john thatcher longley yo lars john jtl whats up lars yo im going to put the song about your house on the album is that cool jtl uh yeah i just dont want to have any like stalkers knowing my name like my full name do you think its cool lars well keep it on the dl were going to spell it in the different than it is jtl alright thats cool yeah whatever my drummer has the messiest house in new jersey my drummer has the messiest house in new jersey chorus john thatcher longley clean up your house john thatcher longley clean up your house my drummer has the messiest house in new jersey my drummer has the messiest house in new jersey my drummer has a messy house and that is what this songs about as i write these rhymes im starting to doubt this kid will ever take the garbage out the living room is full of cans the ping pong table barely stands i guess hes too busy with other demands like game cube and listening to pop punk bands theres pizza boxes stacked in the living room no mops no brooms and no vacuums open the fridge and you might see half a mr pibb and some moldy cheese upstairs the toilet barely works thats just one of the many perks last time it took me half an hour to figure out how to work his upstairs shower chorus his house makes me think about all the things in life you can live without like internet pens tables and chairs theres mail stacked randomly on the stairs the bathroom doors falling off i went to the attic and started to cough but every time a tour rolls by you know well stay at laurel drive chorus john thatcher longley clean up your house john thatcher longley clean up your house john thatcher longley clean up your house john thatcher longley clean up your house lars i mean does it make you mad at all jtl no no i think its hilarious lars alright cool i just wanted to make sure it was cool my drummer has a messy house and that is what this songs about