she s no beauty queen but she doesn t mind being seen with me i may not be the best but i m the only guy that she can get and with a love like that you know it s gotta last and we re gonna stay together as the years go rocketing past we share everything his and hers like all the things that get on our nerves so she s with me and there s nobody waiting in the wings cause we hate all the same things now i m anticipating we ll spend another lovely evening of complaining about life cause we ve discovered it s one damn thing after another so don t try to call us we won t answer the phone we hate to go out in public even more than we hate staying at home we d just hate anything anywhere and anybody who may be there so i ll be here and she ll be near there s nowhere else to be cause we hate all the same things yeah we hate all the same things when the dog bites when my bee stings when you re feeling some of these things ennui misanthropy weltschmerz anomie just think of all the things you hate and things start looking pretty great if there s someone who hates them too and she s with you the whole night through if you ve had a few lucky breaks and you ve made all the right mistakes you can be like she and me in a world that swings if you hate all the same things like we hate all the same things yeah we hate all the same things we hate all the same things