what is jos jalapeno on a stick you re a sick man and here is jos jalapeno good evening jos hola senor jeff alright it s good to see you it s good to see you gracious senor jeff excuse me what who the hell is heff he said jeff no he said heff it s the same thing uhh no its nooott jos what ya say i said senor jeff what the fu now he said it s all the same haven t you watched seseme street jeff is jeff heff is heff and is one of these things that doesn t belong here tonights show is sponsered by the sound grrrrrkkk i m sorry jos it s okay he s an idiot your on a stick stick a col jeff fa fa ha ha ha i have a question for josie my name is jos oh i m sorry i thought we were we in america speaking frickin english but i didn t see the ch over the eeee which magicly turns josie to frickin jos and i didn t see the yoah over the n which turns jalapeno into jalghapeno so yoah over the internet ch over the eeeee two keys that i can t frickin find on a frickin keyboard apparently it is a secret nononono to the mexicans so jos when you re typing oh i m so sorry talking about huntin peck i m sorry jos it s okay i m gonna hire ackman to kill him so what s your question be nice um your jalapeno si senor on a steek right your a mexican jalapeno on a steek right are you a illegal mexican jalapeno woah what i say this is not the apporite time and place to ask it too late so jos are you illegal what i know the answer to that question what jos si senor are you legal to be in this country si senor okay i have my green card ah where is your green card it s in my other steek did you know that he had another stick i had noo idea you know what that meanns what that means that one comes out oh my gawdddd i thought it was stuck up in his ass what s wrong he doesn t have an ass it s just a jalapeno on a steek i know how did he get on the stick i don t know probably a horrible pogo accident you know ohlay 
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