cherchez la femme there s always a woman to spoil the illusion the rotten banana that ruins the bunch there s always a woman who causes confusion there s nothing as low as a woman we must lunch love to noonish tomorrow today my place mine there s always a woman the one disappointment the note that goes sour and gums up the tune the ant at the picnic the fly in the ointment there s nothing so slow as a woman ring me soon love to voir leaving i thought i know i tried it s always a woman the counterfeit check the snake in the woodpile the pain in the neck the sand in the oyster that isn t a pearl there s nothing as low as a woman darling girl pet lamb dove fish the run in the stocking the snag in the zipper the weather in london the water in france it s always a woman it s jacqueline the ripper there s nothing as low as a woman shall we dance waltz rhumba cancan tango schottische gavotte cha cha tap bolero polka bridge two hearts three clubs i pass there s always a woman a crimp in the writing the hole in the sidewalk the gum on the shoe she almost looks human it must be the lighting whatever it is it s a woman how are you fine pity it s always a woman the hand in the hill the five dollar diamond the three dollar bill a genius for trickery that s second to none there s nothing as low as a woman isn t this fun lovely charming delicious stunning fabulous gorgeous exquisite a knife would be perfect a gun would be perfect it s quick and it s quiet at least i could try it i hear they do wonders and you can do wonders with poisonous gas with silvers of glass there s always the quarry there s always curare she d never be found i have some around a noose is efficient bamboo is efficient she won t make a sound as long as it s ground whatever will do it whatever will do it if anything will if anything will there s nothing as low as a woman sneak thief cheat crook frump fake bore bag leech crone witch ghoul police shoot to kill 