by mc lars music by mc lars pj mccombs they burned down troy to get you back young thing beauty queen baby got back they burned down troy to get you back young thing beauty queen baby got back since the dawn of time its always been true hot girls guys will do anything for you its not misogyny because men are dumb unfortunately we always succumb paris met this girl on his trip to sparta and gave her more power than the magna carta 36 24 36 see helen of troy rocking size double d he said hey baby lets flee to troy ill be your boy toy forget the hoi polloi so youre married to a king who runs ancient greece they doesnt scare me and they sailed northeast he said love conquers all her husband said conquer this demolishing troy with 1000 angry ships loves a battlefield so paris got iced helen married his brother and thats not very nice hot girls will make guys do really stupid things hot girls will make guys do really stupid things hot girls will make guys do really stupid really stupid girls will make guys do really stupid things there was lady macbeth beautiful red hair who pushed her man to be a king and millionaire he said im a thane there is none higher she said become king and theyll call you sire the murder rampage his wife inspired and he didnt stop killing till he retired remember john hinckley jr he fell for jodie foster in 1980 he tried to join the roster of lee harvey oswald and john wilkes booth stepping up to bat like babe ruth to win jodies heart with sweet innovation attempting presidential public assassination busting caps in ronald reagan like he was 50 cent like look jodie i love you his romantic intent but reagan survived and they locked hinckley away and jodie wont return his calls to this very day  and ill put it on the table the ladies get me too i fall for them at shows but wait im not through i knew this girl named dana who lived in carmel valley brunette with green eyes a young kirstie alley you think you know someone when you talk about life when she lives down the road when you come home from school thats nice we hung out over break there was tension in the air but then i went on tour so what so there she called me in seattle and i called her back she said i cant wait to see you so how about that i drove down south to see her feeling kind of good it something good should happen then i thought it would but i got a flat tire and then i got lost i got stuck in traffic and i was breathing exhaust i showed up we hung out she showed me her dorm she gave me a hug welcoming and warm she said stay the night its too late to drive back p s were just friends okay what whack and heres the worse part i left my favorite shirt on her floor public enemy the enemy strikes black geeze this song serves as a lesson for any guy whos done stupid things for a girl like if you let her borrow your acoustic guitar you got when you were twelve and learned all these songs on and then didnt get back from her because you went to college and she went to seattle and you didnt see her and she wouldnt get the guitar back to you because apparently she gave you something stupid which was of equal value but not really because that guitars really nice it was made in brazil and it has nice nylon strings thats what im talking about