there s a doctor livin in your town there s a lawyer and an indian too and neither doctor lawyer nor injun chief could love you any more than i do there s a barrel of fish in the ocean there s a lot of little birds in the blue and neither fish nor fowl says the wise old owl could love you any more than i do no no no it couldn t be true that anyone else could love you like i do i m gonna warn all the dead eyed dicks that you re the chick with the slickest tricks and every tick of my ticker ticks for you follow through tell the doc to stick to his practice tell the lawyer to settle his case send the injun chief and his tommy hawk back to little rain in the face cause you know know know it couldn t be true that anyone else could love you like i do