o worshippers of the mighty all i had a dream the bassmaster general came to me we had a little snack at a donut shop he said drink of my bonus cup it is my blood eat of this crapper it is my body and his spirit entered me and i became all ular the bassmaster said you are the chosen one these are the all o gistics thou shalt not commit laundry thou shalt covet thy neighbor s food thou shalt not create ties with the scathed thou shalt always go for greatness thou shalt not commit adulthood thou shalt not partake of decaf thou shalt not suppress flatulence thou shalt not commit hygiene thou shalt not have no idea thou shalt commit thyself to an institution thou shalt not take the van s name in vain thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all tell me good people who is the sole achiever who has ground his teeth and gums so we may live in the beauty of all you may achieve all and not wallow unknown for eternity all you have to do is do it all study them believe in them you must believe do you believe in it believe and you shall achieve he who bears the most gas let him also bear forth his ass and cast forth the first frap you may achieve bass by chanting the small psalm of all chant with me qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah chant qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah pretty good pretty good qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah qwah qwaaaah qwaoh qwah oh no here we go again the mighty spirit has taken over do you feel it do you feel it he does everything for us for when he brought it among us the bassmaster issued forth an all timatum if you believe if you believe you shall achieve all all all 