dad there are jews in the world there are buddhists there are hindus and mormons and then there are those that follow mohammad but i ve never been one of them i m a roman catholic and have been since before i was born and the one thing they say about catholics is they ll take you as soon as you re warm you don t have to be a six footer you don t have to have a great brain you don t have to have any clothes on you re a catholic the moment dad came because every sperm is sacred every sperm is great if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate children every sperm is sacred every sperm is great if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate girl let the heathen spill theirs on the dusty ground god shall make them pay for each sperm that can t be found children every sperm is wanted every sperm is good every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood mum hindu taoist mormon spill theirs just anywhere but god loves those who treat their semen with more care men every sperm is sacred every sperm is great women if a sperm is wasted children god gets quite irate priest every sperm is sacred bride and groom every sperm is good nannies every sperm is needed cardinals in your neighbourhood children every sperm is useful every sperm is fine funeral cortege god needs everybody s mourner 1 mine mourner 2 and mine corpse and mine nuns let the pagan spill theirs o er mountain hill and plain holy statues god shall strike them down for each sperm that s spilt in vain everyone every sperm is sacred every sperm is good every sperm is needed in your neighbourhood every sperm is sacred every sperm is great if a sperm is wasted god gets quite irate