ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic chillaxing out with mary kate and ashley olsen they want to check this new joint club convulsion we put our ass in motion all my stupid friends rolled up and the d j looked like superman if he were homeless and standing by the bar douchebag was hitting on a tranny oh wait that s hillary clinton there with dick cheney who was killing a kitten i saw shaq jack black and j lo i even saw that one guy from that one show i saw alcoholic jews and fat truckers and oprah was there like i m oprah fucker and everything was good until the second homeless superman put on this record i stood there with my friends and the olsen twins as he spins everybody had convulsions dance dance dance like you re having a seizure move move move like you re having a fit shake shake shake this is causing a spasm epileptic techno ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic now i ain t tryna disrespect epileptics but the music he played made the place go hectic the speakers on the deck became disconnected all the alcoholic jews were suddenly naked i felt my muscles expand and contract i passed out on the dance floor laying on my back reality started fading cutting in and out i woke up when an olsen twin threw up in my mouth and we were hoping we could leave at our leisure but the whole fucking theater was having a seizure except oprah the music didn t touch her still standing hard i m oprah fucker i saw the dj loading another disc with most of the party still foaming at the lips i grabbed my friends and headed for the exit when homeless superman started spinning that next hit  dance dance dance like you re having a seizure move move move like you re having a fit shake shake shake this is causing a spasm epileptic techno ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep ep epileptic we woke up once again from a seizure i wiped mary kate s vomit from my t shirt we slid out the back like greased up butter we saw oprah there i m oprah fucker we made it out alive boo yah we all stood around like what are we going to do now we picked a new club what d we get we somehow rolled up to club tourette s the music there gave everyone a tick and every time it played the whole place would twitch and shift and switch and bitch and talk shit like ass barf barf ass barf piss barf piss ass ass barf barf piss ass ass piss we ran away like a jet propulsion man i guess we ll go back to club convulsion dance dance dance like you re having a seizure epileptic techno epileptic techno oh oh no not having a seizure epileptic techno epileptic techno dance dance dance like you re having a seizure epileptic techno epileptic techno oh oh no not having a seizure epileptic techno epileptic techno y all little bastards thought y all knew oprah don t make me come over there and fuck you 