grandma s turning 92 that s a lot of years ahead of you so listen close to what i say cause grandma s feeling old today she said i can t believe i m sitting here as old as i am never been stoned i ve waited too damn long so bring it on grandma s gonna fly so i rolled it up and passed it around grandma smoked the whole thing down she was making up for wasted ground too many times she turned it down she said you live your life until it s gone and the things you never try just slip away until they re gone too i ve waited too damn long so bring it on grandma s gonna fly and as we talked about the old days she said some things that blew my mind she said you ain t seen a thing until you ve seen grandma getting high now grandma didn t have much time left but she made use of every breath i swear she smiled before she left and i watched the world fall off her chest and as the gates of heaven of heaven opened wide she slipped over to the other side she was singin yeah