just once i dont want to hump tonight why cant we hang out and talk pie is a delightful treat lets share a slice together then you and i can say goodnight and wander into a dream just once i dont want to kiss and hug tonight on the rug by the side of some firelight glass of wine soft music the whole nine yards you shuffle kama sutra illustrated tarot cards you sing tough luck buddy this is your fate then you render prediction that you and i are to mate that itll be great you point out it always is so i should take off my clothes so you can give me the biz i say ms please tarry desist for a spell you know that youre my very number one mademoiselle and im luckier than i can describe to have a woman of your caliber ever give me the eye still try to see it from my position you have such a high sexiness coefficient and though the flesh is willing my spirit is weak i keep imagining an evening when i dont get freaked just once i dont want to hump tonight why cant we hang out and talk pie is a delightful treat lets share a slice together then you and i can say goodnight and wander into a dream why cant we just hold hands at the cinema we hump twice in the handicap stall minimum before the previews roll then the popcorn hole in the bottom subtleties these are not em the keys glad i brought em youre cuffing yourself to the custodial closets utility shelf futility melts into purpose i play the warden one more time youre inordinately fine now by my measurements youve had a few os why dont we just treasure it cuddle and rub noses put clothes on and on and dont stop till were totally clad then my soul could be glad to have a moment in your company without all the moans maybe replenish some atp settle our bones dulcet tones share feelings ideas and views how come you want me for my body when my brain is so huge  just once i dont want to hump tonight why cant we hang out and talk pie is a delightful treat lets share a slice together then you and i can say goodnight and wander into a dream