now i m a u s male cause i was born in a mississippi town on a sunday morn now mississippi just happens to occupy a place in the southeastern portion of this here united states now that s a matter of fact buddy and you know it well so i just call myself the u s male that s m a l e son that s me now i said all that to say all this i ve been watching the way you ve been watching my miss for the last three weeks you been hot on her trail and you kinda upset this u s male you touch her once with your greasy hands i m gonna stretch your neck like a long rubber band she s wearin a ring that i bought her on sale and that makes her the property of this u s male you better not mess with the u s male my friend the u s male gets mad he s gonna do you in you know what s good for yourself son you better find somebody else son don t tamper with the property of the u s male through the rain and the heat and the sleet and the snow the u s male is on his toes so quit watching my woman cuz that ain t wise you ain t pullin no wool over this boy s eyes i catch you round my woman champ i m gonna leave your head bout the shape of a stamp kinda flattened out so you ll do well to quit playin games with this u s male you better not mess with the u s male my friend the u s male gets mad he s gonna do you in you know what s good for yourself son you better find somebody else son don t tamper with the property of the u s male tell me guitar aw yeah now sock it to me one time baby  all right now i m gonna tell it like it is son i catch you messing round with that woman of mine i m gonna lay one on ya you re talking to the u s male the american u s male