i been warped by the rain driven by the snow i m drunk and dirty but don t ya know i m still willin drivin on the road late at night i see my pretty alice in every head light alice dallas alice and i ve been from tuscon to tucumcari tehachapi to tonapah i ve driven every kind of rig that s ever been made driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign i ll be willin to be movin well i ve been kicked by the wind robbed by the sleet i had my head stoved in but i m still on my feet and i m still willin and i smuggled some smokes and folks from mexico get baked by the sun every time i go to mexico and i ve been from tuscon to tucumcari tehachapi to tonapah i ve driven every kind of rig that s ever been made driven the back roads so i wouldn t get weighed and if you give me weed whites and wine and you show me a sign i ll be willin to be movin 