i bought this turban at a garage sale and ever since then i ve been an alpha male there s just something ladies love about a big sexy turban someone better hose me down cause i m so hot i m burnin it s a magical sexual hat i wouldn t be caught dead in that you put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya alright fine do you have an extra not everybody knows just how i get my hoes not everybody knows how to respectfully pursue a woman that s better if you wanna get a lady in your bed put a sex turban on your head sex turban it s a turban made of sex sex turban my ancestors were oppressed sex turban no girl has ever touched me there sex turban oh ian can i taste your hair at first i didn t think the turban magic was real and now i m covered in ladies trying to cop a feel it was cool at first but now i m feeling harassed so now i m gonna take it off so they stop groping my ass sex turban it s a sex hat made of cloth sex turban you can never take it off wait what death turban if you take it off you ll die dude what the fuck death turban just keep it on don t ask why