now i ve got a gal from new orleans she s the prettiest little thing that you ever have seen she s got a cute little walk with a hippity hop she s big at the little and bottom at the top no help wanted no help wanted i can handle this job all by myself well i love my baby she s a little bitty booger cute as a button and sweet as sugar i m gonna buy her a diamond ring and we ll get married in the spring no help wanted no help wanted i can handle this job all by myself now she calls me her little piggy wiggy and i call her my little thing a ma jiggy every time i ask her to kiss i hear a little voice sound something like this no help wanted no help wanted i can handle this job all by myself well i m a gonna take her honky tonking tonight and we re gonna do everything up right when the music starts we re gonna swing and sway we re gonna dance till the break of day no help wanted no help wanted i can handle this job all by myself