america has lost sight of god the bible says the wicked shall be turned to hell and all nations that forget god america has forgotten the god the more rapes there will be the more muggings there will be the more drugs there will be the more murders there will be if i was god i d probably try to clear my brain kick back up in the heavens and see what we can change first off i d have no guns just hand to hand combat only the strong survive like cavemen i d like that if i was god the sun would blink from time to time and blackout i d introduce the newest ryda put eazy e back out i d fuckin ride up in the sky upon a cloud floatin around both grantin wishes and throwing lightning bolts down if i was god i d show up and host a saturday night live just to freak em out and let everybody know i m alive if i was god i d explode every crooked preacher s head right then when he s screaming and preaching face all red pop if i was god i d go and try to whip the devils ass but it probably ain t that easy and i probably learn it fast if i was god i d ride a dragon down to earth pull bin laden out of sand fuckin kill him myself if i was god i d turn pop music upside down we have the top 40 list be top 40 underground i d watch twiztid take home 7 grammies or more i d see boondox riding front page on the source and somehow i d be about to marry a beyonce tellin the paparazzi all y all get the fuck outta the way if i was god i ll grow my face hairs long like moses hit the club in iced out halo and see where the hoes is i cork all the volcanos and let this bitch blow and then rewrite the timeline so that it never happened so i do it again and again and again and again and again every time i needed to express my anger within i d fly above the cities a giant with searchlight eyes i let you motherfuckers know i m watching ready to energize i ve got them lighting bolts i d turn prisons to country clubs make a lot more hotties be attracted to scrubs if i was god every now and then it rained dynamite just to keep you on your toes make sure you got your shit tight i d bring dinosaurs back just when nobody expects and send your prayers to each other see if you gonna reject it i d give everybody free rewinds for shit they mighta passed up i cure the sick and diseased and let the crippled get their ass up i make it rain money everywhere it s needed crooked cops will get their ass beaten shit and get even i d do a lot a shit different but i don t know shit i m so happy that i ain t him my head about to split i ve fuckin make it rain indoors i know that much i d take a photo of me with the devil in a camel clutch and put it on all the tvs for 24 hours make giant meteors pass by the earth within the couple yards shit if i was god i d walk around the city like king kong be down on the street and fuckin peep in your home if i was god jealousy would be easily detected their faces would turn out of the demon everytime time they felt it fucking earthquake i ll shake this bitch dramatically i pick the earth of shaking pepper my spaghetti with trees holy shit yall what the fuck would i do if i was god man fuck what the fuck should i do i d give all hungry and needy pizzas and steak and cook it all over the flames of hell if that s what it takes i d drop a couple new animals every fuckin month or so and send a few tornadoes through where they normally go i d not only walk on the water for you i d hammer slide and boogie and snap my fingers and give all the little kids each a cookie i d send snowstorms to the dessert heatstrokes to the artic three times a year visits which are dearly departed i d put about 10 000 real jason voorhees up there just to add a fresh element of fear in the air i d throw angel picnics and parties we get drunk and come down to earth probably picking fuckin fights up in the church i d have a stretch limo so long the fronts already there and i even left yet faygo lakes everywhere i d jog inside the earth and make it spin like a hamster wheel i d have aliens come and try to make us their meal but that s exactly why they gave the job to somebody else or is there a they fuck it figure it yourself cause i ain t have a clue in hell shit i m probably going to hell  fuck it man what i m going to hell i m probably fucking going to hell fuck it man what i m going to hell 