my momma talkin to me tryin to tell me how to live but i don t listen to her cause my head is like a sieve my daddy he disowned me cause i wear my sister s clothes he caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose my basketball coach he done kicked me off the team for wearin high heel sneakers and actin like a queen the world s comin to an end i don t even care as long as i can have a limo and my orange hair and it don t bother me if people think i m funny cause i m a big rock star and i m makin lots of money money money money money money money ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i m so bloody rich ha ha ha ha i own apartment buildings and shopping centers ha ha ha ha and i only know three chords ha ha ha ha