i ve been rockin since the 1900s a microphone and two 1200 s back in the day we use to fuck with alize now we kick it with the liquid from kingston ja in the morning you be crudo make you eat menudo pissin out your culo got to act the foolo i like it on ice with coca cola i sip it from la to to capitola watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulda shoulda started drikin when i was much olda some like gin some like tonic i like the captain with a half ounce of chronic ooooo la la la la la la la ooooo la la la la la la la el capitan ooooo la la la la la la la ooooo la la la la la la la el capitan one night in the summer bout two months back went out on the town without a plan of attack heineken shots of 151 and a bottle of what we call el captain now what happened that night you can t quite recall fact is boy you can t remember at all you woke up in the morning with the spinnin head and a teenage girl lyin next to you bed you kicked her out and then you slammed the door tryin to forget about the night before a month goes by you can t remember the date the girl s at the door says boy i m late that s what you get for out playin the ho and now you got a kid with a girl you don t know the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb shouldn t have been fuckin with el captain now drop the chalupa pick up the mic and let the party people know just what ya like well it comes from puerto rico so you know that i be diggin it and if the bottles empty then you know that i been swiggin it hittin it now the party legit heiners gettin lit shakin tha booties and tits we the opm clique and thats how we roll so get some education from my man shaky lo well captain morgan was a pirate dude he use to jack motherfuckas and act real rude as a real life person he wasn t much fun but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum 