he s an ol altar boy lying out there in the street he s an ol alter boy bound up in leather and chains that s why i m feeling so blue i m an old altar boy what about you now i can order in latin make em au gratin joe i m an old altar boy that s why i m so depressed i never got the rest of the dream just the ritual now i m habitual majoring in crimes that are unspeakable cause i m an old altar boy that s what happened to me i m an old altar boy he s hoping he can meet a woman dressed like a nun he knows there s got to be some around here drinking across from the church a little father cribari wine on a sunday morn time i m an old altar boy why is he winking at this time in his life he never took a wife cause he s an old altar boy oh yeah what about you 