george r r martin please write and write faster youre not going to get any younger you know winter is coming im growing impatient and youve still got two more damn books left to go so write george write like the wind i curse the day that my friend ever loaned me an old dog eared paperback called game of thrones how could i know that this seed would grow into an addiction that held me right down to my bones now five books later i lurk with the masses indignant entitled and waiting for word that the great bearded glacier has finally published nine hundred more pages of crack for the nerds why does every new verse of your song keep taking you so goddamn long george r r martin please write and write faster please give us boiled leather and sigils and steel we need our allotment of incest and intrigue and six page descriptions of every last meal so write george write like the wind lewis took five years to chronicle narnia tolkien had twelve years and rowling took ten lucas spent nearly three decades on star wars and we all know how that one turned out in the end youre not our bitch and youre not a machine and we dont mean to dictate how you spend your days but please bear in mind in the time that youve had william shakespeare churned out thirty five friggin plays and if you keep writing so slow youll hold up the hbo show george r r martin please write and write faster cause we wont stop whining until were appeased crap out the chaptersand george while youre at it stop killing our favorite characters please and write george writelike the wind 