ron and nancy got the house but sid and nancy rule i died eight years ago i m still a legend at my high school i stole a chevy and i wrapped it round a tree but that s okay cause no one s gonna make the next century i m up in heaven now they said i m here to stay where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day alleluia alleluia alleluia ah the cafeteria s got everything it s gonna drive you mad cause it looks just like a big hawaiian party that my mother had it s like the worst elvis film i ve ever seen technicolor luau all on technicolor green there s camping trips and donkey rides and singing round the fire and they signed me up for surfing but they can t get me in the choir alleluia alleluia alleluia ah but there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings leather boots magenta hair and saying nasty things i d say she was an angel but it s stupid and it s obvious i said you ll hate it here cause we re the only ones like us it s crypto fascist mania it s silicon deliria yeah she said you re right but i like the cafeteria hey god we re the bad kids we re so nasty mean and vile god looks like a guidance counselor god s got that smile god says how could this be that s really odd i guess i ll have to check my records silly me you know i m only god  alleluia alleluia alleluia ah the waves are perfect and the sun will always shine but there s got to be more to death than surfing all the time i know the signs of self destruction so i try to stop each new kid don t be like me forever young forever stupid yeah i found love here but i ll bet you ll find it there where they don t always make the same joke gee you make a heavenly pair alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia alleluia