i know my hands are tied i can t see nothing when you re inside and i know the nights are long you re falling asleep with your new dress on close your eyes and drift away i ll be right here when you re awake it s funny how no one s laughing the champagne s popping and the baby s coughing it s the same old story the same old movie but when you re with me it s a masterpiece cause you are my only friend you know nothing s free you can pray all night but they ll take their fee and who knows how long it ll take why stand in line with all the fakes look around look away tomorrow s just another day  it s funny how no one s laughing the champagne s popping and the baby s coughing it s the same old story the same old movie but when you re with me it s a masterpiece cause you are my only friend yes you are my only friend it s funny how no one s laughing the champagne s popping and the baby s coughing it s the same old story the same old movie but when you re with me it s a masterpiece cause you are my only friend yes you are my only friend 