hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time just don t feel like goin to work i think i ll call my boss then i m gonna hack and cough and wheeze swear i ve got some strange disease what s that little twerp gonna say hey i m callin in sick today callin in sick today i could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp i could spend all day in my underwear watching ernest goes to camp i could sit and count my hair i could burp my tupperware i m not busy now anyway hey i m callin in sick today callin in sick today ain t goin to work no way callin in sick today i can do anything i want to i am invincible now i m on fire baby i m alive i m alive can you hear me world i m alive maybe i ll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint maybe i ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint when i m sick of takin abuse i just make up some lame excuse freedom s just seven digits away hey i m callin in sick today callin in sick today ain t goin to work no way callin in sick today2
['comedy rock', 'comic', 'parody']