this is story she s a perfect bitch the kind you like to take her innocence and leave in the morning say goodbye hey you can t make this up this is me everything you see and i know what i know i could take you home if i want and i want everything you get in all your dreams so sets your devil scenes tonights the night that brought you in to me chorus hey this is a story she s the perfect bitch the kind you like to take her innocence and leave in the morning and never say goodbye just another night of whiskey and wind up in jail passed out in the front yard do it again tonight so strike up the band and live to regret me for the rest of your life hey now i m all juiced up what s your name and do i care enough to know i know your lookin mighty fine to me if i may everything you get in all your dreams so sets your devil scenes tonights the night that brought you in to me chorus this is a story she s the perfect bitch the kind you like to take her innocence and leave in the morning and never say goodbye chorus