those harley s they cost so much money a small bike is all he could buy he covers it up on his car port if anyone saw it he d die he acts just as tough as his buddies they drink harley davidson beer and he tells anyone that will listen he s buying a panhead next year and we all laugh and think it s so funny especially when we hear him say right now i m just learning to ride man but i ll have a harley some day he don t take his bike to daytona but he carries his helmet along and the ironhorse saloon shirt he s wearing say s bike week 1981 he s a bonafide wanna be tough guy with long hair and chains on his boots he works 9 to 5 monday through friday in loafers and ivy league suits and we all laugh and think it s so funny especially when we hear him say right now i m just learning to ride man but i ll have a harley some day and he s thinking of getting a tattoo and maybe an earring or two as much as we hate to admit it we all know what he s going through  we say he s a true weekend warrior he s wearing his old harley hat and the truth is it s hard to remember that we all started out just like that and we all laugh and think it s so funny especially when we hear him say right now i m just learning to ride man but i ll have a harley some day ah but i ll have a harley some day