when the honeymoon is rich and full and the planet stops revolving when all your cares cease to be what s left is fucking boring maybe it s those black thick rimmed glasses or the blue hue from the hotel tv but you looked good tonight like deep deep pockets or sunshine you know i m not one for platitudes and idioms exhaust me but i m sick and tired so if a couple slip by me and you re keeping score well then you can to remind me that matching rhymes are lazy but my meter is drifting and you d rather just be at the beach yeah that matching lines are lazy but my meter is drifting and you d rather just be at the beach youve got those big big brown eyes that need clear eyes for clearing up and im all out of visine but if you want the blunts then ive got the stuff you know how they say you can smoke yourself sober well ive been practicing for years i think we re getting closer like every burnout kid just killing time in ipswich picking up bad habits like acid sex or arson when they should have just gone to college but the faculty forgot them you can hear them in the bathroom i swear to god that place is haunted i swear to god you always do this whend you become so selfish you say you just don t trust him that s there s just something about him but if you don t know him then you don t know and you don t know youre sorry how could you possibly form an opinion of someone you only met once at a party but if you can take up shields and spears and longswords and bows then i can brandish weapons too your anxieties and woes we ll get your big big big break at this rate something has to and if you haven t figured it out by now i don t think that i want to tell you but i ll still be waiting i ll still be waiting for you to come save me like i m waiting for your kiss like i m waiting to exist but i m somewhere like wichita and you re someplace somewhere in hell like you ll always be i think i m supposed to be waiting for someone else