well you should see my story reading baby you should hear the things that she says she says hon drop dead i d rather go to bed with gabriel garcia marquez uhh huh cuddle up with william s burrows leave on the light for bell hooks i ve been flirtin with pierre burton cause he s so smart in his books i like to go out dancing my baby loves a bunch of authors my heart s so broke and bleedin baby s just sitting there doing some reading so i started watching some tv played my new cd player too she said turn it off or i ll call the cops and i ll throw the book at you all this arguing made me get dizzy called my doctor to come have a look i said doctor hurry he said don t worry i ll be over when i finish my book i like to go out dancing my baby loves a bunch of authors we ve been livin in hovels spendin all our money on brand new novels  so i got myself on a streetcar and it drove right into someone you know the driver said i was lookin straight ahead but he was reading the toronto sun so so my honey and me go to a counsellor to help figure out what we need she said we ll get your love growing but before we get going here s some books i d like you to read i like to go out dancing my baby loves a bunch of authors lately we ve had some fricton cause my baby s hooked on short works of fiction so we split and went to a party some friends my girl said she knew but what a sight cause it s authors night and the place looks like a who s who now i m pounding the ouzo with mario puzo who s a funny fella w p kinsella who brought the cat would margeret atwood who needs a shave he s robertson davies ondaatje started a food fight salmon mousse all over the scene spilled some dressing on doris lessing these writer types are a scream i like to go out dancing my baby loves a bunch of authors we ll be together for ages eatin and sleepin and eatin and sleepin and eating und sleeping und turnin pages yeah from the liner 