you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done i ve been around the world i ve talked to everyone and i ve shook everyone s hand and i even killed a man with my gun you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done cause i ve jumped out of planes i ve took the lord s name in vain heaven help me there ain t no end in sight i think i m going insane there s no one out there for me to relate this life to oh ohh oh oh ohh oh you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done i ve hung out with celebrities in the past and i ve been buzzed i ve been high i ve been drunk i ve made myself look like an ass and all of these things we do for fun you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done i hiked down the side of the grand canyon i stripped down naked and i jumped in the ocean and i deployed for three long years and woah but i drank so much beer you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done you wouldn t believe all the things i ve done like how i married my best friend but i ve had to bury so many men i see their faces when i walk through arlington and at night when i close my eyes their voices and screams are my lullabies we ve jumped out of planes we ve took the lord s name in vain heaven help us there ain t no end in sight i think we re going insane and there s no one out there for us to relate our lives to oh ohh oh oh ohh oh oh ohh oh oh ohh oh