well i got a little gal with a limp in her walk she s got a lazy eye and a razor in her sock cause she s my straight razor baby the woman s got me walking the line she tried to kill me with her razor man she does it to me all of the time sitting at the bus stop hiding on the roof top waving my hands tryna flag down a rocket cause she s my straight razor baby the woman s got me walking the line she tried to kill me with her razor man she does it to me all of the time the local sheriff tried to grab her by her long fur coat she pulled out a razor and she slit his throat cause she s my straight razor baby the woman s got me walking the line she tried to kill me with her razor man she does it to me all of the time well i m gonna find me a long cadillac with the bulletproof windows and the rifle in the back cause she s my straight razor baby the woman s got me walking the line she tried to kill me with her razor man she does it to me all of the time she s my straight razor baby she s my straight razor baby she s my straight razor baby baby baby baby she s my straight razor baby she s my straight razor baby the woman s got me walking the line