ll cool j miscellaneous 1 900 ll cool j yo hello 1 900 ll cool j yeah whassup can you please bust a funky rhyme for me yeah i can do that check this one out honey i motivate accelerate devestate and dominate i don t smoke crack so i won t lose weight give me the and the money and the mic and i m straight go to a resteraunt give me steak then cook my chicken with shake n bake i leave all the preachin to reverand flake how much money can one black man make huh i m what s known as a true dynamiter i write rhymes fast without a typewriter go with the flow but no i m not a biter can t compare a cock a roach and a spider hell you might as well get a glass of punch cause you re bitin my like a nestle crunch huh and bitin my rhymes ain t slick i got your gold teeth marks all over my complications and aggravation an unnecessary sation i m like sunkist good vibrations your al blum sounds like a compilation cool out grab a seat and listen cause i ma start dismissin sucker mc s who s out there frontin talkin all that yang yo you smokin somethin shoulda treated me royal yo he wasn t loyal now it s all about chaos and turmoil gimme that microphone i ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone yo hello is this 1 900 ll cool j yeah whassup can you tell me what you do when you re coolin out yo check this out now when i m coolin out no time for a granny just a fly girl in t shirt and panties can ll man can he i tell you what give up the fanny cause on a bedroom tomb j swift not too big but nothin to play with in addition you on a mission you need to audition for another position doin damage is a crew tradition name your next al blum intermission you re full of preservatives plus you re too conservative i m full of flair savoir faire debonairre there s no competition for this here so don t waste your time and breath i m givin you all a big f mc s i envelop as the song goes on the rhyme develops i m asiatic acrobatic charismatic you don t want no static anyway i ain t havin it when i see the microphone i m grabbin it plug it in and take charge ll xl xtra large knowhati msayin peace  hello hello whassup girl how you doin girl i been tryin to call you all day word up i was talkin to ll he was kickin some mo hyped up rhymes to me word i spoke to him today too them rhymes was pumpin well not to cut you short but i gotta go cause my man is here alright see ya