young jim as a lad he looked for adventure calamity danger whatever was free so when he turned ten he packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny jim just a boy who s head full of legends of dungeons and dragons and pirates and stuff so that summer he snuck on a schooner to harpoon tuna and get real buff the captain he said there s danger ahead we need some brave men to sail and then we ll find us those pirates stop them with violence to make the ocean safe once again cleaning up the oceans captain hampton and his crew trouble in the seven seas he ll know what to do captain he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot scallywags and scurvy dogs are crushed under his foot captain hampton captain hampton ahoy ahoy pillaging the pillagers triumphantly he ll sail away now seven weeks into the trip and jim was sick to death of being sick some kind of action he wanted as he searched the seas for everyday was the same old stuff the night he felt like jumping ship but then he heard a crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk onto his bottom our heroes drew their swords as the midgets swarmed aboard the pirates surprise attack the tiny buccaneers caught us by surprise as we tried to battle back  la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la captain hampton captain hampton ahoy ahoy pillaging the pillagers triumphantly he ran away 