i put my head down on my desk to help me get through this mess i fell asleep and before i was done i woke up in shock my whole arm was numb i woke up in shock my whole arm was numb i woke up in shock my whole arm was numb i woke up in shock i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my shoulder s just a big limp stump i fell asleep on my arm my arm s like a big limp stump the bell rang class dismissed i m sitting here a little bit dissed i stepped to the door but i can t leave i can t feel the doorknob my arm s asleep i can t feel the doorknob my arm s asleep who s gonna carry my books i m so embarrassed what if i have to pee i can t bear it what if i have to pee i can t bear it i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my arm s like a big limp stump i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my arm s like a big limp stump corporate america makes pencils for the man with the left hand they make pencils for the man with the right hand but what about the man with the numb hand four hundred grand to see the rage from back here i can t see the stage it s time to start my own parade so lift up your arm and wave  i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my shoulder s just a big limp stump i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my arm s like a big limp stump i feel no pain in my arm i feel no pain in my arm when s it gonna change it feels so strange it s just one of those days in my arm i m gonna slam it in the door i m gonna wiggle it around cause i feel no pain in my arm it feels so strange it s just one of those days yeah i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my shoulder s just a big limp stump i fell asleep on my arm and now it s totally numb i fell asleep on my arm my arm s like a big limp stump hey i feel a lot better i think all of this jumping around has really helped the circulation come back into my arm man cool alright guys wanna go jogging 