collegiate collegiate yes we are collegiate nothing intermegent no ma am trousers baggy all our clothes look raggy but we re at the ready garters are the thing we never wear and we don t have any use for it red hot flannels very hairy sell them in a hurry never ever worry frivolous are we alpha theta delta gamma theta omega thiam lend me gimme one a half a dollar wear a arab collar no eureka sigma kappa tappa half a kay that s the greek for all the lodges we belong to stigma dogma delta handa poka tomato and potato calling gentlemen we slicker knickers we can do without and we wouldn t care if there were no suspenders girls all like our hoggin last night on the back porch hmm well college boys