i got off the couch and i looked outside it was a pretty shitty vision and i almost cried all the shit heads and posers you know nothing s changed at all i wanna write a song but i m missing a string i wanna write a book but i don t know anything at all we got in the van and we went way out figured shit couldn t get any worse anyhow but it turned out to be more baloney i lost my poor meatball i lost my best friend i lost my mind a thousand times over again could it really happen to me you got a crummy crummy life now and it s a crummy crummy world and everything will go wrong but if we party on we re gonna have a ball the clowns on my couch are bringing me down can t kill myself with everyone hangin around i guess that s ok i d miss you too much anyway you know i don t wanna miss it if it ever gets rad sometimes i like 2 sit drink just 2 think be sad what can i say there s a butthole in my brain yeah a butthole in my brain there s something wrong with everything my head s a ball and chain i walked by the house where we used to live you know i thought a million things took a piss on it what can i say yeah crummy crummy life now and it s a crummy crummy world everything will go wrong and then we ll party on