it s cheaper to keep her its cheaper to keep her when your little girl make you mad don t get an attitude and pack your bag the five little children you re leaving behind youre gonna pay some alimony or do some time that s why it s cheaper to keep her it s cheaper to keep her you see when you get through staring that judge in the face you re gonna wanna cuss the whole human race that s why it s cheaper to keep her cheaper to keep her it s cheaper to keep her you didnt pay but two dollars to bring the girl home now you got to pay two million to leave her alone you see another girl out there and you wanna make a switch she aint gonna want you cause you wont have sh that s why it s cheaper to keep her it s cheaper to keep her its cheaper to keep her cheaper my mama done tol me when i was in knee pants my mama done tol me she said son a woman s a two face she ll give ya the big eye but when the sweet talk is gone a woman s a two face she s a worrisome thing and leave ya t sing the blues  it s cheaper yeah cheaper you re talking about someone who got experience with it cheaper it s cheaper it s cheaper yeah1