the day that larry was born the earth shook with fear he came out playing keys and drinking beer he carried on so grand and lived a life of lore until the day he marched off to war poison on the dagger would have been a bit more subtle than the wretched things you did that day you were working for your god so you wondered in to battle you ax your steed you saddle you were on your way larry you re a legend but your path was battle torn youll leave us all a savior and take hell all your scorn and when he finally came home from the war he said ive seen a lot of things that i wasnt ready for ill show you all the way just listen to the words i say and he said boy youll grow up fine just always watch you back and use lasers for attack youll be grand boy youll grow up safe just never play in bands theyll take both of your hands and theyll disappear larry you re a legend but your path was battle torn youll leave us all a savior and take hell all your scorn when i finally go to fight my war ill be ready for all the things that you prepared me for and he says boy theres lots of things i regret the hardest things to learn are the ones that you forget and i say dad you raised us fine well watch each others backs and use lasers for attack just like you said now lets all raise our beers and give larry another cheers may you live a thousand years before you disappear larry you re a legend but your path was battle torn youll leave us all a legend and take hell all your scorn