announcer ladies and gentlemen brian regan cheering brian alright how ya doin folks feedback it s like you re al sittin there hey pal you got some jokes laughing why don t you start crankin em out circus boy laughing it s good to be here just tryin to go through life without looking stupid laughing it s not workin out too well laughing sometimes you ll say the wrong thing at the right time and feel stupid somethin like you tow laughing i was gettin out of a cab at the airport and the ddriver goes hey have a nice flight you tow laughing you too you have a nice flight too in case you ever fly someday laughing don t even look at me i m a moron laughing don t know when to say the you too phrase laughing can t handle it laughing i never learn you know a waitress will bring my meal hey enjoy your meal you tow laughing but you don t have one do ya i m a dufus laughing if you do eat enjoy it when you eat it if you have a break or something later laughing if you get an opportunity that s all i m tryin to say laughing that s all that i m drivin at really if you think about it laughing that s all laugihng you ever start to say somethin and in the middle of what you re sayin you decide to say somethin else completely laughing you know there s already words out there laughing these friends were leaving the other day and i started to say hey take care and i decided to say good luck instead like halfway through you know laughing so it came out neither see you later brian take luck laughing take luck and care take care of the luck good luck take care of the the luck that you might have laughing if you have luck take it care for it take luck care of it when you take luck care of brian shouting gibberish laughing be sure you re seein them again laughing so how do you know that guy back ther huh laughing i m always puttin my foot in my mouth i don t stop to think you know oh no words are coming out oh no laughing i m not thinkin of what i said laughing like i met this woman recently i could ve sworn she was pregnant let me tell ya crowd aw s i know now laughing i think the rule is don t guess at that ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever laughing somethin like that when you have enough evers memorized you know so i say hey when s that ba by due you ever feel a word coming out but it s to late to stop it laughing it s it s comin out and loud oh hey when s that ba by due baby laughing what baby weird authentic brian regan sounds laughing at the zoo that the pandas laughing the neigbors are tryin to have one you know thought we d talk about talk about the fluffy zoo animals i hear they get them over there you can you know look at em laughing if you want touch em laughing have you ever guessed somebody s gender wrong cause no recoverin from that laughing you just gotta move on cause you ain t wrigglin outta nothin ya know laughing hey uh excuse me sir ma am ok laughing ok bye bye human laughing bye person nice to mmet you individual laughing i can t remeber names and i m always tryin to do the nickname thing to get out of it everybody knows what you re tryin to pull you know hey buckaroo laughing my name s not buckaroo sure sure it is pardner laughing some people get really upset if you get their names wrong especially is they have a name that s similar to another name carolin and caroline they got a thing about that man don t get that wrong cause they re gonna drill ya laughing hey carol in it s caroline it s caroline brian laughing it s brion laughing yes my name is brion it s very hard to say my name correctly laughing cause my name is brionnga laughing can you say that very few can correctly laughing end