said to myself i m the man got a pocket full of money certs in my mouth in case my breath gets kinda funky saw a hottie staring right at me she kinda looks like the chick who did the video with tommy lee oh man is she coming over i gotta get this show on the road yea yea yea she said where have i seen you before if you didn t like that one wel i got about 20 more i need a mack diggedy daddy take me out in his caddy we can kick it til the briggedy briggedy break of dawn i said it sounds like fun but i ain t widdit but if you re a good boy i just might let you uhh ummm i said hold my hand because i ain t about the wham bam thank you ma am i hope ya understand that i don t want britney tonight and salma yea she s alright and i ve seen buffy and she don t slay me cause baby you re just the type stay up and talk to all night would you be the star in my storybook life my storybook life i drove her home and she was feeling kinda frisky i told her nighty night and then she asked if she could kiss me she said don t you wanna spend the night and then she bit me on the ear i felt like i was in a tyson fight oh god she s losing control now so i said i just want someone to hold yea yea yyea mariah she ain t for me that brunette on v i p she don t hold a candle to you cause baby you re just the type stay up and talk to all night would you be the star in my storybook life baby you re just the type i can talk to all night be the star in my storybook life sabrina felicity meg ryan i won t lose sleep you can keep your halle berry cause baby you re just the type for this show mrs right you can be the star in my storybook life in my storybook life this is my storybook life