every year i have the same question something that puts me so very uptight where does santa get all those gifts from why is he riding so late at night i know why the kid is high the kid is stoned cause he smokes i said i said he smokes oh he smokes everyone should have a peace at least once a year but he s an institution we d like it like he is what would ever happen if he gave some to the kids oh i know i know old santa smokes mistletoe every year there s something that s in me something that i cannot ignore why does santa come down the chimney if he were cool he would come through the door but i know why the kid is high look at him he s stoned he s stoned out of his mind oh he smokes i said i said he smokes oh he smokes everyone should have peace at least once a year he s an institution we like him like he is what would ever happen if he gave some to the kids oh i know i know he s smoking that ol mistletoe oh yes he is mm mm mm mmm oh i know i know he s high well yes he is oh look at him up there in the sky i know why the kid is high he s stoned he s stoned he s stoned out of his mind oh he smokes look at him i know he s high cause he smokes everyone should have a peace at least once a year but he s an institution we like him like he is what would ever happen if he gave some to the kids oh he smokes every christmas even though the man he gets high then he gets out and he rides up in the sky taking toys to the kids feeling so good and i know he s high stoned clear out of his mind look out of your winda and you ll see him ridin riding so high spreading joy