love is like a talkin pony first youre like aw cool a talkin pony then it says something really nasty to you and hurts your feelings so then you take drugs so you can get along with the pony taking baths while fully clothed we look cute when we overdose a shopping cart is our vehicle we go to drugs and we don t do school we dont understand why everyone s annoyed with us i bet it s cus they re all jealous we blow smoke in your mothers face we do meth but we re in great shape we don t know how to use ashtrays we make love in a homeless man s face we push old people down the stairs and roll away in their wheelchairs being gorgeous has its perks he forgot how drinking works and we can t have sex unless a crowd is watching us here comes double decker bus our roommate is a talking bug did we take too many drugs we wound up on doctor phil  we found love is repetitive this is no place for a diva to live its time to leave this gross pigsty cus i m rihanna and you re just some guy 