i m a lazy thing not a marathon runner but if i m in a hurry i can walk a twenty minute mile i m dirt cheap i save a lot of money but i m a fashion statement that never goes out of style i still drive the ladies wild yes i m a flip flop making a stand on a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand feel free to tread on me honey i m just being all i can be a little flip flop and i won t stop rockin the neighborhood i slide right on and i slide right off take me or leave me but keep me from the garbage can you ll want me here when the weather gets warm when you re chilling in the swimsuit laying out working on a tan i m your fair weather friend yeah baby i m a flip fop dropping a beat i ll save your little piggies from the hot concrete feel free to tread on me honey i m just being all i can be a little flip flop and i won t stop rockin the neighborhood i m not a cowboy boot a wing tipped shoe or an elegant high heel i m not a heavy duty work boot with a toe covered in steel but i can take a whole lot of abuse yeah yeah i can t go to church i can t go out dancing i can t have a nice diner can t take you to a broadway show no the office place it wasn t made for me you can t make it in the rat race if you like to take it slow no no no the world s a big dress coat  and i m a flip flop making a stand on a sole made of rubber in the shifting sand feel free to tread on me honey i m just being all i can be a little flip flop and i won t stop rockin the neighborhood i m a flip flop and i won t stop rockin i m a flip flop and i won t stop rockin 