who s gonna water my plants who s gonna patch my pants and who s gonna give me the chance to feel brand new who s gonna iron my shirts who s gonna kiss where it hurts and who needs a man when he flirts the way i do who if not you who if not you who if not you tell me who if not you who s gonna wake me on time who ll smile and say i look fine and who s gonna stay on my mind the whole day through who s gonna see that i m fed then who s gonna want me in bed but who ll watch tv instead because i do who if not you tell me who if not you who 