this little lady down in texas tight tank top and a tan rockin true religion britches drinking beer in a can she was too hot to two step i was too dumb to just leave her alone but i made up my mind and i felt the fever coming on kinda getting hot my knuckles turned white and my neck turned red my one good eye rolled straight back in my head it makes a texas tornado seem like a cool breeze i can feel it coming over me mad cowboy disease i was online away from scoring a win but i was two shots shy of three sheets to the wind i must ve drank a hundred dollars sitting there just trying to work up the nerve well one more jager for my jitters and i was stagger reaching over to her i really couldn t walk that good well exuse me there honay kinda s trippin all over myself oh lordy oh boy here we go again talking like mel t t tillis i said w what s your n name she said you ain t no player boy and i ain t no g game but you are kinda cute so when you re feeling better give me a call and with her black eye liner she wrote her number on my trembling palm my knees started shaking i was breaking out a sweat trying to memorize her number cause my hand was getting wet i was showing the symptoms looking for a remedy i can feel it coming over me mad cowboy disease aw i got that mad cowboy disease little hoof in the mouth makes ya tongue hang out all the way to the floor down on hands knees beggin like a hungry dog what do ya mean get off my knees i kinda like it down here anybody got a leash