my lover was a rich man he d come home late at night with his shoes untied and i d i would greet him at the door and kiss him on the cheek and he d go out i wouldn t see him for a week and i d play hide and seek with our dogs and our cat in the basement and they would never peek but they would always cheat and smell me from the distance my neighbor was an asshole one night he revved up his car inside the garage and it made such a racket that i couldn t sleep and i was pissed but too lazy to do anything so i went downstairs and curled up on the couch with the cat we watched a sitcom about a man with a pretty girlfriend who s all that oh my psycho speak will never cease i went downstairs and curled up on the couch with the cat