now you say that you like me but you don t like like me and you say that you love me but you re not in love with me and we should just be friends but friends shouldn t treat other friends like that you re not too friendly when you act like that every time i call the old you the new you answers the phone i would like to talk to old you but the new you says you re not home whatever happened to that girl i knew she was just like you but was way more into me lately you ve been acting strange or going through a phase why s it gotta be like that the old you dug me but the new you snubs me and asks me to go away but i ain t going away every time i call the old you the new you answers the phone i would like to talk to old you but the new you says you re not home i ve been so patient and i m giving you space i haven t called all day you re still not coming around you ve made a big mistake that s not a threat no matter how it sounds things were going so great but as of late you haven t had much to say the old you loved me but the new you snubs me and asks me to go away but i ain t going away every time i call the old you the new you answers the phone i would like to talk to old you but the new you says you re not home well now you say that you like me but you don t like like me and you say that you love me but you re not in love with me and we should just be friends but friends shouldn t treat other friends like that you re not too friendly when you act like that should i smash your fucking head with a baseball bat and dig around the brains and goo for something that looks like old you every time i call the old you the new you answers the phone i would like to talk to old you but the new you says you re not home you say that you love me but you re not in love with me