we went out on a double date me and edith you and kate before we got past their front gate there you were making eyes at edith while you were making time with kate you can t have your kate and edith too you rascal you yodel a dio then we went to a drive in a show you were kissing on kate she wouldn t let you go i looked at edith started feeling bold i found your big hairy hand holding on to the hand i was trying to hold you can t have your kate and edith too you rascal you yodel a dio edith asked me if i would get her some popcorn i said i would when i got back dad blame if you hadn t crawled into the backseat with edith and kate was back there too you can t have your kate and edith too you rascal you yodel a dio years have passed since that first date i married edith you married kate now every night when i come home your car s in the driveway kate s in the car and you and edith are in the house alone  you can t have your kate and edith too you rascal you yodel a dio 