you re a mean one mr grinch you really are a heel you re as cuddly as a cactus you re as charming as an eel mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch yeah you re a monster mr grinch your heart s an empty hole your brain is full of spiders you ve got garlic in your soul mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch yeah you re a vile one mr grinch you have termites in your smile you have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch yeah  you re a foul one mr grinch you re a nasty wasty skunk your heart is full of unwashed socks your soul is full of gunk mr grinch darling three words that describe you are stink stank stunk mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch yeah you re a rotter mr grinch you re the king of sinful sots your heart s a dead tomato to mah toe splotched with moldy purple spots oh mr grinch let s face it darling you are a mess i ma tell it like it t i is mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch yeah you nauseate me mr grinch with a nauseating super naus you re a crooked jerky jockey you drive a crooked horse mr grinch you re a three decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce yes you are like i was really having a really great time until you came along and really i mean you spoiled it not only for me but for a whole bunch of people and that s why i have to tell you that of all the people i ve met in my whole life you re the worst in the whole wide world and i mean it i really do mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch you re a winch yeah mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch mr grinch