laugh when he jokes slap him when he chokes it s time to give up the smokes and ohh when he cries don t wipe his eyes take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes and i d run the lawnmower over his thighs imagine the disturbance at the time of the occurrence when his life became a burden and we laughed at his cries ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats welcome to the cheap seats where your life s seen through cracked spectacles ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress ohh in another world yeah he could wear a dress