make a hole make it wide watch my career go down the slide i guess i ll just go on out with the tide cause i m dead in the water i m dead in the water c mon take a dive in my pool the water s nice and calm nice and cool and i promise you not to make a move cause i m dead in the water dead in the water i m dead in the water dead in the water don t worry about my ego it ain t gonna burst had plenty of time to practice and rehearse and i ll never ever die from thirst cause i m dead in the water i m dead in the water dead in the water yeah dead in the water