michael bacall now look you can t look like you re trying to get her out of here before christian simonson shows up but you ve got to get her out of here before christian simonson shows up eli roth what s the point they re going to shanna s daddy s house at lake l b j and it s no guys absolutely no guys michael bacall okay so after we bring the girls drinks in fairly rapid order but not obvious we order two more rounds of shots eli roth you think they re gonna fall for that michael bacall we ll be very convincing now it s time to turn up the volume no more fucking around we go to jger shots eli roth man they re not gonna drink jger shots michael bacall dude as long as a guy s buying the booze a fuckin bitch will drink anything c mon we can at least get one shot of jger down these fucking bitches throats after that we ll see if they get another jger shot in them you never know that could be the shot that puts them past the point of fuck it eli roth then all of a sudden no guys at the lake house turns into a couple of guys at the lake house michael bacall my point exactly and i know i can at least get shanna suck my banana to do a fucking buttery nipple shot what s julia s sweet shot eli roth key lime pie michael bacall oh come on dude even fucking leroy brown would do one more for dessert