epic rap battles of history frank sinatra vs freddie mercury begin ho what s wrong with your face baby yikes with those teeth when you re through there ll be no dust left to bite christ newsflash kid this is show business show some class when you dress shave that bush off your lips boom your band s named queen huh ain t that sweet you dance like you rode a bicycle race with no seat that s what s wrong with you people you ll do anything to get famous you changed your name to mercury you should ve been freddie uranus you think i haven t heard those things before you re just a bully who s too scared to go to war you had a hit song called my way but someone else wrote it you re the least talented rat in your whole pack of rodents you ve got four notes in your whole range you can t act and you can t dance i m more powerful than you when i m wearing women s pants why do you stand there in a suit it s like you re trying to bore me when i rock the uk south america gets horny because my songs have balls they re the anthems of victory your music is like the sound track to a vasectomy you re in the pocket of the mafia and everybody knows guinea dago guinea dago guinea dago figaro easy jaws of life i can t stand a racist i love the coloreds and the queers just ask sammy davis look we all want to swing baby but you took it too far you played butthole roulette and you lost the draw  i took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed i didn t leave a mark on history i french kissed it i m a champion of the world extinguished in his prime so kiss my ass frankie but you ll have to wait in line who won who s next you decide eeeeeepic eeeeeepic eeeeeepic rap battles of history 10