well how could i lose the view of the tattoo on your shoulder if i knew you were coming i would have asked for the day off i thought that you much like me would look fifteen years older but there s no signs of you aging and you don t have a smoker s cough and so i supposed i would take off my clothes in the kitchen which i thought would be funny to you but it just pissed you off i had presumed that you didn t know what you were missing but now i know for next time you do and so i should just stop i m the rhinestone busboy and you re my persuader i thought i would have you much sooner than later yes i thought you were mine but i was mistaken now your heart is breakin and i m next in line