monday s child is fair of face tuesday s child is full of grace wednesday s child is full of woe thursday s child has far to go friday s child is kind and giving saturday s child works hard for a living but the child that was born on the sabbath day is blithe and bonny and good and gay i was born on a wednesday i don t know about you i always wanted to meet sunday s child and tell her what to do cause i was so angry and oh how i cried why oh why do i have to be wednesday s child thought i could change the story didn t like how the way it looked so i took my pencil and i rewrote that whole storybook cause i was so angry and oh how i cried why oh why do i have to be wednesday s child if i could write music i d rewrite all the songs that you hear on the radio all the sad songs they re about me if i could write latin i d rewrite the way all the latin based languages are spoken all the sad words they re about me if i could write one song it wouldn t be this one this one s too sad or maybe it s just bad i m so angry and oh how i cried why oh why do i have to be wednesday s child monday s child is fair of face tuesday s child is full of grace wednesday s child is full of woe thursday s child has far to go friday s child is kind and giving saturday s child works hard for a living but the child that was born on the sabbath day is blithe and bonny and good and gay