everybody used to call me unathletic and granted my vertical leap is still pretty pathetic but now i m the champion on the tailgate scene 8 bags 2 boards 2 holes that s all i need most sports require all sorts of skills but i prefer the ones i can do while consuming meals you gotta try it before you knock it try to name another sport to top it where you can win with an open cold one in your back pocket singin cornhole good for your soul cornhole an olympic sport by 2024 halfway through the game we don t remember the score but we re happy to start all over cause it means we get to cornhole more who would have thought that a couple of guys could contribute so much to the greater good just by cutting a little old hole in a piece of plywood there s a void in my soul shaped like a cornhole i love it so much from this moment on i m changing my name to don cornholio everybody was cornholin bag throwin it s good for your good for your soul and the man with the boards is a man never bored i say hey everybody was cornholin bag throwin it s good for your good for your soul and good for your back and better for your image no pressure my brother cause it s always a scrimmage i m tailgatin party makin i m throwin my sacks and there s no debatin this has got to be the greatest sport ever invented there s a hole over there i mma throw my bag in it the cornhole