things have changed in the modern world it makes it kinda crazy for a boy and girl all a lot of noise on the radio it really don t rock it really don t roll well a kid come along make the young girls swoon they all put his picture in their pink bedrooms they all hail the brand new king everybody s waiting for the next big thing big cigars diamond rings ridin all around in a limousine when you finally hit the top man you know what that means everybody s ready for the next big thing for a little while you can do no wrong live it up son cause it don t last long there s always somebody waitin in the wings thinking they re going to be the next big thing i ll get a cowboy hat some real tight jeans lose a little weight and get a bellybutton ring you can stand back i m a lean machine maybe i m gonna be the next big thing  everybody s ready for the next big thing