woo ahahaha crooked booty make you ha and shake your shit woo lord hmm i am putting the poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing on a natural high supplying the soul with that unmistakable mystical magical feeling that your money can t buy becoming a slave to the rhythm there s no way that you could stop me now i d like to see you try cause i m already long gone don t be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss goodbye i can t believe you d rather stay behind than go beyond talk to me baby tell me why society won t set ya free now follow me programming your fear to fly but best believe i ma breathe and break ground before i die i know it s live and let live but my love won t let me lie make me wanna do the and we don t speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff we act like life is gravy even though it s oh so rough my doctor diagnosed me and he said now here s the deal you re coming down with a bad case of the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty come on i say the crooked booty come on everbody i say the crooked booty yeah the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty yeah come on the crooked booty oh doctor doctor help me please i got this problem come over me and i just can t shake it at first i was just fine didn t really play it no mind until it hit another time cause my chest popped out and my back went in started movin my body like i had a nervous itch so the doctor gave me this remedy he said pop it to boy and feel the beat ayy everybody  it s the brand new craze and it s comin your way it was started in the slums by the dungeon family it s not very hard it s kinda easy to do all you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot yo it s called the crooked booty and it s only a test it s like tryin to stop the irs from takin your cheques it s like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap it s like tryin to stop a nigga from crackin your back on this track it s like tryin to tell your daughter you can t chase the cake it s like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set you just go like that you can be 400 pounds or be as tall as shaq ugh pimp get out your lac and do the crooked booty and do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty ahhh now everybody do the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty come on i say the crooked booty come on everybody i say the crooked booty yeah the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty yeah come on the crooked booty i ain t got no paper i can t wipe my ass huh but give me one lil dollar i ll show you how to make it last i ain t got no paper i can t wipe my ass oww but give me one lil dollar i ll show you how to make it last and we don t speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff we act like life is gravy even though it s oh so rough my doctor diagnosed me and he said now here s the deal you re coming down with a bad case of the the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty come on i say the crooked booty come on i say the crooked booty yeah everybody do the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty i say the crooked booty now everybody say the crooked booty the crooked booty now everybody do the crooked booty the crooked booty 