oh but my dear i have so much planned for you trust me this is going to be fun first we get to choose invitations make a list of distant relations then we can decide on bridesmaids you need about twenty you re joking tell me he s joking please next well try on dozens of dresses settle on a do for your tresses and we re well on our way to the happiest day of your life right so if we are just yeah well pick your florist la la la la la la and then select a manicurist  la la la la la la you ll want to register at all the top stalls within the town walls no doubt kill me now next on the checklist we ll get you braceleted and necklaced guards just wait and see it s going to be like the wedding we ve always dreamed about please god make it stop then will have to spruce up the venue figure out a 30 course menu this is insane find a guy to draw some pictures you re going to want plenty la la la la la la la la plus we must audition some bands too choose the song you ll do your first dance to the whole stupid clich on the happiest day of your life ugh i can t believe this and up on your head la la la la la la glowing right above your forehead la la la la la la you ll wear this little present from me enchanted to steal your soul unh and once it s on you la la la la la la it will cast a spell upon you la la la la la la you ll do everything i tell you to do and ruling through you i ll seize full command get rid of the prince install my own men take over the throne till i m in complete nothing to see here move along what are you all standing around for we got an affair to break ground for there so much to do guess who is becoming a wife true my husband s only eleven still the wedding s going to be heaven go and get my bouquet it s the happiest day of my life cousin harry will pay it s the happiest day of my life now you re under my sway its the happiest day of my life la la la la la la unh 