they sing songs they tell tales about me the hyrule warrior with my sword and my shield and a satchel that s full of my junk i will slay every beast every chest will be mine to plunder i m the hero of time with a hyrule warrior s heart link hyaaaah er i mean ganondorf what are you doing here that s none of your chu jelly worm whoa excuuuuse me princess but i m the great hyrule warrior the only thing you re great at is getting pecked to death by chickens step aside or you ll die at the hands of the hyrule warrior i m too swift and too strong for a hero who s wearing a dress i ll bathe in your blood though bathing isn t my strong suit i may smell like a pig but i ve a hyrule warrior s heart careful with your knives boys what the hoooooo argh dangit wait you can t possibly be the hyrule warrior all my life i ve stood by dreaming i was the hyrule warrior cause i m smart and i m rich and you re prone to dress up as a man i don t smash people s pots and i never lose battles to children every game has my name cause i ve a hyrule warrior s heart neither nayru s love nor farore s wind nor the fires of din compare to my courage power wisdom and my warrior s heart feel my wrath take a bath why does nobody save you in any game other than me you re a twit you re insane i m a princess who s destined for greatness all the land knows that i have a heart of a hy rule warrior i stopped the moon i woke a fish i shot things with a crossbow heck i survived the cd i heart of a hy rule warrior i have legions of beasts from dodongos to keese you can take that gold brassiere and stuff it and to prove i m the best i ll tear out from your chest that dumb heart of a hy rule warrior 