you are sultry dirty soft and hard you are close to me and you re so far and i m thinking of the time we spent together now i ll bury this in my backyard sometimes i sit and wonder but i ll never dial your number cause i m having fun looking out for number one and i m doing all the things i like to do i m having fun cause i knew it all along i d be better off without you you are guilty pretty high and low you re a place to stay and a time to go and i m searching through the things you left behind here now it s time for me to let it go sometimes i sit and wonder but i ll never dial that number cause i m having fun looking out for number one and i m doin all the things i like to do i m having fun cause i knew it all along i d be better off without you late at night you pick up the telephone call me up and cry cause you re all alone i don t care apologize for taking my cigarettes now it s time to feel all the side effects missing the life you had now i m having fun looking out for number one and i m doing all the things i like to do i m having fun cause i knew it all along i d be better off without you better off without you better off without you