everyone knows that blackbeard s the best there s nothing more to say but i hear there s this new bloke around by the name of kenway he s always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap but i m still the baddest pirate around cause i ve got this treasure map a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free they call me eddie kenway man i m the scourge of the land and sea got flowing hair some sharp ass blades and maybe a little scurvy don t got a stupid peg leg or a dumbass hook for a hand but i ll shove my blowgun up your ass if you mess with my pirate band i ll grab my musket and i bust it got lovely hair you can t touch it i steal maps don t give craps got pretty girls sittin on my lap cause i m a pirate living my life all high on the seven seas i m a pirate getting booty with the cuties cause i do what i please four guns i blast slashing throats as i pass kissing those sexy wenches because i m a freakin pirate dude and the rest of y all are bitches  a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free boarding your ship to pillage and kill don t even need it i just love to steal all the ladies love me cause i m a big pimp hope they don t smell me cause i stink like ship eating oranges to prevent scurvy dammit now it s gonna hurt when i pee you can never blame me for grabbin your chick cause most my life s surrounded by dick i ll grab my musket and i bust it got a badass beard you can t touch it i steal maps don t give craps got pretty girls and i m sitting on their laps cause i m a pirate living my life all high on the seven seas i m a pirate getting booty with the cuties cause i do what i please four guns i blast slashing throats as i pass making out with sexy wenches because i m a freakin pirate dude and the rest of y all are bitches a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free well i guess it s time for the two of us to brawl time to settle who s the baddest pirate once and for freakin all i wake up don t give a fuck love to drink i stink don t shower make bitches cower gettin booty takin doodies eat rotten beef lost all my teeth far from home all alone cause we re pirates living our life all high on the seven seas we re pirates getting booty with the cuties cause we do what we please four guns we blast slashing throats as we pass kissing those sexy wenches because we re freakin pirate dude and the rest of y all are bitches a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free a pirate s life for me murderin fools for free