ho ho ho get offa the street it s chilly outside and it s starting to snow snow snow baby listen to me it was late in december and she was walkin her beat she could not remember when she d been offa her feet snowflakes were fallin as she spotted her date for christmas eve she had to move quickly cuz snow was melting all up in her brand new weave up in the night sky she heard the jingle bells ring he swooped down with his reindeer saw her doin her thangity thangity thing he parked on the rooftop of the steamy old hatchback chevrolet he knew he could help her he popped an altoid and hopped out of his sleigh and he said ho ho ho get offa the street it s chilly outside and it s starting to snow snow snow listen to me it s 20 below low low you don t need another nasty old johnny payin for the poonani baby no no no why can t you see she said damn you got some fresh breath dude and i like your friggin ride but you gonna have to wait your turn i gotta customer inside he said you ain t got to do this baby come away with me tonight i ll give you a job at my place ho in on the holiday ain t right and he said ho ho ho get offa the street it s chilly outside and it s starting to snow snow snow baby listen to me it s 20 below low low you don t need another nasty old johnny payin for the poonani baby no no no why can t you see maybe it was his tone of voice that persuaded her to leave maybe she knew she had better things she could be doin on christmas eve maybe it was the girl inside rememberin dreams she d planned mabye it was the 100 dollars that he slipped into her hand she got into his sleight that night and he showed her the north pole she got a job taking care of the elves head of population control since she knows knows nice from naughty she helps santa make his list she loves it there santa loves her too but mrs claus is frikin pissed ho ho ho get offa the street it s chilly outside and it s starting to snow snow snow baby listen to me it s 20 below low low you don t need another nasty old johnny payin for the poonani baby no no no why can t you see