rarely does chi factor into the type of people he chooses to consume he likes em big and overgrown more meat to gristle more muscle he can hone two hmongs from a deli he sriracha d and jellied and made a corset out of them for his belly a haitian from florida s now a rug in his foyer a girl from delaware is a high arched back chair the paperboy s a paperweight alberta s a lampshade the fireman s an ashtray the dj spins as fan blades when will it end oh these horrible things he asks himself nightly voices in his head sing you re born what you re meant to be if you re bad then be bad the best if you re good stay away from me we re a bad influence we re the best if you wanna steal go and steal what you want if sniffing women s heels gets you off i won t watch and if you gotta dress like a fox in distress in the woods well you can and you could and you should oh here s a story of a lovely lady who had three daughters who drove her fucking crazy she hacked em up with an old machete and threw a party with dead daughter confetti i comb my hair i brush my teeth i eat my peas like a good boy s supposed to i wear a tie boa constrictive i eat my pride like a lion s supposed to you re born what you re meant to be if you re bad then be bad the best if you re good stay away from me i m a bad influence i m the best you re born what you re meant to be if you re bad then be bad the best if you re good stay away from me we re a bad influence we re the best