well i went to the beach just the other day i saw a pretty girl and i wanted to say come on baby go surfin with me but i didn t know a thing about the sea i thought i d take a chance so i walked her away i didn t know exactly what i d say when all at once it was a sight to see she started whippin surfin terms on me banzai pipeline shootin the curl ten toes over and she s caught in a swirl everybody jumps and they point and shout i wish i knew what they were talkin about i decided then i d better be on my way i said i ll see you later some other day when out of the the blue i heard someone say move it over hodad you re in my way banzai pipeline shootin the curl ten toes over and she s caught in a swirl everybody jumps and they point and shout i wish i knew what they were talkin about i was feelin so bad as i walked down the shore i saw two surfers and they both looked sore and as i passed them i heard one roar some ugly kind of gremmie put a dinghy in my board banzai pipeline shootin the curl ten toes over and she s caught in a swirl everybody jumps and they point and shout i wish i knew what they were talkin about man i can t understand the words that chick s puttin on me i gotta go in there and find out what s happening yeah i m goin in there