okay here s a a commercial i wrote for some pay television people for a little money talking pay t v i guess they re going to play over in denver and milwaukee denver walkin down to denver town i watched the western sun go down thought that i would stop a while switch around my tv dial got some free tv only price was a little boredom well i m not sure about my taste but it seemed that tv land was a waste i saw thirty westerns thirty private eyes thirty doctors operated before my eyes none of the operations was successful though it s hard to operate with so much violence around well every few minutes they d take a break for a profound message on a stomach ache they sold cures for dandruff milk from the farm perfume for my underarms i ve had enough i m stickin to greasy kid stuff well the blood and gore was upon the floor and i couldn t hardly stand no more so i walked outside to get some air a theater owner was standing there carryin a picket sign said pay tv was un american he said i m against that pay tv i ve much rather have people pay me a dollar for parking two for the show three for the baby sitter there you go get to see a wide screen spectacular hercules meets godzilla audience meets nausea  well pay tv is fine to see you get much better quality broadway shows heavyweight fights first run movies every night viewers of denver unite you have nothing to lose but commercials well people are afraid of something new they laughed at planes before they flew you know you only get just what you buy so give that pay tv a try remember families that pay together stay together