well she ain t got no cell phone you got to call her when she s home all of her clocks have got hands now don t try to e mail her you ve got to snail mail her you got to take pen in hand ones and zeros zeros and ones shell have none of that virtual fun she s a real deal old fashioned analog girl in a digital world now she gets on line out in the backyard hanging up her old blue jeans she s got all of the memory she can live with she really hates drum machines out in the garden she s got a website it sparkles in the morning dew got a mouse in her pocket she s got spam in a can what s an analog girl to do 