i believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night and not be afraid for their lives and i believe a woman has the right to choose what happens to her body without suffering the judgement of the conservative right and i believe a woman has the right to wear the clothes she likes without being treated like dirt and i think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic as the measure of a woman s worth i m ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects fuck i love boobs though i just really love them fuck i love boobs though i just want to rub them they re just so jooby they make me feel groovy i would rather watch boobs than a movie ba doop e do i just really love boobs i believe the people are entitled to basic human rights whether they re rich or they re poor and i believe a world where no children are starving is a world worth fighting for and i try to remind myself even when i m struggling how incredibly lucky i am and i don t think it s okay that the luxuries i crave should come at the expense of my fellow man i m sure i could do a little more to alleviate the suffering of the poor fuck i love boobs though i just really love them i don t really mind if i am behind below or above them they re just so jubbly they make me feel lovely i would rather own boobs than a pub ba doop e do i just really love boobs i believe the planet that we live in is a living organism and we must treat her carefully i don t think we should assume we can go on consuming her resources indefinitely the world s not a bottomless pit and we can all do our little bit fuck i love boobs though i just really care for em they are equally fun when they re twenty one or octogenarian they re just so flappy they make me feel happy i would rather eat boobs than a bap ba doop e doop de do i just really love boobs evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock like protrusions designed to tempt men in situations when they can t get a glimpse of your bum i find such hypotheses dumb it s like the one that says lipstick is for making your lips look more like the lips of a happy vagina since they said that i can t look my great aunt in the eye why d they have to say that oh why from the first little suck of colostrum to the grope of the nurse in the old people s hostel we re just fucking monkeys in shoes and i will always love boobs i will always love boobs1