comedy is easy once you know the basics starting with the concept of surprise right take what folks think give it a wink you try it on now for size me yeah what s black and white and red all over i don t know sire what is black and white and red all over those guys after i behead them huh huh he was surprised comedy gold really i m tellin you it s comedy gold yes you re killing it if that doesn t slay them i ll murder you cold swear to god it s comedy gold  well our work here is done so i ll just be going oh we re just getting started ah right lesson two lesson number two is also fundamental something that we call the rule of three set up the joke give it a stroke third time bam yes now me three serfs walk into a bar the first serf orders a hot grog the second serf orders a hot grog and the third serf orders a hot grog but he has no money or neither do the other two because they are serfs huh comedy gold yes nailed it i promise you it s comedy gold hilarious the crowd will be rolling or heads will be rolled oh not with all this comedy gold more more props can be a riot ethnic humor can t deny it or a pratfall if it s properly applied depending on the viewer take it black or work it bluer or try an observational aside have you ever noticed how lepers have pieces falling off of them what s that all about comedy gold comedy gold i m tellin you it s comedy gold comedy gold no doubt about it talent like yours sire it never gets old and if it does you ll never get old because you ll be dead when i execute you get it got it good gonna be killer gonna be ace folks dyin of laughter all over the place and if i get desperate a pie in the face i dare you tellin you it s comedy gold 