if you go to bed you might find fred call freud if annoyed with the thoughts in your head the nightmares that you share come from sexual leering fuck carl jung and his dumb darwinist theories freddy s all in your walls he s all up in your tub he got really long arms and he just wants a hug he s made up of maggots and bleeds green slime cleared of all killings but he s still serving time wasn t read his rights so it s five nights at freddy s he s the deadly medley of features that are not friendly a glove with five knives that s mighty fine for shredding fill your room with feathers and mess up all your bedding a boiler room planet is where he resides just like a labyrinth composed of pipes ready or not no matter how you hide it s always right behind with his knives in your spine a complicated kill not the dopiest zombie a steam punk that you debunk with copious coffee freddy krueger hates keurig and scoffs at biscotti he s not illuminati but he got a lot of bodies one two he s coming for you three four better shut your door five six grab your crucifix slasher flicks how i get my kicks  41 december but there s no sign of santa for the hathaway helpers had abandoned amanda while repeatedly raped in a cage full of crazies a fearsome foe was forged in the fires of hades the bastard bouncing baby of 10 000 maniacs maybe wasn t born to be a brainiac a sadist in training killed a hamster with a hammerwhat baffling behavior wait until later when he s relishing razors krueger was a cutter kinda like kylo always sorta pyscho and into gloves like michael daily basement beatings made him impartial to pain but his father got the furnace soon he d suffer the same his mother was a nutter now a nun in a habit never knew her or pursued just managed his sadness dropout opted for adventure now pop s out of the picture christmas sweater forever and the fedora s a fixture one two he s coming for you three four better shut your door five six grab your crucifix slasher flicks how i get my kicks a jovial janitor beneath the city s silos at that point an amateur his homework s homicidal the jingle from his ride ll make the minors run amok he s like sweet tooth see his truck and your fucked everything was just a front a wife and kid he didn t love in his cellar kept his clippings and a gallery of gloves twenty kids went missing the police were pissing blood cathy was laughing but soon she d be missing mom said she d never tell but she totally did he smiled through the trial was acquitted no shit parents wanted him punished cause the jury s unjust burned him the boiler room hid the bones in a trunk while his skin began to bubble his parting fully failed dream demons came to see him skulls with spiny tails they offered immortality reality would be his dreams mortal kombat fatalities on smart alecky teens one two he s coming for you three four better shut your door five six grab your crucifix slasher flicks how i get my kicks one two he s coming for you three four better shut your door five six grab your crucifix slasher flicks how i get my kicks