in the not too distant future next sunday ad there was a guy named jonah not too different from you or me he worked at gizmonic institute just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit hello hello what the heck a distress call came in for him at half past noon that s when an evil woman trapped him on the dark side of the moon i ll send him cheesy movies the worst i can find he ll have to sit and watch them all and we ll monitor his mind now keep in mind that jonah can t control when the movies begin or end so he ll have to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends robot roll call cambot gypsy tom servo crooooow if you re wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts then repeat to yourself it s just a show i should really just relax for mystery science theater 3000 