she wore an s e g when she came back home like the cat that ate the canary and i stood befuddled a chauvanist stud with his mistress quite contrary i was smack up against the moment i was afraid i would face someday but the truth is a wall that you can t blow down and it won t be laughed away you see my old lady went and took herself a young man last night it got me crazy when she said baby don t you get uptight i think maybe it s the time for you to see the light she said it s alright now boy i m yours tonight now i admit my imagination s been the sweetest sinner of all yes it lives like a snake in eden and it forgives each time i fall so i ve been casanova i ve double dated with don juan and though i ve been doing almost everything i never dreamed she d be carrying on you see my old lady went and took herself a young man last night it got me crazy when she said baby don t you get uptight i think maybe it s the time for you to see the light she said it s alright now boy i m yours tonight she says that she still loves me she says that last night was no big deal she says why can t a woman play the same damn game and act out what she feels she says she s going to take a bath i hear her singing in the tub upstairs while i m sitting here spitting out chunks of my heart forced into being fair while she s splashing rround up there i m supposed to act like i don t care i hear the devil laughing somewhere you see my old lady went and took herself a young man last night it got me crazy when she said baby don t you get uptight i think maybe it s the time for you to see the light she said it s alright now boy i m yours tonight 