this guy just moved next door to me and i think he s kind of strange i got this neighbor who wears shiny black boots and a big brass belt buckle with a big white beard and tiny wire rim glasses with lots of short friends who wear pointy little shoes who sends reindeer out to get his paper who gets a ton of mail mostly written in crayon who when i say hi he says ho ho ho who s a little overweight but he seems pretty well natured i think he eats a little too much milk and cookies who always seems to disappear round late december i ll bet he s visiting his family it s probably the only thing he does that s slightly normal