cho take up the sheet me hearties water the deck with brine bend the oars you lousy whores none is bigger than mine three old whores in winnipeg were drinking sherry wine says one of them to the other two yours is smaller than mine cho you re a liar says the other old whore mine s as big as the moon the battleships sail in and out and never come until june cho you re a liar says the other old whore mine s as big as the moon the ships sail in on the first of the year and never come out until june cho you re a liar says the other old whore mine s as big as the air the ships sail out and the ships sail in and never tickle a hair cho you re a liar says the first again i d blush to be so small many s the fleet they sailed right in and never come out at all cho 