new years eve we dropped mushrooms and danced around the house making music with everything that we found incantation replaced resolution and we vowed to allow each perfection that we could be and the goddesses sent word that this would be a red letter year they didn t mention how much shit was gonna change around here it s just as well we weren t swollen with unfocused dread we had visions of sugarplums dancing in our heads dancing in our heads first you go under and then you coming up gives you the bends and when you break the surface and all you see is your friends so you grab your purple crayon and flesh out the picture behind and finally the whole world is made of one unbroken line one unbroken line when you wake up sick as a dog with dull eyes and really bad hair standing under a lit sign with the words on air and the water is rising it s coming in everywhere just remember you are there you are always always there and representing the white race is a man with a monkey for a face is flying over in a helicopter whistling dixie and playing dumb in a town that might put a gun to your throat or rip the roof right off of your place there s a mold crawling up the walls and falling asleep in your lungs and you and i both know how to drink so we will always have work in this town and besides the police are stationed at the bridge and they re preventing passage to higher ground so let s pull up a bar stool and get ourselves a ring side seat for one unnerving moment they re gonna show the truth on tv