ladies and gentlemen we ve had a lot of comedy songs on the album so far this next song is a serious song by benny davis ladies and gentlemen benny davis thank you jordan i feel it is our responsibility as artists today to try and deal with some serious issues that plague our world and so this next song is about a very serious issue indeed it is something that i ve struggled with in my life it is something that grips our nation and that issue ladies and gentlemen is animals escaping from zoos each year less than 12 animals escape from zoos across the planet earth and wider surrounding regions this issue not only affects the small and medium sized animals but also the large extra large and double xl as well what are you doing what are you doing i m doing what we did in rehearsals yeah and i told you not to do this on the album well you said that in rehearsal as well are you still rehearsing no i stopped rehearsing at the point when i said don t do this on the well i don t understand what s the point of having a rehearsal if we don t do what we did in rehearsal on the album so you can work out what you re gonna do and what you re not we said we weren t going to do this well people will probably think we re still rehearsing no they don t oh for god s sake people won t pay money for a rehearsal we don t have have a song about animals escaping from zoos thank you for fuck s sake ahem erm so this song is about a very serious issue very serious about a real issue and that is something and that issue ladies and gentlemen is dark wizards ah for fuck s sake each year lord voldemort kills at least 12 muggles jordan and harry potter s trying to raise money for dumbledore s army so just grab some jordan j j jordan what are you doing harry potter why he s the best but th look look the song s about underage drinking oooohhh benny that s a real issue yeah we have a song about that yes i know let s do that song well what do you think i ve been trying to do five six seven eleven 