it all seemed so long ago young and happy don t you know down by the creek i would show fireflies to that girl but that was back when he was nice before my warm heart turned to ice my sister s wig once had lice but that was long ago the schoolyard s where we were the first time i kissed her he thought he got some tongue but it was only retainer eleanore s bra is a trainer well over there s my family home and the woods we used to roam the only time i had sex was on the phone but that was long ago i carved our names upon that tree i loved him and he loved me my darling wife was once a he but that was long ago he d always whisper in my ear but then i started drinkin beer my jewels got licked by six frisky deer now he s just a loner and a liar and my trailer s caught on fire fire 