i wish that i could get up in the early morning time things would fall out of the sky into my lap i wish i had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex so that i wouldn t have to deal with all this crap i wish that i d been born with skin that turned to golden brown while at the beach relaxing in the summer time i wish that i was good at football baseball and lacrosse darts and basketball and poker golf and chess i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you i m sorry that i wasn t able to become the man you think i should aspire to i wish i had the genes of eduardo verstegui that i was effortlessly masculine as well i wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys i wish i had no self awareness like the guys i know float right through their lives without a thought and that i didn t give a shit what anybody thought of me that i was so relaxed you d think that i was bored i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you i m sorry that i wasn t able to become the man you think i should aspire to i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you i m sorry that i wasn t able to become the man you think i should aspire to i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you i m sorry that i wasn t able to become the man you think i should aspire to i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you i m sorry that i wasn t able to become the man you think i should aspire to i m sorry that they didn t hand it to me on a silver platter like they did to you 