would you say that segway polo is the greatest sport ever invented yeah whoa yeah segway polo gotta hit the ball with the wooden mallet even the professionals don t know how to ride a segway scooter it s okay bro hug it out yeah hit the ball into the goal because that s how you win at segway polo this is the most intense sport i ve ever whoa that guy s wearing lederhosen yeah oh no there appears to be a dispute on the field this german dude is really pissed off dude chill out it s just segway polo kid rock was not paid enough to listen to your crap there s an ambulance in case you get a boo boo there s a merch table in case you want to buy crap electric unicycles pretty much kick ass this guy s going through a mid life crisis segway polo heck yeah kid rock heck yeah black people heck yeah bouncing boobies heck yeah this guy s waiting for some surprise butt s x here it comes look at me mom i m failing on the internet this guy s getting tired of playing segway polo because standing on a segway is very physically demanding oh snap it s tied have to go to a shoot out i m super excited they re super excited let s do this shoot miss shoot miss shoot miss shoot miss shoot whoa score you win now hump your teammate 