buffalo bill whenever the landlord and landlady get beer drunk she comes down here and knocks on my door and i go down and drink beer with them they sing old time songs and he keeps drinking until he falls over backwards in his chair and i get up tilt the chair up and then he s back at the table again grabbing at a beer can the conversation always gets around to buffalo bill they think buffalo bill is very funny so i always ask what s new with buffalo bill oh he s in again they locked him up they came and got him why same thing only this time it was a woman from the jehovah s witness she rang his bell and was standing there talking to him and he showed her his thing you know she came down and told me about it and i told her why did you bother that man why did you ring his bell he wasn t doing anything to you but no she she had to go and tell the authorities and uh he phoned me from jail well i did it again why do you keep doin that i ask him i don t know he said i don t know what made me do that you shouldn t do that i told him i know i shouldn t do that he told me how many times has he done that i ask them oh god i dunno eight or ten times he s always doin it he s got a good lawyer though he s got a damn good lawyer who d you rent his place to oh we don t rent his place we always keep his place open for him we like him did i tell you the night he was drunk and out on the lawn naked and an airplane went overhead and he pointed to the lights all you could see was the taillights and stuff and he pointed to the lights and yelled i am god i put those lights in the sky no uh you didn t tell me about that have a beer first and i ll tell you about it i had a beer first