i m an ace reporter wherever news is breakin i show up and find out what s shakin i m an ace reporter if it weren t for me there wouldn t be news on your tv i bring the big story i m proud to say to the viewers watching every day oh w i o wa corniest station in the nation w i o wa corniest station in the nation reporters are brave reporters are proud reporters like to talk real fast and loud with my microphone and my camera operator i say back to you instead of see ya later i report the news no matter the place and make that serious reporter face oh w i o wa corniest station in the nation w i o wa corniest station in the nation i m not that sort of newswoman who sits at a desk and talks i m the sort who d rather report cause we re reporters oh w i o wa corniest station in the nation w i o wa corniest station in the nation