put on your yarmulke its time for chanukah so much funnaka to celebrate chanukah chanukah is the festival of lights instead of one day of presents we get eight crazy nights when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree here s a new list of people who are jewish just like you and me winona ryder drinks manischewitz wine then spins a draydle with ralph lauren and calvin klein guess who gives and receives loads of chanukah toys the girls from veruca salt and all three beastie boys lenny kravitz is half jewish courtney love is half too put them together what a funky bad ass jew we got harvey keitel and flash dancer jennifer beals yasmine bleeth from baywatch is jewish and yes her boobs are real put on your yarmulka its time for chanukah 2 time ocsar winning dustin hoffmanaka celebrates chanukah o j simpson still not a jew but guess who is the guy who does the voice for scooby doo bob dylan was born a jew then he wasn t but now he s back mary tyler moore s husband is jewish cause we re pretty good in the sack guess who got bar mitzvahed on the pga tour no i m not talking about tiger woods i m talkin about mr happy gilmore so many jews are in the show biz bruce springsteen isn t jewish but my mother thinks he is tell the world amanaka it s time to celebrate chanukah it s not pronounced ch nakah the c is silent in chanukah so read your hooked on phonica get drunk in tijuanaka if you really really wannaka have a happy happy happy happy chanukah 1