you got in trouble you was going to jail judge askin me will i draw your bail i couldn t refuse cuz i never fail and you can t beat that with a hammer and a nail lookie hear i give you everything that i could afford you keep beggin just askin for more i gave you a yacht but you say you wanna sail well you can t beat that with a hammer and a nail nooo no yeah i m not the best not the best in town i ll be the best till the best comes around cuz i promise you i will never fail and you can t beat that with a hammer and a nail oh you can t beat that with a hammer and a nail nooo noooo nooo well lets see people enjoy this now lets get outta hear