when i was 15 years old i weighed only 96 lbs then my pe teacher told me about anabolic steroids my body started to swell my penis didn t look too well after deep thought meditation i joined the wrestling federation when i step into the ring little hulksters scream shout although i m feeling really i can t keep my hair from falling out macho grabs me by the hair throws me up into the air there goes another 60 strands out into the screaming fans i m hulk hogan i am losing all my hair