oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love trash alright not bad not bad oh oscar the grouch love your taste in clothes too by the way thank you i didn t know you would be here but if you re gonna be singing this song you gotta sing it trashier trashier yup sure yeah yeah like this i have here a sneaker that s tattered and worn it s all full of holes and the laces are torn a gift from my mother the day i was born i love it because it s trash oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love trash oh this is fun yeah yeah let s see if we can sing it trashier though okay i have here some newspaper thirteen months old i wrapped fish inside it it s smelly and cold but you wouldn t trade it for a big pot of gold nope i love it because it s trash oh i love trash anything dirty or dingy or dusty yeah anything ragged or rotten or rusty yes i love i love i love trash  yeah hahahaha