i ve had a thing for the hop think it might have to stop ain t drinkin beer no more who knew the work of monks could lead to so many drunks ain t drinkin beer no more its time i turn this boat around keep gaining pound after pound i m going back to shore ain t drinkin beer no more the woman i call my queen is lately a little bit mean ain t drinkin beer no more she used to call me my sweet now she just says hey meat ain t drinkin beer no more it might have been alright in my youth but she s telling me the bitter truth it s time i closed that door ain t drinkin beer no more i ll do what s best for me and turn to herbal tea say goodbye to that fuzzy glow go to church on sunday start walking right on monday i used to feel like a fighter walk a whole lot lighter ain t drinkin beer no more pass on the meat and three eat greens and fruit of the sea ain t drinkin beer no more i used to dress myself in style could run a seven minute mile now i ve become a bore ain t drinkin beer no more i m driving past the store ain t drinkin beer no more that s just about enough of that maybe one for the road 