i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me there s something in the sun this day i feel it or maybe it s just my hay fever the weeds are green the sky is shining but it ll soon be night which is nicer then cracks peel back and hell bends the room and the devil gestures to you you you ve never seen such a beelzebub and he s telling you to make up your bean on what s left of your evening about whether to flake out or fecking stay out what does you make of this doubt the devil wants to know if you re going down or up easy i know what my speech should be i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me  the devil beams a big beaming grin the sort which leads you up the streets of sin he holds up paperwork sign the line let s clash with madmen grime is fine it sounds all hectic you re having cold feet things are out of hand you make embarrassing retreat let s ride the valkyrie commit a bit of sin turn rock to rubble punch me in the chin i simply lucifer refuse to wind up on fire with low life liars then you re destined for the world without chores and sweating the eternal hell of boredom in heaven i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me you tell the devil in no uncertain terms you ll never be evil you ll never be turned what is this evil and who decides this when left to devices some humans try shit and this is the reason we should all be tied up we re just normal people exploring our minds we don t go round here putting poison in wine but we enjoy what we like which is not always right people are intricate people aren t swines let s screw the rules up and rely on our minds sign on the line you sign on the line he clutches the wine and tips in cyanide i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me i wanna go to heaven for the weather but hell for the company i wanna to go to heaven for the weather but hell seems like fun to me