every eleven minutes across the usa a man is a victim of cock blocking this action usually results in broken friendships the following is an example kool aiyyo jinx jinx hey whassup g kool this girl ll be here in a minute jinx uh huh kool the bitch got a nice ass and i m tryin to get in it jinx cool that s alright but why you tellin me this shit kool to make sure you don t mind jinx uh huh kool chillin out while i hit it jinx naww nigga i ll just turn on the tv set jinx get paid hit the skins get some pussy get your dick wet kool alright then because my dick is hard as hell ding dong ding dong kool the bitch is ringin on my bell opened the door whassup baby yo come on in here take a seat i ll introduce you to my friend now everything is going according to plan yo jinx this is debbie debbie this is jinx my man i went to the closet hung up her coat put up her hat yo jinx whassup later nigga i m goin to the back see ya i took her to the back closed the doors and i paused i m gonna get some drawers so we laid on the bed and i just smiled because i m dreamin about fuckin her doggystyle so i m thinkin bout some hints that i can slip her zipper sound fuck it i ll just pull down her zipper feelin her ass and damn the shit is soft aiyyo baby why don t you take your shirt and pants off i got the whore ready to let a nigga score knocking yo who the fuck is at my door knocking now she s annoyed and boy i got some luck i cracked the door yo jinx what the fuck is up aiyyo g man i just y know i wanna get some water and shit you know i m kind of thirsty knahmsayin homey heh heh what water nigga go head go and get it aight now leave me the fuck alone so i can hit it aight thanks man so then i slammed the door shut door slams i turned around this bitch is pullin her pants back on her butt nah chill yo he ain t comin back no more i pulled her pants back down and threw em on the floor whoosh i m tryin to convince her but the shit didn t work so now i m here playin tug of war with her shirt rips yeah don t worry that same shit won t happen twice knocking aiyyo g man where s the ice shit didn t even get my jock in knocking cause niggas like jinx is cock blocking  now you know this just don t make no kind of sense blockin my cock like a god damn fence and for the life of me i didn t know why blockin my cock like a god damn fence thinkin of a bitch i could be hittin for no salary so i called valerie found out the bitch was babysittin the baby s parents went to europe and i could see her now suckin my dick and lickin my nut like it was maple syrup she said come over i m alone and i was knockin at the door before the bitch hung up the phone hey whassup baby you know i miss you whassup yeah that s some shit you gotta say to get your dick into the pussy tissue went in the house and had a seat the little boy put fifty motherfuckin toys by my feet smashin up my ankles with tonka jeeps i wish this little motherfucker d take his ass to sleep now my leg got crazy scratches i said here you wanna play i gave his ass a book of matches i couldn t even get a rap without this little motherfucker jumpin his ass into my bitch s lap i started rubbin on her curves but i m mad because this little brat is gettin on my nerves i pulled the bitch up by her hand what s the matter baby aiyyo whydon tcha get rid of little man alright baby she took me to a room that was dark hey come in here i was undressin on the way to get a head start and then i let to door shut lifted up her skirt and started feelin on to whore s butt suckin on her titties like candy five minutes later had her comin in her panties now she s ready for the dick yo you ready bitch well first take a lick down on her knees is where she dropped suckin on and suckin on and suckin on my cock bust that nut that s what i m hopin then yo all of a sudden the door flew wide open what the hell is this about child crying she jumped up in a flash and took my dick out of her mouth yeah the little nigga s throwin a fit talkin about he s hungry and shit wait a minute baby let me get up so i can feed him but i felt like takin off my belt and beat him he already gave my leg a cut now the little bastard is fuckin up my nut shit didn t even get to let off so i picked up one of his ninja turtle dolls and pulled the head off yeah motherfucker now we even forty five minute passed the bitch ain t back fuck it i m leavin i got dressed and put my hat back on my head later bitch no wait baby drop dead what and by the way thanks a lot and uhh fuck you and that little nigga for cock blockin now you know this just don t make no kind of sense blockin my cock like a god damn fence and for the life of me i didn t know why blockin my cock like a god damn fence so all you niggas with the helmets and shoulderpads stay the fuck away from me word up the next time you wanna block nigga try out for the jets baby word up yo that nigga polo s cock blockin like a motherfucker that nigga jinx is cock blockin my dancers are straight up roadblocks n shit that nigga bill blass has been cock blockin all his life and that nigga eric b s cock blockin