there s a million ways to die inside a bowser castle a million ways to fail you can fall on spikes or drown in some lava ride skull trains that derail there s a million ways to die inside a bowser castle by thwomp or rocky wrench rebounding koopa shell a magic spell a lift that fell conveyor belt a pipe above a muncher filled trench you might get crushed or burned or hit with a fish you may get squashed or bitten by a boo you may be hammered bro or greeted by five hundred lakitu you may slip on ice be shot in the face or simply sprung off a ledge in mid jump despite how hard you may try it s sure that you ll die from blocks and from bills and a blooper that flies that s why a million ways to die reside in bowser s castle like saws and fire chains a walking bomb a stack of towering dry bones that time you went insane and every trap you find inside of any bowser castle creates a lethal maze beware this super star this koopa car this bratty baby troopa czar it s quite the fiendish hastle to survive in bowser s castle due to every castle s killing you a mill ion ways 