hello ladies and gentlemen i m hally neilson from btt television and tonight is the night we ve all waited for tonight i bring you my exclusive interview with oj simpson and as an added bonus guest good friend of his ike turner has come to join him now let s start oj can you tell everyone where your from straight outta compton and when you got rich where did you move straight outta compton ike where are you from brooklyn zoo now ike it seems that oj has stolen alot of your thunder with the domestic violence issue how do you rate yourself i m the king now oj i know your in therapy but when was the last time you actually hit nicole 1989 and what did she say whoo ha whoo ha oj what first attracted you to nicole i like big butts and i cannot lie what was she wearing pumps and a bump pumps and a bump we like the girls with the pumps and a bump now oj this is the question all my viewers want an answer to oj why did you run murder was the case that they gave me so your in the back of the bronco gun to your head just my own curiosity but what was ac saying don t don t don t don t now oj of course you know that alot of people are upset that you re a free man what about haraldo what do you have to say to haraldo i m gonna knock you out mama said knock you out and what about nicole do you still think about nicole when i m alone in my room sometimes i stare at the wall and in the back of my mind i hear my conscious call now if you ll excuse me oj let s just move to ike for a moment now when you married tina and you delivered your vows certainly you said something i m sure that was wonderful and loving and beautiful what are some of the things that you said i keep my foot in your ass and wouldn t give a fuck get out her pocket bitch you gettin beat up now certainly ike you can t be all bad what was your childhood like i used to have alot of bitches now oj there was a mountain of evidence against you including a footprint what kind of shoes were you wearing my adidas now johnnie cochran of course we know that he came up with the wacky little slogan if it doesn t fit you must acquit now are there any other silly slogans that he brought to your attention too legit too legit to quit now how do you feel about the lapd fuck the police now what was the most polite thing that mark fuhrman ever said to you nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga please now oj certainly you never took the stand but had you taken the stand what would you have said give me something you can t understand or i can just kill a man did you just admit to the crime don t quote me boy cuz i ain t sayin shit now oj ike were about to wrap this up right here do you have any last words see you at the crossroads crossroads crossroads 