all your favorite movies they ain t all that funny if you ain t that high and i ain t that high all your favorite books they wouldn t seem so well written if you were just a little bit more well read jack kerouac is dead he drank himself to death i just ain t that high all your favorite songs wouldn t seem so sad if you weren t so depressed elliott smith seems like a mess to me and you cry way too easily the things that make you high will make you die i went to your party and your party got so clever i put a milkcrate on my head and i surrendered in the corner some borderline whore asked me how i m liking california i just cried i saw you making eyes at some quote unquote gorgeous guy look a little closer because he s covered in flies you re hot but you re fried you re cool but you re iced out you know exactly what i m talking about the things that make you high will make you die the crack has got you slipping through the cushions of the couch dilaudid s got your head like a howling haunted house she said it s my party and i ll die if i want to you would too if it happened to you