woke up this morning a little too early a little too tired a little too surly guess i got up on the wrong side of the bed when i shoulda stayed in it instead but i gotta go to work cause i love it oh how i wanna tell the boss to shove it no matter how i want to crash need abundance of funds when it comes to cash so i wash my face with a little bit of water to wake me up inspect the reflection check my eyes they re bloodshot that s no surprise so i wake up every day the same way no matter what time i hit the hay fall asleep at like seven o clock and i wake up tired wearing dirty socks thinking i love work i love work put my shoes on strap them up put on my shorts scratch my nut put on my shirt get something to eat and then i m out the door and i m into the street driving my car still puttin my clothes on when i realise i left the stove on i m gonna be late if i have to go home but i got no choice so i ll bust a u bone at the buisiest intersection probably starting to wish that i d slept in cause now a cop is pullin me over and i m quite sure that i m not quite sober but he s happy just giving me a ticket when he pisses off i m gonna flick it out the window and go to work wired hope i don t get fired for being so tired a quarter to is when i m supposed to start but i m looking at my watch and it s quarter past boss is telling me to get off my arse but it s against my religion to be working fast so i said another company has made some offers if you want me to stay i need a new office he s fuming and foaming at the mouth when he reminded of the stove at my house never went back to turn it off because i got sidetracked interacting with the cop i m telling my boss how a fire might burn my house and my stuff and the money that i ve earned thought it was a lie wouldn t let me go home so i quit my job to save everything i own bust him in the eye and called him a jerk when it got me to thinking i love work  i love work i love work speeding home i got pulled over again by the same cop saying well if it isn t my old friend looked him in the eye told him the truth so he came to my house to check the proof and there s the roof fully ablaze i guess i m just havin one of those days i lost my job my house burned down and i got two tickets from the same clown all my memories are up in smoke all my enemies are fuckin stoked cause now i ve got nothin left and i can t even collect a counter check because for that you need id and the centrelink staff don t recognise me still have a hangover my head hurts but none of this would have happened if i didn t go to work now i wake up in the afternoon hardly ever even leave my room unless i need to shit or piss or eat something cause i don t wanna miss jerry springer ricki lake i don t wanna clean the mess that i make i m allowed and proud to be a slob it s all part of the parcel of my new job i can wake up with serious bed hair i don t brush it it just sits there the main concern is i get enough sleep and i hand my form in every couple of weeks cause the government pays for me to stay home and i much prefer to be on my own i got tired of bein a clerk but now i love work i love work i love work