i m shovin off like an ocean liner no one can rock the microphone finer east west north south carolina alice and vera chillin at mel s diner off to china cause i got a show there get my passport then i m gonna go there who do i know there i guess no one but i will have fun and i get the job done on the airplane movin like the concorde come and join me everybody on board you won t be bored with the stuff i m pickin up watch me quicken up and with the pace i pick it up pick up the pace second verse and never cursin rockin the microphone with the style that i m reherasin in person that means liver swimmin and slimmin just like a deep sea diver i ll arrive uh just to go faster grab the microphone and show that i am the master of disaster cookin up a potion with the funky rhymes to put the people into motion of the ocean movin like the water here s the menu go place your order it s a slaughter a felony of chatter and pickin up the pace is the subject matter break it down oh yes i pick up the pace take a look at the crowd and take a look at my face listen to my rhyme and listen to them yell it s like a man in jail gettin out of the cell i don t why they go by weak names and swear that they re so fly they gotta try it again to rock the mic my friend go from a to z and from beginning to end now i could go slower like the other guys do but i ain t with it that s what i m tellin you i think it s kind of stupid i think it s a disgrace instead of going slow they should be pickin up the pace like this rock and roller coca cola hot like solar rollin like a boulder dancin prancin mic enhancin just give me a chance and girls i m romancin understand it underhanded leavin you stranded runnin like a bandit yo y all nutty in my hands you re putty i m pickin up the pace and rockin the mic yeah buddy