so i m home again on a thursday night when everyone i know is out on the town being less than polite to each other hoping someone will give them attention a telephone number or free beer at least that s what i hear and as i watch the local news the neighbors are throwing a kegger bigger than bonnaroo the hallway is crowded and people are shouting considerate phrases like chug this and come on baby just one kiss but i should make bad decisions and hit on a stranger smash my television or put my life in danger cause i wanna know what it s like to try to start a bar fight instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine watching every episode of family guy and they say that i should get out more and they re probably right right they re probably right so i got a call from paul and he s high he said this party is sick you better come quick try to stop by i said i m already out and i m really quite busy but who am i kidding i m doing laundry no wonder no one calls me but i should make bad decisions and hit on a stranger smash my television or put my life in danger cause i wanna know what it s like to try to start a bar fight instead of getting cozy with a glass of red wine reading harry potter for the 17th time and they say that i should get out more and they re probably right right they re probably right