i m just a plumber bummin in the shadow of my brother clean your house of cobwebs any present i can plunder i m a little nervous afraid of dark rooms and dark moons suck up spirits with my vacuum my mustache gets mad poon i m the guy in green i can jump higher than the others not a hater i m good natured not easily angered like my brother who has strangely gone missing for what seems like the second time i was eating cookies and milk now i m fucking filthy with slime professor elva needs my helping in the valley evershade i collect in a clever way because i m never paid professor prefers the paranormal always seeking out the truth i quiver lots and his liver spots tingle at his single tooth he hooks me up with hunting gear repurposed household items a vacuum and a flashlight doesn t change the fact i m frightened my brother s chasing girls in sunny worlds he s dedicated never prepared for sliding stairs always scared and pixelated a manor and a mansion a tower and a mine a clock with mummies underneath a fleet of freaks to find ghosts that once had eyes are no longer pacified i have to try that s my life but it s the kind that s asinine i m just a plumber bummin in the shadow of my brother clean your house of cobwebs any present i can plunder i m a little nervous afraid of dark rooms and dark moons suck up spirits with my vacuum my mustache gets mad poon spooky as fuck mansions gloomy tut tombs make a mustache man sadly miss mushrooms once pursued on a cube by a room full of boos now i m held in your hands like a damn vacuum back to the lab where i get graded on ghosts they re put in a vault it s my fault i suppose then back to the map it s macabre and malignant rob me of my dignity these imps are indignant so many pesky poltergeists pugnacious and persistent afraid of spiders plants and mice not toads they re my assistants this creepy crib is lucrative i suck up cash and hearts still stead losin getting bruised wish i was cruising in my kart i m just a plumber bummin in the shadow of my brother clean your house of cobwebs any present i can plunder i m a little nervous afraid of dark rooms and dark moons suck up spirits with my vacuum my mustache gets mad poon didn t ask for the secret passage i fear forbidden zones polterpups instead of 1 ups if i find the hidden bones wish i could ciao but for now i m wanted in a haunted house i d rather be a racoon or a cat that says meow no teammates cept my boss who s a little off his rocker i m all alone inside his home except for several stalkers they hide in suits of armor they rest in chests and drawers their abetting s got me sweating it s upsetting to my pores an explorer s expansive mansion is where the tension builds his exhibits make me livid rather hide than ride these thrills been in jungles been in deserts i ve seen mammoths on the ice seens sights out of sight till i used my dark light device the crew has got a king he s the type that likes lightning strikes put my brother in a painting no more fainting time to fight this boss battle has me rattled i m determined to succeed i m through with this abuse now i choose to take the lead i m just a plumber bummin in the shadow of my brother clean your house of cobwebs any present i can plunder i m a little nervous afraid of dark rooms and dark moons suck up spirits with my vacuum my mustache gets mad poon