baby we ve been together for so long and i just don t know why you continue to do me the way you wanna do me i checked your cell phone and i saw a number i didn t notice he called on that so somethin tells me either yo mama done change her number or you cheatin how could you do this to me after all these years girl i don t know what in the fuck you think this is always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home sorry girl you busted now i saw the number on yo cell phone you cheatin you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall skeet skeetin heavy breathing now i m leavin you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall skeet skeetin heavy breathing now i m leavin oh lord but this time it s different i know i ain t trippin i looked in the cell phone saw another man s digits no she got the two thousand minute plan callin her minuteman i m packin the kids up we gone in the minivan mr biggs you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall to the wall oh you killing me skeet skeetin heavy breathing no percy now i m leavin no no no oh my gawd hod no you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall skeet skeetin give it another chance percy heavy breathing now i m leavin no no let me count the ways that i loved you girl  i say one two three four five really wanted you to be my wife and i say six seven eight nine ten really wanted you to be my friend and i say eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen can t think of nothing that rhyme wit fifteen oh lord the background singers just messed up well tell me where we gonna go you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall skeet skeetin heavy breathing now i m leaving you was cheatin caught you creepin to the window to the wall skeet skeetin heavy breathing now i m leavin whoo thank you thank you minstrel show we love you minstrel show thank ya i m percy miracles mr biggs you sound so wonderful baby thank you thank you hi this is devon callender out of brooklyn new york and you re watching the biggest colored show on earth the minstrel show 1