hey there little kids my name s jared i m a friend can i eat a sandwich with you how bout a footlong wheat or white what kinda bread help me squeeze the mayo out this tube got my mind on your body and your body s only 9 have a taste of my teriyaki sauce you wanna try don t tell your mother kiss the cucumber it s time for supper i m the footlong lover 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong put me down you scream and start to cry don t be scared just have a little bite i m jared i m the subway guy let s do a line i m the footlong lover  guess how many kids i could fit in these pants have you had the meatballs they re good yes i like my subs like i like my women i like them 6 and 12 yeah got my mind on your body and your body s only 9 add some chips and a drink for just 1 99 go get your brother i got a boner would you like that toasted i m the footlong lover 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong take a bath with me and close the blinds here s some ranch you got it in your eye i tuck my shirt in all the time now you know why i m the footlong lover 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong shhh i gotta boner uhh i ll have the kids meal with extra kids got my mind on your body and your body s only 9 c mon guys even michael jackson got three second chances have a taste of my minisub it grows into a grinder how about if i go through your craigslist history wanna know what my favourite sub is turkey ham eat this double meaty yummy sub tell your parents that you played outside chicken s still in the microwave each fuckin time i m the footlong lover turkey ham i m the footlong lover i like kids is that a fuckin crime no please don t fuckin start to cry or you will die i m the footlong lover 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong i m the footlong lover2