we re settling into another day of bickering and complaints we both know i m not perfect but neither of us are saints and by the way where were you last night when i called well it always starts out simple an innocent enough before you know it it s back and forth calling each other s bluff and by the way where were you last night when i called all is fair in love and war but you can t compare the two anymore we ve gotta make a home of this mess you made we both know there s no one else to blame oh i ve seen it all around me as it happens every day lawyers courts and settlements and going your own way i would have to say i wouldn t trade this for the world so we re trying to raise a tiny tribe something of our own we re sacrificing everything we get no more time alone i gotta say i wouldn t trade this for the world all is fair in love and war but you can t compare the two anymore we ve gotta make a home of this mess you made we both know there s no one else we both know there s no one else oh all is fair in love and war you can t compare the two anymore we re driving one another up the wall we both know there s no one else my baby it s still just you and me all is fair in love and war but you can t compare the two anymore we got a little home it s best to bet we both know there s no one else we both know there s no one else we both know there s no one else 