a valentine s day party i didn t think you d show you don t like making entrances alone you ve got a new friend you ve got a new friend likes to go to movies likes to drink red wine sounds familiar better hold on tight a film school drunk can be so hard to find you got a new friend you got a new friend and the two of you don t ever seem to part you got a new friend ooh you got a new friend now i m the odd man gone you got a new friend you got a new friend i know and your mom s got you convinced that he s the one he s all you need so forget me marry him at once but if you ever change your mind i could still buy that box of wine i still have your copy of harold and maude but you got a new friend yeah you got a new friend