shat my pants on a date hundred dollars for a plate she left me with the bill to pay that s how you know when it s fucked fuck fuck fuck dropped my wallet on the train phone was hacked the other day followed by the nsa it s not my porn but i m fucked fuck fuck fuck zipped my fly up to my dong wrote myself a shitty song captured by the viet cong i don t even know what s happening but it s fucked fuck fuck i missed it again fuck what are we even doing here fuck this place fuck this song what is this shit fucking goddamn it fucking go home rub one out