calling paris come in london come in new york hello rio the bad news is the world is ending the good news is there s a party but you better get here quick when you feel like a written off actor on deadwood about to get fed to the pigs when that preacher s bus from hell blastin just cowbell parks itself in front of your gigs there s a place you can go called tierra del fuego down in the southern hemisphere it s kinda troy without helen past the straits of magellan and things are always looking up down here cause there s a party at the end of the world where the locals do the tango twirl forget the temples in nepal cancel the fete in montreal there s a party at the end of the world well it seems like i ve run out of reasons to be here so i m just gonna steal from myself if your attitude s appalling there s a latitude that s calling get yourself past that continental shelf now the band that we hired is playing quite inspired singing eskimos and eunuchs from bangkok and the location s so nice we ll never run out of ice cause antarctica is just around the block there s a party at the end of the world where the locals do that tango twirl now don t make that big mistake a and wind up with miss jamaica at the party at the end of world  flying machines yellow submarines french girls in cowboy dcor d accord rsvp isn t needed you see and they all just be screaming for more amour in case you haven t heard things are getting quite absurd no one really shocks us that s for sure roadside bombers and tsunamis oh god how i miss those commies no one really plays fair anymore but i ve spoken to the yogis had some meetings with my roadies who tell me that arrangements are complete just below the roaring forties i am going to fly some sorties so you best reserve that cherished window seat to the party at the end of the world where the locals do that tango twirl i don t care about the rapture when there s native girls to capture there s a party at the end of the world who cares if there s no playa we ll be rocking in ushuaia at the party at the end you surely must attend the party at the end of the world