i want to be jackie onassis i want to wear a pair of dark sunglasses i want to be jackie onassis oh yeah i want bodyguards all around i m anxious to avoid an autograph hound just let me be jackie onassis oh yeah i m ready for the world to take a good look at me photographers can snap my picture i ll pose for free tabloids can make my name a household word i ll belong to millions but be free as a bird i want my portrait done by andy warhol i ll let them market a jackie o doll just let me be jackie onassis oh yeah first the world will call me bouvier hey then i ll change to jackie k after my date with tragedy i ll let aristotle take care of me i want to be jackie onassis oh yeah i said i d be happy to be jackie oh yeah oh yeah i d be so happy then i d be pleased i d make harry go down on his knees 