when i was sixteen i cut myself a mohawk because i wanted to walk the walk and not just talk the talk but it was a bit of a disaster because i did the sides with kitchen scissors because i didnt have any clippers and i didnt want to use a beard trimmer id made that mistake before when you got home you didnt want to talk about what id done you said id let you down id fucked around when i was only having fun with the way that youve been lately youve no right to scream and shout you and i weve got a lot that we need to talk about whats the point in making vows that youre never going to keep a lifetime lying awake means youll never get to sleep and all the promises you made that were painful and untrue of all the things you do they reflect worst on you we all have our own devices for handling mid life crises usually involves a motorbike and suspicious fashion decisions but you choose to stave off grey hairs by lamely hacking at the sides with lies and flimsy alibis for your suspicious expeditions when i get home i dont want to talk about what youve done yes youve let me down youve fucked around but i guess you were having fun with the way that ive been lately ive no right to scream and shout you and i weve got a lot that we need to talk about whats the point in making vows that youre never going to keep a lifetime lying awake means youll never get to sleep and all the promises you made that were painful and untrue of all the things you do they reflect worst on you you always told me fathers day was just another way of selling hallmark greeting cards twenty years of waking sleep of lying through your teeth meant every fathers day spent wondering who the hell you are whats the point in us making vows that were never going to keep i keep trying to keep you up but you keep on falling asleep and all the promises we made were painful and untrue but for better or for worse i am turning into you1