chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean i m just chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean fuck it ight look so like i love christmas ya na mean so it s like that s the reason i wanna go ham on this beat like you get it like ham ight fuck you then dashin through the snow get it one horse open sleigh forget it matter fact i don t even know what i m talkin bout so you might as well just forget it anyway i ma do my thing thing you ain t ready for the chaos we bring hurry up ring the bells ding ding look at all the paper we got ching ching oh shit let me slow it down at least just a little bit i ma sit on santa s lap no shoes he look at me like i m bananas produce oh man i ma tell yo ass like this don t you dare ever ever give me wack gifts you still a rookie in this game you need to practice or i ma have yo ass prayin mantis chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean i m just chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean fuck it  uh h h hey santa uh i it s me uh look you think you can uh you know leave me something uh nice under the tree it d be nice of you just come on sir please man fuck santa i don t need shit this year all i need is my sweater fuck your reindeer it s got kittens trees snowmen then some this sweater s so tight it makes santa go ugh try me santa i ll steal your shitty sleigh i m jewish but fuck that i ll rock the sweater anyway but that s besides the point as dashie would say if it s just me and my sweater then fuck the holidays my sweater s comfy your grandma thinks you re a bitch your sweater s ugly as fuck and it s itchy as shit you jealous of my shit don t answer i can see you either want my sweater or you just wanna be me chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean i m just chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater chillin in my christmas sweater dashin through the snow in a one horse open sleigh da dashin through the snow what the hell does that even mean fuck it 