johnny was a first world narcissist a textbook egotist he shut the door on the world when he was seventeen a nihilistic inclination to resist participation he fell in love with his own reflection glowing on a four inch screen he said if you wanna glo then let s go and he was talking to himself oh oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo another overblown ego explosive kid everybody get low hit the deck he s gonna blow oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo another overblown ego that s just what he is everybody get low hit the deck he s gonna blow he would always stay cooped up in his room coked up all day playing celebrity taking pictures of himself is there anyone else out there looking in and janie said life is a dream that s just living on a screen she knows not what it means don t tell her she s wrong she s just the victim of someone s master plan designed by the man and that s always the catch so you get a neuvo retro bullshit attitude with the hat to match while you re singing  oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo another overblown ego explosive kids everybody get low they re gonna blow oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo another overblown ego that s just how it is everybody get low last i seen him he was suffering from rehash screen addiction and she had an aneurysm brought on by her narcissism and i m standing in some parking lot staring into my phone i m so over it i guess i am a lot more like those two than i d like to admit if you wanna glo then let s glo but you re just talking to yourself no oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo another overblown ego explosive kids everybody get low we re gonna blow oh oh oh oh here comes the ballad of another so so glo a ballad you and me both know that s just how it is everybody get low we re gonna blow oh oh oh oh this is the ballad of another so so glo another victim of his very own ego this one s for the kids everybody get low get low come on get low for the ballad of a so so glo