i feel so confident right now as my friends all ask me how they throw an item or utilize the drift my character of choice is yoshi he s good off road but mostly i play him cause he s cute i ll admit the race starts and i stalled i stalled the car again i held a down a bit too early and all my mates are laughing as they drive right past me and at this point i remember why i hate mario kart wii and now i m stuck in 12th place i m gonna lose this race trailing in donkey kong s tire tracks so i get a power up i don t expect too much but oh my god bullet bill now i m back in first place in no time and my mates can t see why nintendo would make a game that s so unfair they re feeling pretty angry but i m just princess peachy i m winning so i don t really care but someone gets a blue shell and i crash the kart flips over again why don t they put a wall there nothing i could do but watch it roll into the sea and at this point i remember why i hate mario kart wii i m still in the lead but they re catching up to me i ll get a power up and i ll be fine another banana skin upside down boxes wearing thin i think i had more fun when i was behind this is the only game i ve played where winning just feels lame and losing is where all the fun takes place and there are no red shells for me all i have is apathy for this never ending three lap funless race race ends and i m second i lost the race again how did he get invincibility fucking waluigi stole my victory and at this point i remember why i hate mario kart wii and everybody sings do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
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