i started on a journey about a year ago to a little town called morrow in the state of ohio i ve never been much of a traveler and i really didn t know that morrow was the hardest place i d ever try to go so i went down to the station for my ticket and applied for tips regarding morrow not expecting to be guyed said i my friend i d like to go to morrow and return no later than tomorrow for i haven t time to burn said he to me now let me see if i have heard you right you d like to go to morrow and return tomorrow night you should have gone to morrow yesterday and back today for the train that goes to morrow is a mile upon its way if you had gone to morrow yesterday now don t you see you could have gone to morrow and returned today at three for the train today to morrow if the schedule is right today it goes to morrow and returns tomorrow night said i my friend it seems to me you re talkin through your hat there is a town named morrow on the line now tell me that there is said he but take from me a quiet little tip to go from here to morrow is a 14 hour trip  the train today to morrow leaves today at 8 35 at half past ten tomorrow is the time it should arrive so if from here to morrow is a 14 hour jump can you go today to morrow and get back today you chump said i i d like to go to morrow so can i go today and get to morrow by tonight if there is no delay well well said he to me and i ve got no more to say can t get anywhere tomorrow and get back again today said i i guess you know it all but kindly let me say how can i get to morrow if i leave this town today said he you cannot go to morrow any more today cause the train that goes to morrow is a mile upon its way i was so disappointed i was mad enough to swear the train had gone to morrow and had left me standing there that man was right in telling me that i was a howling jay i could not go to morrow so i guess in town i ll stay