just beyond that wide river styx is a place where sick men like me get our kicks it s a waiting room like you ve never seen before with a twenty five piece band and a ten thousand square foot ballroom floor now oh there s a lady all dressed in red all gussied up with a bullet in her head looks like she could use a drink or a dance with the dead oh lucky me i m the fella in black who knows how to tango with a flask full of jack i sauntered up slowly and this is what i said don t be afraid it s only death it s just as natural as your first breath yeah life s a bitch and then you fall but hell s a myth and the afterlife s a ball now you re looking like you ve never heard of a two step before have another drink don t think get on your feet we re gonna show you what they re for now left right left pick it up left right left you re doing great kid left right left right left right left now look we re all god s children god is a cannibal who never stops eating cause his belly s never full but if you ve fallen from the land of the slaves there ain t no god here or you d be saved don t be afraid it s only death it s just as natural as your first breath yeah life s a bitch and then you die but hell s a myth and heaven is just a lie and now you re looking like you ve never heard of a two step before have another drink don t think get on your feet we re gonna show you what they re for left right left pick it up left right left you re doing great kid left right left right left right left