everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight everybody s drunk everybody s drunk in here tonight s the night we re gonna get plastered pissed off maybe we ll get laid too booze on your breath always makes girls horny so come on boys let s chug a few everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight everybody s drunk everybody s drunk oh yeah people pouring in the front door most of them i ve never seen in my life i hear the sound of windows breaking who just lit the couch on fire everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight and if you re coming here don t forget to have yourself a beer there s two girls throwing up in the bathroom a good friend holds your hair back when you puke tonight s the night so grab your whatever lift your something here s a toast to you we re all gonna get drunk oh we re all gonna get drunk oh wait we re already drunk everybody s drunk everybody s drunk tonight everybody s drunk everybody s drunk whoa la la la la la la la uh actually i m not drunk at all la la la la la la la no i ve got to drive all these people home la la la la la la la have a good time la la la assholes hey man be careful brush my shoes off hey i don t feel so good use the trash can there is no trash can 