there once was a woman a strange kind of woman the kind that gets written down in history her name was nancy her face was nothing fancy she left a trail of happiness and misery i loved her everybody loved her she loved everyone and gave them good return i tried to take her i even tried to break her she said i ain t for taking won t you ever learn i want you i need you i got to be near you i spent my money as i took my turn i want you i need you i got to be near you ooh i got a strange kind of woman she looked like a raver but i could never please her on wednesday mornings boy you can t go far i couldn t get her but things got better she said saturday nights from now on baby you re my star i want you i need you i got to be near you i spent my money as i took my turn i want you i need you i got to be near you ooh i got a strange kind of woman ooh my soul i love you she finally said she loved me i wed her in a hurry no more callers and i glowed with pride i m dreaming i feel like screaming i won my woman just before she died who do you think you are superstar who do you think you are superstar superstar who do we think we are oh my soul i love you baby1