this is the story of betty and sue two women left their husbands for each other i was watching opera yesterday and gloria steinem came on to say gloria steinem who s gloria steinem gloria steinem s a famous feminist she says there s no separation between housewife and feminist she says you can be a housewife and a feminist really all you housewives can be famous feminists just like me now i am cooking the veggies and valuing myself gloria where have you been you ve become my inspiration gloria where have i been all these years i ve been listening to jim get out of the way of the game where is my dinner gloria please save me now i need to free myself please tell me how i am becoming a coward gloria steinem where are you now gloria steinem wait a minute i heard on public radio that gloria steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for women s rights in washington dc gloria gloria i m buying my ticket today i m going to the rally in washington i m gonna see her at the rally in washington i m gonna find her at the rally in washington i can t wait for the rally in washington shit sue what am i gonna tell jim well tell him you re on a business trip business trip sue i m a housewife alright tell him you re abducted by a strange group of aliens no sue he watches the x files he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens they took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into washington dc and you ve gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself rally women s rights who the hell you think you are my name is betty and my name is sue and there s a lot of thing we can do cause we are wannabe feminist housewives yeah we are gonna be feminist housewives see you later jim i m going to the rally in washington byebye well that was five years ago today i said herb you can take you re suv and shove it up your ass me and betty we re hitting the road i m switching out of wife mode i don t know herb it s not like i have anything against you it s just well you re not really my type herb look look there s no need to argue this is goodbye herb and herb i ll try not to slam the door on my way out okay and try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels herb oh and herb don t forget to feed olive oil bye olive oil and suddenly betty and i were free we were finally free going to the rally in washington on the road to the rally in washington i couldn t wait for the rally in washington hey sue we re almost to the rally in washington well i m sure it s not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in washington dc right some people say that it was that it was destiny that betty and i got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road who knows something about the moon or the way her skin mixed with vinyl i realize sue i ve been lusting after her for four years now betty i ve been lusting after you for four years now oh my god betty oh my god oh my god i m a dyke i m a dyke i m a dyke i m a dyke dyke dyke dyke d d d dyke we re great moms 