monday is my favorite time of year i m gonna tell you what i really think i like about mondays cause they feel like saturdays when you don t gotta go to work every day is a holiday i wake up when i want to i do anything i wanna do can t wait for tuesday i really never liked fridays i can t do what i wanna do sold out at the movies can t eat at the restaurants everybody want a good time but the bar s full of cigarette smoke i think i ll stay home i think i ll wait for monday i live a five day weekend i gotta year long holiday thanks god it s monday the only place i gotta be is at the show or on the first tee thank god it s monday never mind aggravation modulation gimme another key i ll tell you why i like tuesdays cause they re kinda like christmas come to think about wednesdays are a little like hanukkah thursday s thanksgiving i m talking about good living i ll think i give thanks thank god it s monday thank god it s monday thank god it s monday thank god it s monday thank god it s monday thank god it s monday thank god it s monday