me and you we re moving gravel off someone else s drive into a barrel it helps em stay alive off to market you will buy a cone they ll never notice they re never home policy and bureaus help to move the tide pounds sterling euros get yourself a wife who loves you for who you are and not because the other one is tight marry into money marry twice live underneath the staircase or speak your mind well i ve got a feeling someone else is reading the letters i wrote to you well my pet s illiterate and i live alone so it s someone in betwixt to me and you me and you me and you last time we spoke i thought we were through i found a map i found a map i found a map i found a map and now i know the way you can just go back back back back there s a bat hibernating on my bathroom wall no one went in for weeks he thought it was a home safe to sleep the nights away shh shh shh i offered him some food but he said i cannot stay i m disgraced by my actions and i m outlawed from the cave crying in the taxi won t do you no good oh well i tried to make a vessel but there was no wood strong enough to bend and never swell we just jump right in and buy a pair of gills but holding on for that long could be the end as well  help yourself out shoot history in the mouth it s all that s left to do look me up in some phonebook under me and you 