party up party up it takes four to do a line dance and three the flamenco two the tango and one to do a lonely waltz my name is leslie it s good to see me come join me i ll teach you the lonely waltz i see your troubles i know your struggles but if we fake it we ll make it through the night da da da da ya da da da ya da da ya ah ah ah ya dun da da da da dun paint your face comb your hair don t you worry if they stare and let s work it out with a dance check your hands for debris make your heart yearn for me if there s no goblins in the room then we can start jazz your hands all around your face bounce your bum to the pace da da da da ya da da da ya da da ya ah ah ah ya dun da da da da dun four to do a line dance three to dance flamenco and two to do the tango and one to do a lonely waltz now let me drink my coconut water cause this next part will last much longer mind the art of eating peas put a shock through your knees lean your body to the right bow your middle to the left march those knees like they re peppy as if no one wants to get ee thrust and punch thrust and punch what s for lunch tap that ginger tap that brow tap whatever you have around tap your toes i meant you tap your toes now everybody knows you dance the lonely waltz and everybody craves ah ya da da da ya da da da ya da da ya ah ah ah ya dun da da da da dun four to do a line dance three to dance flamenco two to dance the tango and one to do the lonely waltz