there s something strange about this babysitter she called the blood bank and asked if they deliver she walks by the mirror but i don t see her reflection i ve seen twilight believe me it left an impression and everybody knows they come to suck your blood hey hypnotize you with their eyes you got nowhere to run hey her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too mom left me alone with her now what am i gonna do the babysitter s a vampire she s looking at me like i m dinner tonight the babysitter s a vampire gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milk shake to keep me alive she said it s getting late time for you to go to bed i m thinking let s call it a night put a stake in your heart instead i m on to you you re white as glue and your skin is as cold as ice the way you stare like i m medium rare you re ready to take a bite and everybody knows they come to suck your blood hey hypnotize you with their eyes you got nowhere to run hey mom will never believe me now unless i get some proof when i m flying around the house with fangs she ll know it s true the babysitter s a vampire she s looking at me like i m dinner tonight the babysitter s a vampire gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake to keep me alive and everybody knows they come to suck your blood hey hypnotize you with their eyes you got nowhere to run hey her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too mom left me alone with her now what am i gonna do the babysitter s a vampire she s looking at me like i m dinner tonight the babysitter s a vampire gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake to keep me alive the babysitter s a vampire from now on i m wearing turtle necks the babysitter s a vampire will i make it through the night or end up a vampire snack 