a man lives at the corner of the street and his neighbors think he s helpful and he s sweet cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand but no one knows he really is a plastic man he s got plastic heart plastic teeth and toes he s got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose he s got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums and plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum plastic man got no brain plastic man don t feel no pain plastic people look the same yeah yeah yeah kick his shin or tread on his face pull his nose all over the place he can t disfigure or disgrace plastic man he s got plastic flowers growing up the walls he eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork he likes plastic cups and saucers cause they never break and he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate plastic man got no brain plastic man don t feel no pain plastic people look the same yeah yeah yeah kick his shin or tread on his face pull his nose all over the place he can t disfigure or disgrace plastic man he s got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac and his children wanna be plastic like their dad he s got a phony smile that makes you think he understands but no one ever gets the truth from plastic man plastic man 1