i like to eat meat swill booze wake up with brand new tattoos i like to talk loud play rough i ain t got time for that girly girl stuff i m a different kind of princess can t you see i don t lift my pinkie when i m sipping tea i m a different kind of princess got no class and if you don t like it kiss my royal a a a a a a ass princess that s not very ladylike well from i heard you didn t used to be either i like to live fast make noise swap spit with both girls and boys i like to start fights make a big mess but this is one damsel who ain t in distress i m a different kind of princess don t you think i don t wear glitter and i don t like pink i m a different kind of princess got no gown but that ain t stoppin anyone from bowin down i m a different kind of princess no one s fool and if you re my kind of princess be that kind of princess free your inner princess and you will rule  what happened to me oh where am i 