ooh ahs she touched my heart at first sight you made my jaw drop my heart skip a beat i thought i could fall in love but she wont speak to me i guess you think youre better huh oh yeah i get it let me exit sorry didnt mean to offend you with my presence tentatively on the road to be the highest man rejected imma deal with nothing sick of women fronting f it imma let it be and get my head in the right direction instead of chasing women thats out of my league and focus on getting me better yo made a simple mistake by thinking this girl would be cool she everyones all the other girls they need too now im feeling embarrassed now its apparent what my eyes couldnt see that girls like her dont like guys like me im a virus in your friendster im a pentium freak thats why chatroom chicks dont like guys like me hitting hard parties head banging judas priest uber art star girls want me out of this piece well i never made the team but when i did i rode the bench go up to your house just to practice my french ou est la salle de bains la toilette quelle merci thats why foreign speaking women dont like guys like me i read books and cook i dont hook up cause of looks got a hook nose one elf ear and a sneer when i pose i dont like cheap sentiment not into doing flowers but i will work my magic wash your back up in these showers you arent subject to my power cause you only see the surface you dont dip into the workers cause you know it makes you nervous so you shallow dive in still waters and still it comes from the same source that runs into your sons and daughters youre a strange dame see i gotta be honest and maintain in the first place i dont skirt chase or play games for gain cant get it through my brain why it might be that girls like you dont like guys like me i come up to your chest if youre six foot three tall girls like that dont like guys like me she thinks it is so nineties to be an mc hip girls like her dont get guys like me oh youre a rapper you aint on mtv teenage girls dont like guys like me when its time to pay for dinner i slip out like the breeze thats why little miss rich dont like pricks like me  beneath every tragedy a miracle lies now all of a sudden they got a thing for this little really cool guy and you know that i know that i believe in miracles but the data dont add up matter fact it seems criminal cause just the other day you were laughing i guess i wasnt anything to brag with it used to be that i was always dragging but now im pulling birds fit for bragging the summer dress pop with it cock locked did it spied her sitting by herself and sending fire admire im gonna try to bring it thinking somethings finally changed in the end i got the girl but it felt kinda strange feel like caught between so grimy got myself a stalker but she cant find me oh you get to travel the around the world for free and now girls like her like guys like me i been into loving nudity since pre puberty now even the waitress says i got a cute id now im getting napkin notes that say please write me thats why girls like you do like guys like me funny isnt it ha ha whos laughing now 