my mother told me if you got it there s no need to flaunt it cause everything i ll get depends on just how bad i want it i said this to myself one day minding my own beeswax when this big buff tough guy stepped to me and i m like ease back sleezestack before i knock your big butt silly he then pulled out a gun i gave him a hug and said don t kill me you don t wanna waste a bullet on a bum like me scum like me i want my mommy help me somebody he started pulling my arm and jerkin me stop it man you re hurting me reminded i had a gun to my head so i said ok certainly you the man where s superman when you need him should i feed him a knuckle sandwich or play possum and stop breathing i m leavin competition s cool and all of that but i didn t get into rap to be attacked i m packin my backpack strap to bust a thinkin cap and just laugh at the people who don t know how to act see the derailed hate the on track in fact alone they cower so the blind bind to find power that s why i m lookin out like the hubble telescope lens for the trouble see when you re as tight as bowser s trousers or saturday night fever slacks macks and g s attack hopin you flee steady mobbin like robinson crusoe it s as primitive as can be now if you wanna know the real deal about the crew well don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you i said if you don t know the real deal about the crew well don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you sometimes i feel i ve got to run away i ve got to find a place to play like my own sandbox so i can do a mr spock to leave the grit and grind behind the foul line shootin two who s the owl giving a hoot help woodsy spread the word to the so called nerd to stay huffy tough luff or get knocked on his duff by a vulgar ogre holder of all the hall passes courage fled herman s head but it was too late to back out he took my lunch sack and went to the rack like jerry stackhouse blackout out comes the mouthpiece but the mick he quickly picked me back up on my feet i said look over there over there he looked a left hook had him shook i followed through with the 1 2 knockin him on his keister then leavin the barrio i said pale rider saddle bags tied tight into the night  now if you wanna know the real deal about the crew don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you i said if you don t know the real deal about the crew don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you don t you know we re ugly duckling and we re doing it just for you