everybody now has at least one tattoo private school girls wearing doctor marten boots a studded leather jacket won t in still fear marijuana clothes can be bought at sears your little brother has bright green hair retro 70 s threads will make everyone look square my parents went on a holiday in cambodia all the little mods think they re the surplus army uh all that kid s stuff s been done before piss off your teachers you re no poser to offend your parents it has to be new gotta show everyone that you re so cool stick a pin in your ear drill a hole in your nose connect them with a chain let the snot flow drive a stake through your lip and a ring round your brow put a stud in your tit more holes tomorrow pierce a needle through your penis bore a tunnel in your tongue never mind the redness this is so much fun look at those eco warriors running around in birkenstocks winter never stops em they just wear honduran socks skate or die your way around town black death gothic fashions drag the world down those little rappers wear their clothes backwards now every single kid thinks they re a gangsta never wash your hair gross you ll have dreads shave it all off like kojak be a skinhead 