well it s a shame about monday it starts when it ends you ve got all of your work days to play with your friends you re blacker than lacquer and smarter than jean and when you drink too much you re condescendingly mean well i saw you leaving the other night with a dark haired guy on a motor bike all my friends said they saw you drunk in the club talking really loud about how you re in love hey tina you re much meaner than you ever were to me before you re so bitchy you make me itchy can t you just turn me on some more and more so much more now it s already wednesday tuesday never came the first three days always feel the same you see your weekend coming and you re planning your fun you can t get excited until your week is done you raise your glass to your mouth but don t take a sip just touch the glass to your bottom lip well all the guys at the bar keep staring you down just another see through guy in town hey tina you re much meaner than you ever were to me before you re so bitchy you make me itchy can t you just turn me on some more and more so much more well on and on and on and on i don t wanna wait till our drinks are done on and on then off and on can we just take a little bit of time to get on hey tina you re much meaner than you ever were to me before you re so bitchy you make me itchy can t you just turn me on some more hey tina you re much meaner than you ever were to me before you re so bitchy you make me itchy can t you just turn me on some more and more and more