i wish i had some superpowers i was thinking about that the other day maybe quit comedy fight some crime everybody wants to fly that s the number one power if i could grant you a power dane i d love to fly yeah who the fuck doesn t who doesn t want to leave the show tonight and be like alright i ll catch you guys later shwwooosh and zip up into the skies i can show you the world shining shimmering splendor i d love to shoot a laser out of my cock and when i m empty my balls glow low fuel balls are empty you know what i d like to be able to do more than anything else i d love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips pppthhh cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti no if i m on a date with a girl and she s very rude i ll be like you know what pppptthhh enjoy your spaghetti you re very rude enjoy your spaghetti cause you re rude pppttthh these are all dreams these are all things we want to have if i could grant you a power any power what would you want anything right now dah jesus you want to be jesus god you re such an egotistical prick he thinks he s jesus ah jesus i d love to cover him with spaghetti right now ppppttthh enjoy your spaghetti you re very egotistical ahhh christ pause not you 