ladies and gentlemen one and all it is time for the night s main event tonight we ve a treat so please take your seat and please finish placing you bets for in moments dozens will enter and soon after dozens will fall till the very last left in the center shall be crowned the one ruler of all the claim to this crown s been disputed for years but now all will be settled at last all of the fallen defeated forever deleted this battle will be a blood bath the combatants are all the typefaces the arena s a word document and the best will take all in a contest that s called battlefont commence battlefont and we fight as the skies fill with cries tall till we fall and we die battlefont rages on and the strong will be gone done for there can only be one the odds on favor in battlefont is a titan who s knelt before no one he s the one they all know he s the star of the show and he goes by times new roman and the closest contenders who vie for his throne have so long awaited their chance courier s pacing and arial s patient but both have their base of fans and along with the others they gather and march on their way to enter the venue war faces cold they all stand in bold as they drop from a pull down menu once their all in and gates closed old times new roman he sneers left and right he says i ll see you in hell for when they ring that bell battlefont starts and we fight battlefont and we fight as the skies fill with cries tall till we fall and we die battlefont rages on and the strong will be gone done for there can only be one and instantly all the knights in the square turn their anger on one and with their bare hands they grab comic sans and they pound on that clown till he s done witnessing this jokerman gulps and he flees fearing ugly demise he runs away but like playbill and broadway the mob catches up and he dies all of the suave fonts niagara verdana tahoma all stand back to back all tall and thin needing numbers to win but get toppled by stocky impact and the crazy one wingdings leaps into the fray and the others all pause when he says with that windings is dead stencil cries charge no troops has he left so the war vet goes in alone lucida and georgia will die at his feet but century crushes his bones and fearsome old english with all of his spikes barbs and swords equals mighty effective but with blood in his teeth from a slain san serif even he falls to helvetica poor richard has grown very fearful and bookman increasingly stressed to dark and brooding bauhaus is unmoving he s better off dead then depressed the arena now littered with corpses the numbers grow thinner and thinner and a cursory scan of the carnage at hand seems to point to times as the winner of battlefont and we fight as the skies fill with cries tall till we fall and we die battlefont rages on and the strong will be gone done for there can only be one but wait not so fast cause when old times turns his back to wave to the crowd he is taken down by an arial attack arial s waited in silence for years at last it is his time to shine time s burial is the sign arial is the greatest font of our time we stand and cheer these results as we reset our default settings in mac and pc docs arial s now the only font battlefont and we fight as the skies fill with cries tall till we fall and we die 