a pretty girl is like a minstrel show it makes you laugh it makes you cry you go it just isn t the same on radio it s all about the makeup and the dancing and the oh a pretty girl is like a violent crime if you do it wrong you could do time but if you do it right it is sublime i m so in love with you girl it s like i m on the moon i can t really breathe but i feel lighter a melody is like a pretty girl who cares if it s the dumbest in the world it s all about the way that it unfurls a pretty girl is like a pretty girl