i m sorry honey that you walked in and caught her in my lap but it s not what you re thinking so think before you slap i suppose you re weighin that little blonde that walked here in this bar ah don t tell me you re sorry cause i know how sorry you are i m sorry that you think i m drunk i ain t had a drink today would you believe i held her just to see how much she d weighed that cheatin look that s on your face is lit up like a star so don t tell me you re sorry cause i know how sorry you are don t tell me you re sorry but i m as sorry as i can be well you d better move fast and don t give me no sass cause you belong to me now honey we ain t done nothing wrong but i m sorry it s gone this far but don t tell me you re sorry cause i know how sorry you are don t tell me you re sorry but i m as sorry as i can be well you d better move fast and don t give me no sass cause you belong to me now honey we ain t done nothing wrong but i m sorry it s gone this far but don t tell me you re sorry cause i know how sorry you are now wait a minute loretta you know how sorry i am conway you better believe i know how sorry you are 