two shots of happy one shot of sad you think i m no good well i know i ve been bad took you to a place now you can t get back two shots of happy one shot of sad walk together down a dead end street we were mixing the bitter with the sweet don t try to figure out what we might have had just two shots of happy one shot of sad i m just a singer some say a sinner rollin the dice not always a winner you say i ve been lucky well hell i made my own not part of the crowd but not feeling alone under pressure but not bent out of shape surrounded we always found an escape drove me to drink but hey thats not all bad two shots of happy one shot of sad guess i ve been greedy all of my life greedy with my children my lovers my wife greedy for the good things as well as the bad two shots of happy one shot of sad maybe it s just talk saloon singing the chairs are all stacked the swingers stopped swinging you say i hurt you you put the finger on yourself then after you did it you came crying for my help two shots of happy one shot of sad i m not complaining baby i m glad you call it compromise well whats that two shots of happy one shot of sad two shots of happy one shot of sad