so you stuck your chassis in the traffic flow you didn t have to turn and go but who can blame you taxi driver cursed you and hit the gas low ride a slow to pass twisting home and you make me feel so good to drive the dashboard is alive it winks and whispers drive thru window to the park to park but i m not afraid of the dark with your light crown victoria you make me smile used to crumble donuts on your seats policemen like to eat and lick their fingers stocked and standard leather everything power locks and steering linger please crown victoria you make me smile crown victoria a million miles go rented at the airport in la poolside so we ll stay wandering you don t wanna give your keys to the man at hertz so extend the rental terms one more day crown victoria you make me smile crown victoria a million miles crown victoria you make me cry crown victoria i was born to drive