last night downtown i was drinking the booze like it was going out of style my whole head got light i lost my eyesight i ain t been that drunk in awhile along about one i spotted a queen and i started to make my move aw she was believing every line i was laying lord i was just too cool well i thought i died and gone to heaven but lord did i look like a fool last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a two last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a two i ve got 20 20 vision when i ain t drinking but lord when i get on that booze i ain t never gone to bed with an uglier woman but i sure woke up with a few last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a two well i made up my mind i was never gonna find myself in that condition again but here i sit on the same bar stool and just look at the shape that i m in i done spotted me another queen sittin at a table alone so i strolled on over and sat myself down and asked if i can take her home when she said yes i thought i d been blessed but boy did i look like a fool last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a ten last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a two i ve got 20 20 vision when i ain t drinking but lord when i get on that booze i ain t never gone to bed with an uglier woman but i sure woke up with a few last night i came in at two with a ten but at ten i woke up with a two  now you may laugh but if you ve got the cash i ll bet you ten to one you have too