i ve figured out the key to short term success just tell everyone that you re clinically depressed make a list of all the people that you have wronged don t ever call them back but use them in a song and if you re lucky enough to have a parent pass away pretend it broke your heart but never go to their grave it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery i ve figured out a way to twist reality just take a ton of drugs and never go to sleep re rent the saddest movie that you ve ever seen fill your room with tv sets and put it on repeat push all your friends away with the cruel things that you said if you need company you ve got the voices in your head it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery so stay down on yourself and if you feel a glimpse of hope you gotta choke it out before it grows you re the only one that really counts stuff dollar bills inside your ears and let the rest of them work it out it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery it goes one two three easy as one two three it goes one two three let s all exploit our misery