i m not so easy on the eye it s been said my face can make an onion cry i mean no harm but i ve got the charm of a murdering serial raper i never get none and i know why but there s more to me than meets the eye the real live me aint certified but i look good on paper statistically i m far above the rest i do my homework never have to guess my social life s an empty wreck romance is an alien labor there are things about me you ll never know unless you scratch the surface and look below my resume is solid gold i look good on paper i got straight a s on every test a perfect credit score my ledger s never in the red i look good on paper i never get none and i know why but theres more to me than meets the eye if you got the time i m qualified i look good on paper