joe bob was as rough as they come and prone to blow his stack kenny dean was in the suicide scene and sneakin behind joe s back sneakin around with joe s girl june she liked the boys in the band and when they all got together on saturday night it was easy to understand why they called it saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club there s drinking and dancing to the music of bobby lee and the blackjacks it was saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club if you was looking for some trouble you could find it i guarantee now the owner of the place was a man named jack and he wouldn t take talkin back he was married to a woman named mae she took up the slack he knocked ya out and she d drag ya out and leave ya in the parking lot and when you d wake up in the mornin with a busted head you re just happy that was all you got come saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club they was drinking and dancing to the music of bobby lee and the blackjacks it was saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club if you was looking for some trouble you could find it i guarantee well the night that joe bob found out that kenny dean was sneakin around with june he caught bobby lee in the band in the middle of an old hank william s tune and bobby lee cried out your cheatin heart that was just the spark it took and when the fighting got started everybody took part and that whole damn building shook til the sheriff came out and he stomped about hauled everybody to jail when the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears he turned a whiter shade of pale he said good god ya ll what s happened here somebody started world war iii kenny dean just grinned the best he could and said your honor it seems to me like it was just another  saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club they was drinking and dancing the music of bobby lee and the blackjacks it was saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club if you was looking for some trouble you could find it i guarantee lord if you was looking for some trouble you could find it i guarantee