christmas treats have all been baked the fridge is stocked with booze but i still have one wish to make a big noel to you merry christmas allah were far apart thats true but that can change if we can arrange some mistletoe for you christmas lights on my street i wish you could see but meccas so far away i would serve the family lamb instead of christmas ham just to make things okay still i wish youd get into christmas merry christmas allah have some eggnog too why not pick up a little christmas tree and buy your wives some new shoes my big desire a worldwide cease fire cause santas up in his sleigh and we wish you merry christmas merry christmas allah happy ramadan too just one more wish on this christmas eve peace on earth would do and take this fruitcake too merry christmas merry christmas allah
['comic', 'parody']