ever since i saw you on my so called life i ve been writing you these letters asking you to be my wife but it s been almost a year and still i ve gotten no reply i m assuming you have met some other guy so i sit in my room watch romeo juliet a thousand times and i wish i was as cool as leonardo is but i m not i went on jerry springer to confess my love to you you said i didn t have a chance and there was nothing i could do you told me i was crazy and wished that i was dead you threw a chair right upside my head today i hijacked a plane i wrote your name across the sky miss claire danes but they were waiting on the ground to take me straight to jail i m staring at your pictures from my lonely little cell i m writing you this letter to let you know i m doing well until we meet again you know i ll cry a thousand tears and i ll see you in another twenty years i ll see you in another twenty years