your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks i twirl my mustache and laugh my evil laugh i stroke my cat and then i steeple my hands you hang above my smoking vat as i reveal my plans now just lie still and die while i try to decide what bad guy line applies to my diatribe how bout no mr bond i expect you to die or maybe kneel before zod or give yourself to the dark side from hell s heart i stab at thee or wait until they get a load of me how bout mirror mirror on the wall who s the fairest of them all fools none may challenge the will of doom i ll get you my pretty and your little dog too revenge is a dish best served cold i did it twenty minutes ago take whatever booty you can find but remember the beast is mine i m moving up to kidnapping you should be more polite ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight just when i thought i was out they pull me back in and call off christmas curses foiled again he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day should i say riddle me this or off with their heads resistance is futile you will be assimilated now while you hang there and consider your fate should i say release the hounds or just say ex ter min ate i have something to say it s better to burn out than to fade away by the way did i ever tell you how i got these scars i think the word you re looking for is aaaah i m sorry dave i m afraid i can t do that impressive but you are not a jedi yet it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again 