woken up early by one of the room cleaners with a used wrinkled rubber dangling from his loose penis in a sweaty shirt his blurry eyes are red his head is hurting there s a hooker still inside the bed mind s blank he can t count the alcohol he drank he hands a huge stack of dollars to the horrid skank she puts on her pants gets sent on her way he snorts a line of powder just to start the day takes a shower shaves off the grey washes his face hops into a new suit what a disgrace puts on his flashy watch worth more than forty grand and his twenty four carrat wedding ring on his hand he calls his honey playing honest man telling stories work is killing me kiss the kiddies for me taxi takes him to work drops him off on time he walks into parliament feeling god damn fine yeah hand shaking making friends and betraying straight pretending acting fake and snake resembling apple tasting satan s in him masterbating in the mirror smurking and he s laughing at you cause he s a devil in a suit smiling like a sleasy jerk he s tired but seems alert why sleep at night if you ve got time to sleep at work he pretends to listen close of course hopes that all the cameras don t catch him dozing off he votes for most the laws eyes closed they don t concern him but knows where to vote for certain if it fucks with the dough he s earnin his buddies discretely discuss their secret businesses and exchange disgusting pictures of their recent mistresses his wickedness consists of robbing rich skanks stacking enormous amounts in all the accounts of his swiss banks his wife gives him a kiss thanks hon you re great he bought her a boat with the paper stolen from the state his kids adore him he s got eight adolescents they all horse ride and all take piano lessons his mansion is lovely and it is comfy he bought it with the guns sold in african countries fuck yeah hand shaking making friends and betraying straight pretending acting fake and snake resembling apple tasting satan s in him masterbating in the mirror smurking and he s laughing at you cause he s a devil in a suit lights camera action you re on the bastard s on point with his grammar his posh accent is strong blush painted on his cheeks white teeth are showing blah blah blah blah the guy keeps on going knowing his long rethorical speech is some easy bull tell you what you wanna hear make it believable people don t understand jack shit nowadays and if they do he don t give a fuck anyways cause lying is a business he mastering the art his plans are machiavelic and he s really smart his tactics are sharp damn the man s a witty shark that got the whole mother fucking globe trapped up in the dark he s fooled everyone everywhere he s ever went this kind of witty men have got the balls to become president one day he will be for real b you ll see you ll probably vote for him but he won t fool me motherfucker nobody seems to notice nobody seems to care the table is tilted folks the game is rigged 