saturday night and you re still hangin around you re tired of livin in your one horse town you d like to find a little hole in the ground for a while hmmm so you go to the village in your tie dye jeans and you stare at the junkies and the closet queens it s like some pornographic magazine and you smile mmm captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island captain jack will get you by tonight just a little push and you ll be smilin oh yeah yeah your sister s gone out she s on a date and you just sit at home and masturbate your phone is gonna ring soon but you just can t wait for that call mmm so you stand on the corner in your new english clothes and you look so polished from your hair down to your toes oh but still your finger s gonna pick your nose after all mmm yeah but captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island captain jack will get you by tonight just a little push you ll be smilin oh oh yeah yeah so you decide to take a holiday you got your tape deck and your brand new chevrolet ah there ain t no place to go anyway and what for mmm so you ve got everything but nothing s cool they ve just found your father in the swimming pool and you guess you won t be going back to school anymore but captain jack can get you high tonight and take you to your special island oh captain jack will get you by tonight just a little push and you ll be smilin la da da oh yeah yeah so you play your albums and you smoke your pot and you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot oh but still you re aching for the things you haven t got what went wrong mmm and if you can t understand why your world is so dead and why you ve got to keep in style and feed your head well you re twenty one and still your mother makes your bed and that s too long oh oh yeah yeah but captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island oh now captain jack will get you by tonight just a little push and you ll be smilin oh captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island oh now captain jack will get you by tonight just a little push and you ll be smilin yeah captain jack will get you high tonight and take you to your special island oh now captain jack will make it right tonight yeah captain jack will get you high tonight