i hate to say it santa but you re acting like a dick you should give presents to everyone that s good and not just to your personal clique if you bring me a toy to open christmas morning i ll let you be my boyfriend all bearded fat and horny oh yeah oh yeah what does jesus have to do with you you ve got as much to do with jesus as you do with scooby doo what do you have to do with jesus you have as much to do with him as you do your mother s penis oh yeah though i don t think he s the son of god i think he was still a nice boy if you ask yourself what would jesus do he d say give the jew girl toys give the jew girl toys give the jew girl toys don t be a douche what would jesus do he d say give the jew girl toys claus is that german santa klaus santa klaus you made a list and i checked it twice and there is nobody named silverman or mouskawitz or weis you have a list well schindler did to liam neison played him tim allen played you give the jew girl to oy oy oy oys don t be a douche what would jesus do he d say give the jew girl toys give the jew girl toys