i wanna be drunk when i wake up i wanna be drunk by 7 o clock i wanna be smashed before the world wakes pouring vodka not milk on my corn flakes no coffee cause i would not be drunk at all i wanna be drunk by this morning cause a bit of booze makes it less boring schoefield windshield i m not very sober i think i ll struggle to get through this song cause i need some booze every once in a while helps me get through jeremy kyle all dramas through lie detection mum fucked a member of one direction pass the lager lets stop the thinking and carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie with pie maybe i ll stop drinking now stop my drinking now stop my drinking now or maybe just one more walking into work i am winning i wish this room would stop its bloody spinning another meeting they re all repeating and my attention is now depleting i need to get to lunchtime so i can drink again and maybe other people like me you see the little stain below it really is pee pants are damper should be wearing pampers cause i just think i wet myself cause when it comes to the evening time i spill words when i m downing the red wine i strike a cool pose in waitrose chucked out by a guard with a large nose try to hide it try to fight it it s too late cause i think i shit myself with pie with pie  maybe i ll stop drinking now stop my drinking now stop my drinking now or maybe just one more all by myself in a mexican bar all by myself in casualty all by myself outside of casualty all by myself just drunk again yes i m drunk again completely drunk again i think i need some sleep
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