it s christmas we re talkin bout no beware i ll cover you in fast eddies underwear wow i ll eat your mammies panties and tell your mom to come to me and come to my prom its in outer space that s where my sleigh can fly to goodbye excuse you can i come back and say the rest of it it s christmas kids and you re gonna love it gravy dripping all over me christmas is good but only when i come to your house and you ve been good christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood whoa yeah christmas in fact you see christmas layin on it s back get back to work bitch with me on top and don t you ever ever pull the lever that says stop x2 santa cooked your christmas in his hobbit hole but why s it so cold santa cooked your christmas in his hobbit hole but why s it so cold yeah you know it is what it is so whoa i took a big ol dump in a pringles ca now i m wipin off my ass forget about my hand pumped up ready to do it i get in my sled my sack filled with fluid i m bringin joy to my elves don t put it by me pleasures i won t deny their heiney my armpits will sweat when i see that long haired elf coming out of his corvette even though it s old and it s got a little scratch it don t matter i just love to lick his patch on his chest you ll catch me red handed douglas i m the christmas bandit top soil plant don t you love the taste of a beaver when it hesitates  with this christmas you re going dutch but why s it so cold get me outta this now but whys it so cold let me rub your back but why s it so cold you re gonna make a lot of money kid but why s it so cold i ll invest every bit of love i got but why s it so cold i got a toolbox but why s it so cold it makes no sense but why s it so cold fill you up with pleasurous nutrients like a worm has weiner ho ho ho but why s it so cold weiner ho ho ho but why s it so cold weiner ho ho ho but why s it so cold weiner ho ho ho but why s it so cold weiner ho ho ho but why s it so cold and it all happened at the company christmas party oh yeah