i think i m about to go off max weinberg kicks the show off wit charm and a devious smile we re gonna be here for a while tonight he is the only guy we turn to for our celebrity interviews red hair that s never going anywhere all i can do is sit and stare don t bother me cause i don t care tonight oh conan can t you see you re the one for me conan don t you know you re my late night tv hero i wish and hope and pray he might let me be a guest on the show tonight talking about anything and everything oh golly how i want to be a part of his hilarity tonight and i don t mean to sound like a jerk but you re the only show that still redeems your network oh conan can t you see we were meant to be conan don t you know you will always be my hero 