money is a problem is a problem a problem on the rich can comprehend if money is a problem is a problem i wish i had a couple of problems to spend if i just had a little bit of time to spare i could form a society for the protection of the poor unhappy millionaires a texan begins to learn it when he s two so how come them that has it hates to part with it money is a problem but say the word and i ll gladly trade problems with you like that if i were a millionaire i d buy me a couple of yachts real quick and keep one as a spare if i had a lot of loot i d find me a tailor to whip me up a platinum pin striped suit he who steals my purse steals trash the wise men say but that s cause wise men ain t got nothing anyway i don t want to be a millionaire i just want to live like one money is a problem is a problem and any millionaire will tell you it s true boo hoo and any millionaire will tell you it s true