travis williams cho smoke smoke smoke that cigarette puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death tell saint peter at the golden gate that you hate to make him wait but you ve just got to have another cigarette now i m a feller with a heart of gold and the ways of a gentleman i ve been told the kind of a guy that wouldn t even harm a flea but if me and a certain character met the guy that invented the cigarette i d murder that son of a gun in the first degree not cause i don t smoke myself and i don t reckon they ll harm your health i ve smoked all my life and ain t dead yet but nicotine slaves are all the same at a pettin party or a poker game everything must stop while they smoke that cigarette in a game of chance the other night old dame fortune was a doin me right the kings and queens just kept on comin around i played em hard and bet em high but my bluff didn t work on a certain guy he kept on raisin and layin the money down he d raise me and i d raise him i sweated blood gotta sink or swim he finally called and didn t raise the bet i said aces full pal how bout you he said i ll tell you in a minute or two right now i ve just got to have a cigarette the other night i had a date with the cutest little girl in the forty eight states a high bred uptown fancy little dame she said she loved me and it seemed to me that things were bout like they oughta be so hand in hand we strolled down lover s lane she was oh so far from a cake of ice our smoochin party was a goin nice so help me hannah i think i d a been there yet but i give her a kiss and a little squeeze and she said tex excuse me please i ve just got to have another cigarette well life ain t nothing but a poker game no two hands quite the same but i never saw a winner that didn t bet so if any people tryin to quit i ain t gonna criticize you one bit just make mine a jamaican cigarette