whod a guessed that aqua net could start a fire with a single cigarette she wasnt drunk she wasnt stoned just sick and tired of wonderin if he was coming home she drove around she found his car they heard the boom from in the bar he called the cops she called his bluff they hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs crazy women ex wives and old girlfriends keep their crazy hidden till theyre pushed off the deep end god forgive em no they werent born like this no crazy women are made by crazy men he told his friends she was depressed borderline bipolar a bitch with pms he cheats and lies then plays the victim he dont know why they always seem to pick him crazy women ex wives and old girlfriends keep their crazy hidden till theyre pushed off the deep end god forgive em no they werent born like this no crazy women are made by crazy men some take a pistol some take an axe boy if you build a fire you better bet shes got a match might be the teacher just down the street the hairdresser or the housewife or that waitress thats so sweet and you wont see it when you meet her so be careful how you treat her she might look just like me crazy women ex wives and old girlfriends we keep our crazy hidden till were pushed off the deep end god forgive us no we werent born like this no crazy women are made by crazy men yeah crazy women are made by crazy men