well i saw something weird when i was lying in my bed la la la la la la la la la la a baby s arm was sprouting out of my head la la la la la la la la la la it picked up a pen and wrote me this note it said i ll get you when i m old enough to grab you by the throat and it was weird something weird happened to me when i was on a dinner date la la la la la la la la la la my main course chicken started dancing on the plate la la la la la la la la la la it leapt from the table and landed on my knees started peeling off its skin in a sickly strip tease and it was weird it seems to me that that is something something weird and it was weird it seems to me that it s something something weird i used to go to church and have a very weird time la la la la la la la la la la they made me drink blood but they said that it was wine la la la la la la la la la la then they said that i was evil and told me to repent but they couldn t even tell me what that weird word meant and it was weird if you re asking me that is something something weird and that is weird if you re asking me that is something something weird the something weirds are happening while i sing this song la la la la la la la la la la the melody is changing and the chords are all wrong la la la la la la la la la la i try to carry on but to my great surprise i find that i have turned into a couple of guys and that is weird it seems to me that it s something something weird and it is weird it seems to me that it s something something weird la la la la la come on baby baby now la la la la la something weird la la la la la come on baby baby now something weird something weird something weird something weird