now why are we discussing these home fires here let us clearify a few things and speak of these fires in depth cause evidently you are not receiving the true message i am sending out here now we do have two kinds of fires going on i have a fire and you had a fire cause you see your fire has just about burned out it could be that you been flicking your bic so much elsewhere until you done run out of fuel now i don t know this all i know is this house is cold there hasn t even been any ashes in this fireplace recently and i am about to add a third fire an outside fire now this fire has not yet started because i thought you should know the consequences of getting a fire started on the outside now i am not talking about dropping a lil lit match somewhere on a wet day i am talking bout burning down a whole damn county smokey the bear would hate me after this now only you can prevent this forest fire you can start by getting the fire started right here i don t mean just one of them little smoke signals cause your name ain t geronimo now either you do this or there gonna be enough sparks flying around here that the whole neighborhood gonna think its the 4th of july cause i m declaring my independence my right for a man to offer me a tipparillo oh yes i m gonna be smoking now i know you don t want this to happen cause once you get an outside fire started you can t control it every time you think you ve just about smothered it a good gust of wind come through and set that mickey dickey on fire again and you could end up with a wildfire and wildfires do have a tendency to spread oh no don t think you can start a fire across town and its gonna stay over there if you mess around and get burnt its gonna beat you home ain t no need to be telling your old lady nothing bout i can t do nothing this week baby i was lifting something down too heavy at the job and i got a strain no buddy the strain gonna be on your ass cause you done messed around and let these outside fires heat your house and when an outside fire spread all the way to your house ooh lord you wake up one morning and your house is on fire building collapsing down around your ass and you in trouble i ain t bullshitting you in trouble boy i m talking about the heat is on mmmhmmm oh yeah and when that much heat get in your house niagra falls couldn t put that mickey dickey out and strange things start happening around the house and then you come home one day lo and behold there s a different kind of log in the fireplace a log bigger than yours a longer log than yours and it just burns for hours even after the log burned down the coals stay lit then you know your ass in trouble its time for you to gather your twigs and split now i wanna tell you something hear me this is what is about to happen in our situation i been checking out the logs in the neighborhood nice logs in fact there s a whole god damn forest out there and i am ready with my axe to chop down the first tree i see baby i want you to know this so what i suggest you do here if you wanna keep these home fires burning is do like they do when they go downtown shopping if you see something you want and you don t have the money or it might be a little too expensive or whatever the case right now now ain t the time for you to get it if you really want it you oughta put it in lay away