madam bucks was quite deluxe servants by the score footmen at each door butlers and maids galore but one day sam her kitchen man gave in his notice he s through she cried oh sam don t go it ll grieve me if you do i love his cabbage crave his hash crazy bout his succotash i can t do without my kitchen man wild about his turnip top like the way he warms my chop i can t do without my kitchen man anybody else can leave and i would only laugh but he means too much to me and you ain t heard the half oh his jelly roll is so nice and hot never fails to touch the spot i can t do without my kitchen man his frankfurters are oh so sweet how i like his sausage meat i can t do without my kitchen man oh how that boy can open clam no one else is can touch my ham i can t do without my kitchen man when i eat his doughnuts all i leave is the hole any time he wants to why he can use my sugar bowl oh his baloney s really worth a try never fails to satisfy i can t do without my kitchen man