dear oderus urungus hey man do you remember me i remember you i was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed and the really bad tattoo now i m getting 20 to life for killing the guy that was humping my wife and i thought i d write a letter to you scallop boat now baby scallop boat i v coke now baby funky scallop funky scallop boat i used to work on the scallop boat made some money there i used to do the i v coke lost some money there scallop boat now baby scallop boat i v coke now baby funky scallop funky scallop boat oh whoa whoa oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh whoa down here in jail i do as i m able got caught smoking crack so they cut off my cable but could you maybe come by and bust me outta here but there s one thing that i don t understand i thought the south pole was the home of the band or do you just keep your slaves in richmond don t break up man keep it together i love you guys i love you guys funky funky funky funky funky funky scallop boat