we wanna be like peter pan we don t wanna grow up wanna stay kids as long as we can that s our plan pretty neat plan then when it s time to be a man we re not gonna grow up gonna stay kids like we began just like peter pan bein a man means you gotta show up for work each day in a shirt and a tie yuck bein a man means you gotta call up your friends and say can t stay gotta fly yuck we got an even neater plan sit down and listen up we all oughta be like peter pan we don t wanna grow up we never never never never never never never never ever wanna grow up yuck