hey fellas have you heard the news oh these girls are tired of being misused i seen it all in a dream last night they re leaving this town cause we don t treat em right they re leaving here they re going two by two they re leaving here they re going two by two babe someday someday and it won t be long these girls will be singing a happy song two fine women is a wonderful thing but the way we treat em is a crying shame woah leaving two by two i said they re leaving here yeah leaving two by two you fellas gonna change your ways they ll be leaving this town in a matter of days well the girls all think we ought to treat em true seen fellas running round with someone new they re leaving here leaving two by two well they re leaving here yeah leaving two by two  someday someday and it won t be long well all of these true fine girls will be gone i seen it all in a dream last night they ll be leaving this town cause we don t treat em right oh they ll be leaving leaving two by two leaving two by two yeah 