girl i m gonna take you on a date tonight so put on your sexy dress and meet me in my chambers by the firelight this night is gonna be the best of your life oh yeah the mood is right you look more beautiful than poetry can describe by the way do you mind if ninja brian joins us he s promised not to kill anyone oh never mind it s a party of three it s just you and me and a psychotic ninja every girl s dream don t make sudden movements good evening would you like an appetizer ahg oh brian do you see what i mean nothing s more romantic than a murder in the second degree you ll be convinced though i m sensing you re not totally on board with this was it the murder thing yeah i thought it might be now it s after dinner and we re out at the club i m grinding up against you and i m starting to chub oh you know girl we re makin it work while brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk there were 300 people at this club brian killed 297 so that leaves us with a  party of three if human life were a keyboard he d be gluing down control alt delete don t make direct eye contact yo i m the dj who wants to dance ahg ok brian we get it girl you re looking at me like your feeling sick i ll take you home and give you vitamin p that stands for penis nothing will come between us brian lay down a tasty bridge damn girl we had such a great night it s a shame more bystanders couldn t have survived we re going back to my place where we re gonna make love at the moment of completion i ll release a flock of doves let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations there s gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration ending in the culmination of elation consummation there s just one thing i think i forgot to mention ninja brian s gonna be there giving us his full attention cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace with a ninja staring at us three inches from your face it s a party of three welcome to my kingdom of slamalot you are the new queen please take your throne together we ll rule this majestic bedroom alone oh hey brian i think we all can agree it s time for me to plow your fields and sow the seeds of a new family tree we re young and free come on baby it s just you and me and ninja brian