fat and weak what a disgrace guess the champ got too lazy ain t gonna fly now he s just takin up space sold his gloves threw his eggs down the drain but he s no bum he works down the street he bought the neighborhood deli back on his feet now he s choppin up meat come inside maybe you ll hear him say try the rye or the kaiser they re on special tonight if you want you can have an appetizer you might like our silami and the liver s alright and they really go well with the rye or the kaiser never eats while on the job he heard it s good to stay hungry but he makes a pretty mean shishkabob have a taste they were made fresh today try the rye or the kaiser or the wheat or the white maybe i can suggest an appetizer stay away from the tuna it smells funny tonight but you just can t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser so today his deli comes first steady dreams of his past days of glory goes to the back and beats on the liverwurst all the while you can still hear him say it s the rye or the kaiser it s the thrill of one bite let me please be your catering advisor if you want substitutions i won t put up a fight you can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser the rye or the kaiser the rye or the kaiser