i know here s an idea maybe we can put together a little tour for the core forces of low pressure s finest combined with goodnight musics the crew would set out from halifax earning props and greenbacks and wearing party hats gather 4 crazy rappers in a van plus moves and do twenty dates in the states mostly for free booze got stiffed at every phase got sniffed at every border lost battle after battle with karma and fate made to order struck with bad luck and nothing went right except for the rapping part we ripped it night after night filling up clubs filling up on road food road beer road rash ass smelling like sulphur fast food draft beer 1 hotel room 5 dudes piled in here and moves and t be chain smoking cracked out broken can t wait to hit the road and then come home when it ends and become legends to our friends bumping devin the dude across canadian plains me noah t kaleb b and paul hauling ass to maine let s just say the border guards in calais don t like black folks they made up warrants and lied this shit d gone past jokes no laughing matter had to say goodbye to caleb give the finger to the bailiff cm on let s be gone so we grab t and be back on the highway they can t stop the prophets they can t stop our posse chorus i ve had a hard fall i kinda fell hard i think i learned a little but who knows you know i mean i m leaning towards leaving this lifestyle of the road but when it goes right it goes so right verse 2 wrong motto tour sponsor must have been murphy s law the farther we looked ahead the worst we saw driving at night through indiana by headlight what s that in the road asked noah then shit just exploded i noticed the huge deer on the median immediately it tried to run away but couldn t quite flee my vehicle bang flying deer dang is everybody ok what in the hell was that comes the question from the back crank shaft gear shift down just killed a deer near town and so we get towed get back in the van that mowed down the doe that chose that night to freeze and frozen in the road and we hit it dead on then and there the creature s life gone i pulled onto the shoulder radiator smoking holding head in hand and can t stop shaking i was fucking driving when it happened hadn t taken two steps out the dented van and then it hit me i declined insurance when i got the rented auto that means this dented rent a wreck just became a big problem out of pocket out of purse thinking worse case scenario we re fucking stuck in angola indiana this can t happen man we had to get going see the show must go on and we had to go on showing off so it s off to the dodge spot to get a hot not purple green van it looked like just the minivan to make the scene in but we can t take it out of state so they replaced it with a car now there s 5 dudes crammed into a buick far from home 18 dates left and then i get a call on my phone hey josh all them cali dates is gone no project blowed no fillmore no california here i come my jaw dropped i m awestruck dumb wonder what ll take to flip fate to make this right but there was nothing we could do so we just drank all night chorus i ve had a hard fall i kinda fell hard i think i learned a little but who knows you know i mean i m leaning towards leaving this lifestyle on the road but when it goes right it goes so right verse 3 i mma be alright i mma be on my feet again and meanwhile i ll freestyle but there s really nothing sweeter than meeting your darkside and seeing sparks fly by the end we oozed booze and everyone had gone crazy just to deal with the range of the strange things kept on going noone ever thinking long range i know sometime s it sucked and nobody got fucked at least not with ladies but at least no road babies never punched out any lights although sometimes i thought we shoulda stuck some punk rocker in a locker we didn t but we coulda so many suckers sucking suffering suckatash fucking suckers you stuck up suckdick fucksticks buck65 sixtoo scratch bastard greymatter drunc caleb gordo and everybody else that matters this damn crew who ve been doing it forever you couldn t handle this tour not now not ever greenbacks and party hats 1993 bolts moves tachichi kunga 219 and me