when i was younger just a bad little kid my momma noticed funny things i did like shooting puppies with a bb gun i d poison guppies and when i was done i d find a pussy cat and bash in its head that s when my momma said what did she say she said my boy i think someday you ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay you ll be a dentist you ll be a dentist you have a talent for causing things pain pain son be a dentist son be a dentist people will pay you to be inhumane inhumane  your temperament s wrong for the priesthood and teaching would suit you still less son be a dentist you ll be a success here he is girls the leader of the plaque watch him suck up that gas oh my god he s a dentist and he ll never ever be any good who wants their teeth done by the marquee de sade oh that hurts i m not numb oh shut up open wide here i come i am your dentist oh goodness gracious and i enjoy the career that i picked you love it i am your dentist he embraced it and i get off on the pain i inflict you really love it i thrill when i drill a bicuspid don t try it it swells and they tell me i m mad i m just a dentist and though it may cause my patients distress distress somewhere somewhere in heaven above me i know i know my momma s proud of me cause i m a dentist and a success say ahhh ahhh say ahhh ahhh say ahhh ahhh now spit