well i can wash out forty four pairs of socks and have em on the line you know i can starch and iron two dozen shirts fore you can count from one to nine i can slip up a great big dip up of lard from a drippings can throw it in the skillet do my shopping and be back before it melts in the pan cause i m a woman w o m a n let me tell ya again i m a woman w o m a n well i can rub and scrub til this house shines just like a dime feed the baby grease the car powder my nose at the same time you know i can get all dressed up go out swinging with the m a n jump in bed at five sleep til 6 and start all over again cause i m a woman w o m a n let me tell ya again i m a woman w o m a n well now if you come to me sick you know that i m gonna make you well and if you come to me all hexed up you know i m gonna break the spell and if you come to me hungry you know i ll feed ya full of my grits and if it s loving you want i can kiss you and give you the shivering fits cause i m a woman w o m a n i ll say it again i m a woman w o m a n well i got a twenty dollar gold fee that says there s nothing that i can t do well i can make a dress out of feeding sacks and i can make a man out of you cause i m a woman w o m a n i ll say it again i m a woman w o m a n i m a woman i m a woman i m a woman yeah i m a woman