when i woke up this morning i was feelin fine but this cat starts banging man what a swine so i called reception but to no avail that s why i m telling you this sorry tale it went bang i said shut up it went bang i said rap up well i m aware that the guy must do his work but the piledriver man drove me berserk he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot once a lifetime twice a day if you don t work you get no pay i ve been to the east i ve been to the west but the girls i like most are the ones undressed well hello adam where you been i said a stand aside cause i m feelin mean i ve had a gutful of you and i m feelin bad well you re an ugly old pirate and ain t i glad he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot d ya want he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot d ya want he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot d ya want he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot d ya want he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot he said captain i said wot d ya want 