i know it s near the knuckle but i can tell when i see a real man when it comes to reality i ve only just began you ve got a grasp of the real situation i just blunder about in a close approximation you know a lot of people you re always drinking with your friends arent you you know a lot of people when you ve got a lot to spend i m not a real woman i don t nod my head or patiently wait for your favours in bed i don t wear lace panties at waste away prices or bondage and scanties at masochist dances i m not a real woman i don t waggle my hips or flap my eyelids or shackle my lips and i m not a lemon so please don t squeeze my bits i m not a real woman i don t aim to please twinkle my knickers or garter my knees the nails on my fingers are tattered and torn i ve had dirty hands since the day i was born i m not a real woman i don t nod my head or patiently wait for your favours in bed and i m not a lemon so squeeze your own instead i m generous i m mean i m a law onto myself i just laugh at everything you say don t be surprised if i don t look into your eyes my eyes are on a million miles away i m not a real woman i won t cook your food i m not on page 3 drinking gin in the nude i m bored by your laundry i m bored by your jokes why don t you save them to tell to the blokes i don t need no favours i don t need to please i don t need no bozo to tickle my knees and i m no lamb chop so please don t fork my peas  i m generous i m mean i m a law onto myself i just laugh at everything you say don t be surprised if i don t look into your eyes my eyes are on a million miles away i m not a real woman i don t look divine i only like children some of the time and just like a man must be well hung to be a real woman you ve gotta be young hey your not so macho by the look of that bunch you can save your banana to eat with your lunch i m not a real woman i won t cook your food and i only want sex when i m in the mood i m generous i m mean i m a law onto myself and i just laugh at everything you say don t be surprised if i don t look into your eyes my eyes are on a million miles away i m not a real woman i won t cook your food and i only want sex when i m in the mood