tried to find my sock i know that it s lost something s gone wrong again need a shave cut myself need a new blade something s gone wrong again and again and again and again again and something s gone wrong again something s gone wrong again tried to fry an egg broke the yolk no joke something s gone wrong again look at my watch just to tell the time but the hand s come off mine something s gone wrong again something s gone wrong again and again and again and again again and something s gone wrong again something s gone wrong again nothing ever happens to people like us except we miss the bus something goes wrong again need a smoke use my last 50p but the machine is broke something s gone wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again and something goes wrong again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again and something goes wrong again something goes wrong again  nothing ever happens to people like us except we miss the bus something goes wrong again need a smoke use my last 50p but the machine is broke something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again and something goes wrong again something goes wrong again turned up early in time for our date but then we turn up late something goes wrong again need a drink go to the pub but the bugger shuts something goes wrong again something goes wrong again and again and again and again again and something goes wrong again ah something goes wrong again something goes wrong again something goes wrong again