christmas is a time for reflection giving thanks is the least that we can do so lets take a moment to count our blessings and all the things that i have given you lets start with your carrer i m the reason that your here without me they would fire you no one else would hire you i think thats very clear forget about t v you wouldn t be on it without me by yourself you re not able you bring nothing to the table not even comedy central and thats basic cable christmas is a time to be unselfish a simple point on which we all agree so in the spirit of christmas giving this is what you can give to me top billing over you and a matching tennis shoe groupies of my own i can call on my i phone from my home in malibu a private dressing room for me with my own high def t v we ve established that i m the star i want a mini bar in my showford limousine oh jefafa oh jefafa without me you would suckaka oh jefafa oh jefafa you are my b 