my name is boxman i m runnin for pres i know i m gonna win cause i m better than the rest i m here to fix the u s so don t be stressed and i m the best dressed but i digress from the north to the south to the east to the west america will look like less of a mess mccain s not the best i must confess now let me try to express my detest 1 he s bald and stanky 2 he s old and cranky 3 he s got hair on his back and 4 he smokes a lot of crack as you can see john mccain is a joke he s in his mid 70s he s bound to have a stroke the other candidates will feel the pain when i blaze the trail with my campaign boxman is running for president boxman is the number one candidate boxman will give mccain chicken pox boxman is the only man in a box barack obama s not the right choice either if it was up to me you d vote for neither both mccain and obama should get the axe just let me tell you these obama facts 1 he s got a chubby belly 2 his pits are really smelly 3 osama s his brother and 4 he slept with my mother so please make the right choice and vote for me you ll see i ll fix the economy i guarantee healthcare would be free and every day of your life would be filled with glee now let s talk about the war in iraq and how we re wasting our time with that crap it would be faster with my new policy to just nuke each enemy country boxman is running for president boxman is the number one candidate boxman will steal obama s socks boxman is the only man in a box let s stop wasting money on education and quit spending cash on transportation let s focus on something for the population like the eradication of constipation so when it comes time for you to choose which candidate will wear the president s shoes you ll vote for me and i ll tell you why cause my vice president is this guy
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