i was deprived of a young girl s dream by the cruel force of nature from the blue instead of a night full of romance supreme all i got was a runny nose and asiatic flu it s raining on prom night my hair is a mess it s running all over my taffeta dress it s wilting the quilting on my maidenform and mascara flows right down my nose because of the storm i don t even have a corsage oh gee it fell down a sewer with my sister s id yes it s raining on prom night oh my darling what can i do i miss you it s raining real rain from the skies and it s draining real menstrual blood from my thighs over you all over you oh dear god make him feel the same way i do right now he ll never want to eat me again what can i do it s raining raining from the skies it s raining tears from my eyes over you oooooow raining from the skies over you 1