k a t a n a slice you dont wanna roll the dice dont have dough to be payin the price call me fire marshall bill cuz im fire on the mic dead pool dead pool dead pool dead pool this is verse one its the worst one another person should write it im the proponent of dope moments the owner of xmens excited im an asshole thats altered seeking cough syrup for cancer got this jerk disease for eternity you cant murder me you bastards i bounce back like big sean never been gone too long regeneration is overrated just like the rating of this song i like gun play and gumball i like fun yall thats me when im not biz blowing up shit i watch disney xd the saskatchewan that you straddle on put a saddle on then ride im not attractive but sexually active leave the mask on if you dont mind impatient with relationships or complacent with the friendzone if ur worth pursuing ill put my goo in and say chewie were home im a virgin that cant drive im just lying as if im capable and insatiable and thats how i got my own kid im distant and im detached im dangeorus she dont need that no tea parties just tea bags now hitm with the hook mc pee pants hook im deadpool im so cool i might school these fools whats up im the sexiest dont text me if im eating mexican food make a masterpiece with badassery that the comics code would call cruel im the mercenery with vocabulary make my advesaries go boom second verse im so diverse im a deadly weapon plus derp they point and aim and then i mostly maim then i post a pic and eat nerds cut you to pieces in an action sequence thats a demo then a franchise got a recipe for your rest in peace its best to be the bad guy i pounce quick then i punch pricks then bounce rich get more pouches then i fuck chicks then i make quips then i put a chimichanga in my mouth bitch i know its sounds sick and my amounts thick and every comment that i make is so arrousing but im missing all my marbles something lousy let me out please dont wanna crowd please but im on fleek im so cray bust a cap in the ass of bad hombres its a fact that im effective check it so paid but i never cash my checks in so no cocaine drink a barrel of budweiser but im so lame just a couple tranquilizers and im ok for a minute fantasize that im home safe but it never lasts long got a broke brain no joking always joking unless its pussy popping time them im poking until its broken im out spoken it confuses all criminals no croaking just carnage bloody body parts turn an army into arbys rocking party hard but the hardest part is in the homes department no marital bliss just martial arts i missed out on a mansion amidst the mist and pine trees more like a squatter crashin abandoned crime scene i cash out in my cache with a blind as a bat black lady shes tempremental but preferential to my xtra special man gravy hook my brains obnoxious got more caption boxes than grandpa batman returns its madcap or doctor bong or some person i cant place im not sure talk to myself my mental health is a vengefull hell that im trapped in my healing factor has made me backwards now im am assassin what happened cuz my brain is broke i see shit you dont i can banter outer beings and its bonkers siracha with the watcher contemplator on the fader bacci ball in the backyard of the beyonder its awkward theyre fandom fools so i hookm up with funko pop panda pool i really do not want to get a bad review so i hitm with that trademark attitude work alone on a job or its hyrda bob or the deadpool corps or some cyborg dork i got so many titles its like i stole the store i dont have any rivals i just spit for sport i like lady deadpool shes the pool to pork make a married motherfucker get a fools divorce shes not into self incest pool abort need a mirror and beer is my clear retort im self effacing and self aware lets face it im amazing my receipts are rare count on more r ratings better be prepared shits gotta get gross to keep the theater there freddy kruegger saved the supes its truth to bear every studio should stoop and lick my pooper hairs the director got ejected and they recouped his chair you know the sequels gonna suck ill take an uber there i killed the comics and their inspirations killed everyone i could with no hesitation went to the marvel writers room festooned with notations too metaphysical for a buffoon with no face left breaking fourth walls i got jericho genitals always taking prat falls im on terrible edibles i puked in my mask it was incredible con corals give me oral because they put me on a pedestal hook