there must be a real good reason why he ain t home yet there must be a real bad wreck slowing him down i m hoping he blew a tyre his old truck flipped and caught on fire cause god help my man if he s fooling around if he s fooling around with some hussy he knows while i m cooking his dinner and washing his clothes if he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed he s got another thing coming upside his head i hope there was a homeless hooker that he gave a hug to i pray that s her lipstick on his shirt this morning i found these seven numbers i see in his pocket better win the lottery cause god help my man if he s fooling around if he s fooling around with some hussy he knows while i m rocking his babies and washing his clothes if he thinks he can come home and climb into my bed he s got a frying pan coming upside his head i hope he s got a real good lawyer cause he s gonna need one cause you know my daddy is the judge here in this small town by the time i m through i m getting my half and i m taking his too cause god help my man if he s fooling around yeah god help my man if he s a fooling around