boys its time for you to wake up and smell the music we obviously got ourselves a predicament alright i admit it bossies thin as a fishing pole bessies flat as a flounder little bonnie god rest her soul was barely one quarter pounder i checked my bovine manual and i find no definition even this revised edition does not mention malnutrition gussie died of a hacking cough clara drowned in the feeding trough why would the lord wanna carry them off dang weve got another dead cow and the rent is overdue were facing poverty got another dead cow and were up to twenty two better make that twenty three sweet jesus now im petrified they re gonna repossess my double wide got another dead cow and im thinking of blaming you wanna be watchin that kinda talk let s not go there let s guide this train of thought back toward the depot weve gotta figure out what s wrong with these cows something s making em cough and wheeze slowly drivin them to their knees its gotta be some contagious disease a plague we got another dead cow and we dont know why they die weve got to find the link got another dead cow and apocalypse draws nigh you went to college think well something s bound to raise a flag like the little bat boy they found in the bag got another dead c got another de got ano g got another dead cow but i m telling you now im making a vow by the sweat of my brow gonna figure out who and what and how and why maybe its this rotten plague why think dr parker will put it down why dr parker is a good man why hell just kill it why