get up in the morning get on the bus get up in the morning like the rest of us places to go important people to meet better not get up or you might lose your seat bus rider leave the house at six o clock to be on time leave the wife and kids at home to make a dime grab your lunch pail check for mail in your slot you won t get your check if you don t punch the clock bus rider bus rider grab the evening paper and sit down in your chair grab yourself a toupee because you re losing your hair doesn t matter what you do you ve nothing to lose i m so awful goddamn glad i m not in your shoes bus rider you know you re riding every single morning to there ride ride little man i don t want to ride no i don t want to ride get up in the morning get on the bus ooh little man riding upside down yeah umm no i don t want to ride