i watch re runs of the jersey shore snooki drank too much now she s on the floor it s a feeling that i ve felt before though it was not televised i don t mind i don t get upset and you re watching me while i m watching it i m just curious i m a scientist but you think that i m depressed i watch reality tv just look at what it s done to me i can t believe that nothing means not half of what it did i don t mind i don t get upset but i haven t left my bedroom yet and getting dressed was an accomplishment so you win you win you win you win you win don t tell me where you ve been don t tell me what you did when you were gone me i guess i m still something of an amateur you d think that i would know by now season 8 and i ain t figured it out so on film i keep getting my feelings hurt or saying things you don t deserve or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love i did you don t get my references what if i met someone who did did it all sound better in your head that movie was so offensive but it got me through november even though i will swear up and down that i wish that i knew better i wish i did don t tell me where you ve been don t tell me what you did when you were gone when it gets so bad that its almost good i ll move to san francisco or hollywood i won t write you like you wish i would but i ll miss you all the same you won t mind you won t get upset once you change all you want is the audience they are obviously all narcissists me i just love turning off my brain one big escape don t tell me at all i don t want to know i ll just watch it over and over on the show1