fairly close head on shot of the knights riding along bedevere and arthur at the front of the group deep in conversation bedevere and that my lord is how we know the earth to be banana shaped arthur this new learning amazes me sir bedevere explain again how sheep s bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes bedevere of course my liege launcelot look my liege they all stop and look arthur camelot cut to shot of amazing castle in the distance illuminated in the rays of the setting sun music cut back to arthur and the group they are all staring with fascination galahad camelot launcelot camelot gawain it s only a model arthur sh knights i bid you welcome to your new home let us ride to camelot 8 interior night cut to interior of medieval hall a large group of armoured knights are engaged in a well choreographed song and dance routine of the very up beat if they could see me now type of fast bouncy number the poorer verses are made clearer by cutting to a group of knights actually engaged in the described task while the line itself is sung they sing knights we re knights of the round table we dance whene er we re able we do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable we dine well here in camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot we re knights of the round table our shows are formidable but many times we re given rhymes that are quite unsingable we re opera mad in camelot we sing from the diaphragm a lot booming basses a routine where two xylophonists play parts of knights armour producing a pleasing effect in war we re tough and able quite indefatigable between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate clark gable it s a busy life in camelot single man i have to push the pram a lot cut back to arthur and bedevere and company as we had left them arthur no on second thought let s not go to camelot knights right arthur it is a silly place 