max max has a car that s really sweet doesn t wear a seatbelt cause that s for geeks not just that but it chafes his neck and he thinks it s stupid as heck max max max max just got a car yeah a car a two door freakin car it s fast it s fast it s really freakin fast and it is really badass max doesn t stop at stop signs cause they re retarded what is that smell i m smelling he just farted never signals while changing lanes drives with no hands cause he s insane and if you think that is absurd he ll turn to you and flip a bird max max max max just got a car yeah a car a two door freakin car it has gold rims they are really sick yeah like max max is really sick he talks on his cell phone he doesn t use a bluetooth and if you dent his car he ll hit your face like babe ruth uses the most expensive gas his driving skills are unsurpassed does donuts every chance he gets he s even cooler than pete wentz  max max max max just got a car yeah a car a two door freakin car he will get his license in six months for now he has a provisional license wait he only has his provisional driver s license but that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times what his mom s been in the back seat the whole time so she s condoning these illegal activities shame on you max s mom shame max look out a cliff right in front of you yeah a cliff a big ass freakin cliff crap you are flying off the cliff i hope you are wearing your seatbelt oh wait he s not wearing his seatbelt i guess he didn t like how it felt now he s broken his manly legs let s hope he won t repeat the same mistakes max 