bacon bits and jalapenos on my polish hot dog half a pound of potato chips and a beef jerky log i press my face to the window a wrapper sticks to my shirt eight people in a stinky van a couple more couldn t hurt eat some food off the floor i ve developed a taste for bread mold ride around in a van don t take a shower for six weeks and we ve been given superpowers ask us for an autograph we sing we dance we ll make you laugh don t you want to be like us everyone in the band can t stand me just because i fell off the stage and kind of by accident i broke the promoter s legs sometimes we have a deadline for writing our songs five minutes left to write this one la la la la la la la la  sleep in a sleeping bag every floor looks the same as last night you wake up you drive you play a show and then you sleep again we ve been given superpowers ask us for an autograph we sing we dance we ll make you laugh don t you want to be like us we ve been given super powers ask about our rock and roll our hair our clothes hobbies and pets does he have a girlfriend yet i sometimes feel like i m holden caufield sometimes jack kerouac i wanted to be famous now i want to take it back don t want to rock the mic don t want to meet the pope i just want to share with you how we got this peace and hope we ve been given superpowers ask us for an autograph we ve been given superpowers ask us for an autograph 