intro sound of crickets then of someone knocking on a door then otis hello i would like to speak to bonquisha older woman otis otis yes this is otis older woman she don t wanna talk to you otis well tell her she is gonna hear me one way or the other either she steps outside or either she s gonna hear me through the door you know bonquisha ever since you and i stopped seeing each other i ain t been doing nothing but thinking thinking thinking i ain t been able to sleep i ain t been able to do nothin that requires you bein in it baby i know that we ve had rough times before but we got through it like the time all the power went off in the house and we had to finish cookin the collard greens on the happy heater but we did it together or the time the defroster didn t work on the microwave and the turkey was still frozen remember we had to get chicken down from larry s long neck leg quarter late night chicken house remember but now i don t have you and that s why i m having these christmas blues yes christmas blues sometimes i wonder was it worth it waking up early in the mornin to go to the li l champ to get you three pickled eggs some lay s plain potato chips and a cold cola i said self was it worth it and my self answered back yes it was well worth it i miss ya and i love ya so much i ll do anything to make you mines again i m oh so lonely so so sad and blue i m spending christmas day without you i m very very sad and lonely but anyways let me tell ya somethin i do have you and the kids a present this year i had y all a present last year but ya know my alternator broke on my truck and you know i need my truck for to umm for to go to work and so i had to take the receipt take all the presents back and fix my alternator but i do got you a present this year i didn t have time to wrap it up i got it in some brown pick n save bags also i got some wine i got some cold duck baby you need to open the door he quackin i remember one christmas maybe three christmases ago we ran out of ham and you said you wanted another ham but you really didn t say you wanted another ham i just figured that s what you wanted so they had a 12 dozen crab special so i got you a dozen of big blue crabs i mean i m just sayin i just hope this christmas is a little different you know i just want a little turkey a li l a that sweet sweet plum dressin um you know i just want the kids to be happy and you know i bonquisha i know when we got married i vowed to give you diamonds and pearls but when i hurt my back at work my workman s comp could only get zirconia and gannon necklaces i also said that when we moved out of your momma s house we were gonna move into a place double her size that s why i got two trailers and put em together yes baby a double wide all those things i done for you and the kids but i still have these christmas blues because i m spending christmas without the kids and you i love you bonquisha i love you but you know what one thing i wanna tell you about christmas last year when you served up all the turkey and you served up all of the trimmings and everything when the cranberry dressing got round to me there was none left so please could you ah well i hope you have two cans of cranberry dressing in there because i love that cranberry sauce please thank you and please open the door baby it s cold