i can t laugh too hard i m on a diet i m trying to lose myself you ought to try it just starve for six days straight oh it s a riot ev e ry sun day night i binge and i barf cause i carry the scars of an eight year old whose mother applied the same rules to her kid s body as her own i think you ll leave me soon though i ve no proof of it but i ll make it easier for you by being a little bitch and this is just a theory but i think the reason why i m scared you ll croak is the only male influence i ve had after daddy up and left were my mother s weekend lovers and their alcoholic breaths i ll tell you what caused it if you ll handle the effects yes i ll tell you what caused it if you ll handle the effects i ll tell you what caused it if you ll handle the effects yes i ll tell you what caused it if you ll handle the effects i can t laugh too hard i m on a diet i m trying to lose myself you ought to try it just starve for six days straight oh it s a riot ev e ry sun day night