woman i love ya you know that i do how else can i say happy christmas to you my presents i know in the past have been lame but i m not a good shopper i say it with shame this year please don t make me go shopping at the mall how bout we don t buy each other presents at all hey why don t we both just get drunk and make out this christmas yeah i ve tried really hard to nail your unique style but i see all the sorrow through your polite smile those sweaters and panties i ve bought you before still have tags connected deep down in your drawer this year please don t make me go shopping at the mall how bout we don t buy each other presents at all yeah why don t we both just get drunk and make out this christmas i wanna kiss you and hold you and touch you and tickle your fancy til morning now ain t that better than some stupid gift card or pants suit or earrings or perfume or ugg boot or swatch watch i ll be romantic light candles get tantric fill bathtubs with flowers talk feelings for hours then when it s time for some sexy flirtation we ll both get what we want win win situation happy christmas to you this year please don t make me go shopping at the mall how bout we don t buy each other presents at all yeah why don t we both just get drunk and make out this christmas why don t we both just get drunk and make out this christmas why don t we both just get drunk and make out this christmas 