i m so freaking tired of christmas and all the bullshit it puts in my head i m so freaking tired stupid presents under smelly trees i wish there was something instead that wasn t so stupid and so lame i guess i got santa and his elves to blame i m so freaking tired of christmas and i want it to be dead uhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhh you know what i think i might hate christmas too i m so freaking tired of christmas and all the malls and traffic snags i m so freakin tired of eggnog candy canes and bigass shopping bags every freakin year it s always the same mom gets me sweaters and the wrong video game i m so freakin tired of christmas and i want it to be dead