7 pm waking up in the evening i smell like shit gotta take a bath gotta shave my beard then a shave down there shavin everything the time is going tickin on and on clock is rushin gotta get down to the bikestand gotta ride my bike down to the club catch up with the boys then hook up with the girls and gotta make my mind up witch girl should i take it s friday friday gotta get laid on friday everybody s looking forward to the weekend weekend friday friday getting laid on friday everybody s looking forward to the weekend partying partying fuck partying partying yeah fun fun fun fun i am gonna get some this weekend 11 45 waking up by the drain we were drinking so fast that i couldn t stop puke puke i think puke is the most ugly word i got this you got that my friends are not in sight hey i got this you got that life s so unfair vomit on my t shirt consistency like yogurt i feel the smell from the pizza that i ate it s friday friday drink too much every friday turns out the same way weekend weekend friday friday same thing every friday i stay in my bed hungover the whole weekend partying partying fuck partying partying yeah fun fun fun fun this is how i spend every weekend  my name is jay tee and i m your beer bong enemy i m poppin 40 s til i loose my memory when i go down i go down in history i will be the shitfaced mystery let s get this party started i wanna act like i m retarded so what s up with all the fuzzin i got so drunk that i fucked my cousin it s friday friday gotta get laid on friday everybody s looking forward to the weekend weekend friday friday getting laid on friday everybody s looking forward to the weekend partying partying fuck partying partying yeah fun fun fun fun i am gonna get some some this weekend i am gonna get some some this weekend what s up with that fish oh what the hell 