if i were a girl even just for a day i d roll out of bed in the morning and wonder what just happened to me oh no don t tell me they re real yeah i think they re real something else is missing where the heck s my pen15 if i were a girl would i still look like a guy no i won t put on make up but i might just want to give that bra a try if i were a girl i could mess with the guys no no not like that i mean when we get a nice dinner i ll make sure they buy i could seduce them show them my nice behind yo zach check out that a omg ha gotcha you totally like guys if i were a girl i d have the nicest legs i refuse to cook in the kitchen but i m pretty dang good with the microwave if i were a girl please don t get mad if i m mean i m not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me no i don t really know if i want to change back because i like my new hair and the guys love my face what oh if i were a girl i don t think i d ever understand how it feels to be a girl god please change me back to a man if i were a girl