thanksgiving is all over and my dad put up the tree looks like a merry christmas for everyone but me cause i ain t gettin nothin this christmas not even one little toy they say i ain t gettin nothin at all this christmas cause i ve been a bad little boy my mommy screamed when she found my pet gerbil in my little baby sister s basinette they say my little baby sister has a soft spot in her head but i haven t found it yet and dad yelled just cause i took the ridin mower for a little trip down to the candy store and my big brother brett boy did he get upset when i told mom about the magazines in his bottom drawer so i ain t gettin nothin this christmas and last christmas i was everybody s pride and joy but they say i ain t gettin nothin at all this christmas cause i ve been a bad little boy i was hopin i might get a chemistry set or a motorcycle or something like that but that s before i used brett s model rocket set and made an astronaut out of miss wilcox s cat stupid cat if he da just held on tight like i told him i wouldn a had to super glue his little paws to the rocket yeah if he da just been still like i told him he wouldn a thrown the rocket off course and he wouldn a landed in butch the bull dog s back yard stupid cat but did the cat get in trouble no but hey i ain t gettin nothin this christmas not even one little toy they all say i ain t gettin nothin this christmas cause i ve been a bad little boy oh my grandma had to go to the hospital yeah but don t worry she s not really sick she just had a little trouble walking for awhile after i showed her my power ranger kick so i ain t gettin nothin this christmas not from mom or dad or brett or grandma they all say i ain t gettin nothin at all this christmas but they don t know my grandpa my grandpa d give me anything i want i bet boys will be boys that s what grandpa says lighten up bill he s just a little kid my grandpa calls my dad bill i just hope my grandpa doesn t find out who took his great big bertha golf clubs though it s true what they say about the great big bertha i can hit a rock farther with a great big bertha than with any of my dad s golf clubs even with the big dents i put in it that rock just goes and goes one rock went through miss wilcox s window wish it da hit that stupid cat i hate that cat1