupid i m i m stupid crazy i m stupid crazy over you uh lori i want you i can t express it s weird so anyway i was beep ah last time ah um mm um don t worry i m not gonna be bothering you although i want to desperate i know this going way nnnng words they mean i don t know um i i aye aye don t worry about it everything every little thing is gonna be alright i m not gonna bother you although i i m in trouble obviously beep you ever want anything so bad you can taste it lori i can taste you i m gonna go brush my teeth now 1