i am a lovesick gentleman who pines and pines over the smallest things most of them are truly inconsequential they are inconsequential things so i ll wrote you the longest letter describing the feelings and all the stupid things i ll cross my fingers that my heart will melt and you look at me and tell me darling where have you been i am an uncool canadian kid awed and inspired by all the popular guys most of the are truly irresponsible they do irresponsible things but i m just a heartbroke gentleman and gentlemen never seem to get gentle women i need a small town girl to follow me home and teach me how to be a real man i am a gentleman an old soul gentleman a plain jane gentleman a hold the door for you gentleman i am a gentleman an old soul gentleman a plain jane gentleman a hold the door for you gentleman a no good gentleman a stupid boring gentleman a dumbstruck gentleman a gentle gentle gentleman