hear ye hear ye the court s in session the court s in session now here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge y all here comes the judge stop eatin that fudge cause here comes the judge don t nobody budge cause here comes the judge judge shorty is presidin today and he don t take no stuff from nobody no kind of way hey boy take off that hat where do you think you re at i know where you gon be if you don t heed my plea i m here to tell you order in the court now can t nobody smoke now here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge y all here comes the judge  order order what s the first case on the docket judge i got a boy here who can t dance can t dance aww can t dance your honor ninety days thirty days for boogaloo thirty days to learn how to shing a ling and thirty more for the afro twist can t dance what is this everybody quiet now here comes the judge here comes the judge is that the man no your honor does he look like the man no your honor well i m sorry you got to go there now you man you can t recognize the man you got to go no your honor stand guilty here comes the judge here comes the judge here comes the judge y all here comes the judge got 2 45 yes here comes the judge they caught him stompin down the aisle yes here comes the judge i d rather be lost in the jungles of brazil than to face the judge this morning the way he feels here comes the judge y all here comes the judge now don t nobody budge cause here comes the judge everybody doin their time today