rape d u i assault and battery these are the things that ll bring you to me murder and theft and all of the above you can bet your life i know what you re thinkin of i ve taken you and i ll take your friends don t you worry we ll all meet in the end cause life s a bitch and then you die trust me baby cause i don t lie i m the goddamn devil this job pleases me i m the goddamn devil and i do it for free i know the story about your life if you killed your brother or you beat your wife and i m here to punish you you can t fool me cause i ain t no fool the time has come to say goodbye the end is here for those who cheat steal and lie there will be torture and there will be pain cause this is hell baby die in the flames i m the goddamn devil this job pleases me i m the goddamn devil satan if you please i m the goddamn devil this job pleases me i m the goddamn devil and i do it for free i don t care about you don t care about your life don t care about your children or about your wife i m here to do my job so if you ve broke the law you re checkin in with me and you can never leave there s one way out if you dare we ll make a deal you ll grow your hair as satan s child you ll start a band and spread the word across the land i m the goddamn devil i m the goddamn devil i m the goddamn devil i m the goddamn devil i m the goddamn devil this job pleases me i m the goddamn devil satan if you please i m the goddamn devil better believe in me only me i m the goddamn devil sweet suntan