man you would not believe what happened to me the other day i m telling you it s unbelievable man me and somebodies were getting together you know hanging around in chico s car we decided to get wait i will tell you but listen here s what happened okay pedro wanted to move to east la and he smuggled his friends across to the usa he ran a roadblock on the way hit the gas and we started to flee he said hey man let s lead the cops on a wild ride i said hey man let s ditch the truck down a riverside aight you know i mean is seemed like a pretty good idea at the time you know pull over so we can beat you senseless captain must ve needed a vacation he bottles up his tensions and frustrations he took batting practice on our heads he must ve got up on the wrong side of the bed i said ow man i took a whack on the backside ya know he said hey chico here s a whack from the us side then he pinned me down with his boot b boot boot b boot boot his boot his boot his big black boot you know with the heel on it and he ground it into my back and stuff i said ow man ease up a little okay don t shoot doo doo doo doo doo doo don t shoot doo doo doo doo doo doo don t shoot doo doo doo doo doo doo don t shoot doo doo doo doo doo doo don t shoot doo doo doo doo doo doo  hey does this look like i m resisting arrest to you i mean let s talk about it i mean how much more down on the ground do got to get you know geez i m halfway to china now man yeah but then this really something really screwy happened check this out pedro was making his break between the trees and i was taking a nightstick across the knees hey but they caught it all on video and now it s gonna cost em a lot of dough man i said see i got a whack on the us side i said hey mr cameraman get a shot of my good side huh so that way i can sue s sue s sue hey i m gonna sue i m gonna get a lot of money it is like i m winning the lotto you know hey they should have learned from the last guy rodney king rodney king rodney king man you know hey can t we all just get along you know is this too much to ask ow man ease up a little bit ok geez man what do they send you to school for that stuff man you know you should play for the dodgers man they could use a guy with a swing like that hey does anybody got johnny cochran s phone number man yeah i ll take shapiro s it don t matter 