well the last thing i need is a lazy housewife if your gonna lay around and sleep all day you better work third shift a night in a carpet mill or a truck stop even if it s for minimum wage oh you can get yourself some pasties and get up there on that stage now the baptist look down on you but don t listen to their lip cause you can dance neked on a big brass poll as long as you re making tips cause i want a paycheck woman don t want no welfare broad all the chicks i date are lazy i say hey y all a job you better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home you can t sit and watch soap operas while i work hard all day long so here s to all my brothers out there pulling down o t ah let me get a big hell yah from the working men like me hell yah employee discounts well their real nice i hear the head cashier at wal mart can get fishing lures half price ain t that sexy really sexy when a woman saves money and what really turns me on is a two income family so even if it s part time bagging groceries at the store you better get out there and punch that clock cause i m sick of being poor cause i want a paycheck woman don t want no welfare broad all the chicks i date are lazy i say hey y all a job you better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home you can t lay there eating bon bons while i work hard all week long so here s to all the woman who think money grows on trees ah let me get a big hell no from the working mens like me hell no i want a paycheck woman don t want no welfare broad all the chicks i date are lazy i say hey y all a job you better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home you can t sit and watch soap operas while i work hard all day long so here s to all my brothers out there putting in forty ah let me get a big hell yah from the working men like me hell yah hell yah 