i kicked out of the surf and stuck my board in the sand and then up in my woody to a hamburger stand and when i got back my nine five board was gone she said yeah she said finders keepers losers weepers finders keepers finders keepers losers weepers i saw a hodaddy paddling out by the pier well he must have got my board cause mine isn t here but i know how to fix him i ll just raise that meatball flag he took off on a swell when he saw the flag he s just a crazy hodaddy pulling some kind of gag he went over the falls and now my board s coming back to me that ll teach him to mess with my board next pass next time