can you hear it in the distance can you sense it far away is it old rudolph the reindeer is it santa on his sleigh it s heading up to easington it s coming down the tyne oh it s bloody maggie thatcher and michael heseltine so merry christmas maggie thatcher may god s love be with you we all sing together in one breath merry christmas maggie thatcher we all celebrate today cos it s one day closer to your death they ve come to raid your stockings and to steal your christmas pud but don t be too downhearted it s all for your own good the economic infrastructure must be swept away to make way for business parks and lower rates of pay so merry christmas maggie thatcher may god s love be with you we all sing together in one breath merry christmas maggie thatcher we all celebrate today cos it s one day closer to your death and they ve brought their fascist bootboys and they ve brought the boys in blue and the whole trade union congress will be at the party too and they ll all hold hands together all standing in a line cos they re privatising santa this merry christmas time so  merry christmas maggie thatcher may god s love be with you we all sing together in one breath merry christmas maggie thatcher we all celebrate today cos it s one day closer to your death merry christmas maggie thatcher may god s love be with you we all sing together in one breath merry christmas maggie thatcher we all celebrate today cos it s one day closer to your death oh my darling oh my darling oh my darling heseltine you re a tosser you re a wanker and you re just a tory swine1