do you remember where we met at the turn of the century ripping up the dancefloors in all and a plenty wasted with the young just like our education we were at the school of life learning valuable lessons be polite to the police or you ll end up arrested and i apologised to be wasted made in england i don t know what they thought of me why don t you open up and see and now that everybody wants everybody wants everybody wants their piece of fame and when it never comes when it never comes everybody wants someone to blame we were looking for the dream we d be promised as children a purpose and a pleasure and a little fulfillment but the life that s advertised is just a dream to cling to when you think the jackpot has finally hit you it s all null and void sorry we can t permit you you re just not qualified you tried and you were tested suss it out what you can do cause this dream was not designed for you and now that everybody wants everybody wants everybody wants their piece of fame and when it never comes when it never comes everybody wants someone to blame now it s snowing in the toilets oh my what a carry on take a bow it s not alright you bag it up rip it out shape it up and it s alright the dogs won t bark tonight the dogs won t bark tonight the dogs won t bark tonight the dogs won t bark tonight the dogs won t bark no the dogs won t bark cause everybody wants everybody wants everybody wants their piece of fame and when it never comes when it never comes everybody wants someone to blame now it s snowing in the toilets oh my what a carry on take a bow it s not alright you bag it up rip it out shape it up and it s alright the dogs won t bark tonight