heres a song for montana and north and south dakota too heres a song for wyoming and all the pretty places i aint been to heres a song for atlanta my sweetheart sweating in the night heres a song for my mama that saltlick lady i despise heres a song for the landlord i am sorry for the holes in the wall heres a song for my friends i hate every single one of yall heres a song for campobello yall that fucking river ate my patent leather shoes heres a song for my gram and grandpa old billy with the bling man blues heres a song for arizona damn desert nearly done me in you could drown in the ocean or you could sink in a sea of sand i am sinking in a sea of sand i sank in a sea of sand heres a song for campobello yall that fucking river ate my patent leather shoes heres a song for my gram and grandpa old billy with the blind man blues old billy with the blind man blues old billy with your blind man blues if i was a bird id fly away but i aint no bird so i gotta stay he clipped my wings he held me down and then he shoved my face into the ground  im in the ground if i was an angel id be sweet but i aint holy honey that aint me i aint nothing but a no good small town girl hell bent on ruling the world i think ill rule the world im gonna rule the world