well down at the factory i m never late i m a mild mannered man who pulls his weight i give a hundred percent i don t ever stop til friday evening when i punch that clock then i disappear until the weekend s through and you ll never guess who i turn into i m a honky tonk superman ready or not i m back again dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers i m a honky tonk superman that s who i really am a real rebel dare devil honky tonkin superman everybody s waiting for my next move last night i broke the record for acting a fool my favorite waitress said i went a little too far when i came roller skating down the top of the bar now don t blame me for just having fun the never should have bet me that it couldn t be done i m a honky tonk superman ready or not i m back again dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers i m a honky tonk superman that s who i really am a real rebel dare devil honky tonkin superman hey look up there on the neon sign it s a bird it s a plane lord he s lost his mind oh it s just honky tonk superman ready or not i m back again dancing on the tables and swinging from the chandeliers whoa yeah i m a honky tonk superman yeah that s who i really am a real rebel dare devil honky tonkin superman yeah sure enough real tough honky tonk superman