young girl says to her mom how did you know that father was the one then mom just rolls her eyes she says you ll find that special guy but to herself she cannot lie she says i m praying for the day i die and they bury me then boy become a man he finds that special one who understands he knows twas meant to be her faults he cannot see now he s down on bended knee i pledge my love eternally will you marry me do you take this woman i don t do you take this man i don t for the rest of your awful life she is your lawful wedded wife do you take this woman i don t do you take this man i don t eternal agony in holy matrimony the two now joined as one and from this holy union comes a son and the cycle begins again another fool is on his knee where is my alimony hang yourself from the family tree say marry me menopause mid life crisis moments for the rest of your life til death do you part til the kids leave home she is your wife just look at your parents strife imagine that for the rest of your life do you take this women indubitably i don t