i m a total wreck when you don t call fancy me a brand new newton sitting under an anvil tree waiting for an anvil to fall they call me mr it s a big deal i don t ever go to movies so when i go to movies it s a pretty big fucking deal flop like a fish on a dock conk me with a frying pan to make me stop clothes in a dryer leaves in the breeze one day a dump trunk will dump two tons of kittens on me after dark all bark no bite at night all bite no bark